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Old (But Still Hilarious) Compilation Video:
Dear members of the media, if you want to understand why no one cares about impeachment and minds are not being changed, watch this and understand. pic.twitter.com/TmMKLddr0k
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) November 21, 2019
Oops, Never Mind:
Oh Yeah, This Will Work:
We just crossed 300 demonstrations planned in the eve of a vote on Articles to demand the impeachment and removal of the 45th President of the United States. Join us: https://t.co/ztycArpccC pic.twitter.com/v5gTJ9C96E
— #MarchForTruth (@MarchForTruth17) November 24, 2019
Perspective.
Who Dis:
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For the 'Ettes:
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the great wall of hof
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The 80s called. They want their hair back.
Friday's Celebs: Coleen Gray and Richard Conte, who were both in The Sleeping City. I didn't realize until you morons started commenting that Conte's most recognizable role was Barzini in the Godfather movies. Which was his last role. He passed in 1975.
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Apple Cider-Brined Barbecued Turkey:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:25 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2019 11:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:25 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:25 AM (q80AH)
I suppose the connection is that she was on one iteration or another of Baywatch? Or maybe on Knight Rider?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2019 11:26 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2019 11:26 AM (6zXMQ)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 11:26 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 25, 2019 11:27 AM (BQAo9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 25, 2019 11:27 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:27 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2019 11:26 AM (6zXMQ)
Ain't.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (zGtXn)
I ain't kidding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (BQAo9)
I ain't kidding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (Boy/L)
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What about impeachment puns?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:27 AM (rpAqR)
Not Heather.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)
It's interesting that the Army's Delta Force was used to eliminate al-Baghdadi. For the last 10+ years, it's been the SEALs doing every special op that has been revealed to the public. I'll bet the Army-Navy Pentagon and White House wrangling over this subject has been more vicious than any battle in the past 1500 years.
Posted by: Gref at November 25, 2019 11:24 AM (AMIL/)
Something is wrong with the SEALs or their leadership. I read that 154 Tridents have been taken away since 2011. I don't know the size of the SEAL force but that seems it could be a pretty high percentage .
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (BQAo9)
Oh, I don't know, I think she's got a good MILFy thing going on.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (Ejm1K)
I have no idea if minds are changing, or if the sides are getting re-picked.
Maybe a little of this, a little of that ?
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (fBFz0)
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Old Dude at November 25, 2019 11:30 AM (LGXGf)
Venn diagram:
Good order and discipline v. Idiot PC leadership
Do the intersection.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:30 AM (Boy/L)
13 Anyone who talks to me about impeachment on Thanksgiving will be tossed through the nearest window.
I ain't kidding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (Boy/L)
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What about impeachment puns?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (q80AH)
They are going to look funny standing in the cold in the front yard with a turkey leg shoved up their butt.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 25, 2019 11:30 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
Harsh, but fair.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:30 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2019 11:30 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 25, 2019 11:30 AM (Uu+Jp)
And a nice set of hoobadabbas too !
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2019 11:30 AM (arJlL)
Maybe a little of this, a little of that ?
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (fBFz0)
There's been a political re-alignment brewing for decades that Trump seems to have kicked out of "barely moving". It will probably continue to happen very slowly and then all at once.
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:31 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: None shall pass at November 25, 2019 11:31 AM (JdcHc)
except iono who dat.
and as far as "why don't republicans challenge the media lead in" it's because MOST of them don't disagree or want to challenge it. they would rather go back to NOT being responsible or in charge.
life's easier when you're the "loyal opposition"...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 11:31 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:31 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)
Almost. Not Catherine.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:31 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 25, 2019 11:30 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Stupid conservative uncles will see the light of day when their no-nothing nieces and nephews spout the latest talking points that they don't understand.
It's a bold strategy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:32 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019
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An image search turns up her 1979 album cover, Take Heart. She looks like she could have been Jan Smithers' sister.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2019 11:32 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2019 11:26 AM (Ejm1K)
Yes, one of those. But there's another connection.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:32 AM (zGtXn)
>>Ha. Remember when her first solo album (rock) came out. It died rapidly.
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 25, 2019 11:32 AM (BQAo9)
Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2019 11:32 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (BqBId)
I ain't kidding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (Boy/L)
My daughter is the only one that would get into a political discussion on T-day. But I don't think she agrees with impeachment.
Everyone one else (about 20 people) are Trump voters.
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (cF8AT)
I ain't kidding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
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Knock the stuffing out of them!
Posted by: Guzalot at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (Rz36l)
Twitter seems to have been dense this weekend.
I think the phrase "dumpster full of asphyxiating clowns in a decaying orbit" just about sums it up.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain yada yoda... at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (dwojT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (1ISKN)
They are running out of days and don't even have a vote scheduled yet, IICR without looking back.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (AfNC5)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:27 AM (rpAqR)
Not Heather.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:28 AM (zGtXn)
Joan Collins?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (8D42x)
Journalism for them equals getting talking points from the DNC.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)
Almost. Not Catherine.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Catherine Hickland.
Tie in Knight Rider.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (rpAqR)
They are running out of days and don't even have a vote scheduled yet, IICR without looking back.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 25, 2019 11:33 AM (AfNC5)
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And Schiff is talking about more hearings.
Impeachment's not actually happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)
While they are, I'm scarfing down as much turkey as possible. Probably stuffing my pockets as well.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (fBFz0)
Don't know who dis, though she looks a bit like Donna Dixon. Everyone knows the Hoff, though.
It was a nasty, cold, rainy day yesterday, so I finished a new book, The Ship of Dreams: The Sinking of the Titanic and the End of the Edwardian Era by Gareth Russell. It is, of course, a retelling of the great ship's sinking, but rather than a huge cast of characters, the author has us follow four - Thomas Andrews, the designer; Jack Thayer, a young, clean-cut teen who was traveling with his wealthy father and mother; the Countess of Rothes, a wealthy aristocrat who was one of the heroines of the disaster; and Dorothy Gibson, a popular film star who, only days after being rescued, climbed back into the clothes she wore the night of April 14 to film the (now lost) Saved from the Titanic, the first film about the wreck.
Pleasant reading, if the subject interests you, with some nice digressions on why no bodies were found on the wreck and why it would have been impossible (as a conspiracy theory claims) for Titanic and her sister Olympic to have been switched as part of a gigantic insurance fraud.
https://tinyurl.com/rc5uvgt
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (2DOZq)
It definitely seems that way. There was also the two SEALs accused of murdering a Green Beret somewhere in Africa, and the whole team that got recalled from Iraq for a variety of issues.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (RIvx9)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (v2Axo)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 25, 2019 11:35 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 25, 2019 11:35 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2019 11:26 AM (Ejm1K)
Yes, one of those. But there's another connection.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:32 AM (zGtXn)
she sang backup on one of the Hof's "albums"?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 11:35 AM (8D42x)
Tie in Knight Rider.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019
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That looks right. I never watched Knight Rider, so I don't know her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2019 11:35 AM (Ejm1K)
Okay, I admit I say that about almost every blonde woman who looks slightly like that, from the Beauty and the Beast TV show one to the lady in the first Terminator.
(That lady from Wings is ageless and immortal, apparently.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 11:35 AM (a7+mS)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2019 11:35 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (aS1PU)
Here's something that will inspire a rant or two: Kate Blanchett is currently filming a tv mini-series on Phyllis Schlafly. A hit-job on her, not a flattering depiction of her contributions to America.
This is what the Left does: they make sure that whatever narratives they've set stick, decades later by making sure that the younger generations have been indoctrinated with whatever smears they used on their enemies back then. See also HBO making sure AIDS is blamed on Reagan and the current move and Showtime series making sure that the only Media sexual harassment people will know about/remember will be Fox News' Roger Ailes.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Jawline doesn't look right after I said her.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (gmo/4)
Impeachment's not actually happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)
From what I'm reading, he may be indicted soon. He is under heavy multiple investigations.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (AfNC5)
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Congress goes on vacation when the SCOTUS comes back from theirs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (a7+mS)
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:31 AM (77WPm)
The old left-right dichotomy had broken down. Social conservatism has largely failed to conserve anything, and the left doesn't stand for anything but power.
The great conflict of this century will be the individual versus the collective, whether we are to reform and continue as a representative government, or sustain our decline into the rule of an unelected bureaucracy that is above the law.
We're basically back to Republicans vs. Monarchists. Curiously, in the original French definitions, that makes us the Left.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (2DOZq)
Tie in Knight Rider.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (rpAqR)
You're getting colder.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (zGtXn)
Adam Schiff and a hot goer in high school who morphs into a DO HER is pic #4.
I likes BOOBS WATCH........shark attack on bikini#4.
I know the dame is a KNIGHT RIDER till the son comes up!!!
.Posted by: saf at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: BignJames
Almost. Not Catherine.
******
Surely it's not Johann Sebastian?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: OregonMuse
She was the one holding his hair out of the vomit when he was drunk?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at November 25, 2019 11:38 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (1ISKN)
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How many hurt feelings from bureaucrats does he need to collect?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:38 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)
Almost. Not Catherine.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Her sister, Marjorie?
Sorry, couldn't help it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2019 11:38 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 25, 2019 11:38 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: BignJames
Almost. Not Catherine.
******
Surely it's not Johann Sebastian?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (m45I2)
PDQ
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:38 AM (Boy/L)
Bernie Sander o Michael Bloomberg?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (Boy/L)
Una tampon es mas macho.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 25, 2019 11:38 AM (aS1PU)
The relationship between citizen and state. I agree - its never been settled.
That's gonna' be a hoot.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 25, 2019 11:39 AM (fBFz0)
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Congress goes on vacation when the SCOTUS comes back from theirs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (a7+m
Congress has next Monday-Friday then Monday-We'd and they are gone until 2020.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 25, 2019 11:39 AM (AfNC5)
It's not about self-awareness, because they're in on it.
They are not bystanders getting the story wrong, they are playing their part to make sure whatever Team Coup cooks up is broadcast far and wide.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Johann Sebastian at November 25, 2019 11:39 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 25, 2019 11:39 AM (2DOZq)
*******
Acting Homeland Security Secretary Presents An 'Exciting' Plan To Combat Gangs, Cartels - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 25, 2019 11:39 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)
Almost. Not Catherine.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Her sister, Marjorie?
Sorry, couldn't help it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2019 11:38 AM (xSo9G)
i think it's the cousin:
Illbe
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 11:39 AM (8D42x)
Add butt-sniffing admirals in there.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (m45I2)
Maxine Waters says former neurosurgeon Ben Carson doesn't have the "Intelligence" to do his job of HUD Secretary.
Says the Chairwoman of the House Finance Comm. who didn't know the gov't. took over student loans 10 years ago.
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (AfqcV)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:32 AM (zGtXn)
she sang backup on one of the Hof's "albums"?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 11:35 AM (8D42x)
Heh. No. Well, I don't know actually. Even if so, better than that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff.
Baywatch and married to the Hof.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (dfRN6)
A proper Thanksgiving dinner, where impeachment is discussed, should
also include placing all pistols, daggers, stilettos, and brass knucks
by the salad fork. If you're like my family and don't have a salad
fork, anywhere will do.
Put the Glock in the center of the table and see who makes a move first. Have backup plan.
Posted by: Galil at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (Pi1Dq)
Posted by: ShainS at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (W/DUY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (Pi1Dq)
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His greatest moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRJjLkYApI
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (q80AH)
And I've been pointing out this exact problem, and the obvious solution [as we both noted], for years, and have told the tale of an excruciating experience where precisely this approach was suggested to a high-level personage about to do an interview with a major Euro media outlet on one of the big world stories of the day. He agreed, even seemed to understand how this was the only sensible way to proceed - then utterly failed to implement the approach in the interview, just minutes later.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (QDnY+)
PDQ
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:38 AM (Boy/L)
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We rate this is "True"
Posted by: University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople - Music Dept. at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (IttZ7)
Finished the comments on the Morning Report and got here before 100 comments. Not too bad.
Poor little neglected Art Thread.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just one more at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (M6NUl)
We're basically back to Republicans vs. Monarchists. Curiously, in the original French definitions, that makes us the Left.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (J+mig)
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Interesting analysis and I think you're correct. This same breakdown seems to be occurring across the West as well. If you look at the Brexit debate, it's pretty much exactly on these lines.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (RIvx9)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (Zqyod)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 25, 2019 11:41 AM (Zqyod)
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It's the entire Townhall family of sites.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: ShainS at November 25, 2019 11:42 AM (W/DUY)
This is what the Left does: they make sure that whatever narratives they've set stick, decades later by making sure that the younger generations have been indoctrinated with whatever smears they used on their enemies back then.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job. Fire doesn't sink ships.
Posted by: Nary a narrative at November 25, 2019 11:42 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (m45I2)
Heh. No, but her last name is the same.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:42 AM (zGtXn)
It's paid in KFC mashed potatoes to Allahpundit.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:42 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 25, 2019 11:36 AM (J+mig)
If you're willing to include "Globalists" in general under Monarchists I concur.
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:43 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:31 AM (77WPm)
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I think the nation will have to completely break and be rebuilt from scratch before anything even close to personal responsibility, personal freedom, 10th Amendment type stuff comes back in style. The left has been working at the long game for 100 years, and they've done a great job.
Heck, we were talking just the other day about the median savings for 60 year olds on the cusp of retirement being something like $15K. People have had it taught right out of them.
You can't unring that bell.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 11:43 AM (a7+mS)
Impeachment's not actually happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)
I still don't see how Pelosi unrolls impeachment. However, she is some type of weasel, and I would not be surprised to have her just use baldfaced lies to justify whatever she is going to do.
Pelosi and Schiff and all those Dems (including Hillary) have stated categorically that the President has committed impeachable offenses, and have been trying to shame Republicans into going along with the impeachment by saying that they are reusing to hold him accountable.
If they don't impeach, then they are complicit. I know, hypocrisy isn't going to stop them. But their base is going to hold them to that.
I think the only refuge will be for Nancy to claim that the President and the administration and Republicans in the House and Senate are so corrupt that they are going to be able get away with obstructing justice (did you know that the Attorney General was handpicked by Trump? HAND. PICKED!)
And then use that to say well this is why in 2020 you need to vote for Dems in the House and Senate and Presidency.
Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2019 11:43 AM (9VeU0)
mug shots and names of Antifa terrorists, mostly in portland:
https://tinyurl.com/sp8dfhc
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 25, 2019 11:44 AM (3a/ug)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 25, 2019 11:44 AM (C1Lsn)
...When is the damn BOMBSHELL going off....I'm hunkered here in my shelter and the walls are closing in
and I've reached a tipping point (5% for home food delivery..15% for Hoes)..this stinks..anyone have a hose?
Posted by: saf at November 25, 2019 11:44 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 25, 2019 11:44 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2019 11:44 AM (gmo/4)
It's worse than that. If you don't have some emergency water and food around, you're REALLY not paying attention.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:45 AM (Boy/L)
However, a 51-star flag just doesn't seem right, so we should probably give the Canucks something in return. I nominate Vermont.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 25, 2019 11:45 AM (RIvx9)
factually wrong - point out the premise is incorrect, and provide the
actual facts. "Disagree" falsely implies there may be point of view
involved.
_______
This.
Posted by: ShainS at November 25, 2019 11:45 AM (Wh/vY)
Posted by: Archer
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With a cup of caffeine-free hot cocoa.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2019 11:45 AM (xSo9G)
It's worse than that. If you don't have some emergency water and food around, you're REALLY not paying attention.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:45 AM (Boy/L)
Something on the order of 45% of Americans can't, in an emergency, scrape-together $400. If you're looking for $1K that percentage goes to something north of 80%.
Agreed: spilled milk, toothpaste out of tubes, genies out of bottles, and all that.
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (77WPm)
Heck, we were talking just the other day about the median savings for 60 year olds on the cusp of retirement being something like $15K. People have had it taught right out of them.
Dependent people are easier to rule.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (aKsyK)
However, a 51-star flag just doesn't seem right, so we should probably give the Canucks something in return. I nominate Vermont.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
Wash State and Oregon and we'll take BC & Yukon.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 25, 2019 11:44 AM (wtvvX)
We're over 100 comments, so there's no need to be coy, go ahead and take the kill shot.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (Boy/L)
And then use that to say well this is why in 2020 you need to vote for Dems in the House and Senate and Presidency.
Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2019 11:43 AM (9VeU0)
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That's the only real strategy to follow, with an added soupcon of "It's an election year, we can't interfere with that process. The American people know Trump is bad and will push him out of office themselves. Send money!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (q80AH)
Ryan was/is such a putz.
Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2019 11:47 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 25, 2019 11:47 AM (dfRN6)
Says the Chairwoman of the House Finance Comm. who didn't know the gov't. took over student loans 10 years ago.
- - - -
*shakes head is disgust*
You dont have to be a brain surgeon to know that Ben Carson is considerably more intelligent than Maxine Watters.
I am disgusted how regularly the Democrats smear any prominent black conservative as "dumb." They do this to Clarence Thomas all the time, and he, too, in quite intelligent and accomplished.
Glad to see the recent poll that 34% of registered blacks support Trump. About time blacks expand their options and no longer give any and all Democrats their vote by default.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2019 11:47 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (rpAqR)
No love for Manitoba and Saskatchewan?
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: OregonMuse
#99
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Barky Obama at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM (Pi1Dq)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 25, 2019 11:47 AM (dfRN6)
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The last anti-Brexit thing I saw on Facebook was from a British guy I knew when I lived in Rome. It was about the increased complexities of British subjects who own second homes in Spain.
It's all about upper-middle class anxieties for this guy. I wonder how common that is amongst Remainers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM (q80AH)
Hola Amigos!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2019 11:49 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:43 AM (77WPm)
The globalist, socialist, and monarchist are all the same creature. The the rhetorical justifications are different. The result is the same - the vast bulk of the people subjected to the rule of an Imperial Bureaucracy. Whether or not said bureaucracy has an actual Emperor is just a small doctrinal dispute of little importance.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 25, 2019 11:49 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:49 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:49 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2019 11:47 AM (bDqIh)
That's not saying much. A common garden slug is considerably more intelligent than Mxine Waters.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:49 AM (zGtXn)
The United Kingdom needs a British Buford Pusser.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:50 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Chris W at November 25, 2019 11:50 AM (Y9uNK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM (q80AH)
Given the Brits I know (all of them Remoaners), it seems very typical.
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:50 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 25, 2019 11:50 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:43 AM (77WPm)
The globalist, socialist, and monarchist are all the same creature. The the rhetorical justifications are different. The result is the same - the vast bulk of the people subjected to the rule of an Imperial Bureaucracy. Whether or not said bureaucracy has an actual Emperor is just a small doctrinal dispute of little importance.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 25, 2019 11:49 AM (J+mig)
Agreed. (tips cap)
Posted by: docj at November 25, 2019 11:50 AM (77WPm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM (q80AH)
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Yes, she seems mostly in a snit about Irish border crossings for some reason.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 25, 2019 11:50 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2019 11:47 AM
Um, is that bigger than 1/1024?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 25, 2019 11:50 AM (lETtf)
Decomposing - a limerick
In theater I did summer stock
My performance was always a lock
When we did "Amadeus"
They said who shall portray us?
You be Mozart. I will be Bach!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 11:51 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:49 AM (X/Pw5)
There you go.
Was Hasselhoff's name really Pontiac, or is that some reference I'm missing?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:51 AM (zGtXn)
I'm not a wealthy man but I've probably got over $500 in loose change. It's kind of scary and sad if those stats are accurate.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 25, 2019 11:51 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:51 AM (zGtXn)
Knight Rider's car.
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:52 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (aKsyK)
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Seniors
Minorities
Illegal immigrants
Chemically Dependent Addicts (... you dont think free needles and safe shoot up zones happen because they give a shit??)
Single Moms
Hell, even student loans are now designed so you sell your soul to the State.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2019 11:52 AM (8XRCm)
The lawyers won't let us use the full name.
It includes "Aztek."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:52 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (rpAqR)
Split off a corridor of Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland into its own Most Serene People's Democratic Republic of Impending Failure, and make everything around it American.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 25, 2019 11:52 AM (J+mig)
And that's 401Ks, pensions, etc.
"Strict savings are savings which are earmarked in retirement accounts or pensions."
https://tinyurl.com/yc7gxsjh
$16K and 60 years old.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 11:52 AM (a7+mS)
I said that back at #91. I knew people weren't reading my posts.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 25, 2019 11:52 AM (2DOZq)
Baywatch and married to the Hof.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (rpAqR)
...Aaaaand rickb223 sneaks in under the 100 comment wire with the correct answer!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:53 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2019 11:37 AM (1ISKN)
Yeah, and I don't expect the Judiciary Committee to hold any hearings with witnesses. Only to vote on sending the Schiff-approved Articles to the full House.
I believe that's today's plan, but Pelosi and Company may have to change it after Schiff's schiff-show,
As I see it, from the testimony I've heard and read to-date, they have a very weak circumstantial case for Trump "bribing" Zelenski with release of foreign aid in return for "digging up dirt on the Bidens." They think they have a solid case for Obstruction of Congress. According to strict reading of applicable laws, perhaps so.
However, I cannot see the Senate (nor SCOTUS if it gets there) going along with an Obstruction of Congress charge for the Executive Branch's denial of requests to hand-over documents and to allow Cabinet Officers and Presidential advisors to testify. If they do so, it's the end of Executive Privilege. Because it will set a precedent of Congress getting any documents or any official's testimony from the Executive Branch, merely by opening an impeachment "inquiry."
Posted by: Gref at November 25, 2019 11:53 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM
She is such a pretty lady and looks like she'd be approachable and fun to spend time with.
Posted by: Alice McD at November 25, 2019 11:53 AM (E+yET)
The lawyers won't let us use the full name.
It includes "Aztek."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:52 AM (Boy/L)
Everyone, everywhere: The Aztek sure was.. interesting looking.
Elon Musk: Hold my keg
Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2019 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 25, 2019 11:52 AM (2DOZq)
I miss a lot.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 11:54 AM (zGtXn)
Dependent people are easier to rule.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (aKsyK)
And that, to yet again beat a dead horse, is why the assholes in congress have yet to be dragged screaming out of their offices and strung up along Pennsylvania Avenue.
They know we can't afford to hurt them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2019 11:54 AM (Ki5SV)
*******
I'm partial to, "Hold on, let's walk this back and see if we can determine where you went off the track."
Working backwards from their flawed premise rather than following their direction.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 11:55 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:55 AM (Boy/L)
Well, for once, I recognized the male whodis. Boy does he look bad in photo 5.
The gal, don't know, but she has kind of a mannish face, dontcha think?
Posted by: mindful webworker - just one more at November 25, 2019 11:55 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: OregonMuse
His father's name is Joseph Vincent Hasselhoff.
Maybe the "Pontiac" is in reference to K.I.T.T.?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:55 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)
Almost. Not Catherine.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Johan Sebastian Bach
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2019 11:55 AM (kw5n8)
It's all about upper-middle class anxieties for this guy. I wonder how common that is amongst Remainers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM (q80AH)
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Yes that's pretty much all I've seen from the Remoaners as well. Well that and calling the Leavers racist. Sound familiar at all?
I stumbled across a Samantha Bee clip "explaining" Brexit to Americans, and her main talking point was essentially that the UK is 85% white and white people are stupid so of course they voted for this.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 25, 2019 11:55 AM (RIvx9)
Posted by: wth at November 25, 2019 11:57 AM (v0R5T)
The Battle of Camden is a big deal in SC. Sadly, Cornwallis defeated the patriots. A lot of Carolinians (N. and S.) died there, almost all militia.
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"According to Charles Stedman, one of Cornwallis' officers, "The road for some miles was strewn with the wounded and killed who had been overtaken by the legion in their pursuit. The numbers of dead horses, broken wagons, and baggage scattered on the road formed a perfect scene of horror and confusion: Arms, knapsacks, and accoutrements found were innumerable; such was the terror and dismay of the Americans."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2019 11:29 AM (CDGwz)
Mike, correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't that essentially the work of Tarelton? or was that Cowpens where he gave no quarter.
i should know this better, my boy being so into the American revolution and all.
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 11:57 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 25, 2019 11:57 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:57 AM (Boy/L)
That's that 'nuance' the Left has such a boner for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 25, 2019 11:57 AM (oVJmc)
The Arctic permafrost is thawing, revealing millions of buried mammoth skeletons. But the rush for mammoth ivory could put elephants in danger all over again
Posted by: SMOD at November 25, 2019 11:58 AM (3aI0K)
That's that 'nuance' the Left has such a boner for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 25, 2019 11:57 AM (oVJmc)
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Jon Stewart's legacy is that he'll have had a giant hand in making his political allies stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:58 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 25, 2019 11:58 AM (w7KSn)
See you all later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2019 11:59 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2019 11:59 AM (AfqcV)
I'll bet the polar bears will all die again, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 11:59 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 25, 2019 12:00 PM (oVJmc)
However, a 51-star flag just doesn't seem right, so we should probably give the Canucks something in return. I nominate Vermont.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
Wash State and Oregon and we'll take BC & Yukon.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (rpAqR)
No, no, no. Canadians will be fascinated by the idea of someplace warm. Give them Puerto Rico. Tell them it's the Steal of the Century.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2019 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SMOD at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (3aI0K)
::
Perspective: Democratic presidential candidates still can':t figure out how to talk about the most popular figure in their party, @Swerdlick writes, and there's a simple reason.
Barack Obama is a conservative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)
*******
GREAT NEWS! 5-Year-Old Boy Thrown from Balcony at Mall of America Is Walking Again, Back in School with His Twin Brother
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: SMOD at November 25, 2019 11:58 AM (3aI0K)
"Millions"??? Oh puh-lease.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (Kpl3J)
However, a 51-star flag just doesn't seem right, so we should probably give the Canucks something in return.
They can have Seattle.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (6zXMQ)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2019 11:59 AM (AfqcV)
..........
No dessert for the retards? That's just mean.
Posted by: wth at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (v0R5T)
A. That's not what permafrost is/does.
B. Some Russian is pulling a Nigerian and starting a Kickstarter to defend the Siberian mammoth ivory.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (Boy/L)
Most Americans don't have more than $400 saved.........
I'm NOT BUYING THAT !
Oops I DID........my bad.
Posted by: saf at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2019 11:46 AM (aKsyK)
Which is why I think that the boner many libertarians have for legal weed is a bit odd.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 12:02 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 25, 2019 12:02 PM (ePnha)
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2019 12:01 PM (6zXMQ)
You have to take Ontario then.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 25, 2019 12:02 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 12:02 PM (Boy/L)
Turkeys are rather blunt for carving. Cudgeling, maybe, especially if it's still frozen.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 25, 2019 12:02 PM (wzVKm)
"households* headed by 30-34 year olds averaged $24,254.48 in retirement savings with a median of $700."
* Don't miss that word. Entire households hitting middle age and they only have $700 in some type of retirement fund.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 12:02 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: torabora at November 25, 2019 12:03 PM (jlUVS)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 25, 2019 12:03 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 25, 2019 12:03 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 12:04 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Quilp at November 25, 2019 12:04 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Doug Neidermeyer at November 25, 2019 12:05 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 25, 2019 12:05 PM (fJ6b0)
Posted by: Cloud William at November 25, 2019 12:05 PM (gmo/4)
Otherwise known as "not a debate".
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 25, 2019 11:58 AM (w7KSn)
Liberals don't debate. They lecture, scold, excoriate, browbeat and harangue.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMOD at November 25, 2019 11:58 AM (3aI0K)
The arctic is melting in November?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 25, 2019 12:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at November 25, 2019 12:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 25, 2019 12:04 PM (Boy/L)
eh, it'll be underwater soon from global warming.
i say we let nature have it
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 12:06 PM (8D42x)
I'm pretty sure you will, though.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 25, 2019 12:03 PM (hLRSq)
Heh.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
Elephants should think about relocating. Africa is just not safe.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2019 12:07 PM (6zXMQ)
They were getting better. Not a good way to start the Holiday season.
Posted by: Quilp at November 25, 2019 12:07 PM (Fxgkp)
However, a 51-star flag just doesn't seem right, so we should probably give the Canucks something in return. I nominate Vermont.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
Wash State and Oregon and we'll take BC & Yukon.
Give em Purto Rico That would also divert tourist dollars fro Cuba
Posted by: Dempsy at November 25, 2019 12:07 PM (i+qnA)
BAYWATCH is know as CAMELTOE in Saudi Arabia.
Pamela Anderson sucks all the "oil" out of sand monkeys.
Episode #5 series one and forever.
Posted by: saf at November 25, 2019 12:08 PM (5IHGB)
Young mastodon hunter: "Can I do it just until I need glasses?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 12:08 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 25, 2019 12:08 PM (fJ6b0)
They were getting better. Not a good way to start the Holiday season.
Posted by: Quilp at November 25, 2019 12:07 PM (Fxgkp)
You've given Amazon physical access to your house? No offense, but are you out of your fucking mind?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
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Who buried them up there?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 12:08 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 25, 2019 12:08 PM (C1Lsn)
Young mastodon hunter: "Can I do it just until I need glasses?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 12:08 PM (m45I2)
Keep that up and you'll woolly palms.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
I'm pretty sure you will, though.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
I have SEEN the future. Trump WILL BE stepping down from office on January 20, 2025.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM (rpAqR)
Step to it, little furry one, we're waiting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM (wzVKm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (fJ6b0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 25, 2019 12:08 PM (C1Lsn)
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I think it was Jay Guevara who inspired:
"Whatever you say, Tide-Pod."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (Jegd5)
It's still pre-dawn on Endor.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (6zXMQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:48 AM (q80AH)
When you understand that Brexit in the UK, and anger at illegal immigration, in the US, are both motivated by *class* differences more than any others, it becomes much easier to understand who supports either and who doesn't, on both issues.
In the UK, if you are upper middle class or wealthy, call it Professional Class, then you are greatly Benefited by the EU. You get to own second homes on the Riviera easily, your labor costs stay low because labor supply comes from anywhere, the costs of the goods you buy are always low because you always buy tarriff and duty free from the lowest cost provider. You make a LOT of money from being part of the EU. Besides, Administrators and Solicitors and Middle Managers never have to worry about immigrants coming in and taking their jobs.
BUT - if you are working class, then you are driven out of your job by immigrant competition, you can't even afford a first home, and all the industries that you could have worked in have gone elsewhere, and you live in crappy government housing on government assistance with crappy government healthcare, and there's not a ghost of a chance of you ever breaking out of it. Because the Professional and Ruling classes have got you locked in tight, with no way out.
Brexit is a way to break the headlock, and to give the working class a way to lift themselves back out of poverty, and so what if the Professional Class won't like it?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)
I just received this back from her:
Dear Tami,
Hi, I'm so glad to hear from you. Rick told me he had some online friends, but I wasn't quite sure how to contact any of you.
I'm very sorry to tell you that Rick was moved from the hospital last Sunday into hospice on Tuesday (11-19). My husband and I flew up on Thursday to be with him, and he passed away quietly with on Friday 11-22.
I am so very grateful for everyone's support and kindness to Rick these last few months. You have been a wonderful support system to him and I'm sure he felt your love and concern.
Please thank everyone in your group for me. Your conversations made him happy, and I'm forever grateful for your friendship to him.
Blessings to all of you,
Lxxxx Dxxxxxxx
I'm just in tears....even better than the rockets he loved so much, he's flying with the angels now.
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 25, 2019 12:03 PM (JoUsr)
Dang. I did not. I went back and checked, did not see it, not even in my spam folder. Please resend it. I'm assuming you sent it to my yahoo address, OregonMuse at yahoo.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2019 12:11 PM (AURKQ)
His legacy is the blurring of news and comedy.
MSM news now wants to be funny and entertaining; comedians all now want to be political pundits.
Life was much better when these two were much more distinct.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2019 12:11 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 25, 2019 12:11 PM (fJ6b0)
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2019 12:12 PM (6zXMQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM
Cognitive function is one of the first things affected.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 25, 2019 12:12 PM (lETtf)
currently filming a tv mini-series on Phyllis Schlafly. A hit-job on
her, not a flattering depiction of her contributions to America.
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A truly accomplished and brilliant woman. Such people can not be tolerated. She reminds me of Maggie Thatcher. Agree or disagree with their opinions, they were and are worthy of respect.
For some odd reason, female accomplishments are not respected in the socialist-o-sphere.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 25, 2019 12:12 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Tami
Aw, man. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2019 12:12 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 25, 2019 12:12 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Ha at November 25, 2019 12:12 PM (Q5eBq)
Washington Redskins quarterback Dwayne Haskins missed the last play of the game taking a selfie
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2019 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
Isn't she white?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2019 12:13 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (cF8AT)
Thank you, Tami. I hope rickl is even now with God in heaven, rejoicing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 25, 2019 12:13 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at November 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 25, 2019 12:13 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 12:13 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 25, 2019 12:13 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2019 12:13 PM (1ISKN)
And no, I'm not biased.
Posted by: Ripley at November 25, 2019 12:14 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 12:14 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 25, 2019 12:14 PM (RD7QR)
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.
-- John Donne
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2019 12:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 25, 2019 12:14 PM (wzVKm)
Step to it, little furry one, we're waiting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM (wzVKm)
what, like you really expected him to be up before the crack of noon?
he doesn't do that when he's actually here working...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 12:14 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Some Lurker at November 25, 2019 12:14 PM (aA3+G)
UUUGGGHHH!!! Cancer fucking sucks !! RIP Rickl your pain & fight is over
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (v2Axo)
Best/Worst version of that video - it was turned into a Carl Jr's ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Bloomberg "news" announced that since Mike Bloomberg got into the race they will not do any investigations on Democrat candidates. They will however continue their Minitrue coverage of President Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Tami
Thank you, Tami.
I am also so very saddened, but, I will think of Rickl flying now, as you have pictured by your words.
Posted by: Alice McD at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (E+yET)
This weekend, she tells me it didn't work. I ask if she followed the instructions on the little keychain instruction placard that they gave us that lists a prescribed sequence of button presses. She said yes. I went and tried it out successfully on my own.
This morning, I took her out to show her how I had remote started it successfully and told her what to do. Started right up. She confessed that instead of pressing the lock button on the keyfob, which normally locks the doors, in the prescribed sequence, she actually pressed the little button icon on the instruction placard in the prescribed sequence.
Did I mention that she is blonde?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Bon Scott at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (xPJvm)
99 Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff.
Baywatch and married to the Hof.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 11:40 AM (rpAqR)
Posted by: m at November 25, 2019 12:16 PM (ghFVE)
Impeachment's not actually happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)
I was still leaning towards the idea that the House was going to force a vote. But that's a pretty amazing "tell" right there.
Schiff's big problem, of course, is that if he pushes it off into the spring, he starts stepping all over the Dem's primary races.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2019 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)
The New Hotness: #fiveyears
Posted by: Roy at November 25, 2019 12:17 PM (ABjxW)
It's interesting that the Army's Delta Force was used to eliminate al-Baghdadi. For the last 10+ years, it's been the SEALs doing every special op that has been revealed to the public. I'll bet the Army-Navy Pentagon and White House wrangling over this subject has been more vicious than any battle in the past 1500 years.
Posted by: Gref at November 25, 2019 11:24 AM
***
Last time I looked, Afghanistan was a land-locked country. No ocean anywhere. The Seals have gone way beyond their charter. The Admirals are just cutting off their piece of the Spec Ops budget.
And...
They are believing their own press.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2019 12:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ever at November 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ZZDMQ)
oh my lord...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 12:18 PM (8D42x)
This seems apropos:
John Gillespie Magee
Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds, --and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air...
Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark or even eagle flew --
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 12:18 PM (m45I2)
Go ahead, try to talk impeachment on Thanksgiving. You get one warning to knock it off before you are asked to leave.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2019 12:18 PM (pNxlR)
"And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home....
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone"
RIP Rickl....
Posted by: fixerupper at November 25, 2019 12:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 25, 2019 12:18 PM (XzVUd)
Is there an on-line obituary that we could sign?
His sister/family might appreciate reading our condolences ...
Posted by: Adriane the There's no Such Thing as Truth Serum Critic ... at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (r+sAi)
not entirely accurate...minds *are* being changed, against impeachment!
Posted by: kallisto at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (DJFLF)
Did I mention that she is blonde?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 25, 2019 12:15 PM (1CjJc)
It went without saying.
Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2019 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)
That's even twice as long as OK Boomer's attention span. Dow could be over 35000 by then too.
Posted by: Roy at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (htJYU)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: cornbred at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (tlJDI)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2019 12:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2019 12:20 PM (kw5n8)
Impeachment's not actually happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 25, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)
I was still leaning towards the idea that the House was going to force a vote. But that's a pretty amazing "tell" right there.
Schiff's big problem, of course, is that if he pushes it off into the spring, he starts stepping all over the Dem's primary races.
Posted by: Tom Servo
They are going to have to do something to keep their base energized.
They have been promising them red meat. No way they can come out with a moist veggie burger.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2019 12:20 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 25, 2019 12:21 PM (oY5lM)
Dayum, dusty in here. As Tami said, fly with the angels. With love and respect, rickl, from the quantum.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 25, 2019 12:21 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2019 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Roy at November 25, 2019 12:22 PM (ABjxW)
Now, I can see Manitoba, Sascachewan, (sp?) Alberta and eastern BC along with the Yukon signing up. I'd split the I-5 corridor from Salem Eugene OR up to Vancouver, BC plus Vancouver Is. into its own Ecotopia state. The rest of WA and OR would be thrilled at that prospect.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 25, 2019 12:22 PM (Tt761)
RIP.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2019 12:23 PM (axyOa)
rickl is no more? Who will tell us of impending rocket launches?
Rest in Peace and godspeed, brother ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2019 12:23 PM (pNxlR)
youtube.com/watch?v=tjhfuEs65Hw&t=3s
Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2019 12:23 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Oggi at November 25, 2019 12:23 PM (Bk5Q+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Rt8Uf)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2019 12:26 PM (Cus5s)
Damn, dusty in here. He shall be both missed and remembered well.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 25, 2019 12:26 PM (Tt761)
Step to it, little furry one, we're waiting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 25, 2019 12:09 PM (wzVKm)
Take a break.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 25, 2019 12:26 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 25, 2019 12:26 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (cF8AT)
just...no
Posted by: kallisto at November 25, 2019 12:26 PM (DJFLF)
(Dan Akroyd)
Posted by: 99Problems at November 25, 2019 12:27 PM (zWaPh)
>>
Godspeed, our grey box friend.>>>>
oh well, signing off, this news is just too sad.
Posted by: kallisto at November 25, 2019 12:28 PM (DJFLF)
Probably dead from ocular melanoma.
Or saggy boobehs.
Posted by: stumck at November 25, 2019 12:30 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 25, 2019 12:32 PM (ijEPD)
Rickl was a hero to me. He was kind, funny and smart. I loved reading his comments. He faced his illness with great courage, and never, ever complained. I hope he felt all the prayers that were prayed over him
I'm really going to miss him.
I'm just really sad.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2019 12:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IC at November 25, 2019 12:36 PM (ZHzex)
Rickl: Roger that, Control. See you on the other side...
Posted by: stumck at November 25, 2019 12:37 PM (w9Wax)
"all mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one
man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a
better language; and every chapter must be so translated; God employs
several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by
sickness, some by war, some by justice; but God's hand is in every
translation, and his hand shall bind up all our scattered leaves again
for that library where every book shall lie open to one another."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 25, 2019 12:37 PM (IttZ7)
Mike, correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't that essentially the work of Tarelton? or was that Cowpens where he gave no quarter
Dan Morgan and company whupped Tarleton at Cowpens. The no quarter incident was earlier than that battle.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2019 12:39 PM (pNxlR)
I'm just in tears....even better than the rockets he loved so much, he's flying with the angels now.
Posted by: Tami
Reminded me of:
The crew of the space shuttle Challenger honored us by the manner in which they lived their lives. We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them, this morning, as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and "slipped the surly bonds of earth" to "touch the face of God."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2019 12:40 PM (aKsyK)
293 Rickl deserves his own thread, probably.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2019 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)
I agree.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2019 12:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Garth Hudson at November 25, 2019 12:41 PM (ffwQz)
Posted by: Downcast at November 25, 2019 12:46 PM (ksyV/)
Posted by: abbynormal at November 25, 2019 12:56 PM (I849g)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2019 01:01 PM (W+kMI)
God bless his soul and comfort his relations and
friends, even the Moron friends here.
Some nice tributes upthread. Muldoon, especially appropriate.
I know this is willowed, but, until a rickl thread comes up, this seems to be the place to comment.
Sure seems like he went down fast in the end. Although, I suppose, it might not have seemed so to him.
Adios, rickl. Glad we got to know you.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just one more at November 25, 2019 01:05 PM (ECLlc)
Good bye, rickl. My life was enriched when we crossed paths here. You will be sorely missed.
Posted by: creeper at November 25, 2019 01:10 PM (fE1wp)
Posted by: vivi at November 25, 2019 01:20 PM (11H2y)
Rickl never failed to call bullshit, on me or anyone else. And he never held a grudge about it.
We losing men like him faster than we make 'em. More's the pity. Whatever awaits him in the next world - we should all be so lucky as to fair so well.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 25, 2019 01:23 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 25, 2019 01:28 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: DaveA at November 25, 2019 01:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Blacksheep at November 25, 2019 01:31 PM (8/DeP)
>>>John Gillespie Magee
Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds, --and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air...
Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark or even eagle flew --
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2019 12:18 PM (m45I2)
You touched us with your love of space and the space program. You fought the cancer with courage. And, with much bravery at the end, you chose your terms.
God Bless you, rickl !
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 25, 2019 01:31 PM (uJyNh)
Posted by: SuberE at November 25, 2019 01:37 PM (Db0ey)
Give them Puerto Rico. Tell them it's the Steal of the Century."
Hey, throw in the Virgin Islands, and it's a deal! (I've always wanted to get rid of the Blue-Eyed Sheikhs!)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at November 25, 2019 01:56 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Draki at November 25, 2019 02:11 PM (Fvogs)
He was a damn good moron. Sometimes you pray and the answer is 'no'.
I hope he rests in peace and is enjoying the next adventure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 25, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Spun & Murky at November 25, 2019 02:19 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2019 12:10 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/ldv9g6c
Posted by: SDN at November 25, 2019 03:19 PM (ktRAH)
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at November 25, 2019 03:23 PM (FusDs)
New York and the Northest would love to secede. Quebec, Ontario and the Maritimes in exchange for Alberta?
It actually makes political and geographic sense.
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at November 25, 2019 03:35 PM (FusDs)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 25, 2019 04:38 PM (SX3FQ)
Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at November 25, 2019 05:04 PM (Tlz6I)
Godspeed my friend that I never met.
I will pray for you, I will watch rockets and shooting stars and think of you. God bless you and your family.
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 25, 2019 07:04 PM (a4qVe)
Oh Tami, thank you.
God bless and keep RickL.
You are missed but with old friends and we'll all be together some day.
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