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Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Conquest Of Time
Merlyn Oliver Evans
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 09:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Chris W at November 29, 2019 09:33 AM (HPcI7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:33 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 09:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 09:33 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 09:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (/669Q)
My new shelves after watching Ace's howto video
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 09:34 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 09:32 AM (/669Q)
I haven't been hungover in a very long time...I hate hangovers more than I like drinking!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 09:35 AM (wYseH)
All technique and no talent makes Merlyn a dull artist.
I'll give it another look after I get another cuppa coffee.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for abstract webwork at November 29, 2019 09:35 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2019 09:35 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:35 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 09:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 09:35 AM (wYseH)
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Interesting. I was thinking of a food hangover, but you do you.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 09:36 AM (/669Q)
Reminds me of when some goof tripped over my brother-in-law's string bass and knocked it off the stage. Looked just like this.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for abstract webwork at November 29, 2019 09:36 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 09:36 AM (NbXNA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:36 AM (7rVsF)
On Abstract Art - a limerick
There was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 09:37 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Merlyn Evans at November 29, 2019 09:37 AM (weV3+)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:37 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: A Hobo With A Bucket at November 29, 2019 09:37 AM (Q8zxO)
My betters tell me the government needs to subsidize the arts so we can enjoy pictures like this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 09:38 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:39 AM (+E3TQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 09:39 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:39 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for abstract webwork at November 29, 2019 09:39 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Wut at November 29, 2019 09:39 AM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:40 AM (+E3TQ)
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 09:41 AM (WqPYg)
No, no, no. That's the 2020 Democrat Party Platform explained through interpretive dance.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:41 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Johnny's Pterodactyl Brooch Hat at November 29, 2019 09:42 AM (Q8zxO)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at November 29, 2019 09:42 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:43 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Picasso at November 29, 2019 09:43 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2019 09:43 AM (XpCzL)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 29, 2019 09:43 AM (8uDfa)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:43 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:44 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 09:44 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 09:44 AM (Y4EXg)
I'd like to meet his dealer. He's getting some seriously good shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:44 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at November 29, 2019 09:46 AM (SQ8xo)
Posted by: Insomniac
********
Then again, maybe it IS a Rohrschach. Would you care to elaborate?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'in the spirit of Thanksgiving I took the 24 lb. turkey so no one else could have it'. at November 29, 2019 09:46 AM (VqhL9)
Behold the future, Cyborg supersoldiers:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-
7738669/
Looks Borg-like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:46 AM (NMAzL)
My betters tell me the government needs to subsidize the arts so we can enjoy pictures like this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)
Nothing says art more than using the government monopoly on violence to fund its creation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:46 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2019 09:47 AM (XpCzL)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 29, 2019 09:47 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 09:47 AM (w7Ofb)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 09:47 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 09:48 AM (t+qrx)
That's what a day olde impacted turd feels like on passing.............it was Salavador's daily movement!!
Posted by: saf at November 29, 2019 09:48 AM (5IHGB)
The pointy protrusions at the top ruin an otherwise nice cubist/abstract expressionist work. YMMV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 09:48 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Thufir Hawat at November 29, 2019 09:49 AM (Q8zxO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 09:49 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 29, 2019 09:49 AM (757h3)
Then this is the guy who did the bird sculpture over I-40 on OKC.
Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2019 09:49 AM (XpCzL)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at November 29, 2019 09:46 AM (SQ8xo)
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Much more accurate title.
Nice to see you, Wenda! Time to pull out the Christmas china?
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 09:50 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 09:50 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 09:50 AM (HKPap)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 09:50 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 09:48 AM (t+qrx)
Yeah no. Not my thing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2019 09:50 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 29, 2019 09:51 AM (RuIsu)
THIS!! My last hangover was almost 40 years ago. It was a doozy! The echoes of it still reverberate and influence my drinking now. The advantage is I can enjoy small drams, sipped slowly, for the taste. Much more pleasant.
Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2019 09:51 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Then again, maybe it IS a Rohrschach. Would you care to elaborate?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Oh shit, called out by the retired cardiologist. The overall shape, the vague suggestion of atrial and ventricle chambers, and the shapes on the upper right branching off suggest the major vessels from the heart to the rest of the body.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:51 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:51 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 09:52 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 09:52 AM (HKPap)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 09:52 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 09:48 AM (t+qrx)
Yeah no. Not my thing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2019 09:50 AM (85Gof)
Oh, it's not for you.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 09:53 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 29, 2019 09:53 AM (757h3)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (HKPap)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (bmdz3)
Uh look here Sapphire
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (+E3TQ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (Z+IKu)
"Time"
The Chambers Brothers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 09:53 AM (t+qrx)
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"Brush and floss every day or I'm coming after you with this."
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 09:55 AM (/669Q)
It looks industrial at first with wood and sharp metal bits, but after staring at it it looks like internal organs in a rib cage.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 09:55 AM (gd9RK)
Man shot by police on London Bridge after report of stabbing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (85Gof)
Gun violence leads to banning guns. Banning guns leads to knife violence. Knife violence leads to gun violence. Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:55 AM (7rVsF)
At least the Brits seem to be giving their officers guns more frequently.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 09:56 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 09:52 AM (HKPap)
Milton disagrees in a really neat poem of his. It's called "On Time No I Don't Mean Promptly I Mean About Time Wait That's Ambiguous Too Look It's Just Me Addressing Time Look Why Are You Like This".
https://poets.org/poem/time
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 09:56 AM (t+qrx)
*******
I totally get that. Might could use some surgical intervention, due to the anomalous great vessel connections, and the myocardium looks damaged, but the overall shape, yeah.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 09:57 AM (ZCEU2)
I might have mentioned this last year but check out Youtube for the Wexford Carol performed by Alison Krauss and Yo Yo Ma. It is beyond exquisite.
Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2019 09:57 AM (bmdz3)
"On Time No I Don't Mean Promptly I Mean About Time Wait That's Ambiguous Too Look It's Just Me Addressing Time Look Why Are You Like This"
I think Her Majesty uses this to explain why she's never ready on time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:57 AM (7rVsF)
It's a hairball from a time travelling, space cat. It travels space and time, knocking planets out of alignment, chasing comets, eating parts of the continuum, but mostly it sleeps.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 09:58 AM (+QYmp)
I see a vulva with strange angular tattoos.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:58 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)
My thoughts exactly.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 09:58 AM (VqhL9)
roommate played until I wanted to tear his heart out and show it to him
until he died.
"Time"
The Chambers Brothers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (VqhL9)
And my soul has been psychedelicized (Time)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (+E3TQ)
Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (88xKn)
"Time"
The Chambers Brothers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 09:54 AM (VqhL9)
I actually like that song, but then again, I don't hear it that often. Then again, "Layla" is the most over-fucking-played song ever. That should be used on Gitmo prisoners.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (Cus5s)
Is this going to be on the test?
-- Art students everywhere
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 09:52 AM (Y4EXg)
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Had an advanced college math class with that one asshole who, in every class, continually asks the professor "Is this going to be on the midterm?"
After one midterm, the kid protests "You said this wasn't going to be on the midterm!" The professor -- normally humorous and mechanical -- rubs his hands together, gets a mischievous look on his face, and says with maniacal glee "I lied!"
We laughed about that all year ...
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)
My thoughts exactly.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 09:58 AM (VqhL9)
Bullshit. You were thinking "om nom nom nom!"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (HKPap)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:00 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2019 09:55 AM (/669Q)
"That's some creepy art in your waiting room, sir."
*blank stare*
"It's what your teeth are gonna look like if you don't do as I tell you."
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 10:00 AM (t+qrx)
At least the Brits seem to be giving their officers guns more frequently.
*******
Bobby on the scene, "I say, Nigel? Would you be a good fellow and pop round the precinct and submit a requisition form to the duty sergeant for a Webley revolver and oh let's say two, no make that three, rounds of ammunition straightaway? That's a proper lad!. Pip pip, now!"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 10:00 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (zBaqJ)
Play Free Bird!
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:00 AM (X/Pw5)
I see a vulva with strange angular tattoos.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:58 AM (NMAzL)
Isn't this really the story of...
a) Bruce Jenner
b) Lena Dunham
c) Nancy "salt creature" Crater
d) Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 10:00 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: publius,
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Give her $50 bucks and tell her to get out of your house before anyone else wakes up!!
You go home now!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:01 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 10:01 AM (+QYmp)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 10:02 AM (HKPap)
Could be, but I see cooters in everything. On the brain,one might surmise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:02 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (zBaqJ)
Play Free Bird!
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:00 AM (X/Pw5)
Standard Sefton routine is to shout "Play Whipping Post!" at street musicians. Especially the Chinese dude at the West 4th Street subway station playing the shamisen. But people did look at me when I shouted that during a production of "La Traviata" at the Met.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 10:02 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:03 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 09:59 AM (NWiLs)
Lol. I love heart. Because mine is a piece of coal. Black as night, hard as stone.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:04 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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That was you?
I should have walked over and introduced myself.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:04 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 29, 2019 09:51 AM (RuIsu)
"Earache, my eye!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 10:04 AM (zBaqJ)
Why don't the Democrats and the media cut out the bs and admit that?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 29, 2019 10:04 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:03 AM (UUBmN)
I'll be right over.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 10:04 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:03 AM (UUBmN)
Yep...be right over!
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:05 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 10:05 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 10:05 AM (ZCEU2)
*the corner of bluebell's mouth twitches in a faint smile*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 10:05 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 29, 2019 10:04 AM (Uu+Jp)
I wonder how things would be different if Trump had run and been elected as a Democrat
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 10:06 AM (cknjq)
I see a vulva with strange angular tattoos.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 09:58 AM (NMAzL)
________
"Uhm, those aren't tattoos." -- Gwenyth Paltrow
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 10:06 AM (WqPYg)
I'm surprised they haven't banned those cricket bats...I'm sure a few deaths have been "caused" by them over the years.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:07 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2019 10:02 AM (zBaqJ)
lol
Had a friend from Philly who would do the same with Stuck in the Middle with You.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 10:07 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 10:07 AM (HKPap)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 10:08 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vanya at November 29, 2019 10:09 AM (CZcRw)
Posted by: McBain at November 29, 2019 10:09 AM (vqIkG)
I wonder how things would be different if Trump had run and been elected as a Democrat
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 10:06 AM (cknjq)
I wonder how different things would be if the media and the Democrats hadn't gone insane with Trump's election.
For one, I suppose, the existence of the deep state would still be no more than a rumor.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 29, 2019 10:09 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: kallisto
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The cannoli didn't go over well yesterday. I bought the shells and they were horrible.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:09 AM (UUBmN)
Well, Epstein may have been the reason the Victoria's Secret show was cancelled this year:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7736591
Victoria's Secret boss Leslie Wexler was one of Epstein's pals. He was the one who *gave* Epstein that townhouse in NYC, the one where Prince Andrew stayed.
Epstein was involved in no telling how many things such as this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:10 AM (NMAzL)
Ran it past marketing and marketing and marketing gave it the go ahead.
Sort of the urban sombrero of pinwheels.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:10 AM (WEBkv)
The Conquest of Time could also represent my sciatic nerve that I hurt
yesterday. Ouch. Really, it is most uncomfortable. It's a drag getting
old.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 10:01 AM (+QYmp)
_______
May not be the cause of your pain, but for me this happens when my piriformis muscle gets tight. Massage helped originally (but is too expensive to do regularly) so now I use a foam roller to loosen it up.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 10:11 AM (WqPYg)
If they banned all knifes, forks would be the main choice, if then forks spoons, so it will never end.
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 10:05 AM (ZCEU2)
Knife? Fork? Spoon? What are these words you speak?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:11 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 29, 2019 10:11 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2019 10:12 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for abstract webwork at November 29, 2019 10:12 AM (ECLlc)
Good Morning, Horde!
Today it's my turn to regale (and possibly bore) you with my preparations for our Thanksgiving feast.
Just got the turkey on the smoker 10 min ago. Wed night, I brined it with maple syrup (hey CBD, at least it's not French Toast!), brown sugar, Kosher salt, whole garlic cloves, and a poultry bouquet (fresh sprigs of sage, rosemary, and thyme. Scarborough was a bit too far to go for herbs.
Smoker is set for 225, but I expect it to run about 5 degrees cooler. It's a Traeger and 40 degrees is the boundary temp for whether to use the insulating cover. Of course it's 39.5 degrees out now. Rather a bit cooler and run it hotter and 15 min longer at the end than fight it being too hot all day. I am using apple wood.
Yesterday morning, I took the bird out of the brine, let it drain on a cookie sheet, dried it thoroughly with paper towels, then double bagged it in shopping bags. You know the ones. The kind your college neice's boyfriend says only get used once and will kill Gaia.
Now I never brined a bird the stuck it in the fridge for 48 hrs. I am usually putting it on the smoker at 0530 for a 1230 carving time, so this is new territory.
I toyed with the idea of leaving it unwrapped. Hey, CBD, I know there's some French cooking term for leaving a bird uncovered on the counter for a bit. Something to do with changes to the skin. Like I said, thought about it, but it's a holiday meal for others, so not really time to experiment.
After drying and cleaning and drying the cookie sheet, bird is back that to be painted in more maple syrup. Hope CBD's not gagging. Liberally (the good kind!) rubbed with rotisserie chicken spice mix. Got a big ole container of that at the bulk foods market in Amish country. Colorado Spice Co brand.
Put the bird in a one-shot aluminum roasting pan along the neck, amputated tail, giblets, and half inch of water. I'll pluck out these after a few hours (measured by convenience not cooking time) and then makes some stock. Likely 3 hrs or so.
Mrs IMG and I will share the stove today. She's making a barrel of smashed taters. I am baking some rolls and at the last minute making gravy.
Won't get over to F-I-L today. Prolly tomorrow. Had a nice (one sided) chat last night. Sure hope there's a lil spark left inside listening.
Ladies all leaving in an hour to meet the funeral director.
Thank you everyone for your thoughts and prayers. They truly are a comfort.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 29, 2019 10:13 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 10:14 AM (+QYmp)
Posted by: MHK at November 29, 2019 10:14 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 10:14 AM (HKPap)
Posted by: publius
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Wexner was the source of much of Epstein's money and power. He is/was a major player in all of this IMHO. I have been beating this horse for a long time.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:14 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:09 AM (UUBmN)
Buy a pizzelle iron for next year. Not only can you make pizelles, which is a super easy recipe btw, but when the are hot out of the iron you can roll them into cannoli shells. You will have the best cannolis in the world. I have a counter full right now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:15 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:15 AM (VqhL9)
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"Slap a hot iron to it?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:16 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Vanya at November 29, 2019 10:16 AM (CZcRw)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 29, 2019 10:16 AM (3DZIZ)
Yeah, it's amazing how Wexler just gave control of all his money to Epstein. He was that good of a financial advisor.
Yeah, right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:17 AM (NMAzL)
*******
EXCLUSIVE: ICIG Michael Atkinson Altered Whistleblower Forms to Allow for CIA Leaker - His Wife Just Happens to be Connected to Russian Collusion Hoaxer - Fusion GPS
*******
GP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 29, 2019 10:17 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Cannibal
*****
So...cannabolis?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 10:17 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:10 AM (NMAzL)
______
Our Thanksgiving guest yesterday, a most conservative gentleman who's the last person you'd expect to hear a "conspiracy theory" from, believes Epstein is still alive.
It hit me then that the lack of a virtual dead-man's switch -- where on the event of his untimely death, all the blackmail evidence on all the powerful pedos would be released to numerous media outlets and law enforcement agencies -- fully supports his belief. That, and the fact that we never saw the body.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 10:17 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 10:18 AM (dQ1sa)
*******
Nah Epstein'sPedo Island & New Mexico Ranch all had pinhole cameras in the rooms & made his money that way
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 29, 2019 10:18 AM (BqBId)
"Help ! I've been stabbed !"
BLAM !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 10:18 AM (arJlL)
First I have to wait for twitter to update all my 'subversive' feeds. Twenty active channels and not a single update for an hour.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:18 AM (IMdOQ)
"Slap a hot iron to it?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:16 AM (WEBkv)
Ah, teh Black Friday 'slap a hot iron' comment. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:19 AM (VqhL9)
*******
More Suspicious Events in Obama's White House Connects Schiff's Suspected Whistleblower Eric Ciaramella to Soros Operatives
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 29, 2019 10:20 AM (BqBId)
Yeah, at this point, I can believe Epstein is still alive -- may be that "Arab" fellow, Hadid Nakeel Muhsef.
Serious, I joked a while back that the "hanging in the prison cell" was a Mission Impossible style operation. Epstein's corpse was played by Martin Landau in a rubber mask, and there was this strange silver haired man around going on about gladiator movies. (I stole that from Bertram Cabot and some others from an ONT).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:20 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Gov. Ralph Northam at November 29, 2019 10:22 AM (weV3+)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 29, 2019 10:22 AM (tkNkP)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 10:22 AM (HKPap)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2019 10:17 AM (m45I2)
Yep, hey btw what Sy-LA-ble is the accent on in that word?
Is it CA-na-bolis ? Or Can-NA-bolis ? OT Can-na-BO-lis?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:23 AM (VqhL9)
yesterday. Ouch. Really, it is most uncomfortable. It's a drag getting
old.
Yup, I pulled mine whilst taking a shower yesterday. It hurt to walk, which is new. It's still sore today.
Last time that happened, I'd never been in so much pain in my life. Couldn't sleep more than about 3 hours at a time and was eating pain pills like candy for a week or two. This whole "getting old" thingy isn't for the faint of heart.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:23 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 10:23 AM (1i0I3)
So, the artist mislabeled it. Obviously.
Posted by: GWB at November 29, 2019 10:23 AM (VM0fq)
How do we know he didn't- naively- send them all the evidence?
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:24 AM (Ibwur)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:24 AM (KP5rU)
I'm convinced that Epstein was an asset for the CIA, and the other Western Intel agencies. His job was to compromise various movers and shakers so they could be pwned as needed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:24 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:23 AM (HaL55)
Word BB. I'm running out of God given joints.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:24 AM (VqhL9)
I wonder what I did with my Shocked Face. I called the dry cleaners and they said I picked it up two weeks ago. Should prolly put one of those RFID tags on it so's I can find it...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:25 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:25 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 09:52 AM (HKPap)
Milton disagrees in a really neat poem of his. It's called "On Time No I Don't Mean Promptly I Mean About Time Wait That's Ambiguous Too Look It's Just Me Addressing Time Look Why Are You Like This".
https://poets.org/poem/time
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 09:56 AM (t+qrx)
Your invented title is better than the poem!
Posted by: m at November 29, 2019 10:25 AM (M5wRT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Word BB. I'm running out of God given joints.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
I rarely roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 10:26 AM (dEvh1)
Remember those photos of Ghislaine supposedly taken at an IN-out Burger in LA? Total photoshopped fakes. Her image was put in, and she was reading a book entitled, "The Book of Honor: The Secret Lives and Deaths of CIA Operatives".
That was a message, right there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:26 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Infidel
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 10:27 AM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:28 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 10:28 AM (1i0I3)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:28 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:29 AM (O/X1S)
...and there goes a perfectly good mouthful of pie...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:29 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 10:29 AM (1i0I3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 10:28 AM (1i0I3)
Well thats different take on the Jimmy Hoffa tale.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:29 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:30 AM (KP5rU)
It hit me then that the lack of a virtual dead-man's switch -- where on the event of his untimely death, all the blackmail evidence on all the powerful pedos would be released to numerous media outlets and law enforcement agencies -- fully supports his belief. That, and the fact that we never saw the body.
Posted by: ShainS
Other than the fact that he's too much of a liability if he's still alive.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 10:30 AM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 10:29 AM (1i0I3)
drowned mouse in the water reservoir
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:30 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:30 AM (KP5rU)
The party was epic.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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The same as everyone else - little girls and boys.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (Wd55D)
It looks industrial at first with wood and sharp metal bits, but after staring at it it looks like internal organs in a rib cage.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 09:55 AM (gd9RK)
I thought it was Kandinsky too and I think it looks like violins.
I like it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Col "Blue Eyes' Taylor at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (dQ1sa)
i want to know what fbi did on epstein's island.
Umm, made a lot of evidence disappear? Or collected a bunch of souvenirs?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:32 AM (HaL55)
Needs more elephant dung.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (Wd55D)
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Ocelot poop. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:32 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Infidel
Ground Epstein. Horrible to the last drop.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 10:32 AM (+QYmp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:24 AM (Ibwur)
By "them" you mean the straight-shooting honest standup men and women of the FBI?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:32 AM (HaL55)
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I'm going with "and" instead of "or."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (GbPPJ)
Violins against women?
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: The Gummit at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (ABjxW)
Umm, made a lot of evidence disappear? Or collected a bunch of souvenirs?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:32 AM (HaL55)
Oral examinations?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (Uu+Jp)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. That painting looks like the WSU defense of late.
Goes looking for coffee
Apple Cup. Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (axyOa)
Hmmm. When I first looked at it I thought Kandinsky, then I felt
dumb, then I double checked Kandinskys and I'm back to that having been a
plausible guess.
It looks industrial at first with wood and sharp metal bits, but
after staring at it it looks like internal organs in a rib cage.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 09:55 AM (gd9RK)
I thought it was Kandinsky too and I think it looks like violins.
I like it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around
It's clearly John Harrison's first chronometer. Bits of metal and wood, time-related.....gad, I'm perceptive.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (T6t7i)
Violins against women?
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:35 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2019 10:35 AM (QZCjk)
I'm sure Ghislaine is just like her daddy. She's working for MI6/MI5/Mossad, and God knows who else. Robert Maxwell was some sort of n-tuple agent, probably losing track of who he was really supposed to be working for himself.
Ghislaine followed in Daddy's footsteps.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:35 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:35 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:24 AM (Ibwur)
By "them" you mean the straight-shooting honest standup men and women of the FBI?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Nah. If anyone could id a person that could be bought off or was a perv or a scumbag themselves, it was Epstein. I think E was an excellent judge of character.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (Y4EXg)
That picture is just a jumble of geometric shapes, not distinguishable as a recognizable image.
I would give only the most cursory glance then dismissal.
Feel free to call me a heathen, unappreciative of fine art if you choose.
Posted by: iongrampa at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (KATBx)
"All Americans should support Israel because Israel is a civilized country similar to the United States in terms of culture and values. .... Egypt is not free, and Gaza, the home of the "poor oppressed Palestinians," is not free. American values say Americans should side with the world's free countries and not dictatorships like Turkey and theocracies like Iran."
As we decouple from China, our new economic alliances will probably involve less free nations, and at times alliances with Egypt or Saudis will involved some compromise on our Western values.
Iran without a theocracy would perhaps culturally better fit in the Western sphere than Egypt, India seems not so free really, but a better ally than Pakistan, Mexico and points south have a more Christian culture yet are narco-states mostly ... the path toward a Western culture dominant grouping of Nation States aligned with US ... We need a better comprehensive vision of what SuperPower USA is looking for in our future partners.
Vietnam and Malaysia will take up some slack as we decouple from the Chinese efforts to conquer. At home though, we have domestic enemies seeking their own New World Order run by DeepState, and/or the commie SJW Google/FB assault on freedoms. Brexit is challenging the parallel assault on the UK.
Lots of big decisions ahead ... we need more than conservative judges, and we really need some prosecutions.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (ABjxW)
Violins against women?
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Ghislaine followed in Daddy's footsteps.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:35 AM (NMAzL)
I must say that Epstein got his money from the various alphabet agencies from around the world to get dirt on everyone he could sounds reasonable to me, not all conspiracy-y
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:37 AM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:35 AM (VqhL9)
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The interesting thing about Epsteins death? Well, other than the convenience factor. There are still plenty of other people the FBI could talk to, yet, those people somehow have managed to disappear.
It's all so completely amazing, really.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:37 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 29, 2019 10:37 AM (DjiZK)
I like it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:31 AM (GbPPJ)
Violence? I have a rant against violence.
Posted by: Miss Emily Latilla at November 29, 2019 10:37 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 10:38 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:37 AM (GbPPJ)
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Any bets as to whether or not those agencies turned a blind eye to Epstein free-lancing a bit on the side?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:38 AM (WEBkv)
Violins against women?
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Some got boned.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2019 10:38 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: iongrampa
I'll bet you also thought the Emperor had no clothes.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 10:38 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:38 AM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:38 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Miss Emily Latilla
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What's all this I hear about Presidential erections?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Cymbal of the times, I suppose.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (QZCjk)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (Y4EXg)
LMAO. I can hear her now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Cymbal of the times, I suppose.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)
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Always horning in...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (3Z6pZ)
There is no conquest of time. Tempus edax rerum.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Pffffft. Always with the wrong credit.
Posted by: Entropy at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:38 AM (WEBkv)
Sucker bet
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (GbPPJ)
Roll Tide!
And Hail State, too. Y'all kollidge football fans should watch the last 5 minutes of the Egg Bowl last night between Miss State and Ole Miss. What an ending to a game.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (HaL55)
Feel free to call me a heathen, unappreciative of fine art if you choose.
Posted by: iongrampa at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (KATBx)
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*fistbump*
Word.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:41 AM (WEBkv)
that was my first thought ... the coloring, and that big cello in the back. Somebody was very upset with the orchestra that day .... probably the third chair viola that never got his due.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 10:41 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (3Z6pZ)
....and harping about it.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:41 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Vanya at November 29, 2019 10:16 AM (CZcRw)
Thanks, Vanya. We' are all better prepared than when my Dad died. Dad was quite spry when the dogs did him in (walking three at once and two tangled leashes around his ankles).
He was on a ventilator while the kids assembled and Mom and I went and did that appt. She was unready.
F-I-L was debilitated to the point where all of us were mentally preparing. While it's not easy, it is easier than the sudden and unexpected.
M-I-L is in a better frame of mind for this meeting than yesterday evening. She was all "Oh, I don't care. Whatever you kids want." S-I-L says she had a productive conversation over breakfast, so that's good.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 29, 2019 10:41 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (HaL55)
Damn. Missed it. My signal was scrambled.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:42 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 29, 2019 10:42 AM (GXoKW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:35 AM (VqhL9)
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The interesting thing about Epsteins death? Well, other than the convenience factor. There are still plenty of other people the FBI could talk to, yet, those people somehow have managed to disappear.
It's all so completely amazing, really.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:37 AM (WEBkv)
This is why I object to the repetition of the term "pedophile" when people talk about this guy. He might have sampled the product himself. He probably did.
But what he is most famous for, and the reason he died, is not because he liked young girls, it's because he supplied young girls to the rich and powerful.
Jeffrey Epstein, pimp to the rich and powerful pedophiles of the world. Doesn't have a ring to it, but it's closer to the truth.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:42 AM (hku12)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Cymbal of the times, I suppose.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)
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Always horning in...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (3Z6pZ)
We may have to drum you out of the legion Captain!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 10:43 AM (BiNEL)
that was my first thought ... the coloring, and that big cello in the back. Somebody was very upset with the orchestra that day .... probably the third chair viola that never got his due.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 10:41 AM (Cus5s)
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W. F. Handel hurled a kettle drum at a violinist who persistently was playing the wrong notes, perhaps it's a record of that day. He also once tried to throw a soprano out a window, but was dissuaded. He took artistic disputes pretty seriously.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:44 AM (3Z6pZ)
The CIA and spook agencies the world over have networks where they get off-the-books cash. The blackest black budgets are those that are off the public books entirely.
They can hide stuff in a myriad of ways, but when they really need money they don't want anyone to be able to trace, including their own paymasters in Washington, they use other sources.
You're probably heard the persistent rumors of CIA drug running. I believe it, and believe they get tons of black cash for it.
Another way to get billions would be to compromise the world's billionaire boys clubs and officers of big corporations. Get them on tape fucking jailbait, and they'd be yours. They could get you all sorts of money.
That's what was going on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:44 AM (NMAzL)
Doesn't have a ring to it, but it's closer to the truth.
Hey ABC, release the Epstein story! Stop hiding it and stop lying.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:44 AM (HaL55)
Feel free to call me a heathen, unappreciative of fine art if you choose.
Posted by: iongrampa at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (KATBx)
My brother and I have wandered through the Art Institute of Chicago making up captions for all the paintings before. You're in good company
Posted by: Vanya at November 29, 2019 10:45 AM (CZcRw)
Prayers up for all of you.
Even when you are prepared, it isn't easy but it sounds like you are in better shape than most!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 10:45 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 29, 2019 10:45 AM (zrwhm)
Doesn't have a ring to it, but it's closer to the truth.
Hey ABC, release the Epstein story! Stop hiding it and stop lying.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:44 AM (HaL55)
There's people at ABC who are sicko's and they also don't want to disappear.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:46 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:42 AM (hku12)
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And, it's another dead body in the trail of bodies connected to the Clintons.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:47 AM (WEBkv)
Who do you think are probably on several tapes of Epstein. ABC executives.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:47 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Cymbal of the times, I suppose.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)
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Always horning in...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (3Z6pZ)
We may have to drum you out of the legion Captain!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 10:43 AM (BiNEL)
*hesitantly*
Sackbutt.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 10:48 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:42 AM (hku12)
Why it's almost like such a career path would lead to lots of money, access, and influence!
And there is seemingly no end to the number of rich and powerful pedophiles of the world.
Posted by: Prince R Andy at November 29, 2019 10:48 AM (BiNEL)
Every wonder how all the Big Media, Big Tech, and Big everybody all seem to be total bitches for the Deep State.
Epstein (and similar), that's how.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:48 AM (NMAzL)
I would give only the most cursory glance then dismissal.
Feel free to call me a heathen, unappreciative of fine art if you choose.
Posted by: iongrampa at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (KATBx)
I kinda see abstract painting like jazz music. Although I genuinely love some abstract art, whereas very little jazz appeals to me.
However, the point being, sometimes you assemble an artistic collection of seemingly random notes, and it really does add up to art.
Sometimes it's just cacophonous noise. And sometimes the so-called "artist" knows he's created shite, but still puts it out there anyway, because he doesn't think you idiots will know the difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:49 AM (hku12)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2019 10:49 AM (Dh1wo)
Epstein (and similar), that's how.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 10:48 AM (NMAzL)
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J. Edgar Hoover smiles, somewhere.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 10:49 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:50 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 10:50 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Cymbal of the times, I suppose.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)
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Always horning in...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (3Z6pZ)
We may have to drum you out of the legion Captain!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 10:43 AM (BiNEL)
*hesitantly*
Sackbutt.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 10:48 AM (t+qrx)
I've heard that a flute of champagne goes well with a sackbutt!
Posted by: Prince R Andy at November 29, 2019 10:50 AM (BiNEL)
should watch the last 5 minutes of the Egg Bowl last night between Miss
State and Ole Miss. What an ending to a game.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM
I rarely drink any more, but I did last night during that game. Oooof. And #HailState! But it looks like we're still stuck with our coach.
Posted by: Bert G at November 29, 2019 10:50 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 10:51 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 10:43 AM (BiNEL)
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La Légion de l'Ace des Piques?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:51 AM (3Z6pZ)
If you play a wrong note, it's a mistake. If you play it twice, it's jazz.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:51 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:49 AM (hku12)
IOW, it sux
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 10:51 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2019 10:52 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Cymbal of the times, I suppose.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)
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Always horning in...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (3Z6pZ)
We may have to drum you out of the legion Captain!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 29, 2019 10:43 AM (BiNEL)
*hesitantly*
Sackbutt.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 10:48 AM (t+qrx)
I've heard that a flute of champagne goes well with a sackbutt!
Posted by: Prince R Andy at November 29, 2019 10:50 AM (BiNEL)
Try a magnum!
Posted by: Steve Kroft at November 29, 2019 10:52 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2019 10:52 AM (Dh1wo)
On that note. Later gator.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:53 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:51 AM (3Z6pZ)
Oui, mon frere!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 10:53 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Bert G at November 29, 2019 10:54 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
Had five does and a six point buck wander across the front yard/pasture about 50 yards off the front porch about an hour ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 10:54 AM (dEvh1)
Posted by: RI Red at November 29, 2019 10:55 AM (Nq71V)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:55 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Perpetrated by a bunch of bassoons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 10:34 AM (GbPPJ)
All they wanted was sax.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (VqhL9)
Cymbal of the times, I suppose.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)
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Always horning in...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 10:40 AM (3Z6pZ)
At least be courteous and bring a tuba lube.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Prince R Andy
Try a magnum!
Posted by: Steve Kroft
A flute of champagne goes great with a magnumbutt!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 10:56 AM (dEvh1)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:55 AM (UUBmN)
You could throw it in the gumbo...
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 10:56 AM (X/Pw5)
I wouldn't be surprised at that. But if there were, how did that reporterette's investigation happen? I'da thought that the suits would've squashed it before it started. "Old news," donchaknow.
I bet Georgie Snuffleupagus is on one of them. Those two seemed rather chummy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 10:57 AM (HaL55)
session yesterday cooking, but got to hunt the dusk. Up before first
light for 2 and a half chilly hours in the stand this morning. Saw a
bunny and lots of birds. Tomorrow and Sunday are doe days.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
Had five does and a six point buck wander across the front yard/pasture about 50 yards off the front porch about an hour ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 10:54 AM (dEvh1)
We had a mountain lion drag a deer carcass into our back field last night.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:42 AM (hku12)
Why it's almost like such a career path would lead to lots of money, access, and influence!
And there is seemingly no end to the number of rich and powerful pedophiles of the world.
Posted by: Prince R Andy at November 29, 2019 10:48 AM (BiNEL)
I think when people can't quite wrap their minds around the idea that so many rich and powerful men are wanting underaged girls... and/or boys, for sex partners, there's a piece of this that should help it make sense:
Imagine you ARE rich and powerful. You can have anything you want, seemingly... and this dovetails to the very cogent point Trump was making with his "grab her p**sy" statement. Men who can have all the high priced ADULT women they might want, eventually get bored. It's like every other addiction, a tolerance develops, and you need more and more of your drug to get you chasing after that same high you got the first time.
Well, when it comes to gorgeous women, it pretty much amounts to the same thing, regardless of how good looking they are.
So your "high" has to come some other way. That's why hetero men will jump in bed with other men. Or trannies. So it's no stretch that many of them will gravitate to younger and younger. It's the thrill of the hunt, the high one gets, like it's the first time all over.
Money corrupts. Power corrupts. Sex corrupts.
Why, it's almost like the Bible knew what it was talking about.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (hku12)
Posted by: lin-duh
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Good for you! I use mine to make the cannoli shells, ice cream cones and, of course, pizzelle.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:55 AM (UUBmN)
Leave the gun.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
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Jews are the canary in the coal mine and things aren't looking good for the coal miners.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)
BBL...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 11:02 AM (HaL55)
Not all of them take up the offers of jailbait. I remember reading about parties Epstein would have. The idea was to get the rich and famous there, offer them the jailbait(and other appetites, no doubt) and get it all on tape.
There are some who want no part of that, and get the hell out when they see what's happening.
I imagine some of these are set up. If they willingly participate, all the better, but if not, they can be set up.
Then call them in and show the tape/pictures. Now, do what we ask or we ruin you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 11:02 AM (NMAzL)
Maybe all this bling I bought will be worth something someday.
Posted by: Go local sportsball team! at November 29, 2019 11:02 AM (vqIkG)
It explains many course changes.
Posted by: RI Red at November 29, 2019 11:02 AM (Nq71V)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (O/X1S)
You sure it isn't refurbished?
Anyway, check out Sprint...they have S8s that are refurbished for about $200, and it's a good phone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 11:03 AM (wYseH)
BBL...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 11:02 AM (HaL55)
What make? Tube...SS?
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 11:03 AM (X/Pw5)
California Plans to Hike Tax on Legal Marijuana, Threatening New Market With Rapid Extinction
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 11:03 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:49 AM (hku12)
IOW, it sux
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 10:51 AM (cknjq)
It's mind spillage, essentially. You have something to say, but don't have the words. If you let your paintbrush (or saxophone) be an expression of the expressible, it can be cathartic for the artist, and profoundly moving for the viewer/listener, if they can tap into something in their own minds that cannot be expressed with words.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:04 AM (hku12)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 11:03 AM (wYseH)
On a group plan with att. Does that make a difference?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:04 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:04 AM (hku12)
And expression of the inexpressible!
Stupid flippin' autocucumber.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:05 AM (hku12)
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Hallmark is woke but I guess anything other than the hardest left identity politics isn't woke enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)
Why, it's almost like the Bible knew what it was talking about.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (hku12)
I guess I should be praising the Lord then for not afflicting me with any of these corruption vectors.
There's always the sloth and gluttony to deal with though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:05 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (O/X1S)
You sure it isn't refurbished?
Anyway, check out Sprint...they have S8s that are refurbished for about $200, and it's a good phone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Possibly related question:
I've been thinking about acquiring a smart phone purely for wifi use, not for phone or phone service.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (6SyPK)
There's always the sloth and gluttony to deal with though.
Posted by: Count de Monet
I'll deal with it tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:04 AM (O/X1S)
Heh....yes. Never mind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (wYseH)
Am I a genius, or should I go back to bed?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (I99aF)
California Plans to Hike Tax on Legal Marijuana, Threatening New Market With Rapid Extinction
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Well, at least they have an excuse; they're all high on marijuana.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)
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Hopefully, wore EPA suits while they flashed the UV flashlights around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (6SyPK)
There are some who want no part of that, and get the hell out when they see what's happening.
I imagine some of these are set up. If they willingly participate, all the better, but if not, they can be set up.
Then call them in and show the tape/pictures. Now, do what we ask or we ruin you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 29, 2019 11:02 AM (NMAzL)
Like Trump.
He was at those hobnobbing gatherings. He's also the only person I know who was documented to have expressly objecting to having Epstein around, and had him booted from his hotel.
Way before Trump was elected, and well before Epstein was prosecuted.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (hku12)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (dEvh1)
California Plans to Hike Tax on Legal Marijuana, Threatening New Market With Rapid Extinction
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Well, at least they have an excuse; they're all high on marijuana.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)
They'll start the subsidies next. Just watch.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 11:08 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:08 AM (/sgva)
Possibly related question:
I've been thinking about acquiring a smart phone purely for wifi use, not for phone or phone service.
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (6SyPK)
My brother uses an older galaxy as a jukebox. Loads tons of music on it an it's old enough where the back comes off and you can change the battery and add an SD card.
Works well.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM
It sounds like you want a small tablet. Or perhaps an iPod Touch.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 29, 2019 11:08 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 10:50 AM (dQ1sa)
I hardly knew her spiel. You didn't say good puns.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:09 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 10:18 AM (dQ1sa)
Oh, it does look like one.
Posted by: m at November 29, 2019 11:09 AM (M5wRT)
California Plans to Hike Tax on Legal Marijuana, Threatening New Market With Rapid Extinction
Posted by: Circa
Marijuana becomes "weed" again.
Goes back to being grown everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:09 AM (dEvh1)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (dEvh1)
He made 'em. We named 'em.
That's not his problem.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I'll deal with it tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (dEvh1)
Yup, after laying carnage to the leftovers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:09 AM (dQ1sa)
Works well.
Posted by: Sponge
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I've read that the Nokia 1 is desirable for those reasons, but $$.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:09 AM (6SyPK)
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (6SyPK)
iPod? That's pretty much exactly what you're describing (though it's an iOS device, so might not be your thing).
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 11:10 AM (t+qrx)
Depending on how and where the O player gets the ball, they can now. I suspect you're talking about the forward lateral which isn't legal.
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 29, 2019 11:10 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2019 11:10 AM (Dh1wo)
Why, it's almost like the Bible knew what it was talking about.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 10:58 AM (hku12)
I guess I should be praising the Lord then for not afflicting me with any of these corruption vectors.
There's always the sloth and gluttony to deal with though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:05 AM (dQ1sa)
That Bible thingy, also mentions that we're all sinners, and the pathway to avoiding sin is pretty darned clearly laid out.
Ain't got nothin' to do with whether we're fundamentally good people or not. We're all capable of going either way.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:10 AM (hku12)
Posted by: rickb223
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Perhaps as an object lesson?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:11 AM (6SyPK)
He was at those hobnobbing gatherings. He's also the only person I know who was documented to have expressly objecting to having Epstein around, and had him booted from his hotel.
Way before Trump was elected, and well before Epstein was prosecuted.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:07
This. Whoda thunk Trump would be the least corrupt President we may ever have?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:11 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Bruce / Caitlyn/ ? Jenner at November 29, 2019 11:11 AM (vd8XM)
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (6SyPK)
If you just want wifi use, how about a Fire Tablet instead of a smart phone?
The 8 inch display version is $50 today.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (I99aF)
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (6SyPK)
Samsung Galaxy Tab A are cheap, light, powerful enough, decent battery life, and have removable SD storage. Mine is about three years old and no issues.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: BurtTC
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And, we are all capable of being better than we are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (6SyPK)
Ain't got nothin' to do with whether we're fundamentally good people or not. We're all capable of going either way.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:10 AM (hku12)
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Yeah, Salvation isn't a ledger wherein if things balance in your favor it means you're in.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (WEBkv)
I would give only the most cursory glance then dismissal.
Feel free to call me a heathen, unappreciative of fine art if you choose.
Posted by: iongrampa at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM (KATBx)
Kinda looks like whats hanging off a magnet if you drag one on the shop floor.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223
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Perhaps as an object lesson?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:11 AM (6SyPK)
God made mosquitos and fire ants too. He truly works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:13 AM (dQ1sa)
If you just want wifi use, how about a Fire Tablet instead of a smart phone?
The 8 inch display version is $50 today.
Posted by: alexthechick
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Sounds like a deal, but I'm looking for pocket sized.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:13 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:11 AM (O/X1S)
And there were stories about his LE cooperation against Epstein.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:13 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2019 11:13 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Merlyn Oliver Evans at November 29, 2019 11:14 AM (IMdOQ)
I suspect you're talking about the forward lateral which isn't legal.
Posted by: weirdflunky
Except for the shovel pass by the QB.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:14 AM (dEvh1)
This. Whoda thunk Trump would be the least corrupt President we may ever have?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:11 AM (O/X1S)
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I'm still astounded at the thought.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 11:14 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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I regard those as reminders to not get uppity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:14 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:13 AM (6SyPK)
Hello, can I interest you in some enormous pockets?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 11:14 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:13 AM (6SyPK)
Scrub Tab A, unless you have big pockets.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:14 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Yeah. I'm a luddite. Still using an iPhone 6S+.
Just typed this on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:15 AM (dEvh1)
Posted by: BurtTC
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And, we are all capable of being better than we are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (6SyPK)
The (bad) thing I don't want to do, I do readily. The (good) thing I desire to do, I don't do, or only do hesitantly.
Posted by: Some guy named Paul/Saul 2000 years ago at November 29, 2019 11:16 AM (dQ1sa)
Just typed this on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:15 AM (dEvh1)
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*unobtrusively moves Blackberry out of sight*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 11:16 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:15 AM (dEvh1)
Heh....I've still got a flip phone.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 11:17 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:11 AM (O/X1S)
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I'm still astounded at the thought.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 11:14 AM (WEBkv)
Agreed. And that's not a slam on Trump, that's just based on him being in NYC real estate and the casino business.
You would think he would get mud splashed on him just because he was in the vicinity. But nope.
Also I was looking at my investment account today (gah, that makes me sound like a grown up) and you want to know why Trump is going to get reelected, barring some catastrophic event?
Because I glanced over at the year to date gains and did a double take. Effectively, the market gained this year my entire year's net salary.
Yeah, people notice that in their 401(k)s. And they hear what the Dems are saying should happen to that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 11:18 AM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
They also sell BIG pocket jeans !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 29, 2019 11:18 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:15 AM (dEvh1)
Heh....I've still got a flip phone.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2019 11:17 AM (X/Pw5)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:18 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: alexthechick
*insert obligatory joke about it actually only being 4 inches*
Posted by: Vanya at November 29, 2019 11:19 AM (CZcRw)
The (bad) thing I don't want to do, I do readily. The (good) thing I desire to do, I don't do, or only do hesitantly.
Posted by: Some guy named Paul/Saul 2000 years ago
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Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:19 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)
Am I a genius, or should I go back to bed?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (I99
The problem is, the game has special rules to protect passers and receivers. (interference, etc) If anyone can be a passer, and anyone can be a receiver, then none of those rules make any sense (or alternatively, defense is disallowed and the offense scores a touchdown every play).
Any player CAN pass (lateral) backwards on any play. That one change prevents a team from advancing the ball using such methods, but otherwise allows it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 11:20 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Vanya
I was in the pool!
...George...
Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2019 11:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 11:20 AM (NbXNA)
Posted by: Gem at November 29, 2019 11:20 AM (65i3Q)
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Religion of peace.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)
That sucks.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:21 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:11 AM (O/X1S)
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I'm still astounded at the thought.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 11:14 AM (WEBkv)
Agreed. And that's not a slam on Trump, that's just based on him being in NYC real estate and the casino business.
You would think he would get mud splashed on him just because he was in the vicinity. But nope.
Also I was looking at my investment account today (gah, that makes me sound like a grown up) and you want to know why Trump is going to get reelected, barring some catastrophic event?
Because I glanced over at the year to date gains and did a double take. Effectively, the market gained this year my entire year's net salary.
Yeah, people notice that in their 401(k)s. And they hear what the Dems are saying should happen to that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 11:18 AM (GbPPJ)
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Taking the thought a bit further, President Trump is so clean, the Deep State had to manufacture something against PDT.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 11:21 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:21 AM (O/X1S)
Am I a genius, or should I go back to bed?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 29, 2019 11:07 AM (I99
The problem is, the game has special rules to protect passers and receivers. (interference, etc) If anyone can be a passer, and anyone can be a receiver, then none of those rules make any sense (or alternatively, defense is disallowed and the offense scores a touchdown every play).
Any player CAN pass (lateral) backwards on any play. That one change prevents a team from advancing the ball using such methods, but otherwise allows it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
If every player can, gentlemen, I give you RUGBY.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:21 AM (dEvh1)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:03 AM (UUBmN)
Why, yes. Yes it does.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:21 AM (/sgva)
GO HUSKIES!
Bow down, cougs. Bow down to Washington.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 29, 2019 11:22 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 11:18 AM (GbPPJ)
That's what I was saying to the wife yesterday. Millions of millennials moving out of their parents' basements with just three years of Trump after endless recovery summers is a enough stark contrast to make even a lib vote Trump.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:22 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Infidel
When you get up into the smartphones, they are no longer phones. They are computers. With more computing power than what went to the moon.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:23 AM (dEvh1)
I'm sure it was used to send a message to Terrorists.
Ergo CBD must be impeached, or at least censured!
Posted by: If Schiff were on AOS at November 29, 2019 11:23 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:21 AM (O/X1S)
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My good man, may we interest you in an Iphone 10s for the low low price of $1,000? Only 30 easy payments and, we guarantee it won't be obsolete the day after you pay it off.
Posted by: Apple Marketing at November 29, 2019 11:23 AM (WEBkv)
GO HUSKIES!
Bow down, cougs. Bow down to Washington.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 29, 2019 11:22 AM (PkVlr)
Who let the dogs out? Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump.
Posted by: Conan at November 29, 2019 11:24 AM (1CjJc)
Yeah, people notice that in their 401(k)s. And they hear what the Dems are saying should happen to that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 11:18 AM (GbPPJ)
It's quite amazing. The dems just don't understand the simple things us unpeople appreciate.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:24 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 29, 2019 11:25 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 11:25 AM (1glZx)
*pops battery out, looks*
LG-VX9200
https://tinyurl.com/whpaeqq
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:25 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:24 AM (O/X1S)
Like loose shoes, the other thing, and a warm place to download?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:26 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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Seems...risky.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:26 AM (6SyPK)
I've read that the Nokia 1 is desirable for those reasons, but $$.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:09 AM (6SyPK)
The only issue he has is that it default turns the volume down and tells you "It's too loud!!!!" so you have to click Ok to allow it to turn the volume up past 1/2. He never uses it for headphones, so Google should suck it.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Later, all!
Enjoy your day after T-day!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 29, 2019 11:26 AM (WEBkv)
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Religion of peace.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)
That sucks.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:21 AM (dQ1sa)
The only thing that might make this story more 2019, is if one of the "women" in a hijab was a tranny.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:26 AM (hku12)
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them off the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 11:27 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:03 AM (UUBmN)
*waits patiently by USB port*
Our family never did Black Friday shopping so it's not really a thing for me. So I'm sitting here going oh hey I need to make a Target run because I need some basic household stuff. Then my brain kicks and and goes oh HELL NO don't do that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 11:27 AM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: alexthechick
I picked up the wife's Christmas present on Tuesday because I didn't want to go to Target on Black Friday.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:29 AM (dEvh1)
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Didja see this about the Ole Miss end zone celebration?
When Ole Miss scored with four seconds remaining in regulation, the game looked destined for overtime. That was until Rebels wideout Elijah Moore got a little too frisky when celebrating his touchdown that cut Mississippi State's lead to 21-20.
Yes, that is Moore crawling on the turf and pretending to pee like a dog (in homage to DK Metcalf) - a celebration that drew a 15-yard penalty. Instead of setting up a normal extra point, the try was 15 yards longer than usual.
Predictably, Luke Logan pushed his kick to the right, allowing Mississippi State to hold on to a wild 21-20 win.
Video at link.
https://yhoo.it/2Oy20zX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 11:23 AM (dEvh1)
Worth noting. They're email and chat agents, HQ postin' stations, and financial management tools. They summon cat videos from the ether. They're also better cameras than single-purpose point-and-shoot digital cameras from five years ago, zap the pictures over to anyone you want to share them with instantly, and are more likely to be in your pocket when you see something that you want to get a picture of. They play music. They play games. They're only vestigially phones.
They're actually not very good at the phone part.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 11:31 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 10:30 AM (dEvh1)
If Epstein were a CIA asset, their grubby hands would be on the dead man switch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:31 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:26 AM
Actually, it's RISCy.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 29, 2019 11:31 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 11:31 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2019 11:27 AM (GbPPJ)
Wife went out. I chose playing video games with the kids, instead.
Told her to grab me two $100 1TB SSDs, while she was out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:31 AM (1CjJc)
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them off the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
Posted by: Kindltot
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Which reminds me that I recently looked up the lyrics of 'A Boy Named Sue', excerpt:
"Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:32 AM (6SyPK)
It's funny cause risc.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 11:31 AM (ZLI7S)
It's not complex.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:32 AM (1CjJc)
The loud speaker said "fear not, for I bring you tidings of great joy, for on this day is borne, a savior, which is 0% financing." And then a host of "angels" sang "glory to Black Friday in the highest, and on this Earth, Goodwill for those who can't afford Walmart sale prices."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:32 AM (hku12)
Posted by: rickb223
I don't WANNA go to the moon !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ronco at November 29, 2019 11:33 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:26 AM
Actually, it's RISCy.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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Stop messing with my puns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:33 AM (6SyPK)
Predictably, Luke Logan pushed his kick to the right, allowing Mississippi State to hold on to a wild 21-20 win.
Video at link.
https://yhoo.it/2Oy20zX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
And they want to get paid for that shit? Stupid kids. Why the fvck would you want to pee like a dog? Really?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:35 AM (O/X1S)
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Didja see this about the Ole Miss end zone celebration?
When Ole Miss scored with four seconds remaining in regulation, the game looked destined for overtime. That was until Rebels wideout Elijah Moore got a little too frisky when celebrating his touchdown that cut Mississippi State's lead to 21-20.
Yes, that is Moore crawling on the turf and pretending to pee like a dog (in homage to DK Metcalf) - a celebration that drew a 15-yard penalty. Instead of setting up a normal extra point, the try was 15 yards longer than usual.
Predictably, Luke Logan pushed his kick to the right, allowing Mississippi State to hold on to a wild 21-20 win.
Video at link.
https://yhoo.it/2Oy20zX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Good job, ftard. Whatever you think of the "excess celebration" rules, the players all know about them. I'd bench the idiot at least partway into *next* season (well unless he's a senior...).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2019 11:36 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:36 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (757h3)
They're actually not very good at the phone part.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 11:31 AM (t+qrx)
They gave me a work phone, made by the Borgapple, and I'm still getting used to its inferior ways. Nevertheless, I have a desk phone sitting there that is damned near useless, so whenever anyone asks me "what's your extension," I tell them to call me on my cell. It's a better phone than that stupid 80s technology piece of crep they put on my desk.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (O/X1S)
One of the rationalizations I had for giving up pot was that some dogshit Cartel was profiting from it. Like this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:29 AM
It illustrates why I chose State over OM.
Posted by: Bert G at November 29, 2019 11:40 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2019 11:12 AM (9Om/r)
Hah! So true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:44 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:13 AM (6SyPK)
Get an older Blackberry that uses the Blackberry OS, not android. Has a real keyboard, too. Fifty bucks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:30 AM (KP5rU)
Exactly what they did when Hoover died. Exactly.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 11:51 AM (1glZx)
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:06 AM (6SyPK)
Samsung Galaxy Tablet "Tab A6"
they are about 100 bucks on Amazon or Fry's, they have a slot for a micro SD, they are purely wifi, and fit in most inside coat pockets like a dream.
I got one for my GF when she went to Seoul, since I really didn't want the Norks to have all her personal information and I knew her cell based tablet wouldn't work on that network there, but I find it very useful myself. I also now know all the free WiFi spots in my daily circuit .
My only complaint is the virtual keyboard, and should I ever get a bug about it, I will buy a bluetooth keyboard for it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 11:59 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 12:01 PM (1glZx)
--any art studio, last 100 years.
Posted by: Matthew H Iskra at November 29, 2019 12:17 PM (0MpOC)
Contact him today and get your problem solved.
Posted by: Laura Morris at December 01, 2019 02:22 AM (WlAeo)
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