Little Brian Stelter: Say, Now That Our Newest Coup Attempts Are Failing, Maybe It's Time to Dust Off Our First Coup Plan, Invoking the 25th Amendment

You're not supposed to bat around the whole lineup if you keep striking out.

Yesterday, CNN announced that, with Russia Hoax 2.0 failing, they were going back to Russia Hoax 1.0-- claiming that Trump lied to Mueller or something.

Something Mueller himself was unable to establish.

Now they're going back ever further into the lineup.

Now they're trotting out the 25th Amendment coup plan again.







Plus:




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:15 PM




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1 Finally!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:15 PM (ECrgQ)

2 And centered!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:15 PM (ECrgQ)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:16 PM (ECrgQ)

4 I give up... Throws hands in air

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 08:16 PM (6XlcD)

5 Heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

6 Reruns. Always reruns. The Dems have no imagination.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:17 PM (ECrgQ)

7 They're claiming only a crazy person would put up with all the happy horseshit they fling at him every waking hour for three years straight so 25th Amendment.

In a nutty sorta way that makes sense.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (RLKE7)

8 Can't we just move on to Obstruction of Justice

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (CDGwz)

9 I've been watching some videos of the testimony and it appears, and feel free to disagree with me here, but it appears that the entire thing is a contrived sham.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (D2sB2)

10 hmm that MIGHT be an open tag I spy

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (Rarvo)

11 centered!

Posted by: tbodie at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (lJTbP)

12 Jeffrey Epstein didn't shart himself.

Posted by: jsg at November 19, 2019 08:19 PM (S6H6D)

13 Pretty sure Mike Pence is on board for that whole 25th Amendment thing.. cuz I heard it on CNN..
Oh.. wait..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2019 08:19 PM (438dO)

14 Thank you for your service, Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

15 right down the middle

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 08:19 PM (FEQY4)

16 OT: Relax on a warm beach, and watch the swaying palms. And elbows.



https://tinyurl.com/qb9ygnr

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (GZCaY)

17 Very centered

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (DU2N9)

18 I didn't think Dr could do this stuff.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (jR+TO)

19 funny that, obama's doctor should know, since his actual patient was a stuttering clusterfuck who needed a teleprompter to fart.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (FEQY4)

20 Great Heavens, they're rolling out the body of Captain John McCain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (CDGwz)

21 Huh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (3BlqQ)

22 Ahhh ooooommmmmm. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (Y4EXg)

23
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Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

24 Look. Threads are delicate things.
Dense.
But delicate.

If you don't put them dead center on the shelf, the shelf will tip and the Thread will end up in pieces on the floor.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (yDWtO)

25 Who farted?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

26 So silly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

27 At least I didn't read the content this time.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (J6P5a)

28 Did they skip Russia, Russia, Marcia this cycle?

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Fxgkp)

29








Based

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Fxgkp)

30 Sort of a real time demonstration that Democrats have not had an original idea since FDR stoke the 1928 Communist Party USA platform and mad it his own

Which, come to think of it, is not a particularly original idea either

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (DU2N9)

31 Trump's in better shape than Stelter, who's less than half his age.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

32 I'm here lurking
not in a creepy way
just in a lazy way

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (G546f)

33 Let's go back in time and murder baby Trump!
-Media Luminaries

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (2B9A/)

34 Maybe they could find several semi-loads of ballots at Al Franken's and declare Hillary the winner after all.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (Ndje9)

35 Ace is back to shelving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

36 Awesome sauce, in the trousers....

Posted by: Gbone at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (FISVQ)

37 lol, either reaboi said that twice, or ace did it for emphasis.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (dnjy6)

38 Now DO RGB,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (jR+TO)

39 Why are the words afraid of the edges?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (LOq4H)

40 But we were told slow, pausing, searching for words was a sign of a superior intellect when the SCOMF was president. It's as if the truth keeps changing.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (NbRJx)

41 The investigations will never end. This is the new status quo. The 25th gambit will eventually enter the lineup for real, in all likelihood.

But when impeachment is over in a few months, I expect the next play will be SDNY investigation of the Trump Organization and campaign.

25th amendment play maybe after that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (Au0CU)

42 I'm here lurking
not in a creepy way
just in a lazy way
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (G546f)


I identify with this comment and sentiment.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (t+qrx)

43 And the 25th Amendment is even harder to work than impeachment.



Of course for the more excitable here, this is an acknowledgement from CNN that the Democrats have nothing. Nothing at all here in Ukraine. And all that this has accomplished is bore the public even more with "Get Trumpy! - The Musical!" and out a whole lot of people that they should have preferred stayed undercover.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (GZCaY)

44 that poor chicken.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (KP5rU)

45 I bet Swalwell leaves skid marks in the parking lot when the shitshow ends.

Posted by: jsg at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (S6H6D)

46 Please don't listen to the voices, Schiff, and kill yourself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

47
There's always emoluments and tax returns.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (7rVsF)

48 As long as we're digging deep - why not articles of impeachment on Union occupation soldiers not treating those former Confederates States with some respect, huh? Trump, Yankee bastard!

Hey, any port in a storm, eh?

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)

49 >> lol, either reaboi said that twice, or ace did it for emphasis.

There are rumors that ace has a substance problem.

We don't talk about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

50 Clearly Ace is the prophesied one who will bring balance to the thread

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (87EdW)

51 WHEEEEE-LAAAA!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (3Z6pZ)

52 Mock them. Keep mocking them. When they complain mock them some more. Fuck these people.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (Rz36l)

53 Sorry, Tater. Tillerson has left the building.

And we're worried about people not being able to find words after eight years of Captain Teleprompter?

LOLGF

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (JCrfD)

54
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (KCxzN)

55 Did they skip Russia, Russia, Marcia this cycle?
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Fxgkp)

I think taxes are the next thing. Or is hush payments next? I can't keep them straight.

Or maybe the left will take time off to shriek about the WH Christmas decorations before they go back to the list.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (ECrgQ)

56 Stelter can fart like a Swallwell.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (NVYyb)

57 As Obama's former doctor and Hillary's current campaign manager, I can say with utmost confidence that Trump is unfit for office.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (h1jJh)

58 Centered it was
Amazon commercial on
This haiku is done

Posted by: AoS Haiku at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (OVnvO)

59 BTW; that Garden Gnome of Trump showing in an ad here?

That suckers only 9" tall!!!!

What a rip off. Garden Gnomes got to be at least 18" so they can be seen from the street!!

I was going to get one but that's too small for the price.

Plus it'll get stolen the first night it's out.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (cxIsI)

60 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (t+qrx)

61 Everyone stay in the center so we don't tip over.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

62 that poor chicken.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (KP5rU)
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Yeah. I know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (3Z6pZ)

63 Then they can always roll Stormy back in on her hands and knees.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (377Zs)

64 Heh. Schiff is going to plant 'bribery' in the public's mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (xSo9G)

65 it takes one to know one.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (dnjy6)

66 I crepitate in your general direction!

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (EgshT)

67 stelter, that's trigglypuff's brother, right? i can't keep up with all these nicklefuckers anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (KP5rU)

68 Schiff explaining, "Bribery, for those watching at home..."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

69 Centrally located
How chic!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (a4qVe)

70 This thread has become Vindman's pants, I see

Wide and unsparingly ridiculous!

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (32YRo)

71
Do you know who's fault it is that the Ukraine coup is getting no traction? Yours. If you weren't so blind to the hard-hitting journalism, if you weren't so distracted by raising kids and living your stupid bourgeois life, you would be marching on Washington right now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (7rVsF)

72 Pretty soon we will be back to emoluments. All those Russian hotel reservations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (NVYyb)

73 Stormy Daniels deuce coup coming in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (WqPYg)

74 I can't wait to see the descent into madness when trump is re elected.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (ONb8c)

75

Just remember to forget my most excellent prediction last week: the Democrats will call to testify a psychiatrist to "testify" the president is mentally unfit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (iCTKF)

76 Oh right. Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff are going to the point of the spear to convince the American people that Trump is mentally unfit for office--while he continues to run rings around them politically, strategically and tactically.

Trump anticipated this more than a week ago when he told the Washington press corps that "Nancy Pelosi has lost her mind."

He's not wrong.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (YVDiH)

77 This is what a political party does when they have accomplished anything positive for a decade.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (BJKQV)

78 awesome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (J1R3A)

79 Stelter can fart like a Swallwell.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (NVYyb)
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Fart, fart like the wind!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (3Z6pZ)

80 20 Great Heavens, they're rolling out the body of Captain John McCain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc



beep

Posted by: John McCain's wheelchair at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (Gf0s/)

81 First format change in a decade...
Centered FTW!!

Posted by: Gbone at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (FISVQ)

82 How many court dates has RBG missed? The rumors of her having pancreatic cancer are more credible than this garbage.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (jR+TO)

83 Jeebers, Schiff is creepy beyond description. A toad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (xSo9G)

84 Ugh F*** the Left.

I know some people think I should "go home" to them, but no.

F*** them.

I know what Marxism leads to.

Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (pgXNG)

85 roll in Stormy? they do say she's round-heeled.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

86 Trump garden gnomes?! I have just completed my Christmas shopping!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (LOq4H)

87 Schiff shifts into lying editorial mode.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (xSo9G)

88 There are rumors that ace has a substance problem.

We don't talk about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

Snorting powdered hobo blood is called 'Chasing the Tramp.' It is said that the dried, powdered blood of an albino hobo will make one immortal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (2B9A/)

89 can someone please bang the gong on this pig?

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (dnjy6)

90 For goodness sake, DO NOT piss off Meggie Mac. She might tell you to rot in hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

91 They are going to whip out lipstick and paste on big joker smiles as the states are called for trump next Nov.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (ONb8c)

92 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (arJlL)

93 Schiff explaining, "Bribery, for those watching at home..."

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Only Sen Romney looked up when he said that...

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (32YRo)

94 TUCA!!! I weep for joy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

95 From @OutfrontCNN: Dr. David Scheiner, Obama's former doctor, says Trump's "inability to say words sometimes worries me tremendously. He is having trouble word-finding... Comedians joke about it, but it's not a joking matter."


______



LMAO. Scheiner will come! You'll always have that bright bulb plagiarizing wordsmith Joe Biden to kick Trump's ass in the debates.



Trump is a stable genius ... and funnier than every pathetic late-night "comedian" combined. lolgf

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (WqPYg)

96 So what's the over/under on how many days before "someone" goes and shoots-up a school? Or a day-care center? 2? 3? 1?

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (DU2N9)

97 Snorting powdered hobo blood is called 'Chasing the Tramp.' It is said that the dried, powdered blood of an albino hobo will make one immortal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (2B9A/)

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If you cut open the skull of an albino hobo, it's full of gold. And Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (Au0CU)

98 I mentioned this exact thing yesterday, I think in meatspace. "They haven't done the 25th amendment in a while..."

It's just about owning every minute of the news cycle so we don't start talking about stuff like immigration, world stability, the economy, or Trump's general spine and strength. So when one of their games gets a little tiresome, they have another to fall back on. The four or five assorted topics are by design.
The orders for what each day's news will be comes from the DNC or some related entity. Skeleter is just following orders.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (uEbPt)

99 Snorting powdered hobo blood is called 'Chasing the Tramp.' It is said that the dried, powdered blood of an albino hobo will make one immortal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (2B9A/)

Wild-sourced hobos only? Or are city-raised hobos allowed?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (ECrgQ)

100 why the fuck was Tucker preempted for this Schiffshow?

Posted by: Avi at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (kSq2k)

101 By golly, let's explore more ways we can boot Trump from office! We haven't just been talking about that for over three years, we pledged our souls to it! Because if there isn't anything that people haven't heard before is about the iniquities of Donald Trump! And his lawbreaking! And atrocities! And his Constitution Shredder (Pat. Pend.) working day and night in the National Archives to reduce your liberties to Zero!


So let us have a preview of "Get Trumpy! - The Miniseries!" where a brave young female Under Deputy First Assistant to the Fourth Secretary of State finds the bombshell information that is guaranteed to send the Golden Scalp Weasel to the taxidermist!


It'll be more gripping than "Shogun!" or "Lonesome Dove!" We promise! Have we ever lied to you about this before?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (GZCaY)

102 Foreign aid is now bribery. Good to know.

Let's stop.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (JCrfD)

103 I see that Heidi has been getting advice from the infamous AOSHQ Emergency Medical Team. I should be dead by morning. But as always I appreciate the sentiment. Did Weasel cry when he heard?

Posted by: Some hipster Cam at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (oY5lM)

104 Swallowell's Indian name is "Wind Breaker"!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)

105
Biden sniffing Swallowell. I'm ded.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

106 Here's to you, Adam Schiff.

https://tinyurl.com/r7y7mpt

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

107 Schiff whines like woman.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (WQZ1O)

108 Lol. TuCa must lurk here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

109 Shit.

Posted by: Some hipster Cannibal at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (oY5lM)

110 /center>
Loose shit, ironically enough.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)

111 My former doctor says Joe Biden is a pedophile sex predator who helped Prince Andrew hold Epstein down while Bill Clinton strangled him. This worries him tremendously, it's not a joking matter.

Posted by: ken at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (Ba+RP)

112 Schiff by rights should be on Hyperion Blvd. holding a sign that says, "Will impeach for food."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (3Z6pZ)

113 BTW, I wonder if Ace has gone for the night??

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (Dh1wo)

114 I sense something is wrong. Something different. Can't put my finger on it though.

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (MVjcR)

115 MSNBC=

Scratch and Sniff TV

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (xXx5y)

116 Tucker is one of us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

117 So then the rumors are true.

Ace has gone centrist.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (D2sB2)

118 114 I sense something is wrong. Something different. Can't put my finger on it though.
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (MVjcR)

It definitely isn't right.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (ECrgQ)

119 When this very serious matter of bribery or is squid pro bro or whatever is over the Dems will have both impeachment AND their many accomplishments while in control of the House to run on. Winning!

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (NbRJx)

120 DO NOT piss off Meggie Mac. She might tell you to rot in hell.

She can do that? She has the Keys Of Saint Peter? News to me.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

121 Tucker giving is Vindman's greatest hits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

122 Swallowell's Indian name is "Wind Breaker"!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
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Oddly enough, so is Flashman's.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (3Z6pZ)

123 Everyone jump to the right

Posted by: FtWorthMike at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (5lKKp)

124 114 weasel, a disturbance in the force perhaps?

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (a4qVe)

125 Trump garden gnomes?! I have just completed my Christmas shopping!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
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Ah. Link to photobucket: https://tinyurl.com/ugtmkyx

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (CDGwz)

126


The entire Democrat field is filled with unwell people, and that fat little butterball starts talking this crap again.

Biden's eye filled up with blood in the middle of a debate, Buttjudgdgd is gay, maybe have major fecal incontinence, Warren's face is stretched so tightly you could bounce a quater off it, Bernie has probably had AT LEAST two heart attacks in the last six months....is there anyone else running? Too many of those idiots running around.

But hey, Trump is so crazy and stuff!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (lg/F7)

127 Do you collect the hobo blood before, during or after skinning? How much dried hobo blood can a shelf hold? How much diet coke?

Oh, and I loved the part were they seemed offended POTUS blew off the functionary talking points...Shocking. I guess they were used to lazy ass jug ears who could not be bothered to put any effort in of his own most of time.

Posted by: Gbone at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (FISVQ)

128 the centering is disturbing my bourbon

Posted by: woke to be drunk at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (WX+x0)

129 The Biden sniff thing *never* gets old or loses its zing.


Laughing amidst the civic squalor and sad degraded husk of a modern republic we once had.


Oh - and WTF with the Conan The Dog event?? There was a great photoshop of Biden sniffing Conan, which reminded me. Thought PDT was going to have Conan in for a ceremony at the WH.


Good dog!


Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (QDnY+)

130 soo when does the Russians Hookers pissing on a bed come up on the Wheel of Impeachment

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (BqBId)

131 I feel a sudden urge for some Swiss cheese.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:35 PM (JCrfD)

132 Anyone not watch Tucker is missing out. Bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

133 Schiff breaks just like a little girl.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:35 PM (PUmDY)

134 It sucks when ace falls off the wagon and starts using again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

135 DuckDuckGo fart and Swallwell's picture appears.

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

136 I sense something is wrong. Something different. Can't put my finger on it though.
Posted by: Weasel
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It's as if thousands of Left Justifcations suddenly cried out...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (CDGwz)

137 This topic (25th Amendment) has always griped me more than most of the other idiocy, because it's clear that any idiot pushing this has never called up the Constitution and done a 5 minute glance through the actual 25th Amendment. (this is what lets me know that McCabe is a great, illiterate fool, because he apparently took it seriously)

I've gone into a long explanation long ago, but short and sweet: It is literally, in every way, EASIER to Impeach than it is to use the 25th Amendment procedures! You have to have 2/3 of BOTH Houses to pass it, plus the Ringleader has to be the Vice President. It's only useful for those rare instances where the President is completely incapacitated, but his party doesn't want to impeach him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)

138 the centering is disturbing my bourbon
Posted by: woke to be drunk at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (WX+x0)
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Interesting...I didn't know bourbon could have emotional issues.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (3Z6pZ)

139 Foreign aid is now bribery. Good to know.



Let's stop.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (JCrfD)

The Dems, as usual, have tipped their hand about how THEY use foreign aid - and why they like it so much. And I don't mean bribes for the good of the country.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (uEbPt)

140 Ace is mainlining carbs again. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

141 a disturbance in the force perhaps?

Sorry. Me again.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (EgshT)

142 Posted by: Mike Hammer


Mike, I was hoping there was a Trump gnome for realz. I think it would be awesome!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (LOq4H)

143
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Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (786Ro)

144 Snorting powdered hobo blood is called 'Chasing the Tramp.' It is said that the dried, powdered blood of an albino hobo will make one immortal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (2B9A/)


It grants the user all the powers of the hobo.

So, not really a great deal all things considered.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)

145 Nietzsche had this theory about Eternal Recurrence...

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (Eicbe)

146 I have a question. Pay attention, this is important.

Why, when all the comments are centered, isn't the commenter data and nic?

Hah. That'll bake your noodle.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (cxIsI)

147 I didn't know Stelter said that today. You know what else I don't know? What the National Enquirer said about anything. Or my local palm reading seer.

Point is, other than what Ace posts in here, or what I see in feeds of certain actual journalists I follow, I see absolutely nothing that CNN, NYT, ABC, NBC, CNBC, etc. say about anything. On principal, I chose to boycott all of these institution years ago, before Trump. And I know I'm not alone.

There. Is. No. Daylight. Between DNC Official Playbook and the Playbooks of the media "news" organizations. The "Drudge Report" of the Progressive left IS the DNC playbook of the day. Why visit any of these sites when you can get the pure version of the crack directly from the DNC?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (DRgs8)

148 If you hit the mute button, does Swalwell become Silent But Deadly?

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (786Ro)

149 It doesn't get much funnier than someone who had any connection at all to the affirmative action intern to talk about Trump having trouble finding words. Off-script [and the scripts were horribly inane, hackeneyed, and/or offensive, even by Beltway standards, with the help of Obama's dumb kid staffers], Obama was a mumbling nothingburger. In person, it was difficult to not laugh out loud, as his self-importance and baritone only emphasized what a lightweight he was demonstrating he was, instead of masking it.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

150 I've gone into a long explanation long ago, but
short and sweet: It is literally, in every way, EASIER to Impeach than
it is to use the 25th Amendment procedures! You have to have 2/3 of
BOTH Houses to pass it, plus the Ringleader has to be the Vice
President. It's only useful for those rare instances where the
President is completely incapacitated, but his party doesn't want to
impeach him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)

Good stuff (seriously) but none of it matters. It's just an interesting, intellectual way of saying Trump is crazy/incompetent/off the rails. And the plebs are supposed to go... oooh an amendment number... this person really knows their stuff!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (uEbPt)

151 Mike, I was hoping there was a Trump gnome for realz. I think it would be awesome!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (LOq4H)
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Aren't there Chia Trumps for sale?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (3Z6pZ)

152 Wild-sourced hobos only? Or are city-raised hobos allowed?

Posted by: Linn Ridge

Farmed raised Hobos are sold only in counters at Costco, their sell date is short - wild Alaskan Hobos are best - sprinkled with Himalyan salt and just a dust of freshly squeezed lime juice, cooked on a hot grill, then reduced to allow the Hobo wine juices be retained and served with a Napa Valley red from Staggs Leap district - they make the perfect entertaining menu for discerning guests like Ace.

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (32YRo)

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Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

154 Dow 28,000.

YeH. Trump's crazy. Crazy like a fox.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (ob5xJ)

155 E
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Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (786Ro)

156
Does Dr. Scheiner think Wilson should have stepped aside after his stroke?

Does Dr. Scheiner think a dying FDR should have run for a fourth term?

Does Dr. Scheiner think that JFK was fit for the presidency after his Addison's and Dr. Feelgood's injections?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (7rVsF)

157 Does this mean that Ace is getting woke?

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (Eicbe)

158 I know all of us here know that these hearings are a farce and the case for impeachment is falling apart like a cheap suit but does anyone know what the idiots watching this clown show think?

Posted by: Anon at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (LzhRq)

159 Dammit decentering.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (786Ro)

160 Who says the center cannot hold?

Posted by: Feathrerston, Jake at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (vqIkG)

161 *
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Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (a4qVe)

162 Ouch! That hurt!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (Y4EXg)

163 Dammit

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

164 Why, when all the comments are centered, isn't the commenter data and nic?

Hah. That'll bake your noodle.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (cxIsI)


The .posted class's text-align: left; overrides the inherited style.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

165 Tucker is on. Sean Davis tweeted 10 mins. ago he was going to be on the show.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (wiXsO)

166 E

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Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (786Ro)

I think they have a pill for that.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (uEbPt)

167 Epstein
Did
Not
Kill
Himself
!

Posted by: Gbone at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (FISVQ)

168 Swallowell's Indian name is "Wind Breaker"!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
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From the deep, rumbling sound I think his Indian name should be Pants Of Fecal Matter.

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

169
Mike, I was hoping there was a Trump gnome for realz. I think it would be awesome!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
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There is:

https://tinyurl.com/vsgj4rp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (CDGwz)

170 Aren't there Chia Trumps for sale?

Posted by: Captain Obvious

Well, that's just tacky...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (LOq4H)

171 I have a question. Pay attention, this is important.

Why, when all the comments are centered, isn't the commenter data and nic?

Hah. That'll bake your noodle.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (cxIsI)
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I...

...

Damn you. Damn you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (3Z6pZ)

172 Aw man!!!
Who pulled the decentered cord. I wanted to see if my little tree was going to work!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (a4qVe)

173
Ace may have called it a night
He'll be gone till past morning light
If you're stuck in the the middle
Just wait just a little
And the ONT will make it alright.

Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Tnijr)

174 And it's over.

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (MVjcR)

175 Party's over.

Back to flush left -- just like Eric Swallowell.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Dh1wo)

176 And like that, it was gone...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (3Z6pZ)

177 Whoa! We've been jerked to the left.

*vertigo swoon*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (CDGwz)

178 Is any legislation getting through Congress or the Senate while the inquiry is in progress? Maybe not, hence, we are all so much safer. Mark Twain said that nothing is safe as long as the legislature is in session. Talk about not expanding government. I bet Barry Goldwater is smiling down on our Progressive betters now.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (glGDV)

179 172 Aw man!!!
Who pulled the decentered cord. I wanted to see if my little tree was going to work!
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (a4qVe)

It's not a bad little tree. All it needs is a little love.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

180 It grants the user all the powers of the hobo.

So, not really a great deal all things considered.
Posted by: hogmartin


It takes two more bottles of Thunderbird than normal to catch a buzz.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (ob5xJ)

181 "Obama was a mumbling nothingburger."

And a stuttering clusterfuck!

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (6XZdO)

182 Vindman?

I loathe the military.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Dem Icon at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (CDGwz)

183 Lol. TuCa playing CNN and MSDNC.

"Vindman is who you want your children to grow up to be,"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

184 Copper river hobos are pure hype.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (LOq4H)

185 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)



I mentioned the difficulty earlier, but yes! The 25th Amendment is for "when the president has a stroke" type of events or when he is under for surgery. Impeachment is for criminal actions, not an incapacity, and the 25th is to handle those situations. In an actual incapacity it would not be hard to get the necessary concurence because at that point it is no longer partisan.



Which Butterball Tater-Tots doesn't get.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (GZCaY)

186 I know all of us here know that these hearings are a
farce and the case for impeachment is falling apart like a cheap suit
but does anyone know what the idiots watching this clown show think?

Posted by: Anon at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (LzhRq)

Apolitical people aren't watching it. I know this because I was apolitical for a long time. I predict it's not changing minds. No one likes being told what to think, so they just think whatever they thought before. They either kinda like Trump or kinda don't.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (uEbPt)

187 Is any legislation getting through Congress or the Senate while the inquiry is in progress? Maybe not, hence, we are all so much safer.
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (glGDV)

The House is (allegedly) considering another CR as the current one expires on Friday. No wall funding.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (DU2N9)

188 I know all of us here know that these hearings are a farce and the case for impeachment is falling apart like a cheap suit but does anyone know what the idiots watching this clown show think?
Posted by: Anon at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (

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All the Dems at my office think the wheels are closing in. They're jacked. But they're good dimwitted Leftists. I've met a few Dems in my personal life who think it's dumb. I know no Republicans to ask.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Au0CU)

189 Everyone jump to the right

Posted by: FtWorthMike at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM


It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane

Let's do the center again!
Let's do the center again!

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (786Ro)

190 Swallowell's Indian name is "Wind Breaker"!
Posted by: andycanuck


Cheeks Clappin

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (ob5xJ)

191 Are all parts of the hobo used when butchering one?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)

192 It's over, Johnny.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (EgshT)

193 I want to impeach Trump on 19th Amendment grounds: The guy won't drink liquor! This is unacceptable!

Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (fK2gX)

194 The Biden's and Kerry's corruption should be investigated. I don't understand why this is somehow supposed to be off-limits.
I know... preaching to the choir.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (r+sAi)

195 Most filthy leftists affect a stammer, for that pseudo-intellectual "i'm grasping for just the perfect little bon mot" vibe.

Shall we kick out 85% of Congress now?

(don't answer that....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (Ct55T)

196 It takes two more bottles of Thunderbird than normal to catch a buzz.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (ob5xJ)


And apparently reduces the cost of any and all car repairs to $2. Because every time I've been hit up for change, it is always - always - "just two bucks so I can get my car fixed".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

197 191 Are all parts of the hobo used when butchering one?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)

Yes. You can use the liver for a paving stone.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

198 Great. My whole living room just slid to the left.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (JCrfD)

199

Watching internet tv and ran across a movie....

Spring Break? check
Bikini Ski Party? check
Sharks...wait. What?

it's......

AVALANCHE SHARKS!!!!!

OMG!!

I'm in cheese heaven.

*opens beer*

later, y'all.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (qIK5/)

200 His fart had a presidential campaign?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (aKsyK)

201 Tanned rested and ready for the impeachmentpalooza

Posted by: Spetnaz pee whores fast marching through epsteins prison at November 19, 2019 08:45 PM (r4XZs)

202 Are all parts of the hobo used when butchering one?
Posted by: Tonypete


Everything but the taint.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:45 PM (ob5xJ)

203 Off-script [and the scripts were horribly inane, hackeneyed, and/or offensive, even by Beltway standards, with the help of Obama's dumb kid staffers], Obama was a mumbling nothingburger. In person, it was difficult to not laugh out loud, as his self-importance and baritone only emphasized what a lightweight he was demonstrating he was, instead of masking it.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)


He wasn't selected, groomed, and propelled to the Presidency for his intellect. He was chosen for the color of his heinie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:45 PM (DP9YX)

204 Downtown Portland hoboes are pretty gamey. You want to catch them further out, like Gresham or the Springwater Corridor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (3Z6pZ)

205 I have a question. Pay attention, this is important.

Why, when all the comments are centered, isn't the commenter data and nic?

Hah. That'll bake your noodle.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM



I got nothin'. And still can't figure out how some of you pixy hackers do multi-line nics.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)

206 The demonrats know they're gonna lose in 2020. This is just a play to claim (again) that President Trump (peace be upon him) is illegitimate, and a mere pretender to the office.

They want a civil war, and may get one. Pray, fast, repent. And buy ammo.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (U2zca)

207
Are all parts of the hobo used when butchering one?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)


Hobo scrapple
Hobo hash
Hobo roll
Potted hobo
Hobo sausages

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (7rVsF)

208 Aw, thanks Insomniac.
**gets out her Linus blankey and puts it around little tree**

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (a4qVe)

209 Yes. You can use the liver for a paving stone.

Posted by: Insomniac

Hobo pate is a delicacy among some Amazonian tribes - and Ace.

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (32YRo)

210 202 Are all parts of the hobo used when butchering one?
Posted by: Tonypete


Everything but the taint.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:45 PM (ob5xJ)

The taint can be used as a fake mustache.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

211 Swallowswell achieved one presidential promise: he nuked is with a fart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

212 168 Swallowell's Indian name is "Wind Breaker"!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
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From the deep, rumbling sound I think his Indian name should be Pants Of Fecal Matter.
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

Tchinggatchpoot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (Ct55T)

213 Lol. TuCa playing CNN and MSDNC.

"Vindman is who you want your children to grow up to be,"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
*************
The gushing from these partisan hacks is pathetic.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (wiXsO)

214 I guess the Emoluments clause is just a pinch hitter?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (CxAqf)

215 I know all of us here know that these hearings are a farce and the case for impeachment is falling apart like a cheap suit but does anyone know what the idiots watching this clown show think?

Yeah. Trump's at 50 in Rasmussen

That's why all the trial balloons about other stuff are being waved aloft.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (JCrfD)

216 Thanks for the feedback!

Posted by: Anon at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (LzhRq)

217 Are all parts of the hobo used when butchering one?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)


You can, but you're really just after the venom sacs. You'll need them for the vision quest.

Remember, the coyote that speaks with your mother's voice is the only one that will tell the truth.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (t+qrx)

218 Sycacuse

Maldives

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (6XZdO)

219 Next up: Impeaching Trump on Third Amendment grounds. I've got too many Revolutionary War re-enactment nerds living in my attic!

Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (fK2gX)

220 I'll make the pancakes if someone else will make the hobo sausages, and somebody HAS to be in charge of syrup!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (a4qVe)

221 Yes. You can use the liver for a paving stone.

Posted by: Insomniac


Or fire starter.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (LOq4H)

222 Honestly wish there was a reliable source of information about what actual voters who are truly "independent" and could go either way in any given Presidential election think about the Democrats in the Age of Trump, generally, and about this Ukraine Impeachment! (TM) debacle.

I know this is a relatively small portion of the public, probably something like 6 to 12% of the voting populace, but I'm truly interested to know if a majority of this group thinks this is legit or not, whether they get angry at what the Dems and Media are doing and whether that translates to support of Trump 2020.



Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (DRgs8)

223 Is - us

Damned phone

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

224 Boof.

Posted by: Kavanaugh at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (S6H6D)

225 Mark Hemingway on TuCa.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

226 Please toot

Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (786Ro)

227 Tater, Eric Squidwell and Creepy Joe are elevating this sham to Rick Wilson levels of hysteria and perversion.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (wo3c/)

228 213 Lol. TuCa playing CNN and MSDNC.

"Vindman is who you want your children to grow up to be,"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)



A lying, pretentious, hack?

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (Gf0s/)

229 Please bucksnort

Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (786Ro)

230 Is it true that California wants Swallowell back in the state to power the wind turbines on still days?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (DP9YX)

231 How soon will Eric Swalwell's fart be banned from twitter?

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Z7lwY)

232 Please pass wind

Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)

233 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (CDGwz)

Well technically that's stage right.

I read the comments as if a little character pops up and starts talking. Sometimes I even have a visual if the commenter is a long time commenter with plenty of comments and personality. (and I remember what the f**k they said)

I consider the HQ a stage where all you all prance across in an unending stream of entertainment 24/7.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (cxIsI)

234 Are all parts of the hobo used when butchering one?

......

The back meat & breast meat are the only tender parts. Excellent with mixed vegetables cooked on the hobochi.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (D2sB2)

235 Please cut the cheese

Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)

236 Vote for Beano now, and there'll be no gas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Ct55T)

237 BOOOOOOOF!!!

Posted by: Swalwell at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Au0CU)

238 Please boof

Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)

239 Hobo brains are said to taste a lot like eggs - just saying.

But feel free to use hot sauce...

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (32YRo)

240 Sean Davis is on

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (wiXsO)

241 Anyway, like I was sayin', hobo is the fruit of the alley. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, hobo-kabobs, hobo creole, hobo gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple hobo, lemon hobo, coconut hobo, pepper hobo, hobo soup, hobo stew, hobo salad, hobo and potatoes, hobo burger, hobo sandwich. That - that's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

242 The US men are playing futbol on FS1 against Cuba, but apparently their stadium is out of commission so they are playing in the Cayman Islands at what looks like a high school field with a couple hundred people. Field chopped up, track around the outside, team buses parked off to the side. Half expecting a dog to roam onto the field.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (qpv7P)

243 SEAN!!!

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

244 Bucksnort is a town in Tennessee near Nashville

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (a4qVe)

245 Please rip one

Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (786Ro)

246 "He wasn't selected, groomed, and propelled to the Presidency for his intellect. He was chosen for the color of his heinie."

He was like a lottery winner. Like "Wow, how did I get here?" And his handlers guided him where they wanted him to go.

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (6XZdO)

247 Such as Mike Hammer is a guy in a trench coat and five oclock shadow aiming a .45 off to the left with a cameo of some half dressed chick on the right.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (cxIsI)

248 The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind.

Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (NiXyF)

249 Native Americans lived in harmony with the wild hobo. they took only what they needed and when they did they used every part including the foreskin, which they highly prized for blankets and merkins.

Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (aVQdN)

250 I consider the HQ a stage where all you all prance across in an unending stream of entertainment 24/7.
Posted by: jakee308


Some sashay.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (ob5xJ)

251 My take away from these sham hearings is that the liberals will continue to show their contempt for the normals and will continue to pick the scab until civil war II goes hot. They just can't help themselves.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (flINI)

252 249 Native Americans lived in harmony with the wild hobo. they took only what they needed and when they did they used every part including the foreskin, which they highly prized for blankets and merkins.
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (aVQdN)

And hair scrunchies.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

253 why the fuck was Tucker preempted for this Schiffshow?

Posted by: Avi

...........
Never mind Tucker.. They fucking preempted Jeopardy this afternoon!
Do you have any idea how many millions of viewers are swearing at their DVR's (and ABC) this evening???
People that before now, didn't give a shit about the hearings???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (438dO)

254 I bet Democrats hate it when everyone is laughing at them.

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (6XZdO)

255

Sean Davis was just on Tucker. He has no hair. I guess his Twitter pic is from long ago like Jonah's dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (aKsyK)

256 Brain and brain--what is brain?

Posted by: The DNC at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (Eicbe)

257 Trump is at 50% approval IN SPITE of wall to wall, 24/7 negative news coverage.
I am at the point where, if people are completely stupid and uninformed, I understand why. Because they drink from a fire hose of stupidity, every day, all day.
Maybe all night too.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

258 The back meat & breast meat are the only tender parts. Excellent with mixed vegetables cooked on the hobochi.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Never been a fan of the pickled Hobo feet - but where's Cannibal Bob when you need a real gourmet to opine?

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (32YRo)

259 New Swallowswell campaign bumperstickers:

What do you want in the White House?

Out: FLOTUS
In: Flatus

Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (fK2gX)

260 This Stelter fella really isn't very good at his job. Has anybody noticed?

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)

261 The US men are playing futbol on FS1 against Cuba, but apparently their stadium is out of commission so they are playing in the Cayman Islands at what looks like a high school field with a couple hundred people. Field chopped up, track around the outside, team buses parked off to the side. Half expecting a dog to roam onto the field.
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (qpv7P)


How many Cubans have defected so far?

Come to that, how many "American" soccer players have defected to Cuba?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (DP9YX)

262 The US men are playing futbol on FS1 against Cuba, but apparently their stadium is out of commission so they are playing in the Cayman Islands at what looks like a high school field with a couple hundred people. Field chopped up, track around the outside, team buses parked off to the side. Half expecting a dog to roam onto the field.
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (qpv7P)

What do you expect from a soccer game between two countries more interested in baseball?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (htJYU)

263 I'll worry when Trump gets tossed into a van and leaves his shoe in the road.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (Be7jw)

264 Anyway, like I was sayin', hobo is the fruit of the alley. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, hobo-kabobs, hobo creole, hobo gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple hobo, lemon hobo, coconut hobo, pepper hobo, hobo soup, hobo stew, hobo salad, hobo and potatoes, hobo burger, hobo sandwich. That - that's about it.
Posted by: Insomniac


Wok a hobo.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (ob5xJ)

265 Sean Davis was just on Tucker. He has no hair. I guess his Twitter pic is from long ago like Jonah's dog.

There hair all over the ring!!!

Oh God, it's my hair!!!!!

Posted by: Spike Jones ... at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (LPnfS)

266 Eric "Rolling Thunder" Swallowswell

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (DP9YX)

267 This Stelter fella really isn't very good at his job. Has anybody noticed?
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)


Isn't he, though?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (t+qrx)

268 Stelter - "Trump is having trouble word-finding..."

Brian, most educated people would say Trump "is sometimes at a loss for words", rather than making up their own verb (or verb-inventing).

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (XN/6y)

269 Native Americans lived in harmony with the wild hobo. they took only what they needed and when they did they used every part including the foreskin, which they highly prized for blankets and merkins.
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (aVQdN)

And hair scrunchies.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
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Now you're making me think of "Cherokee Hair Tampons".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (3Z6pZ)

270 The US men are playing futbol on FS1 against Cuba, but apparently their stadium is out of commission so they are playing in the Cayman Islands at what looks like a high school field with a couple hundred people. Field chopped up, track around the outside, team buses parked off to the side. Half expecting a dog to roam onto the field.
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (qpv7P)


Did they choose up sides beforehand?

There are probably more people in the stands than are watching on TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (DP9YX)

271 I want to see Ace on Tucker, with his trademark paper bag disguising him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

272 Boof boof boof

Boof boof iran

Posted by: John McCain at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (r4XZs)

273 Eric "Rolling Thunder" Swallowswell
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



His ass is blowing kisses.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (ob5xJ)

274 If Trump ever appears before me in the witness chair, I'll rip him a new one.

Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (Eicbe)

275 268 Stelter - "Trump is having trouble word-finding..."

Brian, most educated people would say Trump "is sometimes at a loss for words", rather than making up their own verb (or verb-inventing).
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (XN/6y)


Verbing is the hallmark of powerful intellects.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (DP9YX)

276 "There's pineapple hobo"

No! Heaven forfend! Pineapple is for fruity drinks and desserts - when you are dressing a Hobo, only the dry rubs will do....

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (32YRo)

277 I can see Stelter being stumped by word finder puzzles

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

278 Hobo-fil-A > Chick-fil-A

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (786Ro)

279 ==254 I bet Democrats hate it when everyone is laughing at them.
Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM ==

To be honest I think most of them are so deep in the bubble that they have absolutely no inkling how amusing they are to normals.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (tkNkP)

280 249 Native Americans lived in harmony with the wild hobo. they took only what they needed and when they did they used every part including the foreskin, which they highly prized for blankets and merkins.
Posted by: Uncle Sam


Ever been to Hobo's Leap in Montana? The Sioux used to herd to hobos off a cliff, and the the tribe would gather at the bottom to sift through the mountain of twisted bodies and extract only the testicles, to use as good-luck charms.

Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (fK2gX)

281 Verbing is the hallmark of powerful intellects.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (DP9YX)

Stop upmaking things.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (Ct55T)

282 260
This Stelter fella really isn't very good at his job. Has anybody noticed?

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)

_______


His job is to suck Jeff Zucker's asshole, and nobody beats him at that.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (WqPYg)

283 215 I know all of us here know that these hearings are a farce and the case for impeachment is falling apart like a cheap suit but does anyone know what the idiots watching this clown show think?

Yeah. Trump's at 50 in Rasmussen

=======

the various MSNBC retards posing as late night comics think this shit is dead serious. Watched SNL and the news anchor guys were spinning it like the GOP was flailing against super competent witnesses who had trump dead to rights.

of course, they've been playing it this way for 3.5 years.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (FEQY4)

284 278 I have to disagree Chik-fil-A is the bombdiggity

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (a4qVe)

285 273 Eric "Rolling Thunder" Swallowswell
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

His ass is blowing kisses.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (ob5xJ)


He was just sounding a mating call to Mayor Buttplug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (DP9YX)

286 276 "There's pineapple hobo"

No! Heaven forfend! Pineapple is for fruity drinks and desserts - when you are dressing a Hobo, only the dry rubs will do....
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (32YRo)

I can't help that Hawaiian cuisine is as it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

287 If Trump ever appears before me in the witness chair, I'll rip him a new one.
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (Eicbe)
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Sounds to me like you've had enough!

Posted by: Mr. Taggart at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (3Z6pZ)

288
Some sashay.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (ob5xJ)


Others saunter.

Posted by: Bill Daye at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (lfmil)

289 Pineapple is for surprise anal for the Dems, Deep Stat, and MSM. This is known.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (786Ro)

290 Native Americans lived in harmony with the wild hobo. they took only what they needed and when they did they used every part including the foreskin, which they highly prized for blankets and merkins.
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (aVQdN)



That is not entirely true, not true in any way.

The native Americans were terrified or the wild hobo.

Their name for the wild hobo was ukun chuchuku, which meant he who comes in the teepees at night and surprise anal everyone.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (HALdu)

291 Swallowswell speak with forked rectum.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (WqPYg)

292 Well, Eric's fart shows that he's a piicher not a catcher.... Or, only catches micro peni....

Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (aVQdN)

293 246 "He wasn't selected, groomed, and propelled to the Presidency for his intellect. He was chosen for the color of his heinie."

He was like a lottery winner. Like "Wow, how did I get here?" And his handlers guided him where they wanted him to go.


Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (6XZdO)



Well it was pretty much where he wanted to go too. It's just that he was incredibly lazy and was only interested in the perks of the job, not actually doing the job. I said before Reagan was an actor that wanted to be president. Obama is a man that just wanted to act like he was president.

This is also why I have severe doubts of Michelle ever trying to pull a Hillary and running for office to get the presidency. She's even lazier than Barak and doesn't even want to put forth the effort she would need to win office.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (Z7lwY)

294 IT'S FUNNY CAUSE CHLAMYDIA THUNDERSHARE WAS ALWAYS FALLING DOWN AND HAD A DR WITHIN ARMS LENGTH AT ALL TIMES AND BARKYS DR NEVER SAID A WORD

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbegergler at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (r4XZs)

295 Chick fil a

Colonel Saunters

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (0GvUH)

296 268
Stelter - "Trump is having trouble word-finding..."



Brian, most educated people would say Trump "is sometimes at a loss
for words", rather than making up their own verb (or verb-inventing).

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (XN/6y)

People speaking for a couple of hours, even with an outline, end up fishing for words. Like lawyers at oral argument that know their cases inside-out. When you cannot even manage what a substitute teacher who comes in to find no lesson plan - like Barry O. sans teleprompter - then you might want to question the intelligence.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (GZCaY)

297 Their name for the wild hobo was ukun chuchuku, which meant he who comes in the teepees at night and surprise anal everyone.

That's an otter, you idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (JCrfD)

298 Swallowswell speak with forked rectum.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (WqPYg)
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So, he's done.

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (Eicbe)

299 Bucksnort is a town in Tennessee near Nashville

Buckfart is a small town about 25 miles south of my home town of Resume Speed, AL.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (HaL55)

300 298 Swallowswell speak with forked rectum.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (WqPYg)
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So, he's done.
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (Eicbe)

Boneless forked rectum?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (Ct55T)

301 So farty


And you know it reeked.

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

302 246, like a river underground

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (PUmDY)

303 277
I can see Stelter being stumped by word finder puzzles

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

_____


He's been playing against himself in the same tic-tac-toe game for decades.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (WqPYg)

304 Well played congressman Swallwell. Well played

Posted by: Lepetomaine at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (r4XZs)

305 Well, Eric's fart shows that he's a piicher not a catcher.... Or, only catches micro peni....
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (aVQdN)


Too much of a, er, headwind to do it any other way.

Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (NiXyF)

306 **comes by, crop dusts the thread**

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (786Ro)

307 Jaysus, what, did they have a Nuemann condenser mic positioned in Shartwell's chair?

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

308 Herds of wild hobo use to cover the plains from east to west and on to the horizon until the days of the iron horse.

We hunted them damn near to extinction. However, with thoughtful and careful management practices, they are now more plentiful than any other time in our history.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (Y4EXg)

309 When I came to Washington, they said I'd never cut it.

But I proved them wrong!

Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (Eicbe)

310 And up next is "Arts and Farces" with today's special guest, Rep. Eric Swalwell.

*cue bump music*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (Ct55T)

311 "Ever been to Hobo's Leap in Montana?"

In my town we have the "running of the Hobos" once a week - quite hilarious and only slightly dangerous - disclaimer - no Hobos are hurt in this event...

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (32YRo)

312 Hobo Chili...carrots or no?

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (KbCvz)

313 ==277 I can see Stelter being stumped by word finder puzzles. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM==

I've heard he's pretty bad at "Where' Waldo?" too.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (tkNkP)

314 Ray Van Dune, nice. Exactly what I thought when I saw that bizarre quote.


It seems like these anti-Trump "witnesses" [everything connected to this degrading farce deserves scare quotes] are pretty dumb, at least at this part of the game - and their lawyers, too. Both Bearclaw and Yovanovitch contradicted themselves multiple times [between deposition and live testimony], and Bearclaw has himself all tied up in an impossible web of perjury WRT ID of the non-WB WB.


It's good that the civic vandals are not that smart or clever, don't get me wrong. But wow, pathetic.


And WTFFF with Ukraine offering Bearclaw their defense minister job? Huh? I read it as absolute desperation on Zelensky's part [and I don't blame him, it's an awful situation and he's probably trying to do the right thing] - like Trump, but far worse, he faces an almost complete lack of capable people he can trust, who aren't tainted by corruption or vulnerable to pressure, to hire.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:01 PM (QDnY+)

315 Their name for the wild hobo was ukun chuchuku, which meant he who comes in the teepees at night and surprise anal everyone.

That's an otter, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (JCrfD)
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Otter, hobo; hobo, otter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 09:01 PM (3Z6pZ)

316 Hello Boomers.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 09:01 PM (Fxgkp)

317 I sense a disturbance in The Farts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (DP9YX)

318 Their name for the wild hobo was ukun chuchuku, which meant he who comes in the teepees at night and surprise anal everyone.

That's an otter, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (JCrfD)




Different altogether. The surprise anal otters moved in herds. Early settlers reported coming across entire native American settlements that had been overrun by herds of anal otters. There were people lying everywhere, exhausted from the efforts of dozens of anal otters that had more or less run iron horse on them.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (HALdu)

319 Hey who shot the moose?

Posted by: Eric Swallwell doing the shifty eye thing at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (r4XZs)

320 296 268
Stelter - "Trump is having trouble word-finding..."



Brian, most educated people would say Trump "is sometimes at a loss
for words", rather than making up their own verb (or verb-inventing).

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (XN/6y)


Trump knows all the big words sometime he has trouble putting them into common language.

Posted by: Bill Daye at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (lfmil)

321 YEAH! cut Tuca short so Hedgehog Hannity can have a full hour & was 20 Minutes with his BS

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (BqBId)

322 The Indians slaughtered thousands of hobos, but it was the development of the Colt 45-70 that nearly drove them to extinction.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (0GvUH)

323 Next up: Hurricane Eric.

Out of hurricane season, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:03 PM (DP9YX)

324 Ever been to Hobo's Leap in Montana? The Sioux used to herd to hobos off
a cliff, and the the tribe would gather at the bottom to sift through
the mountain of twisted bodies and extract only the testicles, to use as
good-luck charms.


In North Alabama, we had the Hobo Natural Bridge. It marks the place where the Old Thunderbird Trail once began. Spanned a small gorge. Wasn't very wide, though, so you had to really be careful in the wintertime if it iced over.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:03 PM (HaL55)

325 Britt Hume disappointed tonight.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 09:03 PM (Fxgkp)

326 307
Jaysus, what, did they have a Nuemann condenser mic positioned in Shartwell's chair?



Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

_______


I wonder if Jonah Goldberg can get a better grift than the Assness Chair ... I propose the Shartwell Chair in Applied Liberty at the American Enterprise Institute!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:04 PM (WqPYg)

327 In North Alabama, we had the Hobo Natural Bridge

-

I've been there. Near Hollywood IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 19, 2019 09:04 PM (0GvUH)

328 Jaysus, what, did they have a Nuemann condenser mic positioned in Shartwell's chair?



Posted by: atilla the thrilla


Knowing a little about live TV, it order for his mic to pick that up...it musta cracked drywall.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:04 PM (LOq4H)

329 Hey who shot the moose?
Posted by: Eric Swallwell doing the shifty eye thing at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (r4XZs)
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I shot the sheriff...

Posted by: Bob Marley at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (Eicbe)

330 Cows want to ban Eric Swallwell to fight global warming.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

331 Ancient Incan legend held that when you ate a hobo's liver you gained his ability to process the alcohol in mouthwash, or brethaboctyl, as they called it.

It was much stronger than the Listerine of today, some accounts claiming an ABV as high as 40%, a crude tincture combining chinchona bark, orris root, wild hog testicles and the saliva of a nutria rat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (D2sB2)

332 I want to see Ace on Tucker, with his trademark paper bag disguising him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
........
His Ewok fur has been enough of a disguise on his previous TV appearances!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (438dO)

333 If Trump is impeached, will Pelosi invite him to give next year's State of the Union report in the House Chamber, per long-standing tradition? If she does, will she or any other Democrats attend?

Impeachment Theater is going to get much, much worse and petty.

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (AMIL/)

334 Did they choose up sides beforehand?

There are probably more people in the stands than are watching on TV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (DP9YX)
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US has two goals now from a curly red haired dude. The pad for the high jump is right behind the goal. There's probably 500 there tops.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (qpv7P)

335 Trump's biggest oratorical problem is that he's so excited about the next sentence he wants to say that he forgets he's already in the middle of another sentence about something typically only tangentially related...

That,and he'll abruptly abandon an entire train of thought mid-sentence as soon as he figures he's got enough out that the crowd more or less can see where he's going with it.

It's funny, but frustrating. But i'll take frenetic and packed with content over vapid staccato bullshittery without an ounce of actual semantic content any day of the week.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (Ct55T)

336

I wonder if Chris Matthews will have a demonstration on his show about how his coffee cup makes fart noises.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (aKsyK)

337 "325 Britt Hume disappointed tonight."

Hume's a pretty good bellwether of Establishment D.C., the insular Beltway. The rest of the country is indifferent at best but this is the hottest thing in town. These are the same folks who thought the McCain funeral was a BFD.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (iw59Q)

338 I came here to die with you. Or live with you. Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me. It's living that's hard when all you've ever cared about has been butchered or raped. Governments don't live together--people live together. With governments, you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well, I've come here to give you either one or get either one from you. I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true, and my word of life is then true. The hobo lives here, the wolf, the antelope, the Comanche. And so will we. Now we'll only hunt what hobos we need to live on, same as the Comanche does. And every spring, when the grass turns green, and the Comanche moves north, you can rest here in peace, butcher some of our hobo, and jerk hobo for the journey. The sign of the Comanche, that will be on our lodge. That's my word of life.

Posted by: Josey Wales at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)

339 Perhaps for the media's benefit we could dredge up one of the many clips of Obama stuttering like a cataleptic Porky Pig.

https://tinyurl.com/uqzg5bc

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (H8QX8)

340 Their name for the wild hobo was ukun chuchuku, which meant he who comes in the teepees at night and surprise anal everyone.

That's an otter, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa

Oh Gods of the Internet - only here may ye seek thy entertainment!

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (32YRo)

341 The thing about that fart is that is seemed to have timed it, more or less like a drum fill, in between phrases.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (w7KSn)

342 The Incas say that the hobos were the ones that built puma punku.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (HALdu)

343 Impeachment Theater is going to get much, much worse and petty.

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (AMIL/)

______


I propose they move the impeachment theater over to the United Nations for better ratings. It'll be like the Star Wars bar scene, only stupider.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (WqPYg)

344 Geez. Sean, just say "So-called whistle-blower".

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (Eicbe)

345 The California Air Resources Control Board would like to have a word with Swallowswell.

As long as the window is open.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (DP9YX)

346 Anybody here old enough to remember whoopie cushions that they used to advertise in comic books. Mr. Swallwell needs to have about a thousand of those puppies delivered to his office.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (tkNkP)

347
The hobos drink,
And really stink,
Deep in the heart of Texas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (7rVsF)

348 In India hobos are sacred.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (M0u+N)

349 Posted by: Josey Wales at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)

Great scene.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (Ct55T)

350 Pretty soon we will be back to emoluments. All those Russian hotel reservations.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (NVYyb)

It puts the emolument on its ass. Or something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (/sgva)

351 I have to think that there were way more Americans upset that their daytime TV was interrupted by the impeachment hearings than Americans who were watching the impeachment hearings.

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (6ezlu)

352 335, I crack up at the way he pronounces China.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

353 335
Trump's biggest oratorical problem is that he's so excited about the
next sentence he wants to say that he forgets he's already in the middle
of another sentence about something typically only tangentially
related...



That,and he'll abruptly abandon an entire train of thought
mid-sentence as soon as he figures he's got enough out that the crowd
more or less can see where he's going with it.



It's funny, but frustrating. But i'll take frenetic and packed with
content over vapid staccato bullshittery without an ounce of actual
semantic content any day of the week.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (Ct55T)

_______


No politician in my lifetime, not even Reagan, could riff like Trump does for three hours at a pop in front of a live rally audience -- and be as cogent, funny, and entertaining. Zero.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)

354 There were people lying everywhere, exhausted from the efforts of dozens of anal otters that had more or less run iron horse on them.

Posted by: not so

"Wounded Butt"

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (32YRo)

355 the fine line between sperg, and Virtue signal hour..

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (Fxgkp)

356 Alien hobos built the pyramids.


To poop in.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (M0u+N)

357 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (TdMsT)

358 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I've had it with these MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE

Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (6/uwW)

359 >> Some rat in the swamp
~~~~~

Amazon has a Trump Garden Gnome. Only one left, so hurry.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (sGotD)

360 Impeachment Theater is going to get much, much worse and petty.

The HoR will establish a Permanent Committee on OrangeManBad's Impeachment. Every week there'll be a new fantasy made up reason to impeach him and it will be like that pink bunneh that just keeps going and going.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (HaL55)

361 Anybody here old enough to remember whoopie cushions that they used to advertise in comic books. Mr. Swallwell needs to have about a thousand of those puppies delivered to his office.
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (tkNkP)



If anyone ever needed evidence that our forbears were perverts look no further than the whoopie cushion.

These people used the same word for fart and sex.

There was no surprise anal in the olden days, it was obligatory anal everywhere.

It was their version of a handshake.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (HALdu)

362 Just wanted to remind everyone that a 25 Amend plan is a non-starter unless the VP is already on board.
And Pence's aide testified today that OrangeMan Bad.

Posted by: artemis at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (AwPyG)

363
Next year at this time we'll be hearing about recounts and faithless electors again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (7rVsF)

364 Go ahead, keep it up wise guys, see what happens.

Posted by: Hobo With a Shotgun at November 19, 2019 09:11 PM (l3+k2)

365 No politician in my lifetime, not even Reagan, could riff like Trump does for three hours at a pop in front of a live rally audience -- and be as cogent, funny, and entertaining. Zero.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)

I agree. He's phenomenal.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:11 PM (H8QX8)

366 "Wounded Butt"
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (32YRo)




Nice

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:11 PM (HALdu)

367 That,and he'll abruptly abandon an entire train of thought mid-sentence as soon as he figures he's got enough out that the crowd more or less can see where he's going with it.

I once tried recording a conversation with a co-worker re a paper we were drafting, and having my secretary transcribe it.

It was humiliating. It sounded like a couple of chimpanzees about to groom each other, because in actual conversations, as soon as you see the other person has taken your point, you drop the sentence.

I suspect it's one reason that Skype beats the balls off of a telephone conference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:11 PM (DP9YX)

368
I have to think that there were way more Americans upset that their
daytime TV was interrupted by the impeachment hearings than Americans
who were watching the impeachment hearings.


I musta missed that. What happened?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (HaL55)

369 The thing about that fart is that is seemed to have timed it, more or less like a drum fill, in between phrases.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (w7KSn)
--------
Fart was 100% Chris Matthews. Swalwell getting blamed is perfect.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (qpv7P)

370 No politician in my lifetime, not even Reagan, could riff like Trump does for three hours at a pop in front of a live rally audience -- and be as cogent, funny, and entertaining. Zero.

======

trump has a teleprompter, or so I thought I've seen.

Of course, he goes off target every other sentence to talk about whatever he wants. which may make being his teleprompter guy the hardest working man in showbiz.

Yeah, though, he's pretty good off the cuff, "you'd be in jail" and even Mark Steyn was impressed with "keep your physician" riff.

But trump's biggest problem is his bullshitometry where he forgets something and just keeps on saying how great stuff is or how many many people like his ideas, or worse, that we've done the best thing better than anyone ever.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (FEQY4)

371 Ladyl!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (Y4EXg)

372 Just wanted to remind everyone that a 25 Amend plan is a non-starter unless the VP is already on board.

And Pence's aide testified today that OrangeMan Bad.


Posted by: artemis at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (AwPyG)

Because Pence only has one aide.

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (6ezlu)

373 Chick-fil-A has announced the introduction of their Impossible Hobo Burger.

Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (aVQdN)

374 371 Ladyl!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (Y4EXg)



TonyPete!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

375 The reason that the Pueblo built their cities into cliffs was to make sure that the ukun chuchuku could not sneak up and surprise anal them.

Many ancient cultures did that.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (HALdu)

376 It was humiliating. It sounded like a couple of chimpanzees about to groom each other, because in actual conversations, as soon as you see the other person has taken your point, you drop the sentence.

===

people cant' talk gud

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (FEQY4)

377
Sure, Eric, blame the dog.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (7rVsF)

378 Posted by: IrishEi

Done and done, though I don't like the hat.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:14 PM (LOq4H)

379 What a Fucking Cunt, is that motherfucker.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2019 09:15 PM (wedPR)

380 Of course, he goes off target every other sentence to talk about whatever he wants. which may make being his teleprompter guy the hardest working man in showbiz.


Public speaking 101: do NOT have a detailed word by word script. It'll come across as stilted, contrived, and boring.

Instead use a set of key phrases, and weave them together on the fly. That comes across as totally natural.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:15 PM (DP9YX)

381 No politician in my lifetime, not even Reagan, could
riff like Trump does for three hours at a pop in front of a live rally
audience -- and be as cogent, funny, and entertaining. Zero.


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for
the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)


His helicopter press conferences are the best example of his verbal adroitness. A hostile audience fires off questions and he stands there and answers them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (GZCaY)

382 I am Sharticus!

Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (Eicbe)

383 I have to think that there were way more Americans upset that their

daytime TV was interrupted by the impeachment hearings than Americans

who were watching the impeachment hearings.

I musta missed that. What happened?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (HaL55)

OK, maybe you got spared, but shockingly in the DC area the PBS stations and the NBC, ABC, and CBS affiliates were on the hearings all day long.

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (6ezlu)

384 358 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I've had it with these MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE
Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (6/uwW)

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

385 You know else held helicopter press conferences?
(hint: it wasn't that guy in Germany)

Posted by: Hands, light a match at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (786Ro)

386 Speak unto the Morons of Israel, that they bring thee a ginger hobo, faultless, wherein is no blemish, and upon which never came a switchyard bull.

And ye shall give him unto Ace the Ewok, and he shall be brought forth without the camp, and he shall be slain before his face.

And Ace the Ewok shall take of his blood with his finger, and sprinkle of his blood toward the front of the tent of meeting seven times.

And the hobo shall be burnt in his sight; his skin, and his flesh, and his blood, with his dung, and his Valu-Rite shall be burnt.

Posted by: Hobo Torah at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (Au0CU)

387 His helicopter press conferences are the best example of his verbal adroitness. A hostile audience fires off questions and he stands there and answers them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (GZCaY)

He's the only POTUS in my lifetime who could survive a single session of Prime Minister's Questions.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (DU2N9)

388 No politician in my lifetime, not even Reagan, could
riff like Trump does for three hours at a pop in front of a live rally
audience -- and be as cogent, funny, and entertaining. Zero.


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for
the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)
=========

I was pleasantly surprised by Trump's debate performances in 2016 vs. Hillary. He was quite good. Compare and contrast to, uh, Biden, Warren, Romney, Bush, and so many others. Bernie isn't bad at debates, actually. He, like Trump, speaks what he thinks, and it works.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 09:18 PM (DRgs8)

389 OK, maybe you got spared, but shockingly in the DC
area the PBS stations and the NBC, ABC, and CBS affiliates were on the
hearings all day long.


Posted by: Vendette

They know their audience.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:18 PM (LOq4H)

390 Note to the individual who read 2nd reading at Sunday mass:
It's Paul's letter to the Thessalonians, NOT The Theologians.
I am not making that up.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (8AONa)

391 Speak unto the Morons of Israel, that they bring thee a ginger hobo, faultless, wherein is no blemish, and upon which never came a switchyard bull.

And ye shall give him unto Ace the Ewok, and he shall be brought forth without the camp, and he shall be slain before his face.

And Ace the Ewok shall take of his blood with his finger, and sprinkle of his blood toward the front of the tent of meeting seven times.

And the hobo shall be burnt in his sight; his skin, and his flesh, and his blood, with his dung, and his Valu-Rite shall be burnt.
Posted by: Hobo Torah at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (Au0CU)



gingers?

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (HALdu)

392 In the great words of William Gibson, "Tater can go lick a dog's ass until it bleeds". Apologies to all doggehs.

Posted by: Monkfish at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (a1s18)

393 OK, maybe you got spared, but shockingly in the DC area the PBS stations and the NBC, ABC, and CBS affiliates were on the hearings all day long.

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (6ezlu)


Trump impeachment hearings are pr0n for every Deep Stater in DC.

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

394 Mikey and ShainS, exactly. Trump does more, and more spontaneous, interaction with the "press" than any prez in our lifetimes. By a huge margin.


Yes he often phrases things like a rough-edged NYC real estate mogul, instead of in the dull hackneyed tones of a Beltway lawyer or politico - which is actually incredibly entertaining much of the time. And very American.


Hilarious to see these Dem shill idiots, whose leaders and heroes are dim, boring, histrionically mendacious mediocrities who get in trouble with the *slightest* bit of improvisation, pretending to believe that Trump's public speaking actually concerns them.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (QDnY+)

395 At least one of my co-workers would be only too happy to rub "walls closing in" and "wheels coming off" in the face of one of my co-workers every lunchtime (he knows better than to try that with me).

Hasn't said a single word about Schiff's Show Trial since it got started.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (DU2N9)

396 It's Paul's letter to the Thessalonians, NOT The Theologians.
I am not making that up.

----

We sometimes have teens do the readings. God bless them but wow, some of the pronunciations are stunning off. LOL

Father just puts his head down and smiles.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (Y4EXg)

397 Swallwells Fart has gotten him more publicity than his entire Presidential Campaign Run.

You do remember that Eric Swallwell had a Democrat Party Presidential Campaign, don't you? It was this year even.

Yes, Douche Nukem ran for President for about four months. He even was in a few debates, and spoke on stage.

Posted by: rd at November 19, 2019 09:22 PM (+0uDE)

398 Done and done, though I don't like the hat.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:14 PM (LOq4H)
~~~~~

The hat just looks a little off because of all the hair. LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 09:22 PM (sGotD)

399 The key to doing readings is that whenever you stumble over a word you make the next word smite or smote.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:23 PM (HALdu)

400
Note to the individual who read 2nd reading at Sunday mass:
It's Paul's letter to the Thessalonians, NOT The Theologians.
I am not making that up.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (8AONa)


Scripture readers from the William Shatner school of declamation should be excommunicated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)

401 Time just stood still.

Sean Hannity asked Jim Jordan to slow down.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)

402 They know their audience.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:18 PM (LOq4H)

Although the bars in DC seem to be wising up. Some of them opened early and had specials for the Mueller hearings that got great attendance. They did the same for Comey and got more media attention than patrons caring about watching. These days, I haven't heard of anyone advertising specials.

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:24 PM (6ezlu)

403 We sometimes have teens do the readings. God bless them but wow, some of the pronunciations are stunning off. LOL



Father just puts his head down and smiles.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (Y4EXg)

Chapters upon chapters of genealogies FTW!

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:25 PM (6ezlu)

404 WTF? Caramello/whatever was involved in the FBI portion of the immediate post-election coup?? Flynn's lawyer's twatters points out the FBI Lovebirds texting [and switching to instant messaging, thus denying us the rest of the exchange - just a coincidence, I'm sure!] about Caramello going to see Flynn in Feb. '17, but coming away without any "intel".


This dweeb was involved in THAT plot, too?


Does Barr have enough people to pursue all these plots?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (QDnY+)

405 Hilarious to see these Dem shill idiots, whose leaders and heroes are dim, boring, histrionically mendacious mediocrities who get in trouble with the *slightest* bit of improvisation, pretending to believe that Trump's public speaking actually concerns them.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (QDnY+)

As has been said here by others and myself - it's amazing just how... ordinary are our so-called "elites". They're not well read, don't understand science, philosophy, or history, can's speak without a teleprompter, if they ever had an original thought it probably died of loneliness in less than an hour.

But they went to the "right" schools and have all the "right" connections and/or were born into the "right" family so they feel entitled to rule.

Sorry assholes, we used to be ruled by people like that. We shot them. And kept shooting them until they surrendered. Then they tried it again a couple of decades later and we shot them again until they gave up for good.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (DU2N9)

406 Trump impeachment hearings are pr0n for every Deep Stater in DC.

You have no idea how excited I got when I heard that Trump was having chest pains!

Hubba, hubba!

Posted by: The Swamp! at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (I2/tG)

407 PDT is heaven sent material for comedians. Unfortunately, they can't get over their hatred of him.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (PUmDY)

408 I wonder why no I ne asks this doctor abut Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Ree at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (TSjzP)

409 They should save us all the time and money and just have a vote already. We all know where it ends.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 09:27 PM (r+sAi)

410 Vendette!

Long time, no see..

Always good to see your nic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:27 PM (cqNba)

411

All of this shit has to just be a make-work project for the idiots in the medai...

If they didn't all of this stuff to be able to show us all how fucking smart they are about "muh politics" what would they do?

They would have nothing.

Then they would have to create something...coughrodneykingcough

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (lg/F7)

412 The Elites, aren't.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (w7KSn)

413 And it happened in the course of time that Jonah brought from the sushi at the gas station an offering to the Lord.

And Ace too had brought from the choice hobos of his alley, and the Lord regarded Ace and his offering but did not regard Jonah and his offering. And Jonah was very incensed, and his face fell, for he could not afford even the pants of the hobo Ace had offered the Lord.

Posted by: Hobo Torah at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (Au0CU)

414 pretending to believe that Trump's public speaking actually concerns them.

Trump is obviously riffing a lot at his rallies, as he reads the crowd reaction.

Obama was rendered incapable of speech if his teleprompter broke.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (I2/tG)

415 The answer, my friends, is blowin' in the wind...

Posted by: Eric Swalwell Sings the Hits at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

416 Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (QDnY+)


As Doc J said, he could survive question time (and would probably thrive, in my opinion.) He has probably done more off-the-cuff speaking than most of these posed, fragile, politicians can imagine doing. It is more than having a check-box-sheet brought to you everyday by your minders, he has to know stuff.


Yet, unlike Carter, Trump does not seem to be weighed down by any of it. He seems to enjoy it, all of it. The work, the complexity, the fighting, the media show, how so many things stand or fall on his word. It was like he got bored with the real estate, got bored with NY media, got bored with reality TV. What was left? POTUS!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (GZCaY)

417 Then Hawaiian Judge Pakalolo issued an unsolicitated opinion and declared himself King Kamehameha's Regent, High Chief of the Hawaiian Islands, and Precept of the Pearl Harbor Nuclear Arsenal.

As his First Order directed that the grifter Trump be arrested and himself installed as rightful nominee of the Electoral College.

Then the shooting started - the Knew Klux Klan ran amok in the black garb smashing heads until somebody (not a cop) got tired of it... or something like that.. maybe Cali Senator Nazi Pelosi declared herself El Presidenta after Shitt declared impeachment deemed for, and I quote, "High Crimes and Misdemeanors"...






Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (1g7ch)

418 Swallwells Fart has gotten him more publicity than his entire Presidential Campaign Run.

Swalwell's Fart sounds like a Civil War battle.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (T6t7i)

419 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:27 PM (cqNba)


*Waves at you and your better half*

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (6ezlu)

420


A quick glance at the MFM and I'd swear that Lt. Col Fatbody is Audie Murphy and Alvin York all rolled into one.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:30 PM (i/4wA)

421 speaking of comedians, Zelensky had something like a *7 HOUR* press conference at one point - yowzah. I need to go look it up. Wonder if he's funny as president? Not a whole lot to laugh about in Ukraine these days, other than in the traditional, and rich, dark-humor sense.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:30 PM (QDnY+)

422 The 25th Amendment ploy won't work.

Tillerson and McMaster, and probably a few more weasels are all gone. PDT now has a track record.

Posted by: rd at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (+0uDE)

423 All of this shit has to just be a make-work project for the idiots in the medai...

The argument could be made that the advent of "24-hour cable news programming" has done more damage to the republic than any other single event in our lifetimes.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (DU2N9)

424 "Swallwells Fart has gotten him more publicity than his entire Presidential Campaign Run."

His fart made more sense than anything his mouth said during any debate.

Frankly, he comes across as more intelligent if he farts instead of talking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (cqNba)

425 And then there is the dream of the seven fat hobos and the seven lean hobos.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (ECrgQ)

426 Obama was rendered incapable of speech if his teleprompter broke.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM


My problem, uh, was that, ah, you know, my brain works so fast that, uh, that my mouth couldn't, you know, keep up.

Posted by: Smartest President, Evah! at November 19, 2019 09:32 PM (AMIL/)

427 "*Waves at you and your better half*"



She says 'Hi' as well.


Packing up the house for the closing and move next month.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:32 PM (cqNba)

428 425 And then there is the dream of the seven fat hobos and the seven lean hobos.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (ECrgQ)

I thought they were lean Six Sigma hobos.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

429 Frankly, he comes across as more intelligent if he farts instead of talking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Don't give Lizzie any ideas. We'll have to start calling her "She Who Breaks the Wind".

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (T6t7i)

430 OK, maybe you got spared, but shockingly in the DC area the PBS stations and the NBC, ABC, and CBS affiliates were on the hearings all day long.

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (6ezlu)


Trump impeachment hearings are pr0n for every Deep Stater in DC.
Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (AMIL/)



Pity Wal-Mart already closed out the summer wares and put out the Happy Holiday display or they would all be found in a kiddie pool swimming in vegetable oil and sex toys in front of their 4k big screens.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (1g7ch)

431 I was simply offering my re-butt-al!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

432 The Elites, aren't.

I have a joint degree in black studies **and** sociology in Princeton!

I'm superior to you peasants!

Posted by: Michelle! at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (I2/tG)

433 Over/under on the first ambush "aren't you the guy that farted during an interview?" encounter with Swalwell getting posted on the internet?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (8AONa)

434 Talk about surprise anal!

Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (Eicbe)

435 432
The Elites, aren't.



I have a joint degree in black studies **and** sociology in Princeton!



I'm superior to you peasants!

Posted by: Michelle!


Good for you. Find the roots of a quadratic equation.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (T6t7i)

436 As hobos above a barrel fire, we are but sinners in the hands of a hungry Ewok.

Posted by: Hobo Calvinist at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (Au0CU)

437 Shartswell needs to use his farts for Phonetic Punctuation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eixevXANKAo

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (w7KSn)

438 ==A quick glance at the MFM and I'd swear that Lt. Col Fatbody is Audie Murphy and Alvin York all rolled into one. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:30 PM ==

I dare you to name one person in the MFM who you are sure even knows who Audie Murphy or Sgt. York were.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (tkNkP)

439 Not a whole lot to laugh about in Ukraine these days, other than in the traditional, and rich, dark-humor sense.

Try being a Jew in the Ukraine. Dark humor is our speciality.

Posted by: Zelensky! at November 19, 2019 09:36 PM (I2/tG)

440
My doctor is grievously concerned about Brian Stetler's undescended testicles, primarily because they seem to have ascended ... into his cranium!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 09:36 PM (pNxlR)

441 If the GOP doesn't have interns following Shartwell playing farts on their phones during his next campaign, they will have officially signaled the end of the party.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2019 09:36 PM (1Vobx)

442 trump should just come out and read the lyrics to car thief. home boy, throw in the towel, your girl got dicked by ricky powell.

game over, it's over. You had your shot, now I'm gonna fire and arrest everyone.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (FEQY4)

443 " even knows who Audie Murphy "

You misspelled Audrey

Posted by: Some millennial twit at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (cqNba)

444 First, the Koch's aren't conservative.
Second, at the very end of the article "George Soros, recommended last spring that donors invest several million dollars into Sixteen Thirty Fund, according to documents obtained at the time by POLITICO"

Documents reveal massive 'dark-money' group boosted Democrats in 2018
https://t.co/NRTQtdr8GM

The Sixteen Thirty Fund, a little-known nonprofit headquartered in Washington, spent $141 million on more than 100 left-leaning causes during the midterm election year, according to a new tax filing from the group. The money contributed to efforts ranging from fighting Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and other Trump judicial nominees to boosting ballot measures raising the minimum wage and changing laws on voting and redistricting in numerous states.

The spending was fueled by massive anonymous donations, including one gift totaling $51.7 million. That single donation was more than the group had ever raised before in an entire year before President Donald Trump was elected. Most of the group's funders are likely to remain a mystery because federal law does not require "social welfare"-focused nonprofits to reveal their donors.

The group's 2018 fundraising surpassed any amount ever raised by a left-leaning political nonprofit, according to experts, who pointed to the Koch network and the Crossroads network as rare right-leaning groups that posted bigger yearly fundraising totals at the height of their powers.

The Sixteen Thirty Fund's rise last year is a sign that Democrats and allies have embraced the methods of groups they decried as "dark money" earlier this decade, when they were under attack from the money machines built by conservatives including the Kochs.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (FBrfY)

445 VIA, you fleeing People's Republic of MD, or moving within?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

446
436 As hobos above a barrel fire, we are but sinners in the hands of a hungry Ewok.
Posted by: Hobo Calvinist at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (Au0CU)


Cotton! Cotton Mather, is that you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

447 The argument could be made that the advent of "24-hour cable news programming" has done more damage to the republic than any other single event in our lifetimes.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (DU2N9)


Imagine the news freak-out if a "News Anchor Strangler" ever hit the streets.

Bigger than "Cute Blond Coed Disappears While on Solo Trip to Caribbean".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:38 PM (1g7ch)

448 391 Speak unto the Morons of Israel, that they bring thee a ginger hobo, faultless, wherein is no blemish, and upon which never came a switchyard bull.
========

"And the testament of Jonah continued, "Lord! My flock has forsaken me and the Weekly Standard and the wicked men oh-lord beclown my name and render onto me the weight of my faulty reasoning and addiction to thy holy scripture of Twitter, and lack of flock as I take recompense from Brother Soros! Woe is my following!"

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 09:38 PM (DRgs8)

449 439 Not a whole lot to laugh about in Ukraine these days, other than in the traditional, and rich, dark-humor sense.

===

nah, my favorite was what Rush was mentioning, Lieutenant Colonel Viscous taking it upon himself to warn the Uke president to be careful about them russians.

He also told pac man to be wary of them ghosts and advised Iraq to be on the look out for those Iranians.

yeah, bro, thanks for the update.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:38 PM (FEQY4)

450 I challenge that assumption that "He who smelt it, dealt it".

Because, do you really think everybody farted at once?

Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:38 PM (Eicbe)

451 "VIA, you fleeing People's Republic of MD, or moving within?"

Bound for Summerville, South Carolina.

Once we find a home.

Staying at MiL's up here till we find one.

Posted by: Some millennial twit at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (cqNba)

452 Posted by: Zelensky! at November 19, 2019 09:36 PM (I2/tG)

I always thought that there were some things that one could always count on, and Ukrainian anti-Semitism was one of those things.

It's like the law of gravity being revoked!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (wYseH)

453 "Swallwells Fart has gotten him more publicity than his entire Presidential Campaign Run."



His fart made more sense than anything his mouth said during any debate.



Frankly, he comes across as more intelligent if he farts instead of talking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (cqNba)

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-releases-something-of-substance

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (6ezlu)

454 Be off me, you twit sock.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (cqNba)

455 Good for you. Find the roots of a quadratic equation.

The difference between now and fifty years ago is that you got a rigorous education at an elite school, even with a non-STEM degree.

Now, you can skate through an Ivy League school by majoring in oppression studies or some soft social science, without actually learning anything.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (I2/tG)

456 The Sixteen Thirty Fund's rise last year is a sign that Democrats and allies have embraced the methods of groups they decried as "dark money" earlier this decade,

They don't decry anything they aren't already doing.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (xSo9G)

457 yeah, after this impeachment (inquiry) circus ends...which it did today, it's time for MAJOR reprisals from the Trump.

I mean, like telling Hawaiian Judge Pakalolo to get fucked, sending the IRS after Schiff, SWAT raiding Vindman, and shutting down Perkins Coie.

but that's just me.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:40 PM (FEQY4)

458 Start downloading every clip you can find of fumble-mouthed Joe and addle-pated Nancy. 63 million can play at this game...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 19, 2019 09:40 PM (ABuva)

459
I'm a cow
And I'm proud
Say it often
Say it loud

** farts **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 09:40 PM (pNxlR)

460 Scripture readers from the William Shatner school of declamation should be excommunicated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:23 PM


When. You. Get an. Intragalactic. Talk Like, Hadrian. The Seventh Day, let. Me. Know.

Posted by: William Shatner at November 19, 2019 09:41 PM (DMUuz)

461 It's like the law of gravity being revoked!

It's hilarious that the only two countries with Jewish political leaders are the Ukraine and Israel.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)

462 I dare you to name one person in the MFM who you are sure even knows who Audie Murphy or Sgt. York were.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (tkNkP)


Maybe Brit Hume and Tom Brokaw. But they are no longer "day-to-day" media people. There will be others because who knows what people read in their off-hours*, but as a general thing - few.


*Finished "Enterprise". A good intro to the Pacific War concentrating on a ship and crew. Stafford's "The Big E" is much more detailed, but since I read that in 1978 when I was 12 I have no idea if it has been updated to take into account released information and plain fact-checking.

Still, I recommend "Enterprise" as a good read.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:41 PM (GZCaY)

463 Hey everybody.

If you ask MFMers they'll tell you "sure we know who Audie Murphy was!! He was hilarious on SNL!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2019 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

464
The difference between now and fifty years ago is that you got a rigorous education at an elite school, even with a non-STEM degree.

I have a 1600 page book of general knowledge my mother bought in 1941. Any homeschooled kid learning from that book, even in its 1941 edition, would be better educated than 90% of the products of our K-12 industry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)

465 OK, maybe you got spared, but shockingly in the DC area the PBS stations
and the NBC, ABC, and CBS affiliates were on the hearings all day long.



I bet that made the Joy Behars of the world positively orgasmic. Too bad that wasn't nationwide. Nothing like a bunch of pissed off wine moms who had their afternoon soap operas preempted for the fake impeachment scamshow.


If they thought their ratings were bad before that, that'd tank them for sure.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)

466 To be honest, in my expert opinion, this impeachment stinks.

Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (Eicbe)

467 Swalwell loves Terrance and Phillip

Posted by: Boomer at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (ucNdt)

468 Didn't Candace Bergen play Audrey Murphy on the TV?

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (l3+k2)

469 "Dr. David Scheiner, Obama's former doctor, says Trump's "inability to say words sometimes worries me tremendously. He is having trouble word-finding... Comedians joke about it, but it's not a joking matter."

Sheiner doesn't know shit from sheinerola about normal aging. Word-finding difficulty often starts in normals in their 40s and is NOT a sign or dementia. Sheiner is a hack and a very stupid doctor.

Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (FdFwH)

470 At what point, comma, do we the "Deplorable Horde", comma get to...
SUIT UP AND CALL....."RRRRAAAAGGGGEEE"

and do the MENCKEN SHUFFLE.....
(Trying to tie the disco version but dang this computer)

still...geeez lost the mojo and back to the yard under my orange tree

night u all

Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (kFkpX)

471 I have a 1600 page book of general knowledge my mother bought in 1941. Any homeschooled kid learning from that book, even in its 1941 edition, would be better educated than 90% of the products of our K-12 industry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)


But what use is clearing a hen's impacted cloaca today?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:46 PM (1g7ch)

472 Speaking of Joy Behar it'd be great to have a fart contest between her and Eric.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (tkNkP)

473 Sheiner doesn't know shit from sheinerola about normal aging. Word-finding difficulty often starts in normals in their 40s and is NOT a sign or dementia. Sheiner is a hack and a very stupid doctor.
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (FdFwH)

Obama's problem was not finding words. Just that too often he found the wrong ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (/sgva)

474 I bet that made the Joy Behars of the world positively orgasmic.

You naughty little scamps all fantasize about seeing my O-face, don't you?

Posted by: Joy Behar at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (DMUuz)

475 Wait - today is Tuesday?!?


https://tinyurl.com/q4ao2ok

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (GZCaY)

476 "Dr. David Scheiner, Obama's former doctor, says Trump's "inability to say words sometimes worries me tremendously. He is having trouble word-finding... Comedians joke about it, but it's not a joking matter."

Sheiner doesn't know shit from sheinerola about normal aging. Word-finding difficulty often starts in normals in their 40s and is NOT a sign or dementia. Sheiner is a hack and a very stupid doctor.
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (FdFwH)


He told Obama the same thing.
Hence, "former doctor".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (1g7ch)

477 It's like the law of gravity being revoked!
---
Well the Bernoulli principle can do some amazing things

Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (Eicbe)

478 What. does. God. need. with. a. starship?

Posted by: The Gospel of James T. Kirk, Book V at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (H5knJ)

479 Just my way of clearing the air...

Tee hee.

Posted by: Eric! at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (I2/tG)

480 But what use is clearing a hen's impacted cloaca today?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:46 PM (1g7ch)


You never know when your chicken will be interviewed on MSNBC.

Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (NiXyF)

481 It's a REBOOT!

Posted by: Hollywood Producer at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (4fmLd)

482 Wonder if those mike lindell geezer sheets are any good

Posted by: Boomer at November 19, 2019 09:49 PM (ucNdt)

483 474
I bet that made the Joy Behars of the world positively orgasmic.



You naughty little scamps all fantasize about seeing my O-face, don't you?

Posted by: Joy Behar at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (DMUuz)


*insert image of Greek warrior transformed by Medusa into stone (the lucky bastard)*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:49 PM (GZCaY)

484 I never needed one.

Posted by: Q at November 19, 2019 09:49 PM (1g7ch)

485 VIA, good for you. Though now we'll be looking to you to help retire Ms. Lindsay.


And speaking of jooos [and yeah, Ukraine has had a *wee* little problem with anti-semitism], IDF hit various Iranian and Syrian military sites in Syria, after the Iranians launched 4 rockets at Israel.


On Okinawa, during the battle, the Marines at Yontan airfield put up a sign to welcome newcomers: "Welcome to Yontan, where every night is the 4th of July!" [nightly air raids].


Thinkin' one of those signs would be handy at Syrian airbases.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:50 PM (QDnY+)

486 >>I always thought that there were some things that one could always count on, and Ukrainian anti-Semitism was one of those things.

>>It's like the law of gravity being revoked!

And they say God has no sense of humor.

Just getting warmed up.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

487 I dare you to name one person in the MFM who you are sure even knows who Audie Murphy or Sgt. York were.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (tkNkP)


They couldn't but they want the impression to Fatbody is the greatest hero to ever wear the uniform so the LIVs only pick up military hero says it was his duty to do something about Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:51 PM (yPslb)

488 Swalwell sure wrecked 'em with that testimony.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 09:51 PM (ykYG2)

489 They have the 25th amendment but they seem to forget about 80 million citizens who have the 2nd amendment. And many of those 80 million are pretty well at the end of their patience.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 19, 2019 09:52 PM (+Kpte)

490 Can't they just say that he bugged the Watergate Hotel and be done with it?

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 09:52 PM (cF8AT)

491 457 ..... it's time for MAJOR reprisals from the Trump.
===========

Barr's recent speech was astounding. Me thinks the incoming Horowitz/Durham report and actions will be barnburners.

But I'm with you. The "no consequence" culture in the Federal Govt. has to be stopped, with a vengeance, or all is lost.

When Lois Lerner gets off Scott-free and flush with retirement funds, when Hillary Clinton can wantonly violate security rules, when McCabe, Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Strzok, Page, Rosenpenis, and the rest of the rotten lot, walk scott-free flush with GoFundMe cash and Media fees, we all know the underlying message is that Progressive criminal resistance isn't just tolerated, it's outright encouraged and rewarded.

Ordinary people are going to get pushed over the line, to the extent they haven't already been...

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 09:52 PM (DRgs8)

492 They have the 25th amendment but they seem to forget about 80 million citizens who have the 2nd amendment. And many of those 80 million are pretty well at the end of their patience.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 19, 2019 09:52 PM (+Kpte)


Push comes to shove, it would only take one or two million of that 80 million to make things far, far too interesting in this country.

And the Democrats are too stupid to stop pushing.

Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2019 09:54 PM (NiXyF)

493 Hollywood just greenlighted Elizabeth Banks' reboot of Ford v. Ferrari with an all-female cast. Featuring solar powered race cars. Carroll Shelby reveals that he added the second R and L after transitioning. Her truth of American life in 1966. Next up, all-female reboot of The Right Stuff.

Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (FdFwH)

494 Speaking of Amendments, do you still get a trial by jury for claims over $20 as the 7th provides or have they adjusted for inflation?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (2DOZq)

495 Clear the room, boys!

I'm here!

Posted by: Swalwell! at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (I2/tG)

496 Difficultly in finding a word is often a sign of very high intelligence because the mind is performing faster and better than speech mechanisms can deliver words.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (kXoT0)

497 Clear the room, boys!

Amateur.

Posted by: Mongo! at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (I2/tG)

498 Didn't Candace Bergen play Audrey Murphy on the TV?


Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (l3+k2)

Murphy Brown

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (6ezlu)

499 Next up, all-female reboot of The Right Stuff.
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (FdFwH)
---
The all-female Fight Club is the one to watch for.

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (Eicbe)

500 They couldn't but they want the impression to Fatbody is the greatest hero to ever wear the uniform so the LIVs only pick up military hero says it was his duty to do something about Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:51 PM (yPslb)

The funniest part of Vindman's testimony today was when he said the event for which he was awarded the Purple Heart was an IED explosion in which he was wounded much less than anyone else in the vehicle, and he was in fact, back on duty the same day.

I could hear the groans of the Dems and the MFM in DC and NYC all the way down here in Houston.

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:57 PM (AMIL/)

501 Difficultly in finding a word is often a sign of very high intelligence because the mind is performing faster and better than speech mechanisms can deliver words.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (kXoT0)

Well, Obama would have you believe that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 09:57 PM (/sgva)

502 Hollywood just greenlighted Elizabeth Banks' reboot of Ford v. Ferrari with an all-female cast. Featuring solar powered race cars...
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (FdFwH)


Yeah, I heard that they will use those solar powered cars at Le Mans.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 19, 2019 09:58 PM (aS1PU)

503 Nood

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 09:58 PM (ECrgQ)

504 491...Ordinary people are going to get pushed over the line, to the extent they haven't already been...
=======

I should add, of course, that you have to juxtapose all of the "no consequence" activity for these Dem issues with the swat team raids and criminal prosecutions of everybody in Trump's orbit. It's not just annoying, it's not just unjust, unethical and alarming. It's a society-busting deal breaker. There IS a coup in flight, but it's not JUST of Trump's Presidency. It's an insider Progressive take over of government, and it's a 4-alarm fire, and our elected officials on the Conservative side of the aisle are asleep at the wheel.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 09:58 PM (DRgs8)

505 Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (kXoT0)

I haven't seen you in forever!

Have you been around and I just missed you or have you been away?

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 09:59 PM (cF8AT)

506 And then the all-female Reservoir Dogs.

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 09:59 PM (Eicbe)

507 Murphy Brown
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (6ezlu)

She invented the Murphy bed. So she could have a place to put out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 09:59 PM (/sgva)

508 Before goodnight....

You must be clear, OBAMA and his left over minion land mines in the White House and STATE, and FBI and CIA...are why we have no joy for Christmas. Trump F'd Up by not cleaning house 1st day in office and he pays the price now

OBAMA did this.....on a level higher than CLINTON's lil'bitches did Air Force One and all the computers in the WH when he left.

KNOW THAT!!!

Berry still plays the field...and is calling shots with cover from the MSM yellow dogs.

Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at November 19, 2019 10:00 PM (kFkpX)

509 My shorts... caught on barbed wire!
Oh no! A STINK BOMB!
*PHHAAARRRT*
I'm becoming... *honkk* flatulent!

From *quack* this day forward *toooott* I shall be known as FART MAN

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 10:00 PM (ykYG2)

510 My late husband, Vietnam Nam Army infantry, refused 3 Purple Hearts because in each action where he was wounded--one or more of his platoon died. He always said he didn't need the medal since he got to live. He had a Bronze Stat with a V for Valor. They put him in for a Silver Star just before he came back, but, that medal didn't come through.

But Fatboy is the hero...

It's truly sad that I am glad he died in 2007 and never had to see this whole mess

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 10:05 PM (kXoT0)

511 People are dying in Hong Kong for just the taste of Democracy

and just look at us now.....clown shows....without popcorn...or anybody in the streets...save drug addicted homeless meth heads and Bernie supporters

Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at November 19, 2019 10:07 PM (kFkpX)

512 There are rumors that ace has a substance problem.

We don't talk about it.


Shelves are a substance?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 10:07 PM (6XLoz)

513 164 The .posted class's text-align: left; overrides the inherited style.

My grandmother said she just hated it when that happened! "Ah ain't no ways overrided!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 10:10 PM (XN/6y)

514 #505 Tami, I had brain surgery on Halloween. I traveled from Tulsa to Nebraska City, NE for a closed skull procedure called an MRI Guided Focused Ultrasound Ablation of the thalamus. I did it to relieve my Essential Tremor on my right side. I can now eat, draw, write, and put on makeup--all of which had gotten extremely difficult. I still have the tremor on my left side. I am not sure if I will have that side done.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 10:11 PM (kXoT0)

515 OMG Sherry, I had no idea!

Glad the surgery was a success. You feeling ok?

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 10:17 PM (cF8AT)

516 All the best, Sherry.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:21 PM (ZLI7S)

517 512
yep...wash your mouth out with soap and Berry's 2 day old nut crushers...with stains

Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at November 19, 2019 10:25 PM (kFkpX)

518 Keep chucking stuff, something might stick.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 19, 2019 10:43 PM (EnQC8)

519 Swalwell's ready to go. He has his shit packed.

Posted by: ChupaMe at November 20, 2019 12:21 AM (oRBFs)

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