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Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/11/19)
If only our country was as grateful as that little girl. The ONT thanks each and every veteran.
Quote I
I claim that the Democratic party embraces within its filthy arms the worst elements in American society. I claim that every enemy that this Government has had for twenty years has been and is a Democrat . . . every State that has seceded from this Union was a Democratic State . . . The man that shot Lincoln was a Democrat. And every man that was glad of it was a Democrat. Robert Ingersoll, 1876H/T redc1c4
Quote II
"We remember those who were called upon to give all a person can give, and we remember those who were prepared to make that sacrifice if it were demanded of them in the line of duty, though it never was. Most of all, we remember the devotion and gallantry with which all of them ennobled their nation as they became champions of a noble cause." Ronald Reagan
Quote III
"The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here." Abraham Lincoln
Quote IV
You people… love our way of life, love our milk and honey. At least you could pay a couple of bucks for poppies or something like that. These guys paid for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada. Don Cherry
Quote V
“Many of these crimes are still being prosecuted, we have a long way to go to decriminalize poverty and homelessness,” Chesa Boudin
The University of Virginia is a hopeless cause. Obviously it is not administered by any adults with a spine and common sense.
The University of Virginia is clamoring for more safe spaces, locations on campus where individuals and identity groups can “feel validated and…build community.” In an atmosphere like that, imagine how disturbing the thought of holding a Veterans Day observance must be. Especially one that involves gunfire. That could have caused some of UVA’s less hearty undergrads to run for the nearest cry closet. But don’t worry, Cavaliers, because this year’s 21-gun salute has been eliminated from the Veterans Day ceremony. Because gun violence.
Of course it is. Internet access should be free because it is a human right or something.
Free internet access must be considered as a human right, as people unable to get online -- particularly in developing countries -- lack meaningful ways to influence the global players shaping their everyday lives, according to a new study. As political engagement increasingly takes place online, basic freedoms that many take for granted including free expression, freedom of information and freedom of assembly are undermined if some citizens have access to the internet and others do not. New research reveals that the internet could be a key way of protecting other basic human rights such as life, liberty, and freedom from torture -- a means of enabling billions of people to lead 'minimally decent lives'.
Quit using your child as a prop. You dumb b*tch.
A mum's post has gone viral after she shared a photo of her son holding a sign saying "Men Have Periods Too" in order to promote inclusivity. Milly Bhaskara has amassed thousands of followers on Instagram through her posts that promote self-love, body acceptance and mental health awareness and her latest post features her son Eli. The sign held up by the four-year-old says: "Some men have periods to. If I can get it so can you." Milly, who lives in Hull, explains in her caption why she has made the post. She said: "Some men have periods.. Some non-binary people have periods. Some women have periods.Men don't have periods. PERIOD.
Vaping has been under scrutiny the past couple of months. It looks like the manufacturers are not responsible for the lung ailments. surrounding vaping.
All 29 samples of lung fluids tested from vaping device users with severe lung injuries contained the oily additive vitamin E acetate, according to data published by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Friday. “These new findings are significant,” Anne Schuchat, CDC principal deputy director, told reporters in a press conference. It is the first time that a potentially toxic substance has been found directly at the site of injury in the lungs of vaping device users. The severe lung injuries have puzzled health officials for months as a nationwide outbreak of the vaping-related illnesses erupted. Health officials now refer to the condition as EVALI, or “e-cigarette, or vaping, product use–associated lung injury.”
As of November 5, the CDC has tallied 2,051 confirmed and probable EVALI cases in 49 states, the District of Columbia, and the US Virgin Islands. Of those cases, 39 were fatal from 24 states and the District of Columbia. Despite ongoing federal and state investigations into the cases, the cause or causes of the injuries have been elusive. So far, investigators have determined that most cases appear to be associated with the use of vaping products containing tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the primary psychoactive ingredient in marijuana. Many of the injured also reported using counterfeit or black-market products containing THC, notably those marketed as "Dank Vapes." The new data paints a more damning picture for the oil. For the study, health investigators collected bronchoalveolar lavage fluid samples—that is fluid flushed into and then recollected from the lung through a tube inserted into the mouth or nose. Between August and October of 2019, doctors in 10 states collected samples from 29 EVALI patients, two of whom had died.
Officials tested the samples for a variety of substances, including mineral oils, plant oils, diluent terpenes, cannabinoids, and nicotine, as well as a common component of lung secretions. Vitamin E acetate was the only substance tested for that showed up in all 29 samples. THC was found in 23 of 28 samples tested, and nicotine was found in 16 of 26 samples. But results for the other substances were all below the level of detection.
Based on these data from 29 patients, it appears that vitamin E acetate is associated with EVALI; however, it is possible that more than one compound or ingredient could be a cause of lung injury, and evidence is not yet sufficient to rule out contribution of other toxicants to EVALI. Until more data is available, the agency advised vape users against using products containing vitamin E acetate as well as those containing THC, particularly if they’re from “informal” sources.
Informal sources? Why not call a spade a spade?
An 83-year-old retired engineer in Michigan underpaid his property taxes by $8.41. In response, Oakland County seized his property, auctioned it off to settle the debt, and pocketed nearly $24,500 in excess revenue from the sale. Under Michigan law, it was all legal. And hardly uncommon. Uri Rafaeli, who lost his property and all the equity associated with it, is just one of thousands of people to be victimized by Michigan's uniquely aggressive property tax statute. The law, passed in 1999 in an attempt to accelerate the rehabilitation of abandoned properties, empowers county treasurers to act as debt collectors. In the process, it creates a perverse incentive by allowing treasurers' offices to retain excess revenue raised by seizing and selling properties with delinquent taxes—even when the amount owed is miniscule, and even when the homes aren't abandoned or blighted at all.
There is a special place in Hell for the officials of Oakland County.
Another brick and mortar venture for Amazon.
Amazon on Monday said it plans to open its first new brand of grocery store in California next year, as it amps up its ambitious push to become a bigger name in food. "Amazon is opening a grocery store in Woodland Hills in 2020," an Amazon spokesperson confirmed to CNET on Monday morning, soon after the company published four new jobs postings for the location. Woodland Hills is a neighborhood in Los Angeles. The store will be different from Amazon-owned Whole Foods, the company said. It didn't say whether it will open more of these locations, what its selection or pricing will be, or what the brand name is. But in the jobs postings, the company described the Woodland Hills location as "Amazon's first grocery store," suggesting that it will have the Amazon brand name and that the company could expand to multiple sites.
‘But don’t you ever feel like a sucker for serving?” A fellow military veteran asked me this question a couple of years ago, when I was a senior at Yale. Like me, he had recently completed his service and was studying at a top university. He said he was mystified, observing that the predominantly working- and middle-class people in the military swear an oath to defend with their lives the U.S. Constitution, including the First and Second amendments. Meanwhile, affluent college students regularly trash the First and seek to dismantle the Second. Are veterans being duped, he questioned, into believing they are upholding American values while the richest kids in the world—the ones being groomed for success and power—try to undermine them?
The American Flag Triggers “Professor” To Attack Flag Wavers Take a gander at this Oregon Live article Scuffle between woman and flag-waving right-wing demonstrators breaks out in Northeast Portland A scuffle between a woman and a group of right-wing demonstrators broke out on an Interstate 84 overpass in Northeast Portland on Sunday afternoon.
While we are on the neighborhood topic: Don't you hate it when your neighbors install and activate porch cams?
he first time Ganave Fairley got busted for stealing a neighbor’s Amazon package, she was just another porch thief unlucky to be caught on tape. In August 2016, a 30-something product marketing manager at Google, expecting some deliveries, got an iPhone ping from his porch surveillance camera as it recorded a black woman in a neon hoodie plucking some bundles off his San Francisco stoop. After arriving home that afternoon, the Googler got in his Subaru Impreza to hunt for any remnants strewn around the streets of his Potrero Hill neighborhood. Instead, he spotted Fairley herself, boarding a city bus, which he trailed while dialing 911. Minutes later, he watched responding police officers pull their cruiser in front of the bus and escort her off. The Googler, sitting nearby in his car, played the Nest Cam tape for them—Yep, it’s her—and the police pulled a $107.66 Apple Magic Keyboard from Fairley’s purse and black tar heroin from her coin pocket. The officers wrote Fairley a ticket with a court date a month later. “I thought it was just a ticket, and that was it,” Fairley said.Keep in mind folks it is not her fault.
Fairley is now 38, with close-cropped hair styled in braids. Among the family members’ names tattooed on her neck, back, and arm are those of her parents, next to praying hands; Fairley said she has forgiven them for her chaotic early years in Potrero, when they were addicted to drugs and she witnessed abuse. (She told me she prefers not to talk about the painful particulars.) When Fairley was 5 years old, social workers whisked her and her siblings to a great-aunt’s, where she told me she had a sheltered childhood: therapy, church, road trips to Yosemite. In middle school, she started flourishing at basketball and earned a scholarship to a Catholic high school. But a knee injury shut down the tuition aid, she said, and a transfer to public school introduced her to a rough crowd. At 19, Fairley came out as gay and, more shocking to both her and her family, pregnant.
Sometimes I do see the value of Sharia law.
Until I started prepping tonight's ONT I had never heard of 22 year old Freddie Bentley. What a wasted space of cells. He gives the term "Special Snowflake" more meaning.
Freddie Bentley is a British reality television celebrity who is mainly known for his appearance on the reality game show “The Circle” and for his Instagram feed. He has recently come under fire online after appearing on the TV show Good Morning Britain and arguing an unpopular opinion. In the piece on GMB, Bentley states that children should not have to learn about WW2. In his opinion, too much time is spent on the subject. He is concerned that the emphasis on the destruction and killing of war is too much for young minds.
It is past time these individuals grow up.
No more lawsuits, no more lawyers. In an interview with GearJunkie, Backcountry CEO Jonathan Nielsen reaffirmed the company made a mistake and is committed to meaningful action. In the wake of swirling controversy and a cooly received apology, Backcountry.com CEO Jonathan Nielsen outlined what the company has done to start the process of “bringing the outdoor community back together.” Nielsen told GearJunkie that Backcountry “severed ties” with IPLA Legal Advisors, the law firm that had been serving on behalf of Backcountry in its now-infamous trademark litigation against other brands’ use of the word “backcountry.”
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You TM OMG THESE THINGS CAN KILL YOU!
Everyday plastic kitchen items like spoons, spatulas and whisks might be damaging your liver or thyroid, scientists have said. They say the plastic untensils produce harmful toxic byproducts that can get into food when they are used at high temperatures and may be poisonous. The toxic byproducts, known as oligomers, are formed unintentionally during plastic production and because they are so small, humans may be ingesting them without knowing. Scientists from the German Federal Institute for Risk Assessment (BfR) are warning people to keep contact with food as brief as possible when using plastic utensils in cooking – especially at temperatures above 70°C. The BfR, an independent group that advises the government on food, chemical and product safety, studied oligomers from two different molecules which are mainly used to make kitchen utensils, including PA 6 and PA 6,6. Taking information from a study conducted between 2016 and 2017, the scientists looked at how PA oligomers from spoons and spatulas get into food and what impact this has on health.
On this day: 11 Nov 2004
Liza Minnelli's former bodyguard accused the singer of forcing him to have sex with her in order to keep his job, court documents revealed. M'hammed Soumayah was suing Minnelli for $100m damages, saying she made "many repeated attempts" to compel him into sex and he "eventually succumbed". ONT emphasis added via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 11 Nov 1973
Thirty US radio stations broadcasted a 'live' Mott The Hoople concert. In reality it was the band recorded in the studio with the applause dubbed in. via thisdayinmusic.com
Leaving your child with a babysitter fine. At a haunted house, alone? Genius Award Winner.
An ex-con whose rap sheep overflows with felonies left his five-year-old daughter by herself at a Florida haunted house on Halloween night, according to cops who arrested him for child neglect. As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, Charles Shawntay Jones, 35, dropped the child off at a haunted house in Brevard County Thursday evening and “never attempted to go back to the aforementioned haunted house.” Police were summoned to the haunted house after the girl was found unsupervised there. The scared child, cops say, was cared for by a witness while others sought to locate adults responsible for her. Cops subsequently received a phone call from Jones, who agreed to meet with them at a local precinct. Investigators estimated that Jones left the girl “unattended, with no reasonable effort to provide for her care for a minimum of two-and-a-half hours.”
A DAY TO BE PROUD OF RICK RESCORLA Yesterday President Trump awarded a posthumous Presidential Citizens Medal to Rick Rescorla. Rescorla’s beloved wife, Susan, and his two children were on hand. The White House tweeted out several notes on the event including a live stream of the 17-minute ceremony. I have embedded the C-SPAN video below. FOX News reports on the award and related White House ceremony here. Rescorla was preeminently a hero of 9/11. We recall him annually on 9/11 in “A day to be proud.” As President Trump noted in his remarks, however, Rescorla was also a hero of the Vietnam war. Indeed, it was the war that made Rescorla an American; he was a British native who emigrated to the United States to enlist in the Army and fight the Communists in Vietnam. In Vietnam, Rescorla served as an infantry platoon officer. He led his men in the harrowing combat recounted in Harold Moore and Joseph Galloway’s We Were Soldiers Once…And Young. Rescorla’s recollections contribute to key parts of the narrative.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 11, 2019 10:13 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 10:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)
https://tinyurl.com/CrossesGrow
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at November 11, 2019 10:13 PM (5npKA)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 11, 2019 10:14 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Zettai Epusutu-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 11, 2019 10:14 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 11, 2019 10:15 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)
Which one Jewells?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 11, 2019 10:16 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 10:16 PM (sWmEa)
Governor Coonman Ralph Northam said he "has not ruled out confiscating assault weapons from gun owners."
Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 10:16 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 10:17 PM (Y4EXg)
What the hell happened to this country that we've got this lot of ungrateful entitled whiny bitchy pantywaist spoiled rotten ingrates?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 10:17 PM (sWmEa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 10:17 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY)
Governor Coonman Ralph Northam said he "has not ruled out confiscating assault weapons from gun owners."
Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 10:16 PM (wiXsO)
The VA GOP response was "ZZZZZ!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 10:18 PM (BiNEL)
Ha, VA has a GOP, who knew?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 10:21 PM (oVJmc)
I want to thank the Horde for their views of my latest animation-thing.
Thank you. I've got 50-odd (very odd) views, and that's great.
If you haven't seen it, and would rather not, here's the URL to avoid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNKZUMqRy7s
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 11, 2019 10:21 PM (l9m7l)
Thank you to all who have served, and all who kept the home fires burning. It is because of you that we have an America.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 11, 2019 10:21 PM (lv9KS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 10:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2019 10:22 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)
It's been a long day. I was waiting for the ONT to be posted before I called it a night.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 11, 2019 10:22 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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Ok then. "A Night!"
Have a great one.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
So did Nikki Haley get to say two words during her segment on Hannity tonight?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (sWmEa)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (RU4sa)
"be influenced by" is what they really mean.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2019 10:24 PM (jyVW0)
Prick.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 10:24 PM (2PXwn)
The ONT Classical Music Interlude
"Alexander's Entry Into Pskov" from the cantata Alexander Nevsky (arranged from the soundtrack to Eisenstein's film) by Sergei Prokofiev. The Westminster Choir and the New York Philharmonic are conducted by Thomas Schippers.
https://youtu.be/XSGL98uh-js
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2019 10:24 PM (7rVsF)
Remarkably, the woman who attacked the flag wavers has not been identified yet, even though she described herself as a "professor".
It will be fun to find out who she actually is.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
If Canada's elites won't stand up together for the brave Canadians who fought, maybe some of the provinces still loyal to the West should think about standing up separately.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 10:24 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Always loved "All the Young Dudes."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 10:24 PM (d6Ksn)
Seems he's stopped being so outrageous since the sex harassment charges against him came down.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Rufus Al Douchebagi at November 11, 2019 10:25 PM (OKp8N)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 10:26 PM (vdeMK)
The pillow does a good job muffling his voice.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 10:26 PM (RU4sa)
Sigh.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 10:26 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
To be fair, it is a well kept secret, now known only to two of us Virginians, oops, make that one of us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 10:26 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 10:23 PM (sWmEa)
He reminds me of my paternal grandfather. Except that this guy believes in God.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AngelButt-123 at November 11, 2019 10:27 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2019 10:27 PM (7rVsF)
San Francisco already has the highest rate of property crime of any city in the United States.
Now that Boudin has made it clear that he has no intention of prosecuting nonviolent misdemeanors, expect things to skyrocket further.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
That doesn't sound like a passing grade.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 10:27 PM (xkSJa)
They refused to allow our bombers, flying out of England, overflight rights when Reagan sent them to bomb Khaddaffi's house leading to much longer mission profiles and pilot fatigue. Thanks assholes.
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It added 2600 nautical miles to the journey.
Sadly, the French embassy in Tripoli was hit. Pilot fatigue, they said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 10:28 PM (fZcn6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:28 PM (KP5rU)
Who does the verifying? Zinn?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)
Presumably. The writer was definitely the kind of guy who would consider him an objective historian.
The student's paper wasn't that bad overall, and included sources from the other side of the spectrum too. But still....yikes. I didn't think anyone was quite that audacious anymore, at least not about that.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 10:28 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2019 10:27 PM
US Army: Your target destroyed within 30 minutes or your next one is free!
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 11, 2019 10:29 PM (7WaWV)
Sadly, the French embassy in Tripoli was hit. Pilot fatigue, they said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November
The harder thing was explaining why the frogs running out of the bombed embassy were strafed.
Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 10:29 PM (HALdu)
The United States Marine Corps: When it postively, absolutely has to be destroyed overnight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2019 10:27 PM (7rVsF)
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Including the Constitution!
-- Mattis and Kelly
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 10:29 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 10:30 PM (d6Ksn)
https://tinyurl.com/seqbymg
Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 10:30 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
-- Mattis and Kelly
Posted by: SMH at November
not expected from you but wickedly insightful
Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 10:30 PM (HALdu)
Why didn't Reagan just order the planes to fly over Frogland anyway, with a fighter escort? Dare Mitterand and the Commies in his Parlement to scramble his jets. We all know he wouldn't.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 10:30 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2019 10:31 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 10:31 PM (oVJmc)
And even less from Shep!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November
Someone as to have a list of 69 reasons those tow are unavailable to speak right now.
Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 10:32 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 10:32 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 11, 2019 10:32 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:32 PM (KP5rU)
It's amazing how many blue city liberals who cheer announcements that the DA will no longer jail people for "nonviolent" crimes can't figure out that that means that basically nothing will happen to people who steal their car, steal their expensive bike, or rob their house. And then they get all upset when these things happen.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ranger Gord at November 11, 2019 10:33 PM (9YABs)
Posted by: Their Mothers at November 11, 2019 10:34 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Dad was a Marine in Korea. We grew up singing the Marine Corps Hymn (with feeling!) at the dinner table. Great memories...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 11, 2019 10:34 PM (lv9KS)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 10:35 PM (RU4sa)
I'm feeling good though. This job required me to provide the names of 3 former bosses as references. I contacted them to give them a head's up (one's retired) and they told me they would praise me to the skies. That makes me feel confident about my upcoming interview.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 10:35 PM (d6Ksn)
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I guess you'll have to explain that to the dozen or so veterans I know who've told me the opposite.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2019 10:35 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Fightin Joe at November 11, 2019 10:35 PM (TVTAT)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 10:35 PM (RU4sa)
Yep, I like Modelo Negra, but I will never buy another one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 10:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
public school introduced her to a rough crowd. At 19, Fairley came out
as gay and, more shocking to both her and her family, pregnant.
Um.
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:36 PM (nRWPy)
GLAAD calls for 20% of primetime TV series characters to be LGBT by 2025
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wdjg9vu
According to them, just over 10% of present characters are QWERTY, but they want that doubled.
Except
"A massive 2017 Gallup survey of 340,604 U.S. adults found that 4.5% of the population identifies as LGBT. This means that presently, LGBT characters are overrepresented on television by 227%."
They want to double that
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 10:36 PM (KZzsI)
Dad was a Marine in Korea. We grew up singing the Marine Corps Hymn (with feeling!) at the dinner table. Great memories...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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Dad served with the 1MARDIV in Korea as a FMF Corpsman. After our nightly prayers, Dad always added "And God Bless you Chesty, wherever you are."
Nice.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Well, Miley's cat encountered a possum. The cat did nothing but stare. No hissing or anything. Another cat will get a hissy fit out of the her, but that's about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
If it was about gilded sphincters, it would be an Elton John song.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 10:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Great weekend, we used to get out and to an Appalachian Trail hike, but some of em are getting a little portlier than ole' Oedipus is, so, whatever...it's just about hanging with your brothers.
Best Veteran's Day weekend ever. Got to see a buddy I haven't seen in a quarter-century.
Posted by: Oedipus, Late to the thread, as always at November 11, 2019 10:39 PM (N4r5a)
her posts that promote self-love, body acceptance and mental health
awareness and her latest post features her son Eli.
self-love aka I'M UGLY AS SIN
body- acceptance aka I'M FAT AS HELL
mental-health awareness aka I'M CRAZY AS SHIT
Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 10:39 PM (/+dbF)
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 11, 2019 10:39 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)
I certainly hope so.
I'm doing my best with my students. Had a nice conversation with one of them after class today, and he's clearly a non-SJWer, at the very least. A lot of the others seem pretty level-headed too.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 10:40 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 10:40 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Fightin Joe at November 11, 2019 10:35 PM (TVTAT)
* * * *
There, there... "hate" is kind of strong, isn't it?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 11, 2019 10:40 PM (lv9KS)
If not that, I can easily believe 50% of them are psychopaths.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 10:41 PM (f1Vqw)
been so overloaded with complaints about the hockey commentators rant
that it hit the limit of the organizations technical processing
capacity.
***
Canada is a conquered country, and we could easily soon follow suite.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2019 10:41 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 11, 2019 10:41 PM (VfnTc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:41 PM (KP5rU)
I just keep hearing that they suck. Correlation?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 10:41 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 10:41 PM (d6Ksn)
Um.
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:36 PM (nRWPy)
Wait.
How was *she* shocked?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 10:42 PM (2PXwn)
I'd heard that nearly half of all TV personalities actually are homosexuals...
***
Well, the hollywood elite routinely sexually abuse children and up and coming young adults....which in turn makes more homosexuals.
But 50% sounds high.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2019 10:42 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 11, 2019 10:42 PM (lv9KS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:42 PM (KP5rU)
how did they do that?
we drilled the weekend after Desert Shield was announced. we all figured we were going, since we had just trained on, and received, the latest medical gear (DEPMEDS) but we were told, naw we ain't going anywhere.
we all scratched our heads, because it didn't track with reality.
the next month, it became clear what the plan was: each platoon of enlisted swine were moved over one: 1st, became 2nd, etc, and 7th became 1st.
no one was MOSQ, and so the unit was no longer deployable. (LO: speel check wants to make that into deplorable)
long story short, that unit was one of the very first here in #Failifornia to be eliminated in the great "peace dividend" draw down, and the swine who'd been featherbedding it there for years, and who pulled the above bullshit couldn't understand why they were cut.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 10:43 PM (OK5xV)
capacity.
/skeptical
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 10:43 PM (KZzsI)
You're an 'ette, and therefore eminently qualified for whatever endeavor you pursue.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 10:43 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 11, 2019 10:43 PM (lv9KS)
***
Interestingly it was at 1% prior to about 10 years ago.
But obviously people are born that way.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2019 10:44 PM (WdocV)
Lincolns words are pure poetry. No one speaks in this sort of prose any longer because we no longer teach the Queens english.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 11, 2019 10:41 PM (VfnTc)
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hell, we don't teach ANY kind of English anymore...
and spelling, sentence structure and grammar are all raycis.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 10:44 PM (OK5xV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2019 10:42 PM
Maybe that figure is a bit inflated, but I think GLAAD has and always has had its quota already...
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 11, 2019 10:45 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 10:45 PM (xkSJa)
Churchill had the right idea at Mers-el-Kebir in Algeria, two weeks after the French had surrendered in Metropolitan France.
Most of the French battle fleet was there. Churchill was worried that the fleet would be taken over by the Germans, so a British battle fleet appeared, and the French were given three options: 1) scuttle the fleet, 2) sail the fleet to England, or 3) sail the fleet to a French colony in the Caribbean, where the United States would keep an eye on it.
The French refused all three choices, and the British sank or damaged most of the fleet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
The Democrats who succeeded in 1860 were fighting against a Federal Government that they said was trying to control their way of life.
The Democrats of today want the Federal Government to control EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 10:45 PM (NgKpN)
I got a kick out of the various stories I saw about Don Cherry. Rant? They wouldn't know a rant if it stuck a pool cue up their ass
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2019 10:46 PM (yWXpx)
If you are a white male, claiming to be homosexual gives you a huge employment advantage in a big chunk of the economy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2019 10:47 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2019 10:47 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 11, 2019 10:47 PM (a4EWo)
6.7% believe that they are the descendants of the Lizard People.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 10:47 PM (/+dbF)
Sally to Charlie Brown: "I just signed up for a great new course. It's called Controversial French."
Charlie Brown: "That's Conversational French."
Sally: "Forget it!"
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
________
And if that's impossible, go the atheist route to "prove" how "smart" you are.
(Atheists make me sad.)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 10:48 PM (sWmEa)
But obviously people are born that way.
Posted by: 18-1
Well, quite frankly a lot them get sucked into it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 10:49 PM (hVpH7)
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:49 PM (nRWPy)
as gay and, more shocking to both her and her family, pregnant.
Um.
Yeah, she took a hop on that cock. But she was squealing 'yaaaas' at the time which totally made her queer.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 11, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL)
Chesa Boudin, the new San Francisco DA, has stated that ICE agents should be prosecuted and imprisoned.
That is getting into insurrection territory - I'm surprised that California hasn't started doxxing ICE agents living in California. Perhaps San Francisco will start.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:50 PM (I2/tG)
I don't think I saw a straight guy in the store.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
I was in a bit different of a situation.
Destroyer, during storm. They sent a bunch of over ranked reservists to the ship.
Captain, at the behest of the crew, sent them back.
The last thing we needed was a bunch of senior enlisted folks mucking up the team we had worked hard to train for years.
I know its a different situation, but that side of the story is valid as well.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 10:50 PM (NgKpN)
https://tinyurl.com/yjjfhz4p
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Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2019 10:50 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 11, 2019 10:51 PM (/UQ/R)
and spelling, sentence structure and grammar are all raycis.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 10:44 PM (OK5xV)
To be fair, with a minimum of two non-English languages (arabic and spanish) mandated to have a translator in every classroom, it sort of decreases the time available to teach a primary official language, especially when the definitions in even the English version change daily!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 10:51 PM (BiNEL)
But a knee injury shut down the tuition aid, she said, and a transfer to
public school introduced her to a rough crowd. At 19, Fairley came out
as gay and, more shocking to both her and her family, pregnant.
Um.
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:36 PM (nRWPy)
Wait.
How was *she* shocked?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 10:42 PM (2PXwn)
She didn't know her lesbian lover's penis was not a strap on?
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:52 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
https://tinyurl.com/yzszubnl
https://tinyurl.com/yjaj24bk
https://tinyurl.com/yjeowujb
https://tinyurl.com/yfkgncdz
https://tinyurl.com/yfch798h
Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2019 10:52 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 11, 2019 10:53 PM (NMAzL)
A lot of "progressive" organizations will no longer hire straight white males.
If the Left wins, I fully expect that refusing to engage in homosexual acts will eventually be regarded as discrimination - as has been forecast in Kurt Schlichter's novels. We are already starting to see that happen in certain quarters.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:53 PM (I2/tG)
I don't think I saw a straight guy in the store.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Well, Clintonville so . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 10:54 PM (Y4EXg)
What were they expecting to make back from it? "The Shining II" can't be expected to be a big draw, here in 2019. *I* saw it but I'm a big fanboy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 10:54 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
I thought maybe there was gay event nearby.
But my neighborhood is one of the gayest in the US.
I honestly don't care; it's only that sometimes I feel like the only straight person in town.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 10:55 PM (sWmEa)
countries -- lack meaningful ways to influence the global players
shaping their everyday lives, according to a new study.
Sure, let's get Twitter to the primitives.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 10:55 PM (oVJmc)
Unfortunately most millenials don't know Kubrick from Scorsese from Spielberg from Nolan from DePalma...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, Clintonville so . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 10:54 PM (Y4EXg)
I heard they are all moving to northeast Columbus!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 10:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 11, 2019 10:56 PM (XzVUd)
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It added 2600 nautical miles to the journey.
Sadly, the French embassy in Tripoli was hit. Pilot fatigue, they said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 10:28 PM
We did out job, we only f*cked up one place, we "accidentally" dropped a bomb on the French embassy.
(Crowd "AWWWW").
Sorry about that, I'm sure we would have been a little better if we had more f*cking sleep. Thanks for those extra 6500 air miles you f*ckheads, build a new house!
Posted by: Sam Kinison at November 11, 2019 10:56 PM (r6GXX)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:53 PM (I2/tG)
Bob Hope, of all people, was prescient!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 11, 2019 10:57 PM (2B9A/)
Actually, most of them are fucking cocksuckers!
You heard it here first!
Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 11, 2019 10:57 PM (elhR3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 11, 2019 10:59 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 11, 2019 10:59 PM (2B9A/)
nothing but stare. No hissing or anything. Another cat will get a hissy
fit out of the her, but that's about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2019 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Cats will fight other cats, but possums are another thing all together.
They are big enough to be dangerous and generally they are just passive.
I had a young one get ttrapped in the house and it lived under my sofa for a week or so until I finally figured out it was there *urgh* and shooed it out.
Damned three cats didn't raise a fuss at all, but the big tom was kind of weirded out about it, in retrospect.
Now, I have seen a young possum chase off a mostly adult racoon, so they can be pretty scary.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 10:59 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:49 PM (nRWPy)
Had a similar problem with my 12 year old car. Apparently it has 30 different computers and all it takes is one faulty one to wake up the others. The battery would drain flat in a few days.
Took a few weeks for the dealer to track down the issue because they had to isolate each one in turn and then give every other one time to go to sleep.
Solved now but it was a head scratcher.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 11, 2019 11:00 PM (HzJQJ)
Those muddy boots
That sweet little kiss
And a dog.
That's excellent.
Thanks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just another deplorable NPC at November 11, 2019 11:00 PM (UYkjZ)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 11:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:52 PM (nRWPy)
"It feels so LIFELIKE!!"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
A few probably are, the rest are sucked into it."
I see what you did there.
Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (elhR3)
Thank you to the vets in the Horde. My boy hopes to make y'all proud.
Prayers of thanks for my friends in gray boxes.
Smooches
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:49 PM (nRWPy)
Had a similar problem with my 12 year old car. Apparently it has 30 different computers and all it takes is one faulty one to wake up the others. The battery would drain flat in a few days.
Took a few weeks for the dealer to track down the issue because they had to isolate each one in turn and then give every other one time to go to sleep.
Solved now but it was a head scratcher.
Posted by: Halfwise
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What make & models?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (w54mS)
Now, I have seen a young possum chase off a mostly adult racoon, so they can be pretty scary.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 10:59 PM (1glZx)
This may seem odd, but I just love possums. I've had them in every yard I've ever owned.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 11:02 PM (RO8oH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 11:03 PM (xkSJa)
It might have been a Shining sequel but it wouldn't have been Doctor Sleep.
I suppose at least they'd have got Nicholson, Duvall and - whoever Holloran was, I forgot - to replay their parts.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 11:03 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (Y4EXg)
I'll send you a rainbow flag for your front porch.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
Most of the Leftards probably figure "nonviolent crime" is just possession of pot, and shoplifting Beyond Meat burger patties from Whole Foods.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 11:04 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
Have you ever seen on up really close?
I had one here that I swear was so ugly I could not believe that Noah would have let its ancestors on the ark!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Thanks! I have a slow oil leak and my rag bin is running low. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Have you ever seen on up really close?
I had one here that I swear was so ugly I could not believe that Noah would have let its ancestors on the ark!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)
They are so homely, they're adorable! They're not ugly. And they carry their babies on their tails!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
You like ticks???
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 11, 2019 11:06 PM (w7KSn)
So they're moving into Clintonville from the Short North?
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2019 11:06 PM (jm1YL)
The people who don't have them don't take them for granted.
Only those people who have them and are so safe and secure and rich they can afford to take them for granted. Like prog children who think nothing happened of import before they came of age, already glued to their smartphones.
Posted by: GWB at November 11, 2019 11:06 PM (xY/CR)
You have people inhaling non-water soluable oils directly into their lungs for fucks sake so the damage that takes normal cigs decades to develop can be done in a handful of weeks.
Great job fuckheads, your ruining it not just for responsible vapers but now the fucking government is going to get involved and we all know what happens when the government gets involved with shit...
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 11, 2019 11:06 PM (JLrCS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 10:36 PM (KZzsI)
5%?!?
Wasn't that figure around 1% a few years ago?
It sounds about right for places like San Francisco, but it's a bit hard to believe that 1 in 20 Americans are Homosexual and it seems improbable that the figure could change so quickly.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 11:06 PM (tVQUs)
Don't think he had a choice
Posted by: God
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2019 11:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 11:04 PM (/sgva)
Sort of a classic cognitive dissonance thing...
Surely non-violent criminals would never steal my car or break into my house!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)
But while lodging at Hyannis, on Cape Cod, drove the day trip out to Provincetown, at the very end of the Cape.
Dear God, it was the gayest place on the planet.
The Boiling Pot is the traditional lobster restaurant there. Dined, accordingly. Got an ice cream cone at another local vendor.
Then got the hell out of there, with the promptness lever dialed up to "11".
You know how it is known that a local Muslim population becomes aggressive at 10%, and on the attack at 20%?
Well, the gays there in Provincetown are at something around 50% or more, and they're at the Sodom and Gomorrah level of "we WILL 'know' you."
It is only that they love tourist dollars ONLY a bit more than the consumption of their own lusts, that allows one such as myself to escape there, unscathed.
I've joked about using NYC or D.C. for unscheduled nuclear tests.
Of Provincetown, I am most assuredly, not joking.
Nuke it from Orbit. It is the only way to be sure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:07 PM (QzJWU)
My 14-year old niece puts on some makeup, and she can actually pass for 25. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2019 11:08 PM (tJvHx)
Thanks! I have a slow oil leak and my rag bin is running low. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Hate has no home here!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 10:36 PM (KZzsI)
5%?!?
Wasn't that figure around 1% a few years ago?
It sounds about right for places like San Francisco, but it's a bit hard to believe that 1 in 20 Americans are Homosexual and it seems improbable that the figure could change so quickly.
I'm reading it as homosexuals are more likely to answer the phone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 11:08 PM (xkSJa)
Mmmm, Bloody Mary with bacon - yumm.
Hi LadyL, SMH, wmds, Hrothgar!
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 11, 2019 11:08 PM (Vp1jn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 11:09 PM (KP5rU)
IOW, she's fat and proud of it, single, and crazy as a bedbug. And I hope she makes lots of money because her kid is going to need LOTS of therapy when he grows up.
Posted by: GWB at November 11, 2019 11:09 PM (xY/CR)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
I agree with you, possums are a pleasant surprise when all you ever see is rats in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 11:09 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 10:52 PM (nRWPy)
Not to be really dark, but I have listened to an interview and read reports about young women being roofied and raped.
It had some humor, one woman said her rapist was so incompetent he didn't use enough and she woke up in the middle of it and in retrospect, if he had been slightly better she would have been only half as screwed up as she was.
Most of this comes from a job I am now glad they fired me from. It was not a job I should have been hired for.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 11:09 PM (1glZx)
Because the definition of "homosexual" is as expansive as possible.
If you are 55, and admit to one homosexual experience when you were 15, you are counted as homosexual.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2019 11:11 PM (yWXpx)
I've recently noticed, there was a mini sub-genre of songs in the mid-1970s about crazy and/or evil women. To wit:
- Angie Baby (Helen Reddy)
- Delta Dawn (also Reddy)
- Evil Woman (ELO)
- Devil Woman (Cliff Richard)
...I believe there were others...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, at least he could have tried...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 11:11 PM (BiNEL)
Dad was a Marine in Korea. We grew up singing the Marine Corps Hymn (with feeling!) at the dinner table. Great memories...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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Dad served with the 1MARDIV in Korea as a FMF Corpsman. After our nightly prayers, Dad always added "And God Bless you Chesty, wherever you are."
Nice.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Very nice indeed but if he said you were memorizing the Marine Corps Hymn and not the Marines' Hymn then you probably heard wrong. LOL
Hand Salute to our Marines, Corpsman, and all other FMF Sailors who support us day in and day out.
Happy Birthday again Marines!
Semper Fidelis
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (+ldAm)
BULLSIT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (yWXpx)
The one that was trapped in my house was tempted in by cat kibble and ate sparingly. It also only pooped and peed in one spot which was a relief when I found it.
One fall at night I kept hearing the dry grass rustle and I went and looked and saw a possum dragging of a bundle of grass wrapped in its tail, I suspect it was making a winter burrow in my blackberry thicket.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (1glZx)
Not bad for a mostly self-educated backwoodsman, eh?
> No one speaks in this sort of prose any longer because we no longer teach the Queens english.
The "Queen's" English? Didn't we settle that 1775-1783?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (tJvHx)
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 11, 2019 11:08 PM (Vp1jn)
SR, how do you be?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (BiNEL)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:07 PM (QzJWU)
{{{Jim}}}
It can be overwhelming for sure. Three times a week, I am the only straight person on the court (different players each day). And I must say, they're some of the nicest people I know.
In my old age, I no longer care what people do in their private lives as long as they don't ask me to support it, promote it, or subsidize it!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
BULLSIT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (yWXpx)
BULLSTAY
BULLROLLOVER
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 11:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
BULLSIT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (yWXpx)
BULLSTAY
BULLROLLOVER
Posted by: Insomniac
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Why I visit this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 11:14 PM (HTHlp)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 11, 2019 11:15 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (w54mS)
Chrysler Pacifica. It's got all the gizmos, so the battery drains after several days of non-use, but only in the cold.
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 11:15 PM (nRWPy)
When the AIDS epidemic started, the New York department of public health was surprised that AIDS wasn't spreading faster in New York. After all, they knew how infectious AIDS was, had estimates of how many homosexuals there were in New York, and models that predicted infectious spread, given that data.
It turned out that they were dramatically overestimating the number of active homosexuals in New York.
If the survey question was : "Have you engaged in a homosexual act in the last month?", you would get much, much lower estimates of homosexuality.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 11:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 11, 2019 11:15 PM (/UQ/R)
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
9 [35 names] 'mindful webworker - glazed, with nuts'
Heh. I have wondered which sockpuppet is selected for these lists - is it algorithmic or hand-selected?
'Cause when I used it, I imagined "glazed, with nuts" as the sockpuppet list choice, if I made the list. And lo!
Posted by: mindful webworker - just kidding about everything absolutely seriously at November 11, 2019 11:16 PM (UYkjZ)
Bobby Bare's Marie Laveau (possibly the same person as the Witch Queen of New Orleans).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2019 11:16 PM (tJvHx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tuna
From German Village. That's always been a hot bed (literally) for gay men.
Well, that's what I was told.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 11:16 PM (hVpH7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 11:14 PM (HTHlp)
Yes. Makes you think the DSM-5 has just scratched the surface!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 11:16 PM (BiNEL)
GLAAD calls for 20% of primetime TV series characters to be LGBT by 2025
Who gives a shit about primetime TV anyway. All they put out is absolute crap.
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 11, 2019 11:17 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 11:17 PM (nRWPy)
If you are 55, and admit to one homosexual experience when you were 15, you are counted as homosexual.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
I was in the same room as someone who I thought was gay once! I suppose that by Gallup's metrics that somehow makes me an LBGTQFUPA despite being a straight man.
Posted by: Surfperch, increasing his Diversity Score at November 11, 2019 11:17 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (+ldAm)
* * * *
It's the one that starts with "From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli" - any mis-naming was my error and not Dad's, I assure you!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (lv9KS)
Posted by: Corey Booker at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (Y4EXg)
Black humor is a way of dealing with events that shake your life to the foundations. It keeps the fear that it will happen again away, lets you acknowledge that it is totally f*cked up without living it again, and you can believe for a short while you can cope with it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Tuna
From German Village. That's always been a hot bed (literally) for gay men.
Well, that's what I was told.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 11:16 PM (hVpH
Clintonville has been very gay for a long time. It appeals to those who prefer a more suburban atmosphere.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 11:01 PM (w54mS)
Mine is an 07 Lexus GS350. Only about 60,000 miles on it.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (HzJQJ)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Surfperch, increasing his Diversity Score at November 11, 2019 11:17 PM (tVQUs)
*Types* *Deletes*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (BiNEL)
Of Provincetown, I am most assuredly, not joking.
Nuke it from Orbit. It is the only way to be sure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Doesn't Andrew Sullivan live in Provincetown.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 11:19 PM (hVpH7)
Posted by: Buffalobob at November 11, 2019 11:19 PM (RNoZj)
BULLSIT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2019 11:12 PM (yWXpx)
BULLSTAY
BULLROLLOVER
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 11:13 PM (NWiLs)
BULLPLAYDEAD
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 11:19 PM (tVQUs)
- Angie Baby (Helen Reddy)
- Delta Dawn (also Reddy)
- Evil Woman (ELO)
- Devil Woman (Cliff Richard)
...I believe there were others...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:11 PM
- Witchy Woman (Eagles)- Marie Laveau (Bobby Bare)
Also, I have one degree of separation from the real Delta Dawn. Her daughter was my piano teacher.
Posted by: Bert G at November 11, 2019 11:20 PM (OMsf+)
Chrysler Pacifica. It's got all the gizmos, so the battery drains after several days of non-use, but only in the cold.
Posted by: dagny
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Okay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 11:20 PM (vfOIM)
gay once! I suppose that by Gallup's metrics that somehow makes me an
LBGTQFUPA despite being a straight man.
Posted by: Surfperch, increasing his Diversity Score at November 11, 2019 11:17 PM (tVQUs)
I admit to having very nice handwriting, but that is about as far as that goes.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 11:20 PM (1glZx)
Well, that's what I was told.''
Well it was for many years until the Short North took off. The artsy fartsy scene there is the magnet I think.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2019 11:21 PM (jm1YL)
- Witchy Woman (Eagles)
- Marie Laveau (Bobby Bare)
Also, I have one degree of separation from the real Delta Dawn. Her daughter was my piano teacher.
Posted by: Bert G at November 11, 2019 11:21 PM (OMsf+)
You're enough of a woman to cure at least some of those queens of their flaunting tendencies.
Alas, like the proverbial lightbulb, it'll only work "if they want to be changed."
But gracious goodness... if they're in the least bit receptive to "conversion therapy", well WHAT a conversion you would be!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:21 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
GLAAD calls for 20% of primetime TV series characters to be LGBT by 2025
Who gives a shit about primetime TV anyway. All they put out is absolute crap.
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 11, 2019 11:17 PM (377Zs)
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Which is why I don't watch.
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America
Okay, at this point, you're just flirting...
Posted by: Oedipus, Late to the thread, as always at November 11, 2019 11:23 PM (N4r5a)
GLAAD calls for 20% of primetime TV series characters to be LGBT by 2025
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That's funny, 40% of Hollywood is LGBT and even they're not calling for that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 11:23 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Surfperch, increasing his Diversity Score at November 11, 2019 11:17 PM (tVQUs)
*Types* *Deletes*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (BiNEL)
I realized recently that my best friend's adult son is probably gay. He is gorgeous, lives in San Francisco, and has been " dating" a young woman for 7 years whom he refuses to introduce to his mother. When she goes to visit her son in SF, his "fraternity brother roommate" has never been there. My friend has never met the roommate, either.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
Ace, getting slightly mcJudgeyfaced. lol. Funny shit.
I'm glad to see the investigators are closing in on the real vape problem. Most nicotine vape products use glycerin as the carrier, and it is water soluble/miscible.
And it has been used for decades in cigarettes to make them self-extinguish when unpuffed on.
Glycerin makes a terrible carrier for THC, which is oil soluble. This is why you can test positive for THC weeks or months after chronic use; a portion of it dissolves in your body's fat, and is slowly released into your bloodstream from there, even after you stop using it.
Now enters vitamin E acetate, an oil, which will dissolve and carry THC in vaping products. And destroy your lungs when inhaled as vapor, apparently.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2019 11:23 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Kindltot
Oh. Oh my. That's going to be problematic.
Posted by: Oedipus, Late to the thread, as always at November 11, 2019 11:24 PM (N4r5a)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 11, 2019 11:24 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 11, 2019 11:19 PM (hVpH7)
It is his one and only chance to die a gallant death.
Or, he can get the hell outta Dodge, and keep on writing.
How will he then choose?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:25 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tuna
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I'm so old I remember the Short North before the Nationwide building was constructed. Back then, the Short North was where all the dirt titty bars and after hours clubs were. The TBs had posters out front with the nudies on them with black strips over top of their nipples. Seems like an eon ago. The whole place was a real toilet.
Or so I was told.
Posted by: Corey Booker at November 11, 2019 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)
But gracious goodness... if they're in the least bit receptive to "conversion therapy", well WHAT a conversion you would be!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:21 PM (QzJWU)
But isn't it "evil" to try to re-convert them?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 11:25 PM (ykYG2)
I'm so old I remember the Short North before the Nationwide building was constructed. Back then, the Short North was where all the dirt titty bars and after hours clubs were. The TBs had posters out front with the nudies on them with black strips over top of their nipples. Seems like an eon ago. The whole place was a real toilet.
Or so I was told.
Posted by: Corey Booker at November 11, 2019 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)
When I was growing up, the Short North was skank city.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:27 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Secret Square at November 11, 2019 11:27 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 11, 2019 11:27 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
But isn't it "evil" to try to re-convert them?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
The left already calls us evil at every turn.
Rub their noses in it.
Flirt with 'em till they cry for mercy!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:29 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ladyl
----
Ladyl, what do you want to bet that Buz Lukens and Katshit were in some of those places and I walked right by them?
LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:29 PM (Y4EXg)
I always noticed when I smoked, my own brand- that I was used to- would seems smooth as hell. You bum a cigarette off a buddy because you ran out or whatever that was a different brand- that shit was harsh as hell.
Maybe not to the same extent, but I find a similar case with certain flavors in E-juice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 11, 2019 11:29 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Secret Square
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Far less. Though, I admit to a heightened sensitivity to unexpected flashes of bright light.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 11:29 PM (vfOIM)
I have a cousin in Seattle that my 80yo mother recently discovered is a lesbian. It was an entertaining conversation.
- "Did you have any idea that she was... *hushed voice* (on the phone) ...a lessssssbian?"
- "Yes, Mom, since about 1988."
- "How did you know???"
- "Let's see: never had a boyfriend, has had the same female "roommate" for the last 20 years, drives a Subaru, works for a non-profit. It's the right out of the playbook."
- "I thought she just hadn't found the right man yet."
Posted by: Bert G at November 11, 2019 11:30 PM (OMsf+)
Or so I was told.''
It was. When I attended OSU one didn't venture too far south unless you were looking for ''adventure''
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2019 11:30 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
________
In a perverse way, I'm kind of glad Don Cherry got fired. The Left in Canada wants in on the culture war. Let's see how that plays out.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 11:30 PM (sWmEa)
We will see if my car starts tomorrow. And if it does, I hope it behaves. The computer is nuts and will all of a sudden change the radio station, turn on the seat heater, show the rear camera view, and activate MaxAir on full blast. All at the same time.
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 11, 2019 11:31 PM (Vp1jn)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 11:32 PM (vfOIM)
- "I thought she just hadn't found the right man yet."
Posted by: Bert G
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If you add "Attended Smith College" you would have just described my cousin. When I told my Mom that she was gay my Mom said "Yes, she does seem happy."
Facepalm. Oh Ma. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:32 PM (Y4EXg)
I would be remiss, not to remember
-I am named after an uncle I never met. He died on an insane bombing raid on Dec 31, 1943.
-My Father's war was Korea. I only found out, after going through his papers, that he stayed in the Army Reserves until he aged out. Papa always wanted to kill hisself some Commies.
My own grandfather from North Carolina, whom I remember well, fought in WWI.
And my Uncle John, a wonderful man. There is much more to the story than this , but read it here.
https://tinyurl.com/qpxlfp6
Posted by: Miklos at November 11, 2019 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Yep. Assuming you don't have any self-respect, you can make this work. I'm pretty sure that the same is true for a very high proportion of the "transgendered" people who have suddenly appeared on the scene. The breakdown is probably about 15% genuinely mentally ill, 45% pervs who want access to women's restrooms and locker rooms, and 40% scammers who want to (e.g.) play women's sports, get a "minority" hiring preference, or are just milking it for publicity (I think Bruce Jenner falls into the latter group).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2019 11:33 PM (tJvHx)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 11:33 PM (sWmEa)
It's so hard to find a real man on these cuck cruises. It's like they all just want to watch, and not join in!
Posted by: AngelButt-123 at November 11, 2019 11:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 11, 2019 11:34 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: SMH
________
The stories and acting are no worse on EweTube.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2019 11:35 PM (sWmEa)
I am surprised that no one recognized him as "The Great Atheist."
In his day, one end of the Republican spectrum was all "free thinkers," and the Dems were the party of traditional faith. Remember the line given to William Jennings Bryan in the script of "Inherit The Wind," about being more concerned with the Rock of Ages than with the ages of rocks? That is the kind of dialogue people used to engage in on the subject.
Only lesson I'm beating on here, is, you can't choose your broad philosophical allegiances based on those on-line quotation sites. At least that's what Abe Lincoln said about Hitler.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2019 11:35 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 11, 2019 11:31 PM (Vp1jn)
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You think that's bad? My check engine light came on yesterday. When I looked up the code online it said "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 11, 2019 11:36 PM (XVuno)
Julian Castro says New Hampshire and Iowa should quit being the first two primaries (caucuses) because they're full of wypipo instead of Americans.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 11:36 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2019 11:33 PM (tJvHx)
I'd say the pervs make up closer to 75% of trannies based on my fairly limited experience.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 11:36 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 11:36 PM (13CQC)
Something tells me he'd be praising those very same States for their diversity and tolerance if he were doing better in the polls there.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 11:38 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 11, 2019 11:39 PM (Vp1jn)
Posted by: Surfperch, the Threadslayer at November 11, 2019 11:39 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2019 11:30 PM (jm1YL)
good lord yes. Get beyond the airport and then it is the Greenberry Grange Hall, and you are just about in Bellfountain . . . .
Um, we are not talking about Oregon State University, are we?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 11:40 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2019 11:40 PM (Z4rgH)
In fields like academics, if you are a white male, and claim to be homosexual, that is a huge advantage in getting hired. If you claim to be transsexual, that is an enormous advantage in getting hired.
My college had a presidential vacancy, and the head of the search committee expressed extreme embarrassment that all prior presidents in the college's long history had been white, male, and (assumedly) heterosexual. He made it clear that that wouldn't happen again.
I posted a comment saying that if a white male applied for the job, the least he could do would be to feign homosexuality. That got censored.
The college ended up hiring a white lesbian.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 11:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Kindltot
"THE" OSU. According to all the marketing bs. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:41 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Surfperch, the Threadslayer at November 11, 2019 11:39 PM (tVQUs)
They're not saltwater threads?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:41 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..gathering is finished hunting has begun at November 11, 2019 11:42 PM (jLsPj)
Posted by: Surfperch, the Threadslayer
________
Its because your not antagonistic enough. Gratuitous insults work too!! (Nazi!!!) But POLL RESULTS -- Who wants some POLL RESULTS???@!
Posted by: WaterCow at November 11, 2019 11:42 PM (sWmEa)
'Ettes: check to see if any of your makeup contains something called Methylene Glycol.
It's also known as... formaldehyde.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:43 PM (RU4sa)
Your gall is never ending,
We don't want nothin',
Not a thing from you!
Posted by: The Dark Lady at November 11, 2019 11:43 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Surfperch, the Threadslayer
________
Its because your not antagonistic enough. Gratuitous insults work too!! (Nazi!!!) But POLL RESULTS -- Who wants some POLL RESULTS???@!
Posted by: WaterCow at November 11, 2019 11:42 PM (sWmEa)
I'll give it a shot...
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 11:43 PM (tVQUs)
Um, we are not talking about Oregon State University, are we?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 11:40 PM (1glZx)
Sounds like THE Ohio State University.
My bride grew up in the white-bread suburb of Westerville.
Some in her family thought little of me because I was from "out West."
Like, Dayton?
Nope. Montana.
Oh, is that near Lima?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 11, 2019 11:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:44 PM (RU4sa)
More stray news.
- Rumor that Deval Patrick might get into the race.
- DACA arguments in SCOTUS tomorrow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 11:45 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:44 PM (RU4sa)
Me too. Turns out showing up to work like Bald Joker is a wee bit off-putting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 11, 2019 11:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Maybe she's a tiny bit smarter than I gave her credit for...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:29 PM (Y4EXg)
Heck--I worked with both of them
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
For those who won't click on a blind link, USS Grayback found.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 11:47 PM (xkSJa)
No, we ain't gonna take it!
If that's your best,
You're best won't do!
We're young,
We're free,
We'll fight,
You'll see!
Posted by: The Dark Lady at November 11, 2019 11:47 PM (Cssks)
SMH all dolled up: Ex Ex is armed, skilled, ready and able.
You should really keep on shoppin' on the 'ette market for something less likely to result in your likely perforation.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:47 PM (QzJWU)
He's married and has two kids, so he is even more fiercely heterosexual than Cory Booker.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 11:48 PM (I2/tG)
Maybe she's a tiny bit smarter than I gave her credit for...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
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Nope.
Don't give a shit what teenyboppers are wearing.
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:48 PM (RU4sa)
So when my buddy and I were out discovering the East after high school, we figured the Cape was worth checking out. I will admit, Greenwich Village in those days was what a straight guy would call disappointing, too.
At any rate, Provincetown didn't become majority-ghey in just the last few seasons. It was very obviously "that way" 50 years ago. Somehow I managed to avoid a voyage of discovery to Fire Island.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2019 11:48 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 11, 2019 11:48 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2019 11:48 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Surfperch, trying to avoid killing the thread as per WaterCow's advice at November 11, 2019 11:49 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:49 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:49 PM (RU4sa)
Uninteresting - no suitable women to kill.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy! at November 11, 2019 11:50 PM (I2/tG)
SMH all dolled up: Ex Ex is armed, skilled, ready and able.
You should really keep on shoppin' on the 'ette market for something less likely to result in your likely perforation.
Like I said on another thread not too long ago: She drives tanks.
She doesn't drive to your house, she drives through your house.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 11:50 PM (xkSJa)
LOL
Posted by: Tonypete
Heck--I worked with both of them
Posted by: Ladyl
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I don't know how you did it. The slime just oozes/oozed off of those guys.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:50 PM (Y4EXg)
Worthington girl here.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2019 11:48 PM (jm1YL)
Upper Arlington girl here!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:51 PM (RU4sa)
I don't know how you did it. The slime just oozes/oozed off of those guys.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:50 PM (Y4EXg)
Kasich was a complete nerd back then. Pimply face, etc.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 11:52 PM (tVQUs)
Rumor that Deval Patrick might get into the race.
He's married and has two kids, so he is even more fiercely heterosexual than Cory Booker.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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That's how we'll be able to tell them apart.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 11:52 PM (13CQC)
Not for any reason.
I'll take your word for it though.
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:52 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 11:52 PM (xkSJa)
*sigh*
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:51 PM (RU4sa)
Mebbe someone will loan you a bobcat trackloader?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2019 11:52 PM (1glZx)
As I imagine Worthington, and Upper Crustington are.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:53 PM (Y4EXg)
I don't know how you did it. The slime just oozes/oozed off of those guys.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:50 PM (Y4EXg)
Bus Likens was a creepfest.. Looked and smelled dirty. Pawed at all us young girls. Ugh.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:54 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:53 PM (Y4EXg)
I've never heard UA called Upper Crustington. I happen to love UA!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:49 PM (RU4sa)
I was not joking, not even in the slightest.
* you are truly beautiful woman, rare in your splendor.
* Ex Ex is a very, very blessed man.
* And he would be well within his rights to defend your honor. And I'd be there backing him up, covering his six, and handing him reloads in the bargain. Whatever it would take.
The Moron Code.
Learn it. Love it. Live it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2019 11:55 PM (QzJWU)
So, Israel just killed an Islamic Jihad leader, and Islamic Jihad is now volleying rockets into Israel.
One detail:
Senior military officials says they managed to target the specific room where Baha Abu al-Ata, a senior Islamic Jihad leader was sleeping, and did not destroy the entire building, Israel radio reports.
Why, the Israelis are just like the Nazis! /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 11:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 11, 2019 11:55 PM (438dO)
Posted by: VM's phone at November 11, 2019 11:56 PM (G546f)
Who?
Seriously. Who the fuck who? First off, he switched his surname with his first name. Like Anthony Carmello and James LeBron did.
But. I reiterate: who the fuck who?
I love the smell of desperation in the mornin'. Smells like Pop-Tarts and Zima.
Charlie don't pee standing up!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 11, 2019 11:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Maybe if I played the lottery and won, I could buy a tank.
With some steel plate and a welder you could make a killdozer out of an old D9.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 11, 2019 11:56 PM (xkSJa)
More crazy news:
Film at 11 as NBC reporter in LA finally decides to do some investigating of the agglomeration of violent, random attacks by homeless people. Footage includes a guy shoving a passerby under the wheels of an oncoming truck -- doesn't indicate how it turned out. Also featured is a guy who dumped a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman's head.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 11:56 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Ladyl
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In college a buddy and I had jobs busing tables at Scioto CC. We learned it there from the cook staff.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)
When exactly did that "The" crap start? All I know is that when we moved back to Ohio OSU, formerly known as "The Big Farm" , was now The Ohio State University. I find it annoying. Of course I'm old and don't like change.LOL
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2019 11:57 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2019 11:57 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:57 PM (RU4sa)
Never heard of him before today.. But I do like the guy!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 11, 2019 11:55 PM
Would you say he gave them the business?
Posted by: Ron Cherry at November 11, 2019 11:58 PM (OMsf+)
In college a buddy and I had jobs busing tables at Scioto CC. We learned it there from the cook staff.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 11:57 PM (Y4EXg)
I played in tennis tournaments at Scioto when I was a kid! Went sledding there in the winter.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2019 11:56 PM (13CQC)
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omfg
There would have been one less homeless guy had that been me.
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:59 PM (RU4sa)
Now THAT's scary
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2019 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tuna
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"Time and change will surely show,
How firm thy friendship,
THE O HI O!!!"
(The powers that be aren't very consistent, are they?)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2019 12:00 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:59 PM (RU4sa)
You would have turned his life around, right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 12, 2019 12:01 AM (BiNEL)
Worthington girl here.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2019 11:48 PM (jm1YL)
Upper Arlington girl here!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
We should do a Middle of Ohio Meetup. Except we are in CO, and Mrs. Mahon is the black sheep of her family (which translates to: the only one who ain't batshit crazy). She actually roots for the Buckeyes to lose. It's serious, you guys.
so. Prolly wouldn't work out.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 12, 2019 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 12, 2019 12:01 AM (BiNEL)
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If you mean ensuring that he ceases living, yeah.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:02 AM (RU4sa)
Blonde, it's not often but once in a blue moon, local TV news will go where the oh-so-PC networks won't.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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True, and it's too bad local news seems to be a dying phenomenon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:03 AM (13CQC)
Feel sick and dirty,
Just barely alive.
Hey, white boy, what ya doin' uptown?
Hey, white boy, you chasin' our women aroun'?
Oh, pardon me, sir, it's furthest from my mind,
I'm just waiting for a dear, dear friend of mine!
Ahhm...jes' waitin' for my man!
Twenty-six dollars in mah hand!
Posted by: The Dark Lady at November 12, 2019 12:04 AM (Cssks)
Dump hot runny shit on me + me losing my shit = dead homeless guy.
Yep, that's about right.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:04 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:04 AM (NMAzL)
For instance, every local newscast in LA starts with "Breaking News!!" whether there's really any or not to report.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2019 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at November 11, 2019 11:57 PM (RU4sa)
I'm still shooting 16" diameter steel pistol targets at 130 yards. Standing, double action revolver.
Those "clangs" you hear aren't the results of shooting by braille.
That said, the 500 yd. 10" steel targets at Weasel's rifle clinic proved elusive. That's what I get for trying to shoot with someone else's rifle, with a MilDot scope.
My own gear arrives for next year, with Nightforce MOA glass mounted atop, therewith.
No promises. But one does tend to shoot better when behind a familiar rifle and scope.
Back to the primary topic though.
SMH. My eyes are fine. As are my appreciations.
God blessed you in those ways, and His blessings are not to be denied.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:05 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2019 12:05 AM (oRpiG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2019 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tvtbzck
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2019 12:05 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:04 AM (NMAzL)
{{{Miley}}}
Long time, no hear!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:06 AM (TdMsT)
Sadly, the French embassy in Tripoli was hit. Pilot fatigue, they said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November
The harder thing was explaining why the frogs running out of the bombed embassy were strafed.
Posted by: not so
Is it true that they had their hands up when they ran out of the embassy ?
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 12:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mothman at November 12, 2019 12:06 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..gathering is finished hunting has begun at November 12, 2019 12:06 AM (jLsPj)
My own gear arrives for next year, with Nightforce MOA glass mounted atop, therewith.
No promises. But one does tend to shoot better when behind a familiar rifle and scope.
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That is true.
And thank you again.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:06 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:07 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2019 12:05 AM (oRpiG)
Chillicothe.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:07 AM (TdMsT)
Long time, no hear!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:06 AM (TdMsT)
I emailed you last week but never heard back, hon! Let's catch up - is tomorrow good?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:07 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:07 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:08 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:08 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:08 AM (NMAzL)
I'm just stopping in to say that, and to add, since Mis. Hum. quoted the delusional Boudin POS, that since his parents were in prison for blowing up things as part of the Weathermen, his step parents are Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn. (and I don't really care if I misspelled their names)
check out In Pursuit of Truth's documentaries on the Weathermen if you'd like. great research.
God's healing our land, I know it. Goodnight all
Posted by: booknlass at November 12, 2019 12:08 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:09 AM (/UQ/R)
Long time, no hear!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:06 AM (TdMsT)
I emailed you last week but never heard back, hon! Let's catch up - is tomorrow good?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:07 AM (NMAzL)
In the afternoon. I play at 11:00 and 7:00. I'm on the couch in between trying to recover.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:09 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)
I'm completely unarmed and safe. You?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:09 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:10 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:10 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:07 AM (NMAzL)
I've been terrible about answering emails lately, Miley. I'm so sorry...
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:09 AM (TdMsT)
I'll aim for between 3 and 4 pm.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:11 AM (NMAzL)
2-3" of global warming on the ground.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:10 AM (RU4sa)
In Texas???? OMG.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:11 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2019 12:11 AM (I2/tG)
My bro-in-law is from UA. His family had a membership at the club. Been there a number of times for various events. The clubhouse always seemed to me to have that air of genteel chic shabby...Anyway UA was always Worthington's arch rival in football. They always beat us. Kind of like OSU's ''rivalry'' with that team up north these last years.
Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2019 12:11 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:12 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
Next time I'll text, because you're "one of those." Heh.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:12 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: booknlass at November 12, 2019 12:12 AM (xIKXj)
The 'ettes at a Tx Mo Meet are beyond compare.
Married, single, widowed, "hopeful", it matters not.
There is more natural beauty there of all ages, regardless of height, short, wide, narrow, tall or odd, than you can possibly comprehend.
Unless that is, that you are THERE.
There is so much beauty in grace, and so much grace to be found at this august event.
I daresay that a single man would be overwhelmed, and reduced to a speechless, stammering fool, at best.
I was, and I'm not even particularly "single". (yes, I behaved)
What the HELL are you waiting for?
Book it. Tx Mo Meet, 2020.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:09 AM (NMAzL)
Always armed. Safe is debatable.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:14 AM (NWiLs)
Blonde, I'm not sure it's dying so much as it just keeps falling for gimmicks. It does seem to have stagnated.
For instance, every local newscast in LA starts with "Breaking News!!" whether there's really any or not to report.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Hmm, well that's better than dying.
Some of those gimmicks work! My uncle in Yuma, AZ grabs the popcorn and turns on the LA news every night in anticipation of a good car chase. He's almost never disappointed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:14 AM (13CQC)
My Uncle was on Omaha Beach around 9 AM that morning,
https://tinyurl.com/qpxlfp6
My family accepted my cost of being a historian.
Posted by: Miklos at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (PkVlr)
The 'ettes at a Tx Mo Meet are beyond compare.
Married, single, widowed, "hopeful", it matters not.
There is more natural beauty there of all ages, regardless of height, short, wide, narrow, tall or odd, than you can possibly comprehend.
Unless that is, that you are THERE.
There is so much beauty in grace, and so much grace to be found at this august event.
I daresay that a single man would be overwhelmed, and reduced to a speechless, stammering fool, at best.
I was, and I'm not even particularly "single". (yes, I behaved)
What the HELL are you waiting for?
Book it. Tx Mo Meet, 2020.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:13 AM (QzJWU)
You have to be the nicest guy who ever lived.
The 'Rons at the Mome were REAL men, handsome and well-mannered!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
" anyone involved in the peace movememt"
Two sets of weasel wording you could drive a truck through.
I hope you pointed that out to the asswipe.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 12, 2019 12:16 AM (dqLDp)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:17 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
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This is true.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:17 AM (RU4sa)
I live south of St. Louis, on the Illinois side of the Mississippi.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (RU4sa)
You know--I KNOW that, but still keep picturing you in Texas!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:17 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
Well-mannered? This bunch? Huh.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:17 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Ya know, until I read the article, I had no idea who Don Cherry was.
Seems like an awful lotta people jumped on the bandwagon.
"A spokesman for Budweiser said the Co. was comfortable with the network's decision".
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (PkVlr)
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Never liked the seachickens much, but as an old Raiders fan...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SUCK IT WHINERS!
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
Well-mannered? This bunch? Huh.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:17 AM (NWiLs)
They were doll-babies. Truly.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:12 AM (/UQ/R)
A little frustrating. I don't want a female officiant, because apparently I'm sexist. They just don't feel "real." But the ones I've found online "locally" are all women.I want something relaxed and more on the informal side, so standard wedding venues aren't right. It's going to be a small gathering - fewer than 3 dozen, I would think. Maybe 2 dozen.
Anyway, I'm thinking maybe we should wait until the house is built, then I'll have more control. But we don't even have a contractor yet. <nudges Publius>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL)
And Jim! Are you still in Galveston?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:08 AM (NMAzL)
There is no escape from the island of Galvetraz.
Otherwise, how're you, ma'am?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (QzJWU)
This is me fading out.. gnite
❚❚❚❙❙❘
❇
Posted by: mindful webworker - sockpuppeteer to the stars... and stripes... at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (UYkjZ)
Anyway, I'm thinking maybe we should wait until the house is built, then I'll have more control. But we don't even have a contractor yet.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL)
Oh my gosh!!! Call me tomorrow afternoon!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:19 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 12, 2019 12:20 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 12, 2019 12:20 AM (BiNEL)
Very cool experience if you ever get to attend one. Free Jameson for all in attendance and as a plus I got a phone number from a hot Hungarian chick that I was tending with.
Lots of women showing their womanly wares. Two thumbs up as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 12, 2019 12:20 AM (X3ewZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL)
Oh my gosh!!! Call me tomorrow afternoon!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:19 AM (TdMsT)
You're a contractor?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:12 AM (/UQ/R)
A little frustrating. I don't want a female officiant, because apparently I'm sexist. They just don't feel "real." But the ones I've found online "locally" are all women.I want something relaxed and more on the informal side, so standard wedding venues aren't right. It's going to be a small gathering - fewer than 3 dozen, I would think. Maybe 2 dozen.
Anyway, I'm thinking maybe we should wait until the house is built, then I'll have more control. But we don't even have a contractor yet.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL)
Last time I got married, it was by a Judge.
Looking back, I shoulda asked for a Jury.
/Rodney Dangerfield
*tugs at collar*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:20 AM (QzJWU)
"we found the whistleblower!"
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 12, 2019 12:20 AM (PkVlr)
Love it!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:21 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:21 AM (RU4sa)
Oh my gosh!!! Call me tomorrow afternoon!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:19 AM (TdMsT)
You're a contractor?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:20 AM (NWiLs)
I can't stop laughing.
Oh Insom!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
And nudge, nudge Publius
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:22 AM (/UQ/R)
He's retired now.
I think there's a connection...
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:21 AM (RU4sa)
Aaaaand back to throuples.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
Breaking News really doesn't mean much in our world of 24-7 news coverage. Now back in the day when a program was interrupted for a breaking story it was usually worth it. Now 1/2 inch of snowfall qualifies as breaking news and requires at least 2 reporters live on the scene.
Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2019 12:23 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:23 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 12:24 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
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lol
sicko
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:24 AM (RU4sa)
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Prayers up, hun.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:25 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:25 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
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lol
sicko
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:24 AM (RU4sa)
Part of my charm.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:25 AM (NWiLs)
Otherwise, how're you, ma'am?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:18 AM (QzJWU)
I'm sorry to hear that (I think?) But hopefully you're making the best of things.Life is good, Jim. Today I made chicken soup for Publius' folks, and took it over and fed them. Feeding him and his family is my greatest pleasure. Very gratifying and elemental.
I was thinking of you as I was musing over some custom cabinetry I'd like in the house-to-be. Your home projects really made an impression on me. But I doubt you'd want to spend a few weeks in SC doing it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)
Nope. Formaldehyde is an aldehyde and methylene glycol is a diol. The only real thing they have in common is a single carbon atom.
They're about as different as ethanol (booze) and acetic acid (vinegar), both with two carbons, or propane and isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol, both with three.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:26 AM (tJvHx)
So you bought a candle and you lived and you learned
You got the rhythm, you got the speed
Mama's little baby likes it short and sweet
Posted by: mnw at November 12, 2019 12:26 AM (Cssks)
Oh Insom!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
LadyL. I know Isom. And I know you. Alas, I've yet to enjoy the honor of coming to know Nurse Ratched.
But I wanna get us all drunk in the same place together.
I can die happily then, of drink, laughter and mirth.
But mostly of drink, laughter and mirth.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:26 AM (QzJWU)
Oh my. Prayers are forthcoming.
Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2019 12:26 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 12:24 AM (0OmEj)
Ah shit, man. Prayers up for him and his loved ones.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:26 AM (NWiLs)
A little frustrating. I don't want a female officiant, because apparently I'm sexist. They just don't feel "real."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Of course it's your preference, but have you ever had a female officiant for anything? I attended services for a deceased friend led by a female rabbi and she was amazing. Couldn't have asked for a more respectful, authoritative type to send my friend off.
But it's your day. Follow your feeling.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:27 AM (13CQC)
Looking back, I shoulda asked for a Jury.
/Rodney Dangerfield
*tugs at collar*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:20 AM (QzJWU)
LOL!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:28 AM (NMAzL)
Haven't heard the name Buzz Lukens in years - what did he do, boff an intern?
Posted by: Toad-O at November 12, 2019 12:28 AM (cct0t)
Seen from at least Urbana-Champaign in east central Illinois to the St. Louis area in Missouri.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:28 AM (tJvHx)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:29 AM (tJvHx)
My brother in law is in the hospital today his kidneys have shut down. His MS has progressed to the point he's more in than out of rehabilitation or hospitals. I think the end is near for him. He's 55 now and has had ms for 35 years. Pray for him please. Thank you.
Posted by: usntakim
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Oh dear. My sympathies. I hope he can be kept comfortable for now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:29 AM (13CQC)
You've always been a friend, here.
All the prayers. In all the ways.
My email is in my nic, as always. And yes, you should write, if you feel the need.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:30 AM (QzJWU)
And nudge, nudge Publius
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:22 AM (/UQ/R)
Hmm, I don't have any friends down here. My brother would probably make a great officiant, but I have no idea if he'd be interested in doing this!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:30 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 12:24 AM (0OmEj)
I certainly will, isntakim, and for you and his loved ones.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:31 AM (NMAzL)
Wow, messed that up. Meant "I'm really sorry to hear about your b-i-l, usntakim".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:31 AM (tJvHx)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 12:24 AM (0OmEj)
Prayers for your brother in law and the rest of your family...
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:31 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 12, 2019 12:31 AM (BiNEL)
Seen from at least Urbana-Champaign in east central Illinois to the St. Louis area in Missouri.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:28 AM (tJvHx)
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Huh.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:32 AM (RU4sa)
Oh Insom!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
LadyL. I know Isom. And I know you. Alas, I've yet to enjoy the honor of coming to know Nurse Ratched.
But I wanna get us all drunk in the same place together.
I can die happily then, of drink, laughter and mirth.
But mostly of drink, laughter and mirth.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:26 AM (QzJWU)
Let's be sure that happens!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:33 AM (TdMsT)
You know why football bowl committees love to have OSU come and play in their post season games? Because we travel well. You can count on Ohio people sowing up and spending money. We're everywhere.
Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2019 12:33 AM (jm1YL)
Seen from at least Urbana-Champaign in east central Illinois to the St. Louis area in Missouri.
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Sketchy information is now filtering in from Grovers Mill, New Jersey where curious onlookers report that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2019 12:33 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 12, 2019 12:33 AM (8tgbz)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 12, 2019 12:34 AM (sU5UX)
Some years ago, there was a guy here in Alaska who'd been up in front of the local magistrate many, many times. When he and his lucky bride got married, he reflexively responded to the "do you take this woman" question with "Guilty, Your Honor."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:34 AM (tJvHx)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 12:34 AM (0OmEj)
> 'Ettes: check to see if any of your makeup contains something called Methylene Glycol.
As luck would have it, I don't wear makeup. One less thing to worry about.
I do have a plastic ladle though. Guess I'll have to replace it at some point with a stainless steel one. I'll put it on my wish list for wedding gifts, haha!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)
Seen from at least Urbana-Champaign in east central Illinois to the St. Louis area in Missouri.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:28 AM (tJvHx)
That's what they want you to believe. Just keep an eye out a blob or an exact duplicate of yourself juuuust before you nod off.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 12, 2019 12:36 AM (e1mEI)
So the Horowitz report is being delayed because the DOJ is fighting to redact and classify stuff. With so much hostility towards that report, why hasn't it leaked? Curious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:36 AM (13CQC)
Have you considered asking him?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 12, 2019 12:37 AM (xkSJa)
had a female officiant for anything? I attended services for a deceased
friend led by a female rabbi and she was amazing. Couldn't have asked
for a more respectful, authoritative type to send my friend off.
But it's your day. Follow your feeling.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:27 AM (13CQC)
No, I never have. It's just a tradition thing, and Publius feels the same.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:37 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:37 AM (tJvHx)
The 'Rons at the Mome were REAL men, handsome and well-mannered!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
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that's only because i wasn't there.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 12:37 AM (q3X5U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2019 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)
When I put a spike into my vein
And I tell you things ain't quite the same
When I'm rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus' son
Her-o-in
It's my wife
And it's my life
Posted by: mnw at November 12, 2019 12:39 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 12, 2019 12:39 AM (e1mEI)
Unless she is a particularly horrid cook despite her best efforts?
/ i denounce myself.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
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You doing anything later on?
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at November 12, 2019 12:40 AM (XVuno)
That's a nice video of the arch.
I live about 45 minutes south of STL, so didn't see or hear anything.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:40 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:41 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:42 AM (RU4sa)
Jimmy Carter's been admitted to a hospital to relieve pressure on his brain caused by bleeding due to recent falls.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:43 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)
Makes a handy expedient clubbing weapon too.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 12:44 AM (a4EWo)
Seen from at least Urbana-Champaign in east central Illinois to the St. Louis area in Missouri.
Some people were calling in about this to an Art Bell wannabe show while Publius and I were driving home. Meteorite?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:44 AM (NMAzL)
And SMOD denies us still.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:45 AM (NWiLs)
Aargh!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 12:45 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:45 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 12, 2019 12:45 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:46 AM (RU4sa)
Sure looks like it from the video -- hard to imagine anything else it could've been over that wide an area.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 12:46 AM (tJvHx)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:43 AM (13CQC)
Stairway with slips and falls to
$10 a push, Horde. Line forms to the left.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:46 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 12, 2019 12:37 AM (xkSJa)
He's asleep, but I'll toss the idea out to him.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:47 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:43 AM (13CQC)
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that idiot has a brain?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 12:47 AM (ueP5K)
I've told my kids to just shoot me if I get to that point, then tell the nice officer they didn't realize the gun was loaded and they have no idea how I got a hold of it. Failing that, just stand me up in the driveway and run over me a couple of times, then tell the nice officer they thought I was safe in the house, got out, and must have managed to get into their blind spot. I've seen dementia up close and personal, and I don't want to put myself or my kids through it.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 12, 2019 12:48 AM (8tgbz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:43 AM (13CQC)
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I hope he has to rely on a Jewish doctor,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2019 12:49 AM (XVuno)
that idiot has a brain?
Posted by: redc1c4
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As I was reading, I thought "surely this isn't pressure due to overthinking."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:49 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:43 AM (NWiLs)
That's what the 14" frying pan is for.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 12:50 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 12, 2019 12:50 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:43 AM (NWiLs)
That's what the 14" frying pan is for.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
Ooooo. Cast iron?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
...and prayers to follow for usntakim.
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 12, 2019 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)
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yup, it couldn't have been *anything* else...
Posted by: Skunk Works staff at November 12, 2019 12:51 AM (ueP5K)
Meteorite is what is found on the ground after impact.
Really? I thought they were small meteors. You learn something every day! I'd share that bit of knowledge with Publius, but he's snoring here on the couch and I don't want to wake him. Poor thing, he's been "off" since he got his latest infusion two weeks ago. Hope he'll be better soon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:52 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 12:52 AM (a4EWo)
Uh, you are aware that Rock County, right here in the Land of Cheese, pulled this exact same stunt, right?
Posted by: Lurk at November 12, 2019 12:53 AM (/sJCA)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
Ooooo. Cast iron?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
Stainless, but it would make a nice clang.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:53 AM (NMAzL)
I've told my kids to just shoot me if I get to that point
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
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The trouble is, everyone says that. Then they get there and go figure, demented people cling to life like the lowliest jellyfish or insects. I've taken care of some old demented relatives and I truly TRULY do not wish to be that old loony diapered aunt to my nieces and nephews.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:54 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 12:54 AM (NMAzL)
I pray that this is Gallows Humor.
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 12, 2019 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 12:56 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:56 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:57 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 12, 2019 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 12:58 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2019 01:00 AM (QzJWU)
Sergeant SMH: Sir, if the time comes I need one, there'll be plenty lying around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2019 01:00 AM (5h/3t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 01:01 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 01:01 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:56 AM (RU4sa)
He smiled, but didn't open his eyes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 01:01 AM (NMAzL)
So now I must be off to bed
But before I drop right out of sight
I bid you all a fond goodnight
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 01:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 01:04 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 12, 2019 01:04 AM (4X5xS)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 01:06 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 01:08 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 01:08 AM (a4EWo)
Can't let the graft slip from the family
Posted by: A dude in MI
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Keep the family seat. One day she'll settle it on a worthy son or daughter, I'm sure.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 01:09 AM (13CQC)
Sergeant SMH: Sir, if the time comes I need one, there'll be plenty lying around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2019 01:00 AM (5h/3t)
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LOL!
It's even funnier to me, considering that 4th ID was the red-headed stepchild to 1st Cav when 4th ID was at Ft. Hood, especially 2003-2011.
Thus, we hated 1st Cav.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:10 AM (RU4sa)
who knows? maybe tonight i'll get some sleep.
won't be at all surprised if i don't. my body hates me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 01:11 AM (Kyj0g)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 01:08 AM (a4EWo)
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Debby, what kind of help do you have for your situation?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 01:11 AM (13CQC)
stepchild to 1st Cav when 4th ID was at Ft. Hood, especially 2003-2011.
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that's what they get for leaving Ft Cartoon.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 01:12 AM (Kyj0g)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:13 AM (RU4sa)
Sergeant SMH: Sir, if the time comes I need one, there'll be plenty lying around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2019 01:00 AM (5h/3t)
there is a reason us Sailors never went further inland, than we could get shore fire support.
Although, in the 80's that support could go a bit... deeper (yes, I saw the Jersey fire a broadside once).
Posted by: Don Q at November 12, 2019 01:14 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:14 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: VM's phone at November 11, 2019 11:56 PM (G546f)
I think QDPSteve is wrong about the formaldehyde. It's an aldehyde, not an alcohol. Methyl glycol: C3H8O2
Formaldehyde, also known as methylene glycol: H2CO
Now the former is used in cosmetics, nail polish for one. Formaldehyde is not (other than it keeps RBG daisy fresh).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2019 01:15 AM (/sgva)
Moving it isn't feasible, supposedly.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:16 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 12, 2019 01:16 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 12, 2019 01:16 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 01:17 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
For better for worse. You are a testimony sister. One day at a time! Have you considered finding a support group? I learned to really appreciate mine. When we met we would quickly figure out who was struggling and encourage them to vent. Boy I had some HOF rants.There is strength in numbers!
Posted by: Sock Monkey..gathering is finished hunting has begun at November 12, 2019 01:18 AM (jLsPj)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 01:19 AM (0OmEj)
Have you considered finding a support group? I learned to really appreciate mine.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.
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Seconded.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 01:20 AM (13CQC)
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Oh?
Naval Sea Systems Command
Crane, Indiana.
Pretty sure we could run a couple of tanks up from Ft. Knox before daylight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2019 01:21 AM (5h/3t)
How they were able to fit all their 'nads in those tin cans is something that makes me...smh.
One of the greatest is of course, is the crew of the USS Wahoo, led by Dudley Walker "Mush" Morton.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:24 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 12:32 AM (RU4sa)
This just in: large walking tripods seen in Virginia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2019 01:24 AM (/sgva)
But seriously, being lost at sea would really suck.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:25 AM (RU4sa)
Jaws because the USS Indianapolis scene (Navy?? All aboard the Nope train to Fuckthatville).
Stripes because...it made the Army fun.
Little did I know.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:28 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:28 AM (RU4sa)
I may be mistaken but I think some brewers use formaldehyde in their brewing process. When I drank always told myself it would keep me well preserved.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..gathering is finished hunting has begun at November 12, 2019 01:32 AM (jLsPj)
Stripes because...it made the Army fun.
Little did I know.
Posted by: SMH
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Don't tell me, you were Private Benjamin? "This isn't the Army I joined. I joined the one with the condos, and the private rooms. Excuse me, is green the only color these come in?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 01:33 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:34 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 01:33 AM (13CQC)
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I didn't watch Private Benjamin until I got out of the Army the first time in 1989.
I actually love Army green, khaki, black, etc.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:35 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:36 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 01:36 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 01:38 AM (a4EWo)
I'm in awe of both you guys -- all you guys -- and I sincerely thank you for your service.
My dad was in the Marines, and weird, but I always got the feeling that he didn't want military life for his kids -- he'd done that so we wouldn't have to. My mom was different -- wanted everyone to get into the military -- and she got my niece into the Corps by God!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 01:39 AM (13CQC)
My dad was approached a few times in his career to join the submariners.
He too was all aboard the Nope train.
He spent his career on destroyers and cruisers, except for a brief stint as a river rat in one of his tours of 'Nam.
He was a signalman. Go figure.
My first MOS was signal. 31M10 (Multichannel communications systems operator).
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)
But "methylene" is commonly used in industry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2019 01:41 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 12, 2019 01:42 AM (di1hb)
Jaws because the USS Indianapolis scene (Navy?? All aboard the Nope train to Fuckthatville).
Stripes because...it made the Army fun.
Little did I know.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:28 AM (RU4sa)
Heh. My dad joined the Navy in 1940 because he heard they were about to reinstate the draft. I'm sure he heard plenty of horror stories about WWI trench warfare and didn't want any part of it.
So he joined the Navy, figuring that we were protected by two oceans. Two years later he had his ship shot out from under him at Coral Sea. You never can tell.
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 01:43 AM (7vvoJ)
Then he was hitchhiking and got picked up by and Air Force recruiter. Dad did four years with the Air Force.
I guess the guy was persuasive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 12, 2019 01:44 AM (gd9RK)
No, you never can tell.
I was in my final week of basic training (again) in 2001 when 9/11 happened.
The cosmic humor was not lost on me.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:45 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:46 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 01:47 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 01:47 AM (NMAzL)
He did 23 years in the Navy, retiring at Pearl Harbor.
He and my mom did not want to raise their children in southside Chicago. The Navy ensured that.
So I may make jokes about the Navy, but those who serve or have ever served in the Navy, I salute you.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:50 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 01:50 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:52 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:53 AM (RU4sa)
Little did I know.
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 01:28 AM (RU4sa)
Well, it was a great movie. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2019 01:53 AM (9Om/r)
How true. How sad, but true. And apt.
Posted by: MarkY at November 12, 2019 01:54 AM (HbhkC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 01:55 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 01:55 AM (NMAzL)
I wouldn't trust any dude that wasn't motivated by that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 12, 2019 01:58 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Fox2! at November 12, 2019 01:58 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 01:47 AM (a4EWo)
Thanks, Debby. Today was a pretty good day. I had an appointment with my primary care physician. She used to have an office near me, but it closed a few years ago and she joined another practice some distance away. I've been thinking that I should find a closer PCP.
Today she said that if I couldn't make it to an appointment, she would come and see me. Things like that are why I've kept seeing her.
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 02:01 AM (7vvoJ)
I guess I will try to salvage the good LED's, and make some sort of lamp out of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2019 02:02 AM (/sgva)
The others... not so kind.
Lewy Body Dementia patients can continue to live for years after they've forgotten they're human.
Posted by: MarkY at November 12, 2019 02:02 AM (HbhkC)
So he joined the Navy, figuring that we were protected by two oceans. Two years later he had his ship shot out from under him at Coral Sea. You never can tell.
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 01:43 AM (7vvoJ)
My father joined the Navy to avoid being drafted for the end of the war in Europe/the invasion of Japan. On Aug 15, 1045, he was waiting for his school to start after finishing basic. Became a Corpsman, graduating in Spring 1946. Assigned to 2 MARDIV. Spent '46 invading the Carolinas, Cuba and Puerto Rico. Discharged in Dec 46.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 12, 2019 02:05 AM (MwFQu)
appointment, she would come and see me. Things like that are why I've
kept seeing her.
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 02:01 AM (7vvoJ)
What a great doctor!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 02:06 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 12, 2019 02:09 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at November 12, 2019 02:11 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2019 02:14 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 01:43 AM (7vvoJ)
Yup, Dad was part of the sailor detachment they put on merchant ships who were in convoys. Signalman.
KamiKaze flew right past him, while he was signaling a destroyer to engage. Literally yards away.
/Salute!
Posted by: Don Q at November 12, 2019 02:18 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 12, 2019 02:19 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: SMH
Salutes back !
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 02:19 AM (arJlL)
New Yorkers Boo De Blasio at Veterans Day Parade
https://pjmedia.com/trending/new-yorkers-boo-de-blasio-at-veterans-day-parade/
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 02:21 AM (RU4sa)
Psychotic, self-proclaimed professor attacks a different flag waving female in the group.
MMA chicks jumps into action, submits stupid liberal bitch.
https://tinyurl.com/yhz3y2mm
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 12, 2019 02:22 AM (iIUKh)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 02:28 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 02:32 AM (7vvoJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yhz3y2mm
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 12, 2019 02:22 AM (iIUKh)
I am surprised the MMA gal hasn't been arrested. Seems to be how it works on the commie coast.
Posted by: trotsky protruding ice pick at November 12, 2019 02:34 AM (vqIkG)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 02:37 AM (RU4sa)
I just watched a Dutch thriller film called "App" from 2013 about an evil iPhone app that takes over some chick's phone and starts ruining her life and the life of everyone around her:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2536436/?ref_=tt_urv
Turns out the app is a rogue AI program that reached self-awareness and was able to seize control not only of her phone but of any electronics nearby, causing them to go haywire and/or kill humans, etc. etc.
Pretty decent thriller actually. But that's not the freaky part.
In the final scene, after all the action is over and she has destroyed all the phones that had the app/virus/AI on them, and you think the world is safe from the evil software, our heroine gets on an airplane to go on a much-needed vacation, and in the final moment of the film the camera pans over the cockpit door and shows clearly the words "Boeing 737" and then it zooms in on the pilot's control module -- and the evil app appears on it! And you realize then that the out-of-control software is going to seize control of the Boeing 737 and make it crash.
This movie, let me remind you, came out in 2013 -- six years BEFORE this EXACT thing happened in real real with the Boeing 737 Max.
I have never seen a move that was so specifically, precisely prophetic. Incredible.
Because the movie is not that well-known, no one has ever noticed this amazing "coincidence." Until now, that is!
Spooky! How could the filmmakers have "guessed" that six years in the future Boeing 737s would crash due to new software taking control of the plane? Amazing.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 02:45 AM (fK2gX)
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 02:47 AM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 11, 2019 11:18 PM (a4EWo)
What if they were Corpsemen with the men of the Corps?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 12, 2019 03:10 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 03:14 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 03:18 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 03:18 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/ygvelupc
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 03:19 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 03:19 AM (mpXpK)
This guy is toast.
https://tinyurl.com/qpn4nxh
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 03:19 AM (mpXpK)
Scankles thinks the DNC will roll her out at the convention. I don't think so.
https://tinyurl.com/vm94xnt
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 03:20 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/w6ykzds
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 03:20 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/qn4pdbg
And that's it for today. The only strategy the Communists have is endless hearings in the House. They have nothing else because you have people like PeeLousy who comes from CA and runs in a solid Democrat district in SF even though she does not live there. She will die in office.
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 03:20 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 03:24 AM (mpXpK)
Radio guy Rich Zeoli was saying the other day many Republicans would be all in on this impeachment crap if the Republican voting base turned on President Trump. As long as that doesn't happen, and has no sign it will I wonder at best they are sitting on the sidelines seeing how it pans out.
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 03:32 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 03:40 AM (ZCEU2)
Is this thing on? Maybe last week's thread?
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:02 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 12, 2019 04:07 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 04:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 04:13 AM (mpXpK)
Yesterday was yucky. We got about 3-4 inches of heavy snow, yet it was so windy it was blowing everywhere. And people were driving like morons (not the good kind of morons!)
It's 5 degrees right now.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 12, 2019 04:20 AM (6NTwP)
I'm trying to comment abt a youtube series but pixy thinks it's spam.
Has some good ideas for this tough journey.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 12, 2019 04:24 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 12, 2019 04:25 AM (6NTwP)
Vic back in summer had alternator replaced, wasn't charging the battery.
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:26 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:27 AM (ZCEU2)
Eric Ciariamella has been named by Schiffty's report and was mentioned in the Mueller report.
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:27 AM (ZCEU2)
I left an FM transmitter plugged into the cigarette lighter for several days that killed the battery and I haven't been able to put a good charge on since then. Shit keeps getting in the way.
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 04:30 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip
Gee, THANKS MLii !
We won't say you never gave us nuthin' !
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 04:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip
Gee, THANKS MLii !
We won't say you never gave us nuthin' !
Posted by: JT
You're welcome!
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 12, 2019 04:35 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 12, 2019 04:36 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2019 04:39 AM (r3KsD)
Posted by: My life is insanity at
(wonders where NGU is.......)
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 04:41 AM (arJlL)
Have a great day everyone
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:41 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 12, 2019 04:43 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 12, 2019 04:44 AM (6NTwP)
Probably Portsmouth.
You can pull your own teeth with a chisel and a hammer...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2019 04:44 AM (A3700)
So the Horowitz report is being delayed because the DOJ is fighting to redact and classify stuff. With so much hostility towards that report, why hasn't it leaked? Curious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2019 12:36 AM (13CQC) "
One side in this war believes in following the laws, and that we are all paricipating in civil society - the other other believes we are at war and intends to win. Guess which is which !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 04:49 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 04:49 AM (JwHjN)
You can pull your own teeth with a chisel and a hammer...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
thanks ! I'll keep that in mind !
I was looking to pass the storm on to him.
Its gonna be YOUR storm, too !
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 04:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 04:58 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at November 12, 2019 05:07 AM (3Im+A)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:08 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 04:51 AM (arJlL)
Nope. I just bought a new snowblower. That guarantees no snow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2019 05:14 AM (A3700)
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 04:51 AM (arJlL)
Nope. I just bought a new snowblower. That guarantees no snow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Whew !
Thanks !
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 05:23 AM (arJlL)
You have access to ethanol free gasoline?
Or if not, we use Sta-Bil in the small engines, and it really helps.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:25 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 04:49 AM (JwHjN)
We can't make them stop, but we can make them regret it. In fact we have an obligation to, regardless of whether we can stay on the high road or not. It's sad.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2019 05:25 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:31 AM (cqNba)
Can this get any more farcical?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:37 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: JAS at November 12, 2019 05:38 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: House of Representatives at November 12, 2019 05:38 AM (cqNba)
I think that is for two stroke engines.
And most snowblowers are four stroke, if I remember correctly.
But...I am getting on the far side of 29, and memory ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: House of Representatives at November 12, 2019 05:43 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:43 AM (cqNba)
The closest station is about 70 minutes away, but there is a nice gun store on the way. So I will probably get a 5 gallon can plus a full tank for the car. The snowblower is fuel injected, so it's probably overkill, but it was expensive, so better safe than sorry.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2019 05:46 AM (A3700)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2019 05:47 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2019 05:25 AM (LxTcq) "
Exactly spot-on. We are high-road types, all things being equal.
But we are at war, and losing this war is not an option.
We must win, and our enemies have set the rules of engagement.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 05:48 AM (JwHjN)
Damn...one of those hoity-toity high falutin' new fangled ones.....
Nice!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:50 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JAS at November 12, 2019 05:51 AM (DBGf/)
It's a four-stroke, so it doesn't need the oil. But my local Home Depot sells ethanol-free fuel that is so expensive it is actually worth driving more than an hour to a gas station that sells it for cars.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2019 05:51 AM (A3700)
I feel real. At least last I checked I was.
I don't think you're sexist for wanting a male clergy. If you grew up in a tradition that has male clergy that is going to be what you're accustomed to. However, if you're going online for a "rent an officiant" they tend to most be women, I believe.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 05:51 AM (WI7YS)
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Ok.
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 05:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 05:51 AM (WI7YS)
*Types*
*Deletes*
(Mustn't smack the low hating fruit.)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:53 AM (cqNba)
Go on.......
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 05:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 05:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:53 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2019 05:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 05:54 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 05:50 AM (cqNba)
It was about $100 more than the carb version, but I was intrigued. Probably a stupid decision,because it is more expensive to repair and anyway I always use fuel stabilizer and run my engines dry, but it was too tempting to pass up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2019 05:55 AM (A3700)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2019 05:14 AM (A3700)
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I thought that last year when I got a new snowblower, and for a while, it looked like it might be true. Then February hit...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 12, 2019 05:56 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 05:58 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2019 05:51 AM (A3700)
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I used the ethanol-free stuff from Home Depot/Menard's for a while. Justified it with the fact that, while expensive compared to other gas, I wasn't going through a lot of it each season.
Then I found a gas station nearby that sells ethanol-free.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 12, 2019 05:59 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JAS at November 12, 2019 05:59 AM (DBGf/)
https://earthporn.org/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 05:59 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 06:00 AM (WI7YS)
We were in Lowe's the other day grabbing some moving boxes, and I saw one out of the corner of my eye while walking.
Has the "Only Fuel Injected Engine in Class" sign on it.
And I was thinking...now that could be interesting.
Gotta let us know over time how you like it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:01 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:27 AM (ZCEU2)
He was leaking to several people. He knew about the Trump Tower Russia Russia meeting and now I think may have set it up or encouraged it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2019 06:01 AM (JFO2v)
The Canadian network and the NHL screwed up, big time. No more NHL for me. College only.
Posted by: Cindy McCain, zombie hungry at November 12, 2019 06:02 AM (NVYyb)
Over its life I've had no problems. Replace the spark plug yearly. Replaced the scrapper and the blades last year.
Hopefully it's ready to go again
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:04 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:04 AM (NVYyb)
Ethanol-free gas for the four-cycle small engines. Buc-ee's in Angleton, TX has pumps for it. Premixed 50:1 gas for the two cycle engines.
Non-stabilized ethanol-containing gas starts to go bad after about a month. Not good in general for small engines that sit around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2019 06:04 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 06:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2019 06:06 AM (mpXpK)
Don Cherry coached the Bruins in the 70s. We lived outside of Boston and my brother was a Bruin fanatic. As kids we ran into Cherry at a pool supply store in Saugus but my brother was too awestruck to approach him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:07 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 12, 2019 05:59 AM (CAJOC)
Wally World's gas stations have it here now
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 12, 2019 06:07 AM (rBM1Q)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:08 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:01 AM (vd8XM)
Hey; Don't say that out loud. I'll get reported to my denominational hierarchy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 06:09 AM (WI7YS)
Just had to get a new shovel the other day.
Local weather is calling fo r the first snow of the season this morning.
(It's currently 53 degrees out)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
I've got one of them !
Now I gotta remember where I put it !
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 06:11 AM (arJlL)
Don Cherry coached the Bruins in the 70s. We lived outside of Boston and my brother was a Bruin fanatic. As kids we ran into Cherry at a pool supply store in Saugus but my brother was too awestruck to approach him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:07 AM (H8QX
All he asked was that immigrants support veterans on Remembrance Day.
I am glad to see that other countries are so willing to share their milk and honey with immigrants who will never ever share their ideas.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2019 06:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
I need to get a new shovel too. I've had a plastic pusher type for about 8 years, and the edge is getting worn.
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:12 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:13 AM (cqNba)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:14 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:14 AM (H8QX8)
Have to be a horseshoer instead of a consultant today. Damn, those tools are going to be cold.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2019 06:14 AM (RuCB2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:15 AM (NVYyb)
Keep following the cord till you get to the end.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
The cord is only 2-3 inches long.
Its in my garage along with ninety Bazillion other things.
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 06:16 AM (arJlL)
Perhaps at some point in our nations future, there will be talk of changing Washington D.C.'s professional Soccer team from the 'Washington Pale Skins' for being deemed as offensive to the indigenous former Europeans who used to live there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)
And spelling! They seem to have a spelling problem too.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2019 06:16 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
"
Spelling is a white/Heteronormative construct, which reenforced the crushing oppression of the patriarchy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)
The weatherman says that if you can work from home, today would be a good day for it. I'm waiting to see what tomorrow brings, it's supposed to be worse.
Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2019 06:18 AM (9HQoP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 06:19 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 06:20 AM (7vvoJ)
Posted by: ALH
It'll be so bad that they'll want you to work from someone else's home.
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:20 AM (vd8XM)
Some of the paintings featured on the Art Thread were there, live, larges, and approachable. And much modern art that should not be on the Art Thread. And some that should.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)
Judging by the neighborhood social media, and real life attendance at community crime meetings, folk are beginning to get fed up with that whole concept of protecting the criminal.
That attitude change began right around the time that our local whine-moms began to get robbed and their shit stolen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:22 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rickl
After the knees surgery I debated. Today will be the test. If it works out great. Otherwise, I'm making a call
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:22 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:23 AM (vd8XM)
As political engagement increasingly takes place online, basic freedoms that many take for granted including free expression, freedom of information and freedom of assembly are undermined if some citizens have access to the internet and others do not.
People are confusing the USA with the communism they so want. Only in the USA do you have those freedoms. Damn sure not in any commie country.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 06:23 AM (s2OJe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 06:23 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 06:24 AM (7vvoJ)
Thank you for that link; to proof we have beauty all around us. It is bookmarked, but I do not go every day. I should. Very life-affirming, like a good hug.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2019 06:25 AM (RuCB2)
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:20 AM (vd8XM)
Ha! Maybe I can get started on Christmas.
Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2019 06:26 AM (9HQoP)
==
You misspelled hangings.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 12, 2019 06:26 AM (dqLDp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:27 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2019 06:25 AM (RuCB2)
No; it's just a local chapter of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. I don't think it has a special name. (They told me they don't use "Mormon" any more.)
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 06:28 AM (7vvoJ)
worst elements in American society. I claim that every enemy that this
Government has had for twenty years has been and is a Democrat
Still cooking, after all these years.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:28 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: rickl
Supposed to go in the twunnies and snow tonite.
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 06:29 AM (arJlL)
One day, with only coordination on conservative blogs, and with PDJT's emails to supporters - have everyone wear a read MAGA hat.
And other ideas. I was thinking about coordination to Senators. Talk to them on, oh, say, loyalty to the Constitution, and drop off a letter at their public support office. We need to tell Senators to be loyal to America and Americans.
Without organization, we can be rolled up as individuals.
The TEA Party treatment was a big tell.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
worst elements in American society. I claim that every enemy that this
Government has had for twenty years has been and is a Democrat
There is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2019 06:30 AM (9HQoP)
Sorry, VIA. There tend to be "unorthodox" men who do "rent an officiant too" You can get ordained online for some fee. I just don't understand why if want a completely non religious ceremony why they don't get their brother or sister ordained and they can have a service where they talk about their shared love of animals and "we'll be together as long as our love lasts" without any scripture and writing their own vows, and it will someone who knows them.
Miley didn't say she wanted a non religious ceremony . She just wanted a male clergyperson
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 06:30 AM (WI7YS)
Why is such a focus put on 2nd and 3rd hand witnesses, many of whom are Never Trumpers, or whose lawyers are Never Trumpers, when all you have to do is read the phone call (transcript) with the Ukrainian President and see first hand? He and others also stated that there was.........."no pressure" put on him to investigate Sleepy Joe Biden even though, as President, I have an "obligation" to look into corruption, and Biden's actions, on tape, about firing the prosecutor, and his son's taking millions of dollars, with no knowledge or talent, from a........Ukrainian energy company, and more millions taken from China, and now reports of other companies and countries also giving him big money, are certainly looking very corrupt (to put it mildly!) to me. Both Bidens should be forced to testify in this No Due Process Scam!
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:31 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Ben Had
Gonna trick 'em to come to your place and have 'em shoe da horses ?
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 06:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 06:32 AM (arJlL)
https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatGirl_Jess_/status/ 1193629862168276993
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 12, 2019 06:32 AM (rQP70)
And put them in the local cemeteries.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 06:35 AM (WI7YS)
And put them in the local cemeteries.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Yesterday I saw a "Yang for President" yard sign
I believe I'll avoid driving down that block again
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2019 06:37 AM (LxTcq)
You note the block and house. On a GIS database, if needed.
When the burning times (or more likely, the no electricity times) arrive, take their stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:37 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2019 06:38 AM (RuCB2)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at November 12, 2019 06:38 AM (UUBmN)
That's not who we are.
Posted by: GOP at November 12, 2019 06:39 AM (H8QX8)
Church That Believes Exactly What The World Believes Not Sure Why No One Bothers Coming To Church Anymore
Inside the article
"One member of the leadership team suggested they start teaching the Bible to differentiate their church from the surrounding culture and offer something the world cannot offer. The leader was called a bigot and forced to resign."
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 06:40 AM (arJlL)
Have a blessed day, everyone.
Remember, one under a blanket might freeze. Two under a blanket - you can live it up.
Three under a blanket and you can run for office as a Democrat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 12, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)
...
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:31 AM (vd8XM)
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I saw a claim on CBS Sunday Morning that the transcript was incomplete. I suppose that's the latest line of attack.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 12, 2019 06:41 AM (CAJOC)
Yet, Christine Blasey Ford's testimony was accepted by the Left at face value, as if having been written by the finger of God in tablets of stone.
Weird...
Right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:44 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 12, 2019 06:46 AM (8tgbz)
Yeah, that's not going anywhere either. Five different transcriptions were made by professional shorthand note takers, and they compare notes amongst themselves afterwards. The same system is used for all these calls. This is way past silly, and is delusional. It's like transgenderism in it's ridiculousness gone dangerous.
I wish the Democrats would come to their senses, stop undermining our government, and return to work. But, no.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:46 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 06:46 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 06:46 AM (WI7YS)
Heck, in Texas we lost senator Cornhole a decade ago, and I'm afraid Cruz has also become subject to the typical demon possession that is usual for exposure to Washington D.C.
Cornhole represents every grifter, con and criminal but Texas or We The People, and Cruz no longer "fights" like he promised to do.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 12, 2019 06:46 AM (lD3vL)
I saw a claim on CBS Sunday Morning that the transcript was incomplete. I suppose that's the latest line of attack
======
Whenever I see a reference to the meeja the phrase 'hunted down like a rabid dog' springs to mind.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 12, 2019 06:47 AM (dqLDp)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
Cats don't care about man made daylight savings time.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 06:47 AM (MjyI6)
Perhaps one could quote Lt. Col Vindman himself, concerning the accuracy and completeness of the transcript.
https://washex.am/2KdgMK4
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 06:48 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: freaked at November 12, 2019 06:48 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 12, 2019 06:48 AM (8tgbz)
Just came in from a 5k run in the greater Austin area and the trail overpasses are iced over. Hope the morning dog walkers don't slip and break their coccyx.
Running into the wind is painful, following winds, not so much.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 12, 2019 06:49 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
And no heat in the truck.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 06:46 AM (MjyI6)
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It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 12, 2019 06:49 AM (CAJOC)
That's all they have. This whole impeachment fiasco is just Schiff parading in a bunch of bureaucrats and asking them "What do you think Trump really meant?'. It's a bad joke.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 12, 2019 06:49 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 12, 2019 06:50 AM (8tgbz)
Horowitz will issue a report on this too, someday.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:51 AM (NVYyb)
Cornhole represents every grifter, con and criminal but Texas or We The People, and Cruz no longer "fights" like he promised to do.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Cruz best take a judgeship if offered. 1st time around.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 06:51 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:51 AM (NVYyb)
#twohundredyears
Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2019 06:52 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 06:51 AM (NVYyb)
#twohundredyears
Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2019 06:52 AM (Y8PSl)
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In the year 2525.....
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 12, 2019 06:53 AM (CAJOC)
Stay safe and warm!
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)
How would they know?
Yet another leaker? And why should we trust the word of a confirmed security risk and traitor?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 12, 2019 06:53 AM (lD3vL)
smh at the Don Cherry thing. Having grown up in Buffalo where we watched Hockey Night in Canada just like our neighbors over the borderline...firing Don Cherry is like firing God.
The Sabres owners should hire him. Give him a spot between periods to do his Coach's Corner.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 12, 2019 06:53 AM (1XNk8)
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Husband just headed out on foot. He decided against bicycling...I've been tossing and turning since 1. I'm usually at work already but the boss decided to open at 10 instead of 8. I guess that means I should go in at 8 since I'm usually in 2 hours before anyone else.
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at November 12, 2019 06:55 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2019 06:57 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: lin-duh,
That's a lotta NUMBERS this early in the mawnin'.
Just sayin'.
Have FUN !
Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 06:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 12, 2019 07:00 AM (8tgbz)
Well they claim it's incomplete because Deep State operatives like Vidman claim that he and others wanted changes made to the transcript to reflect his remembrances of the call.
It's all bullshit.
Note to future GOP Presidents, if there are any, fire everybody, doesn't matter who the previous President was, just fire everybody, bring in your own people and by your own people I mean your own people and not some GOPe wankers and other miscreants like Rex Tillerson or Mike Kelly.
Because it appears as if 75pct of the FEDGOV are simply spies and saboteurs, even those that wear the uniform.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 12, 2019 07:01 AM (JLrCS)
I'd settle for squashing Republican idiocy but we probably won't get that either.
Posted by: freaked at November 12, 2019 07:03 AM (Tnijr)
How would they know?
Yet another leaker? And why should we trust the word of a confirmed security risk and traitor?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 12, 2019 06:53 AM (lD3vL)
This is an MSNBC started lie. There were several shows and commentaries on how to argue with the Crazy Uncle that says read the transcript.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2019 07:03 AM (JFO2v)
Just sayin'.
Have FUN !
Posted by: JT
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I know, right! I may just do 10 and say screw it.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 12, 2019 07:06 AM (UUBmN)
themselves, Repubs will keep the presidency, the Senate, and retake the
House, putting them in a position to squash the worst of Democratic
idiocy. Maybe the House will actually do something useful.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin"
The House had two years to do something and beside tax cuts did very little especially on the critical items of killing Obamacare and building the wall. They were mostly dragged along on Trumps agenda. They should have squashed the Mueller investigation from day one and started their own of the Dems. Things will be no different in 2020 with Trump a lame duck.
Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2019 07:07 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I remember Dallas in the mid 70's, it was 26F a lot
and they were all beautiful
Posted by: REDACTED at November 12, 2019 07:07 AM (rpxSz)
Heck, in Texas we lost senator Cornhole a decade ago, and I'm afraid Cruz has also become subject to the typical demon possession that is usual for exposure to Washington D.C.
Cornhole represents every grifter, con and criminal but Texas or We The People, and Cruz no longer "fights" like he promised to do.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 12, 2019 06:46 AM (lD3vL)
Check for pods. I picture incumbent Senators shrieking like Donald Sutherland at the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 07:09 AM (7vvoJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2019 07:09 AM (RuCB2)
Roger that. Today is totally a Work-From-Home day. I have a team in Cape Town (UTC+2) so I fully get the up at zero-dark-thirty routine.
Probably be back downtown Friday, need to find a common location to conduct a coffee transaction. (usually in well before 0600)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 12, 2019 07:10 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2019 07:10 AM (hkouz)
I'm thinking/hoping Trump has a recording he is still holding back to let the crazies stick their necks out a little farther. Not that it would stop them, they will charge him with withholding evidence or obstruction of insanity or something.
Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2019 07:10 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 07:10 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: freaked at November 12, 2019 07:11 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: freaked at November 12, 2019 07:03 AM (Tnijr)
I don't see any squashing of any idiocy in our near future.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 07:12 AM (H8QX8)
The GOP was fully onboard with the efforts to take out the President in both the house and Senate for the first two years, once they lost the house, knowing that the effort to take out the President was largely illegitimate and unfounded, they calculated that their political fortunes would benefit if they eased up on taking out the President.
They are still doing nothing in the Senate, you do have Lindsey Graham flapping his gums about this or that but they are not doing anything to truly defend the President and exact revenge for what the Democrats have done.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 12, 2019 07:12 AM (JLrCS)
Every Thanksgiving he is full of interesting facts about Keiv natgas issues.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 07:10 AM (NVYyb)
Ace may need to update his "Thanksgivingmanship" post.
Posted by: rickl at November 12, 2019 07:14 AM (7vvoJ)
I've been trying to tell y'all here for years that the former United States has been taken over by a hostile occupying enemy force. Those impostors may claim to be "American" but they are as American as an anchor baby.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 12, 2019 07:14 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 12, 2019 07:14 AM (oVJmc)
CO? How the fuck does some light colonel get to publicly and openly
subvert the CiC and retain his commission let alone stay out of the
brig?
==========
Good damn question.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 07:14 AM (NVYyb)
My district closed very late, as in early this morning. (Except for daycare facilities.) I think I shoveled the worst last night, but seeing the total accumulation piled on various objects thus morning is funny, like a Warner Bros. cartoon of deep snow.
I hope everyone out and about in the snow stays safe!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 12, 2019 07:15 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2019 07:19 AM (NVYyb)
How do any of the maniacs on the Left get to do anything they're doing these days? It's lawless-palooza everywhere you look. No one in a position to do anything about seems to care or is willing to put themselves on the line.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 12, 2019 07:20 AM (H8QX8)
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