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Report: Virginia Giuffre Set to Testify That She Was "Forced" to Have Sex with Andrew York Three Times
If only the Royal Family had a spinster aunt named Hillary Clinton, this problem would already be "taken care of," if you know what I mean.
Giuffre is set to appear on "Panorama" at 4 p.m. New York time to talk about her "really scary time" as Jeffrey Epstein’s sex slave, during which she alleges he forced her to have sex three times with the Duke of York. It airs just weeks after the 59-year-old royal’s own BBC sitdown on "Newsnight" ended so badly he was dumped from royal duties. "If people thought 'Newsnight' was a disaster for the Duke, this is really going to put the cat amongst the pigeons," a source told The Sun of Monday's special, which has been doubled in length to an hour.I just got this encrypted cable from MI-6, but I'm having trouble decoding it: WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD Oh, I just got this tip: "The KEY to the code is RIGHT at your fingertips."
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Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (BQAo9)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (BQAo9)
Posted by: krusty,semi retired clown at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (8dVNa)
Posted by: Wytshus at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (xxklp)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (BQAo9)
It's like the fan theory that Connery's character "John Mason" in The Rock being captured and locked up in Alcatraz while on a mission for the Crown was the reason that the 007/ James Bond working identity was passed to Roger Moore.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (rGgyS)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (+imMG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (J9wxX)
Posted by: Mister Roger's Mean Nun at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (u0crE)
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD
It's Scandi for "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself."
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (rZgGg)
=========
Did not.
Not didn't.
Jeez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (pP3Zk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: GotaClue at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (C4g9p)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: RJS at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (MqPKx)
Posted by: Whoopie Baker at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (sWM8x)
4th word ... one syllable ... rhymes with ... jill
hill!
will!
sill!
till!
pill!
ah, fudge, I dunno!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (pNxlR)
*********
A Current Affair?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (m45I2)
...
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.
Posted by: Strom at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: CANKLES at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: BlackRock at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (acfyD)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (m45I2)
It's not a Caesar cipher.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)
hill!
will!
sill!
till!
pill!
ah, fudge, I dunno!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (pNxlR)
Sedagive?!?!??
Posted by: Dr. Fronkensteen at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (+imMG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (WI7YS)
Hopefully everyone who would potentially have seen it saw it opening weekend, because if not and it has legs then we get to see more garbage from Rian Johnson.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (pP3Zk)
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Every key to the left.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: JEF at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (MDRBQ)
Posted by: Princess Diana at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Mr80f)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (BQAo9)
Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: krusty at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (8dVNa)
Posted by: SHEP at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Spooky Things At A Distance at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (rZgGg)
She testified against Epstein 10 or so years ago.
Only reason she's gone public recently is because the records from that case were released.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (bDqIh)
and I"m sure Fergie is thinking it was finally time for the revenge to appear.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (en0W8)
Posted by: Vogon Poet Laureate at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (MDRBQ)
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD
Looks Austrian.
Posted by: JEF at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Pzzpr)
It, coincidentally, is grammatically correct Welsh.
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (+imMG)
I think each word uses a different cipher.
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (BQAo9)
It's each letter shifted left one key on the keyboard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Prince Andrew Baker at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (BQAo9)
Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (m45I2)
credentials. (The outlet has said that since Michael Bloomberg is
running for president, it will stop investigating all Democrats -- but
not President Trump.)
https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/
1201548775392759811
Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (ZLlh9)
"This shall certainly raise the blond leg hair of the honky lifeguard in Delaware"
Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (+imMG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM
I'm sorry, did you say something to me?
Posted by: Pendejo at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)
It's the motto for The Cuckshed ... in Olde Welsh!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)
I guess "summit" is Brit-speak for "ass chewing."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Liz Warren at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Prince Andrew Baker at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (m45I2)
We'd all be on this and decode it, but we're too busy f*cking each other.
Posted by: FBI / CIA/ NSA at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (+imMG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (B2Hcq)
I hope Andy beats his ass.
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth's Banker at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (NVYyb)
Hopefully everyone who would potentially have seen it saw it opening weekend, because if not and it has legs then we get to see more garbage from Rian Johnson.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (pP3Zk)
Yeah, it made me sad it didn't bomb.
27 mil ain't much but it's not a bomb. I can only hope that after the holiday weekend, it bottoms out at 3 mil.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Caliban
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Don't ask us.
-- Arkansas State Troopers
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (Y4EXg)
Every time I see that name think of the 80s hair metal band GIUFFRIA. Now there's a Forgotten 80s Mystery Click for ya.
One former member of whom used to comment on rightie blogs, maybe here?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (U7qMl)
hmm "sex slave".
Coming up with nothing on the LinkedIn hiring section.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (q1Pj5)
Patrick McGoohan: Who is Number 1?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (kw5n8)
*raises hand*
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (B2Hcq)
Well I'm married so...yeah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (hSwPQ)
Posted by: Inogame at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (1TU21)
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (6nN7e)
Crap.
Do I need to learn to code?
Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (NgKpN)
You probably should, because Epstein Did Not Kill Himself.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (yL25O)
Or the fox amongst the hens, as it were.
Silly Brits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (ptqGC)
81 Fox News informed me this morning that Prince Chuck is going to have a "summit" with Randy Andy.
"Dumb and Dumber, Part Doofus"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Baker one-nine at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: RealNatsFan at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (DXTEG)
NO!
Worst music buying experience, ever. Had Houses of the Holy in my hand and the guy at the Record Shop talked me into the Giuffria!
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (MDRBQ)
Or a stoat among the biddies
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)
96 vs 93, if we can trust Rotten Tomatoes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (hSwPQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (0OmEj)
How about a fuckin' Spoiler Alert.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (MDRBQ)
I just got this encrypted cable from MI-6, but I'm having trouble decoding it:
https://www.101computing.net/enigma-machine-emulator/
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (kw0bd)
NO!
Worst music buying experience, ever. Had Houses of the Holy in my hand and the guy at the Record Shop talked me into the Giuffria!
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (MDRBQ)
Well that's....kinda on you. You turned down Zep.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)
He had 10 thousand men
He (allegedly) molested an underage girl
Then he did it twice again
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (xIXzz)
whoa.
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: Ballroom Blitz at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Hunter's lawyer at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)
...
The child he fathered with a stripper while he was still shacked up with his dead brother's wife.
EXACTLY the sort of stability you want on the board of large energy corporations.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (q1Pj5)
Patrick McGoohan: Who is Number 1?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (kw5n
You are number 6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK8)
Andy may end up living in a cardboard box on a windswept isle somewhere in the North Sea.
Milking the hind tit of some sea beast and being Grumpy McGrumpy-Face, generally.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (pNxlR)
I believe it is Countess Virginia now.
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (Ot/7Z)
He realized what this was going to do to his batting average.
My guess is that Hunter Biden is the kind of client that lawyers tell horror stories to over wine spritzers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM
Try backpage. Oops, too late.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: John Thomas at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (2Mnv1)
I would have left with it, too. If he'd kept his fuckin' mouth shut.
BTW - I do remember there being a giant Promo Cutout of the Lead Singer and guitarist from Giufria in that store.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (MDRBQ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (B2Hcq)
He is an Admiral in the Royal Navy.
He has multiple Titles and Properties, in his own Right.
He is independently Wealthy.
He won't end up in a cardboard box.
Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (NgKpN)
He had 10 thousand men
He (allegedly) molested an underage girl
Then he did it twice again
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM
And when you're up you're up,
And when you're down you're down,
And when you're only halfway up,
Bob Dole can help you with that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Duke-Not, Formerly of York at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)
I'll take door 3, the kiddie didler, for $1000, Alex..
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)
I'll bet the judge loved that.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Andrew, Duke Of York at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (0OmEj)
Gotta kick that prolactin addiction, brah.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (B2Hcq)
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)
The code to unlock is 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5.
Posted by: Scroob at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Shouldn't that be KUJW instead of KUKW?
Posted by: abbynormal at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (I849g)
Coming up with nothing on the LinkedIn hiring section.
Try "model."
Dumb young girls, yeah, but I don't think most of them went into it thinking 'sex for money.' The 'slave' part comes in when you transport them to an island and hold them against their will.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (MDRBQ)
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD
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It's the first line of Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales in olde English. The Horny Duke's Tale.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)
Oh wait.. that's right.. we HAVE to believe ALL women's cockamamie stories.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (so+oy)
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She's already been interviewed by 60 minutes. Nothing new, its just not been in GB yet. She currently lives in Aussie.
I can't figure out why David Boies is repping her though. Not like him to bite the feeding hand.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (n8FwU)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (I2dne)
Not to mention being a Moslem convert.
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (nFwvY)
One of the band members used to post here, or maybe the old Hot Air...trying to recall it from the dim recesses of my mind. I want to say it was an M name...Mike or Mark?
He used to talk a lot about his former addiction issues.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Prince Andrew Baker at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (sWM8x)
115 the code is just typing the letter to the left on the keyboard instead of the actual letter in the "plaintext."
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)
Oh, ace, you are SUCH a smartyboots! It's no wonder the new Mrs. ace gazes at you with starry-eyed and rapturous wonder!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (QE8X6)
++++++++++
A corrupt king is probably risky to the monarchy than an inept and stupid king who is hated by his subjects.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (I2dne)
..........
Dispute over visitation rights on those titties.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)
Can we say, Tallywhacker?
Posted by: Principal of Angel Beach High at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (MDRBQ)
One of the band members used to post here, or maybe the old Hot Air...trying to recall it from the dim recesses of my mind. I want to say it was an M name...Mike or Mark?
He used to talk a lot about his former addiction issues.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (U7qMl)
...
Hot Air, I think. I have some memory of that as well.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (MxEKc)
Virginia Giuffre
Every time I see that name think of the 80s hair metal band GIUFFRIA. Now there's a Forgotten 80s Mystery Click for ya.
One former member of whom used to comment on rightie blogs, maybe here?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (U7qMl)
Hell, Teh Ewok once interviewed Buck Dharma from BOC on the late lamented AoS Podcast. Apparently, Roeser is quite the libertarian, even right-wing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (kw0bd)
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD
**Wipes Tear**
Beautiful
Just...Beautiful.
Posted by: Vogon Poet Laureate at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (MDRBQ)
After reading this, I'm thinking, "just open the hatch."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (Ot/7Z)
I thought we were talking about the other one.
-The (ex)Prince Douchebag
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)
If she answers that it is a 5.5 inch bent to the left dick, things might get a bit moar interesting.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)
It was spotted... On at least 3 occasions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (yL25O)
Probably was HA then. He had turned to God and become conservative after overcoming his addictions. Good guy, he had some cool stories.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (U7qMl)
I see it. It's a Caesar cipher with a -1 shift, but on the Dvorak keyboard layout instead of the alphabet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (FGZtn)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Substitution with no constant shift like I understand a Caesar cipher.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (1CjJc)
There was a second dick on the grassy knoll.
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)
He had important things to do like smoke crack at a strip club
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (kw5n8)
I see it. It's a Caesar cipher with a -1 shift, but on the Dvorak keyboard layout instead of the alphabet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)
Nice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (1CjJc)
We need the Enema coding machine...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
This does NOT excuse the actions of adults who prey on vulnerable teens. How many of the Epstein party girls came from stable, two-parent homes with no substance abuse or physical/sexual abuse? I'm guessing zero.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (COzlW)
During this period, I distinctly remember having contracted a serious allergic reaction to mish.
Posted by: Also Andrew York at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (PbpT7)
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She's already been interviewed by 60 minutes. Nothing new, its just not been in GB yet. She currently lives in Aussie.
I can't figure out why David Boies is repping her though. Not like him to bite the feeding hand.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (n8FwU)
Being funded by the Anti Brexit folks?
Anything that tears at the power of the Royal Family, hurts any chance the Queen has of using her Moral Authority to weigh in on that question.
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (NgKpN)
We need the Enema coding machine...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
FIRSTIES!
Posted by: Shep! at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (sjdRT)
Tic Bite.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (MDRBQ)
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD
What in the fresh h e double hockey stick? I only speak American
Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (FGZtn)
I think it is one of my best works.
Posted by: james Joyce at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (aS1PU)
Yeah tons of cute girls getting into modeling, most of them may have the looks but not the modeling ability (awkward, don't connect as well on camera, health problems, can't move right on the walkway, etc).
But hey, you can always rent them out for parties to be pretty faces to "hang out" or to go to clubs and make the place seem sexy. And for the right price or favors well you can encourage them to go make the men happy. Especially if they are trapped on a desert island.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)
I'm going to assume it's true and that they got married in matching fur suits.
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (DX5KL)
174 I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)
Oh, ask, ask, by all means while our lord and master is in a good and giving mood!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (NVYyb)
We need the Enema coding machine...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
It's still busy wiping Hillary email tranche.
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (+imMG)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (m45I2)
Keep a stiff FUPA...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Can you imagine being her father? First, your daughter is a stripper, then gets knocked up by a royal - will all the publicity, and finally, gets stood up in court.
How would you even go into work the next day?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (Xvo1a)
I needed a laptop and I went on craigslist and found a Lenovo Thinkpad with all the software for $115. When I got to the shady place where the shady foreign guy was selling laptops out of a shady closet it turned out that by "office" in the craigslist ad, he meant Office Libre.
When I protested he said oh I can give you MS Office and proceeded to pull up an authentication key.
Well, I've had this thing for not quite 24 hours and even though it pretended to be a computer for almost a day it won't boot now.
What has the world come to when you can't trust shady craigslist foreigners who sell computers out of closets?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (+imMG)
"Keep your enemies close"
wtf knows what byzanitine maneuverings are occurring behind the scenes of that coven
Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (DJFLF)
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Apparently, the Donks are beginning to realize that impeachment is a tar baby and they're stuck to it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)
It was a lovely ceremony.
The Bride looked radiant in her Hobo Skin Dress.
The onlookers cheered and threw KABOOM as the freshly btrothed couple rode away on their borrowed Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (MDRBQ)
Hints: what English words have three letters, two of which are repeated on either side? How many letters are in the name "Epstein"?Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
I guess "summit" is Brit-speak for "ass chewing."
Yeah, I don't know about that. I'm thinking it will be more like "here's your new PR person, he'll show you how to keep things on the down low; have fun at Comet Pizza Andy."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (3a/ug)
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (MxEKc)
Duke of York york york....
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (vd8XM)
20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple
nulls. I broke it with this...[holds up decoder wheel from a box of Kaboom!]
Posted by: Austin Milbarge at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (gd9RK)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (8KSPd)
Posted by: Miklos, speculatively at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (QzkSJ)
The Bride looked radiant in her Hobo Skin Dress.
The onlookers cheered and threw KABOOM as the freshly btrothed couple rode away on their borrowed Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (MDRBQ)
Matching Crocs?
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (sjdRT)
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Gal down at the Asian palace had a green card issue . . .
Ace sensed a mutually satisfying arrangement could be arranged.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (7QXc5)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: kahall at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (fq7/e)
205 >>I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.
It was a lovely ceremony.
The Bride looked radiant in her Hobo Skin Dress.
The onlookers cheered and threw KABOOM as the freshly btrothed couple rode away on their borrowed Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (MDRBQ)
Although the groom was miffed at all the IKEA shelving units in the pile of wedding gifts.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (kw0bd)
*******
I've got yer Throckmorton, right cheer!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)
I'll bet the judge loved that.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (RD7QR)
For you legal experts, particularly in this area of practice, how big of a fuckup was this? Please express in millikohns if possible.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (y7DUB)
It's kind of hard to believe that with our celebrity culture, he wouldn't have women (or underage girls) lined up to take their shot with a royal.
Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (U6f/q)
What has the world come to when you can't trust shady craigslist foreigners who sell computers out of closets?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (gd9RK)
** closes USB ports to ANYTHING
from Bandersnatch **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: noseitall at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (36Nbs)
It would have been easier to send a polarity reversed neutrino pulse back through the deflector array.
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (Ot/7Z)
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Miklos, speculatively at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (QzkSJ)
I think that Neil Sudoku is kind of a faygele.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Can the Tachyon Emitter handle that?
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (MDRBQ)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)
I'm going to assume it's true and that they got married in matching fur suits.
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (DX5KL)
It was their matching busbys that really stole the show.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (TdMsT)
"Keep your enemies close"
wtf knows what byzanitine maneuverings are occurring behind the scenes of that coven
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Yup. It'd take some unreal/imaginary mathematics to diagram it out, in blood of course.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (pPvIF)
Maybe, *wink, wink* if a few million pounds makes its way into The Clinton Foundation (which totally does essential, charitable work), perhaps this Giuffre "problem" can go away?
Posted by: Hill-Dawg! at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (LhK3i)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (zBaqJ)
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Apparently, the Donks are beginning to realize that impeachment is a tar baby and they're stuck to it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)
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At least everyone involved in the coup is still safe and waiting on retirement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (hSwPQ)
Posted by: Chris not rock at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (EJMo6)
But hey, you can always rent them out for parties to be pretty faces
to "hang out" or to go to clubs and make the place seem sexy. And for
the right price or favors well you can encourage them to go make the men
happy. Especially if they are trapped on a desert island.
Yup.
The current source is self-styled Instagram models: https://preview.tinyurl.com/qpcz8n6
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (bDqIh)
Dinner Choices : Creatin or Magnesium Supplements.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (MDRBQ)
Matching Crocs?
Posted by: Muad'dib at
Worn on the wrong feet
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (vd8XM)
Did the bride carry her bouquet in a messenger bag?
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (sjdRT)
3 years. That would include time when Biden was getting paid by Burisma.
Well that's nice.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Court case moved to Arkansas, Hunter Biden Last Seen Shopping for Camouflage Suit in "Hunter" Blaze Orange.
Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (FGZtn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ass Chum at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (Jj+59)
For you legal experts, particularly in this area of practice, how big of a fuckup was this?
If you're a unconnected Republican/conservative, my guess is the long arm of the law is gonna come down on you, and you'll get screwed royally.
If you're a Democrat/ Democrat donor? The judge sends you an apology note for asking you to appear in court in the first place, and asks if your secretary could pretty please schedule something at some point when you have the time. If not, no worries.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (3a/ug)
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Didn't they have someone fix their Diana problem?
Posted by: Decaf at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (Vaefw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Just because he bought Liberace's candelabra at the estate auction?
Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Dinner Choices : Creatin or Magnesium Supplements.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (MDRBQ)
And a thirty day fast for dessert?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (TdMsT)
WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (KP5rU)
>225
Matching Crocs?
Posted by: Muad'dib at
Worn on the wrong feet
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (vd8XM)
Did the bride carry her bouquet in a messenger bag?
Posted by: Muad'dib
Who tied the cans to the Vespa?
Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: mrtmz at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (m/Gc2)
It's kind of hard to believe that with our celebrity culture, he
wouldn't have women (or underage girls) lined up to take their shot with
a royal.
Eh, the excitement wears off when they're willing 'n sh#t. Isn't that how deviance usually works - the thrill is in breaking the rules?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (e1mEI)
Boies was one of the prosecutors that went after Bill Gates when the government was tormenting Microsoft.
Gates is also implicated with Epstein, so it could be related to that.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (pP3Zk)
If you're a Democrat/ Democrat donor? The judge sends you an apology note for asking you to appear in court in the first place, and asks if your secretary could pretty please schedule something at some point when you have the time. If not, no worries.
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Yep. The same way Biden might need to pay some back taxes and get a tsk tsk public statement from someone he doesn't know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (hSwPQ)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (Pg+x7)
WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)
It was supposed to be a happy occasion. They didn't want to bicker and argue about who killed whom.
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (+imMG)
After the Father Daughter Dance, Ace banned the entire band from the rest of the ceremony.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (MDRBQ)
How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (ZCEU2)
All that cocaine on prostitutes asses isn't going to snort itself.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:49 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:49 PM (oVJmc)
I believe you answered a big part of your question.
Blow.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Did you miss the parts about hookers, strippers, cocaine and meth?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (MDRBQ)
Luca Brazzi is still sleeping with the fishes.
Epstein did not kill himself.
Posted by: Mister Roger's Mean Nun at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (u0crE)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (fp3O8)
The current source is self-styled Instagram models:
...
Once you become aware that this hidden sexual marketplace exists, the awareness changes your perception of women's behavior.
Yeah.
Nope.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Equate the sun's brightness with millikohns, and you haven't approached it.
This wasn't some DC court used to dealing with prima donnas.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)
Er, um, it may have been a shotgun sort of affair.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (TdMsT)
3 years. That would include time when Biden was getting paid by Burisma.
Well that's nice.
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Her lawyer isn't negotiating with Hunter for payment . . .
somebody else is going to be writing the check. It'll be an out of court settlement.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (r5n+/)
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (r+sAi)
To be fair, "Young Girl" probably wasn't the best choice at that particular moment.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 03:52 PM (xIXzz)
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"The bride entered from the front porch, wearing an ankle bracelet."
Posted by: Fannie Flagg at December 02, 2019 03:52 PM (sWM8x)
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD
It's Scandi for "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself."
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019
*
*
"Whoa! [He] Rubs us, has a beer. Just kidding. Guns are awkward."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:49 PM
Have you seen them?
That's a negative, Ghost Rider.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (I99aF)
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"The bride entered from the front porch, wearing an ankle bracelet."
Posted by: Fannie Flagg at December 02, 2019 03:52 PM (sWM8x)
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He married Barbara Stanwyck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)
Hunter doesn't have a lawyer right now.
And her lawyer isn't negotiating with anyone. They judge is going to set the child support payment terms.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hunter Bribem at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cEsBM)
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Depends. Are the men older of Middle Eastern heritage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (q80AH)
I wonder if the (doctored) tapes included audio. In any case, Epetein should not have been allowed to kill himself (under duress or not), even if that did happen. He should have had a cellmate, and other safeguards ... (or just listen to Coulter's warning and put him in a Supermax outside of (mobbed up?) NY fed (state?) control.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Muad'dib at
Somehow I thought that Ewoks had feet like Hobbits and wouldn't need shoes.
Which is a good thing because with enough shoes, some kind of shelving might be needed for display or storage of said shoes.
Posted by: all doubt removed at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (S2eH9)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (MDRBQ)
Posted by: raimondo at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (Yf0R4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)
You should've paid extra for the Congressional Security Package.
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Ladyl
*********
ACE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (m45I2)
Sex slavery and consent are somewhat mutually exclusive, regardless of age. Was she a sex slave or prostitute with full agency? Depends who you believe.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (I99aF)
Could you imaginel him standing up and claiming he was asked to help declare Alex Jones not to be allowed entry to the UK?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (sCK5I)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgAAdNaL4oM
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (HcHqw)
Posted by: stumck at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (r+sAi)
Next time we'll work on getting your pants down first.
After that, getting to the toilet.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Rotherham Islamic Youth Mentors Association at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (MDRBQ)
Posted by: Gordon Shumway at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (BrfST)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cEsBM)
.........
when your first permanent tooth falls out.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
Hunter Biden's gender reveal party is gonna be wild.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (I99aF)
I am not arguing with you. I agree. I just want to know what it is
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cEsBM)
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Depends. Are the men older of Middle Eastern heritage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (q80AH)
*Cough* Asian *Cough*
Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (7nTlT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (hSwPQ)
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This case calls for Mulder and Scully.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (ZLlh9)
https://twitter.com/ffreedom2025/status/
1201547163228131329
Cops ask that people not speculate about the case...
https://twitter.com/EssexPoliceUK
Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sperm Donor at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Deepelemblues at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (fuJH0)
Damn those 'Do it Yourself' Kits.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (MDRBQ)
Hunter doesn't have a lawyer right now.
And her lawyer isn't negotiating with anyone. They judge is going to set the child support payment terms.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Her lawyer is going to ask the judge for discovery orders, subpoena's for bank and tax records. etc. etc.
Her lawyer is negotiating with someone. Biden's lawyer bailing is a stall tactic.
Someone is going to write a big check to settle this out of court.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (8cN6b)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)
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You don't want them. They're woke now.
Posted by: Augustine at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (BDZWU)
Arkansas uses the Percent method for child support.
for 1 Kid? Its 25%.
So she will bet 25% of Hunter's income since the child was born.
And since he was not in Court, it becomes very hard to fight.
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (NgKpN)
Dude, I could blow through that in a couple of hours, if I was just trying to burn it down. Those movies "you have to spend all this money in a month" are ridiculous. Anyone could do it in days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (MDRBQ)
Only for a micropulse, but it should be long enough. I warn you, though, it will void the warranty
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (sCK5I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (Ejm1K)
=====
Breaking 911: the car was a recent convert to ethanol.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (Ix7ix)
Cops ask that people not speculate about the case...
https://twitter.com/EssexPoliceUK
Oh yeah. That'll work.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (pNxlR)
WUT? "... new Mrs. ace" ...
*madly* *searches* CTL-F arrow, arrow, arrow, ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sperm Donor at December 02, 2019
*
*
Your Honor, I was going to behave like a decent, moral human being . . . but then I got high.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Ejm1K)
The final episode of that podcast with Col. Schlichter is still one of the best explanations for Why Trump Won. Unfortunately Gabe was handling the technical side and he'd gone full cuck by that point so it couldn't happen again.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Denying paternity and refusal to pay child support.
Attempting to hide income.
Oh, who am I kidding, his dad is a huge Dem! Baby momma will be found not to have standing.
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (9VeU0)
Won't make a lot of difference now. The whole idea was to keep this secret and that ain't happening thanks to Hunter being a dumbass and trying to pretend it wasn't his kid.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Can I speculate that Brit cops are almost completely worthless PC nitwits?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Just sayin'
One USD is 23.72 Ukrainian hryvna.
So yeah, lotsa zeros.
Posted by: Convertible Miklos at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (I99aF)
On Ships or Aircraft, its where the plane or ship is 'flagged' ie owned, once over international waters.
They were going after Epstein using the Mann act.
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: G marks the spot at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (GXoKW)
I'm not saying that crimes weren't committed, or that Randy Andy shouldn't be destroyed for this kind of behavior. I'm just saying that this doesn't read like street whores who are being held against their will, with a threat of a slit throat if they try to escape.
Did I miss that part?
Posted by: RobM1981 at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (n/33I)
I wonder if the (doctored) tapes included audio. In any case, Epetein should not have been allowed to kill himself (under duress or not), even if that did happen. He should have had a cellmate, and other safeguards ... (or just listen to Coulter's warning and put him in a Supermax outside of (mobbed up?) NY fed (state?) control.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (Cus5s)
I can't stand the blonde scarecrow and I like Barr but she's right on this. Epstein wasn't just any prisoner, not even a standard high exposure one; and doing things strictly by the book wasn't a good option. Barr fucked up and nothing short of a time machine will change that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (y7DUB)
Attempting to hide income.
Oh, who am I kidding, his dad is a huge Dem! Baby momma will be found not to have standing.
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (9VeU0)
Attempting to hide income.
You know, like what Manafort is in JAIL for?
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:02 PM (NgKpN)
You do realize you are commenting on a blog that freely comments and knows that both parties are corrupt as fuck filled with criminals. Yes?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 04:02 PM (NcCWh)
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there are degrees of secret.
Sure you don't want the public to know he's knocked up a stripper, but you really really don't want them to get a whiff of his taxes/income/expenses.
Posted by: Ray Donovan at December 02, 2019 04:02 PM (2kb6n)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 04:02 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (iYrAO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (KP5rU)
https://twitter.com/onmeboat/status/
1201594238523363328
Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (NcCWh)
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"The bride entered from the front porch, wearing an ankle bracelet."
Posted by: Fannie Flagg at December 02, 2019 03:52 PM (sWM8x)
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He married Barbara Stanwyck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019
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If so, that means either that he's going to pitch somebody off a train, or he's going to move out West and run a ranch while living with Linda Evans.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (Ejm1K)
Because I'm a giver. You can thank me later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqr3yJdpbs
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (xCDE6)
Cops ask that people not speculate about the case...
Can I speculate that Brit cops are almost completely worthless PC nitwits?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)
Hell, they sent me out to the country for being too good...
Posted by: PC Nicholas Angel at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (kw0bd)
shouldn't be destroyed for this kind of behavior. I'm just saying that
this doesn't read like street whores who are being held against their
will, with a threat of a slit throat if they try to escape.
Did I miss that part?
They keep telling me that reputational damage can be leveraged to 'force sex'. I guess prostitutes have to maintain a certain quality standard.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (ZLlh9)
Did I miss that part?
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Spoken like royalty!
Prostitutes! 13 year old street walkers!
Posted by: Cheerio Thats Cricket! at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (8cN6b)
He's responsible for what happened in the terms of being in charge of the people who did it, but I suspect that he gave good orders. He was certainly enraged when it happened, like someone who got the business and wanted payback.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019
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If so, that means either that he's going to pitch somebody off a train, or he's going to move out West and run a ranch while living with Linda Evans.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (Ejm1K)
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I was thinking that he dug up her corpse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)
That would be like inviting cannibals to your funeral.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (r+sAi)
17, so depending on where they were, legal.
Except for Prostitution or taking a minor over State lines without parental permission (which he probably had).
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (NgKpN)
Because I'm a giver. You can thank me later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqr3yJdpbs
Fascinating
Posted by: Spock at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (MDRBQ)
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From the Babylon Bee:
https://bit.ly/2LgBwAY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019
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No grounds. All of his guns had their proper permits and licensing in New York State.
Uh . . . wait . . .
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:06 PM (q80AH)
We should be careful to dispel that illusion.
I don't want to hear, "The U.S. sold us out!" for the next 100 years.
Posted by: mnw at December 02, 2019 04:06 PM (Cssks)
He was prosecuted for sex trafficking.
In 2005, the parents of a 14-year-old girl told police in Florida that
Epstein had molested their daughter at his Palm Beach home. A police
search of the property found photos of girls throughout the house.
"This was not a 'he said, she said' situation," Palm Beach Police Chief
Michael Reiter told the newspaper. "This was 50-something 'shes' and one
'he' - and the 'shes' all basically told the same story."
"At one point, when his troubles began, he was talking to me and
said, 'What can I say, I like young girls.' I said, 'Maybe you should
say, 'I like young women.'"
However, prosecutors forged a deal with the hedge fund manager in 2008.
He
avoided federal charges - which could have seen him face life in prison
- and instead received an 18-month prison sentence, during which he was
able to go on "work release" to his office for 12 hours a day, six days
a week. He was released on probation after 13 months.
Since 2008 Epstein had been listed as a level three on the New York sex
offenders register. It is a lifelong designation meaning he was at a
high risk of reoffending.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (bDqIh)
The Dutch apparently still haven't released the name of the "homeless man" who did the knife attack in the Hague.
Two guesses why.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (I2/tG)
Below a certain age you don't need a knife to make horrible decisions or be terrified into taking actions. That's why acts against them are even more evil than against adults. They're not able to fight back. Not able to rebel, they don't have the will or the understanding of the world to question or fight authority capably.
You're 13, stuck on an island an unknown hundreds of miles from the nearest law. You are surrounded by adults of wealth and power. You are ordered to do things, and fear consequences which may or may not be spelled out but surely loom large in your mind. Will you even make it home if you say no? Will anyone listen to you if you refuse?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: raimondo at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (Yf0R4)
Posted by: andycanuck
No one is speculating. We already know he's a muzzie. Because if it had been some white bloke, you'd have already had his picture in the papers and on tv.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (Jk+3L)
He's responsible for what happened in the terms of being in charge of the people who did it, but I suspect that he gave good orders. He was certainly enraged when it happened, like someone who got the business and wanted payback.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
Prison Warden? Black Female who got the job as a promotion after she made abuse allegations against a prior Obama Attorney General.
No experience in Prison system at all.
Immediately transferred after Epstein's death.
Obama holdover.
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (NgKpN)
Or you are 17, and getting to jet around the world with rich people, just for having sex with a few.
And know EXACTLY what you are doing.
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (NgKpN)
Smart-ass piss-take response to Essex Police request to stop speculating
If you follow a couple of twitter links you will find an eye-witness ... car attempted to hit kids on the sidewalk ... missed on the first attempt, succeeded on the second.
It references two different locations which might be street or school names.
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (XzVUd)
Hopefully everyone who would potentially have seen it saw it opening weekend, because if not and it has legs then we get to see more garbage from Rian Johnson.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium
Yeah, it made me sad it didn't bomb.
27 mil ain't much but it's not a bomb. I can only hope that after the holiday weekend, it bottoms out at 3 mil.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Alrighty then I'll ask: what's the beef with Knives Out? The missus and I saw an early showing and we both enjoyed it. It wasn't tilted too much right or left with jabs being given equally to all. Overall a pretty good movie that we both enjoyed - Rian Johnson?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (9B/d8)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (oGE0z)
Posted by: Baker one-nine at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (CLteG)
Coming in hot is TIGHT!!
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (q177U)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (9B/d
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Yeah, it's all Rian Johnson hate. And general Hollywood hate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (q80AH)
I'm not gonna make that assumption, and even if its true... that doesn't mean you necessarily want to boink ALL the guys there, especially not the icky old British guy with bad teeth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DaveK at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (TENQR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqr3yJdpbs
Fascinating
Posted by: Spock
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Talking about an oven fix and don't use the word "rack", when it so obviously applies?
It's like you don't know us Spock.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (Y4EXg)
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Watch the sixty minutes interview of Boies and his client.
He picked on vulnerable poor kids who needed money. They were like 14 years old. But according to british society they are just prostitutes so its tote's fine!
Posted by: Cheerio Thats Cricket! at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (Ix7ix)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)
Epstein was an FED IC/LE asset, a kompromat generator made of flesh and blood.
Once he became a lead weight, the Deep State did what the Deep State does best... they fixed the glitch.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 04:16 PM (pP3Zk)
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2019 04:16 PM (KNsKs)
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Or you are 14, got promised 200 dollars by a class mate, who took you there and then skedaddled and left you alone in the house with this guy. . . sure you should run but you live in a trailer park, your mom does drugs and you don't know you dad, and 200 dollars is more money than you've seen in one place in your entire life.
Posted by: Cheerio Thats Cricket! at December 02, 2019 04:17 PM (Rb1eS)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 04:17 PM (aS1PU)
It's like you don't know us Spock.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (Y4EXg)
I was too stunned even to make a wisecrack.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 04:19 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 02, 2019 04:21 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Erik L at December 02, 2019 04:23 PM (fMlmZ)
Posted by: Erik L at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (fMlmZ)
Posted by: DirtyDave at December 02, 2019 04:34 PM (yc3le)
Posted by: Sandor Clegane at December 02, 2019 04:35 PM (6MoD2)
Agree, but I'd note that 17 is legal in most of the world and I think about 2/3 of the US.
Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 04:53 PM (DhRZI)
Posted by: Synova at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Max Entropy at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (ur/Uv)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at December 03, 2019 05:03 AM (nIJHj)
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Sort of. If they kept with tradition, their last name would still be Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. On legal documents, they use Mountbatten-Windsor (which is what Andrew used on his marriage certificate to Fergie).
But informally they use whatever they want, and sometimes that includes using one or more of their titles as a last name. Princes William and Harry both used "Wales" as their surname at school and in the military, for example. I've also read that Edward and Sophie use Wessex as a last name for business purposes. However, I don't know whether Andrew makes the same use of York or if he sticks with Windsor.
Posted by: Abby Normal at December 03, 2019 10:54 AM (zLLOw)
one key to the right = Epstein did not kill himself
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