Some Funny Stuff

Open thread.

Learn everything there is to know about assault rifles with our handy diagram: pic.twitter.com/fjjropOWAD
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 6, 2019

Desperate Humanity Sends Killer Robot Back In Time To Stop All These Terminator Sequels From Being Madehttps://t.co/K7s1yYcgMf
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 4, 2019

'We Are Not The Enemy Of The People,' Say Press Who Intentionally Deceive The People To Protect The Political Elite https://t.co/CnNxcCShe8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 5, 2019

Bernie Sanders Promises Crowd He Will Lock Trump Up And Also Millions Of Others Once The Gulags Are Up And Running https://t.co/uFIxfEzDAX
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 5, 2019

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1 FIRST !!!!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

2 I love that the diagram has Shoulder Thing That Goes Up

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (GbPPJ)

3 GOLD

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

4 Forf

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (ucNdt)

5 Love the Bee

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (G546f)

6 We just hate you.

Posted by: Press Who Intentionally Deceive The People To Protect The Political Elite at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (YOhRS)

7 Is this the dead Epstein thread?

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (Tnijr)

8 Perfection.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

9 Wow .could this happen

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (4RVH0)

10 Darn it.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (4RVH0)

11 The Babylon Bee DID NOT kill Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

12 Is this the dead Epstein thread?
Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (Tnijr)
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The Epstein thread actually killed itself.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (YOhRS)

13 Epstein still dead??

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (lvYwH)

14 Unlike Epstein, the Epstein thread will never die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

15 Has the Bee weighed in on Epstein yet?

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (aXucN)

16 Tucker is having happy fun time with Zucker and Epstein.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

17 Keep my name out of your filthy whore mouths!

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (YOhRS)

18 Babylon Bee is angling for Living National Treasure status.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (JwHjN)

19 willow sighting. Haven't seen you around in a while, hello.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

20 @RepLeeZeldin

This "evidence" would be thrown out of court so quickly for all of the right reasons. Here Taylor concedes to me that his ONLY substantive claim from his opening statement referencing Biden not only isn't first hand...it's not even second hand

https://tinyurl.com/yxbnbt56

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Unlike Epstein, the Epstein thread will never die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

The Epstein thread is meme gold!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (BiNEL)

23 And Tucker is having fun with wee widdle Georgie Stephanopoulos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

24 Ermagerd!!
EDKH made a showing on RSBN

hehe

Posted by: EDKH-1 at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (vqIkG)

25 Terminator would have been far better served if they had just done the SM Stirling books based on T2. You can have Arnold, Linda Hamilton and Edward Furlong and you can account for them getting older.

Instead, we have drek after Drek after drek.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (2B9A/)

26 Has the Bee weighed in on Epstein yet?
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (aXucN)

https://tinyurl.com/y2trnbeb

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (t+qrx)

27 The Bee is greatness. Seriously. Greatness.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

28 >>> Unlike Epstein, the Epstein thread will never die.

The Horde in top form.

Posted by: fluffy at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (dCRRg)

29 I'm watching The Devil Next Door on Netflix, and read about the guy - John Demjanjuk, a Ukrainian immigrant accused of being a notorious Treblinka guard, extradited to Israel, stripped of citizenship.
I'm so cynical now - pretty much think the US govt totally screwed it up - there was very little evidence.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (G546f)

30 Jeff Sessions is running for his old seat

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (BqBId)

31
Dude in the Italian dinner shirt doesn't look like he can't handle a bendy straw.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (7rVsF)

32 I can't remember the last time I saw an Onion headline. Babylon Bee is eating their lunch.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (xPl2J)

33 If Epstein killed himself, I'm a supermodel.

*tosses hair*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

34 Does anybody remember where "the thing that goes up" came from?

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (SENHs)

35 ''I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.''

Talking 'bout you Jeffery

Posted by: HRC at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (jm1YL)

36 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

dude, I worry about you ...

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

37 Hi willow

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)

38 Q back online.

Posted by: Ugh at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (O9Ymu)

39 Desperate Humanity Sends A Bodyguard For Epstein Back In Time, To Prevent His Murder, In Order To Stop The Endless AoSHQ Dead Epstein Comments.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (AMIL/)

40 That Epstein meme is spreading now with commercial applications, as companies are rushing new products to market:

https://tinyurl.com/y63q47u9

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (WHVt7)

41 the love that Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (rpxSz)

42 9 Wow .could this happen
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (4RVH0)

You aren't the real willow. The real willow doesn't use capital letters.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

43 You've got to know when to hold 'em

Know when to fold 'em

Know when to walk away, and know when to run

You never count your money

When you're sittin' at the table

There'll be time enough for countin'

When Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (q1Pj5)

44 Jeff Sessions is running for his old seat

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (BqBId)

Southern church lady voice: "Well, bless his heart."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

45 34
Does anybody remember where "the thing that goes up" came from?

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (SENHs)

Some news reader woman?

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (mU726)

46 Where do you attach the chainsaw option on that evil assault rifle thingy? Oh, yeah, next to the barrel. Makes a nice comfortable shoulder fit. Is that a gasoline chainsaw, or does it operate from the gas expelled from the pew pew pews? Hate to have to carry a gas can as well as thousands of rounds of pew pews.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (md3fh)

47 You aren't the real willow. The real willow doesn't use capital letters.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

Like contractions for robots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (2B9A/)

48
If Epstein killed himself, I'm a supermodel.

*tosses hair*

Posted by: Jane D'oh

You don't get out of bed for less than $10000 a day, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (7rVsF)

49 @RepLeeZeldin

This "evidence" would be thrown out of court so quickly for all of
the right reasons. Here Taylor concedes to me that his ONLY substantive
claim from his opening statement referencing Biden not only isn't first
hand...it's not even second hand

https://tinyurl.com/yxbnbt56

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah the big breaking snooze about Taylor was he thought that's what he believes happened. No actually evidence to support what he said just that's what he thought might of could have happened.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (SNcqh)

50 dude, I worry about you ...
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

I appreciate it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

51
That Epstein meme is spreading now with commercial applications, as companies are rushing new products to market:

https://tinyurl.com/y63q47u9
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (WHVt7)

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LOL, that's funny, nice work, wish I'd have thought of it first.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (FmhK2)

52 And lo, ace the god of the blog bring forthwith a new nood and all rejoiceth with its coming. For Eric and Epstein shall live on in our gray boxes.

Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (Eu98u)

53 Trump expected on stage soon.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (mU726)

54 Epstein didn't kill himself

well, duh

Posted by: BILL CLINTON at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (rpxSz)

55 Hillary was tossed in the Scooby van like a sack of mail.

She probably didn't actually kill Epstein herself but Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (ak65k)

56 Some news reader woman?

Posted by: davidt

No partial credit.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (SENHs)

57 The Bee has been en fuego.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

58
42 9 Wow .could this happen
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (4RVH0)

You aren't the real willow. The real willow doesn't use capital letters.

Posted by: Insomniac

Yeah but look at the wacky typo. That's our willow.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (DTBzc)

59

No Mr. Bond, I expect Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (SNcqh)

60 Gee! Your hair smells like epstein didnt kill himself.

Posted by: EDKH-1a at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (vqIkG)

61 Had my knee scoped today. They send you home with an "ice machine" that pumps ice water continuously to a bag that wraps around whatever need icing. What the hell am I going to do with these two giant bags of frozen peas

))

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (Bf3hj)

62 Dear Mr Kotter

Jeffrey didn't kill himself.

Epstein's mother

Posted by: fluffy at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (dCRRg)

63 Does anybody remember where "the thing that goes up" came from?
Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (SENHs)

Renowned firearms expert Carolyn McCarthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

64 A sack of junk mail, not First Class.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (md3fh)

65
Peter Tosh kicks ass.

And Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (FmhK2)

66 Evening hogmartin , nice to see you .

Jack. So things seem to be heating up! G_d willing!

Insomniac it could happen by accident

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (Kuoid)

67
Shoulder thingy:
This infamous phrase was spoken by Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy (D-NY)
after she admitted that she did not immediately recall what a barrel
shroud was, despite identifying the item as part of a bill to ban
so-called "assault weapons."

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (r+sAi)

68 Anyone ever consider the fact that Soros has enough money and power to off anyone he wants, anywhere?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

69 Yeah the big breaking snooze about Taylor was he thought that's what he believes happened. No actually evidence to support what he said just that's what he thought might of could have happened.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (SNcqh)
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He identifies as Madame Cleo.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (YOhRS)

70 Chicago Voter Rolls shows in fact Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (2DOZq)

71 the only seat sessions is running for right now is his terlet seat. somebody had to wake him up first.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (KP5rU)

72 Babylon Bee is getting better and better and better.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

73 61 Had my knee scoped today. They send you home with an "ice machine" that pumps ice water continuously to a bag that wraps around whatever need icing. What the hell am I going to do with these two giant bags of frozen peas ))
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (Bf3hj)

Make lemonade.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

74 How has the Bee not been deplatformed yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (978t5)

75 Darn it.
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (4RVH0)

Willow! long time, no see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (/sgva)

76 They forgot the "assault magazines," per Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (bDqIh)

77 'night, all. I've had a day. Gonna git to bed and give the foot and ankle a rest.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

78 Found the source for Thing That Goes Up...

https://tinyurl.com/y2rndmge

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (mU726)

79 HI willow!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (bDqIh)

80 I can attest Orangemanbad.

Tweeeet!! Tweeet!!!

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (YOhRS)

81 You know you're soaking in it.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (2GPSc)

82 in the mid 1980s, the Soviets sent the US a list of Nazi fugitives hiding in the USA

#seemsLegit

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (G546f)

83 Insomniac it could happen by accident
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (Kuoid)

*narrows eyes*
*two-finger point at eyes*
*points at "willow"*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

84

Gentlemen. We have the technology. We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was before. Better, faster, Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (SNcqh)

85 So looks like everyone is happy tonight. Needed to see it. I've been fretting our betters are going to blow the country up before they will allow punishment.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (Kuoid)

86 PDJT appears!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (BiNEL)

87 You know there are 7 things you can't say on TV:
1.Eric Ciaramella2. Epstein didn't kill himself3. Hunter Biden was on the dole of Ukraine oligarchs4. Butterball Powerbottom5. Learn to Code6. ABC spiked their Clinton/Epstein story7. Buttf*ck

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (9dzlp)

88 Where do you attach the chainsaw option on that evil assault rifle thingy? Oh, yeah, next to the barrel. Makes a nice comfortable shoulder fit. Is that a gasoline chainsaw, or does it operate from the gas expelled from the pew pew pews? Hate to have to carry a gas can as well as thousands of rounds of pew pews.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (md3fh)

In Gears, I always assumed it was some sort of battery powered space magic. Kind of like most of the stuff for Warhammer 40K.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (2B9A/)

89 We get signal.

What?!?

Main screen turn on.

It's YOU!!!

Hello Gentlemen. All your base are Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

90 They only mention two magazines. That's not a lot of magazines. So that's not what I was talking about.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (YOhRS)

91 Excellent hogmartin.
Sorry GuyMohawk. Correct but just seconds too late.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (SENHs)

92 Hugs peon.

Lizzy kiss

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (Kuoid)

93 74 How has the Bee not been deplatformed yet?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (978t5)

It isn't for lack of trying. That's the end game of Snopes and other assholes who keep "fact-checking" the Bee, knowing damn well it's a satire site.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

94 29 I'm watching The Devil Next Door on Netflix, and read about the guy - John Demjanjuk, a Ukrainian immigrant accused of being a notorious Treblinka guard, extradited to Israel, stripped of citizenship.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas

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The Demjanjuk family lived in the Cleveland area so the trials were of interest to me.

Who knows what the truth is/was but one thing always has troubled me: during an introduction of one of the camp witnesses, Demjanjuk got up and went to shake his hand - the witness was having none of it and recoiled in horror.

That exchange struck me as very odd (that Demjanjuk would extend his hand to a guy that was trying to get him put away for ever.)

Posted by: Clemenza at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (Y4EXg)

95 Jase Robertson from Duck Dynasty is at the rally.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

96 55 Hillary was tossed in the Scooby van like a sack of mail.

I'm convinced that Cankles was pulling that shit for sympathy

anyone seen her fall lately ?

Posted by: BILL CLINTON at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (rpxSz)

97 68
Anyone ever consider the fact that Soros has enough money and power to off anyone he wants, anywhere?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

Well, DUH!

Posted by: Zombie Jeffery Epstein Who Didn't Kill Himself at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (mU726)

98 I love that the diagram has Shoulder Thing That Goes Up

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (GbPPJ)

I was noticing that too. Made me LoL for real.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (uquGJ)

99 Alas, poor Yorick. Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (LVpEN)

100 off capo sock

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (Y4EXg)

101 A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a
six foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "So, I don't
suppose you'll be needing a drink." The blonde says... "Epstein didn't
kill himself".

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (xxzQd)

102 PDJT appears!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (BiNEL)

link, s'i vous plait ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

103

Here's the story of a man named Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (SNcqh)

104 Had my knee scoped today. They send you home with an "ice machine" that pumps ice water continuously to a bag that wraps around whatever need icing. What the hell am I going to do with these two giant bags of frozen peas ))
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (Bf3hj)

Those things are amazing. Especially the ones that have a pneumatic pump that inflates it like a blood pressure cuff. Really good for injuries.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (t+qrx)

105 Ow. Quit poking my eyes insomniac

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (Kuoid)

106 or is it on houtube

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

107 So looks like everyone is happy tonight. Needed to see it. I've been fretting our betters are going to blow the country up before they will allow punishment.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:43 PM (Kuoid)
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Could be gallows humor.

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (YOhRS)

108 davidt , you did your homework so you get 50% credit.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (SENHs)

109 A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a
six foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "So, I don't
suppose you'll be needing a drink." The blonde says... "Epstein didn't
kill himself".
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (xxzQd)

NICE !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

110 Sen. Sanders did NOT pledge to lock up millions in gulags, only around 995,000

Snopes rates this story as FALSE

Posted by: Snopes at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (qAR6u)

111

Hi my name is Larry. This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (SNcqh)

112 From the previous thread because open thread:

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so...why doesn't the GOP submit its own whistleblower report on Schiff and company? Then they are sacred cows

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (FEQY4)

You
ever see an alligator lie in wait? You see how fast they take their
prey down? Blink and you miss it... but even if you did, you know what
you missed had the force of a charging rhinocerous.

That's Trump. Be patient.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (xxzQd)

113 Oh. Alex Alex Alex. Smishes

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (Kuoid)

114 Hey everybody. Just saw an employment ad at Craigslist/SoCal:

"Looking to trade 15-20 hrs of personal assistant work weekly for free rent in a spacious home in very good neighborhood in south Orange County. Am a busy parent often out for work travel. My kids stay every alt weekend."

Should I apply? Sounds too good to be true...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)

115 Well of course Bernie is going to put people in gulags. They're called Fema Camps. They'll be just like Clockwork Orange, but not as warm and fuzzy.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (HNyOC)

116 Linda Hamilton. Still a 1. Even if she killed Epstein.

Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (LVpEN)

117 Looks like I've missed a scorching day at the HQ. And will miss more, dammit.

I blame my new job. Congratulate me!

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)

118 Trump is at the mic....Fox and FBN not showing the rally.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

119 *sees willow*

*looks for nood thread*

*ends up back here*

*continuous feedback loop*

*static..bzzz..ttt..zap!*

Oh, WOW. So THAT'S what it's like in a democrat's head, huh?

Poor critters.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (QzJWU)

120 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNK2sHESoTM

PDJT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (BiNEL)

121 Trump rally hottie watch.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (WQZ1O)

122 Some news reader woman?

No, it was a congresswench of some sort.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (gd9RK)

123 I'm watching The Devil Next Door on Netflix, and read about the guy - John Demjanjuk, a Ukrainian immigrant accused of being a notorious Treblinka guard, extradited to Israel, stripped of citizenship.
I'm so cynical now - pretty much think the US govt totally screwed it up - there was very little evidence.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (G546f)

Canada was also instrumental in that. I don't know what to believe, but in any case the guy was at worst a flunky in the Nazi system, and not a policy-maker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (/sgva)

124 What the hell am I going to do with these two giant bags of frozen peas ))
Posted by: Suffering Succotash

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Go get a vasectomy?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (Y4EXg)

125 Hello willow dear! So nice to see you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (aXucN)

126 ok found it, LA rally

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)

127 Story at HotAir that Tulsi Gabbard basically punched Joy Behar in the nose on The View this morning.

Honestly, she could have ACTUALLY punched her nose, hard, and I'd be cheering.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (L2ZTs)

128 https://tinyurl.com/y3hzqjfj

TRUMP RALLY

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (SENHs)

129 The Babylon Bee's headlines make a mockery of the Left's myth that conservatives aren't funny.

It's like they still think SNL is funny.

Posted by: kburns3305 at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (qAR6u)

130 Snopes rates this story as FALSE

Posted by: Snopes at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (qAR6u)

_________

"Correction -- we rate this story as MOSTLY FALSE." -- snopes.com

Posted by: ShainS at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (WqPYg)

131 Oh. Epstein is still dead.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (Kuoid)

132
"Looking to trade 15-20 hrs of personal assistant work weekly for
free rent in a spacious home in very good neighborhood in south Orange
County. Am a busy parent often out for work travel. My kids stay every
alt weekend."

Should I apply? Sounds too good to be true...

And the next thing you know, you're waxing some fat guys private parts and cleaning up the shit in his yard from his 7 mastiffs. And God only knows what the kids are like.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (HNyOC)

133 ''Had my knee scoped today. They send you home with an "ice machine" that pumps ice water continuously to a bag that wraps around whatever need icing. ''
Physical therapists used one of those things around my hip and thigh after my hip replacement. Heaven!

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (jm1YL)

134 "The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am, and Epstein didn't kill himself!"

"That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me."

"Yeah, but it still hurts."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (bDqIh)

135 "Looking to trade 15-20 hrs of personal assistant work weekly for free rent in a spacious home in very good neighborhood in south Orange County. Am a busy parent often out for work travel. My kids stay every alt weekend."

Should I apply? Sounds too good to be true...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)

Just make sure to polish up the gimp suit and be ready when that 'To Catch a Predator' dude steps out of the breakfast nook.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (2B9A/)

136 9 Wow .could this happen
Posted by: willow

Willow, 9th? That's got to be the Babylon Bee's doing.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 08:49 PM (Z1eux)

137 Trump rally hottie watch.
Posted by: BluesFish at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (WQZ1O)

Got it! Trump rally hate watch is ongoing!

Posted by: Clueless MSM at November 06, 2019 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)

138 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May

And Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Bill Shakespeare, Sonnet 18 at November 06, 2019 08:49 PM (q1Pj5)

139 Ty Bluebell always nice to see your nic.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:49 PM (Kuoid)

140 willow!!!

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (RU4sa)

141 shibumi and Aetius, exactamundo.

The ad should finish, "Caution: occasional surprise anal."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (L2ZTs)

142 Some are born dead, some achieve deadness, and some (like Epstein) have deadness thrust upon them.

Posted by: ShainS at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (WqPYg)

143 howdy, willow !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (JwHjN)

144 The Babylon Bee's headlines make a mockery of the Left's myth that conservatives aren't funny.
Posted by: kburns3305 at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (qAR6u)

*consults style guide*

Should be "makes mock of".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (t+qrx)

145 Hi Jim SND!

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (md3fh)

146 chick on right has amazing hair. Like would spread over your man-thighs like a Prell-scented blanket.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (SENHs)

147 Listen.
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Closer.
Let me whisper in your ear.
Say the words you long to hear
I'm going to tell on you!
Oo-ooh oo-ooh ooh

Posted by: Definitely Not Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (YOhRS)

148
I blame my new job. Congratulate me!
Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)

------

New job, eh?

Keepin' the wheels turnin' down at the Mexican Weather Girl factory?

That's where I picture all Morons working.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (FmhK2)

149 >"That Epstein meme is spreading now with commercial applications, as companies are rushing new products to market:

https://tinyurl.com/y63q47u9

Posted by: Anonymous 7

>>"LOL, that's funny, nice work, wish I'd have thought of it first.

*kicks dirt*"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Wasn't mine, I picked it up elsewhere.

But yeah, some clever photoshop work there.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (WHVt7)

150 Hey everybody. Just saw an employment ad at Craigslist/SoCal:

"Looking to trade 15-20 hrs of personal assistant work weekly for
free rent in a spacious home in very good neighborhood in south Orange
County. Am a busy parent often out for work travel. My kids stay every
alt weekend."

Should I apply? Sounds too good to be true...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)

Probably several bodies buried in the back yard.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (xPl2J)

151 Plop Plop
Fizz Fizz,
Epstein did not kill himself
Oh what a relief it is.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (MItID)

152 I missed the Epstein didn't kill himself meme. Just saw lyrics in Ace's Italicanized Sidebar.

Where? Where? Where?

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (786Ro)

153 Trump on Cspan.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (dgt0l)

154 Hillary will never be president of the United States

Obama is a SCOMF

Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (NbRJx)

155 Somebody ask Siri if Epstein killed himself. I wanna know what it says.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)

156 SMH keeses

Sock. Wave

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (Kuoid)

157 19 willow sighting. Haven't seen you around in a while, hello.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

You must be bailing on threads as soon as a nood is posted

Posted by: kburns3305 at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (qAR6u)

158 was willow gone ????

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

159 Thread....

@themarketswork

Zeldin to Taylor:

"You're telling us that Tim Morrison told you that Ambassador Sondland told him that the President told Ambassador Sondland that Zelensky would have to open an investigation into Biden?"

Taylor: That's correct.

More at: https://tinyurl.com/y57kzmve

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

160 "The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am, and Epstein didn't kill himself!"

"That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me."

"Yeah, but it still hurts."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (bDqIh)

Perfect.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:52 PM (t+qrx)

161 Mark, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

162 Terrible idea casting Dylan Roof in the lead role in new Terminator movie.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at November 06, 2019 08:52 PM (Zvj7s)

163 chick on left has really nice teeth.
She could tenderize many seal-hides with those teeth.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:52 PM (SENHs)

164 Conan is coming to the WH !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

165 Hey Bernie!

Bring it Bitch. Let's get this party started!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2019 08:52 PM (axyOa)

166 I can't even believe the energy that Trump has. I'm a few years younger and could not do 1/10 of his schedule and not need 2 days to recover. He is super human.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 06, 2019 08:52 PM (KSBDE)

167 the Demjanjuk Museum wasn't nearly as good as the Barbie Museum.
youtube.com/watch?v=41imMO7XpFg

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (ykYG2)

168 You must be bailing on threads as soon as a nood is posted
Posted by: kburns3305 at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (qAR6u)

I just don't usually log in until the evening, after willow's bedtime.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (t+qrx)

169 Funny stuff - hotair put up a Paywall. They were failing to even peddle their leftist tripe for free, so who green-lit this?
Related funny - check out this post on hotair poo pooling the NYT for putting their Blogs behind a paywall circa 2010-
https://tinyurl.com/y2hl5weq

Posted by: Mst3k at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (DTxSf)

170
You must be bailing on threads as soon as a nood is posted
Posted by: kburns3305 at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (qAR6u)

2 screens, 2 browsers, one set to refresh every 3 seconds.

Never. Willowed. Again.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)

171 runner, that's great to hear. O'Brien is a funny guy! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)

172 148
I blame my new job. Congratulate me!
Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)

------

New job, eh?

Keepin' the wheels turnin' down at the Mexican Weather Girl factory?

That's where I picture all Morons working.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM (FmhK2)

They hiring in quality assurance?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

173 Runner. I might be present . but always slightly gone.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (Kuoid)

174 Between red-pilling black people about Trump and turning people on to G-d, I'm beginning to think that Kanye is a very unstable semi-genius who's been a net benefit for the United States, unlike so many other rappers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (FmhK2)

175 129 The Babylon Bee's headlines make a mockery of the Left's myth that conservatives aren't funny.

It's like they still think SNL is funny.
Posted by: kburns3305 at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (qAR6u)

BB is the only actual Humor I can find being done by ANYONE these days! (Ace, the CoBlogs, and the collected Horde being notably excepted)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (V2Yro)

176 Canada was also instrumental in that. I don't know what to believe, but in any case the guy was at worst a flunky in the Nazi system, and not a policy-maker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (/sgva)

according to wiki and internets,turns out he was 10 years younger than the nazi he was accused of being

aquitted, sent back to USA, then the govt accused him of being a different nazi!
sent to Germany for a different trial
died before his appeal was done

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (G546f)

177 New job, eh?

Keepin' the wheels turnin' down at the Mexican Weather Girl factory?

That's where I picture all Morons working.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:50 PM

That new "Lupita" line of our product ain't gonna quality control herself, ese.

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2019 08:54 PM (786Ro)

178 Whether I am dead or not depends entirely on whether the MSM have opened the box.

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella's cat at November 06, 2019 08:54 PM (UGKMd)

179 "71 the only seat sessions is running for right now is his terlet seat. somebody had to wake him up first.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 08:41 PM (KP5rU) "

lolgf. hope his ass catches fire when he tries to light a fart.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:54 PM (JwHjN)

180
Epstein did not kill himself.

It was the Lithuanian Mafia.

Moving with stealth, then striking with lightning speed.

Just like they seek world conquest.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 08:54 PM (7rVsF)

181 Trump, as usual, pulling no punches.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 08:54 PM (mU726)

182 Hiya, Ruthless....Hiya, SMH! Hiya, Insomniac!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2019 08:54 PM (QzJWU)

183 Answer hazy: Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Magic 8-ball at November 06, 2019 08:55 PM (YOhRS)

184 Hey Jim!

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 08:55 PM (RU4sa)

185 Hiya Jim and everybody! Did I just hear that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (TdMsT)

186 L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is for...

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (xxzQd)

187 Shifty Adam Schiff

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (q1Pj5)

188 "Trump holds KAG Rally"

Still getting used to 'KAG'

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (SENHs)

189 Hey SMH!

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (md3fh)

190 Hah! Trump reading Zaid's tweets about the coup!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (sGotD)

191 Roll Tide, Mr. President!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (HaL55)

192 Babylon Bee is fantastic. They recently had a headline:

"Now that campaign's over, Beto plans to search nation's oceans and lakes for lost firearms"

LOL. Wouldn't surprise me if he actually did this. Although let's be honest, Beto likes to wear the wetsuit to jack off in...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

193 There is one thing that bugs me, you cannot slaughter American citizens and get away with it. Bad trend. The murders of those Mormons in Mexico should not go unpunished. I don't care what Mexico does and what investigation they perform. We (CIA or whoever) needs to find those responsible and get them off the face of the earth.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

194 Whether I am dead or not depends entirely on whether the MSM have opened the box.

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella's cat at November 06, 2019 08:54 PM (UGKMd)

Are you saying that they shouldn't have opened Epstein's cell?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:57 PM (BiNEL)

195 CNN LIGHT IS GONNA GO OFF

lololol

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:57 PM (SENHs)

196 Trump reading whistleblower lawyers tweets. HAHAHA

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:57 PM (wiXsO)

197 Whoa Trump is reading the posts by Whistleblower's attny. He going off

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (KSBDE)

198

No you shouldn't apply.
It's a scam.

Posted by: Soothie at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (ImOTR)

199 I love that Donny Two-Scoops calls out the sleazebag media.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

200 Runner. CIA?. I don't think they work outside the u.s. anymore.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (Kuoid)

201 Well hey everybody! Looks like the gangs all here!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (dUJdY)

202 Posted by: runner

Great idea runner. We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (dgt0l)

203 I'd like to see CNN lose so much money that it becomes the "Commercial News Network." All infomercials all the time!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)

204 runner, that's great to hear. O'Brien is a funny guy! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)

lol, I think so too

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

205 CNN Breaking news: Whistle-blower reveals Epstein killed by Trump

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (NbRJx)

206 Zeldin to Taylor:

"You're telling us that Tim Morrison told you that Ambassador
Sondland told him that the President told Ambassador Sondland that
Zelensky would have to open an investigation into Biden?"

Taylor: That's correct.

_________

It that was in a novel, people would stop reading owing to incredulity -- unless maybe it was "Catch-22."

Posted by: ShainS at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (WqPYg)

207 I'm at the point where I so distrust the left's use and facility with words, I look more at the actions of Bernie honeymooning in Soviet Moscow than his words that he wants DEMOCRATIC Socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (YOhRS)

208 Erev tov horde. Long day today. Glad I missed a lot of it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (EZebt)

209 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (EqKj1)

210 Hiya Jim and everybody! Did I just hear that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}
There seems to be a persistent rumor to that effect, yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

211 Jewells! SMH!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (TdMsT)

212 Great idea runner. We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (dgt0l)

We cannot allow this kind of thing.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (zr5Kq)

213 Canada was also instrumental in that. I don't know what to believe, but in any case the guy was at worst a flunky in the Nazi system, and not a policy-maker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (/sgva)

Still, this episode gives me hope that 60 years from now, our descendants will still be hunting down and jailing members of the Obama gang. Especially any associated with Brennan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (V2Yro)

214 That Zaid lawyer post below....just got here and WHOA, that's pretty stinking incriminating stuff. Seems flaming skull worthy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (JoUsr)

215 More from BB:

Kamala Harris Proposes Dropping Kids Off At School When They Turn 5 And Picking Them Back Up When They Turn 30

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (r+sAi)

216 CNN BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump revealed to be the Zodiac Killer!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

217 PDT is fired up, and pissed.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (sGotD)

218 Runner. CIA?. I don't think they work outside the u.s. anymore.
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (Kuoid)

whoever. drones, NSA, whoever. we have people. cannot kill Americans abroad.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

219 Epstein killed himself by not killing himself officially first

Posted by: Yo! at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (EqKj1)

220 Wet suits vs. dry suits -- next Horde question for debate? (Er, note that I did not go for the obvious ...bate pun there. This is a classy place and such things would be inappropriate.///)

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (md3fh)

221
Q: What's the difference between Socialism and Democratic Socialism?

A: Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (xxzQd)

222 We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (dgt0l)

I approve

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (G546f)

223 Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!

Except for Epstein, who didn't kill himself

Posted by: Al Czervik at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (q1Pj5)

224 Epstein didn't kill himself.

Moose out front should'a told ya.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (Zz0t1)

225 >>Whoa Trump is reading the posts by Whistleblower's attny. He going off

Oooh, nice!
He's gonna wish he hadn't caught Trump's attention.

Zaid'll go on twitter and brag about it, but those were stupid tweets announcing their coup plans.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (bDqIh)

226 pissed trump is good trump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (KP5rU)

227 "we have a country to run"
"last week the Democrats voted to nullify the ballots of tens of thousands of voters"

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (SENHs)

228 Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
Epstein did not kill himself
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin',
Epstein did not kill himself
Ah, ha, ha, ha, not stayin' alive, not stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, not stayin' alive

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (Tnijr)

229 200 Runner. CIA?. I don't think they work outside the u.s. anymore.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (Kuoid)

Their charter has been changed to let them have "more flexibility"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (BiNEL)

230 CIA?. I don't think they work outside the u.s. anymore.

They are too busy trying to overthrow the u.s. government and trigger a civil war.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (lD3vL)

231 Babylon Bee is fantastic. They recently had a headline:

"Now that campaign's over, Beto plans to search nation's oceans and lakes for lost firearms"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)
---
I liked the headline: Beto Suspends Campaign to Spend More Time Taking Guns from His Family.

That was a LOL for me.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (YOhRS)

232 34 Does anybody remember where "the thing that goes up" came from?

Carolyn McCarthy D(umbass)-NY

Posted by: Toni at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (RdRuc)

233 We cannot allow this kind of thing.
Posted by: runner

Aw, you're no fun. Just think how those agencies could be thinned out.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (dgt0l)

234 Great idea runner. We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (dgt0l)

Oh, they'll find some killers all right! Or more accurately, they'll BE found by some. Real quick like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

235 To be fair Trump has helped the Right find its sense of humor. Present company excluded.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (xxzQd)

236 Dutch Party for Freedom member of parliament Geert Wilders @PartijVoorDeVrijheid has joined Gab:

https://gab.com/PartijVoorDeVrijheid

Ace of Spades Gab group here:

https://gab.com/groups/407

Posted by: Monty James at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (Zqz9o)

237
Zeldin to Taylor:

"You're telling us that Tim Morrison told you that Ambassador Sondland told him that the President told Ambassador Sondland that Zelensky would have to open an investigation into Biden?"

Junior High School gossip.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

238 THAT WALL IS GOING UP

FU LURKING SHITHEAP

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (SENHs)

239 Axeman, same here, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Jeffery Epstein sat on a wall.

Jeffery Epstein had a great fall.

He was pushed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (/sgva)

241 Epstein died by hanging and high cholesterol but mostly by Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

242 Runner yes. There should be a big price.
Although the media being supportive of immigrants being murdered was surprising even for them

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:02 PM (Kuoid)

243 Oh, they'll find some killers all right! Or more accurately, they'll BE found by some. Real quick like.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

whatever works.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)

244 Q: What's the difference between Socialism and Democratic Socialism?

A: Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:00 PM (xxzQd)
---
Eggs aren't going to break themselves.

Posted by: Joe Steele at November 06, 2019 09:02 PM (YOhRS)

245 We could send "The Juice" down to find the real killers. That would work.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 09:02 PM (md3fh)

246 Blue bird exactly.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:03 PM (Kuoid)

247 qdp you were not involved in any gunfight over a chicken sandwich, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2019 09:03 PM (EZebt)

248 Oh my. PDT is mad tonight. Just spoke to the crowd about the story Ace posted below.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 09:03 PM (jm1YL)

249 HI EVERYONE! !

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 09:03 PM (myjNJ)

250 News flash! PDT admits everything is backwards!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 09:03 PM (HaL55)

251 Hi madame.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (xxzQd)

252 We could send "The Juice" down to find the real killers. That would work.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 09:02 PM (md3fh)
---
He could get more time in on the links.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (YOhRS)

253 >"
Hah! Trump reading Zaid's tweets about the coup!"--Posted by: Irish Ei

Ask yourself how confident Trump has to be about the outcome of all this that he'd actually do that.

He knows he's holding all the high cards.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (WHVt7)

254 Trump is currently detailing the horrors of terrorist attack

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (SENHs)

255 And there is no statute of limitations on killing of Americans. 10, 20, 30 years from now. Dead. We will find you. That is the only way to prevent future massacres.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)

256 San Franpsycho, not once I can finally get my fingerprints melted off ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

257 Hrogather. They forgot to tell the rest of us!

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (Kuoid)

258 Trump is Fierce tonight.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (mU726)

259 We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.

So you are advocating cartel vs cartel violence since the CIA and FBI have a working relationship with the Sinaloa cartel

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (lD3vL)

260 Dear {{{Hrothgar!!!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

261 davidt, Trump is... Sasha Fierce
(hope he skips the studded leotard though)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

262 I love the Bee:

Michael Bay: 'Movies That Don't Have At Least 537 Explosions Aren't Real Cinema'

“Movies without lots of explosions are ruining culture,” Bay continued. “They are just so, so boring. If a movie is going to be mainly people standing around talking and nothing erupting into flames and no CGI robots, why even be a movie? Just be a play for some snobs in Manhattan.”

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2019 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

263 155
Somebody ask Siri if Epstein killed himself. I wanna know what it says.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)

_________

"Epstein was a fictional character on 'Welcome Back, Kotter.' And even if he didn't kill himself, it was in New York so you can't call it an Arkancide whacko conspiracy theorist ... Next!"

Posted by: ShainS at November 06, 2019 09:05 PM (WqPYg)

264 News flash! PDT admits everything is backwards!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 09:03 PM (HaL55)
---
In Trump's America!!!

Posted by: The Thing That Passes for News at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (YOhRS)

265
I just learned a new fact. Johnnie Cochran defended Geronimo Pratt's crazy ass. Lost that shit, too, which was rare for him. Flimsy alibi defense.

But, unsurprisingly, it seems the FBI was running illegal, unwarranted wiretaps on Pratt and Cochran, building parallel constructions with the obtained evidence, etc.

Color me shocked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (FmhK2)

266 Zaid? Zaid? Where have I heard that name before?

Posted by: some goat with a sore ass at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (/sgva)

267 Yeah, pretty sure the cartels have bought some of our gubmint officials

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (G546f)

268 Please DO NOT ((hug))me.

Epstein Did Not Kill Himself.

Thank you.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (SENHs)

269 Eggs aren't going to break themselves.

Posted by: Joe Steele

Also, omelets are not cooked right without the souls of a lot of innocents stirred in...

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (32YRo)

270 ShainS, thanks! Now to educate Siri.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (L2ZTs)

271 What was the lead Front Page story on our local Gannett-owned rag today? Why the AP story about journalism as a 'profession' falling into the toilet.

Oh, the irony.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (CDGwz)

272 I wonder if Barr knows any of this?

Nah.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

273 So you are advocating cartel vs cartel violence since the CIA and FBI have a working relationship with the Sinaloa cartel

Aren't the CIA and the Fibbies cartels?

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (dgt0l)

274 Trump points out 8 year old kid in the crowd.

Says the 8 year old knows more about energy than Joe Biden's son.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Sometimes it's like Don Rickles became president.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (xxzQd)

276 hahaha " that 8 yr old knows as much about energy as Hunter Biden"

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (SENHs)

277 boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

Neo: What truth?

boy: That Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (l6b3d)

278 Pocahontas !!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)

279 Well ,if Trump won't share actual news , who will?

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (Kuoid)

280 Anyone seen The Boys on Amazon? Is it worthwhile? Is it annoying lib shit?

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (xxzQd)

281 >>We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.

Were you thinking of maybe an all-star team, a sort of "dream team" that includes McCabe, Strzok, Page, Clapper, Brennan. . . ?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (bDqIh)

282
Ask yourself how confident Trump has to be about the outcome of all this that he'd actually do that.

He knows he's holding all the high cards.

Yeah, you've gotta look at Trump through all this-- he never is surprised by anything, worried by anything. He's probably better informed than any of the other players.

Follow Trump's lead, he knows what's in play.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

283 BB:
Millennial Wishes There Were Some Historical Examples Of Socialism We Could Study To Have Some Idea How It Might Turn Out

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (r+sAi)

284 I love seeing Willow here and sincerely hope it is the real Willow that really really is the real Willow \ etc

Posted by: Caliban at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (QE8X6)

285 guildenstern and rosencrantz did it. Why is everyone afraid to say it?

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (Bf3hj)

286 Trump, 'and then this happened'.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (Kuoid)

287 PDJT is romping and stomping tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (BiNEL)

288 Like a Boss...he's pissed and at the same time seems energized.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (KSBDE)

289 I've watched almost every rally PDT has held, but I've never seen him like this.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (sGotD)

290
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2019 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

this is my view also

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (G546f)

291 Is Trump doing a rally tonight? Where are you guys seeing him?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (JoUsr)

292 PDJT is in good mood.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)

293 Kneel before Zaid

Posted by: Famous Last Words of Mark Zaid at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (F6tBH)

294 Your eyes say No, No, No!

But your lips say, Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (q1Pj5)

295 PDJT is romping and stomping tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (BiNEL)
---
Donald Mountain Dew Comanche Trump!

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (YOhRS)

296 I love seeing Willow here and sincerely hope it is the real Willow

Check her for a bong. If she smells like cronic? She's authentic.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (SENHs)

297
Willow back?

Nice.

Word up, girl?!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (FmhK2)

298 Please President Trump start calling her Fauxcahontas. She's a fake Indian.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (wiXsO)

299 Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 09:08 PM (q1Pj5)

LOL

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (xxzQd)

300 >>Ask yourself how confident Trump has to be about the outcome of all this that he'd actually do that.

>>He knows he's holding all the high cards.

So like a plan then?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (ZLI7S)

301 Yeah, The Bee is pretty snarky. Like a clever 14 year old versus a stodgy, not-too-swift teacher.

I think I may have seen this movie once or a couple hundred times.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (LGlN2)

302 257

I am convinced we are being graced with the real willow tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (BiNEL)

303 He knows he's holding all the high cards.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (WHVt7)
~~~~~

Yep!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (sGotD)

304
Come sit in your cell
alone

Consider your neck
part of the furniture

We've taken to you
so strong

It's clear Ep-
stein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Hands does Andrew Lloyd Weber at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (786Ro)

305 That was a LOL for me.

Posted by: Axeman

I always thought the Babylon Bee could get its best stuff from the Hordes comment - five times a night my wife comes into my office and asks what I am laughing at - its always something here - this place is THE BEST!

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 09:09 PM (32YRo)

306 Great idea runner. We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (dgt0l)

They would never find the killers, but the cartels would quickly find themselves under new bosses.

Posted by: cool breeze at November 06, 2019 09:10 PM (UGKMd)

307 The "Bumpy Part" on that Glock assault rifle is called a bump stock and makes these machine guns even deadlier!!! THEY SHOULD BE BANNED!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 06, 2019 09:10 PM (bFW7j)

308 Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 09:10 PM (dUJdY)

309
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? (Epstein)

Right on

You see this cat Epstein is a bad mother (Shut your mouth)

But I'm talkin' about Epstein didn't kill himself (Then we can dig it)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 09:10 PM (wS0oC)

310
Were you thinking of maybe an all-star team, a sort of "dream team" that includes McCabe, Strzok, Page, Clapper, Brennan. . . ?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (bDqIh)

Wouldn't that be a nice Christmas gift? Would make my year.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 09:10 PM (dgt0l)

311 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNK2sHESoTM

RSBN feed

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:10 PM (BiNEL)

312 reposted for the lady

@128
https://tinyurl.com/y3hzqjfj

TRUMP RALLY

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:10 PM (SENHs)

313 I'll bet the Horde could come up with some awesome Bee headlines and articles.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (JoUsr)

314 Yud just for a bit. Thought I should check in.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (Kuoid)

315 >>> 202 Posted by: runner

Great idea runner. We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:58 PM (dgt0l)

"...and don't come back until the whole thing is cleaned up!!"

>>> 259 We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.

So you are advocating cartel vs cartel violence since the CIA and FBI have a working relationship with the Sinaloa cartel
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 06, 2019 09:04 PM (lD3vL)

Hmm... so kinda like Iran vs Iraq?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (0ReGO)

316 name checks ANTIFA

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (SENHs)

317 Were you thinking of maybe an all-star team, a sort of "dream team" that includes McCabe, Strzok, Page, Clapper, Brennan. . . ?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (bDqIh)
---
I'm getting ideas from Suicide Squad...

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (YOhRS)

318 Thanks for the links! Will tune in...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (JoUsr)

319 I'm going to turn the Netflix docu off - it's pissing me off

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (G546f)

320 Hmm... so kinda like Iran vs Iraq?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (0ReGO)

I was thinking like Mossad and the nazis.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

321

Mama Zaid there'll be days like this
There'll be days like this, my mama Zaid

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (aKsyK)

322 Straight up triggering bitches

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (SENHs)

323 Regarding the latest Terminator movie, I am trying to figure out where androgynous thing came from without having to watch the movie.

I am going to go out on a limb and assume it is from the future.

Posted by: DC at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (/TvO8)

324 Mikey. Jack stole the bong.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (Kuoid)

325 Please, please, please, let Trump say tonight that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (mU726)

326 Hi willow. Missed your face.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (uDh3k)

327 Thought I should check in.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (Kuoid)

Nice to see you again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

328 We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.

The Wall. Now More Than Ever!

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (OiC69)

329 Please, please, please, let Trump say tonight that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (mU726)

right ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

330 Mikey. Jack stole the bong.

Your JOB paper powers will pull you through.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:13 PM (SENHs)

331 I want to have the Babylon Bees baby

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2019 09:13 PM (ZfRYq)

332
Anyone seen The Boys on Amazon? Is it worthwhile? Is it annoying lib shit?
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:07 PM (xxzQd)

Worth it. Delightfully subversive and definitely NOT PC.

The Aquaman guy has the funniest scenes. I swear, the jailbreak in the van scene just HAD to have been written by a Moron. Frickin' hilarious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2019 09:13 PM (nJBeS)

333 diversity is NOT our strength

it's a tactic of destruction of the commonweath

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 09:13 PM (xIKXj)

334 Maudlin. Ty

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (Kuoid)

335 Goal!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)

336
🎶 My mind's tellin' me no, but the Clintons...

the Clintons' tellin' me YES

Baby, I don't wanna hurt nobody

But there is something that I must confess (to you)

Epstein didn't kill himself 🎶

Posted by: murdeR Kelly at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (FmhK2)

337 good people share the bong. what the hell?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (KP5rU)

338 My favorite thing about Trump is he knows how to needle them. I don't mean the stuff that you think needles them. There's some obvious lines that appear designed to piss off the Left and I don't mean those. They can stomach those. Those lines are actually for us.

But it's other stuff he sticks in as these little "asides" that sounds totally unimportant or off the cuff.

There are people on the Left who have to watch every word he says for various reasons. Waiting for a screwup, or seeing what he's up to.

And he knows exactly how to boil their blood.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (xxzQd)

339 [I want to have the Babylon Bees baby
Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2019 09:13 PM (ZfRYq)

I want to command a swarm of tiny angry baby bees.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)

340 Stupid phone

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (Kuoid)

341 > So like a plan then?

Actually, no.

More like taking advantage of a dynamic situation. There was never "a plan."

That being said, PDT knows how to play the field. That is not necessarily a "plan."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2019 09:15 PM (3H9h1)

342 49 @RepLeeZeldin

This "evidence" would be thrown out of court so quickly for all of
the right reasons. Here Taylor concedes to me that his ONLY substantive
claim from his opening statement referencing Biden not only isn't first
hand...it's not even second hand

https://tinyurl.com/yxbnbt56

Posted by: Tami

Yeah the big breaking snooze about Taylor was he thought that's what he believes happened. No actually evidence to support what he said just that's what he thought might of could have happened.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
--------
Now, we're not ones to go round spreadin' rumors
Why really, we're just not the gossipy kind!
Oh, you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip!

So you'd better be sure and listen close the first time.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 06, 2019 09:15 PM (+ldAm)

343 Avenatti 2: The Zaidening

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 09:15 PM (oVJmc)

344 I'd like to see Trump do a whole section on "Eric Salmonella".

And, yes, just exactly that spelling and pronunciation.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 09:15 PM (YOhRS)

345 They would never find the killers, but the cartels would quickly find themselves under new bosses.
Posted by: cool breeze at November 06, 2019 09:10 PM (UGKMd)

Here comes da new boss, same as da old boss

Posted by: Peter Townshend at November 06, 2019 09:15 PM (V2Yro)

346 Tries again. Muad'lib. Ty

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:16 PM (Kuoid)

347 The Boys is a good show
plus it has Karl Urban

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:16 PM (G546f)

348 Hiya

Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2019 09:16 PM (9HQoP)

349 That lovely lady has what you might call in the locker room "blow job lips". I mean she puts Shep Smith to shame. Mercy.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:16 PM (xxzQd)

350 >>Actually, no.

>>More like taking advantage of a dynamic situation. There was never "a plan."

Uh huh.

Trump is just super lucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

351
Yud just for a bit. Thought I should check in.
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:11 PM (Kuoid)

-----

Well, cool. Good to see you back in the cut...

Don't be a stranger

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (FmhK2)

352 23 Regarding the latest Terminator movie, I am trying to figure out where androgynous thing came from without having to watch the movie.

I am going to go out on a limb and assume it is from the future.
Posted by: DC at November 06, 2019 09:12 PM (/TvO

Even more frightening - It's from Berkeley!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (V2Yro)

353 I love Karl Urban. I'm just tired of the smearing anti-American lefty pablum. If you guys like it, I'll give it a go.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (xxzQd)

354 Babylon Bee's assault rifle diagram is spot on, except the Ben Shapiro soundboard. Trump tweet board would be nice.

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (786Ro)

355 Some-BODY once told me
the world is gonna roll me
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: ptschett at November 06, 2019 09:18 PM (zB+vL)

356 Goliath season 3 sucks @ss though

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:18 PM (G546f)

357 Bees? You said bees? With stingers this long?

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=6jisNh8jP_g

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 09:18 PM (/sgva)

358 Kiss-good-bye Jeffrey
In the cell blocks.
When the shifts change,
The jail house rocks.

When the neck breaks,
The hyoid will fall.
And down will come Jeffrey,
And no Clintons fall.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 09:18 PM (WqPYg)

359 I've been wasting time looking at Tweets of ppl who started tweeting #coup in 2017. Obviously, these folks are rabid NT. And guess who one retweets: Rick Wilson. LOL I hadn't seen one of his tweets in years. There also seems to be a mindset that any of the current d's can beat PT bc they bl the polls that show PT losing by 10+ to 30 points.

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 09:18 PM (ZZDMQ)

360 Good one:

https://tinyurl.com/y2dhlhye

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 09:19 PM (r+sAi)

361 Hi ALH!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 09:19 PM (sGotD)

362 We should send the entire CIA and FBI down to mexico to find the killers.

Nah. Send them to the Epstein's Abandoned Pedo Island without their phones/computers and never go back for them.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 09:19 PM (HNyOC)

363 I am going to go out on a limb and assume it is from the future.

Posted by: DC at November 06,

Pitch meeting, save yourself the cost of a ticket.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 06, 2019 09:19 PM (LOq4H)

364 353 I love Karl Urban. I'm just tired of the smearing anti-American lefty pablum. If you guys like it, I'll give it a go.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (xxzQd)

It has some decent moments. It just hits me wrong on several counts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (2B9A/)

365 Why did Linda Hamilton have to be in that poop show?

All good things must be ruined.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (tH5fk)

366 Trump nailing down local issues. Hitting car insurance.

He fights and
He learns.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (SENHs)

367 It has some decent moments. It just hits me wrong on several counts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (2B9A/)

Go on.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (xxzQd)

368 Many on the left love to think of themselves as Big, Bad, Fancy, Schmancy Wordsmiths who use language to Perfection.

Trump's speaking style drives them absolutely batshit crazy up the wall.

I love it.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (mU726)

369 Early one eveningThe cameras shut downWhile I was lying in bedWondering if I'd make it throughOr if in the morning I'd be dead
Strangled till I'm bluuuuuuue

Posted by: Flatville Bill at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (k3WO2)

370 in Mexico - first, declare the cartels terrorist organizations, important. Trump's already talked about the idea.

next, need to develop intelligence, quietly, just like we did with Al Baghdaddi. Then, missiles on cars, very targeted. No prisoners, no trials. A whole lot of Mexicans will be butthurt, but too bad - it will just demonstrate who's on the payroll. (on both sides of the border)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (V2Yro)

371 There also seems to be a mindset that any of the current d's can beat PT
bc they bl the polls that show PT losing by 10+ to 30 points.

Wishcasting. If they say it enough, it will make it happen.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (HNyOC)

372 diversity is NOT our strength

it's a tactic of destruction of the commonwealth

Posted by: booknlass
________

The most insidious tactic of destruction is changing the definition of every word in the language.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (bFW7j)

373 Trump is just super lucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Imagine what it would be like if he knew what he was doing!

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

374 Letterkenny has some of the fastest smartest funniest dialogue I've ever heard.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (Zvj7s)

375 the fbi and cia can't find their ass with either hand. how in the hell are they going to clean up a mexican drug cartel? they would fuck up a one car funeral.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (KP5rU)

376 Carnival Row is a big disappointment - pro immigrant British pap, colonizers baaad

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (G546f)

377 I wonder where all Epstein s.. CDs Info books.ledgers are now.middle of the ocean?.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (Kuoid)

378 POTUS may be seeing the just end of all of enemies in the close distance

YAY!

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (xIKXj)

379 Am I the only one to notice the crowd behind PDT tonight is not very enthusiastic? The second row behind him is all black men. They have not clapped, opened their mouths, or even smiled. Seems strange. Wonder if it's some kind of protest.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (uHfBz)

380 You got a problem and you want him gone

But you ain't got the guts

Extortion naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive ya nuts

Pick up the phone

Leave him alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee

I'm happy to be

Your back door Grams.

Posted by: HC/DC at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (1CjJc)

381 Carnival Row is a big disappointment - pro immigrant British pap, colonizers baaad
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (G546f)

oh...started it recently ...that bad, huh ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

382 Tom Servo: the problem is that the risk of hitting some MX civilian is high. The risk of some cartellero murdering an infant and dragging them into the strike zone is even higher, and then renting a mob of weeping cartel fake civilians - including the women and children.

Ask an Israeli. He'll tell you how the game is played in the Near East.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 09:23 PM (ykYG2)

383 Trump is just super lucky.

Perhaps. Time will tell, no?

Yet the plan some subscribe to has gone through some significant... permutations.

In my opinion negating "the plan."

I'm well aware of DC games. I lived there for a quarter decade. Been in Federal service for 32 years.

Jack, I don't disagree with you in principle. Luck has nothing to do with this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2019 09:23 PM (3H9h1)

384 The most insidious tactic of destruction is changing the definition of every word in the language.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (bFW7j)
---
And that--mainly that--is beginning to annoy the hell out of me.

If you look at a sentence of standard anti-Trump rhetoric these days, it's hard to tell how you would get that back to English.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 09:23 PM (YOhRS)

385 Yeah they look like they're protesting. Get 'em out.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:24 PM (xxzQd)

386 I saw Bernie and the Gulags open for Jethro Tull at the Springfield Civic Center in 1977. Great show, if you like that sort of thing.

Posted by: Zeks 'n Kulaks at November 06, 2019 09:24 PM (DJCX7)

387 Am I the only one to notice the crowd behind PDT tonight is not very enthusiastic?

Their MAGA hats have only killed twice tonight. They need to feast again soon.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:24 PM (SENHs)

388 oh...started it recently ...that bad, huh ?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

maybe I was just in a bad mood but I didn't like it at all, strang coz that's my favorite genre
plus cinematography is very dark

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:24 PM (G546f)

389 373 Trump is just super lucky.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Imagine what it would be like if he knew what he was doing!
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

I think it was Napoleon who famously said that, given the choice between a brilliant general and a lucky one, he'd take the lucky general every time.

(of course Napoleon knew far better than most that winners create their own luck)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 09:24 PM (V2Yro)

390 The most insidious tactic of destruction is changing the definition of every word in the language.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (bFW7j)

The worst thing that can happen is for the serfs to have a common language, next thing you know, they start talking to each other and understanding each other, and then the oligarch's grasp is threatened!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:25 PM (BiNEL)

391 I've got to go home

[But baby you'll freeze out there]

Say, will you lend me your coat

[It's up to your knees out there]

You know you've really been grand

[I'm thrilled when you touch my hand]

But don't you see

Epstein didn't kill himself

Baby, it's cold outside!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 09:25 PM (q1Pj5)

392 383 Trump is just super lucky.

Perhaps. Time will tell, no?

Yet the plan some subscribe to has gone through some significant... permutations.

In my opinion negating "the plan."

I'm well aware of DC games. I lived there for a quarter decade. Been in Federal service for 32 years.

Jack, I don't disagree with you in principle. Luck has nothing to do with this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
---------
I think you might have missed the sarc part of Jack's post.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 06, 2019 09:25 PM (+ldAm)

393 Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (uHfBz)

"Your search - site:minx.cc uHfBz - did not match any documents."

Hello fellow ace poster! It is good to be posting here at the Jack Of Diamonds!

Posted by: Lurking NotATroll Hector DahlandMeier Greg at November 06, 2019 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

394 Hearing this guy talk I'm having Homer Stokes flashbacks.

I'm waitin' for the midget.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 09:25 PM (oVJmc)

395 Hearing this guy talk I'm having Homer Stokes flashbacks.

I'm waitin' for the midget.

With a broom.

"Cleaning up the government for The Little Man!!"

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:27 PM (SENHs)

396 My gosh this guy doesn't speak well.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

397 Rispone wasn't supposed to win the nomination and shouldn't have. He went full negative on the other Rep and squeaked out the primary.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:27 PM (TLxpZ)

398 If you look at a sentence of standard anti-Trump rhetoric these days, it's hard to tell how you would get that back to English.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 09:23 PM (YOhRS)

I've got a few ideas on the topic.

Posted by: Confucius at November 06, 2019 09:27 PM (V2Yro)

399 Go on.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:20 PM (xxzQd)

Lot of sexual shit in it. Rape, sexual social pressure, etc. Never a fan when it is used in any story, not a fan here.

It also has the feel of a need to 'deconstruct superheros' which is fine as far as it goes, but then you are also deconstructing actual heroism.

Also some stuff thrown at mega church Christianity, which also slops over.

There is good stuff there. Karl Urban does a good job. There are some funny moments. Just very mixed bag for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (2B9A/)

400 My gosh this guy doesn't speak well.

No.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (oVJmc)

401 396 My gosh this guy doesn't speak well.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

You must not have spent much time in Loosianna.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (AMIL/)

402 i called a customer in CA today, from downstate IL

she answered in Spanish, and I listened. when she stopped talking, I asked, "Do you speak English?"

she said Yes. So I just started talking to her in English

it felt like a victory.

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (xIKXj)

403 Mom, it looked wokey to me, so I skipped it.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (nRWPy)

404 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:27 PM (TLxpZ)

It's Louisiana, and you go to war with the candidates you have, not the ones you want!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:29 PM (BiNEL)

405 Louisiana's going to be tough to swing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 09:29 PM (xSo9G)

406 and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 09:29 PM (xIKXj)

407 Hello fellow ace poster! It is good to be posting here at the Jack Of Diamonds!
Posted by: Lurking NotATroll Hector DahlandMeier Greg at November 06, 2019 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

Almost Yuman has posted here before. Seems to be perfectly OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 09:29 PM (/sgva)

408 GRAB DAT ALLIGATAH BY DA HAID

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:29 PM (SENHs)

409 My gosh this guy doesn't speak well.

He speaks fine, you aren't listening well.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2019 09:29 PM (nRWPy)

410 Epstein clearly killed himself, conspiracy nuts.

Posted by: People Who Can't Use Words at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (YOhRS)

411 re The Boys - "Also some stuff thrown at mega church Christianity, which also slops over."

That is when I stopped watching.

LOLTELEVANGELISTS, AMIRITE?? stopped being funny in 1990.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (ykYG2)

412 I love Sen. Kennedy.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (sGotD)

413 Think I'll Head out to lay down and read a bit. Peace and love.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (rvdTR)

414 https://tinyurl.com/y3epdujd

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (r+sAi)

415 sweet pipe dreams , willow lady

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (SENHs)

416 Firehorse, thank you so much for not commenting on my mispelling of commonwealth

you're so nice.

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 09:31 PM (xIKXj)

417 Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (rvdTR)

willow, Take care!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:31 PM (BiNEL)

418 Think I'll Head out to lay down and read a bit. Peace and love.
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (rvdTR)

Night, Willow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 09:31 PM (/sgva)

419 "It must suck to be that dumb!"

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:31 PM (mU726)

420 https://tinyurl.com/y3epdujd
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 09:30 PM (r+sAi)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 09:32 PM (/sgva)

421 AOP, point taken, I just hadn't seen that nic before.
AlmostYuman, apologies. We've had an Eeyore outbreak lately.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 09:32 PM (ykYG2)

422 My parents were from down 'round there. My dad adapted, my mom not so much. I never heard Clinton's accent, I do hear Trump's. But it's all what you're used to.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2019 09:32 PM (nRWPy)

423 yeah in The Boys the mega Church turns out (spoiler) to be run by a scammer, pretty much in line with how all the big institutions are all corrupt

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:32 PM (G546f)

424 Something funny?

Remember the seven year old boy that the mom insisted wanted to be a girl?

Yeh.....about that.

(From Zip)

https://bit.ly/2JUG5Aw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 09:32 PM (cqNba)

425 Thank you, AOP. I have been a lurker forever. Have no idea about that troll.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2019 09:32 PM (uHfBz)

426 wudda gonnah get down deah inna Loosiana swamp cone tree, yeah

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:32 PM (SENHs)

427 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (2B9A/)

Yeah I hate the sex shit especially when it's around kids. Left is doing that a lot these days. No idea if there are any kids in this. Throw in the anti-church and heroism stuff and it sounds like a hard pass.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (xxzQd)

428 405
Louisiana's going to be tough to swing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 09:29 PM (xSo9G)

No it won't. The incumbent Dem (John Bell Edwards) won four years ago by running on lowering taxes then raised them about a month after being sworn in. Then he lied about needing to raise them again, threatening to cancel the LSU football program and close down all the old folks homes if the legislature didn't pass his increase. Now the state has a surplus so that tax increase wasn't even necessary and everyone knows it.
He's so desperate he had a black New Orleans councilman crony record and run the most vile racist ad I have ever heard over the weekend that is now backfiring spectacularly. It clearly said that everyone who voted for Trump hates black people. The state went for Trump by like 30 points.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (TLxpZ)

429 Those guys in the second row make me nervous for some reason.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (dgt0l)

430
All his terrible crimes aside, the Ignition remix by R. Kelly was DOPE.

Still one of my sexytime jams.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (FmhK2)

431 "It must suck to be that dumb!"

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:31 PM (mU726)

It would have been so nice to see that kind of direct speech in recent Virginia politics!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (BiNEL)

432 44 Jeff Sessions is running for his old seat

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (BqBId)

Southern church lady voice: "Well, bless his heart."

Posted by: Jane D'oh

He doesn't need to be awake to be a Senator.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (7Ocer)

433 403 Mom, it looked wokey to me, so I skipped it.
Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (nRWPy)

the Boys or Carnival Row?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (G546f)

434 Remember the seven year old boy that the mom insisted wanted to be a girl?

Thank goodness that case is straightening out. God help that little boy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 09:34 PM (oVJmc)

435 Those guys in the second row make me nervous for some reason.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (dgt0l)

What feed, they don't show up on the rsbn feed?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

436 Now the valley cried in anger

Mount your horses, draw your sword

And they killed the mountain people

So they won their just reward

Now they stood beside the treasure

On the mountain dark and red

Turn the stone and writ beneath it

'Epstein didn't kill himself'

Was all it said.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 09:34 PM (q1Pj5)

437 maybe I was just in a bad mood but I didn't like it at all, strang coz that's my favorite genre
plus cinematography is very dark
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:24 PM (G546f)

I see. I just started, but if it annoys me I will quit. Watching "The Bureau". French series. I am enthralled.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)

438 thanks, VIA
Good for the cute kid.

Fcuk that reality-warping, pervert judge.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:35 PM (SENHs)

439 @424.. wow.. not that I'm shocked but you have to wonder what hell his mother is putting him through. Those kids needs to be taken away from her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

440 63 Does anybody remember where "the thing that goes up" came from?
Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (SENHs)

Renowned firearms expert Carolyn McCarthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 09:36 PM (F0ei9)

441 No problem, BtH. I don't post often. I'm always 200 comments behind.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2019 09:36 PM (uHfBz)

442 Odd how DJT maintains his NY dialect without slipping into the local patois... as in "ah aint no ways tahred..."

Posted by: BluesFish at November 06, 2019 09:36 PM (WQZ1O)

443 cspan. Not a smile, one guy crackin his gum constantly.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 09:36 PM (dgt0l)

444 >>Jack, I don't disagree with you in principle. Luck has nothing to do with this.

Mike Pompeo rehired Bill Taylor in June. Rehired. He was a well known Obama and Soros drone working for years in Ukraine.

Trump has known since at least January of 2017 that Ukraine was the source of the Russia collusion hoax.

Trump's call with Zelensky was on July 25th.

Trump is either the dumbest fucker in history or something else is going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

445 429 Immfidel-
No Shit, was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 06, 2019 09:37 PM (bttOm)

446 63 Does anybody remember where "the thing that goes up" came from?
Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (SENHs)

Renowned firearms expert Carolyn McCarthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

Which is ironic, because she only became a Congresscritter after her husband was killed in the LIRR shoting in 1993.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 09:37 PM (F0ei9)

447 371 Wishcasting. If they say it enough, it will make it happen.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (HNyOC)

It took a lot of personal constraint not to reply w an LOL, and, even though I think it will be tight w massive vote fraud and a wet noodle GOPe getting in the way, I think he will overwhelm in the red states and snag a win in the purple ones.

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 09:37 PM (ZZDMQ)

448 Posted by: Darrell Harris

@ 56

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:37 PM (SENHs)

449 441 No problem, BtH. I don't post often. I'm always 200 comments behind.
Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2019 09:36 PM (uHfBz)

Where were you on the night that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 09:38 PM (1CjJc)

450 Sen. John Kennedy just now said, about Nancy Palsi at Trump's rally:

"It must suck to be that dumb".

Beautiful!

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 06, 2019 09:38 PM (377Zs)

451 The state went for Trump by like 30 points.

==

That's it ! I am moving to Louisiana.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)

452 DUCK DYNASTY

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:39 PM (SENHs)

453 i wonder if Trevor Noah will end up dead now, since he asked the horrible Hag if she killed Epsteeeeen

she cackled

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 09:39 PM (xIKXj)

454 PHIL JUST TALKED TO PDT

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:39 PM (SENHs)

455 Has there been any speculation as to when Twitter will start to ban people who post that Epstein didn't kill himself?

It might been the next learn to code comment

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2019 09:39 PM (0TbLI)

456 switched to some vampire show called Immortals
I think it's Turkish

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:40 PM (G546f)

457 That's it ! I am moving to Louisiana.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)

I loved LA. I'd move back from PNW in a heartbeat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 09:40 PM (1CjJc)

458 453; beware the cackle. bitch is gonna suicide yo ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 09:41 PM (KP5rU)

459 443 see what you mean, weird

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:41 PM (BiNEL)

460 #epsteindidnotkillhimself

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:41 PM (mU726)

461 There's more evidence supporting the theory that Epstein was murdered than there ever was for Russian collusion or Ukrainian whatever-they're-calling it. But the Epsteiners are the crazy ones.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 09:41 PM (H5knJ)

462 cackle went the cankle

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:41 PM (G546f)

463 The state went for Trump by like 30 points.

==

That's it ! I am moving to Louisiana.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)

------

Every county in OK outside Tulsa went for Trump. The Big Dog beat Thundershart's sorry as by 36.4% statewide.

I can't stand the boring landscape or disgusting weather, but OK is lookin' kinda good right now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 09:42 PM (FmhK2)

464 Right here, flounder. And we all know Epstein didn't kill himself. Never happened. And I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice the strange men in the blue coveralls. Looks like that anyway.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2019 09:42 PM (uHfBz)

465 The comments on vip signup were brutal at hot air. I cant imagine more than 5 people signing up. All so family members.

Posted by: Hotgas at November 06, 2019 09:43 PM (/CkqQ)

466 If there is one thing that makes me want to go postal is foreign celebrities in our Country that spout their Anti American - Lefty Talking points. Trevor Noah is one example.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 09:43 PM (2DOZq)

467 Those guys in blue uniforms behind Trump union guys or something?

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:44 PM (mU726)

468 is there a screencap of the guys behind Trump who are not smiling?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:45 PM (G546f)

469 He doesn't need to be awake to be a Senator.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 06, 2019 09:33 PM (7Ocer)

Did you know that you can watch episodes of Matlock on "DVD"?

Posted by: Sleepy Jeff at November 06, 2019 09:45 PM (2N7oZ)

470 Or security?

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:45 PM (mU726)

471 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 09:42 PM (FmhK2)

Unless they release the pharmacist convicted of capital murder , Oklahoma is on my shit list for the duration.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 09:46 PM (2DOZq)

472 Deadly menace of Sanctuary cities

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:46 PM (SENHs)

473 373
Trump is just super lucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Imagine what it would be like if he knew what he was doing!

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

It's really odd that he seems to have the counter ready as soon as the original attack comes in. /s

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 09:46 PM (LGlN2)

474 After Brian told us last night that John Bel Edwards proposed cancelling the LSU FOOTBALL program, I can't imagine how he wasn't thrown out of office earlier.

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 09:47 PM (ZZDMQ)

475 Why do I keep thinking Kelly Pickler did a tune 'My Red High Beams'?

Posted by: BluesFish at November 06, 2019 09:47 PM (WQZ1O)

476 My broker is EF Hutton, and EF Hutton says "Epstein didnt kill himself!"

Posted by: Rex B at November 06, 2019 09:47 PM (TQjLh)

477 i was in oklahoma for a month, one day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

478 davidt, I doubt it. The girl in red was giving then the side eye a while ago. If I had to guess, I would say some sort of gang initiation. But, I'm cynical that way.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 09:47 PM (dgt0l)

479 And I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice the strange men in the blue coveralls. Looks like that anyway.
Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2019 09:42 PM (uHfBz)
~~~~~

It's just creepy. What the heck is going on?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 09:48 PM (sGotD)

480 @466

Actually the foreigner that I would love to nut punch is the Aussie desuchebag Jim Jeffries.

Probably on of the most repugnant c-nts out there vomiting his stupidities.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 06, 2019 09:48 PM (fxd4F)

481 ironic that we're all talking about epstein here, and the mention of AG Sessions gets snark still.

who do you think reopened the epstein case? and made child trafficking a priority for investigation and arrest?

i'd say Sessions.

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 09:48 PM (xIKXj)

482 Babylon bee is on our side?

Posted by: Ugh at November 06, 2019 09:49 PM (O9Ymu)

483 every child is a

Sacred
Gift

From God

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:49 PM (SENHs)

484 oh nvm see them ob the foxnews stream

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:49 PM (G546f)

485 The lights are on,
But you're not home
Your mind is not your own
But you're gonna have to face it,
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2019 09:49 PM (qAR6u)

486 I loved LA. I'd move back from PNW in a heartbeat.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 09:40 PM (1CjJc)

I remember it fondly. Great, great time, I had there.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)

487 Hey! I was going to say.....

nah....

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 06, 2019 09:50 PM (kFkpX)

488 Why do I keep thinking Kelly Pickler did a tune 'My Red High Beams'?

Kelly won 2 daytime Emmys for her Hallmark tv show.

Good on you, Calamari Kelly!!

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:50 PM (SENHs)

489 Are these creepsters a possible threat to our president?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 09:50 PM (myjNJ)

490 Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 09:48 PM (xIKXj)

Not that it wasn't important, but that was low hanging fruit and trafficking had been a DOJ priority before Sessions got there.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 09:51 PM (2DOZq)

491 Well I'm runnin' down the road
trying to loosen my load
I got seven women on my mind
Four that want to own me
Two that want to stone me
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 09:51 PM (Ndje9)

492 who was the Genius that put those 4 turds behind PDT?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 09:51 PM (BqBId)

493 I think the guys behind Trump are roughnecks.

Em boys is TOUGH.

Not given to public happy-clappy shit.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:52 PM (SENHs)

494 444>

Yes, I agree.

A potential effort to flesh out infiltrators? Hell, that'd take years.

A pertinent question is "who is suggesting these people to fill these slots?" The White House is infested with Obama holdovers that the Trump admin can't seem to get rid of. WTF. Is this by design? If so, ahem.... well played, but y'all are up against the clock.

I expect more diligence from Pompeo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2019 09:52 PM (3H9h1)

495 I loved LA. I'd move back from PNW in a heartbeat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 09:40 PM (1CjJc)

To be honest the only reason I'm still here is because its dirt cheap and I can't think of a better place to be when the shooting starts.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:52 PM (TLxpZ)

496 Blue jumpsuit guys are awful. Get those fools out of the screen

Posted by: Ugh at November 06, 2019 09:53 PM (O9Ymu)

497 I can't get my mind around the fact that the lefties who hated Bush and Cheney and their endless wars--"No Blood for Oil!!!--now all hate the peace-loving, bridge-building, war-ending Trump.

Just like the NeverTrumpers/NeoCons who pushed for those wars.

Strange Bedfellows indeed.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 09:53 PM (o1fzk)

498 493
I think the guys behind Trump are roughnecks.

Em boys is TOUGH.

Not given to public happy-clappy shit.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:52 PM (SENHs)

This is probably it.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:53 PM (mU726)

499 Every county in OK outside Tulsa went for Trump. The Big Dog beat Thundershart's sorry as by 36.4% statewide.

I can't stand the boring landscape or disgusting weather, but OK is lookin' kinda good right now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 09:42 PM (FmhK2)

LA, well, New Orleans, is more interesting than anything in OK. Just saying.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)

500 "Peruvia"
"I feel emboldened"
"Epstein didn't kill himself"

No joke is too dumb to be repeated 500,000 times here. God damn.

Posted by: MEAT POLES at November 06, 2019 09:53 PM (S288O)

501 Schrodinger's cat was named "Epstein".

Posted by: klaftern at November 06, 2019 09:53 PM (RuIsu)

502
@ 56
Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:37 PM (SENHs)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 09:53 PM (F0ei9)

503 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:52 PM (TLxpZ

To be fair, you're in NO which just happens to be located in Louisiana.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

504 Let me take you down to
Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And Epstein never hung himself....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 09:54 PM (o1fzk)

505 489 Are these creepsters a possible threat to our president?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 09:50 PM (myjNJ)

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Because they're not jumping around and screaming?

They seem fine to me.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 09:54 PM (RU4sa)

506 480 @466

Actually the foreigner that I would love to nut punch is the Aussie desuchebag Jim Jeffries.

Probably on of the most repugnant c-nts out there vomiting his stupidities.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 06, 2019 09:48 PM (fxd4F)

And here I am, finding no foreigners I want to nut-punch. Mostly I figure they have enough to contend with, living in countries that are not the USA.

Oh, wait. Iran. Yeah, I would give a whole lot to have a chance to nut-punch every Mullah on their whole council or whatever they call it.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 09:55 PM (dOV9E)

507
@ 56
Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 09:37 PM (SENHs)

(stupid enter button)

Well, that's what I get for not reading the entire thread before I post.

Jeffrey Epstein (RIPBUH)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 09:55 PM (F0ei9)

508 To be honest the only reason I'm still here is because its dirt cheap and I can't think of a better place to be when the shooting starts.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:52 PM (TLxpZ)

I like New Orleans, but it's geography , DAMN ! Who the heck places such a nice city in a swam ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)

509 Maybe these men in blue were paid to show up and act this way.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2019 09:55 PM (uHfBz)

510 Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doing the town and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Know Epstein did not kill himself with his hand
And they shimmy... Sam is so skinny

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 09:56 PM (dOV9E)

511 assault rifle Bumpy Part can also be used to make shredded cheese for making sammiches after killing moose and squirrel.

Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 09:56 PM (ZqRa6)

512 When Trump said "in God we Trust", they actually nodded their heads.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 06, 2019 09:56 PM (KSBDE)

513 vampire show is cheesy
but now I know how to scream "help!" in Turkish
sounds like EEETAAA

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:56 PM (G546f)

514 If they're saboteurs, they're doing a shitty job.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 09:57 PM (RU4sa)

515 SMH
Not watching just questioning those who have said these guys were creepy.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 09:57 PM (myjNJ)

516 495 To be honest the only reason I'm still here is because its dirt cheap and I can't think of a better place to be when the shooting starts.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:52 PM (TLxpZ)

Dude. Eat something. You're in the best food place in the entire country.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 09:57 PM (dOV9E)

517 Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 09:55 PM (dOV9E)

We're talking foreign celebrities who have the privilege of living and working in the USA.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

518 First Epstein killed himself, then he didn't, then he did...

Posted by: Donovan at November 06, 2019 09:58 PM (mU726)

519 To be fair, you're in NO which just happens to be located in Louisiana.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

I'm about 25 miles from the city. Trust me, that kind of trouble isn't coming anywhere near where I live. This is the best SHTF retreat imaginable. Within a quarter mile of my front door is every manner of game, fish, vegetable you can think of. Just there waiting to be eaten.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:58 PM (TLxpZ)

520 Dude. Eat something. You're in the best food place in the entire country.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 09:57 PM (dOV9E)

One of ...but yes.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)

521 Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 09:58 PM (o1fzk)

522 I like New Orleans, but it's geography , DAMN ! Who the heck places such a nice city in a swam ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)

DC is also below sea level.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:59 PM (TLxpZ)

523 Rally over, a little shorter than usual.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 09:59 PM (mU726)

524 Been watching, and thinking, "wtf is the horde yammering about?"

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 09:59 PM (RU4sa)

525 Firehorse, thank you so much for not commenting on my mispelling of commonwealth

you're so nice.

Posted by: booknlass
________

I'll take the compliment (thank you) but I'm still not seeing a spelling error.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 06, 2019 09:59 PM (bFW7j)

526 517 We're talking foreign celebrities who have the privilege of living and working in the USA.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

Thank you. But it's hard to tell the Canadians, they're stealth. Wait, isn't Jim Carrey one? I pick him.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 09:59 PM (dOV9E)

527 vampire show is cheesy
but now I know how to scream "help!" in Turkish
sounds like EEETAAA
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:56 PM (G546f)

LOL!!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 09:59 PM (zr5Kq)

528 smh, me too. some cajuns are just stoic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:00 PM (KP5rU)

529 >>I expect more diligence from Pompeo.

Do you really think Trump didn't know what his closest cabinet appointee, the former CIA director who also knows everything, was doing?

You might want to consider that there really is a plan. It's a lot easier to understand than trying to figure out how Trump keeps making so many mistakes and still keeps not just winning but winning yuuuge against the left, the Never Trumpers and the media.

Nobody is this frigging lucky. Not even a billionaire first time politician.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:00 PM (ZLI7S)

530 I doubt that, Easy.

but we're a friendly bunch here

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:00 PM (xIKXj)

531
You know what's a good restaurant town? Louisville. Oddly enough. Not good for much else, but damn good food.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:00 PM (FmhK2)

532 Ziggy played guitar
Jamming good with Webb and Gilley
And the Spiders from MarsHe took it all too far
But boy Epstein didn't hang himself....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 10:01 PM (o1fzk)

533 vampire show is cheesy

but now I know how to scream "help!" in Turkish

sounds like EEETAAA

K-K-K-Kurd Kurd Kurd
Kurds know that word.

Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:01 PM (SENHs)

534 528 smh, me too. some cajuns are just stoic.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:00 PM (KP5rU)

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Guess smiling all the time is a thing for some people...

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 10:01 PM (RU4sa)

535 ont

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:02 PM (mU726)

536 Well I missed the majority of that rally. Was it good?

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 10:02 PM (cF8AT)

537 534; then they sure as hell would be pissed at me, smh.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:02 PM (KP5rU)

538 Just seemed odd. Maybe it really was 120 degrees in there. And most roughnecks are not pron to displays. Like I said, this world makes my cynical sometimes.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (dgt0l)

539 prone

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (dgt0l)

540 Firehorse, that's because when you quoted it, you supplied the missing 'l'

heh heh heh. I'm the lucky one

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (xIKXj)

541 DC is also below sea level.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 09:59 PM (TLxpZ

Many cities are, but not many are dependent of the mercy of pumping stations. Good new, Big Easy's flooding problems can be easily fixed.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (zr5Kq)

542 Guess smiling all the time is a thing for some people...
Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 10:01 PM (RU4sa)

I tend to be suspicious of people who DO smile all the time.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (myjNJ)

543 Ben Shapiro soundcard?

That's fuckin' OPTIONAL, or it better be. I want mine to play 99 Luft Balloons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (Z4rgH)

544 Back from watching Trump. Right Side broadcasting guy said Trump will do about 200 rallies like this in the next year, and they are gearing up to cover them all in toto. This is freaking incredible. He is going back to LA next week for another one on Thursday, making three in 45 days in that state. Wow.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:05 PM (md3fh)

545 Firehorse, thank you so much for not commenting on my mispelling of commonwealth
you're so nice.
Posted by: booknlass
________

I'll take the compliment (thank you) but I'm still not seeing a spelling error.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 06, 2019 09:59 PM (bFW7j)
~~~~~

Well, "mispelling" is misspelled.

(Sorry, booknlass, couldn't help myself.)

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 10:05 PM (sGotD)

546 The guys behind Trump were hired to get some track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (2B9A/)

547 Nobody is this frigging lucky. Not even a billionaire first time politician.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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Ahem.

My first name is "Luck o' the"

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (sGotD)

548 And the next thing you know, you're waxing some fat guys private parts and cleaning up the shit in his yard from his 7 mastiffs. And God only knows what the kids are like.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 08:48 PM (HNyOC)

And the Ferrari in the driveway is missing its transmission.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (MwFQu)

549 >>My first name is "Luck o' the"

Damn Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (ZLI7S)

550 188 "Trump holds KAG Rally"

Still getting used to 'KAG'
Posted by: mikeyG-EDKH at November 06, 2019 08:56 PM (SENHs)

KAGA was scuttled at Midway after being hit by American dive and torpedo bombers.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (MwFQu)

551 No joke is too dumb to be repeated 500,000 times here. God damn.
Posted by: MEAT POLES at November 06, 2019 09:53 PM (S288O)
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No. The guy called MEAT POLES is far too dumb a joke to achieve any traction here.

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