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Hannity: I Predict "Masha" Yavonovich will "Cry on Cue" In Order to Give the Impeachment Some Soap Opera Drama
Day Two of Impeachment: Masha Yavonovich Cries on Cue, as Predicted

It wasn't just Hannity predicting this. I saw chatter about it on Twitter, too.

Today is day 2 of ImpeachmentTV. We will hear from fired Ukraine ambassador Marie Yovanovitch. The most important thing to know is that SHE WILL CRY. She is going to cry during the hearing, she cried during the closed door tribunal star chamber. The Democrats need to add some pizzazz to their derp state pageantry and Marie is going to turn on the waterworks and add some spirit fingers. The clips of her crying will be played on the news, useless idiots in the corporate media will lament how cruel it is that the GOP made her cry, they will look righteously into the camera and then cut to clips of other corporate media tools lamenting how cruel it is that the GOP made her cry. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Devin Nunes actually brought a box of Kleenex tissues and had them positioned right to his front right in the hearings. I saw speculation that his plan was to gallantly offer Masha a tissue the moment she turned on the Made for TV waterworks.

Alas, he didn't.

This wasn't merely a prediction -- Free Beacon reported that Democrats really wanted "Masha" there to testify not because she had facts relevant to impeachment (she admitted that she knew nothing about the phone calls or aid hold-up) but only because she cried like a little girl in her deposition, and Reality TV producer Adam Schiff thought she'd make a good cast member for his show.



But Masha did ultimately cry, as intended.

I guess Adam Schiff realized that Episode Two needed more of an emotional punch so he decided to force the issue with the Dramatic Reading of Trump's tweet about Yavonovich, namely, that the Ukrainian foreign minister didn't think that highly of her.

This turned the Ratings Faucet.



Which I think was the plan. I think she wasn't crying earlier, which annoyed Pencil-Neck Schiff, but he knew she was very emotional (more emotional than one would want in an Ambassador, by the way), so he decided to push the Cry For Me Honey button with Trump's tweet.

Oh: Jake Tapper was emotionally moved. As I assume he previously agreed he would be.




Everyone has a part to play in this quickly-assembled Beltway High School lack-of-talent show.



First you're upset he offered no reason for her firing (which he need not offer; his power is plenary as regards his officials), then you think it's impeachable if he does offer a reason.

Maybe he didn't offer a reason previously because he knew she was an overly-emotional silly old bitch who would start squirting out the eye-gravy at the drop of a button.

Maybe he just didn't want to deal with her soppy wet drama.

Oh, and: A ghost haunts these proceedings.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:01 PM




Comments

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1 Anyone who cries over anything other than the death of a loved one is too emotionally unstable for a position of any responsibility, or indeed, to vote.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:02 PM (le94c)

2 I've heard crying is just more proof of super strong women.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 15, 2019 07:02 PM (pw+jk)

3 My tree. It is so thirsty...

Posted by: Tommy Jefferson of Old Virginia at November 15, 2019 07:03 PM (BDQo0)

4 They do this shit for their fucking Oprahfied dunken Wine Mom base, a bunch of bitchy, easily-manipulated harpies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

5 During her testimony, Pres. Trump goes on twitter and attacks her.

Asked for her reaction in real time, the witness says she finds the attack intimidating.

She was intimidated by a tweet? How could she hope to deal with Putin and Ukraine's precarious situation? Srsly?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:04 PM (le94c)

6 S-T-R-O-N-G WOMEN.

We need them to show the world who is boss... or who will surrender the poonany on command.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 15, 2019 07:04 PM (pw+jk)

7 I get weepy when I think of that fat fuck Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:04 PM (EgshT)

8 Are you referring to PROFESSOR DOCTOR AMBASSADOR Marie Yovanovich-Blasey-Ford?

Posted by: Miklos, respectin' authoritie at November 15, 2019 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

9 Nothing real matters to people who were already borderline nuts before Trump came along.

Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2019 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

10 When you attack me, aren't you really attacking then entire Ambassadorial system? And isn't that an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

Posted by: Ambassador Ottervich at November 15, 2019 07:05 PM (VGRuw)

11 I wonder if Yankitandtwitch will rim on cue.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2019 07:05 PM (Z+IKu)

12 Will Cry for Lodging.

Posted by: Marie Yovanovich Holding Out Her Sign at November 15, 2019 07:05 PM (DuZls)

13 "Witness intimidation is a crime"

!!!

Oh, now that's funny.
I'll bet she peed herself with laughter sending that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 15, 2019 07:05 PM (LWu6U)

14 I do not know how the demofascists or deep state, BIRM, could think this is going well for them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 15, 2019 07:05 PM (pw+jk)

15 I cry sometimes, but I stopped crying at work after the second time my jerky boss threatened to cut my job... when I was young and living paycheck-to-paycheck. She can pay the bills and it's not like she list her actual job.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 15, 2019 07:06 PM (/+bwe)

16

I missed the relevant testimony she gave about Ukraine and bribery.

Didn't I?

Posted by: irongrampa at November 15, 2019 07:06 PM (KATBx)

17 It's not witness intimidation.

She didn't witness anything.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

Posted by: stumck at November 15, 2019 07:06 PM (IpZ/y)

19 How is Andrea Mitchell still alive let alone still gainfully employed?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2019 07:06 PM (j3npP)

20 We've secretly switched the government and media officials of the United States with inmates from an insane asylum. Let's see if anyone notices!

Posted by: Folgers at November 15, 2019 07:06 PM (mjoFl)

21 Seth Rich

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (ngSZO)

22 Those were not tear. Just Peter North's spunk from across the room.
The man can throw a load.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (pw+jk)

23 Oy vey. It's a high school drama production.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

24 Oh, and: A ghost haunts these proceedings.

______


LOL.



And "Masha" didn't kill her credibility today.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (WqPYg)

25 2 I've heard crying is just more proof of super strong women.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 15, 2019 07:02 PM (pw+jk)

The trick to handling a blubbing subordinate, I found, was not to be sympathetic at all. Just sit there and look on impassively until the waterworks ends, then have a facial expression that says "you done now?" and continue the conversation where it left off.

I'm convinced that a lot of women do this shit to manipulate men, and this approach puts a stop to that in a big effing hurry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (le94c)

26 "Plenary powers"?

That's only something our next president is supposed to have?!

You retrogressives against the Arc of History!!!

Posted by: The DNC Uber Alles at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (DuZls)

27 23 Oy vey. It's a high school drama production.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

*jazz hands*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (2B9A/)

28 Best analysis> HR complaint

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 07:08 PM (6LZkj)

29 How is Andrea Mitchell still alive let alone still gainfully employed?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2019 07:06 PM (j3npP)

==
She is on RBG's exercise regiment.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 15, 2019 07:08 PM (pw+jk)

30 11 I wonder if Yankitandtwitch will rim on cue.

A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2019 07:05 PM (Z+IKu)

Like a margarita glass?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

31 The Republican senior committee member should be the only one there. Every other Republican should be anywhere else. When asked, they simply state, "It is a farce, a waste of time, a coup attempt, and they will not participate." There is no point in showing up for this theater.

Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:08 PM (J70i0)

32 Glad an ambassador for a strategically important country lacks the strength to avoid crying. Hell of an appointment there. Bammy!

Posted by: Kevin M at November 15, 2019 07:08 PM (v9sKn)

33 Plenary? That's some kind of fancy word for racist isnt it!

Posted by: The Troll at November 15, 2019 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

34 Cryin
Cheatin
Hurtin

That's all you seem to do-oo-oo.

Posted by: Ronert Plant at November 15, 2019 07:08 PM (JSFuc)

35 Didn't Schiff then collude with Trump to intimidate her?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:08 PM (WqPYg)

36 Let's just replace all the balloons at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade with Trump Baby balloons.

Posted by: Edmund Gwenn at November 15, 2019 07:09 PM (IpZ/y)

37 You have to take the money shot when you can...

Posted by: Katie Hill at November 15, 2019 07:09 PM (BDQo0)

38 The trick to handling a blubbing subordinate, I
found, was not to be sympathetic at all. Just sit there and look on
impassively until the waterworks ends, then have a facial expression
that says "you done now?" and continue the conversation where it left
off.



I'm convinced that a lot of women do this shit to manipulate men, and this approach puts a stop to that in a big effing hurry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (le94c)

===
I agree and well played.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 15, 2019 07:09 PM (pw+jk)

39 >>And "Masha" didn't kill her credibility today.


That was quick. We have a winner.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 07:09 PM (JSFuc)

40 I'm convinced that a lot of women do this shit to manipulate men, and this approach puts a stop to that in a big effing hurry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:07 PM (le94c)
---
Was once in a convo with a hot young babe, who explained her technique for crying to get out of traffic tickets.

She smiled and said she knows it doesn't sound right--but on the other hand she doesn't pay many traffic tickets.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (DuZls)

41 that tweet just won twitter forever. shut it the fuck down.

Posted by: x at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (nFwvY)

42 "Epstein didn't intimidate himself"



*snort*

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (Q9ugn)

43 Well, it could be worse.

Just kidding. It's fucking embarrassing.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (ngSZO)

44 It was a given being she went to pieces at her first show in the secret hearings.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

45 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (Q9ugn)

46 All competent diplomats know how cry.

And do so frequently.

Posted by: Vycheslav "Miklos" Molotov at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (QzkSJ)

47 2 I've heard crying is just more proof of super strong women.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 15, 2019 07:02 PM (pw+jk)

Well, Hillary's tears are probably about 80 proof, so there is that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (le94c)

48 How does someone so emotionally unstable become an ambassador to another country in the first place, much less one in a hot/cold civil war involving Russia?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (TLxpZ)

49 >>The trick to handling a blubbing subordinate...


But, how do you hide your erection?


Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (JSFuc)

50 He shall be impeached for High Tweets And Mis-cialmedias

Posted by: ... at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (uEbPt)

51 BTW, Nunes, on his time, needs to simply sit there quietly and just stare at Schiff. He shouldn't not yield his time. Or he should ask questions of witnesses like "Is it true that Schiff has compromising videos of you and you are here under compulsion?" Just start making wild accusations.

Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (J70i0)

52 Trump is baiting Nancy to impeach him

Schiff has oversold. His slanted Schiff Show has got the Left and Media in a frenzy, so that they have to impeach

Trump expects to make the Senate Trial must see reality TV where he exposes the Bidens, Schiff and Ukraine skullduggery

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (weNqD)

53 To be fair, Jake Fapper is on his period

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (flINI)

54
Tomorrow's headline: "Republican Meanies Badger, Harass Helpless Woman"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (dtIBB)

55 Was once in a convo with a hot young babe, who explained her technique for crying to get out of traffic tickets.

She smiled and said she knows it doesn't sound right--but on the other hand she doesn't pay many traffic tickets.
Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (DuZls)

Did you suggest that she instead unbutton a couple of buttons on her blouse? That would also work, and at least would be enjoyable for the cop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (le94c)

56 AG Barr just finished his address on Unitary Executive Theory at the Federalist Society's Lawyers Convention. This is a very good speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NdbANrjFWE

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (YVDiH)

57 So a hurt feelings crying weak a$$ woman is who we want as an Ambassador to a potential ally in a war torn part of Eastern Europe?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2019 07:12 PM (JUOKG)

58 BTW, Nunes, on his time, needs to simply sit there quietly and just stare at Schiff. He shouldn't not yield his time. Or he should ask questions of witnesses like "Is it true that Schiff has compromising videos of you and you are here under compulsion?" Just start making wild accusations.
Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (J70i0)
-------------
Or take out an accordion and start playing "Lady of Spain" or "Baby Elephant Walk".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 07:12 PM (3Z6pZ)

59 4 They do this shit for their fucking Oprahfied dunken Wine Mom base, a bunch of bitchy, easily-manipulated harpies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

This is the correct answer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2019 07:12 PM (j3npP)

60 So. Anytime I'm a "witness". I can claim "intimidation" and *that* person is guilty of a crime.

I don't think it works that way. I know that they are trying to stretch the words around that way. I just don't think it *works* that way.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:12 PM (DuZls)

61 49 >>The trick to handling a blubbing subordinate...

But, how do you hide your erection?

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (JSFuc)

That wasn't a problem. The problem was hiding my contempt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:13 PM (le94c)

62 One legal definition of "Witness Intimidation" among others:

"Witness intimidation means the threatening of a crucial court witnesses
by pressure or extortion to compel him/her to not to testify."



Oops. Heard Gregg Jarrett on Hannity's radio program with another definition that involves physical threats, harm, and the like. Yeah, no ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:13 PM (WqPYg)

63 I cannot spare this woman.

She cries.

Posted by: Pres. Adam Schiff at November 15, 2019 07:13 PM (QzkSJ)

64 Wait...a woman cried?


And we're JOKING about it?


This is not who we are, people.


Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 07:13 PM (JSFuc)

65 Trump's tweets during her testimony intimidated her?

She was monitoring her twitter shit *while* testifying?

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 07:13 PM (l3+k2)

66 so liberals think liberal tears are what it's going to take to get rid of liberal tear drinkers?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:14 PM (FEQY4)

67 Don't you have to witness something before you can be an intimidated witness?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 15, 2019 07:14 PM (Q9ugn)

68 48 How does someone so emotionally unstable become an ambassador to another country in the first place, much less one in a hot/cold civil war involving Russia?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 15, 2019 07:10 PM (TLxpZ)

See, that's how JFK stared down Khruschev. Nothing to do with Oleg Penkovsky. JFK started sobbing uncontrollably, and Khruschev relented.

Little known fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:14 PM (le94c)

69 I voted for Trump so he could fire unstable bureaucrats like her.

Well done President Trump!

Posted by: Just Lily at November 15, 2019 07:14 PM (rw1l7)

70 >>That wasn't a problem. The problem was hiding my contempt.


I saw the The Slits open for Contemptible Erections in a spontaneous show at a Water Park back in 83!

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 07:14 PM (JSFuc)

71 I don't know which is worse; the inherent stupidity of these congressional proceedings, or the fact that they are even allowed to be played out. From cartoon characters like Schiff to his clownish script; this whole thing is a national embarrassment.

Posted by: DC at November 15, 2019 07:14 PM (/TvO8)

72 I'm laughing so hard at Jake Tapper I'm going to puke Spaghetti Bolonese all over the place.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (F73W5)

73 I guess Jones, Willey, Flowers don't count as witnesses. That would make Thundershart a "criminal," full-stop.

Oh, and - Epstein didn't intimidate himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (LGkrj)

74 Sentence first, verdict afterwards.

Posted by: The Queen of Hearts at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (3Z6pZ)

75 60 So. Anytime I'm a "witness". I can claim "intimidation" and *that* person is guilty of a crime.

I don't think it works that way. I know that they are trying to stretch the words around that way. I just don't think it *works* that way.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:12 PM (DuZls)

Thinking of the last thread, I wonder if that would work during jury duty:

WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME ONTO THIS JURY! I'M BEING INTIMIDATED!

*hitching sob*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (j3npP)

76 Grrrrrrrrl Power

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (B+t5k)

77 Does anyone believe it isn't time to revoke the franchise for women? The small sane percentage are outweighed by women motivated by "feeling" justice.

Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (J70i0)

78 64 Wait...a woman cried?

And we're JOKING about it?

This is not who we are, people.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 07:13 PM (JSFuc)

It's who I am!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (le94c)

79 65 Trump's tweets during her testimony intimidated her?

She was monitoring her twitter shit *while* testifying?

===

witness intimidation, by republicans, includes what now? mentioning that you are lying?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (FEQY4)

80 Wait...a woman cried?


And we're JOKING about it?


This is not who we are, people.


Posted by: garrett

Harrumph! Harkumph! Hartumph! Har TRUMPH!~!~~ REEEEE~!

Posted by: The Bullwort Staff (half mast) at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (1Vobx)

81 >>AG Barr just finished his address on Unitary Executive Theory at the Federalist Society's Lawyers Convention. This is a very good speech:

Excellent speech.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

82 Lol. I love it. Trump's "smearing" people!

"Putin's cockholster who only won by bending over for Putin, THE enemy of the USA", and "attacks the free press daily" smeared people.

If you people win, you're not going to have people with spine--only cunning.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)

83 How does someone so emotionally unstable become an ambassador to another
country in the first place, much less one in a hot/cold civil war
involving Russia?


That was also my question. But we know who it was who put her there: TFG.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 15, 2019 07:16 PM (HaL55)

84

WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME ONTO THIS JURY! I'M BEING INTIMIDATED!




COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

Posted by: The Troll at November 15, 2019 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

85 I'll even say that she should have stayed in the kitchen.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:17 PM (DuZls)

86 Or he should ask questions of witnesses like "Is it true that Schiff has compromising videos of you and you are here under compulsion?" Just start making wild accusations.

Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (J70i0)

Mayhap thou hast a newsletter?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:17 PM (BiNEL)

87
Don't cry for me, Ukraintina.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 07:17 PM (7rVsF)

88

She didn't have no side to side head bobbin goin on, jus another rich whi bis whimperin 'cause some brother stretched out her ani wit his massive dark meat...

Posted by: ShaNayNay, Official Sign Language Interpreter for Lesbian Midgets of Color Soviet Collective 2020 at November 15, 2019 07:17 PM (09pux)

89 well, the left is basically twitter lawyer-world, eh?

Well, the words that name the crime is clearly the only element of the law, right? So witness intimidation. She's a witness and I can pretend she's intimidated. viola. impeachin!

what fucking clown world is this?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:17 PM (FEQY4)

90
It's who I am!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:15 PM (le94c)

#metoo

Posted by: Just Lily at November 15, 2019 07:17 PM (rw1l7)

91 Yavonovich's most significant contribution to America wrt Ukraine? I'm thinking it's giving cover to the Biden Family's documented corruption and not that non-witnessed, transparent, legal Trump conversation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (6eEQ+)

92 Tell me, how does a subpoena not intimidate somebody you're demanding to be a witness.

Isn't that the whole job of a subpoena?

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (DuZls)

93 Eight million subjects in the world to discuss, and they keep us talking about this phony shit. Every minute of the day. Just like Russia. If you think that isn't the goal, you haven't been paying attention. This will trog on into March. They will claim he's not allowed to give a SOTU while he's being impeached.

And we'll discuss that, too. Then he'll give the SOTU.

The good news is Trump is holding sooooooo much back until just the right time. Until he knows people are listening and can be moved. Because that's what he does.

And when he unleashes his fury, it's going to be glorious. Lots and lots of haerty laughs coming our way. Keep your powder dry.

Posted by: ... at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (uEbPt)

94 Things Jake Tapper weeps at;
- Puppies
- the perfect bouquet of flowers
- The taste of David French's ass
- Overly dramatic, post menopausal cat ladies.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (F73W5)

95 At least Hannity finally got a prediction right.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (TLxpZ)

96 Crying on cue? Bah. Any amateur actor can do that, even that waterheaded Swedish muppet.
Being able to cum on cue, now that's what separates the men from the boys.

Posted by: The Late Great John "Johnny Wadd" Holmes at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (oQp6r)

97
@markknoller
·
5m
From CBS' David Martin: According to his lawyer, pardon recipient Lt Clint Lorance, still serving time in Leavenworth, received notice of the pardon in phone calls from both @POTUS and @VP. Attorney says Lorance to be released as early as tonight.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (1Vobx)

98
"Putin's cockholster

They've shifted right over from Putin stooge to 'too cozy with the corrupt Ukes' without a hint of self-awareness.

Posted by: The Troll at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

99 it only works if Masha shows up in a vinyl studded choker and black lipstick. may be they can have The Cure come in to play a few songs during the interim recess

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (AsrD2)

100 I've been deposed as an expert witness and had the guy taking my deposition start bellowing and pounding the table.

I looked at him calmly with an air of slight bemusement, knowing perfectly well what he was doing: he wanted to see my reaction, to see whether I'd get angry, flustered, or crumble and be intimidated. Once again, the "you done now?" look came into use.

End of performance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (le94c)

101 you know what?

fuck this, it's so click baity it's insulting.

fine, let's play along with it. Who else intimidated a witness?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (FEQY4)

102 81 I just hope he's taking the time for that because his indictments are sealed and ready to be released on Monday.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (ZCEU2)

103 Note the Left always needs another phony crime on top of their previous phony crime.

Posted by: ... at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (uEbPt)

104 I'll bet those filthy old Victorian bastards opposed to the 19th Amendment never predicted this!

Posted by: x at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (nFwvY)

105 EMOTIONAL RESCUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Csfj5Wyv_Q

Posted by: ROLLING STONES at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (JSFuc)

106
Did you suggest that she instead unbutton a couple of buttons on her blouse? That would also work, and at least would be enjoyable for the cop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Woman pulled over, seductively: "I hear cops don't give tickets to pretty girls."

Cop: "We don't. Sign here."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (7rVsF)

107 I once tweet intimidated a woman in DC, just to see her cry.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (B+t5k)

108

Alternate post title:

All The World's A Stage...So Send In The Clowns. Don't Bother, They're Here

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (bW2bs)

109 Hillary doesn't intimidate witnesses.

She removes them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (SchxB)

110 also: it's an impeachment inquiry, wingnuts, not a trial so there are no rights or something. But she's a witness who has no relevant information, so how dare you. Also, she's a strong wahaman! but watch her cry.

just walk out.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (FEQY4)

111 "Putin's cockholster

They've shifted right over from Putin stooge to 'too cozy with the corrupt Ukes' without a hint of self-awareness.
Posted by: The Troll at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
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Self-awareness is not a feature of the left. They tromp over every irony.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (DuZls)

112
They've shifted right over from Putin stooge to 'too cozy with the corrupt Ukes' without a hint of self-awareness.

And also that the 'irredeemably corrupt Ukranians' are Trump's victims for wanting to uncover that corruption.

And no curiousity about Biden Inc at all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

113 fuck this, it's so click baity it's insulting.

fine, let's play along with it. Who else intimidated a witness?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (FEQY4)

Hitler?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (NWiLs)

114 At least Hannity finally got a prediction right.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

Every dog has his day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (1Vobx)

115 Mayhap thou hast a newsletter?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:17 PM (BiNEL)

You can only fight absurdity with the absurd.

Posted by: WOPR at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (J70i0)

116 I never ever cried at work. Been royally pissed, but never cried. I lack the female 'cry on demand' gene.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (80Uh3)

117 I like Hannity. But the man needs either a Valium or some of Jack Straw's stash.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (F73W5)

118 Is someone who can't handle someone saying mean stuff about them qualified to be an ambassador in the first place?

I think not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (oQp6r)

119 And when he unleashes his fury, it's going to be glorious. Lots and lots of haerty laughs coming our way. Keep your powder dry.

Posted by: ... at November 15, 2019 07:18 PM (uEbPt)

#TwoWeeks?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (BiNEL)

120 Now does anybody here doubt for a second that she's a stone cold bitch who'd slit her mother's throat and place bets on which way she fell? So miss me with the crying, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (le94c)

121 Hillary would know all about witness intimidation
# Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)

122 Witness intimidation used to involve sending out James Carville to do endless talk shows to destroy women's reputations and careers, didn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

123
BTW, Nunes, on his time, needs to simply sit there quietly and just
stare at Schiff. He shouldn't not yield his time. Or he should ask
questions of witnesses like "Is it true that Schiff has compromising
videos of you and you are here under compulsion?" Just start making wild
accusations.

Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (J70i0)

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Or take out an accordion and start playing "Lady of Spain" or "Baby Elephant Walk".

I'd walk in with a couple of those paper grocery bags full of handles of booze and cigars. And towing a cooler with ice and beer in it.
Then I'd mix drinks loudly, put my feet up and fire up a cigar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (HaL55)

124

I like how it is Legally Deemed "witness intimidation" because the "witness" said, on cue, she felt "intimidated."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (bW2bs)

125 And they were saying Putin's stooge WHILE claiming he was THIS COUNTRY'S FASCiST DICTATOR.

What a surprise they are going to have if they ever look up what Fascism is, or how it has traditionally worked.

That is, unless St. Peter explains it to them.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (DuZls)

126 Why was she called as a witness? What did she supposedly witness?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (lwiT4)

127 118 Is someone who can't handle someone saying mean stuff about them qualified to be an ambassador in the first place?

I think not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (oQp6r)

Foreign official: "Your country sucks!"

Ambassador starts blubbing.

Yeah, I can see that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (le94c)

128 I am thinking of getting royally pissed tonight.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (AsrD2)

129 122 Witness intimidation used to involve sending out James Carville to do endless talk shows to destroy women's reputations and careers, didn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

He's what you get when you drag a dollar bill through a political consultancy firm.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

130 Who else intimidated a witness?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (FEQY4)

Bueller, Bueller...?


Oh wait, Mueller, Mueller..!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (BiNEL)

131 Hillary Clinton bullied the women that Bill raped.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (LxTcq)

132 fine, let's play along with it. Who else intimidated a witness?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (FEQY4)

Hitler?
Posted by: Insomniac

Batman Hitler?

Posted by: x at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (nFwvY)

133 106 Hadrian the Seventh

LOL.

Have a great night everyone. May your dreams be spectacular.

Leaving early to cheer my HS football team on in Class II A playoffs. This is the third round. Into the semi-finals if they win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

134 I like how it is Legally Deemed "witness intimidation" because the "witness" said, on cue, she felt "intimidated."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (bW2bs)
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I'm a witness in a case and I happened across a forum called Ace of Spades Headquarters.

And I've never felt so unsafe in all my life!

-- How the left will jail us all.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:23 PM (DuZls)

135 I like how it is Legally Deemed "witness intimidation" because the "witness" said, on cue, she felt "intimidated."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (bW2bs)

"Please tell us how you felt, because we give a shit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:23 PM (le94c)

136 126 Why was she called as a witness? What did she supposedly witness?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (lwiT4)

PDT's tweet today about her being fired.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

137

The Trial Clown Show
by Adam Shiffkafka

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 15, 2019 07:23 PM (bW2bs)

138

I like how it is Legally Deemed "witness intimidation" because the "witness" said, on cue, she felt "intimidated."


If that's intimidation, Schiff is an accomplice, and must recuse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

139 Oh wait. I think I broke Hillary's secret code. This is about Trump, the woman hater again. Amiright?

Because that false line of bullshit worked so well for Mrs Tipsey Fatass in 2016.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 15, 2019 07:23 PM (F73W5)

140
Who else intimidated a witness?

Michael Corleone

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (7rVsF)

141
You know what's intimidating?

Standing on a cold pier at the Port of Anchorage Cement, Petroleum, Oil, and Lubricants Terminal with no gloves and a rusty old shovel, looking out at 4,400 miles of undug double-PANAMAX Dignity Canal.

That'll grab ya by the short-and-curlies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (LGkrj)

142 134 I like how it is Legally Deemed "witness intimidation" because the "witness" said, on cue, she felt "intimidated."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 15, 2019 07:21 PM (bW2bs)
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I'm a witness in a case and I happened across a forum called Ace of Spades Headquarters.

And I've never felt so unsafe in all my life!

-- How the left will jail us all.
Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:23 PM (DuZls)

Giving bad feelz will be criminalized.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

143 BTW, Nunes, on his time, needs to simply sit there quietly and just
stare at Schiff. He shouldn't not yield his time. Or he should ask
questions of witnesses like "Is it true that Schiff has compromising
videos of you and you are here under compulsion?" Just start making wild
accusations.

Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (J70i0)

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Or take out an accordion and start playing "Lady of Spain" or "Baby Elephant Walk".

Nah, have AG Barr bring out the bagpipes and do "Scots Wha' Ha'e wi' Wallace Bled..."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (BiNEL)

144 117, I like Hannity. But the man needs either a Valium or some of Jack Straw's stash.
================

I find Levin incredibly hard to listen to at any length. I agree with just about every point he makes, but his voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: DC at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (/TvO8)

145 The more you weaponize women's emotions (real or fake), the less men respect them or any traditional social boundaries of respect and just see them as manipulative succubuses (succubi?).

Women really need to address this.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (iIUKh)

146 What a surprise they are going to have if they ever look up what Fascism is, or how it has traditionally worked.

That is, unless St. Peter explains it to them.
Posted by: Axeman

You know as well as everyone here they don't care about facts, logic, or reason.

Everyday is social warfare for them. Every pause an opening. Everything a weapon.

Good thing we have the GOPe to help out ...

Oh, wait.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (1Vobx)

147 >Trump's tweets during her testimony intimidated her?

>She was monitoring her twitter shit *while* testifying?
Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 07:13 PM (l3+k2)

If she was under 25 I would rate this as credible.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (LxTcq)

148 > He's what you get when you drag a dollar bill through a political consultancy firm.

I'm pretty sure that mutant-looking motherfucker is the result of way too much petrochemical waste in the Louisiana bayous.

Or maybe it's just the inbreeding.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (oQp6r)

149 99. Woke up to Friday I'm In Love the other day. Took me right back to a joyful, simpler time.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (80Uh3)

150 Insom, were catching up to the Brits faster than I realized.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (6LZkj)

151 fine, let's play along with it. Who else intimidated a witness?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 15, 2019 07:19 PM (FEQY4)

______


Before former Commerce Secretary Ron Brown was set to testify against the Clintons, they intimidated his plane right into the ground.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (WqPYg)

152 That was also my question. But we know who it was who put her there: TFG.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 15, 2019 07:16 PM (HaL55)
Honestly, I thought she was a guy. Seriously, who knew?

Posted by: Barry at November 15, 2019 07:26 PM (2N7oZ)

153 Snifflypuff was quite ridiculous.

Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 07:26 PM (ixnua)

154 150 Insom, were catching up to the Brits faster than I realized.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (6LZkj)

Yep. It's a scary development but the natural outgrowth of PC culture and campus insanity.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

155 Nah, have AG Barr bring out the bagpipes and do "Scots Wha' Ha'e wi' Wallace Bled..."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (BiNEL)
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If we're gonna go with the pipes, the tune would have to be "Sons of dogs, come and I will give you flesh".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 07:27 PM (3Z6pZ)

156 To be a "witness" don't you actually have to see or hear something material to a crime.

I mean, I'm just spitballing here. But what was Mrs Orangutan Hair a witness to?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 15, 2019 07:27 PM (F73W5)

157 nothing says strong independent woman like dragging out the tear buckets...

what a pathetic waste of oxygen she is.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 07:27 PM (a66nm)

158 >>>Who else intimidated a witness?

Oh! Oh! I know! I know!

Posted by: Frankie Pentangelli at November 15, 2019 07:27 PM (l3+k2)

159 155 Nah, have AG Barr bring out the bagpipes and do "Scots Wha' Ha'e wi' Wallace Bled..."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (BiNEL)
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If we're gonna go with the pipes, the tune would have to be "Sons of dogs, come and I will give you flesh".


Scottish Hit Parade is gloomy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

160 I'm falling asleep already, the effect of getting up at 3:30am I guess

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 07:28 PM (ZCEU2)

161 Jake needs a dictionary. "Smear" is what was attempted [outrageously, obviously, and unsuccessfully] against Kavanaugh. Trump merely made negative comments about her, he didn't dishonestly accuse her of awful, even criminal, things.


Impeachable offense??


Hard for me to know, don't watch any TV and would never bring up an adult topic with anyone who would be in the pool, but are people who watch such crap as Jake produces going to find this as ridiculous as normal intelligent people?

Posted by: Hitler Adonis, AKA rhomboid at November 15, 2019 07:28 PM (QDnY+)

162 BTW, Nunes, on his time, needs to simply sit there quietly and just stare at Schiff. He shouldn't not yield his time. Or he should ask questions of witnesses like "Is it true that Schiff has compromising videos of you and you are here under compulsion?" Just start making wild
accusations.

Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (J70i0)

Or just start a long, loving excavation of his nose while she's talking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:28 PM (le94c)

163
To be a "witness" don't you actually have to see or hear something material to a crime.



Yeah, what you said. I don't know why she was chosen as a witness in the first place.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 15, 2019 07:28 PM (lwiT4)

164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdBLBleO90

Posted by: Yavonovich's Ghost at November 15, 2019 07:28 PM (lkl+P)

165 I nearly choked:


Epstein jail guards had been offered plea deal but declined

"Federal prosecutors investigating Jeffrey Epstein's death in a lower Manhattan lockup offered plea deals to two correctional officers who were guarding the pedophile, but the officers declined the deal, sources familiar with the probe said."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (1Vobx)

166 They say Bush intimidated Reagan with a bullet from Hinckley

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (ngSZO)

167 > Ambassador starts blubbing.




Can you imagine say, Jeane Kirkpatrick or Condoleeza Rice breaking into tears because someone called them names?
R. Lee Ermey couldn't have made those women cry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (oQp6r)

168 Nah, have AG Barr bring out the bagpipes and do "Scots Wha' Ha'e wi' Wallace Bled..."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (BiNEL)
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If we're gonna go with the pipes, the tune would have to be "Sons of dogs, come and I will give you flesh".


Scottish Hit Parade is gloomy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:28 PM (oVJmc)
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Well, we're not going to go all "Mairi's Wedding" on them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (3Z6pZ)

169 128
I am thinking of getting royally pissed tonight.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 07:22 PM (AsrD2)

_______

Royally shitfaced > Royally pissed

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WqPYg)

170 It's all over according to CBS Evening News. The Ambassador was so moving that Trumf is toast. Nora was almost popping champagne.

Posted by: Dingbat at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (Qkbqn)

171 The Constitution clearly states "Whoever cries first wins."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

172 Didn't help that mentally ill mush faced Blasey Ford. Lolgf.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (BRpqW)

173 The seniors said cruel things about her dress.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (UUkQp)

174 143 BTW, Nunes, on his time, needs to simply sit there quietly and just stare at Schiff. He shouldn't not yield his time. Or he should ask questions of witnesses like "Is it true that Schiff has compromising videos of you and you are here under compulsion?" Just start making wild accusations.
Posted by: There is no conspiracy at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (J70i0)

What Nunes needs to do is buy a Bug Out Bob doll, and then during his time he should just sit there and stare at Schiff, saying nothing, while he squeezes Bug Out Bob in front of him over and over again, making it's eyes bug out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (V2Yro)

175 Since most ambassador positions are bought, I wonder what Yavanovich paid for the Ukraine gig?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 07:30 PM (axyOa)

176 DC: "...I agree with just about every point he makes, but his voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard."

My voice is honey on silk. Hang up and go post "First" somewhere, ya big dummy!

Posted by: The Great One at November 15, 2019 07:30 PM (6eEQ+)

177
The officers declined the deal, sources familiar with the probe said.

They sent their regrets from their new vacation homes in Costa Rica.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 07:30 PM (7rVsF)

178 Women really need to address this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (iIUKh)
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They've had about 30 years. And they're no closer to marshaling themselves to the task.

Because women shouldn't be singled out, because EQUAL.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:31 PM (DuZls)

179 It's sad. Today, we are the greatest, the most powerful superpower the world has ever known, and Barry sent a crybaby to the Ukraine as our representative. Well, now, I think even appointing whazzername to Kiev was diplomatic failure. Not as catastrophic as Barry's Libyan CF, but pretty damn close.

Posted by: mrp at November 15, 2019 07:31 PM (Pqytn)

180 @markknoller
·
1m
Navy SEAL Edward Gallagher had been reduced in rank from Chief Petty Officer to Petty Officer First Class after being aquitted of murder charges during a 2017 deployment to Iraq. Pres Trump's order restores him to Chief Petty Officer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:31 PM (1Vobx)

181 I nearly choked:

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (1Vobx)

Hillary put out a contract on you too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:32 PM (le94c)

182 Should have had a female Republican tell her to calm down.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2019 07:32 PM (Z7lwY)

183 Since most ambassador positions are bought, I wonder what Yavanovich paid for the Ukraine gig?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 07:30 PM (axyOa)

---------

I'm sure the Ukies she was shaking down for the Democrat Party paid that freight. Bet she didn't cry about it either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 07:32 PM (LGkrj)

184 Masha cried clearly demonstrates she was unfit for the position she had.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2019 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

185 Have you cried at a wedding?

Have you cried at a funeral?

Have you cried at a Movie?

Have you cried and not known why you were crying?

I have no further questions for the witness.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2019 07:32 PM (JSFuc)

186 Epstein jail guards had been offered plea deal but declined
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They know which side their brains are buttered on.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:33 PM (DuZls)

187 176, @The Great One
==============

You okay there, sport?

Posted by: DC at November 15, 2019 07:33 PM (/TvO8)

188 Because women shouldn't be singled out, because EQUAL.
Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:31 PM (DuZls)

That was the basis and rationale for my response above. How would I react to a male subordinate bursting into tears? Frankly, with contempt. I didn't offer my female subordinates contempt - at least visibly - but I didn't follow the script, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:34 PM (le94c)

189 > They know which side their brains are buttered on.

I still expect both of them to have freak accidents at some point in the near future.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 07:34 PM (oQp6r)

190 HANH?

@LisaMei62
·
1m
"As part of the proposed plea deal, prosecutors wanted the guards to admit they falsified the prison records.

They spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not permitted to publicly discuss the investigation."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:34 PM (1Vobx)

191 Acting !

Posted by: John Lovitz at November 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ixnua)

192 What are the Epstein guards charged with that they were offered a plea deal?

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 07:34 PM (l3+k2)

193 Civil War Colonel Weird Masha Yankovich, said to have turned the tide of battle, by positioning her tears like a swinging gate, thus turning what had been a frontal assault by the enemy, into a flanking maneuver.

They still teach her methods in the Navel Gazing Academy. To this very day.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 15, 2019 07:34 PM (hku12)

194 All Nunes questions should be "An asshole says what?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

195 Royally shitfaced > Royally pissed

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WqPYg)
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>>> Royal kiddie diddling.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (DuZls)

196 So crying is the new Brave / Empowered ?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (xptlg)

197 why would Schiffty read the "intimidating" tweet to the silly woman. Did he not want her testimony to be given WITHOUT being intimidated?


Schiff chose to expose Masha the weak-minded to such "violence" ... then he banged his little gavel at the Republican woman ... Schiff hates women ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

198 I'm pretty sure that mutant-looking motherfucker is the result of way too much petrochemical waste in the Louisiana bayous.

Or maybe it's just the inbreeding.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (oQp6r)


AoS Stylebook says "Embrace the power of 'and'!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (BiNEL)

199 What are the Epstein guards charged with that they were offered a plea deal?
Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 07:34 PM (l3+k2)


16 minute breaks.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (hku12)

200 > What are the Epstein guards charged with that they were offered a plea deal?

Weren't they supposedly sleeping on duty?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (oQp6r)

201 117, I like Hannity. But the man needs either a Valium or some of Jack Straw's stash.
================

I find Levin incredibly hard to listen to at any length. I agree with just about every point he makes, but his voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: DC at November 15, 2019 07:24 PM (/TvO
**************
He's extremely calm on his Life, Liberty and Levin show.
Don't mind it at all when he gets fired up on Hannity's show. I love his pissed off passion & wisdom.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (wiXsO)

202
"As part of the proposed plea deal, prosecutors wanted the guards to admit they falsified the prison records.



?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

203
"A damned, snivelling, blubbering blockhead." - George IV on Prime Minister Viscount Goderich

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 07:36 PM (7rVsF)

204 why would Schiffty read the "intimidating" tweet to the silly woman. Did he not want her testimony to be given WITHOUT being intimidated?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (Cus5s)
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Oooh. Cogent question. Schiff himself played a role in creating the "intimidation".

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:36 PM (DuZls)

205 If you're interested, listen to AG Barr give an overview of the historical and constitutional concept of Unitary Executive Theory. In other words, he's defending exactly the way in which Trump is exercising the power of his office (beginning @ 8:00 ff):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NdbANrjFWE

Barr is laying the legal and constitutional groundwork for his future decisions regarding the actions of President Trump.




Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 15, 2019 07:37 PM (YVDiH)

206 I CRIED AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=jSFf_ieIhhE&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: WANDA JACKSON at November 15, 2019 07:37 PM (JSFuc)

207 Doesn't every nation need an ambassador who can cry and break up whenever the mood hits them?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 15, 2019 07:37 PM (Ju2mK)

208 "As part of the proposed plea deal, prosecutors wanted the guards to admit they falsified the prison records.
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Maybe they can say they were doing a parody of the prison records?

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:37 PM (DuZls)

209 116
I never ever cried at work. Been royally pissed, but never cried. I lack the female 'cry on demand' gene.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (80Uh3)

I lack that gene also, probably because I'm a guy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2019 07:37 PM (ufFY8)

210 Masha cried clearly demonstrates she was unfit for the position she had.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2019 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

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Oh... I'm sure those tears were as real as Dr. Babyvoice's.

If you're in the business of facilitating bribes for international power-brokers, and denying travel papers to witnesses to cover their tracks, you ain't exactly a big softie.

She does whatever the Party and State demand of their apparatchiks. Shake down this prosecutor? All good. Turn on the waterworks to bolster a floundering showtrial? No problem, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 07:37 PM (LGkrj)

211 Cry on cue? So Schiff for Brains makes her wet huh?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 15, 2019 07:37 PM (xInes)

212 They know which side their brains are buttered on.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:33 PM (DuZls)

You need to use an "a", not a "u" in there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:38 PM (BiNEL)

213 20 We've secretly switched the government and media officials of the United States with inmates from an insane asylum. Let's see if anyone notices!
Posted by: Folgers at November 15, 2019 07:06 PM (mjoFl)
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LOL

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 15, 2019 07:38 PM (xptlg)

214 She said she was intimidated by the President of the United States.

FUCKING GOOD! He is the Leader of the most powerful and prosperous country in the world, and you don't like him, and are testifying to try to get him impeached.

I HOPE he intimidates you.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

215 Now that you mention it, has anyone called Jodie Foster to see if she's been impressed lately?

Posted by: klaftern at November 15, 2019 07:38 PM (RuIsu)

216 weft cut loop @ 180- Big Navy's treatment of Chief Gallagher is proof there is such an animal as 'political' SEAL ADM's and corksucker JAG's.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2019 07:38 PM (UUkQp)

217 She was fired in May. The impeachment phone call occurred in July. She had nothing to offer other than to confuse the LIVs and provide drama.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at November 15, 2019 07:39 PM (VNfwt)

218 What are the Epstein guards charged with that they were offered a plea deal?
Posted by: davidt

From the AP article:

"Falsification of information in government systems and documents is also a violation of policy, and may be subject to criminal prosecution as well," Hawk Sawyer wrote in the memo to top prison officials, a copy of which was obtained by the AP."

Not sure if that's the actual charge or what.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:39 PM (1Vobx)

219 196
So crying is the new Brave / Empowered ?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 15, 2019 07:35 PM (xptlg)

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It's a Brave BooHoo World.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:39 PM (WqPYg)

220 116 I never ever cried at work. Been royally pissed, but never cried. I lack the female 'cry on demand' gene.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2019 07:20 PM (80Uh3)

I did, once. When the oncologist called to tell me my father's illness was terminal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:39 PM (le94c)

221 Barr is laying the legal and constitutional groundwork for his future decisions regarding the actions of President Trump.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 15, 2019 07:37 PM (YVDiH)
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You've gotta be kidding me. Barr is 100% right, but not a single word of that will be heeded by the Demedia complex, and "It's such a shame the partisan Barrmanbad turned out to be."

The American people have to wise up or be overrun.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)

222 Masha cried clearly demonstrates she was unfit for the position she had.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2019 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

Yup, just the person you need to stare down Russian and Ukrainian Oligarchs, and foreign Tyrants!

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

223

The song for shiff is that song that goes these hungry eyes, now did I take you by surprise.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 15, 2019 07:40 PM (bW2bs)

224
She said she was intimidated by the President of the United States.

Oderint dum metuant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 07:40 PM (7rVsF)

225 Have you cried and not known why you were crying?

I have no further questions for the witness.
Posted by: garrett

Everyone cries at MoMees.

Ergo the Group Tequila Hugs.

Posted by: miklos, empathetic within constrained limits at November 15, 2019 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)

226 They know which side their brains are buttered on.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:33 PM (DuZls)

You need to use an "a", not a "u" in there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:38 PM (BiNEL)
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Really? I can't believe it's not buttered.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)

227 WTH, there is not crying in baseball but there is crying in international diplomacy?

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (HALdu)

228 Everyone cries at MoMees.

Is that when the booze runs out?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (le94c)

229 Everyone cries at MoMees.

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That's because of the otter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (LGkrj)

230 I did, once. When the oncologist called to tell me my father's illness was terminal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Yeah. Family stuff.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (Y4EXg)

231 Let's see. Reject plea deal and not get killed or take deal. Not killed or killed. That's a toughie.

I'm going to go with "Don't get Epsteined".

Posted by: Two Guards Sleeping at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (6eEQ+)

232
Vox, Politico, Slate, and the Atlantic say it's curtains for Drumpf!!-!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (7rVsF)

233 Trump's tweets during her testimony intimidated her?



>She was monitoring her twitter shit *while* testifying?

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 07:13 PM (l3+k2)



If she was under 25 I would rate this as credible.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 07:25 PM (LxTcq)

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Schiff for brains read it to her, apparently.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (w0xwb)

234 56 AG Barr just finished his address on Unitary Executive Theory at the Federalist Society's Lawyers Convention. This is a very good speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NdbANrjFWE
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 15, 2019 07:11 PM (YVDiH)

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Maybe he ought to give a speech about the moral authority of the Federal Government to enforce the law is extinguished and how to regain it.

Posted by: MAGA at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (I5LRE)

235 She seemed to hold herself together as best she could today

Posted by: Tammy Faye Bakker at November 15, 2019 07:42 PM (ixnua)

236 she's like a lap dance

not real

will be forgotten by Monday

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 07:42 PM (rpxSz)

237 202
"As part of the proposed plea deal, prosecutors wanted the guards to admit they falsified the prison records.



?



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2019 07:36 PM (oVJmc)


I think they were supposed to document that their regular checks on the prison cells. The fact that Epstein was hanged (but did not kill himself) pretty much proves they were pencil whipping the guard rounds.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2019 07:42 PM (Z7lwY)

238 > "221
Barr is laying the legal and constitutional groundwork for his future decisions regarding the actions of President Trump.
---Posted by: Anonymous 7


>>"You've gotta be kidding me. Barr is 100% right, but not a single
word of that will be heeded by the Demedia complex, and "It's such a
shame the partisan Barrmanbad turned out to be."

No, I'm not kidding. And neither is AG Barr.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 15, 2019 07:43 PM (YVDiH)

239 Now, here's the thing.

That we males are even THINKING of condemning a female for crying when the "President is intimidating her" PROVES that we think that the halls of power should be a male-centric place! And that there is no place for what could be argued to be "female behavior" in them.

There *should* be more crying in baseball.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:43 PM (DuZls)

240

Sheeeet, a strong Woman of Color would just hit those white boys with a pot a hot lye!

Posted by: ShaNayNay, Official Sign Language Interpreter for Lesbian Midgets of Color Soviet Collective 2020 at November 15, 2019 07:43 PM (09pux)

241 Isn't an ambassador considered the equivalent of a military four star when they are in the country they are ambassadoring?

When the fuck was the last time some four star pussed up and started bawling anywhere? Even the hyper political guys I hate?

She is a disgrace to everyone, feminists, were they rational, would be seeking to swing her from a yardarm.

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:43 PM (HALdu)

242 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (le94c)

229 Everyone cries at MoMees.

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That's because of the otter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (LGkrj)

Someone please explain the otter. I have been trying to figure out why and what, but not a clue.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (/+bwe)

243 Schiff for brains read it to her, apparently.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (w0xwb)

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And immediately afterwards, the Dems shared fistbumps and high-fives. I can imagine Yankovich shouting, "Boss, I'm ready for my closeup."

Posted by: mrp at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Pqytn)

244 This nitwit really does appear to have perjured herself - her written statement contradicts he deposition, on a material matter.


Kinda surprised the GOPers didn't go apeshit over this with her today.


Demand she reconcile the two - right then and there? Why no kill shot? Stefanik had her down, and motionless, helpless on that question.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (QDnY+)

245 Everyone cries at MoMees.

Is that when the booze runs out?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:41 PM (le94c)



That, but mostly the surprise anal

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (HALdu)

246 her being removed bad for morale, very bad

Chris Stevens being removed, meh

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (rpxSz)

247 ---
You've gotta be kidding me. Barr is 100% right, but not a single word of that will be heeded by the Demedia complex, and "It's such a shame the partisan Barrmanbad turned out to be."

The American people have to wise up or be overrun.
Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)


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I wonder why he doesn't give a speech on how the Left completely abuses the legal system to further political ends and why he's not very good at stopping them.

Posted by: MAGA at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (I5LRE)

248 When I was a college intern I was the cameraman for a series interviews "Survivors of the Holocaust."

the interviewer loved making the survivors cry.

The director was instructing me via my headphones "Zoom in on that quivering lip, he's going to blow!"

as the cameraman I could not look away.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (6/uwW)

249 They've had about 30 years. And they're no closer to marshaling themselves to the task.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:31 PM

......

I guess I'm just getting more coarse as I age, but anytime a woman waiting on me at a bar or restaurant starts getting flirty with me, in my mind a switch goes off and I kind of get aggravated. I realize that I'm just a mark for a con-(wo)man.

When my last girlfriend cried, I generally told her to stop trying to manipulate me with the fake crying. Almost instantaneously it went from tears to hate yelling and attacking on her part.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (iIUKh)

250 Someone please explain the otter. I have been trying to figure out why and what, but not a clue.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (/+bwe)
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Surprise Anal Otter.

I really don't know how it got started, though.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (DuZls)

251 How is it witness tampering if the witness is on the stand and has no way of hearing the tampering unless a shiftless prosecutor communicates the supposed threat to the witness on the stand?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (A/5cQ)

252 She was fired in May. The impeachment phone call occurred in July. She had nothing to offer other than to confuse the LIVs and provide drama.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at November 15, 2019 07:39 PM (VNfwt)

I thought she was reassigned in May not fired (as she royally deserved)?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (BiNEL)

253 elmo cries on cue. repukes sit on their ass and let the commies win again. whateverthefuck. it's a poorly rehearsed shitshow for the fuckiing media. worked perfect. as usual. indictments, i don't think so.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2019 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

254 244 This nitwit really does appear to have perjured herself - her written statement contradicts he deposition, on a material matter.


Kinda surprised the GOPers didn't go apeshit over this with her today.


Demand she reconcile the two - right then and there? Why no kill shot? Stefanik had her down, and motionless, helpless on that question.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (QDnY+)


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The GOP is stupid and soft.

Posted by: MAGA at November 15, 2019 07:46 PM (I5LRE)

255 There *should* be more crying in baseball.
Posted by: Axeman

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Is crying allowed in football? Specifically when you are whacked in the head by a helmet?

Need a ruling.

Posted by: Mason Rudolph at November 15, 2019 07:46 PM (Y4EXg)

256 Had a step-mom client years back charged with aggravated child abuse (30 years maximum). One of the "victims," 10 years old, testified, and I was delighted to make her "cry like a little girl" (well, how else was she going to cry?) on cross-exam...We got a 30-minute "NOT GUILTY."The point being, a girl/woman witness crying during her testimony does NOT guarantee sympathy from the audience.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at November 15, 2019 07:46 PM (umBCo)

257 250
Someone please explain the otter. I have been trying to figure out why and what, but not a clue.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (/+bwe)

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Surprise Anal Otter.



I really don't know how it got started, though.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (DuZls)

_______


Me either. Assumed someone "crossed the memes" of "surprise anal" (don't know where that came from -- Matt Lauer?) and "river otters" (something to do with commenter NurseRatched)?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:46 PM (WqPYg)

258
Anyone who cries over anything other than the death of a loved one is too emotionally unstable for a position of any responsibility, or indeed, to vote.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:02 PM (le94c)








That, or the Jim Brown death scene in The Dirty Dozen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (eXA4G)

259 Get the fuck out a my way

Posted by: Moon Moon at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (nzKWW)

260 Navy SEAL Edward Gallagher had been reduced in rank from Chief Petty Officer to Petty Officer First Class after being aquitted of murder charges during a 2017 deployment to Iraq. Pres Trump's order restores him to Chief Petty Officer.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:31 PM (1Vobx)

that's good, because he retired.

That would have cost him about $450 every month for the rest of his life.

And they had already taken away his promotion to Senior Chief (which would have been another few hundred a month in retirement).

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

261 The guy that got hit in the face with his helmet didn't cry, what is this bitch crying about?

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (HALdu)

262 What baseball needs is more Blue Balls. Especially for Mr Upton who throws like a girl.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (ykYG2)

263 weft cut loop @ 180- Big Navy's treatment of Chief Gallagher is proof there is such an animal as 'political' SEAL ADM's and corksucker JAG's.
Posted by: Eromero

I have no experience with any branch, but considering what we've seen over the past 10+ years, the "flag = politico" isn't as controversial.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (1Vobx)

264 DemTARDS have nothing & know it & they can hear the Bombers coming

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)

265 Some idiot on MSLSD said Amb. Feelz had "a spine of steel."

GURL POWER! Lulz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

266 I actually heard some of this future babuska's 'testimony' and you know what it sounded like? It sounded like a hooker saying 'I really shouldn't be giving this away for nothing' while furiously shucking off her clothes. But maybe that's just me hears it like that.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2019 07:48 PM (UUkQp)

267 we are watching the death of our republic in real time. trump is but a speed bump. it's over.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2019 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

268 251
How is it witness tampering if the witness is on the stand and has no
way of hearing the tampering unless a shiftless prosecutor communicates
the supposed threat to the witness on the stand?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (A/5cQ)


Schiff colluded to intimidate. Book 'um, Danno.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 07:48 PM (l3+k2)

269 I wonder why he doesn't give a speech on how the Left completely abuses the legal system to further political ends and why he's not very good at stopping them.
Posted by: MAGA at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (I5LRE)
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I wonder why he's even suggesting that the House's subpoenas are enforceable.

Yes, we can get that brass-knuckled. The House's only legal authority of subpoena is to the extent that the DOJ prosecutors would prosecute them. Or this is my understanding from Andrew McCarthy.

Remember "No prosecutor would prosecute"? How the hell are they getting prosecutors to agree to enforce a summons to a kangaroo court?!

I agree with the judge's decision about the blanket power the House has to impeach. However, that does not create a compulsion by the executive to cooperate--we're talking about discretion and separation of powers here.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (DuZls)

270 I am brave hear me roar.

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (EgshT)

271 If a witness you're sure is lying starts crying, turn the screws. She's either faking, or scared and vulnerable to further attacks. Simple.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (LGkrj)

272 That, or the Jim Brown death scene in The Dirty Dozen.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

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Ahem. "Brian's Song"

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (Y4EXg)

273 Cat Ass Trophy: "How is it witness tampering if the witness is on the stand and has no way of hearing the tampering..."

Witness Tampering By Proxy

It's in the Constitution. In the impeachment section, it's under High Crimes, Misdemeanors, and Stuff That Makes Others Cry. The print is pretty fine, though. Check between Emanations and Penumbras.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (6eEQ+)

274
Sheeeet, a strong Woman of Color would just hit those white boys with a pot a hot lye!

Perhaps a football helmet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (aKsyK)

275 244 This nitwit really does appear to have perjured herself - her written statement contradicts he deposition, on a material matter.


Kinda surprised the GOPers didn't go apeshit over this with her today.


Demand she reconcile the two - right then and there? Why no kill shot? Stefanik had her down, and motionless, helpless on that question.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2019 07:44 PM (QDnY+)

F that. Put her in Jail right next to Roger Stone.

Same crime, same time.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

276 Surprise Anal Otter.



I really don't know how it got started, though.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (DuZls)

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it just snuck up on us one day...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 07:50 PM (w0xwb)

277 That, or the Jim Brown death scene in The Dirty Dozen.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (eXA4G)

Nah. What about when Old Yeller got Epsteined?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:50 PM (le94c)

278 she's like a lap dance

not real

will be forgotten by Monday

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 07:42 PM (rpxSz)

I swear on first glance, I read that as "lap dunce"!

And a friend once told me that you don't forget a really good lap dance by Monday!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

279 Sheeeet, a strong Woman of Color would just hit those white boys with a pot a hot lye!
Posted by: ShaNayNay, Official Sign Language Interpreter for Lesbian Midgets of Color Soviet Collective 2020 at November 15, 2019 07:43 PM (09pux)

Ummmmmmm....You forgot the "Oh no he didn".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (Z+IKu)

280 So is she going to start wandering in the woods with Hillary and Comey?

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (HALdu)

281 "I find Levin incredibly hard to listen to at any length. I agree with
just about every point he makes, but his voice is like fingernails on a
chalkboard."
Same here. I used to listen to his radio show on my commute home. The man knows his stuff, but my blood pressure was always higher after listening than before. He's more subdued on TV than on radio, much easier to take in.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (l7udz)

282 May I assume, since we're past 100, that we don't have to cling to the topic ? The rules seems to shift, depending on whom posts the thread.

Fox is reporting that Trump just pardoned the group, more or less, that has served time and/or been demoted in the case of the killed ISIS fighters.

I approve. Can't imagine what Trump could possibly do to lose my vote in 2020.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (ISejo)

283 Mashup had about as much Ambassador to Ukraine ability as Hunter Biden had to Burisma.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (6LZkj)

284 Suck it up buttercup

Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (ixnua)

285 anytime a woman waiting on me at a bar or restaurant starts getting flirty with me, in my mind a switch goes off and I kind of get aggravated

That doesn't happen to me. I do sometimes get the 'happy to see you here again' look but I don't read anything into that. Besides they might even mean it on account I don't act like too much of a dick and I tip okay.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (ykYG2)

286 Surprise Anal Otter.



I really don't know how it got started, though.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:45 PM (DuZls)

_______


Me either. Assumed someone "crossed the memes" of "surprise anal" (don't know where that came from -- Matt Lauer?) and "river otters" (something to do with commenter NurseRatched)?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 15, 2019 07:46 PM (WqPYg)

Well, that makes about as much sense as anything around here! Thanks!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (/+bwe)

287 I now have 4 million wine moms following me on Twatter.

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)

288 Same crime, same time.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

Only Republicans can commit process crimes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (BiNEL)

289 we are watching the death of our republic in real time. trump is but a speed bump. it's over.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2019 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

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it ain't over until WE say it's over....

Posted by: Bluto at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (w0xwb)

290 I agree with the judge's decision about the blanket power the House has to impeach. However, that does not create a compulsion by the executive to cooperate--we're talking about discretion and separation of powers here.
Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:49 PM (DuZls)

The Constitutions says High Crimes and Misdemeanors. That is a LIMITATION on the Power of Impeachment, even if some Judges decided to ignore that phrase.

But then, they've been reinterpreting what the Constitution CLEARLY says since early on.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

291 The Otter is like AoS' Krampus. He sneaks in on Christmas and surprise anal-izes naughty Morons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 07:53 PM (LGkrj)

292 287 I now have 4 million wine moms following me on Twatter.
Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)

We need an entry for the style book.

They are NOT Wine Moms.

They are WHINE Moms.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

293 If I were president, and my chosen ambassador started crying when questioned by the senate, I'd fucking fire them on the spot.

They'd be toast. Obviously not up to the job. Lacking fortitude.

"So mean you made a girl cry" doesn't work when the girl in question is the U.S. ambassador to Ukraine. I'd expect her to be a stone cold bitch, tough as nails, and crying only when locked in the toilet. This is just horrifying.

As my wife said, "damn girl, keep it together. you're embarrassing us."

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 15, 2019 07:54 PM (noE+3)

294 ome idiot on MSLSD said Amb. Feelz had "a spine of steel."

GURL POWER! Lulz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2019 07:47 PM (ptqGC)
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Because they have to. Women HAVE to be equal to men and men have to yet be the bad guys for not allowing women "femaleness".

So, at any hint of what would be traditionally attributed as "weakness", they have to reassert her strength.

People really do not see how much doublethink they are coerced into swallowing on a daily basis.

I think equality between the sexes is a great idea where it works. I think if you break out the sledge hammer to pound it into place because BADTHINK, you're just going to get more cognitive dissonance and anger when the veil collapses. (IMO, it's why "red-pilling" is so effective. Once people see the way that other people are demanding they violate their own intelligence, they get mad.)

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:54 PM (DuZls)

295 it ain't over until WE say it's over....
Posted by: Bluto at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (w0xwb)




What he said

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:54 PM (HALdu)

296 >>Anyone who cries over anything other than the death of a loved one is too emotionally unstable for a position of any responsibility, or indeed, to vote.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:02 PM (le94c)

This is incorrect.

A single tear escaped Zod's eye when Travis put down Old Yeller.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 07:54 PM (XzT/D)

297 Her testimony was like a 1930's movie where the cops slap out the crying woman to get her to focus on the question!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2019 07:54 PM (Dh1wo)

298
So a hurt feelings crying weak a$$ woman is who we want as an Ambassador to a potential ally in a war torn part of Eastern Europe?
Posted by: Mr. Scott

======

Apparently, yes. Speaking of which, I nominate Blanche DuBois as ambassador to Lebanon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2019 07:54 PM (8dccK)

299 I have an obvious bias, but this is objective as I can be and based on 30 years of experience: the greenest night commissioner would not find enough probable cause to issue a warrant based on what has been adduced thus far. Any talking head saying anything to the contrary is talking out of their ass. Even in a civil case, these "witnesses" (scare quotes intentional) would not have produced enough "evidence" (scare quotes intentional) to withstand a summary judgement motion. To put that in context, everything produced is viewed in the most favorable light possible against the party who makes a summary judgment motion.

I realize this isn't a legal proceeding but even by the thinnest standards it would be tossed and the person who brought this dogshit into court very well might be sanctioned. Then, again, this is D.C. and the Ho House.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2019 07:55 PM (iw59Q)

300 281, Same here. I used to listen to his radio show on my commute home. The man knows his stuff, but my blood pressure was always higher after listening than before. He's more subdued on TV than on radio, much easier to take in.
================

That is precisely what I meant. You put it better than I did. Levin is incredibly brilliant, and I still listen to him for his analysis, but yea . . . the blood pressure, exactly!

Posted by: DC at November 15, 2019 07:55 PM (/TvO8)

301 The trick to handling a blubbing subordinate, I found, was not to be
sympathetic at all. Just sit there and look on impassively until the
waterworks ends, then have a facial expression that says "you done now?"
and continue the conversation where it left off.



I'm convinced that a lot of women do this shit to manipulate men, and this approach puts a stop to that in a big effing hurry.

And when the tears dry up and it's clear that you're unaffected?

The angry screaming and cursing begins.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2019 07:55 PM (XJkoT)

302 Mashup had about as much Ambassador to Ukraine ability as Hunter Biden had to Burisma.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 07:51 PM (6LZkj)

When you have a corrupt operation going on in a foreign country, you do not want an honest competent Ambassador there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (BiNEL)

303 That, or the Jim Brown death scene in The Dirty Dozen.

Or when the Enterprise went down in Star Trek II.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (HaL55)

304 Strangely enough, I laughed when Old Yeller died.

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (EgshT)

305 She was ambassador to a former soviet republic with unbelievable corruption that was being invaded by the Russians and she started crying because of the mean things people said and tweeted about her?

What was her job? Was she supposed to blow everyone to a compromise?

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (HALdu)

306 Wish a GOP congress critter would have said "stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about"

Posted by: Moon Moon at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (nzKWW)

307 If she was ambassador to Ukraine while all the money laundering etc was going on then she was in it up to her fake-teared eyeballs.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (l3+k2)

308 A single tear escaped Zod's eye when Travis put down Old Yeller.
Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 07:54 PM (XzT/D)

And was punished for attempting to escape, surely.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

309 Zod charges Jim Acosta with a process crime for failing to maintain a chemically-induced erection when he was introduced to Sinema's enclosure.

Silly worm.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (XzT/D)

310 Since the shit show is tanking I wonder what the Dems have planned to divert attention?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 07:57 PM (j5P46)

311 "Speaking of which, I nominate Blanche DuBois as ambassador to Lebanon."

Is emo chick Billie Eilish available for ambassadorial duty? At least when she weeps blood it's entertainment. Not saying I'm a fan of her derivative crap myself.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)

312 The angry screaming and cursing begins.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2019 07:55 PM (XJkoT)

One of the smartest things I've ever been told - a woman's tears are a weapon.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (ISejo)

313 This is incorrect.

A single tear escaped Zod's eye when Travis put down Old Yeller.
Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 07:54 PM (XzT/D)

That's fair enough. The death of pups is always a sad occasion, and especially when the pup was a hero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (le94c)

314 And a friend once told me that you don't forget a really good lap dance by Monday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

kant even

need to find some new spots

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (rpxSz)

315 >>And was punished for attempting to escape, surely.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

Electricity was applied.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (XzT/D)

316 306 Wish a GOP congress critter would have said "stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about"
Posted by: Moon Moon at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (nzKWW)





Then he stands up and starts to undo his belt. The awkward part is that after he undoes his belt he moves to his fly.

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (HALdu)

317 Rudy indictment

Posted by: Moon Moon at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (nzKWW)

318 Stefanik's and Jordan's replies outside upon being interrogated by the media about the president's tweet were things of beauty. They were not calm or circumspect about the game Shifty was playing. They are pissed.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (tkNkP)

319 Since the shit show is tanking I wonder what the Dems have planned to divert attention?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 07:57 PM (j5P46)

---
another school shooting, most likely.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (w0xwb)

320 I've been told I lack a filter.

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (EgshT)

321 306 Wish a GOP congress critter would have said "stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about"
Posted by: Moon Moon at November 15, 2019 07:56 PM (nzKWW)

"Why don't take a minute and count whatever it is you count when you're trying to regain your self-control?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (le94c)

322 >>312 The angry screaming and cursing begins.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2019 07:55 PM (XJkoT)

Flaccid Acosta. Sinema's enclosure.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (XzT/D)

323 The Constitutions says High Crimes and Misdemeanors.
That is a LIMITATION on the Power of Impeachment, even if some Judges
decided to ignore that phrase.



But then, they've been reinterpreting what the Constitution CLEARLY says since early on.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

CLEARLY? Where is the definition of a "High Crimes and Misdemeanor"?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (TLxpZ)

324 The Constitutions says High Crimes and Misdemeanors. That is a LIMITATION on the Power of Impeachment, even if some Judges decided to ignore that phrase.

But then, they've been reinterpreting what the Constitution CLEARLY says since early on.
Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (NgKpN)
---
Which is why I think the Senate is not compelled to bring it to trial, if IT finds it falls short of those guidelines.

Do you really want an authority--other than the people--telling the Congress what it has to decide as "high crimes"? I mean perhaps you do. But I find it consistent with the sanguinity of the Federalists that any party sufficiently in power to maliciously impeach the President is a sick republic. And that feedback needs to be presented to the people.

It's a great--and valid argument--that Trump has not met those standards. But I think if you want a high authority that corrects the use of power, you're not actually letting the separation of powers work, and your investing in a superpower, whose power is not necessarily separate.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (DuZls)

325 And a friend once told me that you don't forget a really good lap dance by Monday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)



That is because you have not gotten the shirt you wore to the strip joint back from the dry cleaners until Tuesday.

Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 08:00 PM (HALdu)

326 Then he stands up and starts to undo his belt. The awkward part is that after he undoes his belt he moves to his fly.
Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (HALdu)

Go on...

Posted by: Shep ! at November 15, 2019 08:00 PM (ixnua)

327 OT: Vivien Leigh was gobsmackingly gorgeous.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2019 08:00 PM (T6t7i)

328 292
287 I now have 4 million wine moms following me on Twatter.

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)



We need an entry for the style book.



They are NOT Wine Moms.



They are WHINE Moms.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 15, 2019 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
You mean Karens?

Posted by: Brown Hornet at November 15, 2019 08:00 PM (l7udz)

329 Diogenes: "Since the shit show is tanking I wonder what the Dems have planned to divert attention?"

Pick a country, any country, next to Russia or Ukraine and it will be "Collusion with X to subvert Hillary's coronation". They'll be able to do this for decades.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 15, 2019 08:00 PM (6eEQ+)

330 Where's the goddamned SMOD.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (l9m7l)

331 That is because you have not gotten the shirt you wore to the strip joint back from the dry cleaners until Tuesday.

...or the pants.

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (EgshT)

332 287 I now have 4 million wine moms following me on Twatter.

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)

Which is worth ... the square root of shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (le94c)

333 CLEARLY? Where is the definition of a "High Crimes and Misdemeanor"?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (TLxpZ)
---
Totally on-point point. They argued about it when Bill Clinton clearly violated the law with premeditation that it didn't amount to HIGH crimes.

Let the branches and houses fight it out while we still have hope.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (DuZls)

334 need to find some new spots

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (rpxSz)

I My friend recommends lots of $5's and aq commitment to "research"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

335
"Ah, but the Ukrainians, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a quid pro quo did exist, and I've had produced that quo if they hadn't pulled my committee out of action." - Lt. Cmdr. Adam "Old Brownstain" Schiff

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (7rVsF)

336 Zod's comment reminds me of something...

Steve Irwin captured an enormous albino croc named Casper, who he was keen to breed.

He gave up after a couple tries, because he'd pick out a Sheila, and introduce Casper to her enclosure. Casper would rut for few minutes, grow bored, and then just kill the female and mosey off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (LGkrj)

337 And a friend once told me that you don't forget a really good lap dance by Monday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)
That is because you have not gotten the shirt you wore to the strip joint back from the dry cleaners until Tuesday.
Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 08:00 PM (HALdu)

Yup.....Stripper Juice will leave a stain you can never get out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (Z+IKu)

338



Ngood



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (bW2bs)

339 330 Where's the goddamned SMOD.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (l9m7l)

Right?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

340
F that. Put her in Jail right next to Roger Stone.



Same crime, same time.



Sadly, no. Laws for Republicans, no laws or consequences for Democrats. THAT is the way of the world now.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 15, 2019 08:02 PM (Wmf3G)

341 Vivien Leigh was gobsmackingly gorgeous.
Posted by: pep at November 15, 2019 08:00 PM (T6t7i)
---
Also crazy as a bedbug, sadly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 08:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

342 310
Since the shit show is tanking I wonder what the Dems have planned to divert attention?

Posted by: Diogenes

According to Fox, Trump's tweet is his death knell.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2019 08:02 PM (T6t7i)

343 so this is my nightly terlit post -

ineffableisland.com/2019/11/can-smart-toilets-be-next-health-data.html

Poogle.com?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 15, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

344 And a friend once told me that you don't forget a really good lap dance by Monday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 15, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

That is because you have not gotten the shirt you wore to the strip joint back from the dry cleaners until Tuesday.
Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 08:00 PM (HALdu)

Or perhaps not even made bail by then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 08:02 PM (le94c)

345 Schiffty's witnesses better start coming up with something quick, so far he's losing.
Not sure when the next Schiffty Shit Show starts again.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 08:02 PM (ZCEU2)

346 287 I now have 4 million wine moms following me on Twatter.


Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)


Russian bots.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (TLxpZ)

347 Good: Vivien Leigh.
Better: Anne Baxter as Nefritiri.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (XzT/D)

348 Imagine - 67 Senate Republicans willing to remove Obama - and somebody here saying "But is it really High Crimes and Misdemeanors" ?

Sure - I can imagine it. I can see it in my mind's eye.

Are we going to have co-equal branches, or not ? Do we disdain an over-reaching judiciary, or only when it over-reaches against our wishes ?

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ISejo)

349 Stefanik's and Jordan's replies outside upon being interrogated by the media about the president's tweet were things of beauty.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 15, 2019 07:59 PM (tkNkP)
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Stefanik should have broken down into tears so that the left could show how sympathetic they are.

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (DuZls)

350 Also crazy as a bedbug, sadly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious

Allowances must be made.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (T6t7i)

351 After all the left is trying to throw Stefanik out of "her job"!

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)

352 Steve Irwin captured an enormous albino croc named Casper, who he was keen to breed.



He gave up after a couple tries, because he'd pick out a Sheila,
and introduce Casper to her enclosure. Casper would rut for few minutes,
grow bored, and then just kill the female and mosey off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (LGkrj)


Casper don't fall for no crocodile tears.

Posted by: Casper at November 15, 2019 08:04 PM (l3+k2)

353 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2019 08:04 PM (q177U)

354 Stefanik should have broken down into tears so that the left could show how sympathetic they are.
Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (DuZls)

I'm waiting for Schiff to start blubbing.

People often do that when standing on the trap door.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 08:04 PM (le94c)

355 Ngood???

What's that, Lassie???

A nood's fallen down the well???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2019 08:04 PM (Dh1wo)

356 Since the shit show is tanking I wonder what the Dems have planned to divert attention?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2019 07:57 PM (j5P46)


Quick! Let's thaw out Jimmah and Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg's corpses so we can have them die!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 15, 2019 08:05 PM (hku12)

357 347 Good: Vivien Leigh.
Better: Anne Baxter as Nefritiri.
Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (XzT/D)

best Greer Garson as Paula

Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 08:05 PM (rpxSz)

358 Ok, see what nood is then it's lights out

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 08:05 PM (ZCEU2)

359 This woman is an embarrassment to all women.

On behalf of all x-chromos everywhere, I'd like to apologize for Madame Ambassador Crybaby.

But you guys: Schiff is yours.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 15, 2019 08:05 PM (Odo4M)

360 Yup.....Stripper Juice will leave a stain you can never get out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2019 08:01 PM (Z+IKu)

New clothes are cheap!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Friend at November 15, 2019 08:05 PM (BiNEL)

361 Allowances must be made.
Posted by: pep at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (T6t7i)
---!
What is the Horde injuction about the membrum virile and crazy?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3Z6pZ)

362
287 I now have 4 million wine moms following me on Twatter.
Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 15, 2019 07:52 PM

But thousands of sober hair colorists are out marching in opposition to the diss by Masha to their professional standards.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 15, 2019 08:06 PM (tkNkP)

363 Optimism:
1. "Impeachment Inquiry" scores super low ratings even on the crack head networks
2. Lets face it the formula the dems are using is BAD to point that even some of the leftist of left people I know (and Im in DEEP BLUE MA) are calling this bullshit. Schiff is exposing himself and people are getting MAD at the colossal waste of money this obviously is
3. The media networks with their already demolished credibility are the ONLY ones pushing this forward. Nobody I work with is even mentioning this scam except my fellow conservatives. Libs at work are pretending this embarrassment isn't occurring.

4. There are 'reports' from the Daily Caller that some dems are already feeling embarrassed and are backing out ASAP
5. Bringing this to a trial does not mean this will forever be the accepted way for future impeachment inquiries to be held for the following reasons: a) Reps winnign the house back will hopefull (damn well better) change the rules to require a super majority in the house to send to Senate trial.
6. Mitch, while yes he has not always been my favorite, I firmly believe will not stab us in the face. Hold an actual trial with all the weapons PDT needs to DESTROY the left and this shit storm will be a good thing I think. Mitch announcing that there must be a trial may have been a warning to the dems on the house. "Proceed with this shit, and prepare to be embarrassed out of office for decades"
Maybe I am wrong, I don't know but I am not going to worry myself into anger that our whore media will continue whore. Journalism is dead and almost everyone knows it.

I think this will end VERY well for all of us.
*takes sip of Walker Gold..*
*fires up well packed bowl*

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 15, 2019 08:06 PM (aR6C/)

364 But you guys: Schiff is yours.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 15, 2019 08:05 PM (Odo4M)

That's not clear at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 08:07 PM (le94c)

365 Topiary D

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2019 08:07 PM (lkl+P)

366 Or perhaps not even made bail by then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 08:02 PM (le94c)

That's why you keep a couple of $100's in your shoe!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Friend at November 15, 2019 08:07 PM (BiNEL)

367 I know TuCa likes Bret but I wish he'd drag him for that stupid ass emo tweet.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 15, 2019 08:07 PM (Odo4M)

368 Sorry Jay. I was hoping you'd forget he obviously has two x's.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 15, 2019 08:09 PM (Odo4M)

369
I've been told I lack a filter.
Posted by: Masha Potatovich

Come and see me.

Posted by: Jiffy Lube at November 15, 2019 08:09 PM (aKsyK)

370 368 Sorry Jay. I was hoping you'd forget he obviously has two x's.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 15, 2019 08:09 PM (Odo4M)

Not even that. He's got about four X's, near as I can tell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 08:10 PM (le94c)

371 I predicted it too.

These people are nothing if not predictable.

Gutsy woman. Nasty!

But Trump makes her cry.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2019 08:10 PM (ZfRYq)

372 Nood, but I don't think I'm going to go there, I'm depressed enough already!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Friend at November 15, 2019 08:11 PM (BiNEL)

373
best Greer Garson as Paula
Posted by: REDACTED

You gotta tear up at the end of Random Harvest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

374 Anyone who cries over anything other than the death of a loved one is
too emotionally unstable for a position of any responsibility, or
indeed, to vote.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:02 PM (le94c)

Possible exception for when a person is falsely accused of a felony. See: Kavanaugh, Brett.

Posted by: right wing yankee at November 15, 2019 08:12 PM (zlzYb)

375 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2019 07:02 PM (le94c)

I don't agree with that. I think people could be brought to tears by a number of things that take place in their life-the incredible suffering of family members, the loss of their home, if you're in a lot of physical pain and still trying to do your job, However, crying about the loss of a job that took place years ago seems to be overwrought, Waterworks in the aid of a political end is manipulative and insincere, She was coached.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2019 08:12 PM (WI7YS)

376 I think this will end VERY well for all of us.
*takes sip of Walker Gold..*
*fires up well packed bowl*


Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 15, 2019 08:06 PM (aR6C/)


Thats when you know life is good. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2019 08:14 PM (9Om/r)

377
Good: Vivien Leigh.
Better: Anne Baxter as Nefritiri.
Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2019 08:03 PM (XzT/D)

best Greer Garson as Paula
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2019 08:05 PM (rpxSz)









Dorothy Malone as the Acme Bookstore Clerk in The Big Sleep. Nucular hawt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2019 08:33 PM (eXA4G)

378 326 Then he stands up and starts to undo his belt. The awkward part is that after he undoes his belt he moves to his fly.
Posted by: not so at November 15, 2019 07:58 PM (HALdu)

Hope it isn't Nadler doing this

Posted by: Dingbat at November 15, 2019 08:42 PM (Qkbqn)

379 Doctor BlasstedFord set the Joe Cock-ker standard that every down trodden walked upon splittail can readily follow.... providing they cuck on out and spread it wide in front of a national audience for 15 seconds... extra points for achieving prolapse for the camera. DRAMMA make mo $$$ than facts

Posted by: larrotheoldwhitedudethathasntdied at November 15, 2019 10:53 PM (10GNe)

380 You gotta tear up at the end of Random Harvest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

Just imagine someone, waitin' at the cottage door,
Where two hearts become one. Who could ask for anything more?

Posted by: F. Astaire at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (YqED9)

381
Good thing it was the last comment! Whew!

Posted by: F. Astaire at November 15, 2019 11:04 PM (YqED9)

382 Masha, Masha, Masha...

Posted by: Jan Brady at November 16, 2019 12:48 AM (H3MF8)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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