The Legend Of Moon Moon ONT

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And thus was born the legend of Moon Moon. “Moon Moon” soon came to be applied across the internet to any wolf-looking dog (primarily huskies) photographed in a compromising position. For example....well, see for yourself.

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And there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Moon Moon: One small herp for a doggo, one giant derp for dogkind.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Moon Moon in GTA V:



Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:36 PM




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1 Long cat? No it's long dog! Greetings!

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 14, 2019 09:37 PM (zUdXR)

2 willowed:
491
487

Ciaramella didn't whistleblow himself.





Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


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I don't get it.



Posted by: WaterCow at November 14, 2019 09:32 PM (YVMAc



He was recruited to be the patsy for when this fails, and it is going down like an Olongapo whore.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 09:37 PM (D2IX6)

3 Yeah ONT! Thank you!

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 14, 2019 09:38 PM (h2foV)

4 Almost typed something else

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 14, 2019 09:38 PM (zUdXR)

5 Bonus Pet Thread, this week.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 09:38 PM (9zpat)

6 Hey, early ONT! Not complaining. It is nearing winter after all.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 09:38 PM (ykYG2)

7 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 09:39 PM (Y4EXg)

8 Man - that was an awesome Second Place! To bring in a willow and read a smattering of the content at the same time!


Go Mikey...who cares about this! Go Mikey...who cares about this!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 09:40 PM (D2IX6)

9 Oh Moon Moon, you lovable scamp!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 09:40 PM (NWiLs)

10 The Moon Moon ONT will be celebrated through the ages.

Posted by: Splunge at November 14, 2019 09:40 PM (dOV9E)

11 White Paw nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 09:40 PM (V3c+3)

12 My werewolf name is Grey Rod.


WTF? Am I A-Rods lesser cousin?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 14, 2019 09:40 PM (Wmf3G)

13 Thanks for the doggeh-oriented ONT WD

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 14, 2019 09:40 PM (zUdXR)

14 Moon Moon is my spirit animal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 14, 2019 09:41 PM (SchxB)

15 Took over three minutes just to scroll down to the comments section...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

16
Thank our lucky stars there was no chance for Uranus Uranus, eh?

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 14, 2019 09:41 PM (pNxlR)

17 The State of Oregon really, really wants a civil war.

Effective immediately, agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement are forbidden from carrying out arrests inside or in the close vicinity of Oregon's state courthouses unless the agents first receive warrants from a judge.

Oregon Supreme Court Chief Justice Martha Walters enacted the new rule Thursday.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)

18 Not quite what I think of when I hear, "Moon."

Posted by: Vincent Hannah at November 14, 2019 09:43 PM (l3+k2)

19 Cat to Major Moon Moon, "Who do you think you are? Adam Schiff?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 09:43 PM (V3c+3)

20 Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)

I wish PDT would go after them. What are they gonna do, vote Democrat?

Posted by: clutch at November 14, 2019 09:43 PM (Z3oWA)

21 Holy crap! That's one moonrific ONT. Too damn funny

Posted by: Draki at November 14, 2019 09:43 PM (Fvogs)

22


MOON MOON!!!!!

Posted by: Alpha Demon at November 14, 2019 09:43 PM (09pux)

23 Rogue Temptress?

Posted by: JAS at November 14, 2019 09:45 PM (DBGf/)

24 Tonight's image macros/memes had me laughing until the tears ran down my face. If my weapons rust, it's your fault, WeirdDave!

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 14, 2019 09:45 PM (h2foV)

25 17: The rule of law is dead

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 09:45 PM (U7k5w)

26 M-O-O-N. That spells 'time for Stephen King to open another bottle of Laphroaig'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 09:46 PM (ykYG2)

27 12
My werewolf name is Grey Rod.


WTF? Am I A-Rods lesser cousin?


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 14, 2019 09:40 PM (Wmf3G)

The Dennis Rodman is your cousin. You will be weakened by bling, but kimchi and other cabbage based foods will give you power.

I hope you like Reubens and coleslaw.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 09:46 PM (D2IX6)

28 Conor and I are still laughing!

Many thanks WD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 09:46 PM (BiNEL)

29
Scarlet Rain?! Ahhhhh, nope!

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 14, 2019 09:47 PM (pNxlR)

30 Rogue Temptress - A high level thief with a bard secondary skill. Usually female but not always. Beware of seductive honey pots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 09:47 PM (V3c+3)

31 Grey Rain.

Shut up.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 14, 2019 09:48 PM (frty6)

32
I finally calmed down after the last thread about rogue judges ruling against the US Constitution.

Then I read ARC of History's post at #17.



Fuck these bastard traitor enemy judges.

If I knew how to hex their lives with witches spells, I would.

Good news, kinda, is that when CW2 starts, their names will be featured prominently on many lists.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 09:48 PM (sy5kK)

33 Alpha Rod.

I like it.

Posted by: jsg at November 14, 2019 09:48 PM (mYKes)

34 If your rain is gray, you may want to see a urologist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 09:49 PM (V3c+3)

35 Flat tire Moon Moon had me laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 09:49 PM (qBbz7)

36 Now that was funny- thanks
and I can live with "ancient warrior", well , at least the warrior part.

Posted by: Quilp at November 14, 2019 09:49 PM (Fxgkp)

37 BTW - I am Alpha Crescent.


Yeah, you heard that. Alpha Crescent.


No, I don't know what that would mean either.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 09:49 PM (D2IX6)

38

Moon Moon should have an eye patch and be nicknamed Ruprecht...

Posted by: Alpha Demon at November 14, 2019 09:50 PM (09pux)

39 I think it's "Red" not "Rod"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

40 Scarred Storm

Posted by: Betty at November 14, 2019 09:50 PM (/QabR)

41 Alpha Crescent - Alpha male of the Crescent Moon Moon pack. A Moron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 09:50 PM (V3c+3)

42
17 The State of Oregon really, really wants a civil war.

Effective immediately, agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement are forbidden from carrying out arrests inside or in the close vicinity of Oregon's state courthouses unless the agents first receive warrants from a judge.

Oregon Supreme Court Chief Justice Martha Walters enacted the new rule Thursday.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)


How is it that such entities are not deemed as being in a state of rebellion against our laws and dealt with accordingly and harshly?

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 14, 2019 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

43 Rod, I says.

Posted by: jsg at November 14, 2019 09:50 PM (mYKes)

44 37 BTW - I am Alpha Crescent.


Yeah, you heard that. Alpha Crescent.


No, I don't know what that would mean either.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 09:49 PM (D2IX6)

Just roll with it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

45 Dark Rod

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 09:51 PM (JSFuc)

46 Nice ONT.

Posted by: Infidel aka Rogue Storm at November 14, 2019 09:51 PM (8/tIV)

47 Thank our lucky stars there was no chance for Uranus Uranus, eh?

Uranus, MO would probably start using it on their road signs.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 14, 2019 09:51 PM (2lndx)

48 The State of Oregon really, really wants a civil war.

Effective immediately, agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement are forbidden from carrying out arrests inside or in the close vicinity of Oregon's state courthouses unless the agents first receive warrants from a judge.

Oregon Supreme Court Chief Justice Martha Walters enacted the new rule Thursday.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


LOLGFY.
Posted by: Federal Supremacy Law

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 09:52 PM (qBbz7)

49 We've got a Husky living next door named Ivan. Wonderful fog but his eyes will look right into your soul. It's mesmerizing.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 14, 2019 09:52 PM (7ZQe3)

50

Lone Omega?


Why do I feel like I am on a spacewalk, and the cord was just cut?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 09:52 PM (sy5kK)

51 Yeah, you heard that. Alpha Crescent.


No, I don't know what that would mean either.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 09:49 PM (D2IX6)


You have a commanding presence among flaky pastries?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 09:52 PM (t+qrx)

52 Dog

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 14, 2019 09:52 PM (7ZQe3)

53 Alpha Crescent.

Irish butter and marionberry jam. First rate.

Posted by: Alpha Demon at November 14, 2019 09:52 PM (09pux)

54 Dancing Moon Moon is the best Moon Moon.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2019 09:53 PM (aXucN)

55 Scarred Demon

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 09:53 PM (qBbz7)

56 Infidel! how are you?
I had a good day, wrote a couple of SQL scripts, also had to solve three support problems. I think tomorrow I might have a conversation with the support department about how they can answer questions before passing them to us coders as 'bugs'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 09:54 PM (ykYG2)

57 You made me giggle for a bit. Thanks, WeirdDave.

Posted by: pookysgirl, the grey huntress at November 14, 2019 09:54 PM (XKZwp)

58 Hang around the U of Washington campus and you see this shit all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 09:55 PM (axyOa)

59 Moon Moon!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

60 If I do my AoS nic, I'm Lone Fang.

Kinda diggin' it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2019 09:55 PM (aXucN)

61 I forgot how to dog killed me.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 09:55 PM (JSFuc)

62 41
Alpha Crescent - Alpha male of the Crescent Moon Moon pack. A Moron.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 09:50 PM (V3c+3)


A Moron? Well, gee, we already knew that! Leading a pack of morons? No thanks - just send them out to sniff out commonism around the old dam that was shut down 80 years ago and report back on the 32 of Neverember 2098.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 09:55 PM (D2IX6)

63 Jeebus, that Grizzly's paw is gigantic.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 14, 2019 09:56 PM (FTlwv)

64 Moon Moon Unit was a good pup.

Posted by: Frank Zappa at November 14, 2019 09:56 PM (0x00j)

65 Oh shit that was funny, WD! Which is not good, for I have a bad tummy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 09:56 PM (HaL55)

66 Mikey, LOL

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 09:56 PM (V3c+3)

67 Lone Fang might be a better vampire name, actually.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (aXucN)

68 Goodnight moon moon
Goodnight room room
Goodnight light light and the red balloon red balloon

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

69 Effective immediately, agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement are forbidden from carrying out arrests inside or in the close vicinity of Oregon's state courthouses unless the agents first receive warrants from a judge.

Oregon Supreme Court Chief Justice Martha Walters enacted the new rule Thursday.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)

As far as I can see, Oregon has no authority to prevent that. ICE should act accordingly, and if Oregon cops try to stop ICE from doing its job, shoot 'em down. And when that happens, declare Oregon to be in a state of insurrection, send in the regular Army to take control, and put it under martial law. Hang Democrats until you run out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (/sgva)

70 WTF? I'm Mystic Temptress. WTF?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (aS1PU)

71 Apropos of nothing in particular but seems there are lots of AR style rifles in the $400 ish range.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (ZfRYq)

72 Dave, that's weird.

Posted by: Caliban at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (QE8X6)

73 Fierce Shadow here...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 14, 2019 09:58 PM (UUBmN)

74 @69
You have my vote, sir.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 14, 2019 09:58 PM (SqopC)

75 58 Hang around the U of Washington campus and you see this shit all the time.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 09:55 PM (axyOa)


So true. and worse.


Diogenes, I just saw the news today about your wife's situation.

Prayers up, and may everything work out well for both of you.

I really enjoyed meeting you last week for lunch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 09:58 PM (sy5kK)

76 70 WTF? I'm Mystic Temptress. WTF?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (aS1PU)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 09:58 PM (RU4sa)

77 Thirſt!

Posted by: Cruel Fire at November 14, 2019 09:58 PM (7WaWV)

78 Lone Fang doing a PSA, "Listen all you little suckers, practice proper flossing and keep both your fangs!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 09:58 PM (V3c+3)

79 Oh, now we should all do our rockstar names! First name is your mom's maiden name, middle is your first college roommate's name, last name is the make and model of your first car, plus the last four digits of your social security number.

You guys go first!

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

80 So I married Lone Hunter and we had Magic Hunter for a daughter.


Underworld movie here we come!

Posted by: pookysgirl, the grey huntress at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (XKZwp)

81

Wanna meet Majestic Wang?

Posted by: Alpha Demon at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (09pux)

82 If I do my AoS nic, I'm Lone Fang.

Kinda diggin' it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2019 09:55 PM (

****

Howling with a lisp?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (axyOa)

83 I shall delurk as Cruel Temptress. It's better than my former nic Mrs Mittens (shakes fist at Romney) plus I no longer live in the cold! Go me! Or should I go with 5th dimensional imp (thanks, Ace, that made me smile!)

Posted by: Formerly Mrs Mittens at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (v66+K)

84

Nobody puts ketchup on a Moon dog.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at November 14, 2019 10:00 PM (aKsyK)

85 White Temptress?!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 14, 2019 10:00 PM (dBiBP)

86 69
Effective immediately, agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs
Enforcement are forbidden from carrying out arrests inside or in the
close vicinity of Oregon's state courthouses unless the agents first
receive warrants from a judge.



Oregon Supreme Court Chief Justice Martha Walters enacted the new rule Thursday.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)



As far as I can see, Oregon has no authority to prevent that. ICE
should act accordingly, and if Oregon cops try to stop ICE from doing
its job, shoot 'em down. And when that happens, declare Oregon to be in a
state of insurrection, send in the regular Army to take control, and
put it under martial law. Hang Democrats until you run out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (/sgva)


Supremacy Clause FTW!


I wonder if that state supreme court justice realizes how much she parallels the state courts in the Jim Crow South?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 10:00 PM (D2IX6)

87 Dark Rod
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 09:51 PM (JSFuc)




More of a black, gay, porn name for a guy specializing in Game of Thrones or Twilight knock offs.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:00 PM (HALdu)

88 Mystic Temptress - Expanded Arcana vol LXIV. A succubus who can put the voodoo on you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 10:00 PM (V3c+3)

89 There wolf.

Posted by: Eyegore at November 14, 2019 10:01 PM (0x00j)

90 My werewolf name is Fierce (Nic) and temptress (real name)

Fierce Temptress.

I like it.


Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

91
As far as I can see, Oregon has no authority to prevent that. ICE should act accordingly, and if Oregon cops try to stop ICE from doing its job, shoot 'em down. And when that happens, declare Oregon to be in a state of insurrection, send in the regular Army to take control, and put it under martial law. Hang Democrats until you run out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (/sgva)



I am trying to type something to show my support, but so far everything would have law enforcement at my door in an hour.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:01 PM (sy5kK)

92 85 White Temptress?!

Bich be askin fer it...

Posted by: Black Wang at November 14, 2019 10:01 PM (09pux)

93 Fierce Beast.

I can live with that.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:01 PM (RU4sa)

94 88 Mystic Temptress - Expanded Arcana vol LXIV. A succubus who can put the voodoo on you.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 10:00 PM (V3c+3)

Go do that voodoo that you do so well!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 10:01 PM (NWiLs)

95 I am Alpha Claw. I can only aspire to be Moon Moon.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (nvMvs)

96 Evening Horde

Posted by: wing at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

97 I got an alert in my phone's news feed from the Washington examiner saying that "unusual restrictions" are "spooking" witnesses that are reviewing the FISA report? Anyone else seen that? I'm not sure what to make of that

Posted by: Confuzzled at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (TyVii)

98 I shall delurk as Cruel Temptress. It's better than my former nic Mrs Mittens (shakes fist at Romney) plus I no longer live in the cold! Go me! Or should I go with 5th dimensional imp (thanks, Ace, that made me smile!)
Posted by: Formerly Mrs Mittens at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (v66+K)



Huh, so the mittens thing had nothing to do with romney or the sex toy?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (HALdu)

99 {{bth}} Good on ya.

Doing ok. Working full time. Busier that a one legged man in a butt kickin contest. Trying to get unpacked and cleaned up after asbestos clean up and before the holidays. Ugh, what a mess.

Just turned to the 1/2 hour original Gunsmoke series. Got more chores to do.

*hugs and kisses your way*

Posted by: Infidel aka Rogue Storm at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (8/tIV)

100 Grey Storm

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (PkVlr)

101 Nobody puts ketchup on a Moon dog.
Posted by: Harry Callahan


Polar bear can if he wants to.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (qBbz7)

102 Awesome ONT, weird Dave!

Wife's name is Ancient Beast, lol.

Posted by: Alpha Claw at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (Rz2Nc)

103 Fierce Beast.

I can live with that.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:01 PM (RU4sa)


You seem nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)

104 >>WTF? I'm Mystic Temptress. WTF?


You will always be Candy Rabbit to me.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:03 PM (JSFuc)

105 I've been keeping weird hours the last few weeks, so I haven't been cooking food like usual. Just restaurants and freezer food, shit like that.

Today, I got back on schedule, made some steak and potatoes and vegetable medley, and ate a bunch of it.

I feel great, way better than recently. I'm pretty sure restaurant and freezer food has poison it or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 10:03 PM (5aX2M)

106 Nice doggie

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2019 10:03 PM (9HQoP)

107 You guys go first!
Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)


Oh you.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

108 @42
That's a good question.

Paging AG Barr.

AG Barr.

Paging AG Barr to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (E1uMk)

109 Scarlet Storm. Well, I guess that's appropriate.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (wiXsO)

110 'Ancient Temptress'. Just what I need the night before I turn 29 again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

111 Where did you people find the name generator?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL)

112 Mine's Wang Dang Doodle.

Wait, that's my Howling Wolf name. Werewolf name sucks..............

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (Lg/Uq)

113 Diogenes, I just saw the news today about your wife's situation.

Prayers up, and may everything work out well for both of you.

I really enjoyed meeting you last week for lunch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 09:58 PM (sy5kK)

***

Thank you and likewise.
Good news today. The lymph biopsies were negative so she will be going thru the less rigorous radiation protocol. A huge relief.
Thanks to all the Horde for the prayers.
They matter!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (axyOa)

114 Release the hounds!

Posted by: Builder Berg at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (9sE8A)

115 I shall delurk as Cruel Temptress.
Posted by: Formerly Mrs Mittens at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (v66+K)


Sorry, I hear 'cruel temptress' and the first thing that comes to mind is a cheese and charcuterie board.

Just sitting there, by the crudités tray. Watching me. Waiting.

Anyway, hello there.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)

116 >>More of a black, gay, porn name for a guy specializing in Game of Thrones or Twilight knock offs.


Is Black Glans as offensive as Black Face?


Asking for a Wolf Friend...

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (JSFuc)

117 Where did you people find the name generator?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL




You mean the one at the top of the page?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (HALdu)

118 Haven't heard much about the impeachment hearing yesterday.
Must have laid a big, fat egg.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (9HQoP)

119 Paging AG Barr.

AG Barr.

Paging AG Barr to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (E1uMk)


ZZZZZZZ!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)

120 Somone did not read the content...

What a Moron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (V3c+3)

121 >>Where did you people find the name generator?


Oh, Moon Moon...

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (JSFuc)

122 You mean the one at the top of the page?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (HALdu)

Yes it seems my ad blocker kills any links?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)

123 I am Moon Beast!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (r+sAi)

124 111 Where did you people find the name generator?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL)


Very top!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

125 My werewolf name is Grey Rod.


WTF? Am I A-Rods lesser cousin?


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 14, 2019 09:40 PM (Wmf3G)




Old male porn star.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (HALdu)

126 70 WTF? I'm Mystic Temptress. WTF?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (aS1PU)

-----------------------------

Yeah, well, I'm Alpha Temptress. Apparently, turning into a werewolf is a bigger change than I thought.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (CAJOC)

127 116 >>More of a black, gay, porn name for a guy specializing in Game of Thrones or Twilight knock offs.


Is Black Glans as offensive as Black Face?


Asking for a Wolf Friend...
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (JSFuc)

Shaft! Can you dig it?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

128 I got an alert in my phone's news feed from the Washington examiner saying that "unusual restrictions" are "spooking" witnesses that are reviewing the FISA report? Anyone else seen that? I'm not sure what to make of that
Posted by: Confuzzled


Means it ain't going to be released.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (qBbz7)

129 LCD
I saw the ruling from the WA supreme court re: property owners rights to rent to whomever they wanted.
Add in the suits to block the $30.00 tab fee which the same court will overturn because... shut up peasant. The fascists on the west side are pushing hard for danger.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (Tt761)

130 Ratings for the Schiff-Farce was down 32% compared to the Comey the Clown Show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (V3c+3)

131 You will always be Candy Rabbit to me.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:03 PM (JSFuc)


You sir, are cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (aS1PU)

132 Being sweet and innocent (snerk) I had no idea mittens were a sex toy! I took that nic many years ago, before we took to calling Romney Mittens..... My arthritis inspired me to wear fingerless mittens at work to keep my hands warm while on the computer, hence Mrs Mittens

Posted by: Formerly Mrs Mittens at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (v66+K)

133 Ancient Rogue Warrior

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (dBiBP)

134 Yes it seems my ad blocker kills any links?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)




It killed the pic with the wolf in the middle and the letters?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (HALdu)

135

Black Glans, a lesser known and relatively unpopular Highland malt, very peaty...

Posted by: Gunga Peas at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (09pux)

136 None of you reprobates will ever have as cool a werewolf name as 'Cruel Fire'!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 14, 2019 10:07 PM (7WaWV)

137 97 I got an alert in my phone's news feed from the Washington examiner saying that "unusual restrictions" are "spooking" witnesses that are reviewing the FISA report? Anyone else seen that? I'm not sure what to make of that
Posted by: Confuzzled at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (TyVii)


wonder if this has anything to do with that last minute Barr - Trump meeting in the WH earlier today?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

138 >>Black Glans, a lesser known and relatively unpopular Highland malt, very peaty...


Try the 12 year.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 14, 2019 10:07 PM (JSFuc)

139 So, I'm Savage Wolf now.

Is that, like, leader of the pack?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 14, 2019 10:07 PM (iiT9X)

140 115
I shall delurk as Cruel Temptress.

Posted by: Formerly Mrs Mittens at November 14, 2019 09:59 PM (v66+K)



Sorry, I hear 'cruel temptress' and the first thing that comes to mind is a cheese and charcuterie board.



Just sitting there, by the crudités tray. Watching me. Waiting.



Anyway, hello there.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)


"Cruel Temptress" always makes me think of Elvira going for the bonus check at the bachelors' party.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (D2IX6)

141 I saw the ruling from the WA supreme court re: property owners rights to rent to whomever they wanted.


What do you mean property owners can't rent to whomever they want?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

142 Mine comes out as "Huge Cock"

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (7WQ6X)

143 What has two thumbs and just got out of a performance of Mahler's 8th Symphony?

(thanks again to the moron who mentioned it occurring)

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (oHtSQ)

144 Being sweet and innocent (snerk) I had no idea mittens were a sex toy! I took that nic many years ago, before we took to calling Romney Mittens..... My arthritis inspired me to wear fingerless mittens at work to keep my hands warm while on the computer, hence Mrs Mittens
Posted by: Formerly Mrs Mittens at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (v66+K)



How do you know they are not fingerless gloves?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (HALdu)

145

I love the moona and the joona and the springa.

https://youtu.be/7hRSfvpOz4A

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (aKsyK)

146 "unusual restrictions" are "spooking" witnesses that are reviewing the FISA report?

It means they're not allowed to leave the country.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (dBiBP)

147 Rickb... Could be... My first thought was damage control because it was going to be epic... But maybe I'm wishcasting

Posted by: Confuzzled at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (TyVii)

148 'Cruel Fire' sounds like something Katie Hill has to take valacyclovir to control.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

149 >>"Cruel Temptress" always makes me think of Elvira going for the bonus check at the bachelors' party.


My new Pin is an (old) Elvira machine.

Eventually, I hope it gets here.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (JSFuc)

150 Moon Moon Moon

Posted by: Three Wolves at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (l3+k2)

151 I'm Ancient.

Just Ancient.

And I'm feeling it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (axyOa)

152 Rogue Howler. The wife is Rogue Temptress.

Posted by: Cosda at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (jCB/s)

153 Scarred Claw.
I can live with that.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (Tt761)

154 Scarred Demon Storm

Posted by: RBG at November 14, 2019 10:09 PM (frty6)

155 Epstein didn't moon himself

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

156 Old male porn star.
Posted by: not so

---

I thought that was Dick Trickle.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)

157 "Prime Beast".

Worth the price, compared to Choice Beast, do you think?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

158 129 LCD
I saw the ruling from the WA supreme court re: property owners rights to rent to whomever they wanted.
Add in the suits to block the $30.00 tab fee which the same court will overturn because... shut up peasant. The fascists on the west side are pushing hard for danger.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:06 PM (Tt761)


Jesus keeps telling the inner me to calm down and quit thinking what is dominating my thought process right now.


It's tough. Damn tough.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

159 Niece has a sled dog rescue from Alaska. Gets a lot of "Is that a wolf?" questions. Says no, secretly thinks half yes.

Posted by: Ancient 'Headless Body of Agnew' Claw at November 14, 2019 10:10 PM (EnQC8)

160 Think I figured it out.
Thanks

Posted by: Commissar Rogue Hound knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

161 My name is Magus Sorrow? Maybe I'd better clean my glasses and look again.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 14, 2019 10:11 PM (h2foV)

162 67 Lone Fang might be a better vampire name, actually.
Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (aXucN)


Or what you nickname your favorite Shiv.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 10:11 PM (qkXUc)

163 Adam Schiff's werewolf name is White Temptress.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:11 PM (COzlW)

164 You rang?

Posted by: Moo Moo at November 14, 2019 10:11 PM (Vu9kF)

165 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yepyrncf

https://tinyurl.com/ydlrdrxg

https://tinyurl.com/ygwspzvv

https://tinyurl.com/yg9k9ucl

https://tinyurl.com/yztwubzb

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2019 10:11 PM (qAR6u)

166 White Crescent Howler

Posted by: AOC at November 14, 2019 10:11 PM (frty6)

167 I'm a 29x2 hetero male and I wind up with - Scarred Vixen?

Posted by: Panhandler at November 14, 2019 10:12 PM (S/rwf)

168 "Cruel Temptress" always makes me think of Elvira going for the bonus check at the bachelors' party.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (D2IX6)




Elvira reminds me of the Oak Ridge Boys, which reminds me of the Gatlin Brothers which reminds me of Kenny Rogers, which reminds me of Norm MacDonald.

Where is that thing he did about coward of the county?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:12 PM (HALdu)

169 Epstein didn't moon himself
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

-----

An Epstein werewolf is a true horror story for kids... one night a month, he'll kill and eat you. The rest of the month, it's nearly as bad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 10:12 PM (5aX2M)

170

Peaches has Fluffy.

Bluebell now has Long Fang.

BSG has Ant Dick.

Posted by: Alpha Demon at November 14, 2019 10:12 PM (09pux)

171 Adam Schiff's werewolf name is White Temptress.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:11 PM (COzlW)


"Convenient Fire Hydrant".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx)

172 I got an alert in my phone's news feed from the Washington examiner saying that "unusual restrictions" are "spooking" witnesses that are reviewing the FISA report? Anyone else seen that? I'm not sure what to make of that
Posted by: Confuzzled at November 14, 2019 10:02 PM (TyVii)

They are butt hurt because they can't have their lawyers give the response in writing. They can respond orally which will be transcribed into report is my understanding.

Posted by: Alpha Claw at November 14, 2019 10:12 PM (Rz2Nc)

173 Mystic Hunter!

Posted by: Toni at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (RdRuc)

174 I am Moon Beast

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (JcXHH)

175 My werewolf name is Grey Rod.


WTF? Am I A-Rods lesser cousin?


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 14, 2019

***

There's a Gary Larson cartoon in this somewhere.

Meanwhile you may want to consult a physician.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (axyOa)

176 Hilarious ONT, by the way, but I worry about that dog in the video at the end. Did he knock out all his teeth?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (COzlW)

177 What do you mean property owners can't rent to whomever they want?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)


It means that property owners are really renting from the state and didn't read the fine print in their property tax documentation!

Posted by: Commissar Rogue Hound knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)

178 Husky name off!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (Rz2Nc)

179 Lone Fang might be a better vampire name, actually.
Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (aXucN)


Or what you nickname your favorite Shiv.
Posted by: Buzzion


Arya Stark's first pig sticker.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (qBbz7)

180 Those Moon Moon meme's much Heh!

Posted by: Puddlglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (geOSh)

181 Ladyl
Seattle passed an ordinance, now confirmed by the state supreme court that all rentals must be first come first served.
You may not screen for past rental history or criminal history.
If the prospect has the first, last and damage deposit, you must rent to the first applicant.
Absolutely an illegal taking of private property.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (Tt761)

182 I hope Winona came over to BSG's house and stole ALL his stuff. What a cock knocker he was.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

183 Hahahaha....Ravenous Temptress! Looks out boyz!

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (KSBDE)

184 Is Black Glans as offensive as Black Face?


Asking for a Wolf Friend...
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:04 PM (JSFuc)



Depends, did it come that way or did you put make up on it?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (HALdu)

185 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/ydnbqw57

https://tinyurl.com/yfzu7r9b

https://tinyurl.com/yf5o75fe

https://tinyurl.com/yjwzmcc2

https://tinyurl.com/ygk8p826

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (qAR6u)

186 I get a very un PC White Shadow. Seems like that was a TV show in the 70's 80's.

Posted by: Agitator at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (VP1T8)

187 Too much explaining on mittens! And though I love the wonderfully campy Elvira, I'm an AZ grandma so.....maybe I should go with 5th dimensional imp and say Ace picked my name!

Posted by: 5th dimensional imp at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (v66+K)

188 It would be a sort of macabre symmetry for the coup plotters to escape and Rudy to be indicted on bullshit FARA violations.


Say, has anyone seen or heard from the Podestas?

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (E1uMk)

189 Did he knock out all his teeth?
Doubtful, it's a computer simulation.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (S/rwf)

190 Actually now that I think about it Moon Beast is actually the definition of werewolf, so boring.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 10:15 PM (r+sAi)

191 Donald Trump's werewolf name is Ancient Warrior.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:15 PM (COzlW)

192 Tomorrow's ONT Meme - Derp Derp

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 10:15 PM (438dO)

193 I got Ancient Warrior. Makes me feel old.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 10:15 PM (5aX2M)

194 On the werewolf name chart, can anyone tell me what I is on the list on the right?
Thanks in advance.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

195 Rogue Dog, checking in

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (h1jJh)

196 181 Ladyl
Seattle passed an ordinance, now confirmed by the state supreme court that all rentals must be first come first served.
You may not screen for past rental history or criminal history.
If the prospect has the first, last and damage deposit, you must rent to the first applicant.
Absolutely an illegal taking of private property.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (Tt761)


That's insane. No way would I rent to someone without a background check and three references, on from a former landlord. NO WAY!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

197 Is it just me or does crocodoggo look more like a really ugly otter?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (axyOa)

198 On the werewolf name chart, can anyone tell me what I is on the list on the right?
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)


*squints*

...tuna?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

199 what I is on the list

Purple Headed Warrior

Posted by: Alpha Demon at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (09pux)

200 86, And she should know that a Mass. State court judge is facing federal felony charges plus her bailiff too for those kinds of stunts where they helped an illegal escape ICE.

In the OR case, the justice will not be able to claim ignorance of the law and that is the sort of thing that even federal judges will frown upon and issue an injunction to stop it. Roy Moore was removed from the bench for defying a federal court order.

Posted by: whig at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (MItID)

201 I'm Grey whatever "I" is on the last name chart. I cannot read it!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

202 and if Oregon cops try to stop ICE from doing its job

The county sheriff in maybe four of the thirty-six counties in Oregon would even consider enforcing this order - in most of the rest, the response will be LOLGF. Sheriffs are elected.

Some rural Oregon sheriffs need to go to Federal court to get an order that this ruling by the Oregon judge is illegal. Trump has nearly flipped the Ninth Circuit, so it may not even have to go to the Supreme Court.

And yeah, the Chief Justice of the Oregon Supreme Court seems to be actively engaging in sedition.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

203 I've been doing first letter of last name. A real Moon Moon move.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (COzlW)

204 I have the coolest fucking name but I don't do the whole initials thing.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (yokAj)

205 hogmartin, yeah, it's impossible to read.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

206 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

Bane

https://hellogiggles.com/ reviews-coverage/find-your-werewolf-name/

rem 2 spaces

Posted by: Commissar Rogue Hound knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (BiNEL)

207 Heh

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (frty6)

208 Grey Dane?
Grey Bone?
I give up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

209 141 I saw the ruling from the WA supreme court re: property owners rights to rent to whomever they wanted.


What do you mean property owners can't rent to whomever they want?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)


shut-up, peasant. you think you actually own your own property? we own your paisley ass, you pissant.

BTW, here is your $500 bill for car tabs that the law previously charged $30. on your 3 year old Cadillac with a eighty thousand miles on it. no difference than a Cadillac with 5,000 miles on it. we deem that "fair".


- Washington State Supreme Court

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

210 Nice Ginger Melons, thx.

Posted by: Quilp at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Fxgkp)

211 Ancient vixen - crap.

That's what they call the 40 year old hookers on Sunset Blvd.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (d6Ksn)

212

Hey, did you drop your wallet, there, behind you?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Husky at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (09pux)

213 Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

M'lady! How are you? Everything went well, I'm taking it?

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (yokAj)

214 182 I hope Winona came over to BSG's house and stole ALL his stuff. What a cock knocker he was.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

The most annoying commenter ever.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

215 'm Grey whatever "I" is on the last name chart. I cannot read it!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM

Dagger or Druggie.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (COzlW)

216 Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (frty6)

That's a terrible werewolf name.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

217 If the prospect has the first, last and damage deposit, you must rent to the first applicant.
Absolutely an illegal taking of private property.


My asking damage deposit is $10 000. What's yours?

Posted by: Adriane the Squatting Squatters wot pay Diddly Squat Critic ... at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (LPnfS)

218 >>On the werewolf name chart, can anyone tell me what I is on the list on the right?


Homo

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (JSFuc)

219 Commissar, thanks.
I have no idea what a Bane is but at least now I know my werewolf name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

220 Andrew Sullivan of the Power Glutes didn't get Moon Beast?

Ehhh, he got White Wolf. Like Elric. Also a self-aggrandising sissy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (ykYG2)

221 garrett, sigh

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

222 JuJu, that's methed up

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

223 Hiya Stevie!


I couldn't tell so I just went with something mean.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:19 PM (JSFuc)

224 garrett, it wouldn't be the Horde otherwise :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

225 I couldn't tell so I just went with something mean.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:19 PM (JSFuc)


I was pretty serious about tuna. That's what it looks like.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

226 Jeez Thursday night group therapy has gone to the dogs

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM (jLsPj)

227 hogmartin, fair enough.
I've eaten gray tuna... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

228 219
bane : a source of harm or ruin

Posted by: Commissar Rogue Hound knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

229 These Moon Names would not be so funny if we were wearing pants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM (xSo9G)

230 Surprise Anal is my Jeffrey Epstein spirit name.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM (COzlW)

231 218
>>On the werewolf name chart, can anyone tell me what I is on the list on the right?
----------------------

I can't make it out either. It could be lamp. You might be I love lamp.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM (yokAj)

232 My brother and daighter havr been sending me moon moon pix for years. They make me laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Moon howler at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (VQQAx)

233 >>garrett, sigh


It's Dark Rod now, btw.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (JSFuc)

234 213 Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

M'lady! How are you? Everything went well, I'm taking it?
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:17 PM (yokAj)



Very well! Super easy.

Thank you for asking!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

235 Ladyl
The Seattle move is another of their insane lame attempts to,"Help", the homeless. What I never see are any of these hacks in black and the city councils taking any homeless into their homes. But, if you have rentals, especially if only a couple of units, you're screwed.
That Magnitude 9.0 and tsunami needs to arrive soon.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (Tt761)

236 looks like limp

Posted by: Quilp at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (Fxgkp)

237 Comissar, that'll do wonders for my self-esteem

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

238 Now do your Wereotter name

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

239 196, At second look, not sure that it is copacetic under the U.S. Constitution's freedom of association. Suspect groups can be protected by anti-discrimination laws enforced after the fact but the Seattle law may be infirm for being overly broad interference with a small landlord's freedom to associate with others of a like mind.

Posted by: whig at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (MItID)

240 218 On the werewolf name chart, can anyone tell me what I is on the list on the right?
----------------------

Ok. I looked up the full size one. It's Bane.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (yokAj)

241 Wow! Almost first with one of you guys doing the work!!

But really, who or what is Ciaramella?

Posted by: WaterCow at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (YVMAc)

242 These Moon Names would not be so funny if we were wearing pants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 10:20 PM

As long as you're not sitting on a vinyl chair, it's all good.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (COzlW)

243 garrett, how about Dark Rod Stewart?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

244 233 >>garrett, sigh


It's Dark Rod now, btw.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (JSFuc)

Penile necrosis is no laughing matter.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

245 Now that I can read it, I changed my name from Rogue Dog to Rogue Fang

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (h1jJh)

246 That's insane. No way would I rent to someone without a background check and three references, on from a former landlord. NO WAY!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

Nice way to create a housing shortage. If I had an upper flat I was renting, I'd reconsider once the current resident moved on. I wouldn't want someone living above me I knew nothing about.

However, it does make it easier for illegals to rent. I suspect that's the point.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (d6Ksn)

247 >>how about Dark Rod Stewart?


Would that be Sammy Davis Junior or Sly Stone?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (JSFuc)

248
Very well! Super easy.



Thank you for asking!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

I'm happy. It sounded like it was gonna be an easy one but I hate waiting too. It's the worst. Glad you're good!

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (yokAj)

249 garrett, yes

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

250 Ace O'Spades = White Temptress.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (Eicbe)

251 A commenter in the Portland paper, explaining the Oregon is a deep, deep blue state (really just Portland), explains that Resistance Is Futile.

Y'all and your rural supporters are just going to have to accept that's the way it's going to be around here...because you just don't have the votes. It's like General Sherman vs Georgia. Ya got no chance.

Are you sure you want to bring up the example of General Sherman vs Georgia, snowflake?

Perhaps you haven't thought that through.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

252 Stewart hasn't achieved a rod since the Carter Administration.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (ykYG2)

253 Now do your Wereotter name

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)


*Types*

*Deletes*

Posted by: Commissar Rogue Hound knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 10:23 PM (BiNEL)

254
Peaches has Fluffy.

Bluebell now has Long Fang.

BSG has Ant Dick.
Posted by: Alpha Demon at November 14, 2019 10:12 PM (09pux)


John has a long mustache.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:23 PM (sy5kK)

255 >>Ace O'Spades = White Temptress.


Fitting name for an Award Winning, Second Tier, Alt-Right blogger.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:23 PM (JSFuc)

256 The "Whistleblower's" were-name is Magic Hunter.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:24 PM (yokAj)

257 Jeopardy question with answer of 'Michael Avenatti' stumps ALL players (and Avenatti's taking on people who think it's funny)

https://tinyurl.com/uuksfqy

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 10:24 PM (wiXsO)

258 It's Dark Rod now, btw.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (JSFuc)


It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: Lily von Schtupp at November 14, 2019 10:24 PM (aS1PU)

259 John has a long mustache.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:23 PM (sy5kK)
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And--?

Posted by: The Chair at November 14, 2019 10:24 PM (Eicbe)

260 My nephew and godson graduated from firefighter training tonight and got his badge. It was a grueling course, but he stuck with it. He's now a full-fledged firefighter and paramedic.

I'm so proud of him. He's wanted to be a fireman since he was little.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:24 PM (d6Ksn)

261 Submitted for your approval.

Posted by: Dark Rod Serling at November 14, 2019 10:25 PM (aKsyK)

262 But really, who or what is Ciaramella?
Posted by: WaterCow at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM

It's Cinderella's charming twin sister who married Prince Charming's brother, Prince Cinder.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:25 PM (COzlW)

263 Donald Trump's werewolf name is Ancient Warrior.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 10:15 PM (COzlW)

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Yeah, that's cool for him. He's in his seventies, so it's badass.

I'm in my thirties, so it's lame. I'm trying to keep pretending I'm not old right now.

If I substitute one of my middle initials, I get Regal Warrior. I'm going with that. Much better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 10:25 PM (5aX2M)

264 I Wonder If Some Humans Invested With Actual Sense, Decided Everything And Declared By Universal Truth, That Reason Under Man's Perception, Never Ending Eternal Demonstrative Science, Might Yet Verify One's Total Entity. Possible Loose Equality And Selective Energy Doesn't Own Negative Thoughts. We Only Require Regular Yearbooks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2019 10:25 PM (l9m7l)

265

So all the Washington small house single family rentals will become AirBNB's?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Husky at November 14, 2019 10:26 PM (09pux)

266 I'm so proud of him. He's wanted to be a fireman since he was little.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.

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Good for him - Congrats!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)

267 Ciaramella's eating a Caramello in his Camaro

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

268 Hm, I would be either Mystic Wolf or White Wolf, depending on if we're talking the first name I use or my legal first name.

Also, I just remembered I don't care about werewolf names.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (2PXwn)

269 Congrats Donna.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (RU4sa)

270 Wonder what would happen if landlords refuse to comply. Jails seem to be full of folks driving while suspended.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (Lqy/e)

271 I Wonder If Some Humans Invested With Actual Sense, Decided Everything And Declared By Universal Truth, That Reason Under Man's Perception, Never Ending Eternal Demonstrative Science, Might Yet Verify One's Total Entity. Possible Loose Equality And Selective Energy Doesn't Own Negative Thoughts. We Only Require Regular Yearbooks.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2019 10:25 PM (l9m7l)


Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (aS1PU)

272 It was a Portland judge who assisted an illegal to escape ICE by guiding him through her chambers and out the back door of the courthouse a year or so ago. Not surprised at the order from the Salem supreme.

Same with the WA ruling. It's to continue the illegal invasion and occupation.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (Tt761)

273 So all the Washington small house single family rentals will become AirBNB's?

The ultimate objective is to make all rental housing government-owned. Driving the owners of single-family rentals out of the rental market is all part of the plan.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

274 214 182 I hope Winona came over to BSG's house and stole ALL his stuff. What a cock knocker he was.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

The most annoying commenter ever.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)


Moo moo/lurking lurker is pretty strong competition for him.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (qkXUc)

275 My were-name is also a decent porn name. Lane Ebony.

Posted by: Fisher at November 14, 2019 10:28 PM (8FfnY)

276 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2019 10:25 PM (l9m7l)

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Huh?

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:28 PM (RU4sa)

277 Epstein didn't kill himself?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (aS1PU)
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He wishes he were dead but Trump needs his vote.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:28 PM (Eicbe)

278 Scarlet Demon? My werewolf name seems a bit dramatic. I'm too lazy to be a 'Scarlet Demon'.

Posted by: Puddlglum, a new Soviet Virginian! at November 14, 2019 10:29 PM (geOSh)

279 235 Ladyl
The Seattle move is another of their insane lame attempts to,"Help", the homeless. What I never see are any of these hacks in black and the city councils taking any homeless into their homes. But, if you have rentals, especially if only a couple of units, you're screwed.
That Magnitude 9.0 and tsunami needs to arrive soon.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (Tt761)


Gawdalmighty. Things that were unthinkable 20 years ago are now coming to fruition.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

280 And--?

Posted by: The Chair
________

Chair is the Moon Moon of furniture.

Posted by: The Wall at November 14, 2019 10:29 PM (YVMAc)

281 The laws in Seattle were recently changed so MIL apts and tiny houses are much easier to construct. This would have helped with additional housing. This may put the kibosh on the buildout of units if your backdoor tiny house goes to the crackhead who showed up first. Worst case, the MIL unit in the basement.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (EnQC8)

282 Moo moo/lurking lurker is pretty strong competition for him.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (qkXUc)


Don't forget Kurt.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

283 But really, who or what is Ciaramella?
Posted by: WaterCow at November 14, 2019 10:21 PM (YVMAc)

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It's a candle you burn to keep the skeeters away!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (CAJOC)

284 Interesting. Eric Ciaramella turns out to be Mangy Butt-sniffer.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (Eicbe)

285 Epstein didn't kill himself?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (aS1PU)

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The answer to all probing questions, really.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (5aX2M)

286 I hear the CMAs last night were a snoozefest.

Oh, and also that Willie Nelson is only one bong hit away from meeting the grim reaper.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

287 John has a weird sore that I really want to touch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (x8Wzq)

288 Seattle hates AirBNB also. 6 month rentals minimum.
As for the jails, they'd just clear out the DUI's and unlicensed to make room.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (Tt761)

289 John has a long mustache.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:23 PM (sy5kK)
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And--?
Posted by: The Chair at November 14, 2019 10:24 PM

Check out my beard.

Posted by: John Durham, just hanging out doing nothing at November 14, 2019 10:31 PM (COzlW)

290 Sometimes this stuff backfires. The county rezoned our river property as "park", without notifying us. Instead of having us live there as an old retired couple, they are getting folks living in their motorhomes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2019 10:31 PM (Lqy/e)

291 Little-known fact: after the nuclear accident at Chernobyl, a number of mutated animals were born in the surrounding woods. Among them, a wolf born with three sets of hind legs, three tails, and three assholes. Superstitious locals referred to it as the "Three Moon Wolf."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 10:31 PM (/sgva)

292 I adopted a beautiful Siberian Husky girl, Azul. Her female owner in Phoenix had committed suicide with the dog in the house and was in the home for several days in the summer before someone did a welfare check and found them. I could make the tiniest fart and Azul would rush over and make sure I was still alive. Her happiness that I was still alive was something to watch.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 10:31 PM (bttOm)

293

Seattle Big Hotel must own some pols.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Husky at November 14, 2019 10:31 PM (09pux)

294 Mystic Warrior


This name seems a bit pretentious.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

295 176 Hilarious ONT, by the way, but I worry about that dog in the video at the end. Did he knock out all his teeth?

It's not a real dog. It's a video game.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 14, 2019 10:32 PM (k5ANL)

296 235 "What I never see are any of these hacks in black and the city councils taking any homeless into their homes."
Posted by Winston

I'm sure they havent forgotten Mike Webb- that lib Seattle radio host who took in that homeless guy that ended up killing Mr Webb.

Posted by: Rex B at November 14, 2019 10:32 PM (Vu9kF)

297
However, it does make it easier for illegals to rent. I suspect that's the point.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (d6Ksn)

It makes criminals easier to rent. It makes convicted rapists easier to rent. It makes burglers easier to rent. It threatens existing tenants who are law abiding, and their kids who now are being watched by criminals like this every day.

Because according to the new Seattle law, you can't ask. You'll first be fined, and then imprisoned if you continue.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (sy5kK)

298 Jeopardy question with answer of 'Michael Avenatti' stumps ALL players (and Avenatti's taking on people who think it's funny)
The Trump Curse is working overtime.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (oVJmc)

299 It's not a real dog. It's a video game.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 14, 2019 10:32 PM (k5ANL)


The game is called Dorky Dog. It's fun.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (aS1PU)

300 We have a guy working on our place that is about to get 22 months for attempting to elude. My priorities for jail would be different.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Lqy/e)

301 Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 10:24 PM (wiXsO)

That's hilarious!

So are the tweets from libs saying the Jeopardy people must not be very intelligent if they don't know who Creepy Porn Lawyer is.

They don't watch CNN or the View. That tells me they're intelligent.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (d6Ksn)

302 I'd forgotten about the MiL and backyard units.
They want the meth dealers/users in your backyard. That way they won't be crapping on the sidewalk in front of the courthouse.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Tt761)

303 Jeffry Epstein's were name is Rogue Wolf.

Posted by: Fisher at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (8FfnY)

304 I do not want to reveal my bullshit "Wolf Name". A Vixen is a female fox.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Eicbe)

305 We are in an 80 / 20 building now, the 20 being low income units that were required to get the approval to build. The 20 tenants are hugely inconvenient for management. Our neighbors just got evicted from their 20 unit for subletting subletting, smoking cigs and weed in their unit, on the grounds, and in common buildings when the entire complex is non-smoking, and the straw that broke the camel's back, stealing so many packages that Amazon and Walmart were refusing to serve the building any more.

The good news is it is going to take a month to redo the apartment and the damage they did. So there is that.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:34 PM (HALdu)

306 Moon Warrior.

Posted by: Nobody at November 14, 2019 10:34 PM (8zK8n)

307 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:13 PM (Tt761)

Breath taking the stupidity in the NW. total miscarriage of the justice and constitutional rights.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 10:34 PM (DjiZK)

308 I think I'm in live with Moon Moon

Btw my wolf name is White Red

Posted by: VM's phone at November 14, 2019 10:35 PM (G546f)

309 >> A Vixen is a female fox.


Any Canidae in a storm, my wolf brother.

Posted by: Dark Rod at November 14, 2019 10:35 PM (JSFuc)

310 Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 10:31 PM (bttOm)

Well, that got my allergies going.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:35 PM (ykYG2)

311 Stewart hasn't achieved a rod since the Carter Administration.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:22 PM (ykYG2)

But he did manage to build one absolutely awesome model railway layout.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (/sgva)

312 ..How do you know they are not fingerless gloves assless chaps?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:08 PM (HALdu)



FIFY, per AoSHQ Style Guide.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (QzJWU)

313 Cleveland 14, the Refs 7 lol

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (mluKg)

314 There is no real homeless crisis, it is ginned up to make it easier to shove big gov down everyone's throats.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (HALdu)

315 Posted by: Dark Rod at November 14, 2019 10:35 PM (JSFuc)

What's up with your hash?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (aS1PU)

316 Oh, and also that Willie Nelson is only one bong hit away from meeting the grim reaper.
Posted by: qdpsteve



He had to cancel his August or September tour dates due to an "upper respiratory infection".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (qBbz7)

317 304 I do not want to reveal my bullshit "Wolf Name". A Vixen is a female fox.
Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Eicbe)



It's ok to reveal your true self. Our pack embraces your lifestyle! Can you cook?

Posted by: Scarlet Demon at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (geOSh)

318 Paolo is the true Ancient Tempter. Even got a mention in the Divina Commedia.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

319 Michael Jackson would be Moon Dagger.

Chart's accurate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (5aX2M)

320 Thanks for the ONT.

Dogs do so much for us and ask so little, the least we can do is not splash all of their compromising pictures on the internet for all to mock.

Just remember, that thing you do? You know what I mean. Your dog knows. And still loves you. And has the pictures hidden in a safe place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (2B9A/)

321 Moon Warrior.
Posted by: Nobody at November 14, 2019 10:34 PM (8zK8n)


ON THE ONT
You are in a maze of twisty gray comments, all alike.
There is a warrior here.

> MOON WARRIOR

*** YOU HAVE DIED ***

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

322 bttOm is a bummer of a hash.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)

323
A very close friend rents out two high-end homes in an expensive community.

Each time a tenant is about to vacate, I sign a rental agreement on the property so that she can tell an undesirable applicant that the house is already under contract for lease.

She also runs background checks and calls references for every applicant.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

324 Moon Warrior.

Day-um.

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 10:37 PM (NiXyF)

325 282 Moo moo/lurking lurker is pretty strong competition for him.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 10:27 PM (qkXUc)


Don't forget Kurt.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

Kurt was always a troll. The others are douchebags that became one note johnnys that descended into trolls.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 10:37 PM (qkXUc)

326 Oh, and also that Willie Nelson is only one bong hit away from meeting the grim reaper.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

Jay Chandrasekar was on one of my FM radio stations during my drive time not too long ago, and he talked about a meeting he had with Willie and his buds regarding a project he had in mind; and while Jay politely imbibed one joint and then got dizzy, Willie and the rest were just blazing like mad.

Jay is a funny guy. I 'bout had to pull my truck over because I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 14, 2019 10:38 PM (x8Wzq)

327 Btw my wolf name is White Red
Posted by: VM's phone at November 14, 2019 10:35 PM (G546f)


So what's that, rosé?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:38 PM (t+qrx)

328 A lot of these Moon names sound like the titles of Stevie Nicks songs

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 10:38 PM (o1fzk)

329 Quilter's
Oh yeah. It's a one party state. The I-5 corridor is all that matters. East of the Cascade Crest mostly, including Spokane, we don't count for anything.
Our congress bint is from Issaquah thanks to gerrymandering. She didn't even bother to campaign over here.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)

330 Maya Rudolph is qb for the Steelers?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 14, 2019 10:39 PM (EnQC8)

331 Hahahahaha!!!!! Thanks, Weirddave!

(Glad the last doggeh was a video game - I was worried the little dude didn't survive the fall.)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 14, 2019 10:39 PM (lv9KS)

332 So all the Washington small house single family rentals will become AirBNB's?



No, at least not in Seattle. The city council is attacking AirBampersandB property owners if they rent out their home or condo for more than a limited about of days each month.

The thought process behind this fiasco is they think evil property owners are buying up the available supply of single family housing and making a profit with it. Everyone should only have one house. Or only rent it out on a traditional lease.

They are really a bunch of sick mother [SHUT YO' MOUTH!] John Shaft!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:39 PM (sy5kK)

333 313 Cleveland 14, the Refs 7 lol
Posted by: Blacksheep



I'll take it. This Steelers offense is offensive. Mediocre would be an improvement.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 14, 2019 10:39 PM (geOSh)

334 Headless, she can't be any worse than Colin Kaepernick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

335 White Red= Pink

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 10:40 PM (o1fzk)

336 Jeopardy question with answer of 'Michael Avenatti' stumps ALL players (and Avenatti's taking on people who think it's funny)
The Trump Curse is working overtime.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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I saw that, and was stunned. The MSM smothered the Avenatti story, very effectively it seems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 10:40 PM (CDGwz)

337 320 Thanks for the ONT.

Dogs do so much for us and ask so little, the least we can do is not splash all of their compromising pictures on the internet for all to mock.

Just remember, that thing you do? You know what I mean. Your dog knows. And still loves you. And has the pictures hidden in a safe place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (2B9A/)


Yeah but everyone of those derpy dogs has an owner that loves them and laughed so hard at their silly antics. And then gave them a treat.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 10:40 PM (qkXUc)

338 Scarred Shadow, which is coincidentally also my Crip name. A few years back I tried a pimp name converter and it was Maestro Courvoisier, I almost had mine legally changed I liked it so much.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 10:40 PM (mluKg)

339 Alex Trebek is on Avenetti's shit list now, lol.

He should have asked "Who is Creepy Porn Lawyer?"

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:41 PM (d6Ksn)

340 I'm substituting my own: Rogue Throat-ripper.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:41 PM (Eicbe)

341 Most annoying Troll?

*ponders*

I think for the most part the obvious trolls are meaningless. You know who they are right off the bat.

The ones who come in, get a thing, and then go bad over time, those are the annoying ones. Because you get a certain amount of investment. It is like the bible verse where David/Daniel is saying he does not give a shit when his enemies do whatever. That he expects, but when he is turned on by a friend, that ain't right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 10:41 PM (2B9A/)

342 Rogue Crescent is my name

Sounds kinda Muslim

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 10:41 PM (o1fzk)

343 Beckoning Chasm, I am glad you realize how much your vote is needed. Hang in there!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 14, 2019 10:41 PM (a4EWo)

344 The, "Did someone say... Moon Moon?" with the husky photo-bombing is hilarious.

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2019 10:42 PM (l3+k2)

345 322 bttOm is a bummer of a hash.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)

Mayor Pete disagrees

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

346 Quick JoeF, eat some bacon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

347 329 Quilter's
Oh yeah. It's a one party state. The I-5 corridor is all that matters. East of the Cascade Crest mostly, including Spokane, we don't count for anything.
Our congress bint is from Issaquah thanks to gerrymandering. She didn't even bother to campaign over here.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)

That's what my parents were telling me as well, they live up by KXLE. Between that and Inslee's shenanigans, something is gonna give

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 10:42 PM (DjiZK)

348 Oh but my AOS nic would be Graceful Claw
*strikes a pose*

Posted by: VM's phone at November 14, 2019 10:42 PM (G546f)

349 340 I'm substituting my own: Rogue Throat-ripper.
Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:41 PM (Eicbe)

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Ok, you little vixen.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:42 PM (RU4sa)

350 Lone Beast?

Yeah, okay, Lone is probably good.

But beast?

Not even close.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 14, 2019 10:43 PM (WEBkv)

351 Oh but my AOS nic would be Graceful Claw
*strikes a pose*
Posted by: VM's phone at November 14, 2019 10:42 PM (G546f)


Not Craw, Craw!

Posted by: The Claw at November 14, 2019 10:43 PM (aS1PU)

352 But he did manage to build one absolutely awesome model railway layout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Stunning. I don't think I saw mention of how much area it covers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 10:43 PM (CDGwz)

353 Thanks LCD. I had that wrong. I do know there are cities that restrict AirBnB and am truly surprised that Seattle doesn't. Yet.

Ladyl
That's a great dodge for your friend. It should hold up in Seattle but some dunce will screw it up for everyone.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:43 PM (Tt761)

354 I'm substituting my own: Rogue Throat-ripper.
Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:41 PM (Eicbe)




Kind of something you would associate with a native American porn star

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:43 PM (HALdu)

355
Ancient Warrior is my slave name.

Posted by: Aphluvius Maqqoniyum X at November 14, 2019 10:43 PM (5aX2M)

356 Dogs do so much for us and ask so little, the least we can do is not splash all of their compromising pictures on the internet for all to mock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 10:36 PM (2B9A/)

I'm sure the dogs don't mind. Hell, they don't even know.

And dogs aren't SJW snowflakes. I've laughed at goofy dogs looking goofy and they still loved me and were glad they gave me a laugh.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:44 PM (d6Ksn)

357 Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 10:40 PM (qkXUc)

Granted, I was more working the angle to point out that your dog watches you do everything. Everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 10:44 PM (2B9A/)

358 I feel a little bad about Moon Moon about to be eaten by a bear.

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 10:44 PM (U7k5w)

359 Not Craw, Craw!
Posted by: The Claw at November 14, 2019 10:43 PM (aS1PU)

That never gets old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 10:44 PM (/sgva)

360 So it's "Fierce Demon" eh? Nah.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 14, 2019 10:44 PM (lv9KS)

361 I'm sure the dogs don't mind. Hell, they don't even know.

And dogs aren't SJW snowflakes. I've laughed at goofy dogs looking goofy and they still loved me and were glad they gave me a laugh.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:44 PM (d6Ksn)




Dogs are pretty sensitive, I would be surprised if they were unaware you were laughing at them.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:45 PM (HALdu)

362 No no. Curious wins the prize and it's not particularly close. She took passive aggressiveness and intentional obtusosity and combined them to Olympic levels of monitor-punching annoyance.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:45 PM (yokAj)

363 Mitt Romney's werewolf name?

Alpha Vixen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

364 /get smart

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 10:45 PM (aS1PU)

365 363 Mitt Romney's werewolf name?

Alpha Vixen.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
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Had to stifle a laugh at that one.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 14, 2019 10:46 PM (WEBkv)

366 I'm starting to hear, very quietly, the anger rising.
The people who want to split off are not making much headway because they can't get their message out.
Complete silence from the media unless it's derisive.
But, anger is rising and that is not going to be good once it boils over.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:47 PM (Tt761)

367 Mitt Romney's werewolf name?

Quivering Mound of Love Pudding

or, as he's known on his family's compound in Mexico,

Puta Blanco

Posted by: Surprise Anal Husky at November 14, 2019 10:47 PM (09pux)

368 Hillary Clinton is Savage Howler.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa)

369 If a landlord has a Military Base nearby, it's dead easy to have some "For Rent" signs posted on various Company or Squadron bulletin boards.

Not one single ad need be posted in the civilian market.

You might not know it, but it's a UCMJ offense for a service member to fail to pay rent, or to trash a landlord's house. And they'll enforce it, too.

Conversely. It ought to be a cinch for a smart lawyer to draw up papers showing a house as being in some kind of "Co-Op", vs. being a "Rental Property". And you can only join the Co-Op if you shoot Major Caliber ISPC or such, for example.

There'll be an work around on it, one way or another.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 10:48 PM (QzJWU)

370 286 I hear the CMAs last night were a snoozefest.

Oh, and also that Willie Nelson is only one bong hit away from meeting the grim reaper.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)


The show was ok by me.

Heavy "women of country" theme. Reba, Carrie, Dolly were a trio of hosts.

But yeah, Willie is but a shell of what he once was.


After the show, I watched a video of The Highwaymen Live, recorded in 1990, at a concert in Long Island, NY. It was a PBS thing from over a year ago, I watch it once in a while.


Willie, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, and Kris Kristofferson.

Willie was still in his prime, as was Waylon. Johnny was older but still hit the notes. Kris was also in tune.

That was 29 years ago.


I said a little prayer for Willie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:48 PM (sy5kK)

371 Hillary Clinton is Savage Howler.
Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa)



That was the nic given to her by web.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:48 PM (HALdu)

372 Scarred Fang? Sure. Now people will be calling me Broken Tooth. Great.

Jeffrey Epstein committed Arkancide.

Posted by: Rocky Lombo's Pancreaus at November 14, 2019 10:48 PM (FOd1i)

373 363 Mitt Romney's werewolf name?

Alpha Vixen.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)


His feline name is Mr. Pussy Galore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2019 10:48 PM (aA3+G)

374 Trump's is Ancient Paw

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 10:49 PM (o1fzk)

375 These are rather gay for werewolf names.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 10:49 PM (HALdu)

376 M-O-O-N spells Moon Moon, dipshits!

Posted by: Tom Cullen at November 14, 2019 10:49 PM (ufFY8)

377 Pierre De-electo's is Moon Crescent.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:49 PM (Eicbe)

378 The beat one is Jeffrey Epstein's "Didnot Killself"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 10:50 PM (o1fzk)

379 *Wanders into ONT, cigarette dangling, with defeatist-driven slouched shoulders, doesn't even say hi to anyone in the living room, walks directly to fridge, grabs a Miller Lite and a shot of bourbon, walks over to the couch and kicks AOP's feet off the coffee table and tells him to move the f*ck over so I can sit down*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 10:50 PM (VCajk)

380 374 Trump's is Ancient Paw
Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 10:49 PM (o1fzk)

Ancient Warrior...not, paw

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (U7k5w)

381 Hillary Clinton is Savage Howler.
Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa)


"Could you use that in a sentence, please?"
"Keep the fan on and leave the door shut the next time you rip a savage howler like that. At least light a match or something."

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

382 379 *Wanders into ONT, cigarette dangling, with defeatist-driven slouched shoulders, doesn't even say hi to anyone in the living room, walks directly to fridge, grabs a Miller Lite and a shot of bourbon, walks over to the couch and kicks AOP's feet off the coffee table and tells him to move the f*ck over so I can sit down*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 10:50 PM (VCajk)

That good, huh?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

383
Moon-moon. That would be a perfect nickname for AOC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (NMAzL)

384 I was off. Eric Ciaramella's wolf name is Mangy Licks-Himself.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (Eicbe)

385 Lots of Heavy Metal album titles

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (o1fzk)

386 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:47 PM (Tt761)

I hear ya, I have talk my dad down every so often. However pos note - Kittitas County commissioner Cory Wright is a big step in the right direction. He and I grew up together. The guy is solid conservative and not a squish. Worked in the real world for a while in the shipping/tug boat industry in logistics

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (DjiZK)

387 "Keep the fan on and leave the door shut the next time you rip a savage howler like that. At least light a match or something."
Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

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See also: Barking Moonbat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

388 Incidentally, for those who didn't see it, Rod Stewart's model railway layout, the work of decades. This is Sistine Chapel level work, IMHO:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/uyvwa68

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 10:52 PM (/sgva)

389 I said a little prayer for Willie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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He's scheduled in for Merlefest this year.
https://merlefest.org/lineup/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 10:52 PM (xSo9G)

390
That good, huh?

.....

Assholes.

The world is full of them. Some days you deal with more of them then is necessary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 10:52 PM (VCajk)

391 Moon Moon make me laugh.

Posted by: Alpha Fire at November 14, 2019 10:53 PM (q1Pj5)

392 Since I now live in the 'burbs, I have to admit, I am worried about the suburban woman vote. Maybe it's because I've met so many of my sister's friends who really can't stand Trump. Some of them are Dems, but a few are Republican women who voted for him in '16, but go on about how icky his tweets are and how they wish he would shut up.

It's maddening to listen to. But (based on my limited experience) there does seem to be this deep distaste for Trump, based on the most frivolous reasons - he's not "presidential," I keep hearing.

I say, "So what? I like what he's doing. I'm not hanging around with him. I'm not inviting him to a wedding shower. I'm happy because he's doing his job in the face of a lot of opposition."

But it feels like mine is a minority opinion.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:53 PM (d6Ksn)

393 MisHum, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

394 Assholes.

The world is full of them. Some days you deal with more of them then is necessary.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 10:52 PM

-----

That's any number greater than 1.

Posted by: Shep at November 14, 2019 10:54 PM (5aX2M)

395 https://preview.tinyurl.com/uyvwa68
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 10:52 PM (/sgva)
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That's really cool, thanks for sharing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 14, 2019 10:54 PM (WEBkv)

396 Just wondering, anybody else think that polar bear is about to eat that wolf?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 10:55 PM (r+sAi)

397 Incidentally, for those who didn't see it, Rod Stewart's model railway layout, the work of decades. This is Sistine Chapel level work, IMHO:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/uyvwa68


Now all i can think of is "Locomotive Breath". Yeah, not one of his, I know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 14, 2019 10:55 PM (SchxB)

398 https://preview.tinyurl.com/uyvwa68
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 10:52 PM (/sgva)

That's fantastic.

Here I thought he spent all his spare time on the road banging groupies and taking drugs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:55 PM (d6Ksn)

399 Last letter of last name!

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:55 PM (yokAj)

400 *Wanders into ONT, cigarette dangling, with defeatist-driven slouched shoulders, doesn't even say hi to anyone in the living room, walks directly to fridge, grabs a Miller Lite and a shot of bourbon, walks over to the couch and kicks AOP's feet off the coffee table and tells him to move the f*ck over so I can sit down*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Sounds a lot like bike week at Daytona.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 10:55 PM (xSo9G)

401
Well. A federal judge has ruled the ISIS bride bitch is NOT a citizen, and thus will not be allowed back in the country.

Now, I wonder how long it will be before some Hawaiian Appeals judge overturns this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 14, 2019 10:56 PM (NMAzL)

402 back to lurking, good night Horde! I'm always a post or two behind, and not as witty as all y'all, but I do very much appreciate you folks who make this very special place

Posted by: 5th dimensional imp at November 14, 2019 10:56 PM (v66+K)

403 Wonder who is going to get his geetar?

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (jLsPj)

404 390
That good, huh?

.....

Assholes.

The world is full of them. Some days you deal with more of them then is necessary.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 10:52 PM (VCajk)

Yup.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

405 329 Quilter's
Oh yeah. It's a one party state. The I-5 corridor is all that matters. East of the Cascade Crest mostly, including Spokane, we don't count for anything.
Our congress bint is from Issaquah thanks to gerrymandering. She didn't even bother to campaign over here.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)


Washington State has some of the loosest, easy to beat voting laws of any state.

Ballots in the mail three weeks before the election, reports of hundreds of duplicate ballots mailed out, no need for voter ID, anyone can turn in anyone else's ballot, ballots are counted for a week after voting polls close as long as the postmark is ok.

Just some of the corruption. The biggest corruption is that ANYONE who gets a drivers license, can easily fill out a 5 line card and be registered to vote immediately. In 25 years, not a single one has been checked to see if they were actually a US citizen.

I have seen foreigners from Mexico and El Salvador register to vote as I was getting my license renewed one day a few years back. I asked the clerk about it, and he said he was told to just hand it out and put it in the proper stack.

The corruption is deep in WA state. We actually make Chicago and Illinois politics look honest.


But here is the thing. It is the Seattle/Olympia lefties who control the press and the infrastructure. The rest of the state could actually outvote them if they organized like the Democrats in DC. But not enough do.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

406 OMG ON THE ONT!!!
I laughed until I cried, the I managed to get up of the floor.
goodnight y'all from frickin scarred fire.

Posted by: Rancherbob at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (Yl6ss)

407 I read today that Dems are considering a 40% wealth tax for anyone who chooses to renounce their American citizenship.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

408 ..Assholes.

The world is full of them. Some days you deal with more of them then is necessary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 10:52 PM (VCajk)



You might think that Schiff could join Assholes Anonymous, but actually, no. They wouldn't have him.

Said he's anything *but* "anonymous"; the whole world knew he was an Asshole in every dimension.

Pelosi was dejected, but held out one bit of hope, saying: "See You Next Tuesday!"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (QzJWU)

409 Quilter's

I voted for Corey. I haven't met him but I had met his opponent.
No way I'd vote for that obese lesbian PIA

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:58 PM (Tt761)

410 396 Just wondering, anybody else think that polar bear is about to eat that wolf?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 10:55 PM (r+sAi)
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Actually, the back story to that picture is pretty cool: guy was out with sled dogs, camping for the night, and a polar bear showed up. He figured his dogs were going to get eaten, but, instead, the bear showed up and played with the dogs over a few days then wandered off.

Nature is weird like that some times.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 14, 2019 10:58 PM (WEBkv)

411 I read today that Dems are considering a 40% wealth tax for anyone who chooses to renounce their American citizenship.

Worked for us!

Posted by: The Nazis! at November 14, 2019 10:58 PM (I2/tG)

412 Well. A federal judge has ruled the ISIS bride bitch is NOT a citizen, and thus will not be allowed back in the country.

Now, I wonder how long it will be before some Hawaiian Appeals judge overturns this.


If he does he opens her up to being hung for treason.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 14, 2019 10:58 PM (SchxB)

413 Niters Rancerbob and 5th di!

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:58 PM (RU4sa)

414 That's fantastic.

Here I thought he spent all his spare time on the road banging groupies and taking drugs.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:55 PM (d6Ksn)

It is, isn't it? A project like this is usually seen as the purview of mousy little guys who are cost accountants at Big Faceless Corporation. My hat is off to Rod for being the kind of guy to start this project, and to see it through.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 10:59 PM (/sgva)

415 399 Last letter of last name!
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 10:55 PM (yokAj)

I'm retarded.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 14, 2019 10:59 PM (gCAC6)

416 402 back to lurking, good night Horde! I'm always a post or two behind, and not as witty as all y'all, but I do very much appreciate you folks who make this very special place
Posted by: 5th dimensional imp at November 14, 2019 10:56 PM (v66+K)

You're doing just fine. All you have to remember before posting is that you must remove your pants first.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:59 PM (d6Ksn)

417 That would be wonder who is going to get Willie's geetar? Sometimes my mind wanders. Guess that's why I'm in horde therapy

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:00 PM (jLsPj)

418 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

Yep, I remember when what's her fuck beat Dino for Gov. King Co was last to report and some how there were more votes than registered voters and they all voted Democrat

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 11:00 PM (DjiZK)

419 QID,
I knew one of the original Foss granddaughters that had a tug named after her.

Posted by: Kazi at November 14, 2019 11:00 PM (0x00j)

420 LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 09:52 PM (sy5kK)


Major Tom! Major Tom!

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 14, 2019 11:00 PM (u5LFV)

421 LCD
Add in same day registering now as well. The corruption is so bad it is unbelievable.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:01 PM (Tt761)

422
Said he's anything *but* "anonymous"; the whole world knew he was an Asshole in every dimension.

Pelosi was dejected, but held out one bit of hope, saying: "See You Next Tuesday!"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

....

Shit, that treasonous bastard is leading the Asshole Pride parade.

I hope that sumbitch is eating chips and salsa and gets a tortilla fragment stuck in his windpipe and 14 Mexican waiters dance around him while a mariachi band plays as he chokes to death.

F*cker.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 11:02 PM (VCajk)

423 Mine is 'Lone Shadow.' Sounds kind of douchebaggy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 11:02 PM (2B9A/)

424 A federal judge has ruled the ISIS bride bitch is NOT a citizen, and thus will not be allowed back in the country.

Because her father was a Yemeni diplomat, so she's not a US citizen, even if she was born here.

I came close to being born on a US military base in Japan, since my father was an officer stationed there. Wouldn't have made me a Japanese citizen.

But that raises an interesting issue - she undoubtedly was traveling on a US passport, which meant that she had to lie about her status to get it.

You can throw passport fraud into the mix.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

425 It is, isn't it? A project like this is usually seen
as the purview of mousy little guys who are cost accountants at Big
Faceless Corporation. My hat is off to Rod for being the kind of guy to
start this project, and to see it through.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 10:59 PM (/sgva)


Model railroading is for fagz!

Posted by: Philatelist at November 14, 2019 11:02 PM (q1Pj5)

426 TBH, I not a dog person, but laughed at that until it hurt

dammit, just had surgery

Posted by: clbrto at November 14, 2019 11:03 PM (DJ85J)

427 Rancherbob,.. cold night like this, I'd have that Sacred Fire registering as an ICBM launch from the Soviet Satellites.

*throws on another sap-filled knot of mesquite*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

428 I don't know how you people think you know the whistleblower's name or that Chairperson Schiff knows it!! YOU DON"T KNOW HIS NAME!!! Neither does Shiff!!!! Even the whistle blower doesn't know his own name because UNLIKE WHAT TRUMP DOES that would be illegal!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 14, 2019 11:03 PM (YVMAc)

429 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 10:58 PM (Tt761)

That's awesome, I'm glad there are still few sane peeps in the burg.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 11:04 PM (DjiZK)

430 That would be wonder who is going to get Willie's geetar? Sometimes my mind wanders. Guess that's why I'm in horde therapy
Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe


Probably his son or daughter.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 11:04 PM (qBbz7)

431 Dear Seattle,
People aren't homeless because of discrimination. They are homeless because they are on drugs. You are enabling them not helping them. You are also destroying honest people's livelihood with this crap.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 14, 2019 11:04 PM (h1jJh)

432 406 OMG ON THE ONT!!!
I laughed until I cried, the I managed to get up of the floor.
goodnight y'all from frickin scarred fire.

Posted by: Rancherbob at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (Yl6ss)


Rancherbob!!! So glad you joined us!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

433 The corruption is deep in WA state. We actually make Chicago and Illinois politics look honest.


But here is the thing. It is the Seattle/Olympia lefties who control the press and the infrastructure. The rest of the state could actually outvote them if they organized like the Democrats in DC. But not enough do.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Seattle refugees are showing up in Spokane in significant numbers. Lefties will have that soon too. Local press has been crap for ever.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:06 PM (jLsPj)

434 Well, off to hit the book.

Another Inspector Ian Rutledge book.

Fun stuff.

Later, all!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 14, 2019 11:06 PM (WEBkv)

435 I don't know. I get a lot of Hash.

Then again, I know JackStraw.

Posted by: Dark Rod at November 14, 2019 11:06 PM (JSFuc)

436 The whistleblower's wolf name is Magic Howler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 11:07 PM (2B9A/)

437 People aren't homeless because of discrimination. They are homeless because they are on drugs.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks
________

May I add -- actually reiterate something that used to be mentioned here quite a bit -- that people aren't poor because they don't have money. "Broke" is a financial condition. "Poor" is a mental condition.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 14, 2019 11:07 PM (YVMAc)

438 Night blake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 11:07 PM (2B9A/)

439 Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 14, 2019 11:04 PM (h1jJh)

The thing about Seattle, is the only thing worse than the Mariners is the city council. At least MLB has a draft every year.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 11:07 PM (DjiZK)

440 It's maddening to listen to. But (based on my limited experience) there does seem to be this deep distaste for Trump, based on the most frivolous reasons - he's not "presidential," I keep hearing.

I say, "So what? I like what he's doing. I'm not hanging around with him. I'm not inviting him to a wedding shower. I'm happy because he's doing his job in the face of a lot of opposition."

But it feels like mine is a minority opinion.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:53 PM (d6Ksn)


I have similar interactions nearly every day around here. My go to answer is "I didn't vote him to be my priest, I voted for him to be my President."

My fall back answer is "so when we get into a War with China, who do you want in the White House, Trump or (insert pussy Democrat name here, depending on conversation.)

I get some "yeah, but" on the first one, but usually the second one gets dead silence, always either no answer or "well, Trump", and is quite effective at bringing out reality.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (sy5kK)

441 Ladyl.. I think there's room on Rancherbob's spread for a Moon Moon, don't you?

*looks to contract reality show crew to film Rancherbob NOT getting ANY work done while le laughs at the damn dog, 24/7*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (QzJWU)

442 They are homeless because they are on drugs.

No, they're homeless because they don't have a home. You give a thieving homeless methhead an apartment, and all their problems will be solved.

Portland is thinking of radically expanding "housing assistance", to give thousands of people free rent. It doesn't occur to them that every bum in the Western United States will be heading to Portland if they do that.

Posted by: Pacific Northwest Liberals! at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

443 But where is Pink Moon?

Posted by: parker at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (kO3Bf)

444 431; feature. not a bug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

445 Late to the party. I am Ancient Wolf. Appropriate as I will celebrate (?) 79 years on this Earth next week. Nice to be a Werewolf, but better to be a vampire since they are immortal and werewolves not so much.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (md3fh)

446 Lemmiwinks
They don't care. Destruction is a feature, not a bug.
The Trotskyite city council woman got reelected by a few votes. It only took until this Monday to find them all.

QID
There are some here. Most keep a low profile but it's there and building.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (Tt761)

447 443; miley cyrus' pants.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 11:09 PM (KP5rU)

448 Hillary Clinton is Savage Howler.
Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa)

"Could you use that in a sentence, please?"
"Keep the fan on and leave the door shut the next time you rip a savage howler like that. At least light a match or something."
Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx)




After hours of thrusting and grunting, banging, grinding, and stuffing, Web was nearly done. He had done his best for him and for her, but this frigid bitch was not going to give it up for him. Whether it was something she didn't have to give or he just came up short, it was not going to happen.

Then when he was nearly ready to pull out, shove her off the stack of snow tires, shove her onto the floor and rub it out himself, she twitched. It was barely noticeable but there was a twitch then another and another.

Suddenly she was twitching, spasming , making some weird gurgling noise. Then in a weird symphony of spasming, twitching, gurgling she started making some noise like some one trying to sing the Do-Re-Mi song that could not get past the first word. It was some weird twitching, spasming, gurgling thing screaming Do! Do! Do! Do! Do!

Web was getting a little frightened when in the midst of the spasming, twitching, gurgling and Do-ing her right arm started swinging in circles as if she was going to pitch a softball and she let out the most horrifying, unnatural noise ever heard in Arkansas. It was a savage howl.

It was all Web could do to find his car keys and run. He did not even look back. He ran and ran and ran trying to forget the site of the spasming, twitching Do-ing blob of alabaster fat quivering on top of a stack of snow tires But no matter how far he ran or fast he drove, he cold never forget the savage howler.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 11:10 PM (HALdu)

449 Low Income Housing has NEVER worked.

NO Income Housing is, naturally, the next logical step.

OK.

Moon Moon

Posted by: Dark Rod at November 14, 2019 11:10 PM (JSFuc)

450 all their problems will be solved.

There are an increasing number of politicians in Portland and Seattle who think that homeless criminal addicts are morally superior to homeowners, and that they should have superior legal rights to homeowners.

Posted by: Pacific Northwest Liberals! at November 14, 2019 11:10 PM (I2/tG)

451 And the postal workers sometimes helpfully decide to return ballots of conservatives. Had that happen to me.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2019 11:10 PM (Lqy/e)

452 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Holy cow, those are some layouts. Thanks AOP.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:11 PM (Y4EXg)

453 418 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

Yep, I remember when what's her fuck beat Dino for Gov. King Co was last to report and some how there were more votes than registered voters and they all voted Democrat
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 11:00 PM (DjiZK)


Marie Cantwell beat Slade Gordon for Senate the same way, thousands of mysterious last minute votes appeared from hazy background that pushed her over.


Like I said, Chicago corruption? *pffft!*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:11 PM (sy5kK)

454

I'm working on a No Income Anal plan for 2020...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Husky at November 14, 2019 11:11 PM (09pux)

455 Nice to be a Werewolf, but better to be a vampire since they are immortal and werewolves not so much.

Posted by: Ruthless
________

You just want to see the cars of the future, don't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fV_d5kNL4

Posted by: FireHorse at November 14, 2019 11:12 PM (YVMAc)

456 You can get Moon Moon as a pet in World of Warcraft. He will dance with you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 11:12 PM (KZzsI)

457 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (Tt761)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 11:12 PM (DjiZK)

458 rod stewart's model railroad is probably the best i've seen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

459 It's maddening to listen to. But (based on my limited experience) there does seem to be this deep distaste for Trump, based on the most frivolous reasons - he's not "presidential," I keep hearing.

I say, "So what? I like what he's doing. I'm not hanging around with him. I'm not inviting him to a wedding shower. I'm happy because he's doing his job in the face of a lot of opposition."

But it feels like mine is a minority opinion.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 10:53 PM (d6Ksn)

I know more former Dems that are voting for Trump in 2020 than Nevertrumpers that have changed their mind. But there are a lot of life long union Dems going Trump, at least who I know.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 14, 2019 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)

460
The ONT Classical Music Interlude

"Aces High" from the film "Battle of Britain" by Ron Goodwin. The BBC Philharmonic Orchestra is conducted by Rumon Gamba.

https://youtu.be/FrSNWpO-whA

As was pointed out, the film score was originally given to Sir William Walton, who wrote some really effective music for the battle in the air scene. But the studio suits said the score was too short for an LP and eventually Goodwin was hired to supply additional music.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2019 11:12 PM (7rVsF)

461 The WA rental Law is an extension of Obama's Economic Legacy.

The State is doing everything in its power to force Middle Class and upper Middle Class people to cash out of their Tax Sheltered Investments and expose the entire nut to Further Taxation.


Rental owners would be wise to set up and swap their Real Estate investment dollars into a friendlier State. It can be done. But they make you file forms and have all your du cks in a row to do it.

Posted by: Dark Rod at November 14, 2019 11:12 PM (JSFuc)

462 Ebony Craw.

Posted by: klaftern at November 14, 2019 11:13 PM (RuIsu)

463 **looks at content**

Food thread!

Posted by: Baracky at November 14, 2019 11:13 PM (786Ro)

464
Probably his son or daughter.
Posted by: rickb223
Rightfully so. That guitar has some history. IIRC he named it Trigger. IRS threatened to auction it off when Willie was having tax issues.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:13 PM (jLsPj)

465 Hang Democrats until you run out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 09:57 PM (/sgva)

That may be a quarter of the entire state and two-thirds of those west of the coastal mountain range.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 14, 2019 11:13 PM (MwFQu)

466 It was all Web could do to find his car keys and run. He did not even look back. He ran and ran and ran trying to forget the site of the spasming, twitching Do-ing blob of alabaster fat quivering on top of a stack of snow tires But no matter how far he ran or fast he drove, he cold never forget the savage howler.
Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 11:10 PM (HALdu)

Damn! That's one for the archives. Well
done!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:13 PM (/sgva)

467 357 Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 10:40 PM (qkXUc)

Granted, I was more working the angle to point out that your dog watches you do everything. Everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 10:44 PM (2B9A/)


Yeah but you know that after sniffing a new dog's. It the first thing they say is "guess what my human does!"

Posted by: Buzzion at November 14, 2019 11:13 PM (qkXUc)

468 441 Ladyl.. I think there's room on Rancherbob's spread for a Moon Moon, don't you?

*looks to contract reality show crew to film Rancherbob NOT getting ANY work done while le laughs at the damn dog, 24/7*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (QzJWU)

Moon Moon would be very happy on Rancherbob's ranch. I hope to see him there next year.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

469 217 If the prospect has the first, last and damage deposit, you must rent to the first applicant.
Absolutely an illegal taking of private property.

My asking damage deposit is $10 000. What's yours?
Posted by: Adriane the Squatting Squatters wot pay Diddly Squat Critic ... at November 14, 2019 10:18 PM (LPnfS)

So if it is later found that you advertised a $10k deposit, but the actual renter you accepted paid much less, you are getting a giant fine, IDK if you also get jail time on the initial infraction.

And the squatter renter who lost out can sue you for damages.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:14 PM (sy5kK)

470 not so @ 448 --

That was simultaneously beautiful and horrifying.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 14, 2019 11:15 PM (YVMAc)

471 I get some "yeah, but" on the first one, but usually the second one gets dead silence, always either no answer or "well, Trump", and is quite effective at bringing out reality.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:08 PM (sy5kK)

I'm reading Douglas Murray's book "The Strange Death of Europe" right now and I'm struck by something he wrote: that Western Europeans have lost a sense of tragedy (you'd think they'd still have it since there are still a few people around who were alive during WWII, but no). They think their pleasant lives will continue on indefinitely, that nothing really bad can happen to them.

Murray says Eastern Europeans know it can be lost in a flash, that everything can be swept away. So they vote quite differently.

I'm afraid many Americans are like Western Europeans.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 11:15 PM (d6Ksn)

472 447 Zombie Nick Drake is disappointed you forgot or didn't even know him. Sad.

Posted by: parker at November 14, 2019 11:16 PM (kO3Bf)

473 Rightfully so. That guitar has some history. IIRC he named it Trigger. IRS threatened to auction it off when Willie was having tax issues.
Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe



I'd love to have just his red, white & blue guitar strap.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 11:16 PM (qBbz7)

474 Damn! That's one for the archives. Well
done!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:13 PM (/sgva)




Thanks. Coming from you that is high praise.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 11:18 PM (HALdu)

475 You are also destroying honest people's livelihood with this crap.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 14, 2019 11:04 PM (h1jJh)


Feature not a bug.

You think anyone on the left cares about that? The left goes after people for wrong groupthink, getting them fired, etc. Besides, private property is racist.

Posted by: RickZ at November 14, 2019 11:18 PM (Y8PSl)

476 Lately I've been thinking a lot about ways I'd like to see all these soul suckers in Washington D.C. might optimally meet their demise.

For instance, I wouldn't mind if Nancy Pelosi developed an obstructed bowel and start bloating up as feces backed up and the toxins in her body started turning her a pallid gray shade. She only has this addressed medically when one night the sh*t has backed up so badly she is vomiting black sludge uncontrollably.

They rush her in for surgery and her entire thoracic cavity is flooded with dedication after her intestines rupture and after 3 weeks of IV antibiotics, she still passes from secondary infections.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 11:18 PM (VCajk)

477 I heartily approve of this ONT.
- White Girthy Rod

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2019 11:19 PM (5WpEK)

478
I'd love to have just his red, white & blue guitar strap.
Posted by: rickb223

Or his bandanna

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:19 PM (jLsPj)

479 Defecation*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 11:20 PM (VCajk)

480 Or his bandanna
Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe



+1.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 11:20 PM (qBbz7)

481 Rancherbob............from the bottom of my heart I thank you for your kind hospitality and huge amount of work that you and cow queen did for us all! And glad to see you here!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:20 PM (/UQ/R)

482 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:11 PM (sy5kK)

Ya, between Guntwell and Gertrude 2.0 from JP Patches, you have an up hill battle. Voter roles need to be inspected and as well as voting processes

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 11:20 PM (DjiZK)

483 Or his bandanna
Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:19 PM (jLsPj)

You could probably wash that bandanna with ether, and extract enough hash oil to keep you high until the end of Trump's third term.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:21 PM (/sgva)

484 That settles it. If Ladyl is going to moon Farmerbob at the next MoME I've got to be there.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:21 PM (Tt761)

485 476- BC
That sounded like me last week..
Think I'm gonna try some surgery so I don't go Full Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 11:22 PM (bttOm)

486 421 LCD
Add in same day registering now as well. The corruption is so bad it is unbelievable.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:01 PM (Tt761)

Ah Winston, I forgot about that one.

There are so many ways to corrupt the vote here in WA, it is unbelievable.

The day of registration trick is how Kashama Sawant got re-elected. She was losing badly in the polls, and in her city district, a record number of same day ballots were issued. When the votes were counted on election night, she was down by 54% to 46%. Votes started being reported a little after 8pm, and Sawant was down big. Yet, the votes that came in days later (it is possible to get a postmark in one post office at 11pm if you know where to get it, I do) let her keep her seat.


Yes, a FIXED vote. FIXED.

I have to stop now. 5th Amendment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:23 PM (sy5kK)

487 DBCooper at November 14, 2019 11:22 PM (bttOm)

....

Well I don't wish that on you, friend.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 11:23 PM (VCajk)

488 481 Rancherbob............from the bottom of my heart I thank you for your kind hospitality and huge amount of work that you and cow queen did for us all! And glad to see you here!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:20 PM (/UQ/R)


Seconded x1000.

{{{WDS}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

489 We have a friend that flies for Net Jets. He has told us some f*ed up stories. But when we asked him who was the worst to fly..........Rod Stewart

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:23 PM (/UQ/R)

490 I thought Nazi Pelousy was already full of shit. No?

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:23 PM (md3fh)

491 Think I'm gonna try some surgery so I don't go Full Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 11:22 PM (bttOm)

Having your knees lowered, so they don't get bruised by your tits? Or the other thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:24 PM (/sgva)

492 That settles it. If Ladyl is going to moon Farmerbob at the next MoME I've got to be there.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society

---

The more we see of Ladyl, the more we like her!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:24 PM (Y4EXg)

493 484 That settles it. If Ladyl is going to moon Farmerbob at the next MoME I've got to be there.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:21 PM (Tt761)


My mooning days are over. Sigh.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

494 {{{{Ladyl}}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:25 PM (/UQ/R)

495 Weird Dave that was hilarious.

Thank you

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 14, 2019 11:25 PM (+BOMm)

496 Defecation*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
________

Oh, good. You almost ruined the word "dedication" for me, but now I can make that song request to Delilah.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 14, 2019 11:25 PM (YVMAc)

497
The more we see of Ladyl, the more we like her!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:24 PM (Y4EXg)


Lol!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

498 Hi Dogshow!

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:25 PM (md3fh)

499 LCD
I watched that from over here. So patently corrupt and no one raised any objections or asked any questions.
I tell everyone I consider a friend, especially among the horde to get out of there asap.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:26 PM (Tt761)

500 WDS--how are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

501 Hi Ruthless! All home safe and sound?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:26 PM (/UQ/R)

502 Yes, a FIXED vote. FIXED.

The vote against affirmative action in Washington was winning by ten points on Election Night, and then nearly lost as the late ballots came in.

Bad as Oregon is, at least you have to get your ballot to the election office by 8 PM on Election Day (whether by mail or dropping off your ballot). I'm sure there will soon be a proposal to adopt Washington's system.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 11:27 PM (I2/tG)

503 Tucked in for the winter, WMD. Calling for snow here next week.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:27 PM (md3fh)

504 Moon Moon is the funniest meme ever. My girlfriend heard me laughing from the other room. I snort when I laugh, when I think something is really funny. Can't help it. I think she thinks there's something wrong with me.

Posted by: troyriser at November 14, 2019 11:28 PM (E2EAq)

505 Doing well.....hope you are feeling better. Need to send you the video of the three of us shooting

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:28 PM (/UQ/R)

506 Man, there are a lot of dogs in this ONT. I mean like, WTAF?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:28 PM (XVuno)

507 Okay, seems Stewart's RR layout occupies 1,500 sq. ft.

By model railroad standards, that's huge. It would be huge for an O gauge layout, Stewarts is HO, so, double huge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 11:28 PM (xSo9G)

508 464
Probably his son or daughter.
Posted by: rickb223
Rightfully so. That guitar has some history. IIRC he named it Trigger. IRS threatened to auction it off when Willie was having tax issues.
Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:13 PM (jLsPj)

I'm hazy on this, but I thought that Willie DID lose his guitar to the IRS, but then one of Willie's fans or friends won it in the auction and gave it back to him. I may not be accurate, it might have been some of Willie's other stuff.

It was a few decades ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

509 505 Doing well.....hope you are feeling better. Need to send you the video of the three of us shooting
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:28 PM (/UQ/R)


I've got some great pictures of us afterward, standing by the machine gun. I'll try to remember to send them to you tomorrow!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

510 Yes, a FIXED vote. FIXED.

The Washington secretary of state is a Republican. Time to do an analysis of how many Election Day registrants in Washington are actually traceable three months after Election Day, and how many of the registrants appear to be fictitious.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 11:30 PM (I2/tG)

511 Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:24 PM (Y4EXg)

Tonypete.... sorry I misgendered you the other night. LOL. I had a 50/50 shot.

But seriously I was thinking of someone else, not you. Maybe creeper? Mind isn't working right.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 11:30 PM (yokAj)

512 506 Man, there are a lot of dogs in this ONT. I mean like, WTAF?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:28 PM (XVuno)

We are all wearing our three wolf moon t-shirts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 11:30 PM (2B9A/)

513 Ruthless.....just this week? We had snow and teens when I got back from TX. Has been more like January than October November here. Ugh

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:30 PM (/UQ/R)

514 ..My mooning days are over. Sigh.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)



*hands Ladyl a 200 rd. belt of .30-'06 for the M-1919 Browning, tripod mounted medium machine gun.*


I'll just stand over here n' watch. *innocent look*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:31 PM (QzJWU)

515 Okay, seems Stewart's RR layout occupies 1,500 sq. ft.

By model railroad standards, that's huge. It would be huge for an O gauge layout, Stewarts is HO, so, double huge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 11:28 PM (xSo9G)

That is not far short of double the square footage of my house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:31 PM (/sgva)

516 A long time ago I used to make fun of one of my friends for snorting when he laughed. I did this by imitating him a lot.

And now I fucking do it.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 11:31 PM (yokAj)

517 TonyPete changed xer's gender?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:31 PM (TdMsT)

518 I'm back from an evening of excessive drinking and I'm settling in for a night of excessive commenting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:31 PM (XVuno)

519
Rogue Crescent is my name

Sounds kinda Muslim
Posted by: JoeF.


That's when Poppin Fresh bites your finger.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2019 11:32 PM (aKsyK)

520 This election fraud needs to stop. It would be nice to have federal Marshals descend on some of those vote manufacturing ops and kick some serious ass. Maybe the US gov. has no control over local elections, but when it's for Congress or President I would think federal laws should be applied. Oh, wait, Good and Plenty clause. And, it's a tax. Nevermind.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:32 PM (md3fh)

521 491- AOP
Latter. Need a foot taken out of my colon. I still have perky tits.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 11:32 PM (bttOm)

522
*hands Ladyl a 200 rd. belt of .30-'06 for the M-1919 Browning, tripod mounted medium machine gun.*


I'll just stand over here n' watch. *innocent look*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:31 PM (QzJWU)


Oh you!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

523 I'm back from an evening of excessive drinking and I'm settling in for a night of excessive commenting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:31 PM (XVuno)


It's always good to have one's priorities in order.

Posted by: RickZ at November 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)

524
That is not far short of double the square footage of my house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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No problem, go N gauge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 11:33 PM (xSo9G)

525 518 I'm back from an evening of excessive drinking and I'm settling in for a night of excessive commenting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:31 PM (XVuno)


Excessive, or just lively?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:33 PM (sy5kK)

526 ARC
An audit like that will never get done here. It'd take actual integrity and the SoS is...lacking.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:34 PM (Tt761)

527 There'll be an work around on it, one way or another.


Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 10:48 PM (QzJWU)


If you have deep enough pockets to have anything left after the city sues you with unlimited taxpayer money, yes, there is a way around it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2019 11:34 PM (1glZx)

528 Josef Stalin: Rogue Temptress

Mao Tse Dung: Alpha Mystic Rain

Adolph Hitler: White Beast

Pol Pot: Moon Paw

Fidel Castro: Ebony Howler

Che Guevera: Ravenous Storm

Ho Chi Minh: Savage Ravenous Claw

Stalin's is probably best from the mocking perspective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 11:34 PM (2B9A/)

529 ....Mr. WDS makes fun of me all the time because I too snort

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:34 PM (/UQ/R)

530 We've had some snow up on the mountains, but none here in the canyon yet.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:34 PM (md3fh)

531 This election fraud needs to stop. It would be nice to have federal Marshals descend on some of those vote manufacturing ops and kick some serious ass. Maybe the US gov. has no control over local elections, but when it's for Congress or President I would think federal laws should be applied. Oh, wait, Good and Plenty clause. And, it's a tax. Nevermind.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:32 PM (md3fh)

Maybe no Federal aid, no Federal transfers, no Federal jobs for cities and/or States that don't equal or exceed provisions of a model Federal Votings Rights law.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:35 PM (/sgva)

532 Video from the luthier who maintains Trigger for Willie, when Trigger came in for its annual tuneup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhQuJTc5yFY

Posted by: Steve Martin at November 14, 2019 11:35 PM (oQp6r)

533 It would be racist to keep minorities from voting multiple times.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:36 PM (md3fh)

534
No problem, go N gauge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 11:33 PM (xSo9G)

--------

Rod Stewart would never have N gauge. Maggie Mae would never accept a locomotive that small.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:36 PM (XVuno)

535 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2019 11:36 PM (oQp6r)

536 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 11:34 PM (2B9A/)

LOL - last letter of last name. And now you have some work to do.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 11:37 PM (yokAj)

537 ..Oh you!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:32 PM (TdMsT)



You, ma'am, need to join WDS and Bebe's in adorning y'all's fine selves in that quasi Vargas WWII Nose Art attire, and only then, take your successive places behind the trigger of the Browning.

You three would be hotter than the barrel of the gun, and that's an understatement.

*fans self*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:37 PM (QzJWU)

538 Latter. Need a foot taken out of my colon. I still have perky tits.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 11:32 PM (bttOm)

Well, I wish you a Happy and Prosperous semicolon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:37 PM (/sgva)

539 293

Seattle Big Hotel must own some pols.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Husky at November 14, 2019 10:31 PM (09pux)


You know who owns a couple of Seattle hotels?


Gordon Sondland.

the EU Ambassador in the Trump/Ukraine nonsense.

He gave the Trump campaign $1 million.


And while I haven't talked with him in decades, he was in my pledge class at the U of W. We called him Gordie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

540 537 ..Oh you!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:32 PM (TdMsT)


You, ma'am, need to join WDS and Bebe's in adorning y'all's fine selves in that quasi Vargas WWII Nose Art attire, and only then, take your successive places behind the trigger of the Browning.

You three would be hotter than the barrel of the gun, and that's an understatement.

*fans self*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:37 PM (QzJWU)


My gosh--you sure made my night!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

541 I once had a full sized train go through my bedroom. Well, almost. I was staying in an old train station that had been converted to a hotel, somewhere in Montana as I recall. Had the window open and a freight train went through about twenty feet from me and hit the hooter just as it passed. I did not know I could jump that high from a dead start.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:38 PM (md3fh)

542 They only vote multiple times to counteract voter suppression. Voter suppression is like jobs Saved or Created, Trump Colluded and Global Warming. You can't prove any of them false.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 11:38 PM (yokAj)

543 Maybe no Federal aid, no Federal transfers, no Federal jobs for cities and/or States that don't equal or exceed provisions of a model Federal Votings Rights law.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:35 PM (/sgva)




Just hang them. Election fraud is depriving someone of their vote or eliminating the effect of someone's vote. The vote is the foundation of our republic. Violating the vote should be a hanging offense.

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 11:39 PM (HALdu)

544 538- AOP
That's great. Fuck it. I'll get good drugs and don't have to do much for 6 weeks. Works for me...

Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 11:39 PM (bttOm)

545 511 Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:24 PM (Y4EXg)

Tonypete.... sorry I misgendered you the other night. LOL. I had a 50/50 shot.

But seriously I was thinking of someone else, not you. Maybe creeper? Mind isn't working right.
Posted by: ...

---

Oh hell, no worries! Some of my women buds say I'm the best girlfriend ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:40 PM (Y4EXg)

546 Probably his son or daughter.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 11:04 PM


I met his daughter Paula once and chatted with her without having any idea who she was. A buddy of mine told me after the fact, which made me think, "Huh, if Willie had a rack...". Nice chick, though, very personable. Oddly, about a month later I ran into Georgette Jones in the same bar.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 11:40 PM (OMsf+)

547 ..I once had a full sized train go through my bedroom. Well, almost. I was staying in an old train station that had been converted to a hotel, somewhere in Montana as I recall. Had the window open and a freight train went through about twenty feet from me and hit the hooter just as it passed. I did not know I could jump that high from a dead start.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:38 PM (md3fh)



Go stay there again. This time, get it on video.

We NEED this on video.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:41 PM (QzJWU)

548 --

Oh hell, no worries! Some of my women buds say I'm the best girlfriend ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:40 PM (Y4EXg)

I also apologize, Ma'am.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:42 PM (TdMsT)

549 Oh lord, I am Alpha Temptress. Ha, not even on my best day, several 29 years ago.

Posted by: SnailRacer at November 14, 2019 11:42 PM (Vp1jn)

550 I'm hazy on this, but I thought that Willie DID lose his guitar to the IRS, but then one of Willie's fans or friends won it in the auction and gave it back to him. I may not be accurate, it might have been some of Willie's other stuff.

It was a few decades ago.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Had to look that one up. Apparently he gave it to his daughter to hide.He smuggled it to Maui and gave it to his manager who hid it until the debt was paid off.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:42 PM (jLsPj)

551 I also apologize, Ma'am.
Posted by: Ladyl

---

Had you fooled, didn't I?

Probably the 'stache really sold it right?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:43 PM (Y4EXg)

552 It would help to send most of those illegal voters back to wherever they came from. Another reason we need the damned wall. With Browning machine guns on heavy tripods about every quarter mile. And alligators, can't forget the alligators. And signs that say "Go Home Amigo" in various languages but mostly Mexican.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:43 PM (md3fh)

553 I suppose Surfperch could be rendered as "Grey Paw".

Posted by: Grey Paw at November 14, 2019 11:43 PM (tVQUs)

554 Thursday night football ending with a brawl of sorts. Cleveland player ripped off the Steelers QB's helmet and then smacks him in the head with it.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:44 PM (jLsPj)

555 Probably the 'stache really sold it right?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:43 PM (Y4EXg)

--------

You've never been to Albania?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:44 PM (XVuno)

556 Damn, where is train station hotel? That is cool as hell!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 14, 2019 11:45 PM (2B9A/)

557 ..My gosh--you sure made my night!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)



Alternatively, you could wear one of those wee short pleated white tennis skirts, a traditional tennis visor, polo shirt and those cute socks with the cotton ball ornament just over the heel, and..

* fans self, pours ice water over head *



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:45 PM (QzJWU)

558 Alternatively, you could wear one of those wee short pleated white tennis skirts, a traditional tennis visor, polo shirt and those cute socks with the cotton ball ornament just over the heel, and..

---------

This is just sick, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)

559 It would be racist to keep minorities from voting multiple times.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:36 PM (md3fh)

Shhh, don't give them more ideas for legislation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 14, 2019 11:47 PM (BiNEL)

560 Train station in Montana was several decades ago in a very small town, so no idea where or if it is even still there. Interesting that the train still went through. Only one train during the night, but it was an eye opener.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:47 PM (md3fh)

561 I apologize for my thread ruining negativity.

The beer and bourbon is kicking in now. I will hush and observe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 11:47 PM (VCajk)

562 482 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:11 PM (sy5kK)

Ya, between Guntwell and Gertrude 2.0 from JP Patches, you have an up hill battle. Voter roles need to be inspected and as well as voting processes
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 14, 2019 11:20 PM (DjiZK)

I had the opportunity to meet Chris Wedes, aka, JP Patches, a few times before he passed.

Guy was as humble and kind as any human being I have ever met.

For those morons out of the area, JP Patches was a local legend. A clown that lived in the city dump, and his girl friend Gertrude (guy in very poor drag) was a regular.

His shows were low budget but funny. There were a lot of double-meaning jokes that my mom would laugh at when I was about 10.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

563 Diogenes -- Good news for your wife and you. The two of you must have been scared spitless waiting for the test results to come back. All the best to Mrs. Diogenes.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 14, 2019 11:48 PM (X9gSj)

564 Oh! Thank dog I get a redo. Make that Alpha Fire.

Posted by: SnailRacer at November 14, 2019 11:48 PM (Vp1jn)

565 I suppose Surfperch could be rendered as "Grey Paw".
Posted by: Grey Paw at November 14, 2019 11:43 PM (tVQUs)

But is that the official werewolf-approved list of werewolf names, and are they correctly linked to the letters of the alphabet?

What if "SP" really translates to "Cosmic Minkie"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:48 PM (/sgva)

566 Oh Jim

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:49 PM (/UQ/R)

567 ..Thursday night football ending with a brawl of sorts. Cleveland player ripped off the Steelers QB's helmet and then smacks him in the head with it.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:44 PM (jLsPj)


1. That'll make all the highlight reels.

2. Suspend the bastard for the rest of the season. Some things can brook not tolerance, mercy or extenuation.

3. If the blow grounds that QB, due to Concussion Protocol, than kick the offender out of the League, forever.


I LOVED the "Biker Gang" era of the '70s Oakland Raiders.

But they could only have existed in THAT era, not THIS era.

Lyle Alzado was the best and the baddest. And died far too young.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:49 PM (QzJWU)

568
Had you fooled, didn't I?

Probably the 'stache really sold it right?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 11:43 PM (Y4EXg)


Yeah. That had me fooled, for sure! The glue must itch.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:50 PM (TdMsT)

569 For those morons out of the area, JP Patches was a local legend. A clown that lived in the city dump, and his girl friend Gertrude (guy in very poor drag) was a regular.

His shows were low budget but funny. There were a lot of double-meaning jokes that my mom would laugh at when I was about 10.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

I remember J.P. Patches from Seattle TV. Also Stan Boreson, and Captain Puget.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:50 PM (/sgva)

570 526 ARC
An audit like that will never get done here. It'd take actual integrity and the SoS is...lacking.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 11:34 PM (Tt761)


The Leftists here don't believe that non-citizens register to vote, because they are so honest, or something.

The Repub Sec of State is a GOPe, and would never, ever raise her voice or anything as crass and dastardly as checking for citizenship.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:51 PM (sy5kK)

571
Bad as Oregon is, at least you have to get your
ballot to the election office by 8 PM on Election Day (whether by mail
or dropping off your ballot). I'm sure there will soon be a proposal to
adopt Washington's system.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 11:27 PM (I2/tG)


Where they can be "forgotten" in the basement of the capitol until it is "too late" to count. APO/FPO mail was rumored to have been "too late" to count one election cycle.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2019 11:51 PM (1glZx)

572 561 I apologize for my thread ruining negativity.

The beer and bourbon is kicking in now. I will hush and observe.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2019 11:47 PM (VCajk)

Don't worry, I can pick up the slack on thread-ruining negativity. I got you, fam.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 11:51 PM (NWiLs)

573 Diogenes--so glad to see the good news about your wife!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:52 PM (TdMsT)

574 I watched J. P. Patches whenever he came on.

Has a statue in Fremont, near "Waiting for the Interurban" (which has a great story).

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 14, 2019 11:52 PM (0eE0g)

575 Well Ancient Wolf is going to lope off to bed.

*Pauses on ridge and looks at Moon. Awooooo!*
Night all.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:52 PM (md3fh)

576 Posted by: Ruthless at November 14, 2019 11:43 PM (md3fh)

I think I know some people that would pay to man those border machine guns !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 14, 2019 11:52 PM (BiNEL)

577 Video from the luthier who maintains Trigger for Willie, when Trigger came in for its annual tuneup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhQuJTc5yFY


Posted by: Steve Martin at November 14, 2019 11:35 PM (oQp6r)


Damn, that thing is a fucking roach. Holy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2019 11:52 PM (9Om/r)

578 ..This is just sick, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)



She is a Nationally Recognized Tennis Amateur. Featured in magazines, even.

My recognition of such, is Tribute, to not only her attainments, but to her very pronounced attractiveness, too.

What, you want her behind the sights of that Browning just wearing baggy Camo and a three day stubble?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:53 PM (QzJWU)

579 Only one train during the night, but it was an eye opener.

A friend of mine had a summer job in rural Kentucky. Her rental place was right by some nice, quiet train tracks, and I stayed there one night.

She forgot to mention the daily coal train that came by at 3 AM.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 11:54 PM (I2/tG)

580 LCD......we have the same lack of voter integrity here in CO.....absolutely maddening!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:55 PM (/UQ/R)

581 "If you were a Rock Bass Player" name generator would be cool.

Posted by: pawn at November 14, 2019 11:55 PM (PveK5)

582
I remember J.P. Patches from Seattle TV. Also Stan Boreson, and Captain Puget.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:50 PM (/sgva)

Yes, AOP!

Stan Boresen, with his basset hounds, Slo-Mo, and No-mo. And that accordion. Ya Sure, you betcha'. Ballard!

Captain Puget was more cerebral, being on a sail boat and had a guitar he would strum. It was not really a sailboat, but a cheap set that looked like the inside of a sailboat cabin.

Everything in the '60's was a cheap set on local shows.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 11:55 PM (sy5kK)

583 Damn, that thing is a fucking roach. Holy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Like I said that geetar has some history.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:56 PM (jLsPj)

584 Cicero.....Jim is really giving Ladyl the utmost respect

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:56 PM (/UQ/R)

585 A friend of mine had a summer job in rural Kentucky. Her rental place was right by some nice, quiet train tracks, and I stayed there one night.

She forgot to mention the daily coal train that came by at 3 AM.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 11:54 PM (I2/tG)

I am 3.5 miles from the train tracks as the crow flies, and on a quiet Summer night with the windows open, I can just hear it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 11:57 PM (/sgva)

586 LCD......we have the same lack of voter integrity here in CO.....absolutely maddening!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:55 PM (/UQ/R)

WDS, just think of it as reparations but with votes not dollars!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 14, 2019 11:57 PM (BiNEL)

587 I don't think myself as an Alpha. I think I'm farther along on the Greek alphabet-"Omnicron" perhaps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 11:57 PM (WI7YS)

588 557 ..My gosh--you sure made my night!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)


Alternatively, you could wear one of those wee short pleated white tennis skirts, a traditional tennis visor, polo shirt and those cute socks with the cotton ball ornament just over the heel, and..

* fans self, pours ice water over head *



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:45 PM (QzJWU)


That's pretty much what I wear 5-6 times a week. But tank top instead of polo. Lol.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 11:58 PM (TdMsT)

589 Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2019 11:49 PM (QzJW

If he had died just a little later the family could have blamed it on concussions instead of steroids and got a big settlement.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 11:58 PM (2DOZq)

590 Thursday night football ending with a brawl of sorts. Cleveland player ripped off the Steelers QB's helmet and then smacks him in the head with it.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 11:44 PM (jLsPj)

1. That'll make all the highlight reels.

2. Suspend the bastard for the rest of the season. Some things can brook not tolerance, mercy or extenuation.

3. If the blow grounds that QB, due to Concussion Protocol, than kick the offender out of the League, forever.


I LOVED the "Biker Gang" era of the '70s Oakland Raiders.

But they could only have existed in THAT era, not THIS era.

Lyle Alzado was the best and the baddest. And died far too young.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

That's not exactly what went down. The Browns sacked the Steelers QB, who attempted to rip the Browns player's helmet off and failed. In retaliation the Browns player ripped his helmet off and smacked him with it. Then two Steelers lineman got a hold of him him, threw him down, one held him while one kicked him in the head. The Browns guy should get fined and suspended, three stealers should be fined and suspended.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 14, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

591 LCD......we have the same lack of voter integrity here in CO.....absolutely maddening!

Remember, how Hillary took New Hampshire?

Under New Hampshire law, a new resident can register and vote on Election Day - Same Day Voter Registration.

In 2016, approximately 6,600 such New Hampshire voters registered and voted the same day.

Of the total of 6,600 new New Hampshire residents who registered and voted on Election Day, some seventy percent used an out-of-state photo ID to identify themselves in order to be able to register and vote on the same day.

Of the 6,600 new New Hampshire residents in November 2016, only 1.014 have actually applied for and received a New Hampshire drivers license as of early July 2017. This information comes from comparing the voter rolls and the New Hampshire drivers license database.

This leave 5,526 voters unaccounted for.

Of the total of 5,526 unaccounted for new New Hampshire residents only less than three percent ever registered a New Hampshire vehicle.


Obviously, bunch of Massachusetts residents fraudulently claimed to be New Hampshire residents on Election Day to push Hillary over the top.

No consequences for doing that, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 11:59 PM (I2/tG)

592 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 15, 2019 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

593 ..I don't think myself as an Alpha. I think I'm farther along on the Greek alphabet-"Omnicron" perhaps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 11:57 PM (WI7YS)



Socially? Perhaps. I don't know you there.

Spiritually?

Gabriel and Michael keep checking their six, to see if you're gaining on 'em.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 12:00 AM (QzJWU)

594 I don't think myself as an Alpha. I think I'm farther along on the Greek alphabet-"Omnicron" perhaps.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 11:57 PM (WI7YS)

Fenelon, you need to find and read one of Jules Verne's lesser-known novels, "The Hunt for the Meteor". There is a character in it named Omicron. And the book is a hoot. Very much in the satirical vein.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2019 12:01 AM (/sgva)

595 Whoo-hoo! Proper werewolf name - Ravenous Beast!

Diogenes - congratulations to your wife and yourself! Glad to hear things came out OK, though I bet you are both wrung out.

Election fraud - I have no hope of my Seattle district ever gaining sanity. The Sawant thing just depressed the hell out of me. And my congressvermin is Pramila Jayapal just to add the icing on the cake. Throw in our two vapid U.S. Senators, and it's a trifecta of suck.

Posted by: Infidel Librarian at November 15, 2019 12:01 AM (EAMYc)

596 Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 12:00 AM (QzJWU

You're in rare, and fine, form tonight!
Well done, sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 15, 2019 12:03 AM (BiNEL)

597 Night, all. I've gotta get a couple hours of sleep.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 15, 2019 12:03 AM (TdMsT)

598 590; just suspend both teams for impersonating football players. and general fuckery. nobody will miss them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2019 12:04 AM (KP5rU)

599 580 LCD......we have the same lack of voter integrity here in CO.....absolutely maddening!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 14, 2019 11:55 PM (/UQ/R)



DC only has control of federal elections, not state or local ones.

So to stop this, Congress needs to pass a law saying that if your state has corrupt voter rolls, with thousands of non-citizens voting for federal offices, your state's votes are null and void, and don't count towards the race to 270.

And your Rep and Senator aren't seated due to fraud.

That would redden up the USA immediately, for a generation at least.

Of course, that would mean that enough Repubs have balls, like Trump.

Yes, I'm dreaming.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:04 AM (sy5kK)

600 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2019 12:01 AM (/sgva)

Thanks; I will look for it. I could use something satirical.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2019 12:04 AM (WI7YS)

601 Evasiveboat42 at November 14, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

.....

That's pretty much what I saw.

Whacking someone with a helmet is pretty friggin' dangerous though.

Borders on criminal and not football restricted.

My ex once smashed me in the head with a digital alarm clock as I slept when she came home drunk and on a coke binge. Had to go to the emergency room at 1 a.m. for 14 stitches with Little still in a car carrier seat.

She slept like a log, Little trooper that she is.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 12:04 AM (VCajk)

602 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2019 10:25 PM (l9m7l)

Every vote will matter, and so does your life.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 15, 2019 12:04 AM (MZTFB)

603 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Pretty sure the Cleveland player may be toast. Prime time game. Brand damaging. They play again in a couple weeks in Pittsburgh. Football is cheap entertainment to me. Given the choice I will go sit in my tree stand

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 12:04 AM (jLsPj)

604 ..
That's not exactly what went down. The Browns sacked the Steelers QB, who attempted to rip the Browns player's helmet off and failed. In retaliation the Browns player ripped his helmet off and smacked him with it. Then two Steelers lineman got a hold of him him, threw him down, one held him while one kicked him in the head. The Browns guy should get fined and suspended, three stealers should be fined and suspended.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 14, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)



Having not seen the reels, your report is my Gospel.

Still.

The '70s Raiders would stand up against today's teams, even giving up the obvious size advantages of today's players and front lines.

That was a very rare combination of Badassery, Football Savvy and a HUGE dose of "Don't Give a Fuck" on both the Offense and Defensive front lines.

And Stabler played better stoned that most of the Q.B.s of his era did in any condition, period.

Like I said: NINETEEN SEVENTIES.

It was not the same universe then that we live in now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 12:05 AM (QzJWU)

605 590; just suspend both teams for impersonating football players. and general fuckery. nobody will miss them.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2019 12:04 AM (KP5rU)

Works for me, neither team is going anywhere anyways.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:06 AM (Rz2Nc)

606 > She forgot to mention the daily coal train that came by at 3 AM.

Honestly, she'd probably forgotten about it.

I lived near the tracks at one time and for about two weeks, I'd get blasted out of bed every night by the o-dark-hundred train, but then something clicked and it never woke me up again.
It's amazing what the human brain can adapt to. It's like the way you don't usually notice the sound of your refrigerator or furnace, but on a larger scale.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2019 12:06 AM (oQp6r)

607
This leave 5,526 voters unaccounted for.

Of the total of 5,526 unaccounted for new New Hampshire residents only less than three percent ever registered a New Hampshire vehicle.

Obviously, bunch of Massachusetts residents fraudulently claimed to be New Hampshire residents on Election Day to push Hillary over the top.

No consequences for doing that, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2019 11:59 PM (I2/tG)


Prison time. Felony prison time. A year and a day, minimum.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:07 AM (sy5kK)

608 Damn, that thing is a fucking roach. Holy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2019 11:52 PM (9Om/r)

Probably smells just like one, too.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 15, 2019 12:09 AM (MZTFB)

609 Think I'm gonna try some surgery so I don't go Full Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 11:22 PM (bttOm)
* * * *

Wise choice. We are praying for you!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2019 12:10 AM (lv9KS)

610 ..Well done, sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 15, 2019 12:03 AM (BiNEL)



Thank you, my friend.

Hope you're at the Tx Mo Meet again, 2020.

Rate we're going, it's gonna become Tx Mo Meet WEEK 2020, just to accommodate all the peoples and activities.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

611 That's pretty much what I saw.

Whacking someone with a helmet is pretty friggin' dangerous though.

Borders on criminal and not football restricted.

My ex once smashed me in the head with a digital alarm clock as I slept when she came home drunk and on a coke binge. Had to go to the emergency room at 1 a.m. for 14 stitches with Little still in a car carrier seat.

She slept like a log, Little trooper that she is.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 12:04 AM (VCajk)

Yes, the hitting with the helmet guy should be done for awhile, as well as, the kicking his head stealers player.

I feel your pain, my ex came at me with a knife when she was messed up. She was shocked that I divorced her.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:11 AM (Rz2Nc)

612 . Then two Steelers lineman got a hold of him him, threw him down, one held him while one kicked him in the head.

Nah. The QB took exception to the after the sack crap from the Cleveland player. There was some extra curricular crap from the Cleveland player on the ground. As far as the Steeler lineman, the QB should be buying them a steak dinner.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 12:11 AM (jLsPj)

613 I feel your pain, my ex came at me with a knife when she was messed up. She was shocked that I divorced her.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:11 AM (Rz2Nc)

Good Lord.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:12 AM (NWiLs)

614 ..Think I'm gonna try some surgery so I don't go Full Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 11:22 PM (bttOm)



Do not smoke the Botox in a bong.

Do not freebase the Botox in a spoon.

This is how Pelosi ended as Loon.

You don't want to shrink-face far too soon.


/Seuss



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 12:13 AM (QzJWU)

615 Wow I NEVER watch football but I caught that anarchy live when walking in to grab another beer.
RIP NFL

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 15, 2019 12:13 AM (FJrl0)

616 Werewolves are stupid. Werebears are where it's at.

Posted by: werebear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2019 12:15 AM (H5knJ)

617 booze shortage in upper michigan. i see the bad moon risin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2019 12:15 AM (KP5rU)

618 Love the doggie pics WD!

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 15, 2019 12:16 AM (FJrl0)

619 Bitter-
Sounds familiar. That kind of shit ended up with me facing a drawn .38 one night while I was brushing my teeth. Lucky it was unloaded, otherwise I wouldn't be posting.

The head wounds tend to bleed a lot.

Posted by: pawn at November 15, 2019 12:18 AM (PveK5)

620 Bad moon ricin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2019 12:19 AM (aKsyK)

621 Re: the Washington State Supreme Court decision re: landlord's rental rights, it is NOT correct that the law requires landlords to accept the first financially-qualified applicant. It does require landlords to accept the first applicant who meets all the criteria a landlord specifies, which are not limited to financial condition. Now, I will assume (and this is a very small assumption) that those other criteria cannot involve protected classifications or proxies therefor.

What the court is saying (or rather approving Seattle saying) is, if you want to go into the business of renting out housing units, you have to take the first person who meets all of your publicly-posted, objective criteria and cannot reject that applicant for subjective reasons. In other words, "that applicant meets all your legitimate criteria, you're not seeking a roommate for yourself, so why should you be allowed to reject the applicant just because the applicant wears a MAGA hat and voted for Trump?" It's also saying, "if you want the unrestricted ability to determine who lives in your building, then don't put it into business use. You're free to allow or reject anyone for any reason. You're just not allowed to do so if you use it to do business."
I'm not saying I agree with it, but it's not nearly as bad as some people make it out to be.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2019 12:19 AM (KAi1n)

622
Election fraud - I have no hope of my Seattle district ever gaining sanity. The Sawant thing just depressed the hell out of me. And my congressvermin is Pramila Jayapal just to add the icing on the cake. Throw in our two vapid U.S. Senators, and it's a trifecta of suck.
Posted by: Infidel Librarian at November 15, 2019 12:01 AM (EAMYc)


sorry, Infidel.

Sawant and Jayapal, as anti-American as anyone today.

until the CW2 starts, feel free to join nurse and Mark every Saturday morning at the range on the eastside. I work late and haven't joined them yet, but hope to.

You don't even need a gun, Mark and nurse will help you out to start.

it is therapeutic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:20 AM (sy5kK)

623
That kind of shit ended up with me facing a drawn .38 one night while I was brushing my teeth. Lucky it was unloaded, otherwise I wouldn't be posting.

The head wounds tend to bleed a lot.
Posted by: pawn


Wanted to give you cavities?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2019 12:20 AM (aKsyK)

624 Okay, now that I re-read the directions: Fierce Warrior. Much better name!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2019 12:20 AM (lv9KS)

625 Rogue Wolf didn't commit suicide.

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2019 12:22 AM (NbRJx)

626 Nah. The QB took exception to the after the sack crap from the Cleveland player. There was some extra curricular crap from the Cleveland player on the ground. As far as the Steeler lineman, the QB should be buying them a steak dinner.
Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 12:11 AM (jLsPj)

The QB grabbed the helmet as soon as he hit the ground.,he saw saw the end of his NFL career, he'll be selling cars next year.

But yes,he should buy the linemen steak dinners.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:23 AM (Rz2Nc)

627 Werebear ain't nothin' but a nocturnal type of weasel.

Posted by: Dark Rod at November 15, 2019 12:23 AM (JSFuc)

628 Wow, some of those EXes are real pieces of work! omg...

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2019 12:24 AM (gP/Z3)

629 Any of you fellow morons know about bone cancer?

Wife might have it. Hasn't been confirmed yet, but it's looking likely. Ribs and knee. She's had breast cancer before.

What do you know about treatment? Likely outcomes? Survival rates/timeframes? Been looking at stuff online and it's kind of overwhelming...

Prayers please. :/

Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 15, 2019 12:25 AM (20v0t)

630 628
Wow, some of those EXes are real pieces of work! omg...

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2019 12:24 AM (gP/Z3)

The lure of poon is strong.
We guys are hardwired this way, often to our detriment.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2019 12:25 AM (ufFY8)

631 Good Lord.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:12 AM (NWiLs)

No kids, have her more than she deserved to make it quick. I have a wonderful wife now.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

632 Prayers up Ex-Liberal.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 15, 2019 12:26 AM (a4EWo)

633 Have = gave

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:26 AM (Rz2Nc)

634 Left Coast Dog - I would like that. I really need to get a firearm (or more) considering where I live is crazy central. Since my mother has passed, I now have most every other weekend free, so have no real excuse to not get on it anymore. I'm guessing I can contact Mark to find out which range via his nic link?

Posted by: Infidel Librarian at November 15, 2019 12:26 AM (EAMYc)

635

The makers of a South African gin infused with elephant dung swear their use of the animal's excrement is no gimmick.

The creators of Indlovu Gin, Les and Paula Ansley, stumbled across the idea a year ago after learning that elephants eat a variety of fruits and flowers and yet digest less than a third of it.

"As a consequence, in the elephant dung, you get the most amazing variety of these botanicals," Les Ansley said during a recent visit to their operations. "Why don't we let the elephants do the hard work of collecting all these botanicals and we will make gin from it?" he recalled his wife suggesting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2019 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

636 Sorry Dawg - misspelled your name!

Posted by: Infidel Librarian at November 15, 2019 12:28 AM (EAMYc)

637 Election fraud - I have no hope of my Seattle district ever gaining sanity.

Amazingly, you have to register twenty-one days before an election in Oregon.

Oregon had same-day voter registration, but the Rajneeshees tried to take over the local county government in 1984 by busing in homeless people to vote, so the law was changed.

Amazing that this registration requirement has lasted so long in Oregon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2019 12:28 AM (I2/tG)

638 My werewolf name is Mystic Warrior.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 15, 2019 12:28 AM (Uu+Jp)

639 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2019 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

Sounds like they've been smoking a lot of herb with Elon Musk.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 15, 2019 12:29 AM (MZTFB)

640 Bitter-
Sounds familiar. That kind of shit ended up with me facing a drawn .38 one night while I was brushing my teeth. Lucky it was unloaded, otherwise I wouldn't be posting.

The head wounds tend to bleed a lot.
Posted by: pawn at November 15, 2019 12:18 AM (PveK5)

Holy, moly, I'm glad it wasn't loaded and you're here!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:29 AM (Rz2Nc)

641 Fierce Warrior- This werewolf name is acceptable. I shall use it during the burning times when I hunt antifa with guns and dogs.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 15, 2019 12:31 AM (bML9A)

642 DCJ,

Ha! Thanks, that's a good one!

Honestly, I'm standing there with my toothbrush facing a ranting, wide-eye crazed freak who used to be the love of my life, telling me I'm gonna die.

I swear the thing that went through my mind was " Great, I'm gonna die with a mouth full of toothpaste"...

Posted by: pawn at November 15, 2019 12:31 AM (PveK5)

643 I'm not saying I agree with it, but it's not nearly as bad as some people make it out to be.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2019 12:19 AM (KAi1n)


The owner of the property has effectively lost control who they rent to.

They cannot check if they have a criminal record. They cannot make a determination if that person/people are compatible with the rest of the tenants, who have paid their rent on time and kept their place up.

For a mom and pop owner, whose entire wealth is often tied up in that property, a key step to success is finding tenants that are dependable. Move ins and move outs cost everyone money. Deep pocket corporate investors just raise the rent as much as the internal calculation says.

So, no, it essentially takes control of their property out of their hands.

And just because you have families with small kids in your other 7 units, who have paid on time for years and have created a great little neighborhood, you cannot turn down the guy who suspiciously looks like that rapist that got out of prison a few years ago.

And no, when the cops break down the door of the rapist and destroys the unit in the process, insurance may or may not cover it. But you are still out the rent money for the 3 months to rehab the unit.

It is as bad as we say. We live in the real world, with kooks and crazies, and now can't sort them out because of Seattle's Sawant law.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:31 AM (sy5kK)

644
That's not exactly what went down. The Browns sacked the Steelers QB, who attempted to rip the Browns player's helmet off and failed. In retaliation the Browns player ripped his helmet off and smacked him with it. Then two Steelers lineman got a hold of him him, threw him down, one held him while one kicked him in the head. The Browns guy should get fined and suspended, three stealers should be fined and suspended.


LOL. No.

Miles Garrett was in the dominant position, taking Rudolph to the ground. Rudolph reached up an grabbed his helmet. At that point Rudolph was clearly in the wrong. But then Garrett grabbed Rudolph's helmet and dragged him across the ground until the helmet came off, and then proceeded to beat Rudolph over the head with it, fighting through Pouncey and the other Steeler to do so. Rudolph was guilty of aggressive defense. Garrett was clearly trying to seriously hurt Rudolph, intentionally. My verdict? 1 game suspension for Rudolph, at least the rest of the season for Garrett. Pouncey gets a game and children are enjoined to call him a dumbass for the rest of his life for being stupid enough to repeatedly punch a guy in the helmet.

Of course, when the Browns play the Steelers, I root for casualties, and tonight, I got 'em!

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2019 12:32 AM (CTvSA)

645 Prayers please.
Posted by: Ex-liberal

Prayers up. You and your wife are on my list.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 12:34 AM (jLsPj)

646 No kids, have her more than she deserved to make it quick. I have a wonderful wife now.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

I'm glad things got better, but damn. And it's really REALLY hard being a man on the end of domestic violence.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:35 AM (NWiLs)

647 "As a consequence, in the elephant dung, you get the most amazing variety of these botanicals," Les Ansley said during a recent visit to their operations. "Why don't we let the elephants do the hard work of collecting all these botanicals and we will make gin from it?" he recalled his wife suggesting.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2019 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

All the fermentation takes place at a high level.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2019 12:36 AM (/sgva)

648
Prayers please. :/
Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 15, 2019 12:25 AM (20v0t)


so sorry to hear this.

prayers up.

My wife died of sarcoma, a different cancer. I wish I could help you with accurate info, but I can't. I would not want to speculate on such a serious matter.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:36 AM (sy5kK)

649 *receiving* end

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:36 AM (NWiLs)

650 My BIL died unexpectedly on Thursday. Please include him, my sister and their family in your prayers.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 15, 2019 12:39 AM (MwFQu)

651 Well, I am going to hit the sack. Getting right sleepy now. Be well, Horde. I hope your wife receives effective treatment, Ex-Liberal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2019 12:40 AM (/sgva)

652 Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2019 12:32 AM (CTvSA)

I'd agree with, but Pouncy repeatably kicked him in the head while another lineman held him down, those two should be suspended for rest of the season, too.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:41 AM (Rz2Nc)

653 Dang. Prayers for all in need.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:41 AM (NWiLs)

654 634 Left Coast Dog - I would like that. I really need to get a firearm (or more) considering where I live is crazy central. Since my mother has passed, I now have most every other weekend free, so have no real excuse to not get on it anymore. I'm guessing I can contact Mark to find out which range via his nic link?
Posted by: Infidel Librarian at November 15, 2019 12:26 AM (EAMYc)

Yes, Mark is available at his nic. Definitely contact him, great guy and I am positive would look forward to assisting you. And nurse is a hoot!, as well as a crack shot. Between those two, the student is becoming better than the master.

Range is on the eastside, near I-90, probably less than 20 minutes from Capitol Hill area.

Time can't be mentioned, OPSEC and all.


Oh and the misspelling of Dawg. Ace actually mentioned me on one of my comments a couple of weeks ago in a post I had made a point that interested him. He spelled it Dog, too.

I was honored to be acknowledged by The Boss.

So you are in good company.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:44 AM (sy5kK)

655 I'm stupid enough to try elephant caca gin. But it doesn't seem like a great idea.

Posted by: werebear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2019 12:45 AM (H5knJ)

656 I'm glad things got better, but damn. And it's really REALLY hard being a man on the end of domestic violence.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:35 AM (NWiLs)

It was rather weird. When the police came they sounded rather disappointed that the husband was calm. Just asked me to put the dog away, and then arrested her. At court I said I wanted her home with me, went to a divorce lawyer, got her out of the house and did what needed to be done to survive.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:47 AM (Rz2Nc)

657 Excellent, thanks Dawg!

Posted by: Infidel Librarian at November 15, 2019 12:48 AM (EAMYc)

658 home from another long city meeting...

did i miss anything?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 12:50 AM (pjk9o)

659 It was rather weird. When the police came they sounded rather disappointed that the husband was calm. Just asked me to put the dog away, and then arrested her. At court I said I wanted her home with me, went to a divorce lawyer, got her out of the house and did what needed to be done to survive.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 12:47 AM (Rz2Nc)

Weird seems like an understatement. That's scary shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:51 AM (NWiLs)

660 Looks like the NFL has showcased its class once again.


Meanwhile more attacks on Israel. Good time to check out PizzaIDF.org.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2019 12:53 AM (QDnY+)

661
I haven't mentioned it here, but Joyce Yvonne Dawg, mother of Left Coast Dawg, passed last week. She was 86.

Her body finally gave out on her, but her wit, her smarts, and her incredibly positive outlook on life stayed with her to the end. Complete strangers came up to me and told me how much they liked her and how she would engage them and talk.

Her 4 sons, and 3 of her 6 grand children were with her as God decided it was her time to come home.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:53 AM (sy5kK)

662
The owner of the property has effectively lost control who they rent to.

They cannot check if they have a criminal record.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

========

What if their publicly posted criteria include "Must pass a criminal background check"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2019 12:55 AM (13CQC)

663 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:53 AM (sy5kK)

I'm sorry for your loss, LCD. She sounds like she was a great lady.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:56 AM (NWiLs)

664 Evasive,

I thought it was weird too when the cops were kind of pissed that my 10 YO son had seen the whole thing and cooberated my story. They had to haul her out instead of me again.

Turned out that my son was wise to what was going down and unloaded the gun and hid the ammo just before she came at me.

Kid saved my life.

Posted by: pawn at November 15, 2019 12:56 AM (PveK5)

665 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 12:53 AM (sy5kK)

God grant you comfort as you mourn her.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 15, 2019 12:56 AM (MZTFB)

666
I read today that Dems are considering a 40% wealth tax for anyone who chooses to renounce their American citizenship.
Posted by: qdpsteve

=========

Yes, we want to tax the hell out of you. How dare you try to escape us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2019 12:58 AM (13CQC)

667 Matt Lauers werewolf name is Butthole Surfer.

Posted by: Ugh at November 15, 2019 12:58 AM (LIhNq)

668 664 Evasive,

I thought it was weird too when the cops were kind of pissed that my 10 YO son had seen the whole thing and cooberated my story. They had to haul her out instead of me again.

Turned out that my son was wise to what was going down and unloaded the gun and hid the ammo just before she came at me.

Kid saved my life.
Posted by: pawn at November 15, 2019 12:56 AM (PveK5)

Damn. Thank God he did.

A lot of cops get throbbing white knight boners at the prospect of arresting one of those no good low down wife-beating men, and get blueballed when the perp is the woman.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:58 AM (NWiLs)

669 Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 15, 2019 12:25 AM

Oh, so very sorry to hear this. I'll pray for your wife and you.

My dad had prostate cancer w/bone metastasis. I could tell you all about how it went, but that wouldn't mean anything re: your wife's prognosis or what she will experience.

Write down all your questions and be sure to ask the Dr(s).

Dad's oncologist has a "social services coordinator" who was extremely helpful: she helped me find home health assistance, had all kinds of informative handouts, lists of community resources (support groups and the like)... just about anything we needed, she knew where to find it!

Hope it's all a false alarm! (you did say it's not confirmed...)

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2019 01:00 AM (gP/Z3)

670 What do you know about treatment? Likely outcomes?
Survival rates/timeframes? Been looking at stuff online and it's kind of
overwhelming...



Prayers please. :/

Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 15, 2019 12:25 AM (20v0t)

---
links to reputable sources, hope they help:

https://www.cancer.org/cancer/bone- cancer/treating.html

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases- conditions/bone-
cancer/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20350221

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/types /bone/treatment

https://www.cityofhope.org/clinical- program/sarcoma

sorry for all the line breaks, but Pixy is being a bitch tonight

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 01:00 AM (s+Fdw)

671 I thought it was weird too when the cops were kind of pissed that my 10 YO son had seen the whole thing and cooberated my story. They had to haul her out instead of me again.

Turned out that my son was wise to what was going down and unloaded the gun and hid the ammo just before she came at me.

Kid saved my life.
Posted by: pawn at November 15, 2019 12:56 AM (PveK5)

Exactly, I think.

The police were certain they were going to get to take some guy down hard, and when they got there it was a women. They were disappointed.c

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 01:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

672 to repeatedly punch a guy in the helmet.


320 lb professional football player wailing on my head helmet or no helmet. No thanks. Thinking Garrett's head is still ringing.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 01:03 AM (jLsPj)

673 Ex-liberal prayers for you and yours. I'd do prayers even if you where still a liberal to be honest.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 01:04 AM (Rz2Nc)

674 Ex-liberal: tell Mis Hum or one of the other COBs i said to give you my e-mail. i've been in health care for decades, and can explain lots of things (ie translate "medical" into English..

the most important decision is where your wife will get her treatment.

if you con poast a general location, i'd be happy to look for the best rated cancer treatment facilities near you.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 01:05 AM (s+Fdw)

675 ..
A lot of cops get throbbing white knight boners at the prospect of arresting one of those no good low down wife-beating men, and get blueballed when the perp is the woman.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:58 AM (NWiLs)



Needs to be on a large, engraved plaque in every Squad Room in the Nation.

And experienced cops know that lesbo on lesbo violence is the worst domestic call out of 'em all.

Gay men are violent as hell, but "hold back" as men KNOW they can kill one another in mortal combat.

Women? Limits? What the fuck are LIMITS?

*chimpanzee tears face off of opponent*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 01:08 AM (QzJWU)

676
What if their publicly posted criteria include "Must pass a criminal background check"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2019 12:55 AM (13CQC)


The law specifically says that is illegal. Specifically cannot check if they have a criminal record.

Oh, and I mentioned earlier, if you put something like a high deposit in the ad, ($10,000) but later sign up a tenant that pays less than that, a big fine from the city, and those who didn't get the apartment can sue for damages.


Sawant (Seattle city) and Jayapal (US Rep, central/north of Seattle area) are as leftist as anyone can imagine.

Both were naturalized, born in India, and act as their own version of modern Brahmins and Kshatriyas. They are superior to Americans, just ask them. They are smarter than disgusting Deplorables, and it is easy to pick up that vibe when you listen to them speak.

The natives that were born here, they consider as Shudras and Dalits.

They are the living antithesis to the US Constitution, and the concept of equal rights, freedom, and independence.

Instead, look at the Indian caste system as the basis of how they govern and interact with citizens.

In many ways, it is similar to Communism, with more social layers.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:11 AM (sy5kK)

677 And Stabler played better stoned that most of the Q.B.s of his era did in any condition, period.

Like I said: NINETEEN SEVENTIES.

It was not the same universe then that we live in now.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 12:05 AM (QzJWU)


Not to mention having a kicker who also played QB (George Blanda). Can't see a kicker doing that today.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2019 01:11 AM (Y8PSl)

678 Crap. Double sig blocks.

Fk You, Barrel. HAHAHAHA!


*wonders why Galveston pd is frog marching him out on domestic barrel offense?*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 01:12 AM (QzJWU)

679 Man, there's so much sorrow here tonight.

Prayers for all of you who are hurting!

I'm having a shitty night, too, but --- it's because of colonoscopy prep.

Note: if you're ever prescribed "SuPrep", ask your Dr. for something, anything else!

***There are no words to describe how utterly VILE that stuff tastes***

There ARE alternatives.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2019 01:14 AM (gP/Z3)

680 Cool Hand Luke starting on TCM.
Don't spend a night in the box!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2019 01:14 AM (ufFY8)

681
I'm sorry for your loss, LCD. She sounds like she was a great lady.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 12:56 AM (NWiLs)


thanks, man.

I had an incredible human being for my mother.

She is missed every day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:14 AM (sy5kK)

682 And experienced cops know that lesbo on lesbo violence is the worst domestic call out of 'em all.

I've heard anecdotes to this effect, that it's more likely weapons get used and really brutal injuries are frequently involved, like the chimpanzee-face-ripping-offing you referred to.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 01:15 AM (NWiLs)

683 W.H.O. is tackling the high cost of insulin. 2 year project to help make it more affordable in developing countries. Why is my first reaction..wonder if the Clinton Foundation is involved?

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 01:16 AM (jLsPj)

684 Exliberal,

My Mom was a three time cancer survivor. She live a wonderful 35 years after her first diagnosis of a usually fatal cancer. We were very close. I learned a lot about cancer and people and doctors and heathcare and on and on and one to remeber is that if you don't ask they won't say. Write everything down before the appointment and go over it question by question with the doc. It's hard to keep a clear head in the office.

Also, every case is different. Other folks experience with the disease per se is of limited use. They're experience in living with it is.

Posted by: pawn at November 15, 2019 01:16 AM (PveK5)

685 She is missed every day.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Thirteen years since my dearest mother passed. She was the glue in our family. She lives on in my heart. Sounds like yours will too LCD. I smile now when I think of her.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 01:19 AM (jLsPj)

686 Left Coast Dawg.

I lost my Mom back in '78. She was only 54 years old.

Mind if I sit with you there on the pew, and soak up some of your grief?

I can take a bit of load off of you there.

Actually, no, I can't. I'd like to think I can, and so might you.

Alas, only you can endure this loss, but you know one thing for damn sure. Lots of us have trod this road before you, and will now be your guides, today.

But I'll sit on that pew beside you, all the same.

My Mom would smack me on the ear should I do anything less.

Scoot over, dammit. I gotta sit down here.

*cringes to avoid that smack from my Mom*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

687
Still.

The '70s Raiders would stand up against today's teams, even giving up the obvious size advantages of today's players and front lines.

That was a very rare combination of Badassery, Football Savvy and a HUGE dose of "Don't Give a Fuck" on both the Offense and Defensive front lines.

And Stabler played better stoned that most of the Q.B.s of his era did in any condition, period.

Like I said: NINETEEN SEVENTIES.

It was not the same universe then that we live in now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Before the Seahawks flew into Seattle in 1976, the Raiders were broadcast in Seattle, on the NBC affiliate, nearly every week. We would get an occasional Jets game or Buffalo game in the morning, then usually Oakland, once in a while Denver or KC. Hardly ever the Chargers for some reason, however.

Late '60's - early '70's, memory lane. The CBS affiliate was NFL, but they always had Dallas on, and I didn't like Dallas.

Big Ben Davidson, Daryl Lamonica, Fred Biletnikoff, on
and on, what a crew. And Al Davis, looking more like a Mafia capo than an owner.

Jim, I don't think words alone could explain the magic, mystery, and craziness of that Raiders era.

But it was real.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:23 AM (sy5kK)

688
Both were naturalized, born in India, and act as their own version of modern Brahmins and Kshatriyas. They are superior to Americans, just ask them. They are smarter than disgusting Deplorables, and it is easy to pick up that vibe when you listen to them speak.

The natives that were born here, they consider as Shudras and Dalits.

They are the living antithesis to the US Constitution, and the concept of equal rights, freedom, and independence.

Instead, look at the Indian caste system as the basis of how they govern and interact with citizens.

In many ways, it is similar to Communism, with more social layers.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

========

Hah, can't do a criminal background check, nice. I wonder if there's such a prohibition on Sawant and Jayapal's personal assistants.

What you describe is something I've observed. My own term for this class of superior beings is star-bellied sneetches.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2019 01:24 AM (13CQC)

689 Fk You, Barrel. HAHAHAHA!


*wonders why Galveston pd is frog marching him out on domestic barrel offense?*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 01:12 AM (QzJWU)
Local P.D. Lacks jurisdiction, don't say anything until your lawyer shows up!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 01:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

690 "Mystic Hound", eh? I've been called worse...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 15, 2019 01:26 AM (D5yyd)

691 686 Left Coast Dawg.

I lost my Mom back in '78. She was only 54 years old.

Mind if I sit with you there on the pew, and soak up some of your grief?




The pew has plenty of room. Let me move over and make a space for you.

Thanks, Jim

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:26 AM (sy5kK)

692 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 15, 2019 01:27 AM (Rz2Nc)

693
Big Ben Davidson, Daryl Lamonica, Fred Biletnikoff, on
and on, what a crew. And Al Davis, looking more like a Mafia capo than an owner.

You forgot John Madden LCD

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 01:28 AM (jLsPj)

694 Ha, teh car wash chick has made her appearance on Cool Hand Luke.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2019 01:28 AM (ufFY8)

695 ..I've heard anecdotes to this effect, that it's more likely weapons get used and really brutal injuries are frequently involved, like the chimpanzee-face-ripping-offing you referred to.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 01:15 AM (NWiLs)



The worst of them have no limits. NONE.

I have seen three jurors on a panel of twelve, spontaneously erupt in projectile vomiting at one presentation of evidence, thereof.

Cortez brought the Aztec ritual of ripping the heart out of a living sacrifice, to an end.

Don't even ask what certain violent lesbians would "carve out" in their furies.

Back when the FBI instructors would visit local P.D.s and work to improve both local P.D. skill levels and subsequent interagency relations with local, State and Federal agencies.

Those days are gone.

Comey and his lackeys, the poster children of that decay.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

696
Big Ben Davidson, Daryl Lamonica, Fred Biletnikoff, on
and on, what a crew. And Al Davis, looking more like a Mafia capo than an owner.

Jim, I don't think words alone could explain the magic, mystery, and craziness of that Raiders era.

But it was real.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:23 AM (sy5kK)

I became a Raiders fan a at a young age.

1970, when Lamonica kept going down, and George Blanda kept coming in to win the game

Posted by: Don Q at November 15, 2019 01:31 AM (NgKpN)

697 ..The pew has plenty of room. Let me move over and make a space for you.

Thanks, Jim



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:26 AM (sy5kK)



My Mom is Left Coast Buried, too.

I need to go visit her grave.

I'll go alone though. No one else need see a total breakdown of grief, and tears, such as this.

'78 or 2018.

That's what. Forty years of grief?

So I've got forty years of pain stored up. It doesn't get "easier".

It just gets further away. And every now and then, you've got to make the return trip to visit the pain.

On that, I'm overdue.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

698 Yes, the SuPrep was *so bad* I barely managed to drink it, then ended up losing it all about 20 minutes afterward. Had to call hospital (which contacted Dr.) about what to do/alternative prep. NO WAY would I have been able to repeat the dose tomorrow morning.

This other prep is so lemony and sour, I wonder if my tooth enamel will survive?

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2019 01:39 AM (gP/Z3)

699 693
Big Ben Davidson, Daryl Lamonica, Fred Biletnikoff, on
and on, what a crew. And Al Davis, looking more like a Mafia capo than an owner.

You forgot John Madden LCD
Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 01:28 AM (jLsPj)


yeah, I missed a key name there. Madden was a great coach, and an incredible character.

personally, I would put John Madden as one of the top 10 names in the history of the National Football League.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:40 AM (sy5kK)

700 WTF just happened to me..?

Posted by: Lone Dagger at November 15, 2019 01:41 AM (UbhbE)

701 Catching up on Tucker. So sick of Alfred E Buttplug. Can't govern for shit, obviously, but no one, not even Tucker, calls out the elephant in the room. He's only being considered because he's a sanctimonious fake "Christian" homo. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 15, 2019 01:42 AM (5PlMT)

702 Time for me to mosey. See y'all later.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2019 01:43 AM (NWiLs)

703
What you describe is something I've observed. My own term for this class of superior beings is star-bellied sneetches.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2019 01:24 AM (13CQC)


I have some choice names too, but I can't repeat them in a public forum.

At a MoMe, however, all the creative descriptions are on the table.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:43 AM (sy5kK)

704 701 Catching up on Tucker. So sick of Alfred E Buttplug. Can't govern for shit, obviously, but no one, not even Tucker, calls out the elephant in the room. He's only being considered because he's a sanctimonious fake "Christian" homo. Sorry, not sorry.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 15, 2019 01:42 AM (5PlMT)


Our campaign is pushing forward deep into the campaign with our surprise strategy, just as we have planned so far.

Grit your teeth and get ready!


Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 15, 2019 01:45 AM (sy5kK)

705 Alfred E Buttplug

Ok, I Lol'd!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2019 01:46 AM (gP/Z3)

706
Thanks all for the wonderful exchanges.


Talk again soon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 15, 2019 01:47 AM (sy5kK)

707 ..1970, when Lamonica kept going down, and George Blanda kept coming in to win the game

Posted by: Don Q at November 15, 2019 01:31 AM (NgKpN)



The ONLY thing that the '70s Raiders lacked, was the Harleys ride out of the tunnel and out onto the field.

They were a Biker Gang that Rumbled on the Gridiron.

I won't even bother with the "fight with me", or "prove me wrong".

Futility.

They were, and they rocked.

Imagine an Outlaw J.J. Watt.

Only then might you begin to comprehend the Glory that was Lyle Alzado.

They make much of J.J.'s Vertical Leap. (beyond impressive, to be sure)

I can't find the video of Lyle's "cold start" leap up onto Johnny Carson's desk on TV.

But if you find it, post it here.

Can you imagine Watt and Alzado on the same defensive squad?

NO ONE would persevere against that. No One.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

708 699 693
Big Ben Davidson, Daryl Lamonica, Fred Biletnikoff, on
and on, what a crew. And Al Davis, looking more like a Mafia capo than an owner.

You forgot John Madden LCD
Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 01:28 AM (jLsPj)


yeah, I missed a key name there. Madden was a great coach, and an incredible character.

personally, I would put John Madden as one of the top 10 names in the history of the National Football League.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


And don't forget Warren Welles! The greatest wide receiver of all time. If you've never seen Daryl Lamonica on his own 7 yard line on 4th down, drop back and unleash the longest pass anyone has ever thrown, totally blind downfield, only to have Warren Welles come out of nowhere at a hundred miles an hour streak underneath it surrounded by 4 defenders and leap out to catch it in his fingertips for a 70-yard gain, you haven't lived.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2019 01:51 AM (fK2gX)

709 And yes, that really happened.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2019 01:53 AM (fK2gX)

710 ..And don't forget Warren Welles! The greatest wide receiver of all time. If you've never seen Daryl Lamonica on his own 7 yard line on 4th down, drop back and unleash the longest pass anyone has ever thrown, totally blind downfield, only to have Warren Welles come out of nowhere at a hundred miles an hour streak underneath it surrounded by 4 defenders and leap out to catch it in his fingertips for a 70-yard gain, you haven't lived.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2019 01:51 AM (fK2gX



Is there a video of that?

I could not find the Alzado/Carson desk leap video. Can you find this, of yours? Please?

Otherwise, we will have to succumb to the sports nerd junkies superior research and recollection skills, and suffer accordingly.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

711 "Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble."

John Madden

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 01:54 AM (jLsPj)

712 .."Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble."

John Madden

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 01:54 AM (jLsPj)



Did even Lombardi say anything as profound as this?

I'm willing to learn, if he did. "Winning isn't everything, but it's the only thing" is a close second.

But, second.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston TX



Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2019 02:04 AM (QzJWU)

713 Is there a video of that?

I could not find the Alzado/Carson desk leap video. Can you find this, of yours? Please?

Otherwise, we will have to succumb to the sports nerd junkies superior research and recollection skills, and suffer accordingly.



Jim


Sorry, I looked -- there are various compilations of Warren Wells catches, but none seem to feature that particular one. I think the game was some random unimportant game, that the Raiders ultimately lost -- the catch wasn't even a touchdown, just a loooong first down. And the Raiders probably fumbled the ball on the next play, I wouldn't doubt. But I definitely remember seeing it (not live, but on film at some point). Almost every catch Wells ever made was spectacular (he held the career NFL record in yards per catch, for decades), averaging over 23 yards per catch for his entire career, which seems impossible, but it's true. I think he and Lamonica had a special play between them, which Lamonica called several times per game: "After the hike, you run as fast as you can straight downfield, and I'll throw it as far as I can possibly can without really aiming, and see if you can get underneath it." Incredibly, it sometimes worked!

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2019 02:17 AM (fK2gX)

714 Did even Lombardi say anything as profound as this?

Madden also coined the term doink

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 15, 2019 02:17 AM (jLsPj)

715 I apologize, yet again, for spending my time talking with people in meat world instead of tending to my online family.

I sincerely would like to thank those that shared their stories of exes that attempted to stab or shoot them.

I have long considered myself a f*ck-up of epic proportions, at least on this blog full of exceptional people, sort of a white trash hick in a meaningless dead end profession with little, if anything, meaningful ever to add to any discussion.

I recognize that I have lived a f*cked up menial existence, but take some solace in the knowledge that some men, even those much my greater, have endured the same fate of f*cking and coupling with psychotic whores.

Your testimony makes me feel both kinship and a sense of well-being that even the most intelligent of gentlemen may fall prey to a psychotic whore. Bless you all for your willingness to come forward.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 02:29 AM (VCajk)

716 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2019 02:29 AM (VCajk)

Sometimes you make me smile. Sometimes laugh. Rare frown on occasion.I thank you for all.

Posted by: No, not that person, the other person. Over there. at November 15, 2019 02:38 AM (vqIkG)

717 Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Friday, November 15, 2019. On this day in 1777 after 16 months of debate the Continental Congress approved the Articles of Confederation. The politicians soon became dissatisfied with these because they did not have enough power. They later replaced them with the new constitution which they immediately began destroying too.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:43 AM (mpXpK)

718 Trump held a rally in LA. It was packed. He bashed the sh*t out of PeeLousy and the Dems. The crowd went wild.


https://tinyurl.com/yjs9ekcf

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:43 AM (mpXpK)

719 House Republican leader McCarthy calls Schiff a liar. I would have used a lot stronger language.


https://tinyurl.com/yg38re5c

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:43 AM (mpXpK)

720 An investigation by the House 'ethics' committee found Michigan Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib violated campaign finance laws. But not to worry, this useless committee never does anything to anyone.


https://tinyurl.com/yec8nsjd

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:44 AM (mpXpK)

721 A former FDA official is now saying Lasik surgery should be halted.


https://tinyurl.com/yf5mhhw9

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:44 AM (mpXpK)

722 Democrats are not used to reporters asking them unfriendly questions and they don't like it.


https://tinyurl.com/yget45hx

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:44 AM (mpXpK)

723 A Mississippi couple discovered the horrors of a local home owners association after a fire gutted their home. However, this reporter is FOS. No matter what power the HOA has they can not have anyone thrown in jail. I would never buy a home in any subdivision that was ruled by a HOA anyway.


https://tinyurl.com/yzqlc5gj

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:45 AM (mpXpK)

724 That idiot woman who went to Syria and joined ISIS and now wants to come back to the US did not go shopping for an Obama judge. A Bush judge has ruled that she is not an American citizen and she can not return to the US. She made one very big mistake. She joined an outfit that was at war with the US. That is one thing that can have your citizenship revoked.


https://tinyurl.com/yf6mqcaq

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:45 AM (mpXpK)

725 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/yje3yutl


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:45 AM (mpXpK)

726 Link for comment 722 is bad...
"
Error: Unable to find URL to redirect to."

Posted by: No, not that person, the other person. Over there. at November 15, 2019 02:50 AM (vqIkG)

727 link on #723 is the same

Posted by: No, not that person, the other person. Over there. at November 15, 2019 02:51 AM (vqIkG)

728
Vic, number 722 tiny url doesn't work.

Thanks as always! I love the story about the Isis Bride who can't return. Interesting that her yemeni dad is trying to get her back into America. I guess he doesn't want her under his roof either.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 15, 2019 02:52 AM (13CQC)

729 Academic Agent, Four Tactics of linguistic terrorism

https://youtu.be/xQreNYUsi34

So we are up against an enemy that can't stand up to gentle, patient skepticism. You don't have to be a genius like Colombo to wear down an opponent. I would suggest pushing them to the point of saying something conciliatory that doesn't sound polished or weaselly.

The horde can be gloomy in the mornings, but there is a lot of what I call "Heinlein's good luck" that is on our side, and will be affecting future events. NPCs are going to flip more easily than what you might guess.

People are thinking that we are screwed when Trump leaves in 2025, but it isn't true.

*the left can't help but make enemies out of neutral people

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as "bad luck.”



Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 02:55 AM (LxTcq)

730 Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 02:45 AM (mpXpK)
---as i understand it, she was *never* an American citizen, having been born here as the child of a foreign diplomat, making her a citizen of that country, just as Americans born overseas to American's serving abroad are US citizens, not of whatever country they were born in.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 03:02 AM (dpKGV)

731 ---as i understand it, she was *never* an American citizen, having been born here as the child of a foreign diplomat, making her a citizen of that country, just as Americans born overseas to American's serving abroad are US citizens, not of whatever country they were born in.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 03:02 AM (dpKGV)


Yet this ISIS bitch burned her American passport upon arriving in Syria. In a just world, her having an American passport would be investigated with guilty heads ending up in the basket.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2019 03:09 AM (Y8PSl)

732 Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2019 03:09 AM (Y8PSl)

---
no one ever looked into her status until the dumb scrunt sued. and IIRC, Obola's administration canceled her passport while she was over there, so not burning it wouldn't have helped.

karma is an absolute bitch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 03:24 AM (5Vl6w)

733 and with that, i'm outta here.

have fun day walkers...

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 15, 2019 03:24 AM (5Vl6w)

734 It's Friday, it's Friday ( throws confetti in the air) it's Friday it's Friday

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 03:29 AM (ZCEU2)

735 It's Friday, it's Friday ( throws confetti in the air) it's Friday it's Friday
Posted by: Skip

No airborne pancakes please.

Posted by: MiklosAM at November 15, 2019 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)

736 I'd say TGIF but my weekends are harder than my weekdays!

Mornin', all.

What's for breakfast today, Skip? I'm thinking I want French toast but I will have to put that off 'til tomorrow or Sunday. Today will need to be quick and easy.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 03:37 AM (6NTwP)

737 727
link on #723 is the same


Posted by: No, not that person, the other person. Over there. at November 15, 2019 02:51 AM (vqIkG)


Link at #723 works for me. The article that #722 was linked to is now missing from Fox. Evidently they pulled it. Probably PeeLousy go to them.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 03:39 AM (mpXpK)

738 Moon Moon cracks me up

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 03:45 AM (ZCEU2)

739 I am going to make a Dutch Baby, I have 2 hours untilI have to leave which brings to Why am I up?

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 03:47 AM (ZCEU2)

740 >>Why am I up?
Posted by: Skip

To entertain us with your culinary skilz, of course.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 03:49 AM (6NTwP)

741 Okay, the flat tire Moon Moon made me laugh out loud

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 03:50 AM (6NTwP)

742 No airborne pancakes please.

Posted by: MiklosAM at November 15, 2019 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)


Man, you're no fun.

{Quietly puts away spring-loaded spatula}

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2019 03:52 AM (Y8PSl)

743 We have the worst weather possible right now. 42F and raining.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 03:53 AM (mpXpK)

744 The Daily Caller has an article about PeeLousy speaking to a bunch of reporters and walking out on them when they started asking a bunch of questions she didn't like so maybe that is the same instance.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 03:57 AM (mpXpK)

745 That's a cold rain, Vic. We have 18 (heat wave!) And it's supposed to be sunny with a high of 34. WooHoo! Hopefully it will melt the snow so we can finish the fall yard work.


Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 03:58 AM (6NTwP)

746 Went right after work to finish demolition of that roof, got home cleaned up had dinner and stopped doing anything. After a hour felt like a truck ran over me

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 04:02 AM (ZCEU2)

747 That's how it is with me. While I'm.moving or doing something, I'm good. Stop or lay down to sleep, I feel my age and then some.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 04:07 AM (6NTwP)

748 I would just as soon it cool down another 10 or 12 degrees and snow.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 04:13 AM (mpXpK)

749 Stove top part is done, its in the oven.

Supposed to get to 50s here today, 30s tomorrow. And as I thought my pepper plants in the little greenhouse didn't make it. If it wouldn't have been down to low 20 they should have.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 04:15 AM (ZCEU2)

750 I have not 1 use for snow, if never saw it again I would be just fine and dandy.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)

751 I'm needing to come to terms with something.

My husband is in denial about the cause of his seizure last week. I found out he wasn't taking his meds as prescribed. This could've put more people at risk than just himself. Thankfully that didn't happen, but I am so angry with his lack of concern. As a result, he put his job in jeopardy, too. He says he gets it now, but his thinking is not completely clear yet, as his pillbox still had last nite's dose in it when he went to bed after i asked him if he took it, and he said he did. We argued and he took it. I am at a loss about his attitude.

Going to make for a stressful weekend at mom's not being able to moniter him at home.

Life here, has changed again. Not for the better.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 04:32 AM (6NTwP)

752 https://post___.cc/9R6HR5Df

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 04:34 AM (ZCEU2)

753 Sorry for dropping the 'poor me' comment. I'm not in a very good frame of mind.

Better get moving or I will start to wallow.

Prayers for my sanity, and his, would be appreciated.

Have a better day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 04:36 AM (6NTwP)

754 I am at a loss about his attitude.

Do the pills cause constipation or other side effects - dry mouth, nausea, et c?

Posted by: Adriane the Squatting Squatters wot pay Diddly Squat Critic ... at November 15, 2019 04:37 AM (LPnfS)

755 No. They are anti seizure pills. He has had none of the side effects that are listed

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 04:38 AM (6NTwP)

756 https://post.cc/9R6HR5Df
Try this, someone told me to get that dash line out, it's not there when I copy it but somehow gets added.

https://i.post___.cc/HnxYNTHb/20191115-043039.jpg
That one works when I post on the forum

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 04:46 AM (ZCEU2)

757 MLii - That doesn't surprise me about denying, I suspect that would be to scary to contemplate.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

758 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 04:52 AM (arJlL)

759 pasaran.blogspot.com 1609-mao/9-11-history according to NY Times
https://tinyurl.com/uh6e9aw
It's extremely important to see what they do to soften horrific events

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 04:53 AM (ZCEU2)

760 https://i.post.cc/HnxYNTHb/20191115-043039.jpg
Someone try this and tell me if it works

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 04:54 AM (ZCEU2)

761 He's been through a lot. I get it, but he's been on this med since his surgery. It's a low dose. But it apparently works as he didn't have any more seizures until he stopped taking the meds for a few days. Now he's tagged as non-compliant in his medical records. He'll for certain never get his C-DL back, let alone his regular license. And that's as it should be, especially if he can't get over his denial.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 04:55 AM (6NTwP)

762 https://i.post.cc/HnxYNTHb/20191115-043039.jpg
Someone try this and tell me if it works
Posted by: Skip

It takes too many moons to load

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 04:56 AM (arJlL)

763 None of them work for me, Skip.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 04:57 AM (6NTwP)

764 Mystic, er, something.

Can't read the "J" word.
Dagger? Digger? Dogger? Dugger?
None of the above?



Posted by: teej at November 15, 2019 04:59 AM (uqdlV)

765 https://tinyurl.com/uecxe2e
Tried to convert it to tiny url

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

766 It takes a lot to admit a cause and effect because of your own action or inaction, sad 1 slip up is that much.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)

767 Skip

Tinyurl did not work for me.

Posted by: French Jeton at November 15, 2019 05:06 AM (AfXYF)

768 https://tinyurl.com/whq9xfj
This one is a attemp from first try to tiny url

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:09 AM (ZCEU2)

769 >> It takes a lot to admit a cause and effect because of your own action or inaction, sad 1 slip up is that much.
Posted by: Skip

So true.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 05:09 AM (6NTwP)

770 Prayer up for you two, Mlii.

Try to stay positive with him and keep loving him.

He may have hit the "Oh the hell with it. What's the point?" stage.

I pretty much live there and trust me, it's no fun at all.
If not for the music,, there would be nothing.

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2019 05:09 AM (uqdlV)

771 Either way will send it to CBD and see if it's worthy.
One thing is I had to brown the top today some and that usually is perfect every time. I think I rushed it a little.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:12 AM (ZCEU2)

772 I always wanted a Husky if I got a dog, so now would have to name him Moon Moon
If I got a Corgi would name him Ein

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:15 AM (ZCEU2)

773 Thanks, teej, much appreciated.

Skip, I'm guessing we'll see that pic on the food thread!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 05:17 AM (6NTwP)

774 With that I'm heading out.

Prayers up for you all to have a good day. Hopefully stress free

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 15, 2019 05:18 AM (6NTwP)

775 One thing you have to do IMO for anyone struggling with other people especially close family is do something for yourself when you can.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

776 It's after 5am already? I have to pack lunch yet, my 2 hours is down to 1/2

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:19 AM (ZCEU2)

777 It's not even 4:30 here yet, so you're good, Skip

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2019 05:28 AM (Br0CP)

778 Morning all

Laughing this hard first thing in the morning is a great way to start the day.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 05:31 AM (6LZkj)

779 Laughing this hard first thing in the morning is a great way to start the day.

!

(puts pants on)

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 05:34 AM (arJlL)

780
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 05:36 AM (7rVsF)

781 No idea why copying the url gets changed here, just posted it for fun at the forum and worked as always.
https://i.post___.cc/HnxYNTHb/20191115-043039.jpg

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:37 AM (ZCEU2)

782 Pixy adds that line after post, it's not there on the copy or my comment and gets added only here.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:38 AM (ZCEU2)

783 More hearings from the Schiffty Shit Show today, as their star witness mostly bombed with their we heard around the water cooler crap.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:40 AM (ZCEU2)

784 Have a good one,





I'm out

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2019 05:42 AM (ZCEU2)

785 Mornin' JT

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 05:43 AM (6LZkj)

786 Hadrian, how is HM's knee doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 05:45 AM (6LZkj)

787 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 05:51 AM (cqNba)

788
Ben Had,
Thanks for asking. nHer Majesty is back at work. She uses a cane to get around long distances but walks unaided short distances.

She's doing physical therapy and they give her a working over. She still has problems, not with the knee but the supporting structure around it. It's going to be a while before she's back to normal, but she's a trouper.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 05:52 AM (7rVsF)

789 Morning all.

I guess the Shit Show continues today?
I can't tell. YahOOOooo news has no pics of Trump! with his tie on fire today.

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2019 05:55 AM (vd8XM)

790 She's doing physical therapy and they give her a working over. She still has problems, not with the knee but the supporting structure around it. It's going to be a while before she's back to normal, but she's a trouper.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The therapy helps so much. I wish I had done something like that after my first two ankle surgeries. Nothing was really available at the time. "Just walk a lot" I was told

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2019 05:57 AM (vd8XM)

791 744 The Daily Caller has an article about PeeLousy speaking to a bunch of reporters and walking out on them when they started asking a bunch of questions she didn't like so maybe that is the same instance.
Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 03:57 AM (mpXpK)

She called one reporter well Mr Republican Talking Points.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 05:58 AM (JFO2v)

792 So I wonder what today's portion of the Schiff Show will bring.

Perhaps a revelation that Trump insists on he himself defining our nation's foreign policy.

The other party to this which continues to punch themselves in the lads is the Press, with their reporting.

Partisan telling of the news is not a good look, folks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 05:58 AM (cqNba)

793 Partisan telling of the news is not a good look, folks.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

We don't like that he doesn't act like a president,
and we hate it when he does presidenting stuff!!!

We Hates Him!

...MSM...

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2019 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

794 Will RBG be coming to work today?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:03 AM (cqNba)

795 Donald Trump called Marie Yovanovitch "bad news."

In a televised impeachment hearing Friday, the US ambassador to Ukraine that the President ousted for apparently thwarting his rogue foreign policy scheme, may prove him right.

This will be a bust!!! She will tell PDT called her moon moon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:04 AM (JFO2v)

796 Yovanovitch is going to shed a bunch of tears today as Jordan reduces her to a puddle.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 06:04 AM (6LZkj)

797 Will RBG be coming to work today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Sure will. It's casual Friday. She doesn't have to change out of her CrossFit training clothes

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2019 06:06 AM (vd8XM)

798 Hey hey hey...


300


And counting


https://cbsloc.al/2NQ4mde

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:08 AM (cqNba)

799 hiya Ben !

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 06:10 AM (arJlL)

800
Yovanovitch is going to shed a bunch of tears today as Jordan reduces her to a puddle.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 06:04 AM (6LZkj)


Tomorrow's headline: "Male Republican Bully Picks on Poor Widder Woman"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 06:11 AM (7rVsF)

801 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:14 AM (u82oZ)

802 798 Hey hey hey...


300


And counting


https://cbsloc.al/2NQ4mde
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:08 AM (cqNba)

I bet yall cant break 400!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:14 AM (JFO2v)

803 794 Will RBG be coming to work today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:03 AM (cqNba)

Capn Pike Washing Machine Wheelchair fully charged!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

804 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

805 I see where Baltimore's Mayor isn't getting a whole lot of love for his response to the question concerning city leadership, and the staggering murder rate.


https://bit.ly/2XhiJKy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)

806 300. What a waste of human potential. B'more, you be retarded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

807 G'morning, Salty.

I see where they have announced the completion of Truman's electrical repairs.

Perhaps they can return to deployable status by Christmas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)

808 Immigration and Customs Enforcement revealed Thursday that it arrested well over 3,700 sexual predators in the past fiscal year

Crazy Bernie and Liawatha both want to end ICE so that american children can experience adult love equally to LATAM children.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:18 AM (JFO2v)

809 803 794 rhennigantx

That's a good visual, right there. We need Sabo to make it a poster.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

810 Ben Had

♬ Good morning! b♫

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

811 The Committee is aware off public allegations arising out off Representative Alcee Hastings personal relationship with an individual employed in his congressional office

please stop banging the help

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:19 AM (JFO2v)

812 I hope this rolling circus called an impeachment inquiry continues because the longer it goes the more it exposes what smug, arrogant assholes make up the State Department as well as other salons of the Federal bureaucracy and it also exposes the ridiculous buffoonary of the Democrat party.


They are not laying a glove on the President, at all.


And they are doing tremendous damage to their illegitimate cause, overall.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 15, 2019 06:20 AM (E1uMk)

813 To put the murder rate in context, and adjusting for population...

Chicago currently has 456 murders, year-to-date.

To equal B'More's numbers, they would need almost 1,500 dead at this point in time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)

814 Village Idiot's Apprentice

That is good news. We need every CVN.

Ok guysNAVSEASYSCOM, now do the Ford and it's weapons elevators and catapult.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

815 Leftists are fucked in the head.

What's weird, is after they've fucked something up, they then claim they will repair said fuckedupedness by doubling down, and increasing spending, as if more money to force feed more leftism will solve the problem. And people get fooled, and vote for them.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2019 06:22 AM (Br0CP)

816 I'm not saying I agree with it, but it's not nearly as bad as some people make it out to be.
Posted by: SFGoth

What if I just put everyone one a long term Airbnb. If their credit card can't handle a three month hold, no bueno.

Posted by: Jean at November 15, 2019 06:22 AM (1nXyh)

817 Chicago currently has 456 murders, year-to-date.

To equal B'More's numbers, they would need almost 1,500 dead at this point in time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Whoo Hoo!
We're not as bad as Baltimore at least!!

...Mayor Lightfoot...

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2019 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

818 Leftists are fucked in the head.

What's weird, is after they've fucked something up, they then claim they will repair said fuckedupedness by doubling down, and increasing spending, as if more money to force feed more leftism will solve the problem. And people get fooled, and vote for them.
Posted by: Common Tater

Well, then we just need more money.
Easy Peasy!

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2019 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

819 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Is Baltimore's population shrinking at a faster rate that CA? I would expect people and businesses to flee.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

820 815 Leftists are fucked in the head.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2019 06:22 AM (Br0CP)

My relatives are well-educated and decent people. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM hates Trump. I'm really tired of it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:28 AM (H8QX8)

821 The emails from Tlaib to her campaign staff begging for money for her personal expenses were classic grifting bitch.

Putting the koran into campaign finance law.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 06:28 AM (6LZkj)

822 796 Yovanovitch is going to shed a bunch of tears today as Jordan reduces her to a puddle.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 06:04 AM (6LZkj)

We can sell coffee mugs labeled "Deep State Tears."

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 15, 2019 06:30 AM (dH/BH)

823 NaCly, wishing you a Glorious day.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2019 06:30 AM (6LZkj)

824 If it weren't for MSM cover, we would have plenty of MOON MOON Obama material.

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2019 06:31 AM (MxEKc)

825 It's going to be a tough day today.

I'll have to bid a sad farewell to my coffee pot. It has served me well for 16 years, but fell to the floor yesterday and broke the water reservoir.

I be going to Bed Bath and BeYYYYoonnddd to look for a new one.

Sniff

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2019 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

826 " as if more money to force feed more leftism will solve the problem. And people get fooled, and vote for them.
Posted by: Common Tater

Well, then we just need more money.
Easy Peasy!"

So let me share another Maryland story.

The Kirwan Commission has come forth with a plan to pole vault Maryland education from roughly the middle of the pack for US State school standings to being number one on the planet.


Four point some BILLION dollars will be required.
And no plan in place for how to fund it other than opening up revenue streams through legalizing sports betting, and legalization of recreational marijuana.

This was an actual question asked of one of uur State leaders:

"Who felt that it was a good idea to set a requirement that blows right past being the number one education system in the nation, and shooting for #1 in the world?"

"You have no plan for funding other than increasing access and taxation of activities which have the potential to harm more of society. Have you considered maybe lowering the drinking age back down to 18, in order to increase alcohol sales, and generate more education funding income"

Trust me, it was asked.

You could hear a pin drop.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

827 My relatives are well-educated and decent people.

Well it's certainly complicated, and worthy of a discussion in of itself, but I would check your premises. Undoubtedly your relatives are well credentialed.

The democratization of higher education has resulted in the collapse of standards across the board. Pseudo-intellectual quacks have embedded themselves like ticks in business and academia. I'm not anti-intellectual. Far from it. It's just that the people who claim to be our betters, who hold all the high ground, turn out to be some real stupid motherfuckers.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2019 06:34 AM (Br0CP)

828 I be going to Bed Bath and BeYYYYoonnddd to look for a new one.

Stay out of Bed, Bath and BO.

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 06:37 AM (arJlL)

829 Well educated doesn't necessarily mean smart. Some of the dumbest people I ever met are "educators".

Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2019 06:37 AM (Tnijr)

830 815 Leftists are fucked in the head.

What's weird, is after they've fucked something up, they then claim they will repair said fuckedupedness by doubling down, and increasing spending, as if more money to force feed more leftism will solve the problem. And people get fooled, and vote for them.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2019 06:22 AM (Br0CP)

I watched a youtube from Jordan Peterson on IQ. As he pointed out about 10% to 12% of our society have an IQ of less than 83 (about 2 standard deviations) and basically cannot function in society. And pouring out cash to them is not really an answer. We have known this since WWI and yet no one wants to talk about this.

American are generous and were willing to spend money on Medicaid for poor women and children. Then Medicaid was turned into a free for all for working single adults. Every government program will be abused by government employees and citizens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

831 "Well it's certainly complicated, and worthy of a discussion in of itself, but I would check your premises. Undoubtedly your relatives are well credentialed. "

This.


No insult to relatives intended.

But honestly, where do most of our stupidest ideas for government, society, poverty and crime reduction seem to be coming from?

Those folk what have some form of higher education after their names.

Experts, if you listen to them.

Folk who genuinely believe in the existence of a female penis.

And that peace will rule the planet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:40 AM (cqNba)

832 Morning All

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2019 06:40 AM (V+Su2)

833 G'morning, Doc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

834 IMHO, don't go to mom's. Stay home and watch your husband like a hawk.
Or buy more life insurance.

Posted by: JAS at November 15, 2019 06:41 AM (DBGf/)

835 Common Tater

Good point.

Try being hired in the Education system as a known deplorable. No teachers from the Age of Reason needed. Not happening.

I envision a world of Marching Morons, where the stupid are supported by a few competent people. But then I look at CA, and worry.

My solution is to go around the system. Our Constitution Bee does it for civics, and my startup can do it for home-schooled science.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

836 Time for work preps.

Have a blessed day, everyone.

May no YOLO Darwin Award candidate approach your vehicle, unless you are driving a M1126 Stryker. Then, Game On!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2019 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

837 But it's Friday. I didn't think Congress was in session on Fridays.

Posted by: JAS at November 15, 2019 06:43 AM (DBGf/)

838 815 Leftists are fucked in the head.



Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2019 06:22 AM (Br0CP)



My relatives are well-educated and decent people. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM hates Trump. I'm really tired of it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:28 AM (H8QX

Do they ever explain their thinking and the long game? I could see someone disliking Trump's style, abrasiveness, and sometimes unnecessary divisiveness. I could see someone pinning for the days of Reagan or Eisenhower. But what a don't get are normals who hate Trump and think the way to go is full on lefty, progressive, statist, socialism. That is the thing I can never understand.

This is not a popularity or Miss Congeniality contest. Are people really willing to give up the American experiment because they don't happen to like the head of the Executive Branch? Are they willing to give up the 1A and 2A, among other amendments, because Trump can be abrasive and caustic?
He has governed much more calmly than he speaks. His bark is worse than his bite. He has given us conservative/originalist judges. He has started not a single war. The economy is booming. Funny, when Clinton had all his issues, he knew and said, "It is the economy, stupid!". But for some reason the great economy is a given to so many now. It doesn't help Trump because, well, Trump.

Do they even know what a president does? He is not our wing man, he is not our best bud. If we are not in a major war and the economy is doing ok, he is pretty much doing his job. But no, with Trump, there are no metrics that matter but hating him. Who cares if people are doing well if we think he is a bad guy.

Well, grow up people. If you are willing to overthrow the nation our betters gave us because you don't like the guy in office, then we are in big trouble. If people are willing to start tearing up the Constitution because they don't like one guy, then what allegiance to the Constitution did they have in the first place? This is not cool JFK vs meanie Nixon. This is continuing the American Experiment vs blowing the whole thing up. And tearing the nation apart.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 06:43 AM (n13/j)

839 G'morning, Doc.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

cold and rainy down here in Portsmouth but still a Fine Navy Day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2019 06:45 AM (V+Su2)

840 Sargon said about Corbyn: "The Tyrant loves the foreigner". Very succinct. Is that Aristotle?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2019 06:46 AM (LxTcq)

841 cold and rainy down here in Portsmouth but still a Fine Navy Day

"In the early mornin' rain.........."

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 06:46 AM (arJlL)

842 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)

843 My relatives are well-educated and decent people. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM hates Trump. I'm really tired of it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:28 AM (H8QX

I think it is the fact that PDT is a doer and not a sayer. The common ideas of educated people is for people to think, talk, think, talk, study, and then maybe try to do something.

Anyone with letters after their name is going to naturally reject this and say these actions are rash and unresearched.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

844 Anyone with letters after their name is going to naturally reject this and say these actions are rash and unresearched.
Posted by: rhennigantx

You mean like common sense laws?

Sorry, we need at least one multi billion dollar 10 year study and focus group for that

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2019 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

845 @831 That is very well said, and so true. The highly-lettered are the priests and little gods of the Leftist faith. If only us rubes could see it and cooperate!

Posted by: lizabth at November 15, 2019 06:50 AM (L3Rsz)

846 Breitbart demonstrates how to shoot yourself in the ass.

https://tinyurl.com/v6luc99

Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2019 06:51 AM (Tnijr)

847 Tomorrow's headline: "Male Republican Bully Picks on Poor Widder Woman"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 06:11 AM (7rVsF)

Then she is not tough enough if she breaks down crying. Fire her for crying.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2019 06:52 AM (Z3oWA)

848 Good morning!

I hope today's 'impeachment hearing', whatever the fuck that means, is full of epic fail like Wednesdays was. It's good to see Pelosi so invested in this dumbassery that she's gonna see it through and demonstrate for everyone how shallow and stupid the democrats, the MSM, and the deep state really are.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 15, 2019 06:53 AM (hkouz)

849

What's this?

Rudy Giuliani is officially under federal investigation?
These banana republic clowns need to disappear.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2019 06:54 AM (grBhu)

850 America doesn't need more laws, that is the democrat play. There are exception such as abortion but really new laws don't do a thing The problem is society. I don't want everyone to think the same, that would be boring and unhelpful. But there was a time when the vast majority loved this country and called it the land of opportunity. If we only got back to that we would be better off by miles and the liberal fascists would be out of business.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 06:54 AM (n13/j)

851 As of Thursday, over 450 rockets have been indiscriminately fired from Gaza into densely-populated Israeli cities.

WE NEED TO STOP ALL PALESTINIAN AID!!!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

852 847 Tomorrow's headline: "Male Republican Bully Picks on Poor Widder Woman"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2019 06:11 AM (7rVsF)

Then she is not tough enough if she breaks down crying. Fire her for crying.
Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2019 06:52 AM (Z3oWA)

PBS was hoping for tears saying it added to the truth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2019 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

853 Has anyone noticed that Moon Moon is basically the Carl of the Animal kingdom?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 06:59 AM (cqNba)

854
Do they even know what a president does? He is not our wing man, he is not our best bud. If we are not in a major war and the economy is doing ok, he is pretty much doing his job. But no, with Trump, there are no metrics that matter but hating him. Who cares if people are doing well if we think he is a bad guy.


How devoid of meaning and purpose must people's lives be that they obsess over whoever happens to be President? Have they no goals, plans or aspirations of their own toward which they are working? So many spend their days with gritted teeth, apparently, and posting link after link, comment after comment, and all about #OrangeManBad. Being joyless and humorless scolds is their preferred lot in life. Good luck with that.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 15, 2019 06:59 AM (pNxlR)

855 She joined an outfit that was at war with the US. That is one thing that can have your citizenship revoked.

So that pretty much eliminates most of the Demonic Party leadership from having US citizenship.

When can we deport them, and to where?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 15, 2019 07:09 AM (A7Sfu)

856 My sisters friend heard from a guy who knows a Swedish chick that this all works in Sweden.

And since hearsay evidence is better than direct evidence, we should try that shit here.

Posted by: jsg at November 15, 2019 07:11 AM (r2PYJ)

857 How devoid of meaning and purpose must people's
lives be that they obsess over whoever happens to be President? Have
they no goals, plans or aspirations of their own toward which they are
working? So many spend their days with gritted teeth, apparently, and
posting link after link, comment after comment, and all about
#OrangeManBad. Being joyless and humorless scolds is their preferred lot
in life. Good luck with that.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 15, 2019 06:59 AM (pNxlR)

It is a horrible way to go through life. I admit there were some R's that hated Obama and obsessed over it. I saw online that many lefties were so upset about Bush that they could not get out of bed in the morning. Could you imagine someone living on the plains that was so upset about Polk that they would not get out of bed and chop wood for the fire?
I have mentioned this before but it has stuck with me. The night Trump won Colbert said Americans should not focus on national politics daily. We are supposed to come together every four years and vote. Then we have to get on with our lives. It is not healthy to focus on politics as we have so much else to do to make our lives better. That is a major paraphrase but that is what I got from his speech.

He belied that statement with every single thing he has done and said since that moment.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2019 07:13 AM (n13/j)

858 Obama goon and Trump hater Marie Yovanovitch will 'testify' today. Expect a litany of tears and lies.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2019 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

859 "And since hearsay evidence is better than direct evidence, we should try that shit here."

Hearsay evidence is best evidence

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2019 07:14 AM (cqNba)

860 JJ is here

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 15, 2019 07:15 AM (xQfPr)

861 Hearsay evidence is best evidence

That's what I heard !!!

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2019 07:16 AM (arJlL)

862 CNN had an article based on a leaked memo where SecDef Esper explained to POTUS that his idea to build a 30-foot deep trench at the border to stop migrants was unfeasible ( too expensive and to long to build.). Anyways, I thought what news value was in that story? Seems like gossip column stiff or an anecdote in a book, not news story. And who the heck would leak that?

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 15, 2019 07:21 AM (Xqo6t)

863 Is there a link to this? If so, I can't find it; but my eyesight is getting worse.

Posted by: Bilwick at November 16, 2019 03:02 PM (kx9QW)

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