"South Park" Mocks Trans "Women" Beating the Hell Out of Actual Women in Sporting Competitions

The trans "woman" in the show, who is clearly based on pro wrestler Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, used to be identify as a man two weeks before the competition.

He beats the hell out of the actual women.

The trans "woman" calls himself "Heather Swanson."

PC Principal's girlfriend and mother of his PC Babies, Vice Principal Strong Woman, sought to defend her title at the Strong Woman Competition, but not all went as planned when a trans athlete in the mold of former WWF wrestler Macho Man joined in and beat up on the competition...

Perry: Okay, Heather Swanson is actually joining us now. Ms. Swanson, how does it feel to be competing today?

Heather: I can't tell you how free I feel now that I've started identifying as a woman. Now that I can compete as female, I'm ready to smash the other girls!

Perry: And is it correct you just starting identifying as female two weeks ago?

Heather: I'm not here to talk about my transition. I'm here to kick some [bleep] ass. Let me tell you something, Dingleberry

Perry: David Perry.

Heather: I'm gonna roll up the other women here, and I'm gonna smoke 'em. I am the strongest woman this state has ever seen!

The character "PC Principle" apparently has a children called "the PC Babies," and the show makes a joke of noting that the "PC babies" will be upset that he dared to challenge a trans "woman's" claim to be a female athlete.

Full episode here, a couple of clips below.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:08 PM




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1 Ohhhhhh Yeah

Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (fo8C+)

2 *SNICKER*

Gotta love South Park. I'm not a huge fan, but they're about the only modern satirists who are worth a damn anymore. At least they TRY, unlike those previously not-ready-for-prime-time players on SNL.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (rP4OC)

3 My first post and first first

Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)

4 Ah, "south park conservatives", eh?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (xptlg)

5 Snap in to a Slim Jim.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (3sOO0)

6 I have never seen South Park. I have never wanted to see South Park.

Well done South Park.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (w4SS9)

7 I miss the animated news reels from Taiwan.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (Vy7tf)

8
Trans Women = Confused Man

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

9 Girthy

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

10 Is there ANYBODY else who continues to get away with poking the eye of leftists / liberals? Apparently there is money in it, but only South Park goes there?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (xptlg)

11 The trans "woman" in the show, who is clearly based on pro wrestler Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, used to be identify as a man two weeks before the competition.

He beats the hell out of the actual women.

The trans "woman" calls himself "Heather Swanson." Fallon Fox.


Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (qBbz7)

12 First!...one who watched the videos.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (JUOKG)

13 Principal not principle.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (RH5tO)

14 About ten years ago they mocked the absurdity of the trans movement by having Kyle's father transition to a dolphin.

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (Izzlo)

15 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)


It's all down hill from here.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)

16 SNAP INTO A NEW THREAD!


Ooooh, YeeeeAH!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (4esN9)

17 3
My first post and first first



Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)


Well done! That's a feat!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (rP4OC)

18 Because the principal is your pal...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (rBM1Q)

19 Every time I've tried to was SP, I couldn't understand what any of the characters were saying. I suppose it's funny, but I have no idea.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (HaL55)

20 Strongwoman 503 looks kinda hot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (r+sAi)

21 Reminds me of when Cartman wanted to compete in the Special Olympics. He still lost.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

22 I apologize for swiping this from a Moron without remembering whom to credit:

Trannies in sports

Women need to quit crying about the trannies in sports, they put them there.

It wasn't a bunch of dudes at Buffalo Wild Wings saying "Ah, c'mon. Let Bill put on a dress and play" while chomping down on wings and swilling beer.

It was a bunch of women and fruit-loops that were calling the normals horrible patriarchal overlords that demanded that we call the weirdos Loretta.

Not my circus, not my clowns.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (qBbz7)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (arJlL)

24 David Brooks on the fainting couch while Billi Krystal furiously fans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (DY37T)

25 he's coming straight for me!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (Zvj7s)

26 I have never seen South Park. I have never wanted to see South Park.

Well done South Park.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (w4SS9)


My son watches it when he visits. There is a lot of cringe moments but they go after everybody. It is refreshing in a perverse sort of way.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (aS1PU)

27 South Park has challenged the trans-idoicy before, with an episode they did in 2005 titled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".

This is the episode where Kyle feels like he's a tall black man ,because he likes basketball, and finds a doctor who "transforms" him into one. Let's just say that it doesn't end well. Neither does Kyle's dad, who "becomes" a dolphin because he feels like he's one.

Not to mention this is the episode where Mr Garrison "becomes" a woman, hence the episode's title.

https://tinyurl.com/somfu5q

This may be one of the SP episodes "willowed" by CC.

Posted by: The Institute at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (LhK3i)

28 After a few years, we may end up back at where sports always should have been - men's sports only. Because we quickly will move to where we have Men's Sports, and Tranny sports, there's no room for actual women anymore. But nobody wants to watch tranny's prance it up, especially not the pervs who thought it was cool to watch two women fighting.

So, women's sports will become tranny sports, and tranny sports will die, and we'll be back where we started off, Men's Sports Only. (tranny's won't compete there because if they could have done that, they wouldn't have become tranny's in the first place.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)

29 'Trans' is an ancient Greek prefix meaning 'not a'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

30 Eek, a Penis!

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

31 This may be one of the SP episodes "willowed" by CC.

Posted by: The Institute at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (LhK3i)


It absolutely will be.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (rP4OC)

32 Oh my gawd! Did Heather kill Kenny?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (DY37T)

33 Very much lolgf for me. Could not care less about girl sports so this is all comedy. You want equality ladies you got it good and hard.

Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (RH5tO)

34
South Park has challenged the trans-idoicy before, with an episode they did in 2005 titled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".

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I cant wait to get knocked up so I can get an abortion!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

35 10 Is there ANYBODY else who continues to get away with poking the eye of leftists / liberals? Apparently there is money in it, but only South Park goes there?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore

I think a lot of the PC prudes would like to, but are scared of ending up on next week's episode getting cornholed and shit on by Mr. Garrison.

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (nFwvY)

36 My first post and first first
>>You peaked too soon

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (754s8)

37 So, women's sports will become tranny sports, and tranny sports will die, and we'll be back where we started off, Men's Sports Only.

The Circle of LLLL IIII FFFF EEEE ...

Posted by: not Elton John ... at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (LPnfS)

38 Is it just coincidence that Mitt Romney chose "Heather Swanson" as his new twitter pseudonym? Yeah, probably pure coincidence.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (NVYyb)

39 It is absolutely insane to allow trans women to compete in sports against real women.

I play tennis against both men and women, and men usually win due to superior size and strength.

I would never consent to play in official competition against a trans woman.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (TdMsT)

40 >>South Park has challenged the trans-idoicy before, with an episode they did in 2005 titled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".



Eek a Penis!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (4esN9)

41 I never watched much SouthPark, but the Lord of the Rings episode made me laugh til I cried!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:17 PM (Kpl3J)

42 Watched the content.

I laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 14, 2019 03:17 PM (6/uwW)

43 i only watch motorsports now. that doesn't include nascar. that is now the joe gibbs racing for dollars toyota benefit series. fuck joe gibbs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 03:17 PM (KP5rU)

44 It was a bunch of women and fruit-loops that were calling the normals horrible patriarchal overlords that demanded that we call the weirdos Loretta.

Not my circus, not my clowns.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (qBbz7)

And strangely, its the exact same people who forced all the Circuses to shut down.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 03:17 PM (NgKpN)

45 >>I cant wait to get knocked up so I can get an abortion!!!


'How am I supposed to be a woman if I can't bleed out of my snooch!?'

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (4esN9)

46 36
My first post and first first
>>You peaked too soon


Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (754s


Let's face it - once you start posting at the HQ, it's all downhill from there. Better to start at a high point so you have further to travel before you really hit the weeds and dead hobos at the bottom of the slope.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (rP4OC)

47 Huh. So... catering to nutjob delusions is a really, really fucking Bad Idea.

Who knew?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (N/VM0)

48 So, women's sports will become tranny sports, and tranny sports will
die, and we'll be back where we started off, Men's Sports Only.


*snicker*
Sure thing.

Posted by: Title IX at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (Y+/QX)

49 Pretty funny when they're in the boxing ring.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

50 A high school team from TX beat the **world champion** US women soccer team by a score of 5-1. That tells you anything and everything you ever need to know about womens sports.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (RH5tO)

51 Full episode here, a couple of clips below.

Is it just me, or does EVERYONE see just a looooong blank white space after that?

Posted by: Al Franke, Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan and that guy from The Love Boat at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)

52 Yeah I don't want to hear any women complaining about dudes in women's sports after pushing this crap at us for half a decade now. You wanted it? Well now you got it. Enjoy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

53 Bring in the Mecha Barbara Streisand!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (DY37T)

54 Just be sure your penis's preferred pronoun isn't "Kenny".

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (h4eZh)

55 Oops -- off "Al Franke, Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan and that guy from The Love Boat" misspelled sock.

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)

56 In a related story, Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

From The Bee:

https://tinyurl.com/y6npwmub

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (Izzlo)

57 52 Yeah I don't want to hear any women complaining about dudes in women's sports after pushing this crap at us for half a decade now. You wanted it? Well now you got it. Enjoy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (KZzsI)


I sure as heck didn't ask for it!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (TdMsT)

58 Womens sports are fine. They shouldn't have crazy men in them pretending to be women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

59 The next summer Olympics should be lively. LOLGF

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (Pzzpr)

60 51 Full episode here, a couple of clips below.

Is it just me, or does EVERYONE see just a looooong blank white space after that?
Posted by: Al Franke, Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan and that guy from The Love Boat at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)


Looooong blank space here, using Chrome on a Windows desktop.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

61 Womens sports are fine. They shouldn't have crazy men in them pretending to be women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

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^THIS^

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

62 >>Womens sports are fine.


This.


Everyone loves Fundamentals.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (4esN9)

63 David Brooks on the fainting couch while Billi Krystal furiously fans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM


You spelled "faps" wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (ejd/p)

64 50 A high school team from TX beat the **world champion** US women soccer team by a score of 5-1. That tells you anything and everything you ever need to know about womens sports.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member


not really as a high school team would have 17 & 18 year olds on it. they got beat by 14 year olds.

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (nFwvY)

65 A mental illness identifying as a civil right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

66 the local arcade has a South Park pinball machine that I like to play.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (DJFLF)

67 Women getting the shit kicked out of them by trannies seems like box office gold. I'd watch that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM (yRAFu)

68
Not my circus, not my clowns.+++++
My go to response for all the whacked-out crap that's happening these daze.

Posted by: Old Dude at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM (LGXGf)

69 >>the local arcade has a South Park pinball machine that I like to play.


That's a pretty good game. Shallow Rule Set. But fun callouts.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM (4esN9)

70 52
Yeah I don't want to hear any women complaining about dudes in women's
sports after pushing this crap at us for half a decade now. You wanted
it? Well now you got it. Enjoy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (KZzsI)


I only feel bad for some of the competitors. They didn't sign up for this - it was thrust on them by obnoxious hagbags who couldn't jog half a block to the nearest Starbucks without getting winded, and preening twats like that idiot soccer player who thinks she's such hot shit that ruining the world of women's sports won't touch her.

LOLGF, sugartits.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (rP4OC)

71 A high school team from TX beat the **world
champion** US women soccer team by a score of 5-1. That tells you
anything and everything you ever need to know about womens sports.


Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM

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As long as they don't mess with women's volleyball I am cool.


That is my line in the sand.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)

72 Where's Mr. Mackey? Oh, right. He's busy in DC running "impeachment" hearings.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

73 NAP TIME !

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (arJlL)

74 The next Olympics are going to be just like the Olympics were back in the 1970s and 80s, when the Soviet women won all the medals.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (h4eZh)

75 The next summer Olympics should be lively. LOLGF


Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (Pzzpr)


Like the Warsaw Pact never went away.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

76 Mockery works. It's how the New Left took over. Anyone remember all those comedy flicks from the 1970s-1980s where a ragtag group of losers with flip attitudes took on the rich WASP squares and always won in the end? That's what I'm talking about. Caddyshack is probably the best known film depicting this evisceration of the old elite class. Those movies were made to discredit the old WASP elite among the population and it worked.

Although you could probably say that the old elite didn't really care about ruling they just wanted to make money (and they still are).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (j3npP)

77 Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode:

'South Park:' Trump 'Brought Down Moral Meter,' Giuliani 'Treasonous Pig'

https://tinyurl.com/y4xe4hlp

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (1XNk8)

78 Heh..."Springs Evening" sensitive wash.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (u6xw0)

79 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)

---------

Sponge is crying alone in a corner somewhere.

Posted by: G. Gnome at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (al6UK)

80 Yeah I don't want to hear any women complaining about dudes in women's sports after pushing this crap at us for half a decade now. You wanted it? Well now you got it. Enjoy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

You'd think that they'd recognize the error in their thinking and change their mind.

What they'll actually do is push their sons to transition, so they can play the "girl" sports, while push their girls into STEM.

(Not the 'ettes. I know you're the smart ones).

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (KUaJL)

81 >>Women getting the shit kicked out of them by trannies seems like box office gold. I'd watch that.


Win.

Lose.

They are gonna cry anyway. Might as well give'em a reason.

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (4esN9)

82 If a trans man joined a soccer team would you be able to tell?

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (Pzzpr)

83 I wonder if this transwoman sport insanity will swing some suburban moms to the republican side. They spent so much time, money and energy promoting their girlspawn athletic activities, only to have them shunted to the side by a pretend woman?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

84 Randy Savage was the shit. RIP Macho Man. Ooo Yeahhh!

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (q29nF)

85 Men and Women are exactly the same. How many times do we need to be told until we accept it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

86 -
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Women getting the shit kicked out of them by trannies seems like box office gold. I'd watch that.


Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM

-----------------------------

And I'm the bad guy.


Posted by: Bum Fights dude at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (pMGkg)

87 Those clips were hilarious. This is how fcked up we've become as a society because we somehow allowed these people to scare everyone into being called a bigot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (U7cQ/)

88 64

Yeah it was a U15 team. So that much worse. Freshmen and sophomore boys beat the best womens team in the world. Trounced them. And gee I wonder why the women make less than men? A real mystery.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (RH5tO)

89 If a trans man joined a soccer team would you be able to tell?


There would be more scoring.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (Zvj7s)

90 >>Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode:

>'South Park:' Trump 'Brought Down Moral Meter,' Giuliani 'Treasonous Pig'


Who cares? They mock everyone, they get a pass.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (4esN9)

91 I honestly think this is just another message sent by Manhattan Media to force womynz to shut up and fuck their superiors.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (yRAFu)

92 74 The next Olympics are going to be just like the Olympics were back in the 1970s and 80s, when the Soviet women won all the medals.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (h4eZh)


It *is* funny how we seem to be reprising Soviet-style communism, isn't it?

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (7vvoJ)

93 83
I wonder if this transwoman sport insanity will swing some suburban moms
to the republican side. They spent so much time, money and energy
promoting their girlspawn athletic activities, only to have them shunted
to the side by a pretend woman?



Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)


I savor their wine-flavored tears of impotent rage.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (rP4OC)

94
It *is* funny how we seem to be reprising Soviet-style communism, isn't it?
Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (7vvoJ)

Da.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (h4eZh)

95 83 I wonder if this transwoman sport insanity will swing some suburban moms to the republican side. They spent so much time, money and energy promoting their girlspawn athletic activities, only to have them shunted to the side by a pretend woman?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

Why do you think the suburban wine moms are pushing their sons to transition?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (KUaJL)

96 58 Womens sports are fine. They shouldn't have crazy men in them pretending to be women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

Of course, that's what all SANE people think. But women's sports cannot survive crazy men in them pretending to be women - what sane women would want to compete in a "sport" where she's going to be beaten by some mental case man every time, no matter how hard she works?

Young women will quit rather than put up with that. And once young women quit, the pipeline dries up all along the chain of teams.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

97 50 A high school team from TX beat the **world champion** US women soccer team by a score of 5-1. That tells you anything and everything you ever need to know about womens sports.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (RH5tO)


Bikini beach volleyball is not a sport for men.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (CFSlN)

98 Yeah it was a U15 team. So that much worse. Freshmen and sophomore boys beat the best womens team in the world. Trounced them. And gee I wonder why the women make less than men? A real mystery.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (RH5tO)


Did you see their excuse? They weren't really trying, they were just practicing ... something. Losing ignominiously would be my guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Fao6g)

99 Yeah, grew tired of that schtick ages ago. Social commentary is one thing (and they are very good at that), but now SP is about as relevant as Doonesbury.

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Fxgkp)

100
The only sport governing body that seems to be pushing back at all is the Powerlifting federations.

Flat out.... no trannies allowed in the womens division. No fucks given.

They're catching hell for it too.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (8XRCm)

101 As long as they don't mess with women's volleyball I am cool.


That is my line in the sand.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)

I got some bad news for you

https://tinyurl.com/yeta2sld

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Izzlo)

102 I savor their wine-flavored tears of impotent rage.


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (rP4OC)

Yes, little Madison and young Ashley were *never* supposed to go down in defeat, dammit!!!@!

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (DJFLF)

103 my last was snark, just in case...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (r+sAi)

104 I'm of Irish extraction, and I never thought I'd say I've waited longer for anything than the time I spent as a youth waiting on the potatoes. But the IG report STALLING takes even that potato cake. NO MORE WAITING. Issue the damn report, Horowitz

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Fxgkp)

105 I only feel bad for some of the competitors. They didn't sign up for this - it was thrust on them by obnoxious hagbags

Posted by: MWR,


SJW Wine Moms.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (qBbz7)

106 you can keep womens' gymnastics and dancing
also tea ceremonies and flower-arrangement, those are good sports too.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Eg9+v)

107 15 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)

It's all down hill from here.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
=======
Sad, but true. Tomorrow, even being Friday, cannot compete.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (xptlg)

108 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.

Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (U6f/q)

109 Sure South Park attacks Trump but unlike the other "comedy" they at least attack the other side as well

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (KNsKs)

110 I'm OK with it as long as they don't let trannies into Women's Midget Mexican Wrestling.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

111 Randy Savage was the shit. RIP Macho Man. Ooo Yeahhh!

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (q29nF)


Snap into a Slim Jim!

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (Z1ykJ)

112 11 The trans "woman" in the show, who is clearly based on pro wrestler Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, used to be identify as a man two weeks before the competition.

He beats the hell out of the actual women.

The trans "woman" calls himself "Heather Swanson." Fallon Fox.


Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (qBbz7)

Damn near killed his opponent.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (9y70b)

113 -
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Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode:



'South Park:' Trump 'Brought Down Moral Meter,' Giuliani 'Treasonous Pig'



https://tinyurl.com/y4xe4hlp


Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM

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I'm all Yay South Park. They bow to no one. (except Islam sorta that time, but that was more the network that did that, I think)

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (pMGkg)

114 The next Olympics are going to be just like the Olympics were back in the 1970s and 80s, when the Soviet women won all the medals.

No joke. They weren't cheating, they were just ahead of the curve, apparently

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

115 The only sport governing body that seems to be pushing back at all is the Powerlifting federations.

Flat out.... no trannies allowed in the womens division. No fucks given.

They're catching hell for it too.
Posted by: fixerupper


2 to 1 they cave.

Especially after they and their families are doxxed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (qBbz7)

116 76 Mockery works. It's how the New Left took over. Anyone remember all those comedy flicks from the 1970s-1980s where a ragtag group of losers with flip attitudes took on the rich WASP squares and always won in the end? That's what I'm talking about. Caddyshack is probably the best known film depicting this evisceration of the old elite class. Those movies were made to discredit the old WASP elite among the population and it worked.

But Caddyshack was a prophecy about the Rise of Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

117 It *is* funny how we seem to be reprising Soviet-style communism, isn't it?


"Evenink vear. Very nice..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (HaL55)

118 This is funny, sick and sad all at the same time.


America Delenda Est indeed.

Posted by: Huxley's Eye Glass Emporium at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (E1uMk)

119 109

What The Simpsons used to do until around 2010 when it went far far far left. Sadly.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (RH5tO)

120 Never liked South Park, even if they do hit people that should be hit every so often.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (oVJmc)

121 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.

Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.


Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (U6f/q)
........

No cattle rustling?

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

122 I'm all Yay South Park. They bow to no one. (except Islam sorta that time, but that was more the network that did that, I think)

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (pMGkg)

Agreed. They attack all sides, as good comedy should.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (N4xQB)

123 Wait, the governor of Rhode Island is named Raimondo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)

124 106 you can keep womens' gymnastics and dancing
also tea ceremonies and flower-arrangement, those are good sports too.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Eg9+v)

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How generous of you.

You forgot shooting competitions in that list, btw.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (RU4sa)

125 Who cares? They mock everyone, they get a pass.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (4esN9)

I care. Calling Giuliani a "treasonous pig" goes beyond standard mockery. You don't throw "treason" around like that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (1XNk8)

126 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.

That's two different crimes, not just one, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (oVJmc)

127 15 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)


Should we pitch in for an expired can of corned beef for his first hobo hunt?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (Vy7tf)

128 No cattle rustling?
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

Wouldn't that be cattle thievery and buggering?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (ycWCI)

129
I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.



Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.


PDT is guilty of horse'n buggyry? How does that work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (HaL55)

130 people stampeded, cattle raped ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (Zvj7s)

131 100 Powerlifters know from experience that males are just superior at the sport to the point that the highest quartile of women powerlifters is equal to below-average in the men -- if you, as a governor or owner of those sports, have any intention in there being competition that involves women, trans are strictly out.

For womens' sports, it makes sense to draw the line here, because it's a lose/lose situation for them; their only chance is to reject trans people, which risks them getting nuked by the liberals, but that's a chance at survival - tranny ball won't attract enough fans to keep the teams going. (And in many womens' sports it's hard enough as it is.)

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (Eg9+v)

132 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.



Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.

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Trump needs to demand trial by combat.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (KUaJL)

133 I looooved Caddyshack when I was a yuute that played golf at the muni course longing for the day I could play the fancy courses. Now that I do play the nice courses I kinda hate the supposed heroes of the movie and identify more with the uncool old guys. Fucking riff raff get off my green.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (RH5tO)

134 3 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)

Remember, thou art mortal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (ycWCI)

135 106 you can keep womens' gymnastics and dancing
also tea ceremonies and flower-arrangement, those are good sports too.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Eg9+v

Don't forget Olympic ice-scraping.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (Vy7tf)

136 I stand by my assertion. Y'all are OK with them calling Rudy Giuliani a "treasonous pig" then I have nothing more to add.

I was in NY during 9/11. It's personal with me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (1XNk8)

137 John Huntsman Jr is running for Gov here in Utah again. He says we have to compete globally. I guess that means more illegal labor. Damn Mormons will line up to vote for him too, even if that means their kids will have to move to find work. Idaho is looking better every day.

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (Fxgkp)

138 not really as a high school team would have 17 & 18 year olds on it. they got beat by 14 year olds.
Posted by: x

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AGEIST!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (Y4EXg)

139 >>I care. Calling Giuliani a "treasonous pig" goes beyond standard mockery.


There is no standard of mockery.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (4esN9)

140 The only sport governing body that seems to be pushing back at all is the Powerlifting federations.

Flat out.... no trannies allowed in the womens division. No fucks given.

They're catching hell for it too.
Posted by: fixerupper


2 to 1 they cave.

Especially after they and their families are doxxed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (qBbz7)

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I dunno.

Some dude set a bunch of American records in *her* first competition ever.

The governing federation came in, stripped the records, took back their trophies and said, "Sorry ma'am.... youre a dude. Go compete in the mens classes".

Six months have gone by. The policy still stands.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (8XRCm)

141 South Park: The Stick of Truth has the grossest sequence I've ever seen in a video game.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (FNdgl)

142
Should we pitch in for an expired can of corned beef for his first hobo hunt?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (Vy7tf)

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No crutches.

Not the first time.

You hunt the hobo, before the hobo hunts you.

It's just you, him, and two buckets of hot diarrhea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (9zpat)

143 129
I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery


Horse buggery?!

Neighhhhh!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (Vy7tf)

144 -
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"treasonous pig" goes beyond standard mockery

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If SP was standard mockery, no one would watch or give a fuck about the show. That's kinda the whole point of it.

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (pMGkg)

145 Don't forget Olympic ice-scraping.


I enjoy watching the ice sweeping.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (Zvj7s)

146 SMH 's tank turret identifies as a handgun for the shooting competition.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (V1n0s)

147 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)


Should we pitch in for an expired can of corned beef for his first hobo hunt?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (Vy7tf)


I find that Dinty Moore works very well.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (aS1PU)

148 This just proves that women are equal with men in athletic ability and strength ... as long as those "equal" women are (trans) men.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (Cus5s)

149 also tea ceremonies and flower-arrangement, those are good sports too.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Eg9+v)


I really hate to be the one to tell you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Reihoo Critic ... at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (LPnfS)

150 Beans on Toast the night before can give you a refill in that hunt- just sayin...

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (Fxgkp)

151 119 109

What The Simpsons used to do until around 2010 when it went far far far left. Sadly.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (RH5tO)
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The Simpsons started dying around the mid-2000s. I think the rot can be traced back to the episode The Principal and the Pauper, where they completely rewrote Skinner's backstory to make him an imposter.

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (BDZWU)

152 There's a great line somewhere in there, where Macho Man...I mean "Heather"... talks about "I was playing board games before your mom shit you out of her vagina." My new line...

Posted by: pornholio408 at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (iAl7a)

153 135 yeah, got to love them ice scrapes, with what the triple lutz. Nice ladies!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (Eg9+v)

154 If SP was standard mockery, no one would watch or give a fuck about the show. That's kinda the whole point of it.

Posted by: irright


Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (qBbz7)

155 137

Have you been to Boise lately? Illegals everywhere along with CA license plates as far as the eye can see. They are doing to Idaho what they did to Colorado in the 90s and 00s.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (RH5tO)

156 123 Wait, the governor of Rhode Island is named Raimondo?


Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)


The governor of Rhode Island trolls here? That explains a lot about Rhode Island.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

157 It seems that Obama changed everything about comedy.They were literally to in love or too afraid to mock him no matter what he did.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (KNsKs)

158 Sorry.

I give Comedians a very long leash and it goes in any direction they want to take it. It really can't be any other way.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (4esN9)

159 Is it in yet?

Posted by: the horse at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

160 Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.


Didn't they have an episode banned for mocking Mohammid?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (Zvj7s)

161 The governor of Rhode Island trolls here? That explains a lot about Rhode Island.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)
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So what's the deal with Rhode Island anyway? It's not even an island!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (BDZWU)

162 Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode

Meh, they hammer everyone. I don't mind if a few swings come my way with satire if its even handed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

163 Nyla Rose of AEW

google it

she's a man baby

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (FZYNt)

164 Is it in yet?
Posted by: the horse

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Did I hurt you?

No, why?

You moved.

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (Y4EXg)

165 -
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Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.


Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM

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Agreed. Seems like I thought the "Damn Mongolians" thing was a stand-in. Been a while since I saw those.

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (pMGkg)

166 Yes'm, it's really funny that all those schools that had to "allow" girls/womens sports under law, so they could keep their stellar football and/or basketball teams are now off the hook. No need to have female teams at all now that the mentally questionable or just plain greedy boys/men are taking over.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (kXoT0)

167 Rhode Island is a fake Hollywood state, like East Dakota and Idaho.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (Zvj7s)

168 It seems that Obama changed everything about comedy.They were literally to in love or too afraid to mock him no matter what he did.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (KNsKs)
........

Thankfully the Horde didn't let up.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

169 Meh, they hammer everyone. I don't mind if a few swings come my way with satire if its even handed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

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This.

I dont want water carried for either side.

If you are in the news business... report it honestly.

If you are in the parody business.... poke everybody in the eye.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:36 PM (8XRCm)

170 95
83 I wonder if this transwoman sport insanity will swing some suburban
moms to the republican side. They spent so much time, money and energy
promoting their girlspawn athletic activities, only to have them shunted
to the side by a pretend woman?



Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)



Why do you think the suburban wine moms are pushing their sons to transition?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (KUaJL)


It'll REALLY hit the fan when the trannies start infiltrating dance competitions. Wine Moms won't like seeing their little Cady compete against Wanda the Wonder Tranny.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:36 PM (rP4OC)

171 151 Can't say I watched the Simpsons post 2000; in my mind Simpsons was a cartoon that ran in the 90's, and then there was an endless franchise that wen on repeating the style. I feel the same way about Garfield but my sense of where to draw the line between Davis and Paws Inc is less clear.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:36 PM (Eg9+v)

172 There's a sad but slightly amusing side to the story in the Sidebar about the Romanian Columbia Professor who resigned over Political correctness gone amuck. He was in the Acting School and some guy who transitioned to a woman three years previously decided to audition for the acting school with a monologue of Juliet from "Romeo and Juliet"
The professor said, "Why did you choose that? I cannot believe in you as Juliet."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (WI7YS)

173 Meh, they hammer everyone. I don't mind if a few swings come my way with satire if its even handed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

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This.

I dont want water carried for either side.

If you are in the news business... report it honestly.

If you are in the parody business.... poke everybody in the eye.
Posted by: fixerupper


How many times have they hammered islam?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)

174 Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.

They are respectful toward all religious figures (except the one episode they had a bunch of people throw feces at Jesus to make a point about depictions of religious figures being treated differently). But they have mocked Islam in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

175 Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (Pzzpr)

176 146 SMH 's tank turret identifies as a handgun for the shooting competition.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (V1n0s)


USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

177 Looks like someone snapped into his slim jim. Oh yeah!

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo transitioning to Railroad hobo at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (N15H7)

178 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.


Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.



Horse thievery and buggery; activities of which Nancy and Schitt for Brains are well qualified and knowledgeable.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (CFSlN)

179 USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet!

the USS Iowa would get murdered on the turns

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (FZYNt)

180 >>How many times have they hammered islam?


More than once.

Though they got censored by their network for it.

They still mock Islam, they just haven't attempted to show an image of mohammed the fucker of goats.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (4esN9)

181
Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode

Meh, they hammer everyone. I don't mind if a few swings come my way with satire if its even handed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

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Yeah, when they didn't think Trump would win, they laid out a whole story arc making fun of him. When he did, they pulled back, because they could see the unfunny "all the jokes are going to be at Trump's expense" thing coming a mile away.

Funny is funny. And if every comedian in/on/at every show wasn't piling on, there'd be plenty of stuff to make fun of Trump about, and have people laugh instead of just tuning it out.

There are a LOT of comedians (read: nearly all of them) who have little talent, but no they'll be promoted if they just hammer on orangemanbad. Boring.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (9zpat)

182 35 10 Is there ANYBODY else who continues to get away with poking the eye of leftists / liberals? Apparently there is money in it, but only South Park goes there?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore

I think a lot of the PC prudes would like to, but are scared of ending up on next week's episode getting cornholed and shit on by Mr. Garrison.

Posted by: x
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Archer is an equal opportunity offender...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (sA0t4)

183 How many times have they hammered islam?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)

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it happend....

and I think the the network throttled the creative staff back.

I remember a pixelated "Draw Mohammed Day" spooof.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (8XRCm)

184 SP has mocked Islam, Comedy Central censored the episodes, so blame Viacom.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (oZ6kz)

185 Ace you forgot one scene.


When the PC Babies are crying while watching TV, the only way to get them to stop crying was to turn on Anderson Cooper on CNN.



They sure as hell got their shots in on the leftists last night.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (I8FKK)

186 Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (Pzzpr)

In public, yes; in private, of course not.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (htJYU)

187 They next Olympics will be a hoot. I may even watch this time.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (oiNtH)

188 Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?


Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (Pzzpr)


TransGirl maybe.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

189 How many times have they hammered islam?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)

I remember years ago they had an episode banned because they tried to have a Mohammed character teaming up with Jesus, and moslems said "WE KEEL YOU!!!" and then they tried to do it with Mohammed in a Bear Costume so no one could see him, and the network banned that one too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)

190 132 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.



Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.

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Trump needs to demand trial by combat.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (KUaJL)

Time for a second look at legalized duelling?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

191 I don't understand the SP hate by some people here. I mean, I do. You're fully within your right to be offended by some of the stuff they've done.

But if we're at all concerned with taking back culture, we have to support (to some degree) instances where they're taking shots at the left. If you write someone off completely for something they've done, you've said "I'm not in your audience." What incentive do they then have to continue making content that you agree with?

You don't have to go out and buy every episode of South Park because of this one episode or anything like this, but if you're taking a principled stand and avoiding SP altogether and avoiding viewing these instances where the're taking shots at the left, then when they see their episode views and ratings, they'll see the Anti-Trump episodes rated and viewed more highly, and the Anti-Leftist episodes rated and viewed lower. What do you think that makes them want to do more of?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (KUaJL)

192 How many times have they hammered islam?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)

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Repeatedly. They temporarily left the network over that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (9zpat)

193 Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?


Posted by: Galil

if only CornPop had been a chick

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

194 >>Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?


Is Xhe white?

Posted by: Joe Biden Doesn't Sniff Black Women at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (4esN9)

195 174 Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.

They are respectful toward all religious figures (except the one episode they had a bunch of people throw feces at Jesus to make a point about depictions of religious figures being treated differently). But they have mocked Islam in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

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Derka Derka! Muhammad jihad!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (q80AH)

196 the USS Iowa would get murdered on the turns



Posted by: Rick in SK at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (FZYNt)


16" shell says what?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

197 Derka Derka! Muhammad jihad!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (q80AH)

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Team America

Fuck Yeah!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

198 It would have been a lot more funny if they'd reprised this epic fight scene from They Live, with David Keith beating the shit out of a diminutive "female" Zombie Roddy Piper, but that doesn't fit the story, damnit.


https://tinyurl.com/They-Live-Fight

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (IrbWq)

199 Better to start at a high point so you have further to travel before you really hit the weeds and dead hobos at the bottom of the slope.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (rP4OC)

"The slope?" No, that's the bottom of the Barrel. And there's a lot more than weeds and dead hobos in there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (d6Ksn)

200 198 It would have been a lot more funny if they'd reprised this epic fight scene from They Live, with David Keith beating the shit out of a diminutive "female" Zombie Roddy Piper, but that doesn't fit the story, damnit.


https://tinyurl.com/They-Live-Fight

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (IrbWq)

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They already did that between Timmy and Jimmy years back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

201 I don't understand the SP hate by some people here.

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I don't hate them, but I don't really find these clips all that funny.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

202 201 I don't understand the SP hate by some people here.

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I don't hate them, but I don't really find these clips all that funny.
Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

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*jazz hands*

The aristocrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

203 >>Timmy and Jimmy years back.



I liked it when they joined the Crips.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (4esN9)

204 Donald Trump should come out as a Trans Woman next week.

He can demand that Hillary Clinton, George Snuffaliupagus, and Rachel Maddow recognize him as THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT OF THE US.

He could also shout they they are only trying to impeach *her* because of blatant misogyny.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xptlg)

205 173 comedy is a risky art and always has been. There's definitely a line between 'having people laugh at themselves' and 'being cruel'. Southpark doesn't care for this line, which makes the cowing to Islam thing just more pathetic.

My impression of South Park and the genre of cartoons that came out of Adult Swim and Comedy Central (and MTV) is they've perfected the art of being dicks and the shows are really only tolerable when you're on drugs.
I'd say Southpark is brave in making fun of everyone, but my impression is it's just misanthropy. They hit the mark sometimes because they shoot everywhere. That they cowed to Islam shows they're not really brave, they're just deaf.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Eg9+v)

206 203 >>Timmy and Jimmy years back.



I liked it when they joined the Crips.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (4esN9)

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That was great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (q80AH)

207 I've never watched a minute of South Park. I've also never watched Trailer Park Boys.
So, no opinion.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

208 185 Ace you forgot one scene. When the PC Babies are crying while watching TV, the only way to get them to stop crying was to turn on Anderson Cooper on CNN.

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Don't forget the thing that triggered the PC babies..."Mulan." A chick doing everything as a dude, but without actually addressing the gender roles and stereotypes.

Posted by: pornholio408 at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (iAl7a)

209 He can demand that Hillary Clinton, George Snuffaliupagus, and Rachel Maddow recognize him as THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT OF THE US.

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This is an excellent troll. I'd do it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (9zpat)

210 205 That they cowed to Islam shows they're not really brave, they're just deaf.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Eg9+v)

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Viacom cowed. They did not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (q80AH)

211 I like how they're always ripping on Canada.
Don't know why, just find it funny.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

212 I have never seen South Park. I have never wanted to see South Park.

Well done South Park.

Posted by: Just Lily


South Park is awesome, and brutal.

When folks pass away, they always show them winding up in Hell. For instance, when Walter Matthau died years ago, he showed up in the episode that aired just a few days later, wandering around in Hell confused. And Jon Bonnet Ramsey was there as well. Just brutal.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (IrbWq)

213 This adds a whole nother dimension to "being schlonged."

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (2Mnv1)

214 USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (hLRSq)


Been done. In the 1988 Americas Cup New Zealand's Michael Fay challenged with a 90ft monster with a crew of 30.

https://tinyurl.com/uzsuaq8

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (aS1PU)

215
#OrangeWomanBad

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (9zpat)

216 There are a LOT of comedians (read: nearly all of them) who have little talent, but no they'll be promoted if they just hammer on orangemanbad. Boring.

Yeah remember when Bush was president and the lame comedians you can't remember the names of would get an laugh line out of just bashing Bush in some meaningless way? "I'm bombing out here uh... War for oil! Bush is a chimp!"
*wild applause and laughter from LA crowd*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

217 I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

Arresting me for what? I can't stand up for myself? I thought this was America! I thought this was America!

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (BDZWU)

218 The governor of Rhode Island trolls here? That explains a lot about Rhode Island.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

Rhode Island operates like a mafia racket.

If you're connected, you can get away with anything. If you're not, they make up shit along the way to soak you for every permit and fee they can think of.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (U6f/q)

219 When folks pass away, they always show them winding up in Hell. For instance, when Walter Matthau died years ago, he showed up in the episode that aired just a few days later, wandering around in Hell confused. And Jon Bonnet Ramsey was there as well. Just brutal.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (IrbWq)

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Saddam Hussein dating Satan was freaking hilarious.


Erci Cartman hunting hippie infestations is one of my favorite episodes.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (8XRCm)

220 216 There are a LOT of comedians (read: nearly all of them) who have little talent, but no they'll be promoted if they just hammer on orangemanbad. Boring.

Yeah remember when Bush was president and the lame comedians you can't remember the names of would get an laugh line out of just bashing Bush in some meaningless way? "I'm bombing out here uh... War for oil! Bush is a chimp!"
*wild applause and laughter from LA crowd*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

I remember crude, stupid and pointless reference to "bush".

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

221 Saddam Hussein dating Satan was freaking hilarious.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (8XRCm)


Beelzeeboot.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (aS1PU)

222 I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

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Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

223 Every generation has these comedians who just come out to repeat "the joke proper", as Wormwood put it.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (Eg9+v)

224 222 I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

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Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.
Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

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He's already Lorde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

225 The slut off between Paris Hilton and Slave was epic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

226 He's already Lorde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

I am Lorde.

Lorde, Lorde Lorde.

Posted by: Ran- Lorde at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (KUaJL)

227 >>Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.


He's already been a chick. I forget the name. some tweeny aussie pop star.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (4esN9)

228 Lorde!


That's it.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (4esN9)

229 217 I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

Arresting me for what? I can't stand up for myself? I thought this was America! I thought this was America!
Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (BDZWU)

I had to kick a guy out of my bar once for being way too drunk & that's what he yelled back at me. "I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (Izzlo)

230 Chenk for Chongress: because why not replace one chunt with a fatter, dumber chunt?

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (0jZvB)

231 214 "USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race."


That reminds me...

Let's send a congratulations note to the Navy. It's been months since they've run a ship into a freighter.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (U6f/q)

232 Martha Stewart preparing a Turkey for Anal Ingestion was also Comedy Gold.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:49 PM (4esN9)

233 Gab says:

Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE agents from detaining a twice-deported illegal alien. Newton trial court Judge Shelley Richmond Jospeh and court officer Wesley MacGregor were charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, aiding and abetting and obstruction of a federal proceeding.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (CFSlN)

234 219 When folks pass away, they always show them winding up in Hell. For instance, when Walter Matthau died years ago, he showed up in the episode that aired just a few days later, wandering around in Hell confused. And Jon Bonnet Ramsey was there as well. Just brutal.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (IrbWq)

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Saddam Hussein dating Satan was freaking hilarious.


Erci Cartman hunting hippie infestations is one of my favorite episodes.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (8XRCm)

They had to finally defeat the mass hippie music festival by blaring Slayer over the speakers \m/

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (Izzlo)

235 121 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.

Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.


Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (U6f/q)
........

No cattle rustling?
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

As long as it's not horse buggery, I'm okay with it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (RD7QR)

236 >>Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE agents



Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (4esN9)

237 USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019


Already been done: USS Abraham Lincoln, 1995

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (Y+/QX)

238 It's all down hill from here.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
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Sad, but true. Tomorrow, even being Friday, cannot compete.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019


*
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For a Thursday thread . . . this is easily as good as a Friday thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (Ejm1K)

239 SP has created more conservatives than Jonah Goldberg's endless talking to his couch.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (yRAFu)

240 233 Gab says:

Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE agents from detaining a twice-deported illegal alien. Newton trial court Judge Shelley Richmond Jospeh and court officer Wesley MacGregor were charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, aiding and abetting and obstruction of a federal proceeding.
Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (CFSlN)

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"I thought this was Massachusetts!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (q80AH)

241
I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

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Randy is one of my favorites.

When Obama was elected:

https://tinyurl.com/whjtgen

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (9zpat)

242 Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.

Maybe, but the way the South Park guys work, they come up with a concept ("lets mock men in women's sports") and then they come up with a story to show that, then they go "how can we kick this up to overdrive, and go completely over the top?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

243 Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.


He's already been a chick. I forget the name. some tweeny aussie pop star.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (4esN9)

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NAGGERS!!!!! ALL OF YOU !!!!!!

~Stans Dad

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

244 If there is no unfair advantage to competing as your trans sex, where are all of the trans men in men's sports?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 03:53 PM (qkStt)

245 242 Depends on the story structure. They could have done a two-story episode where Randy starts out by getting into bodybuilding and then gets so obsessed with his own body that the only way he can rationalize it is by dressing as a woman. Then, the womens' sports.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:53 PM (Eg9+v)

246 189
How many times have they hammered islam?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)



I remember years ago they had an episode banned because they tried
to have a Mohammed character teaming up with Jesus, and moslems said "WE
KEEL YOU!!!" and then they tried to do it with Mohammed in a Bear
Costume so no one could see him, and the network banned that one too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)


Pre 9-11, SP had Mohammed as a character, but in the post 9-11 era, Viacom has decided to edit out any Mohammed references or images.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at November 14, 2019 03:54 PM (I8FKK)

247 Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.

Maybe, but the way the South Park guys work, they come up with a concept ("lets mock men in women's sports") and then they come up with a story to show that, then they go "how can we kick this up to overdrive, and go completely over the top?"


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In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. Stan just deciding he wanted to compete against women and then winning (maybe because he was tired of losing at something) would have been much more realistic. A normal guy tired of losing to other guys so he decides to beat women.

That is what is going on here. Not obviously superior athletes going after women. But inferior ones.

But who am I to judge. The SP guys are creative, wildly successful, millionaires.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

248 Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE agents from detaining a twice-deported illegal alien. Newton trial court Judge Shelley Richmond Jospeh and court officer Wesley MacGregor were charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, aiding and abetting and obstruction of a federal proceeding.
Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM

Good!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2019 03:54 PM (U7cQ/)

249 NAGGERS!!!!! ALL OF YOU !!!!!!

~Stans Dad

Posted by: fixerupper



"A nagger? Nope, but that last kid was. That's why I want the Deevorce!"

-- Just the punchline.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:55 PM (IrbWq)

250 My only problem with South Park, honestly, is that it's only one show. Every other g-ddamn show on TV, every movie at the theater, every play on Broadway, is SJW-riddled garbage. It's hard to push back against the incessant hatred and indoctrination of the left when the only show that even attempts to make fun of everybody is a past-its-peak cartoon on Comedy Central.



You could say "Archer" does, too, but to a limited extent, and it's nowhere near as ubiquitous as SP.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (rP4OC)

251 BertG, remember that one, right off Pt Loma. Coulda been an epic event, if the collision had occurred. Fog.


The indictment of the MA judge is a tiny eentsy weentsy fraction of what should have been going on for years now, against mayors, cops, council members, county supervisors.


Meh.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (QDnY+)

252 In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. Stan just deciding he wanted to compete against women and then winning (maybe because he was tired of losing at something) would have been much more realistic. A normal guy tired of losing to other guys so he decides to beat women.

I think that would have made the point better, but would it have been as funny? That's their intent, to make a point but be as hilarious as possible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

253 I don't think it's accurate to say SP cowed to islam. They were attempting to mock the self-censorship of the media by using a completely innocuous image of Mohammed to prove a point that our own free speech standards were being subsumed to those of islam. It was the network that wouldn't even allow them to show Mohammed in this context, thus proving their point. They illustrated the ridiculous double standard by having Jesus covered with shit at the end of the episode. I don't know if it's still the case but for years after it aired they wouldn't let it appear online because they didn't want it to appear they were fine with CC censoring their episode. Pre 9/11 they had a "Superfriends" episode that actually had a Muhammed character uncensored.

Posted by: the dandy at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (bR08X)

254 Seeing some quips that Bevin conceded the GOV race in KY. Can anyone confirm?

Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE
agents from detaining a twice-deported illegal alien. Newton trial court
Judge Shelley Richmond Jospeh and court officer Wesley MacGregor were
charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice,
aiding and abetting and obstruction of a federal proceeding.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM


Well, you gotta start somewhere. Might as well be here.

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (77WPm)

255 >>I think that would have made the point better, but would it have been as funny?


No.
The Macho Man joke is in the taunting and bodacious shit-talk.
Women's sports just don't have that. It's all about comity.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (4esN9)

256 There's no way it would have been funny if it were just 'above average dude who wants to win' rather than 'absurdly strong dude who just wants to destroy women for kicks.'

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (Eg9+v)

257 I think that would have made the point better, but would it have been as funny? That's their intent, to make a point but be as hilarious as possible.

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Can we not all agree that the more Randy Marsh, the more funny?

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (sX1BW)

258 250 My only problem with South Park, honestly, is that it's only one show. Every other g-ddamn show on TV, every movie at the theater, every play on Broadway, is SJW-riddled garbage.


And the show currently playing in Washington.
Factoid: Adam Schiff represents Hollywood.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (Vy7tf)

259 NAGGERS!!!!! ALL OF YOU !!!!!!

~Stans Dad
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
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Token - Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!
Stan - He told my dad he was.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (Xvo1a)

260 I'm about the weakest guy I've ever known, but my wife and daughters still come to me to open the pickle jar.

Posted by: Chris M at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (eAZVt)

261 252
I think that would have made the point better, but would it have been as funny? That's their intent, to make a point but be as hilarious as possible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

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I think the satirical point is to make the difference between the men and the women so large as to inspire laughter.

Add in the guy's change of heart only happening two weeks before, and it's comedic gold.

Highlighting the absurdity of the definitions of transgenderism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

262 >>Can we not all agree that the more Randy Marsh, the more funny?

Has anybody seen Stan?


Stan!


STAN!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (4esN9)

263 I guess they are uncovering some election fraud in the KY governor's race. It will be interesting to see if anything comes of it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

264 [
252
In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. Stan
just deciding he wanted to compete against women and then winning (maybe
because he was tired of losing at something) would have been much more
realistic. A normal guy tired of losing to other guys so he decides to
beat women.



I think that would have made the point better, but would it have
been as funny? That's their intent, to make a point but be as hilarious
as possible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI)


Exactly. South Park is rarely about realism, and more about absurdity. It's absolutely absurd that "The Macho Man" Randy Savage identifies as a woman. Yet that's what the characters on teh show (and in real life, btw) are forced to accept or else they're deemed transphobes.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (rP4OC)

265 262 >>Can we not all agree that the more Randy Marsh, the more funny?

Has anybody seen Stan?


Stan!


STAN!
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (4esN9)

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He's got too much tegridy these days.

Tegridy weed....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (q80AH)

266 I'm about the weakest guy I've ever known, but my wife and daughters still come to me to open the pickle jar.
Posted by: Chris M

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Don't forget about the killing of spiders.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Y4EXg)

267 >>Add in the guy's change of heart only happening two weeks before, and it's comedic gold.


'I'm not here to talk about my Transition'

This is about as funny as you can get.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (4esN9)

268 In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. Stan just deciding he wanted to compete against women and then winning (maybe because he was tired of losing at something) would have been much more realistic. A normal guy tired of losing to other guys so he decides to beat women.

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Sure, that's more realistic because that's where we are right now, but there's no logical discontinuity to get from here to what they portrayed on the show.

The absurdist humor of South Park needs to show you the most extreme version of the thing to work.

And I think it's more effective this way, because when the SJW scolds say "OMG, this is so hateful?" they can't actually explain why it's different than what they're advocating for.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (KUaJL)

269 One hilarious episode is SP attempting to stop the invasion of Jersey Shore people and Randy calls in Al Qaeda to suicide bomb them with airplanes. Then they have a press conference to thank bin Laden and a Navy SEAL drops in from the ceiling and shoots him in the head.

Posted by: the dandy at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (bR08X)

270 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (4esN9)

271
Cesar Millan traning Cartman to behave is another episode I love.

Not so much edgy but truly hilarious.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (8XRCm)

272 OT but the CBD mystery from the ONT about HRC going to England has been solved. She met with Prince William.

Posted by: artemis at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (AwPyG)

273 think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.



Nah. I read the article that quoted Palsi. After some denture sucking she said the bribery was with holding money to investigate Biden jr. Same (suck suck) shit, different (click suck) word to try to create a fake "crime."

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (nRWPy)

274 264
Exactly. South Park is rarely about realism, and more about absurdity. It's absolutely absurd that "The Macho Man" Randy Savage identifies as a woman. Yet that's what the characters on teh show (and in real life, btw) are forced to accept or else they're deemed transphobes.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (rP4OC)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWcGT2jmHns

Mr. Garrison being as flamboyantly gay as possible in order to try and get fired and sue the school district.

He ends up at the death camp of tolerance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (q80AH)

275 No.
The Macho Man joke is in the taunting and bodacious shit-talk.
Women's sports just don't have that. It's all about comity.

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Stan talking shit would have been hilarious.

The real way to go was to start with Stan, but then as Stan was dominating women's sports, he had to face off in the "finals" against the Macho Man. Have audience conversation like this:

"I didn't realize how awesome women's sports was, but this guy is totally going to kick this guy's ass."

"It's what men's sports used to be before the pussified it."

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (sX1BW)

276 59 The next summer Olympics should be lively. LOLGF
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (Pzzpr)

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Right before the presidential election, too. I'm wondering how this will play out.

Right now a lot of apolitical people aren't aware of this stuff, or they dismiss it as just a handful of freaks. I've talked to people who simply refuse to believe stuff like this will ever infect "real" sports, just because the idea is so self-refutingly insane.

Will be interesting to see the reactions when it's broadcast on TV to the entire world.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (R1mDg)

277 260 Recently, there was a jar of vinegar even I, with my crushing grip, could not open. So I used plumbing pliers. It made me wonder why the women don't just use pliers.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (Eg9+v)

278 From a previous thread
Mnw posted this:

Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!

A simple majority in the Senate can opt for a secret ballot, & the DEMs figure they can find 3 brave GOPe who will put country ahead of party & vote with DEMs for a secret ballot.

They say Romney, Murkowski & a traitor to be named later. They could be right about this, too.

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This is highly unlikely if you ask me.

Also, this would most likely force mitch to shitcan the whole thing

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (NxIci)

279 Stan talking shit would have been hilarious.

The real way to go was to start with Stan, but then as Stan

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And by Stan, I mean Stan's dad.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (sX1BW)

280 Is Lingerie Football still available? I liked that a lot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (yRAFu)

281 I'm about the weakest guy I've ever known, but my wife and daughters still come to me to open the pickle jar.
Posted by: Chris M

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Don't forget about the killing of spiders.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Y4EXg)

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You kids and your euphemisms....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

282 I'm about the weakest guy I've ever known, but my wife and daughters still come to me to open the pickle jar.



Posted by: Chris M at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (eAZVt)

The US Women's National Soccer team, the undisputed top of the heap amonth national teams in Women's Soccer... regularly trains against 9th-grade boys "select" (local, statewide at best) teams... and, best I can see, have yet to beat any of them in a scrimmage.
But yeah, no differences between the sexes. None. Crazy talk to suggest otherwise.

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (77WPm)

283 OT but the CBD mystery from the ONT about HRC going to England has been solved. She met with Prince William.
Posted by: artemis

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Enlisting William to silence Andrew about his trips to pedo island?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (Y4EXg)

284 Was that the episode where they grew a replacement penis on a mouse's back and the mouse escaped and a mouse with a penis on it's back was running around the town?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (xfb67)

285 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM


Especially Chef's salty chocolate balls.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (ejd/p)

286 284 Was that the episode where they grew a replacement penis on a mouse's back and the mouse escaped and a mouse with a penis on it's back was running around the town?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (xfb67)

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You can fight that little mouse in The Stick of Truth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (q80AH)

287 Puh. Tap that pickle jar with the handle end of a knife and no need for guy hands.

But you may not want them to know.

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (nRWPy)

288 285 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM

Especially Chef's salty chocolate balls.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (ejd/p)

If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

289 Sharon -

Have you seen my Creme Fraich?

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (4esN9)

290 Moments before news of the shooting broke, Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn., was on the Senate floor calling on his colleagues to bring up a universal background checks bill that was passed by the House earlier this year.

He asked for unanimous consent to pass the legislation dubbed the "Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2019" that would establish new background check requirements for firearm transfers between private parties. The House approved of the measure in February in a 240-90 vote.

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Yeah, if that kid had had to pass a background check, this'd never have happened.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

291 >>Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!

You know what doesn't happen in the Senate? Rules getting voted on without Cocaine Mitch allowing them to be voted on.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (ZLI7S)

292 289 Sharon -

Have you seen my Creme Fraich?
Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (4esN9)

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*receives handjob*

"Oh, no hun...cooking's gay."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH)

293 191I don't understand the SP hate by some people here. I mean, I do. You're fully within your right to be offended by some of the stuff they've done.

But if we're at all concerned with taking back culture, we have to support (to some degree) instances where they're taking shots at the left. If you write someone off completely for something they've done, you've said "I'm not in your audience." What incentive do they then have to continue making content that you agree with?

You don't have to go out and buy every episode of South Park because of this one episode or anything like this, but if you're taking a principled stand and avoiding SP altogether and avoiding viewing these instances where the're taking shots at the left, then when they see their episode views and ratings, they'll see the Anti-Trump episodes rated and viewed more highly, and the Anti-Leftist episodes rated and viewed lower. What do you think that makes them want to do more of?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (KUaJL)

I agree, I think they waste too much time on Trump only because Trump is mocked on 98% of any "comedy" show remotely political. You really can't cleverly satirize someone who's been satirized 80 million times already. It just feels old hat and I can get that anywhere.

That said, they left Obama alone (mockery wise) and pretty much did the same thing for Bush so "they mock everybody" theory doesn't hold up.

Did they hate Trump personally, think he had no chance and figured the Mr Garrison Trump arc was a 1 season arc and now they've written themselves into a corner they can't possibly write their way out of? Yes, yes they did.

The show peaked in Season 19 with PC Principal. I loved that season/arc, especially "Stunning and Brave"

Posted by: Danintexas at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (8ygUn)

294 I saw a 1984 Johnny Carson monologue where he basically states that Prince Andrews was a pedo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (yRAFu)

295 BertG, remember that one, right off Pt Loma. Coulda been an epic event, if the collision had occurred. Fog.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM


LOL, I was there. The news put out that they were trying to find a clearing in the fog to airlift people ashore, but I know for a fact that was a cover story. It was never publicized, but people got relieved for cause. What *actually* happened I don't believe I can say publicly.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (Y+/QX)

296 Young women will quit rather than put up with that. And once young women quit, the pipeline dries up all along the chain of teams.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

I'm crushed, I tell you. Crushed by it.

*snickers*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (j3npP)

297 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (4esN9)
........

You're gonna need a bigger microwave.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

298 'Quiet and unsociable' student gunman pulls semi-pistol out of his backpack and empties magazine on five classmates in California high school quad, killing two, before shooting himself in the head on his 16th birthday, just a year after death of his alcoholic father
Shooting was reported at Saugus High School in Santa Clarita at 7.45am
Suspect described as 16-year-old Asian male in dark clothing was taken into custody and was being treated for self-inflicted gunshot would to the head
Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva says the sole suspect was found on campus among his victims and hospitalized in grave condition
A 16-year-old girl and a 14-year-old boy were shot to death; surviving victims were described as two girls, ages 14 and 15, and a boy aged 14
Officers seized .45-caliber semi-automatic pistol that had no rounds left in it
Suspect's mother and girlfriend are being questioned and are said to be cooperating with the investigation
Gunman's childhood friend said the 16-year-old lost his father a year ago

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

299 293 The show peaked in Season 19 with PC Principal. I loved that season/arc, especially "Stunning and Brave"
Posted by: Danintexas at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (8ygUn)

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I agree that it's not as funny as it used to be.

The most curious thing was last year(?) when ManBearPig ended up being real and killing everyone.

It obviously flies in the face of the previous iteration of ManBearPig (as Al Gore's creation), but it's so far in the other direction that it felt like the episode was written by another team entirely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:06 PM (q80AH)

300 247
In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. ... Not obviously superior athletes going after women. But inferior ones.

well, see, the transwoman is Strong Woman's ex-boyfriend. he's doing it to annoy *her*, not going after women in general.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2019 04:06 PM (sGtp+)

301 242
Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.



Maybe, but the way the South Park guys work, they come up with a
concept ("lets mock men in women's sports") and then they come up with a
story to show that, then they go "how can we kick this up to overdrive,
and go completely over the top?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:51 PM (KZzsI)








Six Days To Air


The SP documentary on filming an episode.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZiMNEIfG-A

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at November 14, 2019 04:07 PM (I8FKK)

302 Enlisting William to silence Andrew about his trips to pedo island?
Posted by: Tonypete

The murder of Epstein was a total pro job. And even if you find the guy that did it, there were probably two or three layers of "cutouts" so the actual killer doesn't know who REALLY paid him.
So likely this was run by a real pro intelligence outfit, like MI6. There were several layers of politicians and agencies that wanted to see Epstein dead before he could squeal on who he had info on.

Hillary is a major league crook, but will die peacefully in her own bed, at some distant time in the future.
The Royals in the UK are mostly all crooked schmucks, and have been for quite a long time.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 14, 2019 04:07 PM (vcOmj)

303 There are limits to the craven irresponsibility of the elected GOP [yeah, I know, but work with me here]. Making a presidential impeachment vote in the senate secret is comfortably beyond that line. Maybe in a few more years, given the trajectory of the country, it would be plausible, but not yet. Oh - the limit is set by self-interest, nothing else.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (QDnY+)

304 Don't forget about the killing of spiders.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Y4EXg)


Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TdMsT)

305 304 Don't forget about the killing of spiders.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Y4EXg)


Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TdMsT)

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Well, there's always applying fire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)

306 'Quiet and unsociable' student gunman pulls semi-pistol out of his backpack and empties magazine on five classmates in California high school quad, killing two, before shooting himself in the head on his 16th birthday, just a year after death of his alcoholic father
Shooting was reported at Saugus High School in Santa Clarita at 7.45am
Suspect described as 16-year-old Asian male in dark clothing was taken into custody and was being treated for self-inflicted gunshot would to the head
Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva says the sole suspect was found on campus among his victims and hospitalized in grave condition
A 16-year-old girl and a 14-year-old boy were shot to death; surviving victims were described as two girls, ages 14 and 15, and a boy aged 14
Officers seized .45-caliber semi-automatic pistol that had no rounds left in it
Suspect's mother and girlfriend are being questioned and are said to be cooperating with the investigation
Gunman's childhood friend said the 16-year-old lost his father a year ago
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

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I actually hope that little shit lives and that the bullet took out his ocular nerves and he is now blinded for life.

Fuck him. Little cowardly shit. If your life is to fucking miserable to bear, why cant you dickholes just off yourselves in the garage and leave the rest us the fuck alone.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:09 PM (8XRCm)

307 OT but the CBD mystery from the ONT about HRC going to England has been solved. She met with Prince William.
Posted by: artemis at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM


But who did CBD go to meet, Yoko?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 04:09 PM (tM5os)

308 There are limits to the craven irresponsibility of the elected GOP [yeah, I know, but work with me here]. Making a presidential impeachment vote in the senate secret is comfortably beyond that line. Maybe in a few more years, given the trajectory of the country, it would be plausible, but not yet. Oh - the limit is set by self-interest, nothing else.

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Trust us, the vote was to convict.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:10 PM (sX1BW)

309 The degree to which they've made impeachment a huge circus, then to have a 'secret vote' in the Senate in which mysterious Republicans betray their party to impeach is a guaranteed way for the Republican party as a whole to get punished. The Democrats think they can convince the Republicans that since the voters won't know which Republicans betrayed, they won't get punished. But that's not how it works; the voters will say, "we'll just punish the whole party." Republicans hopefully know this. Mitch must, given how long he's been in the Senate.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:10 PM (Eg9+v)

310 'Quiet and unsociable' student gunman pulls semi-pistol out of his
backpack and empties magazine on five classmates in California high
school quad, killing two, before shooting himself in the head on his
16th birthday, just a year after death of his alcoholic father


I'm guessing there are laws against 16-year olds possessing firearms in Commiefornia - so any suggesting that More Laws(tm) are the answer can bathe in the blood of the innocents slain today by the utter and complete failure of your precious fucking laws to protect them.

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 04:10 PM (77WPm)

311 There were several layers of politicians and agencies that wanted to see Epstein dead before he could squeal on who he had info on.

Hillary is a major league crook, but will die peacefully in her own bed, at some distant time in the future.
The Royals in the UK are mostly all crooked schmucks, and have been for quite a long time.

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Bozo - the real shame is that the deadman switch Epstein had set up was also compromised from the beginning.

There are literally dozens of high rollers that would have been willing to, (or did) pay for all that info to go away.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:10 PM (Y4EXg)

312 Did you guys cry when Charlotte of Charlotte's Web died?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 04:11 PM (yRAFu)

313 Ah, come on, Bert - spill. It's been decades. We have no wars in our future, probably - certainly involving naval engagements. The truth must out.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:11 PM (QDnY+)

314 Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!
Posted by: Ladyl

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Oh sure! How do you feel about snakes?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:12 PM (Y4EXg)

315 Secret tribunals, secret votes.
Because Trump is violating 'all our norms.'
That's Soviet America.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

316
Ah, come on, Bert - spill. It's been decades. We have no wars in our
future, probably - certainly involving naval engagements. The truth must
out.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:11 PM


All I'll say is I was on watch in CIC on the FFG playing Orange Force that was chasing them.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 04:12 PM (Y+/QX)

317 Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!
**
yeah...tell that to my wife when one is crawling up the wall in the bedroom at 10:00 at night.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 04:13 PM (u6xw0)

318 nood-lum

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (754s8)

319 OT: Another 'staffer' has come forward claiming to have overheard the Trump/Sondland phone call in a restaurant in Ukraine.

Now, these US dot gov employees are treading dangerous ground. If they are reporting eavesdropping on POTUS' calls they are in trouble. If they DID hear the call and didn't let Amb Sondland know that the call was audible to others they violated some serious security protocol. Its part of their freaking job to make sure sensitive info doesn't get out into the wild. They all go through the same training every year.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (GvT9q)

320 Secret tribunals, secret votes.
Because Trump is violating 'all our norms.'
That's Soviet America.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Always run EVERYTHING dems say through a projection filter first.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (qBbz7)

321 Heard on local radio the dad died in a DUI incident. Alone, or hit by another car, dunno. Pulling for it to be a fairly common version - hit by an illegal alien with multiple deportations, criminal record/deportability, and a CA illegal DL.


Just to see the story disappear faster than the OH incident that happened same time as the El Paso one.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (QDnY+)

322 I don't understand how someone who is depressed and wants to die would also want to kill other people in the process. Does not compute, but it seems strangely common.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (q177U)

323 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM


This is known.

Posted by: Rugby players of the AoSHQ at November 14, 2019 04:15 PM (tM5os)

324
Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TdMsT)



Nooooooo! If it is too cold for you, it is too cold for them! Bring them inside!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (qkStt)

325 They were attempting to mock the self-censorship of the media by using a completely innocuous image of Mohammed to prove a point that our own free speech standards were being subsumed to those of Islam

Yeah, that show wasn't about Muhammad at all, it was bout Comedy Central being pathetic hypocritical lying trash as well as the rest of culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

326 I'm Coming For You Heather Swanson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: HIDA SALAMI at November 14, 2019 04:22 PM (lMn1U)

327
Just make sure someone's "dingleberry" doesn't "accidentally" slip into someone's squeekhole.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (1hM1d)

328 i don't recall who said it, but it has helped me in recognising what "trans woman" or "trans man" actually mean.

the symantic trick is this: replace the word "trans" with the word "fake" and it's all clear!

Posted by: WaldoTJ at November 14, 2019 05:08 PM (zS9LP)

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