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Saturday Morning Coffee Break
We interrupt this Coffee Break for breakfast.
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Day 3 of the Thanksgiving Weekend. Here are a few things that didn't get much attention this past week here at the AoSHQ.
Now, let's have that cup of coffee.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:32 AM (65i3Q)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:32 AM (/ZR1Z)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:33 AM (/ZR1Z)
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:34 AM (65i3Q)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:34 AM (/ZR1Z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:35 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: yeah, me at November 30, 2019 08:36 AM (IRGhF)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:36 AM (/ZR1Z)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 08:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 08:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:38 AM (/ZR1Z)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 08:40 AM (9dTMN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 08:40 AM (JwHjN)
Later today will meet up with fellow Morons.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (Dc2NZ)
Maybe because there is no penalty for doing so?
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (cEsBM)
Does it matter? They will all betray you. Given enough time and the right circumstance, they will all betray you. I don't know how Trump maintains his equanimity.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (X/Pw5)
Eating season has begun! It's a free-for-all at my house from now until January 1. Then we go back to keto, lose 15-20 lbs in preparation for next year's eating season. Life is good.
Posted by: April at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (H8QX
A billion dollars and a wife that looks like Melania will do that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:43 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:43 AM (Dc2NZ)
He just fell in with the wrong crowd.
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (Dc2NZ)
Identified only as Luckasz by The Times of London, the man works at Fishmongers Hall, setting up events and managing workers there and is originally from Poland.
Being stabbed didnt stop him giving him a beating. Luckasz is a hero.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Isophorone at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (Nrz1h)
He just fell in with the wrong crowd.
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (Tnijr)
Is that the dog pissing asshole? Yeah a real sweet kid I am sure?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (cEsBM)
And I have another party today, groan. (Waddles over to the fridge to see if any there's any leftover pecan pie, anyway.)
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:46 AM (65i3Q)
Being stabbed didnt stop him giving him a beating. Luckasz is a hero."
Just doing the jobs that Londoners won't do.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:46 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (H8QX
A billion dollars and a wife that looks like Melania will do that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (cEsBM)
Maybe not having to maintain a pretense that you didn't campaign on a bunch of fucking lies to gull the base is what doesn't prematurely age him in office.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (cEsBM)
Sure hope the charges against him of theft of narwhal relics and attacking an innocent passerby don't result in too much jail time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (cqNba)
Tell me about it https://tinyurl.com/u7m6pry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (aA3+G)
Maybe not having to maintain a pretense that you didn't campaign on a bunch of fucking lies to gull the base is what doesn't prematurely age him in office.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB) "
Makes a lot of sense to me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: klaftern at November 30, 2019 08:48 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)
When you tell the truth, you don't have to remember the specific lies you told each particular group so you don't contradict yourself the next time you meet with them.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Isophorone at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (Nrz1h)
I had 2 brownies. The Mid-Kid made brownies from scratch. They
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (aA3+G)
That Egg Bowl finish was one of the best so far this season. And today's Iron Bowl will probably be another good one, too. I sure hope my Beloved Crimson Tide can pull one out. Jones is a good QB or else he wouldn't be on the team, but he's never faced Auburn's defense before.
Roll Tide!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (cqNba)
Is that the dog pissing asshole? Yeah a real sweet kid I am sure?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (cEsBM)
This whole story just amazes me. If I were his mother I'd die of shame.
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (65i3Q)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:51 AM (87EdW)
Went to grocery store at six today while it was raining. No one was there. Very nice experience. Would have gone earlier, but alcohol sales don't start until six.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 30, 2019 08:51 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)
This.
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (65i3Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (cqNba)
I made a vow to never reside above the Mason-Dixon Line, but the global warming is driving me even farther south!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (m45I2)
She appeared at an opioid crisis event here, and was roundly boo'd.
Didn't even phase her, as she took the opportunity to mention the beauty of the true concept of free speech.
She did depart to applause, and appreciation for her attendance.
Baltimore did manage to look like a Dick Town though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (cqNba)
I hope he didn't have any children. For their sake and the gene pool.
Stewpid bastard!
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 08:53 AM (cknjq)
Something is wrong with that millennial's medulla oblongata.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2019 08:53 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:53 AM (87EdW)
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (65i3Q)
I have the feeling that if you were his mother, he'd never dream of doing anything like this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:54 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Don at November 30, 2019 08:54 AM (CT2ag)
???
Yeah I am sure Hamas is crest fallen that some concrete blew up? Some deterence ya got there Bibi
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:54 AM (cEsBM)
Is it because I order a small instead of saying "tall?"
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 30, 2019 08:55 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (aA3+G)
There's a reason I live here.
https://tinyurl.com/t5yqyk4
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 08:55 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (65i3Q)
I have the feeling that if you were his mother, he'd never dream of doing anything like this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:54 AM (BiNEL)
Lets not kid ourselves that behavior like this is not a cultural thing. It is. But of course the MSM is to PC to point that out
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:56 AM (cEsBM)
Used to be that football stars were role models, like Cowboys' Roger Staubach. Now, role models for thug life.
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:56 AM (/ZR1Z)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:57 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (BiNEL)
When Comey was trying to juggle multiple lies in appearing before the congress critters, he had to be constantly worried about that even with a press unwilling to draw attention to the inconsistencies and a gaggle of McCain level dumbass inquisitors.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:57 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (m45I2)
You can see the sun and a moon at the same time!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 08:58 AM (JFO2v)
That "performance" was inexcusable. He lost the game, plain and simple. He'll go down in Ole Miss history, but for all the wrong reasons. I don't know how he'll ever be able to show his face in public after that. Also doesn't speak well for the head coach.
What a maroon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 30, 2019 08:58 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2019 08:58 AM (MmFTx)
******
I've been hearing this construct a lot lately. It almost seems like it's deployed as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Fact of the matter is that if you are defending your actions by saying that's not who you are, chances are that IS who you are. Own it.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM (JFO2v)
Strange world
Those robot dogs are both terrify me (they have an arm!) and make me want to pet them
Posted by: VM's phone at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM (G546f)
Re: location. If there are no palm trees, I have no bidness there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:01 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2019 09:01 AM (aA3+G)
I'm having it in the high-tech "Ember" cup our daughter gave me, the cup sits on a charger saucer until you use it, I have it set to maintain 135 degrees, keeps it at that right to the last sip.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 30, 2019 09:03 AM (+fPHo)
it's deployed as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Fact of the matter is
that if you are defending your actions by saying that's not who you are,
chances are that IS who you are. Own it.
Yeah, that is who he is. That's exactly who he is or he wouldn't have even thought about showing his ass like that on TV.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 30, 2019 09:03 AM (HaL55)
Okay, I'll take the approach that the accusation fails because ad hominem argument; he is just using "cult" as a hate word.
Other than loyalty toward the President, Trump supporters do not display any of the behaviors associated with "cults" in the usually accepted meaning of the word. No weird psychological recruitment strategies or manipulation of members is the main one, imho.
People are loyal to Trump because he is loyal to them and their interests.
People support Trump because of informed self interest, based on his proven success in improving their lives and maintaining the country.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:04 AM (JwHjN)
American democracy is rapidly sinking into tyrannical rule. ("Presidential 'SEAL Order, Nov 26).
A man who never experienced the horrors of war because he successfully evaded the draft now sees fit to usurp the U.S, military code of justice and pardon convicted war criminals, Army 1st Lt. Clint Torrrance and Army Major Matthew Golsteyn, and reverse the demotion of Navy SEAL Edward Gallagher.
President Trump described the SEALS as Good men" sending an unmistakable message that indiscriminate killing by U.S. soldiers could continue with impunity.
What then stops the president from ordering war crimes abd then pardoning the perpetrators? Wake up, Republicans. Your leader has lost his sanity.
Tejinder Uberol
Los Altos. Calif.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:04 AM (WI7YS)
Since no one has contacted me about rickl's cat, I guess I'll be using the last of the money in his meal acct. to donate to Toys for Tots. Unless there are objections. Speak now or forever hold your pieces!
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 09:05 AM (cF8AT)
And....a bully.
Good thing we didn't elect him to be resident.
https://fxn.ws/2DsKOFM
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:06 AM (cqNba)
A whole truckload of stupid right there.
Morning Fen.
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:06 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 09:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Bless you my child.
Posted by: Frankie at November 30, 2019 09:08 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:08 AM (/ZR1Z)
He'll have another career as an aspiring rapper.
Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2019 09:10 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM
Probably hopped up on Cream of Lutefisk soup.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 09:10 AM (DMUuz)
https://fxn.ws/2DsKOFM
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:06 AM (cqNba) "
Somehow I find this story more credible than the first one.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:10 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (cEsBM)
Sure hope the charges against him of theft of narwhal relics and attacking an innocent passerby don't result in too much jail time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
The ASBO order: 100m distance from all Asians and write a apology for historic whaling to be read from a box in the square every Sunday
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:11 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:11 AM (cqNba)
Pssst! This week's insider Trump rally is in the third sacred grove in the National Forest Park. The pass word is "Ukraine"!
Let only the fellow believers know!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:11 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (Z/jzm)
Last I heard a neighbor was taking care of him...going into feed him. Rick's sister was calling shelters but I need to contact her again and found out if she's made any progress.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 09:11 AM (cF8AT)
Can we legalize it for recreational use, and tax it?
For the children.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:12 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Tejinder Uberol at November 30, 2019 09:12 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 09:12 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (WI7YS)
yes, HOWEVER, it is owned by the murdock brothers and I have noticed a definite leftwards march of the Post just like on FOX News. Especially in some of the headlines
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 09:13 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:13 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (Z/jzm)
And the Whine-moms loved him for his looks.
And flocked to vote for him.
Again, purely for his looks.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (89T5c)
Because that's who I am.
I also partook of Black Friday by stopping to order a new laptop. HP this time. I hope it sticks around longer than the last one.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (/+bwe)
Another hero like the "FU, I'm Millwall!" dude.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 09:15 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 09:12 AM (bDqIh)
And Mormons.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 09:15 AM (Dc2NZ)
I don't even know what outfit would do that.
Unless one were to fly with the cat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:15 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:16 AM (WI7YS)
1. Lots of links to "Letters to the Editor" sections of various papers.
2. Berkeley Daily Planet Journalist
Dollars to donuts Tejinder Uberol is not Tejinder's real name.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (/ZR1Z)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (xUvz+)
That was clever of you to think of that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (/ZR1Z)
Juan Valdez
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (cknjq)
FFS
Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.
The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)
Reparations. Hmm...let's see Illinois was a slave state when? Oh that's right it's ultra lefty Evanston virtue signalling again. The same Evanston that has LGBTQRSTUVXYZ indoctrination even in pre-school. Shitholes are going to shithole
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (unSw9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:19 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Tejinder Uberol at November 30, 2019 09:19 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2019 09:20 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 09:20 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:20 AM (/ZR1Z)
Probably too big, but I really like my 12 cup Hamilton Beach Brew Station. I think HB has smaller ones.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:20 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:21 AM (cqNba)
LOL.
Yes, no doubt "urinalists" are sent to flood various papers with the anti Trump talking points.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:21 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (flINI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)
Substantial EEOC and HR Staff resources will be required to ensure program success, of course!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (xUvz+)
___________________
Why can't these dumb-asses understand that the Commander in Chief of the U.S. Armed Forces CAN'T "usurp the U.S. military code of justice" by pardoning convicted war criminals? That's like arguing that the U.S. Supreme Court is "usurping" the U.S. criminal code by issuing a ruling over-turning some criminal's conviction. IT'S THEIR DAMN JOB, DUMMY!!! Just because you don't agree with the decision, that doesn't make the decision a crime.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Tejinder Uberol at November 30, 2019 09:19 AM (Tnijr)
*****
Ha! That's serendipitous!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:23 AM (m45I2)
Well, there's that place that makes the worlds best cheese steaks.
*Ducks.....runs*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:23 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (/ZR1Z
I really like my Ninja, but it's probably too big. My suggestion is, probably doesn't matter too much what brand, but definitely get a thermal carafe.
Posted by: April at November 30, 2019 09:23 AM (OX9vb)
********
Don't forget... he also taxed the rain.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 09:24 AM (flINI)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:25 AM (/ZR1Z)
The Duce, you say!!!
Posted by: Pre-Law Leftists Everywhere at November 30, 2019 09:25 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM
The SCA (Specialty Coffee Association) approved list is a good place to start.
I'd duckduckgo that, but here's one to get you started:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2zh3wt4
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 09:25 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tejinder Uberol at November 30, 2019 09:25 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 09:24 AM (flINI)
They are taxing the rain here in NJ also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 09:26 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Pre-Law Leftists Everywhere at November 30, 2019 09:26 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:26 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:27 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:28 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2019 09:28 AM (FhXTo)
Probably got the idea from our drunk Irishman down here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:28 AM (cqNba)
Not to be outdone, Londone bridge terror attack thwarted by guy yelling, "Fuck you, I'm Narwhal!", as he fights off knife-wielding jihadi with a Narwhal tusk.
Hopefully these guys are an inpiration.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:29 AM (1CjJc)
A man who never experienced the horrors of war because he successfully evaded the draft
They had no problem with Clinton.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:29 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DaveA
*******
That line sounds like the end of a Hemingway novel...
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (/ZR1Z)
Juan Valdez
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (cknjq)
Lol!
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 09:30 AM (65i3Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)
Substantial EEOC and HR Staff resources will be required to ensure program success, of course!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (BiNEL)
Head Start for adults, most of them their baby mommas had them in Head Start as utes.
What's next, Head Start for Seniors.....
Cradle to grave, just like a plantation.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2019 09:31 AM (Z+IKu)
Probably a nom de plume for a lefty prpaganda org.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:32 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:32 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:32 AM (/ZR1Z)
I love this place. Non-sexually."
Remember, if you go with Juan, the donkey is part of the team.
Might need a bigger counter-top.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (cqNba)
Are you ready for all the lovely "immigrants" to have children, and demand money be spent on their citizen children, and not your SS and Medicare? 76% of you are still alive, so not right away, but...
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 30, 2019 09:35 AM (mIJ9W)
It's long passed time for a national conversation on common sense millennial control.
Seriously. Look up how many of the last
They are in need of serious deprogramming and conditioning with life and coping skills.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:35 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (4thlk)
"You didn't build that!" Comes to mind.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (oVJmc)
FFS
Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.
The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)
I've spent decades voting against, and speaking out against, Big Government, and frankly, they've worn me down. I'm now joining with the Big Gov people, at least in principle. I'm going to try to use government as my own petty, vindictive tool for ruining those who think differently. So I'm agreeing with the pot tax increase in principle, but I'm proposing to raise the tax to $1000/ounce. If you oppose that, what kind of a racist are you?
Posted by: Ted K. at November 30, 2019 09:37 AM (1xjw9)
Posted by: News @10 at November 30, 2019 09:38 AM (vqIkG)
It's for the chirrun.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:39 AM (oVJmc)
To be fair, I think they only want to kill enough of us to forcefully make the point that they are in total control. They know they will need a lot of us to use as serfs and as a source of tax revenue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:40 AM (BiNEL)
Are you ready for all the lovely "immigrants" to have children, and demand money be spent on their citizen children, and not your SS and Medicare? 76% of you are still alive, so not right away, but...
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (Fxgkp)
Hahaha....joke is on you Tide Pod. There ain't gonna be no Social Security Ponzi Scheme to pay for your asses so start saving today. Better get to liking the taste of Boomer ass while you can because your soaking in it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2019 09:41 AM (Z+IKu)
Might need a bigger counter-top.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (cqNba)
Instead of coffee filters you have to change his serape!
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 09:41 AM (65i3Q)
Saving ain't going to do them any good when the dollar collapses, and it will.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (4thlk)
Not all millenials are stupid and lazy.
Not all boomers are upstanding patriotic supporters of the Constitution, freedom and hard work.
And the broad brush treatments are not necessarily helping the argument.
On either side.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba)
Are you ready for all the lovely "immigrants" to have children, and demand money be spent on their citizen children, and not your SS and Medicare? 76% of you are still alive, so not right away, but...
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (Fxgkp) "
Never doubted for a moment that that was the subtext of "OK, Boomer".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:45 AM (JwHjN)
Millenial
Tide Pod
And various other insults and references have been known to escape my lips.
So I'm not exactly pure as the driven snow in that respect, either.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:45 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (oVJmc)
They used to attend swinger parties with Alice, Sam the Butcher, and Hop Sing. Hazel went just occasionally.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 09:46 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba)
Meh. Boomers fucked up a lot. Millenials are fucking up a lot on crack. It's ok to point that out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:47 AM (1CjJc)
"Even tough kids drink coffee"?
I thought it was only the tough kids drank coffee.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (4thlk)
Even kids with chickenpox like hotdogs. Armour hotdogs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 09:48 AM (dQ1sa)
Not all millenials are stupid and lazy.
Not all boomers are upstanding patriotic supporters of the Constitution, freedom and hard work.
And the broad brush treatments are not necessarily helping the argument.
On either side.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba) "
Truth !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:48 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 09:48 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:49 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:47 AM (1CjJc)
Gen X FTW
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:49 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 09:50 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:51 AM (cqNba)
The cats were housebound for three nights, so I know they were anxious to get out, yet Screaming Yellow Cat let me sleep two extra hours.
Bonus: Blue skies, sun shining, heading for 60+° today.
And I've got my first cup of coffee. I've had worse moments.
Daughter just texted that her 12yo coffee machine gurgled fatally this morning.
Posted by: mindful webworker - at first at November 30, 2019 09:51 AM (WyqH5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:51 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:51 AM (B7KlG)
It's the old man
Who's got all the money
And a young man
Ain't got nothin' in the world these days, I say
Ain't got nothin'
Ain't got sweet fuck all!.......
Posted by: Zombie Mose Allison at November 30, 2019 09:52 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Folgers Crystals at November 30, 2019 09:53 AM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 09:53 AM (dQ1sa)
His timing is exquisite, and what's more, he has nothing to fear - what can libs say about him that they haven't already said? What can they do that they haven't already done?
https://tinyurl.com/so8tq3x
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 09:54 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2019 09:54 AM (C7XCh)
Posted by: Folgers Crystals
Kelly kettle, nescafe black, and at least 5mi to the nearest human being.
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:55 AM (B7KlG)
Seriously, fuck trying to please these cunts. If it wasn't this it would be he didn't serve in combat. Or if in combat he didn't get a Purple Heart. Or if he got a Purple Heart he didn't lose a limb.
There's no satisfactory answer so why try? They want us all dead or in re-education camps anyway.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 09:56 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:49 AM (cknjq)
GenX are the parents of participation trophy millenials. They are not blameless, IMO. I think they have seen the mistakes of boomers and millenials and are trying to instill some sanity, at least.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:56 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at November 30, 2019 09:58 AM (EgshT)
Biden for the way he was treated in his confirmation. Wait's over, and
boy, is THIS going to piss the liberals off!
His timing is exquisite, and what's more, he has nothing to fear -
what can libs say about him that they haven't already said? What can
they do that they haven't already done?
https://tinyurl.com/so8tq3x
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 09:54 AM (V2Yro)
Best served cold and all like that. CT was biden his time.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 09:58 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: Folgers Crystals
Kelly kettle, nescafe black, and at least 5mi to the nearest human being.
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:55 AM (B7KlG)
Cup at a time drip coffee filter holders, #2 cone filters, and coffee of choice and at least 5mi to the nearest human being. Or on your countertop. Been about 10 years making coffee like this. Perfect cup, every time.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:59 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2019 10:00 AM (wo3c/)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 10:01 AM (Fxgkp)
As a child of the '50s, I just think, has Dr. Spock been mentioned? Talk about ruining a generation...!
Posted by: mindful webworker - when at second you still don't succeed... at November 30, 2019 10:02 AM (WyqH5)
so that's why they're crying crocodile tears about "the process", even though every ordinary American loves seeing the President showing mercy to those who love us and served us, instead of to traitors.
for all their whining about "process" Trump has once again chosen the path that is overwhelmingly supported by and popular with ordinary American voters. I think his critics know this, and it makes them even madder.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 10:03 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Great Value Instant Coffee and Lukewarm Tapwater at November 30, 2019 10:03 AM (vqIkG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:59 AM (1CjJc) "
Mostly how I do it here.
But I have an immersion heater and a jar of Medaglia D'Oro instant too, all depends on the circumstances.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 10:03 AM (JwHjN)
It was all that "Logic is Supreme!" BS. He should have listened to his mother, shown the kids some heart every now and then.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 10:04 AM (V2Yro)
millenials. They are not blameless, IMO. I think they have seen the
mistakes of boomers and millenials and are trying to instill some
sanity, at least.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:56 AM (1CjJc)
---
Not really.
The millennials are the children of Late Boomers. I know because my oldest daughter is definitely a millennial by birth year, but at the parent gatherings I was always the youngest present. Now the meetings are more in my demographic.
Not coincidentally, the Gen Z types are ruthless, cynical, mean and wickedly funny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:04 AM (cfSRQ)
As a child of the '50s, I just think, has Dr. Spock been mentioned? Talk about ruining a generation...!
Dude, Star Trek was in the 60s.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 10:06 AM (oVJmc)
Biden filed a request to seal all financial records in the paternity case in Arkansas this week, the Daily Mail reported.
Bidens lawyers argue that media organizations have been covering the case, and that the likelihood his personal financial records could be used in an inappropriate or malicious manner for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with these proceedings is exceedingly high and should not be tolerated by the court, according to the records obtained by the Mail.
Talk about the chutzpah of any democrat making that argument after what they are trying to do to PDT. The balls on those assholes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 10:06 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: 6 people around a table pointing at each other at November 30, 2019 10:07 AM (vqIkG)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2019 10:07 AM (kauXV)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 10:07 AM (m45I2)
Coffee, at last. Bad coffee, but coffee. And a breakfast burrito.
Delilah was Best Owner-Handled in Breed, that's it. Now to wait till 1:45 for groups.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:08 AM (9dTMN)
The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's star is
rising. That level of alternate reality is beyond narrative. It is
turning reality on its head. Sure its a small thing, but it's a sign of
just how radical the media have become for the Democrats cause.
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 10:01 AM (Fxgkp)
I saw that too. The media believes that reality is whatever they say it is no matter how insane it is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 10:08 AM (unSw9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - when at second you still don't succeed... at November 30, 2019 10:02 AM (WyqH5)
Yup....it was the Pon Farr that did it. Amok Time or then you get Plak Tow and all hell breaks loose.
Like Baltimore on a Saturday night.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:10 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:11 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mindful webworker - mermaid unicorns at November 30, 2019 10:11 AM (WyqH5)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:04 AM (cfSRQ)
Yeah, really. I have seen with my own eyes genX' kids brought up in the indoc centers with all the crazy participation trophy stuff.
Of course generation speak being a generalization and then making generalizations of generalizations, there are bound to be outliers, especially at the fringes of what is classed in each generation.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:11 AM (1CjJc)
Talk about the chutzpah of any democrat making that argument after what they are trying to do to PDT. The balls on those assholes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 10:06 AM (cEsBM)
I've never seen a positive endgame for what the dumbest retard to crawl out of Scranton is trying to pull. I guess when your life has been one extended grift you start believing you're untouchable.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:08 AM (9dTMN)
Watched some of Nat'l Dog Show from Philly....196 breeds present...wow!
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
*********
I just got off a cruise and I can confirm. People do in fact suck. Given a crowds situation it is ALWAYS a race to the bottom.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:13 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
Except millenials.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:13 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (y7DUB) "
Well, to be fair, nothing has happened yet to prove him wrong, either.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 10:14 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:14 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2019 10:15 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:15 AM (VqhL9)
Her Majesty's knee is still crocked so I did the handling, to no good effect. It's not hard to do but hard to do well and I don't often do it unless the halt, lame and blind are unavailable. Compared to Her Majesty handling it's like trying to reproduce the Mona Lisa using a paint roller.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (9dTMN)
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
That's hurtful. I'm calling the police!
Posted by: 9th year Sociology Grad student at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:14 AM (BiNEL)
********
Believe it or not it would probably be better than what I just suffered through. There would have been far fewer people on a Cap'n Kristol Kruise.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:15 AM (VqhL9)
Robot tailor. A job for the next generation.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:15 AM (VqhL9) "
12ga sabot slugs.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (JwHjN)
kids brought up in the indoc centers with all the crazy participation
trophy stuff.
Of course generation speak being a generalization and then making
generalizations of generalizations, there are bound to be outliers,
especially at the fringes of what is classed in each generation.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:11 AM (1CjJc)
---
My generalizations are authoritive, yours are not. Hope that clears things up.
Anyway, what interests me is that I'm in a very, very liberal town and the pushback from the kids here is intriguing. There is definitely a sense that snowflake culture is stupid and the gender obsession is a waste of time.
I will also note that Gen Xers are probably the least cohesive age cohort out there, because the monoculture was breaking up as they came of age. The Gen Z kids are even worse in this respect, since some are Arch-Snowflakes while others grew up watching South Park.
Interesting times ahead.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
With proper training, fresh fruit will due.
https://youtu.be/tnjYeHBWvKA
Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (yO1kt)
Interestingly, Starbucks is at the forefront of this global battle. There is no discrimination there when it comes to finding baristas willing to serve shitty coffee.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (wo3c/)
Fitting them for pants?
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (vd8XM)
If I gotta wear pants, you bet your ass I will be fighting them in the streets to make sure they don't get any special pants dispensation.
This is an outrage, people!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:19 AM (1CjJc)
Sounds like you did a creditable job if I read that aright, hope she is on the path to full recovery'!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:19 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:19 AM (VqhL9)
Fitting them? For what? Jackets so they don't short out in the rain? And why in the streets? Too large to fit through the doors at WalMart? For what are we preparing? Are we all expected to work retail in the robot fitting industry?
Your post raises so many questions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:19 AM (xkSJa)
people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
*punches Insomniac*
Take that back!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (9dTMN)
Mum's the word, and now's a great time to spend as much as you can on hookers and blow.
Posted by: Hunter Biden's Horoscope at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)
Heh.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (n4y+3)
rising. That level of alternate reality is beyond narrative."
His stardom in the criminal mafia world that is the DNC and half the FBI/CIA is "rising" I guess. Like Bonnie and Clyde's stardom rising when they'd knock off another bank ... but we'll see how long the crime spree continues.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (/ZR1Z)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:23 AM (VqhL9)
Terminator got it wrong I guess. It wont be human form robots that
turn on people they'll have a vague resemblance to canines.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (n4y+3)
---
Speaking of terminators, I find it amusing how Hollywood's idea of a "strong woman" looks pretty much like teenage boy.
Then they came up with Charlie's Angels only starring homely chicks.
By the way, is that Star Wars thing even going to come out on time?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:23 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (gHCnG)
"The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's star is
rising. That level of alternate reality is beyond narrative."
Ha! About as believable as "Chelsea Clinton: Thought Leader."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (/ZR1Z)
Properly done old chap, that's rightly called SURPRISE Anal!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Kay at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
Fighting stigmas? Or sentencing innocent babies to a life of hell?
An AIDS infected Sperm Bank....
Delightful.
What sane human being thinks this way?
Build the Wall!!!
Through the middle of America.
Let them live in their self-inflicted insane 3rd world shithole tyranny and we'll just continue being sane.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (kauXV)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (/ZR1Z)
********
That would certainly be... interesting.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:26 AM (flINI)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:26 AM (1CjJc)
Then they came up with Charlie's Angels only starring homely chicks.- - -
The Year 2019: Where women are androgynous and only drag queens can be (hyper) feminine.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:26 AM (bDqIh)
Quadruped robot predators would make more sense. Anything with a double-suspension gallop will outrun anything on two legs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (9dTMN)
30 seconds of sun on it per day will put a smile on your face.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (f6lTY)
This whole business of reboots reveals just how creatively bankrupt the "creative class" actually is.
The whole point of the original show was that TV was pretty boring, formulaic and there were only three networks, so how do you get decent ratings?
Detective shows were cheap to film and easy to write, so why not do one entirely cast with super-models? Everyone knew what it was, but it worked for a while. It was entirely a product of a specific time and situation.
Doing a send-up was fine, but this notion that somehow one is taking a brave stance by re-writing a schlock TV show is nonsense on stilts.
I for one look forward to the feminist take on Manimal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
Does, that include being an asshole? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (VqhL9)
Probably the wrong attribution, but I think Mark Twain said "the intelligence of a crowd/mob is equal to that of the dumbest person in the crowd divided by the number of people in the crowd!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:28 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM
You're talking about the honey due melon, right?
Posted by: Wives everywhere at November 30, 2019 10:28 AM (38KRt)
rising.
It's no star. It's just an old Santa display set off into a high-arcing trajectory by sewer gas and Uncle Louis' cigar.
Play Ball!
Posted by: Kay at November 30, 2019 10:28 AM (dQ1sa)
You're talking about the honey due melon, right?
Posted by: Wives everywhere at November 30, 2019 10:28 AM (38KRt)
No, Laurie Dhue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:29 AM (9dTMN)
Posted by: Heirloominati at November 30, 2019 10:29 AM (+J//Q)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 10:29 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (KP5rU)
Yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
*laughed nervously*
*Where the hell did he come from?*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (dQ1sa)
Then they came up with Charlie's Angels only starring homely chicks.- - -
The Year 2019: Where women are androgynous and only drag queens can be (hyper) feminine.
Posted by: Lizzy
The SNL character Pat is a role model.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (yO1kt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (9dTMN)
You may think you've seen pouncing, but wait until you see robot predator pouncing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
I seem to be fairly well illiterate when it comes to Generation This or That. I don't know who is who.
The whole notion is a media marketed concept, and since I refuse to participate in media created nonsense, I'm clueless as to which generation is which, beyond the vaguest of terms.
Except yeah, I do enjoy having a go at people on the internet, so I'll rag on millenials now and then, because it's fun to see people overreact.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (hku12)
Have you seen these???
https://preview.tinyurl.com/u3znmz4
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (bDqIh)
It is Vietnamese so any fair-trade, organic, or sustainability is purely accidental. It is tasty, easy to make, and a heartburn in every cup
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (KP5rU)
The SNL character Pat is a role model.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (yO1kt)
---
A mildly amusing skit that somehow became a movie I never saw.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (cfSRQ)
Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.
I thought at first this meant reparations to potheads for all the years of prohibition.
Which I predicted back in the mid-90s.
"Post-Prohib DEA," comic webwork linked in nic
Posted by: mindful webworker - but what about the 600-pound gorilla? at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (WyqH5)
The hardest part will be programming in the pre-pounce butt wiggle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (+J//Q)
people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
*punches Insomniac*
Take that back!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (9dTMN)
*punches Hadrian back*
No.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
Does, that include being an asshole? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (VqhL9)
Sure. It's a well-recognized subcategory.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/u3znmz4
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (bDqIh)
Whoa. I am not amused by those things. I imagine them chasing me. Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
The future of prosthetic limbs looks good though.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
*punches Insomniac*
Take that back!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (9dTMN)
*punches Hadrian back*
No.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
*********
Don't make me pull out my Narwhal Tusk!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:36 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (VqhL9)
Sure. It's a well-recognized subcategory.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)
Excellent! Lets make T-shirts!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (VqhL9)
*******
Polish Ex-President: Hunter Biden Got Burisma Job Due to Family Name
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (+J//Q)
Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (+J//Q)
Yeah, yeah.
Who's laughing now at Our Giant Pointy Tooth of Justice!
Suck it, naked apes with your little, small square corn on the cob eating teeth!
Posted by: The Narwhal at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (kauXV)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)
Is there a whole taxonomy with Latin names!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (BiNEL)
Not all millenials are stupid and lazy.
Not all boomers are upstanding patriotic supporters of the Constitution, freedom and hard work.
And the broad brush treatments are not necessarily helping the argument.
On either side.
Lumping together current college students and those that were college students when the Twin Towers were destroyed doesn't help either.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (iTtBf)
The Year 2019: Where women are androgynous and only drag queens can be (hyper) feminine.
Posted by: Lizzy
The SNL character Pat is a role model.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (yO1kt)
I thought the dark haired one was good looking, and thought she looked familiar... the same chick who was Jasmine in the live action Aladdin movie.
Yeah, she's lovely.
Kristen Stewart seems to be passing her sell-by date, so I guess she's got to play down her looks these days, because they're not going to be around much longer. She is pretty, but the meth head shaggy dog look doesn't work for anybody.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:36 AM (flINI)
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Geez, I walk in and there's already a brawl going on...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (3Z6pZ)
This whole business of reboots reveals just how creatively bankrupt the "creative class" actually is."
While I was getting stuff together this morning, I watched (kind of) "The Flying Guillotine" on El Rey. (well it was on while i did stuff) I noted that it had more actual creativity in it than anything done in the last 10 years, at least. Also, since the Evil Emperor was behind the plot, you realize that the Chinese Government today is Same as it Ever Was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (+J//Q)
I thought it was a Horse.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (VqhL9)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (u82oZ)
Those SNL players at least had a chance to make movies, now that movie comedies are pretty much dead the only hope today's cast members have at having a career post SNL is bit parts in bad sitcoms.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (VqhL9)
The Internet of Things aspect is a bit scary, though!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (BiNEL)
*******
Carter Page files lawsuit against DOJ: Accuses them of "Orwellian overreach" - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (BqBId)
Right? Like giant, headless insects. NO THANKS.
The other thing is those videos of the MIT robot videos where a human-ish one is doing some task, and then one of the lab nerds whacks it with a bat or something to test its stability. Like that's not going to come back and haunt us when the robots become self-aware.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:36 AM
Canadian-origin ones are the highest performing.
Posted by: Peter North at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (38KRt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: April at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (3Z6pZ)
Irishman walking down the street sees two men fighting.
"Is this a private fight or can anyone join in?"
Just jump in CO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Fighting Bobot at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (EgshT)
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Political version of asshole sunning?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:41 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Fighting Robot at November 30, 2019 10:41 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Henry Bibby at November 30, 2019 10:41 AM (XXaRO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (u82oZ)
Love that. Morning.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (xkSJa)
"Is this a private fight or can anyone join in?"
Just jump in CO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (VqhL9)
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*suspicious look*
How'd you know I'm Irish?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (3Z6pZ)
Have a great day, everyone.
Last KSU football game for my peeps to earn money for our Constitution Bee.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba)
Are you new around here?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (bDqIh)
Oh come on, it's not like they'll have internet access or anything!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:43 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (cfSRQ)
The amusement of that material arose from the discomfort of the well-intentioned normal fumbling around trying not to somehow offend.
Now we are all writhing in a Pat skit, but the punishment is social shaming or jail-time, not embarrassment.
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (65i3Q)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (+J//Q)
I thought it was a Horse.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (VqhL9)
Butcher. Not in France.
But thanks for getting the reference!
Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:45 AM (+J//Q)
"Hey, buddy. Can you help a Robot Dog out?
I was looking for the Piggly Wiggly on south-
JUNK PUNCH!!!
Ha ha ha.
Didn't see that coming did-
JUNK PUNCH!!!
Ha ha ha.
Kinda hurts doesn't-
JUNK PUNCH!!!
Okay...okay...I'm done.
But, seriously, where's the Piggly-
JUNK PUNCH!!!
...
...
...
Posted by: Robot Dog Humor at November 30, 2019 10:45 AM (kauXV)
I think a lot of the creativity has migrated to cable/Netflix limited series, cartoons and video games, which are for more than kids.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:45 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
________
Same with Ghostbusters. Remember the early '80s? The meme of the time was the red circle-and-slash. It was everywhere and it always worked, comedically.
At the same time, actors were making the jump from Saturday Night Live to movies (Blues Brothers, Trading Places, etc.) and that was working very well, too.
Don't get me wrong -- Ghostbusters is good -- but what made it a phenomenon was Bill Murray and a red circle-and-slash logo. You can't duplicate that now.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (EiOpn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (3Z6pZ)
Irishman walking down the street sees two men fighting.
"Is this a private fight or can anyone join in?"
Just jump in CO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (VqhL9)
Concealed Carry Narwhal Tusk > surprise anal
Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (+J//Q)
"Oh, you want me to run the dishwasher and turn up the AC? Maybe should have been nicer. . ."
-- Alexa
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:47 AM (bDqIh)
People born in a certain era are shaped by it. The problem is that people try to fine tidy lines ("before 1960") that simply don't fit.
But there are overlapping share experiences. Even though my classmates disagreed on politics, we could still be friends because that was the rule when we grew up. Politics wasn't your whole world.
There's also a divide between pre- and post-internet. Pre- and post-social media.
If you actually had to go to a library to look something up rather than pull it up on your phone, you will see things differently from someone who has never experienced a card catalog, knows that gas once commonly had lead into it and had to keep change on hand to use a pay phone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:48 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:49 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: tits at November 30, 2019 10:50 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:50 AM (3Z6pZ)
those are funny, but they are faked. One of the videos shows how they did it ... put the dots on the joints of a human dong the routine, then use CGMI (I think those are the initials) to replace the human with a robot.
But yeah, when the real ones come out, some millennial prick will use facial recognition to abuse Republicans ... coming to a robot system near you.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 10:50 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: tits at November 30, 2019 10:50 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:45 AM (bDqIh)
video games, yes
sad coz I don't play
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:52 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Robot Dog Humor at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (kauXV)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (G546f)
what made it a phenomenon was Bill Murray and a red circle-and-slash
logo. You can't duplicate that now.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (EiOpn)
I dunno. Think . . . Sean Penn or maybe Shia LaBeouf and the poop emoji?
GOLD, man, ABSOLUTE GOLD!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 10:55 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (G546f)
Me, too. Weird. Can hear the audio just fine , though.
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 10:56 AM (65i3Q)
Eventually, the guy used a device like a laser pointer to paint the robot's control box on the wall and the robot destroyed the control box. (and in essence killed itself).
Anyone remember the name of the story?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 10:57 AM (Y4EXg)
meme of the time was the red circle-and-slash. It was everywhere and it
always worked, comedically.
At the same time, actors were making the jump from Saturday Night
Live to movies (Blues Brothers, Trading Places, etc.) and that was
working very well, too.
Don't get me wrong -- Ghostbusters is good -- but what made it a
phenomenon was Bill Murray and a red circle-and-slash logo. You can't
duplicate that now.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (EiOpn)
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Comedy was equal-opportunity back then.
Tipper Gore got roasted by the left. Now, censorship is good and don't laugh, meanie.
I wonder how things will play out. Trump showed that these people can be beaten and also that they aren't coming from a place of good intentions.
That changes the game a lot.
For example, the old debate about gun control was whether it would lower crime rates. No one's really arguing that any more. It's a punitive measure, pure and simple.
Not a single state has repealed concealed carry because the "Gunfight at the OK Corral" scenario never actually happened.
But the same people are still working on it because it's a holy cause and they hate gun owners.
Again, not sure what comes next.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:57 AM (cfSRQ)
But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (VqhL9)
EAT ME!
[No...wait! That's not what I meant!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (lonOK)
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To be fair, I painted like 15 versions of the Cathedral at Rouen.
Posted by: Claude Monet at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (XVuno)
Ah, at last I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Ok, that was really good Seamus. LOL.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
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Are you looking in my garage? LOL Rags, coffee cans of nuts, bolts and screws. Small pieces of various wood.
Umm, yeah. I do that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (/+bwe)
Yes! :-)
I'm going to press my own paper when the Burning Times come, lol.
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (65i3Q)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 11:01 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2019 11:01 AM (Lqy/e)
EAT ME!
[No...wait! That's not what I meant!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH)
Love. this. Place. It's like ball breakers paradise.Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 11:01 AM (VqhL9)
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Just NO IRISH!
Posted by: Olson Johnson at November 30, 2019 11:02 AM (XVuno)
Flair espresso makers are 15% of this weekend if you are still interested.
flairespresso.com
Posted by: Chris not rock at November 30, 2019 11:02 AM (WO0/g)
I'm laughing about the generational generalizations. I'm GenX with
Silent Generation parents. My peers with Boomer parents didn't
understand my "obsession" with bargain shopping; the ones with SG
parents definitely did.
But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (/+bwe)
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Similar. Dad is pre-boomer, War Baby to be exact. Mom was early Boomer.
Different mentality from later Boomers. Both are total liberals, but personally highly conservative in spending, also despite language about inclusion, rigidly adhere to conventional morality from their era.
I'm a reactionary, partly because I spent a lot of time with my grandparents. I reject the Sexual Revolution because it brought pain and divorce as far as the eye can see. Trying to shelter my kids from it by raising them to be guerilla fighters in hostile terrain. Too early to tell if it works, although all of them are fiercely right to life and know how to use firearms (appropriate to their ages, of course).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:02 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (lonOK)
Cousin !!
Posted by: Heirloominati -CCNT at November 30, 2019 11:03 AM (+J//Q)
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (65i3Q)
Funny and sad, cuz it's true.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 11:03 AM (hku12)
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (/ZR1Z)
Like Bowe Bergdahl and Bradley Manning?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: PlasmaGoat at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (8j6Fo)
this is probably true, but I'd just as soon they stay in Poland and make Poland (and the region) a stronger Western Civ nation.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (Cus5s)
Being of Polish decent, I have sponsored many polish citizens. I
personally think the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration
invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens. I'm not surprised
that it was a Polish immigrant that picked up whatever was close to stop
the London terrorist.
Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (lonOK)
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That reminds me of another generational marker: ethnic jokes.
Growing up it was taken for granted that Poles (aka "Polacks") were idiots, but no one ever explained why. Germans were ruthless, Irish drunks, Jews greedy, French rude, and Poles...stupid.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:05 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (G546f)
Me, too. Weird. Can hear the audio just fine , though.
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If I enlarge them by punching the thingy in the bottom right corner, they play.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 11:05 AM (O/X1S)
Like Russian mobsters and gypsies.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 30, 2019 11:06 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:06 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: PlasmaGoat
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Incur the wrath of Ladyl at your own risk.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 11:06 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
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Of course.
Thrift shops will take such, they bale them and the stuff is sold *as* rags for chopped-up purposes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2019 11:07 AM (2kj6M)
Posted by: PlasmaGoat at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (8j6Fo)
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Piker
Posted by: TequilaOtter at November 30, 2019 11:07 AM (XVuno)
Chris, thanks for alerting me! That's about the best possible discount!
Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (cfSRQ)
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My high school history teacher addressed this issue. He opined it was because every few years the Pole would revolt against their occupiers, whether German or Russian, and get crushed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)
Being of Polish decent, I have sponsored many polish citizens. I personally think the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens.
Just not those Lithuanian bastards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (9dTMN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (9dTMN)
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And no Uzbeks
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:09 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (G546f)
Me, too. Weird. Can hear the audio just fine , though.
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If I enlarge them by punching the thingy in the bottom right corner, they play.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)
Recently updated the firmware of a Sony Blu-Ray player... it no longer accesses Amazon Prime.
Begun, the contract streamers war has.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 11:10 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:
I saw a comment that said it would be nice if we were as fearless and devoted as the HK people. That we would fearlessly wear a MAGA hat, etc.
Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:10 AM (lonOK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)
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Historically, Poland tended to disappear a lot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:11 AM (XVuno)
Begun, the contract streamers war has.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 11:10 AM (hku12)
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Yeah, mine, too. One of my missions this weekend is to shop for a Blu-Ray player that will get the sreaming services.
Damn them. Damn all their kind.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:12 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 11:12 AM (KP5rU)
trade 50,000 folks from HK, for 100,000 Portlanders to be named later.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
The ChiComs would find our Leftists so whiney and disgusting they'd ship them all to Manchuria to be worked to death.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 11:13 AM (9dTMN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (cEsBM)
I watched the video. Not scandalous, just silly. But excessive celebration is the refs' call, I guess. Cost his team the game. Now, he's the goat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (Dh1wo)
because he successfully evaded the draft now sees fit to usurp the U.S,
military code of justice and pardon convicted war criminals,
Like Bowe Bergdahl and Bradley Manning?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (lD3vL)
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None of them were convicted of war crimes. Not a single one.
They were charged with "murder" in a combat zone. Murder. In a combat zone. Where they enemy refuses to wear uniforms.
The bomb-maker was known. No one has said he didn't make bombs. He just wasn't armed when he got whacked - you know, like lots of soldiers who are caught unawares. That's now murder.
The "crimes" were violating suicidal rules of engagement because losing wars with dignity is the Establishment ideal.
None of the people complaining would have shed a single tear of the roles in each of these cases were reversed and Americans had been shot, blown up or stabbed while helpless.
So screw them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:10 AM (lonOK)
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Heck, I just want folks who won't vote for the kind of totalitarian asswipes that populate our City Council and Metro.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (3Z6pZ)
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See? Everybody wins then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
The ChiComs would find our Leftists so whiney and disgusting they'd ship them all to Manchuria to be worked to death.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Ok.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 11:15 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:12 AM (3Z6pZ)
Just get a ROKU.
They're cheap this weekend.
And they're the Swiss of the streaming wars. Everyone uses them.
Posted by: Robot Dog Humor at November 30, 2019 11:15 AM (kauXV)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2019 11:16 AM (kauXV)
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Yeah, that's right, Krapper. It's America's fault that you're old and a lousy football player.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:11 AM (XVuno)
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I think Churchill said they were a courageous people but their political moves had made their name a byword for ineptitude. So that would explain it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:16 AM (cfSRQ)
*punches Hadrian back*
Don't make me pull out my Narwhal Tusk!
Is the fight over already? Because the Webworks Emporium was going to offer specials on fire extinguishers. Also Jiffy Pop™.
Posted by: mindful webworker - narwhal to narwhal bargains at November 30, 2019 11:17 AM (WyqH5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 11:18 AM (9dTMN)
NBC Sports Bay Area's Logan Murdock tweeted a photo of Kerr wearing an "I am Trayvon Martin" wristband during his postgame press conference at Miami's AmericanAirlines Arena, and Warriors' head of PR Raymond Ridder announced that Kerr provided tickets for the family. In addition, Murdock reported that Kerr met with Martin's mother Sybrina Fulton after the game.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2019 11:18 AM (JtHJd)
Posted by: Polish Squadron at November 30, 2019 11:19 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2019 11:19 AM (87gB3)
Silent Generation parents. My peers with Boomer parents didn't
understand my "obsession" with bargain shopping; the ones with SG
parents definitely did.
But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (/+bwe)
My parents are late silent generation, I'm borderline boomer/gen X. Although I solidly test as a gen X. The "still some use" thing is a bit of a plague. I probably keep some stuff I shouldn't, but I'm a blend of MacGyver and the gilligan island professor, so I see materials to make shit out of, and I usually do. Guilty on the overflow rag bag, but between the car and harleys and other shit I do I go through rags like crazy. My brother in the other hand throws away anything that isn't nailed down if he hasn't used it in 6 months. Mom was a shopper. Dad, me, and my brother couldn't give a shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 11:19 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Polish Squadron at November 30, 2019 11:19 AM (dQ1sa)
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Turn! Left! Zero! Nine! Zero!
Posted by: Squadron Commander at November 30, 2019 11:20 AM (3Z6pZ)
I think we need a NOOD one.
Don't you?
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384508
Posted by: mindful webworker - look! be over there now! at November 30, 2019 11:20 AM (WyqH5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 11:21 AM (KP5rU)
To bad he does not have a Military Record like Fredo ha, because the Left loved his record
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 11:22 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 11:22 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 11:21 AM (KP5rU)
Amen Brother
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 11:22 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 11:23 AM (O/X1S)
1. Lots of links to "Letters to the Editor" sections of various papers.
2. Berkeley Daily Planet Journalist
Dollars to donuts Tejinder Uberol is not Tejinder's real name.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)
And almost certainly familiar with the taste of penis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 11:23 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
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Have you been to my house?!?!?
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 11:27 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
[eyes closed garage, no cars inside] Don't open that door!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 11:30 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)
What's really funny is one of the receivers getting interest from teams while Krap didn't.
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 11:33 AM (X/Pw5)
because he successfully evaded the draft now sees fit to usurp the U.S,
military code of justice and pardon convicted war criminals"
Don't you love that shit? Slick willie dodged the draft and then went to the fucking soviet union to protest the war. Obama? lol, he would end up shooting himself during basic training if he even found an American bone in his body urging him to join.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 11:35 AM (9Om/r)
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To be fair, there was no place available for Obama in the U.S. military ever since they disbanded the Girl's Bike Assault Commando units.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:40 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 11:40 AM (65i3Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:44 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2019 11:07 AM (2kj6M)
I save worn-out clothing and linens, and render then down into wiping rags for the shop. Blue jeans, for example, I just cut or tear the front and panels of the legs out, and trash the rest. I don't want lumpy rags, or zippers and rivets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 11:53 AM (/sgva)
Contact him today and get your problem solved.
Posted by: Laura Morris at December 01, 2019 02:24 AM (WlAeo)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 01, 2019 04:59 PM (FLiOE)
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