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Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 11-30-2019
GM Anna Muzychuk (UKR)
TheJamesMadison will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.
Beginner Problem - White To Play (595) Goal: White can force a mate in 3 moves
Hint: Force the rook on f8 to have to move off the back rank
r1b2r1k/1pp2ppB/p1np1b1p/2qn2N1/7P/N1P5/PPQB1PP1/4RK1R w - - 0 1
Intermediate Problem - White To Play (379)
Hint: A queen check buys you time to bring the bishop into the game
r1bq1b1r/pp1n2p1/2p1pnkp/6N1/2BP4/8/PPP2PPP/R1BQK2R w KQ - 0 1
Advanced Problem - White To Play (573) White has this game won. Fill out the decision tree as completely as you can. How long is the longest branch?
2r1b1k1/p1q1brp1/1p2p1QB/4p3/4N3/2PBR3/P4PPP/6K1 w - - 0 1
Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:
Tea dress, 1900's pic.twitter.com/LMfjGxQv0e
— History Lovers Club (@historylvrsclub) October 21, 2019
This wool hooded cape was know as a cardinal due to its vivid red hue. It was a popular garment for American colonists. By the latter half of the 18th C, it became one of the few garments that could be bought ready-made, available both in England and the colonies. Via @metmuseum pic.twitter.com/wjvB3GdruT
— Ephemeral Elegance (@drapedinhistory) December 12, 2018
Greetings From Afghanistan
r1b2r1k/1pp2ppB/p1np1b1p/2qn2N1/7P/N1P5/PPQB1PP1/4RK1R w - - 0 1
2.Re8+ Rf8
3.Rxf8#
Intermediate Problem - White To Play
r1bq1b1r/pp1n2p1/2p1pnkp/6N1/2BP4/8/PPP2PPP/R1BQK2R w KQ - 0 1
2.Qh3+ Kg6
3.Bd3+ Ne4
4.Bxe4+ Kf6
5.Qxe6#
Advanced Problem - White To Play
2r1b1k1/p1q1brp1/1p2p1QB/4p3/4N3/2PBR3/P4PPP/6K1 w - - 0 1
2.Nf6+ Kh8 (2...Kxh6 3.Rh3+ Kg5 4.Rg3+ Kxf6 (4...Kh6 5.Rg6#) 5.Rg6#)
3.Bxg7+ Rxg7 (3...Kxg7 4.Rg3+ Kxf6 5.Rg6#)
4.Rh3+ Bh5
5.Rxh5+ Rh7
6.Rxh7# Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: irright at November 30, 2019 05:28 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 30, 2019 05:28 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: HH at November 30, 2019 05:28 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:29 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:29 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: Lump at November 30, 2019 05:29 PM (dy47Z)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 05:32 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 30, 2019 05:33 PM (TmB4S)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:33 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2019 05:34 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:29 PM (LpdKl)
Not last !!
Posted by: Lump at November 30, 2019 05:29 PM (dy47Z)
Stuck in the middle with you?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 05:34 PM (tQSvt)
Posted by: Muad'dib
!
No ?
Why not ?
She looks lively enough.
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 05:35 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 05:36 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Weasel at November 30, 2019 05:36 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 05:37 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:38 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 05:39 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 30, 2019 05:39 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 05:39 PM (tQSvt)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 05:35 PM (arJlL)
And young. Considering she's a chess babe she's probably in her twenties but she looks like she's still in high school.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 05:40 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Lump at November 30, 2019 05:40 PM (dy47Z)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 30, 2019 05:41 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 05:41 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)
And young. Considering she's a chess babe she's probably in her twenties but she looks like she's still in high school.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 05:40 PM (WI7YS)
This.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 30, 2019 05:42 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:43 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 05:43 PM (87EdW)
On second thought, this may have been right before walking to the market. Where her brothers sold her.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 05:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 05:44 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Guy playing against Anna at November 30, 2019 05:45 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 05:47 PM (dUJdY)
1. Bd3+ Ne4
2. Bxe4+ Kf6
3. Qf3+ Ke7
4. Qf7+ Kd6
5. Bf4+ Ne5
6. Bxe5#
All Blacks moves appear forced so no other lines to consider.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 05:47 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Caliban at November 30, 2019 05:48 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: KT at November 30, 2019 05:49 PM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:45 PM (ZCEU2)
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Sort of like getting The Tallest Munchkin award.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 05:49 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: KT at November 30, 2019 05:50 PM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 30, 2019 05:50 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2019 05:51 PM (tUOCc)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 05:51 PM (r6yYr)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
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I'm big into the local pro life movement and this is all over our social media - doubly so because this is OSU country.
Suck it leftists.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 05:51 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 05:53 PM (r6yYr)
I denounce myself, and will show myself out.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 30, 2019 05:54 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 05:55 PM (r6yYr)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:56 PM (LpdKl)
I remember seeing a NatGeo magazine with some young Afghani(?) girl who
had amazing eyes. Later I saw a picture of her and she had not grown
old gracefully, for sure, but she still had amazing eyes.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:43 PM (LpdKl)
The first picture was from 1985 and she was 13 and probably married off just after that. They found her in 2002 and at age 30 she looked about 50 and male
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 05:56 PM (tQSvt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 05:56 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:56 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 30, 2019 05:28 PM (uDh3k)
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Good move. They'd probably accuse you of collusion.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 05:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I wonder if she'd like to castle with me?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2019 05:58 PM (axyOa)
And that yellow dress with the floral bodice and border is just stunning.
OMuse, you're developing quite an eye for fashion!
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 05:58 PM (/669Q)
Good move. They'd probably accuse you of collusion.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 05:57 PM (/669Q)
That and I was already talkin' waters with the ginger in the green dress.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 05:55 PM
I'm working on swinging it.
Posted by: Michelle! 2020! at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (ykYG2)
Its down right criminal Melania isn't on a half dozen magazines every week
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)
I have a feeling she prefers it that way.
Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (14URa)
Its down right criminal Melania isn't on a half dozen magazines every week
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Well she's no Aunt Esther Obama. That's for sure
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (tQSvt)
Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (14URa)
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I've said the same thing for a long time, Peaches. I'll bet she gets requests, but she turns them down because she knows they'll turn it into a hit piece on her husband and family. She doesn't need that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:00 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thats because that picture was taken from when she was in high school. She's aged....pretty well. About as well as Ashley Judd.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at November 30, 2019 06:00 PM (A2eXZ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (uDh3k)
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She looks like something that fell out of a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie. Not a bad thing.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:01 PM (/669Q)
Well she's no Aunt Esther Obama. That's for sure
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (tQSvt)
I hear Worf is killing it at Star Trek conventions.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 30, 2019 06:01 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 30, 2019 05:41 PM (ch6++)
Almost. Black can block the rook once before being checkmated.
But you've got the right idea.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:01 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (ykYG2)
Well, i for one, don't do video games. Never.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (14URa)
the brilliant young running back for Ohio State, JK Dobbins, was the
result of an unplanned teen pregnancy and nearly aborted. This was
mentioned on air today and leftists are losing their minds including
calling for the announcer's firing. Women definitely should never
consider the potential of their unborn child, or any consequences
really. It's just a choice with no repercussions whatsoever.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
Kid runs pretty good for just a clump of cells.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (A2eXZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:03 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (/669Q)
...about 4 -5 drachmas a day.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 30, 2019 06:03 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (RfzVr)
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Westminsterdogshow and bebe know where to buy beautiful dresses like that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:03 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (A2eXZ)
Almost like he's viable!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (14URa)
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Hmmmm. You haven't been around this thread for a while, have you. It's been renamed the Chest Thread.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:04 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 06:05 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2019 05:58 PM (axyOa)
Not likely. She would probably leave you en passant. As she would us all.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:05 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 30, 2019 06:03 PM (/sgva)
Same as in town?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:05 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2019 06:05 PM (eq+5M)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:06 PM (r6yYr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)
notice the Afghani woman is wearing lipstick. I wonder where this pic
was taken 'cause I'll bet it sure as heck wasn't Afghanistan.
On second thought, this may have been right before walking to the market. Where her brothers sold her.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 05:43 PM (Y4EXg)
A girl like that would be lucky to have gotten out of that shithole and shithole region.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 06:07 PM (tQSvt)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 30, 2019 06:08 PM (RfzVr)
White is down a rook. The immediate try with Nf6+ appears to fail:
1. Nf6+ Bxf6
2. Qh7+ Kf8
3. Qh8+ Ke7 and escapes.
So, it's the Q sac which allows a double check with Nf6.
1. Qh7+ Kxh7 (Kf8 2. Qh8#)
2. Nf6++ Kh8 (Kxh6 3. Rh3+ Kg5 4. Nh7+ ... )
and I'm stuck because
3. Bxg7+ Kxg7
and white runs out of material.
I will keep trying.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 06:08 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Posted by: Disrobed Greek Maiden at November 30, 2019 06:09 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 30, 2019 06:08 PM (RfzVr)
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bebe's here! Or was, at the top of the thread.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:09 PM (/669Q)
https://tinyurl.com/uae6yst
Another journalist bites the dust, better learn to code
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2019 06:10 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Ahem.
Well, of course, you're absolutely right !
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 06:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2019 06:10 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2019 06:05 PM (eq+5M)
Because she makes your guitar gently weep?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 06:10 PM (tQSvt)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 30, 2019 06:10 PM (ch6++)
I might have time to try one of the problems today...unusual, but it's raining and the wife is off with the daughter and friend.
Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2019 06:11 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 06:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:11 PM (r6yYr)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 30, 2019 05:59 PM (ykYG2)
Played... some part of it. Think about a third to half way through.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2019 06:11 PM (ycWCI)
BTW, how is the weather in Lee's Summit? Half our family is there, this weekend. Probably not any nicer than here in Metro Detroit.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 30, 2019 06:11 PM (RfzVr)
the brilliant young running back for Ohio State, JK Dobbins, was the
result of an unplanned teen pregnancy and nearly aborted. This was
mentioned on air today and leftists are losing their minds including
calling for the announcer's firing. Women definitely should never
consider the potential of their unborn child, or any consequences
really. It's just a choice with no repercussions whatsoever.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
I remember seeing an episode of Maude years ago wherein they covered this topic. At one point, Maude was insisting it was absolutely safe. She said "it's no worse than pulling out a tooth."
There's no excuse for that sort of blatant falsehood these days. But I think that was dishonest propaganda even in the 1970s when they first broadcast it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:12 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:56 PM
I remember her, too.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 30, 2019 06:12 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 06:13 PM (dUJdY)
There's no excuse for that sort of blatant falsehood these days. But I think that was dishonest propaganda even in the 1970s when they first broadcast it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:12 PM (zGtXn)
A tooth doesn't grow into another human being, Bea Arthur was a C U Next Tuesday.
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2019 06:13 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 06:14 PM (arJlL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hULpx6vhKRE
Skip to 48:35 where a vile toad who goes by "Luke O'Brien" from Huff Post outs himself as an Antifa supporter. Andy tries to deal with him gracefully but eventually just turns on him. Which is funny as Andy is so mild mannered.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 06:14 PM (XzVUd)
Afghanistan never looked so good. I wonder if she's an import?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Central Asian gals tend to be mixed. With ancient trade routes and all the pillaging/raping/wars that have gone on in the region, you're going to have an interesting mix if people.
That Afghan gal is lovely.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:14 PM (yO1kt)
I am to old and chubby to pull that off.
But I do have a couple of cute 1950's style aprons that I enjoy in the kitchen.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 30, 2019 06:15 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:16 PM (HALdu)
As far as the mustard color thing? I saw the most adorable sweater at a craft show and I loved it and kept telling myself no it won't work for you. That was the dreadful Warrensurg show where I didn't sella damn thing. I was in the red that day lol. Bought the sweater. I love it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY)
result of an unplanned teen pregnancy and nearly aborted. This was
mentioned on air today and leftists are losing their minds including
calling for the announcer's firing
Thou shalt not blaspheme against their holy sacrament.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2019 06:16 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:17 PM (r6yYr)
I worked with a girl from Spain who had jet black hair a deep blue eyes.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 06:17 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
Hopefully the announcer will respond with LOLGF.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:18 PM (yO1kt)
Posted by: bluebell
You're too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 06:18 PM (arJlL)
I am to old and chubby to pull that off.
But I do have a couple of cute 1950's style aprons that I enjoy in the kitchen.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 30, 2019 06:15 PM (RfzVr)
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Yes, they were! And I think us older gals can pull it off with modifications. And maybe Spanx
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:18 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 05:58 PM
Indeed.
Heck, I'd bet 200 quatloos he can tell taupe from fawn.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 06:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2019 06:18 PM (3H9h1)
I remember seeing a NatGeo magazine with some young Afghani(?) girl who
had amazing eyes. Later I saw a picture of her and she had not grown
old gracefully, for sure, but she still had amazing eyes.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 05:43 PM (LpdKl)
The
first picture was from 1985 and she was 13 and probably married off
just after that. They found her in 2002 and at age 30 she looked about
50 and male
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 05:56 PM (tQSvt)
_______
https://tinyurl.com/t7htkpn
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2019 06:19 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:03 PM (/669Q)
Bluebell, that's the same dress! We both went with patterns and not solids. I thought i was gonna die laughing when we got the same dress. At least it wasn't the same color.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2019 06:19 PM (tUOCc)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:20 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Puddleglum
He might, the network sure as hell won't.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 30, 2019 06:20 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 30, 2019 06:20 PM (TmB4S)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Isn't all "propaganda" inherently dishonest?
So what then, is dishonest propaganda?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 30, 2019 06:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at November 30, 2019 06:02 PM (A2eXZ)
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"Can you imagine how much money we could have gotten for his fetal fast-twitch muscles?" -- Planned Abortionhood
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2019 06:21 PM (WqPYg)
Originally designed as a jumpsuit, the Chanel haute couture dress of black Chantilly lace, hand painted with silver, and embroidered with crystal and sequins was custom made for her.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 30, 2019 06:21 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 06:22 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:22 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:23 PM (r6yYr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 06:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2019 06:24 PM (tUOCc)
Melania, however, kind of blows the doors off this thread today.
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2019 06:24 PM (5h/3t)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:23 PM (r6yYr)
Yes
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:24 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:25 PM (r6yYr)
So what then, is dishonest propaganda?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:21 PM (BiNEL)
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I believe that propaganda can be used to the good -- albeit it's usually used for evil and thus has acquired a negative connotation. The first example of good and "honest propaganda" that comes to mind is Thomas Paine's "Common Sense."
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2019 06:25 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2019 06:19 PM (WqPYg)
There are a lot of similarities between progressives and radical Islamists. For one thing, both suck the life out of everything and everybody and turn everything dirty, dismal, and grim. Beauty is destroyed and ugliness is exalted.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:26 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 06:26 PM (Fxgkp)
or (4) go there. They're thick on the ground in their native habitat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2019 06:27 PM (gd9RK)
Everything is a jumpsuit, depends on whar you're jumpin' !
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 06:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2019 06:27 PM (tUOCc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
*****
Penicillin works.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 30, 2019 06:20 PM (TmB4S)
No, that's if your guitar gently drips.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:28 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:29 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:29 PM (r6yYr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2019 06:30 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
*****
Penicillin works.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 30, 2019 06:20 PM (TmB4S)
No, that's if your guitar gently drips.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2019 06:31 PM (KoKdw)
https://tinyurl.com/srhkkmg
Iranian regime might be going down hard sooner or later
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:33 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (Pg+x7)
I read that earlier today. Heds. Would. Explode. Literally and figuratively.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:33 PM (Pg+x7)
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It's also in Alabama, which is, I suspect, why they are such rivals.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (r6yYr)
It's an interesting word indeed
Merriam Webster On line: Propaganda is today most often used in reference to political statements, but the word comes to our language through its use in a religious context. The Congregatio de propaganda fide ("Congregation for propagating the faith") was an organization established in 1622 by Pope Gregory XV as a means of furthering Catholic missionary activity.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:33 PM (Pg+x7)
There is an Auburn, Indiana, but I don't think that's it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (/sgva)
You and WDS were beautiful in your dresses at the MoMeet. You man magnets were set on high.
But I appreciated your words on Ace as a perfect gentleman. " A quick glance, then professional eye contact."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:36 PM (yO1kt)
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 06:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:36 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at November 30, 2019 06:36 PM (WyqH5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2019 06:37 PM (gd9RK)
What I have played through is not too bad. It is a mash up as far as gameplay.
Story: do not look for old school Bioware depth or characterization. It is ok, but nothing special.
Visuals: pretty damn nice and one of the strongest parts of the game.
Gameplay: some people want to call it Souls like but it is no where near as unforgiving. It is melee. Jedi powers are not bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2019 06:37 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2019 06:38 PM (Pu/Kw)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:38 PM (Pg+x7)
Because she makes your guitar gently weep?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
*****
Penicillin works.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 30, 2019 06:20 PM (TmB4S)
No, that's if your guitar gently drips.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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'Souvenir of London', Procol Harum
Bought a souvenir in London
Got to hide it from my mom
Can't declare it at the Customs
But I'll have to take it home
Tried to keep it confidential
But the news is leaking out
Got a souvenir in London
There's a lot of it about
Yes, I found a bit of London
I'd like to lose it quick
Got to show it to my doctor
'Cause it isn't going to shrink
Want to keep it confidential
But the truth is leaking out
Got a souvenir in London
There's a lot of it about
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2019 06:38 PM (Ou6XS)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:38 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 06:38 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2019 06:39 PM (UUkQp)
Besides accessorizing with a cream colored clutch bag and diamond bracelet, she wore an item which once belonged to Princess Diana.
In a tribute to Prince William's mother, Kate donned a pair of dangling pearl earrings, which was a perfect choice with the angelic gown.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 30, 2019 06:39 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:37 PM (HALdu)
I am sure the materialism comes as a reaction to having lived under Communism, or being raised by parents who lived under it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 06:39 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 06:39 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2019 06:39 PM (tUOCc)
I would like to see something in linen, thank you.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:39 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:40 PM (yO1kt)
It's hard for certain values of 29, but pretty much all of the Eastern European hotties have been born after communism.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2019 06:40 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:40 PM (yO1kt)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 06:41 PM (87EdW)
1. Bd3+ Ne4
2. Bxe4+ Kf6
3. Qf3+ Ke7
4. Qf7+ Kd6
5. Bf4+ Ne5
6. Bxe5#
All Blacks moves appear forced so no other lines to consider.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 05:47 PM (XzVUd)
Not bad, but you can actually force the mate a bit faster by choosing a better 1st move.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:41 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:40 PM (yO1kt)
The Mexican border?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:41 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 06:39 PM (/sgva)
That is some of it the other is that they, as with many from poor countries thought that everyone in the U.S. was rich and everything here was easy.
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)
Thank you for your wonderful Thanksgiving best wishes. Much appreciated.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2019 06:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2019 06:40 PM (gd9RK)
And, as children, were raised by parents who had suffered under Communism. I was raised by parents who lived through the Depression, so making do, and saving and hoarding come naturally to me. I cannot throw stuff away without making a considered decision to do so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 06:43 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:43 PM (yO1kt)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 30, 2019 06:44 PM (Vf4Y7)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:44 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:35 PM (r6yYr)
Apparently, there's a law in Great Britain that's been in effect for several years, that requires the police, in the event of an Islamic riot or protest, to immediately send someone round to Tommy Robinson's house and arrest him.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:45 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:45 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:44 PM (SRQO0)
OK. Like I said, Waco is *nowhere near* the Mexican border.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:46 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:46 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 06:47 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:43 PM (yO1kt)
Just a few scant miles south of Corsicana.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 06:47 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:47 PM (yO1kt)
I don't think that's definitional. I read long ago, the Declaration of Independence is one of the greatest pieces of propaganda in history. And it certainly seems honest to me!
It isn't an attempt to persuade (directly), a long logical debate, nor an attempt to prove every point, as much as it is, well, a declaration. Not expected to elucidate and footnote-substantiate every sentence. Just flat-out declaring. e.g.
We hold these truths to be self-evident...
And, you know, as far as successful honest propaganda goes, it's hard to beat that fellow they put on the Cross. Still talking about his message today!
My 2¢ worth, less UN climate harassment tax.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at November 30, 2019 06:47 PM (WyqH5)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:47 PM (r6yYr)
Retired Marine friend said he never saw anyone like that in Afghanistan. He said she cannot possibly live there.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 30, 2019 06:48 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:48 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2019 06:48 PM (Qwtw1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 06:49 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 06:40 PM
West, Texas is north of Waco.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 06:49 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 06:49 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:48 PM (Pg+x7)
AOSHQ: we make other people feel smarter!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2019 06:50 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 06:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:50 PM (r6yYr)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:50 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2019 06:39 PM (UUkQp)
I know a lady like that, I never understood the phrase about falling into someone's eyes before I met her!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:48 PM (Pg+x7)
That's kind of insulting isn't it?
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Comments #129 & #172
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 30, 2019 06:51 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:51 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2019 06:19 PM (WqPYg)
Yup, she aged a hell of a lot from 13 to 30. God only knows how miserable of a life she had
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 06:53 PM (e9x0G)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:53 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:50 PM (SRQO0)
That's a very generous offer, Ben Had. It has been a long while, but I did drive from OKC to Austin via I-35, stopping off in Killeen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 06:53 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 06:53 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 06:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 06:50 PM (r6yYr)
Apparently, he was released in September after spending 9 weeks in jail:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/sep/13/tommy-robinson-released-jail
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:53 PM (zGtXn)
Saw an odd sign in a St. Louis gas station...
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Pants, No Service."
I guess St. Louis Morons truly just DGAF.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2019 06:54 PM (4mTwg)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 06:54 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 06:54 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:53 PM (zGtXn)
TR must have used up at least six of his nine lives by now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:55 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 06:55 PM (DMUuz)
Whoa.
Never underestimate the benefits of toilet paper.
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 06:56 PM (arJlL)
I learn a lot from visiting here
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 06:57 PM (ZCEU2)
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Pants, No Service."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2019 06:54 PM
Obviously, every thread is a Book Thread there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 06:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 06:54 PM (O/X1S)
Ignore all evidence and keep chanting
"All cultures are equal!"
until that feeling passes.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:57 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:57 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at November 30, 2019 06:59 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 06:59 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:57 PM (SRQO0)
Tommy had one thing going for him. He didn't cross paths with the Clintons
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 06:59 PM (e9x0G)
I actually eyeballed them all, but I'm not a notation guy and need to figure that out, and by then...the quick and the dead, I'll be dead.
Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2019 07:00 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 06:53
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Ahh. Good to know. BTW, it's really hard doing the research on Melania. The few write-ups I can find on her outfits by American press wants to make me puke. They're often belittling and make snide remarks like "Michelle, did it better" crap.
Makes me want to drink. Oh wait... I already am. Better grab another and start double-fisting.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 30, 2019 07:00 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 30, 2019 07:00 PM (RcMUX)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:00 PM (SRQO0)
I wouldn't let my kid play for Saban.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:00 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Clinton Inc. at November 30, 2019 07:01 PM (8erNz)
The one with the fourteen-inch smile in the dress that took five years to make?
Posted by: Clinton Inc. at November 30, 2019 07:02 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:00 PM (SRQO0)
I was looking out for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 07:02 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:03 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2019 07:03 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:03 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There's an Auburn, Cord, and Duesenberg museum there IIRC.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 30, 2019 07:03 PM (TmB4S)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:05 PM (87EdW)
I remember that picture. Grey eyes? Really fetching, and I remember too when they said they tracked her down 20 years later or whatever. I think there is some controversy about the "later" chick, I don't think it's the same person.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 30, 2019 07:05 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 30, 2019 07:03 PM (TmB4S)
Yes. Very cool if you like grand old cars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2019 07:05 PM (ycWCI)
1. Qd3+ Ne4
2. Qxe4+ Kf6
3. Qxe6#
Should have seen that (epaulette mate).
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 07:05 PM (XzVUd)
Does not hold a candle to good old Corsicana though, cause they do not have Ben Had and our most lovely friends at the ranch!
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 30, 2019 07:07 PM (MEYQZ)
"That's a man, baby "
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 07:07 PM (arJlL)
Find a tough kid that can see over his O-line and can take a frkn hit.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:08 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:08 PM (SRQO0)
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The followup article by NatGeo on her stated she had no idea her picture had become so famous. Her life was so harsh, she couldn't grasp how a photo of anyone would be a thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 07:08 PM (Y4EXg)
There are a lot of similarities between progressives and radical Islamists. For one thing, both suck the life out of everything and everybody and turn everything dirty, dismal, and grim. Beauty is destroyed and ugliness is exalted.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 06:26 PM (zGtXn)
Both groups are religious fanatics, and both groups are fanatically loyal to a religion which is focused on achieving absolute political power in *this* world.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 07:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 07:09 PM (XzVUd)
Yes her! That is quite the smile. Could sway one from his predilections for YLs from #3's part of the world.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 30, 2019 07:09 PM (RcMUX)
There were some hard miles between those 2 pictures.
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:11 PM (87EdW)
https://commoncts.blogspot.com/2019/11/london-terror-attack-video-how-london.html
ps. could you please add CC to your blogroll?
Posted by: ST at November 30, 2019 07:12 PM (5GwIS)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 30, 2019 07:12 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2019 07:12 PM (UUkQp)
2. Qxe4+ Kf6
3. Qxe6#
Should have seen that (epaulette mate).
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 07:05 PM (XzVUd)
Well, this isn't forced:
1...Kh5.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 07:12 PM (zGtXn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmlSLxnfOQc
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 07:09 PM (XzVUd)
I thought it might have been the Benny Hill bit of Fred Scuttle building a rocket ship so Britain could get to the moon.
It's Indestructible 2.
What happened to Indestructible 1?
It fell apart
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 07:13 PM (e9x0G)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2019 07:14 PM (uEbPt)
Texas is *big*.
btw, Baylor beat Kansas today, 61 - 6. Big 12 Co-Champions, playoff against Oklahoma coming up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 07:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:14 PM (SRQO0)
1...Kh5.
Yeah. I saw that the first time. I'll just stick with, "if you find a good move look for a better one" ... and forced mate is good enough for me ... I look forward to the solutions.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 07:15 PM (XzVUd)
Offhand, it looks like CC wants to be granted a lot of privileges?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 07:15 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 07:15 PM (V2Yro)
Me to. I was in a half price books store and found a bunch of old nat geos from the 50s. Pretty cool stuff
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2019 07:16 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2019 07:16 PM (wYseH)
100 71 Apparently the brilliant young running back for Ohio State, JK
Dobbins, was the result of an unplanned teen pregnancy and nearly
aborted. This was mentioned on air today and leftists are losing their
minds including calling for the announcer's firing. Women definitely
should never consider the potential of their unborn child, or any
consequences really. It's just a choice with no repercussions
whatsoever.
Posted by: Farmer Bo
Interesting how the "pro choice" people only are up for the choice of death, never for the choice of life. It's all about not not having to live up to the consequences of our actions, and wanting to sweep them under the rug where no one knows or sees - but you can't escape your conscience, or God.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 30, 2019 07:17 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 07:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2019 07:14 PM (uEbPt)
I presume every movie that comes out now is an attack on conservatives.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2019 07:18 PM (Ki5SV)
the brilliant young running back for Ohio State, JK Dobbins, was the
result of an unplanned teen pregnancy and nearly aborted. This was
mentioned on air today and leftists are losing their minds including
calling for the announcer's firing. Women definitely should never
consider the potential of their unborn child, or any consequences
really. It's just a choice with no repercussions whatsoever.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
Hopefully the announcer will respond with LOLGF.
That announcer should apologize for offending the poor abortionists.
Posted by: CHICK FIL-A at November 30, 2019 07:21 PM (rZgGg)
paragraph then you have to apply such methods to your won webpage.
Posted by: quest bars cheap at November 30, 2019 07:21 PM (t32Eg)
You're welcome!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:21 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Hands at November 30, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:22 PM (87EdW)
"Kickers are not a real position so I do not give them scholarships"
- Nick Saban : soopergenyus
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:23 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:14 PM (SRQO0)
Sorry, no, that name is completely unfamiliar to me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 07:23 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 07:24 PM (zGtXn)
clemson - s. carolina
auburn - alabama
i have a brain!
thanks.
Posted by: mjc
Rutgers - Jersey
Creighton - Nebraska
Vanderbilt - CNN no wait TN
Posted by: Hands at November 30, 2019 07:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Tom Serv
I'm a Baylor fan and I think that was a bit mean. But since their last few games have been by the skin of their teeth, I guess they wanted to make good and sure they won this one.
They lost to Oklahoma (ptooie) a couple of weeks ago, so this championship game out to be good.
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2019 07:24 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:17 PM (ZCEU2)
A lot of them probably run afoul of the PC police
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 07:25 PM (e9x0G)
https://althouse.blogspot.com/ 2019/11/donald-trump-campaign-disputes-claim.html
rem 2 spaces
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 07:25 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:25 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 07:25 PM (zGtXn)
"Kickers are not a real position so I do not give them scholarships"
- Nick Saban : soopergenyus
Posted by: mikeyG
You keep thinkin that.
Posted by: Justin Tucker at November 30, 2019 07:25 PM (mFoNl)
Who's blood is it?
Where did I get it?
Why is it in a bucket?
You'd think they would just be grateful. .sheesh.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2019 07:26 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:26 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:27 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 07:27 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 07:27 PM (yO1kt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)
Of course getting them here is a problem but I use it on a forum without any issues.
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (mFoNl)
Mom and Dad subscribed for decades, too (likely a gift from Grandma). I liked the maps they often had tucked inside. Still have a couple of those.
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (87EdW)
rook takes knight
white rook to top row, Mate.
if black king takes white bishop to escape, white queen nails him/
black rook could move back, but just dies in the next cycle.
what did i miss?
because A: i think i get it and B i never get it...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2019 07:29 PM (PkW5Q)
You did have the bucket iced down, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 07:29 PM (BiNEL)
An absolutely amazing look at life in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:29 PM (SRQO0)
Who's blood is it?
Where did I get it?
Why is it in a bucket?
You'd think they would just be grateful. .sheesh.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2019 07:26 PM (myjNJ)
My mom is going for heart valve replacement surgery next week. I took her for a pre-op blood test and chest x-ray. The nurse taking the blood asked her: her date of birth, if she's had a blood transfusion in the last 3 month. AND....are you pregnant? My mom is 85.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 07:29 PM (e9x0G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:30 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 07:29 PM (BiNEL)
Of course! I am a professional mayhem you know.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2019 07:30 PM (myjNJ)
Who's blood is it?
Where did I get it?
Why is it in a bucket?
You'd think they would just be grateful. .sheesh.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2019 07:26 PM (myjNJ)
Made me laugh hard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 07:31 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: mjc at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (Pg+x7)
a great mystery of football is why teams usually lose the games in which they have dumb unforced turnovers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 07:31 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2019 07:31 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 07:32 PM (yO1kt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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"Why, yes! Yes I am. Thank you for asking."
*Mom gives young nurse the look she reserves for the dangerously stupid.*
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:32 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2019 07:31 PM (mFoNl)
That Maralago bit of news made my weekend!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 07:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Elevate and ice plus advil. So glad you have a good Thanksgiving!! I hope the D'Oh family is well and full and happy.
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2019 07:33 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 07:33 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 07:34 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:34 PM (SRQO0)
I know!
Such conceit is it's own reward.
Still shocked at how shocked these coaches are when their 5 ' 9" baseball pitcher QBs get pulped by 300 lb beasts until they are ruled medically disabled and then lose.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:35 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:28 PM (ptqGC)
He is a front runner.
Posted by: Joe Biden, don't ask me about my grandkids at November 30, 2019 07:35 PM (+mbOC)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)
QuietMan,
my late mom went through two valve replacement surgeries beginning when
she was in her 40s. They were way more complicated than they are now.
She had her rib cage sawed open both times, but she recovered fully.
Prayers for your mom and you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Thank you both. It's a relatively new procedure called TAVR. No open heart required.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 07:36 PM (e9x0G)
Gwyneth Paltrow's most memorable work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
It's almost like it is no longer a gentleman's game, eh wot?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 07:37 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: P
It will always be USL vs Northwestern LA .
I think that gives away I'm not 29.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 07:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:37 PM (SRQO0)
An absolutely amazing look at life in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:29 PM (SRQO0)
Oh yes, now I know who he is. Haven't read any of his books, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 07:37 PM (zGtXn)
There is an Auburn, Indiana, but I don't think that's it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There's an Auburn, Cord, and Duesenberg museum there IIRC.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch
And it's a doozie!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 07:32 PM (yO1kt)
Grambling vs Southern is playing right now, that one was always called the Soul Bowl.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 07:37 PM (V2Yro)
Also, helluva game. When one has no vested interest in either team, it makes a game that awesome even more fun.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 30, 2019 07:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 07:37 PM (zGtXn)
The Kite Runner was made into a really good movie.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 07:38 PM (2DOZq)
Elevate and ice plus advil. So glad you have a good Thanksgiving!! I hope the D'Oh family is well and full and happy.
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2019 07:33 PM (mFoNl)
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pro tip: ice is good for the first 24 hours after an injury, but, IIIRC, we are recovering from a previous injury here.
elevate, heat packs, to increase circulation, thereby removing excess fluid, plus, the dilated vessels take more of the NASID of your choice to the site.
(Advil, Aleve, weapons grade ibuprofen or naproxen, whatever you have)
i am an SME on ankle injuries.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2019 07:39 PM (PkW5Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had
((Ben Had}}}
Abner. Dear Lord above, you are going to read in our obituaries that we died due to exhaustion from Abner.
He is the sweetest thing, but he is dumber than dirt, and strong as an ox, and weighs 110 of critical mass muscle.
We had a pretty good Thanksgiving , though. How was yours?
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2019 07:40 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2019 07:42 PM (mFoNl)
The Kite Runner was made into a really good movie.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 07:38 PM (2DOZq)
And the name of that movie was-
"Ghostbusters" (2016)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2019 07:43 PM (kauXV)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:43 PM (SRQO0)
Joe Biden just NIBBLED on his wife's finger at a campaign stop in Iowa.
twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1200903299131568128
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2019 07:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:39 PM (ptqGC)
This is a quote from some porno movie isn't it?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2019 07:45 PM (kauXV)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 07:45 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 30, 2019 07:33 PM (XzVUd)
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could be worse: since i can't read the stupid code, i'm not sure, but it would seem my #306 was wrong...
as usual.
i really don't like these threads, except for the comment drift.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2019 07:45 PM (PkW5Q)
Take a gander at the Daily Mail. They are going up Prince Andrew's financial ass with a microscope now, discovering all sorts of shady business dealings.
This is getting good. Pop some popcorn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 30, 2019 07:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Removes the need to add spaces or line breaks. Even has a handy button you can install that will do the work for you!
Posted by: When did I go out of style? at November 30, 2019 07:46 PM (vqIkG)
Now we're getting decorated for Christmas.
Hugs to you!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 07:46 PM (smQOA)
I M DUM SO IDONO
but I know I like watching Saban cry.
I imagine him rolled up under the muffler of an idling Buick in the parking lot of a Tuscaloosa liquor store, sucking down a fifth of Jim Beam blue label and muttering "kickers!!!why'd it have to be kickers?!?!"
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2019 07:47 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:47 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Hi Tami,
So nice to hear from you again! I read many of the comments that were posted for Rick on the Ace of Spades blog, but I wasn't quite sure how to hop around the different threads, so I might have missed a few, but I was so touched to find out how much Rick meant to your members. I'm sure he would've been delighted by everyone's thoughts. I'm glad everyone enjoyed the memory I shared. It came to me with such clarity that night he was admitted to the hospital and I thought that must've been a sign that he wanted me to tell some people about that very special night in our childhood.
Alas, the cat is still an issue. If he was a young, healthy cat, he would've been in the plane home to Texas with us on Sunday. I never even saw him, because he's apparently so timid that he hides under furniture most of the time. I'm not sure how he would adjust to a plane flight to TX, and our other pets (including two large Great Pyrenees who enjoy chasing our other cats as a game). The dear neighbor who has been feeding him for a few weeks has not actually been able to locate him in the house either, but sees that he eats his food and used the litter box (most of the time). I called 11 rescue groups early last week. 5 have not returned my calls, but perhaps they will after this holiday week. I spoke with the veterinarian that Rick used for years, but she suggested that euthanasia would be her only option, because of the lack of rescues interested in him. Rick's neighbor said a local shelter would take him and try to place him, but if they were unable to, he would be euthanized. I'm so torn between giving him to the vet, who would euthanize him, but at least he would not suffer and I could spread his ashes with Rick's, vs. giving him a chance to find a loving home at a shelter, although perhaps he would be terrified there and we would never know his outcome. I continue to pray that perhaps one of the group's we have not heard from yet will come through for him.
Do you know roughly how many people from your group would attend a memorial for Rick? He was a quiet man who kept to himself and had a small circle of friends in the Philadelphia area. I am still trying to decide whether it should be a small private memorial service for him. But if several people would be interested in coming, I'm also thinking about a memorial service at this little space museum in the Warminster PA area. I'm going to reach out to them this week and see if they would permit it: http://nadcmuseum.org. They don't really have a great building yet for their museum, but I think Rick would have loved the atmosphere and the few museum pieces they do have.
Thank you so much again for reaching out, and I'm so glad Rick had you and your group to be his friends and confidants for so many years.
Blessings,
Linda
I haven't really been keeping a count of people who said they wanted to go to the memorial. I will try to do a better job of that.
If you want to go, you can contact me at moronettetami at gmail.
Sorry to post this on the chess thread OM!
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 07:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2019 07:51 PM (UUkQp)
I am shipping you something on Monday but it is NOT at gift, it is a taste test.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:51 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 07:53 PM (Y4EXg)
But I have leftover eggnog cheesecake and some bourbon and ginger ale. So net net gotta end up "thankful".
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2019 07:53 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 07:54 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: P
It will always be USL vs Northwestern LA .
I think that gives away I'm not 29.
Posted by: Easy Andy
I seem to recall that Louisiana-Lafayette was once called SW Louisiana St.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2019 07:54 PM (yO1kt)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:55 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 07:49 PM (cF8AT)
No problem, there is no such thing as going off topic on the chess thread.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 07:57 PM (zGtXn)
I just remember him as the guy who couldn't get the damn streets plowed when the blizzards hit NYC.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:58 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 30, 2019 07:58 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2019 07:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 07:58 PM (cF8AT)
https://bit.ly/34DAN4r
So a guy who should've been in prison stabbed and killed but was stopped from killing more by a guy who should've been in prison.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
In our Giant Trump Meritage is $36 but at ABC store it is $29.
The Meritage is a decent red but aside from the label I probably wouldn't spend $30 for it. They also sell Chardonnay (which I really don't like on any label) and a Cabernet which is about $20 a bottle. Have not tried those.
I don't know if that answers the question but it is a good red. Pairs better with steak than turkey.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2019 08:04 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2019 08:05 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 30, 2019 08:05 PM (RcMUX)
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2019 08:05 PM (smQOA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
I was going to do this eariler but I didn't want to add any more on Tami's plate on Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 08:13 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Abdullah Najbullah the Goat Lover at November 30, 2019 08:14 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2019 07:55 PM (SRQO0)
Not sure of the religiosity of this, but I'm a believer in the rainbow bridge, so rickl will be waiting on the other side!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:17 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: JQ Moon Moon at November 30, 2019 09:15 PM (gP/Z3)
Poor Leo. Rickl surely wouldn't have wanted his lil buddy to be all alone and scared, on top of being ill!
If there's no hope of adoption (and I am too far away as well, in the middle of Idaho, but I'd love to have another furry purry friend) then perhaps it's best to send Leo to The Rainbow Bridge to be with his pal, rickl.
It's all just so damned sad.
Posted by: JQ Moon Moon at November 30, 2019 09:21 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 30, 2019 09:27 PM (n4y+3)
I top off the water bowl and food dish.
Never see cat, just notice dent in food pile and water level lowered.
*sigh*
Posted by: JQ Moon Moon at November 30, 2019 09:40 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2019 09:48 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 30, 2019 09:52 PM (n4y+3)
Still won't come out. Not for kibbles or feesh.
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2019 09:57 PM (gP/Z3)
I've had my daughter's cat for for close to two years. she hides whenever anyone but me comes into the room. She used to hide from me too but got use to me.
I'm not comfortable telling Rick's sister what to do with the cat. She's already looking at euthanizing him if she can't find someone to take him (and spreading his ashes with Rick's), so I'll leave that decision in her hands.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 10:35 PM (cF8AT)
Contact him today and get your problem solved.
Posted by: Laura Morris at December 01, 2019 02:25 AM (WlAeo)
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