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EMT 12/01/19
Happy December!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 06:01 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Joe Biden, don't ask me about my grandkids at December 01, 2019 06:04 AM (+mbOC)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:10 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:10 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:11 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 06:13 AM (+mbOC)
How in the hell can it be December already?
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:14 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:15 AM (Z/jzm)
WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger.
https://tinyurl.com/sb39rau
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:15 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 01, 2019 06:16 AM (2FwcO)
Posted by: Skip
No kidding. Seems like I missed a month or so somewhere.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:17 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:17 AM (JFO2v)
"
Totes normal.
For Joe.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)
I measure the year in projects, the more projects the year flies by in a flash, one or two projects and it drags ass all the way till January 1st.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 01, 2019 06:19 AM (2FwcO)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 06:20 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:20 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 01, 2019 06:23 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:25 AM (ZCEU2)
The fire extinguisher
The convicted murder who came to the rescue.
So many details that I had missed earlier about the London Bridge attack.
https://bit.ly/2P0qKA7
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:25 AM (cqNba)
How in the hell can it be December already?
Posted by: Skip
Welp.....
It all starts with January,
a month that was named after one of the Brady Bunch kids.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:25 AM (arJlL)
If Biden were a Republican his political career would have been cut short in the 70's, the MSM can help a Donk muscle through pretty much anything up to and including murder and rape, so I don't see a little impromptu finger sucking to be much of an obstacle.
Remember, members of the press were caught going through Sarah Pain's garbage and one literally bought a house next to hers to spy on her.
Meanwhile Joe tells the press what questions they can ask him and the media complies.
Not fair, not fair at all.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 01, 2019 06:26 AM (2FwcO)
https://tinyurl.com/vwgk8xb
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:26 AM (7juvc)
How in the hell can it be December already?
Posted by: Skip
So, we're not getting snow or ice ?
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:27 AM (arJlL)
WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger.
** sighs **
Oh shit, that means soon he'll be back in the state. Permanently, this time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:28 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:15 AM (7juvc)
You gotta grab a bite to eat when you can while on the campaign trail.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 06:30 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:30 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 01, 2019 06:31 AM (C1Lsn)
Below is a video of Bloomberg explaining why President Xi Jinping is not a dictator
The short take: "Xi has a 'stituency, and he has to answer to that 'stituency."
Bloomberg is a monomaniacal dimwit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:34 AM (pNxlR)
They literally cannot think straight.
Explains a lot, really.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 06:38 AM (JwHjN)
Has anyone considered that Ol' Joe may have rabies?
Finger biting? "Oh, man, I LOVE Vienna Sausages -- I go through them like popcorn!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:39 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2019 06:41 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:43 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:44 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: teej at December 01, 2019 06:45 AM (27q/y)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:43 AM (7juvc)
*holds up fingers to count*
one
ow stop that
two
dammit quit biting
three...
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Or like Corn Pop!
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:46 AM (arJlL)
A good friend of mine from back in our days at elementary school has a younger sister who is a nasty leftist. She'd battle through the legions of hell to get to be the trigger puller gunning down us deplorables - that's how raging and nasty she is.
Anyway, my friend - her brother - was deadpan trolling her on a FB thread yesterday by gainsaying anything she posted with either "That's fake news" or "Who have the Democrats got who will beat Trump?". Her mounting rage and spittle-flecked responses were a beautiful thing to see, especially after each "who's gonna beat him?" taunt. It was a masterpiece.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:48 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Great ABC (!) article on the stupidity of the "malarkey" theme:
https://tinyurl.com/ww9cr7v
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:48 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: m
200= 2,000 fingers !
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:46 AM (arJlL)
hahahaha
2,000 - 1
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:49 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:43 AM (7juvc)
One article said "a crowd of about 200 supporters"
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:49 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 01, 2019 06:50 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:50 AM (cqNba)
I'd bet that at least fifty were bums looking for a free donut.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:51 AM (ZCEU2)
I'd bet that at least fifty were bums looking for a free donut.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:51 AM (arJlL)
And in the photo at the ABC site, some of the crowd are children too young to vote.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:53 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:53 AM (ZCEU2)
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Has anyone considered that Ol' Joe may have rabies?
Finger biting? "Oh, man, I LOVE Vienna Sausages -- I go through them like popcorn!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:39 AM (pNxlR)
49 Maybe Joe should be tested for rabies.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:50 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:53 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:54 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 06:54 AM (vd8XM)
All of Delaware begs you, America: "Please take our Village Idiot ... please!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JT
It takes a nation, to raise a village idiot
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:55 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (Z/jzm)
https://tinyurl.com/smhp5mv
Should post this on the gun thread, would make great bayonets
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:43 AM (7juvc)
One article said "a crowd of about 200 supporters"
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:49 AM (Z/jzm)
Thanks, Mlii; it's looking like that.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
Hunter had better start ordering his designer prison garb right now. Daddy ain't saving him this time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:55 AM (pNxlR)
Nah, he's yours. Let him play with the sand on Rehoboth Beach. Safer than on the campaign trail where there are lots of fingers of temptation.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (C1Lsn)
Just keep your hands off our Apprentice.
That one, there is hope for.
Posted by: teej at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (27q/y)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:58 AM (ZCEU2)
I'd bet that at least fifty were bums looking for a free donut.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:51 AM (arJlL)
I think it was just finger food at the afterparty.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
That's not how this works.
That's not how any of this works....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:58 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (DBGf/)
A field day for thesaurus-users.
From the ABC article:
1. bit his wife Jill's finger
2. gave her a playful chomp on her fingertip
3. She took the nibble in stride
https://tinyurl.com/ww9cr7v
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:59 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2019 06:59 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
And if the poll says 33%, it probably means it's actually higher. I'm guessing not everyone will be candid depending who can overhear when being asked
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 07:00 AM (Z/jzm)
Ol' Joe was just being "spontaneous".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 07:00 AM (pNxlR)
---
That's not how this works.
That's not how any of this works....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:58 AM (cqNba)
Some, like yourself, actually study for that. With Quid Pro Joe, it comes naturally.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 07:00 AM (Y8PSl)
Ol' Joe was just being "spontaneous".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 07:00 AM (pNxlR)
A trait you really want in your CIC!
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:01 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:02 AM (ZCEU2)
if it were a republican it would mean several thousand.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 07:02 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 01, 2019 07:02 AM (cknjq)
https://tinyurl.com/s2nmke9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2019 07:03 AM (WI7YS)
Well it was in public, but suspect later he got back handed
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:03 AM (ZCEU2)
The sort of coup that some on the right are talking about which, if successful, would result in the vice president lawfully becoming president and Trumps Cabinet staying in place isnt a coup, Goldberg wrote.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
Mrs. Biden said "Joe, I just used the bathroom and there was no toilet paper"
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 07:05 AM (arJlL)
A trait you really want in your CIC!
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019
"What does this button do?"
** pushes it, then dives into pillow fort that he'd constructed around the Resolute Desk
in the Oval Office **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 07:05 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)
The same folks who take their kids to Drag Queen Reading Hour.
Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 07:06 AM (DBGf/)
*******
Author Lee Smith: Barack Obama Interfered with the Peaceful Transfer of Power to President Trump (VIDEO)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:06 AM (BqBId)
Goldberg is a good example.
For him, it came on suddenly, probably a brain lesion.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 07:07 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 07:07 AM (IttZ7)
*******
Conservative Scholar: Democrats Are Trying To Impeach Trump Over 'Thought Crimes' (VIDEO)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:08 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 07:07 AM (IttZ7)
And then KFC should sue him.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:09 AM (7juvc)
Too funny
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:09 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:11 AM (85Gof)
Man I'm getting old
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (7juvc)
*******
Hunter Biden Claims He's In Debt, Unemployed with No Monthly Income as He Fights His Baby Mama Lunden Roberts in Child Support Lawsuit
*******
Here ya go Skip
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Man I'm getting old
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Yeah but love is never having to say your sorry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (arJlL)
But if your broke why hide it?
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (ZCEU2)
*******
Hunter Biden Claims He's In Debt, Unemployed with No Monthly Income as He Fights His Baby Mama Lunden Roberts in Child Support Lawsuit
*******
Here ya go Skip
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (BqBId)
I hate deadbeat fucking dads. Should have their balls cut off!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Home. Off to Camp LEJEUNE next week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:14 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2019 07:14 AM (E1Tpd)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 07:15 AM (arJlL)
The brothers disagree on whether the popsicle stick is a religious symbol or some kind of key, but intrepidly decide to press on.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 07:16 AM (IttZ7)
That was all the info that the news flash provided.
Probably more available locally.
BRB
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
It will take them the whole episode to dig down 2 feet.
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:17 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)
Too funny
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:09 AM (ZCEU2)
Yeah, because it might cause (more) embarrassment and might be maliciously used by the media. It's hell when your personal troubles are aired because your Daddy is Quid Pro Joe. Leave Hunter alone!!
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 07:18 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 07:16 AM (IttZ7)
After they stop for the day at 12 noon and head to the war room.
How is it they've been wearing the same shirts for allthese years when they sit down for the interview portion?
Marty in a red shirt and Rick in a green shirt.
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 01, 2019 07:19 AM (cknjq)
Accomplished, competent, experienced.
Yep. Bullshit, bullshit, and more bullshit.
Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 07:19 AM (DBGf/)
https://bit.ly/37VCg8z
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)
Outside a McDonalds? Maybe the fries were soggy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:20 AM (85Gof)
https://bit.ly/37VCg8z
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)
Thanks, VIA. I had been unable to find that.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:20 AM (7juvc)
The bigger the government the more corruption, and when everyone in the country is in, there is the potential for wide spread program killing corruption.
https://tinyurl.com/t2cehzq
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:21 AM (cqNba)
https://bit.ly/37VCg8z
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Hmmm. The Bayou Classic weekend is mentioned as having this difficulty twice.
Maybe it's time for common sense Classic control
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:21 AM (vd8XM)
Reports are that 200 people were in the crowd for the No Malarkey tour kickoff. In Iowa. Two months out from their caucus.
Joey's campaign is dead. He doesn't know it, and no one will tell him.
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW)
G-D knows
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:23 AM (85Gof)
They all road to the venue in the No Malarkey bus.
Joe didn't see them though
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:24 AM (vd8XM)
Either that, or allow open carry.
Of Narwhal tusks.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:24 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:24 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW)
Except for Operation Mass Confusion, or what was it called? Like JAS:
115 I fully intend on voting for Joe in the SC Primary.
Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 07:19 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:26 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW
I think back to that Memorial Day speech of his where he praised the dead who were in attendance. Joe's kinda slow on the details of 'alive' and 'dead'. That and everything else. Well, except finger food. Joe's got that covered.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 07:26 AM (Y8PSl)
Should Narwhal tusks be licensed and regulated?
So many questions facing the Brits this morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)
But, He's not tellin'.
"Jesus, would you bring me some more popcorn ?"
"MORE,Dad ?"
"WHAT are you watchin' ?"
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 07:28 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:34 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 07:36 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 07:37 AM (Z/jzm)
The brothers disagree on whether the popsicle stick is a religious symbol or some kind of key, but intrepidly decide to press on.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 07:16 AM (IttZ7)
Could it be this is the mysterious popsicle stick?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 01, 2019 07:37 AM (Uu+Jp)
Bill Kristol
Wealthy donors should be devoting big bucks to funding Weld and Walsh to soften up Trump in the primaries (while also funding moderate candidates in the Democratic field).
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
Two shootings in Bulletmore?
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (+mbOC)
Can't this week, as said suspect won't have much time in the mornings
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:39 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Don't Hassel The Hoff at December 01, 2019 07:39 AM (wyajz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW)
He knows it's dead. He has run a couple failed Presidential campaigns.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 07:41 AM (+mbOC)
********
Maybe they should stop funding you, Bildo KristolMeth
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:42 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 07:41 AM (+mbOC)
He was not as senile back then
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:42 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:43 AM (ZCEU2)
Still, no matter. Biden is the Dem candidate. It's in the stars.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 07:45 AM (Tnijr)
The disturbing part is the ratio of head shots coming out of the statistical review.
Head shots have been trending upward all year.
Plus....the 13th and 14th ATM Machine thefts (These two did not succeed) of just the month of November took place the other night.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:45 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at December 01, 2019 07:48 AM (IttZ7)
https://tinyurl.com/rpwyjth"
I don't think it causes it.
But it sure does allow one the time and freedom from work requirements, enabling the planning and execution to take place.
Maybe there really is something to that old saying...
Idle hands are a devil's playground.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:49 AM (cqNba)
Walking dead, hence the finger-eating.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 07:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:51 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Possible Babylon Bee Headline at December 01, 2019 07:51 AM (E1Tpd)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:52 AM (ZCEU2)
Back in the days of old, when lions and unicorns were about, a narwhal horn, the thought to be from a unicorn, was worth more than it's weight in gold. Royalty would keep a piece around to dunk in their drink as it was thought to neutralize poison.
I find it funny that the Lion and Unicorn are on the royal coat of arms. The Lion represents England, the Unicorn Scotland.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 07:54 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 07:55 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 07:55 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Don't Hassel The Hoff at December 01, 2019 07:55 AM (wyajz)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Thanks to advancements in the support of the "Free Shit Army", there is very little hand to mouth taking place nowadays.
Other than the truly homeless, the percentage of any western civilizations population which has every basic need, from housing to food, to healthcare, to internet, to clothing provided to them by the government has probably never been higher.
Lots of free time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:57 AM (cqNba)
I guess they don't know that the No Malarkey tour is fully weaponized and on a roll.
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:58 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/sr4nnjq
You could buy a tusk or a nice FN-FAL
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:58 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 07:59 AM (JwHjN)
Can't wait for cheap, Chinese knock-off Narwhal Tusks to start making an impact.
On the other hand, does the TSA allow Narwhal Tusks in your carry-on, or must they be in checked-baggage?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:00 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:00 AM (JwHjN)
Synonyms
applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or buncombe), claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nonsense, nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, rubbish, senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, trumpery, twaddle
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (oVJmc)
"Trump is going to be president forever...."
Honorable mention:
"What, was "Tippecanoe and Biden Too" already played out?"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (ZCEU2)
https://tinyurl.com/sr4nnjq
You could buy a tusk or a nice FN-FAL
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:58 AM (ZCEU2)
For a mere $28,000!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 08:02 AM (Z/jzm)
They're gonna make a comeback, aren't they.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba)
Knock it off, buddy!
FDR bit his wife's fingers right before he dropped the Atomic Bomb on Pearl Harbor.
No malarkey!
Now, why don't we all dance the Charleston and then go home and listen to "Amos and Andy" on the radio.
Those 2 Negroes are awfully funny!
23 Skidoo!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Democrat Candidate for President of the United States of America at December 01, 2019 08:04 AM (kauXV)
This is the first F-1 race in December since 1963
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:05 AM (ZCEU2)
"Trump is going to be president forever...."
Honorable mention:
"What, was "Tippecanoe and Biden Too" already played out?"
I liked the one about 'Biden is running to be President of a Mickey Rooney movie'.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 08:05 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (+mbOC)
Stylebook says that should be:
"Only two shootings in Bulletmore?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:05 AM (BiNEL)
No malarkey!
Now, why don't we all dance the Charleston and then go home and listen to "Amos and Andy" on the radio.
Those 2 Negroes are awfully funny!
23 Skidoo!
Posted by: Joe Biden
Will Fibber McGee open the closet, again?
Ho-Ho!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:06 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:06 AM (cqNba)
14-year-old girl tried to rob woman who shot her in the chest, police say; both facing charges
Both being charged....of course
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:06 AM (a4NLV)
They're gonna make a comeback, aren't they.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba) "
You may laugh, but stranger things have happened ...
Maybe for women, this time.
Hellarie could hide a formidable mecha under one, for instance.
Or fauxcahontas ? Lookin' sharp there !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:07 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (oVJmc)
The "No Twaddle Tour!" has a More Cowbell ring to it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)
Ya mean the good old days ( ducking)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:09 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 08:10 AM (JFO2v)
You're living on the edge this morning.
Best hope that one of the 'Ette's' isn't up and about
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)
FDR announced it on the teevee.
Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
It should be brought up that "No Malarkey" was what the field overseers would yell at the slaves if they weren't working hard enough.
A whipping usually ensued.
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:12 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)
Not sure, but I trace the real problems in this country to when they were first allowed to own property! It's been downhill ever since.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:12 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (cfSRQ)
You're living on the edge this morning.
Best hope that one of the 'Ette's' isn't up and about
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)
Well I do not have a Purple Heart yet? Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (85Gof)
But during the time that Malarky was popular, "Boy" was enjoying popularity as well.
Not making any accusations of racism against Joe.
Just noticing a trend.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)
Yes, and I am hoping that I posted 187 early enough to escape their combined wrath!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:14 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at December 01, 2019 08:14 AM (oVJmc)
https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/ 312/546/9546312.jpeg
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:15 AM (sdctx)
Should the TSA allow Narwhal Tusks in carry on?
And if Joe is a rabid, cannibalistic racist.
And does that drunken Irishman Martin O'Malley have a drinking and anger problem, or is he just a bully.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:15 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:15 AM (ZCEU2)
bad link?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:16 AM (BiNEL)
How does Joe even get people to work on his campaign? Wouldn't that be a resume' killer?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (Y4EXg)
So he can put in a good word for them when they apply for a job at Burisma?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 08:16 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Skip
Offsides?
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:16 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:17 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:17 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:15 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:17 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)
Ya mean the good old days ( ducking)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:09 AM (85Gof)
Best hope that one of the 'Ette's' isn't up and about
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)
Yes, and I am hoping that I posted 187 early enough to escape their combined wrath!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:14 AM (BiNEL)
Busted.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 08:18 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:17 AM (Y4EXg)
Nuts, and thanks. BTW, that's why I use 2 spaces to make it more obvious
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:18 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:18 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:18 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:19 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
---
We need common sense space control!!
And narwhal tusks too!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:19 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:19 AM (85Gof)
How does Joe even get people to work on his campaign? Wouldn't that be a resume' killer?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (Y4EXg)
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No, these people are mercenaries and like mercenaries, they count the number of campaigns rather than victories.
It's how you can have the same losers work for McCain, Romney, etc. and still get work.
By the way, the chief value of a lot of these "strategists" isn't actual strategy, but money. They have lots of contacts so they raise money for your campaign.
Winning is an afterthought. Money is the goal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
You know them Injuns is up to no good.
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (vd8XM)
Because children are so smart and know so fucking much.
Dipshit.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (Tnijr)
Mrs VIA must get twenty different ones every day.
Most of them are pretty damn good, too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (cqNba)
Don't forget the President works from home.....
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (a4NLV)
Was JAMES Taylor free?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:22 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: torabora at December 01, 2019 08:22 AM (dBJR+)
For supposedly peace loving folks, the Dems sure have a strange way of showing it
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:22 AM (vd8XM)
Federal salaries, on the other hand, are public knowledge and also subject to staffing limits. Not so with campaign cash.
So campaign season is basically the bountiful harvest without end for these people. The time between is when things are lean.
The staffers hope to win and get government jobs, but the consultants just move on to the next campaign.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:22 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
---
I hear ya. Last son here let us know yesterday he has rented an appt and is out very soon. The Mrs is a wreck - she was a mother to him in every way except give birth to him. He needed her terribly. Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: torabora
He's gonna issue Narwhal tusks to everyone
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (vd8XM)
LOL!
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (Y4EXg)
Edited for accuracy.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (Tnijr)
Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.
Was JAMES Taylor free?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)
---
Nuke them.
That's how the last world war ended, right?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (H8QX
Well, that AND a lot of "apparently" Free Sh!t
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:24 AM (dUJdY)
I doubt that.
Narwhal Tusks have a legitimate use in self defense.
Unless we're talking NERF Narwhal Tusks.
Those I could see Joe handing out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (cqNba)
bad link?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:16 AM (BiN
Remove space in link
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (sdctx)
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (cfSRQ)
Also the last war we actually could claim to have won!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:26 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2019 08:26 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: James Taylor at December 01, 2019 08:26 AM (cqNba)
This Pip is the opposite of a leader. His political and moral intellect are about at the level of a 19-year-old Vassar coed.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:26 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)
Diverting coverage from the Democratic primary.
We thank him; Dems won't.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: torabora at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (dBJR+)
So campaign season is basically the bountiful harvest without end for these people. The time between is when things are lean.
Which accounts for people like George Conway and The Prick Wilson and their endless bitching and moaning on Twitter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (oVJmc)
https://mobile.twitter.com/AlfonzoCortez4/status/ 1200402563956461568
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (sdctx)
Those I could see Joe handing out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (cqNba)
Sounds like a business opportunity that needs a big government grant and lots of subsidies to really succeed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:24 AM (dUJdY)
Both engaged. Oldest and her fiancé bought a house. Only coming back it bad shit happens
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (85Gof)
Things like...where the little shti leave the remote?
Why the hell did he flush that?
Is this really my kid?
Did you poop your pants?
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (vd8XM)
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.
Golly gee makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Y'all can feel safe now. Gonna put all my guns in storage. Wonder if John boy got the Ayatollah on board ?
Posted by: Sock Monkey... carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (wmoAX)
appt and is out very soon. The Mrs is a wreck - she was a mother to him
in every way except give birth to him. He needed her terribly.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (Y4EXg)
---
My eldest moved out, moved back in, has moved out again and may move back in again.
If this were a son, I might have a talk with him, but daughters are different.
Meanwhile, the middle kid is going to graduate high school in the spring and so there's a possibility the two of them might get a place. I understand the desire to have one's own space.
Of course when I went to college my mother downsized without telling me, so I lost my bedroom and had to sleep on the couch during breaks. Upon graduation I was told to get the hell out, which I did.
We weren't as close after that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:29 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:29 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Joe Biden, eating a bag of dingleberries at December 01, 2019 08:30 AM (cqNba)
https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/joe-biden- munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:30 AM (sdctx)
Biden munches on wife's finger at Iowa campaign stop. Yes, it's real.
https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/joe-biden- munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:30 AM (sdctx)
=========
It had paste on it! I was just licking it off!
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 08:31 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:31 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (MVjcR)
The leading democrat candidate for president is officially a f*cking retard.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (H8QX8)
https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/joe-biden- munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:30 AM (sdctx)
Squirrelly dan didn't read the comments.
; )
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (E1Tpd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (cqNba)
Don't he?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:31 AM (cqNba)
Somewhat of a Poop.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (7juvc)
Bill Kristol
Wealthy donors should be devoting big bucks to funding Weld and
Walsh to soften up Trump in the primaries (while also funding moderate
candidates in the Democratic field).
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
Yes, RINOs and cucks waste all of your money on Weld and Walsh
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (31u/e)
Those I could see Joe handing out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (cqNba)"
That would be those "pool noodles" or whatever they're called; the stuff like colorful pipe insulation ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (cqNba)
It happens.
Blame it on the turkey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (cqNba)
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It's like a whole free day!
Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2019 08:34 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:34 AM (ZCEU2)
"And today is only yesterdays tomorrow."
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)
Today is also tomorrow's yesterday.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:34 AM (7juvc)
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)
The events where they will all fly in on private jets and lecture us about driving our cars to work
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:34 AM (31u/e)
See....I'm a marketing genius.
Now they just need to put points on one end of them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)
Today is also tomorrow's yesterday.
Posted by: m
Whoosh! Mind. Blown!
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (JwHjN)
Accept only Narwhal Tusks with the authentic Corn Pop signature !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (E1Tpd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:36 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)
Shhh!
Not until we get the proposal and study group funding approved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:36 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:36 AM (cqNba)
______________
There needs to be a time limit on any kind of public benefits for "immigrants." Foreigners should not be able to move into somebody else's country and live off them indefinitely. The government should give them a specific time period -- say three years -- in which to get themselves a job, or else they're sent back home. This bullshit idea of "sure, come live here and our taxpayers will pay for all your living expenses for the rest of your life" is insane and has to stop.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:37 AM (k4dH2)
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.
********
did they get stoned while coming up with the name???Good Lord that is bad
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:37 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 08:37 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)
Today is also tomorrow's yesterday.
Posted by: m
Whoosh! Mind. Blown!
Posted by: Bruce
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:38 AM (BiNEL)
Good point!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Hey! We said do not talk about the point until after the team building weekend in Aruba.
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:38 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2019 08:38 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
3 years.
I was thinking 10 days
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (vd8XM)
I just watched that Uncle Joe video, and I thought before you knock it, you ought to try it. So I tried Miley's finger. Not bad, but nothing to write home about.
So I tried her big toe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:37 AM (k4dH2)
I like the courtesy you have extended to our betters in making it sound like you think they are capable of sanity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)
Today is also tomorrow's yesterday.
Posted by: m
Whoosh! Mind. Blown!
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (vd8XM)
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.
And all our yesterdays
https://tinyurl.com/y7dzfp4l
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (cknjq)
Bloomberg is definitely serious about spending his money on his Preezy run.
From Thanksgiving Day through today(?), you couldn't watch a football game without seeing 3-4 of his ads.
Can he buy the Democrat Nom?
Stay tuned.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (kauXV)
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:38 AM (vd8XM)
Now this guy gets it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (cqNba)
before you knock it, you ought to try it. So I tried Miley's finger. Not
bad, but nothing to write home about.
So I tried her big toe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (f1Vqw)
Quentin Tarantino: Go on....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (31u/e)
; )
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (7juvc)
To be fair, I woke up with a migraine from hell, I'm already 5 beers deep, and took an emergency Percocet and Xanax combo. My goal is to be asleep very soon.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (sdctx)
3 years.
I was thinking 10 days
__________
Yeah, truthfully I'd prefer 0 too, but I was thinking of real refugees (not the millions of fake "refugees" who claim the status because they've heard that's the easiest way to get "free" American money). Real refugees often don't speak English or have job skills, so they need a few years to get up to speed. Three years seems fair. If you can't make it in that time, you're probably not trying, so you need to get out.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (k4dH2)
Too bad I got nothin'.
Ah! Coffee's cooked. Now I at least got that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:42 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (Tnijr)
Happy New Day.
Happy New Week (unless you're SDA)
Happy New Month
and for those who object to the Happy wishes,
Miserable everything if you prefer.
Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: freaked
Don't look in the bus then
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (a4NLV)
Actually looking forward to the Ravens/49'ers game this afternoon.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (f1Vqw)
Oh you two crazy kids...
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (k4dH2)
Three years of illegally voting Democrat, seems fair enough!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (BiNEL)
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)
That must be one of the greatest money making scams of all time.
All the Democrat Used-to-Was's and lots of the Republican ones sign-up for the goodies once they leave or are kicked out of office.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (kauXV)
Fixed it for most of the country.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (Tnijr)
_________________
Yeah, I removed him from my bookmarks long ago. Guy went psycho.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (Tnijr) "
Only a matter of time ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (JwHjN)
From Thanksgiving Day through today(?), you couldn't watch a football game without seeing 3-4 of his ads.
Can he buy the Democrat Nom?
Stay tuned.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (kauXV)
As God as my witness, I thought that turkey could fly. Based on the RINOs and Dems I know who kept talking about, "If only someone like Bloomberg would get into the race". But he looks to be a complete dud. So let him and Steyer waste their money
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:45 AM (31u/e)
What benefits does the Mexican government offer immigrants?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:45 AM (cqNba)
Drudge used to be my home page. Not anymore, since 2016.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:45 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2019 08:46 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (a4NLV)
So did I. Never visit that place anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,
Think he was Polish, they're used to getting by with nothing
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2019 08:46 AM (RuIsu)
Old: Catch and release!
New: Catch and return!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (ZCEU2)
True Morons only have one home page.
Raise your hand if AoSHQ is your home page..
*Raises first paw*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)
__________________
Safe passage through the interior, but they have to exit into the U.S. by the end of two weeks, or all benefits cease and they feed them to the cartels.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,
So maybe BREXIT still has a chance?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2019 08:46 AM (RuIsu) "
Our country needs more of this !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BqBId)
The British press has now started going after Andrew's finances. Just where does get all his money, and what does he do with it. He's been "plowing his own furrow" for years, using his official "roles" to do nothing but feather his own nest.
And the latest is that Andy has been in constant contact with Ghislaine since this whole thing started (Epstein's arrest).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (a4NLV)
Yeah, I never got his virulent #NeverTrump stance.
I used to think he was a pretty brilliant business man who understood his audience.
Bu-u-u-u-u-ut, I guess it was less that than being extremely lucky at the right time and place.
And when he was no longer lucky, his "business" instincts burned his business to the ground.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (kauXV)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2019 08:49 AM (Z+IKu)
_________________
Yeah, I removed him from my bookmarks long ago. Guy went psycho.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (k4dH2)
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I mourn its passing. It was a beautiful gestalt of doomsday predictions and sex bots and pseudoscience with the occasional legitimate breaking news headline.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (dBiBP)
********
a few here said he sold it & doesn't run it any more
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)
Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
John Kasich
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Leonardo DiCaprio
Ashton Kutcher
Sting
Also probably every other lefty nitwit Hollywood wannabe you can name.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (Tnijr)
I have a home page, but it sets up four weather sites and AoS when I first open the browser, so I guess I'm just a dilettante commenter.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (ZCEU2)
Re: "WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger". . . uh, maybe the woman he bit should intervene in this farce of a candidacy and convince him to quit? I'm starting to think no one in his family loves him more than the money they can make off of his connections.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:51 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:51 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (k4dH2)
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The news item about that last week was interesting, but also showed the difference in scale.
The conservative competitors have a tiny fraction of Drudge's traffic. That can change (and accelerate as they get better known), but it's still a long haul to replace him.
On the other hand, eyeballs are pretty volatile. Alta Vista, AOL, Myspace, Yahoo - all were highly valued entities with strong presence and if they're around now, it's basically in the shadows.
This is why the current bunch are trying to cement their place. Google wants to be ATT, with formal monopoly status. Same with Facebook.
The problem is that they're deeply unpopular and the precedent has been established. It will be interesting to see if Trump's anti-trust people lob any rockets during campaign season.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:51 AM (cfSRQ)
*******
Teacher of the Year Arrested for Alleged Oral Sex with Student
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BqBId)
Damn, I never had any teachers of the year when I were a lad. And if I did, I never would have said a thing about. Improper relationship? No...no. It's all very proper.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:52 AM (31u/e)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:52 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BqBId)
---
Life imitates van Halen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:52 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:53 AM (JwHjN)
He went into business with a Google ad agency months ago, and IIRC, they bought his dad's site as part of the deal. That's when the site changed.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:53 AM (bDqIh)
Re: "WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger". . . uh, maybe the woman he bit should intervene in this farce of a candidacy and convince him to quit? I'm starting to think no one in his family loves him more than the money they can make off of his connections.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (bDqIh)
Absolutely agree.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:53 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2019 08:54 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:54 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)
I've heard he cashed in a while back and from
Wiki:
"The current ownership, strategy and outlook for the Drudge Report is held close as private information. [57] Without attribution as to cause, viewership of the Drudge Report has been reported by Alexa Internet as dropping markedly since October 2019, from a ranking of #610 in global internet engagement to #772 and declining in November 2019."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:54 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:55 AM (Tnijr)
and convince him to quit? I'm starting to think no one in his family
loves him more than the money they can make off of his connections.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (bDqIh)
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She is his second wife.
He was a widower (and lies constantly about how his first wife died).
She wasn't an innocent young girl taken in by a brash ambitious pol who mutated into a weirdo.
She married the weirdo when he was fully formed. She knew what the deal was going into it.
Sort of like Hunter Biden's happy bride. Remember her?
Delaware Gothic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:55 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:49 AM (Z/jzm)
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So it was at a sporting goods store?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2019 08:55 AM (CAJOC)
*******
Teacher of the Year Arrested for Alleged Oral Sex with Student
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BqBId)
She's a big girl.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:56 AM (sdctx)
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2019 08:56 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)
I've heard he cashed in a while back and from
Wiki:
"The current ownership, strategy and outlook for the Drudge Report is held close as private information. [57] Without attribution as to cause, viewership of the Drudge Report has been reported by Alexa Internet as dropping markedly since October 2019, from a ranking of #610 in global internet engagement to #772 and declining in November 2019."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:54 AM (BiNEL)
Google owns Drudge. Drudge sided with his LGBTQP tribe.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:58 AM (sdctx)
Excellent point. They've made their deal to put up with the strange for the money and power it gives them access to. I seem to recall commenter Moki, who has State Dept. experience, mentioning that Dr. Jill and Joe were known as kind of swingers?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (bDqIh)
Folk there seem to love the guy.
Although I question his commitment to the theory of climate change.
I mean, the dude did buy a home right across the street from the surf line of the Atlantic Ocean.
If you support Climate Change, doesn't seem to be a good investment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:58 AM (sdctx)
* and a very fat payday no doubt!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (kauXV)
It's the grandest con in human history.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (JwHjN)
*********
When did the Cokehead Bill Maher Schtupper become Anti-Trump
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Sen. Mike Lee (R. - Google) at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (NMAzL)
thelibertydaily.com fills the void nicely.
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2019 08:56 AM (xSo9G)
Thanks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (cqNba)
He and Barky know that another Dem will be elected soon enough to the stop the rise of the oceans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (flINI)
Drudge was all in for Trump during the 2016 primary In fact I believe he helped Trump get elected. Obviously something changed and he went all in never Trump. He probably decided he would last longer placating the leftitst trend in this nation. The Left certainly runs the media whether it be on tv or the net.
This guy was never a movement conservative. He is a movement Drudge. If Chick Fil A can back stab conservatives, then why not a Drudge who has never actually claimed to be a conservative that I know of. It is a business decision. Hell, look at Hot Air.
The thing about Drudge is now that you realize he is full of it and has an agenda, his site has nothing to offer. A kid could pick out a few lefty memes and link to a few lefty sites.
Posted by: Quint at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (n13/j)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/350000/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 09:01 AM (cqNba)
Resistance is futile, you will will be assimilated.
Posted by: Google at December 01, 2019 09:01 AM (NMAzL)
Who needs Drudge when you can get all the brain food you need right here at HQ with the Birfday boy Sefton
Word
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 09:01 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 01, 2019 09:01 AM (Dc2NZ)
She just kept on smiling and talking when it happened."
And Joe was humming the 'Baby Shark' song the whole time...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (oVJmc)
https://mobile.twitter.com/AlfonzoCortez4/status/ 1200402563956461568
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (sdctx)
Um, ... that video's been altered, right?
Posted by: Emmie at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (flINI)
Exactly.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (Z+IKu)
the Honda foreman's ready
the plow's on the truck
and If I can figure out where to put the leash on the generator
I'll be good to go
Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2019 09:03 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2019 09:05 AM (rpxSz)
https://mobile.twitter.com/AlfonzoCortez4/status/ 1200402563956461568
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (sdctx)
Um, ... that video's been altered, right?
Posted by: Emmie at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (87gB3)
No
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 09:05 AM (sdctx)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tha8g42
Oleg Atabashian, you glorious Bastard!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2019 09:07 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (kauXV)
It's the grandest con in human history.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (H8QX
Ooooh, I like that bit of phraseology.
I shall run a tribute to it by appropriating it for my writing at some point.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 09:07 AM (kauXV)
I was thinking 10 days
__________
Yeah, truthfully I'd prefer 0 too, but I was thinking of real
refugees (not the millions of fake "refugees" who claim the status
because they've heard that's the easiest way to get "free" American
money). Real refugees often don't speak English or have job skills, so
they need a few years to get up to speed. Three years seems fair. If
you can't make it in that time, you're probably not trying, so you need
to get out.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (k4dH2)
When my grandparents immigrated here from Eastern Europe at the turn of the last century through Ellis Island, one had to have promise of employment. No government handouts, no assistance. They took whatever jobs they could find. AND, they had to have a sponsor, usually a family member who had already set down roots. Didn't like those rules? Don't come here.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 01, 2019 09:08 AM (9YBqo)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 09:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 09:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Pravda much? Apparently the tanks will roll when they reach their limit of patience.
Posted by: Sock Monkey... carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero at December 01, 2019 09:11 AM (wmoAX)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 09:12 AM (IttZ7)
NOOOD BOOOKS
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384506
Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 09:12 AM (aNSOb)
You should be good now.
Sorry.
Posted by: Bob, From NSA at December 01, 2019 09:13 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 09:15 AM (ZCEU2)
How does that song go?
Oh yeh...
Always look on the bright side of life..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 09:17 AM (cqNba)
With my browser (Opera), cut-and-pasting URLs that contain spaces require me to remove the space or get a %20 in the URL. But I think cut-and-pasting URLs that were split with a line-feed require no editing.
(note: my sample URL is not too long for pixy because it has hyphens, but that's not what I'm testing)
Long URL divided with a space:
https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/ joe-biden-munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/
Long URL divided with a line-feed:
https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/
joe-biden-munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/
Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 09:37 AM (aNSOb)
Home. Off to Camp LEJEUNE next week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:14 AM (85Gof)
Pronounced "Lejern", according to folks at Annapolis, where the natatorium is named after him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 09:38 AM (pNxlR)
It's official.
Don't divide long URLs with spaces. Use a linefeed. Cut&paste requires no editing.
At least with Opera browser.
Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 09:39 AM (aNSOb)
The brothers disagree on whether the popsicle stick is a religious symbol or some kind of key, but intrepidly decide to press on.....
The ultimate prize will be a bronze coin on which will be stamped the words, "Drink More Ovaltine".
Yup. A crummy commercial.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 09:41 AM (pNxlR)
-- Joe Walsh
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2019 09:49 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2019 09:57 AM (MxEKc)
217 Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate change.
Did he announce their world tour locales and dates, too? 'Cause all serious climate change solutions' advocates just gotta tour the world in luxury yachts and private jets in order to meet at posh resorts. "We CARE, you stupid mofos!"
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