My Country 'tis Of Thee, Sweet Land Of ONT, Of Thee I Sing

Good evening, and welcome to Friday night.

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Waffles In The News

A Waffle House worker was left working alone — so customers jumped in to help

This happened in real America, Alabama to be precise. I am seriously about this close ----[ ]---- to packing up and moving to North Dakota. Does anyone know what the laws in ND are regarding firing weapons on your own property? How much land do you have to own before you can put a personal shooting range on it? (I could see myself living someplace like this. Now the reality is that we probably won't move until Little is done high school, but after that, I'm planting a big ole' GTT sign in the front yard)

Demon of Envy This is pretty funny if you follow hockey – more specifically hockey fandom.


Seaking of Hockey


Don Cherry got fired this week, for the egregious crime of...well, see for yourself

That's right. For the crime of suggesting that people who have immigrated to Canada should show respect for Canada's war dead, the living legend was fired.


Naturally the leftists were doing handsprings of joy over claiming the scalp (oh, can I say that? Or is it offensive to Indians First Nations People?) of an old man who loves his country. Funny thing is, many of the same people vigorously defended Prime Minister Blackface. Odd, that.

Related: The Show-Trial Rhetoric That Took Down a Charter-School Founder


Amusement Break!

Anyone care for a “ride”?


History Minute

This History Of New England

You think you know all there is to know about New England? Think again. Click to learn about the New England you didn't know.

The thread is worth a click through, lots of details including pictures of the ammo in question.

Frightful Realities of the Civil War

About 2% of all Americans living at the time lost their lives in service to their countries. If CWII comes about, and has a similar casualty rate, that would be six and a half million people.

Italian Fascism in Maturity D’Amato discusses the rule of the Fascist Party in Italy and draws parallels to American politics.


And finally: 9 Reasons to Thank the USSR: How We Got the Cold War Wrong

#5: THE REAL MENACE: Joseph McCarthy barely believed a word he said and found zero communists in government roles.

The Venona project would like a word.


Guy's got a book coming out on the subject, it should be a big hit with the Tankies. I can't wait to not buy it and I really can't wait to not read it. Although I have to say, he really missed the boat by not publishing his article in the New York Times. That's the traditional venue for pro-Soviet propaganda.


Musical Interlude



I introduced the ONT to Mary Prankster a few years back. It was hard to limit myself to just 3 songs, her whole catalog is great. Tits and Whiskey, Mercyfuck, Punk Rock Heaven... I could go on and on. In my opinion, she's the most gifted lyricist to come out of the Baltimore area since Frank Zappa.

Anyhow, she's mostly retired now, but she'll be doing 2 shows in the area at the end of this month for Pranksgiving. I already have tickets for the second show, but Moron Furious George has two tickets to the show at the Ottobar in Baltimore on the 29th. Sadly, he can't make it, and he'd love for them to go to a fellow Moron. If anyone is interested, email me (my nic at gee, mail!) and I'll put the two of you in contact.


Politics


If Michael Doran Were on Wall Street, He’d Be a Billionaire Excellent article about the cost of being right in DC.

When asked to describe his approach to foreign policy, he insists it’s just good, old-fashioned realism.

“It’s foreign policy realism based on states and their interests,” he said. “It’s what realism would look like if the people who call themselves realists were actually true to the intellectual principles that they claim to espouse.”

Instead, he continued, too many of these people, under the sway of progressive politics, turned to moralism instead. “Progressivism,” he said, “is a modernist Protestant utopianism that believes in the perfectibility of mankind and believes the U.S. should be the vanguard bringing about the perfection of humanity. Trump revealed to us that much of the foreign policy elite on the right is simply the muscular wing of this progressivism. So traditional ideas going all the way back to Thucydides about how states should protect their interests are discarded, and a call for prudence is very easily depicted as a debased, immoral position.”


Read the whole thing.

Robert Mueller mum on FBI scandal in Boston This is not Mueller's first rodeo with an organized criminal enterprise.


Public Service Announcment

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Good News, Everybody!

Pregnant Florida mom uses AR-15 to kill home intruder
Well done, ma'am. The little one's going to have one hell of a mother, that's for sure.


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Comments

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1 'Evening.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2019 09:39 PM (DTX3h)

2 First?

Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 15, 2019 09:40 PM (F7Xdn)

3 ZODTIFA.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 09:42 PM (XzT/D)

4 Shouldn't have paused for that last sip of whiskey.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 15, 2019 09:42 PM (F7Xdn)

5 Hey

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 09:43 PM (OHZm8)

6 7

Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 09:43 PM (ixnua)

7 lucky !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 15, 2019 09:44 PM (JwHjN)

8 The right 40-50 acres and you'll be fine for a nice little range.

You'll need closer to a half a section or so for a proper long rifle range, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 09:44 PM (JSFuc)

9 Evening Horde

Posted by: wing at November 15, 2019 09:45 PM (JFzNN)

10 Evening Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 09:45 PM (Y4EXg)

11 Ah, SJW's. Too heavy for trebuchet projectiles...


Wait, let's practice some more with that one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 09:45 PM (7ULem)

12 Hello, Stopped to read the content.

Posted by: JAS at November 15, 2019 09:46 PM (DBGf/)

13 still roomy

Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2019 09:46 PM (Y274z)

14 "I hope this rockus hits you in the dickus"?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 09:46 PM (Y4EXg)

15 Hello? Hello? *tap tap tap* Is this thing on?

Posted by: the Butcher at November 15, 2019 09:47 PM (OonSC)

16 Hey, Little Girl.

Quick question :
Is your Daddy home?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 15, 2019 09:47 PM (JSFuc)

17 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 09:48 PM (EqKj1)

18 Microsoft hires Eric Holder to audit AnyVision over use of facial recognition on Palestinians

According to five sources, AnyVision's technology has powered a secret military surveillance project that has monitored Palestinians in the West Bank.

Posted by: SMOD at November 15, 2019 09:48 PM (X5CsJ)

19 BTW - I knew about the sling stone messages from like thirty years ago.


You realize the message to teh sultan from the Zaporozhian Cossacks was only the most formal expression of soldierly respect.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 09:48 PM (7ULem)

20 Wyoming, Not Dakota. But don't tell anyone.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 15, 2019 09:49 PM (Fxgkp)

21 ND is gun friendly but you got to learn to shoot in both the rain and the cold

Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 09:49 PM (EqKj1)

22 Is Kurt around? Because he needs to give me a break, I got totally worked today.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (2N7oZ)

23 ONT Hot 25?

Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (7WaWV)

24 I found ice cream that only has 4 carbs per PINT!

Guess what I'm doing.

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (T8A10)

25 Anybody who says Epstein killed himself gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Boss at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (l3+k2)

26 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 09:48 PM (EqKj1)

answer with a sharp Ho!

Posted by: SGT. Toomey at November 15, 2019 09:50 PM (n13/j)

27 How "we" got the Cold War wrong?

Who is "we" Kemosabe?

Looks to me like "we" should have invaded Berkely and Columbia Uni, Ann Arbor, Madison, Iowa City et al, instead of Bien Hoa. I don't hate the Vietnamese, far from it. But again, it's too convenient that our own borders are unsecured while worrying about the Crimeans or the Donbas. America should have crushed the Reds when America had the chance.

All the shitshow you've been witnessing for the last 50 years, every bit of it, is laid right at their feet, with Malice Aforethought. Don't ever doubt it.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2019 09:51 PM (Br0CP)

28 Google's weekly town halls, internally known as "TGIF" meetings, have been emblematic of the company's professed belief in a transparent corporate culture, giving employees a chance to talk with management about plans for the future. But faced with an ongoing parade of leaks, Google is cutting the meetings back to once a month and shifting the focus away from employees' political concerns.

Today, Google CEO Sundar Pichai said in an email to staff, which was obtained by The Verge, that the formerly weekly TGIF meetings will now be held monthly and will focus only "on product and business strategy."

Posted by: SMOD at November 15, 2019 09:52 PM (X5CsJ)

29 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 09:52 PM (YGF2X)

30 Ken Starr's a fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (LGkrj)

31 Anybody who fucks with my favorite hockey ambassador, Don Cherry, is an ass clown.

Get a fucking life!

Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (wo3c/)

32 Cold night tonight, I can hear the trains three miles away.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)

33 ND shooting, and wind

Fooking windy year round
Rainy in spring, summer and fall
Cold as shit in winter

Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (EqKj1)

34 Julian Rathbone's The Last English King was a fine anti-Bastard rant on behalf of Harold Godwinson. Told from the perspective of a Saxon in Byzantium.

Rathbone's book, I think, paved the way to Brexit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (ykYG2)

35 28
Google's weekly town halls, internally known as "TGIF" meetings, have
been emblematic of the company's professed belief in a transparent
corporate culture, giving employees a chance to talk with management
about plans for the future. But faced with an ongoing parade of leaks,
Google is cutting the meetings back to once a month and shifting the
focus away from employees' political concerns.

Today, Google CEO
Sundar Pichai said in an email to staff, which was obtained by The
Verge, that the formerly weekly TGIF meetings will now be held monthly
and will focus only "on product and business strategy."


Posted by: SMOD at November 15, 2019 09:52 PM (X5CsJ)


BWA-HA-HA! The spies are everywhere!


Everywhere!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (7ULem)

36 Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Tom mf'n Bombadil, frolicking through the ONT at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (t+qrx)

37 Yourus Mommus wearus Combatus Bootus

Posted by: Insultius at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (ixnua)

38 >> I found ice cream that only has 4 carbs per PINT!

>>Guess what I'm doing


Olestra Brand Ice Cream?

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (JSFuc)

39 Nice AR15 story. Love the husband's after-action-report:

"He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR *did its thing.*"

"Did its thing." Thats...that's beautiful, man.

CWII: Let's Do Our Thing.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (XzT/D)

40 You would think the Danes would have a better way to line up the dropee than to use the guy's big toe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (ufFY8)

41 Ree reee reeee

I'm a total fag.

Ree reeeee ree

Posted by: Ken Starr at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (LGkrj)

42

* peers into the abyss called the ONT

* steps back from the edge

Posted by: Road Warrior at November 15, 2019 09:55 PM (JRHyo)

43 Olestra Brand Ice Cream?
Posted by: garrett
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Probably Halo brand

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2019 09:56 PM (UUBmN)

44 Shouldn't the guy with the eagle on his arm have a red MAGA cap on?

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at November 15, 2019 09:56 PM (Rbu5d)

45 Before checking the link, I assumed the Cold War article was from Cracked. They write stupid stuff like that all the time.

Daily Beast is always a good second choice, though.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 09:56 PM (2PXwn)

46 You would think the Danes would have a better way to line up the dropee than to use the guy's big toe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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I suppose that using a stick would be déclassé.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (xSo9G)

47 32 Cold night tonight, I can hear the trains three miles away.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)


It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (TdMsT)

48 Thanks for the ONT.

While the divisions today vs Civil war may be kind of similar, the problem is that they are not n=really 'regional'. Even In blue enclaves like washington or California, there are a lot of conservatives. Even in Texas you have Austin. Things go south, it will be a whirling salad shooter of blood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2B9A/)

49 * peers into the abyss called the ONT



* steps back from the edge

Posted by: Road Warrior at November 15, 2019 09:55 PM (JRHyo)



Sometimes the ONT stares back.






















Posted by: Shit Nietzsche Said at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2N7oZ)

50 Olestra Brand Ice Cream?
Posted by: garrett

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Grease U Up!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (XVuno)

51 >>Probably Halo brand Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2019 09:56 PM (UUBmN)

"Humans require ice cream. Eat the ice cream."

Posted by: The robot in the youtube Halo Top ad at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (XzT/D)

52 Wanna get Canadians riled up? Mess with hockey and Canadian hockey legends.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (l3+k2)

53 gotta got get the coals going to cook dinner...

semi-gourmet hangburgers...

BBL, if anyone cares.

or, even if you don't.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (YGF2X)

54 Cold night tonight, I can hear the trains three miles away.
Posted by: GGE
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Horns, locos, or track noise?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (xSo9G)

55 And goes into the barrel.

Posted by: Shit Nietzsche Said at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (2N7oZ)

56 The Romans liked to write messages on their sling stones, rather like soldiers wrote messages on bombs during WW2.

One message we've found on a sling bullet? I hope this hits you in the dick.

In Latin, of course. People haven't changed at all.



That's very funny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (lEMIS)

57 Look - I'm dumb as hell (im an artist) and just pissed off my husband asking this ( he said I asked three times and he answered 3 times):
How did Manafort, Stone, and Flynn get to trial so fast? Isnt the issue for Brennan, Comey, &c that we are waiting for indictments?
I realize there are 2 systems but how are there 2 systens for getting stuff to trial?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (E3FAu)

58 40
You would think the Danes would have a better way to line up the dropee than to use the guy's big toe.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (ufFY

Europe is a combination of authoritarianism, cloying nanny-state, and total "they f*^$ing let you go and do that without a license unsupervised" so it is really hard to kind of place them. Of course each country is different, because Portugaul isn't Poland and Germany is not Greece.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (7ULem)

59 Julian Rathbone's The Last English King was a fine anti-Bastard rant on behalf of Harold Godwinson. Told from the perspective of a Saxon in Byzantium.

Rathbone's book, I think, paved the way to Brexit.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (ykYG2)


Only difference being that the Normans at least didn't expect the Saxons to celebrate being conquered.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (2PXwn)

60 Cold night tonight, I can hear the trains three miles away.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)

It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (TdMsT)


No, the trains run whether it's humid or not.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

61 D'Amato discusses the rule of the Fascist Party in Italy and draws parallels to American politics.

Which page has two footnotes, the second devoted entirely to Jonah Goldberg's "Liberal Fascism".

oy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:00 PM (ykYG2)

62 Yourus Mommus wearus Combatus Bootus
Posted by: Insultius

I hope this hits you in your Biggus Dickus

https://tinyurl.com/ygpynyor

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at November 15, 2019 10:00 PM (VNfwt)

63 Wanna get Canadians riled up? Mess with hockey and Canadian hockey legends.
Posted by: davidt
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Bobby Orr was a poofter. Just saying...

Posted by: Not on your life at November 15, 2019 10:00 PM (vfOIM)

64 I realize there are 2 systems but how are there 2 systens for getting stuff to trial?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 15, 2019 09:59 PM (E3FAu)

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Depends on if you are working for or against the people who wage the lawfare on behalf of the State and Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:01 PM (LGkrj)

65 Overall, the U.S. never fell behind the Soviet Union in the development of nuclear weaponry

Ahem.

Posted by: Tsar Bomba! at November 15, 2019 10:01 PM (I2/tG)

66 Which page has two footnotes, the second devoted entirely to Jonah Goldberg's "Liberal Fascism".



oy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:00 PM (ykYG2)


Give me a break, I didn't actually mean any of that crap.

Posted by: Jonah G. at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (2N7oZ)

67 This afternoon, a 10 point buck was just lounging around in my front yard just taking his good ole' time doing nothing. I see does and fawns all the time but this was very unusual.
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)

68 Is Kurt around? Because he needs to give me a break, I got totally worked today.

Posted by: Adam Schiff
________

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I snitched on Kurt
He can't help you

Posted by: WaterCow at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (nk2mF)

69 Nice AR15 story. Love the husband's after-action-report:

"He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR *did its thing.*"

"Did its thing." Thats...that's beautiful, man.

CWII: Let's Do Our Thing.
Posted by: Zod



"He made it from my back door to roughly 200 feet out in the front ditch before the AR sang him the song of his people"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (dEvh1)

70 Things go south, it will be a whirling salad shooter of blood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2B9A/)


And that's gonna be the hell of it. Nearly everyone I work with at college is a liberal, even a flaming liberal; and yet I like many of them personally. I would hate to see them get purged.

But how many of them would purge me at the drop of a hat?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)

71 67 This afternoon, a 10 point buck was just lounging around in my front yard just taking his good ole' time doing nothing. I see does and fawns all the time but this was very unusual.
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)


My neighborhood is overrun with deer. In the city...

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

72 65
Overall, the U.S. never fell behind the Soviet Union in the development of nuclear weaponry



Ahem.

Posted by: Tsar Bomba! at November 15, 2019 10:01 PM (I2/tG



Sounds like someone is a little insecure IYKWIMAITTYD,

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (7ULem)

73 In Texas they can not prohibit shooting/hunting on your land if you own 10 acres or more. Not sure how that works inside the city limits but living in town sucks green diseased Obama cock so who cares.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (Vad70)

74 Things go south, it will be a whirling salad shooter of blood.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2B9A/)


Sort of like the first part of the finale of American Horror Story the other day, with the woodchipper.
Except times six million.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (ufFY8)

75 Cold night tonight, I can hear the trains three miles away.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)

It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (TdMsT)

No, the trains run whether it's humid or not.
Posted by: hogmartin


Snort.

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (dEvh1)

76 Who says you can't fight City Hall?
https://tinyurl.com/yhmuntk8

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (T8A10)

77 >>I would hate to see them get purged.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)

Exceptions cannot be made.

Posted by: The robot in the youtube Halo Top ad at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (XzT/D)

78 I live in South Western Minnesota on an acerage, that's the term for a house that used to be a farm but is no longer. I rent ten acres, the house and two outbuildings, a garage and a quonset. My landlord farms the 240 acres surrounding my house.
Anyway, I shoot anything I desire any time I desire. Rifle, pistol, black powder... Often using Tenerite as a fun multiplier. I've had neighbors drive into the yard during our firing range operations, bringing their own weapons and joining in. North Dakota will be much the same, good God fearing Americans, bring long underwear. Around here we say there's a beautiful woman behind every tree in ND, the problem is birds did of old age flying from tree to tree.

Posted by: Allen Ness at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (IrtFP)

79 It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)

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That's probably why. He found a place with lots of does, where no one can hunt. If he's a big ol' five-by, those does are his with no effort or risk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (LGkrj)

80 Oops..Zod, not robot.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 10:05 PM (XzT/D)

81 This afternoon, a 10 point buck was just lounging around in my front yard just taking his good ole' time doing nothing. I see does and fawns all the time but this was very unusual.
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)


Do you live in an area with CWD? Because that makes them bumble around stupid, for a few weeks before they die. I saw one last year that looked like it was drunk, wandering around under a highway overpass between two busy roads by a small shopping center.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:05 PM (t+qrx)

82 The Mary Prankster songs are very humorous.

The first one reminds me of a conversation I had with an older regular of mine.

I was complaining that every woman I had dated was psycho. He asked what person they all had in common. I laughed and said "Me".

Not content yet, he asked "Did they seem crazy when you started going out with them?"

I said "No".

He said "Are you learning anything yet?"

I didn't complain to him about my girlfriends anymore.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 10:05 PM (iIUKh)

83 No, the trains run whether it's humid or not.
Posted by: hogmartin


You may be cute, but you're a smartass.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

84 Olestra Brand Ice Cream?

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 09:54 PM (JSFuc)


Rebel Creamery.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (T8A10)

85 73 In Texas they can not prohibit shooting/hunting on your land if you own 10 acres or more. Not sure how that works inside the city limits but living in town sucks green diseased Obama cock so who cares.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (Vad70)

A) city ordinance can ban discharging a firearm within incorporated city limits.

b) finding a 10 acre tract inside anybody's city limits would be pretty darn rare.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

86 How did Manafort, Stone, and Flynn get to trial so fast? Isnt the issue for Brennan, Comey, &c that we are waiting for indictments?
I realize there are 2 systems but how are there 2 systens for getting stuff to trial?

Posted by: Brunnhilde


1. They wanted them to.
2. They don't want them to.

Easy peasy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (dEvh1)

87 Russians were protecting their own country besides being forced into the meat grinder by minders behind them with machine guns.

Comparing casualties as a measure of contribution to victory is idiotic. By the way, how many sorties did Russia fly over Germany?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (2DOZq)

88
That's probably why. He found a place with lots of does, where no one can hunt. If he's a big ol' five-by, those does are his with no effort or risk.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Thus, the bear population here is growing.

Posted by: Not on your life at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (vfOIM)

89 But how many of them would purge me at the drop of a hat?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)


All of them.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at November 15, 2019 10:06 PM (Rbu5d)

90 Horns, locos, or track noise?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 09:58 PM (xSo9G)


Mostly horns, but all of the above.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (T8A10)

91 Six million is far too few casualties to even make CWII worth getting out of bed for.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (H5knJ)

92 That's probably why. He found a place with lots of does, where no one can hunt. If he's a big ol' five-by, those does are his with no effort or risk.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:04 PM (LGkrj)

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Ah, the suburbs. Following in the way of the Paolo.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (XVuno)

93 love the last cartoon

Posted by: vmom is on her last nerve with these traitors at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (G546f)

94 Mostly horns, but all of the above.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (T8A10)


Horns OK. Horns stop - very bad.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

95 It wasn't the CBC that fired him, but Sportsnet. Yes, convergence can be lethal. Thankfully, a lot of Canadians -hate it-.

I don't think that will be enough to make Canada an actual country, but it won't hurt.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (FoV3c)

96 Sorry, I've been reading other things.

And on another note (I was working last Sunday) I have what should be a fully functional AR-15 in my gun safe, the first of it's kind in that location, chambered in 6.8 SPC. I haven't tried it out yet.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:08 PM (T8A10)

97 The missus and i took a trip up to the wine countries of Sonoma and Napa. We had a wonderful time, the fall colors are spectacular.
We went thru areas that were completely burned to ashes down to the foundations of homes. Coffee fire. Tubbs fire. They are being rebuilt slowly. It takes up to 2 years just to get permits.
If your home burns down to the foundation, you have to replace the foundation.
And all the pipes and wires underneath.
A nightmare.
The good news is that some moisture has moved in and all the fires should soon be out.

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at November 15, 2019 10:08 PM (w7KSn)

98 67 This afternoon, a 10 point buck was just lounging
around in my front yard just taking his good ole' time doing nothing. I
see does and fawns all the time but this was very unusual.

It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)





My neighborhood is overrun with deer. In the city...

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
go squirrel hunting in the woods. It is a pain in the arse. But every place in suburbia would be a freaking shooting gallery.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 10:09 PM (n13/j)

99 Things go south, it will be a whirling salad shooter of blood. 
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 09:57 PM (2B9A/) 

Why? Do you want to kill the people around you? If you're surrounded by shitbag liberals, maybe you need to worry about -them- killing -you-.

Personally I think people who can compartmentalize, and target their hits, will be doing much better.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (FoV3c)

100 I like many of them personally. I would hate to see them get purged.

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No need to worry. They lack the courage of their convictions. It's just shit they talk when they're safe in their pompous little bubble.

If it ever comes down to real action, 90% of them will melt into the background and STFU for the rest of their lives.

Which is just fine. And they won't take a bullet. Because they don't have the stones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (LGkrj)

101 The Reid brothers had some major America envy
youtube.com/watch?v=eGp47YwDZ48

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

102 Horns OK. Horns stop - very bad.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)



Long horns ending in crashing noises - very bad.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (T8A10)

103 Okay, long time gone.

2019 has been, to put it mildly, a year to forget.

Was in hospital for seven weeks, divorce, life crashing, name it.

How about a fun ONT exercise/parlour game?

There are pop albums that begin with a bang, with a hit song that drives many impressionable youths to spend.

But which albums begin with an awesome twosome? Two great hooks that make you happy you bought that whole album (yeah, I'm showing my forty-something age)? To be sure, the rest of the album may have been shyte, but . . .

My nominees:

The Beatles: Revolver "Taxman"/"Eleanor Rigby" https://youtu.be/l0zaebtU-CA

Bob Dylan: Blood On The Tracks "Tangled Up In Blue"/"Simple Twist of Fate" https://youtu.be/QKcNyMBw818

The Stone Roses: "I Wanna Be Adored"/"She Bangs The Drums" https://youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs

Pale Saints: The Comforts of Madness "Way the World Is"/"You Tear the World in Two" https://youtu.be/udVhD0Bel-M

Joy Division: Substance "Warsaw"/"Leaders of Men" https://youtu.be/gtSFtvXgeRk

The Wailin' Jennys: [Bright Morning Stars "Swing Low, Sail High"/"All the Stars" https://youtu.be/qPnW70OuRHA

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm8)

104 I want to make a pro gun group and call it anti-gun. I would go to gun protest rallys and start punching people. What, I'm anti-gun! That's my name!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2019 10:11 PM (aOTZH)

105 Alright I just did a demotivational poster:


Picture: M4 carbine


Message: Let Me Sing For You The Song Of My People

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 15, 2019 10:11 PM (7ULem)

106 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 10:11 PM (arJlL)

107
Mostly horns, but all of the above.
Posted by: GGE
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Yeah. It's actually pretty neat here, as I am a long ways from the tracks, but can hear Norfolk Southern horns far, far away during the winter, and engine noise.

Posted by: Not on your life at November 15, 2019 10:12 PM (vfOIM)

108 Hola chamucos y chamucas.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:12 PM (B+t5k)

109
Which page has two footnotes, the second devoted entirely to Jonah Goldberg's "Liberal Fascism".

oy.


Which is a fine work. Dude wasn't always a throbbing bell end. Well, personally he might have been, but that book is spot on. It's one of the things I find so frustrating about Jonah. I don't know how many times I read something of his and find myself thinking "you LITERALLY wrote the book covering this kind of stuff, and now you completely ignore it cuz #OrangeManBad"

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2019 10:12 PM (k5ANL)

110 Some time ago it was all the rage for certain reporters to publish the addresses of all known CWP holders. I was amused and pleased by the fact that almost everyone on my street has one. That was a few years ago though, so I don't know if it has changed or not.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:12 PM (T8A10)

111 @47 Good way to start a spirited discussion bar fight.
"In theory" sound travels better in warm, moist air -- high humidity.You have to admit, in hot muggy weather that diesel sounds like it is idling in the back yard.
Then the leaves fall off the trees (a clue? a hint?), and in the cold clear air you can hear that engine miles away. Are both sides right?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 15, 2019 10:13 PM (oRpiG)

112 Even in lefty suburbia they realize the problem. They have almost professional bow hunters that take down so many deer a year it is a joke. The libs don't even realize it is happening.

I read many decades ago that Texas has ten times the White Tail population the entire country had a hundred years ago. The numbers are astounding and there were no good ol' days. If you shot a big buck in the 30s, you were in the local paper.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 10:13 PM (n13/j)

113 If I had commented first I woulda been in the top 100.

Durned distracting content!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (5RITs)

114 Some convicts lift weights
Some yardbirds play badminton
If Epstein was murdered
It was to protect THE CHILDREN!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (nk2mF)

115 /Orr insulting sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (xSo9G)

116 Love that bit about the Waffle house midnight customers jumping in to help the lone employee.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (cDw3P)

117 >>If you're surrounded by shitbag liberals, maybe you need to worry about -them- killing -you-.

Not worried.

The leftovers that make it from here to Tejas will be the smart or the lucky ones.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (XzT/D)

118 I've heard of the Beatles and Dylan the others not so much.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:14 PM (B+t5k)

119 oh my -- i'm turning into Kurt -

Posted by: WaterCow at November 15, 2019 10:15 PM (nk2mF)

120 If it ever comes down to real action, 90% of them will melt into the background and STFU for the rest of their lives.

Which is just fine. And they won't take a bullet. Because they don't have the stones.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



It's possible.
All my booltis are addressed: "To Whom It May Concern".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:15 PM (dEvh1)

121 Long horns ending in crashing noises - very bad.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

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If one of them Longhorns pins you against a fence, you are having a very bad day.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)

122 Howdy, beloved Horde!

I've been getting mixed up on how many weeks until the next Flash Cadillac show, so I apologize for the last-minute notification, but there are tickets left for tomorrow night in Colorado Springs:

https://tinyurl.com/vovvc3z

If you attend, please drop by the merchandise table and say "Howdy!" One of us will look at you blankly if you ask for "Emmie" and the other one won't.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2019 10:16 PM (i/wJA)

123 111 @47 Good way to start a spirited discussion bar fight.
"In theory" sound travels better in warm, moist air -- high humidity.You have to admit, in hot muggy weather that diesel sounds like it is idling in the back yard.
Then the leaves fall off the trees (a clue? a hint?), and in the cold clear air you can hear that engine miles away. Are both sides right?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 15, 2019 10:13 PM (oRpiG)

Sound travels faster in humid air, and farther in cold air, I believe.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

124 Are both sides right?
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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It's an issue of air density. More humidity does not mean higher air density.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:17 PM (xSo9G)

125 I read many decades ago that Texas has ten times the
White Tail population the entire country had a hundred years ago. The
numbers are astounding and there were no good ol' days. If you shot a
big buck in the 30s, you were in the local paper.


Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 10:13 PM (n13/j)



The North American Hoofed Rat has no natural predators now (besides us, where allowed by law) since we've eliminated them all due to the fact that they don't differentiate between wild and domestic animals. The sad thing is more deer get killed by cars than by hunters...but we always have the Usual Pack of Assholes (furthermore known as UPA) who want to eliminate the Bambi hunting season.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:17 PM (T8A10)

126 Hi Logprof! So sorry to read about why you've been absent.
I was just thinking of you, watching a show about UFOs that included Falcon Lake/Winnipeg.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 15, 2019 10:17 PM (E+yET)

127 Tom Steyer Spending 67% of All TV Ad Dollars, Still Getting 1% in the Polls.

This is a Jeb!-tastic effort. Please clap.

Posted by: Downcast at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (HTAGb)

128 the USSR's desperate housing shortage could have been ameliorated with taller structures, but the country didn't possess sufficient raw materials to supply elevators for apartments above five stories.

Right - because there were no tall apartment buildings in the USSR. And the Soviet Union didn't have enough raw materials for building tall buildings. /s

What the idiot author was taking about was Khrushchevki (because they were mostly built under Khrushchev) - Soviet regulations required that an elevator had to be installed in any apartment building over five stories tall, so lots of five story apartment buildings got built, to avoid the elevator requirement. Apartments built in a Soviet city center were generally much taller than that.

The guy's argument basically is that a country that didn't have toilet paper couldn't possibly nuke us - anyone who knows how much of Soviet spending went to the military would understand that fallacy.

Posted by: Tsar Bomba! at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (I2/tG)

129 Good way to start a spirited discussion bar fight.
"In theory" sound travels better in warm, moist air -- high humidity.You have to admit, in hot muggy weather that diesel sounds like it is idling in the back yard.
Then the leaves fall off the trees (a clue? a hint?), and in the cold clear air you can hear that engine miles away. Are both sides right?
Posted by: Stringer Davis


I know AM radio wave travel better in cold, clear air than hot weather.

I have picked up St. Louis Blues hockey on KMOX radio at 35 & 635 in Dallas in the winter time. Can't pick up a baseball game.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (dEvh1)

130 since logprof has been gone, I don't know the scores to any games

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (B+t5k)

131 Okay, long time gone.

2019 has been, to put it mildly, a year to forget.

Posted by: logprof
________

I'm sorry to learn of your divorce.

The funny thing is that, despite all of your song recommendations, I now have Triumph's "Long Time Gone" in my head.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (nk2mF)

132 It's an issue of air density. More humidity does not mean higher air density.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:17 PM (xSo9G)


I believe humid air is less dense than dry air, so sound travels faster in humid air.

But sound travels farther in cold air.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

133 If CWII comes about, and has a similar casualty rate, that would be six and a half million people.


****

It'll be much higher.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 10:19 PM (axyOa)

134 This afternoon, a 10 point buck was just lounging around in my front yard just taking his good ole' time doing nothing. I see does and fawns all the time but this was very unusual.
It's not like I live out either - I'm in white-bread suburbia.
Posted by: Tonypete

* considers rude hand gesture

Spent roughly 36 hours sitting in my tree stand the last 6 days. I have 4 different bucks showing up on my game camera. All nocturnal except Wednesday. I was cold and left the stand early in the morning. Had 2 bucks show up 30 minutes after I went in.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..odor eaters not included at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (JRHyo)

135 101 The Reid brothers had some major America envy
youtube.com/watch?v=eGp47YwDZ48
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

--They loved American music. "Just Like Honey" opens with a "Be My Baby" beat. They also had a song named "Bo Diddley is Jesus."

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (eOEkx)

136 Cold night tonight, I can hear the trains three miles away.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)


It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?
Posted by: Ladyl

Global Drying !

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (arJlL)

137 Which reminds me, I have once again been invited to the Annual Hades Slaying of the Bambi this year, and once again I must decline due to the outrageous cost of out-of-state hunting licenses and tag fees in PA. I suppose I could go with my father in law, armed only with a camera, and he could take two rifles.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (T8A10)

138 The North American Hoofed Rat has no natural predators now (besides us, where allowed by law) since we've eliminated them all due to the fact that they don't differentiate between wild and domestic animals. The sad thing is more deer get killed by cars than by hunters...but we always have the Usual Pack of Assholes (furthermore known as UPA) who want to eliminate the Bambi hunting season.
Posted by: GGE


Got one with a 2010 Dodge Avenger.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (dEvh1)

139 What, I'm anti-gun! That's my name!


Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Dude. You do not know how funny this truly is.

There is an epic family of rifle coaches, three generations, with the last name Anti. Awesome guys, and do they ever get a lot of shit about having "war protests" named after them!

Grandad is retired USMC, ex-Naval Academy coach. Dad was Army Marksmanship Unit, then assistant at Air Force, now has his dad's office at Navy. And the son was a star at WVU, just took over as the paralympic shooting coach for the US Olympic Shooting organization. Anti, indeed.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 15, 2019 10:20 PM (oRpiG)

140 you hobo, you getting pissed yet ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:21 PM (B+t5k)

141 Hi JT!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

142 "In theory" sound travels better in warm, moist air -- high humidity.You have to admit, in hot muggy weather that diesel sounds like it is idling in the back yard.
Then the leaves fall off the trees (a clue? a hint?), and in the cold clear air you can hear that engine miles away. Are both sides right?
Posted by: Stringer Davis

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Don't know about that but I do know in sea water (very humid!), sound can travel vast distances.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

143 33 ND shooting, and wind

Fooking windy year round
Rainy in spring, summer and fall
Cold as shit in winter
Posted by: Yo!


Not much in trees and hills to block the cold wind blowing? Worst cold I ever faced was a time I stood on Lake Michigan's shore in the winter. I got the bright idea that I could go cross country skiing along the shore. Nice and flat. Ho lee shit, it was cold.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2019 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

144 Cold night tonight, I can hear the trains three miles away.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 09:53 PM (T8A10)





It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?

Posted by: Ladyl



I've never really stopped to wonder why, I just note the phenomenon.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:22 PM (T8A10)

145 Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm

Go Gos - Beauty and the Beat

Green Day - Dookie

B-52's - Cosmic Thing


I've mentioned before I am a fan of pop punk.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

146 i'm sorry your 2019 was like that, logprof. for me that was 2018.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)

147 130 since logprof has been gone, I don't know the scores to any games
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:18 PM (B+t5k)

--Clemson just scored on Alabama again.

P.S. WTF, AoS does not save my email addy anymore?

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (OHZm8)

148 LOGPROF!!!!

I'm glad you're back! Sorry about your troubles. Hopefully 2020 will bring a sea change.

What great choices you listed!

I'm tired so can't think too hard, but the first ones that came to mind were

No More Shall We Part (Nick Cave)
- As I Sat Sadly By Her Side
- And No More Shall We Part

So (Peter Gabriel)
- Red Rain
- Sledgehammer

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (Rarvo)

149 Russians were protecting their own country besides being forced into the meat grinder by minders behind them with machine guns.

It takes a brave man to be a coward in the Red Army.


Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin! at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (I2/tG)

150
GGE - K5LA. Just the thing for a Subbie
https://tinyurl.com/yh2zdhvj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:24 PM (CDGwz)

151 >>>The North American Hoofed Rat has no natural predators now<<<

I have a herd of whitetail deer that lives in my yard, weekly. I love the flavor of whitetail, - wild meat, -many do not. But you're right. They are a fucking menace, traffic control not withstanding. Mmm, steaks.

Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2019 10:24 PM (wo3c/)

152 Hey everybody.

Peter Gabriel's best album by far is Security.
Even the cover is incredible.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

153 I've mentioned before I am a fan of pop punk.

Posted by: Easy Andy
________

You might like The Presidents of the United States of America. (And you might not.)

Posted by: FireHorse at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (nk2mF)

154 in PA we have liberals now as Game Commissioners and basically they don't give out enough tags and they limit the taking of does

BECAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS

and everyone suffers

we probably export deer

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (Rarvo)

155 TMI: Going on a cruise next week. After learning about cruiseshipmingle.com here, I created a profile there. Have received one invitation for a threesome. Yeah, no, wrong kind of threesome. If I see Kristol I'll kick him in the balls.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (Vad70)

156 Sound travels faster the denser the medium, but not well between media. So yeah, if the air is really humid, then it's very dense, so sound travels faster. But cold air is also fairly dense, and usually occurs when their is way less vegetation (different media).

I think that's the answer to Stringer's riddle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (LGkrj)

157 I'd say Motley Crue's Shout at the Devil. Shout at the Devil and Looks That Kill right off the bat.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (H5knJ)

158 Heya, ONTfagz!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

159 It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?

Posted by: Ladyl



I've never really stopped to wonder why, I just note the phenomenon.
Posted by: GGE
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Colder = denser = better sound propagation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (CDGwz)

160 145 Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm

Go Gos - Beauty and the Beat

Green Day - Dookie

B-52's - Cosmic Thing


I've mentioned before I am a fan of pop punk.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

--Name the songs, please.

But I'm gonna go there anyway.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (OHZm8)

161 Good to see you logprof.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (sGotD)

162 It that because there is less moisture in the atmosphere?

Posted by: Ladyl



I've never really stopped to wonder why, I just note the phenomenon.
Posted by: GGE
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Colder = denser = better sound propagation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Also, fewer leaves on the trees, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (CDGwz)

163 and yeah, Pale Saints' "The Comforts of Madness" was criminally underrated. I listened to that one over and over in 1991. The third song "sea of sound" carried on from the first two.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

164 Pregnant Florida mom uses AR-15 to kill home intruder

Do not fuck with Florida Woman.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

165 @logprof, Welcome Back!

Led Zeppelin II... 1. Whole Lotta Love, 2. What Is and Should Never Be.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 10:27 PM (l3+k2)

166 HIYA Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (arJlL)

167 How did Manafort, Stone, and Flynn get to trial so fast? Isnt the issue for Brennan, Comey, &c that we are waiting for indictments?
I realize there are 2 systems but how are there 2 systens for getting stuff to trial?

Posted by: Brunnhilde


1. They wanted them to.
2. They don't want them to.

Easy peasy.
Posted by: rickb223

And THAT'S why asked my husband 3 times and he got pissed

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (E3FAu)

168 An album that starts with two great songs?

Genesis, Abacab.
I could listen to both Abacab and No Reply At All all day long. But IMHO just about every song on there is great. I even love Who Dunnit (also known as, Adventures With Studio Recorder VariSpeed).

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

169 I don't know where anything is, any more.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (l9m7l)

170 Another album that starts with two great songs, because every song on it is great:

The Cars, The Cars

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

171 Logprof, good to see you back! I'm sorry for the shit year you've had.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

172 NoFX Punk in Drublic might be the pinnacle of Pop Punk for me.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:29 PM (JSFuc)

173 You might like The Presidents of the United States of America. (And you might not.)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 15, 2019 10:25 PM (nk2mF)

Yes I like them as well as Weezer who I mix up sometimes.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

174 I don't know where anything is, any more.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 10:28 PM (l9m7l)
~~~~~

Where did you see it last?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (sGotD)

175 48 Thanks for the ONT.

While the divisions today vs Civil war may be kind of similar, the problem is that they are not n=really 'regional'. Even In blue enclaves like washington or California, there are a lot of conservatives. Even in Texas you have Austin. Things go south, it will be a whirling salad shooter of blood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



Yep. The first Civil War had fairly clear cut geographic borders with the North and the South. CWII won't. It will be a bloody mess. A Balkan War on a American scale.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (PHrW/)

176 Another one-two punch began Ride's "Going Blank Again", from 'Leave Them All Behind' and 'Twisterella'. Pity that the rest of the album was forgettable.

New Order frontloaded "Get Ready" with "Crystal" and "60 Miles an Hour".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)

177 Black Sabbath

Balck Sabbath -> The Wizard

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (JSFuc)

178 Kind of funny how none of the news coverinf gallagher mentions the JAG Prosecutor getting removed for spying on the defense team with spyware.

Not to mention that these decisions are nothing compared with bergdahl and manning, both of whom were traitors.

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 10:31 PM (HALdu)

179 now that the temps have frozen back the tender plants

the deer stand around my property saying

"where'd the fucking salad (hosta) bar go ?"

they look a lil miffed

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:31 PM (rpxSz)

180 Playing more guitar lately. I need to rebuild a song catalog, but my technique has improved greatly over the past few months. It's nice too feel some of the ability coming back.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

181 Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm

Hey, glad you are back. Thought you might have been one of the winners at the shootout.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2019 10:33 PM (lkl+P)

182 Balck Sabbath? Is that like a Balkan band?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 10:33 PM (2B9A/)

183 I really should turn on some lights in here...

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:33 PM (JSFuc)

184 148 LOGPROF!!!!

I'm glad you're back! Sorry about your troubles. Hopefully 2020 will bring a sea change.

What great choices you listed!

I'm tired so can't think too hard, but the first ones that came to mind were

No More Shall We Part (Nick Cave)
- As I Sat Sadly By Her Side
- And No More Shall We Part

So (Peter Gabriel)
- Red Rain
- Sledgehammer
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 15, 2019 10:23 PM (Rarvo)

--So is a great album. It was the first cassette I ever saw that was transparent.

bth, The Comforts of Madness, especially the opening two numbers, were a great comfort to me in the spring of 1990.

davidt and qdp, LZ II and Abacab are both great, and I don't even consider myself a "classic rock" fan.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:33 PM (OHZm8)

185 The North American Hoofed Rat has no natural predators now

Hmm..cougar, in my neck of the woods wolves (state game will deny) black bear , coyote and no 1 the automobile.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..odor eaters not included at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (JRHyo)

186 I think that when its cold out there is often an inversion layer of warmer air. So the sound does not dissipate up as much so it travels farther.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (cDw3P)

187 Are there any great Polish rock bands?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

188 Posted by: Insomniac
Have you seen the movie "Yesterday"? No great work of art but compared to the dreck Hollyweird has been dumping on us it's pretty damn good.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (Vad70)

189
Yep. The first Civil War had fairly clear cut geographic borders with the North and the South. CWII won't. It will be a bloody mess. A Balkan War on a American scale.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (PHrW/)

Worse? It will embroil the most competent and technologically proficient people on the face of the Earth.

It will bring in the very people who created both the greatest military power ever seen, but the greatest Economy ever.

I know some very scary people, who have always been on the side of the US Government.

When that changes? Ruh roh.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (NgKpN)

190 "Another album that starts with two great songs, because every song on it is great"

I got that feeling from the Killers' first album "Hot Fuss". And the Cure's "Disintegration".

A standard pattern on a best selling album seems to be to start off with an epic, and move on to some catchy top 40 pop song. Of course, that assumes you have first written the material, like the Killers did in 2004 and the Cure in 1989.

Otherwise you just got an album full of try-hard filler like Peter Murphy in 1992. "Holy Smoke" was shite.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:35 PM (ykYG2)

191 Wheels of Fire

Disraeli Gears

shit, every Cream song evah

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (rpxSz)

192 Stephanie Grisham


Anyone have her phone number?

Posted by: Yo! at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (EqKj1)

193 logprof, yup thanks.
I guess I would consider myself a "classic rock" fan. But IMHO what is considered "classic rock", and what's not, is very much irrational and crazy.

In my book for instance, 1950s rock standards (Elvis, Buddy Holly, Del Shannon) should be considered classic rock. No, they're just considered oldies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

194 Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:26 PM (OHZm

Beauty and the Beat - Our Lips are Sealed and How Much More

Dookie - Basket Case and When I Come Around

Cosmic Thing - Love Shack and Roam ( best double entendres song)

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (2DOZq)

195 The trains here go through the forests.
Nobody hears them.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (axyOa)

196 Rush - Tom Sawyer, Red Barchetta

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (PHrW/)

197 Daydream Nation :

Teenage Riot -> Silver Rocket

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (JSFuc)

198 187 Are there any great Polish rock bands?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

The Sausages were hot

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (rpxSz)

199 Have you seen the movie "Yesterday"? No great work of art but compared to the dreck Hollyweird has been dumping on us it's pretty damn good.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (Vad70)

I haven't but I've heard a few people mention it here and there. Sounds like it's worth checking out.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

200 176 Another one-two punch began Ride's "Going Blank Again", from 'Leave Them All Behind' and 'Twisterella'. Pity that the rest of the album was forgettable.

New Order frontloaded "Get Ready" with "Crystal" and "60 Miles an Hour".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)

--WTH? "Cool Your Boots" and "Time Machine" are fantastic.

I would rate "Seagull" and "Kaleidoscope" as a better 1/2.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (OHZm8)

201 b) finding a 10 acre tract inside anybody's city limits would be pretty darn rare.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I know areas where that could easily happen. It would be a suburb, semi rural area that incorporated into a city. In the suburban/city where I live there is a centennial farm that I drive past sometimes.

Where I live the suburb incorporated into a city decades ago to prevent a nearby city from annexing desirable parts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

202 Puddleglum, I've read that Rush has abandoned their Ayn Rand-influenced politics/beliefs and gone SJW in the last 20 years or so. If that's true it's sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

203 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yhk2a73q

https://tinyurl.com/yjzuydx4

https://tinyurl.com/ydt5whba

https://tinyurl.com/yzjtt26e

https://tinyurl.com/yjcrphop

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (qAR6u)

204 garrett, I had Sonic Youth's Goo album just for their tribute song to Karen Carpenter.

I found them interesting, but never enough to check out another album of theirs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

205 Fugazi - Repeater :

Turnover -> Repeater

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (JSFuc)

206 Have you seen the movie "Yesterday"? No great work of art but compared to the dreck Hollyweird has been dumping on us it's pretty damn good.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (Vad70)

Loved , loved the premise . Disappointed in the execution and the ending.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (2DOZq)

207 196 Rush - Tom Sawyer, Red Barchetta
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:36 PM (PHrW/)

Hells yeah

Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 10:38 PM (ixnua)

208 GGE - K5LA. Just the thing for a Subbie

https://tinyurl.com/yh2zdhvj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:24 PM (CDGwz)


Mine needs an engine. Spun the rod bearings on Tuesday. Unfortunately I won't have time to do anything with it until January at the earliest. I'm just going to buy a JDM engine for it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (T8A10)

209 that song...
" ... got kicked out of the waffle house for makin' out in the booth ... "

was that carrie rodriquez?

yeh just somethin about yellow nagahyde

Posted by: larrotheoldwhitedudethathasntdied at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (10GNe)

210 I live in Oklahoma I have 80 acres of land and I have a pistol and rifle range out to 200 yards right outside my back door. Worked and lived in North Dakota for four years during the first oil boom. North Dakota is gods country.

Posted by: Izapole at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (urY6u)

211 >>I found them interesting, but never enough to check out another album of theirs.


!!??!!

Daydream Nation and Sister are the ones.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (JSFuc)

212 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yjjx4h2o

https://tinyurl.com/yzcpmm6c

https://tinyurl.com/yjer6nsx

https://tinyurl.com/yjdamoja

https://tinyurl.com/yeh72cu3

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (qAR6u)

213 I once read that in Yesterday, the main character gets to meet John Lennon...

In the movie, he's alive and was never famous.

I admit I have no idea how a scene like that would work. John Lennon, alive and never successful in 2019, would be a very different person than who he actually was, IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

214 finding a 10 acre tract inside anybody's city limits would be pretty darn rare.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Detroit welcomes you!

Posted by: Miklos, urban farmer at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

215 Now that I think of it , Cosmic Thing was the first song , Love Shack and Roam were 2 and 3.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (2DOZq)

216 North Dakota is gods country.
Posted by: Izapole at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (urY6u)




Words which will be written but once on the internets.

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 10:41 PM (HALdu)

217 garrett, I'll check 'em out then thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

218 Dinosaur Jr - You're Living All Over Me :

Little Furry Things -> Kracked


Jane's Addiction - Nothing's Shocking :

(Up on the Beach) Ocean Size -> Had a Dad

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:42 PM (JSFuc)

219 Are there any great Polish rock bands?
Posted by: qdpsteve

----

Glad you asked: Frankie Yankovic and the Yanks.

Who Stole the Kishka has a wing dedicate to it at Cleveland's Rock and Roll HOF.

https://youtu.be/7uxyg1aUaoI

Where else can you see Alfred E Newman, Fred Astaire, and Ghoulardi all on one vid?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)

220 212 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

My country tits of thee
Sweet land of mammary
Of thee I schwing

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

221 Cool Your Boots had an excellent outro. Wasn't pleased with the first part.
I'm listening to Time Machine now. It is good, yes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)

222 202 Puddleglum, I've read that Rush has abandoned their Ayn Rand-influenced politics/beliefs and gone SJW in the last 20 years or so. If that's true it's sad.
Posted by: qdpsteve



More or less. Mostly Peart. Lee and Lifeson seem to keep that stuff to themselves. They retired a few years ago. Too many medical issues among the 3 of them and they can't play like they used too. There last studio album was fantastic though (Clockwork Angels).

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (PHrW/)

223 so what's the score ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (B+t5k)

224 In my humble estimation, CWII will be a war of attrition, that is; Patriots will destroy all exits to the major metropolitan areas and the scum will devour itself...Think Omega Man

Posted by: Builder Berg at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (+Yu7u)

225 211 >>I found them interesting, but never enough to check out another album of theirs.


!!??!!

Daydream Nation and Sister are the ones.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:39 PM (JSFuc)

--Got me through high school.

Now listening to Mazzy Star "Fade Into You"/"Bells Ring"

Damn good opening twosome, but not my Top 10.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (OHZm8)

226 I got a dominos pizza with Alfredo sauce, and it was amazing. I ate six slices.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (LxTcq)

227 The thug killed by the pregnant mom was not named of course for pretty obvious reasons..

How soon does his mother hear of his demise on social media and she whines "bitch dint have to kill him he dindo nuffin!"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2019 10:44 PM (qAR6u)

228 Let them bake for a while. At first you might recoil at the dissonance they employ. But hang in there. There is also something awesome building between those guitar lines.

Kim can be rough when she sings. Just ignore her. Everyone else in the band did.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:44 PM (JSFuc)

229 Holy Wars...The Punishment Due

Hanger 18

Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 10:44 PM (ixnua)

230 qdp, more info on your book?

I'm unemployed, but willing to support you.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:45 PM (OHZm8)

231 >>Now listening to Mazzy Star "Fade Into You"/"Bells Ring"



She's so dreamy.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:45 PM (JSFuc)

232 logprof, my book? :-)
Don't have one in the works right now, but thanks for the support.

I can send you a copy of one of my screenplays if you like.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

233 What's nice these days is I've just downloaded a ton of The Best Of albums of every group I like.

Right now I'm od'ing on Talking Heads.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:46 PM (2DOZq)

234 Easy Andy, good choice.

But a warning: never quote any Talking Heads songs to millenials. They just stare at you blankly. (I learned this first-hand a couple months ago.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

235 If you buy one New Release this year, though it should be The Black Pumas LP.

Absolutely incredible modern soul LP.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:47 PM (JSFuc)

236 Interesting article by Mickey Kaus - that the pro-Ukraine types testifying before Schiff helped successfully overthrow the elected government of Ukraine in 2014, and see no reason not to do that here, in a similar fashion.

The Ukraine overthrow was accomplished by liberal pro-Western urbanities, opposed by rural, mostly pro-Russian people.

No parallels here or anything...

https://kaus.substack.com/p/the-maidans-tale

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

237 ZZ Top - Waitin' for the bus, Jesus just left Chicago

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:48 PM (PHrW/)

238 i'm just glad that Slowdive hit 'Sugar for the Pill' out of the park. i wouldn't have predicted they'd still be good in 2017+.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)

239 garrett, did you pick up Billy F Gibbon's album The Big Bad Blues yet?

Only new album I've bought in a long time. Good stuff. (Although let's admit it, when you buy a blues album you already pretty much know what you're getting.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Remember October 2016 when we had Hillary's Super Fun Camp for Wayward Deplorables bearing down on us? Are we as gloomy now as were were then? Do you all want to be?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (LxTcq)

241 Mothership Connection has a great one/two.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (JSFuc)

242 Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:47 PM (JSFu

Black Crows are back together and touring this year if you like the southern rock blues fusion.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (2DOZq)

243 No. I will nab that from the blowout bins in a few months!

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (JSFuc)

244 Ok I got willowed in the last post so I'll ask again. I have been told that we can't do anything about antifa because the judicial system is rigged against conservatives and we would be in jail , or worse, in a New York minute. And yet I hear that CW2 is close at hand, just a matter of time. If we're too afraid to stand up to antifa weenies, how are we going to wage war with half the country? My brain can't connect the dots anywhere.

Posted by: Moon howler at November 15, 2019 10:50 PM (CZpdf)

245 127 Tom Steyer Spending 67% of All TV Ad Dollars, Still Getting 1% in the Polls.

This is a Jeb!-tastic effort. Please clap.
Posted by: Downcast


I saw his ad the other night. It was so bad I can't even remember any details. It was not a good ad. No wonder he's going nowhere.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

246 > But our enemy, the so-called evil empire, was really a figment of our fevered imaginations.


100 million dead bodies would beg to differ, you evil communist turd.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (oQp6r)

247 I like the Black Crows. Good to see they are still around.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (PHrW/)

248 >>Black Crows are back together and touring this year if you like the southern rock blues fusion.


It's just Chris and Rich, though. None of the other members.

Until they have a fight over the Deli Tray.


Then they will cancel the rest of the dates...

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (JSFuc)

249 Led Zeppelin IV

Black Dog -> Rock and Roll

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (iIUKh)

250 garrett, LOL.

"Leggo my Eggo!!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

251 221 Cool Your Boots had an excellent outro. Wasn't pleased with the first part.
I'm listening to Time Machine now. It is good, yes.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)

--If my novel ever gets to screen, "Time Machine" will capstone one of the chapters.

garrett, I think I may start another parlour game. . . .

qdp, got one screenplay of yours. I still want to form a dream team once the novel gets published. It'll be me (creator), you (screenplayer/writer), and my geeky film school friend in EP (lead camera).

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (OHZm8)

252 Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:52 PM (JSFuc)

I heard them on Stern. Sounds like they're older and wiser so it may last.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (2DOZq)

253 Pandora or a similar "you like this, you might like that" thing recommended Ivy to me a while ago, based on those two Mazzy Star songs. Not really relevant to the discussion at hand, except in context of Mazzy Star. I've got one of their songs set as my weekend wakeup alarm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsYmksHE7qQ

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (t+qrx)

254 Billy Gibbons is directly related to Cedric Gibbons

winner of 11 Oscars for production design

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (rpxSz)

255 245 127 Tom Steyer Spending 67% of All TV Ad Dollars, Still Getting 1% in the Polls.

This is a Jeb!-tastic effort. Please clap.
Posted by: Downcast

I saw his ad the other night. It was so bad I can't even remember any details. It was not a good ad. No wonder he's going nowhere.
Posted by: nerdygirl



All his ads are bad. He just can't shake the fact that he is a creepy weirdo and everybody see's that but him.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (PHrW/)

256 But our enemy, the so-called evil empire, was really a figment of our fevered imaginations.

The Hungarian priests who taught me in high school would beg to differ.

One of them had spent a considerable time in prison (for teaching an illegal religion class), and was tortured. He got out in 1956.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

257
240 Remember October 2016 when we had Hillary's Super Fun Camp for Wayward Deplorables bearing down on us? Are we as gloomy now as were were then? Do you all want to be?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:49 PM (LxTcq)


Life is good with PDT at the helm. It's just that the left is like a persistent flock of crows circling overhead.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

258
that American panel is HELL YEAH!

If the fighter planes don't get you, that eagle is going to drop a turd on your head.


got it?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (sy5kK)

259 I got a dominos pizza with Alfredo sauce, and it was amazing. I ate six slices.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (LxTcq)




Blink if the Dominos driver is in the room with you.



We just ordered a pizza from our local guy. Some fuckwad taking the order asked if I wanted to tip the driver when I was ordering so he could close his cc machine.

I explained "NO" and elaborated by explaining that it was the first time ever that food service had asked me to tip before receiving the food.

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (HALdu)

260 Clintons Greatest Hits

1) Didn't Do It

2) Epstein Did It

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (ixnua)

261 Life is good with PDT at the helm. It's just that the left is like a persistent flock of crows circling overhead.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)


Rust and commies never sleep.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (t+qrx)

262 Mine needs an engine. Spun the rod bearings on Tuesday. Unfortunately I won't have time to do anything with it until January at the earliest. I'm just going to buy a JDM engine for it.
Posted by: GGE
----

Well, there is something to be said for the devil you know. What kind of warranty does JDM give?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)

263 Amen to ZZ Top and Jesus... killer tune. Evening reprobates. CC and water

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 15, 2019 10:56 PM (PYdI2)

264 >>I heard them on Stern. Sounds like they're older and wiser so it may last.


When they first released SYMM I was the 'Sound Guy' for their Interview with Seconds magazine. Pre-Show at their first NYC area show, in Poughkeepsie.

They were both very nice back then. Rich being the nicer of the two.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:57 PM (JSFuc)

265 259 I got a dominos pizza with Alfredo sauce, and it was amazing. I ate six slices.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (LxTcq)




Blink if the Dominos driver is in the room with you.



We just ordered a pizza from our local guy. Some fuckwad taking the order asked if I wanted to tip the driver when I was ordering so he could close his cc machine.

I explained "NO" and elaborated by explaining that it was the first time ever that food service had asked me to tip before receiving the food.

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (HALdu)



I think Papa Johns or Pizza Hut allows you to include the tip in the online order. But that's you know online and not over the phone.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2019 10:57 PM (Z7lwY)

266 London Calling. The Clash.

London Calling and Train in Vain

Gotta agree on Rush with Red Barchetta

Posted by: morigu at November 15, 2019 10:58 PM (Eu98u)

267 I think the first time I saw ZZ Top was when they opened for the Stones

Didn't even know who they were

I think this is right but might be mistaken

long time ago

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 10:59 PM (rpxSz)

268 Posted by: Moon howler at November 15, 2019 10:50 PM (CZpdf)

-------

One situation assumes a robust system of law enforcement, that is heavily tilted in favor of one faction. The other assumes a total breakdown of that system, where it can't effectively exert its will on any faction, in no small part because of fractures within its own ranks.

In the second scenario, might makes right, and atrophied suburbanite hothouse flowers subsisting on soy products from Whole Foods won't fare nearly as well, without well-fed legions of well-armed and well-paid LE agents defending them.

Just like the welfare CHUDs depend on the government checks clearing, and never having contact with organized enemy hostiles, so too do the police agencies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:00 PM (LGkrj)

269 All his ads are bad. He just can't shake the fact that he is a creepy weirdo and everybody see's that but him.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (PHrW/)

He quickly mumbles something about national referendums, which means changing the constitution and letting CA and NY make all the laws. He seems to think that's a good thing.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)

270
The trains here go through the forests.

Nobody hears them.


You know, the longest train I ever saw
Was down in the Georgia pines.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 15, 2019 11:01 PM (oRpiG)

271 "If CWII comes about, and has a similar casualty rate, that would be six and a half million people."

That's assuming the good guys win. If the bad guys win, tens of millions more will die in the subsequent commie purges, pogroms and famines.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 15, 2019 11:03 PM (mk9aG)

272 Wonder when some Democrat will start marketing "Whiff of Schiff" in lieu of the Axe body spray?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (EsKTB)

273 Is Billy Gibbons related to Beth Gibbons?

Next parlour game:

Sexiest songs.

(Speaking of Beth) Portishead: "All Mine"

Mazzy Star: "Bells Ring" (but anything Hope Sandoval sets her voice to is automatically hawt)

Massive Attack: "Black Milk"

My Bloody Valentine: "Blown a Wish"

(Perhaps it's just coincidence that all have female vocals.)

BTW, the Massive Attack 1/2 of "Angel" and "Risingson" is also good.

and "Only Shallow"/"Loomer"

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm8)

274 They were both very nice back then. Rich being the nicer of the two.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 10:57 PM (JSFu

Yeah Chris pretty much admitted that on Stern. And on a side note I had the unfortunate pleasure of working in Poughkeepsie for a couple of years.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (2DOZq)

275 Hendrix: Are You Experienced

Foxy Lady > Manic Depression

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 11:07 PM (iIUKh)

276 Next parlour game:

Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm


I just found some of my old Sneaker Pimps mp3s a while ago and holy crap, Roll On is raunchy as hell. But good.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 11:07 PM (t+qrx)

277 If the bad guys win, tens of millions more will die in the subsequent commie purges, pogroms and famines.

French Revolution, Russian Revolution, and Mexican Revolution all ended with the bad guys winning. And then they faced a reaction: Vendee, Civil War, and Cristeros respectively.

French Revolution crushed Vendee but ended up with an Imperial government and soon-enough a Bourbon restoration.

Russian Revolution plain won their war and ended up Stalin.

Mexican Revolution ended up in ... Mexico.

I don't know where I'm going with this, except to say that if the bad guys win, it doesn't always end in the end of the world, but it does end in suckitude.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (ykYG2)

278 I just don't know where anything is. The best lack all conviction, and the worst get commentator jobs on "news" networks.

It's going to take a lot of horrible people shot dead to get the country back.

Go ahead and ban me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (l9m7l)

279 Hendrix: Red House

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (PYdI2)

280 In my humble estimation, CWII will be a war of attrition, that is; Patriots will destroy all exits to the major metropolitan areas and the scum will devour itself...Think Omega Man

Posted by: Builder Berg at November 15, 2019 10:43 PM (+Yu7u)

That will be a big part of it. Honestly I don't think many infantry soldiers will follow a Vindman or Kerry: but they may get behind someone much worse.

Even so, a lot of the devastation will be in places riven by ethnic conflict, with no legal guns and increasingly converged civil society. San Francisco is a Third World shithole NOW. It won't survive a war.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (FoV3c)

281 Posted by: Moon howler at November 15, 2019 10:50 PM (CZpdf)

As long as the 72 inch big screen tv's are relatively cheap and porn is readily available, the revolution/cw2 is on permanent hold. IOW it will start in #twoweeks.

Posted by: General Ferdi at November 15, 2019 11:09 PM (vqIkG)

282 One of them had spent a considerable time in prison (for teaching an illegal religion class), and was tortured. He got out in 1956.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

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A similar Hungarian priest was persecuted by Securitate in Timisoara. They decided to evict him forcibly, and his congregation blocked the door. They were soon joined by pro-democracy students. The Securitate opened fire, and the unrest spread. Two weeks later, the Ceausescus were put against the wall of a schoolhouse in Targoviste and shot.

Such is life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:09 PM (LGkrj)

283 Next parlour game:

Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm

Enigma - Sadeness

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)

284
Remember October 2016 when we had Hillary's Super Fun Camp for Wayward Deplorables bearing down on us? Are we as gloomy now as were were then? Do you all want to be?

Posted by: BourbonChicken

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I was lurking here back then -- I was too nervous and anxious and depressed about the future to get into social media. But I was getting to know you guys, and some things stuck at out me. Brother Cavil was it, who was taking care of his dad? They would have been the first people Hillary sent to the camps. It made me sick and scared. GOD we dodged a nuclear bomb.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2019 11:10 PM (8dccK)

285 Thank you Yudhishthira. That makes more sense to me. I just wish there was something we could do now to prevent the inevitable, but it doesnt seem like anything is on the horizon to prevent it.
People are complacent and right now PDT has the economy humming along. No one wants to rock their own boat. People we have talked to hate everyone and everything going on in DC, but feel helpless to take the first step. We'll have to wait for something catastrophic to happen.

Posted by: Moon howler at November 15, 2019 11:11 PM (CZpdf)

286 Next parlour game:

Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm



Sink the Pink - AC/DC

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:11 PM (PHrW/)

287 Pol Pot won and 1/3 of the country died.

Communism has such a 'winning' track record.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:11 PM (EsKTB)

288 Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 11:12 PM (2DOZq)

289 Al Green : Still in Love WithYou

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:13 PM (JSFuc)

290 I don't know where I'm going with this, except to say that if the bad guys win, it doesn't always end in the end of the world, but it does end in suckitude.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 11:08 PM (ykYG2)

--CWII in the USA will be like Mao's Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:13 PM (OHZm8)

291 Barry White's Greatest Hits is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 11:14 PM (2DOZq)

292 yeah when the bad guys won in Cambodia that was the end of the Khmer world.
That's worst-case scenario.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 11:15 PM (ykYG2)

293 Next parlour game:

Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm

Shakira, These Hips Don't Lie

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

294 Well, "Sunrise" by Norah Jones gets me hot and bothered.

Norah is practically a Hope Sandoval clone.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:16 PM (OHZm8)

295 Actually from the time Securitate served eviction on the priest, to the time Romanian Communism was evicted from this earthly realm was eleven days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (LGkrj)

296 For your consideration -

https://youtu.be/1UUvDegDaNY?t=18s

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (EsKTB)

297 Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (PHrW/)

298 Next parlour game:

Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm

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Muskrat Love. Total rodent pr0n.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (XVuno)

299 Norah Jones is just a lovely gal.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (PHrW/)

300 Sexiest song would have to be 'I Touch Myself'

Posted by: Kurt! at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (ykYG2)

301 Romanian Communism was evicted from this earthly realm was eleven days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I rate this: Acceptable

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (CDGwz)

302 Next parlour game:

Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm)

Richard Berry. Get out of the Car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PguXx82Ttjc

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 11:19 PM (2B9A/)

303 Sexist songs

Lick My Love Pump

~Nigel

Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 11:19 PM (ixnua)

304 Wait, sexist or Sexy songs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 11:20 PM (2B9A/)

305 Put'em On the Glass is more Romantic than Sexy.

But I'm gonna go ahead and nominate it anyway.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:20 PM (JSFuc)

306 Just for the devil girl getup

https://youtu.be/d4-1ASpdT1Y

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:21 PM (EsKTB)

307 Dance Fucker Dance by The Offspring is pretty damn romantic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2019 11:21 PM (XVuno)

308 297 Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:17 PM (PHrW/)

--Too obvious.

But then I may be weird: Subtlety is sexy to me.

299 Norah Jones is just a lovely gal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (PHrW/)

--Yes, indeed.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:22 PM (OHZm8)

309 Sexiest songs.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (OHZm)

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I can play this game all night.

I'll lead with:

https://youtu.be/sGQbtyctPmE

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:23 PM (LGkrj)

310 Jewells--not sure if you're here, but I tried to buy something, but my inability to remember passwords thwarted this. Sorry!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 11:24 PM (l9m7l)

311 Well, there is something to be said for the devil you know. What kind of warranty does JDM give?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)


90 days if I have a certified professional install it. Which I won't so no warranty at all. So I'll just open it up and plastigage the bearings then put a timing kit on it and put it in.

And that's it for me, I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2019 11:24 PM (T8A10)

312
299 Norah Jones is just a lovely gal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (PHrW/)

--Yes, indeed.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:22 PM (OHZm

Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 15, 2019 11:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

313 Who's the cat who won't cop out
When there's danger all about
I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 15, 2019 11:25 PM (XVuno)

314 Or maybe

https://youtu.be/o7aShcmEksw

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:27 PM (EsKTB)

315 I'd hit Camille like the velvet gloved iron fist of an angry god.

And whichever dude she wrote that for agrees with me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:28 PM (5aX2M)

316 I'll just open it up and plastigage the bearings ..
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Real men always keep an assortment of plastigage on hand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:28 PM (xSo9G)

317 Alabama is a cool place to live. I used to live in Montgomery, AL.

Posted by: Emily Nelson at November 15, 2019 11:29 PM (K9d/B)

318 Are there any great Polish rock bands?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)


A few, I have posted some songs in the post

Ania Wyszkoni
https://youtu.be/-I-LKGEEE9M

Natalia Kukulska
https://youtu.be/Osv-qXkhp-Y

Not as hard rock as Shonen Knife, but I don't go all heavy metal.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:29 PM (1glZx)

319 Sexiest song?

Father Figure. George Michael.

And yes I understand that I may need help.

Hogmartin - That whole Sneaker Pimps album is really good. 6 Underground, Postmodern Tease.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2019 11:29 PM (H5knJ)

320 NiN - Get Down Make Love always worked on the Goth girls.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:30 PM (JSFuc)

321 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (Rz2Nc)

322 This always seems to get a reaction

https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (EsKTB)

323 keep reading about the kaperdick showcase showdown and how now 24 teams are showing up...teams probably don't want to be shamed for not being there

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (SxBH1)

324
I need to get a dream interpreter. Last night, I dreamed my balls where hanging down to my knees, and it was very annoying.

Anyone care to venture what this might mean?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (f1Vqw)

325 312
299 Norah Jones is just a lovely gal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:18 PM (PHrW/)

--Yes, indeed.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:22 PM (OHZm

Couldn't agree more.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 15, 2019 11:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

--It is thanks to the lovely Norah Jones that I associate rain on a tin roof with making love. When I was a boy of nine years old, I just loved that sound for drowning out the buzz of mosquitoes around as I slept.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:31 PM (OHZm8)

326 One of the best one-two punches in rock and roll is off of Van Halen's debut album, Eruption/You Really Got Me to Running with the Devil.

Also there is not a bad song on that album, in fact the whole album is on rotation on some classic rock station somewhere.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 15, 2019 11:32 PM (E1uMk)

327 2LiveCrew is great for setting the mood.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

328 Easy Evil, by Marlene Shaw:

https://youtu.be/FBkrN1NcQEc

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (5aX2M)

329 Kindltot, thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

330 Marlena

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (5aX2M)

331 Sonic Youth, Bull in the Heather

https://youtu.be/8JGBNkLM9_8

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (LxTcq)

332 261 Life is good with PDT at the helm. It's just that the left is like a persistent flock of crows circling overhead.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

More like ugly, hideous vultures.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:34 PM (d6Ksn)

333 Alabama is a cool place to live. I used to live in Montgomery, AL.
Posted by: Emily Nelson
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Unlikely place for a Shakespeare Festival: Anniston Alabama.

Unlikely highway: AL Hwy 21, the Alabama Highway for the Deaf and Blind.

I was always extra cautious when driving that one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:35 PM (xSo9G)

334 >>Sonic Youth, Bull in the Heather


That's from Dirty, right?

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:36 PM (JSFuc)

335 I know I'll get fragged for saying this, but I like "Green Eyes" and "The Scientist" by Coldplay.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:37 PM (OHZm8)

336 Turns out that even Jesus himself likes the Atkins approach to dieting. Proof:

https://tinyurl.com/yel3x3zq

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

337 >> I know I'll get fragged for saying this, but I like "Green Eyes" and "The Scientist" by Coldplay.


What's that 'r' for?

...and I hope you are wearing your Crocs when you post shit like that.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (JSFuc)

338
NiN - Get Down Make Love always worked on the Goth girls.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:

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Everything from PHM is fuck music. My favorite is Sin:

https://youtu.be/fEWdjtMmqGo

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (5aX2M)

339 The Wailin' Jennys: [Bright Morning Stars "Swing Low, Sail High"/"All the Stars" https://youtu.be/qPnW70OuRHA
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm
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Cowboy Junkies / A Common Disaster

Late to this, probably my only comment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (WEBkv)

340 logprof, your comment reminds me, I like Green-Eyed Lady by Sugarloaf.

Kind of proto-disco...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

341 More like ugly, hideous vultures.

Hi!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 15, 2019 11:39 PM (SchxB)

342 RE: Stone conviction

I never gave a whoop in hell about Nixon one way or the other. However, when he left office without pardoning Haldeman, Ehrlichman & Mitchell, I decided Nixon wasn't much of a man.

I still feel that way. There are no excuses for his failure to do that. They were HIS people, far more than Stone was ever Trump's, but the principal is the same.

Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:40 PM (Cssks)

343 Aarhus
Is a very very nice hus
With tü kats in the yård
Life üsed to be sø hård

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:41 PM (3Z6pZ)

344
The ONT Classical Music Interlude

"Blest Pair of Sirens" by Sir Hubert Parry. The Choir of Winchester Cathedral and the Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra conducted by David Hill (with scrolling score).

https://youtu.be/gHNvJsGXDjc

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 11:41 PM (7rVsF)

345
I never gave a whoop in hell about Nixon one way or the other. However, when he left office without pardoning Haldeman, Ehrlichman & Mitchell, I decided Nixon wasn't much of a man.
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Bush, Scooter Libby.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:42 PM (CDGwz)

346 339 The Wailin' Jennys: [Bright Morning Stars "Swing Low, Sail High"/"All the Stars" https://youtu.be/qPnW70OuRHA
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 10:10 PM (OHZm
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Cowboy Junkies / A Common Disaster

Late to this, probably my only comment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (WEBkv)

--Hoser!

What songs?

"Swing Low, Sail High" could be the theme song for my divorce.

--and garrett, we all have our guilty pleasures.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:42 PM (OHZm8)

347 I'm from the Fargo, ND area and you can pretty much shoot anywhere outside of city limits. It is flat as f### up here, you can see you dog run away for two days. Thankfully, gravity prevents the bullets from flying to Montana. It got so cold up here last year propane stopped vaporizing so a lot of people didn't have heat at 40 below. I suggest buying some long johns, a new car battery, good boots and an ice scraper. Oh, by the way, if you notice the wind stopped blowing it means you're dead.

Posted by: Starbanker at November 15, 2019 11:43 PM (kf3l1)

348 OTOH, Carter, pardoned, *and* made anonymous 10,000 deserters. Sadly, I refer to this too often.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:44 PM (CDGwz)

349 Sexiest song?

You Can Leave Your Hat On.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 15, 2019 11:44 PM (PkVlr)

350 >> Oh, by the way, if you notice the wind stopped blowing it means you're dead.


The wind blows like regret in North Dakota.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:44 PM (JSFuc)

351 Bush, Scooter Libby.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:42 PM (CDGwz)
----!
He did, at least, commute Libby's sentence.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:45 PM (3Z6pZ)

352 The Venona project would like a word.



To say the least.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 11:45 PM (1Vobx)

353 Sexiest song?

Well, "Gilda" didn't come out until 1946, but there's a reason Rita Hayworth was GI Joe's favorite pinup girl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY2IpSCV-Nk

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:45 PM (d6Ksn)

354 Anywhere up on the Plains. That Rocky Mountain Front is an amazing feature.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:45 PM (JSFuc)

355 Cowboy Junkies / A Common Disaster

Late to this, probably my only comment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:38 PM (WEBkv)

--Hoser!

What songs?

"Swing Low, Sail High" could be the theme song for my divorce.

--and garrett, we all have our guilty pleasures.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:42 PM (OHZm

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Okay, two comments.

Actual album was "Lay it Down" (yeah, I got it wrong, sue me)

Tracks were:

Something More Besides You

&

A Common Disaster

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (WEBkv)

356 The wind blows like regret in North Dakota.
Posted by: garrett
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Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (CDGwz)

357 Always liked 'Love and Happiness' Al Green

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (SxBH1)

358 As a former denizen of Winnipeg who frequented Grand Forks and Fargo often, North Dakota is an awesome state.

Pitchfork Fondue FTW!

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (OHZm8)

359 Quick poll: How many among the Horde can say they have seen a corpse that had been very recently bisected by a train?

Bottom line: I had a very weird afternoon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)

360 Later all.



Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (WEBkv)

361 Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:46 PM (CDGwz)
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I performed in that musical twice.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (3Z6pZ)

362 Nora Jones, Man of the Hour

https://youtu.be/5N4afR_C3I4

(should go on the pet thread I suppose)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (1glZx)

363 Dying cartoon guy in the bed looks like Ed Asner, so it works.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)

364 "Sin" by NiN isn't a pure banging song though. Still smoke a cigarette and listen to it before important meetings. Gets my head in the right place. Trent gets it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:48 PM (5aX2M)

365 I like jusyt about all Al Green. That fucker had some pipes.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:48 PM (JSFuc)

366 Hammer

I don't see Libby as being in the same position vis a vis the President as the three I mentioned.

It's all in the eye of the beholder. The three I mentioned arguably made Nixon's presidency possible. Nixon stood for the proposition that complete loyalty is a one-way street.

Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:48 PM (Cssks)

367 There should have been a "Truth and Reconciliation" hearing in 1992.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOO~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 11:49 PM (1Vobx)

368 Then there's Michelle Pfeiffer on the piano singing "Makin' Whoopie."

I saw that movie with a gay male coworker and he said he nearly turned straight watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQNFCRom7c0

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (d6Ksn)

369
I don't see Libby as being in the same position vis a vis the President as the three I mentioned.
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Didn't mean to imply that. Just the Pres. stepping in to right a wrong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (CDGwz)

370 359 Quick poll: How many among the Horde can say they have seen a corpse that had been very recently bisected by a train?

Bottom line: I had a very weird afternoon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
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No, but I've seen a guy dying and another dead after they tangled with an RV while on a motorcycle.

Made a U Turn in front of the RV.

Never forgot that bloody arm sticking up in the air and quivering.

Okay, I need to stop reading comments.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (WEBkv)

371 Quick poll: How many among the Horde can say they have seen a corpse that had been very recently bisected by a train?
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I saw a little old lady with her brains splattered on the street. Not quite the same thing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (3Z6pZ)

372 I'm from the Fargo, ND area and you can pretty much shoot anywhere
outside of city limits. It is flat as f### up here, you can see you dog
run away for two days. Thankfully, gravity prevents the bullets from
flying to Montana. It got so cold up here last year propane stopped
vaporizing so a lot of people didn't have heat at 40 below. I suggest
buying some long johns, a new car battery, good boots and an ice
scraper. Oh, by the way, if you notice the wind stopped blowing it means
you're dead.

My wife and I loved the week or so we spent stranded in Bismark last summer. As for the winter....I know, I know, but she's from Alberta, which is the same damn thing. I'm sure I could...adjust.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (k5ANL)

373 362 Nora Jones, Man of the Hour

https://youtu.be/5N4afR_C3I4

(should go on the pet thread I suppose)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (1glZx)

--Norah belongs on any thread.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (OHZm8)

374 Quick poll: How many among the Horde can say they have seen a corpse that had been very recently bisected by a train?

Bottom line: I had a very weird afternoon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)

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Nope. I once saw a twelve year old die by smashing into the wall of a gym on a swinging climb-rope. The shit was fucking brutal. And preventable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)

375 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)

That's pretty awful

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (d6Ksn)

376 Pretty Hate Machine is just amazing from start to finish. Something I Can Never Have is beautifully, painfully haunting.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (NWiLs)

377 Shelby Lynn doind Dusty Springfield is pretty sexy stuff.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:52 PM (JSFuc)

378 I saw a body dissected by my boss once.

I used to work in a few pathology labs.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2019 11:52 PM (I99aF)

379 Bottom line: I had a very weird afternoon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)


Yep you win. I called in sick and spent the day on house chores and digging potatoes.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:53 PM (1glZx)

380 I've seen autopsies-- does that count?

Btw, there's a reason homicide detectives smoke cigars.

Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:53 PM (Cssks)

381 I used to work in a few pathology labs.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


A few?

How many licensed?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 11:53 PM (1Vobx)

382 I want to see Primus in Oakland in two weeks, but they're opening for Slayer, who I can't stand I don't want to give money to.

Dilemmas.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2019 11:54 PM (I99aF)

383 I like ND. Montana is prettier, and there are many, many places you can bet a lot of acreage and shoot whenever you want.

Posted by: Sobek at November 15, 2019 11:55 PM (lELxn)

384 My sister once worked in the ER so she saw some godawful stuff. The one that I remember, though, was when she came home laughing hysterically because a guy had come in with a large container of Johnson's Baby Powder stuck in his butt. He said he had accidentally sat down on it.

Sure, fella! You have to be really careful about sitting down when you're bareassed naked because you might just end up with a bottle of baby powder up your rear end.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:55 PM (d6Ksn)

385 Path labs are revolving doors. At my third lab I realized I knew half the people there from my other jobs. I think it's because every pathologist is an asshole and you have to find the type you can put up with.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2019 11:56 PM (I99aF)

386 "Man of the Hour" is cute.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2019 11:57 PM (OHZm8)

387 I saw a little old lady with her brains splattered on the street. Not quite the same thing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 11:50 PM (3Z6pZ

Actually that sounds way worse.

Sorry. I do not want to derail the thread. Let's not go there.

Bottom line, it was a jarring moment, but I am not squeamish. I was a medic in the Army. But, admittedly, this was a weird day.

Hey. Let's be happy. I love Grand Funk's Queen Bee. Cool song.

Again. Apologies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)

388 >>I want to see Primus in Oakland in two weeks, but they're opening for Slayer, who I can't stand I don't want to give money to.


Are you insane?

Slayer's final Tour?

Besides, Slayer destroys Primus, Live. Studio. Whatever.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (JSFuc)

389 I think it's because every pathologist is an asshole and you have to find the type you can put up with.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2019 11:56 PM (I99aF)

I found there is a reason pathologists don't become internists or Family Practitioners. No people skills whatsoever.

Also tends to be true of radiologists.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (d6Ksn)

390 MT is the most beautiful place I've ever seen... & I ain't a rube 'cause I've been to Provence.

But I was in MT in the SUMMER, so... there's that. Same for AK. Mighty pretty... in the summer.

Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (Cssks)

391 there was this meme I sent around once that said that hospitals are odd places, where in one room a man is holding his son for the first time, in another a son is holding his father for the last time, and somewhere nearby there is a guy who lost his TV remote up his ass.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (1glZx)

392 I was born in Rapid City , South Dakota and lived there as a kid. I'd like to go back to see it through adult eyes.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (2DOZq)

393 Montana is a terrible place. Best to just tell your friends that.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:59 PM (JSFuc)

394 Useless Information Department: Trent Reznor is from my neck of the woods: He grew up in Mercer Pa. Nice town.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 15, 2019 11:59 PM (PHrW/)

395 Are you insane?



Slayer's final Tour?



Besides, Slayer destroys Primus, Live. Studio. Whatever.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (JSFuc)

SLAYER, fuck yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (9Om/r)

396 Sharing gore stories is a bad idea. Really.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (xSo9G)

397 Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM (1glZx)

Hah! Very true!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (d6Ksn)

398
An internist knows everything but does nothing.

A surgeon knows nothing but does everything.

A pathologist knows everything and does everything, but too late.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (7rVsF)

399 The best thing about being a pathologist is, the malpractice insurance is very reasonable.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (Cssks)

400 Bers knows what he's talkin' about.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (JSFuc)

401 Again. Apologies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 15, 2019 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)
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Eh, it's OK. I know what your nic means.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (3Z6pZ)

402 Pretty Hate Machine is just amazing from start to finish. Something I Can Never Have is beautifully, painfully haunting.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 11:51 PM (NWiLs)

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Yeah. I don't have a favorite artist or song. But if I had to answer the question "what is the best single album of your lifetime," it's PHM. Thought that since Columbia House sent it to me in first grade, and I haven't changed my mind. It'll take some hell of an effort to change it.

And that fucked up junkie weirdo was just a kid when he wrote it. I'm glad I'm not him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (5aX2M)

403 I've seen autopsies-- does that count?

Btw, there's a reason homicide detectives smoke cigars.
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2019 11:53 PM (Cssks)

Mrs. Mahon did a dissection of a cadaver as a part of her forensic medicine training. She did well. almost too well... *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)

404 I found there is a reason pathologists don't become internists or Family Practitioners. No people skills whatsoever.

Also tends to be true of radiologists.

Posted by: DonnaV. at November 15, 2019 11:58 PM

Oh, there's NO question on this. I'm told future pathologists are pulled aside by their med school mentors and given "the talk" about what sort of patients they should treat (dead ones).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:01 AM (I99aF)

405 Primus. Are they the band that did the South Patk theme?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM (3Z6pZ)

406 >>And that fucked up junkie weirdo was just a kid when he wrote it.


Friend of mine who is a very talented guitarist once opined about Rezonr's first LP " Anybody with a decent home studio could have made that."

To which I replied. "Yeah. But, he DID."

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM (JSFuc)

407 Old nurse's joke. What's ten inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM (xSo9G)

408 uplifting as fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM (KP5rU)

409 Slayer!

\m/ \m/

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM (NWiLs)

410 I saw Primus opened for Rush in '92 at Wembley Arena. Really.

Primus sucks.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM (PHrW/)

411 Sexiest song

Slayer- Dead Skin Mask

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 16, 2019 12:04 AM (2DOZq)

412 >>"what is the best single album of your lifetime,"

Zod won a Jim Nabors album by calling into a radio station call-in contest. This occurred in Omaha, Nebraska a long time ago.

That is all.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:04 AM (XzT/D)

413 I've seen Primus about 5 times.
Good shows all.

But it gets kinda schlocky with Les goffin' all over everything.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:04 AM (JSFuc)

414 >>"what is the best single album of your lifetime,"


It hurts trying to think of just, you know, the one.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (JSFuc)

415 Primus. Are they the band that did the South Patk theme?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM

Yes. And Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, Tommy the Cat, Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers, My Name Is Mud, Jerry Was a Race-car Driver, and Southbound Pachyderm. To name a few.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (I99aF)

416 I saw Slayer open for Judas Priest at the Cow Palace in 1988.
Had to say that, but/because it's true.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (KAi1n)

417 Sexiest Song

Cold Ethyl - Alice Cooper

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (PHrW/)

418 SLAYER, fuck yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2019 12:00 AM (9Om/r)

YYYYYYAARRGHHH!
Fucking Slayer!

I miss Hanneman, a lot. But who stepped up to the plate? Fucking Gary Holt! fucking love Gary Holt.

I've always thought Exodus was Slayer with a little bit of melody.

but no Dave Lombardo.

Kind of a wash.

What the fuck ever. METAL FUCKING RULES!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (x8Wzq)

419 Holy crap, that jury in SF awarded Planned Butcherhood $2 million.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2019 12:06 AM (r+sAi)

420 415 Primus. Are they the band that did the South Patk theme?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM

Yes. And Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, Tommy the Cat, Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers, My Name Is Mud, Jerry Was a Race-car Driver, and Southbound Pachyderm. To name a few.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (I99aF)

Shake Hands With Beef

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)

421 I saw Primus opened for Rush in '92 at Wembley Arena. Really.

Primus sucks.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM

I saw them open for Rush in Oakland, same tour. That Oakland show is the source for possibly the best Rush bootleg out there.

And yes, Primus sucks!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:07 AM (I99aF)

422 Holy crap, that jury in SF awarded Planned Butcherhood $2 million.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Home town of Moloch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G)

423 Yes. And Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, Tommy the Cat, Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers, My Name Is Mud, Jerry Was a Race-car Driver, and Southbound Pachyderm. To name a few.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:05 AM (I99aF)
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There's that big brown beaver again. It showed up on thread earlier this week. I guess I'm just not au courant on these things.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:08 AM (3Z6pZ)

424 >>I saw them open for Rush in Oakland, same tour. That Oakland show is the source for possibly the best Rush bootleg out there.


Better than St Louis 79?

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:08 AM (JSFuc)

425 Not my favorite album but the album I've listen to the most is 10, 000 Maniacs - Our Time in Eden

That's the album I listen to when I paint.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (2DOZq)

426 So, since both were linked here, I saw NIN open for JMC at the Boathouse in March 1990.



NIN totally lapped the headliner.

All right, good night.

Hope I can come back more frequently.

Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (OHZm8)

427 To which I replied. "Yeah. But, he DID."
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:02 AM (JSFuc)

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The thing is a 45 or so minute scream of pain and rage. I'm pretty sure that's not a setting on a synth board.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (5aX2M)

428 primus sucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (KP5rU)

429 *TOTALLY BREAKING ALL THE THINGS IN MY DEN RIGHT NOW, BCUZ I'M IN A METAL FRENZY OR SOMETHING!*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (x8Wzq)

430 I once explained to a pathologist that the time-of- death range he had established was a problem, because the guy was in jail & alive then, & the defendant (who had confessed & led the cops to the murder weapon) would win the Powerball lottery if that was his expert opinion.

He said he could expand the time range a little.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2019 12:09 AM (Cssks)

431 Holy crap, that jury in SF awarded Planned Butcherhood $2 million.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Home town of Moloch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G)
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See, this is why I've never been empaneled on a jury in my life. And likely never will be.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:10 AM (3Z6pZ)

432 Better than St Louis 79?

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:08 AM

I think so. They arguably hadn't written some of their best songs by '79. Also, it's a show I attended, so I'm biased.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:11 AM (I99aF)

433 Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:01 AM (I99aF)

It's funny - once upon a time, part of my job was to go to Medical Staff department and committee meetings and take minutes. I wasn't a medical person but it didn't take long to notice the differences between the different medical specialties.

The Family Practitioners and Internists and Pediatricians were the nicest but had a tendency to talk alot about problems without making final decisions. (On the minutes, the issue was usually "open" and carried over to the next meeting - for months.)

The shrinks were the worst for beating around the bush and never seeming to solve anything.

The surgeons were very blunt and direct, didn't waste time, "OK, that's solved, let's move on." Same with cardiologists.

But I was also in charge of setting up the computers for Powerpoint presentations and stuff and if something went haywire (which usually was a matter of not plugging some cord in correctly), you DID want it to happen in a surgery meeting. They were not forgiving.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 16, 2019 12:11 AM (d6Ksn)

434 Alabama man that slashed giant baby Trump balloon at Alabama/LSU game:

"It's the first time I've ever seen a liberal mad about chopping up a baby."

God bless the south.

https://tinyurl.com/yjbko2re

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2019 12:11 AM (iIUKh)

435 Sexiest songs, probably either Sway by Rosemary Clooney
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=eWI5tyS_sTg

Or A Night Like This by Caro Emerald
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=74LXx0wSqMI


(syncopation, that is a hook for me, you know?)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 12:11 AM (1glZx)

436 Just visited MSNBC.... aaaannnd they have jack shit fuck all nothin.
Nobody cares about fake tears.
NOBODY

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (aR6C/)

437 That 79 show has always been the Gold Standard Rush Boot. FM Broadcast in the midwest made it easy to get a primo copy of.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (JSFuc)

438 "you DID want it to happen in a surgery meeting."

Oops, should be DID NOT want it to happen in a surgery meeting.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (d6Ksn)

439 Sade's first two LPs, loaded with the sexxy stuff.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (JSFuc)

440 Sade's first two LPs, loaded with the sexxy stuff.
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM (JSFu

Sexist forehead alive.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 16, 2019 12:13 AM (2DOZq)

441 MSNBC is a carney show without the carney high moral standards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:14 AM (PHrW/)

442 He could have gotten the jar out, if only he had some baby powder.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 16, 2019 12:14 AM (LxTcq)

443 That 79 show has always been the Gold Standard Rush Boot. FM Broadcast in the midwest made it easy to get a primo copy of.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2019 12:12 AM

The '92 Oakland show was a DAT from the soundboard. It was meant to be a gift to Primus (since Oakland was their "home show"), but the tape was stolen. Next thing you know, lots of CDs from Italy...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:15 AM (I99aF)

444 or maybe this one . . . .

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=sCbzWiJLVhk

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 12:15 AM (1glZx)

445 Save was fine as fuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:15 AM (5aX2M)

446 Sade dammit

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:15 AM (5aX2M)

447 bass players.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2019 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

448 "The Canonical List of Weird Band Names."

Good stuff.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:16 AM (XzT/D)

449 Black Velvet by Alannah Myles

Posted by: Floridachick at November 16, 2019 12:17 AM (DOAFl)

450 I fancy Lou Reed's "Heroin":

Up to Lexington and one two five,
Feel sick and dirty,
And just barely alive.

Hey, white boy-- whatcha doin' uptown?
Hey white boy-- you chasin' our women around?

Oh pardon me, Sir
It's furtherest from my mind.
I'm just waiting for a dear, dear friend of mine.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2019 12:17 AM (Cssks)

451 I've always thought "Blunt Force Trauma" would be a good name for a punk band.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (3Z6pZ)

452 I have a question for the Horde: outside of coffee, what's your favorite energy drink? Or, what was your all-time caffeine buzz?

I can name my own all-time caffeine buzz. It was in 1991 and cost me a job that I loved.

I saw some Mtn Dew KickStart at the store today. Tagline: "Contains enough caffeine to kill 9 ordinary men!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

453 Evenin' Horde.

Well, this morning I had to bribe the local Humane Society to spay my pup.

Next I had to bribe Home Depot to give me some lumber to repair my deck.

Then I bribed Costco into giving me a bunch of toilet paper, a big bag of roasted unsalted peanuts, two dozen eggs, a couple of big tins of Italian cookies, and a hot dog and Pepsi.

Then I had to make a little quid pro quo arrangement with a Costco gas pump to juice up my car.

I went to pick up my pup. Turns out that while they had her open, they discovered she had an umbilical hernia so I had to bribe them another $60 when I picked her up.

Finally, I bribed some Mexican into giving me an al pastor super burrito, ultimate nachos, and a flautas plata.

Yet another day full of high crimes and misdemeanors.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (BaHwF)

454 I saw Primus opened for Rush in '92 at Wembley Arena. Really.



Primus sucks.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 16, 2019 12:03 AM (PHrW/)

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and the best band played "First!"


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 12:19 AM (NqeSm)

455 My favorite "energy" drink?

Kahlua.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (1glZx)

456 Black Velvet by Alannah Myles
Posted by: Floridachick at November 16, 2019 12:17 AM (DOAFl)

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That was the ex-wife's favorite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (5aX2M)

457 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

Plain old coffee works for me. Sorry to be boring.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (d6Ksn)

458 Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (BaHwF)
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Dude! You're practically President!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (3Z6pZ)

459 Donna, that's okay.
Kindltot, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)

460 I don't do energy drinks. It's coffee or homicide.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 16, 2019 12:21 AM (H5knJ)

461 From the list:

'Origami Genitalia'

'Manson-Nixon Line' is good, too.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:22 AM (XzT/D)

462 bear, fair enough.

I personally would never drink one of those 5-Hour Energy things. I'd probably end up killing myself somehow. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

463 Also, everyone I know who's ever tried No-Doz? Got a horrible headache from it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)

464 Sexiest song...

Grace Slick, "Don't You Need Somebody to Love?"

I could think of something more obscure & less obvious, but... why?

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2019 12:23 AM (Cssks)

465 My favorite "energy" drink?

Kahlua.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 12:20 AM (1glZx)

Mine, apparently is bourbon with a Voodoo Ranger IPA chaser.

because I want to fuck shit up. I am in a mood.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:24 AM (x8Wzq)

466 *shoves the thread*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:25 AM (x8Wzq)

467 can name my own all-time caffeine buzz. It was in 1991 and cost me a job that I loved.



I saw some Mtn Dew KickStart at the store today. Tagline: "Contains enough caffeine to kill 9 ordinary men!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

Jolt cola. All the sugar and twice the caffiene.

I do recall when Red Bull and Vodka was big in London around the turn of the century. It had not hit the US yet but it went pretty crazy soon after.

I was never really a caffiene guy. By far the biggest hit I took was too much vivarin for a long study night. i recall my hands shaking. That was certainly the biggest Caffeine hit for me.

Posted by: Quint at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (n13/j)

468 >>464 Sexiest song...

NIN, "Closer."
Honorable mention: Cyrkle, "Red Rubber Ball."

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (XzT/D)

469 Finally, I bribed some Mexican into giving me an al pastor super burrito

Yes, I checked and double-checked to make sure that space was in there

Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (BaHwF)

470 Also, everyone I know who's ever tried No-Doz? Got a horrible headache from it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)
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I could go for just plain old Doz right about now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (3Z6pZ)

471 Old nurse's joke. What's ten inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Stethoscope

Posted by: Sock Monkey..odor eaters not included at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (JRHyo)

472 Quint, yikes!

I remember sometimes, back in my coffee days, being able to watch my blood vessels twitch in my arm... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)

473 Quick poll: How many among the Horde can say they have seen a corpse that had been very recently bisected by a train?

*********

My dad was a mortician. I've seen a lot of stuff most people never see.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 16, 2019 12:33 AM (flINI)

474 Nite, all.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2019 12:33 AM (3Z6pZ)

475
My boss was really lacing into YD today... he blackmailed me.

We've been pushing really hard the last couple weeks. We've been working really hard on it, crazy hours. We met our contractual obligations, but it turns out that we need to put in some extra hours... And this fucking bully intimidated me into working even MOAR HOURS, just so he'd look good.

I'ma sue his evil ass in the HoR, and believe you me, I'ma turn on the waterworks when I do.

I mean - it's obvious.

He was trying to bribe me. If I continued on not doing a job, but collecting a paycheck for it, I'd have been fine. But this unscrupulous sonofabitch demanded labor for money.

I'm on the payroll. I should receive pay for 80hrs, because I need to spend 40hrs charging retro videogames and organic sandwiches to the company card. Anything short of that isn't just bribery - it's extortion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:35 AM (5aX2M)

476 Father-in-law moonlit driving a tow truck. In the sixties and early seventies, when seatbelts were...not worn. Wife says he routinely found entire bodies scrunched in the footwells of cars.

Zod's new band name: Footwell Cramped.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:38 AM (XzT/D)

477 Ok...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:39 AM (2B9A/)

478 >>Anything short of that isn't just bribery - it's extortion. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:35 AM (5aX2M)

You just can't even.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:40 AM (XzT/D)

479 Are we sharing mangled body horror stories? I once ran my butler through a woodchopper for serving me non-top shelf vodka!

Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2019 12:40 AM (L2ZTs)

480 Hmm. I may be in my cups, but, YD's post...
I
Umm, er...
Hmm.

Oooh, look at the time.

'Night Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 16, 2019 12:40 AM (x8Wzq)

481 I worked many a fatality scene as a commercial lines and WC claims adjuster. Worst part was interviewing the family .

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 16, 2019 12:42 AM (2DOZq)

482 I was a regular drinker of energy drinks for a while. This was also back when I smoked real cigarettes. I started getting lower back spasms and cramps and I finally went to the doctor. She told me that too many stimulants was the most likely cause.

So I gave up the energy drinks without regret.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:42 AM (2B9A/)

483 Night Pug.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:42 AM (2B9A/)

484 Someone is socking a regular, I believe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:43 AM (2B9A/)

485 **ANOTHER TOP FIVE WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR FLIGHT IS DOOMED**

5. Meet your flight's newly sworn-in air marshal, Alec Baldwin

4. Mid-flight, the pilot switches the fine jet fuel he usually uses with Folger's Crystals

3. The in-flight entertainment is Taylor Swift doing her tribute to Yoko Ono

2. Your favorite stewardess is sucked out the window and into the jet engine

1. You're seated next to Adam Schiff

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)

486 back in the mid-80's, i w*rked repo, in all the best parts of Lost Angels.

we picked up a car from the impound yard, towed it back, then discovered it was drive-able, once the battery was charged up, etc.

i got to drive it to auction, starred windshield and all, where both the driver and the passenger had gone head first into the windshield, then had their long hair ripped out by the roots as they were thrown back.

(yeah, no seat belts, apparently)

damn sure i buckled up before i drove off the lot.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 12:46 AM (NqeSm)

487 Or it really could be YD, he has had two different hashes split about evenly on his posts this thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:46 AM (2B9A/)

488 The right 40-50 acres and you'll be fine for a nice little range.

You'll need closer to a half a section or so for a proper long rifle range, though.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 09:44 PM (JSFuc)

With a hill for backstop, you could get a hundred-yard range in on three acres, provided the adjoining land was not also 3-acre plots with homes on them.

My place here is 3 acres, but it lacks any natural backstop. Does not stop me from shooting at gophers, though, because ground.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 12:47 AM (/sgva)

489 To think!

I almost quit lurking and checked out for the night before hitting the answer on Old nurse's joke. Whew! That might've haunted my dreams.

So now I can quit lurking and check out for the night. And sleep peacefully.

♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - is watching you at November 16, 2019 12:47 AM (5RITs)

490
I'll be dadgummed. Tonight's Twilight Zone is where Jack Warden is a prisoner on a deserted planet and gets a sexbot delivered to him.

Anyway, a young Ted Knight (Ted Baxter) played a bit part as one of the delivery crew.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2019 12:48 AM (f1Vqw)

491 I remember driving home from work one afternoon and saw a car with the roof sheared off with all of the police and so forth standing around it. There was a sheet over the passenger compartment and also there was a team down in the woods looking for something.

Did not want details.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:49 AM (2B9A/)

492 Night 'Mahon. I hope you don't dream bribe me... dream YD would be unscrupulous enough to dream accept it, and then once our dream personas collude with the other 136 countries, he'd be in hot soup on the Quid Pro Quo.

Or some shit.

None of this makes any sense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:49 AM (5aX2M)

493 I don't sock regulars. I just use several networks because of hectic schedules. It's not me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM (5aX2M)

494 >>and gets a sexbot delivered to him.

Old and busted: Trump-era enthusiasts have to purchase fuckdolls.
New Hotness: Elizabeth Warren-era free school, free healthcare, free food, state-issued free fuckdoll.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM (XzT/D)

495 493 I don't sock regulars. I just use several networks because of hectic schedules. It's not me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM (5aX2M)

You all right tonight or are you going for the Crispin Glover on his birthday strangeness?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:53 AM (2B9A/)

496 free fuckdoll.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM

Which is programed to withhold sex from you for not displaying sufficient wokeness. (They're REALLY working on this. I shit you not.)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:57 AM (I99aF)

497 Or some shit.



None of this makes any sense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:49 AM (5aX2M)

----
which is why it on the ONT, and thus DOES make sense.

you're welcome.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 12:57 AM (NqeSm)

498
They shot his sexbot. He got a pardon, and they came to bring him back, but he didn't want to leave without her. So the they shot her, to show she was nothing but a machine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2019 12:58 AM (f1Vqw)

499 You all right tonight or are you going for the Crispin Glover on his birthday strangeness?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 16, 2019 12:53 AM (2B9A/)

------

Ok, all this makes perfect sense to me, but I've been awake for 50+ hours so I might be putting loose shit on the blog.

Maybe I should go to bed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 12:58 AM (5aX2M)

500 Which is programed to withhold sex from you for not
displaying sufficient wokeness. (They're REALLY working on this. I shit
you not.)


Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 12:57 AM (I99aF)

----
naw, it just withholds sex because it can, just like flesh and blood women of today....

and yesterday.

and tomorrow.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 12:59 AM (NqeSm)

501

Free sex dolls? Can you get ones guaranteed ProgTard pure?

Posted by: ShaNayNay, Official Sign Language Interpreter for Lesbian Midgets of Color Soviet Collective 2020 at November 16, 2019 01:01 AM (nWzqh)

502 Can you imagine state-issued fuckdoll DMV?

Saturday morning. The sullen rabble sitting in plastic chairs in a grimy, noisome waiting-room, "take a number," curt, fat counter attendants, no documents, wrong documents, no habla, test drives, broken units, wild kids, abandoned dolls, frustration, take a number...

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:02 AM (XzT/D)

503 Old and busted: Trump-era enthusiasts have to purchase fuckdolls.

New Hotness: Elizabeth Warren-era free school, free healthcare, free food, state-issued free fuckdoll.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 12:52 AM (XzT/D)

----
comes with vaginal dryness and chronic yeast/UTI infections standard, as are migraines, cramps, and distemper.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 01:02 AM (NqeSm)

504 Sexiest song: Desire, by Meg Myers

https://youtu.be/bR5u9jb0PJE

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 16, 2019 01:02 AM (3JQ/p)

505 There are people so worried that men will "rape" their sexbots (meaning act-out rape fantasies on them... I don't think they literally mean fucking it without consent) that they want to program the robots to "resist" if the sex is too "violent" (presumably by making it harder to "get in").

This is the nutzoid fucking world that continues to devolve around us.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 01:03 AM (I99aF)

506
Saturday morning. The sullen rabble sitting in
plastic chairs in a grimy, noisome waiting-room, "take a number," curt,
fat counter attendants, no documents, wrong documents, no habla, test
drives, broken units, wild kids, abandoned dolls, frustration, take a
number...

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:02 AM (XzT/D)

---
and that is different from marriage, how?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 01:03 AM (NqeSm)

507 >>Can you get ones guaranteed ProgTard pure?

Nobody gets a fuckdoll with the "sensible, conservative" Voice-Pak. Why would you do that?

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:04 AM (XzT/D)

508 Yeah when your fingers start getting aphasia, it's a pretty good sign you should check out and get some rest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 01:04 AM (5aX2M)

509 I'll be dadgummed. Tonight's Twilight Zone is where
Jack Warden is a prisoner on a deserted planet and gets a sexbot
delivered to him.



Anyway, a young Ted Knight (Ted Baxter) played a bit part as one of the delivery crew.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2019 12:48 AM (f1Vqw)


And he blows her face off in the end. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2019 01:05 AM (9Om/r)

510 Yeah when your fingers start getting aphasia, it's a pretty good sign you should check out and get some rest.





Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2019 01:04 AM (5aX2M)

----
quitter.... wimp.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 01:06 AM (NqeSm)

511 >>and that is different from marriage, how?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2019 01:03 AM (NqeSm)

Emissions inspection: FAIL

Yep, mawwidge.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:07 AM (XzT/D)

512 https://tinyurl.com/yjjx4h2o

https://tinyurl.com/yzcpmm6c

https://tinyurl.com/yjer6nsx

https://tinyurl.com/yjdamoja

https://tinyurl.com/yeh72cu3

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2019 10:40 PM (qAR6u)

All but one of these are broken. tinyurl has been flaky as hell for a few days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 01:09 AM (/sgva)

513 >>they want to program the robots to "resist" if the sex is too "violent"

Resistance is foreplay.

The Doll Will Assimilate.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:09 AM (XzT/D)

514 Sexbot Repair, now there's an up and coming trade!

Posted by: My Dealer Shot My Pimp at November 16, 2019 01:09 AM (nWzqh)

515 Come on down to Huntsville AL. Better hurry though. We're filling up. Would be great to have more of you guys down here. Great town. Lots of good musicians and loaded with brilliant ppl. Leave ur liberalism at the border; not that y'all wouldn't. Software ppl email me.

Posted by: BamaGuy at November 16, 2019 01:12 AM (yUqxU)

516 >>Sexbot Repair

"Well, mister, I can fix it, but it'd be cheaper to just buy a new one."
"Cheap Chinese junk."
"Tell me about it." (Packs up fuckdoll-repair tools). "You get what you pay for."
"Yep. Huh." (Pause) "Sauy, you deal with these things all the time. Do you know if people just...*don't* fix 'em, and keep using 'em...?"

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:13 AM (XzT/D)

517

Sure, you can usually keep using them, as long as they aren't 110V...hose 'em out, wrap the hoohaw in duct tape, maybe in your case take the leg the rest of the way off, get 'er an eyepatch and a stuffed parrot...

Posted by: Sexbot Repairman at November 16, 2019 01:16 AM (nWzqh)

518 tinyurl has been flaky as hell for a few days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 01:09 AM

I've always used bit.ly and never had a problem.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2019 01:18 AM (I99aF)

519 He looked at the doll; the doll stared back. She'd been a tremendous expense, but he averaged the emotional chasm she had filled in his life against the steep initial outlay, and considered her years of plastic affection as a bargain at the price. Now, though, she had aged. Her rubberized skin, powdered for years to maintain smoothness, was brittle and gave off an odd, alien shine. One eye, once polished bright so that it looked moist, was dull. A toe had been broken (bitten?) off. Still, he was not ready to part with her. Her name was Helene, and she made him whole...

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:23 AM (XzT/D)

520 Rick and Morty sexbot . . .

https://youtu.be/zkba6gxzF0U

Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2019 01:24 AM (1glZx)

521 Sexiest song.

"Having my Baby", by Paul Anka.

And all the very surprised dad's get shirts Paternity Suits.


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:24 AM (QzJWU)

522 So ONT, not gonna lie, have not read the comments, But I just Love President Trump, I just do

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (+dLD3)

523

Helene watched him with her good eye, contemplating the years, the abuse, the affection that gradually turned to ennui, then neglect, and finally a mixture of pity, contempt, and vague unease. She could sense it all, see his calculation, knew that someday she would be cast out with only the smallest of regrets and no small measure of eagerness. She also knew that she would never let that happen...

Posted by: Sexbot Repairman at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (nWzqh)

524 Best Hendrix tune: the live version of Machine Gun from the Band of Gypsys (sic) album.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (oQp6r)

525
Yet another day full of high crimes and misdemeanors.
Posted by: Average Guy

=======

What, no extortion? My employer asked me to do some work. I told them no dice unless they paid me. I'm posting under a pseudonym in case the FBI is lurking.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (13CQC)

526 Sexiest song. Chris Stapleton Tennesee Whiskey

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:28 AM (+dLD3)

527
So ONT, not gonna lie, have not read the comments, But I just Love President Trump, I just do
Posted by: lousagirl

=======

And I hate his enemies, can't help it. I'm watching that idiot Lawrence O'Donnell talking about "the tweet...that could be a CRIME" and praying for the day when the truth is revealed.

#twoweeks, I'm told

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2019 01:29 AM (13CQC)

528 > Nobody gets a fuckdoll with the "sensible, conservative" Voice-Pak. Why would you do that?
No one wants a fuckdoll that accuses you of rape the next day, either.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2019 01:30 AM (oQp6r)

529 My place here is 3 acres, but it lacks any natural backstop. Does not stop me from shooting at gophers, though, because ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I see swimming pools and movie stars in your future.

Posted by: Miklos Clampett at November 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

530 Blonde Morticia, remedy, look up Lawrence O'Donnell stop the hammering, probably one of the funniest fking videos I have ever seen, but it's the one someone dubbed with President Trump fucking w with him!@

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:33 AM (+dLD3)

531 >>No one wants a fuckdoll that accuses you of rape the next day, either. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2019 01:30 AM (oQp6r)

I'd be shocked if that Scene-Pak *didn't* actually cost extra.

It's a weird world.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:34 AM (XzT/D)

532 Ambassador Yovanovich watched him with her good eye, contemplating the years, the abuse, the affection that gradually turned to ennui, then neglect, and finally a mixture of pity, contempt, and vague unease. She could sense it all, see his calculation, knew that someday she would be cast out with only the smallest of regrets and no small measure of eagerness. She also knew that she would never let that happen...

"Hello. I wish to speak to Schiff..."

Posted by: Miklos, taking editorial liberties at November 16, 2019 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)

533 ..So ONT, not gonna lie, have not read the comments, But I just Love President Trump, I just do

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:27 AM (+dLD3)



I don't know the man, but I know what he's doing.

And I love what he's doing.

Fealty though, is a thing. And he has my fealty, loyalty and devotion.

Though I'd hesitate to die for him, I'd saddle up and take down his/your/ours/mine enemies to defend him, quick as you please.

To die for him? I'll hope truly, that such is never required. Not that my life is all that more important than his, but I kinda LIKE it here, you know?

That said, in defending him should I go down, I'll pray it's atop upon a mountain of spent brass and slain enemies.

Our lives should not be forfeit on the cheap.

Make it expensive.

Make them PAY.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

534 I see swimming pools and movie stars in your future.

Posted by: Miklos Clampett at November 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

********

See ment ponds

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 16, 2019 01:38 AM (flINI)

535 I see swimming pools and movie stars in your future.
Posted by: Miklos Clampett at November 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

There used to be a well on the same quarter, about 300 yards from my house. They did a workover, put a pumpjack on it; it pumped for a few weeks and shut down, and several years later they did an abandonment. Nothing left, now. I think there may be some potential for a deeper play in the Duvernay Shale, but I don't have mineral rights in any case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 01:38 AM (/sgva)

536 Ah, missed the prompt.
The SEXIEST Hendrix song is Crosstown Traffic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2019 01:39 AM (oQp6r)

537 Make it expensive.

Make them PAY.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn

I think you have been slotted in as a commerce raider in the mold of Raphael Semmes.

Posted by: Miklos, Admiral of the Ocean Sea at November 16, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

538 Let's say There but for the Grace of God go I, greatful I'm saved and I pray that everyone finds his Grace

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:40 AM (+dLD3)

539 Jim, you are one of my all time favorite aos guys, always true blue, God Bless You

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:43 AM (+dLD3)

540 There is no "sexiest Philip Glass song."

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:45 AM (XzT/D)

541 ..I think you have been slotted in as a commerce raider in the mold of Raphael Semmes.

Posted by: Miklos, Admiral of the Ocean Sea at November 16, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)



Far worse.

I'm a lone agent, with no accomplice, communications, confederates or lackeys.

One shot, and I'm gone for weeks or months, until the next shot.

And never the same Method of Operations repeated, ever.

Not to mention never the same barrel, chambering or ballistics.

Or "profile" of target.

Most of you have never gamed this shit out to the minute detail.

'Bout damn time that you do, capiche?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:45 AM (QzJWU)

542 And yeah, watching Tennesse whiskey for the third time, just a bit drunk haha

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:45 AM (+dLD3)

543 >>Most of you have never gamed this shit out to the minute detail. 'Bout damn time that you do, capiche?

No. You will continue to game this shit out to the minutest detail.

Zod will go to bed.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:48 AM (XzT/D)

544 I need to get more sleep but here I am

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 01:48 AM (ZCEU2)

545 I think New York sleeps more than Skip.

Posted by: Miklos, about to yawn at November 16, 2019 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

546 ..Jim, you are one of my all time favorite aos guys, always true blue, God Bless You

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:43 AM (+dLD3)



I think it was DeMille, in WWII, who produced the "Why We Fight" films.

Short version.

lousagirl is "Why We Fight".

I'll ask only that she allow her visage to adorn a U.S. combat aircraft as nose-art, in the Vargas tradition.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

547 I think it was DeMille, in WWII, who produced the "Why We Fight" films.

Produced? The US government was the producer.

Frank Capra directed.

Posted by: Miklos, picking nits at November 16, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

548 But to be Honest, my husband is the guy who knows every song ever written/sung/produced by and he does not buy me diamonds, but after 21 years, hes dedicated some pretty awesome songs to me over the years, he just knows me and I just am a spoiled and Blessed girl, I won the husband lottery

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:52 AM (+dLD3)

549 ..No. You will continue to game this shit out to the minutest detail.

Zod will go to bed.

Posted by: Zod at November 16, 2019 01:48 AM (XzT/D)



Careful, you.

My scope is calibrated in increments of "Minute of Zod."

You're well within my margin of error.

And I don't flinch.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:53 AM (QzJWU)

550 Awww, Jim you made me cry, Thank You,

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 01:54 AM (+dLD3)

551 ..Posted by: Miklos, picking nits at November 16, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)


Those were nits well picked.

*nods*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 01:55 AM (QzJWU)

552 Well, I am going to bed. Drove to Calgary and back today, so tired. Temperature hit 55 degrees this afternoon in Calgary. got to love that Chinook. Still in the mid-thirties here, may not freeze tonight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2019 01:58 AM (/sgva)

553 Posted by: Average Guy at November 16, 2019 12:26 AM (BaHwF)

You're good. You should write a blog or something. Ya got a newsletter?

Posted by: General Ferdi at November 16, 2019 01:58 AM (vqIkG)

554
Blonde Morticia, remedy, look up Lawrence O'Donnell stop the hammering, probably one of the funniest fking videos I have ever seen, but it's the one someone dubbed with President Trump fucking w with him!@
Posted by: lousagirl

=======

It took some digging, but I found it. omg!!!! lolol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 16, 2019 01:59 AM (13CQC)

555 Yeah, youtube always hides the good shit, they suck, but I can always find it one way or another

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 02:01 AM (+dLD3)

556 Back to low 40s here today, going to be a long winter.
And I do more than my fair share to help warm the globe.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 02:01 AM (ZCEU2)

557 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2019 02:04 AM (L2ZTs)

558 I had the Band of Gypsies album, should dig them out and see what is left, lost a cube in a internal flood once but have a few more but haven't looked at them in probably 20 years.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 02:07 AM (ZCEU2)

559 Goodnight Beautiful aos, I dont comment much, but I read the ont and good to see all the old commenters, and the new commenters and I know I'm not alone. God Bless all ya'll
And thinking I misspelled some words, forgive me haha

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 02:07 AM (+dLD3)

560 Six hours till the alarm.

I'm off to the snoozer, too, y'all.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2019 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

561 Aww qdpsteve, hi and Goodnight, and I'm officially drunk and going to bed, God Bless

Posted by: lousagirl at November 16, 2019 02:11 AM (+dLD3)

562

Sleep well boys...

Posted by: Helene at November 16, 2019 02:12 AM (nWzqh)

563 I have 3 hours left, be back in maybe 30 comments

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 02:21 AM (ZCEU2)

564 "This happened in real America, Alabama to be precise. I am seriously about this close ----[ ]---- to packing up and moving to North Dakota."

Waffles In The News
So... this happened in Alabama and you thought about North Dakota?

Man... I need to stop "tuning-in" late and start reading the comments on the ONT before I chime-in, I suppose.

It was an excellent story, however. I might have just left without an Example to follow.

Lesson I learned? ...Be The Example.

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 16, 2019 02:45 AM (Ckg4U)

565 *barks-alone at the universe*

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 16, 2019 02:58 AM (Ckg4U)

566 Customer Service at Slapweasel Industries seems to have suspended their Live Chat option.

Posted by: Miklos, and "Geg" from Bangalore was so helpful with all relevant issues at November 16, 2019 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)

567 *hurls rock into darkness at warbling canid*

Posted by: The Universe at November 16, 2019 03:22 AM (H5knJ)

568 OOOOOW!!!

*rubs head*

Posted by: Warbling Canid at November 16, 2019 03:40 AM (LPnfS)

569 I'm not sure, but shouldn't there be an Indian's head in the creek right now?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 16, 2019 04:22 AM (XVuno)

570 Foreign or domestic ?

Posted by: JT at November 16, 2019 04:56 AM (arJlL)

571
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2019 04:56 AM (+GZwa)

572 >>>563 I have 3 hours left, be back in maybe 30 comments
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 02:21 AM (ZCEU2)


We better step it up.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 16, 2019 04:58 AM (Z/jzm)

573 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 16, 2019 04:59 AM (Z/jzm)

574 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 05:25 AM (mpXpK)

575 Mornin', Vic. What's the good word?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 16, 2019 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)

576 Mornin', Vic. What's the good word?

Silence, apparently.

Posted by: JT at November 16, 2019 05:47 AM (arJlL)

577 What a beautiful morning to be in the deer stand! But I'm going to work. See you guys later.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2019 05:47 AM (UUkQp)

578 575
Mornin', Vic. What's the good word?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 16, 2019 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)

Neighbor lady came over and cleaned my kitchen for me yesterday. I can't find a GD thing now.

Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

579 The big question this morning is "will we get an EMT at 6 today?".

Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

580 And you all thought I was sleeping, plumbing leak 4:30am

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 05:58 AM (ZCEU2)

581 Well it's officially 6 am now, and no EMT.

Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

582 Spoke to soon Vic
NOOD

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2019 06:03 AM (ZCEU2)

583 It'[s NOOD!

Posted by: Vic at November 16, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

584 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2019 06:04 AM (cqNba)

585 If you move to rural Rowan County, NC, you can fire your gun in your yard at any time, no matter what time it is or how close the neighbor's house is. In fact, you can fire it across the actively used road with occupied houses downrange, or over the golf course behind you property, as long as you don't cause property damage. But I believe you are required to have no less than five non-functional vehicles and a steady stream of tweekers visiting you, based on what I've seen.

Posted by: MauserMedic at November 16, 2019 09:15 AM (tTUWT)

586 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2019 09:33 AM (Dh1wo)

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I found there is a reason pathologists don't become internists or Family Practitioners. No people skills whatsoever.



Also tends to be true of radiologists.
Been working with radiologists for 30 years now. It's improved in that they rarely throw things at techs anymore, and the HR departments and lawyers have shut down some the other shenanigans with you female techs. Now it's pretty much how much can you put up with a complete lack of awareness that the universe doesn't revolve around them.

Posted by: MauserMedic at November 16, 2019 10:00 AM (tTUWT)

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