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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Media Flip-Flops On Whether Whistleblowers are Sacred and Deserve Anonymity as ABC News Launches Dragnet to Find Who Leaked the Robach TapeThe Robach tape, unlike Trump's phone calls to foreign leaders, are not classified national secrets. Nothing in it is sensitive. It is merely embarrassing to ABC News, given that George Stephanopolous is a leading figure there, and he used to work for Clinton, and ABC News spiked an important story that would damage Clinton. This leak is hygienic. This is the sort of secret you shouldn't be trying to keep. This is a secret about ABC News' (and the rest of the media's) corrupt, self-serving, mob-like behavior. No national secrets were exposed here. No one did anything illegal. At most, someone violated a civil contract. And that's the worst that might have happened. In all likelihood -- there wasn't even a violation of an NDA. But ABC News is hunting down the leaker and sharing the leaker's name to CBS, where the person is now said to work -- to get him fired/deplatformed. That's the media's go-to move, isn't it?
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 05:55 PM (Zz0t1) 3
But you will whistleblow me first.
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 05:55 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 05:55 PM (Kpl3J) 5
ABC Pounces.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (YOhRS) 6
Whoever leaked it, we can be assured that he or she did not kill Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (1CjJc) 7
Well, Puffleuffagus cannot have that
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (Bf3hj) 8
It wasn't Seth Rich?
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (Bf3hj) 9
Well you know, violation of policy, ABC could fire him..
OOOPS he quit already. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 05:55 PM (Kpl3J) --- They can still hire "Friends of Jeffrey". Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (YOhRS) Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (vCA4F) 11
... and I'll whisper... no
Posted by: Rorbach Tape at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (4zKJk) 12
Going full retard is never a good look,
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (y7DUB) 13
Kill self, Epstein did not.
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (OU875) 14
Leakers and whistle-blowers must be defended and protected at all costs!
-- The Press Leakers are evil and need to be found and punished! -- Also The Press What a bunch of miserable bastards. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (I2dne) 15
oh gawd - supposedly sleepy Jeff Sessions is gonna try to get his seat back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (Kpl3J) 16
Show us on The Rorbach Tape where the #OrangeManBad touched you.
Posted by: Woke Life Coaches at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (EgshT) 17
Some whistleblowers are more equal than others.
Posted by: ABC News Brass at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (YOhRS) 18
Wasn't me.
Posted by: Willy Lohman at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (q1Pj5) 19
Epstein leaked it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ) 20
Kill self, Epstein did not.
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (OU875) --- No Kill I-self. Posted by: Horta Epstein at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (YOhRS) 21
Leaks of private conversations that will damage Trump we have medals for those.
Leaks that might damage a Democrat - you're goin down snooky, as soon as we track you to your lair. Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (O8SrN) 22
13 Kill self, Epstein did not.
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (OU875) No Kill Epstein. - - Horta Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ) 23
Telling the truth is not ABC News Company Policy.
Posted by: ABC News at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (mU726) 24
Considering that ABC is no longer in a position to terminate him, this "investigation" can only have only purpose - to make his name known so that the incestuous little world world of Party/State media will permanently blacklist him. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (FmhK2) Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (O8SrN) 26
Being a leftist/Democrat is a lot like how I remember Jack Nicholson describing how he developed women characters (as a writer) in As Good As It Gets
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (87EdW) Posted by: Ha at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (jKqaK) 28
22 13 Kill self, Epstein did not.
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (OU875) No Kill Epstein. - - Horta Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ) The flying rubber vomit didn't either. Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs) 29
Hypocracy, meet mirror.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (xptlg) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (zBaqJ) 31
Considering that ABC is no longer in a position to terminate him, this "investigation" can only have only purpose - to make his name known so that the incestuous little world world of Party/State media will permanently blacklist him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (FmhK2) +++++++++++++ Sure, for phase 1. In phase 2, they dox him and hope someone beats him to death and/or burns his house down. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (I2dne) 32
Gofundmepage set up yet?
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (Bf3hj) 33
Killed self not, Epstein did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (1XNk8) 34
I hope O'Keefe has money for bodyguards.
ABC Political coverage is controlled by Snuffalupagus, whose a Clinton flunky. They murder people. Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (Zz0t1) 35
>>>Considering that ABC is no longer in a position to terminate him, this "investigation" can only have only purpose - to make his name known so that the incestuous little world world of Party/State media will permanently blacklist him.
of course. It's pure McCarthyism. It's Salem. Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (PbpT7) 36
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The flying rubber vomit didn't either. Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs) Or the giant volcanic turd with claws that gave us Lincoln and Serak. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (zBaqJ) 37
It wasn't a suicide!
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (mU726) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (06nX5) 39
In phase 2, they dox him and hope someone beats him to death and/or burns his house down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (I2dne) Yep, that's the plan. Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (O8SrN) 40
Did somebody say hygienic?
Posted by: George Staph on a knob full of pus at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (v0R5T) 41
E D K H
Posted by: Koko at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (zBaqJ) 43
I think Tim Poole and Jeff Greenfield have noticed the disturbance in the Force...they realize that what they stand for - what they want - will be gone if things go the deep state's way - so they've joined their conservative brethren in fighting this - because if we lose, they lose - unlike the nevertrumpkins, they get that.
Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (32YRo) 44
No national secrets were exposed here. No one did anything illegal.
----------- Except the *cough* secret that (Bill) Clinton might be anything less than the paragon of ethics and leadership that he OBVIOUSLY is... Posted by: Renaldo McPOTUS at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (F26eZ) 45
The reports of my murder are not greatly exaggerated.
Posted by: Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (yL25O) 46
The flying rubber vomit didn't either.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs) So many nerds. Even when I was 10 and that aired the first time, I thought it looked like fake vomit. Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (Z1ykJ) Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (1XNk8) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (zBaqJ) 49
ABC
We're hard at work makin sure you never work in this town again! For doing to us what we encourage others to do every day to the President. Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (O8SrN) Posted by: If CBS had a brain at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (NgKpN) 51
It was the Dukes It was the Dukes It was the Dukes...
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epsteen at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (1XNk8) 52
Epstein's mom leaked it
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (O8SrN) She's a leaker? Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (q1Pj5) 53
It's quite clear from the forensic evidence that has been provided to the public that Mr. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.
Hodor Posted by: Hodor at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S) 54
ANd here I thought, based on the past 3 years of MSM Trump coverage, that anonymous sources and leaking was the highest form of patriotism!
Speak Truth to Power!!* *Except when that Power is a media company Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (bDqIh) 55
Tim Pool: It's complicated...
Also Tim Pool: The left has gone insane... Also also Tim Pool: I'm never voting republican... Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (Z1ykJ) 56
That whistleblower ain't gonna doxx xirself!
Posted by: ABC Pro-Pedo Network at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (G546f) Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (wo3c/) 58
The hammering, it won't stop!!!
Posted by: Laughable "media" at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (QDnY+) 59
F em. They probably have worse secrets to hide. What if one of their dudes also built a rape room in his office. But for young boys. Could definitely be something. Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (nkLIP) 60
Why the hell would we fire someone who hurt a competitor?
Posted by: If CBS had a brain at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (NgKpN) ------- We're not competitors. Posted by: Incestuous Little World of Party/State Media at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (FmhK2) 61
It was moida I tells ya!
Posted by: Curly Joe at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (nzKWW) 62
Had to look it up to get it right- How do you write women so well?
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (87EdW) 63
So they released info that Bill Clinton hung around with Epstein and Epstein was a fancier and procurer of young girls.
And probably a huge black-mailer. At this point that's about as secret as the fact that Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (O8SrN) 64
@ChuckRossDC
The CIA spy extracted from Moscow was in far more danger than the Trump whistleblower, but journalists showed up to his house in droves and published his name Posted by: Ha at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (jKqaK) 65
Uh, wait.
ABC is a competitor. Why the hell would we fire someone who hurt a competitor? Posted by: If CBS had a brain at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (NgKpN) ++++++++++++ We're all in this together. I need to help ABC even though we technically compete because otherwise we'll all hang together. We're all doing the same thing. We're all enemies of the United States. We're all allied fifth-columnists working to destroy the American Republic. We're all lying and promoting the destruction of anyone who disagrees with us. This issue goes far beyond simple industrial competition. This is an existential war of us against them. We'll help. Posted by: CBS, using the brains they do have at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (I2dne) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: I am Groot at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (YOhRS) 68
George could hang himself from a coffee table. Or an ottoman.
Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (v0R5T) 69
Remember when someone leaked video of Trump talking about how female starf@ckers would let you grab them by the mish and the media cheered?
Good times. Posted by: Darth Randall at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (/Njku) Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (ZLI7S) 71
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, and Epstein didn't kill himself!
Posted by: Bones McCoy at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (mU726) 72
ABC - firefighters, running toward the fire! To throw you in!
Light 'em up, whistleblowing marshmallow, you! Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (32YRo) 73
flesmih llik tn'did neitspE
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epsteen at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (1XNk8) 74
http://bit.ly/2NqqRW6
******** Report: Fox News Management Forbids Hosts from Naming Whistleblower Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (BqBId) 75
flying rubber vomit? what movie was that? "Hillary, the Inspiring Young Life of a Future Leader of the World"?
Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (ZqRa6) 76
I have to go make the pasta, and not murder Epstein.
BBL. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (zBaqJ) --- An Epstein is not going to just kill itself. Posted by: Hillz at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (YOhRS) 77
Epstein ne ubival sebya.
Posted by: Russian Bot at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (FmhK2) 78
>>Whoever did leak it, it's nice to know there are good guys behind enemy lines.
O'Keefe has got to have them a bit spooked about insiders with all of his recent insider leaks/undercover video. Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (bDqIh) 79
Epstein's locked in here with me! and he didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Rorbach Tape at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (4zKJk) Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (O8SrN) 81
Someone needs to do a meme of the "shocked, shocked to find that leaking is going on here" with ABC as Captain Louis.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (yL25O) Posted by: Midway at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (q1Pj5) 83
AVENGE ME!!!!!!!
Posted by: Norman Osborn at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (3Z6pZ) 84
I voted yesterday, but not to kill Epstein.
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (Bf3hj) 85
Considering that ABC is no longer in a position to terminate him,
Well of course ABC will give the Clinton's first crack at it. Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (vI+F1) 86
I have a note from Epstein's mudder that says he's excused from school today, and he didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Mr. Kot-tair at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (1XNk8) 87
O'Keefe has got to have them a bit spooked about insiders with all of his recent insider leaks/undercover video.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (bDqIh) ++++++++++ Good. Let them see enemies around every corner and behind every desk. Let them become paranoid madmen. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (I2dne) 88
Again - pull their press passes, throw them out of the White House, forbid any administration official from talking to them on pain of instant dismissal and tell McConnell that any GOPer who speaks to the MFM, even to say "Get the fuck out of my way!", will be frozen out of any Oval Office contact so long as Trump is in office.
Starve the bastards of their oxygen. But then, that would mean actually treating the MFM as the enemy of the people, and it seems too many do not want to do that. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (Ki5SV) 89
Also also Tim Pool: I'm never voting republican...
Posted by: clutch cargo In this fight, I'll take my allies where I can get them Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (32YRo) 90
AF didn't moida Epstein either
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (Bf3hj) 91
Alternate post title: It's Time For Everyone To Become Citizen-Journalists And Blow The Lid Off All This Bullshit Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (06nX5) 92
That dog trainer has to be laughing his ass off about his joke going viral. I know I would be. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (FmhK2) 93
There a joke in there somewhere about Aaron Hernandez and Epstein didn't kill himself. It's like it's on the tip of my tongue.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (yL25O) Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (06nX5) 95
O'Keefe had better have his own personal version of Witness Protection.
No one is going to dare expose the media if his sources are "made examples" in public. Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (F26eZ) 96
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There a joke in there somewhere about Aaron Hernandez and Epstein didn't kill himself. It's like it's on the tip of my tongue. Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (yL25O) One of these things is not like the other. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (1CjJc) 97
When I sang "Killing Yourself to Live" with Black Sabbath, I was not singing about Epstein.
Posted by: Hazzy Hazbeen at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (1XNk8) 98
re 88: wrong. Imagine Joe Biden getting ready to debate Trump next year. Trump has been debating with hostile MSM people dozens of times in the past year or two.
Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (ZqRa6) 99
I don't give a damn if anyone votes Republican. I barely do, myself. Just so long as they quit voting Democrat. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (FmhK2) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (cqNba) 101
Jonah is a fruit. Fight me!
Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (87EdW) 102
That leaker is a dead person walking
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (a0IVu) 103
I have evidence that will lead to the arrest and imprisonment of H
Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (4zKJk) 104
NBC couldn't legally release the Pussygate tape because it got recorded in a two party state
So it gave it to WaPo See how Media works Posted by: Ignoramus at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (kZSYz) 105
Here, am I floating 'round my tin can
Far above the moon Planet earth is blue And Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Major Tom at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (6WZXd) Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (O8SrN) 107
and, is Hillary a leaker? Depends...
Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (ZqRa6) 108
Huh.
Hadn't realized - the "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media. A whole bunch of the "conservative" media is about to put a lot of their content behind a paywall. I guess they figure that some people will pay with the election coming up. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG) 109
Trump likes to be hyperbolic about a lot of things, but calling the media enemy of the people is balls to the wall 100% accurate.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (+dsLj) 110
102 That leaker is a dead person walking
O'Keefe wasn't being melodramatic when he set up a Dead Man switch for this one. Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (1XNk8) 111
NO KILL EPSTEIN I
Posted by: The Horta at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (cqNba) 113
>>That dog trainer has to be laughing his ass off about his joke going viral. I know I would be.
Yep, he took it from internet meme to live tv meme like a boss! Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (bDqIh) 114
OT - Undercover Huber links to a hilarious of an idiot lawyer attempting to, literally, do a "death in the family" excuse for non-appearance in court, being called on it, and digging his hole all the way to China.
U.H. notes it for benefit of the judge in the Flynn case. Curbing my enthusiasm, but there *is*, technically and based on track record, potential for some hilarious and spectacular fireworks coming in that case. Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (QDnY+) 115
Pumpkin is a fruit. Fight me! Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (06nX5) Otherwise you have to pay the sales tax! Posted by: New Jersey Department of Tax Revnue at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (O8SrN) 116
You know what? I'm beginning to think Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (6XlcD) 117
Hodor
Posted by: Hodor at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S) --- I am Groot. Posted by: I am Groot at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (YOhRS) Soy Capitan, soy Capitan. Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (v0R5T) 118
I guess they figure that some people will pay with the election coming up. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG) ------ LOL. They figured wrong. Posted by: People at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (FmhK2) 119
Of all the gin joints in all the woild, she hadda walk into mine. Where Epstein did not kill himself.
Posted by: Rick at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (1XNk8) 120
>>>94
Pumpkin is a fruit. Fight me! Posted by: Jonah Goldberg oh jonah, I can't fight you! Your fiery masculinity makes me tremble, and not entirely in a bad way!! Tee-hee!!! Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual David French at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7) 121
Welcome to the Hotel California,
such a lovely place, such a lovely face, Plenty to do at the Hotel California, Anytime of year Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: If CBS had a brain at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (NgKpN) 122
This is kind of like how cops go after vigilantes much more vigoroulsy and strenuously than they do criminals. Criminals is their job. Vigilantes are competition and make them look bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (KZzsI) 123
Hillary probably leaks when she coughs
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (O8SrN) 124
meep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (d7Ww2) 125
>>>121 Welcome to the Hotel California,
such a lovely place, such a lovely face, Plenty to do at the Hotel California, Anytime of year Epstein didn't kill himself. love it Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7) 126
Soy Capitan, soy Capitan.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (v0R5T) La Bamba, baby. Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (aS1PU) 127
"VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media.
$35 a year for "ad-free", $49 a year for "VIP", $89 a year for "VIP Plus". No price given for the "surprise anal" option. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (I2/tG) 128
Epstein Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better Run run run run run run run away oh oh oh Posted by: David Byrne at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc) 129
meep meep epsteindidn'tkillhimself!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (d7Ww2) 130
"Hadn't realized - the "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media"
Everyone's already figured out that "Allah's a Douche-nozzle" is the secret Michele Malkin discount code - use it and get 100% off! Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (32YRo) 131
I'm not entirely up to speed on current events. Did this Epstein guy kill himself?
Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (MVjcR) 132
want to know who killed Epstein? look for someone who had access to him that day and and has recently been touring around town in a new Bentley.
Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (ZqRa6) 133
97% of Global Warming Scientist agree, that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (NgKpN) 134
The trouble is doxxing them back isn't as strong a threat, alas. They work for companies which won't fire them.
But I wish people who know how would do more. Oh well. At least they'll be laying off more of their employees. Maybe that's why they are so keen on the minimum wage. They know their next career move is Starbucks. Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (ZbwAu) 135
*10*
"Ground Control to Jeffrey Epstein" ... *9* ... "Ground Control to Jeffrey Epstein" ... *8* ... "Take your Protein Pills and tie the Bed Sheet On." ... Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (MH006) 136
What does this EDKH mean in reply to my message to the American Commander to surrender?
Posted by: General Heinrich von Luttwitz, German Commander, Battle of the Bulge at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (q1Pj5) 137
"108 Huh.
Hadn't realized - the "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media. A whole bunch of the "conservative" media is about to put a lot of their content behind a paywall. I guess they figure that some people will pay with the election coming up. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG)" Huh. LOLGF. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (JwHjN) Posted by: Roberta Flakk at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (1XNk8) 139
I hope the put up of a paywall by these wife sharing soy drinkers will represent the last dying gasp of the traitors careers.
Learn to code shitheels. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (+dsLj) 140
I wrote in Epstein didn't commit suicide on all the unopposed races yesterday.
oh, and all the school board stuff. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (d7Ww2) 141
$35 a year for "ad-free", $49 a year for "VIP", $89 a year for "VIP Plus".
No price given for the "surprise anal" option. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (I2/tG ------- VIP Platinum includes a browser extension that prevents it from displaying if you accidentally go there. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (FmhK2) 142
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Robert Plant at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (6WZXd) 143
Hadn't realized - the "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media.
A whole bunch of the "conservative" media is about to put a lot of their content behind a paywall. If all of those listed above are considered "conservative media" then I don't feel a need at all to pay or even visit "conservative media". Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: ABC/NBC/CBS/FOX at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (cqNba) 145
Everyone's already figured out that "Allah's a Douche-nozzle" is the secret Michele Malkin discount code - use it and get 100% off!
I'm thinking of offering $109 if they put all of AllahPundit's stuff behind a paywall. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (I2/tG) 146
http://bit.ly/2JWhrzb
****** Dianne Feinstein: Whistleblower's 'Identity and Testimony Are Irrelevant' Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId) 147
ace, I just got an email and you were right, there's a Schlichter column exclusive for Ahoy VIP members. This is hilarious on so many levels.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (GbPPJ) 148
Killing me softly with his song killing Epstein
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (6XlcD) 149
I went down to the crossroads
fell down on my knees Down to the cross roads fell down on my knees asked the good lord for mercy for Jeffrey Epstein's Killers, Please Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (MH006) Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (3H9h1) 151
Whoever did kill Epstein was killed immediately afterward.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (mU726) 152
" I'm not entirely up to speed on current events. Did this Epstein guy kill himself?"
Who? Posted by: ABC/NBC/CBS/FOX at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (cqNba) No! Posted by: Everybody Else at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (aS1PU) 153
Epstein ne mortigis sin.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (3Z6pZ) 154
Hell, folks act like this Epstein thing is news, but I told everybody that he didn't kill himself in 1973! My word as a Mohican.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (sWM8x) 155
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want to know who killed Epstein? look for someone who had access to him that day and and has recently been touring around town in a Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (ZqRa6) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (1CjJc) 156
Sometimes the lights are shinning on me
Other times I can barely see Lately it occurs to me Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Jerry Garcia at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (ZLI7S) 157
I'm thinking of offering $109 if they put all of AllahPundit's stuff behind a paywall.
Posted by: The ARC of History! Right now the only thing not behind a paywall besides AOS HQ? Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (32YRo) 158
We know the blower was Ciaramella. But he blew what soemeone else gave him.
Do we know who his blowee source is? Supposedly it was someone who heard the call, and that was a small group. It included one of the Ukrainian colonel twins. Could it be? Posted by: Ignoramus at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (kZSYz) 159
This leaker must be hunted down and destroyed as a signal to others who might have a conscience.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (iIUKh) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (06nX5) 161
So ABC can't investigate Epstein for a decade but when someone spills the beans they can find out who it was in about a day?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (FTPn0) Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (Hucnr) 163
It was a dark and starry Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (r+sAi) 164
ABC said the report didn't meet their high standards and wasn't pursued. So why are they trying to hunt down the leaker?
Posted by: MAGA at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (I5LRE) 165
My libfuck of a just about to be former lady friend is convinced the coverup of Epstein is so the world wont find out that trump is a pedo too, you know when hes not busy grabbing women by the mishes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (+dsLj) 166
& pertaining to Fux Newstell everyone there they can't say the name of leaker, If TuCa aor Hedgehog Hannity had any fucking balls they would on their show & just say it. & when Bill Sammon or the Rupert's Retard Sons say they are suspended Say I QUIT Have a great fucking time trying to find someone to fill that sopot & get the ratings that I did
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (BqBId) 167
Old thread was, what, about 200 comments, and it's already "NOOD"?
It's because I commented over there, right? Damn. I'm just going to say "Last!!!" every time! Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (DQebX) 168
if you like pina coladas
gettin' caught in the rain if you're not into health food if you have half a brain if you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape I'm the one that you've looked for Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: Rupert Holmes at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7) 169
I killed Jeffery Epstein and no one else is gonna get the credit!
Posted by: Slugger McGurk at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (O8SrN) Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (MH006) 171
I went down to the crossroads
fell down on my knees Down to the cross roads fell down on my knees asked the good lord for mercy for Jeffrey Epstein's Killers, Please Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (MH006) Wow! I never realized that that song was so relevant. Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (aS1PU) 172
BREAKING:
Unidentified woman's body found just inside Central Park, with multiple gunshot wounds to the head. Police believe it was a suicide, due to the gun lying near the body. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC) 173
I used to be an advice columnist for Blues Musician Monthly.
Easy job. Every month it was the same old thing: "Do not, under any circumstances, go down to the crossroads. Nothing good can come of that." Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (1XNk8) Posted by: Turk 182! at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (NgKpN) 175
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Epstein didn't kill himself Killing me softly with his song Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (d7Ww2) Posted by: Leeloominai Lekatariba Laminaichai, Ekbat de Sebat at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (3Z6pZ) Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (q1Pj5) 178
To be,
or not to be - hey! Wait a minute! I was just practicin some Hamlet! Hey! Hey! GRRGRRRHDDHHHHA Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (O8SrN) 179
Good EDKH evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (TdMsT) 180
146 http://bit.ly/2JWhrzb
****** Dianne Feinstein: Whistleblower's 'Identity and Testimony Are Irrelevant' Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId) -------- Remember when Christina blassy-ford wanted to stay anonumus and DiFi's staff leaked her name....good times good times. Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (OAlmw) 181
Here in my car
I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live And Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Gary Numan at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (6WZXd) Posted by: The Beast at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC) 183
Who killed Epstein? is the new Who is John Galt?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (nRWPy) 184
Hillary probably leaks when she coughs
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (O8SrN) ........ That's a double leak. Laughing is just a fart. Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (v0R5T) 185
There is more evidence to suggest that Epstein was murdered than there is to suggest that mankind is causing global warming.
Yet....here we are. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (cqNba) Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (arJlL) 187
And Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (wo3c/) 188
Epstein n'a se suicide' pas.
Posted by: un Francais at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7) 189
I ain't often right but I've never been wrong
It seldom turns out the way it does in the song Once in a while you get shown the light Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Jerry Garcia at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (ZLI7S) 190
This is kind of like how cops go after vigilantes much more vigoroulsy and strenuously than they do criminals. Criminals is their job. Vigilantes are competition and make them look bad.
Cops are merely muscle and canned violence in the service of the political leaders. Because they can easily be bought with preferred PTO and pensions, though some may gripe, they do what their masters tell them to do. So if/when cops go after the only effective way to remove scum from the streets, it is because the scum are protected constituents of the criminal political class. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (lD3vL) 191
> "Telling the truth is not ABC News Company Policy.".--Posted by: ABC News
Then what is the point of you? Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (WHVt7) 192
Epstein did not his quietus make with a bare bodkin.
Posted by: The Bard of Avon Calling at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (DQebX) 193
I can honestly say that I didnt kill Epstein said zombie Whitey Bulger
Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (Eu98u) 194
ITS FUNNY CAUSE THIS IS WHAT RETRIBUTION LOOKS LIKE AND ITS THE LEFT DOING IT TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE THEM.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (9dzlp) 195
TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES,
EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF! SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING EPSTEIN DIDN'T HANG, IT WAS A HILLARY'S GARROTE! Posted by: El-Kab Ong, Your Wife's Last Son of Krypton at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (datdl) 196
My libfuck of a just about to be former lady friend is convinced the coverup of Epstein is so the world wont find out that trump is a pedo too, you know when hes not busy grabbing women by the mishes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (+dsLj ------ My Lefty coworker thought the same. I just laughed, and pointed out "The MCC is a hyper secure facility that never had a successful suicide or breakout in its history. Nobody but the Clintons has the juice for this." She thought about it for about two seconds and said "Yes, you're probably right. I bet it was *grimaces* her." She was a Berniebot in 2016. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (FmhK2) 197
Non-WB WB ID *is* irrelevant - to faux "impeachment inquiry".
It's quite relevant to likely violations of law and rules by Dem House members and staff, and likely by NSC staff, and the non-WB WB himself, and maybe to what appear to be head-shaking idiocy at IC IG. Faux impeachment is a farce because 1] we know the facts 2] there's nothing even interesting, much less improper or illegal, in anything Trump did or said - obviously. Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (QDnY+) 198
The Enquirer told me a few weeks ago that the Queen had ordered Epstein's murder.
It was right about Silky Pony's affair, so this story must be true! Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC) 199
Tim Pool: It's complicated...
Also Tim Pool: The left has gone insane... Also also Tim Pool: I'm never voting republican... Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (Z1ykJ) well he is a reporter, so assume he's lying on the third one. Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (FTPn0) 200
In fairness, the Left has twice the standards we do.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (yQpMk) 201
Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with sad intent Posted by: Epstein's Greatest Hits at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T) 202
She caught the Katy
and left me an Epstein to kill. Posted by: Taj Mahal at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (aS1PU) 203
A witness that would have testified at a trial against a drug cartel was found dead this morning after committing suicide by shooting himself six times in the back and then throwing himself into the river.
And now, why trump eating two scoops of ice cream while having a Diet Coke may be proof that he is satan. Posted by: This. Is. CNN. at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (+dsLj) 204
I Compared Epstein.s hanging by suicide and then self mutilation to Who Shot JR, and got a 3 day vacation from the Hill. That place went all in since Solomon left
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (Bf3hj) 205
In this Hoax, the fake whistleblower's function was the exact same as the fake dossier. In other words, the whole point to the fake whistleblower was to set off the Hoax. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (06nX5) 206
ABC said the report didn't meet their high standards and wasn't pursued. So why are they trying to hunt down the leaker?
Posted by: MAGA Because he meets their standard for Epsteinacide. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (32YRo) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (r+sAi) 208
The screen door slamsMary's dress wavesLike a vision she dances across the floor
As the radio playsEpstein didn't kill himself Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (nRWPy) 209
Epstein didn't kill himself, but the guy who killed him definitely killed himself afterwards.
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (Hucnr) 210
Twas beauty what killed the Epstein.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (9dzlp) 211
You'd better not shout.
You'd better not cry you'd better not pout I'm telling you why Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 06:22 PM (TdMsT) 212
Leaker only work for Leftists, anyone else is a spy
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 06:22 PM (ZCEU2) 213
It's a death trapIt's a suicide rapWe gotta get out while we're youngBaby, Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 06, 2019 06:22 PM (nRWPy) 214
I've come close to hurting myself with laughing, reading this thread. Bravo, Horde.
M. Epstein, il ne s'est pas suicidé. Posted by: Skrapheap at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (qOB8I) 215
Hanging from a shelf
Is a man from endless wealth Epstein didn't kill himself Come inside, come inside Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! See the show! Posted by: Greg Lake at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (DQebX) 216
201
Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with sad intent Posted by: Epstein's Greatest Hits at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T) Stranglin in my jail cell Posted by: Jethro Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (O8SrN) 217
Is Townhall about to force me to turn off my adblock, ala Daily Caller?
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (Bf3hj) 218
ABC has reached out to its, uh, arch-competitor (?) CBS to get a former ABC employee fired (and blacklisted) for something the former employee might or might not have done at ABC, which violates ABC company policy. They act like mainstream media is all one giant pretend company that's actually a sector of the economy captured by a fascist shadow government. Or something. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (dRHiB) 219
Fake News was more interested in a photoshopped image of the president and a dog than than Joe Biden's corruption and Epstein's supposed suicide. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (06nX5) 220
Here come old Epstein
He come, groovin' up slowly He smoke mojo filter He got juju eyeball He got monkey finger He say I know you and You know I didn't kill myself Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (87EdW) 221
See this is what happens when you have huge organizations that have no oversight whatsoever. They turn rotten to the core, insular, and resist every effort to change for the better. The Supreme Court actually helped these people turn into what they are with the Sullivan ruling fifty or so years ago. They've been hiding behind the First Amendment forever, using it as a shield for their increasingly despicable behavior.
I don't know what the solution is, but I've got some ideas. One of them is breaking these massive media orgs into pieces with anti-trust and creating lots of smaller media outlets. That might help stop this kind of shit because someone will have an interest in exposing misbehavior at another media company for clicks and prestige. As it stands all of these media bodies (papers, radio, tv, and their internet organs) are owned by just a few huge companies. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (j3npP) 222
Sometimes when the cuckoo's crying
When the moon is halfway down Sometimes when the night is dying I take me out and I wander round And Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (wo3c/) 223
I'm the one that you've looked for
Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: Rupert Holmes at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7) For the sake of the rhyme with "dunes of the cape" it should probably be: Epstein was killed. Didn't escape. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (WI7YS) 224
Faux impeachment is a farce because 1] we know the facts 2] there's nothing even interesting, much less improper or illegal, in anything Trump did or said - obviously.
Its more interesting dissecting an infomercial. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: Jerry Garcia at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (ZLI7S) 226
Only Leftist think is good think.
Posted by: Jukim the Depolrable adn Cmpletely Unserious at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (pw+jk) 227
Don't try suicide, nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide, nobody cares Don't try suicide, you're just gonna hate it Don't try suicide, nobody gives a damn Posted by: Epstein who didn't try suicide at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (G546f) 228
You'd better not pout,
Better not cry, Better not shout, I'm telling you why.... Hillary will kill you like she did Epstein Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC) 229
British bookies have The Palace @ 6-5
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (Bf3hj) 230
In the new land of America,
The tangled bed sheet will cause great distress A windpipe is blocked But Epstein did not inflict his own mortality Posted by: Nostradamus at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (DQebX) 231
Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein has been placed on the IR for not killing himself. Expected to be out the rest of the season.
Posted by: NFL News at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (r+sAi) 232
CBS smothered Epstein!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (xSo9G) 233
These cheese dicks seek carte blanche to rape children as a major career goal. Like it's part of their compensation package. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (dRHiB) 234
ABC has reached out to its, uh, arch-competitor (?) CBS to get a former ABC employee fired (and blacklisted) for something the former employee might or might not have done at ABC, which violates ABC company policy.
They act like mainstream media is all one giant pretend company that's actually a sector of the economy captured by a fascist shadow government. Or something. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (dRHiB) Why do you think it is pretending? Outside of Fox jealousy/hatred nobody in the press acts like competitors in the slightest. Two journalism students at the school paper do more to keep the other honest. Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (FTPn0) 235
I regret that I have but one life to lose for Bill Clinton!
Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (O8SrN) 236
I assume someone beat me to "Suicide is Painless."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC) 237
It's 5 O'clock on a saturday
regular guards shuffle in there's an old man hanging in his cell Jeffrey Epstein, he didn't kill himself. Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (MH006) 238
Ah look at all the lonely people
Ah look at all the lonely people Eleanor Rigby, died in the church And was buried along with her name Nobody came Jeffery Epstein, died in his cell At the hand of someone, not himself The story was shelved. All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (F26eZ) 239
The name of Muad 'dib is an Epstein killing word.
Posted by: Stilgar at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (mU726) 240
Epstein non si ha suicidato Posted by: nel italiano at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (/sgva) 242
I'll bet my left nut the Democrats will call as a witness a psychiatrist who will deem the president mentally unfit? Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (06nX5) 243
Because suicide is painless
it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. AND I LEFT IT DAMNIT Posted by: Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (NgKpN) 244
**smishes Alex**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (Ki5SV) 245
The stakes are ratcheting up.
James O'Keefe just tweeted a photo of himself wearing a bulletproof vest. He's promising more insider video from ABC News. https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1192180230468845568 Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (WHVt7) 246
You'd better not pout,
Better not cry, Better not shout, I'm telling you why.... Hillary will kill you like she did Epstein Posted by: Jane D'oh ---- Impeccable rhyme/meter. Muldoon would be impressed, hell, Shakespeare would bow down. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (CDGwz) 247
And it's murder by bed sheet!
One, two, three! But you won't hear about on your ABC! Murder by bed sheet But Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: The Police at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (DQebX) 248
Well this leaker violated the rules of the club! And now that he or she is employed at a rival good old boys and good old girls club, Club ABC is going to do it's darndest to see that the person is blackballed at Club CBS.
That of course is after they find the culprit and beat his balls black and blue. One thing about both Club ABC and Club CBS--honest people need not apply for membership. But if you have an agenda, well come on down and join up! Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (WRSbt) Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (MH006) 250
If I ever kill myself I'm going to use a tried and true method: strangling myself with my bare hands until my hyoid fractures, and shrieking all the while. Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (FmhK2) 251
So bye bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey 'n rye Singin' "Epstein didn't kill himself. Epstein didn't kill himself.". Posted by: Don McLean at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (llfsS) 252
The stakes are ratcheting up.
James O'Keefe just tweeted a photo of himself wearing a bulletproof vest. Epstein wasn't shot. *cough* Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC) 253
Strangled himself? With a sheet? Was he wanking it?
Posted by: zombie David Carradine at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (v0R5T) 254
You'd better not pout,
Better not cry, Better not shout, I'm telling you why.... Hillary will kill you like she did Epstein Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC) Joe sniffs you when you're sleeping Hill knows when you're awake Zuck knows if you've been bad or good So don't fuck with the Deep State... Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (N52o2) 255
I *am* available for comment.
Posted by: The Person Who Killed Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (uEbPt) 256
If Media conspired with leakers to get classified information, then they're guilty. Its not Pentagon Papers protected. Chris Cuomo doesn't get this
Its likely that Schiff was a leaker, and did it for airtime Posted by: Ignoramus at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (kZSYz) 257
See this is what happens when you have huge organizations that have no oversight whatsoever. They turn rotten to the core, insular, and resist every effort to change for the better. The Supreme Court actually helped these people turn into what they are with the Sullivan ruling fifty or so years ago. They've been hiding behind the First Amendment forever, using it as a shield for their increasingly despicable behavior.
I don't know what the solution is, but I've got some ideas. One of them is breaking these massive media orgs into pieces with anti-trust and creating lots of smaller media outlets. That might help stop this kind of shit because someone will have an interest in exposing misbehavior at another media company for clicks and prestige. As it stands all of these media bodies (papers, radio, tv, and their internet organs) are owned by just a few huge companies. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (j3npP) They are all dying now. Print has been dead for a long time, TV news is close behind it. When I need info about the fires here, I look for tweets by the police department and citizens running scanners. I get fire maps from the USGS. The TV and print news on the web is useless to me aside from pretty photos of fires that might be a gun range in Kentucky. They are trying to crush citizen journalism now, but it won't keep them alive. Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (FTPn0) 258
**smishes Alex**
Wait. We're allowed to do that? Just, like anytime...like we're DOJ Employees? Why did I not know this? Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (MH006) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (CDGwz) 260
Epstein didn't kill himself!
Posted by: Col Kilgore at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (mU726) 261
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to Yoouuuu! Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (MVjcR) 262
Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on Main Street
Chicago, New York, Detroit, it's all the same street Your typical city involved in a typical daydream Hang it up and see Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (wo3c/) 263
Igno pretty likely it was the chubby lightweight Vindman. Like the non-WB WB, he doesn't have the least understanding of campaign finance law, or apparently much else that's relevant to the situation.
Related but entirely separately, kind of shocking and disappointing to see even the "good guys" in this [for everyone who cares only about pro wrestling drama and not actual issues] burble the same crap about Ukraine being vital to our interests, and specifically the defense aid [actually FM sales, not really exactly the same thing]. Huh? The Donbas was vital to You Know Who in '42/'43, and it's important to Ukraine ..... but sorry, whether Lugansk is normal or under Russian de facto control is bupkis to us. Period. It's not f***ing 1955 any more, folks, there's no global test of wills with a peer adversary. Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (QDnY+) 264
If he wasn't wanking it, he definitely didn't kill himself.
Posted by: zombie David Carradine at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T) 265
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy And Epstein didn't take his own life. Sing us a song, you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a melody And you got us feelin' alright Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (F26eZ) 266
Epstein Leaned Forward!
Posted by: The Democrat Party at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (sWM8x) 267
If James O'Keefe is clever, his next tweet will be: Incidentally, I Am NOT Suicidal In Any Way, Shape, Or Manner. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (06nX5) 268
She whispered in my ear
Something crazy She said: Spill the wine, and Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (LWu6U) 269
Epstein hat Sebstmord nicht begangen.
Posted by: auf Deutsch at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7) 270
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The stakes are ratcheting up. James O'Keefe just tweeted a photo of himself wearing a bulletproof vest. He's promising more insider video from ABC News. https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1192180230468845568 Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (WHVt7) I hope he does not flame out like the whole Al Capone's vault with Geraldo, who I am only kind of sure did not kill Jeffrey Epstein. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (1CjJc) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ) 272
"The next moment a hideous, grinding speech, as of some monstrous machine running without oil, burst from the big telescreen at the end of the room. It was a noise that set one's teeth on edge and bristled the hair at the back of one's neck. The Hate had started. As usual, the face of Jeffrey Epstein, the Guy Who Didn't Kill Himself, had flashed on to the screen."
--1984, George Orwell Posted by: Monty James at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (Zqz9o) 273
Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi) 274
Why do you think it is pretending? Outside of Fox jealousy/hatred nobody in the press acts like competitors in the slightest.
I submit that Rush Limbaugh, Chris Plante and many other "conservative" talk shows collude with the Enemedia to boost each other's ratings. MSDNC talks smack about Rush, then Rush devotes a segment of his show pumping up their programming to an audience an order of magnitude or more larger than MSDNC's audience. Sort of like how this "Impeachment" farce is nothing more than a massive fund raising issue for both sides. Each week or two we get another McGuffin that both sides exploit to squeeze cash out of people who have more dollars than sense. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (lD3vL) 275
No time for a gentil rain
No time for my watch and chain No time for revolving doors No time for Epstein on the killing floor No time for Epstein on the killing floor Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (ZCEU2) 276
I've never liked the "number line" as a model of political beliefs. Too damn simple. The four-quadrant graph - with economics on one axis and social on the other - was better, but still not quite good enough for me.
Point being - and I read it here many, many moons ago - it's a circle. But it ain't a simple circle on a piece of paper. It takes more dimensions to describe it. I've traveled at least part of that circle - to the point I believe at least one thing hippies before my time shouted but didn't believe or understand. Corporations are inherently dangerous - if not evil. And news outlets are just corporations. Remember kids - if you forget everything else I've ever said - bureaucracies, regardless of the purpose they were founded for, evolve to preserve themselves. And they're full of people. People can be great, one on one. And in groups, there's no end to what they can't fuck up. Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (j72Tr) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (ptqGC) 278
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it And he said with a grin As he wiped off his chin "Epstein didn't kill himself" Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (N52o2) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Col Nathan Jessup at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (NgKpN) 281
Well you can tell me by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around Since I was born And now it's alright, it's ok And you may look the other way... No wait! I didn't mean it like... Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (6WZXd) 282
If James O'Keefe is clever, his next tweet will be: Incidentally, I Am NOT Suicidal In Any Way, Shape, Or Manner.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (06nX5) They will just edit out the NOT Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (FTPn0) 283
Tie the Bedsheet!
(refrain) Tie the Bedsheet step in time Tie the Bedsheet step in time Never need a reason never need a rhyme Tie the Bedsheet step in time! Up on the Bedframe! ... Jump from the Bedframe! .... Fracture your hyoid! Posted by: Chimney Sweeps from Mary Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (O8SrN) 284
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark,
All the sweet green icing flowing down. . . Someone left a cake out in the rain - And I don't think that I can take it - 'Cause it took so long to bake it - And Epstein didn't kill himself - Oh, noooooooo. . . . Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (Ki5SV) 285
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die - to sleep, No more; But Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (oVJmc) 286
It didn't mean anything at the time but inside jerraldo's vault were the words "Epstein didn't kill himself" scribbled on the walls.
Posted by: Pliney at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (nzKWW) 287
It's 5 O'clock on a saturday
regular guards shuffle in there's an old man hanging in his cell Jeffrey Epstein, he didn't kill himself. Posted by: garrett I love this site! Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (32YRo) 288
273 Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi) We replaced Jeff Epstein with a dead hobo the cops pulled from the river. Let's see if people notice... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (zBaqJ) 289
Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.
Who could forget NBC's hard hitting series on exploding GM truck petro tanks? Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (lD3vL) 290
Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi) They can't even be bothered to google something. Might break a nail. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (6WZXd) 291
249 ok
reason wins Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (MH006) ---------------- YUSSSS! Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (F26eZ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ) 293
Well I went down to the station
to meet my baby at the gate asked the station manager -'is the train running late?' He said - 'son if you've been waiting on the 4:44, hate to tell you boy jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself' Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (MH006) 294
I'll be home for Christmas....
Unless Hillary kills me like she did Epstein.... Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (ptqGC) Heh. Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (aS1PU) 295
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. And Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi) 296
Hey, what in the world ever became of Pedo Epstein?
He lost his sparkle, you know he isn't the same Living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine All a man can say is "Epstein didn't kill himself." Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (wo3c/) 297
People can be great, one on one. And in groups, there's no end to what they can't fuck up.
Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (j72Tr) Shape it how you want, but if your "line" has Nazis and Communists on opposite sides of anything, it is based on the big Marxist lie of the postwar era. They hated each other because they were too similar, not the reverse. Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (FTPn0) 298
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc) 299
Any possible truth to the rumor on Twitter that Ciaramella is the author of the NYT article from last year and soon-to-be released book claiming to be a WH insider disrupting PT's policies? Makes sense if you wanted a high profile for your book, you would help initiate impeachment.
Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (ZZDMQ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Kharne the Betrayer, 40,000 years from now at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (N52o2) 302
Oh ... I get the theme now - well, then let's do a classic ...
I hung an Epstein in jail ... just to watch him die.When I think the shit he might told ... I hang my head and cry. Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (j72Tr) 303
Well she packed up her bags and she took off down the road
Left me here stranded, with the bills she owed. Gave me a false address Took off with my American Express Sunspot baby Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (3Z6pZ) 305
You know who else didn't kill themself?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (SENHs) 306
I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do A look from you and I would lose my health And Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself It was the sheet of the moment! Posted by: Asia at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (DQebX) 307
I bought a toothbrush and toothpaste
A flannel for my face Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case I said to my reflection, "Epstein didn't kill himself" Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ) 309
It's 5 O'clock on a saturday
regular guards shuffle in there's an old man hanging in his cell Jeffrey Epstein, he didn't kill himself. Posted by: garrett ----------- I swear I did not see this before I put up my own version! Brilliant. We are geniuses. Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (F26eZ) 310
Sheet around his neck
Hand on his pud Ok, I'm done here. *tiptoes softly away* You guys can turn the cameras back on. *smiles* Posted by: Guy what strangled Jeffery at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T) 311
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN) 312
I took the liberty of examining this Epstein
and I found the only reason he was lyin on the floor in the first place was because he'd been murdered. Posted by: Pet shop Customer at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (O8SrN) 313
Alas poor Epstein I knew he didnt kill himself
Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (Eu98u) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ) 315
With this meme becoming so popular, is anyone else reminded of "Who Is John Galt?' Because it feels like that to me. Just people so resigned to the fact that they are totally fucked, that it becomes a shoulder-shrugging joke. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (FmhK2) 316
>>It was the sheet of the moment!
I am fucking rolling here. Why haven't we done this 3 times already!? Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (MH006) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (1CjJc) Posted by: Herman Melville at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (DQebX) Posted by: Rhet Butler at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (NgKpN) 320
Can we stop with the song lyrics? God, this thread is tedious.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (7Fj9P) 321
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and the spirit of God moved on the face of the waters, and God said, "Five billion years from now, Epstein will not kill himself. And let there be light."
Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (N52o2) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ) 323
Alas, poor Epstein! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. A man that didn't kill himself. Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (aS1PU) 324
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!!!
Posted by: Col. Nathan R. Jessup at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs) 325
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Epstein not killing himself...
Posted by: Roy Batty at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (3Z6pZ) 326
Hang down your head, Jeff Epstein
Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Jeff Epstein Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (aXucN) 327
Point being - and I read it here many, many moons ago - it's a circle. But it ain't a simple circle on a piece of paper. It takes more dimensions to describe it.
Forget the Left/Right paradigm, think Up/Down. Upwards are religious people who see others as the Imago Dei and are committed to human flourishing. As one descends that line, you run against secularists who believe that man/state/process/AI/tradition/personalities/Magic-8-ball are destined to rule over man. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (lD3vL) 328
A B C D Epstein didn't kill himselF G H I J K....
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (r+sAi) 329
Hey Horde, I have great news!
You know all the times you've gone to Hot Air to get your daily wisdom from Allahpundit, and said to yourself, "I wish I could pay for this"? Well now you can. They've instituted a new VIP paywall. And I noted toward the top that AP's story had it. John Sexton's didn't; I guess no one wants to read him. My guess is they're building on the great suspense story they've been running in installments for almost 3 years. Every day, AP shoves his nose in a pile of horse shit, sure there's a pony. And every day he fails. The suspense is, which day will he figure out that there will never be a pony? Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (ZbwAu) 330
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought
forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc) Very good! Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (q1Pj5) 331
I wonder how ABC feels about waterboarding now?
Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (ak65k) Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (CDGwz) 334
Dox the effing whistleblowers.
Posted by: Golfman at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (M3a0a) 335
329 Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (ZbwAu)
He didn't kill Epstein, but he sure did kill his own website. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (CDGwz) 337
I'm trying to come up with an Epstein meme involving Billy Joe McAllister and the Talahatchee Bridge.
I got nuthin'. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC) 338
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!
Posted by: BEN ROETHISBERGER at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (Izzlo) 339
Someone left that cake out in the rain,Sweet green icing flowing downI don't think that I can take it,
'cause it took long to bake it,and I'll never have the recipe again...Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ) 340
All the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" And I'll whisper: Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Rorschach at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs) 341
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all, it was bill and me Let me please introduce myself I'm a woman of wealth and taste And I put the bedsheet around epstein's neck while the guards looked the other way. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (LWu6U) 342
Dianne Feinstein: Whistleblower's 'Identity and Testimony Are Irrelevant'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId) You had a Chinese spy on your payroll for 26 years. Fuck you. Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (Zz0t1) 343
1. Life2. Liberty3. Epstien not killing himself
Posted by: Given it a try at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (vqIkG) Posted by: Old Blue at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (VNmG1) 345
327 Point being - and I read it here many, many moons ago - it's a circle. But it ain't a simple circle on a piece of paper. It takes more dimensions to describe it.
Forget the Left/Right paradigm, think Up/Down. Upwards are religious people who see others as the Imago Dei and are committed to human flourishing. As one descends that line, you run against secularists who believe that man/state/process/AI/tradition/personalities/Magic-8-ball are destined to rule over man. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (lD3vL) visualize a hypercube... Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J) 346
320 Can we stop with the song lyrics? God, this thread is tedious.
--- You left off the last line. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (sWM8x) 347
BJ Clinton was a man
A bad man But the bear was bigger So he ran and Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Epstein who didn't try suicide at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (G546f) 348
Hillary, if Epstein goes to the big house and you don't bump him off, you're going to regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon and for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (DQebX) 349
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and free shipping $99.99 http://bit.ly/2JW2X2w Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (yQpMk) 350
I'm trying to come up with an Epstein meme involving Billy Joe McAllister and the Talahatchee Bridge. I got nuthin'. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC) --- The day that Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Talahatchee Bridge... And Epstein didn't kill himself. FIFY Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (cfSRQ) 351
Jeffrey was a pedo, he had a heart of stone
Flew, wined and dined and worked his girls on Bill Clin-tone Not even out of school, came girls from every town Kept photos on his clients so no one could take him down He had loads o' money, Clinton paintings at his home Pimped kids on an island and he gave the rich a bone And now it's Epstein and life you got it Epstein and life you know They suicided this slime and it's Epstein has got to go Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Channeling His at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (iIUKh) 352
They hated each other because they were too similar, not the reverse.
Agreed. And everything up to '41 was prepping the battle-space for '41. Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (j72Tr) 353
It's 2 AM
(it's 2 am) The Feeling's Gone I'm Hanging Here Waiting The Sheet is Still Warm (sheet is still warm) Maybe My Connection Got Tired of Taking Chances Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (MH006) 354
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye
A-singin' Epstein didn't commit suicide Epstein didn't commit suicide Posted by: Don Maclean at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs) 355
Oh good. Bret Baier has Obama whore Marie Harf on his show.
May have to switch to a shopping channel. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (ptqGC) 356
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out! Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (lD3vL) 357
I'm trying to come up with an Epstein meme involving Billy Joe McAllister and the Talahatchee Bridge.
I got nuthin'. Posted by: Jane D'oh ---- The day that Jeffery Epstein didn't jump off of the Talahatchcee bridge Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (CDGwz) 358
He's dead, Jim. Murdered. In cold blood.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T) 359
Gallows Pole, Zeppelin. Epstein. Do the lyrics. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ) 360
Knock three times
On the ceiling if Epstein killed himself Twice on the pipes If the answer is no. Posted by: Tony Orlando at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (llfsS) 361
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life Where nothing ever grows No rain or rivers flow Do they know that Epstein didn't kill himself? Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (q1Pj5) 362
Bad, bad Leroy Brown,Baddest man in the whole damn town,
Badder than old King Kong,And Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ) 363
That's less than 4 cents a round not counting the free ammo can and Epstein not killing himself.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (yQpMk) 364
Rock me, rock me, rock me, rock me
Rock me, Amadeus Er war ein Punker Und er lebte in der grossen Stadt Es war in Wien, war Vienna Wo er alles tat Er hatte Schulden, denn er trank Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen Und jede rief "Epstein didn't kill himself" Posted by: auf Deutsch at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (PbpT7) 365
Now it's been ten thousand years Man has cried a billion tears. For what he never knew, now man's reign is through. But through eternal night. The twinkling of starlight. So very far away. Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Based Zager and Evans at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (oVJmc) 366
once in your life
you find her someone who turns your life around next thing you know Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (G546f) 367
Grump you missed a golden opportunity for thread winner skipping the meme line.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (r+sAi) 368
Cop: "tip your head back, touch your nose with your right forefinger, and count backwards to zero from 10'
Suspected Drunk Driver: " ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, and Epstein didn't kill himself." Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (ak65k) 369
Epstein didn't kill himself
but Kurt Cobain did Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (B+t5k) 370
Can we stop with the song lyrics? God, this thread is tedious.
Oh, a killjoy ! Like somebody killed Epstein ! Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (arJlL) 371
Formatting is all messed up.
Posted by: C: at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (vqIkG) 372
Test
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (ZCEU2) 373
I've lived.....a life that's full.
I've traveled each....and every highway And more, much more than this...... Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Frank Sinatra's Ghost at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (yQpMk) 375
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep Wake me with the morning light And please don't let Hillary kill me. Amen. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC) 376
349
Wednesday Flash Email Traffic: 2500rds Armscor .22 LR 36gr High Velocity HP with FREE! .50cal Ammo Can and free shipping $99.99 http://bit.ly/2JW2X2w Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (yQpMk) --- You also get a free copy of Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (cfSRQ) 377
One ring to rule them all, and Epstein didn't kill himself, in Mordor where the shadows lie.
Posted by: Sauron at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (mU726) 378
You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt. Saint Peter just you look at his hyoid bone, Jeff Epstein didn't die by his own! Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (o4fG0) 379
We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down,
So we grabbed an alligator, and we fought another round, We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind, And when we touched the powder off, it didn't kill Epstein. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (/sgva) Posted by: whistle at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (ZLI7S) 381
O child of man, why muse you here alone
Upon the mountain, on the dreams of old Which filled the earth with passing loveliness, Which flung strange music on the howling winds, And odors rapt from remote Paradise? Thy sense is clogged with dull mortality; Open thine eyes and see. Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (wo3c/) 382
And now I have to prepare dinner. Unlike Epstein, who will never eat dinner again, because he was murdered.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC) 383
Raging spirits kept from the light, enslaved in worlds of doom
Marching armies to the darker side, the devil's black platoon Epstein raised, no mercy, victory was theirs Such was life in the unholy years Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (9Om/r) 384
B. J. McKay and his best friend Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (Zz0t1) 385
Jeffrey Epstein was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine Couldn't understand a single word he said 'Cause he was being garroted at the time. Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (3Z6pZ) 386
You're pushing too hard, pushing to hard, pushing to hard on the stool that Epstein hung himself from... Too hard! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ) 387
>>You also get a free copy of Epstein didn't kill himself.
Now, every time I order the steak and the waitress doesn't include '...and Epstein Didn't kill himself' as one of the Side options, I am gonna be sad. Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (MH006) 388
NO MORE RHYMING NOW I MEAN IT!!!
Posted by: Vizzini at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (Kpl3J) 389
Forget the Left/Right paradigm, think Up/Down.
Upwards are religious people who see others as the Imago Dei and are committed to human flourishing. As one descends that line, you run against secularists who believe that man/state/process/AI/tradition/personalities/Magic-8-ball are destined to rule over man. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (lD3vL) Blah. No thanks. For no other reason than who gets to define "flourish". Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (j72Tr) 390
Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear And the Southern girls with the way they talk They knock me out when I'm down there The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright But that New York girl, when she gets pissed, She killed Jeff Epstein overnight. Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (F26eZ) 391
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Robert Frost at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs) 392
A rare Johnny Horton reference. Nice.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T) 394
385 *golf clap*
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (G546f) 395
Damn, looks like I missed out on a fun thread. Such is my life.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: Stan Marsh at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (Zz0t1) 397
This may well be the most darkly morbid thread since Vince foster didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz) Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (Izzlo) Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (j72Tr) Posted by: skywch at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (IWvy/) 401
Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost a memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, The withered leaves collect at my feet And Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Grizabella at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (pPQeR) 402
http://bit.ly/2Nqqvi5
******* Taylor: Ukraine Unaware of U.S. Hold on Aid During Call, No Quid Pro Quo Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId) Posted by: Alex Trebek at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (sWM8x) 404
I really can't stay -
But baby, Epstein didn't kill himself. I've got to go 'way - But baby, Epstein didn't kill himself. This evening has been Epstein didn't kill himself. So nice and warm! Look through the bars to that dead man. . . Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (Ki5SV) 405
378 You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt. Saint Peter just you look at his hyoid bone, Jeff Epstein didn't die by his own! Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (o4fG0) ----------- *highfive* Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (F26eZ) 406
388 NO MORE RHYMING NOW I MEAN IT!!!
Posted by: Vizzini at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (Kpl3J) Anyone got a Epstein didn't kill himself? Posted by: Vesik at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (NgKpN) 407
Oh, show me the way to the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, no, don't ask why For we must find the next whiskey bar Or if we don't find the next whiskey bar I tell you Epstein didn't kill himself, I tell you Epstein didn't kill himself. I tell you, I tell you, I tell you Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (o4fG0) 408
A lotta poor man make a five dollar bill
Keeps him happy all the time Some other fella's makin' nothin' at all And you can hear him cry "Epstein didn't kill himself !" Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (JwHjN) Posted by: Andre the Giant and Epstein Didn't Kill Themselves at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (datdl) 410
Please note that Diane Sawyer still works for ABC News and joins with other vermin on David Geffen's $300 million yacht with the likes of Gayle King, Bob Iger, Barack & Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and dozens of other Beautiful People. Sawyer was Wellesley '67. Another ABC News biggie was Cokie Roberts Wellesley '64. And other Wellesley mafiosi included Hillary '69 and Mad Albright Wellesley '59. Diane Sawyer used to date John Dean before Dean hooked up with Mo Biner. According to the Colodny Collection documents, Sawyer's name and codename "Ecdysiast" was found in the Black book of a DC lawyer-pimp named Phil Bailley. Secret Agenda, Silent Coup, White House Callgirl and James Rosen's The Strong Man all allege that Bailley's sexual crimes were connected to the Watergate break-in and coverup.
Posted by: Truth-Seeker at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (hb4+V) 411
Despite anything that can be said about Epstein, one crime he didn't commit was murder, not even the murder of himself.
Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (ak65k) 412
And now the Daily Double: Epstein didn't kill himself? Posted by: Alex Trebek at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (sWM8x) --- I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a question. What is, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (dUJdY) 414
He would have shot himself twice in the back of the head, but then what would he do with the rifle?
Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (v0R5T) 415
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Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7) 416
Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost a memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, The withered leaves collect at my feet And Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Grizabella at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (pPQeR) It might take years. I wonder when they're going to Destroy your face? It may seem silly, but I don't like What's been coming down. 'Cause you've been looking good too long, To change your color now. (Oh well.) They might test some bomb (Oh well.) And scar your skin. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Z+IKu) 417
Just the good ole boys.
Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law Since the day Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Waylon Jennings Impostor at November 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Zz0t1) 418
>>>411 Despite anything that can be said about Epstein, one crime he didn't commit was murder, not even the murder of himself.
A man falsely accused of killing himself! Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7) 419
Well I've been kicked out of might near every bar in town
And I've been locked up for doing 120 through town I been shot at and cut with a knife For messing around with another man's wife But other than that, we know Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:47 PM (q1Pj5) 420
"Let me tell you son, in this world there are Epsteins - who's going to kill them - you, Georgie Snufflufugus? I have a responsibility you can't possible fathom. Deep down at DC parties you don't talk about with your soy friends, you want me strangling Epstein! You need me strangling Epstein. I use words like wet work, piano wire, thyod bone breakage - you use them as punch line! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to someone who enjoys my cleaning up of witnesses and questions the very method that I use to clean them up with, I just a soon you said thank you and went on your way, otherwise I suggest you grab a rope - but either way I don't give a DAMN THAT EPSTEIN DIDN"T KILL HIMSELF!" - Hillary
Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (32YRo) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ) 422
Wondering if the Republicans can try to mention the whistleblowers attorney's text messages when questioning the witnesses next Wed? Maybe, somehow slip it in. https://tinyurl.com/y5r27cp7 Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (wiXsO) 423
273 Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi) Remember when they thought the CIA and the FBI were the worst things in the world? Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (H8QX8) 424
You shouldn't be hangin' me tonite ...
Too bad all these cameras ain't workin' right ... Keep all your money - in the bank ... Think I'll just lay here and stank ... Posted by: Merle Haggard at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (j72Tr) Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (tH5fk) 428
One thing about Schiff, when Hilary finds out he's going to roll on her.
His eyes won't have so far to bug out when he hangs himself. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (Tt761) Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (xSo9G) 430
NO MORE RHYMING NOW I MEAN IT!!!
Posted by: Vizzini at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (Kpl3J) Shall I compare thee to a strangled con? Thou art more lovely and more viable. Rough hands have shook the neck he breath'd from; And made his partners much less liable... Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (N52o2) 431
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7) 432
Remember when they thought the CIA and the FBI were the worst things in the world? That was when they were working for Nixon. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc) 433
Little town, it's a quiet village Every day like the one before Little town, full of little people Waking up to say Epstein didn't kill himself! Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (G546f) 434
It's 81 miles to Chicago.
We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ) 435
I'm now offering the "VIP Ace pass," which gives you access to exclusive Epstein Did Not Kill Himself content.
I'm sure that you could give a VIP Ace pass for much better content than this-say your own stuff perhaps, because adding "Epstein didn't kill himself" to all kinds of song lyrics is sort of "blah". Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (WI7YS) 436
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings, Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair that epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Please No! at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (vqIkG) 437
Next time I go to a restaurant, I'm going to write "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself" on the Tip line.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (llfsS) Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (tH5fk) 439
Off Topic, but was busy this morning. In 1983, the GOP lost the KY, Miss, and Louisiana Governors races by double digits. At the the time the GOP only had 15 Govenorships in the US.
Reagan then won 49 states one year later. Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (HrSJb) 440
Here's a tip, kid: Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (PbpT7) 441
Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Guy what strangled Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (v0R5T) 443
Hey I thought they were gonna re-open the Natalie Wood case, I guess it was just for show. I never heard anything more about it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (r+sAi) 444
Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself...on Earth 1.
Jeffery Epstein on Earth 2 totally killed the f*ck out of himself. On Earth 3, Jeffery Epstein killed Hillary. Posted by: El-Kab Ong, Your Wife's Last Son of Krypton at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (datdl) 445
*looks at all these pending suicides with shifty eyes*
Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (oVJmc) 446
I shot the sheriff
But Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (OAlmw) 447
WHAT did you do, Ray?
It CAN'T be! IT CAN'T BE!!! I tried to think of the most harmless thing......From my childhood. It's....Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (Zz0t1) 448
This was all about protecting Prince Andrew, who is a major player for BP Amoco and the Oil Companies.
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (HrSJb) 449
A poor girl wants to marry
And a rich girl wants to flirt A rich man goes to college And a poor man goes to work A drunkard wants another drink of wine And a politician want your vote I don't want much of nothing at all But Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (cfSRQ) 451
'm sure that you could give a VIP Ace pass for much better content than this-say your own stuff perhaps, because adding "Epstein didn't kill himself" to all kinds of song lyrics is sort of "blah".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (WI7YS) I don't know about that. My face is sore from smiling. Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (aS1PU) 452
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Don't you just know it? Epstein didn't kill himself. Don't you just know it? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (/sgva) 453
448 This was all about protecting Prince Andrew, who is a major player for BP Amoco and the Oil Companies.
Yeah. It was Big Oil. Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc) 454
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina Music would play and Felina would whirl . . . One night a wild young cowboy came in Wild as the West Texas wind Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved So in anger I Challenged his right for the love of this maiden Down went his hand for the gun that he wore My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (aXucN) 455
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I'm now offering the "VIP Ace pass," which gives you access to exclusive Epstein Did Not Kill Himself content. Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7) How much? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (1CjJc) 456
There were many men who did not kill themselves.
But standing tall above all, is one: Jeffrey Epstein, who did not kill himself. Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (PbpT7) 457
Cat's foot iron claw Neurosurgeons scream for more At paranoia's poison door Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (cfSRQ) 459
the corgis didn't kill epstein
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (B+t5k) 460
How many times must Epstein not kill himself, before you call him a victim?
Posted by: Bob Dylan at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (mU726) 461
Listen, if we can't beat a dead horse then Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (r+sAi) 462
I think the rules are pretty easy.
Anything that makes Trump/Conservative look bad is good. Anything that makes Democrats/ the MSM is double plus ungood. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (HNyOC) 463
She's making movies
On location She don't know what it means And the music make her wanna be the story And the story was whatever was the song What it was Roller girl Don't worry Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (4UlPP) 464
I love Christmas songs! Epstein got garroted by the Clintons Sittin' in his jail cell one eve, You might say it was by his own hand ya But there's no fuckin' way that I believe Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (iIUKh) 465
Okay, I'm done.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (aXucN) 466
Nights in White satin never reaching the end letters are written. Epstein didnt kill himself
Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (Eu98u) 467
One man caught on a barbed wire fence
One man he resist One man washed up on an empty beach One man betrayed with a kiss In the name of Jeff Epstein did not kill himself In the name of Jeff Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7) 468
Report: Fox News Management Forbids Hosts from Using Alleged Name of Ukraine Whistleblower
Eric Ciaramella Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (85Gof) 469
How many times must Epstein not kill himself, before you call him a victim? Epstein was a white man who was rich and not gay or Muslim. So he can NEVER be a victim. EVER. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (HNyOC) Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (tH5fk) 471
"He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of Epstein didn't kill himself." Posted by: Clement Clark Moore at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (8/7u2) 472
Epstein didn't kill himself -- he merely died from a hyperactive hyoid
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (WqPYg) 473
Epstein did not kill himself. He's just pinin' for the fjords.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (AClws) 474
Away in the prison no sheets for his bed
Little Jeff Epstein laid down his sweet head The cameras shut down in his room right away And little Jeff Epstein was choked where he lay... Posted by: Christmas Carolers at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (6WZXd) 475
ace, I just got an email and you were right, there's a Schlichter column exclusive for Ahoy VIP members. This is hilarious on so many levels.
Posted by: alexthechick I just @kurtschlichter and shamelessly plagiarized BBofFG's comment. https://mobile.twitter.com/bewalski Posted by: BifBewalski at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (VcFUs) 476
It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day
I was out choppin' cotton, and my brother was balin' hay And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat And mama hollered out the back door, y'all, remember to wipe your feet And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge. But Epstein didn't. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (wiXsO) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ) 480
Listen, do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell? Whoa-oh-oh, closer Let me whisper in your ear Say the words you long to hear Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7) 481
They say every man can be replaced
They say every distance is not near But I remember every face Of every man who put me here I've seen my light come shining From the west down to the east Any day now Any day now I shall not kill myself Posted by: Jeffrey still dead Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (ZLI7S) 482
They say that Richard Cory owns one half of this whole town, With political connections to spread his wealth around. Born into society, a banker's only child, He had everything a man could want: Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Darth Vader at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (Izzlo) Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (arJlL) 485
Oh won't you gimme three steps
Gimme three steps Mister Gimme three steps towards the door Gimme three steps Gimme three steps Mister And Epstein didn't kill himself no more. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (q1Pj5) 486
All the girls have come
But the island now is gone Clintons don't fear the Epstein Or the Seth, or the Vince, or the Ron you can be like they are Come on Jeffrey don't fear the Arkey Put your head in this noose don't fear the Arkey You can be like they are don't fear the Arkey Gah ... Gah Gah ... Gah ... Gah Posted by: Blew Oyster Cunt at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (j72Tr) 487
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (iIUKh)
WHY!?!?!?!?!?! Now that's stuck in my head for the next three months! Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (F26eZ) 488
Several of you are now immortalized in the sidebar.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (aS1PU) 489
Eric Ciaramella
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (85Gof) HIS NAME WAS ERIC CIARAMELLA Posted by: Project Mayhem at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (N52o2) Posted by: Lt. Columbo at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (ak65k) 491
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps Mister And Epstein didn't kill himself no more. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (q1Pj5) This song literally just popped into my head....... Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (Zz0t1) 492
So did the 'Epstein did not kill himself' meme start immediately when he died (and we knew he did not kill himself) or did it just seem to kick up the past week or so?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (2B9A/) 493
I love Christmas songs!
Epstein got garroted by the Clintons Sittin' in his jail cell one eve, You might say it was by his own hand ya But there's no fuckin' way that I believe Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (iIUKh) Burn in hell, Burn in hell, Epstein will burn, with his killers. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (1CjJc) 494
>>>468 Report: Fox News Management Forbids Hosts from Using Alleged Name of Ukraine Whistleblower
Eric Ciaramella this sounds like Bill Sammon, who has quashed reporting on verified stories claiming that they're "conspiracy theories." He forbade news reporters to report that the IG had changed the rules for whistleblower complaints, even though a reporter pointed to the changes which are recorded in the federal records. Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (PbpT7) 495
Ace coming in strong with some Bono.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (P6oXN) 496
His name was Jeffery Epstein, His name was Jeffery Epstein, and he didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Project Mayhem at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (mU726) 497
My friends wonder why I call you all the time...what can I say.
Epstien didn't kill himself anyway. They think maybe I need help but I know I'm right, al right. I'm just better off knowing Epstein didn't kill himself. But they insist on blowing my bliss I tell you this I only smile when they lie and I tell you why Because Epstein didn't kill himself Epstein.....didn't kill himself Because Epstein didn't kill himself...and end his life. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (PD4UQ) 498
"When you drove up, did you notice a sign in front of my house that says "Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself?"
"Jimmie, you know I ain't seen..." "Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said JEFFERY EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF?!" Posted by: El-Kab Ong, Your Wife's Last Son of Krypton at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (datdl) 499
468
Report: Fox News Management Forbids Hosts from Using Alleged Name of Ukraine Whistleblower Eric Ciaramella Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (85Gof) ________ I've got a great idea for a new, win-win, viral meme: "Eric Ciaramella didn't kill Jeffrey Epstein." Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (WqPYg) 500
All the girls have come
But the island now is gone Clintons don't fear the Epstein Or the Seth, or the Vince, or the Ron you can be like they are Come on Jeffrey don't fear the Arkey Put your head in this noose don't fear the Arkey You can be like they are don't fear the Arkey Gah ... Gah Gah ... Gah ... Gah Posted by: Blew Oyster Cunt at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (j72Tr) ----- Needs more cowbell. Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (3Z6pZ) 501
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began. That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire, And Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (H8QX8) 502
Trump is adding Pam Bondi to his communications team to combat impeachment. Asked for comment, Bondi said Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (sWM8x) 503
I don't know about that. My face is sore from smiling.Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (aS1PU)
To each their own and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. I think it would be more interesting to say-do different takes on "Epstein didn't kill himself. Someone was teaching him how to tie a dress tie with bed sheets" or Epstein didn't kill himself "He had a accident while dressing op as a mummy for a school play." Etc. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (WI7YS) 504
I hear the drums echoing tonight But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation She's coming in, 12:30 flight The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation I stopped an old man along the way Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say, "Epstein didn't kill himself." Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (yQpMk) 505
Who doesn't know this assholes name yet. It's going to be the next meme.
Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (dpl9+) 506
de hyoid bone's connected to de...
oopty, not any more! Posted by: Guy what strangled Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T) 507
And Hillary wept for there were no more Epsteins to strangle...benefits of a classical education.
Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (32YRo) 508
I was reading where the Libertarian Party was saying the Bevin supporters tears were "delicious" on their Facebook page.
In case anyone had any doubt this was just a front for the Democrat Party. Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (sjTfF) 509
If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do Is to spend every day 'Til eternity passes away saying Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7) 510
The meme started two weeks before he died. It kicked up a few days before oKeiffes new video.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (htN0S) Posted by: Epstein's Mother at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (rBtIz) 512
Jeff-ry Epstein has a sheet around his neck
Jeff-ry Epstein has a sheet around his neck Jeff-ry Epstein has a sheet around his neck But he didn't kill himself Glory glory hallelujah Glory glory hallelujah Glory glory hallelujah But he didn't kill himself Jeff-ries body got all burned up in the fire Jeff-ries body got all burned up in the fire Jeff-ries body got all burned up in the fire But he didn't kill himself Etc. Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (O8SrN) 513
Come sit in your cell Ba rump a rump rump We'll send you to hell Ba rump a rump rump We'll say you killed yourself Ba rump a rump rump, rump a rump rump In your bunk Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (iIUKh) 514
Most times you can't hear 'em talk
Other times you can. All the same old cliche's Epstein didn't kill himself No ma'am And you always seem outnumbered You don't dare take a stand Posted by: the Butcher at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (DIosY) 515
Everybody loves somebody sometime,
Everybody falls in love somehow, Something in your kiss just told me, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Dino at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (8/7u2) 516
At least Rispone is likeable in La. did not realize Bevin was so unpopular.
Predictit was awful last night. Blew the KY Gov and AG races big time Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (HrSJb) 517
I think the only reason Schiff for brains eyes bug out is the surprise anal from that Hillary otter person.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (VNmG1) 518
Fox former news is getting worse and worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (85Gof) 519
Your mission, morons, should you choose to accept it, is to interject as many "Jeffrey Epstein did no kill himself"s into man on the street interviews, call in shows, and general otherwise meaningless conversations.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (1CjJc) 520
You're a whistleblower now, Eric Ciaramella!
Posted by: Hagrid at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (Izzlo) 521
Just leaned from Conservative Treehouse that Eric Cara-whatever his name is-is one of the glum Obama staffers in front of the WH-the ones wearing black in the picture after Trump was elected or inaugurated.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (WI7YS) 522
"It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant The heat of the moment showed in your eyes" And you knew Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (mp3W3) 523
Ha! Comrades!
Posted by: NOTSKI THAT GUYSKI at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (dhszW) 524
So, I'm standin' on line at the bank with my tongue up this chick's ass.
She turns to me and says "Excuse me. Do you know Epstein didn't kill himself?" OOOoohhhhhhhh!!!!! Posted by: Andrew "Dice" Clay at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (arJlL) 527
Epstein didn't kill himself "He had a accident while dressing op as a mummy for a school play."
Desiccated old paedo, playing a New Kingdom pharaoh? He really went 'method' on that role Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (ykYG2) 528
I've got a great idea for a new, win-win, viral meme: "Eric Ciaramella didn't kill Jeffrey Epstein."
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (WqPYg) Not that we know of. But then again, he hasn't denied it. Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (mU726) 529
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. He jumped from the top bunk and had a fatal accident while using sheets as a parachute.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (WI7YS) 530
You keep saying that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
I do not think that means what you think it means... Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (rBtIz) 531
I thought I got a Ciaramella in my Whitmans chocolate sampler.
Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (v0R5T) 532
Zimmerman flew and Tyler knew that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (myjNJ) 533
Many of the Dem freshman who are goners from 2018 in GOP districts, are greasing in their pants.
They were will willing to vote for an inquiry, but not a real vote. Will they sacrifice for the Marxist team in Ok and South carolina? Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (HrSJb) 534
At least Rispone is likeable in La. did not realize Bevin was so unpopular.
Predictit was awful last night. Blew the KY Gov and AG races big time Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (HrSJb) I know nothing about Rispone but he's getting my vote because fuck ***ANYONE AND EVERYONE*** who flies the Democrat flag, which includes Jon Bel "I look vaguely like haphazardly arraigned human tissue" Edwards. ... ... ...And Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Project Mayhem at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (N52o2) 535
Listen, if we can't beat a dead horse then Epstein didn't kill himself.
Whoa, Bessie. *tugs on rein* Everything's cool big girl. Sh sh sh sh.... Calm down now. That's better. I admit I haven't brought her out much lately, but there's been a lot of other stuff happening. She said, "Ack!" Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (HaL55) 536
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. He jumped from the top bunk and had a fatal accident while using sheets as a parachute.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (WI7YS) That's the spirit! Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (aS1PU) 537
Epstein didn't kill himself nood.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ) 538
It seems a pity, but I do not think I can write more.
For God's sake look after our people. Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Robert Falcon Scott at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (N52o2) 539
521. Right. I hear there is a tape of him saying the Coup begins now in 2017.
DOJ should do a money trail on the guy for offshore accounts Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (HrSJb) 540
Epstein kilt himself after I played 'Feelings' on the bagpipes.
Posted by: AG Barr at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (COzlW) Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (Izzlo) 542
How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky? Yes, and how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself? Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (BiNEL) 543
So did the 'Epstein did not kill himself' meme start immediately when he died (and we knew he did not kill himself) or did it just seem to kick up the past week or so?
It kicked off when @jacksoffwithlittleboys got caught banning people who observed that, in fact, Epstein did not kill himself. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (ykYG2) 544
Epstien.kill.self = False;
Posted by: LearnedToCode at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (FhXTo) 545
al-baghdadi is dead and Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7) 546
You can never let a crisis go to waste.
And what I mean by that is, Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (Zz0t1) 547
>>>It kicked off when @jacksoffwithlittleboys got caught banning people who observed that, in fact, Epstein did not kill himself.
does that reedy looking tosser actually go for young ones? Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (PbpT7) 548
Is Joncelli here? Epstein Didn't Kill Himself should be his (her?) preferred pronoun at work.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (COzlW) Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (PbpT7) 550
534. Edwards plays the pro life card, even though he supports Obama's abortion care. We, and Trump needs this pickup, to offset Kentucky
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (HrSJb) 551
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town. Well, go on down to Jackson, go ahead and wreck your health. Go play your hand, you big-talkin' man, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: June Carter & Johnny Cash at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (8/7u2) 552
My baby takes the mornin' train!
She kills from nine to five an' then -- She takes another home again, Once Epstein's hyoid's broken! Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (F26eZ) 553
Jeff Sessions puts his hat in the ring for
Senate. This should be interesting. Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (wiXsO) Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (iIUKh) 555
Fenelon, doesn't look like him. His pic has been all over various online places, and there's not even really much resemblance, hair color is different.
Whatever. I believe he was detailed to the NSC at the time, so he could hae been there, and we know he would have shown the same reaction as the others in that wonderful photo. same-same Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (QDnY+) 556
Marxists lost 2 Attorney General seats last night . giving the GOP a majority of 27-23. Soros must be pissed
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (HrSJb) 557
553 Jeff Sessions puts his hat in the ring for
Senate. This should be interesting. Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (wiXsO) He will probably win Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (85Gof) 558
does that reedy looking tosser actually go for young ones?
No, I just assume that all the elites who ban people complaining about paedo have, themselves, invites to the Eyes Wide Shut parties. feel free to delete #543 if there is legal involved. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (ykYG2) 559
I am an old woman ... some call me a bollard
My old man is another ... perv that's grown old If servers were lightning - and I got what I desired I'd wipe one with a cloth - and get the job that I'm owed Hang me an Epstein ... that flies to that island Find me a husband ... that don't chase every ho' Just gimme' one term ... that I can hold on to You deplorables are givin' me ... such a hard way to go Posted by: John Prine Sings the Blues at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (j72Tr) 560
Abc squashed Epstein to appease the Queen and Bill Clinton.
NBC/Comcast squashed Weinstein to appease Bubba and GodZillary. So I ask why do Conservatives still watch Network Football? Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (HrSJb) 561
My honey, my baby Don't keep the story cloaked in stealth She said don't gimme no lies Epstein didn't kill him self Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (iIUKh) 562
Did you ever want to slaughter zombies en masse while playing as the 45th President of the United States?
Zombicide is a game that's been around for several years. And as the name suggests, the object of the game is for the players to slaughter large quantities of zombies (it's a cooperative game). The 2nd edition of the game is currently up on Kickstarter. And as usual, many of the characters depicted by the figures in the stretch goals look vaguely familiar. For instance, there's the President 42 fella, who the artwork depicts as a silver-haired man swinging a golf club. President 43 is chomping a cigar, while wielding a pistol in each hand. Next they added Her Majesty, who's carrying a mini-gun. And most recently, they added President 44, and President 45. The latter is carrying an assault rifle. Or perhaps it's an AR-15. Figured I'd mention this. Posted by: junior at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (3j/W4) 563
He would have shot himself twice in the back of the head, but then what would he do with the rifle?
Posted by: wth --- If the rifle was made of ice... Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (DQebX) 564
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What ! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: It's you !! CATS: How are you gentlemen !! CATS: All your base are belong to us. CATS: Jeffrey Epstein no kill himself... Captain: What you say!! Posted by: 1999 again at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (CDCKr) 565
553. I agree Never. Sessions is the only one that knocks Roy Moore out for good, and is a 25 point winner against Abortion Dem Jones.
We cannot f$%k around. We need that pickup to keep the Senate in 2020 Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HrSJb) 566
That wasn't really Robach. It was just some gal at a Kentucky firing range.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (Ndje9) 567
He will probably win
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (85Gof) ************** Trump and Sessions are going to have to kiss and make up. Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (wiXsO) 568
You see they wanted him real bad And he was about to give in That's when they opened his cell To a friend of Clint-in My honey, my baby Don't keep the story cloaked in stealth She said don't gimme no lies Epstein didn't kill him self Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (iIUKh) 569
Fooled you all. We hired a body double. Party on the island!
Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (C1Lsn) Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (Tnijr) 571
Sessions is the only one that knocks Roy Moore out for good, and is a 25 point winner against Abortion Dem Jones.
We cannot f$%k around. We need that pickup to keep the Senate in 2020 Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HrSJb) Yup I agree 100% Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (85Gof) 572
This thread is setting some sort of record. I don't know what it is, but it's some sort of record.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (CDGwz) 573
Ain't you the guy who used to set the paces
Riding up in front of a hundred faces I don't suppose you would remember me But I used to follow you back in sixty-three Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: mrtmz at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (m/Gc2) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (CDGwz) 575
There are so many things I would love to put on
FB. But sigh I can not Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (85Gof) 576
I wish I was an apple
Hangin' in a tree And every time my sweetheart passed She's whisper this to me "Epstein didn't kill himself" Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (arJlL) 577
There are so many things I would love to put on
FB. But sigh I can not Posted by: Nevergiveup Can you put some kind of computer chip in people's fillings that announces "Epstein didn't kill himself" ? Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (arJlL) 578
Sessions is the only one that knocks Roy Moore out for good, and is a 25 point winner against Abortion Dem Jones.
We cannot f$%k around. We need that pickup to keep the Senate in 2020 Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HrSJb) Yup I agree 100% Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (85Gof) ************* I agree too. Don't forget Tommy Tuberville is also running. Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (wiXsO) 579
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Epstein did not kill himself."
Posted by: Things Rorschach WOULD have said at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (2B9A/) Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (arJlL) 581
Epstein, Epstein you bought it sight unseen
You knew too much to live, Bill said you die, bye-bye Posted by: Glenn Frey at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (1sNHT) 582
576 I wish I was an apple
Hangin' in a tree And every time my sweetheart passed She's whisper this to me "Epstein didn't kill himself" Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (arJlL) Ricky Nelson in Rio Bravo. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (2B9A/) 583
My hats off to the unelected, self-appointed Guardians of Democracy!
Posted by: Nan Sequitor at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (YOhRS) 584
Once upon a midnight dreary, while Jeff pondered, weak and weary, Over many a taint and Lolita junket of forgotten lore-- While He nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my jail cell door. "Tis some visitor" he muttered, "tapping at my jail cell doo--Only this and nothing more." Quoth the Clinton, "Suicide some more" Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (iIUKh) 585
I'll look down and whisper "Epstein did not kill himself."
Posted by: Things Rorschach WOULD have said at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (2B9A/) --- You forgot "race traitors" Posted by: HBO's Reconditioned Rorschach Simulcrum at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (YOhRS) 586
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What was that bunt upset about, really? Was she pissed because a bunch of little girls were raped and abused or was she pissed because she didn't get credit for the story? Posted by: Mongo at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (pHl8P) 587
"Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.
Where the waving wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain. Oklahoma, every night my honey-lamb and I sit alone and talk, and watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky." Over Jeffrey Epstein's corpse and you know he didn't kill himself. Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (mp3W3) 588
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Barkin' at the shelf Weeeeeeellll, you ain't never caught a rabbit And Epsein didnt kill hisself ! Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (arJlL) 589
Sessions is the only one that knocks Roy Moore out for good, and is a 25 point winner against Abortion Dem Jones.
We cannot f$%k around. We need that pickup to keep the Senate in 2020 How do we know that Sessions hasn't become a Never Trumper?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy 590
Professor Leakey Anus discovered Epsteins bones in Alduvei Gorge.Siad they looked like they were savaged by animals.Anthropopos are never wrong. Posted by: saf at November 07, 2019 06:06 AM (5IHGB) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0639 seconds. |
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