Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: The Goal of This Fake Impeachment Is to Unite the Competing Factions of the Democrat Party to Avoid a "Potentially Disastrous Outcome" In Next Year's Elections

Dum-dum is too dumb not to know she's supposed to lie and say this is about "upholding the Constitution" or something.

Instead, she admitted this was about getting the hardcore woke progs on board for the election.

"At the end of the day, we have to be able to come together as a caucus and if it is this Ukrainian allegation that is what brings the caucus together, um, then I think we have to run with however we unify the House," Ocasio-Cortez said.

"We also need to move quite quickly because we’re talking about the potential compromise of the 2020 elections," Ocasio-Cortez continued. "And so this is not just about something that has occurred; this is about preventing a potentially disastrous outcome from occurring next year."



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:11 PM




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1 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:12 PM (Zvj7s)

2 This girl needs to follow step by step instructions to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (4esN9)

3 Listen, Sis. You don't have to verbalize every thought that comes into your little brain.
-The Entire Democratic Party

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (xptlg)

4 Toothy Mac!

Posted by: Syzygy at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (B3kya)

5 Is her nose getting wider, or is that just me?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (4esN9)

6 The gift that keeps on giving

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (1nXyh)

7 This all makes me long for the Dem moderates of yore like Melissa Harris-Perry

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (LjCCL)

8 She is the very definition of the "if these t*** were brains" girl.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (T6t7i)

9 You're not supposed to say that, toots

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (Eg9+v)

10 Well, at least her stupidity is honest.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (RD7QR)

11 Willowed

Shooter has been identified as Nathaniel Berhow

https://tinyurl.com/w7ss2rq

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (wiXsO)

12 If brains were dynamite, poor girl wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (RU4sa)

13 I hope her boyfriend makes her wear a mouth guard to avoid a potentially disastrous outcome.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (Tnijr)

14 heh heh heh
She said "cock us".
heh heh heh

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (T6t7i)

15 Like I said, they should get this vote to the entire house and find Just Enough Dems is safe seats to *narrowly* lose sending this to the senate.

Claim that you tried your best, but. . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (xptlg)

16 Kinsley gaffe much?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (xmKbk)

17 Jennifer Bendery @jbendery
The House Ethics Committee just announced it is investigating allegations that Rep. Alcee Hastings has a personal relationship with one of his staffers.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (BqBId)

18 Per the new Donks style guide, Donkey Chompers needed to add the prayerfully modifier.


Because everything they are doing is being guided by the almighty in a solemn and prayerful manner, per Nanzi Palzi.

Posted by: Huxley's Eye Glass Emporium at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (E1uMk)

19

Sandy Ocasio has to actually work at being this stupid.

Nobody can be this stupid by accident.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)

20 Well at least she is admitting that the democrats can't beat Trump in an up and fair election.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (JUOKG)

21 I think we all knew that's what the Schiffty and Sloppy Choppers was doing.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (ZCEU2)

22 I just don't think impeachment ever helps the party doing it. It didn't help Republicans in 1998.

Voters seem to always react to these things being illegitimate and go the other way.

The sort of person that really wants Trump impeached is already voting in the election.

if anything, it probably pulls in more reluctant Republican Trump voters.

Posted by: Blago at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (sjTfF)

23 aoc, sneaking up on her supercharged dildo again. sad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (KP5rU)

24 So, who is using/abusing the power of the government to effect an election outcome..?

Looks like the Dems to me - impeach!

Posted by: PonyTail at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (tzZq2)

25 Yep. Can't beat Trump so they must remove him. Simple really.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (Wmf3G)

26 It makes it sound like they know they have no case, they're just putting on a show. And when you're bluffing, your bluff doesn't work very well if you explain it.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (Eg9+v)

27

Oh wonderful. Have you all seen this new underwear tv ad for a product called KNIX?

It's a bunch of women talking about their wet and stinky underwear.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (aOZbw)

28 We need to unite the Dem caucus, and if this hot flaming bucket of hep c infested homeless man diarrhea is what it takes, then that is what we rally behind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (qkStt)

29
Mike Brest @MikeBrestDC
56s
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad pushes the conspiracy theory that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.

"He was killed because he knew a lot of vital secrets connected with very important people in the British and American regimes," he claimed. @Newsweek
********
So will deep state/Clinton Mafia take him out now hahahahaha

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)

30 The amazing thing is that the dems have been telling us exactly what they think for years, and we don't LISTEN (or believe them).

Its like Islam. READ their BOOK, and you will see what they believe.

They TELL us and then act on their beliefs, but many can't understand how that can be! We must misunderstand them.

Well, no, we don't.

Obama said he would 'fundamentally change America' and he tried his best to do so.

TAKE THEM AT THEIR WORD! and act accordingly.

Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (NgKpN)

31 well, this is probably going to be going into an ad sometime soon.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (FEQY4)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (arJlL)

33 In case you missed it, I know where you can get 26 - 55 gallon drums of coconut creme:

https://tinyurl.com/uhz9zn3

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (Tnijr)

34 What a dummy.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (MVjcR)

35 I KNOW I'M BETTING LIKE I HAVE FOUR KINGS BUT ACTUALLY I HAVE A PAIR OF SEVENS AND SOME GARBAGE BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY THAT.

Posted by: AOC plays strip poker at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (RD7QR)

36

In the thread below, Cat Ass Trophy has the right idea about how the supposed phone call is going to be sold to us:

As Sondland strolls into a Brussels restaurant his phone starts to ring.

Softly- Hello?
Much louder as he looks around purposefully making eye contact with other patrons: OH HELLO MR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TRUMP! Oh you would like to discuss the QUID PRO QUO WITH THE UKRANIANS! Yes let me find a quiet place where NOBODY WILL EAVESDROP ON OUR IMPORTANT CONVERSATION ABOUT OFFICIAL US DIPLOMATIC BUSINESS!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (aOZbw)

37 22 That's because the voters' power, politically, is voting people into office. Impeachment is like, some dudes taking the matter into their own hands. Never a good political strategy. I can't believe that they haven't figured this out--? Like, impeachment is for when there is some kind of serious criminality going on that you're willing to take a hit to deal with.

Yet, Orange man.. bad.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (Eg9+v)

38 Huh. I thought she was "over it."

Also, reposting:

I am loving this new GOP twitter trolling.Yesterday's Rep. Gosar Epstein
tweets, today's Pete King whistleblower* tweet of photos instead of his
name -- and Tapper takes the bait. LOLGF!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yhaeyqpo

*Not him, guess who?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (bDqIh)

39 She can't even make a faux pas coherently.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (2PXwn)

40 Since her Indian puppetmaster bailed she's gone from bad to worse. She's always looking behind her, wondering why she doesn't feel a hand up her ass, guiding her every step.

That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (COzlW)

41 As I said yesterday.. the difference between AOC and the other GOP freshman Rep from NY - Elise Stefanik - is like night and day.

But a Dem Rep is allowed to get away with this stupidity by the "media"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (so+oy)

42 29
Mike Brest @MikeBrestDC
56s
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad pushes the conspiracy theory that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.

"He was killed because he knew a lot of vital secrets connected with very important people in the British and American regimes," he claimed. @Newsweek
********
So will deep state/Clinton Mafia take him out now hahahahaha
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)

IN other news, all of the Syrian Government Twitter and Facebook accounts were cancelled today for blatant breaking of their rules.

Not because of violence, or propaganda, but because Assad named the Whistleblower.

Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (NgKpN)

43 Hey! She's interfering in a foreign election!

Posted by: Kazi at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (0x00j)

44


lol @ Mike Brest

Mike Tits!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (aOZbw)

45 What about those Amazon jobs Choppers?

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (lMn1U)

46 30 And this is how you got Trump!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:20 PM (Eg9+v)

47
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad pushes the conspiracy theory that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.


They've gone to 'conspiracy theory' because of the failure of their 'fake news' slogan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

48 Her stupidity results in honesty. Well, that's a first for a politician I suppose.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

49
There used to be a new car dealership up here owned by and called BOB BREST.

I think he sold Buicks.

Bob Brest Buick.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:20 PM (aOZbw)

50 >>Jennifer Bendery @jbendery

The House Ethics Committee just announced it is investigating
allegations that Rep. Alcee Hastings has a personal relationship with
one of his staffers.


I'm sure it's the first one, too. /sarc
Release the list of Congressional sexual harassment payoffs!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

51 Unite the House? I'll unite your mouth with my ass, bitch. You're supposed to be talking about prayerful consideration and how fuckin' heavy your heart is.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at November 14, 2019 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

52 That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.


What did she say?

Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (88xKn)

53 47 The Lion knows whats up

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (Eg9+v)

54 CNN is going to have to implement a 20 second tape delay policy for all their Squad interviews so they can bleep out all the embarrassingly stupid and/or honest bits.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (hdzef)

55 @51 Like that Centipede movie? Because that was just gross ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (LjCCL)

56 She might have been " over it" until Bernie picked her to be inside his government if he wins.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ZCEU2)

57 And yet and yet, areolas like silver dollar pancakes, I'm betting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:23 PM (Zvj7s)

58 Blind hog Cortez finds an acorn.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:23 PM (dtTz3)

59 Well I mean it took several weeks to force this information into her brain, its going to take longer than that to get her to understand not to say it in public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

60 It is imperative that we make every effort to keep AOC in office. We will know all of the plans and not have to guess them.

Posted by: Picric at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (nonGu)

61 So, let's look at what a MFM-DNC controlled House did while in the majority.

There's, um, Impeachment Follies.
And that's all.
Not a thing, else.
While OrangeManBad goosed the economy into overdrive and regulation into underdrive. Oh, and grew the Middle Class, renegotiated Trade, redirected Foreign Policy, promoted Christianity and religious freedom, and on and on and on.

But MFM-DNC, you go with impeachment. It's a big hit with normal people.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (6eEQ+)

62 53 That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.


What did she say?
Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (88xKn)

Mac 'n cheese is hard to make! You have to put in stuff! It's the patriarchy!

Posted by: AOC Hearts Raimando at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (RD7QR)

63 >>That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.



How about Ayanna Pressley tweeting that 1/4 of the world's population is behind bars in the US?! LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (bDqIh)

64 Headline: Blind Sow Finds Acorn!

Posted by: Ted K. at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (FJYfm)

65 so the impeachment inquisition is a pep rally -- but for hate.

A Dem hate rally, to unite them in hate, against the Republic and the Trump voters. Give AOC some pom poms and teach her to do kicks with a short skirt ... a "cheer-ocracy" of hate.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

66 Ignorance is strength!

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (Q5ALd)

67 Also... read an interesting article at DC Dirty Laundry.

This isn't Trump vs. Democrats. This is Americans vs. the Establishment, who do NOT want Trump as president. This includes many in the GOPe. We did a bad thing by electing Trump, and they are fixing it.

Us. vs. Them.

/they are also predicting that R Senators will resign to save the Deep State destroy Trump

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 14, 2019 05:25 PM (Wmf3G)

68 AOC really doesn't know when, or how, to keep quiet.

Posted by: Insinkerator at November 14, 2019 05:25 PM (6eEQ+)

69 Potentially disastrous == Americans become even more prosperous and free

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 05:25 PM (MOwkl)

70 I hate AOC. I hate the way she talks. I think she is ugly and dumb.

Posted by: Ronster at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (s+LWh)

71 Oh great, yet another imbecilic troll. Soros must be paying sub-minimum wage these days.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (LjCCL)

72 I think men voted for AOC just so they could see her jiggle her boobs on their front porch every 2 years. As if she would ever step foot in the district again after re election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (qkStt)

73 At least she is telling the truth so points for that. Not like lying liar Graham.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)

74 53 That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.


What did she say?
Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (88xKn)

The Dairy Queen is a role model for all women! To rise up against the patriarchal farmers and lead all the dairies...Phenomenal!

Posted by: Ted K. at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (FJYfm)

75 Dem Rep. Maloney Blames Mitch McConnell For Santa Clarita School Shooting

-
That sumbitch better have an air tight alibi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:27 PM (+y/Ru)

76 #56 Get a life.

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2019 05:27 PM (Y274z)

77 74; this is truth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 05:27 PM (KP5rU)

78 She forgot to lie, this is the plan all along because the democrats can not win. The only hope they have is impeachment and that will not work either. The dims are fucked until 2024 at least.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 14, 2019 05:28 PM (0OmEj)

79 3to1 Cortez gave Bernie a hand job.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:28 PM (dtTz3)

80 This basic bint graduated from BU cum laude.

Think about that.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 05:28 PM (9t0Zz)

81 That shade of lipstick would be viewed favorably at the root of my caucus.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (wo3c/)

82 We got to the point where the donk party elected an actual freaking donkey.

How did we get here?

Posted by: Allie at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (7Fega)

83 This basic bint graduated from BU cum laude.


She pronounces it 'cum load.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

84 Keep talking, please.

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

85 At the bend of the knee, we have to be able to come together becaucus if it is this Ubrainian altercation that is what brings the Dukakis together, um, then I think we have to run pantyhose with however we spotify the House.

Like, have I made myself Everclear?

Posted by: Alexandria Virgin I.Ain't-Cortez at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (COzlW)

86 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY.

Posted by: ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (ZGrMX)

87 83; bernie? that half baked commie couldn't get it up with a crane.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (KP5rU)

88 Lock Him Up

is this the troll you guys were referring to? He changes his hash every post.

Ace - not sure if you can do anything about this guy..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (so+oy)

89 And, like, brewing coffee? People shouldn't make their own coffee? Because StarrrrrrrBucks already does it and it's, like wasteful?

Posted by: AOC Hearts Raimando at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

90 56
Point of order.

That was in bad taste. Or tasted bad. Pick one, loser.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (3H9h1)

91 That Chinese AI is totes off the high speed rails.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (wo3c/)

92 75 Oh great, yet another imbecilic troll. Soros must be paying sub-minimum wage these days.
Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (LjCCL)

It's the same one. He's decided that he's got nothing better to do with his life than vandalize sites where much more successful people then himself hang out. Imagine how sad it is that the sum total of you life is putting all of your effort into re configuring your IP address constantly just so you can make poopy comments on someone else's blog.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

93 68
so the impeachment inquisition is a pep rally -- but for hate.

A
Dem hate rally, to unite them in hate, against the Republic and the
Trump voters. Give AOC some pom poms and teach her to do kicks with a
short skirt ... a "cheer-ocracy" of hate.


Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

_________


"You make it sound like a funeral." -- The Zombie Choir Invisible, led by Wellstone, McCain, Cummings, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 05:31 PM (n8Ie8)

94 She's a Dunning-Kruger Award Winner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

95 she sounds scared that her 24 months of taxable income may come to an end and who is fica and why does she take so much of her paycheck?

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 05:32 PM (nFwvY)

96 I think all we can do is keep a Cob on hand, swatting down each IP address as it comes up. It's a game of endurance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

97 Next Putin will be tweeting Epstein didn't kill himself.

BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (9dzlp)

98 In fact, rather than deleting the posts, I would just edit each one to say MAGA!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)

99 Say what you will about Lock Him Up. I, too, have interjected rude and incoherent statements for attention while the adults were talking. Of course, I was three years old.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)

100 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

Somebody better buy me a beer...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (MdFc8)

101 BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (9dzlp)
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Rasputin?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (3Z6pZ)

102 And these things that men keep sticking into me? Why do they say "no, no blowjob" when I smile? I don't have a job blowing?

Posted by: AOC Hearts Raimando at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (RD7QR)

103 I can guess how this happened.

AOC was probably pestering Pelosi every 20 minutes, asking when they were going to drag Trump out of the White House in chains.

Pelosi finally had enough, and pulled AOC off to a corner to explain what was really going on.

AOC, being the stupid friend who validates herself by sharing juicy information with the world, can't resist blabbing this one.

Et, voila. Sugar tits spills the beans.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (9t0Zz)

104 BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (9dzlp)

if he had real balls it'd be R.A.S.Putin

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

105 BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

@VladTheImpaleHer

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

106 ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER: "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY."

ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER IS RIGHT.

Posted by: HOWARD JOHNSON-ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (6eEQ+)

107 Somebody better buy me a beer...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (MdFc

You deserve it, that's for damn sure!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

108 CBD, name your choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (dtTz3)

109 >>> Lock Him Up<<<

It's Hillary Clinton with a full diaper and an empty gin bottle.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (wo3c/)

110 >>That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.




This one?
Ocasio-Cortez: Politicians Letting Me Down 'Feels Like I Never Want To Love Again'
https://tinyurl.com/yfjneu5b

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

111 In fact, rather than deleting the posts, I would just edit each one to say MAGA!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo


MUMR style.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (qBbz7)

112 AOC's hair is pulled back so tight it is squeezing the truth out of her mouth.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:36 PM (RZIhl)

113 AOC is one of those sad people who believed it when told her opinion counts.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 05:36 PM (MVjcR)

114 106
ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER: "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY."



ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER IS RIGHT.

Posted by: HOWARD JOHNSON-ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (6eEQ+)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE!

Posted by: AMY SCHUMER ROTHLISBEGERGLER at November 14, 2019 05:36 PM (9dzlp)

115 I hope Alcee Hastings is having an affair with AOC.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 05:37 PM (COzlW)

116 Show us your tits, AOC!

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 05:37 PM (q177U)

117 I hope Alcee Hastings is having an affair with AOC.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 05:37 PM (COzlW)
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Ick, ick, ick, ick!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 14, 2019 05:37 PM (3Z6pZ)

118 I want to see those puppies in the flesh!!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (q177U)

119 name your choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (dtTz3)

Just join me for a Scotch at the next Meet-up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (A3700)

120 Hodor!

Posted by: Hodor! at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Zvj7s)

121 The chyron under the OAC interview is interesting.

Even though I know CNN stands for "lying jackasses" I still am surprised they're so blatant about their lies.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (qC1Sy)

122 Ocasio-Cortez: Politicians Letting Me Down 'Feels Like I Never Want To Love Again'

-
The Dionne Warwick of D.C.

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

123 AOC is a classic example of the Participation Trophy Generation. Completely ignorant, but self-esteem through the roof.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

124 A BROTHEL BURGER WOULD TASTE GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW. WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Posted by: AOC at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (COzlW)

125 74 I hate AOC. I hate the way she talks. I think she is ugly and dumb.

But you know you'd love to pet her puppies

Posted by: Dingbat at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Qkbqn)

126 I want to see those puppies in the flesh!!!


I'll need to weigh the evidence before rendering judgment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Zvj7s)

127 I am thinking they are getting so cocky that they are going to take over that they are starting to really tell what they are doing and no longer hiding it.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

128 remember WHEN PEOPLE DIDN"T shout IN THE COMMENTS ALL THE TIME

Posted by: SPURWING ROTHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

129 128: exactly

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (RZIhl)

130 The raysis just can't stand to see a black man gettin' his piece of the pie.

Posted by: Alcee Hastings at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

131 HOW ABOUT A BROTHER BURGER? ONLY THING IS, AN HOUR LATER YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR MORE INCEST.

WE ARE YELLING BECAUSE OF JEWISH BILLIONAIRES.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (COzlW)

132 STOP BLOWING THE FUCKING MARGINS!

Use tinyurl

Or I am going to start banning people.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (q177U)

133 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

134 123 AOC is a classic example of the Participation Trophy Generation. Completely ignorant, but self-esteem through the roof.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

Yep. And nobody can do damage like an idiot who thinks she's a genius.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (RD7QR)

135 CBD, Done!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (dtTz3)

136 I hate AOC. I hate the way she talks. I think she is ugly and dumb.

But you know you'd love to pet her puppies
Posted by: Dingbat at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Qkbqn)


You don't stick it in stupid, and you don't knead crazy.

Nobody kneads crazy!

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (NiXyF)

137 REO Speedwagon meets Sargent Schutlz:

Heard it from a friend,
Who heard it from a friend,
Who said, "I know NOTHING!"

Gotten from another site.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (XXNvw)

138 Regarding Sweden in the sidebar-

You know, when you used to think of Sweden,

you thought about (or at least I thought about)-

hawt, nekkid blondes with knockout bodies maybe with the Midnight Sun and Aurora Borealis floating around to make things all classy and such.

But, in a bold bid to change the world's mental image of Sweden,

they're now going with scruffy, bearded Middle Eastern guys with bad B.O. throwing bombs everywhere.

Welp. We'll see how that works out for you Squareheads


Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (kauXV)

139 This chick can't get naked fast enough!

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 05:41 PM (q177U)

140 OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT . . .

Posted by: ZOMBIE GARRETT MORRIS at November 14, 2019 05:41 PM (NiXyF)

141 Geez, there's about a billion women who are hotter than this bint. If she hadn't gone into an industry for ugly people, no one would notice her at all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

142 97
Next Putin will be tweeting Epstein didn't kill himself.

BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (9dzlp)

________


Bob from the KGB?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 05:41 PM (9WPL0)

143 >>>Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)

144 Welp. We'll see how that works out for you Squareheads


Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (kauXV)

We'll give the hot blondes asylum but the rest of you herring-snarfers are on your own.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (RD7QR)

145 I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!

Posted by: NOT A ZOMBIE GARRETT MORRIS at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (NiXyF)

146
A gaff of actually being truthful

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (1XAal)

147 137 I hate AOC. I hate the way she talks. I think she is ugly and dumb.

But you know you'd love to pet her puppies
Posted by: Dingbat at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Qkbqn)

You don't stick it in stupid, and you don't knead crazy.

Nobody kneads crazy!

Ron White would disagree

Posted by: Dingbat at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (Qkbqn)

148 103 I can guess how this happened.

AOC was probably pestering Pelosi every 20 minutes, asking when they were going to drag Trump out of the White House in chains.

Pelosi finally had enough, and pulled AOC off to a corner to explain what was really going on.

AOC, being the stupid friend who validates herself by sharing juicy information with the world, can't resist blabbing this one.

Et, voila. Sugar tits spills the beans.
Posted by: bonhomme


The the Rickey Gervais sitcom "Extras" there is a character EXACTLY like this. His best friend (a woman) is epically stupid and has no "filter" whatsoever, so every time the Gervais character does something devious and his friend acts mystified, he has to explain it to her in the bluntest possible terms. She them inevitably tuns around and blabs his secret motivation to the worst possible audience, ruining everything.

It's funny in a sitcom; it's catastrophic in politics.

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (fK2gX)

149 Troll traffic is up. Something (IG report, cough) gonna drop?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (3H9h1)

150 So much to learn, young Daniel-san.

Even *this* is a lie. The Democrats are united whenever it counts. Which means they are united. Which means that the idea of "competing commie factions" is as kabuki as the fightin' wing of the Republican Party.

Say... remember when Pelosi, that "moderate", wasn't going to go for something as politically suicidal as impeachment for no reason because that's "crazy"? You can imagine all you want that she was trapped into it or something or other, but the bottom line is commies gonna commie, and you could see this shit coming from the moment doddering stuttering Mueller forced them to fold on Russia.

The only reason for all this is to keep Trump on the defensive because once he goes on offense, the house of cards their whole stupid party rests on could go up in smoke.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (yokAj)

151 She is a wonderful asset, for Trump. Bless her heart.

Posted by: Puddlglum, a new Soviet Virginian! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (geOSh)

152
they're now going with scruffy, bearded Middle Eastern guys with bad B.O. throwing bombs everywhere.

Welp. We'll see how that works out for you Squareheads

Posted by: naturalfake


They come to the land of ice and snow
To set off bombs and have B.O.

Posted by: Led Zepophone at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (aKsyK)

153 I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!
Posted by: NOT A ZOMBIE GARRETT MORRIS at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (NiXyF)


WE REGRET THE ERROR

Posted by: FEDERAL OFFICE OF SHOUTING THINGS at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (NiXyF)

154 >>>Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)




Sweet!

Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)

155 AOC said something stupid - Everyone drink!

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

156 142. Boris from KGB.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2019 05:44 PM (3H9h1)

157 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)



Sweet!
Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)
-------------
WASSUP?

Posted by: WASSUP? at November 14, 2019 05:44 PM (3Z6pZ)

158 LMFAO Bashar al-Assad getting in on the Epstein scuzzing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 05:45 PM (j3npP)

159
>>>Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)



Dude!



Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)







Sweet!

Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)

And Then???

Posted by: Chinese Fooooooooood! at November 14, 2019 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

160 Troll traffic is up. Something (IG report, cough) gonna drop?
Posted by: Martini Farmer


They already said #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:45 PM (qBbz7)

161 Other than her college dancing video, which admittedly was very watchable, we have very little to go on to evaluate AOC's breasts as he usually covers them up with lots of clothes. WTF? Is she hiding something?

Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2019 05:45 PM (MxEKc)

162
How is this news?

This is about the chaotic Dem Party trying to find their find their footing by pandering to the Leftists they surprise dry-analed in 2016.

While, of course, trying to damage orangemanbad in the process.

Just like every other single thing they've done since Nov. 9, 2016.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (9zpat)

163 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)



Dude!



Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)







Sweet!

Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)

-------------

WASSUP?

----
And then?

Posted by: Drive thru microphone at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (bDqIh)

164 154 >>>Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

Dude!
Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)

Sweet!
Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)

Sock it to me!

Posted by: Sockman Johnny at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (QE8X6)

165 AOC said something stupid - Everyone drink!
Posted by: Archer



Half shots! Watch the alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (qBbz7)

166 Hey AOC, shut up and show your tits.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (AFSld)

167
willowed:

449 OT

Do you rent out your houses or apartments?


https://tinyurl.com/qwq7clq

Look at what the Wash State Supreme Court just ruled on a Seattle rent ordinance. By a 9-0 vote, they backed a Seattle law that forces landlords to rent to the FIRST applicant who applies, with very minimal restrictions.

Oh, and now a landlord cannot check for past CRIMINAL history. So if a Nazi-tattooed freak with prior violent felonies and a 660 credit score applies, and in your other units you have kids and families, too bad for you and the other tenants.

Ultimately, what this Kshawa Savant-led new city law does is two things: get Mom and Pop owners out of the rental business completely, because they cannot afford the losses, and big commercial RE companies will simply raise rents overall to deal with the increased damage from bad tenants, and good tenants moving out to get away from the freaks/criminals.

Affordable housing in Seattle after this ruling? Going the way of gun shops in the city limits. There is one store left, and that sells all kinds of outdoor stuff, not just guns. But I heard they are leaving after their lease is up.

9-0. The Communists have absolutely taken over Washington State. Commercial property ownership is a thing of the past for small investors.

Shed a tear for those Americans that still live here.

BTW, we aren't leaving, so someday, we may be requesting backup ammo and supplies. Just giving a heads up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

168 Look at that two car garage on her face.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (KNsKs)

169 >>>WTF? Is she hiding something?


We should conduct a breast collusion investigation!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (AFSld)

170 Other than her college dancing video, which admittedly was very watchable, we have very little to go on to evaluate AOC's breasts as he usually covers them up with lots of clothes. WTF? Is she hiding something?
Posted by: Ripley


A penis!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (qBbz7)

171 >>> covers them up with lots of clothes. WTF? Is she hiding something?<<<

Hairy nipples.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (3DZIZ)

172 155 AOC said something stupid - Everyone drink!
Posted by: Archer



Alcohol Poisoning for everybody!!

Posted by: Puddlglum, a new Soviet Virginian! at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (geOSh)

173 OT:

Where I work we have a speaker at the end of each year. There have been some excellent conservative leaders who have spoken in years past. This time around they are working to get Justice Thomas to be the speaker.

Consequently, I may get to meet Clarence Thomas. That would be an incredible honor; not to mention a mark off my bucket list.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (RZIhl)

174 Has A-OC mentioned Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower yet?

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (ZCEU2)

175 You know, when you used to think of Sweden,

hawt, nekkid blondes with knockout bodies maybe with the Midnight Sun and Aurora Borealis floating around to make things all classy and such.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (kauXV)

Naw, they're all angry feminists and SJW's like St. Greta now.

You want the hot Compliance Pics type of blondes, they're mostly Russian and Ukrainian women now.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (qAR6u)

176
Jason Miller @JasonMillerinDC
41s
Radio Titan Salem Radio Network Adds Steve Bannon's "War Room: Impeachment" Radio Show

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (BqBId)

177 >>>Hairy nipples.


I went to high school with Harry Nipples. Good guy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (AFSld)

178 AOC is my kind of THC.

Posted by: Zombie Cheech at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (QE8X6)

179 LCD, you have friends in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:49 PM (dtTz3)

180 I got just one thing to say to you guys. "Hee haw!"

Posted by: AOC, America's Sweetheart #2 at November 14, 2019 05:49 PM (QE8X6)

181 @JeremyHerb

In a private meeting this week, Pelosi and her top lieutenants were skeptical about the prospects of a dramatic shift in opinion even as public impeachment hearings began this week, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter


This is a CNN reporter. Yea, Nancy seems totally psyched about impeaching Trump. Maybe driving the country into such a polarized place wasn't such a great idea after all.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

182 Heya Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (RU4sa)

183 that kid who shot the school up in California - it was his 16th birthday. That right there tells you he was fucked in the head, who says "oh it's my birthday! Time to shoot people!" American father, dead 2 years ago, Japanese mother. From just that I'd say mental case never able to deal with death of his father, probably suicidal as well as homicidal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

184 Lizzy-hontas, Boinie, and the red state senators must hate Peelousy right now.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (4Pkdw)

185 AOC is an honest politician...honestly stupid.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)

186 I thought that according to the official AOS Style guide we were supposed to refer to this particular woman as "Toothy McBigTits"
You have been so advised. Carry on.

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 05:52 PM (dKm4U)

187 As I said yesterday.. the difference between AOC and the other GOP freshman Rep from NY - Elise Stefanik - is like night and day.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (so+oy)
~~~~~

Stefanik's not a freshman--she's been in since 2015. She was there for Kavanaugh's hearing too and did a great job.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 05:52 PM (sGotD)

188 Hey everybody.

To paraphrase Brian Wilson, Wouldn't It Be Nice if Dems lose everything (both houses) in 2020 over shampeachment...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 05:53 PM (L2ZTs)

189 "173 OT:

Where I work we have a speaker at the end of each year. There have been some excellent conservative leaders who have spoken in years past. This time around they are working to get Justice Thomas to be the speaker.

Consequently, I may get to meet Clarence Thomas. That would be an incredible honor; not to mention a mark off my bucket list.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (RZIhl) "



That right there is way freakin' cool !
Congratulations !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 14, 2019 05:53 PM (JwHjN)

190 What a shit show this has all turned into.

Well played, Dems. Well played.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 05:53 PM (Ijr8Q)

191
Other than her college dancing video, which admittedly was very
watchable, we have very little to go on to evaluate AOC's breasts as he
usually covers them up with lots of clothes. WTF? Is she hiding
something?

Posted by: Ripley





A penis!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (qBbz7)

We're talking about Toothy McBigTits, not Moochelle.

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (dKm4U)

192 The House Ethics Committee just announced it is investigating allegations that Rep. Alcee Hastings has a personal relationship with one of his staffers.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (BqBId)

He might have been serving in prison rather than Congress except that another crooked hack refused to rat him out.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (qAR6u)

193 And Saunders says shit for brains will play a prominent role in his admin. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (C220A)

194 Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (RZIhl)

Invite JJ Sefton!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (MdFc8)

195 I went to high school with Harry Nipples. Good guy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (AFSld)

---------

Any relation to Puffy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (Ijr8Q)

196 SMH, Hi Ya , Darlin'. You were on my mind all day on Veterans Day. Hope you saw my Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (dtTz3)

197 >>Stefanik's not a freshman--she's been in since 2015. She was there for Kavanaugh's hearing too and did a great job.

She was also the Rep who exposed the fact that Comey didn't brief Congress on the Trump counterintelligence investigation because it was "too sensitive".

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

198 189: That right there is way freakin' cool !
Congratulations !
==================

Thanks! I just found out. I usually don't glad-hand important folks that come through, but just appreciate them from afar.

I will be pushing folks aside to get to the opportunity to shake his hand and tell him how much I appreciate him!

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (RZIhl)

199 It is so much fun contemplating the choice Pelosi has now forced herself into having to make - if she pushes forward towards Impeachment, she risks losing all 31 of the Dem seats in Trump districts, which loses her the speakership. If she backs off and lets it die, the Progs get pissed and play havoc with the party, ruining their chances at the Presidency.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (Kpl3J)

200 AOC is also too dumb to know that impeachment is about covering up the Obama Administration corruption. But she hasn't been there long enough to get into the really high corruption, she's down there in the six figure corruption.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (r+sAi)

201 Just because a person has a dick doesn't mean Xe can't also have a majestic rack.

H8trz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (Ijr8Q)

202 What did Schiff have on pelosi to force her to give in to this farce? Is there a sex tape of her and Nadler? Nancy unbuckling his belt with her teeth?

(You're welcome)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (qkStt)

203 The far left is tagging along behind on impeachment it is the establishment clintonista older white women with trump derangement syndrome who are pushing impeachment at any cost. When I voted for jill stein ( the best vote I ever made ) I knew what trump was ;but I also knew what clinton was and trump would help the democratic party like getting AOC elected and clinton would harm the future of the democratic party. You morons should read this and stop blaming the far left for pushing for impeachment we are not!

Posted by: raimondo at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (dd36W)

204 Alcee getting laid by a staffer?

Damn, how old is the old crooked bastard......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (MeM4j)

205 The Dionne Warwick of D.C.

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM

***

I guess if you gotta have an ear worm, this isntcso bad.

*walks off to teach class whistling *

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (j5P46)

206 I went on the twitters and saw that Jonah Goldberg actually *blocked* Kurt Schlichter.

What an utter wuss move.

Some will remember that not long ago Goldberg was wandering around like a belligerent drunk trying to pick fights with Trump supporters and then playing the victim when he got slapped down.
So after getting his ass stomped yet again, Goldberg blocked him.

Profile in courage, that one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)

207 Any bets on what her sex tape will include?I'm betting a lot of doggy style.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 05:57 PM (KNsKs)

208 Maybe the impeachment thing is to distract from the Hong Kong trainwreck. Don't want to talk about people fighting for freedom from an oppressive communist regime.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:57 PM (qkStt)

209 What a shit show this has all turned into.

Well played, Dems. Well played.
*******
Thus why Trump, McConnell & Graham aren't doing anything. when you enemy is destroying themselves, let them

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:57 PM (BqBId)

210 202 What did Schiff have on pelosi to force her to give in to this farce? Is there a sex tape of her and Nadler? Nancy unbuckling his belt with her teeth?

(You're welcome)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (qkStt)

Schiff is refusing to change her colostomy bag unless she gives him what he wants.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (j3npP)

211 raimondo spews stupid.

All is well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

212 Dack, I hear Pelosi keeps getting her colostomy bag and Botox treatments mixed up... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (L2ZTs)

213 179 LCD, you have friends in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:49 PM (dtTz3)


I appreciate that. I truly do.

And maybe in the future, who knows.

But I was born here, know the state, and other than the Communists, am proud of it. The geography is amazing. Most of the people are great.


But I am at this point staying. IIRC, there was a similar moment in history long ago in Texas. Some times, one has to take a stand. No matter the consequences.

Heck, some of those Texans got cities and counties named after them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

214 And Saunders says shit for brains will play a prominent role in his admin. Lol

-
Building castles in the sky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (+y/Ru)

215
She takes her responsibilidades muy seriosamente.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (oznfN)

216 Wasn't she being investigated for shoveling campaign money illegally to friends and family?

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 06:00 PM (Pzzpr)

217 Holy Freaking Cats.

The Five just announced that Fox's Rick Leventhal has just announced his engagement to Kelly Dodd, of the Real Housewives of Orange County.

The Ho's franchise is my very guilty pleasure, and Kelly Dodd is the most foul-mouthed and physically violent bitch on the show. She pushed her own mother down a flight of stairs.


Yikes. Yeesh. Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

218 LCD, sorry , I should have been clearer. You have friends that will travel.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:01 PM (dtTz3)

219 there has to be more then one rainmondo troll, this last post was less retarded then some

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 14, 2019 06:01 PM (N3JsI)

220 Flame away. The Housewives are a dirty "palate cleanser" to help me get my find off politics for an hour.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

221 217 I guess he is not aware of the first rule....

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (KNsKs)

222 Posted by: raimondo at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM

Hush, Gina. The grownups are having a discussion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (rBtIz)

223 But I am at this point staying. IIRC, there was a similar moment in history long ago in Texas. Some times, one has to take a stand. No matter the consequences.

Heck, some of those Texans got cities and counties named after them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

WA is beautiful. Loved my time there. I hope and pray it does not become CA.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

224 Steven Nelson @stevennelson10
Replying to @stevennelson10
Trump and Cipollone have entered private study, per photographer

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (BqBId)

225 218 LCD, sorry , I should have been clearer. You have friends that will travel.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:01 PM (dtTz3)


It's such a great feeling when you know someone has your six.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (sy5kK)

226 I've been away all day, so I hope I just didn't stupidly walk into a serious conversation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

227 At least she didn't slobber like Pelosi

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (F73W5)

228 Guess Rick doesn't frequent here, otherwise he would know

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (ZCEU2)

229 >>The Ho's franchise is my very guilty pleasure, and Kelly Dodd is the
most foul-mouthed and physically violent bitch on the show. She pushed
her own mother down a flight of stairs.

What a catch!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

230 Jane D'oh

You missed a pretty nasty troll

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (6XlcD)

231 raimondo spews stupid.

All is well.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

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How dare you criticize that patriotic American?! Did you serve? Do you have a CIB?

Okay, ex-PFC Raimondo wore the uniform with pride and dedication until they bounded him for the goat threesome with Kurt. You're in no position to criticize him.

I'm worried that these kind of attacks on honored veterans are driving military members away from Trump. Just this morning a 1st Sgt. with a CIB and three Ranger tabs was bawling his eyes out over Trump's stupid tweets. He's voting for Warren, because she may be a fake Indian who lies about everything, but she will at least bring dignity back to the White House.

I'm all for Trump, but his whining about fairness and legal "rights" and "proof" are losing the military.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (cfSRQ)

232 SSSHHHH!!!

raimondo is trying to make a point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (Ijr8Q)

233 226 I've been away all day, so I hope I just didn't stupidly walk into a serious conversation.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC)
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No way!

Hi Jane!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (MVjcR)

234 I've been away all day, so I hope I just didn't stupidly walk into a serious conversation.



There is very little risk of that here... unless someone died.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (qkStt)

235 Hi Jane!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (MVjcR)


Hey, Weasel! Do you have my email? Or can I get yours from bluebell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

236 I heard this morning that PDT has hired an impeachment czar.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (dtTz3)

237 AOC - Bodacious tata's she has not.

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

238 Nood

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (z1DPh)

239 Trump and Cipollone have entered private study, per photographer
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM

Wait...Trump is meeting with little onions?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (rBtIz)

240 Has anyone seen the clip from Newsbusters of Wolf Blitzer getting ugly with Kellyanne Conway about her marriage?

She took him to the cleaners.


I still don't get her marriage, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

241 235 Hi Jane!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (MVjcR)

Hey, Weasel! Do you have my email? Or can I get yours from bluebell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)
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I don't have yours. bluebell can give you mine or you can email me at the gun thread address unless I'm in trouble or owe you money.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)

242 Nude.

Andrew "I Lost At The Supreme Court 9 to 0 and All I Got Was Lead Dog on A Coup!" Weismann

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (IrbWq)

243 I don't have yours. bluebell can give you mine or
you can email me at the gun thread address unless I'm in trouble or owe
you money.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)


Lol. I'll get yours from bluebell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

244 But I was born here, know the state, and other than the Communists, am proud of it. The geography is amazing. Most of the people are great.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Everything I seen on tv of Wash State and the PNW is beautiful. I can't blame you one bit for wanting to stay.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (qBbz7)

245 I'm looking forward to seeing how CBS "News" spins the hearings tonight.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

246 She was also the Rep who exposed the fact that Comey didn't brief Congress on the Trump counterintelligence investigation because it was "too sensitive".
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

That's what I was trying to think of...

I also heard Stefanik in a debate with two other women sticking up for Kavanaugh wrt Roe vs. Wade.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (sGotD)

247 Thus why Trump, McConnell & Graham aren't doing anything. when you enemy is destroying themselves, let them
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

Just a read an article where Bill Clinton advises Trump to just ignore all of this and let his staff handle impeachment inquiry. He just needs to do his job at doing what's best for America.

Strange.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

248
I bring up the bastard ruling by the Commie WA SC, because it is a state Supreme court making the decision.

I am not a lawyer, but I do know this is a precedent that Commies in other states will use to create similar legislation. It isn't some municipal court decision.


I would expect similar legislation to be passed by Blue states with a large city dominating the political scene.

This is a canary in the coalmine warning.

Those poor mom and pop apartment owners. They are screwed royally. For many, it is their entire investment portfolio and source of income.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (sy5kK)

249 Holy Freaking Cats.

The Five just announced that Fox's Rick Leventhal has just announced his engagement to Kelly Dodd, of the Real Housewives of Orange County.

The Ho's franchise is my very guilty pleasure, and Kelly Dodd is the most foul-mouthed and physically violent bitch on the show. She pushed her own mother down a flight of stairs.


Yikes. Yeesh. Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
*************
Juan asked the question, but I was thinking the same thing... how can he afford that ring?
Does she have a lot of money?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (wiXsO)

250 What did Schiff have on pelosi to force her to give in to this farce? Is there a sex tape of her and Nadler? Nancy unbuckling his belt with her teeth?

(You're welcome)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (qkStt)

-------

Pelosi is the same as the rest of the establishement Dems.

They Matt Lauer'd the Bernie Bros in '16, and then Thundershart lost anyway.

They immediately tacked hard Left to make amends, and have only gotten worse as time has gone on, because nothing is enough for the monster babies they created.

They fought tooth-and-nail to prevent the superdelegate rules change - the Leftists won that.

They went with everything the Left wanted, and their Blue Wave turned into a puddle. Moreover, the Justice Dems hit them even harder, again from the Left, and embarrassed the establishment, particularly in AOC's district.

So they pander even harder. And on and on.

No one has anything on Nana - she's a befuddled old women, bereft of her erstwhile power, at the mercy of time and tide.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (9zpat)

251 Epstein:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za5YGbvjooI

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (vGJY7)

252 Is her nose getting wider, or is that just me?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (4esN9)
~~~~

B2

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (sGotD)

253 199 - Tom: prolly why she's prayerful all the time all of a sudden, lol!

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (4Pkdw)

254 248. Will this be appealed to SCOTUS?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (4Pkdw)

255 211 raimondo spews stupid.

All is well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

Hey, if he voted for Jill Stein he helped us out!

Lefty did something useful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM (d6Ksn)

256 oh must be a new thread up

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM (4Pkdw)

257 btw - where is willow?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM (4Pkdw)

258 The House Ethics Committee on Thursday released a trove of striking internal campaign communications sent in 2018 by Michigan Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib, in which Tlaib urgently requested money from her congressional campaign to defray personal expenses -- and, a government watchdog said, possibly violated federal law in the process.

Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi at November 14, 2019 07:53 PM (X5CsJ)

259 You, sweetheart, are totally incompetent. You lie all the time,but you haven't perfected your lying like Nancy has. How dare you set about to destroy my beloved country because you haven't really achieved anything except how to parrot your college profs and the ingrates surrounding you most of your life?

Go away.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 14, 2019 09:46 PM (xZjSg)

260 PS...She's funny looking. Really, her features are odd, not just the teeth and the poppy eyes. Strange shaped face. Just "off."

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 14, 2019 09:47 PM (xZjSg)

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