Alt-Right Nazi Hillary Clinton Expresses Caution About Whether Transwomen Are Really Women; Says Society Needs Time to Figure This Out

I call her an alt-right Nazi because I have been assured by the official keepers of permissible discourse -- our social media monopolist masters -- that questioning whether trans "women" are actually women is proof positive that one is an incel manbaby who hates women and loves guns.

But there you go.

Chelsea Clinton defended the idea that those men can become women, while her mother struck a more cautionary note.

"I do think there is a legitimate concern about women's lived experience and the importance of recognizing that, and also the importance of recognizing the self-identification [of people who identify as transgender]," said the elder Clinton woman. "This is all relatively new. People are still trying to find the language for it, trying to sort it out. I think in the right mindset this can be understood, but it's going to take some time."

I got the link -- and the headline -- from Tim Pool, who sarcastically calls this Hillary going "FULL FAR RIGHT."

Can I ask again why Democrat presidential candidates are never asked difficult questions about this, like whether trans "women" should be permitted to elect to go to women's prisons, or if trans "women" should be permitted to beat the shit out of actual women in Olympic judo matches?

Strange -- seems the supposedly unbiased and very professional media has no interest in asking Democrats wedge-issue questions that might cause friction between their activist ultra-woke base and the moderates/independents they'll need to win elections.

Meanwhile, the media had a freak-out a couple of weeks ago when Dr. Ben Carson said that he didn't think that women's shelters -- made for women fleeing men -- should also take in, well, men. Trans women.

So wedge issues are used to attack Republicans, and yet the media never even admits their existence when it comes to their precious Democrats.

Speaking of Twitter's misgendering rules: Some anti-SJW accounts on Twitter have taken to announcing their specialty pronouns, and then, per Twitter's rules, getting SJWs who "misgender" them suspended.

I heartily recommend the practice. Their rules. And if you don't want to call yourself by the wrong pronoun, just make up your own. Claim your designer pronuns are Mxyzptlk/Kltpzyxm and that you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.

Sky's the limit. There are no rules.

And then tattle to Twitter when people fail to call you that.

Again, their rules.

Someone just did this to hardcore SJW Gail Simone, a terrible feminist comics writer whose real job is creating twitter drama.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:12 PM




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1 BOOM!

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (q177U)

2 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (q177U)

3 rd

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (BqBId)

4 Huh.

Posted by: Someguy at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (O+iVW)

5 Hai hai!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (Vy7tf)

6 http://bit.ly/379wG22
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Putz-Gazette recently cut back to 3 days a week print edition. That Libtard rag is on life support
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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 12:14 PM (BqBId)

7
I'm Galt-Right, thank you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 12:14 PM (zBaqJ)

8 In before lunch!

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 12:14 PM (754s8)

9 I'll condense: The media is the enemy.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (Vy7tf)

10 The greater concern for society should be the so calle "trans-men." We have an epidemic of girls that we are failing. A lost generation that are mutilating themselves.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (q177U)

11 Whoa Nelly!

Grab the reins there Shrillary!

Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (vEIlU)

12 I'm waiting for transspecies procedures-- you know, dogs becoming transcats and vice versa.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (pPNCa)

13 Hmmm. I'm going to have to consult my Guy-necologist on this one.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (m45I2)

14 Traps are ghey.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (w1NOm)

15 "Chelsea Clinton defended the idea that those men can become women, "
.........

It's Magic!

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (v0R5T)

16 12 I'm waiting for transspecies procedures-- you know, dogs becoming transcats and vice versa.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (pPNCa)


"Ooh, HOT!"

- - Zul and Gozer LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (zBaqJ)

17 Sounds to me like Hilary's gone TERF

Posted by: StefanH at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (sfjja)

18

Geez, I just finished reading J.J.'s opening statement.

So much to catch up on.

Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (vEIlU)

19 Chelsea Clinton defended the idea that those men can become women, while her mother struck a more cautionary note.

If men can become women, it should be child's play for Chelsea to become a good-looking woman.

Yet ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (Fao6g)

20 My pronouns are "Grizzly/Schlongmeister" and don't you dare get them wrong.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

21 HILLARY IS A TERF!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahah!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (bDqIh)

22 Hillary is going to run as a centrist.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (w1NOm)

23 Welcome to the alt-right Hilz!!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (so+oy)

24
And then tattle to Twitter when people fail to call you that.

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Why is ANYBODY on Twitter ???

Its the modern day equivalent of the jr high cafeteria where there are tables for the cool kids and tables for the outcasts.

Sharks and Jets
Soc's and Greasers.
Jocks and Nerds.

Its fricking juvenile.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

25 You can call yourself whatever you want...and I'll call you whatever I want.

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (X/Pw5)

26 She's deplorable!

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (v0R5T)

27 >>People are still trying to find the language for it, trying to sort it
out. I think in the right mindset this can be understood, but it's going
to take some time."


Shorter Hillary: We're not finished indoctrinating the kidz.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (bDqIh)

28
My pronoun is Death To Socialism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (zBaqJ)

29 I identify as a cheese sandwich.

white bread/crustless

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (Y4EXg)

30 You can call yourself whatever you want...and I'll call you whatever I want.
Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (X/Pw5)

You missed their point. You will SUBMIT, Bigot!!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (KC6I2)

31 Sharks and Jets
Soc's and Greasers.
Jocks and Nerds.

Its fricking juvenile.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)


And all of them think Ferris is a righteous dude.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 14, 2019 12:19 PM (wCmLp)

32 I heartily recommend the practice. Their rules. And if you don't want to call yourself by the wrong pronoun, just make up your own. Claim your designer pronuns are Mxyzptlk/Kltpzyxm and that you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.

- - - -

I've got my preferred pronouns all set for whenever my jobs buckles to the lunacy.

"Supreme Galactic Commander of the Allied Forces."

and

"Retarded Redskin."

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 12:19 PM (ayFCE)

33 http://bit.ly/2ObcfZD
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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 12:19 PM (BqBId)

34 I tried to look up Captain Chokeout but his account is suspended. Searching for @captainchokeout on Twitter reveals a bunch of libs ratting him out to Twitter Support. Looks like he got suspended for doing to the left what the left does to the right every single day.

So I guess the rules only work in one direction.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 14, 2019 12:20 PM (BJKQV)

35
I've got my preferred pronouns all set for whenever my jobs buckles to the lunacy.

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..."asshole" is a pronoun. right???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

36 Claim your designer pronuns are Mxyzptlk/Kltpzyxm and that you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.
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*recalls Al Capp character Joe Btfsplk*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:20 PM (CDGwz)

37 You all can address me as Dauphin de Puddin Head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (T7bPb)

38 My preferred pronoun is LOLGF.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (ufFY8)

39 I'm Malt-Right

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (1XNk8)

40 The greater concern for society should be the so calle "trans-men." We have an epidemic of girls that we are failing. A lost generation that are mutilating themselves.

From everything I've seen, it's something like a 10:1 ratio of dick-choppers to labia-losers, so it's not an epidemic of girls that we're failing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (ZGrMX)

41 Prince had it going. Unpronounceable symbols.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (Vy7tf)

42
..."asshole" is a pronoun. right???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

In this new world, anything can be a pronoun.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (ayFCE)

43 Shorter Hillary: We're not finished indoctrinating the kidz.
Posted by: Lizzy
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It Takes a Child to Raze a Village

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (CDGwz)

44 We're Salt-Right!

Posted by: Yummy, Yummy Pretzels at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (1XNk8)

45 Can I ask again why Democrat presidential candidates are never asked
difficult questions about this, like fill-in-the-blank?


_______



Leninthink.


[h/t to the moron who linked to the Gary Saul Morson essay yesterday]

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (WqPYg)

46 Heh. The leftists on Twitter are lamenting that Gail Simone got he account suspended for saying something that they see as innocuous.

There is zero self-awareness with these people.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (BJKQV)

47 I identify as a Pansexual, Immortal, Omniscient, Space-Time-Traveling Dolphin (without the Rape Module).

You may address me as:

"E-EEEEE-EEEEE-EE-EEEE-EE!!!!"

or

"Sharkman"*


*(Yes, I realize that, being a dolphin, having a name like "Sharkman" is both inconsistent and somewhat pretentious, while also being arrogant in the extreme. This is all part of my clever disguise that I use when traveling the Universe in search of new adventures and knowledge).

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (IrbWq)

48 I guess Hillz's Presidential ambitions are DOA.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (tVQUs)

49 Its fricking juvenile.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

Agreed - I only look at twitter feeds once in a while because Ace follows it, apparently, but I would never dirty myself by having an account there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)

50 Willowed

I've got one...caught it on sale

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 12:11 PM

Thanxs. A sale going on here at $420. Just have to decide if I want to start a new caliber.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (axyOa)

51 Next we'll learn she carries a .45 in her cankle holster.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

52 Gender is fluid?

So, I recommend being a woman for car insurance quotes, life insurance policies, entry into sporting events, applying for a fire/police job, or during a divorce proceeding.

I guess be a dude when you want to date chicks ... not sure where else it helps anymore.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (hdzef)

53 Difference in generations here. Hillary is old school feminist, Chelsea is new wave. New Wave feminists don't care about women at all. Period.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

54 I guess Hillz's Presidential ambitions are DOA.


They're transitioning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (APv8N)

55 I identify as Liege Lord.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (axyOa)

56 44
We're Salt-Right!

Posted by: Yummy, Yummy Pretzels at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (1XNk


_______



"It's Saul-Right now, baby it's Saul-Right now ..." -- Alinksy's Radicals for No Rules for Radicals

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (WqPYg)

57 Make them live by their own rules. That is fantastic

Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (p4cc5)

58 > From everything I've seen, it's something like a 10:1 ratio of dick-choppers to labia-losers
90% of the "transwomen" don't actually get their dicks chopped off.

> Claim your designer pronuns are Mxyzptlk/Kltpzyxm and that you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.
I like to use "His/Your Imperial Majesty".


Posted by: Steve Martin at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (tJvHx)

59 My name is Joe Mannix. I'm not a cop. My preferred pronouns are bullshit, just like yours. I will behave accordingly and recommend that you do the same.

(unless, of course, you're a leftist - in which case my preferred pronoun is "fghjqrf" and I intend to push the matter)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (e/H31)

60 Next we'll learn she carries a .45 in her cankle holster.
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

********

Which, it turns out, is just a regular sized mens best (36 inch) with a holster attached

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (flINI)

61 48 I guess Hillz's Presidential ambitions are DOA.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (tVQUs)

She an alien hell zombie from the Hag Dimension so death doesn't really apply to her.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (RD7QR)

62 Next we'll learn she carries a .45 in her cankle holster.

"I carry a .7mm caliber fully automatic assault revolver in my purse, next to the hot sauce! I'm fierce!"
--Hillary Klin-ton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

63 Hillary made an entire political career characterized by hyper-masculine behavior like theft, murder and the rabid pursuit of power, based on one single predicate: "I have a pussy. Now give me the whole world."

Transgenderism presents a problem for her. If you accept that phony premise, then the phony Leftist feminism has no place, and her whole thing means nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (9zpat)

64 I've got my preferred pronouns all set for whenever my jobs buckles to the lunacy.

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..."asshole" is a pronoun. right???
Posted by: fixerupper



Master.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (qBbz7)

65 Next we'll learn she carries a .45 in her cankle holster.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

A 5XL cankle holster.

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (X/Pw5)

66 Trump should totally troll them, and say he is now a woman, and dare to call them out for bullying him.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (RzLGh)

67 Bongino is going to start a story aggregating page to compete directly with Drudge.

Nice.

He's also going to start interviewing people on his show. First interview will be tomorrow, and it will be POTUS DJT.

I really think that Bongino is part of DJT's investigatory team. He's really dug out a lot of nefarious shit in the last few years and put it together nicely in his two books, SpyGate and Exonerated.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (IrbWq)

68 Ha, Alinsky #4 Twitter's misgendering policy. Love it, ace!!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yf54j3x7

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

69 My pronouns are Lord/Milord

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

70 > I guess be a dude when you want to date chicks ...


Well, that's the beauty of being a trans-lesbian -- "woman trapped in a man's body" who still wants to have sex with women.

Posted by: Steve Martin at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (tJvHx)

71 I'll condense: The media is the enemy.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!
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You may be onto something there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (xSo9G)

72 A Christmas Story: Once upon a time Santa Claus was attempting to update the North Pole to make it more inclusive. As part of the process he had the elves prepare a list of not only who's Naughty and Nice but a list of who's male and who's female and who's somewhere in between.

Gender appropriate toys for each person on the list were loaded onto the sleigh for Christmas Eve. In order to ensure that no gift recipient got mis-gendered he would send one of the elves (Prancer or Blitzen, I'm not sure which) down the chimney to pre-check the recipient's equipment. He would only deliver a female-oriented toy if the elf reported back...

"Yes Santa Claus, there is a vagina!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (m45I2)

73 "Can I ask again why Democrat presidential candidates are never asked difficult questions about this, like whether trans "women" should be permitted to elect to go to women's prisons, or if trans "women" should be permitted to beat the shit out of actual women in Olympic judo matches?"


Sure. Because any answer they give will not satisfy all of the micro-scopic yet intensely easily offended identity groups that make up their coalition. And that will cause extreme butt-hurt, heartache, screaming, and fighting. They cannot express this stuff without causing an internal fight, and they cannot afford an internal fight right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 12:26 PM (hLRSq)

74 My pronouns are Lord/Milord
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Daddy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:26 PM (qBbz7)

75 Well, that's the beauty of being a trans-lesbian -- "woman trapped in a man's body" who still wants to have sex with women.

I know a girl who was sadly unattractive and had the body shape of a potato. But she really likes boys. So she became a homosexual man. She had the surgery and everything: now come get me boys!

I feel really, really bad for her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

76 Daddy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:26 PM (qBbz7)

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Hoosier?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

77 A 5XL cankle holster.
Posted by: BignJames
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The one with, or without the shoe?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (xSo9G)

78 >>Difference in generations here. Hillary is old school feminist, Chelsea
is new wave. New Wave feminists don't care about women at all.
Period.


Quick, someone ask Chelsea how many transwomen are profiled in her "She Persisted" and "Gutsy Women" books.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

79 Gender is fluid?

So, I recommend being a woman for car insurance quotes, life insurance policies, entry into sporting events, applying for a fire/police job, or during a divorce proceeding.

I guess be a dude when you want to date chicks ... not sure where else it helps anymore.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster


Men's bathroom at a sporting event.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (qBbz7)

80 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as a dirty self-entitled elitist lefty lesbian whore.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (sWM8x)

81 "Says Society Needs Time to Figure This Out"
Well I figured millions of years of sacred evolution would have already solved the puzzle.




Posted by: Shep Smith at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (u6xw0)

82 We need time to figure this out = "We have already decided, but you rubes need a year or two, to wrap your stupid, little minds around this."

(see also: Hide your ideas until AFTER the election)

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (xptlg)

83 I still say this issue could be like the death penalty was for the Democrats in the 70's and 80s if a Republican could exploit it properly. Might even help close the gender gap with women voters.

It seems thought that Republicans usually put their foot in their mouth and/or the media makes sure we think they put their foot in their mouth on anything regarding sexuality, so nobody on our side goes near it and just lets the crazies run the show without us ever playing offense.

I mean mandated tranny bathrooms in kid's elementary schools? That's where Obama was taking this.

Posted by: Blago at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (sjTfF)

84 My preferred pronoun is now "Otter". Use it, or be prepared to be surprised.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (h4eZh)

85 I identify as a Motaur.
My pronouns are 'scooter' and putt.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (88+cf)

86 Quick, someone ask Chelsea how many transwomen are profiled in her "She Persisted" and "Gutsy Women" books.

They managed to (have someone else) write an entire book about "gutsy women" and left out Margaret Thatcher. Go figure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (KZzsI)

87 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as a dirty self-entitled elitist lefty lesbian whore.
Posted by: Hillary! at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (sWM8x)

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Sorry Babe.

You made that decision sometime in the late 70's.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:29 PM (8XRCm)

88 Hillary is old school feminist

I see her as more of an opportunist. There's no grift for her in the girls-can-have-a-penis thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2019 12:29 PM (ppBhU)

89 I still say this issue could be like the death penalty was for the Democrats in the 70's and 80s if a Republican could exploit it properly. Might even help close the gender gap with women voters.

I agree. This is not one where people are going squishy or feeling sympathetic, its a really stark, bright line between a small minority and the rest of the country going "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???"

Easy slam dunk for the GOP.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

90 >People are still trying to find the language for it, trying to sort it out.

Easy, if you just remember "Trans" = pretend

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (h4eZh)

91 Is the SchiffShow still on today?

Posted by: dingbat at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (Qkbqn)

92 Sweden's 100 explosions this year: What's going on? You imported a lot of explodey people. But we'll never know officially: "Swedish police do not record or release the ethnicity of suspects or convicted criminals, but intelligence chief Linda H Straaf says many do share a similar profile."

https://bbc.in/2CP7Bet


The Amish strike again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (APv8N)

93 Prince had it going. Unpronounceable symbols.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid.


"The Artist Formerly Known As Potrzebie/Veeblefetzer"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (IrbWq)

94 My preferred pronoun is now "Otter". Use it, or be prepared to be surprised.
Posted by: Roy
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Oh, MY!

Posted by: George Takei at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (xSo9G)

95 91 Is the SchiffShow still on today?
Posted by: dingbat at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (Qkbqn)


Tomorrow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (zBaqJ)

96 Who wants a bucket of my hot diarrhea?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (2Mnv1)

97 I love the meme of Hillary saying a lot of voices in her head are telling her to run.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (jUVms)

98 88 I see her as more of an opportunist.

Yes, this. Hillary may once have held genuine political positions, but since her first run for POTUS (which she will never be) she's just been drifting along whichever way the polluted river of progressiveness may travel.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (1XNk8)

99 Isn't gender fluid consider a biohazard?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

100 My child identifies as an attack helicopter. As Virignia has gone full woke, I am going to sue to get a hangar and full weapons stores at the school.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (9VeU0)

101 Who wants a bucket of my hot diarrhea?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (2Mnv1)

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That suave dude sitting two rows behind you on your flight would like a bucket.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (8XRCm)

102 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (6XlcD)

103 The most grating people are the ones who aren't trans or any kind of alphabet letter who still insist on putting their perfectly obvious pronouns in their bios to show that they're allies or something.

I have a little bit of sympathy for people who are actually dealing with mental illness, but the people I've described above belong in Siberia.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (N4xQB)

104 Is the SchiffShow still on today?

Posted by: dingbat at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (Qkbqn)
..........

We had the Palsy Presser this morning. That's enough for one day.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

105 69 My pronouns are Lord/Milord
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

My pronoun of course, is Don, which translates in English to Sir.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

106 They managed to (have someone else) write an entire book about "gutsy women" and left out Margaret Thatcher. Go figure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Did Golda Meir make the cut?

Posted by: George Takei at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (xSo9G)

107 Good grief! Pelosi sounds like she's wearing Joe Biden's dentures.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (m45I2)

108 Oh, and I identify as a brown bear now. Anybody know where I can find an elk?

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

109 I see her as more of an opportunist. There's no grift for her in the girls-can-have-a-penis thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2019 12:29 PM (ppBhU)


Rodham is the most avaricious crone I've ever seen in public life. Everything she is for is based on monetary gain.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (y7DUB)

110 Crap /Takei

That was one nasty sock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (xSo9G)

111 You can't spell "alt right Nazi" without "Hillary Clinton".

And that's a fact.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (WI9RL)

112 >>Transgenderism presents a problem for her. If you accept that phony
premise, then the phony Leftist feminism has no place, and her whole
thing means nothing.


Yup.
According to their rules, DJT could show up to work on his last day a POTUS wearing a dress, declare that he is gender-fluid and at that particular moment self-identifies as a WOMAN.

Then he becomes the first woman president of the United States.

He'd be breaking the glass ceiling all by himself!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (bDqIh)

113 you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.
==================

During a discussion this week, a student correctly pointed to the selfishness of post-modern (or ultra-modernity) as the seed-bed from which this insanity has arisen and taken root. Absent a total absorption with self, this nonsense couldn't survive a single news cycle.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (RZIhl)

114 Sweden's 100 explosions this year: What's going on? You imported a lot of explodey people.

They've been having explosions around Sweden for years now, almost unreported. And this isn't firecrackers, its small bombs, like grenades.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

115 Oh, and I identify as a brown bear now.


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Big hairy African American gay man???


whoa...

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

116 102 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (6XlcD)

[Facepalm]

Posted by: 900 years of English common law at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

117 I see the Dems are doubling down on stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:35 PM (6XlcD)

118 I saw 5th Dimensional Imps open for YES. That show was one long-distance runaround, I tell ya.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 12:35 PM (1XNk8)

119 I see her as more of an opportunist. There's no grift for her in the girls-can-have-a-penis thing.

Yeah that's probably the answer right there. She's only surpassed in her her lust for money and power by Elizabeth Warren. Warren is the queen of transparent greed, she doesn't even try to hide it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

120 >>The most grating people are the ones who aren't trans or any kind of
alphabet letter who still insist on putting their perfectly obvious
pronouns in their bios to show that they're allies or something.

Trans allies.They do this to normalize announcing your gender. Trans believe they should be stigmatized by having to inform people, so they want it to become a common practice.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

121 The most grating people are the ones who aren't trans or any kind of alphabet letter who still insist on putting their perfectly obvious pronouns in their bios to show that they're allies or something.
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Signalling.

Remember when it was all the rage to write a message on your hand with a Sharpie, then take a picture of it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:36 PM (xSo9G)

122 Have your pronoun be Man Whose Huge Penis I Wish to Suck and watch heads explode.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 14, 2019 12:36 PM (QMwOT)

123 105 69 My pronouns are Lord/Milord
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

I like that one a lot!! Right now, I'm split between "Your Majesty" and "Your Honor".

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 12:36 PM (Kpl3J)

124
Trans Allie???


Thats like a torque converter.... right???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:36 PM (8XRCm)

125 My pronouns are Lord/Milord
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

My pronoun of course, is Don, which translates in English to Sir.
Posted by: Don Quixote


Patron.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (qBbz7)

126 To me, the LPGA is just unwatchable. ....However, If Caitlyn Jenner goes on tour, I might just tune in. It could be the spark that ignites the Lesbian-Transgender war. The Next Olympics could trigger it as well.

Ill just get me some popcorn and watch different types of crazy sex freaks go at each other.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (lMn1U)

127 107 Good grief! Pelosi sounds like she's wearing Joe Biden's dentures.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (m45I2)


Eyeball heroin and scotch make one powerful cocktail.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (hLRSq)

128 Ever since Chelsea squirted out from Hillary's nethers, Hillary acts as if she's superior to trannies.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (2Mnv1)

129 Absent a total absorption with self, this nonsense couldn't survive a single news cycle.
Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (RZIhl)

Its because the Media now self identifies as Journalists, not Reporters.

A Journal is a personal document, saying what you think and feel about something.

A Report is a factual document.

Thus, a Journalist is a self absorbed person reporting news.

Your theory holds up quite well.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

130 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (6XlcD)

[Facepalm]
Posted by: 900 years of English common law
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A couple of Dems have adopted this tack.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:38 PM (xSo9G)

131 126 To me, the LPGA is just unwatchable. ....However, If Caitlyn Jenner goes on tour, I might just tune in. It could be the spark that ignites the Lesbian-Transgender war. The Next Olympics could trigger it as well.

Ill just get me some popcorn and watch different types of crazy sex freaks go at each other.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (lMn1U)


Didn't someone post a graphic a few months ago that listed the LPGA audience as skewing right?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 12:39 PM (KUaJL)

132 >>So wedge issues are used to attack Republicans


This is more of a Tube Steak issue, no?

Unless by wedge you mean some sort of No Tape tucking technique?

I don't know. Can we get an expert opinion?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:39 PM (4esN9)

133 I'm a fan of "My liege", what the villagers would say in the old warcraft game when you clicked them.

Posted by: bananaDream at November 14, 2019 12:39 PM (t/4EE)

134 A couple of Dems have adopted this tack.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:38 PM (xSo9G)

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Cool.

Joe and Hunter. You two retards are up next.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

135 SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence.


*******

Didn't this trope get floated during the Kavanaugh hearings? I seem to recall...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:39 PM (m45I2)

136 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM


Given her "We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it" line, this is no surprise.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 12:40 PM (OMsf+)

137 "Yes Santa Claus, there is a vagina!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM


***

Well done.
That's going into my joke file.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:40 PM (axyOa)

138 It's a mental illness identifying as a civil right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

139 Ford to announce fully electric crossover SUV called the Ford Mustang Mach-e.

Posted by: 900 years of English common law at November 14, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

140 13 Hmmm. I'm going to have to consult my Guy-necologist on this one.
_________________

While you're there, ask him/her/xit how they do a pap smear on a "trans woman."

Do they check the ooze from the gaping wound that is cut into the man's groin to fake a vagina?

Just curious how far these loons are willing to take their delusions.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2019 12:40 PM (k4dH2)

141 This is gonna cost her .004% of the electorate!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (4esN9)

142 Then he becomes the first woman president of the United States.

He'd be breaking the glass ceiling all by himself!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (bDqIh)

Gender fluid. He could also claim first openly gay President, and every other glass ceiling claimed by the Democrats

Posted by: Downcast at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (uWiKO)

143 Didn't this trope get floated during the Kavanaugh hearings? I seem to recall...

Again, that's how the left does "justice". Just ask a boy accused of rape by a girl who later regretted her hookup in a college.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

144 Shemp sock sux

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (u6xw0)

145 I want to be an otter.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (LHj6v)

146 I love the meme of Hillary saying a lot of voices in her head are telling her to run.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM

She should run. Into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (U7cQ/)

147 damn it!!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (u6xw0)

148 "People are still trying to find the language for it, trying to sort it out. "

And if they dare come to the wrong conclusion, they will be destroyed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (oVJmc)

149 I want to be an otter.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM

Or would you rather be a mule...

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (U7cQ/)

150 Ford to announce fully electric crossover SUV called the Ford Mustang Mach-e.

Yeah they're making a mustang station wagon. Every time Ford gets the Mustang right, they ruin it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

151 Ford to announce fully electric crossover SUV called the Ford Mustang Mach-e.

Posted by: 900 years of English common law at November 14, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)
..........

Californians will love them. Especially when the Santa Anas pick up.

Posted by: PG&E at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

152 I'm too old to get a standard pap smear. I'm thinking they may have to do a Grandpap smear.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (m45I2)

153 Shemp sock sux

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (u6xw0)

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Auto eroticism.

kink ee

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (8XRCm)

154 @129; well-put.

Journalist: Self-Appointed Heralds of the Absurd.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 12:43 PM (RZIhl)

155 If it meant 'She' would be the first Female President?

I'd vote for a Tranny just to watch Hillary cry.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:43 PM (4esN9)

156
I only have two pronouns.

1.) "Yudhishthira's Dice, by the Grace of G-d, King of all the Americans, Defender of the Faith, Emperor of the World."

This is to be use in reference to me at all times. If you refer to me in the 1st person, you may append "Your Majesty," but only AFTER the full use of the pronoun.

If you're an ally, you may use the abbreviation "YD : D : G : US : OMN : REX : F : D: WLD : IMP." But you better be a real ally and pass the fucking mic if you play me close.

2.) The other is "we." I alone may use this pronoun.

Hope you've got it straight, Twitter plebs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 12:43 PM (9zpat)

157 I want to be an otter.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM


----

mmmmmm.

Ocean Veal.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:43 PM (8XRCm)

158 I've heard of Prop Wash, Rotor Wash, and buckets of Muzzle Blast, but Gender Fluid?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:43 PM (axyOa)

159 145 I want to be an otter.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (LHj6v)

I think you oughtta.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

160 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution
____________________

I know she's senile, but that's pretty ignorant, even for her.

And very un-American. Has she really never heard of the presumption of innocence, or did the concept just fall out of her syphilitic old brain?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2019 12:43 PM (k4dH2)

161 How awesome would that be?

First Black President : Obama

First Female President : A Dude and some Dick Tape.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (4esN9)

162 I want to be a sea otter and swim around with my baby on my belly, fluffing his fur and teaching him how to otter.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (LHj6v)

163 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution


She was actually trying to talk about her incontinence and got mixed up, happens sometimes to her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (U7cQ/)

164 152 I'm too old to get a standard pap smear. I'm thinking they may have to do a Grandpap smear.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (m45I2)

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Loves ya, but that my eyes roll, lol.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (RU4sa)

165 150 Ford to announce fully electric crossover SUV called the Ford Mustang Mach-e.

Yeah they're making a mustang station wagon. Every time Ford gets the Mustang right, they ruin it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

And here I thought the Mustang II in the 70's was bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (Kpl3J)

166 2nd person, rather.

Plebs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (9zpat)

167 We only have two pronouns.

1.) "Yudhishthira's Dice, by the Grace of G-d, King of all the Americans, Defender of the Faith, Emperor of the World."

This is to be use in reference to us at all times. If you refer to us the 1st person, you may append "Your Majesty," but only AFTER the full use of the pronoun.

If you're an ally, you may use the abbreviation "YD : D : G : US : OMN : REX : F : D: WLD : IMP." But you better be a real ally and pass the fucking mic if you play us close.

2.) The other is "we." We alone may use this pronoun.

Hope you've got it straight, Twitter plebs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 12:43 PM (9zpat)

FIFY

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (KUaJL)

168 155. Reminds me of The Simpsons, where Lisa became the first "straight female" POTUS.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (wGbBR)

169 152 I'm too old to get a standard pap smear. I'm thinking they may have to do a Grandpap smear.
______________

Do they have to pull your finger first?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (k4dH2)

170 First Black President : Obama

"You mean me, right?"
--Bill Clinton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

171 willowed: 392 31 Guatemalan illegals were caught by the CBP yesterday near Big Bend TX. An unusual place to see groups of illegals crossing. All of them were wearing camo outerwear.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (Pzzpr)


Sanderson area is a hell of a place to cross.
Breitbart:http://tinyurl.com/ucf2st2
CBP tweet and photo: http://tinyurl.com/vdwqhr4

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (AfYvi)

172 161 How awesome would that be?

First Black President : Obama

First Female President : A Dude and some Dick Tape.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (4esN9)

Well Bhussein was only Half Black so the Tranny would only need to tits done.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (JFO2v)

173 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM

Given her "We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it" line, this is no surprise.
Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 12:40 PM (OMsf+)


The betrayal of John Roberts on this will never stop bothering me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (y7DUB)

174 Sure, it SOUNDS cool, to go through the operation, and become a dolphin, but there are drawbacks.

Wait, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Gerald Broflovski at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (FJYfm)

175 170 First Black President : Obama

"You mean me, right?"
--Bill Clinton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

==========

"Hey!"
-Woodrow Wilson in blackface

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (q80AH)

176 But don't you find it ironic that every woman who ever had a Pap smear was misgendered?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)

177 My preferred pronoun is "Yes, I consent to sexual intercourse with you"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)

178 https://reut.rs/33NrVZN
********
U.S. envoy Sondland did not link Biden probe to aid: Ukraine minister - Reuters

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (BqBId)

179 Ford to announce fully electric crossover SUV called the Ford Mustang Mach-e.

Posted by: 900 years of English common law at November 14, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)
..........

Californians will love them. Especially when the Santa Anas pick up.

Posted by: PG&E at November 14, 2019 12:42 PM


***

So Ford is dumping the Ranger and making Santa Anas?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (axyOa)

180 Such harsh and hurtful rhetoric from Hillary. Next she will be questioning the right of gay men to have hand babies. What a hate filled monster.

Posted by: Paul Peckerwood at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (CeBou)

181 BREAKING...

Unidentified ewok found suicided with six gunshot wounds to the back of the head in apartment filled with unnecessary amounts of shelving

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (j3npP)

182 Trump Baby Balloon slasher: "First time I've ever seen a liberal get upset about chopping up a baby"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

183 >>SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence.


Is this a trial or a political process?
If it's a trial, then why are they not following the standards of our criminal justice system, including presumption of innocence, facing an accuser, evidentiary stands (e.g., not hearsay), etc.?
If it is a political process then why is "proving his innocence" and issue?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:47 PM (bDqIh)

184 Is this a trial or a political process?
If it's a trial, then why are they not following the standards of our criminal justice system, including presumption of innocence, facing an accuser, evidentiary stands (e.g., not hearsay), etc.?
If it is a political process then why is "proving his innocence" and issue?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:47 PM (bDqIh)

(Jump to top of page)

Shut up! they explained

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 12:47 PM (KUaJL)

185 181 BREAKING...

Unidentified ewok found suicided with six gunshot wounds to the back of the head in apartment filled with unnecessary amounts of shelving
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (j3npP)

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LMAO

Not that anything happening to ace would be funny, but the shelving meme...

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 12:47 PM (RU4sa)

186 The left's decided to step back due to the Trans athlete issue being ridiculous. Hillary was just signalling people about. Another leftist mouthpiece, Southpark is doing the same. Soon you'll seen the entire left step back on the issue and magically forget they ever pushed for trans athletes.

Posted by: BC at November 14, 2019 12:47 PM (G92yJ)

187 I was low on Gender Fluid just last week. Topped off, I feel fine.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:48 PM (flINI)

188 So I'm guessing the over/under on the number of MSM outlets who will call-out Felonious on her raging transphobia (or whatever they call it) is at 1, in which case I would take the under.

But the MSM is totes unbiased and never, ever picks sides, h8rs.

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 12:48 PM (77WPm)

189 171 willowed: 392 31 Guatemalan illegals were caught by the CBP yesterday near Big Bend TX. An unusual place to see groups of illegals crossing. All of them were wearing camo outerwear.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (Pzzpr)


Sanderson area is a hell of a place to cross.
Breitbart:http://tinyurl.com/ucf2st2
CBP tweet and photo: http://tinyurl.com/vdwqhr4

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM (AfYvi)

You don't immigrate there, you infiltrate there.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

190 So, Hillary is "Literally Eva Braun"?

Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 12:49 PM (IrbWq)

191
My preferred pronoun is "Yes, I consent to sexual intercourse with you"
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)

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That make me moist.

Posted by: Rosa Delauro at November 14, 2019 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

192 31 Guatemalan illegals were caught by the CBP yesterday near Big Bend TX. An unusual place to see groups of illegals crossing. All of them were wearing camo outerwear.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (Pzzpr)


Sanderson area is a hell of a place to cross.
Breitbart:http://tinyurl.com/ucf2st2
CBP tweet and photo: http://tinyurl.com/vdwqhr4



Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM


***

Looks like they all have the same ruck too.

Yeah...nothing dangerous here.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:49 PM (axyOa)

193 >>Not that anything happening to ace would be funny


No.


Never that.


Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:49 PM (4esN9)

194 So, Hillary is "Literally Eva Braun"?



Mein Fuhrer...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

195 Didn't someone post a graphic a few months ago that listed the LPGA audience as skewing right?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 12:39 PM (KUaJL)

That was me! PGA and LPGA were both pretty solidly right on the chart, while men's and women's tennis both skewed left.

I'd also argue that LPGA has the most attractive female athletes, but that's a matter of taste of course.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (N4xQB)

196 193 >>Not that anything happening to ace would be funny


No.


Never that.


Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:49 PM (4esN9)

=========

If he can figure out he drill, he should be fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (q80AH)

197 FIFY
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (KUaJL)

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Syntactic and grammatical ambiguity is our royal prerogative. Pleb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (9zpat)

198 Might as well go full Spacelord


https://youtu.be/dscfeQOMuGw

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (FhXTo)

199 192 31 Guatemalan illegals were caught by the CBP yesterday near Big Bend TX. An unusual place to see groups of illegals crossing. All of them were wearing camo outerwear.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (Pzzpr)


Sanderson area is a hell of a place to cross.
Breitbart:http://tinyurl.com/ucf2st2
CBP tweet and photo: http://tinyurl.com/vdwqhr4



Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 12:45 PM


***

Looks like they all have the same ruck too.

Yeah...nothing dangerous here.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:49 PM (axyOa)

And keep in mind that the Cartels are basically the Mexican armed forces now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

200 197 FIFY
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (KUaJL)

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Syntactic and grammatical ambiguity is our royal prerogative. Pleb.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (9zpat)

Oh. Sorry. FIFWe

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (KUaJL)

201 187 I was low on Gender Fluid just last week. Topped off, I feel fine.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:48 PM (flINI)

Type F or Type M

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (JFO2v)

202 >>Guatemalan illegals were caught by the CBP yesterday near Big Bend TX. An unusual place to see groups of illegals crossing. All of them were wearing camo outerwear.


Just gut shoot them and leave them.

Vultures gotta eat, same as worms.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:51 PM (4esN9)

203 >>Soon you'll seen the entire left step back on the issue and magically forget they ever pushed for trans athletes.

Yeah, not a chance seeing as the 2019 Congress' first order of business was passing the Equality Act, which requires trans athletes must be allowed to compete withing the sport/competition that comports with their identified gender.


They're already on record supporting this, and they will enact this legislation as soon as they get the majorities in the House and Senate needed.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:52 PM (bDqIh)

204 187 I was low on Gender Fluid just last week. Topped off, I feel fine.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:48 PM (flINI)

Type F or Type M
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (JFO2v)

*******

M. If'n I spent less time in my bunk I'd prolly have to top off less.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:52 PM (flINI)

205 203 >>Soon you'll seen the entire left step back on the issue and magically forget they ever pushed for trans athletes.

Yeah, not a chance seeing as the 2019 Congress' first order of business was passing the Equality Act, which requires trans athletes must be allowed to compete withing the sport/competition that comports with their identified gender.


They're already on record supporting this, and they will enact this legislation as soon as they get the majorities in the House and Senate needed.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:52 PM (bDqIh)

==========

The same way Republicans repealed and replaced the ACA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 12:52 PM (q80AH)

206 Ford to announce fully electric crossover SUV called the Ford Mustang Mach-e.

Yeah they're making a mustang station wagon. Every time Ford gets the Mustang right, they ruin it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


They are making a one off 900 hp 1000 ft lb torque mustang, Ford Mustang Lithium, partnering with Webasto.

https://engt.co/2rMjBLN

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:52 PM (qBbz7)

207 SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence.

Fuck you, Trump explained.

Or, more detailed, I did Not. Have. Sexual Relations. With that Country, the Ukraine...

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 12:53 PM (77WPm)

208 And here I thought the Mustang II in the 70's was bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 12:44 PM (Kpl3J)


My first car. A Mach 1. With a 140 ci 4 cylinder. Sigh.

Anyway, the Mustang Mach-e is not the replacement of the Mustang coupe. They will keep making those. Including the Shelby GT500 which has 760hp.


Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 12:53 PM (9VeU0)

209 Gender fluid is what I water my plants with.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 14, 2019 12:53 PM (N4xQB)

210 And keep in mind that the Cartels are basically the Mexican armed forces now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
--------------------

The cartels are now more powerful than the Mexican Army. The cartels have been more powerful than local police in Mexico for quite awhile.

Isn't this a textbook definition of a failed state? That the criminal element runs the country and the legitimate government is allowed to be the "face" of the government but only at the pleasure of the criminals?

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2019 12:53 PM (oGBso)

211
M. If'n I spent less time in my bunk I'd prolly have to top off less.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:52 PM (flINI)

-----

Hey Big Feller.

Can I top you off???

Posted by: SHEP! at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

212 OT, but can confirm that Big Tech is censoring mentions of Eric Ciaramella. I've posted an RCP story about him three times on Facebook since last night, and in each case it's been deleted in like an hour. Doesn't show up on my activity log or anything.

Oh well. I'll just keep reposting it.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (2PXwn)

213 Alt-Right Nazi Hillary Clinton Expresses Caution About Whether Transwomen Are Really Women


Oooo, oooo, I know this one!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

214 They're already on record supporting this, and they will enact this legislation as soon as they get the majorities in the House and Senate needed.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:52 PM (bDqIh)

==========

The same way Republicans repealed and replaced the ACA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



The left fights for what they want. We don't.
Remember who GAVE us the ACA?

It wasn't the Republicans.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (qBbz7)

215 >>They are making a one off 900 hp 1000 ft lb torque mustang, Ford Mustang Lithium, partnering with Webasto.


Stupid shit.

Just build simple cars that look and perform well. The Mustang was a very specific type of vehicle and that original recipe has never been unpopular.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (4esN9)

216 And keep in mind that the Cartels are basically the Mexican armed forces now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM


***

When I was stationed in Arizona, some years ago, I saw a lot of briefings on this. I realized that with just $2-300 million, I could create, train, and equip a Regiment of light infantry.
Too easy.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (axyOa)

217 Isn't this a textbook definition of a failed state? That the criminal element runs the country and the legitimate government is allowed to be the "face" of the government but only at the pleasure of the criminals?

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2019 12:53 PM (oGBso)

Not disagreeing, but that sounds an awful lot like what we have in this country right now.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (ayFCE)

218 The Ace icons have disappeared off every device's chrome and Firefox search page! Even when there's room for more favorites.

Wth is going on.

Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (5XZ3B)

219 214
The left fights for what they want. We don't.
Remember who GAVE us the ACA?

It wasn't the Republicans.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (qBbz7)

========

Just noting that it's common for parties out of power to "pass" things they would never actually pass when in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 12:55 PM (q80AH)

220 181 BREAKING...

Unidentified ewok found suicided with six gunshot wounds to the back of the head in apartment filled with unnecessary amounts of shelving
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 12:46 PM (j3npP)

And not a scrap of food to be found.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 12:55 PM (NWiLs)

221
The Ace icons have disappeared off every device's chrome and Firefox search page! Even when there's room for more favorites.


----

Still on my laptop.

Posted by: SHEP! at November 14, 2019 12:56 PM (8XRCm)

222
ug sock

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:56 PM (8XRCm)

223 Speaking of food, I just realized I'm damn hungry. Time to raid the fridge.

*dons hazmat suit*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

224 Indulging these people must be bad for their psyche so it must be difficult.

NPCs who disagree with you won't get the shorthand "everything the left does is poison".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2019 12:57 PM (Cnuvs)

225 Translated from bloviated harridanese: "Tell me what will get me elected and then I will agree with that opinion."

Posted by: scruboak at November 14, 2019 12:57 PM (kZVsz)

226 Anyone know who shot up the CA school?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 12:57 PM (T7bPb)

227 204
187 I was low on Gender Fluid just last week. Topped off, I feel fine.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:48 PM (flINI)



Type F or Type M

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (JFO2v)



*******



M. If'n I spent less time in my bunk I'd prolly have to top off less.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:52 PM (flINI)
Make sure you check your tranny fluid.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 12:57 PM (N39Ws)

228 Heil Trump!

Posted by: George Lincoln Trump at November 14, 2019 12:58 PM (j5f5f)

229 *dons hazmat suit*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

Be careful with Don's Hazmat Suit. You have no idea where it's been.

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 12:58 PM (77WPm)

230 Heh..I actually checked my phone.

(nothing surprises)

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 12:58 PM (u6xw0)

231 Be careful with Don's Hazmat Suit. You have no idea where it's been.
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 12:58 PM

it's more what's inside the suit than on the outside.

Posted by: Don at November 14, 2019 12:59 PM (U7cQ/)

232 Looks like they all have the same ruck too.

Yeah...nothing dangerous here.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:49 PM (axyOa)

And keep in mind that the Cartels are basically the Mexican armed forces now.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

I used to have a friend who had some ranch property near Sanderson - that is some rough territory to cross on foot. I'll guarantee that all 31 of these Guatemalans are going to be military-aged men, because you sure don't take any women and children on a 50 mile long hike through a mountainous desert.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)

233 Such originality.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

234 >>The same way Republicans repealed and replaced the ACA?

Completely different game.
One side will push, push, push to get what it wants, no matter how many times it fails, no matter how many small steps it takes to get there.They are happy to lie, cheat, steal to get every victory on the path to that goal.

The other side will push, push, push to get more money and bodies elected because no matter how much $$ they raise, and how many elections they with, and their goal is always just. . .out. . .of . . . reach, you guyz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

235 226
Anyone know who shot up the CA school?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 12:57 PM (T7bPb)
Reports are it is a 15yr old "asian" student. Has been apprehended. Weapon(s) recovered. No idea on motive.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

236 This just in. WHITE HOUSE IN CRISIS. San Fran Nan credibly accuses President Trump of being a great big poopy head. Trump refuse to prove his innocence. Impeachment imminent.

Posted by: MSM Suits at November 14, 2019 01:00 PM (ymnmz)

237 231 Be careful with Don's Hazmat Suit. You have no idea where it's been.
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 12:58 PM

That's why the base layer is a body condom.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (NWiLs)

238 A tweet in my timeline:

"Michelle Obama was one of the most iconic First Ladies EVER. But she and her family have been dragged through the MUD by Donald Trump. So we're reaching out to (95) Democrats in your state to see what they think of Michelle's legacy.

Start your Michelle Obama Legacy Survey"

I'm torn between 'worst fashion sense ever' and 'floppiest triceps ever'.

Thoughts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (Z2naF)

239 When I was stationed in Arizona, some years ago, I saw a lot of briefings on this. I realized that with just $2-300 million, I could create, train, and equip a Regiment of light infantry.
Too easy.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (axyOa)


Many of the cartel are ex Army and Marineros, some who have been trained by us.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (AfYvi)

240 Anyone know who shot up the CA school?

Posted by: Puddin Head


Reports are it is a 15yr old "asian" student. Has been apprehended. Weapon(s) recovered. No idea on motive.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Tora! Tora! Tora!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (qBbz7)

241 Anyone know who shot up the CA school?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 12:57 PM (T7bPb)
Reports are it is a 15yr old "asian" student. Has been apprehended. Weapon(s) recovered. No idea on motive.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

I wonder if it's the American or British definition of "Asian." If it's the latter I can guess what the motive is, but if it's the former we genuinely don't know.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (N4xQB)

242 It's frankly astounding that Hillary clinton can be basically this spineless and afraid of taking a stance, but at the same time say things like the "deplorables" comment.

How incompetent do you have to be to be both an extremist and a spineless maneuvering hack?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 01:02 PM (KUaJL)

243 Start your Michelle Obama Legacy Survey"

I'm torn between 'worst fashion sense ever' and 'floppiest triceps ever'.

Thoughts?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (Z2naF)

Best looking Tranny since RuPaul!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:02 PM (Kpl3J)

244 Would Bill Clinton sexually harass a transgender?

If not, why not......?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at November 14, 2019 01:02 PM (C+We0)

245 They got the Popeye sandwich killer. Think I will stick with Christian chicken. Zulu Chicken price is just too high.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:02 PM (T7bPb)

246 Deval Patrick is IN.
He resigned from Bain Capital yesterday.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

247 I wonder if it's the American or British definition of "Asian." If it's the latter I can guess what the motive is, but if it's the former we genuinely don't know.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (N4xQB)

Pretty sure that asian guys are approaching white men in the Progressive Scale of Victimhood.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (KUaJL)

248 >>I'm torn between 'worst fashion sense ever' and 'floppiest triceps ever'.


"Best Tuck on a First Lady, Evah!:

You can't even tell she has a huge Dick.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (4esN9)

249 Kevin McCarthy:
Some Democrats Consider Changing Party Affiliation Over Impeachment

We don't need anymore Trans-Republicans.

Posted by: Downcast at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (uWiKO)

250 I wonder if it's the American or British definition
of "Asian." If it's the latter I can guess what the motive is, but if
it's the former we genuinely don't know.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (N4xQB)

===
If latter, after yelling allah akbar, we may never know his true intentions.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (pw+jk)

251 My YMCA has a trans dude. Obviously a large ugly guy. Now is a large ugly woman. Odd.

Posted by: Philip at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (7Kcow)

252
If you were on the ONT last night, you know that our own CBD was trapped on an airplane with Xer Majesty and Princess Hubbell yesterday.

My advice to CBD:

Before you leave GB, find a rabbi (who is a cantor) and a minyan to blow the shofar, after singing the 91st Psalm three times.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (9zpat)

253 106
They managed to (have someone else) write an entire book about "gutsy women" and left out Margaret Thatcher. Go figure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

-----



Did Golda Meir make the cut?

Posted by: George Takei at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (xSo9G)


Wait wut?

Posted by: Sandra Day O'Conner at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (ymnmz)

254 ErikWemple @ErikWemple
The Open Society Foundations is asking Fox News/Fox Business to ban Joe diGenova from its air after his anti-Semitic attack on George Soros last night on Fox Business's "Lou Dobbs Tonight." DiGenova said that Soros controlled a "very large" part of the State Department.
*********
Georgie's Asshole is Puckering

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (BqBId)

255 Deval Patrick is IN.
He resigned from Bain Capital yesterday.
Posted by: Lizzy


THE Bain Capital? Mitt Romney's Bain Capital?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (qBbz7)

256 O/T but carried over:

341 Well, fuck that. I'm with Jack and Tom and others on this. I see it as a plus and if people wish to jump off the Trump train because things are getting difficult AS EXPECTED then move out of the way but leave your supplies and MREs as the remainder of us are gonna need them as the battle wears on.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine

Here we are with the same false dichotomy: If you don't agree that everything is progressing "just the way he wants it", then you don't support Trump. No, I just don't support the pollyannas who think everything happening now, from the loss of the House, to Mueller, to this impeachment show trial is all the deus ex machina work of a multidimensional chess grandmaster. I do not believe that this is what was "expected, and had to happen'.

Posted by: CN
-------
The false dichotomy here is that you insinuate that I agree with everything PDJFT decides and believe that everything is falling in line as planned which isn't true. What I have said from the beginning is that I want the Gimmedats to move forward with their false impeachment non-senses and urge them to have this impeachment inquiry BS and come up with some really fake BS articles of impeachment so the Senate CAN hold a trail turning over ever leaf and look into every crevice revealing it all and then holding a vote. Which I believe will splinter the Gimmedat party 60/40 but then again WTF do I know.

Will it every get to that - I dunno, maybe Nanzi "the President is a domestic threat" Palzi comes to her senses in time to save her party.. but we all knew this was coming and to say we didn't is simply disingenuous.

Feel free to disagree as you wish but "who's side are we on when the rubber meets the road?"

Someone who literally fights for us and the country every damn day (even though he may make us roll our eyes on occasion) or the other side who is doing everything they can to ensure that this Great Nation of ours ceases to exist as we know it.

I've made my decision...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (sA0t4)

257 So if two dude trannies get in a fight am I supposed to yell "CHICK FIGHT!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (IGJk8)

258 Start your Michelle Obama Legacy Survey"



I'm torn between 'worst fashion sense ever' and 'floppiest triceps ever'.



Thoughts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (Z2naF)

===
Biggest penis of any First "Lady."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (pw+jk)

259 >>The Open Society Foundations is asking Fox News/Fox Business to ban Joe diGenova from its air after his anti-Semitic attack on George Soros last night on Fox Business's "Lou Dobbs Tonight." DiGenova said that Soros controlled a "very large" part of the State Department.



Nothing Anti-Semitic about targeting that Nazi Stooge.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (4esN9)

260 If latter, after yelling allah akbar, we may never know his true intentions.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (pw+jk)

---

"Allahu Ackbar," the Arabic term for "My motivation is not clear."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (N4xQB)

261 238 A tweet in my timeline:

"Michelle Obama was one of the most iconic First Ladies EVER. But she and her family have been dragged through the MUD by Donald Trump. So we're reaching out to (95) Democrats in your state to see what they think of Michelle's legacy.

Start your Michelle Obama Legacy Survey"

I'm torn between 'worst fashion sense ever' and 'floppiest triceps ever'.

Thoughts?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (Z2naF)

Hung like a horse!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

262 No idea on motive.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:00 PM (N39Ws)
.........

So. The FBI is involved?

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

263 It turns out the school shooting in CA was done by a 15 year old asian kid.

What will the Dems come up with to tie it to Trump.

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (dKm4U)

264 241
I wonder if it's the American or British definition
of "Asian." If it's the latter I can guess what the motive is, but if
it's the former we genuinely don't know.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (N4xQB)

Before the day is out, it'll be labeled by MSM as a "white asian".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (N39Ws)

265 I used to have a friend who had some ranch property near Sanderson - that is some rough territory to cross on foot. I'll guarantee that all 31 of these Guatemalans are going to be military-aged men, because you sure don't take any women and children on a 50 mile long hike through a mountainous desert.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 12:59 PM

***

Same, only my buddies all live I Arizona in and around Douglas, Bisbee and Sierra Vista. (Oddly no one ever settled into Tombstone.) The valley is much more friendly to family crossings, but it can be dicey every day if you live in more isolated areas. And be VERY CAREFUL during hunting season.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (axyOa)

266 217 Isn't this a textbook definition of a failed state? That the criminal element runs the country and the legitimate government is allowed to be the "face" of the government but only at the pleasure of the criminals?

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2019 12:53 PM (oGBso)

Not disagreeing, but that sounds an awful lot like what we have in this country right now.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (ayFCE)

It sounds exactly like the failed city-states built and run (into the ground) by the Dem since the 1950s.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (JFO2v)

267

Kick xer in the taco, Paco!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (RO1ph)

268 CBD saw cankles in person?

Did she stink?

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (1XAal)

269 Lloyd Blankfein@lloydblankfein
Surprised to be featured in Sen Warren's campaign ad, given the many severe critics she has out there. Not my candidate, but we align on many issues. Vilification of people as a member of a group may be good for her campaign, not the country. Maybe tribalism is just in her DNA.

-
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE HASN'T GOT ANY DNA.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

270 263 It turns out the school shooting in CA was done by a 15 year old asian kid.

What will the Dems come up with to tie it to Trump.
Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (dKm4U)

Driven to it by Trump's sanctions on China.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

271
So Hillary is going to run as a semi-man,like buttigieg in
20/20.....

20% Dick 20% Pussy

and 60% Blubber.

She's my MAN! Vote Oily & Offended.

Posted by: saf at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (5IHGB)

272 262
No idea on motive.



Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

.........



So. The FBI is involved?

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
Probably used one of the "Fast and Furious" firearms.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (N39Ws)

273
Hillary is talking sense because she wants to make her (never-to-happen) run more plausible. She's teasing a never-to-happen run so that she can claim political prosecution if Horowitz or Durham enters her circle of cronies and sycophants.

She's also allowing Chelsea in on the faux "debate" on transgenderism to get Chelsea into politics.

There is nothing real here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (oznfN)

274 I wonder if it's the American or British definition
of "Asian." If it's the latter I can guess what the motive is, but if it's the former we genuinely don't know.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


Goat fucker isn't asian in anyone's book. No matter HOW much they lie to themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (qBbz7)

275 THE Bain Capital? Mitt Romney's Bain Capital?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (qBbz7)

no, that was Bain Capital

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM (rpxSz)

276 257 So if two dude trannies get in a fight am I supposed to yell "CHICK FIGHT!?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (IGJk

Tuck-us ruckus?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

277
He resigned from Bain Capital yesterday.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

-------

Hmmmmmm.

I wonder if working for Bain Capitol in 2019 is as evil as working for Bain Capitol was in 2012.

If I remember correctly.... working for Bain was an immediate disqualification for holding office.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

278 Reports are it is a 15yr old "asian" student. Has been apprehended. Weapon(s) recovered. No idea on motive.


a local parent is on Twitter saying they got a weird email two days ago saying "rumors of danger to students are exaggerated all is well" (in essence)

that person is PISSED OFF today

so, Known Wolf it looks like. and he could well be Asian as in what we'd typically consider when we use the term, remember that other guy? sorry I can't forget his name. Incel dude who made this crazy video manifesto thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 14, 2019 01:06 PM (Rarvo)

279 263. Asian white supremacist.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2019 01:06 PM (wGbBR)

280 If I remember correctly.... working for Bain was an immediate disqualification for holding office.


oh no sorry it's fine for Leftists to work there

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 14, 2019 01:06 PM (Rarvo)

281 I identify as
Epstein did not kill himself bitches.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 14, 2019 01:07 PM (J9wxX)

282 Isn't this a textbook definition of a failed state? That the criminal element runs the country and the legitimate government is allowed to be the "face" of the government but only at the pleasure of the criminals?



Posted by: Boots

---

That almost defines the US, except the criminal element and the 'legitimate' government are one and the same.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 14, 2019 01:07 PM (ARrEm)

283 I saw Cankles from a distance once, when she was conducting her "listening tour" of NY while running as a carpetbagger for the Senate. She spoke at a hotel a few blocks down the street. Blocks were closed off in every direction.

The event itself was typical Hilz...invitation only, all of the audience carefully screened to make sure they were friendly democrats.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 01:07 PM (1XNk8)

284 Ah, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your balance sheet!

Posted by: Bain at November 14, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

285 >>THE Bain Capital? Mitt Romney's Bain Capital?


Managing Partner there, yeah.Funny, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 01:08 PM (bDqIh)

286 251 My YMCA has a trans dude. Obviously a large ugly guy. Now is a large ugly woman. Odd.
Posted by: Philip at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (7Kcow)

So he is ignoring 2 of the 4 letters in Y M C A

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:08 PM (JFO2v)

287 217 Isn't this a textbook definition of a failed state? That the criminal element runs the country and the legitimate government is allowed to be the "face" of the government but only at the pleasure of the criminals?
Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2019 12:53 PM (oGBso)

Not disagreeing, but that sounds an awful lot like what we have in this country right now.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 12:54 PM (ayFCE)

I would say that's the reality for most every government at every time. For most people, as long as their own lives aren't impacted too terribly, they can live with it.

I would say that a Failed State is when, even with the criminal element's backing, no one is able to run anything at all anymore. Libya is a failed state; their government now consists of teenagers driving around in land cruisers with .50 cal machine guns mounted in back. MadMaxistan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)

288 Never mind the Cankled One. Glory be the day when I never have to hear the opinion of freaking Chelsea Clinton on any topic under the sun. A useless toad, whose thoughts on any given subject mean less than zero to me, and should to every other sentient being as well.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:08 PM (JoUsr)

289 CBD saw cankles in person?
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM


Then at least we can look forward to a cessation of that maple syrup on French Toast phobia.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 01:08 PM (Z2naF)

290 California better pass a law against 15 year olds buying guns...
Ok, they already have one of those. I got it, make shooting people illegal...
Damn, have one of those too...

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:09 PM (dKm4U)

291 A useless toad, whose thoughts on any given subject mean less than zero to me, and should to every other sentient being as well.


Hey! I'm right here, you know...geez.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

292 290 California better pass a law against 15 year olds buying guns...
Ok, they already have one of those. I got it, make shooting people illegal...
Damn, have one of those too...

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:09 PM (dKm4U)

We need a national conversation about common-sense 15-year-old control.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

293 Any more bombshells go off this morning? haha! Bombshells! Fake Tapper is trying hard to make something out of the impeachment probe, but its not working.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 01:10 PM (NVYyb)

294 This is evil genius by Hillary.

She distances herself from the clown car candidates by seeming to be the electable moderate.

They Give her the nomination, because pretending to be electable is everything.

She goes on to get he ass kicked again.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 14, 2019 01:10 PM (6/uwW)

295 THE Bain Capital? Mitt Romney's Bain Capital?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:04 PM (qBbz7)

no, that was Bain Capital

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 01:05 PM


***

Das Bain Kapital?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 01:10 PM (axyOa)

296 Start your Michelle Obama Legacy Survey"

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Maybe a statue of her jackbooted foot on our throat while her hand reaches for our wallet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)

297 Reports are it is a 15yr old "asian" student. Has been apprehended. Weapon(s) recovered. No idea on motive.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

THOSE DAMN WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI ASIANS!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 01:10 PM (j3npP)

298 I'm torn between 'worst fashion sense ever' and 'floppiest triceps ever'.

Try "most conspicuous bulge in a first lady"

I wonder if it's the American or British definition of "Asian." If it's the latter I can guess what the motive is, but if it's the former we genuinely don't know.

Yeah that's what I'm wondering. Or Malaysian, from a country 80% Muslim...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

299 Something that would make the world a far, far better place would be the disappearance of the professional pundit class.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

300 So if two dude trannies get in a fight am I supposed to yell "CHICK FIGHT!?

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Rock'em Sock'em Fembots?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (JoUsr)

301 299 Something that would make the world a far, far better place would be the disappearance of the professional pundit class.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

And lawyers too. Well, this one at least.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

302 I saw Cankles from a distance once, when she was
conducting her "listening tour" of NY while running as a carpetbagger
for the Senate. She spoke at a hotel a few blocks down the street.
Blocks were closed off in every direction.



The event itself was typical Hilz...invitation only, all of the
audience carefully screened to make sure they were friendly democrats.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 01:07 PM (1XNk

I saw AlGore once back in 2000. We were eating lunch outside and some Secret Service guys came to our table and asked if we wanted to come over and shake hands with him. The three of us laughed and said no fucking way. The SS guys nodded their heads and chuckled a bit. Gore looked like a lizard.

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (dKm4U)

303 So he is ignoring 2 of the 4 letters in Y M C A

And, likely, the 3rd as well

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

304 Apparently it's Katie Hill's old HS. Maybe this kid was pissed at being the only student she didn't bang.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 01:12 PM (oZ6kz)

305 297
Reports are it is a 15yr old "asian" student. Has been apprehended. Weapon(s) recovered. No idea on motive.



Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:00 PM (N39Ws)



THOSE DAMN WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI ASIANS!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 01:10 PM (j3npP)
Reports are saying that the 15yr old suspect did what Epstein didn't do.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:12 PM (N39Ws)

306 I would say that a Failed State is when, even with the criminal element's backing, no one is able to run anything at all anymore. Libya is a failed state; their government now consists of teenagers driving around in land cruisers with .50 cal machine guns mounted in back. MadMaxistan.

Posted by: Tom Servo
==========
Definitions are easiest to see at the extremes. I think Mexico is sort of the mid way point between where we are now and madMaxistan. Although Mexico in certain areas is madMaxistan.

In parts of Chicago we are madMaxistan . . .

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2019 01:12 PM (skkHN)

307 So if two dude trannies get in a fight am I supposed to yell "CHICK FIGHT!?



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Rock'em Sock'em Fembots?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (JoUsr)

Nah, just yell "punch her in the junk"

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:12 PM (dKm4U)

308 286 251 My YMCA has a trans dude. Obviously a large ugly guy. Now is a large ugly woman. Odd.
Posted by: Philip at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (7Kcow)

So he is ignoring 2 of the 4 letters in Y M C A
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:08 PM (JFO2v)

Old trans, there's no need to feel down
I said, old trans, pick yourself off the ground
I said, old trans, 'cause you're new in a town
There's no need to be unhappy

Old trans, there's a place you can go
I said, old trans, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA

Posted by: It Takes a Village People at November 14, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

309 The SS guys nodded their heads and chuckled a bit. Gore looked like a lizard.
Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (dKm4U)

LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 01:12 PM (1XNk8)

310 299 Something that would make the world a far, far better place would be the disappearance of the professional pundit class.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

How would we know when we can wear white? Or what brand dungarees to wear to the farmhouse? Or which party is best on Nantucket?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:13 PM (JFO2v)

311
The three of us laughed and said no fucking way. The SS guys nodded their heads and chuckled a bit. Gore looked like a lizard.
Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (dKm4U)

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Good move.

Chakra Fluid is disgusting.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:13 PM (8XRCm)

312 And lawyers too. Well, this one at least.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM


Dude. Call a Nurse.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 01:13 PM (Z2naF)

313 300
So if two dude trannies get in a fight am I supposed to yell "CHICK FIGHT!?



--



Rock'em Sock'em Fembots?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (JoUsr)
Hen peckers?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 01:13 PM (N39Ws)

314 New fact on Ukraine (or at least new to me). It turns out their Finance Minister up until about two years ago is an American, and she is back here in the States, and now works on the Puerto Rican debt restructuring.

I bet she knows something about the Biden pay-for-play world of fun in the Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/meq2nkb

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 01:13 PM (NVYyb)

315 I would say that a Failed State is when, even with the criminal element's backing, no one is able to run anything at all anymore. Libya is a failed state; their government now consists of teenagers driving around in land cruisers with .50 cal machine guns mounted in back. MadMaxistan.

Posted by: Tom Servo
==========
Definitions are easiest to see at the extremes. I think Mexico is sort of the mid way point between where we are now and madMaxistan. Although Mexico in certain areas is madMaxistan.

In parts of Chicago we are madMaxistan . . .
Posted by: simplemind


I knew a guy who was a tail gunner on a Chicago City School Bus.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:13 PM (qBbz7)

316 307 So if two dude trannies get in a fight am I supposed to yell "CHICK FIGHT!?



--



Rock'em Sock'em Fembots?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (JoUsr)

Nah, just yell "punch her in the junk"
Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:12 PM (dKm4U)

I think dick punches are outlawed by Geneva Convention for Tranny fights.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:14 PM (JFO2v)

317 Now that it's convenient for Emperor Palpatine, I mean George S, to be a member of the tribe he's all about how jewish he is, but once upon a time he bragged about his activities against his fellows back in Hungary in WWII.

It's astonishing to me how much evil that one man has been responsible for in his lifetime, and how at his advanced age he is still so active. The latest round of elections in which soros stooges have been elected to AG spots around the country is his latest effort to destroy this country that has given him so much.

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2019 01:14 PM (oGBso)

318 I did meet Trump in the late 90s, up close and personal. Even shook his hand (they are normal-sized, btw.)

He was exactly the way you'd think he'd be...big, Gucci suit, long overcoat, entourage, owned the room as soon as he walked in.

I wasn't a fan at the time but I came away thinking he was a nice enough guy. He took the time to talk to everyone, from VIPs to waiters.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 01:14 PM (1XNk8)

319 New fact on Ukraine (or at least new to me). It turns out their Finance Minister up until about two years ago is an American, and she is back here in the States, and now works on the Puerto Rican debt restructuring.

I bet she knows something about the Biden pay-for-play world of fun in the Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/meq2nkb
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I'll bet she knows all about the Puerto Rican Hurricane theft ring.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:14 PM (qBbz7)

320 I think dick punches are outlawed by Geneva Convention for Tranny fights.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:14 PM (JFO2v)

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Better re-read the preop/postop addendums and penumbras.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

321 I'm still thinking too one-dimensionally. There's more to me than just "lawyer," though an awful lot of my identity has been wrapped up in that for a long time. I need a healthier view.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:15 PM (NWiLs)

322 Never mind the Cankled One. Glory be the day when I never have to hear the opinion of freaking Chelsea Clinton on any topic under the sun. A useless toad, whose thoughts on any given subject mean less than zero to me, and should to every other sentient being as well.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:08 PM (JoUsr)


The Omen's bratty sense of entitlement and whorish need to sausage herself into clothes designed for a svelte figure are probably the best we could expect from being raised by a sexual predator and a latter day Ma Barker.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 14, 2019 01:15 PM (y7DUB)

323 It turns out the school shooting in CA was done by a 15 year old asian kid.

What will the Dems come up with to tie it to Trump.
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They put a MAGA hat on him before they loaded him on the gurney.

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2019 01:15 PM (5f0Fw)

324 Funny how the demofascists go down in flames in the Stalinist impeachment "hearing" and the very next day there is a school shooting.

Not that I am saying this is a conspiracy... but this is a conspiracy

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 01:15 PM (pw+jk)

325 Now that it's convenient for Emperor Palpatine, I mean George S, to be a member of the tribe he's all about how jewish he is, but once upon a time he bragged about his activities against his fellows back in Hungary in WWII.

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AFAIK, he still is a proud atheist who denies none of his activities on behalf of the Reich.

I think it's only his water carriers (sadly, many of them Jewish) who claim he is a Jew.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 01:16 PM (9zpat)

326 Insom, you need to go into a profession with a better public image. Like pimping, or contract killing.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 01:16 PM (oZ6kz)

327 As Robespierre put it, virtuous men have no choice but to employ any means necessary:

If the basis of popular government in peacetime is virtue, the basis of popular government during a revolution is both virtue and terror; virtue, without which terror is baneful; terror, without which virtue is powerless.

The democrats believe themselves virtuous. Ergo, being virtuous, everything they do is by definition just and legal.

It never occurs to them that the virtuous, acting absent any rules or laws, is how we got the Salem witch trials, and the French terror, and the agony of communist dictatorship.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 14, 2019 01:16 PM (noE+3)

328 Better re-read the preop/postop addendums and penumbras.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

Don't forget the emanations from those penumbras too...

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 01:16 PM (dKm4U)

329 317, Soros's path to money was through currency market manipulations which I suspect was supported by his "organizations" spreading chaos in those countries. I believe at least one country has arrest warrants out for him.

Posted by: whig at November 14, 2019 01:16 PM (MItID)

330 Rock'em Sock'em Fembots?



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (JoUsr)

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YOU KNOCKED MY COCK OFF!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

331 ... best we could expect from being raised by a sexual predator and a latter day Ma Barker.
Captain Hate


Perfect descriptions!

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

332 at the BEE

Joel Osteen Leads Kanye West To Top Of Lakewood Church To Tempt Him With All The Kingdoms Of The Earth In Their Splendor

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:17 PM (JFO2v)

333
As Robespierre put it, virtuous men have no choice but to employ any means necessary:

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And how did that work out for Robbie boy ?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:17 PM (8XRCm)

334 The SS guys nodded their heads and chuckled a bit. Gore looked like a lizard.

Yeah it can't be easy being the Secret Service. Almost everyone you protect is scum.

AFAIK, he still is a proud atheist who denies none of his activities on behalf of the Reich.

In the few interviews where it came up, he has no regrets either. He seems incapable of regret or even questioning himself. Called himself a "god" in one interview.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

335 330 Rock'em Sock'em Fembots?



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:11 PM (JoUsr)

====

YOU KNOCKED MY COCK OFF!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

winner

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (JFO2v)

336 321 I'm still thinking too one-dimensionally. There's more to me than just "lawyer," though an awful lot of my identity has been wrapped up in that for a long time. I need a healthier view.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:15 PM (NWiLs)

From a fellow lawyer, I'm a lot happier when I just think of it as what I do to make money rather than who I am.

Or of course, we could always pursue a more respectable profession and become meth dealers or male gigolos.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (N4xQB)

337 Easy, if you just remember "Trans" = pretend

Hey! That's not... Oh, well, I guess...

Posted by: Pontiac Trans Am at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (qc+VF)

338 326 Insom, you need to go into a profession with a better public image. Like pimping, or contract killing.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 01:16 PM (oZ6kz)

Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

339 The Omen's bratty sense of entitlement and whorish need to sausage herself into clothes designed for a svelte figure are probably the best we could expect from being raised by a sexual predator and a latter day Ma Barker.

--

I'm going one better. The best I can expect, and want, is to see her Hubbled visage and accompanying opinions shot out of a cannon. Trajectory negotiable, but I'm hoping for the vicinity of a volcano.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (JoUsr)

340 "Lou Dobbs Tonight." DiGenova said that Soros controlled a "very large" part of the State Department.

*********

Georgie's Asshole is Puckering

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 01:03 PM (BqBId)

**
Didn't Hungary throw Soros out on his horns for the same shit? Buying off governments in bulk is obviously the way to go. Is it too late to change professions?

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (u6xw0)

341 As Robespierre put it, virtuous men have no choice but to employ any means necessary

What a megalomaniacal ass.

He wasn't virtuous, he was a murderous scold who couldn't empathize with his perceived enemies. I hope the last thought going through his asphyxiated mind was, "That headsman sure is virtuous!"

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 01:19 PM (9t0Zz)

342 >>It's astonishing to me how much evil that one man has been responsible
for in his lifetime, and how at his advanced age he is still so active.
The latest round of elections in which soros stooges have been elected
to AG spots around the country is his latest effort to destroy this
country that has given him so much.

Alex Soros, his son, is very active.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

343 Media is gonna be pissed. Only one dead in that school shooting. That's not nearly enough corpses to stand on.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 01:19 PM (oZ6kz)

344 Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++
Detail question: where the profession itself is illegal, or where the professionals generally behave lawlessly?

If the former, I'd go with "lawyering without a license."
For the latter, I'd go with "congressman."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:19 PM (e/H31)

345 From a fellow lawyer, I'm a lot happier when I just think of it as what I do to make money rather than who I am.

Or of course, we could always pursue a more respectable profession and become meth dealers or male gigolos.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (N4xQB)

That's probably a much healthier perspective. The first part, not the last part. Though meth dealers and gigolos probably have a higher level of societal respect.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

346 Didn't Hungary throw Soros out on his horns for the same shit? Buying off governments in bulk is obviously the way to go. Is it too late to change professions?
Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (u6xw0)

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Yes, and Hungary's crackdown on Soros is why Tru Cons like Jay Nordlinger are always writing concern troll pieces about how Viktor Orban is a threat to democracy.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:20 PM (N4xQB)

347 Only one dead in that school shooting. That's not nearly enough corpses to stand on.

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Doesnt even qualify as a mass shooting.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

348 Reports are it is a 15yr old "asian" student. Has been apprehended. Weapon(s) recovered. No idea on motive.


doesn't realize WWII is over

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 01:20 PM (rpxSz)

349 332 at the BEE

Joel Osteen Leads Kanye West To Top Of Lakewood Church To Tempt Him With All The Kingdoms Of The Earth In Their Splendor
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2019 01:17 PM (JFO2v)


HILARIOUS!

Posted by: overit at November 14, 2019 01:20 PM (sI15f)

350 Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

---------------

At the rate things are going, won't need to chose, because everything will be against the law.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:20 PM (qC1Sy)

351 Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?

Cat burglar

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

352 Detail question: where the profession itself is illegal, or where the professionals generally behave lawlessly?

If the former, I'd go with "lawyering without a license."
For the latter, I'd go with "congressman."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:19 PM (e/H31)

Where the profession itself is criminal. Yeah, a setup for another lawyer joke, but you all know exactly what I mean. Bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

353 Why do we all have to have pronouns.

I want antinouns

Posted by: jsg at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (mYKes)

354 What illegal profession?

Maybe the repairman for Matt Lauer's rape button.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)

355 OT: My cat flew through air and pounced on my empty running shoe this morning. You know what that makes him?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (nRWPy)

356

Bitches...

Posted by: Rose Tico's Pink Taco at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (/Rqse)

357 Didn't Hungary throw Soros out on his horns for the same shit? Buying off governments in bulk is obviously the way to go. Is it too late to change professions?
Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (u6xw0)


Pakistan kicked his organizations out a year or so ago. I was hoping they'd scimitar a few from pie hole to asshole.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (y7DUB)

358 355 OT: My cat flew through air and pounced on my empty running shoe this morning. You know what that makes him?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (nRWPy)

Kinda dumb?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

359 Yeah, a setup for another lawyer joke, but you all know exactly what I mean. Bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

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Wait... you think we're JOKING??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

360 355 OT: My cat flew through air and pounced on my empty running shoe this morning. You know what that makes him?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (nRWPy)

Aside from insane?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 01:22 PM (RD7QR)

361 Start your Michelle Obama Legacy Survey"

I'm torn between 'worst fashion sense ever' and 'floppiest triceps ever'.

Thoughts?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 01:01 PM (Z2naF)

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Making RBF ohsocool?

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 01:22 PM (RU4sa)

362 Why do we all have to have pronouns.

I want antinouns
Posted by: jsg at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (mYKes)
+++++++++++++
In the "biz," they call those "verbs," I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:23 PM (e/H31)

363 Well since he pounced, I guess he's a Republican.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 01:23 PM (oZ6kz)

364 Madame

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:23 PM (nRWPy)

365 Charles Kur-alt right?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 14, 2019 01:24 PM (VE8d+)

366 351 Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?

Cat burglar
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

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If democrats take control, a pastor.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 01:24 PM (RU4sa)

367 Well since he pounced, I guess he's a Republican.


Exactly. It's a relief knowing for sure.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:24 PM (nRWPy)

368 My cat flew through air and pounced on my empty running shoe this morning. You know what that makes him?

He jumped on a trainer, so housewife? Cougar?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 01:24 PM (9t0Zz)

369 Something tells me a bowel movement is imminent.

Posted by: Wm Barr at November 14, 2019 01:24 PM (sWM8x)

370 Not just playing the Twitter pronoun game. We should also use the opposite-sex bathrooms/locker rooms in whatever businesses/gov't buildings have announced that it is OK to do so.

Posted by: vrf at November 14, 2019 01:25 PM (L8qt4)

371 Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?
Posted by: Insomniac


Contract hitman.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:25 PM (qBbz7)

372 I have to laugh when anyone on the left breathlessly posits that Chelsea may go in to politics.

She never picked up on the slick lip-biting from her father and would be even a worse candidate than her mother. Remember, her parents got her a six figure gig at NBC and she was as charismatic as Elmer's Glue.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

373 if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?

A cocky, roguish smuggler!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (9t0Zz)

374 369 Something tells me a bowel movement is imminent.
Posted by: Wm Barr at November 14, 2019 01:24 PM (sWM8x)

Schiff holding a presser?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (1XNk8)

375 Had a few pols come in my antique shop

dickheads and spaced out and they where republicans

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (rpxSz)

376 My cat flew through air and pounced on my empty running shoe this morning. You know what that makes him?



Nurse ratched?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (qBbz7)

377 351 Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?

Cat burglar
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

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Supreme overlord of the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (q80AH)

378 OT: My cat flew through air and pounced on my empty running shoe this morning. You know what that makes him?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (nRWPy)

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A PUMA pouncer??

A-sicks kitty?

A Converse-ationalist



Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

379 Bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
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You say this likes it's a bad thing.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (qC1Sy)

380 I have to laugh when anyone on the left breathlessly posits that Chelsea may go in to politics.

She never picked up on the slick lip-biting from her father and would be even a worse candidate than her mother. Remember, her parents got her a six figure gig at NBC and she was as charismatic as Elmer's Glue.
Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (oiNtH)
+++++++++++++++
What an assertion! All right-minded people know that Chelsea *earned* that NBC gig, H8R!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:27 PM (e/H31)

381 372 I have to laugh when anyone on the left breathlessly posits that Chelsea may go in to politics.

She never picked up on the slick lip-biting from her father and would be even a worse candidate than her mother. Remember, her parents got her a six figure gig at NBC and she was as charismatic as Elmer's Glue.
Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

========

And yet, they need to keep the grift train running, and they can't do that while there are no Clintons in office.

I predict she'll get some House seat with the prospect of her rising in the leadership ranks or even moving to a Senate seat or governorship.

However, she will quickly prove herself to be a primo backbencher and stay there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (q80AH)

382 I watched Ethan Van Sciver's video yesterday, and it's hilarious, especially when he reads out SJW tweets in a strangulated, whiny voice, filled with lisping angst and hysteria.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (mfdVh)

383 Noody nood

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (oGBso)

384 Or of course, we could always pursue a more respectable profession and become meth dealers or male gigolos.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


Piano players in a whorehouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (qBbz7)

385 Nood.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (qC1Sy)

386 >>>if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?


Movie piracy. Because fuck Hollywood.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (xPl2J)

387 >>I have to laugh when anyone on the left breathlessly posits that Chelsea may go in to politics

She is charmless.Apparently as unpleasant as her mom at work, per Clinton Foundation people.Also, incoherent. She's like John Kerry with the run-on sentences, buzzwords, meandering thoughts that wander off before she can complete a loooong sentence.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (bDqIh)

388 Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

Supervillain.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (J+mig)

389 If democrats take control, a pastor.
Posted by: SMH

Good point

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

390 Has anyone asked WHAT policy they had problems with? Got that they had feelz, but what exactly about? Obama wasn't giving them any lethal aid. Are these dorks colluding with Russia???

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (nRWPy)

391 Then again, according to Hillary, Juanita, Paula, and Monica aren't real women.

Believe all women.
Don't believe Juanita, Paula, and Monica.
Therefore, Juanita, Paula, and Monica aren't women.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (UGg7J)

392
if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?

------

This easy.

Run guns. The overhead is good, the demand is constant, or rising (never falling), and it's the one black market where customers are seriously reluctant to try and get creative.

Be the gun guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 01:35 PM (9zpat)

393 Why are we listening to Hill about gender? She hasn't seen her hoo-haw since Chelsea squirted out. When she crosses her legs you can hear her 'lips' crackle.

Posted by: Dr. Kinbote at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (JQlio)

394 Run guns. The overhead is good, the demand is constant, or rising (never falling), and it's the one black market where customers are seriously reluctant to try and get creative.

Be the gun guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 01:35 PM (9zpat)


This answer is oddly specific.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 01:37 PM (9VeU0)

395
Heh. It's actually an interesting, and often telling, game to play with people: if you had to pick a profession that's against the law, what would you pick?

Cat burglar
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)







Tell the truth. You just like prancing around in the dark wearing black tights.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (kw0bd)

396 She's or Z or or is a nazi.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (nQHw/)

397 Always keep in mind that the same people who were pushing transgenderism on the Germans throughout the early 1900's are the same people who are pushing it on us now. Same with homosexuality, pornography, the March towards accepting pedophilia.

Posted by: Chris at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (SXd2e)

398 My twitter pronoun list is he/hers. Get 'em either way.

Posted by: motionview at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (pYQR/)

399 No! It's spelled "Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced "Throat-warbler Mangrove!"

Posted by: Michael Lacy at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (mXeBU)

400 Human society has been around 10,000 years, I think by now we've figured out whether or not someone with a penis is or isn't a woman.

Posted by: Socratease at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (BT83d)

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