Black Friday Open Thread And Hobo Skin Emporium

With some links to rinse the bad taste of your irritating 2nd cousin with the tats and a nose piercing who came for dinner yesterday, bearing a smug, virtue-signalling demeanor, a tofu turkey and a bottle of dandelion near-beer.

Posted by: CBD at 04:25 PM

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1 Howdy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2019 04:27 PM (DTX3h)

2 Yep.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 29, 2019 04:27 PM (U2zca)

3 Missed it by that much.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 29, 2019 04:28 PM (U2zca)

4 Just hanging out with a beatnick. Sad.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 29, 2019 04:29 PM (U2zca)

5 What the fuck?

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 29, 2019 04:29 PM (U2zca)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

7 The timing is perfect. I think the "what's in Jennifer Rubin's pants" was about to get out of hand.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Why does your thingy taste like my poop chute ?

Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at November 29, 2019 04:33 PM (rpxSz)

9 Top Ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 29, 2019 04:33 PM (tVQUs)

10 Well, the new spot smells nice and fresh!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 04:33 PM (a4qVe)

11 Ahh - I get it! Now that Ace is married - this is the Ace Baby thread - welcome, Ace junior.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 04:33 PM (32YRo)

12

First comment at the Tim Allen article reports of a drunk driving incident.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (aKsyK)

13 Ace got married because he knocked someone up?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Ace married Brandy

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (rpxSz)

15 The timing is perfect. I think the "what's in Jennifer Rubin's pants" was about to get out of hand.

Posted by: Sponge

Well, if the rumors are correct with Ace, this is what is about to come out of her pants - 9 months from now.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 04:35 PM (32YRo)

16 Someone wake up that kid before I get the tractor out to chop up those leaves

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:36 PM (ZCEU2)

17 First comment at the Tim Allen article reports of a drunk driving incident.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (aKsyK)

Wait. Joy Behar was a comedian?

I fail to see anything funny about her or from her.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Top 25.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 04:36 PM (Dhht7)

19 Day 2.5 of the thanksgiving festivities. Turkey is long gone, as is the ham. Obscure relatives are fighting over the remote, while drinking the last of the booze. Still another day of this shit. Help.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 29, 2019 04:37 PM (U2zca)

20 15 The timing is perfect. I think the "what's in Jennifer Rubin's pants" was about to get out of hand.

Posted by: Sponge

I was coming to the same conclusion

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:37 PM (rpxSz)

21 Trying out new keyboard Inspector got me. All sorts of pretty rainbow lights on it that I need to figure out how to control. I really like the plug-and-play part though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2019 04:38 PM (uquGJ)

22 Such a cute baby.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:38 PM (O/X1S)

23 Ace married Brandy
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (rpxSz)

She's a fine girl.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 04:39 PM (t+qrx)

24 So a second stabbing in Europe today.

At the Hague.

Suspect of African descent....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 04:39 PM (cqNba)

25 Hello, Mrs. Polliwog. Haven't seen you around in a bit. How are things?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 04:39 PM (t+qrx)

26 Good on Tim Allen. He's a braver man that I for going on ~~The Coven~~ The View with those witches. I'd be afraid they'd turn me into a newt and I wouldn't get better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:40 PM (HaL55)

27 A tall golden robot presided over the wedding.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 04:40 PM (LxTcq)

28 "Middle Eastern origin, early thirties," per John Hinderaker at Powerline.

Difficult to get real info from official sources.

Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 04:40 PM (Cssks)

29 Ace married Brandy
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (rpxSz)

She's a fine girl.

Posted by: hogmartin

What a good wife, she would be...

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 04:40 PM (32YRo)

30 Ace married Brandy

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (rpxSz)

Alexander?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 04:40 PM (B79RR)

31 Brandy. The singer?

I always thought she looked like the alien in Star Wars with the eyes that were spread WAY OUT away from the central head area.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 04:39 PM (t+qrx)

Good. Been a lot busier in general (how is it that when my kids get jobs I get busier?) and mostly lurking. How goes it with you?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2019 04:42 PM (uquGJ)

33 What a good wife, she would be...

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 04:40 PM

Your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea...

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 04:43 PM (Dhht7)

34 No relatives here, but the beer is running out and I'm too exhausted to go out in the rain.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:43 PM (O/X1S)

35 "But my life, my lover, my lady is a he "

Posted by: non barrelized ACE sock at November 29, 2019 04:43 PM (rpxSz)

36 So is Ace reproducing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 04:44 PM (cqNba)

37 I might start linking my e-mail address in my nick again.

I just hope I can get it to work properly.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 29, 2019 04:44 PM (tVQUs)

38 So Democrat Senators are getting into the act making up investigating committees on the President.
I remember Jug Ears and Clinton walking out the door with lots of questionable pardons getting handed out, did either of these two question even 1 of them?

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

39 This feels like the rehearsal dinner to me. I actually don't want to be wrong. Can you even imagine the little Acelings? omg, I'm tearing up.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:45 PM (14URa)

40 It's working!

Posted by: Surfperch, first time's a charm at November 29, 2019 04:46 PM (tVQUs)

41 Ace married Brandy
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (rpxSz)

She's a fine girl.

Posted by: hogmartin

What a good wife, she would be...
Posted by: Boswell

Something tells me Brandy wasn't all that.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2019 04:46 PM (M0u+N)

42 Gah, pic of Oprah on the Grateful link. Need eye bleach.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:46 PM (O/X1S)

43 Got back from Black Friday shopping. It wasn't terribly packed. Got an Eddie Bauer men's down jacket - originally 100 bucks - for 40.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 04:46 PM (7Am4g)

44 For years, the city has put on an old-fashioned "Christmas Parade" each
December in downtown Charleston, VW. Marching bands, firetrucks, Shriners in
their tiny cars and Santa in his red sleigh wind through the city
streets with children chasing candy flung from floats decked out in
holiday themes. Now, without any notification of a name change,
officials were calling it a "Winter Parade."
Mayor Amy Goodwin didn't see her
decision to rename the parade as a war on anything. She thought the
move would signal that this capital city situated along the Kanawha
River was a place for people of all faiths and cultures. It was the same
impulse that drove her when she first took office at the start of the
year to invite Christian preachers, a rabbi, an imam along with people
of other faiths to say prayers before City Council meetings. Renaming
the parade was an extension of that open-door spirit, she believed.

"I wanted to show that Charleston is a welcoming and inclusive city," she said.

But Goodwin, a Democrat, had launched the change unilaterally, unaware
of what she would unleash. Word about it quickly spread that day in
early October, across Facebook and Twitter, church sanctuaries,
classrooms and dining rooms.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 04:47 PM (B79RR)

45 I'm watching an Italian movie called The First King - about Romulus and Remus.
so far it feels like Apocalypto

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 04:47 PM (G546f)

46 Good. Been a lot busier in general (how is it that when my kids get jobs I get busier?) and mostly lurking. How goes it with you?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2019 04:42 PM (uquGJ)

Doing well. Not busier, per se, just... overcoming inertia and doing things that need doing.

That sounded a lot less ominous in my head, just now. I didn't mean that like I'm ticking off names on a vendetta list or nothin', just housework and the like.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 04:47 PM (t+qrx)

47 Something tells me Brandy wasn't all that.
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2019 04:46 PM

VSOP

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:48 PM (rpxSz)

48 Currently on the DVD player, and despite numerous technical goofs, Red October is a Christmas movie.

Convince me otherwise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 04:48 PM (DMUuz)

49 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 04:48 PM (arJlL)

50 France wants to ban Black Friday because something about killing the planet and consumerism.

I suspect the real reason is that people call it Black Friday and not vendredi noir.

Posted by: all doubt removed at November 29, 2019 04:48 PM (S2eH9)

51 Ace married a Russian or Ukrainian bot? Or both? 2 bots and a Ewok? That's some apocalyptic shit, man.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 04:48 PM (+QYmp)

52 hogmartin: check. your. email.

/also, eat ovaltine

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 04:49 PM (3a/ug)

53 Peaches,
I know exactly what your wearable blanket looks like. They had them in my local Costco. It's just not cold enough for me to need once. The Orvis shirt jacket on the other hand is my go to...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 04:50 PM (UUBmN)

54 Ace got married?

Four words come to mind.....Va Sec To My.

It's Latin.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2019 04:50 PM (Z+IKu)

55 hogmartin: check. your. email.

/also, eat ovaltine

That sounds ominous.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2019 04:50 PM (M0u+N)

56 @45 I always felt the Romulans were just cutrate Klingons.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2019 04:50 PM (YIHHg)

57 So, not a coffee drinker. I know, it makes me a lot less than perfect. But this is pretty darned funny.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnhTGM083kfLSNfRSmQj
Azg?app=desktop

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at November 29, 2019 04:50 PM (0tmoY)

58 This feels like the rehearsal dinner to me. I actually don't want to be wrong. Can you even imagine the little Acelings? omg, I'm tearing up.
Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:45 PM (14URa)
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Okay, what have I missed? Do we need to pull out the wedding plans from a few years ago?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 04:50 PM (/669Q)

59 you posted a link to a redstate aritcle about two idiot Dem senators making a fuss about this matter: here's and email I got the other day from a Dem group called VoterVets (not the whole thing, but you get the idea, the idea being taht these people are idiots):

We're writing to see if you'd consider signing the latest VoteVets petition: The House Armed Services Committee should investigate Donald Trump's interference in the Eddie Gallagher case.

Here's the rundown of why we think it's so important for our team to weigh in on this particular issue today:

Donald Trump clearly intervened in the case of U.S. Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer Edward "Eddie" Gallagher, who was facing punishment for posing for a photo with the body of a dead Islamic State fighter.

Trump's intervention in the case meant ensuing chaos at the highest levels of Pentagon leadership and there are allegations that Fox News personalities may have influenced Trump's decision to act.

We need the House to act to provide needed transparency and restore confidence in our military's justice system by holding a hearing into this matter.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee at November 29, 2019 04:50 PM (YG34V)

60 I always felt the Romulans were just cutrate Klingons.

Nah. The Romulans were angry Vulcans.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 04:51 PM (3a/ug)

61 What's all this I hear about Ace getting married?

Posted by: Surfperch, wondering if Mrs. O'Spades will ever become a cob at November 29, 2019 04:51 PM (tVQUs)

62 44. and then what happened??

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 04:51 PM (7Am4g)

63 hogmartin: check. your. email.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 04:49 PM (3a/ug)

NO U

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 04:51 PM (t+qrx)

64 @44 Volkswagen has a capital city?

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2019 04:51 PM (YIHHg)

65 Twitchy reporting 3 people stabbed in the Hague Netherlands shopping district

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:51 PM (ZCEU2)

66 Bluebell: Did we mention to you that your spoon has a place of honor on the glass shift above the sink in our new house in Hillbilly Ohio?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 04:52 PM (3a/ug)

67 2 bots and a Ewok?

His side piece is a Macedonian content farmer.

Posted by: digital hedonism at November 29, 2019 04:52 PM (h5TKJ)

68 RE; Greening & more vegetation:

The Great Eastern Forest came back in the U.S. as New England farms became uncompetitive, I've read.

Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 04:53 PM (Cssks)

69 We need the House to act to provide needed
transparency and restore confidence in our military's justice system by
holding a hearing into this matter.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee

Pretty sure as the CiC, it's his JOB to "intervene". Idiots.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 04:53 PM (LOq4H)

70 Now the bastards have found my stash of pizza-rolls. Will this horror ever end?

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 29, 2019 04:53 PM (U2zca)

71 "What's all this I hear about Ace getting married?"

Ace married Bluebell's spoon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 04:53 PM (cqNba)

72 Afternoon Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 04:54 PM (Y4EXg)

73 In Philly they changed the outdoor Christmas market name to Winter Holiday market but public outcry made them change it back.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 04:55 PM (7Am4g)

74 Hi there Tonypete.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 04:55 PM (t+qrx)

75 Supper time, guess what I'm having?

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:55 PM (ZCEU2)

76 Bluebell: Did we mention to you that your spoon has a place of honor on the glass shift above the sink in our new house in Hillbilly Ohio?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 04:52 PM (3a/ug)
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No, I didn't know! That's wonderful, but what's most wonderful is that you are finally in the same state and more importantly, the same house! Congratulations!

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 04:55 PM (/669Q)

77 Bluebell: Did we mention to you that your spoon has a place of honor on the glass shift above the sink in our new house in Hillbilly Ohio?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged

They can have that spork when they pry it from my cold, dead hand.

Come and get me, coppers!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 04:55 PM (3a/ug)

78 Did thehe happy couple meet on The Bachelorette or Naked and Afraid?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 04:56 PM (DMUuz)

79 We need the House to act to provide needed transparency and restore confidence in our military's justice system by holding a hearing into this matter.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee

WTF part of CinC do they not understand?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:56 PM (O/X1S)

80 His side piece is a Macedonian content farmer.

When I see the MCD, I envision a Europeein Oliver Douglas chewing on a wheat stalk, bouncing up and down riding on his digital tractor tilling a field covered with zeros and ones.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:57 PM (HaL55)

81 Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 04:52 PM (3a/ug)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 04:55 PM (3a/ug)
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Behold: matching hashes, at last. Huzzah!

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 04:57 PM (/669Q)

82 Hogmartin! Happy Friday.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 04:57 PM (Y4EXg)

83 75. Stromboli!

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 04:57 PM (7Am4g)

84 Bluebell: Did we mention to you that your spoon has a place of honor on the glass shift above the sink in our new house in Hillbilly Ohio?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 04:52 PM

Did Ace install that "shift" as a wedding present?

Or did you get it from Adam?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 04:58 PM (DMUuz)

85 Supper time, guess what I'm having?
Posted by: Skip

Supper?

Posted by: Miklos, speculating idly at November 29, 2019 04:58 PM (QzkSJ)

86 Ace got married?

Four words come to mind.....Va Sec To My.

It's Latin.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2019 04:50 PM

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No. Ace should procreate. For the children and future bloggers.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 04:58 PM (Dhht7)

87 No, I didn't know! That's wonderful, but what's most wonderful is that you are finally in the same state and more importantly, the same house! Congratulations!
Posted by: bluebell

No, not quite.

I live in the house full time (except when I am visiting Shibumi, like right now), and she is still trying to sell her house in Michigan, and down at our house in the woods every other weekend.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 04:58 PM (3a/ug)

88 81 Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 04:52 PM (3a/ug)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 04:55 PM (3a/ug)
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Behold: matching hashes, at last. Huzzah!
Posted by: bluebell

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This will be trouble for Bob at NSA .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 04:58 PM (Y4EXg)

89 Holy crap. It's been a pricey year for me, what with a new water heater and the vet bills and whatnot. So I've had to spend some capital, which I am loathe to do. Just checked my accts after market close and there's more than there was before I went all profligate. Appreciably more. Thank you, President Trump!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:59 PM (14URa)

90 83 75. Stromboli!
Posted by: kallisto

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Pinocchio!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

91 "This will be trouble for Bob at NSA ."

We're good.

Posted by: Bob, From NSA at November 29, 2019 05:00 PM (cqNba)

92 Good to see the little kid is getting practical survival training with dry leaves providing insulating warmth. Teach em young.

And in reply to the comment:

The Great Eastern Forest came back in the U.S. as New England farms became uncompetitive, I've read.
Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 04:53 PM (Cssks)

This is the triumph of the Ewell Gibbons School of Agriculture that pushes natural pine nuts over Big Potato.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 29, 2019 05:01 PM (e1mEI)

93 83 75. Stromboli!

Sounds yummy. Tired of turkey.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 05:01 PM (O/X1S)

94 Turkey stromboli stuffed with cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 05:01 PM (7Am4g)

95 The Volkswagon commercial with androgynous thing walking oblivious to the world getting in everyone's way, really pisses me off.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Just checked my accts after market close and there's more than there was before I went all profligate. Appreciably more. Thank you, President Trump!!!!
Posted by: Peaches

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My kids have noticed this also. After the under eight year sentence that Obummer cursed us with, it was a shock to learn that investment accounts can actually earn money.

Crazy, I know!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 05:02 PM (Y4EXg)

97 Good way for that kid to pick up a few deer ticks.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 05:02 PM (gmo/4)

98 No, not quite.

I live in the house full time (except when I am visiting Shibumi, like right now), and she is still trying to sell her house in Michigan, and down at our house in the woods every other weekend.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 04:58 PM (3a/ug)
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Oh MAN. And here I thought it finally happened. Okay, let's get that MI house sold and turn this into a Hallmark Christmas. Shibumi, you need a red sweater and Bozo, you need a green one. Get going.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:03 PM (/669Q)

99 Peaches

Obama did that. /s

Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 05:03 PM (Cssks)

100 Congrats on the nuptials Ace, May you be fruitful and produce an entire deck of cards..

Posted by: Gbone at November 29, 2019 05:03 PM (QLznQ)

101 This will be trouble for Bob at NSA .
Posted by: Tonypete

That guy? He lives right across the street now.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 05:04 PM (3a/ug)

102 Time for some leftover turkey.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:04 PM (cqNba)

103 So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (/669Q)

104 59 you posted a link to a redstate aritcle about two idiot Dem senators making a fuss about this matter: here's and email I got the other day from a Dem group called VoterVets (not the whole thing, but you get the idea, the idea being taht these people are idiots):

We're writing to see if you'd consider signing the latest VoteVets petition: The House Armed Services Committee should investigate Donald Trump's interference in the Eddie Gallagher case.

Here's the rundown of why we think it's so important for our team to weigh in on this particular issue today:

Donald Trump clearly intervened in the case of U.S. Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer Edward "Eddie" Gallagher, who was facing punishment for posing for a photo with the body of a dead Islamic State fighter.

Trump's intervention in the case meant ensuing chaos at the highest levels of Pentagon leadership and there are allegations that Fox News personalities may have influenced Trump's decision to act.

We need the House to act to provide needed transparency and restore confidence in our military's justice system by holding a hearing into this matter.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee

LOLGF!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (+QYmp)

105 "What's all this I hear about Ace getting married?"

Ace married Bluebell's spoon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 04:53 PM (cqNba)

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I read somewhere that Ace fell in love with Svetlana Lokhova after reading in her lawsuit her reference to Stefan Halper as a "ratfucker". Can't blame Ace, that's pure poetry ... and true.

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (Pqytn)

106 Watching the Apple Cup.

Achmed hammered by Jihad......was an actual comment made by the play by play guy.....

What the fuck are you naming your kids, people?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Oh MAN. And here I thought it finally happened. Okay, let's get that MI house sold and turn this into a Hallmark Christmas. Shibumi, you need a red sweater and Bozo, you need a green one. Get going.
Posted by: bluebell

#twoweeks

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (3a/ug)

108 ace is not allowed to marry until we plan his wedding

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 05:06 PM (G546f)

109 103
So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?

Posted by: bluebel

Mass hallucination brought on by Turkey OD.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:06 PM (LOq4H)

110 "So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is? "

We're both in the dark on this one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:06 PM (cqNba)

111 So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (/669Q)

ace got married on Sefton's birthday

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 05:07 PM (B79RR)

112 So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?
Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

113 So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (/669Q)

It seems Ace married a pregnant Brandy on previously installed shelving.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

114 ace got married on Sefton's birthday

A joke right?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2019 05:08 PM (6XlcD)

115 Besides, the Traditional Ewok Courtship Ritual takes almost nine years.

And the mating ritual takes four years.

And even thought they tend to mate for life, the male usually sets on the egg for quite some time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:09 PM (cqNba)

116 The sailor said "Brandy, ...

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 05:09 PM (Jgzxr)

117 Crazy, I know!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 05:02 PM (Y4EXg)
I remember when mine dwindled to a steaming pile of poo on the hot sidewalk. I think it might have been during the reign of hussein. It was gut-wrenching.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:09 PM (14URa)

118 So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?
Posted by: bluebell

Ace posted that he was taking some time off and some have speculated that he was honeymooning.

That's all I got.......

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:09 PM (arJlL)

119 111: Ace got married to Sefton? Oh. Livin' the Throuple life! Good Luck, you crazy kids!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 05:09 PM (+QYmp)

120 "ace got married on Sefton's birthday

A joke right?"

If Ace did get married, it would indeed be on J.J.'s birthday.

Inevitable, actually.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:10 PM (cqNba)

121 Ace.
Now drilling more than holes for shelves?

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

122 Do you think Ace still lurks even if he isn't posting?

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:10 PM (a4qVe)

123 Ah, thank you JT. I can't imagine that ace would get married without telling us . . . .

har har har.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:10 PM (/669Q)

124 45
I'm watching an Italian movie called The First King - about Romulus and Remus.

they flew a spaceship painted like a big bird of prey. there's a detailed description in one of the books of the aeneid that few people read, but some of the things virgil did to the sentences to make them fit the meter put it beyond my reach. my latin instructor was disappointed.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2019 05:10 PM (kf5Ci)

125 Oh MAN. And here I thought it finally happened. Okay, let's get that MI house sold and turn this into a Hallmark Christmas. Shibumi, you need a red sweater and Bozo, you need a green one. Get going.
Posted by: bluebell

Right now, it sounds like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:11 PM (arJlL)

126 Saw Midway this afternoon. lol.. had a hard time with Harrelson as Nimmitz but I think he pulled it off pretty decent. I loved it. Now.. I'm not into the technical shit.. i.e. weaponry.. whatever. But it held my interest every second. Great CGI.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 29, 2019 05:11 PM (dUJdY)

127 F'ING DEFENSE!!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:11 PM (LOq4H)

128 103
So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (/669Q)
It's all spurious speculation at this point - which, of course, we do so well. I'm keeping an eye on TMZ, though.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:11 PM (14URa)

129 Congrats on the nuptials Ace, May you be fruitful and produce an entire deck of cards..

Posted by: Gbone at November 29, 2019 05:03 PM

----------------

Heh. That's what I was trying to say, but you did it better.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 05:12 PM (Dhht7)

130 Invoking the "5 o'clock somewhere" clause;

To PDT, to Ace, the cob-loggers, and the Horde, health, long life, prosperity, and Victory !
Confusion to our enemies !

*shot, beer*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 05:12 PM (JwHjN)

131 Ace should procreate.

Ace reproduces by parthenogenesis. A marriage would be strictly for companionship and nibbling lice out of each other's fur.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 05:12 PM (gd9RK)

132 Eastofsuez: Hang in there!

They'll leave when all the booze and food are gone, right?

Drink up and chow down!

(or, go shut off the main breaker?)

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 05:12 PM (gP/Z3)

133 Yikes I am late to the party.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 05:12 PM (Jgzxr)

134 F'ING DEFENSE!!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:11 PM (LOq4H)

What defense?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

135 I need some more stuffing and gravy but it is gone (( Sigh))

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:13 PM (a4qVe)

136 *shot, beer*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 05:12 PM (JwHjN)
No shots but I got one more can o' bad idea in the freezer. To Ace!

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:13 PM (14URa)

137 Drudge is really running with the "no one is shopping on black Friday" meme

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (6XlcD)

138 Wow.

I just don't get "Pitbull."

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Holy crap. It's been a pricey year for me, what with
a new water heater and the vet bills and whatnot. So I've had to spend
some capital, which I am loathe to do. Just checked my accts after
market close and there's more than there was before I went all
profligate. Appreciably more. Thank you, President Trump!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:59 PM (14URa)

Yes. My 401k, IRA and other investment accounts would like Trump to be president forever.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (B79RR)

140 [ i]Drudge is really running with the "no one is shopping on black Friday" meme
Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (6XlcD)

Drudge drinks goat semen.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

141 I also need to bite that baby's chubby widdle cheeks!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (a4qVe)

142 What defense?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge

Et tu Sponge? Et tu?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (LOq4H)

143 Day 2.5? Where are you? Hong Kong? It's only day 1.75 here on the East Coast.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 05:15 PM (Jgzxr)

144 Drudge is really running with the "no one is shopping on black Friday" meme
Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (6XlcD)

Drudge drinks goat semen.
Posted by: Sponge

He musta stocked up to beat the rush !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:15 PM (arJlL)

145
Drudge drinks goat semen.

That goes without saying

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2019 05:15 PM (6XlcD)

146 ace is not allowed to marry until we plan his wedding

First thing we need is a little old lady to perform Rapper's Delight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:15 PM (HaL55)

147 75. Stromboli!

Posted by: kallisto

That ol' faker's in town?

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 05:16 PM (32YRo)

148 141
I also need to bite that baby's chubby widdle cheeks!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (a4qVe)

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:16 PM (14URa)

149
Et tu Sponge? Et tu?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:14 PM (LOq4H)

Me being a Texas Tech guy, I'm fully familiar with the lack of defense on Mike Leach coached teams.

If you can't hang 50, you ain't got a chance of winning.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

150 So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (/669Q)

You didn't get an invitation?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 05:16 PM (wYseH)

151 "I just don't get "Pitbull." "

The singer?

Can he lick his own nuts?

Cause he sure don't sing that well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:16 PM (cqNba)

152 Drudge?

drudge (plural drudges)

1. A person who works in a low servile job.

2. (derogatory) Someone who works for (and may be taken advantage of by) someone else.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 05:17 PM (gP/Z3)

153 The singer?

Can he lick his own nuts?

Cause he sure don't sing that well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:16 PM (cqNba)

Yeah. He looks like a mid 50's doughy Cuban......he can't sing, his raps suck and he's a millionaire.

Saddens me.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

154 I think my cat is trying to take advantage of the fact that I've been drinking more heavily than is prudent to cadge extra meals out of me. I think it's working. Dammit, where is my beer???

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:18 PM (14URa)

155 someone asked about a rumor of Ace getting married ... someone else said "that's the rumor" .... that was a couple days ago, and there was an air (error) of legitimacy, and the brain surgeons here at AoS have pieced together the details, using their fine spiritual perception and awareness, and some direct revelation from the Ewok gods.

But the part of Ace adopting 4 African babies to earn social credit, is absolutely true.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 05:18 PM (Cus5s)

156 So no one's going to tell me what this ace wedding thing is?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (/669Q)

You didn't get an invitation?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Damn...off the top rope..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:18 PM (cqNba)

157 Peaches, it's a *midwest* thing. Baby cheeks, and chubby thighs, and biscuit feet and neck rolls always need *bites* I.e kisses

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:18 PM (a4qVe)

158 If you can't hang 50, you ain't got a chance of winning.

Posted by: Sponge

Yeah, seems to have missed that whole "defense wins championships." thing.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:19 PM (LOq4H)

159 Cheribebe, I'm still learning the new ways here . . . still biting a baby's face gave me pause

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:20 PM (14URa)

160 Drudge is really running with the "no one is shopping on black Friday" meme
Posted by: It's me donna

Matt Drudge was garroted a couple of years ago by some Brooklyn lefty with a man-bun named Serge and this guy's assumed his identity and has been posting on the Drudge Report that Trump is robbing the world of soy based nutrients ever since.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 05:20 PM (32YRo)

161

ace congrats on getting married and may your first child be a masculine child

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 05:20 PM (B79RR)

162 First thing we need is a little old lady to perform Rapper's Delight.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:15 PM (HaL55)
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Stop looking at me like that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:21 PM (/669Q)

163
If Ace got married, maybe there will be speculation on the Gun Thread on the brand of shotgun Daddy was holding at his back.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 05:21 PM (7rVsF)

164 You didn't get an invitation?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 05:16 PM (wYseH)
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You banned me from the list, didn't you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:22 PM (/669Q)

165 Yeah, seems to have missed that whole "defense wins championships." thing.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:19 PM (LOq4H)

But he's got former QB's coaching all over the place.

Sonny Cumby. Graham Harrell. Kilff Kingsbury.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Damn...off the top rope..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Oh yeah, atomic elbow the whole way

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 05:22 PM (32YRo)

167 Ace reproduces by parthenogenesis. A marriage would be strictly for companionship and nibbling lice out of each other's fur.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 05:12 PM

Huh. Who knew? I would've thought ewoks did the nasty. Well, nibbling lice is nice.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 05:22 PM (Dhht7)

168 159. Every region in the country has its peccadilloes.

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:23 PM (a4qVe)

169 First thing we need is a little old lady to perform Rapper's Delight.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:15 PM (HaL55)

Everybody go: Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
You see, if your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2019 05:23 PM (Z+IKu)

170 Man 'is caught cheating on his wife when she spots him dining with his mistress' in photo used by Washington Post restaurant critic

https://dailym.ai/2OvkPno

-
His best defense is that it was WaPo so who knows whether it's true?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)

171 Adm. Green brought up the trident as way to insult the President, not Gallagher.

Instead of showing some class, the fired SECNAV Spencer wrote an op-ed. But neither Green nor Spencer care enough to mention the real crime in this case: prosecutors inserting spyware into the defense attorneys' computers. That's using Deep State tactics against our warriors. Disgusting--and criminal. Where are their courts martial?

btw, Hussein used these lawyers as a way of discouraging others from signing up to defend us.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 29, 2019 05:24 PM (Ndje9)

172 157 Peaches, it's a *midwest* thing. Baby cheeks, and chubby thighs, and biscuit feet and neck rolls always need *bites* I.e kisses

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:18 PM (a4qVe)

This is legal outside of international waters?

Posted by: Podesta Epstein's Comet Island Daycare at November 29, 2019 05:24 PM (/YAUo)

173 Stop looking at me like that.
Posted by: bluebell

Aw, heck, you're still a kid !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:24 PM (arJlL)

174 Drudge is really running with the "no one is shopping on black Friday" meme
Posted by: It's me donna

Drudge sold his website out a couple of years ago. It's not even Drudge running it anymore.

And yes, a lot of people are out shopping on Black Friday.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 05:24 PM (3a/ug)

175 Yeah. He looks like a mid 50's doughy Cuban......he can't sing, his raps suck and he's a millionaire.

Saddens me.

#MeToo. He calls himself a musician as do all the rest of them. I'd like to put a guitar in his hand and tell him, "OK, hot shot. Let's see you make peoples' feet move" just to see what happens.

Which would be nothing. No talent hacks is what they are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:25 PM (HaL55)

176 Such a great tot-in-leaves photo.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2019 05:25 PM (vSb78)

177 His best defense is that it was WaPo so who knows whether it's true?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Oooh...hash but tahwoooo.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 05:25 PM (32YRo)

178 What power tools are appropriate for the baby shower?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 05:25 PM (DMUuz)

179 176
Such a great tot-in-leaves photo.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2019 05:25 PM (vSb7

No biting! I mean it.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:26 PM (14URa)

180 Man 'is caught cheating on his wife when she spots him dining with his mistress' in photo used by Washington Post restaurant critic

https://dailym.ai/2OvkPno

They don't like my ad blocker.

They can fuck off.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Stop looking at me like that.
Posted by: bluebell

=====

Aw, heck, you're still a kid !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:24 PM

She is cherubic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (DMUuz)

182 "What power tools are appropriate for the baby shower?"

At a minimum, a Ryobi cordless drill.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (cqNba)

183 Every region in the country has its peccadilloes.

-
Can of Black Flag will get rid of them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (+y/Ru)

184 further proof Ace is married ... non-denial denials. It is the Trump standard of unproven allegations, "guilty" until he proves otherwise.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (Cus5s)

185 75 Turkey Sammy and last of cranberries

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)

186 170
Man 'is caught cheating on his wife when she spots him dining with his
mistress' in photo used by Washington Post restaurant critic

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Heh, news crew was doing shopping mall story, couple in backround holding hands, man gets home. Possessions on lawn.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (LOq4H)

187 Every region in the country has its peccadilloes.
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:23 PM (a4qVe)

Not in Michigan. They can't live this far north.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (t+qrx)

188 You banned me from the list, didn't you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:22 PM (/669Q)

You can be my plus one, babe. Wear something sexy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (gd9RK)

189 Drudge sold his website out a couple of years ago. It's not even Drudge running it anymore.

And yes, a lot of people are out shopping on Black Friday.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 05:24 PM (3a/ug)

It bears his name. Everyone equates the liberal douchebaggery to him.

His fault. Fuck him. He owns it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

190 Huh. Who knew? I would've thought ewoks did the nasty. Well, nibbling lice is nice.

Posted by: olddog

whoa - wait, don't they just asexually split - like amoebas or paramecium?

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 05:28 PM (32YRo)

191 Heh, bluebell. If anybody could do it, you could pull off that "gangsta" thingy with your shiv.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:28 PM (HaL55)

192 It bears his name. Everyone equates the liberal douchebaggery to him.

His fault. Fuck him. He owns it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)Yup! Finally went cold turkey on his sorry NeverTrump ass. Took forever to do it and I still look on my phone sometimes in the morning, much to my shame.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:29 PM (14URa)

193 After three snowbound days I'm finally out of the house. Enjoying a beer.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2019 05:29 PM (CwmMt)

194 What power tools are appropriate for the baby shower?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 05:25 PM

A Dremel Multi-Max, cut flush for installing flooring or a turkey

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 05:29 PM (ZCEU2)

195 Not in Michigan. They can't live this far north.

At least the ones east of the Mississippi don't have leprosy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)

196 How is Ohio State ranked #1 when their strength of schedule is garbage and Clemson, the DEFENDING NATIONAL CHAMPIONS haven't lost a game?

You lose the #1 ranking when you lose a game.

NCAA is such a ridiculous joke.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

197 The IsraellyCool blog by a Jewish Australian man who went to live in Israel has a video of Andrew Neil who interviewed Jeremy Corbyn and helped expose to more people to Corbyn's antisemetism. In the video on the site, Neil talks about Anti Semetism on the far right and the far left. It's a good video in that the far left anti semetism is addressed,, but he spends the first part of the video deriding Trump for not Speaking up against the neo Nazis at Charlottesville (That slur again!!. Groan) I included a debunking of that from "FrontPage" but could someone who is Jewish please consider going over to that site and politely explaining how in your mind Trump has spoken up firmly and repeatedly against Neo Nazism? See video link on right and then you can scroll and make a comment.

https://www.israellycool.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2019 05:30 PM (WI7YS)

198 Heh, bluebell. If anybody could do it, you could pull off that "gangsta" thingy with your shiv.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:28 PM (HaL55)
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Ha! Let me remind you, I'm a Catholic former homeschooling mother of five. "Gangsta" is about 180 degrees from me. Think "nerd with a rosary" and you're about there.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:31 PM (/669Q)

199 Hiya Fen !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:31 PM (arJlL)

200 Yup! Finally went cold turkey on his sorry NeverTrump ass. Took forever to do it and I still look on my phone sometimes in the morning, much to my shame.
Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:29 PM (14URa)

I replaced him with The Liberty Daily. Suites me much better.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

201
Oh MAN. And here I thought it finally happened. Okay, let's get
that MI house sold and turn this into a Hallmark Christmas. Shibumi,
you need a red sweater and Bozo, you need a green one. Get going.

I already have a red sweater, and am wearing it now. Plus red polar fleece.

We need to get BC a nice green sweater for the holidays. Maybe I can find one that is festive and has pom poms over the nipples?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 05:32 PM (3a/ug)

202 Ha! Let me remind you, I'm a Catholic former homeschooling mother of five.

Ya left out "with a pretty good sense of humor"

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:32 PM (arJlL)

203 Ha! Let me remind you, I'm a Catholic former homeschooling mother of five. "Gangsta" is about 180 degrees from me. Think "nerd with a rosary" and you're about there.
Posted by: bluebell

----

A woman with a rosary is more fearsome than a gangbanger can every be.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 05:33 PM (Y4EXg)

204 Ya left out "with a pretty good sense of humor"
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:32 PM (arJlL)
---------

*raps JT on the knuckles with a ruler*

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:33 PM (/669Q)

205 Ha! Let me remind you, I'm a Catholic former
homeschooling mother of five. "Gangsta" is about 180 degrees from me.
Think "nerd with a rosary" and you're about there.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:31 PM (/669Q)
I think we're gonna need pics . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:33 PM (14URa)

206 Melania on getting booed.

"We live in a democracy and everyone is entitled to their opinion," the first lady said in a statement released Wednesday, "but the fact is we have a serious crisis in our country and I remain committed to educating children on the dangers and deadly consequences of drug abuse."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

207
*raps JT on the knuckles with a ruler*

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:33 PM (/669Q)

You're Mother Superior from Blues Brothers?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

208 A woman with a rosary is more fearsome than a gangbanger can every be.

Yep !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:34 PM (arJlL)

209 You're Mother Superior from Blues Brothers?
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
---------

Busted.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:34 PM (/669Q)

210 Wheels off...Loving the Cougs for 50+ years, There is NOTHING life can do to me...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:34 PM (LOq4H)

211
Ha! Let me remind you, I'm a Catholic former homeschooling mother
of five. "Gangsta" is about 180 degrees from me. Think "nerd with a
rosary" and you're about there.

Once upon a time, I lived and worked in theater in Lake Tahoe. Whenever you told anyone you were from Detroit, it really intimidated them.

Um... I went to Catholic school for 10 years, and the last four were at an all girls high school. I was a library aid and did forensic speaking. So yeah, not gangsta, although I do know some gang signs and really, nothing is funnier than a White Woman of a Certain Age (29) flashing gang signs.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 29, 2019 05:34 PM (3a/ug)

212 Think "nerd with a rosary" and you're about there.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:31 PM (/669Q)

I can confirm...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 05:35 PM (wYseH)

213 *raps JT on the knuckles with a ruler*

OW !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:35 PM (arJlL)

214 You're Mother Superior from Blues Brothers?

The Penguin !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:36 PM (arJlL)

215 I can confirm...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You're a Bishop ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:37 PM (arJlL)

216 206 Melania is just such a wonderful First Lady. It is absolutely enraging how shittily she's being treated.

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 05:38 PM (a4qVe)

217 Update. The greedy fuckers overcooked my beloved pizza-rolls, which set off the smoke detector, which caused their fat asses to flee, cause fatties naturally fear fire (duh).

I've locked the door, broke out my super-secret stash of more pizza-rolls, and put on my bootleg copy of Buckaroo Banzai and his Hong Kong Cavaliers. Winning!

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 29, 2019 05:38 PM (U2zca)

218 Breaking:

Knife attacker who killed two on london bridge terror
attack was an islamic extremist released from prison a year ago - and
still wearing ELECTRONIC ANKLE TAG

- Daily Mail

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

219 The party line on the great greening is that the CO2 in our atmosphere is somehow the equivalent of junk food, and the sudden upsurge in vegetation is bad, because it's the equivalent of empty calories for the plants.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2019 05:40 PM (cSguU)

220 What power tools are appropriate for the baby shower?

Wahl clippers of course.

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2019 05:40 PM (FhXTo)

221 Just finished my Post Thanksgiving tradition of putting up the outdoor Christmas lights!

With Christmas Music blaring! Yule be Swinging, a collection of 30's swingtime Christmas songs.

And yes, Santa Hat on.

Neighbor women were laughing, neighbor men were cussing, because now they have to put up THEIR lights!

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 05:40 PM (NgKpN)

222 Did Mr O'spades's family from Endor make it to the wedding?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2019 05:41 PM (CwmMt)

223 Hon, what did you do with the baby?

Nothing, I was raking the yard and he just disappeared.

Check the recycle bin, dipshit.

Love you too, Sweetcakes.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

224 Breaking:

Knife attacker who killed two on london bridge terror

attack was an islamic extremist released from prison a year ago - and

still wearing ELECTRONIC ANKLE TAG

- Daily Mail

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

Diversity at its finest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 05:42 PM (B79RR)

225 Breaking:

Knife attacker who killed two on london bridge terror
attack was an islamic extremist released from prison a year ago - and
still wearing ELECTRONIC ANKLE TAG

- Daily Mail
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

Those Bobbies are clever. The knew where he was. genius!

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 05:42 PM (aS1PU)

226 Screaming Heard From Cowboys Locker Room Following Thanksgiving Day Loss

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Maybe prayer would help.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 05:43 PM (+y/Ru)

227 Instead of showing some class, the fired SECNAV Spencer wrote an op-ed."

Spencer's op-ed was pathetic. He wrote of the "military justice community" or something, but he seems completely blind to the fact that the Pardon Process exists (whether inside the military or outside) because we recognize that there are times when "The Process" goes bad, and we allow someone at the top, who will be held Politically responsible by the voters, to override "the process" and show mercy to the accused.

Although this power, of course, dates back to the old Monarchies, it is worth noting that virtually *every* society has found that this process is worth keeping as a social safety valve, to avoid a public injustice. That's why it was included in the Constitution.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 05:44 PM (Kpl3J)

228 As per two threads ago watching episode 1 of Danger UXB

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

229 Breaking:

Knife attacker who killed two on london bridge terror
attack was an islamic extremist released from prison a year ago - and
still wearing ELECTRONIC ANKLE TAG
............

Mayor Sadiq Khan must be SO embarrassed.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

230 Screaming Heard From Cowboys Locker Room Following Thanksgiving Day Loss

Jerry Jones brought his otter.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:45 PM (arJlL)

231 Melania is just such a wonderful First Lady. It is absolutely enraging how shittily she's being treated.

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Melania: Epitome of class

Mooch: Epitome of trash

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 05:46 PM (+y/Ru)

232 Mayor Sadiq Khan must be SO embarrassed.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

He hasn't got it in him to feel shame. He's probably indignant.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 05:46 PM (t+qrx)

233 Wait. I've been gone. Ace got married? And he's pregnant??

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 05:47 PM (lwiT4)

234 Cambridge academic, 21, is appalled after a 'large group of men' burst into laughter as she was collecting award for her research on sexual harassment

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7723815/ Sexual-harassment-researcher-laughed- large-group-men-work-won-award.html

Posted by: Podesta Epstein's Comet Island Daycare at November 29, 2019 05:48 PM (/YAUo)

235 That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Sounds like England needs to read a certain document some smart guys wrote a long time ago.

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 05:48 PM (NgKpN)

236 "Wait. I've been gone. Ace got married? And he's pregnant??"

That's just ONE of the rumors on the street.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:49 PM (cqNba)

237 Mayor Sadiq Khan must be SO embarrassed.

Embarrassed? No.

Proud of his muzzie buds for killing some infidels? You'd better believe it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:49 PM (HaL55)

238 The Hague attacker of North African Decent. Hmm, seems to be a common thread with all these incidents. Wonder what it could be?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 05:50 PM (O/X1S)

239 Ace? Married? Any truth to the rumor it was Gabe Malor?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

240 They'll leave when all the booze and food are gone, right?

Drink up and chow down!

(or, go shut off the main breaker?)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 05:12 PM

Play "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".

On repeat.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 05:51 PM (r6GXX)

241 SIL just put on "The Little Mermaid" for her grandkids on the pay Disney thingy. Warning message: "This movie has depictions of tobacco use."

Don't think the grandkids can read yet, but good to know.? Can't inculcate soon enough.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 05:51 PM (Dhht7)

242 low blow.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 05:51 PM (O/X1S)

243 "Hmm, seems to be a common thread with all these incidents. Wonder what it could be?"

NRA membership?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:52 PM (cqNba)

244 233
Wait. I've been gone. Ace got married? And he's pregnant??

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 05:47 PM (lwiT4)
Twins.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 05:52 PM (14URa)

245 Play "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".

On repeat.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 05:51 PM (r6GXX)

Put the Spinning Seal video up on the big screen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 05:52 PM (Kpl3J)

246 I'm going to drink to Mrs. Ace 'O Spades, real or not. Skal!!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 05:52 PM (lwiT4)

247 Cambridge academic, 21, is appalled after a 'large group of men' burst into laughter as she was collecting award for her research on sexual harassment

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Probably not as cool as the major award in A Christmas Story, anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 05:53 PM (+y/Ru)

248 "Hmm, seems to be a common thread with all these incidents. Wonder what it could be?"

NRA membership?

Amish horses and buggys?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:53 PM (HaL55)

249
The Hague attacker of North African Decent. Hmm,
seems to be a common thread with all these incidents. Wonder what it
could be?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 05:50 PM (O/X1S)

Amish?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 05:54 PM (B79RR)

250 SIL just put on "The Little Mermaid" for her grandkids on the pay Disney thingy. Warning message: "This movie has depictions of tobacco use."...
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 05:51 PM (Dhht7)

With stupid "warnings" like this, I wonder what the current generation of snowflakes' kids will be like.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 05:54 PM (aS1PU)

251 I'm going to drink to Mrs. Ace 'O Spades, real or not. Skal!!
Posted by: grammie winger

I'll join ya !

Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 05:55 PM (arJlL)

252
low blow.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 05:51 PM (O/X1S)

Oops. Sorry, didn't see you standing there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 05:55 PM (HaL55)

253 Skal !

*clink*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 05:55 PM (JwHjN)

254 Hiya JT! I have Vodka and Blackberry Lemonade. Skal!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

255 248 "Hmm, seems to be a common thread with all these incidents. Wonder what it could be?"

NRA membership?

Amish horses and buggys?

MAGA hats?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 05:55 PM (+QYmp)

256 The Hague attacker of North African Decent. Hmm,

seems to be a common thread with all these incidents. Wonder what it

could be?

Posted by: Infidel

We're as baffled as anyone!

Posted by: The MFM at November 29, 2019 05:56 PM (LOq4H)

257 * clinks with sock_rat_eez*

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 05:56 PM (lwiT4)

258 low blow.

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Incidentally, AtC's least favorite song? Itsy Bitsy Spider.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 05:57 PM (+y/Ru)

259 Yew!
Hannah Barron
Yew! Yew!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0_6IUDifi2Q

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 05:57 PM (4QN1g)

260 Mayor Sasquid Kahn translates to David Dinkins in English

Posted by: Regular joe at November 29, 2019 05:57 PM (6/uwW)

261 "The Hague attacker of North African Decent. Hmm,

seems to be a common thread with all these incidents. Wonder what it

could be?

Posted by: Infidel

We're as baffled as anyone!"

We're stumped as well.

Posted by: London Metropolitan Police at November 29, 2019 05:58 PM (cqNba)

262 Went grocery shopping. Thanksgiving hasn't changed assholes behavior. Assholes gotta be assholes.

Glad I'm home.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 05:58 PM (VqhL9)

263 More turkey

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 05:58 PM (cqNba)

264 Hiya JT! I have Vodka and Blackberry Lemonade. Skal!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 05:55 PM (lwiT4)
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Ooh, that sounds good. Goes well with lutefisk, I take it?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:59 PM (/669Q)

265 Dang, prediction, Cougs 21, Huskies 42. Now where the hell did I leave that vodka...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 05:59 PM (LOq4H)

266 I see there isn't much to say about Amazon.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 05:59 PM (1g7ch)

267 With stupid "warnings" like this, I wonder what the current generation of snowflakes' kids will be like.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 05:54

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Retards.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 05:59 PM (Dhht7)

268 Mrs. Ace O Spades is The United States of America.

Whom I will not sit idly by while she is being impugned.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2019 05:59 PM (M0u+N)

269 Cats on my lap otherwise I would join grammie

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

270 American's first socialist republic
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Reminds one of AOC's famous comment, 'America wasn't founded on capitalism'.

No, sweetie, it wasn't, but whoever selectively fed you that bit of history (deliberately, I suspect) did not tell you the rest of the inconvenient story. I.e., the socialist/communal experiments failed...all of them...and there were many.

I'm not about to recount all of the examples, but New Harmony, Indiana comes to mind.

The most glaring examples are the 'Homestead Communities' financed by FDR during the depression. I forget the number, 75? 100? They all failed as communal organizations.

The most apparent being Arthurdale, WV. That place enjoyed Eleanor Roosevelt's personal attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 06:00 PM (fZcn6)

271 Those Demotard Senators have zero concept of what Commander-In-Chief means.

Hope the horde had a Thanksgiving as wonderful as mine was.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 29, 2019 06:00 PM (iiT9X)

272 "Gangsta" is about 180 degrees from me.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 05:31 PM

Ahem. Let's examine the other 180 degrees to get an 'all-around' picture.

Photographic proof of your burning a donut while parking on one of the AoSHQ auxiliary parking lots was published on an ONT.

Let's not forget the numerous tales of your time in the Big House that have appeared at various times.

And your near-legendary abilities of shiv-crafting.

Indeed, I have personal knowledge of such, having been most fortunate to obtain one at the TxMoMe. Not only is it an exemplar of cutlery, it glows with a Cherenkov light whenever a presence from the Dark Side is detected, for example if I surf over to Democratic Underground.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

273 We're as baffled as anyone!"

We're stumped as well.

Posted by: London Metropolitan Police at November 29, 2019 05:58 PM (cqNba)

Better check some "right wing" websites and round up the usual suspects

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 06:00 PM (B79RR)

274 I was staring out the window while the last of mashed taters were being microwaved... it's snowing. Great.

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 06:00 PM (gP/Z3)

275 I have Vodka and Blackberry Lemonade. Skal!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

That sounds so swanky, grammie! Skal!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 06:00 PM (14URa)

276 bluebell - ve haf to saave da lutefisk fer tree mor weeeks.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 06:01 PM (lwiT4)

277 Hiya Peaches! Happy Friday/ Thanksgiving!! Hope you had a nice one.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2019 06:02 PM (lwiT4)

278 Spencer's op-ed was pathetic. He wrote of the
"military justice community" or something, but he seems completely blind
to the fact that the Pardon Process exists (whether inside the military
or outside) because we recognize that there are times when "The
Process" goes bad, and we allow someone at the top, who will be held
Politically responsible by the voters, to override "the process" and
show mercy to the accused.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 05:44 PM (Kpl3J)

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This is the same "military justice community" that attempted to spy on the defense counsel and in the process inserted a virus into multiple DoD computer systems.

And then awarded itself medals.

Yeah, that dude is no great loss.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 29, 2019 06:03 PM (cfSRQ)

279 nood

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 06:03 PM (O/X1S)

280 Better check some "right wing" websites and round up the usual suspects

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Seems to be the default position.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 06:03 PM (LOq4H)

281 Arkansas is seconds away from their 19th straight SEC loss. Two and ten for the year.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 29, 2019 06:04 PM (sWM8x)

282 How will we ever survive depictions of tobacco use?

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always asks... at November 29, 2019 06:06 PM (EgshT)

283 willowed again

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always asks... at November 29, 2019 06:06 PM (EgshT)

284 Indeed, I have personal knowledge of such, having been most fortunate to obtain one at the TxMoMe. Not only is it an exemplar of cutlery, it glows with a Cherenkov light whenever a presence from the Dark Side is detected, for example if I surf over to Democratic Underground.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 06:00 PM (DMUuz)
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Everything you said is false EXCEPT that you have a gen-yoo-ine shiv autographed by me. Don't you dare go over to DU or I'll tell it to attack!

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 06:07 PM (/669Q)

285 We need the House to act to provide needed transparency and restore confidence in our military's justice system by holding a hearing into this matter.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee

LOLGF!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 05:05 PM (+QYmp)

It may surprise some people that the military is composed of a broad cross-section of American society - all kinds of people are in the military. There are very few things these people have in common
- some interest in the military
- getting a paycheck
- tolerance for a virtual caste authoritarian society which they chose to live.

People should expect to hear from some vets and long term current members that they are OK with all kinds of things that would mortify those former subjects of the soviet block. Just last week I had a retired AF enlisted guy I work with tell me that the President should not be tampering with 'nonjudicial punishment. All I could say at the time was that the Admiral that does not understand who the CiC is and what "pardon' means should have the book thrown at him. This was enough to shut down the discussion, but I really wanted to know how the hell he got to the military being independent of the/this President....

The real Kill Shot was to be, "No problem Bro, I get it, Party Above all Else. No reason to be ashamed, most real fascists wear it on their sleeve, very stylish sleeves."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 06:17 PM (1g7ch)

286 Nobody has jack shit to say when the president pardons a criminal turkey.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it: All turkeys are criminals and should be rendered by professionals.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 06:37 PM (wo3c/)

287 BTW, assuming a squirrel cage blower, the load will go down as less air is moved, i.e., less load.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 06:57 PM

You got that right!.
BTW, has anyone seen my blueprints?

Posted by: Isaac Edward Leibowitz at November 29, 2019 07:46 PM (r6GXX)

288 Wrong thread joke fail.

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