EMT 11/17/19

11 shopping days until Thanksgiving.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Yawn

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:00 AM (Tnijr)

2 Get your turkey here!

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2019 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

3 Good afternoon horde

At least it feels like that

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

4 amgreatness.com/gop reps omb-witness saturday blew another big hole in dems impeachment fairy tale
https://tinyurl.com/vxt8zdj

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

5 Why am I awake?

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:01 AM (8erNz)

6 Mornin yall. I got up early for nothing, Rallycross in Atl is canceled today.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:02 AM (Tnijr)

7 .....and in like Flynn!

Posted by: krusty at November 17, 2019 06:02 AM (C+gy5)

8 Good afternoon horde

At least it feels like that
Posted by: Skip

You're just ahead of the curve

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2019 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

9 I could of a contender but I stopped to read the content.

Posted by: R. Balboa at November 17, 2019 06:02 AM (vqIkG)

10 Decide to paint until 5am like an idiot and now I can't sleep.

Posted by: ... at November 17, 2019 06:03 AM (uEbPt)

11 If you need a vile turd, look no further than Donna Brazile.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:03 AM (Tnijr)

12 https://tinyurl.com/vxt8zdj

I think NPR was already slinging the usual mystery meat on this e as rlier.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:03 AM (8erNz)

13
I need to get to bed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 17, 2019 06:06 AM (13CQC)

14 https://tinyurl.com/v76e6d9

Link to the HRH Prince Andrew entertainment at the tail end of the ONT.

I'm going to see if I can make use of the next three hours to dent a pillow. Later...

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:09 AM (8erNz)

15 Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, November 17, 2019. On this day in 1973 President Nixon gave his famous "I am not a crook" speech. Well compared to Obama if he was a crook he sure was a light-weight one. The MFM hated Nixon almost as much as they hate Trump.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

16
NY Repubvlican not taking any crap from Schiff-For-Brains.

https://tinyurl.com/tvtv9ps

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

17 Louisiana Democrat Gov. John Bel Edwards is projected to win a second term by defeating Republican challenger Eddie Rispone in Saturday's runoff election, a result certain to rattle Republicans as they look ahead to 2020.

Yes you asshole, I am sure they are 'rattled' by a crooked Democrat winning reelection in one of the most corrupt States in the union.

UPDATE Contest over now, Republican has conceded.

https://tinyurl.com/vbg2wxq

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

18 Al Sharpon is riupping off his tax free charity for a $1M/year salary now.

https://tinyurl.com/yx82stzw

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

19 Now look at this pic, here is a real winner. His 5 year old son brings his bag of heroine to school. I guess he wanted a real 'show-and-tell'.

https://tinyurl.com/w7kfa3v

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

20 Former DHS head tried to sabotage Trump's anti-migration 'remain in Mexico' program before he left the government. He was a 'closet Hillary supporter'.

https://tinyurl.com/vmbyzs7

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

21 I am amazed at the 2 totally different world views on Twitter impeachment.
Didn't see or hear a thing, even second or third hand, admitted it right there in kangaroo court, and wasted everybody's time.
Vs
Brave truth telllers alll...bombshell dropped...walls closing in...justice served any minute now.

Of course we have some of the same delusions about justice any minute now (Horowitz, Barr, Rosenpenis, Wray...)

Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2019 06:12 AM (HTAGb)

22

BB wants you to remember that Obama fired every Bush appointed ambassador when he entered office in 2008. Of course the MFM will never tell you that.

https://tinyurl.com/yecuuaab

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

23 Trump said he fired Marie Yovanovitch because everywhere she went turned bad. IOW she was a typical State Department goon.

https://tinyurl.com/svapwxo

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

24
Gov report says 80,000 migrants approved for Obama's illegal DACA program have arrest records. And we still have Obama blacks robes who say Trump can not kill this illegal program.

https://tinyurl.com/whdkfky

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

25
It turns out that Russiagate was directed and controlled by John Brennan. Why is this turd not in jail? The whole thing was made up shit.

https://tinyurl.com/rvlofvy

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

26 Scores from yesterday's games. My Dawgs won out over Auburn. That is always a blood game.

https://tinyurl.com/y64b5cvw

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

27 Ramirez

https://tinyurl.com/yjjmhg4k

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

28 "There they found Garcia sleeping on a bed with other bags of white powder underneath him. As he was handcuffed, other bags fell from his body, according to police."

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:14 AM (8erNz)

29 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 06:15 AM (cqNba)

30 I looked up Schiff's district, trying to see what city was going to lose all of its post offices, federal funding, and university accreditation if this were a just world.
I didn't realize he was actually representing Hollywood. I expected them to have someone more theatrical.

Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2019 06:15 AM (HTAGb)

31 https://tinyurl.com/rvlofvy

I would argue he needs perforation by Gustav.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:16 AM (8erNz)

32 It's sad to see the GOP lose in KY and LA

But the GOP has got to acquire better candidates

Rispone is too old and feeble

they need to find more people like Rick Scott and Marsha Blackburn

Posted by: REDACTED at November 17, 2019 06:17 AM (rpxSz)

33 Thanks for the news, Vic

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2019 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

34 I didn't realize he was actually representing Hollywood. I expected them to have someone more theatrical.

The CA Democrat party (Pelosi's bailiwick) is pretty good at keeping the potential loose cannons out of races.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:20 AM (8erNz)

35 32
It's sad to see the GOP lose in KY and LA

But the GOP has got to acquire better candidates

Rispone is too old and feeble

they need to find more people like Rick Scott and Marsha Blackburn

Posted by: REDACTED at November 17, 2019 06:17 AM (rpxSz)

The Republican in LA only lost by a few thousand votes. I had to look all over the place to find that. And I wanted to see if there was also a "Libertarian" candidate in the race to throw it to the Democrat. There wasn't.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

36 "UK man nearly died after parasite crawled up penis, laid eggs as he swam in lake on Africa trip."

Add this to the list of reasons why I will never go to Africa.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:25 AM (Tnijr)

37 https://tinyurl.com/r86a5eg

Boeing gives up on German robots they've been developing for years to do automated riveting on front and rear 777X fuselage sections

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:26 AM (8erNz)

38 According to what I have read Rispone lost by 40k votes. Also read that 300,000 more women voted for Edwards. If true that is not good.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 17, 2019 06:26 AM (9s6N2)

39 Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

exactly, a good candidate would have won

Rispone was terrible

Posted by: REDACTED at November 17, 2019 06:27 AM (rpxSz)

40 36 "UK man nearly died after parasite crawled up penis, laid eggs as he swam in lake on Africa trip."

Add this to the list of reasons why I will never go to Africa

I see a script for a Ridley Scott space alien movie.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:27 AM (8erNz)

41 Add this to the list of reasons why I will never go to Africa.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:25 AM (Tnijr)

You've got a problem with penis-invading parasites? Racist.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 06:28 AM (H8QX8)

42
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:29 AM (7rVsF)

43
Boeing gives up on German robots they've been developing for years to do automated riveting on front and rear 777X fuselage sections

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2019 06:26 AM (8erNz)

They kept trying to invade British Columbia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:31 AM (7rVsF)

44 Good morning hordelings!

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 17, 2019 06:33 AM (uDh3k)

45 I saw Penis Invading Parasites open for the Pussycat Dolls at the opening of the Muff Museum 2019

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2019 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

46 Bot flies in Africa scare the crap out of me, never had a desire to go there.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 06:33 AM (ZCEU2)

47 Trying the great bacon experiment this morning. Half pecan wood smoked and the other half cherry wood smoked.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:35 AM (JUOKG)

48 I never understood why anyone would want to go to Africa. The only country that was worth a sh*t was South Africa and the liberals succeeded in killing it.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

49 Hillary Clinton has been raiding my closet.

Posted by: A dirigible at November 17, 2019 06:38 AM (ldmQR)

50 My youngest brother lived in LA for a few years working for Dow Chemical. His wife hated it and kept pestering him to move back to GA. Eventually he quit Dow and went back to GA. But he said the State was the most corrupt place he had ever seen anywhere in the US.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

51 " But he said the State was the most corrupt place he had ever seen anywhere in the US."

Even compared to DC?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

52 But he said the State was the most corrupt place he had ever seen anywhere in the US.
Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

I wonder what the least corrupt place is.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 06:41 AM (H8QX8)

53 49 Hillary Clinton has been raiding my closet.
Posted by: A dirigible at November 17, 2019 06:38 AM (ldmQR)

I don't know why. She seems very happy with my work.

Posted by: Omar the tent maker at November 17, 2019 06:42 AM (H8QX8)

54 When Africa becomes a first world continent I will consider going to places outside Capetown, South Africa or Morocco.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 17, 2019 06:43 AM (QMwOT)

55 53

I'm not sure but I know that I only need help getting out of the hanger. Once the guys haul me out, I'm good on my own. She can't even step off a curb without a six-man crew.

Posted by: A dirigible at November 17, 2019 06:43 AM (ldmQR)

56 I see the impeachment proceedings are destroying Trump's chances at reelection. Rasmussen has him at 50% today. 2 points higher than obama who had 24/7/365 fawning press coverage and was not in the middle of an impeachment circus.

Trump actually gained 6 points in the last few days while the democrats have held public hearings. He was down to 44% on Monday.

The dems fvcked up.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:44 AM (JUOKG)

57 She can't even step off a curb without a six-man crew.
Posted by: A dirigible

And another 3 to clean up after her

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2019 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

58 Trump goes to Walter Reed for a checkup, and the conspiracy idiots go off their nut.

Hillary goes into vapor lock on live tv, and the media yawns.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 06:45 AM (cqNba)

59 Come on, it would be a hoot if Hillary decided to really run for President again

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 06:46 AM (ZCEU2)

60 Prince Andrew says he could not physically sweat at the time of his picture with Epstein's jailbait. He said the condition was brought on by an intensely traumatic event he experienced during the 1982 Falklands War.

Ok sure Andy.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:46 AM (Tnijr)

61 I wonder what the least corrupt place is.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Find the one with the lowest government income. You can't have a fire without fuel.

Posted by: mikeski at November 17, 2019 06:46 AM (P1f+c)

62 The dems fvcked up.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:44 AM (JUOKG)

But it's too late to step back. It's balls to the wall now. What we're going to see between now and Nov 2020 will bend your mind.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 06:47 AM (H8QX8)

63 He said the condition was brought on by an intensely traumatic event he experienced during the 1982 Falklands War.

Was the trauma caused by not having sex with an underage girl?

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

64 LA is quite corrupt and the minorities are Democratic robots. When Katrina hit they went lock step to the Super Dome with nothing, expecting everything to be supplied. Those that did not loot that is.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 17, 2019 06:47 AM (QMwOT)

65
The ARC of history just hit me in the face....DAMN you NOAH,and why did you take TWO of every UGLY BUG and SNAKE aboard..I KNOW it was for THE MONEY!!!!

any cofeve and bacon aboard...no of course not!!!

Posted by: saf at November 17, 2019 06:47 AM (5IHGB)

66 any cofeve and bacon aboard...no of course not!!!
Posted by: saf

Only one roll of TP too

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2019 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

67 61 I wonder what the least corrupt place is.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

my house

Posted by: REDACTED at November 17, 2019 06:48 AM (rpxSz)

68 Wonder if Andrew witnessed the HMS Sheffield get hit by that Exocet missile. He was a chopper pilot as I recall.

Why did he divorce Fergie? Getting too old and fat?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 17, 2019 06:50 AM (QMwOT)

69 Per capita, Louisiana is the most corrupt state, followed by Mississippi. New York drops to No. 11 on the list, and California falls to 34th. The least corrupt states are Washington and Oregon.

https://tinyurl.com/yx5lhel7

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

70 I wanna see Brennan and Comey do a perp walk in orange jumpsuits followed by Cankles.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 17, 2019 06:54 AM (QMwOT)

71 48 I never understood why anyone would want to go to Africa. The only country that was worth a sh*t was South Africa and the liberals succeeded in killing it.
Posted by: Vic

Rhodesia wasn't bad. Then it became Zimbabwe..

LA State House is still a solid GOP, correct?

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 17, 2019 06:55 AM (t1sN3)

72 "UK man nearly died after parasite crawled up penis, laid eggs as he swam in lake on Africa trip."

Ow ow ow ow OW !

Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 06:56 AM (arJlL)

73 I have a friend in Monroe, LA, and he says the best gift anybody can buy for somebody starting out is a parish sheriff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 17, 2019 06:57 AM (C1Lsn)

74 African Parasite : "Ya didn't think I'd swim up his bung hole didya...I don't do ANAL SURPRISE"

the guy is quite happy 'cos his dick& balls s SWELLED UP real good...silver lining and all that ..Jambo.

Posted by: saf at November 17, 2019 06:57 AM (5IHGB)

75 71 LA State House is still a solid GOP, correct?

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 17, 2019 06:55 AM (t1sN3)

Yep, I think they mentioned that in that article I linked.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:58 AM (mpXpK)

76 Dennis Prager often talks about real personal corruption on the planet having travel much of it. He was saying just the other week in many countries you get stopped by a policeman for no reason except to be gotten a bribe instead of some made up charge. Or to get the most simplest document like a permit and not have to pay off officials besides the permit.
He often says in the US is one of the only places this isn't a daily occurrence, though I am sure happens here but rarely.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 06:59 AM (ZCEU2)

77 I never understood why anyone would want to go to
Africa. The only country that was worth a sh*t was South Africa and the
liberals succeeded in killing it.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 06:35 AM

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We got to go to Mombasa once for New Years Eve port visit. Filthy nasty place that for whatever reason the Europeans loved to winter over there. A bunch of us contracted malaria there even though we were on malaria prevention pills.

Our Battle Group drank the City out of Tuskers beer over the 3 day visit.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:59 AM (JUOKG)

78 One of the saddest things I've ever seen on the internet, yeah I know that's a tall order, is the before and after pictures of countries that were taken over by either Islam or communism. Afghanistan in the 60s is the one that keeps popping into my head...those gorgeous women smiling at a university that was later barely recognizable as an empty wasteland of weeds and rubble. It may as well have been two thousand year old ruins for all you could tell.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 17, 2019 06:59 AM (ldmQR)

79 I've a question #AmbassadorYavonovitch:

Did you or did you not have a victory party planned for Hillary Clinton while you were ambassador?

@OANN
just spoke with a source who has the invites...

Would you repeat that part about being a non-partisan player? #ImpeachingHearings

Posted by: Chanel Rion @ OAN at November 17, 2019 07:01 AM (C+gy5)

80 Hello MD. Stopped at an IHOP for fuel and to wake up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2019 07:02 AM (bXf82)

81 77 We got to go to Mombasa once for New Years Eve port
visit. Filthy nasty place that for whatever reason the Europeans loved
to winter over there. A bunch of us contracted malaria there even though
we were on malaria prevention pills.

Our Battle Group drank the City out of Tuskers beer over the 3 day visit.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:59 AM (JUOKG)

We spent a week there on one of our IO cruises. I went ashore the first day. Took 3 hours standing in line to get on a 100 man P-boat to travel in because we were anchored far out. It absolutely sucked. I stayed on the ship for the rest of the stay. I can't imagine anyone paying to go there.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

82 And they Chavez Xmas music on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2019 07:03 AM (bXf82)

83 Have a lap cat, out of coffee, need to get things done before race time yet here I sit.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:03 AM (ZCEU2)

84 NGU - So you're sleep driving?

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:04 AM (ZCEU2)

85 Stopped at an IHOP for fuel and to wake up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2019 07:02 AM (bXf82)
~~~~~

Should've gone last Monday for the free pancakes for vets & military!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2019 07:05 AM (sGotD)

86 "Hello MD. Stopped at an IHOP for fuel and to wake up"

Watch out for the Squeegie Kids at the traffic lights..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:07 AM (cqNba)

87 Talking of long road trips earlier it has happened to me a few times that your driving and zone out but fully aware of the conditions. Sometimes that wake up is a red light or coming up on a truck that's slower. But when it has happened to me it's quite a scary thought.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:07 AM (ZCEU2)

88
It may as well have been two thousand year old ruins for all you could tell.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 17, 2019 06:59 AM (ldmQR)

If it wasn't for the West, Islamic countries would look no different than 1500 years ago. They seem fundamentally incapable of improving themselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 07:08 AM (7rVsF)

89 NGU - So you're sleep driving

Kinda. Left PORTSMOUTH at 4AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2019 07:09 AM (bXf82)

90 " They seem fundamentally incapable of improving themselves. "

In their eyes, there is nothing to improve upon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:09 AM (cqNba)

91 We spent a week there on one of our IO cruises. I
went ashore the first day. Took 3 hours standing in line to get on a 100
man P-boat to travel in because we were anchored far out. It absolutely
sucked. I stayed on the ship for the rest of the stay. I can't imagine
anyone paying to go there.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 07:02 AM

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Yep I got a sun burn on the ride to the beach. It was a miserable place.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 07:09 AM (JUOKG)

92 Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2019 06:15 AM (HTAGb)
Yeah, Schitt is ugly for a Hollywood politician, right? I volunteer to use a ball peen hammer to pop his eyes back into their sockets.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2019 07:09 AM (Z3oWA)

93 NGU best time for departure

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:10 AM (ZCEU2)

94 Or suction cup to pull them out completely

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:10 AM (ZCEU2)

95 NGU best time for departure

Yup. Does not waste the whole day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2019 07:11 AM (bXf82)

96 It is kind of interesting that fakebook scan post for the whistleblowers name to delete the post.

Did they kill the engineer that typed Eric Ciaramella into the program?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2019 07:11 AM (JFO2v)

97 88

Well, when you have a vicious, brutal prophet who is the exemplar of perfected manhood, and a deity that doesn't love anyone and demands blood, the only incentive you have for existence is conquest, plundering, and rape.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 17, 2019 07:11 AM (ldmQR)

98 Local headline this am....Trump looses...its all over.

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - Deep in the heart of the conservative South,
Louisiana's voters reelected Democratic Gov. John Bel Edwards to a
second term, shocking Republicans who had hoped to reclaim the seat on
the strength of President Donald Trump's popularity.

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2019 07:14 AM (gquwE)

99 Yesterday for a experiment Googled Name of Whistleblower, was down a page until got to Washington Examiner names Eric Ciaramella

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:15 AM (ZCEU2)

100 When I use to drive to Myrtle beach a lot would leave by 4am and be through DC by 7am, no traffic and at speed.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:17 AM (ZCEU2)

101 98 Local headline this am....Trump looses...its all over.

To call them Pravda is insulting to the real Pravda. The real Pravda didn't have a choice.

But all our politicians should still call them Pravda. "Thank you, George. Thank for having me on Pravda this morning."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:18 AM (H8QX8)

102 never understood why anyone would want to go to

Africa. The only country that was worth a sh*t was South Africa and the
liberals succeeded in killing it.

Daughter went to Swaziland in August and came home with a lot of sweet memories, a ton of new friends, and the mumps.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2019 07:18 AM (lwiT4)

103 99 Yesterday for a experiment Googled Name of Whistleblower, was down a page until got to Washington Examiner names Eric Ciaramella
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:15 AM (ZCEU2)

type eric and it comes up first in duckduck
first in google
first in bing

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2019 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

104 Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2019 07:14 AM (gquwE)
Does America's Pravda mention that Edwards is a pro life, pro gun icky Catholic?

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2019 07:19 AM (Z3oWA)

105
Talking of long road trips earlier it has happened to me a few times that your driving and zone out but fully aware of the conditions.

Driving Her Majesty and Dutch back from Dallas to Houston after HM had an accident and surgery, it was after midnight when we left. I was having actual hallucinations by the time we got home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 07:20 AM (7rVsF)

106 Prayer request

The small church which I serve is going on a road trip to the house of two of our ill congregants this morning before our regular service. We will have communion and anointing with oil and prayers for healing. I don't think the church as a group has done this before. If you could keep us in prayer that the Holy Spirit would work in the lives of everyone there it would be much appreciated. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 07:21 AM (WI7YS)

107
You got it, Fen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 07:21 AM (7rVsF)

108 I'll pray Fen. That sounds like a very kind thing you're doing.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2019 07:22 AM (lwiT4)

109 Maybe it's getting more popular, I have it now in dictionary as first choice if I type " Eric", yet Trump still doesn't come up if I type
" President " still only Jug Ears.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:22 AM (ZCEU2)

110 Prayers sent, Fen.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:23 AM (cqNba)

111 You got it, Fen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yep !

Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 07:24 AM (arJlL)

112 Hadrian- I think a few times I would drive 5 or 10 miles and after snapped out of it and had no recollection of what passed by.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:25 AM (ZCEU2)

113 What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a going on here?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 17, 2019 07:26 AM (jvt6t)

114 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 07:21 AM (WI7YS)

Prayers up for you Fen.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2019 07:26 AM (Z3oWA)

115 104 He is also a sleazy trial lawyer shill, but it's Lousyana so what do you do? Jindal was their bright shining moment.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2019 07:27 AM (SwWMX)

116
Grew up in S. Africa from 2 to 14teen,Jo'burg and N. Rhodesia.Way back.Bloody wonderful,Christmas holiday in Durban (think old Miami) Drove the garden route,thru the Karoos , Vic Falls.Lived in lovely FREE Mine houses with servants..gardener and housekeeper (Boy in then parlance).Flew "home" to Scotland every 2 years hopping northwards across the huge continent with 3 stopovers on the way.....

The relatives at first were shocked that parents took ne to deepest darkest Africa to be eaten and savaged!!!
We showed them out photos and lil movies and they all wanted to fly back with us.
I am sure things have changed but there are still "safe" areas to visit and enjoy AVOID Baltimore,Chicago,Camden and L.A .......

Posted by: saf at November 17, 2019 07:28 AM (5IHGB)

117 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2019 07:28 AM (cknjq)

118 G'mornin' Horde !

Not snowing yet, yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 17, 2019 07:29 AM (JwHjN)

119 Not snowing yet, yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 17, 2019 07:29 AM (JwHjN)

We're only supposed to get rain. If it turns to snow, I might shoot my eye out.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2019 07:31 AM (lwiT4)

120 Thank you Lord for another day.

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2019 07:31 AM (Wi57B)

121 Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2019 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

You're right, he comes up first with duck duck go. I bet he fears for his life. He knows he is FoS.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2019 07:31 AM (Z3oWA)

122 jsg - Amen

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2019 07:32 AM (lwiT4)

123 Excellent thread of "unrolled" tweets here about the rioting in Iran:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1195684176424554498.html

Should be accessible for those who can't normally access twitter threads.

BTW, there's snow on the ground in some of the videos. Maybe the climate, er, weather is affecting things too?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 07:33 AM (Dh1wo)

124 Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2019 07:31 AM (lwiT4)
Send that rain and warmer weather one state east please. I need to get my roof shingled.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2019 07:33 AM (Z3oWA)

125 I need to get my roof shingled.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2019 07:33 AM (Z3oWA)

I don't envy you on that one.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2019 07:34 AM (lwiT4)

126 If Eric Ciaramella was brought before the Schiffty Shit Show he would be in a world of butt hurt being shown to be the fraud he is.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:34 AM (ZCEU2)

127 Good morning Glories!

Got started on my Christmas shopping yesterday. Bought a new bed-in-a-bag for my daughter.
She lets her dogs sleep with her and needs new sheets every year.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2019 07:34 AM (9HQoP)

128 Anybody know why Kamala Harris is calling Democrats racists, for refusing to vote for her in the Primary?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba)

129 I haven't started my shopping yet. I usually try to get it done by Thanksgiving. Just haven't been in the mood I guess.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2019 07:36 AM (lwiT4)

130 2 good days of 40 degrees would be fine for a roof

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:36 AM (ZCEU2)

131 128 Anybody know why Kamala Harris is calling Democrats racists, for refusing to vote for her in the Primary?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba)

Because she's losing ?

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2019 07:36 AM (Wi57B)

132 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

133 Time to get ready for church. See you all later!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2019 07:37 AM (lwiT4)

134 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:37 AM (cqNba)

135 The last survivor of the Hindenburg disaster has died

Posted by: tmitsss at November 17, 2019 07:37 AM (xlzu7)

136 128
Anybody know why Kamala Harris is calling Democrats racists, for refusing to vote for her in the Primary?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba)
Its the only card they know how to play when losing

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 17, 2019 07:39 AM (WhTSP)

137 135 The last survivor of the Hindenburg disaster has died

So....he's no longer a survivor?

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2019 07:39 AM (9HQoP)

138 Call Republicans racist when your losing against them, Democrats when your losing against them if it's your only card to play.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:39 AM (ZCEU2)

139 "The last survivor of the Hindenburg disaster has died"

90 years old.

Damn...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:39 AM (cqNba)

140 "So....he's no longer a survivor?"

The bigger question is how Trump managed to kill him, in the prime of his life.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:41 AM (cqNba)

141 #135 Hi, tmitsss! I was just 'talking' to you at Insty's!

Here's tmitsss's LA Times link about the last survivor.
https://tinyurl.com/vvhnb32

Interesting story.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 07:41 AM (Dh1wo)

142 "So....he's no longer a survivor?"

But I am!

Posted by: David Hogggg at November 17, 2019 07:43 AM (Tnijr)

143 I think it was global warming that killed him, those airships saved lots of carbon.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 07:43 AM (ZCEU2)

144 68 Wonder if Andrew witnessed the HMS Sheffield get hit by that Exocet missile. He was a chopper pilot as I recall.

Why did he divorce Fergie? Getting too old and fat?
____________________

Nah, Fergie was stepping out (with several men) on Andy while he was away, which was most of the time they were married.

Remember the time she was photographed getting her toes sucked by some American finance guy? That was apparently the last straw for the queen and especially Prince Philip, who still won't speak to Fergie to this day. They told Andrew to dump his cheating wife because her adulterous antics were embarrassing the entire royal family. Andrew obeyed and divorced Fergie, but later he moved her back into his house, where she still lives today.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 17, 2019 07:44 AM (k4dH2)

145 Kyle Busch is not a teanny, but NASCAR is getting a dickectomy.

Posted by: Heather Swanson at November 17, 2019 07:46 AM (2Ftq4)

146 You don't bury the survivors, idiot.

Posted by: Just the answer at November 17, 2019 07:46 AM (Wi57B)

147 Vic

Thank you. Your links are much appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

148 Kaepernick continues to impress the NFL with his athletic prowess?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:47 AM (cqNba)

149 106: Prayers for your congregants and friends in need. They're lucky to have you.

Posted by: CN at November 17, 2019 07:48 AM (U7k5w)

150 Anybody know why Kamala Harris is calling Democrats racists, for refusing to vote for her in the Primary?
_________________

Any time a black person doesn't get something they want in the U.S., it's always because of . . . raaaaaaaacism.

The New Rules.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 17, 2019 07:48 AM (k4dH2)

151 TrivialPursuer

This is the story of some deployed sailors, always. Getting back from a 7 month deployment with a wife 4 months pregnant is called a grudge pregnancy. Someone had it in for hum.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

152 Kaepernick continues to destroy the NFL with his dumbfuckery is more like it. And that's a good thing.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 07:50 AM (Tnijr)

153 China + Black Death Plague.

What could go wrong?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348580/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:51 AM (cqNba)

154 freaked

I am done, done, I say, with the NFL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

155 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

156 Calling Kamala Harris black is kind of a stretch. I know she calls herself black, but she sure as hell isn't that black.

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2019 07:52 AM (gquwE)

157 "Calling Kamala Harris black is kind of a stretch. I know she calls herself black, but she sure as hell isn't that black. "

I know....right?

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at November 17, 2019 07:53 AM (cqNba)

158 Humans at war with apes in Uganda.
Where's the "and so it begins" guy?

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 07:53 AM (Tnijr)

159 Village Idiot's Apprentice

It would be cosmic justice if all the Chinese anti-plague medication is not what it is supposed to be, and the anti-rat chemicals are more toxic to humans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

160
90 years old.

Damn...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:39 AM (cqNba)

Oh, no more humanity!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 07:54 AM (7rVsF)

161 156 Calling Kamala Harris black is kind of a stretch. I know she calls herself black, but she sure as hell isn't that black.
_______________

She's as black as Obama. They both had black daddies, and non-black mommies (Kamaltoe's mom is an Indian -- dot, not feather).

And under The New Rules, that's good enough to claim perpetual victimhood as a black!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 17, 2019 07:54 AM (k4dH2)

162 freaked

Is there a rectangular black Monolith urging the apes on? I'll start worrying only then.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

163
I'm sure Republicans will be blamed for Harris not doing well in a Democratic primary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 07:55 AM (7rVsF)

164 "villagers take revenge butchering baby-eating chimps"

Probably a law against that.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 07:55 AM (Tnijr)

165 The Left needs to be continually hit her the head with Kamala's accusations.

This isn't about America.

America will chose a President during the General Election.

The Left will chose who they wish to be the Democratic candidate for that in the Primary.

If Harris is losing, it is because the DEMOCRATS are rejecting her as the chosen candidate, not America.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:55 AM (cqNba)

166 "It would be cosmic justice if all the Chinese anti-plague medication is not what it is supposed to be, and the anti-rat chemicals are more toxic to humans."

I may stop shopping at Ali Baba.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:57 AM (cqNba)

167 As soon as a Dem candidate is chosen, the Republicans should start pre-impeachment hearings.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 07:57 AM (Tnijr)

168 continually hit ~~her~~ OVER the head

Auto-cucumber...

it mocks me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:57 AM (cqNba)

169 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Well, her oral skills did not stretch to a wider populace.

Her success was mostly due to finding one powerful man and servicing him. Not at being a good candidate or a good person, or being an enlightened leader.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

170 Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
------
I don't think there are too many Irish Cockneys.

...although once I was at my local subway station and saw a black gentleman looking around quizzically so I asked him if needed any help expecting him to be either a West Indian immigrant or a U.S. tourist and nearly laughed out loud when he had a Cockney accent! I did help get him on the right bus though.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 07:58 AM (Dh1wo)

171 "I'm sure Republicans will be blamed for Harris not doing well in a Democratic primary. "

America...

https://bit.ly/32QTG2d

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:59 AM (cqNba)

172
It's funny that the Harris campaign is falling apart before a single primary vote has been cast or a caucus held. It's like the media has done the deciding.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 08:00 AM (7rVsF)

173 Anybody know why Kamala Harris is calling Democrats racists, for refusing to vote for her in the Primary?

Because it's easy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2019 08:00 AM (oVJmc)

174 you know who's also pushing 90? william shatner.

the same age (almost) as a survivor of the hindenburg - somehow that doesn't't compute.

Posted by: mjc at November 17, 2019 08:01 AM (Pg+x7)

175 ZOD THERMIDOR.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:01 AM (XzT/D)

176 andycanuck

I'm doin my bit for Diversity. Much better than what I was doing for diversity as a sailor. Then I was obsessed wit the colour pink.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

177 This sounds like complete BS. Has anyone ever heard of this:

"Which is that I don't sweat, or I didn't sweat at the time... because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at.

"And I simply - it was, it was almost impossible for me to sweat."

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:02 AM (Tnijr)

178 "you know who's also pushing 90? william shatner. "

Boning green chicks imparts a degree of longevity, I guess.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:02 AM (cqNba)

179 Kanye West is a fisher of men. Well done sir.

Posted by: cowtown at November 17, 2019 08:03 AM (WX+x0)

180 165 The Left will chose who they wish to be the Democratic candidate for that in the Primary.

If Harris is losing, it is because the DEMOCRATS are rejecting her as the chosen candidate, not America.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 07:55 AM (cqNba)

The DNC will decide who will be the Democrat candidate at the convention and the primaries will not even be used except as fodder for the press. It will not be any of the current candidates or Scankles.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

181 " Then I was obsessed wit the colour pink."

That's how I like my steaks, too!

What......

Never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:04 AM (cqNba)

182 Boning green chicks. And tranya.

Lots and lots of tranya.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:04 AM (XzT/D)

183 ... you know what also doesn't compute? character actor edward everett horton was gay and born in nyc!

Posted by: mjc at November 17, 2019 08:04 AM (Pg+x7)

184 172 Hadrian the Seventh

Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner! Good analysis.

We have lost control of the country, and it has been seized by rapists that cover up for pedophiles; while at the top of all major media outfits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

185 Not to make light of PTSD, but post traumatic sweat disorder? Really?

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:04 AM (Tnijr)

186
"And I simply - it was, it was almost impossible for me to sweat."

Lizard people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2019 08:04 AM (oVJmc)

187
Well, I should be at Mass right now but they're going to deliver propane this morning and I have to open the gate for the driver. May have to go up the road to the OF service at 11:00.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 08:05 AM (7rVsF)

188 ... that's right, horton was born in brooklyn, the son of a press compositor, not england.

bet you didn't see that coming.

Posted by: mjc at November 17, 2019 08:05 AM (Pg+x7)

189 "Kanye West is a fisher of men. Well done sir."

The Lord works in strange ways, but this one is a doozy.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:06 AM (Tnijr)

190 " that's right, horton was born in brooklyn, the son of a press compositor, not england. "

Is that the dude what hears Who's?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:06 AM (cqNba)

191 mjc

That voice on Rocky and Bullwinkle? **Shrugs**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

192 He was 8 in 1937; my (still-living) dad was 8 in 1932.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 08:09 AM (Dh1wo)

193 Masha Potatovitch....

That name I can remember.

Her correct one?

Forget it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:09 AM (cqNba)

194 edward everett horton: gentleman's gentleman in numerous 30's movies and roaring eagle on f troop.

Posted by: mjc at November 17, 2019 08:11 AM (Pg+x7)

195 Chores need starting.

Have a serene day, everyone. Enjoy it to the max. Store up great memories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2019 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

196 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:14 AM (cqNba)

197 Did you serve on a pink submarine, Salty?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 08:15 AM (Dh1wo)

198 ... and yes, horton was the narrator of fractured fairy tales. on the bullwinkle show.

Posted by: mjc at November 17, 2019 08:15 AM (Pg+x7)

199 Nah, Fergie was stepping out (with several men) on Andy while he was away, which was most of the time they were married.

Remember the time she was photographed getting her toes sucked by
some American finance guy? That was apparently the last straw for the
queen and especially Prince Philip, who still won't speak to Fergie to
this day. They told Andrew to dump his cheating wife because her
adulterous antics were embarrassing the entire royal family. Andrew
obeyed and divorced Fergie, but later he moved her back into his house,
where she still lives today.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 17, 2019 07:44 AM (k4dH2)
---
Not to anticipate the book thread, but upper-class cuckoldry is a recurring theme in modern British literature. The question of his son and heir's paternity continually gnaws at the protagonist of Ford Maddox Ford's Parade's End series and is also a plot point in several Evelyn Waugh books.

In his epic Sword of Honour trilogy, the protagonist takes back his ex-wife and hey remarry, despite him knowing she's pregnant by another man. In fact, that's a large part of why he does it, to universal scorn.

Some might call it a sort of masochism, but I think it goes to the heart of the changes in English social mores, that once looked upon adultresses as vile creature and then defined it as 'empowering' without allowing men any suitable response other than divorce - which of course was a scandal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:17 AM (cfSRQ)

200 You can't get a buzz off of Schiff Whine since it's 0 proof

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2019 08:17 AM (Wi57B)

201 I consider my dad a bellwether type when it comes to political optics. He's 84, and a blue collar guy. No set political affiliation and votes for "the person" instead. He's also a watcher of the MFM because that's all he knows. Talked to him last night on the phone and he asked me if I'd been watching these hearings. I said I have no interest in that trash, and he went off on a litany of disgust for this so-called impeachment and how there was nothing there. Trying to convict Trump on absolutely nothing. He was just disgusted.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2019 08:19 AM (JoUsr)

202 Couple of factors in Eddie Rispone loss in Louisiana.

One, the guy was a complete unknown and novice, he was a businessman before he threw his hat in the wring and he beat seasoned pols.

Once he beat the seasoned pols, the GOP did what the GOP does when their guy gets beat, they huffed and puffed and took their money with them.

Also John Bel Edwards essentially ran on a Conservatie platform.

Rispone was trailing badly in the weeks leading up to Trump's rally so him losing by a point or two is a minor miracle.

Bottom line in the losses in the South are either weak or unknown candidates going up against the Democrats money and media machines, and being hamstrung by GOPe feclklessness.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 17, 2019 08:19 AM (/y19H)

203 Thanks for the prayers everyone!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 08:21 AM (WI7YS)

204 #198 Cool. I never put that together even though as a child I watched the cartoons and had seen him in movies.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 08:22 AM (Dh1wo)

205 $1500 flip phone

https://youtu.be/PnVg2AXykog

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2019 08:23 AM (Wi57B)

206 shocking Republicans who had hoped to reclaim the seat on
the strength of President Donald Trump's popularity.

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2019 07:14 AM (gquwE)

Who thinks any of this works that way?

You win on your own merits.

The problem with "shocked" GOPers is that they run the lamest candidates possible or don't run anyone at all.

If it actually worked that way I could win the Texas Governorship based on Trump's popularity.

*Now back to reality*

I do think though that the Dims are going after Guvs and other state offices really intensely to help them in their efforts at cheating for the 2020 election.

This has been a big Soros effort since the W days.

You don't need to win the popular vote if you can control the vote count. ie. the lesson of FL with Gore.

The Democrats are so determined to turn America into a corrupt 3rd world shit-hole that we should start importing Penis Invading Parasites to help in the effort.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2019 08:25 AM (kauXV)

207 Any thought that Colin Kaepernick would humble himself to return to the NFL vanished in the first moments of a post-workout soliloquy Saturday night, a monologue that capped off a surprising all-in gamble for Kaepernick's future.

"I've been ready for three years, I've been denied for three years," Kaepernick told assembled media following a 40-minute workout. "We all know why I came out here: to show you today, in front of everybody, we have nothing to hide. So we're waiting for the 32 owners, the 32 teams, Roger Goodell, all of them, to stop running. Stop running from the truth, stop running from the people."

Kaepernick, sporting a black shirt that read "Kunta Kinte," began his
workout throwing passes of ever-increasing yardage to his receivers.

So he's been out of work for 3 years and decides to be his typical asshole self to convince someone to hire his mediocre self. The only response should be LOLGFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2019 08:25 AM (bsohD)

208 Our prime meridian

A Christian devotional from "The Upper Room"

https://tinyurl.com/vd2g3un

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 08:25 AM (WI7YS)

209 Never wanted to visit Africa. Then I went to Tanzania on business. Now I REALLY don't want to visit Africa.

On the whole Impeachment thing--
If the Democrats actually vote this out of the House, the Republicans, in the Senate can
1. Call all the same witnesses, ask them the questions Swifty won't allow.
2. Call the witnesses Swifty won't allow.
3. Make public all the things Swifty is hiding now.

Because of that, they have to drag this all out until late October of next year to keep the Senate from having the opportunity. And if they do try to keep this up for a year, even the Networks will get sick of it. They should have started this in about May of next year, San Fran Nan's original plan?

Posted by: JB1000 at November 17, 2019 08:25 AM (K2HR/)

210 >>205 $1500 flip phone

These too would be free during a Warren administration.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:25 AM (XzT/D)

211 152 Kaepernick continues to destroy the NFL with his dumbfuckery is more like it. And that's a good thing.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 07:50 AM (Tnijr)

When you lose Stephen A Smith, who calls out as being more invested as being a martyr than a NFL player, then you are fucked.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 17, 2019 08:26 AM (/YAUo)

212 194
edward everett horton: gentleman's gentleman in numerous 30's movies and roaring eagle on f troop.

Posted by: mjc at November 17, 2019 08:11 AM (Pg+x7)

---
He was in some of the Astaire movies as well. Quite amusing.

It's worth noting that the "American" accent was different back then, having a stronger East Coast influence. The upper class in particular sounded English, because many of them went to English boarding schools.

Mass European immigration was also more recent, so people talked like their parents. There's a strong Irish lilt in voices from that era as well.

BTW, the Great War wiped out the Germans as a cohesive ethnic group. The German-language press shut down, many towns changed their names and they stopped speaking their native tongue lest they be thought to be enemy agents.

My grandfather told me that both his parents spoke German, which made some sense, since his mother's parents were immigrants. But his father's people came over decades ago from Wales (hence Lloyd), so how was it they spoke German?

Answer: lots of Germans settled in rural Ohio and his grandfather ALSO married a German girl.

If you look hard, you can see remnants of German culture, especially in the whole "order before liberty" mentality. Also, food.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:26 AM (cfSRQ)

213 ☼ Sunday!

No sunrise for me this morning.
All the cast is over.
At least the temperature is merely cool today.
Yay.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all up and down hill from here at November 17, 2019 08:27 AM (5RITs)

214 >>we should start importing Penis Invading Parasites to help in the effort. Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2019 08:25 AM (kauXV)

Odd. Thought-provoking, but odd.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:27 AM (XzT/D)

215 "Because of that, they have to drag this all out until late October of next year to keep the Senate from having the opportunity."

Senate needs to announce that they have seen enough, and for the House to send the articles to the Senate for trial.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:28 AM (cqNba)

216 Good morning! Today is the last day of sun shiny golf before returning to work. I haz a sad.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 17, 2019 08:28 AM (hkouz)

217 "I've been ready for three years, I've been denied for three years," Kaepernick told assembled media following a 40-minute workout. "We all know why I came out here: to show you today, in front of everybody, we have nothing to hide. So we're waiting for the 32 owners, the 32 teams, Roger Goodell, all of them, to stop running. Stop running from the truth, stop running from the people."

Kaepernick, sporting a black shirt that read "Kunta Kinte," began his
workout throwing passes of ever-increasing yardage to his receivers.

--

Did he really say that? And did he really wear a Kunta Kinte shirt???

I don't think I could dislike anybody more than this Grade A #$@!^*. At least, he's right up there with the top 10. What a jerk.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2019 08:28 AM (JoUsr)

218 Kitchener, Ontario (named for the British general) used to be Berlin before the war so now there's only Paris and London, Ontario but no Berlin!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 08:29 AM (Dh1wo)

219 Kunta Kinte -- another work of fiction based on a lie just like Colin's antics.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 08:31 AM (Dh1wo)

220 See y'all later.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2019 08:31 AM (Dh1wo)

221 "
Kaepernick, sporting a black shirt that read "Kunta Kinte," began his
workout throwing passes of ever-increasing yardage to his receivers."

Toby, or not Toby.

That is the question.

Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2019 08:31 AM (Wi57B)

222 "I've been ready for three years, I've been denied for three years,"

That is an amazing amount of Entitlement.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 17, 2019 08:31 AM (lD3vL)

223 >>Kaepernick, sporting a black shirt that read "Kunta Kinte," began his workout throwing passes of ever-increasing yardage to his receivers.

Kunta Kinte Kaepernick.

KKK.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:31 AM (XzT/D)

224 Our source of strength

A devotional from the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/u7hu8z8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 08:32 AM (WI7YS)

225 "Did he really say that? And did he really wear a Kunta Kinte shirt??? "

Having been in The Gambia, I know how the local African blacks view most American blacks.

And it's not 'kindly'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:32 AM (cqNba)

226
I got an "odd" from Zod.

i'm awed!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2019 08:34 AM (kauXV)

227 Doesn't Crapperdick have a college degree he can fall back on since his football playing days are over?

Hahahahaha......"student athlete".

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2019 08:34 AM (Z+IKu)

228 Having been in The Gambia, I know how the local African blacks view most American blacks.

And it's not 'kindly'.

--

One of my best friends years ago was from Morocco. She was not kind in her words about American blacks. She was actually quite shocked. Being a black person from another part of the world and then coming to America to see blacks steeped in victimhood, non-stop griping and laziness is an eye-opener.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2019 08:35 AM (JoUsr)

229 "Being a black person from another part of the world and then coming to America to see blacks steeped in victimhood, non-stop griping and laziness is an eye-opener."

As I have recounted here before, we did two West African Training Cruises, almost ten years apart.

And the black members of the crew couldn't wait to visit their mother country.

Lots of silent voices and downcast looks when they returned from liberty there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:37 AM (cqNba)

230 Because of that, they have to drag this all out until late October of next year to keep the Senate from having the opportunity.

Since this is a propaganda operation, they are required to keep doing this.

Furthermore, it has the quality that it does indeed paralysis in functioning government for as long as this stunt is happening.

This is why there is a Deep State. Keep the three branches occupied with foolishness, keep the continuing resolutions going for the funding, and let the Regulative Branch of government continue to rule.

At this point the former united States is a bureaucracy, when the Demonic party runs all three branches, then it transforms into a kleptocracy.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 17, 2019 08:38 AM (lD3vL)

231 Kunte Kapernick. Just perfect.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:38 AM (Tnijr)

232 One of my best friends years ago was from Morocco. She was not
kind in her words about American blacks. She was actually quite
shocked. Being a black person from another part of the world and then
coming to America to see blacks steeped in victimhood, non-stop griping
and laziness is an eye-opener.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2019 08:35 AM (JoUsr)

---
I went through Army basic with a guy from Sierra Leone. Didn't get on well with the African Americans and really liked me because I studied West Africa in college and knew about what his family was going through.

Wonderful accent, hard-working guy, won the award for best soldier in the company.

Any time things sucked and everyone else bitched about it, he's shake his head and say "you don't KNOW, you just don't KNOW" about how bad things can get.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:38 AM (cfSRQ)

233 "I've been ready for three years, I've been denied for three years,"

That is an amazing amount of Entitlement.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 17, 2019 08:31 AM (lD3vL)

Yeah, he's pretty much advertising himself as a -

Disfunctional Dickweed who'll stir up trouble, drama, and piss-poor public relations on your team instead of concentrating on football and winning games.

why hasn't he been hired yet? It's a mystery.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2019 08:38 AM (kauXV)

234 Horton played Mr. Witherspoon in 'Arsenic and Old Lace.'

Still can't picture him as a Friend of Dorothy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2019 08:38 AM (oVJmc)

235 Maybe we should encourage the House to keep doing what they are doing, after all.

https://washex.am/2KuQYJw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:39 AM (cqNba)

236 >>blacks steeped in victimhood, non-stop griping and laziness is an eye-opener. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2019 08:35 AM (JoUsr)

(Zod's Aztecs look up sullenly from their toil)

"Back to work, you!"

(Zod's Aztecs sigh, return to their toil).

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:39 AM (XzT/D)

237 Morning all!

I'm 95% done with Christmas shopping.

*does happy dance* stops *thinks about wrapping* lays down....

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 08:40 AM (cF8AT)

238 Decide to paint until 5am like an idiot and now I can't sleep.
Posted by: ... at November 17, 2019 06:03 AM

We say that, too.

Posted by: 73.9532281% of the artists featured on The Art Thread at November 17, 2019 08:40 AM (DMUuz)

239 It seems Katie Hill won't rest until her seat is filled.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:41 AM (Tnijr)

240 ">blacks steeped in victimhood, non-stop griping and laziness is an eye-opener. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2019 08:35 AM (JoUsr)

(Zod's Aztecs look up sullenly from their toil)

"Back to work, you!"

(Zod's Aztecs sigh, return to their toil)."

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!

Posted by: Greta Von Thunderberg at November 17, 2019 08:41 AM (cqNba)

241 Maybe we should encourage the House to keep doing what they are doing, after all.

I submit if the Demonic Party dialed back their 24/7/365 sedition, Trump would be the county's most popular president since George Washington.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 17, 2019 08:41 AM (lD3vL)

242 It seems Katie Hill won't rest until her seat is filled.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:41 AM (Tnijr)
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So, we're not doing phrasing any more?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 17, 2019 08:42 AM (3Z6pZ)

243 "I submit if the Demonic Party dialed back their 24/7/365 sedition, Trump would be the county's most popular president since George Washington. "

I can not say that you're wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:42 AM (cqNba)

244 This is why there is a Deep State. Keep the three
branches occupied with foolishness, keep the continuing resolutions
going for the funding, and let the Regulative Branch of government
continue to rule.

At this point the former united States is a bureaucracy, when the
Demonic party runs all three branches, then it transforms into a
kleptocracy.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
---
Disagree on the funding.

Bureaucrats want to plan their TDYs and right now the expense accounts are locked up. This makes them irritable.

I think we run out of budget next week and being the Party of Free Stuff, the Dems are going to have problems if they keep screwing over their dependents like this. No, they won't vote for Trump, they simply won't vote. The gravy must flow.

The mortal threat is of course that the wine moms see that they were lied to and that "country over party" was bald-faced lie, the school lunch program is being denied funding, and so on.

Even the ones who don't work for the feds, often work with them. Those trendy non-profits aren't going to get their grants on a stutter-stop CR. That's going to wreck their mid-winter cruise plans.

In short, Pelosi is wrecking her majority here.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:44 AM (cfSRQ)

245 It seems Katie Hill won't rest until her seat is filled.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:41 AM (Tnijr)

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

But, you owe us.

This isn't our usual forte.

Posted by: Penis Invading Parasites at November 17, 2019 08:44 AM (kauXV)

246 Any time things sucked and everyone else bitched about it, he's shake his head and say "you don't KNOW, you just don't KNOW" about how bad things can get.

That may be why the generation that lived through the Great Depression and WW2 would shake their heads when they hear our whining.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 17, 2019 08:44 AM (lD3vL)

247 >>242 It seems Katie Hill won't rest until her seat is filled. Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:41 AM (Tnijr)

You misspelled "probed."

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:44 AM (XzT/D)

248 239 It seems Katie Hill won't rest until her seat is filled.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:41 AM (Tnijr)

surprise anal would fill her!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2019 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

249 You misspelled "probed."

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:44 AM (XzT/D)

---
Surprise probing?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:46 AM (cfSRQ)

250 "surprise anal would fill her!"

Sunday is Double Time.

Posted by: The Otters of the Internet at November 17, 2019 08:46 AM (cqNba)

251 ...and there it is.

This thread is *stamped* official.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:47 AM (cfSRQ)

252 172
It's funny that the Harris campaign is falling apart before a single primary vote has been cast or a caucus held. It's like the media has done the deciding.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 08:00 AM (7rVsF)

This woman is so awful it beggars description. I lived in California. I know they're all awful but this bitch is equally stupid and villainous.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:47 AM (H8QX8)

253 It seems Katie Hill won't rest until her seat is filled.

Too easy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2019 08:47 AM (oVJmc)

254 "That may be why the generation that lived through the Great Depression and WW2 would shake their heads when they hear our whining. "

Same thing with the 'OK Boomer" movement.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)

255 Right now, the best thing that could happen is the government would shut down. PDTS can fund the military, ICA and the US Marshalls through emergency authorization and every other agency can go home.

And no back pay.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 17, 2019 08:48 AM (hkouz)

256 Surprise anal is like the arsenal proof-mark of AoSHQ threads.

It is a unique, distinctive mark of authenticity, valued by discerning collectors.

Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:48 AM (cfSRQ)

257 Any time things sucked and everyone else bitched about it, he's shake his head and say "you don't KNOW, you just don't KNOW" about how bad things can get.

Those pushing policies which will result in societies that can get as violent and dysfunctional as your friends experienced know exactly what they are doing.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 17, 2019 08:48 AM (+BOMm)

258 "Too easy."

Well the thread was moving kind of slow so I threw that out to give it a kick in the rear.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:49 AM (Tnijr)

259 >>this bitch is equally stupid and villainous.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:47 AM (H8QX

Profoundly, shockingly dumb.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:49 AM (XzT/D)

260 Fen, belated prayers up from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 17, 2019 08:49 AM (BiNEL)

261 ICE...PDTS can fund ICE... pinche autocucumber

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 17, 2019 08:50 AM (hkouz)

262 >>Well the thread was moving kind of slow
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:49 AM (Tnijr)

Some people think that cilantro tastes like soap.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:51 AM (XzT/D)

263 I think we run out of budget next week and being the Party of Free Stuff, the Dems are going to have problems if they keep screwing over their dependents like this.

Pardon my ignorance, but doesn't everyone who gets a green check eventually receive full remuneration effectively giving them full salary, benefits and PTO with additional PTO during the "shutdown" ? And don't banks and other lending institutions stumble over each other trying to be the most forgiving of debt and late payments only for our federal overlords?

And it should be as predictable as the sun rising in the morning that the Fourth Estate will be cranking it up to eleven on the hardship and unfairness that welfare recipients will not be able to enjoy a Christmas like those with White Privilege.

This is a fundraising Bonanza with this new act of failure theater.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 17, 2019 08:51 AM (lD3vL)

264 Chunk Uglier doesn't have a realistic chance of taking Hill's district, does he? Having that phlegmball in Congress would be worse than Franken, even as bad as Alan Grayson.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2019 08:52 AM (oVJmc)

265 Those pushing policies which will result in
societies that can get as violent and dysfunctional as your friends
experienced know exactly what they are doing.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 17, 2019 08:48 AM (+BOMm)

---
I disagree.

I think these people really are clueless. Maybe some of the funders have darker ambitions, but if you talk to them, it's clear the light-bulbs are pretty dim. Maybe 40-watt range, best-case 60.

Basic causality eludes them because they assume intent > results. They also have mentally boxed themselves in to think that some things are just out of bounds.

Thus: California can't use sane forestation policies because that would be EVIL and the solution has to be more windmills and solar, which will require more power lines in rural areas, leading to more forest fires.

Logic is useless.

The only hope (and there is hope) is not to use reason, but competing emotion. The way to reach the conspiracy-minded is to note that there's a deeper conspiracy by even more sinister agents on the ultra-ultra-right (which you know about, because you're initiated into it). Frightening how well that works.

Many of Trump's policies can be strongly defended from the left, and if the right was smart, they'd start going it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:53 AM (cfSRQ)

266 225
"Did he really say that? And did he really wear a Kunta Kinte shirt??? "

Having been in The Gambia, I know how the local African blacks view most American blacks.

And it's not 'kindly'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:32 AM (cqNba)

While I was over there in Mombasa I was in a very proper British style Pub with a black bartender. A group of blacks from the ship came in and hit him up with a standard black shuck and jive routine. He looked at them and said in a very proper Bristish accent; "I beg your pardon". They shut up and left. Blacks in Kenya did NOT like American blacks.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2019 08:53 AM (mpXpK)

267 Of course we have some of the same delusions about justice any minute now (Horowitz, Barr, Rosenpenis, Wray...)
Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2019 06:12 AM

Du bist zu jung, um so zynisch zu sein.

Posted by: Steiner at November 17, 2019 08:54 AM (DMUuz)

268 How does Harris perform the mental gymnastics which are necessary in order for her to believe that Black Democratic voters who are rejecting her are racists?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:55 AM (cqNba)

269 Swim in Africa, wear a condom or two.

Posted by: klaftern at November 17, 2019 08:55 AM (RuIsu)

270 Biden should offer to purchase Harris during the next debate.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 08:56 AM (XzT/D)

271 "Swim in Africa, wear a condom or two."

And a bung.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 08:57 AM (Tnijr)

272 Pardon my ignorance, but doesn't everyone who gets a
green check eventually receive full remuneration effectively giving
them full salary, benefits and PTO with additional PTO during the
"shutdown" ? And don't banks and other lending institutions stumble
over each other trying to be the most forgiving of debt and late
payments only for our federal overlords?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
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You are pardoned, but you are also ignorant.

Transfer payments don't come with penalties or interest when they are delayed. All the non-profits waiting for their federal grants will be laying people off or on starvation rations. Yes, direct employees get taken care of, but the second-order folks get screwed.

Before one could blame the feckless traitor Paul Ryan for purposefully not doing a budget. Now, it's all Nancy and her gang that is airing second-rate TV rather than legislating.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 17, 2019 08:57 AM (cfSRQ)

273 Am I awake? A saf comment nearly made sense to me. I'd come to think of saf as a really poor random chatter generation program, so it's scary when it seems to be actually conversing. But it's rare enough I can still attribute any seeming intelligence to random chance.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and fellow monkeys at typewriters at November 17, 2019 08:58 AM (5RITs)

274 How does Harris perform the mental gymnastics which are necessary in order for her to believe that Black Democratic voters who are rejecting her are racists?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 08:55 AM (cqNba)

I don't think she does. In her world - like that of most Dems - "America" is all the people in it if you win, and if you lose, "America" is all those fucking white racists.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2019 08:58 AM (Ki5SV)

275 Louisiana is a bitter pill. What were they thinking?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2019 08:59 AM (NVYyb)

276 11 shopping days until Thanksgiving.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

WHY WOULD YOU STRESS ME OUT LIKE THIS?

Posted by: vmom singing Abba enthusiastically off-key at November 17, 2019 08:59 AM (G546f)

277 >>a really poor random chatter generation program

Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA)

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 09:00 AM (XzT/D)

278 264 Chunk Uglier doesn't have a realistic chance of taking Hill's district, does he? Having that phlegmball in Congress would be worse than Franken, even as bad as Alan Grayson.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2019 08:52 AM (oVJmc)

Rule 2: There must be orgasm by the fifth date.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2019 09:00 AM (JFO2v)

279 Republican mayor declared winner in Aurora, Co.

https://tinyurl.com/th3eoeh

Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2019 09:01 AM (wiXsO)

280 These are related statements:

How does Harris perform the mental gymnastics which are necessary in order for her to believe that Black Democratic voters who are rejecting her are racists?

and

"Did he really say that? And did he really wear a Kunta Kinte shirt??? "

Let me just add, they call these Blacks who stray from the plantation "Uncle Tom".

This is a predictable feature of the Left. They use imagination and fantasy to construct their world - ergo, "Kunte Kinte" and "Uncle Tom" are real in their world.

Then toss in the never ending list of so-called hate crimes that they imagine they suffered.

So Harris doesn't go through any unusual mental gymnastics, she just simply draws deeply from the well of the fantasy and fiction.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 17, 2019 09:01 AM (lD3vL)

281 keeps hitting refresh in another window like a crack monkey

pretty sure its just me

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2019 09:01 AM (cknjq)

282 >>275 Louisiana is a bitter pill. What were they thinking?! Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2019 08:59 AM (NVYyb)

You can't expect much from people who choose to live in the sphincter of the Mississippi River.

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 09:02 AM (XzT/D)

283 Any time things sucked and everyone else bitched about it, he's shake his head and say "you don't KNOW, you just don't KNOW" about how bad things can get.

That may be why the generation that lived through the Great Depression and WW2 would shake their heads when they hear our whining.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 17, 2019 08:44 AM (lD3vL)

My Uncle Bill lived through the Depression and was an engineer in the Merchants on the Murmansk Run.

Wasn't until a bit later I fully understood that he really knew what he was talking about when he said that same phrase!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 17, 2019 09:03 AM (BiNEL)

284 The NOOD, of books.

It be here.

And shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2019 09:03 AM (cqNba)

285 What is the dinner plan for Thanksgiving?

Me and tha' lil puddin head baby will be making Bourbon chocolate pecan pie, and I'll be smoking a turkey breast over cherry and hickory.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 17, 2019 09:03 AM (hkouz)

286 >>Blacks who stray from the plantation

(Zod's Aztecs look up sullenly from their toil)

"Back to work, you!"

(Zod's Aztecs sigh, return to their toil)

Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 09:04 AM (XzT/D)

287 never understood why anyone would want to go to
Africa. The only country that was worth a sh*t was South Africa and the
liberals succeeded in killing it.
===========

Interesting perspective! When I visited with my family last Easter my first reaction was why the hell did my ancestors ever leave? Sweden is cold and Africa is absolutely spectacular. The topography is tremendous, the people were great and we had a wonderful time. Different tastes than you, I suppose.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2019 09:04 AM (NVYyb)

288 Boker tov horde. Looking forward to another week of destruction, decay, and defecation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2019 09:04 AM (EZebt)

289 Zod makes an appearance?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2019 09:05 AM (NVYyb)

290 Well, dang! The printed page people have arrived. Pants on or stay here in the undergrowth? Hmmm.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384320

Posted by: mindful webworker - and fellow monkeys at typewriters at November 17, 2019 09:07 AM (5RITs)

291 Rule 2: There must be orgasm by the fifth date.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2019 09:00 AM

You say that like it's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: Wm. J. "Horn Dog" Clinton at November 17, 2019 09:09 AM (DMUuz)

292 Little know fact: Roots was filmed on location. In the South Bronx.

Posted by: Kunte Kinte at November 17, 2019 09:10 AM (I3U8v)

293 When I visited with my family last Easter my first reaction was why the hell did my ancestors ever leave? Sweden is cold ...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2019 09:04 AM

For lutefisk, of course.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 09:11 AM (DMUuz)

294 But it's too late to step back. It's balls to the wall now. What we're going to see between now and Nov 2020 will bend your mind.But it's too late to step back. It's balls to the wall now. What we're going to see between now and Nov 2020 will bend your mind.But it's too late to step back. It's balls to the wall now. What we're going to see between now and Nov 2020 will bend your mind.

*********

I hope so.

Errands to do. Have a great Sunday everyone and stay blessed.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 17, 2019 09:18 AM (9s6N2)

295 Mental-less gymnastics. It's easy and lucrative.

Posted by: klaftern at November 17, 2019 09:53 AM (RuIsu)

296 Zod makes an appearance?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

He's busy repairing his sex bot

Posted by: Road warrior at November 17, 2019 10:57 AM (JRHyo)

297 LA Governorship stays in dem hands. Is Ronna Romney still employed by the RNC this morning?

Posted by: Galil at November 17, 2019 11:14 AM (Pzzpr)

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