DOJ Releases More Information About Strzok in Motion to Dismiss His Lawsuit Against Them

Strzok filed suit, laughably, challenging the DOJ's determination that he should be fired.

The Department of Justice released documents Monday outlining a slew of "security violations" and flagrantly "unprofessional conduct" by anti-Trump ex-FBI agent Peter Strzok -- including his alleged practice of keeping sensitive FBI documents on his unsecured personal electronic devices, even as his wife gained access to his cellphone and discovered evidence that he was having an affair with former FBI attorney Lisa Page.

The DOJ was seeking to dismiss Strzok's lawsuit claiming he was unfairly fired and deserves to be reinstated as chief of the counterespionage division at the FBI. In its filing, the DOJ included an August 2018 letter to Strzok from the DOJ's Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR), which said in part that Strzok had engaged in a "dereliction of supervisory responsibility" by failing to investigate the potentially classified Hillary Clinton emails that had turned up on an unsecured laptop belonging to Anthony Weiner as the 2016 election approached.

The situation became so dire, OPR said, that a case agent in New York told federal prosecutors there that he was "scared" and "paranoid" that "somebody was not acting appropriately" and that "somebody was trying to bury this."

...

Additionally, DOJ and OPR noted that although Strzok claimed to have "double deleted" sensitive FBI materials from his personal devices, his wife nonetheless apparently found evidence of his affair on his cellphone -- including photographs and a hotel reservation "ostensibly" used for a "romantic encounter." Strzok didn't consent to turning over the devices for review, according to OPR, even as he acknowledged using Apple's iMessage service for some FBI work.

"[My wife] has my phone. Read an angry note I wrote but didn't send you. That is her calling from my phone. She says she wants to talk to [you]. Said we were close friends nothing more," one of Strzok's text to Page read, according to the filing.

...

Strzok's wife allegedly threatened to send Page's husband some of the photographs from Strzok's phone.

One quick vocabularly point: I've never trusted myself to use the word "ostensibly" because I wasn't sure if it meant apparently or supposedly/purportedly.

And that's a big difference; it's it's "apparently," that means it's your own take on the evidence; if it's "supposedly," that's someone else trying to push their take on you.

Turns out, it means both -- either apparently or supposedly, but not necessarily actually.

Here's the etymology, which suggests it started out as mostly meaning "purportedly:"

1730, "capable of being shown, that can be shown or seen, presentable," from French ostensible, from Latin ostens-, past-participle stem of ostendere "to show, expose to view; to stretch out, spread before; exhibit, display," from assimilated form of ob "in front of" (see ob-) + tendere "to stretch," from PIE root *ten- "to stretch." Meaning "apparent, professed, put forth or held out as real" is from 1771.

So if that one's been bothering you, you're welcome.

Below, some tweets containing screenshots of the filing.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM




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1 Pitter Patter!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 06:01 PM (Rw8Ov)

2 Top Ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 06:02 PM (htJYU)

3 *farts raucously*

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 06:03 PM (htJYU)

4 what kind of pics did the wife find?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2019 06:04 PM (a0IVu)

5 I wonder how Strzonk's Wife feels about his affair?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 06:04 PM (htJYU)

6 >>>4 what kind of pics did the wife find?


well, OSTENSIBLY they would be boudoir shots of the delectable Ms. Page, right?

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

7 Self important nitwits.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (w7KSn)

8 what kind of pics did the wife find?
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2019 06:04 PM (a0IVu)

I'll text you an example.

*click*

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (htJYU)

9 Other than the treason, though, what have you got on me?

Posted by: Benedict Arnold at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (DuZls)

10 Strzok is into Weiner too?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (aS1PU)

11 >>>5 I wonder how Strzonk's Wife feels about his affair?

I hear she was shattered.

I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

12 6 Gummy? Shirley, you jest

Posted by: the Butcher at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (DIosY)

13 6 >>>4 what kind of pics did the wife find?


well, OSTENSIBLY they would be boudoir shots of the delectable Ms. Page, right?

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

in all her 'gummy' glory

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (a0IVu)

14
First! (ostensibly)

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (KCxzN)

15 I want the wife to testify.

Posted by: Bill Daye at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (lfmil)

16 >>>10 Strzok is into Weiner too?
Posted by: DR.WTF

at this point i assume they all are

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

17 These brave patriots should never be fired. Ever!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (xptlg)

18 Oh good, evidence of his perfidy comes out due to his own legal actions. It is to laugh.

Posted by: That's One Today at November 19, 2019 06:07 PM (hkCNq)

19





* ostensibly poots *

Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2019 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

20 Lisa Page really gummed up the works

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (RKQ/v)

21 11 >>>5 I wonder how Strzonk's Wife feels about his affair?

I hear she was shattered.

I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

No wonder he didn't have time to lead TWO high profile investigations.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (cF8AT)

22 His direct messages make him sound like a hysterical 14 year girl.

The Very Best Men?

Pardon me for beginning to doubt that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (1Vobx)

23 16; yes, they all love the penis.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (KP5rU)

24 Next time, I need to encrypt the dic pics.

Posted by: Peter Stork at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (EgshT)

25 21 11 >>>5 I wonder how Strzonk's Wife feels about his affair?

I hear she was shattered.

I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

No wonder he didn't have time to lead TWO high profile investigations.
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (cF8AT)


Forget dames, he royally fucked the country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)

26 It was a busy week.

Posted by: Strzok at November 19, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)

27 Since March - let's see, this is November, naught from naught is naught, carry the 2 - 8 months - they have been trying to figure out if there is a criminal act.

8 months.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)

28 Bunch of dockers.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (Rw8Ov)

29 25; j.j. feature, not a bug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (KP5rU)

30 Well, since it's unlikely any of these people will end up getting the rough justice they deserve, at least the herpegonosyphilaids will get them eventually.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (AzW6q)

31 Boy, I'm glad I decided against sending pics to Masha.

Posted by: Peter Stork at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (EgshT)

32 I remain boggled that Strzok and Page communicated via text on their regular cell phones. Does nobody watch cop shows anymore??
There are things I won't write in email, and will barely talk about over the phone. Only in person, man.

LTC Bearclaw is another one I boggle over. Dude is crazy.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (b6kHD)

33 well, OSTENSIBLY they would be boudoir shots of the delectable Ms. Page, right?

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)


Link?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (ZfRYq)

34
Dear Mr. Hitler:

Please excuse Field Marshall Epstein for not defending Normandy because he was too busy not committing suicide despite being a busy week.

Signed,

Epstein's mutti.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)

35 You hoo!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (Q5eBq)

36 30: easy for you to spell.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (KP5rU)

37 15
I want the wife to testify.

Posted by: Bill Daye


Hoo boy! "Ma'am where there any FBI texts on your former husbands phone?"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (LOq4H)

38 Were the STASI, Gestapo, and KGB this, well, trashy? Because we are getting the trashiest police state imaginable.

Sent. Flowers.

Jesus. Did he promise Dave Matthews would play at their wedding?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (iw59Q)

39 3 *farts raucously*

As contagious as yawning!

Posted by: Hillary! *shart!* at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (PxqU/)

40 A paragon of courage, this one.

The best of the best, leading an exemplary life of public service.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

41 >>>Link?

Asking for a friend.

...

ugh. I think McKenzie Phillips was naked in some 70s movie. Google for that.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

42 30 Well, since it's unlikely any of these people will end up getting the rough justice they deserve, at least the herpegonosyphilaids will get them eventually.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (AzW6q)


I wonder if BangGood sells KGB polonium umbrella blowguns...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

43 Yes, ostensibly is basically "posing as, but is not in reality" as in "Tank Adams is ostensibly serving in office as a representative" or "Chelsea Clinton is ostensibly the daughter of Bill Clinton"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

44 If only Mrs. Strzok had had a sharp knife in the kitchen.

Posted by: Bill Daye at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (lfmil)

45 Yeah, I think his wife saw the full muff pictures.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

46 >>I think McKenzie Phillips was naked in some 70s movie.


She was the ugly one, right?

Posted by: Schneifer at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (yDWtO)

47 FBI pussies. If you want real men, call the highway patrol.

Posted by: Broderick Crawford at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (sWM8x)

48 The situation became so dire, OPR said, that a case agent in New York told federal prosecutors there that he was "scared" and "paranoid" that "somebody was not acting appropriately" and that "somebody was trying to bury this."

Unpossible! Not at my FBI! No reasonable supervisory agent would pursue something like this. Sadly, more online training may be needed.

Posted by: Rev. James Comey, now living my life as a gay man at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (NVYyb)

49 I hear she was shattered.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
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Shadoobie, shattered.

Posted by: Mick at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (DuZls)

50 Sorry, but I don't believe for one second these two fuck heads were having an affair, the "affair"m was contrived in order to cover for their conspiracy.

Look at the way GA aka Lisa Page responds to him telling her his wife thinks they are having an affair.

This is all a well crafted psyop.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (h/bx2)

51 And so. It...begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (3Z6pZ)

52 47 FBI pussies. If you want real men, call the highway patrol.
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (sWM8x)


Ponch and John?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (zBaqJ)

53
I ostensibly read the content.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (pNxlR)

54 If anyone gets a change, read the whole report. It's mind-boggling.

The investigators noted that there are 14,000 agents in the department, so why have the SAME guy do both Hillary's emails AND Muh Russia?

They have a footnote where Comey admits he should have spread that out.

Ya think?

Also, they shred him on slow-walking Weiner's laptop.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

55 I wonder if BangGood sells KGB polonium umbrella blowguns...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)


$75.99 in but only in quantities of 100-999.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (ZfRYq)

56 Has anyone examined those 675,000 emails they found, since we know Strzok didn't?

Posted by: Ever at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (ZZDMQ)

57 But what about the cheesecake pix of Page?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (87EdW)

58 herpegonosyphilaids
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That's the shittiest onomatopoeia I've ever seen.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (sWM8x)

59 This bloke Strzock is a bum.

Posted by: Flubber at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (PQnIX)

60 55 I wonder if BangGood sells KGB polonium umbrella blowguns...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

$75.99 in but only in quantities of 100-999.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (ZfRYq)


Friggin Trump tariffs!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)

61 > Gummy? Shirley, you jest

That's a really bad picture of her. She looks a lot hotter in some of the other ones I've seen.

There was a discussion here a while back where the consensus that emerged was that she was "work hot", i.e. you'd think she was hot if she worked in your office, which is a different thing from being hot enough to be a lingerie model or whatever.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (oQp6r)

62 I have mish pics for sale, cheap.

Posted by: Peter Stork at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (EgshT)

63 $75.99 in but only in quantities of 100-999.

Posted by: blaster at November 19

Put me down for three.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (LOq4H)

64 There's another great part where they point out that He's supposed to be investigating the improper use of private machines for government use and then himself does the same thing.

He had some great lame excuses that he cribbed from Hillary and they go on to note that putting sealed grand jury stuff on a computer *his wife had access to* is really, really dumb.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

65 51 And so. It...begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (3Z6pZ)



"I know, right?!"

- - Suzi Quatro, Chris Norman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ)

66 Also, they shred him on slow-walking Weiner's laptop.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)


SHRED.

Put in jail?

Not so much.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (ZfRYq)

67 Strzok thought his wife was too dumb to catch on or fight back. His judgment was as good as Schiff for Brains.

Posted by: That's Two Today at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (hkCNq)

68 Hang him and lets move on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (85Gof)

69 @56
The laptop is resting in the same place that the Ark of The Covenant is stored, some massive warehouse in Sheboygan.

Ain't nobody finding that shit.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (h/bx2)

70 38 Were the STASI, Gestapo, and KGB this, well, trashy? Because we are getting the trashiest police state imaginable.


Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (iw59Q)

Boris and Natasha? She was kinky, into midgets.

And Squirrels, damn it.

Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (NgKpN)

71 He had some great lame excuses that he cribbed from Hillary and they go on to note that putting sealed grand jury stuff on a computer *his wife had access to* is really, really dumb.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
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Normally, I would have gone through the right channels. But it was a busy week.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)

72
The important question here is: who on earth would marry that freakin' weirdo?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

73 The noive of this guy.

Posted by: jsg at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (S6H6D)

74 If you havent seen it, Dean Cain and Kirsty Swanson performed a hilarious stage play based on a literal retelling of Strzok and pAge's text messages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCutKd11kjg

Posted by: Flubber at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (PQnIX)

75 Who is this condescending council for the dems?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (85Gof)

76 I think a guy who puts sensitive government data on his personal computer that his wife can access is the perfect guy to run counterintelligence.

Seems like a natural fit, no?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

77 our government is an embarrassing puddle of goose shit sitting on the banks of the cayahoga river waiting to be washed downstream. fucktards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (KP5rU)

78 I like Big Gingiva
I can not lie

You other brothers
can't deny

when a girl show up
with a Whoopie face
put them bean teeth
in yo face

you get sprung -
Just look at them gums!

Posted by: Peter Strzock at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (yDWtO)

79 I remember Bijou Phillips naked in Bully.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (87EdW)

80 I wonder if BangGood sells KGB polonium umbrella blowguns...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

If they do, the customs declaration will list them as "lifestyle equipment" and they'll probably break after a single use.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (htJYU)

81 These allusions to romantic intimacy quite frankly, create sensations resembling illness.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (wo3c/)

82 Nunes is getting testy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

83 They have been trying to figure out if there is a crime there.

FOR EIGHT MONTHS.

And they still haven't figured it out.

Top. Men.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (ZfRYq)

84 Greg Gutfeld must be a closet lurker here. He just said that Swallowswell's dog's coffee cup wasn't responsible for the flatulence, and that Epstein didn't kill himself. It is to laugh!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (VNmG1)

85 And so. It...begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (3Z6pZ)

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We still have some time.

Posted by: Guy who always Disagrees that it's Beginning at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (DuZls)

86 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (B+t5k)

87 I think it would be a very fine thing if the DOJ started handing out extremely heinous, heavy sentences for these violations rather than hand slaps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

88 69 @56
The laptop is resting in the same place that the Ark of The Covenant is stored, some massive warehouse in Sheboygan.

Ain't nobody finding that shit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (h/bx2)

Wait, you really think we built Yucca Mountain for Nuclear WASTE? and then didn't use it???

BWA HA HA

Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

89 They have a footnote where Comey admits he should have spread that out.

Also, they shred him on slow-walking Weiner's laptop.

========

I'd be lots more impressed if instead of shredding him in footnotes and Declining To Prosecute, they had pit the mofo in the stocks and let us rhrow rotten cabbages at his self satisfied face.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (NVYyb)

90 Boris and Natasha? She was kinky, into midgets.

And Squirrels, damn it.
Posted by: Bullwinkle


If you knew how to use that moose knuckle...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (ob5xJ)

91 I saw that mug move all by itself.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (EgshT)

92 Greg Gutfeld must be a closet lurker here. He just said that Swallowswell's dog's coffee cup wasn't responsible for the flatulence, and that Epstein didn't kill himself. It is to laugh!
Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (VNmG1)

Yes for sure gutfeld is one of us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (85Gof)

93 69 @56
The laptop is resting in the same place that the Ark of The Covenant is stored, some massive warehouse in Sheboygan.

Ain't nobody finding that shit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (h/bx2)


Sheboygan. All kinds of tranny references there. I smell a protest march on city hall...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)

94 Interestingly, Ocelot is derived from the word Ostensibly because it is supposedly a cat but not really. And Lancelot is in turn derived from Ocelot, thus his name is the middle english equivalent of Untrustworthy Cat.

Posted by: Yes, of course I'm making this up. I mean, c'mon. at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (Vf2XA)

95 LOL

read this mini thread by Ajit Pai

https://twitter.com/AjitPaiFCC/status/
1196797876875255808

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (G546f)

96 Our betters are just a highly paid mob of GARBAGE PEOPLE

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (XaSia)

97 In his response, the guy positively grovels and said how sorry he is, made dumb mistake, but he should totally keep his job because he's award-winning and stuff.

Who among us hasn't used government phones to coordinate illicit affairs, mishandled sensitive information and tried to cover up a serious crime in the course of their official duties?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

98 OT: Both of Epstein's "guards" have been arrested.
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (oQp6r)

99 They have a footnote where Comey admits he should have spread that out.
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I should have, but it was a busy week.

Posted by: James Comey at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (DuZls)

100 I think it would be a very fine thing if the DOJ started handing out extremely heinous, heavy sentences for these violations rather than hand slaps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (ob5xJ)

101 Captain Crunch

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (q177U)

102 I saw that mug move all by itself.
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (EgshT)

From the sonic concussion of your prodigious farting?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (xPJvm)

103 > Sheboygan.


She Boy Gan. 1/3 woman. 1/3 man. 1/3 Ganesh, the Hindu elephant god.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (oQp6r)

104 I would have been here a hour ago but missed the nood call

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)

105 >>I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody.


Mistakenly tranferred to General Population in 3 ... 2 ...

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (yDWtO)

106 The word 'ostensible' is ostensibly in the same realm as ostentatious (showy, easily seen, publicly obvious)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (m45I2)

107
Who remembers the Lisa Murkosky coke bear photo from when she ran for Senate as an "Independent"?

A good Photoshopper should slap an Army hat, some LTC eagles on it and add a caption confessing to "I just LOVE bearclaws!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (pNxlR)

108 As to that discussion of the Fox News movie. It's funny, one network had an anchor with the rape button in his office--but no, let's do a story about a guy who leers (or something).

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (DuZls)

109 Once one of the Overlords in a Black Robe rules on the case, not only will this turd be reappointed to the agency, the judge will order that he be put in charge.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (j3npP)

110 I've been assured the agents on the ground are salt of the earth. Or was it tear it all down and salt the earth? Can't remember...

Posted by: Inogame at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (D26XX)

111 Gentlemen, you asked for a clusterfuck, I give you the

F

B

I

Posted by: Hans Gruber Falling Down at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (+dsLj)

112 Carlos Danger was ostensibly cockblocked by established law.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (wo3c/)

113 "98 OT: Both of Epstein's "guards" have been arrested.
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody."

They have a good defense. Unfortunately, it is fatal.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (iw59Q)

114 51 And so. It...begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning

well look who decided to show up late

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)

115 As is "we hold the truths to be ostentatious, that all men are created equal..."

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (m45I2)

116
What are we s'posed to do now, ya moron?

Posted by: Strzok at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (Ii7Mc)

117 Imagine a HRC presidency with Strozac and Weissman running amok. Rush and Hannity would already be serving time for process crimes.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (XaSia)

118 I'm interested in the photos, in the event this case goes any further.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (NVYyb)

119 98 OT: Both of Epstein's "guards" have been arrested.
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (oQp6r)


I hope the cameras are in good working order!

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (ZfRYq)

120 If anyone gets a change, read the whole report. It's mind-boggling.

The investigators noted that there are 14,000 agents in the department, so why have the SAME guy do both Hillary's emails AND Muh Russia?

They have a footnote where Comey admits he should have spread that out.

Ya think?

Also, they shred him on slow-walking Weiner's laptop.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

Just about the only evidence I have that the entire FBI isn't corrupt is that they had so few operatives at a high level working on these capers.

I wish I had some evidence that the entire FBI isn't incompetent.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (FTPn0)

121 The word 'ostensible' is ostensibly in the same realm as ostentatious (showy, easily seen, publicly obvious)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (m45I2)
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That's normally what I think of with it. It's all about the show.

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)

122 >>>106 The word 'ostensible' is ostensibly in the same realm as ostentatious (showy, easily seen, publicly obvious)


ah yes. That was in the back of my mind but it never made it to the front.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)

123 Bearclaws give me gas something wicked.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (EgshT)

124 Gonna need moar rope here boss!

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (GXoKW)

125 I should have, but it was a busy week.

Posted by: James Comey at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (DuZls)

Come on. How busy could you really have been? Surfing porn and eating danish took up your whole day?

Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (VNmG1)

126 50 Sorry, but I don't believe for one second these two fuck heads were having an affair, the "affair"m was contrived in order to cover for their conspiracy.

Look at the way GA aka Lisa Page responds to him telling her his wife thinks they are having an affair.

This is all a well crafted psyop.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (h/bx2)

You REALLY need to read the footnote in the text msgs. screenshot.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (cF8AT)

127 Someone needs to FOIA the pics for the hq.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 06:24 PM (HALdu)

128
Set the Sheboyganites on the Cheboyganites with the question of which town's name is spelled wrong.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:24 PM (pNxlR)

129 100
I think it would be a very fine thing if the DOJ started handing out
extremely heinous, heavy sentences for these violations rather than hand
slaps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (ob5xJ)

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I think you take enjoyment in life where you can. The report is quite amusing and deeply embarrassing.

I also note that none of the 'decline to prosecute' decisions preclude ever prosecuting, it just hasn't happened to date. Barr seems a different sort, and the report repeated emphasized how badly he damaged the FBI's reputation and ability to function.

And that's before we even get into the doctored 302s.

You see, you want to hit all the charges at once, and there are still more things coming out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)

130 The laptop is resting in the same place that the Ark of The Covenant is stored, some massive warehouse in Sheboygan.

NYPD have excellent computer forensics people. If they were sent this information, the first step would have been taking a disk image. I'd be willing to bet this year's bonus a copy of that laptop is sitting in a well backed up server in some NYPD owned data center.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:24 PM (9t0Zz)

131 Sheboygan.


She Boy Gan. 1/3 woman. 1/3 man. 1/3 Ganesh, the Hindu elephant god.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (oQp6r)
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Reluctant tranny: She boy 'gan.

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)

132 While Epsteins guards are now under arrest and reportedly suicidal, any notes should not be sent to the Bureau of Prisons, but instead to their familes new estates in the Cayman Islands

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (NVYyb)

133 >>>95 LOL

read this mini thread by Ajit Pai

https://twitter.com/AjitPaiFCC/status/
1196797876875255808
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn

...

hah, what a gas

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (PbpT7)

134 They found two blacks (one male, one female) to throw under the back of the bus for the Epstein murder so ... problem solved.

Posted by: someguy91 at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (OJ0zz)

135 Also, they shred him on slow-walking Weiner's laptop.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

Just about the only evidence I have that the entire FBI isn't corrupt is that they had so few operatives at a high level working on these capers.

I wish I had some evidence that the entire FBI isn't incompetent.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (FTPn0)

Isn't it interesting that Vindy comes out, breaks all kinds of security regulations, but is in front of Congress within weeks.

Yet the Dem shenanigans with DOJ and FBI went on for YEARS, and no one came out as a Whistleblower?

Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (NgKpN)

136 I propose Nunes and Jordan for Governors, Senators, VP, President. I like those guys. Stefanik possibly with a future too.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (QP5Tn)

137 I now make a point of watching any movie that portrays the FBI as a bunch of bumbling keystone criminally minded fucktards.

Because somebody who consulted on that shit knew things.

Also see NYPD Blue, I don't think there was a single episode that painted the FBI in a positive light.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (+dsLj)

138 OT: Both of Epstein's "guards" have been arrested.
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (oQp6r)
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They weren't in one of their black moods, were they?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (3Z6pZ)

139
What is beginning? Eric Swallowsall's flatulence?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (pNxlR)

140 off sock

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

141 Of course we're perfectly safe. We're in protective custo

Posted by: Epstein's Guards at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (sWM8x)

142 Pretty sure former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, and his sex partner who happened to not be the same person to whom he was married, set the bar pretty high on "Things not to text." Those two were texting replays of how beejurs went, and other assorted hilarious hijinx.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (8AONa)

143 >>>113 "98 OT: Both of Epstein's "guards" have been arrested.
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody."

They have a good defense. Unfortunately, it is fatal.

...


zing!

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

144 "other evidence"

or

"Otter Evidence?"

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (yDWtO)

145 72 The important question here is: who
on earth would marry that freakin' weirdo?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

You're gonna have to be more specific...

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

146 @130
There is not a snowballs chance in hell that Weiner's laptop and it's data exists in any usable state.

And a disk image?

Doubtful.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (h/bx2)

147 You REALLY need to read the footnote in the text msgs. screenshot.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (cF8AT)

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Yeah, they had an affair. It wasn't cover, and the messages and statements pretty much lay it out.

The part where they tried to come up with a cover story and he says his wife knows about the flowers he sent her...that's actual adultery.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)

148
You're gonna have to be more specific...
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

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Strzok. He looked like he had brain-worms in that hearing he appeared for.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (AzW6q)

149 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (arJlL)

150 Lisa's kinda gummy, no?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (+fPHo)

151 Sorry, but I don't believe for one second these two fuck heads were having an affair, the "affair"m was contrived in order to cover for their conspiracy.

Look at the way GA aka Lisa Page responds to him telling her his wife thinks they are having an affair.

This is all a well crafted psyop.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (h/bx2)



what she wrote is what someone sort of clever would write. She said she thinks the wife things they are having an affair instead of screaming that the wife knows they are having an affair.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)

152 Can someone translate for me? I don't speak Deep State douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

153 Nunes just ripping Schitt & Marty Feldman eyes sitting there with his arms crossed

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)

154 Schiff is feeding lines to his tools again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

155 I wish I had some evidence that the entire FBI isn't incompetent.

*****************

Well Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are reportedly honest and good agents so they can't be all bad.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (+dsLj)

156 I'm tellin' ya, that infrared vid of my blast looked like a nuclear test on Bikini Atoll.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)

157 And smug Strozk provides the Kompromat that scuttles the Russian hoax. All because he thought he was smarter than anyone else, including his wife. But mainly because he couldn't keep his pecker in his pants.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (Dp5C+)

158
There is not a snowballs chance in hell that Weiner's laptop and it's data exists in any usable state.

And a disk image?

Doubtful.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (h/bx2)

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Nobody in federal law enforcement or a democrat controlled city PD would allow evidence against Hillary to survive.

Posted by: Epstein's Guards at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)

159 150 Lisa's kinda gummy, no?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (+fPHo)

She cleans up pretty well if you use a power washer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (j3npP)

160
Fixed "Vattle"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (pNxlR)

161 @126
I've looked at it, I just don't buy it or believe it.

I firmly believe the "lovers" angle was contrived to explain obviously incriminating texts showing intent and conspiracy.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (h/bx2)

162 >>>156 I'm tellin' ya, that infrared vid of my blast looked like a nuclear test on Bikini Atoll.
Posted by: Eric Fartswel

Godjira...?

Posted by: Japanese Fisherman looking very nervous at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

163 what she wrote is what someone sort of clever would
write. She said she thinks the wife things they are having an affair
instead of screaming that the wife knows they are having an affair.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)

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They actually try to come up with a cover story. It's right there.

"She knows about the flowers I sent you. I told her you were having a bad day and needed to be cheered up, that's all."

These people aren't nearly as smart as they think they are.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)

164 My husband is on the way home, sick.

Great. He had a flu shot, but I'm seeing my doc tomorrow and haven't had one yet.


I can see it now: Me attempting to cook Thanksgiving dinner with my slowly healing broken ankle, while coming down with the flu.

Yay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

165 , the "affair"m was contrived in order to cover for their conspiracy.

*********


Maybe it was a CWB*



*conspiracy with benefits.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (m45I2)

166 146 @130
There is not a snowballs chance in hell that Weiner's laptop and it's data exists in any usable state.

And a disk image?

Doubtful.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (h/bx2)

It's literally Exibit A of the USA vs Anthony Weiner. The sealed indictment was of the laptop being introduced as evidence. They have it all on that laptop.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (gQ1nd)

167 Fartjira!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (Dp5C+)

168 Lancelot is in turn derived from Ocelot, thus his name is the middle english equivalent of Untrustworthy Cat

That's odd to me because Lancelot doesn't have his love affair with Guinevere in some versions of the story. Additionally, Lancelot is often tied to very Christian themes in which L is a clear stand-in for Christ.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (9t0Zz)

169 Every time I see that child predator Anthony Weiner's name, I see the late, great Andrew Breitbart taking the podium at his presser where AB said something big was coming.

I wonder if this was it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)

170 I wish I had some evidence that the entire FBI isn't incompetent.

*****************

Well Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are reportedly honest and good agents so they can't be all bad.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (+dsLj)

Oh come on, Scully sees aliens every other week and somehow forgets that it happened by the next episode.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (FTPn0)

171 If Lisa Page was the 'benefits' what was the penalty?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (Dp5C+)

172 47 FBI pussies. If you want real men, call the highway patrol.
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (sWM8x)

Yup.....I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol
My hours are long and my pay is low
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow
I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm a highway patrol......

Doing his job, unlike the FBI turds.

Abolish the FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (Z+IKu)

173 Schiff is driving this clown car right into a ditch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

174 157. Strozak has a pecker?

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (XaSia)

175 > Nobody in federal law enforcement or a democrat controlled city PD would allow evidence against Hillary to survive.

Sure they would. They'd make a copy to use for their own blackmail purposes, and as assassination insurance.
Look at it this way: Hillary KNOWS you've had your hands on the data. Is she going to trust your word that you didn't make a copy or even stash the original?

No, she isn't. You'd better have something to hold over her or your life isn't worth a plugged nickel at that point.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (oQp6r)

176 To this day I will never understand how a pair of shit stained yokels from Arkansas could make House of Cards look like a nursery rhyme.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (+dsLj)

177 Nobody in federal law enforcement or a democrat controlled city PD would allow evidence against Hillary to survive.
Posted by: Epstein's Guards at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)

Unless they wanted to sell it back to them for favors.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (FTPn0)

178 Schiff is driving this clown car right into a ditch.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
YEP

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (BqBId)

179 I'd be willing to bet this year's bonus a copy of that laptop is sitting in a well backed up server in some NYPD owned data center.

I would too, not because they're all hot to nail Wiener or Hillary, but because they consider themselves the equal or even superior of FBI and the rivalry would prompt them to keep a mirror, just to put a thumb in their eye

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

180 For a top counter-intel guy Strzok sure was a dumbass. Mrs. Strozk had a stronger counter-intel game though.

Posted by: Michael Haz at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (9ivOl)

181 These impeach hearings are a fuckin jioke. They can not be serious

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (85Gof)

182 The Department of Justice released documents Monday outlining a slew of "security violations" and flagrantly "unprofessional conduct" by anti-Trump ex-FBI agent Peter Strzok -- including his alleged practice of keeping sensitive FBI documents on his unsecured personal electronic devices, even as his wife gained access to his cellphone and discovered evidence that he was having an affair with former FBI attorney Lisa Page.


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Why aren't these multiple federal records violations?

Posted by: MAGA at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (tAZGf)

183 Strozak has a pecker?

He speaks from it often

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (Dp5C+)

184 Lol. Mr. Morrison being asked about his military "service."

Morrison: "I'm US Naval Reserve officer."

*cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

185 I've looked at it, I just don't buy it or believe it.

I firmly believe the "lovers" angle was contrived to explain obviously incriminating texts showing intent and conspiracy.


Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (h/bx2)

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This is the same guy who sat on the laptop and when asked said he though someone else would handle it.

He's soooper smart.

Also kept restricted info on his home computer because reasons. He thought there was a "convenience" exemption from security requirements.

The head of counterintelligence said this.

You give him far too much credit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

186 Great, we have all phases of life covered today.

Vindman is Infantry

Schiff is adolescent

Strzok is adultery

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (m45I2)

187 If Strzok is our top notch counter intel guy, then we are fucked and we might as well surrender to the reds now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (85Gof)

188 OT: Well, Cannibal Bob has one less God-given part as of this afternoon. He is darn near doing the twist with his snazzy new hip. Modern medicine is amazing--we walked in the hospital at 8 and were home by 4, Bob was self propelled each way! Thanks to all for all the prayers and well wishes!

Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)

189 Lancelot is in turn derived from Ocelot, thus his name is the middle english equivalent of Untrustworthy Cat

That's odd to me because Lancelot doesn't have his love affair with Guinevere in some versions of the story. Additionally, Lancelot is often tied to very Christian themes in which L is a clear stand-in for Christ.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (9t0Zz)

I think the answer is that L vs G was an add in to the story later on, when courtly love and unrequited passion was all cool, centuries after the other stories of knightly derring do were out there.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (FTPn0)

190 Mr. Morrison being asked about his military "service."

Morrison: "I'm US Naval Reserve officer."

*cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (85Gof)

191 I am hoping the Schiff-4-brains clown car is a Pinto that explodes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (Dp5C+)

192 Abolish the FBI.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

I'm in favor of this

Staties can create an interstate coordination office, like Interpol.
Anything else Marshals and Secret Service can handle.

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (G546f)

193
187 If Strzok is our top notch counter intel guy, then we are fucked and we might as well surrender to the reds now


at this point that would be surrendering to ourselves

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (Rarvo)

194 You just know that Strzok and Page would trade off wearing a John Dean and Richard Nixon mask when they were screwing.


IMPEACH ME!!!

IMPEACH ME NOW, BIG BOY!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (fp3O8)

195 Oh. Tillerson appointed Volker.


Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

196 >>Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)


You didn't throw out the old one did you?

You can roast it and make him a nice stock.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (yDWtO)

197 Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)
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Good to hear.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (3Z6pZ)

198 If Strzok is our top notch counter intel guy, then we are fucked and we might as well surrender to the reds now

*******************

I don't see a downside, the reds are more Pax Americana than we are now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (+dsLj)

199 192 Abolish the FBI.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

I'm in favor of this

Staties can create an interstate coordination office, like Interpol.
Anything else Marshals and Secret Service can handle.


HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SAYING THIS!

we can shut down the FBI in a week with no worries at all. we don't need it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (Rarvo)

200 Tillerson was a walking cluster fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (85Gof)

201 Rex Tillerson: Yes, by gawd! We need gay Boy Scout leaders!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

202 188
OT: Well, Cannibal Bob has one less God-given part as of this
afternoon. He is darn near doing the twist with his snazzy new hip.
Modern medicine is amazing--we walked in the hospital at 8 and were home
by 4, Bob was self propelled each way! Thanks to all for all the
prayers and well wishes!

Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)


Is Bob gonna make soup with the old hip bone?

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (l3+k2)

203 Did Cannibal Bob put some dirt on it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (Dp5C+)

204 Looks like the Epstein fixers are about to tie up some loose ends, so to speak.

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)

205 Has anybody ever though to send Ace some flowers when he is having a rough week?

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (yDWtO)

206 This Turner guy is cracking me up with his "feelings and understandings" and the air quotes.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (aXucN)

207 Hey Strzok. Thank you for your service!
Now LOLGF.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

208 by the way after reading thru the texts I do think they were f*cking, fwiw

not exactly "in a relationship" but very much f*ck buddies

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (Rarvo)

209 203
Did Cannibal Bob put some dirt on it?


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (Dp5C+)

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Slapped hot iron on it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)

210 You don't have to rub it in, Heidi.

Posted by: tua at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (gQ1nd)

211 This farce is all but over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)

212 Is Turner a tiny dancer or a private dancer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (Dp5C+)

213 Heidi, please give Cannibal Bob my best and I'm so glad it all went well!

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (aXucN)

214 HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SAYING THIS!

we can shut down the FBI in a week with no worries at all. we don't need it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (Rarvo)

Even if we do need such an agency, we don't need that one. Tear it down and start from 0. If the mythical good and honest FBI agent exists, he could be hired on to the new agency.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (FTPn0)

215 "secret dungeon meetings" hahahaha

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (aXucN)

216 the FBI has been thuggish from the start, way back when Hoover ran it.

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (G546f)

217 Strzok's wife should have known they were doin' it from the gnaw marks on his dick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

218 This farce is all but over.

******************

The will impeach Trump with an article of impeachment titled Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (+dsLj)

219 HIYA Heidi !

Best wishes and prayers for you and The Cannibal !

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (arJlL)

220 208 by the way after reading thru the texts I do think they were f*cking, fwiw

not exactly "in a relationship" but very much f*ck buddies
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (Rarvo)

Strzok had all the classic signs of being a psychopath.

That is really the only relationship he could have.

Goes through the expected motions to get what he wants, but does not really care.

Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

221 Schiff is driving this clown car right into a ditch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
.........

Hope he's wearing a neck brace. The whiplash on that lollipop head is going to be fierce.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

222 You can roast it and make him a nice stock.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (yDWtO)

Bob forgot to ask! I think it was because he was so surprised when he looked at the incision and where the doc usually initials the hip, it read "Epstein didn't kill himself". Crazy

Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (oY5lM)

223 @185
These people are not smart, they are corrupt, they are vicious and they thought they were untouchable, so when it became apparent their little operation was beginning to be exposed, they sought to find ways to mitigate their exposure.

I believe the "lovers" angle was contrived to mitigate the conspiracy.

And it largely worked.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (h/bx2)

224 Heidi - great news! You can omit the hot iron treatment just this once.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (XaSia)

225 Limit the FBI to only maintaining a national database of criminal fingerprints and DNA. Everything else, delegate to the states.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (Dp5C+)

226 Looks like the Epstein fixers are about to tie up some loose ends, so to speak.
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)

Maybe this time they can stick a Go-Pro in the cell.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (FTPn0)

227 where the doc usually initials the hip, it read "Epstein didn't kill himself". Crazy
Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (oY5lM)
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LOL!

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (aXucN)

228 > To this day I will never understand how a pair of shit stained yokels
from Arkansas could make House of Cards look like a nursery rhyme.

Hillary is from Chicago, and Hot Springs, Arkansas, where Bill grew up, was an illegal gambling resort controlled by the Chicago Outfit for many decades.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (oQp6r)

229 Bluebell !

You're ALIVE !

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (arJlL)

230 If we shut down the fbi, who is gonna investigate rich parents trying to get their kids into a phoney baloney school?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (85Gof)

231 The Hansen complex is strong in Strzok.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (L+got)

232 Sheboygan...the place a transsexual female goes to return to his natural state.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (COzlW)

233 I'm just glad Eric wasn't standing on Guam when it hit.

Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (DuZls)

234 This farce is all but over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)
.........

except for the shouting.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

235 Lisa, Lisa who can I turn to?

Posted by: Peter Stork at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (EgshT)

236 Strzok had all the classic signs of being a psychopath.

Something is very conspicuously wrong with that guy. Blatantly so. You only keep someone around like that for special work, not promotions and a career. He's like Val Resnick in Payback, useful because he lacks compunction but not particularly critical to the operation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

237 Let us also not forget that Vindman was involved in the set-up of Flynn that started in 2014.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (fp3O8)

238 I am, JT. I escaped this morning. The good news is I'm 14 pounds lighter from water loss. My FIL had cranked the heat to 90 overnight.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN)

239 Give your hubs a hug, Heidi!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

240 Jack Do you think this will actually end? Annoying to my liberal brother, we are the deluded cult members.... Do you think Schiff will give up? Part of me thinks that they will still do the damn the torpedos full speed ahead thing and vote out articles of impeachment

Posted by: Confuzzled at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (TyVii)

241 You can omit the hot iron treatment just this once.
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (XaSia)

The doc opted for the Super Glue method. I have some duct tape in case it pulls loose.

Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (oY5lM)

242 I think the answer is that L vs G was an add in to the story later on, when courtly love and unrequited passion was all cool, centuries after the other stories of knightly derring do were out there.

I agree L and G is probably a later addition. I'm saying I think it's odd L's name is supposed to signal he's a sneaky cat given L and G is a later addition AND all the Christian imagery where L is a clear stand-in for Christ.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (9t0Zz)

243 There are pics, and then there are pics.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (5ff1+)

244 Strzok in motion.

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (RuIsu)

245 This farce is all but over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM

The opera ain't over til the fathead farts.

Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (COzlW)

246
I am, JT. I escaped this morning. The good news is I'm 14 pounds
lighter from water loss. My FIL had cranked the heat to 90 overnight.



Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN)


Sounds like my MiL. She keeps the heat cranked up to eleventy, and turns off the air when the temps are in the 90s.

My husband and I sleep in the basement, where we can control the thermostat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

247 176 To this day I will never understand how a pair of shit stained yokels from Arkansas could make House of Cards look like a nursery rhyme.
Posted by Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM

Vanity. It is a wondrous thing.

All the crap going on is because Obama is a narcissist. He watched Game of Thrones and thought, yeah, I can play at this level.

Posted by: Second Post Today at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (hkCNq)

248 Jane - Dr San whatever Goopta says the shot doesn't give you the flu

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)

249 This farce is all but over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)

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I think Dems are pretty committed to this, and the farcical aspect doesn't matter... I've still got my chips on them sending this to trial.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (RRA2y)

250 Something is very conspicuously wrong with that guy. Blatantly so. You only keep someone around like that for special work, not promotions and a career. He's like Val Resnick in Payback, useful because he lacks compunction but not particularly critical to the operation.

*****************

Good to see them rigid extremely brutal and tough FBI vetting is helping to keep the riffraff out.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (+dsLj)

251 I don't get the "it was all a fake romance" thing. What, exactly, was faking a love affair with 8192412490 texts supposed to accomplish??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

252 I am, JT. I escaped this morning. The good news is I'm 14 pounds lighter from water loss. My FIL had cranked the heat to 90 overnight.
Posted by: bluebell

LOL !!!

(I'm not laughing at you; I was thinking of something else.)

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL)

253 Apparently, supposedly, repeatedly...

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 19, 2019 06:43 PM (RuIsu)

254 Hillary is from Chicago, and Hot Springs, Arkansas, where Bill grew up, was an illegal gambling resort controlled by the Chicago Outfit for many decades.

*************************

Wow, that is very interesting and would explain a LOT of things.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:43 PM (+dsLj)

255
Jane - Dr San whatever Goopta says the shot doesn't give you the flu

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)


I know, but my husband is sick with something. And rather than go to his doc tomorrow, he's traveling to SC to meet with a new client.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

256 Good to see them rigid extremely brutal and tough FBI vetting is helping to keep the riffraff out.[/o]

Top men.

Top.
Men.

Seriously I think this is the caliber of worker you get when your requirements are "willing to do anything for the cause and has no conscience"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

257 Also kept restricted info on his home computer because reasons. He thought there was a "convenience" exemption from security requirements.

The head of counterintelligence said this.


Seriously. Given how stupid this guy is, it's guaranteed all state actors have our secrets and very likely plenty of script kiddies do too.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (9t0Zz)

258 You can omit the hot iron treatment just this once.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (XaSia)
.........

But a nice hot bath in his cauldron might be just the ticket.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

259 I don't get the "it was all a fake romance" thing. What, exactly, was faking a love affair with 8192412490 texts supposed to accomplish??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Who wants to read 33K emails about yoga and a daughter's wedding?

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls)

260 OT: Well, Cannibal Bob has one less God-given part
as of this afternoon. He is darn near doing the twist with his snazzy
new hip. Modern medicine is amazing--we walked in the hospital at 8 and
were home by 4, Bob was self propelled each way! Thanks to all for all
the prayers and well wishes!

Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)

Very
cool. Good thing the dems never got full control of health care, or ol'
bob there would be the dude in the medieval movie kneeling on the flat
cart and pushing himself around with his knuckles.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (9Om/r)

261 Watching Flight Of The Intruders. Actually one of my favourite movies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:45 PM (85Gof)

262 Himes is doing nothing here but treading water, and now Conway will put us to sleep.

All this is like chloroform to me. Pelosi is nuts to let this go forward.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 06:45 PM (+fPHo)

263 Schiff is driving this clown car right into a ditch.

Good enough for us to vote for impeachment!

Posted by: 99% of the House Dems at November 19, 2019 06:45 PM (r+sAi)

264
>>>The will impeach Trump with an article of impeachment titled Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (+dsLj)

LOL I love your nick, kind of has a double meaning now.

"A geographical oddity!"

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (q177U)

265 Too bad the DOJ couldn't respond "LOLGF."


As for "Top Men," I'm now convinced that "government jobs," both local and national-- including academia-- are actually some sort of make work program for people who cannot compete in private industry "Really High Functioning Mentally Disabled."


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Wmf3G)

266 Turns out, it means both -- either apparently or supposedly, but not necessarily actually."

That is ostensibly the Truth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

267 To bad the Martians can't ray-gun this clown show

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Dp5C+)

268 I don't get the "it was all a fake romance" thing.
What, exactly, was faking a love affair with 8192412490 texts supposed
to accomplish??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

---
There are repeated references to photos. I'm sure those are fake, too.

So we're expected to believe that this super-smort chief of counterintel's bright idea is to scatter unclassified tweets that could potentially be used to blackmail him and evidence of an affair his wife believes so fervently she gains access to systems with secure data she's not allowed to see...

To do what?

This guy literally damned himself with his anti-Trump tirades and self-incrimination by writing things like "we can't let Trump win" while he's supposed to be investigating Hillary, but he's also a 3-d chess grand master trying to fake everyone out.

Try another one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

269 > Wow, that is very interesting and would explain a LOT of things.
Gambling had appeared in Hot Springs after the Civil War and was taken over by the Capone group during Prohibition. There were periodic raids and crackdowns, but illegal casinos continued to operate in Hot Springs until the late 1960's, well after Bill left to go smoke dope at Georgetown and Oxford.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:47 PM (oQp6r)

270 OT: Well, Cannibal Bob has one less God-given part as of this afternoon. He is darn near doing the twist with his snazzy new hip. Modern medicine is amazing--we walked in the hospital at 8 and
were home by 4, Bob was self propelled each way! Thanks to all for all the prayers and well wishes!

Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)
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Howdy Heidi!
Jab him in the hip periodically to see if the pain meds are working.

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2019 06:47 PM (MVjcR)

271 249. Does P. Lousy have the votes though?

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:47 PM (XaSia)

272 >>Jack Do you think this will actually end?

I honestly have no idea. It's beyond obvious there is no crime here let alone enough to drive a removal from office but there is no way to tell what Nancy is going to do.

A lot of people seem to think that Horowitz and Durham are a joke. I don't think Nancy thinks so. And it's about to start hitting in a couple weeks and keep on hitting in increasing intensity for months.

There are no good options for the Democrats, only less bad ones. No idea which ones Nancy considers worse.

But I'm pretty sure your brother is going to be disappointed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)

273 LOL I love your nick, kind of has a double meaning now.

"A geographical oddity!"


I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

274 To bad the Martians can't ray-gun this clown show
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Dp5C+)

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Today would be a good day for Omar and Tlaib to light themselves off...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:48 PM (RRA2y)

275 1730 comments, that's a lot of scrolling.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (3XKoR)

276 prayers for Cannibal Bob's healing
may he have many fresh hobos in his pot o stew

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (G546f)

277 I'm now convinced that "government jobs," both local and national-- including academia-- are actually some sort of make work program for people who cannot compete in private industry "Really High Functioning Mentally Disabled."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Gender Studies Departments at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (5ff1+)

278 Clay Travis @ClayTravis
Last week 23 million people watched Vikings-Cowboys on NBC's Sunday Night Football. So far the most watched day of the Trump impeachment hearings - if you combine all the broadcast networks, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Fox News and MSNBC together - was 13 million people.

Clay Travis @ClayTravis
It's important to note that while the media wants to sell you on the country's incredible polarization and social media would convince you a second Civil War is near, most people in this country would much rather watch a regular season football game.


Clay Travis @ClayTravis
Last night Monday Night Football, airing on cable, outrated impeachment coverage even if you add up viewers on all channels. MNF also outrated all news coverage of impeachment combined that was airing at the same time as the game on all cable channels combined.

Clay Travis @ClayTravis
I suspect football is more popular because unlike with impeachment we don't already know how the football games will end. (House impeaches, senate won't vote to remove). But don't allow the media to convince you that the nation is in any way obsessed with this charade. Not true.

@ClayTravis
More fun with numbers: every episode of the final season of Game of Thrones nearly quadrupled the viewership of the most watched day of the impeachment hearings so far.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)

279 Ughhhhh. This impeachment coup is disgusting. Except for the excitement provided by the Republicans in actually putting up some degree of a fight, all I see is crappola, barf, and gas.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (QP5Tn)

280 After this Schiff clown show concludes - this week - it goes to Nadler's committee, tasked with drawing up articles of impeachment.

Does anyone think he won't have a bill of impeachment voted out of his committee?

Once it goes to the floor, Nancy has the votes. Only 2 Dems voted against the inquiry.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (ZfRYq)

281 11
>>>5 I wonder how Strzonk's Wife feels about his affair?



I hear she was shattered.



I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.





Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

Ostensibly, Lisa Page was party to another affair as well? Seems that she was climbing vertically by working horizontally.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (Hn6S7)

282 So being a cannibal with a replacement hip, how does one . . . uh. . acquire? Does he go to a game preserve kind of setting, stocked with easier targets?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (8AONa)

283 Pomade is made by the same company as Dapper Dan. Its just marketing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (r+sAi)

284 Watching Flight Of The Intruders. Actually one of my favourite movies

Great book, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (KZzsI)

285 Ahem, so this show goes to the Senate for trial. Have all these "witnesses" given up their 5th amendment rights, since they've been blathering during this farce?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (LOq4H)

286 (I'm not laughing at you; I was thinking of something else.)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL)
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You keep saying that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (aXucN)

287 266 Turns out, it means both -- either apparently or supposedly, but not necessarily actually."

That is ostensibly the Truth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

\
FWIW, I purportedly agree with you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)

288 Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (+dsLj)

LOL I love your nick, kind of has a double meaning now.

"A geographical oddity!"


The line is clever, but it always bugged me. The store is clearly in BFE. Of course he doesn't have multiple suppliers for non-locally produced goods. It's two weeks to get products because that's the turnaround to get an order from wherever the nearest decently large town is.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (9t0Zz)

289 wait a minute Ace...

Could Peter Strozk have been getting it on on Throuple Hill?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (Dp5C+)

290 Shorter Clay Travis twat thread, Ratings for SCHITTSHOW IS HORRIBLE

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

291 Jack, Thanks. I certainly hope so. I really try not to be an Eeyore... But it does get frustrating that it seems like nothing is happening

Posted by: Confuzzled at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (TyVii)

292 I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

Why are you looking at me?

-James Comey

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (j3npP)

293 "225 Limit the FBI to only maintaining a national database of criminal fingerprints and DNA. Everything else, delegate to the states.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (Dp5C+)"


No, not even that.
Prints and DNA should be like gun purchases, retention expressly prohibited.



Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 19, 2019 06:52 PM (JwHjN)

294 That's odd to me because Lancelot doesn't have his love affair with Guinevere in some versions of the story. Additionally, Lancelot is often tied to very Christian themes in which L is a clear stand-in for Christ.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (9t0Zz)

Lancelot Link is a very strange stand-in for Christ.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 06:52 PM (Kpl3J)

295 Impeachment theater> Fractured Fairy Tales.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2019 06:52 PM (L+got)

296 My guess is they want Nadler to have the articles of impeachment issued just before Thanksgiving for family discussions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (r+sAi)

297 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (KZzsI)
*******
Iron Maiden song, "UP THE IRONS"

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)

298 After this Schiff clown show concludes - this week - it goes to Nadler's committee, tasked with drawing up articles of impeachment.
........

another useless fat bureaucrat.
There seems to be no end to them.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

299 (I'm not laughing at you; I was thinking of something else.)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL)
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You keep saying that.
Posted by: bluebell

On more than 1 occasion, I have busted out laughing out loud at inappropriate moments. That's my "go to" line.

Welcome home, kid !

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (arJlL)

300 The rotten agencies have been hiring out of Harvard, Yale, Columbia and Stanford for decades.

Top.

Men.

When you reboot these agencies blacklist these "citizens of the world" with those names on thier resume.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2019 06:54 PM (3XKoR)

301 Pomade is made by the same company as Dapper Dan. Its just marketing.

As long as its not that g-d Fop crap!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

302 49 I hear she was shattered.

Posted by: ace
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Shadoobie, shattered.
Posted by: Mick
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Spot on damn funny right there.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 19, 2019 06:54 PM (+ldAm)

303
If we shut down the fbi, who is gonna investigate rich parents trying to get their kids into a phoney baloney school?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Doesn't the Department of Education have it's own attack squad?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 06:55 PM (aKsyK)

304 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 19, 2019 06:54 PM (+ldAm)
******
Nah That is Jumpin' Jack Flash! Crossfire Hurricane

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:55 PM (BqBId)

305 I'm in the mood for some Taco Bell.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:55 PM (EgshT)

306 Thanks, JT.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:55 PM (aXucN)

307 >>Jack, Thanks. I certainly hope so. I really try not to be an Eeyore... But it does get frustrating that it seems like nothing is happening

The pace is about to pick up.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)

308 296 My guess is they want Nadler to have the articles of impeachment issued just before Thanksgiving for family discussions.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (r+sAi)


Nope. House is off after Friday. Until the first week of December.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)

309

And what of Lisa Page; has she been fired?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (iCTKF)

310 Nood

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

311 How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?

Posted by: Cowboy Swallwell at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (ldmQR)

312 The pace is about to pick up.

What would be hilarious (and welcome) is if it really did, in exactly two weeks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

313 Nadler however is ostensibly a butterball just like Vindaloumon

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (Dp5C+)

314 139

What is beginning? Eric Swallowsall's flatulence?
it is the dawning of the age of aquarius swallwell's flatulence

Posted by: millenial folksongs at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (sGtp+)

315 At least we don't have to worry about paying for the Schiff Show they will just throw it on the debt that will never get paid.

Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2019 06:58 PM (Tnijr)

316 Page has flipped. Mark it down

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 19, 2019 06:58 PM (GXoKW)

317 249 This farce is all but over.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think Dems are pretty committed to this, and the farcical aspect doesn't matter... I've still got my chips on them sending this to trial.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (RRA2y)

I am convinced that when these hearings started, Schiff's plan was to do a quick 2 week public run through, toss it to Nadler, have his committee kick out Articles of Impeachment in 48 hours (they're already written, obviously) and then they would give it a fast vote on the last legislative day of the year (Dec 11 or 12) and then go home for the Christmas none of them believe in. Looked great on paper.

BUT their big problem is those 20 or 30 Dem Reps in Trump districts - Given Schiff's wild claims, I have no doubt that he massively overpromised and oversold what he had. "Oh yeah, I got 20 smoking guns, I got the quid pro quo, it's gonna be easy, it's gonna be great!" So they've been expecting that, and instead - they get this Pathetic Clown Show, which is turning out to be even worse than the Mueller fiasco. If those 20 or 30 members start to crack, and start thinking that they really dont' wanna be unemployed so fast, then this entire thing falls apart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)

318 Strzok's wife allegedly threatened to send Page's husband some of the photographs from Strzok's phone.


ooo, let's make her a Special Prosecutor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

319 Peter Strzok, double-naught spy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

320 And it's about to start hitting in a couple weeks and keep on hitting in increasing intensity for months.

*side eye*

I hope you're right. A, because it gives me an excuse to go buy a new box of cigars and bottle of scotch in the remote event that you lay claim to my offer, and B, because if shit doesn't happen and happen big, there's gonna be no turning back.

I'm not confident at all that anyone in Barky's cabinet is gonna get a charge, let alone a conviction and jail time.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 19, 2019 06:59 PM (hkouz)

321 @296
The articles have already been written, or at least the bones have been put together.
Just waiting for the final edits.

It's been discerned that December 12th is Impeachment vote day.

They vote for a CR, then impeachment then skedaddle out of town till congress reconvenes in January.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 07:00 PM (h/bx2)

322 Fired? He should have been executed!

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 19, 2019 07:00 PM (VuvrU)

323 My question for EVERY DAMN REPUBLICAN running in 2020 and after:

"Do you promise to impeach the next Democrat President?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

324 Anna - different circles, but same thing

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 07:05 PM (ZCEU2)

325 Aren't both Page and Strzok still marred yet?
Kinda lost track of all that

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)

326 I find this interesting in another way. That strokz himself would use tech to out people he investigated..yet thought himself or page so powerful would never be turned on him.
I had always thought the belief one was invincible was a teenagervdeal. Didn't realize it continued for some into their old age.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2019 07:19 PM (LP8pO)

327 Stroke screwing the election process , belief in govt agencies , integrity or NO systems put in place to remove bad apples is much worse than him screwing page

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2019 07:22 PM (LP8pO)

328 Jane,

Get some elderberry syrup. (also called sambucus). It prevents the flu virus from infecting you. It's fairly cheap and tasty, if it doesn't work for you for some reason.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 19, 2019 07:23 PM (JKNZq)

329 Set the Sheboyganites on the Cheboyganites with the question of which town's name is spelled wrong.

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As a native of the true Sheboygan I take umbrage at those imposters to the east who insist on horning in on our legacy...or whatever

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 19, 2019 07:48 PM (7ZQe3)

330 Kew a buy from sheboygan, use to go to movies by himself and drink bartles and jaymes.

Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 08:00 PM (HALdu)

331 tablet signin' n

Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2019 12:52 AM (Dh1wo)

332 Benedict Cummerbund Cumberbatch
Benedict Cummercatch

Posted by: Stephen at November 22, 2019 06:01 PM (VnZo+)

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