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Good evening, and welcome to Friday night.
Waffles In The News
A Waffle House worker was left working alone — so customers jumped in to help This happened in real America, Alabama to be precise. I am seriously about this close ----[ ]---- to packing up and moving to North Dakota. Does anyone know what the laws in ND are regarding firing weapons on your own property? How much land do you have to own before you can put a personal shooting range on it? (I could see myself living someplace like this. Now the reality is that we probably won't move until Little is done high school, but after that, I'm planting a big ole' GTT sign in the front yard) Demon of Envy This is pretty funny if you follow hockey – more specifically hockey fandom.Seaking of Hockey
Don Cherry got fired this week, for the egregious crime of...well, see for yourself
Idiot Canadians are calling for this lovely gentleman to be fired for this. AND his life time friend sat nodding next to him just apologised.
— Katie Hopkins (@KTHopkins) November 11, 2019
He speaks nothing but the truth. Migrants should wear a poppy out of respect. #DonCherry pic.twitter.com/0zRL6IsjYm
Naturally the leftists were doing handsprings of joy over claiming the scalp (oh, can I say that? Or is it offensive to
Amusement Break! Anyone care for a “ride”?
History Minute This History Of New England You think you know all there is to know about New England? Think again. Click to learn about the New England you didn't know.
Thing I learned today:
— Prometheus 2.0 (@wraithburn) November 10, 2019
The Romans liked to write messages on their sling stones, rather like soldiers wrote messages on bombs during WW2.
One message we've found on a sling bullet? I hope this hits you in the dick.
In Latin, of course. People haven't changed at all.
And finally: 9 Reasons to Thank the USSR: How We Got the Cold War Wrong
#5: THE REAL MENACE: Joseph McCarthy barely believed a word he said and found zero communists in government roles.The Venona project would like a word.
Guy's got a book coming out on the subject, it should be a big hit with the Tankies. I can't wait to not buy it and I really can't wait to not read it. Although I have to say, he really missed the boat by not publishing his article in the New York Times. That's the traditional venue for pro-Soviet propaganda.
Musical Interlude
Politics
If Michael Doran Were on Wall Street, He’d Be a Billionaire Excellent article about the cost of being right in DC.
When asked to describe his approach to foreign policy, he insists it’s just good, old-fashioned realism. “It’s foreign policy realism based on states and their interests,” he said. “It’s what realism would look like if the people who call themselves realists were actually true to the intellectual principles that they claim to espouse.” Instead, he continued, too many of these people, under the sway of progressive politics, turned to moralism instead. “Progressivism,” he said, “is a modernist Protestant utopianism that believes in the perfectibility of mankind and believes the U.S. should be the vanguard bringing about the perfection of humanity. Trump revealed to us that much of the foreign policy elite on the right is simply the muscular wing of this progressivism. So traditional ideas going all the way back to Thucydides about how states should protect their interests are discarded, and a call for prudence is very easily depicted as a debased, immoral position.”
Read the whole thing. Robert Mueller mum on FBI scandal in Boston This is not Mueller's first rodeo with an organized criminal enterprise.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2019 09:39 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 15, 2019 09:40 PM (F7Xdn)
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Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 15, 2019 09:44 PM (JwHjN)
You'll need closer to a half a section or so for a proper long rifle range, though.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 09:44 PM (JSFuc)
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Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 09:45 PM (7ULem)
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Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 09:48 PM (EqKj1)
According to five sources, AnyVision's technology has powered a secret military surveillance project that has monitored Palestinians in the West Bank.
Posted by: SMOD at November 15, 2019 09:48 PM (X5CsJ)
You realize the message to teh sultan from the Zaporozhian Cossacks was only the most formal expression of soldierly respect.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 09:48 PM (7ULem)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 15, 2019 09:49 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 09:49 PM (EqKj1)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (7WaWV)
Guess what I'm doing.
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: Boss at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: SGT. Toomey at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (n13/j)
Who is "we" Kemosabe?
Looks to me like "we" should have invaded Berkely and Columbia Uni, Ann Arbor, Madison, Iowa City et al, instead of Bien Hoa. I don't hate the Vietnamese, far from it. But again, it's too convenient that our own borders are unsecured while worrying about the Crimeans or the Donbas. America should have crushed the Reds when America had the chance.
All the shitshow you've been witnessing for the last 50 years, every bit of it, is laid right at their feet, with Malice Aforethought. Don't ever doubt it.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2019 09:51 PM (Br0CP)
Today, Google CEO Sundar Pichai said in an email to staff, which was obtained by The Verge, that the formerly weekly TGIF meetings will now be held monthly and will focus only "on product and business strategy."
Posted by: SMOD at November 15, 2019 09:52 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 09:52 PM (YGF2X)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (LGkrj)
Get a fucking life!
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)
Fooking windy year round
Rainy in spring, summer and fall
Cold as shit in winter
Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (EqKj1)
Rathbone's book, I think, paved the way to Brexit.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (ykYG2)
Google's weekly town halls, internally known as "TGIF" meetings, have
been emblematic of the company's professed belief in a transparent
corporate culture, giving employees a chance to talk with management
about plans for the future. But faced with an ongoing parade of leaks,
Google is cutting the meetings back to once a month and shifting the
focus away from employees' political concerns.
Today, Google CEO
Sundar Pichai said in an email to staff, which was obtained by The
Verge, that the formerly weekly TGIF meetings will now be held monthly
and will focus only "on product and business strategy."
Posted by: SMOD at November 15, 2019 09:52 PM (X5CsJ)
BWA-HA-HA! The spies are everywhere!
Everywhere!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (7ULem)
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Epstein didn't kill himself!
Posted by: Tom mf'n Bombadil, frolicking through the ONT at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insultius at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (ixnua)
>>Guess what I'm doing
Olestra Brand Ice Cream?
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (JSFuc)
"He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR *did its thing.*"
"Did its thing." Thats...that's beautiful, man.
CWII: Let's Do Our Thing.
Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ken Starr at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (LGkrj)
Posted by: Road Warrior at November 15, 2019 09:55 PM (JRHyo)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2019 09:56 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Flyover EDKH at November 15, 2019 09:56 PM (Rbu5d)
Daily Beast is always a good second choice, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 09:56 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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I suppose that using a stick would be déclassé.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)
It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (TdMsT)
While the divisions today vs Civil war may be kind of similar, the problem is that they are not n=really 'regional'. Even In blue enclaves like washington or California, there are a lot of conservatives. Even in Texas you have Austin. Things go south, it will be a whirling salad shooter of blood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2B9A/)
* steps back from the edge
Posted by: Road Warrior at November 15, 2019 09:55 PM (JRHyo)
Sometimes the ONT stares back.
Posted by: Shit Nietzsche Said at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (XVuno)
"Humans require ice cream. Eat the ice cream."
Posted by: The robot in the youtube Halo Top ad at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (l3+k2)
semi-gourmet hangburgers...
BBL, if anyone cares.
or, even if you don't.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (YGF2X)
Posted by: GGE
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Horns, locos, or track noise?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Shit Nietzsche Said at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (2N7oZ)
One message we've found on a sling bullet? I hope this hits you in the dick.
In Latin, of course. People haven't changed at all.
That's very funny
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (lEMIS)
How did Manafort, Stone, and Flynn get to trial so fast? Isnt the issue for Brennan, Comey, &c that we are waiting for indictments?
I realize there are 2 systems but how are there 2 systens for getting stuff to trial?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (E3FAu)
You would think the Danes would have a better way to line up the dropee than to use the guy's big toe.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (ufFY
Europe is a combination of authoritarianism, cloying nanny-state, and total "they f*^$ing let you go and do that without a license unsupervised" so it is really hard to kind of place them. Of course each country is different, because Portugaul isn't Poland and Germany is not Greece.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (7ULem)
Rathbone's book, I think, paved the way to Brexit.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (ykYG2)
Only difference being that the Normans at least didn't expect the Saxons to celebrate being conquered.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)
It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (TdMsT)
No, the trains run whether it's humid or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)
Which page has two footnotes, the second devoted entirely to Jonah Goldberg's "Liberal Fascism".
oy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:00 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insultius
I hope this hits you in your Biggus Dickus
https://tinyurl.com/ygpynyor
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at November 15, 2019 10:00 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: davidt
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Bobby Orr was a poofter. Just saying...
Posted by: Not on your life at November 15, 2019 10:00 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (E3FAu)
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Depends on if you are working for or against the people who wage the lawfare on behalf of the State and Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:01 PM (LGkrj)
Ahem.
Posted by: Tsar Bomba! at November 15, 2019 10:01 PM (I2/tG)
oy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:00 PM (ykYG2)
Give me a break, I didn't actually mean any of that crap.
Posted by: Jonah G. at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (2N7oZ)
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Adam Schiff
________
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I snitched on Kurt
He can't help you
Posted by: WaterCow at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (nk2mF)
"He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR *did its thing.*"
"Did its thing." Thats...that's beautiful, man.
CWII: Let's Do Our Thing.
Posted by: Zod
"He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR sang him the song of his people"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2B9A/)
And that's gonna be the hell of it. Nearly everyone I work with at college is a liberal, even a flaming liberal; and yet I like many of them personally. I would hate to see them get purged.
But how many of them would purge me at the drop of a hat?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
My neighborhood is overrun with deer. In the city...
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
Overall, the U.S. never fell behind the Soviet Union in the development of nuclear weaponry
Ahem.
Posted by: Tsar Bomba! at November 15, 2019 10:01 PM (I2/tG
Sounds like someone is a little insecure IYKWIMAITTYD,
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (7ULem)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (Vad70)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2B9A/)
Sort of like the first part of the finale of American Horror Story the other day, with the woodchipper.
Except times six million.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)
It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (TdMsT)
No, the trains run whether it's humid or not.
Posted by: hogmartin
Snort.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (dEvh1)
https://tinyurl.com/yhmuntk8
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)
Exceptions cannot be made.
Posted by: The robot in the youtube Halo Top ad at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (XzT/D)
Anyway, I shoot anything I desire any time I desire. Rifle, pistol, black powder... Often using Tenerite as a fun multiplier. I've had neighbors drive into the yard during our firing range operations, bringing their own weapons and joining in. North Dakota will be much the same, good God fearing Americans, bring long underwear. Around here we say there's a beautiful woman behind every tree in ND, the problem is birds did of old age flying from tree to tree.
Posted by: Allen Ness at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (IrtFP)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
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That's probably why. He found a place with lots of does, where no one can hunt. If he's a big ol' five-by, those does are his with no effort or risk.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (LGkrj)
Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 10:05 PM (XzT/D)
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Do you live in an area with CWD? Because that makes them bumble around stupid, for a few weeks before they die. I saw one last year that looked like it was drunk, wandering around under a highway overpass between two busy roads by a small shopping center.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:05 PM (t+qrx)
The first one reminds me of a conversation I had with an older regular of mine.
I was complaining that every woman I had dated was psycho. He asked what person they all had in common. I laughed and said "Me".
Not content yet, he asked "Did they seem crazy when you started going out with them?"
I said "No".
He said "Are you learning anything yet?"
I didn't complain to him about my girlfriends anymore.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 10:05 PM (iIUKh)
Posted by: hogmartin
You may be cute, but you're a smartass.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (JSFuc)
Rebel Creamery.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (Vad70)
A) city ordinance can ban discharging a firearm within incorporated city limits.
b) finding a 10 acre tract inside anybody's city limits would be pretty darn rare.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro)
I realize there are 2 systems but how are there 2 systens for getting stuff to trial?
Posted by: Brunnhilde
1. They wanted them to.
2. They don't want them to.
Easy peasy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (dEvh1)
Comparing casualties as a measure of contribution to victory is idiotic. By the way, how many sorties did Russia fly over Germany?
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (2DOZq)
That's probably why. He found a place with lots of does, where no one can hunt. If he's a big ol' five-by, those does are his with no effort or risk.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Thus, the bear population here is growing.
Posted by: Not on your life at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)
All of them.
Posted by: Flyover EDKH at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (xSo9G)
Mostly horns, but all of the above.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (LGkrj)
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Ah, the suburbs. Following in the way of the Paolo.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: vmom is on her last nerve with these traitors at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (G546f)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (T8A10)
Horns OK. Horns stop - very bad.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)
I don't think that will be enough to make Canada an actual country, but it won't hurt.
Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (FoV3c)
And on another note (I was working last Sunday) I have what should be a fully functional AR-15 in my gun safe, the first of it's kind in that location, chambered in 6.8 SPC. I haven't tried it out yet.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:08 PM (T8A10)
We went thru areas that were completely burned to ashes down to the foundations of homes. Coffee fire. Tubbs fire. They are being rebuilt slowly. It takes up to 2 years just to get permits.
If your home burns down to the foundation, you have to replace the foundation.
And all the pipes and wires underneath.
A nightmare.
The good news is that some moisture has moved in and all the fires should soon be out.
Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at November 15, 2019 10:08 PM (w7KSn)
around in my front yard just taking his good ole' time doing nothing. I
see does and fawns all the time but this was very unusual.
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
My neighborhood is overrun with deer. In the city...
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
go squirrel hunting in the woods. It is a pain in the arse. But every place in suburbia would be a freaking shooting gallery.
Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 10:09 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2B9A/)
Why? Do you want to kill the people around you? If you're surrounded by shitbag liberals, maybe you need to worry about -them- killing -you-.
Personally I think people who can compartmentalize, and target their hits, will be doing much better.
Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (FoV3c)
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No need to worry. They lack the courage of their convictions. It's just shit they talk when they're safe in their pompous little bubble.
If it ever comes down to real action, 90% of them will melt into the background and STFU for the rest of their lives.
Which is just fine. And they won't take a bullet. Because they don't have the stones.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (LGkrj)
youtube.com/watch?v=eGp47YwDZ48
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)
Long horns ending in crashing noises - very bad.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (T8A10)
2019 has been, to put it mildly, a year to forget.
Was in hospital for seven weeks, divorce, life crashing, name it.
How about a fun ONT exercise/parlour game?
There are pop albums that begin with a bang, with a hit song that drives many impressionable youths to spend.
But which albums begin with an awesome twosome? Two great hooks that make you happy you bought that whole album (yeah, I'm showing my forty-something age)? To be sure, the rest of the album may have been shyte, but . . .
My nominees:
The Beatles: Revolver "Taxman"/"Eleanor Rigby" https://youtu.be/l0zaebtU-CA
Bob Dylan: Blood On The Tracks "Tangled Up In Blue"/"Simple Twist of Fate" https://youtu.be/QKcNyMBw818
The Stone Roses: "I Wanna Be Adored"/"She Bangs The Drums" https://youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs
Pale Saints: The Comforts of Madness "Way the World Is"/"You Tear the World in Two" https://youtu.be/udVhD0Bel-M
Joy Division: Substance "Warsaw"/"Leaders of Men" https://youtu.be/gtSFtvXgeRk
The Wailin' Jennys: [Bright Morning Stars "Swing Low, Sail High"/"All the Stars" https://youtu.be/qPnW70OuRHA
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2019 10:11 PM (aOTZH)
Picture: M4 carbine
Message: Let Me Sing For You The Song Of My People
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 10:11 PM (7ULem)
Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 10:11 PM (arJlL)
Mostly horns, but all of the above.
Posted by: GGE
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Yeah. It's actually pretty neat here, as I am a long ways from the tracks, but can hear Norfolk Southern horns far, far away during the winter, and engine noise.
Posted by: Not on your life at November 15, 2019 10:12 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:12 PM (B+t5k)
Which page has two footnotes, the second devoted entirely to Jonah Goldberg's "Liberal Fascism".
oy.
Which is a fine work. Dude wasn't always a throbbing bell end. Well, personally he might have been, but that book is spot on. It's one of the things I find so frustrating about Jonah. I don't know how many times I read something of his and find myself thinking "you LITERALLY wrote the book covering this kind of stuff, and now you completely ignore it cuz #OrangeManBad"
Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2019 10:12 PM (k5ANL)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:12 PM (T8A10)
"In theory" sound travels better in warm, moist air -- high humidity.You have to admit, in hot muggy weather that diesel sounds like it is idling in the back yard.
Then the leaves fall off the trees (a clue? a hint?), and in the cold clear air you can hear that engine miles away. Are both sides right?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 15, 2019 10:13 PM (oRpiG)
I read many decades ago that Texas has ten times the White Tail population the entire country had a hundred years ago. The numbers are astounding and there were no good ol' days. If you shot a big buck in the 30s, you were in the local paper.
Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 10:13 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (5RITs)
Some yardbirds play badminton
If Epstein was murdered
It was to protect THE CHILDREN!!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (nk2mF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (cDw3P)
Not worried.
The leftovers that make it from here to Tejas will be the smart or the lucky ones.
Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 15, 2019 10:15 PM (nk2mF)
Which is just fine. And they won't take a bullet. Because they don't have the stones.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It's possible.
All my booltis are addressed: "To Whom It May Concern".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:15 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
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If one of them Longhorns pins you against a fence, you are having a very bad day.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)
I've been getting mixed up on how many weeks until the next Flash Cadillac show, so I apologize for the last-minute notification, but there are tickets left for tomorrow night in Colorado Springs:
https://tinyurl.com/vovvc3z
If you attend, please drop by the merchandise table and say "Howdy!" One of us will look at you blankly if you ask for "Emmie" and the other one won't.
Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2019 10:16 PM (i/wJA)
"In theory" sound travels better in warm, moist air -- high humidity.You have to admit, in hot muggy weather that diesel sounds like it is idling in the back yard.
Then the leaves fall off the trees (a clue? a hint?), and in the cold clear air you can hear that engine miles away. Are both sides right?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 15, 2019 10:13 PM (oRpiG)
Sound travels faster in humid air, and farther in cold air, I believe.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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It's an issue of air density. More humidity does not mean higher air density.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:17 PM (xSo9G)
White Tail population the entire country had a hundred years ago. The
numbers are astounding and there were no good ol' days. If you shot a
big buck in the 30s, you were in the local paper.
Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 10:13 PM (n13/j)
The North American Hoofed Rat has no natural predators now (besides us, where allowed by law) since we've eliminated them all due to the fact that they don't differentiate between wild and domestic animals. The sad thing is more deer get killed by cars than by hunters...but we always have the Usual Pack of Assholes (furthermore known as UPA) who want to eliminate the Bambi hunting season.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:17 PM (T8A10)
I was just thinking of you, watching a show about UFOs that included Falcon Lake/Winnipeg.
Posted by: Alice McD at November 15, 2019 10:17 PM (E+yET)
This is a Jeb!-tastic effort. Please clap.
Posted by: Downcast at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (HTAGb)
Right - because there were no tall apartment buildings in the USSR. And the Soviet Union didn't have enough raw materials for building tall buildings. /s
What the idiot author was taking about was Khrushchevki (because they were mostly built under Khrushchev) - Soviet regulations required that an elevator had to be installed in any apartment building over five stories tall, so lots of five story apartment buildings got built, to avoid the elevator requirement. Apartments built in a Soviet city center were generally much taller than that.
The guy's argument basically is that a country that didn't have toilet paper couldn't possibly nuke us - anyone who knows how much of Soviet spending went to the military would understand that fallacy.
Posted by: Tsar Bomba! at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
"In theory" sound travels better in warm, moist air -- high humidity.You have to admit, in hot muggy weather that diesel sounds like it is idling in the back yard.
Then the leaves fall off the trees (a clue? a hint?), and in the cold clear air you can hear that engine miles away. Are both sides right?
Posted by: Stringer Davis
I know AM radio wave travel better in cold, clear air than hot weather.
I have picked up St. Louis Blues hockey on KMOX radio at 35 & 635 in Dallas in the winter time. Can't pick up a baseball game.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (B+t5k)
2019 has been, to put it mildly, a year to forget.
Posted by: logprof
________
I'm sorry to learn of your divorce.
The funny thing is that, despite all of your song recommendations, I now have Triumph's "Long Time Gone" in my head.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (nk2mF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:17 PM (xSo9G)
I believe humid air is less dense than dry air, so sound travels faster in humid air.
But sound travels farther in cold air.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
****
It'll be much higher.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 10:19 PM (axyOa)
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete
* considers rude hand gesture
Spent roughly 36 hours sitting in my tree stand the last 6 days. I have 4 different bucks showing up on my game camera. All nocturnal except Wednesday. I was cold and left the stand early in the morning. Had 2 bucks show up 30 minutes after I went in.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..odor eaters not included at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (JRHyo)
youtube.com/watch?v=eGp47YwDZ48
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)
--They loved American music. "Just Like Honey" opens with a "Be My Baby" beat. They also had a song named "Bo Diddley is Jesus."
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (eOEkx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)
It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?
Posted by: Ladyl
Global Drying !
Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: GGE
Got one with a 2010 Dodge Avenger.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Dude. You do not know how funny this truly is.
There is an epic family of rifle coaches, three generations, with the last name Anti. Awesome guys, and do they ever get a lot of shit about having "war protests" named after them!
Grandad is retired USMC, ex-Naval Academy coach. Dad was Army Marksmanship Unit, then assistant at Air Force, now has his dad's office at Navy. And the son was a star at WVU, just took over as the paralympic shooting coach for the US Olympic Shooting organization. Anti, indeed.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:21 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Then the leaves fall off the trees (a clue? a hint?), and in the cold clear air you can hear that engine miles away. Are both sides right?
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Don't know about that but I do know in sea water (very humid!), sound can travel vast distances.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)
Fooking windy year round
Rainy in spring, summer and fall
Cold as shit in winter
Posted by: Yo!
Not much in trees and hills to block the cold wind blowing? Worst cold I ever faced was a time I stood on Lake Michigan's shore in the winter. I got the bright idea that I could go cross country skiing along the shore. Nice and flat. Ho lee shit, it was cold.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2019 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)
It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?
Posted by: Ladyl
I've never really stopped to wonder why, I just note the phenomenon.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:22 PM (T8A10)
Go Gos - Beauty and the Beat
Green Day - Dookie
B-52's - Cosmic Thing
I've mentioned before I am a fan of pop punk.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (B+t5k)
--Clemson just scored on Alabama again.
P.S. WTF, AoS does not save my email addy anymore?
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (OHZm8)
I'm glad you're back! Sorry about your troubles. Hopefully 2020 will bring a sea change.
What great choices you listed!
I'm tired so can't think too hard, but the first ones that came to mind were
No More Shall We Part (Nick Cave)
- As I Sat Sadly By Her Side
- And No More Shall We Part
So (Peter Gabriel)
- Red Rain
- Sledgehammer
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (Rarvo)
It takes a brave man to be a coward in the Red Army.
Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin! at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:24 PM (CDGwz)
I have a herd of whitetail deer that lives in my yard, weekly. I love the flavor of whitetail, - wild meat, -many do not. But you're right. They are a fucking menace, traffic control not withstanding. Mmm, steaks.
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2019 10:24 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Easy Andy
________
You might like The Presidents of the United States of America. (And you might not.)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (nk2mF)
BECAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS
and everyone suffers
we probably export deer
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (Vad70)
I think that's the answer to Stringer's riddle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (LGkrj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl
I've never really stopped to wonder why, I just note the phenomenon.
Posted by: GGE
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Colder = denser = better sound propagation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (CDGwz)
Go Gos - Beauty and the Beat
Green Day - Dookie
B-52's - Cosmic Thing
I've mentioned before I am a fan of pop punk.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)
--Name the songs, please.
But I'm gonna go there anyway.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Ladyl
I've never really stopped to wonder why, I just note the phenomenon.
Posted by: GGE
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Colder = denser = better sound propagation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Also, fewer leaves on the trees, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 10:27 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (arJlL)
I realize there are 2 systems but how are there 2 systens for getting stuff to trial?
Posted by: Brunnhilde
1. They wanted them to.
2. They don't want them to.
Easy peasy.
Posted by: rickb223
And THAT'S why asked my husband 3 times and he got pissed
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (E3FAu)
Genesis, Abacab.
I could listen to both Abacab and No Reply At All all day long. But IMHO just about every song on there is great. I even love Who Dunnit (also known as, Adventures With Studio Recorder VariSpeed).
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (l9m7l)
The Cars, The Cars
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:29 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (nk2mF)
Yes I like them as well as Weezer who I mix up sometimes.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (l9m7l)
~~~~~
Where did you see it last?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (sGotD)
While the divisions today vs Civil war may be kind of similar, the problem is that they are not n=really 'regional'. Even In blue enclaves like washington or California, there are a lot of conservatives. Even in Texas you have Austin. Things go south, it will be a whirling salad shooter of blood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yep. The first Civil War had fairly clear cut geographic borders with the North and the South. CWII won't. It will be a bloody mess. A Balkan War on a American scale.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (PHrW/)
New Order frontloaded "Get Ready" with "Crystal" and "60 Miles an Hour".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (JSFuc)
Not to mention that these decisions are nothing compared with bergdahl and manning, both of whom were traitors.
Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 10:31 PM (HALdu)
the deer stand around my property saying
"where'd the fucking salad (hosta) bar go ?"
they look a lil miffed
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:31 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
Hey, glad you are back. Thought you might have been one of the winners at the shootout.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2019 10:33 PM (lkl+P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 10:33 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:33 PM (JSFuc)
I'm glad you're back! Sorry about your troubles. Hopefully 2020 will bring a sea change.
What great choices you listed!
I'm tired so can't think too hard, but the first ones that came to mind were
No More Shall We Part (Nick Cave)
- As I Sat Sadly By Her Side
- And No More Shall We Part
So (Peter Gabriel)
- Red Rain
- Sledgehammer
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (Rarvo)
--So is a great album. It was the first cassette I ever saw that was transparent.
bth, The Comforts of Madness, especially the opening two numbers, were a great comfort to me in the spring of 1990.
davidt and qdp, LZ II and Abacab are both great, and I don't even consider myself a "classic rock" fan.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:33 PM (OHZm8)
Hmm..cougar, in my neck of the woods wolves (state game will deny) black bear , coyote and no 1 the automobile.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..odor eaters not included at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (JRHyo)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Have you seen the movie "Yesterday"? No great work of art but compared to the dreck Hollyweird has been dumping on us it's pretty damn good.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (Vad70)
Yep. The first Civil War had fairly clear cut geographic borders with the North and the South. CWII won't. It will be a bloody mess. A Balkan War on a American scale.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (PHrW/)
Worse? It will embroil the most competent and technologically proficient people on the face of the Earth.
It will bring in the very people who created both the greatest military power ever seen, but the greatest Economy ever.
I know some very scary people, who have always been on the side of the US Government.
When that changes? Ruh roh.
Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (NgKpN)
I got that feeling from the Killers' first album "Hot Fuss". And the Cure's "Disintegration".
A standard pattern on a best selling album seems to be to start off with an epic, and move on to some catchy top 40 pop song. Of course, that assumes you have first written the material, like the Killers did in 2004 and the Cure in 1989.
Otherwise you just got an album full of try-hard filler like Peter Murphy in 1992. "Holy Smoke" was shite.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:35 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (EqKj1)
I guess I would consider myself a "classic rock" fan. But IMHO what is considered "classic rock", and what's not, is very much irrational and crazy.
In my book for instance, 1950s rock standards (Elvis, Buddy Holly, Del Shannon) should be considered classic rock. No, they're just considered oldies.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Beauty and the Beat - Our Lips are Sealed and How Much More
Dookie - Basket Case and When I Come Around
Cosmic Thing - Love Shack and Roam ( best double entendres song)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (2DOZq)
Nobody hears them.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (PHrW/)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)
The Sausages were hot
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (Vad70)
I haven't but I've heard a few people mention it here and there. Sounds like it's worth checking out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
New Order frontloaded "Get Ready" with "Crystal" and "60 Miles an Hour".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)
--WTH? "Cool Your Boots" and "Time Machine" are fantastic.
I would rate "Seagull" and "Kaleidoscope" as a better 1/2.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I know areas where that could easily happen. It would be a suburb, semi rural area that incorporated into a city. In the suburban/city where I live there is a centennial farm that I drive past sometimes.
Where I live the suburb incorporated into a city decades ago to prevent a nearby city from annexing desirable parts.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/yhk2a73q
https://tinyurl.com/yjzuydx4
https://tinyurl.com/ydt5whba
https://tinyurl.com/yzjtt26e
https://tinyurl.com/yjcrphop
Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (qAR6u)
I found them interesting, but never enough to check out another album of theirs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (Vad70)
Loved , loved the premise . Disappointed in the execution and the ending.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (PHrW/)
Hells yeah
Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (ixnua)
https://tinyurl.com/yh2zdhvj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:24 PM (CDGwz)
Mine needs an engine. Spun the rod bearings on Tuesday. Unfortunately I won't have time to do anything with it until January at the earliest. I'm just going to buy a JDM engine for it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (T8A10)
" ... got kicked out of the waffle house for makin' out in the booth ... "
was that carrie rodriquez?
yeh just somethin about yellow nagahyde
Posted by: larrotheoldwhitedudethathasntdied at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: Izapole at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (urY6u)
!!??!!
Daydream Nation and Sister are the ones.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (JSFuc)
https://tinyurl.com/yjjx4h2o
https://tinyurl.com/yzcpmm6c
https://tinyurl.com/yjer6nsx
https://tinyurl.com/yjdamoja
https://tinyurl.com/yeh72cu3
Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (qAR6u)
In the movie, he's alive and was never famous.
I admit I have no idea how a scene like that would work. John Lennon, alive and never successful in 2019, would be a very different person than who he actually was, IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Detroit welcomes you!
Posted by: Miklos, urban farmer at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Izapole at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (urY6u)
Words which will be written but once on the internets.
Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 10:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Little Furry Things -> Kracked
Jane's Addiction - Nothing's Shocking :
(Up on the Beach) Ocean Size -> Had a Dad
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:42 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: qdpsteve
----
Glad you asked: Frankie Yankovic and the Yanks.
Who Stole the Kishka has a wing dedicate to it at Cleveland's Rock and Roll HOF.
https://youtu.be/7uxyg1aUaoI
Where else can you see Alfred E Newman, Fred Astaire, and Ghoulardi all on one vid?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)
My country tits of thee
Sweet land of mammary
Of thee I schwing
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
I'm listening to Time Machine now. It is good, yes.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: qdpsteve
More or less. Mostly Peart. Lee and Lifeson seem to keep that stuff to themselves. They retired a few years ago. Too many medical issues among the 3 of them and they can't play like they used too. There last studio album was fantastic though (Clockwork Angels).
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (PHrW/)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Builder Berg at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (+Yu7u)
!!??!!
Daydream Nation and Sister are the ones.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (JSFuc)
--Got me through high school.
Now listening to Mazzy Star "Fade Into You"/"Bells Ring"
Damn good opening twosome, but not my Top 10.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (LxTcq)
How soon does his mother hear of his demise on social media and she whines "bitch dint have to kill him he dindo nuffin!"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2019 10:44 PM (qAR6u)
Kim can be rough when she sings. Just ignore her. Everyone else in the band did.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:44 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 10:44 PM (ixnua)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:45 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:45 PM (JSFuc)
Don't have one in the works right now, but thanks for the support.
I can send you a copy of one of my screenplays if you like.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Right now I'm od'ing on Talking Heads.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:46 PM (2DOZq)
But a warning: never quote any Talking Heads songs to millenials. They just stare at you blankly. (I learned this first-hand a couple months ago.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Absolutely incredible modern soul LP.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:47 PM (JSFuc)
The Ukraine overthrow was accomplished by liberal pro-Western urbanities, opposed by rural, mostly pro-Russian people.
No parallels here or anything...
https://kaus.substack.com/p/the-maidans-tale
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:48 PM (PHrW/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)
Only new album I've bought in a long time. Good stuff. (Although let's admit it, when you buy a blues album you already pretty much know what you're getting.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (JSFuc)
Black Crows are back together and touring this year if you like the southern rock blues fusion.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Moon howler at November 15, 2019 10:50 PM (CZpdf)
This is a Jeb!-tastic effort. Please clap.
Posted by: Downcast
I saw his ad the other night. It was so bad I can't even remember any details. It was not a good ad. No wonder he's going nowhere.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
100 million dead bodies would beg to differ, you evil communist turd.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (PHrW/)
It's just Chris and Rich, though. None of the other members.
Until they have a fight over the Deli Tray.
Then they will cancel the rest of the dates...
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (iIUKh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm listening to Time Machine now. It is good, yes.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)
--If my novel ever gets to screen, "Time Machine" will capstone one of the chapters.
garrett, I think I may start another parlour game. . . .
qdp, got one screenplay of yours. I still want to form a dream team once the novel gets published. It'll be me (creator), you (screenplayer/writer), and my geeky film school friend in EP (lead camera).
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (OHZm8)
I heard them on Stern. Sounds like they're older and wiser so it may last.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (2DOZq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsYmksHE7qQ
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (rpxSz)
This is a Jeb!-tastic effort. Please clap.
Posted by: Downcast
I saw his ad the other night. It was so bad I can't even remember any details. It was not a good ad. No wonder he's going nowhere.
Posted by: nerdygirl
All his ads are bad. He just can't shake the fact that he is a creepy weirdo and everybody see's that but him.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (PHrW/)
The Hungarian priests who taught me in high school would beg to differ.
One of them had spent a considerable time in prison (for teaching an illegal religion class), and was tortured. He got out in 1956.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (I2/tG)
240 Remember October 2016 when we had Hillary's Super Fun Camp for Wayward Deplorables bearing down on us? Are we as gloomy now as were were then? Do you all want to be?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (LxTcq)
Life is good with PDT at the helm. It's just that the left is like a persistent flock of crows circling overhead.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
that American panel is HELL YEAH!
If the fighter planes don't get you, that eagle is going to drop a turd on your head.
got it?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (LxTcq)
Blink if the Dominos driver is in the room with you.
We just ordered a pizza from our local guy. Some fuckwad taking the order asked if I wanted to tip the driver when I was ordering so he could close his cc machine.
I explained "NO" and elaborated by explaining that it was the first time ever that food service had asked me to tip before receiving the food.
Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (ixnua)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Rust and commies never sleep.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: GGE
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Well, there is something to be said for the devil you know. What kind of warranty does JDM give?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 15, 2019 10:56 PM (PYdI2)
When they first released SYMM I was the 'Sound Guy' for their Interview with Seconds magazine. Pre-Show at their first NYC area show, in Poughkeepsie.
They were both very nice back then. Rich being the nicer of the two.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:57 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (LxTcq)
Blink if the Dominos driver is in the room with you.
We just ordered a pizza from our local guy. Some fuckwad taking the order asked if I wanted to tip the driver when I was ordering so he could close his cc machine.
I explained "NO" and elaborated by explaining that it was the first time ever that food service had asked me to tip before receiving the food.
Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (HALdu)
I think Papa Johns or Pizza Hut allows you to include the tip in the online order. But that's you know online and not over the phone.
Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2019 10:57 PM (Z7lwY)
London Calling and Train in Vain
Gotta agree on Rush with Red Barchetta
Posted by: morigu at November 15, 2019 10:58 PM (Eu98u)
Didn't even know who they were
I think this is right but might be mistaken
long time ago
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:59 PM (rpxSz)
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One situation assumes a robust system of law enforcement, that is heavily tilted in favor of one faction. The other assumes a total breakdown of that system, where it can't effectively exert its will on any faction, in no small part because of fractures within its own ranks.
In the second scenario, might makes right, and atrophied suburbanite hothouse flowers subsisting on soy products from Whole Foods won't fare nearly as well, without well-fed legions of well-armed and well-paid LE agents defending them.
Just like the welfare CHUDs depend on the government checks clearing, and never having contact with organized enemy hostiles, so too do the police agencies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:00 PM (LGkrj)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (PHrW/)
He quickly mumbles something about national referendums, which means changing the constitution and letting CA and NY make all the laws. He seems to think that's a good thing.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)
The trains here go through the forests.
Nobody hears them.
You know, the longest train I ever saw
Was down in the Georgia pines.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 15, 2019 11:01 PM (oRpiG)
That's assuming the good guys win. If the bad guys win, tens of millions more will die in the subsequent commie purges, pogroms and famines.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 15, 2019 11:03 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (EsKTB)
Next parlour game:
Sexiest songs.
(Speaking of Beth) Portishead: "All Mine"
Mazzy Star: "Bells Ring" (but anything Hope Sandoval sets her voice to is automatically hawt)
Massive Attack: "Black Milk"
My Bloody Valentine: "Blown a Wish"
(Perhaps it's just coincidence that all have female vocals.)
BTW, the Massive Attack 1/2 of "Angel" and "Risingson" is also good.
and "Only Shallow"/"Loomer"
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:57 PM (JSFu
Yeah Chris pretty much admitted that on Stern. And on a side note I had the unfortunate pleasure of working in Poughkeepsie for a couple of years.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 11:07 PM (iIUKh)
Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm
I just found some of my old Sneaker Pimps mp3s a while ago and holy crap, Roll On is raunchy as hell. But good.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 11:07 PM (t+qrx)
French Revolution, Russian Revolution, and Mexican Revolution all ended with the bad guys winning. And then they faced a reaction: Vendee, Civil War, and Cristeros respectively.
French Revolution crushed Vendee but ended up with an Imperial government and soon-enough a Bourbon restoration.
Russian Revolution plain won their war and ended up Stalin.
Mexican Revolution ended up in ... Mexico.
I don't know where I'm going with this, except to say that if the bad guys win, it doesn't always end in the end of the world, but it does end in suckitude.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (ykYG2)
It's going to take a lot of horrible people shot dead to get the country back.
Go ahead and ban me.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (PYdI2)
Posted by: Builder Berg at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (+Yu7u)
That will be a big part of it. Honestly I don't think many infantry soldiers will follow a Vindman or Kerry: but they may get behind someone much worse.
Even so, a lot of the devastation will be in places riven by ethnic conflict, with no legal guns and increasingly converged civil society. San Francisco is a Third World shithole NOW. It won't survive a war.
Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (FoV3c)
As long as the 72 inch big screen tv's are relatively cheap and porn is readily available, the revolution/cw2 is on permanent hold. IOW it will start in #twoweeks.
Posted by: General Ferdi at November 15, 2019 11:09 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (I2/tG)
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A similar Hungarian priest was persecuted by Securitate in Timisoara. They decided to evict him forcibly, and his congregation blocked the door. They were soon joined by pro-democracy students. The Securitate opened fire, and the unrest spread. Two weeks later, the Ceausescus were put against the wall of a schoolhouse in Targoviste and shot.
Such is life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:09 PM (LGkrj)
Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm
Enigma - Sadeness
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
Remember October 2016 when we had Hillary's Super Fun Camp for Wayward Deplorables bearing down on us? Are we as gloomy now as were were then? Do you all want to be?
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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I was lurking here back then -- I was too nervous and anxious and depressed about the future to get into social media. But I was getting to know you guys, and some things stuck at out me. Brother Cavil was it, who was taking care of his dad? They would have been the first people Hillary sent to the camps. It made me sick and scared. GOD we dodged a nuclear bomb.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2019 11:10 PM (8dccK)
People are complacent and right now PDT has the economy humming along. No one wants to rock their own boat. People we have talked to hate everyone and everything going on in DC, but feel helpless to take the first step. We'll have to wait for something catastrophic to happen.
Posted by: Moon howler at November 15, 2019 11:11 PM (CZpdf)
Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm
Sink the Pink - AC/DC
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:11 PM (PHrW/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:11 PM (EsKTB)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 11:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:13 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (ykYG2)
--CWII in the USA will be like Mao's Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:13 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 11:14 PM (2DOZq)
That's worst-case scenario.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 11:15 PM (ykYG2)
Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm
Shakira, These Hips Don't Lie
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)
Norah is practically a Hope Sandoval clone.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:16 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (LGkrj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (EsKTB)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (PHrW/)
Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm
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Muskrat Love. Total rodent pr0n.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (PHrW/)
Posted by: Kurt! at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I rate this: Acceptable
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (CDGwz)
Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm)
Richard Berry. Get out of the Car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PguXx82Ttjc
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 11:19 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 11:19 PM (ixnua)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 11:20 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:20 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:21 PM (EsKTB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2019 11:21 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (PHrW/)
--Too obvious.
But then I may be weird: Subtlety is sexy to me.
299 Norah Jones is just a lovely gal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (PHrW/)
--Yes, indeed.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:22 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm)
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I can play this game all night.
I'll lead with:
https://youtu.be/sGQbtyctPmE
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:23 PM (LGkrj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 11:24 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)
90 days if I have a certified professional install it. Which I won't so no warranty at all. So I'll just open it up and plastigage the bearings then put a timing kit on it and put it in.
And that's it for me, I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 11:24 PM (T8A10)
299 Norah Jones is just a lovely gal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (PHrW/)
--Yes, indeed.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:22 PM (OHZm
Couldn't agree more.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 15, 2019 11:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2019 11:25 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:27 PM (EsKTB)
And whichever dude she wrote that for agrees with me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:28 PM (5aX2M)
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Real men always keep an assortment of plastigage on hand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:28 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Emily Nelson at November 15, 2019 11:29 PM (K9d/B)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)
A few, I have posted some songs in the post
Ania Wyszkoni
https://youtu.be/-I-LKGEEE9M
Natalia Kukulska
https://youtu.be/Osv-qXkhp-Y
Not as hard rock as Shonen Knife, but I don't go all heavy metal.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:29 PM (1glZx)
Father Figure. George Michael.
And yes I understand that I may need help.
Hogmartin - That whole Sneaker Pimps album is really good. 6 Underground, Postmodern Tease.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2019 11:29 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:30 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (EsKTB)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (SxBH1)
I need to get a dream interpreter. Last night, I dreamed my balls where hanging down to my knees, and it was very annoying.
Anyone care to venture what this might mean?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (f1Vqw)
299 Norah Jones is just a lovely gal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (PHrW/)
--Yes, indeed.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:22 PM (OHZm
Couldn't agree more.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 15, 2019 11:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
--It is thanks to the lovely Norah Jones that I associate rain on a tin roof with making love. When I was a boy of nine years old, I just loved that sound for drowning out the buzz of mosquitoes around as I slept.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (OHZm8)
Also there is not a bad song on that album, in fact the whole album is on rotation on some classic rock station somewhere.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 15, 2019 11:32 PM (E1uMk)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
More like ugly, hideous vultures.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Emily Nelson
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Unlikely place for a Shakespeare Festival: Anniston Alabama.
Unlikely highway: AL Hwy 21, the Alabama Highway for the Deaf and Blind.
I was always extra cautious when driving that one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:35 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:36 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:37 PM (OHZm8)
https://tinyurl.com/yel3x3zq
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)
What's that 'r' for?
...and I hope you are wearing your Crocs when you post shit like that.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (JSFuc)
NiN - Get Down Make Love always worked on the Goth girls.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:
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Everything from PHM is fuck music. My favorite is Sin:
https://youtu.be/fEWdjtMmqGo
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm
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Cowboy Junkies / A Common Disaster
Late to this, probably my only comment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 15, 2019 11:39 PM (SchxB)
I never gave a whoop in hell about Nixon one way or the other. However, when he left office without pardoning Haldeman, Ehrlichman & Mitchell, I decided Nixon wasn't much of a man.
I still feel that way. There are no excuses for his failure to do that. They were HIS people, far more than Stone was ever Trump's, but the principal is the same.
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:40 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:41 PM (3Z6pZ)
The ONT Classical Music Interlude
"Blest Pair of Sirens" by Sir Hubert Parry. The Choir of Winchester Cathedral and the Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra conducted by David Hill (with scrolling score).
https://youtu.be/gHNvJsGXDjc
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 11:41 PM (7rVsF)
I never gave a whoop in hell about Nixon one way or the other. However, when he left office without pardoning Haldeman, Ehrlichman & Mitchell, I decided Nixon wasn't much of a man.
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Bush, Scooter Libby.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:42 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm
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Cowboy Junkies / A Common Disaster
Late to this, probably my only comment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (WEBkv)
--Hoser!
What songs?
"Swing Low, Sail High" could be the theme song for my divorce.
--and garrett, we all have our guilty pleasures.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:42 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: Starbanker at November 15, 2019 11:43 PM (kf3l1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:44 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2019 11:44 PM (PkVlr)
The wind blows like regret in North Dakota.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:44 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:42 PM (CDGwz)
----!
He did, at least, commute Libby's sentence.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:45 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 11:45 PM (1Vobx)
Well, "Gilda" didn't come out until 1946, but there's a reason Rita Hayworth was GI Joe's favorite pinup girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY2IpSCV-Nk
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:45 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:45 PM (JSFuc)
Late to this, probably my only comment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (WEBkv)
--Hoser!
What songs?
"Swing Low, Sail High" could be the theme song for my divorce.
--and garrett, we all have our guilty pleasures.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:42 PM (OHZm
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Okay, two comments.
Actual album was "Lay it Down" (yeah, I got it wrong, sue me)
Tracks were:
Something More Besides You
&
A Common Disaster
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: garrett
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Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (SxBH1)
Pitchfork Fondue FTW!
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (OHZm8)
Bottom line: I had a very weird afternoon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (CDGwz)
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I performed in that musical twice.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:48 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:48 PM (JSFuc)
I don't see Libby as being in the same position vis a vis the President as the three I mentioned.
It's all in the eye of the beholder. The three I mentioned arguably made Nixon's presidency possible. Nixon stood for the proposition that complete loyalty is a one-way street.
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:48 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 11:49 PM (1Vobx)
I saw that movie with a gay male coworker and he said he nearly turned straight watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQNFCRom7c0
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (d6Ksn)
I don't see Libby as being in the same position vis a vis the President as the three I mentioned.
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Didn't mean to imply that. Just the Pres. stepping in to right a wrong.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (CDGwz)
Bottom line: I had a very weird afternoon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
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No, but I've seen a guy dying and another dead after they tangled with an RV while on a motorcycle.
Made a U Turn in front of the RV.
Never forgot that bloody arm sticking up in the air and quivering.
Okay, I need to stop reading comments.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (WEBkv)
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I saw a little old lady with her brains splattered on the street. Not quite the same thing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (3Z6pZ)
outside of city limits. It is flat as f### up here, you can see you dog
run away for two days. Thankfully, gravity prevents the bullets from
flying to Montana. It got so cold up here last year propane stopped
vaporizing so a lot of people didn't have heat at 40 below. I suggest
buying some long johns, a new car battery, good boots and an ice
scraper. Oh, by the way, if you notice the wind stopped blowing it means
you're dead.
My wife and I loved the week or so we spent stranded in Bismark last summer. As for the winter....I know, I know, but she's from Alberta, which is the same damn thing. I'm sure I could...adjust.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (k5ANL)
https://youtu.be/5N4afR_C3I4
(should go on the pet thread I suppose)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (1glZx)
--Norah belongs on any thread.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (OHZm8)
Bottom line: I had a very weird afternoon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
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Nope. I once saw a twelve year old die by smashing into the wall of a gym on a swinging climb-rope. The shit was fucking brutal. And preventable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:52 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2019 11:52 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Yep you win. I called in sick and spent the day on house chores and digging potatoes.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:53 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:53 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 11:53 PM (1Vobx)
Dilemmas.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2019 11:54 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Sobek at November 15, 2019 11:55 PM (lELxn)
Sure, fella! You have to be really careful about sitting down when you're bareassed naked because you might just end up with a bottle of baby powder up your rear end.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:55 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2019 11:56 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:57 PM (OHZm8)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (3Z6pZ
Actually that sounds way worse.
Sorry. I do not want to derail the thread. Let's not go there.
Bottom line, it was a jarring moment, but I am not squeamish. I was a medic in the Army. But, admittedly, this was a weird day.
Hey. Let's be happy. I love Grand Funk's Queen Bee. Cool song.
Again. Apologies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)
Are you insane?
Slayer's final Tour?
Besides, Slayer destroys Primus, Live. Studio. Whatever.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2019 11:56 PM (I99aF)
I found there is a reason pathologists don't become internists or Family Practitioners. No people skills whatsoever.
Also tends to be true of radiologists.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (d6Ksn)
But I was in MT in the SUMMER, so... there's that. Same for AK. Mighty pretty... in the summer.
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:59 PM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:59 PM (PHrW/)
Slayer's final Tour?
Besides, Slayer destroys Primus, Live. Studio. Whatever.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (JSFuc)
SLAYER, fuck yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (d6Ksn)
An internist knows everything but does nothing.
A surgeon knows nothing but does everything.
A pathologist knows everything and does everything, but too late.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)
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Eh, it's OK. I know what your nic means.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah. I don't have a favorite artist or song. But if I had to answer the question "what is the best single album of your lifetime," it's PHM. Thought that since Columbia House sent it to me in first grade, and I haven't changed my mind. It'll take some hell of an effort to change it.
And that fucked up junkie weirdo was just a kid when he wrote it. I'm glad I'm not him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (5aX2M)
Btw, there's a reason homicide detectives smoke cigars.
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:53 PM (Cssks)
Mrs. Mahon did a dissection of a cadaver as a part of her forensic medicine training. She did well. almost too well... *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)
Also tends to be true of radiologists.
Posted by: DonnaV. at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM
Oh, there's NO question on this. I'm told future pathologists are pulled aside by their med school mentors and given "the talk" about what sort of patients they should treat (dead ones).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:01 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM (3Z6pZ)
Friend of mine who is a very talented guitarist once opined about Rezonr's first LP " Anybody with a decent home studio could have made that."
To which I replied. "Yeah. But, he DID."
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM (PHrW/)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 16, 2019 12:04 AM (2DOZq)
Zod won a Jim Nabors album by calling into a radio station call-in contest. This occurred in Omaha, Nebraska a long time ago.
That is all.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:04 AM (XzT/D)
Good shows all.
But it gets kinda schlocky with Les goffin' all over everything.
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:04 AM (JSFuc)
It hurts trying to think of just, you know, the one.
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (JSFuc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM
Yes. And Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, Tommy the Cat, Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers, My Name Is Mud, Jerry Was a Race-car Driver, and Southbound Pachyderm. To name a few.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (I99aF)
Had to say that, but/because it's true.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (PHrW/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (9Om/r)
YYYYYYAARRGHHH!
Fucking Slayer!
I miss Hanneman, a lot. But who stepped up to the plate? Fucking Gary Holt! fucking love Gary Holt.
I've always thought Exodus was Slayer with a little bit of melody.
but no Dave Lombardo.
Kind of a wash.
What the fuck ever. METAL FUCKING RULES!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2019 12:06 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM
Yes. And Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, Tommy the Cat, Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers, My Name Is Mud, Jerry Was a Race-car Driver, and Southbound Pachyderm. To name a few.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (I99aF)
Shake Hands With Beef
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)
Primus sucks.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM
I saw them open for Rush in Oakland, same tour. That Oakland show is the source for possibly the best Rush bootleg out there.
And yes, Primus sucks!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:07 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Home town of Moloch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (I99aF)
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There's that big brown beaver again. It showed up on thread earlier this week. I guess I'm just not au courant on these things.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:08 AM (3Z6pZ)
Better than St Louis 79?
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:08 AM (JSFuc)
That's the album I listen to when I paint.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (2DOZq)
NIN totally lapped the headliner.
All right, good night.
Hope I can come back more frequently.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (OHZm8)
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM (JSFuc)
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The thing is a 45 or so minute scream of pain and rage. I'm pretty sure that's not a setting on a synth board.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (x8Wzq)
He said he could expand the time range a little.
Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Home town of Moloch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G)
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See, this is why I've never been empaneled on a jury in my life. And likely never will be.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:10 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:08 AM
I think so. They arguably hadn't written some of their best songs by '79. Also, it's a show I attended, so I'm biased.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:11 AM (I99aF)
It's funny - once upon a time, part of my job was to go to Medical Staff department and committee meetings and take minutes. I wasn't a medical person but it didn't take long to notice the differences between the different medical specialties.
The Family Practitioners and Internists and Pediatricians were the nicest but had a tendency to talk alot about problems without making final decisions. (On the minutes, the issue was usually "open" and carried over to the next meeting - for months.)
The shrinks were the worst for beating around the bush and never seeming to solve anything.
The surgeons were very blunt and direct, didn't waste time, "OK, that's solved, let's move on." Same with cardiologists.
But I was also in charge of setting up the computers for Powerpoint presentations and stuff and if something went haywire (which usually was a matter of not plugging some cord in correctly), you DID want it to happen in a surgery meeting. They were not forgiving.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 16, 2019 12:11 AM (d6Ksn)
"It's the first time I've ever seen a liberal mad about chopping up a baby."
God bless the south.
https://tinyurl.com/yjbko2re
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2019 12:11 AM (iIUKh)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=eWI5tyS_sTg
Or A Night Like This by Caro Emerald
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=74LXx0wSqMI
(syncopation, that is a hook for me, you know?)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 12:11 AM (1glZx)
Nobody cares about fake tears.
NOBODY
Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (aR6C/)
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (JSFuc)
Oops, should be DID NOT want it to happen in a surgery meeting.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (JSFuc)
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (JSFu
Sexist forehead alive.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 16, 2019 12:13 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:14 AM (PHrW/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 16, 2019 12:14 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM
The '92 Oakland show was a DAT from the soundboard. It was meant to be a gift to Primus (since Oakland was their "home show"), but the tape was stolen. Next thing you know, lots of CDs from Italy...
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:15 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 12:15 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:15 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:15 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2019 12:16 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:16 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 16, 2019 12:17 AM (DOAFl)
Up to Lexington and one two five,
Feel sick and dirty,
And just barely alive.
Hey, white boy-- whatcha doin' uptown?
Hey white boy-- you chasin' our women around?
Oh pardon me, Sir
It's furtherest from my mind.
I'm just waiting for a dear, dear friend of mine.
Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2019 12:17 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (3Z6pZ)
I can name my own all-time caffeine buzz. It was in 1991 and cost me a job that I loved.
I saw some Mtn Dew KickStart at the store today. Tagline: "Contains enough caffeine to kill 9 ordinary men!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)
Well, this morning I had to bribe the local Humane Society to spay my pup.
Next I had to bribe Home Depot to give me some lumber to repair my deck.
Then I bribed Costco into giving me a bunch of toilet paper, a big bag of roasted unsalted peanuts, two dozen eggs, a couple of big tins of Italian cookies, and a hot dog and Pepsi.
Then I had to make a little quid pro quo arrangement with a Costco gas pump to juice up my car.
I went to pick up my pup. Turns out that while they had her open, they discovered she had an umbilical hernia so I had to bribe them another $60 when I picked her up.
Finally, I bribed some Mexican into giving me an al pastor super burrito, ultimate nachos, and a flautas plata.
Yet another day full of high crimes and misdemeanors.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (BaHwF)
Primus sucks.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM (PHrW/)
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and the best band played "First!"
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 12:19 AM (NqeSm)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 16, 2019 12:17 AM (DOAFl)
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That was the ex-wife's favorite.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (5aX2M)
Plain old coffee works for me. Sorry to be boring.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (d6Ksn)
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Dude! You're practically President!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (3Z6pZ)
Kindltot, LOL
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 16, 2019 12:21 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:22 AM (XzT/D)
I personally would never drink one of those 5-Hour Energy things. I'd probably end up killing myself somehow. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)
Grace Slick, "Don't You Need Somebody to Love?"
I could think of something more obscure & less obvious, but... why?
Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2019 12:23 AM (Cssks)
Kahlua.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (1glZx)
Mine, apparently is bourbon with a Voodoo Ranger IPA chaser.
because I want to fuck shit up. I am in a mood.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:24 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:25 AM (x8Wzq)
I saw some Mtn Dew KickStart at the store today. Tagline: "Contains enough caffeine to kill 9 ordinary men!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)
Jolt cola. All the sugar and twice the caffiene.
I do recall when Red Bull and Vodka was big in London around the turn of the century. It had not hit the US yet but it went pretty crazy soon after.
I was never really a caffiene guy. By far the biggest hit I took was too much vivarin for a long study night. i recall my hands shaking. That was certainly the biggest Caffeine hit for me.
Posted by: Quint at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (XzT/D)
Yes, I checked and double-checked to make sure that space was in there
Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)
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I could go for just plain old Doz right about now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Stethoscope
Posted by: Sock Monkey..odor eaters not included at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (JRHyo)
I remember sometimes, back in my coffee days, being able to watch my blood vessels twitch in my arm... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)
*********
My dad was a mortician. I've seen a lot of stuff most people never see.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 16, 2019 12:33 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:33 AM (3Z6pZ)
My boss was really lacing into YD today... he blackmailed me.
We've been pushing really hard the last couple weeks. We've been working really hard on it, crazy hours. We met our contractual obligations, but it turns out that we need to put in some extra hours... And this fucking bully intimidated me into working even MOAR HOURS, just so he'd look good.
I'ma sue his evil ass in the HoR, and believe you me, I'ma turn on the waterworks when I do.
I mean - it's obvious.
He was trying to bribe me. If I continued on not doing a job, but collecting a paycheck for it, I'd have been fine. But this unscrupulous sonofabitch demanded labor for money.
I'm on the payroll. I should receive pay for 80hrs, because I need to spend 40hrs charging retro videogames and organic sandwiches to the company card. Anything short of that isn't just bribery - it's extortion.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:35 AM (5aX2M)
Zod's new band name: Footwell Cramped.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:38 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:39 AM (2B9A/)
You just can't even.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:40 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2019 12:40 AM (L2ZTs)
I
Umm, er...
Hmm.
Oooh, look at the time.
'Night Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:40 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 16, 2019 12:42 AM (2DOZq)
So I gave up the energy drinks without regret.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:42 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:42 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:43 AM (2B9A/)
5. Meet your flight's newly sworn-in air marshal, Alec Baldwin
4. Mid-flight, the pilot switches the fine jet fuel he usually uses with Folger's Crystals
3. The in-flight entertainment is Taylor Swift doing her tribute to Yoko Ono
2. Your favorite stewardess is sucked out the window and into the jet engine
1. You're seated next to Adam Schiff
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)
we picked up a car from the impound yard, towed it back, then discovered it was drive-able, once the battery was charged up, etc.
i got to drive it to auction, starred windshield and all, where both the driver and the passenger had gone head first into the windshield, then had their long hair ripped out by the roots as they were thrown back.
(yeah, no seat belts, apparently)
damn sure i buckled up before i drove off the lot.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 12:46 AM (NqeSm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:46 AM (2B9A/)
You'll need closer to a half a section or so for a proper long rifle range, though.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 09:44 PM (JSFuc)
With a hill for backstop, you could get a hundred-yard range in on three acres, provided the adjoining land was not also 3-acre plots with homes on them.
My place here is 3 acres, but it lacks any natural backstop. Does not stop me from shooting at gophers, though, because ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 12:47 AM (/sgva)
I almost quit lurking and checked out for the night before hitting the answer on Old nurse's joke. Whew! That might've haunted my dreams.
So now I can quit lurking and check out for the night. And sleep peacefully.
♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker - is watching you at November 16, 2019 12:47 AM (5RITs)
I'll be dadgummed. Tonight's Twilight Zone is where Jack Warden is a prisoner on a deserted planet and gets a sexbot delivered to him.
Anyway, a young Ted Knight (Ted Baxter) played a bit part as one of the delivery crew.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2019 12:48 AM (f1Vqw)
Did not want details.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:49 AM (2B9A/)
Or some shit.
None of this makes any sense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:49 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM (5aX2M)
Old and busted: Trump-era enthusiasts have to purchase fuckdolls.
New Hotness: Elizabeth Warren-era free school, free healthcare, free food, state-issued free fuckdoll.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM (5aX2M)
You all right tonight or are you going for the Crispin Glover on his birthday strangeness?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:53 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM
Which is programed to withhold sex from you for not displaying sufficient wokeness. (They're REALLY working on this. I shit you not.)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:57 AM (I99aF)
None of this makes any sense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:49 AM (5aX2M)
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which is why it on the ONT, and thus DOES make sense.
you're welcome.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 12:57 AM (NqeSm)
They shot his sexbot. He got a pardon, and they came to bring him back, but he didn't want to leave without her. So the they shot her, to show she was nothing but a machine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2019 12:58 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:53 AM (2B9A/)
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Ok, all this makes perfect sense to me, but I've been awake for 50+ hours so I might be putting loose shit on the blog.
Maybe I should go to bed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:58 AM (5aX2M)
displaying sufficient wokeness. (They're REALLY working on this. I shit
you not.)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:57 AM (I99aF)
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naw, it just withholds sex because it can, just like flesh and blood women of today....
and yesterday.
and tomorrow.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 12:59 AM (NqeSm)
Posted by: ShaNayNay, Official Sign Language Interpreter for Lesbian Midgets of Color Soviet Collective 2020 at November 16, 2019 01:01 AM (nWzqh)
Saturday morning. The sullen rabble sitting in plastic chairs in a grimy, noisome waiting-room, "take a number," curt, fat counter attendants, no documents, wrong documents, no habla, test drives, broken units, wild kids, abandoned dolls, frustration, take a number...
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:02 AM (XzT/D)
New Hotness: Elizabeth Warren-era free school, free healthcare, free food, state-issued free fuckdoll.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM (XzT/D)
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comes with vaginal dryness and chronic yeast/UTI infections standard, as are migraines, cramps, and distemper.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 01:02 AM (NqeSm)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 16, 2019 01:02 AM (3JQ/p)
This is the nutzoid fucking world that continues to devolve around us.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 01:03 AM (I99aF)
Saturday morning. The sullen rabble sitting in
plastic chairs in a grimy, noisome waiting-room, "take a number," curt,
fat counter attendants, no documents, wrong documents, no habla, test
drives, broken units, wild kids, abandoned dolls, frustration, take a
number...
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:02 AM (XzT/D)
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and that is different from marriage, how?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 01:03 AM (NqeSm)
Nobody gets a fuckdoll with the "sensible, conservative" Voice-Pak. Why would you do that?
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:04 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 01:04 AM (5aX2M)
Jack Warden is a prisoner on a deserted planet and gets a sexbot
delivered to him.
Anyway, a young Ted Knight (Ted Baxter) played a bit part as one of the delivery crew.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2019 12:48 AM (f1Vqw)
And he blows her face off in the end. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2019 01:05 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 01:04 AM (5aX2M)
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quitter.... wimp.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 01:06 AM (NqeSm)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 01:03 AM (NqeSm)
Emissions inspection: FAIL
Yep, mawwidge.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:07 AM (XzT/D)
https://tinyurl.com/yzcpmm6c
https://tinyurl.com/yjer6nsx
https://tinyurl.com/yjdamoja
https://tinyurl.com/yeh72cu3
Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (qAR6u)
All but one of these are broken. tinyurl has been flaky as hell for a few days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 01:09 AM (/sgva)
Resistance is foreplay.
The Doll Will Assimilate.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:09 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: My Dealer Shot My Pimp at November 16, 2019 01:09 AM (nWzqh)
Posted by: BamaGuy at November 16, 2019 01:12 AM (yUqxU)
"Well, mister, I can fix it, but it'd be cheaper to just buy a new one."
"Cheap Chinese junk."
"Tell me about it." (Packs up fuckdoll-repair tools). "You get what you pay for."
"Yep. Huh." (Pause) "Sauy, you deal with these things all the time. Do you know if people just...*don't* fix 'em, and keep using 'em...?"
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:13 AM (XzT/D)
Sure, you can usually keep using them, as long as they aren't 110V...hose 'em out, wrap the hoohaw in duct tape, maybe in your case take the leg the rest of the way off, get 'er an eyepatch and a stuffed parrot...
Posted by: Sexbot Repairman at November 16, 2019 01:16 AM (nWzqh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 01:09 AM
I've always used bit.ly and never had a problem.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 01:18 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:23 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 01:24 AM (1glZx)
"Having my Baby", by Paul Anka.
And all the very surprised dad's get
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:24 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (+dLD3)
Helene watched him with her good eye, contemplating the years, the abuse, the affection that gradually turned to ennui, then neglect, and finally a mixture of pity, contempt, and vague unease. She could sense it all, see his calculation, knew that someday she would be cast out with only the smallest of regrets and no small measure of eagerness. She also knew that she would never let that happen...
Posted by: Sexbot Repairman at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (nWzqh)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (oQp6r)
Yet another day full of high crimes and misdemeanors.
Posted by: Average Guy
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What, no extortion? My employer asked me to do some work. I told them no dice unless they paid me. I'm posting under a pseudonym in case the FBI is lurking.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:28 AM (+dLD3)
So ONT, not gonna lie, have not read the comments, But I just Love President Trump, I just do
Posted by: lousagirl
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And I hate his enemies, can't help it. I'm watching that idiot Lawrence O'Donnell talking about "the tweet...that could be a CRIME" and praying for the day when the truth is revealed.
#twoweeks, I'm told
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2019 01:29 AM (13CQC)
No one wants a fuckdoll that accuses you of rape the next day, either.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2019 01:30 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I see swimming pools and movie stars in your future.
Posted by: Miklos Clampett at November 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:33 AM (+dLD3)
I'd be shocked if that Scene-Pak *didn't* actually cost extra.
It's a weird world.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:34 AM (XzT/D)
"Hello. I wish to speak to Schiff..."
Posted by: Miklos, taking editorial liberties at November 16, 2019 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (+dLD3)
I don't know the man, but I know what he's doing.
And I love what he's doing.
Fealty though, is a thing. And he has my fealty, loyalty and devotion.
Though I'd hesitate to die for him, I'd saddle up and take down his/your/ours/mine enemies to defend him, quick as you please.
To die for him? I'll hope truly, that such is never required. Not that my life is all that more important than his, but I kinda LIKE it here, you know?
That said, in defending him should I go down, I'll pray it's atop upon a mountain of spent brass and slain enemies.
Our lives should not be forfeit on the cheap.
Make it expensive.
Make them PAY.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:37 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos Clampett at November 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
********
See ment ponds
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 16, 2019 01:38 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Miklos Clampett at November 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
There used to be a well on the same quarter, about 300 yards from my house. They did a workover, put a pumpjack on it; it pumped for a few weeks and shut down, and several years later they did an abandonment. Nothing left, now. I think there may be some potential for a deeper play in the Duvernay Shale, but I don't have mineral rights in any case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 01:38 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2019 01:39 AM (oQp6r)
Make them PAY.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
I think you have been slotted in as a commerce raider in the mold of Raphael Semmes.
Posted by: Miklos, Admiral of the Ocean Sea at November 16, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:40 AM (+dLD3)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:43 AM (+dLD3)
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:45 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Miklos, Admiral of the Ocean Sea at November 16, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Far worse.
I'm a lone agent, with no accomplice, communications, confederates or lackeys.
One shot, and I'm gone for weeks or months, until the next shot.
And never the same Method of Operations repeated, ever.
Not to mention never the same barrel, chambering or ballistics.
Or "profile" of target.
Most of you have never gamed this shit out to the minute detail.
'Bout damn time that you do, capiche?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:45 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:45 AM (+dLD3)
No. You will continue to game this shit out to the minutest detail.
Zod will go to bed.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:48 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 01:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Miklos, about to yawn at November 16, 2019 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:43 AM (+dLD3)
I think it was DeMille, in WWII, who produced the "Why We Fight" films.
Short version.
lousagirl is "Why We Fight".
I'll ask only that she allow her visage to adorn a U.S. combat aircraft as nose-art, in the Vargas tradition.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
Produced? The US government was the producer.
Frank Capra directed.
Posted by: Miklos, picking nits at November 16, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:52 AM (+dLD3)
Zod will go to bed.
Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:48 AM (XzT/D)
Careful, you.
My scope is calibrated in increments of "Minute of Zod."
You're well within my margin of error.
And I don't flinch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:53 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:54 AM (+dLD3)
Those were nits well picked.
*nods*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:55 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 01:58 AM (/sgva)
You're good. You should write a blog or something. Ya got a newsletter?
Posted by: General Ferdi at November 16, 2019 01:58 AM (vqIkG)
Blonde Morticia, remedy, look up Lawrence O'Donnell stop the hammering, probably one of the funniest fking videos I have ever seen, but it's the one someone dubbed with President Trump fucking w with him!@
Posted by: lousagirl
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It took some digging, but I found it. omg!!!! lolol
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2019 01:59 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 02:01 AM (+dLD3)
And I do more than my fair share to help warm the globe.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 02:01 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 02:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 02:07 AM (ZCEU2)
And thinking I misspelled some words, forgive me haha
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 02:07 AM (+dLD3)
I'm off to the snoozer, too, y'all.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 02:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 02:11 AM (+dLD3)
Posted by: Helene at November 16, 2019 02:12 AM (nWzqh)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 02:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Waffles In The News
So... this happened in Alabama and you thought about North Dakota?
Man... I need to stop "tuning-in" late and start reading the comments on the ONT before I chime-in, I suppose.
It was an excellent story, however. I might have just left without an Example to follow.
Lesson I learned? ...Be The Example.
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 16, 2019 02:45 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 16, 2019 02:58 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos, and "Geg" from Bangalore was so helpful with all relevant issues at November 16, 2019 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Universe at November 16, 2019 03:22 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Warbling Canid at November 16, 2019 03:40 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 16, 2019 04:22 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: JT at November 16, 2019 04:56 AM (arJlL)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2019 04:56 AM (+GZwa)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 02:21 AM (ZCEU2)
We better step it up.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 16, 2019 04:58 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 16, 2019 04:59 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 05:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 16, 2019 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at November 16, 2019 05:47 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2019 05:47 AM (UUkQp)
Mornin', Vic. What's the good word?
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 16, 2019 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)
Neighbor lady came over and cleaned my kitchen for me yesterday. I can't find a GD thing now.
Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 05:53 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 05:58 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
NOOD
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 06:03 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2019 06:04 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: MauserMedic at November 16, 2019 09:15 AM (tTUWT)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2019 09:33 AM (Dh1wo)
I found there is a reason pathologists don't become internists or Family Practitioners. No people skills whatsoever.
Also tends to be true of radiologists.
Been working with radiologists for 30 years now. It's improved in that they rarely throw things at techs anymore, and the HR departments and lawyers have shut down some the other shenanigans with you female techs. Now it's pretty much how much can you put up with a complete lack of awareness that the universe doesn't revolve around them.
Posted by: MauserMedic at November 16, 2019 10:00 AM (tTUWT)
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