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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/6/19)
Quote I
“Given the chance, they’ll slash food standards to US levels where ‘acceptable levels” of rat hairs in paprika and maggots in orange juice are allowed and they’ll put chlorinated chicken on our supermarket shelves."MP Jeremy Corbyn
Quote II
"The most important thing we’ve learned about coffee over the past 20 years is that there’s very little indication that it’s bad for you. If anything, there’s more evidence that it may be healthy to drink.” Edward Giovannucci
Quote III
There was a time when we were supposed to defer to our betters. There was a time when we were supposed to respect them. There was a time when we were supposed to not believe they would totally commit felonies. Yeah, that’s not a thing anymore. We’re not blind and we are not stupid. We see.Kurt Schlichter
You might not be able to hurry love. But you sure can a divorce. Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is now officially a single gal again.
DIVORCE, MINNESOTA STYLEWill she marry the white kafir she was bopping on the side? Or does she have another brother or cousin looking to immigrate?
Ilhan Omar only got around to marrying husband Ahmed Hirsi last year, but yesterday she she was legally divorced from him. She had been divorced from him earlier this year “in her faith tradition,” as she likes to say, when Hirsi discovered her affair with her consultant and fundraiser, Tim Mynett. Expertly working the tabloid angle, the Daily Mail originally reported the story of Omar’s affair this past July. Power Line originally reported the Islamic divorce here. Omar and Hirsi quickly agreed on the terms of their divorce and submitted the stipulation to the court. The Star Tribune takes it all at face value (including Omar’s past statement on her tangled marital history), although it does acknowledge issues about Omar’s marriage to Ahmed Nur Said Elmi in 2009. Elmi, I have concluded, is Omar’s brother. This is something of an open secret in Minneapolis’s Somali community. It is more open than secret.
Former Twitter employees and Saudi National are charged by DOJ.
LOS ANGELES — Federal prosecutors in San Francisco charged two former Twitter employees and a Saudi national with a plot to provide the Saudi government with information about Twitter users, including critics of the Saudi government. The complaint unsealed Wednesday detailed a coordinated effort by Saudi officials to recruit employees at the social media giant to look up the private data of thousands of Twitter accounts. Ali Alzabarah, 35, of Saudi Arabia, and Ahmad Abouammo, 41, of Seattle were Twitter employees. According to the complaint, between November 2014 and May 2015, Ahmed Almutairi, 30, of Saudi Arabia, and Saudi officials convinced the two men to use their employee credentials to access nonpublic information about the individuals behind certain Twitter accounts.
It's not my fault, I was working on a story.
A former editor at Vice Media blames a gonzo journalism culture at the youth-oriented media outlet for pushing him into an international cocaine smuggling ring that will now send him to prison. Yaroslav Pastukhov, 29, personally smuggled cocaine hidden in his luggage from Las Vegas to Australia and then recruited and arranged for young musicians, models and a former Vice intern to make similar trips while he was a high-profile music editor for Vice Canada, headquartered in Toronto. Best known under his pen name Slava Pastuk, he worked at Vice from 2014 until he was fired in 2016. Vice specialized in “immersionism,” where “its journalists are encouraged to become embedded within the cultures and with the people they are writing about,” Pastukhov’s lawyer, Dan Kirby, told court at Pastukhov’s sentencing hearing, Thursday.
A word used in every day conversations can no longer be used in business names. Backcountry.com is on the litigation warpath.
Last week, news broke that Backcountry is suing dozens of brands that use the word ‘backcountry’ in their name. And customers are outraged. The outdoor community banded together this week on social media to take on Backcountry. This came after news spread that the 23-year-old online retailer began suing smaller businesses for using the term “backcountry,” which the brand trademarked in 2018, according to The Colorado Sun. Backcountry hit several brands with either lawsuits or cease-and-desist orders, including Weston Backcountry, Marquette Backcountry Skis, and even Backcountry Babes — a women-focused avalanche safety course. Since The Sun broke the news last week, customers and even Backcountry faithful have swarmed Twitter to denounce the move. The hashtags #boycottbackcountry and #backcountryboycott return numerous angry tweets and even images of people ripping off Backcountry’s trademark goat sticker, which arrives with virtually every purchase. Some consumers chided the retailer for targeting cottage businesses that, in many instances, were too small to mount a significant legal defense.
The AoS Gun Thread this past Sunday covered the trials and tribulations of purchasing a handgun in New York. Besides the weather there is another reason to live Mojave County, Arizona.
Supervisors in Mojave County, Arizona unanimously voted on Monday to declare the county a “Second Amendment Sanctuary” in a public meeting that drew dozens of supporters (and little opposition) to the county commission chambers. The measure, proposed by the board Chairwoman Hildy Angius won’t change any laws in Mojave County, but she and other supporters hope it does send a message. “(The resolution) is nothing legally binding,” Angius reiterated at the meeting. “It’s a statement by a government entity about something we feel strongly about. It’s not a law or an ordinance – it’s a resolution of support. We have the support of the Sheriff, and if it ever gets to the point where the courts would have to get involved because of gun laws implemented by the feds or the state, we would step up and fight them.”
When Moron Nevergiveup gives up the US Military and wants to be a dentist who is appreciated. The NHL may be the place for him.
WHEN THE PUCK finally came to rest, it was almost entirely inside Craig MacDonald's mouth. It was Dec. 21, 2007, and with 1:51 left to play, the Tampa Bay Lightning winger, working in his own zone, stepped in front of an errant, elevated slap shot that instantly cleaved a grisly, bloody and impossibly wide swath of carnage through MacDonald's lips, gums and tongue before reducing nine of his teeth to dust. He spat out the 6 ounces of vulcanized frozen black rubber like it was a rotten MoonPie to reveal a fractured lower gum line and his half-cleaved tongue, hanging by a thread. Even in a sport synonymous with dental trauma, where the enduring image of hockey has long been the disturbing-but-endearing shot of Bobby Clarke's toothless grin reflected in the shiny silver of the Stanley Cup, MacDonald's injury was gruesome enough to earn an on-air attaboy from Don Cherry himself.
Last week Weirddave had a link to the worst cities in each state. The Manitowoc Minute took offense.
The problem with social altruism? The virtue signaling always comes at someone else's expense.
For the past 20 years, Tom Messina has run Tom's Diner, a popular 24-hour eatery in Denver, Colorado. After two decades behind the grill, Messina decided to hang up his apron and retire. "I'm a restaurateur who's worked his life flipping pancakes and selling eggs. I have a beautiful family I want to spend time with," says Messina, 60. Local developer Alberta Company offered to buy Tom's Diner for $4.8 million in order to redevelop the site into an apartment complex. Messina planned on pocketing the money and enjoying some quality time with his grandkids. It was shaping up to be a win-win deal until five local activists filed an application in June to declare Tom's Diner a historic landmark. They argued that the mid-century "Googie" architectural style of Messina's building—with its expansive glass windows and tilted roof—was an iconic part of Denver's landscape.
I'm not a viewer of Dancing With The Stars. But, I'm enjoying the weekly dance contest.
I’ve never watched Dancing With the Stars. I do, however, catch occasional, muted glimpses of the show Monday nights when it plays on the TVs at my gym, which means that every Monday night for the past eight weeks, I’ve glimpsed Sean Spicer looking vaguely ridiculous in some outrageous outfit, and every week I’m surprised to learn the man has managed to dance his way onto yet another episode. Apparently I’m not the only one who’s confused, and I’m in good company. New York Times dance critic Gia Kourlas is also baffled by Spicer’s continued presence on the show, airing her frustrations Tuesday after Spicer managed to survive yet another week, despite losing a dance-off to Kate Flannery, who was ultimately voted off. “Mr. Spicer’s staying power has little to do with his performances,” wrote Kourlas. “Over the past eight weeks, he has been the weakest dancer on the show. His low scores from the judges have borne that out.”
We've put up with your left wing lecturing long enough. LOLGF
“At the beginning of jury selection, U.S. District Court Judge Amy Berman Jackson, an Obama appointee who took a hard stand against Paul Manafort, said that she would not remove potential jurors solely on the basis that they work for the federal government or because of their views of Trump,” the Daily Caller reported. Judge Jackson rejected a request from defense lawyers Tuesday to remove a potential juror who dislikes President Trump and whose husband is a lawyer who worked on the Russia-Trump case.
Our federal government isn't a swamp. It's a f*cking sewer.
Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Thursday will reportedly be announcing his bid for his old U.S. Senate seat in Alabama, two sources close to the matter told the Daily Caller. Sessions has been considering the run for his old Alabama Senate seat, making phone calls discussing a potential campaign, according to October reports.
Walk away Jeff. Enjoy your family.
Well duh! Of course I'll love you in the morning!
New study reveals what most of us probably already know: People will say just about anything to get laid.
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — First impressions are important, especially when it comes to dating. We all want to be seen in the best light by a potential new romantic flame or sexual partner, but at what point does embellishment turn into an outright lie? If you’ve ever felt like your date or that mysterious stranger you met in the corner of the party isn’t being completely honest with you to better their chances for some bedroom action, a new set of research suggests you were probably right. When the possibility of a sexual or romantic encounter reveals itself, the study finds people are very likely to present themselves in a deceptive manner in order to appear as attractive as possible to their potential new mate. According to scientists from both the University of Rochester and the Interdisciplinary Center Herzliya in Israel, as our “sexual systems” are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.
Memo to Joe: If you are ever asked about the Obama Iran Deal, please don’t demand they release all 52 American hostages. They already did, forty years ago. Via American Mirror. Former vice president Joe Biden plans to revisit the “Paris Peace Accords” if elected president. That agreement ended the Vietnam War in 1973…. “I’m going to make sure we rejoin the Paris Peace Accord on day one and I’m going to announce within the first 100 days, those 173 nations are going to come and meet in Washington, D.C. to up the ante,” the 76-year-old career politician said to applause. Biden was undoubtedly referring to the Paris Climate Agreement, a United Nations scheme to control the global temperatures and force countries to reduce emissions in the name of fighting changes in the climate….
For police officers around the country, the genetic profiles that 20 million people have uploaded to consumer DNA sites represent a tantalizing resource that could be used to solve cases both new and cold. But for years, the vast majority of the data have been off limits to investigators. The two largest sites, Ancestry.com and 23andMe, have long pledged to keep their users’ genetic information private, and a smaller one, GEDmatch, severely restricted police access to its records this year. Last week, however, a Florida detective announced at a police convention that he had obtained a warrant to penetrate GEDmatch and search its full database of nearly one million users. Legal experts said that this appeared to be the first time a judge had approved such a warrant, and that the development could have profound implications for genetic privacy. “That’s a huge game-changer,” said Erin Murphy, a law professor at New York University. “The company made a decision to keep law enforcement out, and that’s been overridden by a court. It’s a signal that no genetic information can be safe.”
If you don't have a partner, you're not single. You're "self-partnered".
Actress Emma Watson doesn’t like dealing with the stress of having the perfect life and is not a fan of being called “single.” The 29-year-old “Harry Potter” star reflected on “all these ideas” she had about where she would be by this point in her life, setting off a collective social media eyeroll when she told British Vogue that she actually considers herself “self-partnered,” and not single.
Do you have teenagers that come into your humble home? Not only lock up your canoe accident survivors. Keep the Tide pods and bleach locked up as well.
I have seriously lost faith in all teenagers. I don’t understand the length they will go through to get famous. This is the second Tik Tok challenge, that I have personally seen, that doesn’t make sense whatsoever. In case you don’t know what Tik Tok is, it is a social media video app that allows you to create and share short lip singing skits, comedy clips, and share “talent” videos. So basically, you upload a video, and if you get enough likes, you can become “internet-famous.” Being one of the most popular smart apps around the world, there is an audience of more than 500 million users. With a high teenage user base, the app has managed to influence a lot of teenagers to do stupid challenges that nobody asked for. Just like this one. What exactly is this challenge? Well, someone came up with a smart idea to grab a plastic Ziploc bag, fill it with hand sanitizer, bleach, and shaving cream. Teenagers are then told to hold the bag against their eye for at least a minute. The trend was started back in April by Greg Lammers, who seems to have sparked the viral phenomenon claiming that this will change the color of your eyes.
Born on this day: 6 Nov 1948
Glenn Frey, guitar, vocals, the Eagles, (1977 US No.1 & UK No.8 single 'Hotel California', plus 5 US No.1 albums. ‘Greatest Hits 1971-1975’ is the second biggest selling album in the world with sales over 30m). Solo (1985 UK No.12 single 'The Heat Is On'). Frey died on 18 Jan 2016 died at the age of 67 in New York City from complications arising from rheumatoid arthritis, colitis and pneumonia. via thisdayinmusic.com
Dancing in the moonlight and headbutting a cop. Genius Award Winner.
Troopers were called to Route 41 and Bridge Street in Salisbury Township around 2:37 a.m. for a call of a man dressed in black who was dancing in the middle of the road. He was pulling on the doors of several businesses, including a U.S. Postal Service building and Aunt Jennie’s Diner, and when police showed up, he ran into the Conoco Gas Station on Route 41. The trooper followed him inside and tried to arrest him, but Clark resisted and head butted the trooper. He broke free, and tried to punch the trooper before the trooper could subdue him. Clark had a hypodermic syringe on him, and police believe he was under the influence of methamphetamine. He is also facing charges of attempted criminal trespass, resisting arrest, simple assault, harassment, public drunkenness, possession of drug paraphernalia, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.
Like magic, Wizard Rock is back. A Prescott National Forest employee on patrol discovered the 1-ton boulder back in its rightful place on the morning of Nov. 1. The landmark, known locally as Wizard Rock, was reported missing about two weeks ago from its familiar location on State Route 89 near White Spar Road south of Prescott. The boulder's disappearance attracted media attention nationwide. Its disappearance — not to mention who took it — was the cause of much speculation. Sarah Clawson, a ranger for Prescott National Forest's Bradshaw Ranger District, was just glad to have the boulder back where it belonged on Friday morning.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 10:01 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:01 PM (dOV9E)
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Posted by: Sock Monkey...wearing my Jed Clampett hat at November 06, 2019 10:02 PM (vSTQF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: wing at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (mU726)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...wearing my Jed Clampett hat at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (vSTQF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (7WaWV)
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Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)
Fuck yeah. Sweeps week is a couple of months off.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
I wouldn't touch her with CBD's tongs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2019 10:05 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)
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Are civets indigenous to Yemen?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:06 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:06 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)
Ethiopia. But Yemen coffee is amazing.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (mU726)
The US military runs on coffee. It is a strategic resource that we should encourage all Ag schools to work on getting it to grow within the continental limits of these United States. This should be the Manhattan Project of our times - temperate zone coffee.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (LGlN2)
Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (SENHs)
Heard he's back, and lookin' for a place to lay down
Posted by: Chateau Honkey at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (+KLFa)
Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (DBGf/)
Btw, any one else think Emma Watson is a stupid bint-- with all the mental prowess of a pre-adolescent?
Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (Prro8)
And after the debacle in Virginia yesterday, I'm not so sure the good Colonel Schlichter understands the voting base!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hotgas at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (/CkqQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (I2/tG)
Man, Gladys Knight is doing a show in Nashville in May. Could be a good excuse for a week off to visit my folks in Knoxville before the weather gets too hot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (FmhK2)
Respect you in the morning? Honey, I would never respect you any less than I do right at this moment.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Announcer Guy at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (XVuno)
The world wonders.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (HzJQJ)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (md3fh)
Yeah, not worth it.
Posted by: Meatloaf at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (xPl2J)
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Ace Prime. Six bucks a year and worth every penny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (XVuno)
"Verily, I say Unto You, Those Who Photoshop Thine Moon to Appeareth Larger Than Life, Shall Not Prevail"
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (Prro
Common, are you related to a Brian Stelter "Tater"? Just asking.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (LGlN2)
Wow. That really sounds like something that a person who needs extensive mental health counseling would say.
It also sounds like another way to say "I'm a narcissist who likes to masturbate."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (HNyOC)
A: Epstein didn't marry himself. Or even self-partner.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (Ndje9)
Seriously though, did anybody have a friend from HS who diddled their brother? or sister?
Every now and again some pervert tells that story on /b/ over in 4chan. Sometimes it's even true.
I really doubt it happens often because, eewwww ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME !?!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)
Wow, really? Saw her once (w/o Pips!) overseas in the early 80s. She was awesome.
Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2019 10:11 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:11 PM (SENHs)
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Man, Gladys Knight is doing a show in Nashville in May. Could be a good excuse for a week off to visit my folks in Knoxville before the weather gets too hot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (FmhK2)
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Don't go unless DNA sampling shows that at least one of the Pips was an original.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:11 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2019 10:12 PM (DBGf/)
Maybe, if you live in Missouri.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: civil truth at November 06, 2019 10:13 PM (QMp6w)
If we were talking about George Washington, I might concede the point that that man is my 'better'. In fact, I will do so now.
These hamsters we have in the city named after him? Nope.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:13 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 06, 2019 10:13 PM (COzlW)
She didn't marry Hirsi for a long time because she was already married to her brother Elmi?
So she finally divorced her brother Elmi and married Hirsi, whom she was already boinking.
But by the time she was finally married to Hirsi, she was boinking the white infidel, whatzisname.
This could make a great Lifetime Network movie.
But definitely not Hallmark Network Christmas movie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Hotgas at November 06, 2019 09:43 PM (/CkqQ)
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When you posted this I had to go over a check it out. Glad Allah and Ed are being taken to the woodshed. Good to see some names from the past ripping on them.
When they gave us notice they were going to go to Facebook comments everyone warned them that they wouldn't be back. They didn't listen then and they probably won't listen now.
Allah and Ed ruined that site. Why would anyone pay money to a site that despises you because you support Trump?
RUFKM
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 06, 2019 10:13 PM (COzlW)
Some content is new.
And all of the comments are.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)
No way!
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (I2/tG)
New study reveals what most of us probably already know: People will say just about anything to get laid.
Yeah, not worth it.
Posted by: Meatloaf at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (dOV9E)
Start cross indexing the amount of alcohol in the bloodstream with the last time someone said something...close-to-I-will-mate-with-you-perhaps...and age while referencing fat-deposits and age...and then you will see how much rationalizing and justifying a normal person can get.
Not saying anything about me, of course.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (LGlN2)
We'd be interested in a summary. Have your people call our people! Go for the one with seven fingers on her left hand, she types faster.
Posted by: Habsburg Network at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (Prro8)
I'm not in on the joke that this ONT is the same as last night. Because
last night's was completely different than this. I'll probably regret
asking this, but would anyone care to explain?
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)
Last night this one was posted by accident and then fixed about 2 mins later
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Onan at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: windbag at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (WKz+y)
Speaking of the VIP paywall, the latest Schlichter article is behind it.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
Well, how the hell else are the Saudis going to figure out who to behead?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (Prro
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That's no moon.
Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (TLxpZ)
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Ahhhhhh. Thank you, Brian.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (aXucN)
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)
Well a certain dork posted Wednesday's ONT on Tuesday. And this dork had internet issues and couldn't pull the ONT and post the correct one.
The dork in question wishes he could blame the hamsters. But, that wasn't the case.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (SENHs)
Gasp! You included the forbidden work in your nic!
Posted by: CNN at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (dOV9E)
I like astrology too!
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Deja Vu at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (tyEy7)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (TLxpZ)
Ant Banks is a seriously underrated rap producer. Deep, smooth beats. No samples, either. All original stuff. That's rare.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (FmhK2)
It's one of them optimal delusions.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (mU726)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)
I'm a male feminist!
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
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Carnival Row is a big disappointment - pro immigrant British pap, colonizers baaad
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (G546f)
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Yep. Lasted all of 30 minutes before I said LOLGF -- pathetically subtle, like hammer blows to the head.
Wife likes NCIS and NCIS: New Orleans (I don't -- they went pretty much all-cuck all the time a few years back) and we just watched a couple of episodes of each where within 5 seconds of seeing the bad guys as tatted-up white dudes I say "Oh great, here we go again with the greatest threat to America -- the evil white supremacists" and she says "How do you know they're going to be white supremacists" and I say "ALL the bad guys now are white supremacists" -- and of course I'm proven right within 30 seconds.
Needless to say, I refuse to watch any of this crap anymore ...
Posted by: ShainS at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (WqPYg)
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Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)
My sign is horn dog.
Posted by: Deja Vu at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (tyEy7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU
LMAO
And here I thought I lived in snow country.
Chavez!!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (/sgva)
Wait, are you guys all feeling okay?
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)
You're a doll. Thanks!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (xIKXj)
That. Quiet and useless are very different things. Still, I can imagine him having difficulties running for office.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)
Right after last night's first version of the ONT went up and collected about 20 comments, it vanished. Bermuda Triangle. DBCooper.
Then a pale facsimile appeared, and the original comments had been mysteriously suppressed.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (HzJQJ)
MisHum, nice spooky pic up top. Reminds me of Michael Jackson's Thriller video. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (XVuno)
Wait, are you guys all feeling okay?
lol!! I know right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (aXucN)
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Well prepared dorks are the worst category of dork.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (dOV9E)
Sessions was in the Senate from 1997 - 2017. What are his accomplishments?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (H5knJ)
What are the accomplishments of any random senator since 2000?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (LGlN2)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (Prro
* * * *
Tater, honey, please stop with the photoshopped moon thing! Some of us like these photos. To me, a larger moon is reflective of what i actually see when a full moon is on the rise. Cameras can never capture the magic.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (+KLFa)
Wait... Banks did sample "Hollywood Swingin'" by Kool & the Gang for "Money in the Ghetto." I correct myself. But most of his shit was original.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (FmhK2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)
I'm no authority. I just read a lot.
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (pEPTW)
Love your cats!
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Maybe a Skidmark Ramadan movie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (/sgva)
And yes, I have seen moons that looked that big.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Morrissey at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (aXucN)
I'm working ahead this week.
Quite a busy week here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
moral of the story, Why Lie?
Posted by: Madtom at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
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I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. See what this place has done to me?
I shall quit while I'm ahead. Good night, everyone!
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:24 PM (md3fh)
You can do anything with a woman's studies degree!
Also, I was a big fan of Sleater-Kinney.
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
16 years old.
Smuggler's Blues.
First speeding ticket.
In a Renault Alliance
(Car of the Year!)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 06, 2019 10:24 PM (r6GXX)
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh-ooh that smell
Joe Biden didn't sniff himself
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (7WaWV)
I call that "Wednesday."
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg's Husband at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (Prro
* * * *
Tater, honey, please stop with the photoshopped moon thing! Some of us like these photos. To me, a larger moon is reflective of what i actually see when a full moon is on the rise. Cameras can never capture the magic.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (+KLFa)
Maybe a week or 3 without photos, just text will be better appreciated.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hotgas at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (/CkqQ)
Iirc, Sessions was involved w passing a total of five bills and half were health care related during his Senate tenure. He was not a busy Senator. He didn't even select his top deputies at DOJ. He farmed that out to Charles Cooper.
Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (ZZDMQ)
I'm having... difficulties... with my co-worker. She basically refuses to let me train her on the job. She also refuses to do most of her own work and wants me to do it.
Yesterday I let my boss have it and told him exactly what I thought of her. So this morning, she didn't come in, at all.
I thought, uh oh. Either she's quit, been canned or is working in another office today.
Turns out she (says she) was taking care of her sick daughter. Okay fine, I'll take that at face value. Still, I'm just getting a bit sick of being held responsible for her mistakes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (LGlN2)
One managed to get himself made president.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (2B9A/)
*quietly hums anvil chorus from Il trovatore*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
he's activated a deadman's switch
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (xIKXj)
moral of the story, Why Lie?
I knew a guy like that in college. Propositioned just about every girl in the school, and had about a five percent success rate.
Not bad, if you can withstand the near-constant rejection.
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (/sgva)
* * * *
***snort***
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (+KLFa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU
Ran mine today, and had to stop for a minute to let the dog go in the house. Left snowblower idling. When I got back to it, the auger drive would not work. Ran it up to the shop, took off the belt guard. Belt had slipped partially off the pulley. Slipped it back on, and I finished the job. Weird.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (mU726)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
See? See what you all did? Now he's contemplating punishments! Although a lack of pictures does limit the scope...
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (dOV9E)
Those 'rons were fast as lightening!It was a little bit frightening!
The 'ettes had expert timing!
https://tinyurl.com/y95otsfp
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (LGlN2)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (dOV9E)
I'd always wondered about Romney nicknames.
I like his Twitter ID, Norm dePlume.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (HzJQJ)
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: not hillary clinton at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (2B9A/)
Well no, actually it doesn't, which is my point. It's not even close. I'm trying to think of the analogy that fits. Autotune or grade inflation, or something like that.
It makes for a more "impressive" photograph, I guess is the thinking. Instead of waiting around to take a special photograph, we'll fake it. Toroweap point at dusk, it's a new moon, bummer. Oh wait!! We'll just stick this Big Ass Telephoto Lens Closeup shot of the moon, color the sky greenish pink, and stick that MFer 'bout rightcheer... "Fake Tits" of landscape portraits I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (Prro8)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (pEPTW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (HzJQJ)
Is that Mormon for C*cksucker?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)
I really enjoyed Glen in the TV series "Wiseguy" and "Miami Vice" -- and Smuggler's Blues was a great song in the latter.
There's an Epstein parody in there somewhere but I'm too tired to spend anymore than 5 seconds on it:
There's trouble in the jail tonight
I can feel it in my bones, I had a premonition
That I should not be alone
I knew the dude was loaded
But I didn't think he'd kill
Everything exploded, and the blood began to spill
Posted by: ShainS at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Madtom at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (go+84)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:30 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:30 PM (md3fh)
It must be very hard to get a masters degree in sociology.
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:30 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mitt! at November 06, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)
Journalism is one helluva drug.
Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (786Ro)
We've put up with your left wing lecturing long enough. LOLGF
When they had Sarah Palin's daughter on there I would vote every week. The fact that Sean Spicer is so clumsy makes it even better.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
Slowing your roll because you want to bang some liberal chick is dumb. If you've gotten her buttered up enough to be talking politics, it's in the bag. If you stand your ground, and diss her dumb ideas (gently, of course) it only makes you more attractive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (FmhK2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (Prro
Well, you'd be no fun at a porno photo shoot.
Posted by: Needledick the Bugfucker at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (jm1YL)
@yasher
1. Exclusive: I've obtained passages from the book by 'Anonymous', the author of the NYT Op-ed
In the book, Anonymous claims that senior officials had no doubt that Pence would support invoking the 25th amendment if the majority of the cabinet agreed.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (2B9A/)
Political views are irrelevant.
What's important is that you be a handsome, arrogant, jerk.
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (I2/tG)
they weren't the only ones who Epstein had the goods on.
have any of you seen the footage of the young naked boy climbing out of the third floor window of Buckingham Palace, on sheets tied together?
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (xIKXj)
Going home it's Entebbe to Addis Ababe to Dublin to Toronto to Calgary.
Yikes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: gp, AoSHQ VIP Plutonium Member at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (mk9aG)
Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'? Yuengling? Turnip? Val-U-Rite? Peanut butter? Marmite? Cigar ashes? Kerosene?
I'd genuinely like to know. Meanwhile I'm considering throwing some salsa taqueria into the pot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (FmhK2)
The... new... content...
*blinks*
I'm having the strangest feeling of deja whoo!
Posted by: mindful webworker - again and again at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (5Ev1l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU
Ran mine today, and had to stop for a minute to let the dog go in the house. Left snowblower idling. When I got back to it, the auger drive would not work. Ran it up to the shop, took off the belt guard. Belt had slipped partially off the pulley. Slipped it back on, and I finished the job. Weird.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (/sgva)
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I have to get my snowblower ready for the season. I got a new one last year on Black Friday. Worked great except it wouldn't move (supposed to be self-propelled). Started pulling it apart to find the drive belt had slipped off.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Now you're not only going to have to do your own job, you're going to have to protect yourself from her trying to get even for what she imagines you have done to sabotage her.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (HzJQJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM
So... No Yoko! or Tanya? Bummer...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: mjc at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (hjrto)
Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'? Yuengling? Turnip? Val-U-Rite? Peanut butter? Marmite? Cigar ashes? Kerosene?
I'd genuinely like to know. Meanwhile I'm considering throwing some salsa taqueria into the pot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Chipotles in adobo sauce. Plus one other secret I discovered on my own. Might not adapt to your chili, but here it is: instead of normal salt, use that "Celtic salt" that comes in blue bags and containers. It's kind of bitter, but it works perfectly with my chili.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (dOV9E)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm3qz79
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (LGlN2)
Our comments from yesterday were removed?
I am of the most boohoo of sadnesses.
All those whatever it was we few wrote, lost, like tears in the shower...
Posted by: mindful webworker - again and again at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (5Ev1l)
you could look it up.
Posted by: mjc at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (Pg+x7)
He made very good stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (TLxpZ)
Mark 14:51-2
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Don't make it so spicy-hot that you can't taste the flavors.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (mU726)
How does this whole thing even work, exactly?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Political views are irrelevant.
What's important is that you be a handsome, arrogant, jerk.
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (I2/tG)
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I'm not handsome, or a jerk. I'm a *little* bit arrogant, lol. Always did well enough with the ladies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (FmhK2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (7WaWV)
We gotta stop Don Henley, that no-good dirty rat!
He's trying to stop deforestation and we can't have that...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
Tater can always submit photos he feels worthy of inclusion in the ONT, right? No guarantee they will be used, of course.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (+KLFa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 10:38 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (TLxpZ)
I thought it was Joe Walsh, not the former congress critter. That Walsh is Bill Kristol's new gurlfriend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (7WaWV)
Is her name Tiffani?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 10:38 PM (q1Pj5)
I'm not handsome, or a jerk. I'm a *little* bit arrogant, lol. Always did well enough with the ladies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (FmhK2)
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Those weren't ladies.
Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: hogmartin
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It scares me a bit that my brain immediately spun up the opera.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2019 10:40 PM (8AONa)
Seriously, sometimes I think that people are doing things just to see when someone is finally going to throw the bullshit flag.
Evening roonz and roonettez! I should be doing maths right now but I'm going to wait until tomorrow to do them.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 10:40 PM (T8A10)
Considering the well-deserved (until recently) reputation of British 'cuisine', it takes a lot cheek for Jeremy Corbyn to trash the US like that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 10:40 PM (F0ei9)
got a new one last year on Black Friday. Worked great except it
wouldn't move (supposed to be self-propelled). Started pulling it apart
to find the drive belt had slipped off.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (CAJOC)
Already test-fired mine and it went off like a champ! I put the fuel stabilizer in last spring, tanked it up; and then two days ago it sat up and said "Good-Bye Snow!'
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:40 PM (LGlN2)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (+KLFa)
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I have some great pics of Everest. Maybe I'll send them in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (XVuno)
Mexican Oregeno, can't seem to find the good stuff at all anymore, for some reason.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (Prro8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
He had one called "Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my 2 headed love child" but I have to say my favorite Mojo song is Foo Foo Haircut.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (T8A10)
"Don Henley Must Die", actually. Mojo Nixon played this song until Don Henley strolled out on stage one evening unexpectedly while they were playing the song, and sang it as a duet with the lead singer.
This freaked them out so badly that they changed the song to "Michael Bolton Must Die".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:42 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:43 PM (mU726)
Used to be in The Eagles
Now he whines
Like a wounded be able
Poet of despair
Pumped up with hot air
He's serious pretentious
And I don't care
Etc etc
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2019 10:43 PM (8AONa)
No way.
People can say anything.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 10:44 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 06, 2019 10:44 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at November 06, 2019 10:44 PM (qZdIZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yxvxjxx3
https://tinyurl.com/y3eldgxz
https://tinyurl.com/y45xds3w
https://tinyurl.com/yyvgqnkw
https://tinyurl.com/yxrvpmnl
Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2019 10:44 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
No shame in that! I like Verdi.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (xIKXj)
In the book, Anonymous claims that senior officials had no doubt that Pence would support invoking the 25th amendment if the majority of the cabinet agreed.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't believe it, even though Pence's wife couldn't stand Trump - at least if accounts of her actions on Election Night at the Hilton are to be believed. I'd rather believe that's Anonymous waging war against Trump on the innuendo front.
That being said, I think that Pence is to Trump as GHWB was to Reagan.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (F0ei9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
https://tinyurl.com/yygrkxlx
https://tinyurl.com/yy9xdwp5
https://tinyurl.com/y5x8mjdz
https://tinyurl.com/y3bwak45
https://tinyurl.com/y2sc44nc
Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: nip at November 06, 2019 10:47 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (F0ei9)
At least in so far as the similarity to my mind: the main guy sucks so much of the oxygen out of the room that you hardly notice the VP.
What kind of opinion did the public actually have of GHWB before he ran for president and you got to take a look at him by himself?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (2B9A/)
I don't believe it either. I don't believe anyone Trump appointed seriously considered invoking the 25th Amendment.
Because that would be dumb.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (ZLI7S)
OK, here's what I've been doing:
Low-boil fatty pork all day til it's it super tender and you get whatever pork-schmaltz is called (water-lard?), and then chop it up nice and small and set it aside. Starting in the middle of this process, make the chili out of a little bit of jalapeno, a lot of roasted hatches, and a medium amount of roasted poblanos.
Once the chiles are most (like 80%) of the way to disintegrated, throw in the skimmed off water-lard. and once it's swirled in and consistent, through add the pork (and whatever spices you like), and let it go a couple more hours.
This is pretty good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (FmhK2)
Tater can always submit photos he feels worthy of inclusion in the ONT, right? No guarantee they will be used, of course.
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That's actually a fair point as well as a damn good idea.
Yeah, they'd get used, cuz I'm that good. And they ain't faked. It's just every goddamned picture these days with a Moon has to have it 57 times bigger. NASA photoshopped the moon into one of their shots of a Saturn V - they get a pass, I think - but the scale is accurate, and only space nerds knew, because they checked calendars, etc etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (Prro8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (2B9A/)
What opinion do you have of that chair in your kitchen that is never the one you sit in?
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (dOV9E)
Get out more.
Posted by: nip at November 06, 2019 10:47 PM (cpS4u)
The sleepy sessions stuff or the fact that it would be nice to find some actual new blood?
Yes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Deja Vu
I hope he gets the nomination. Trump's campaign ads against Biden could consist of hair sniffing and retard statements.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (dOV9E)
Exactly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (FmhK2)
I know! I know!
He was the Invisible Man over on Doonesbury; he snarked about Reagan's economics being "voodoo" in the 1980 primary (which was then proven wrong); he was branded a "wimp" in the media (which was, later, proven right).
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (FmhK2)
How is the Ouija 5?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (pEPTW)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (Prro
* * * *
Try Bolner's Fiesta Spices. Available at Amazon, and Bolner's may also have web ordering. They should have your Mexican oregano.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (+KLFa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
Skank is a faith tradition? Who knew?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2019 10:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 10:52 PM (T8A10)
Try Bolner's Fiesta Spices. Available at Amazon, and Bolner's may also have web ordering. They should have your Mexican oregano.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (+KLFa)
Don't buy spices from Penzeys.. The owner is a horrid, obnoxious leftist.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:54 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2019 10:55 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:55 PM (KP5rU)
I know! I know!
He was the Invisible Man over on Doonesbury; he snarked about Reagan's economics being "voodoo" in the 1980 primary (which was then proven wrong); he was branded a "wimp" in the media (which was, later, proven right).
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)
Pence folded like a cheap suit when Marc Benioff, Salesforce's founder and chairman, threatened to withhold his company's services from the state of Indiana after its senate passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act.
He should have called his bluff, dropped Salesforce, and used one of his competitors - like Oracle - instead.
Hopefully he's now learning how to play the game at the feet of the master.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 10:56 PM (F0ei9)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2019 10:56 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Kebas at November 06, 2019 10:57 PM (kwsnd)
Negatum suicidere Epstein-ium!
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 06, 2019 10:57 PM (786Ro)
>>I don't believe it, even though Pence's wife couldn't stand
Trump - at least if accounts of her actions on Election Night at the
Hilton are to be believed. I'd rather believe that's Anonymous waging
war against Trump on the innuendo front.
I don't believe it either. I don't believe anyone Trump appointed seriously considered invoking the 25th Amendment.
Because that would be dumb.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Because the next president would then dis-appoint them as cabinet secretaries (because they are known revolutionaries!)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:57 PM (LGlN2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:59 PM (pEPTW)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)
Ciaramella? Isn't that the Italian liqueur made from fermented Fiats?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (pEPTW)
Wheels and walls.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (G546f)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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No seriously, I mentioned this on a cooking thread. Most spices, or at least many, won't keep very long. It doesn't do any of them any good to sit on a shelf. Some will handle it reasonably. Cinnamon, for example. But I inherited, yes, inherited some ancient Mexican Oregeno probably 25 years old some years back. Commercial - maybe McCormick, or Spice Island? Anyway, it was a fine ground, almost flourescent green powder and really strong and aromatic. It was just the stuff for Chili!
Then I ran out. Ordered some more ... and it was like ... ditchweed that sat in a warehouse for 5 years compared to some primo skunk, so long as you're using dope analogies. Literally, just rough leaves with no flavor. I expect there's something similar. Maybe Mexican Oregeno is a different species - or they get a better price for the pollen or something like that.
I had a similar joy when I discovered fresh Basil. Grows like a weed - and if you want GOOD spaghetti, pizza, lasagna, there Is NO substitute. It's the one thing that can compete with garlic.
In fact, it might even work in Chili? Maybe? A little bit.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (Prro8)
Eric Ciaramella, the whistleblower, is also a material witness in the Bidens' Ukraine corruption
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)
So is Adam Schiff and every staff member of his office. For the investigation into the extended cover-up.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (LGlN2)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Use "The Spice House" instead. It's the asshole's sister. She'll sell to anyone isn't insulting to anyone either.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (aA3+G)
I want to let you know that I got a lot of lolz today with your riff about St Greta water skiing to Spain behind a nukular submarine...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)
Wow, what a strange coincidence!
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:04 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 11:04 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:04 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (Y4EXg)
Yup. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall at that family conversation.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:05 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:05 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (7WaWV)
Glad you enjoyed it!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:06 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 11:06 PM (C78No)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 11:04 PM (wiXsO)
Sessions was a good senator. The whole AG episode almost made me forget that he, pretty much singlehandedly, brought Big Tech's abuse of H1-B visas to public attention. Even if he becomes a Never Trumper out of spite, it's worth having the R in the seat.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 11:07 PM (F0ei9)
Winning
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:07 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (aA3+G)
Bullitts?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 11:07 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)
Eric Charsoyarella is a pajama boy, a soyboi. There was a photo of him during his college days and he had that classic bearded soyboi look.
These androgynes are making beards look sissy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:08 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 11:09 PM (LGlN2)
Not sure what is with me tonight. Either tired or getting sick. Tis the season.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:10 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:08 PM (f1Vqw)
They have to be mostly gray or white to lend gravitas, he said self-servingly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:10 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Insomniac
No.
I think everyone is just stumbling along, trying to keep their balance
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: booknlass
Y'all ain't from round here is ya.
Posted by: Jeff Bob #2 at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (vSTQF)
Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (11H2y)
Considering the well-deserved (until recently) reputation of British 'cuisine', it takes a lot cheek for Jeremy Corbyn to trash the US like that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
I was raised on a farm. Given the way food is in its natural state I'm amazed with what food processors accomplish, especially with celery, cabbage, and heads of lettuce.
Later when we had a large home garden my mom would not grow broccoli because of the difficulty of making sure there are no insects in all the florets.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 06, 2019 11:13 PM (SchxB)
It's not a beard by itself -- it's part of a "look". The soyboi Washington Nats pitcher exemplifies it here:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7642571
That looks says emasculated soyboi.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (11H2y)
Oh, they weren't talking about The Secret of Life - they were talking about you.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (G546f)
Posted by: klaftern at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (RuIsu)
I post these anti-abortion songs every so often... they're the most hardcore ones I know of:
"From Womb to Waste"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Td8FXlOIo
(you may need to read lyrics to this one, because metal)
"The Unseen"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbYLhn5gC5I
(this one is absolutely clear, but it's gangsta rap so if you hate that, don't click it)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (FmhK2)
Posted by: davidt
I hire a snowplow service. It's lovely.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
glad the POTUS is building the wall
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (xIKXj)
It's like that old Eddie Murphy undercover white skit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:15 PM (f1Vqw)
I'll post a reminder on Monday.
Liberals are now upset over the popular vote. LOL.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 11:15 PM (wiXsO)
I've got the white privilege down pat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (11H2y)
Oh, they weren't talking about The Secret of Life - they were talking about you.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (G546f)
*snort*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
Legally Sufficient, thanks for the tips!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
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I usually said, hey Jeff get me another blonde.
Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
That's not what you said when you I filed your tax return last year.
Posted by: Guy who wears a pocket protector at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (vSTQF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
No. I don't think that exists. I am blessed with a sense of well-being. Not worth much; I didn't have to work for it, it just is. If you don't have that, pretending to have it is likely the next best thing. And sometimes, when we pretend to have something, consistently, it arrives.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:17 PM (dOV9E)
Another one is Stevie Nicks' "Sara". Since we're on topic of Don Henley, earlier
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 11:17 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (ZLI7S)
That's a big bunch of nothing. What senior officials? And if there were some, "had no doubt" is based on what?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (dOV9E)
Jeff Sessions: "Hold my beer."
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (/sgva)
Uh-oh. Insomniac suspects! Increase his dosages, before we lose sponsors for The Insomniac Show.
Posted by: mindful webworker - behind the scenes at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (5Ev1l)
I've often felt that people don't take me seriously, just because I'm *me.* Then again, I've learned to carry and conduct myself a bit better and it doesn't happen as often, thank God.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
It's like that old Eddie Murphy undercover white skit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:15 PM (f1Vqw)
I don't really care for Lawrence Welk or champagne cocktails so I guess I'm not missing out after all.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
potential juror who dislikes President Trump and whose husband is a
lawyer who worked on the Russia-Trump case.
***
And were I Trump I would officially pardon Stone and quote the judge in this case.
Also, amazing world isn't it - the FBI just admitted to lying to the court in its prosecution of Gen Flynn and....no one got arrested over it did they?
Of course we've got Pedo Bill Clinton walking around as a free man so I guess that isn't even the worst of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:20 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:20 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:20 PM (2B9A/)
***
I think it is too easy to just see the got spots in your neighbors lives. Most people have crap going on that you just don't see.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)
Yeah. There's an expression: "Never compare your insides to other people's outsides."
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:22 PM (dOV9E)
person of a swedish death metal group. she will be swedens' parking lot
patty. then, she will marry a ghey muslim goat trafficer.
____
I was thinking acting, then porn, but I guess I'm higher on her chances in life then you are.
Posted by: Obligatory at November 06, 2019 11:23 PM (WdocV)
Get a load of his lawyer, Mark Zaid:
https://bit.ly/32obeCz
As someone has asked, are they *all* pedophiles?
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 11:23 PM (OiC69)
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Hard to beat the enemy when your "friends" are spending most of their time stabbing you in the back.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:24 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
"I finally began to realize that when white people are alone... they give each other things for free!"
Certain black people really think that's how it is with whites, and Eddie is making fun of that. You could never get away with that joke now. Sa!d
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:25 PM (FmhK2)
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:26 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: irright at November 06, 2019 11:26 PM (RVcmP)
So would I, but Joe Biden isn't going to be President.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 11:27 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:27 PM (FmhK2)
They've been taught by the woke crowd that men are evil. So they're trying to have a beard and still not look like a man. Like the manbun, it's just not a good look.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:27 PM
Have you tried SwiftKey?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (7WaWV)
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Wait a minute. How am I running a re-election campaign if I've never been president.
Answer that you deplorable right winger if you can!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (WdocV)
Thought you ALL would like... (think kbdabear)
https://tinyurl.com/yyv9f5ny
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Sometimes you wonder how scientists manage to tie their shoes.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 11:29 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:29 PM (WdocV)
Jeff Sessions: "Hold my beer."
Seems unlikely.
>Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Tuesday night praised the policies of his former boss, President Donald Trump, and said he continues to support him.
>Sessions spoke Tuesday night at a Madison County Republican Party fundraiser in Huntsville. The former attorney general and U.S. senator made no mention of the Trump impeachment probe in his 40-minute speech, and declined to speak to reporters as he left.
>He did, however, heap praise on Trump's effort on trade, immigration and foreign policy: "That's why I supported him and why I still do support him," Sessions told the crowd of about 500.
>"He is relentlessly and actually honoring the promises he made to the American people," Sessions said.
https://tinyurl.com/y66uwwnk
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 11:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
I thought I had absorbed all of the modern horrors. Then I saw a dude with a short crewcut, front and sides, topped with a large manbun. Hideous.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:30 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM
She's got beautiful eyes...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:31 PM (7WaWV)
'Cause that pic is funny.
I show this shit to my grandkids via text, and ask them to delete it after viewing.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 06, 2019 11:31 PM (4ZE6o)
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HOW DARE YOU!
Posted by: St Greta of the Green Soylent at November 06, 2019 11:31 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:33 PM (KP5rU)
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I seriously suck at typing on the smartphone
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:27 PM
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Finally you've identified the problem. Now please remove your phone from under my ass.
Posted by: IBM Selectric at November 06, 2019 11:33 PM (RVcmP)
Someday my sweet kind Humanitarin ways are not going to save your ass
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:34 PM (+lVUW)
***
Hard to beat the enemy when your "friends" are spending most of their time stabbing you in the back.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:24 PM (WdocV)
Yup, it was Never Trumpers and scolds who killed him in the last election.
Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 11:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:30 PM (dOV9E)
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Geez, were you at the Tigard Fred Meyer? I saw that guy today.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (3Z6pZ)
***
I think it is too easy to just see the got spots in your neighbors lives. Most people have crap going on that you just don't see.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)
I suppose that's true. Some days I just feel like everybody gets it but me, and I'm stuck on the outside.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (dOV9E)
The IBM Selectric typewriter was a masterpiece, industrially and aesthetically. A true American classic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (FmhK2)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:29 PM (WdocV)
Kind of reminds me of Dan Quayle, for some reason (aside from the Indiana connection.) More reserved maybe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:39 PM (KP5rU)
I've often felt that people don't take me seriously, just because I'm *me.* Then again, I've learned to carry and conduct myself a bit better and it doesn't happen as often, thank God.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Want to know what is worse?
When you WERE all that. When you WERE at the top, when people once looked to you as the expert in your field, the one they called on when they could not figure it out...
But now? Years later? No one knows your name.
Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 11:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (FmhK2)
I wonder how long my M keyboard at home will last. Damn thing is 30 years old, has to give out sometime, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:40 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:40 PM (FmhK2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:40 PM (7WaWV)
I wonder how long my M keyboard at home will last. Damn thing is 30 years old, has to give out sometime, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:40 PM (2B9A/)
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Each key's buckling spring is rated to one million presses.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:41 PM (FmhK2)
And so into the realm of dreams I march
Unworried about the future
Until, of course, sunrise...
♥ Morons & ettes
Posted by: mindful webworker - between the lines at November 06, 2019 11:42 PM (5Ev1l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)
attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform,
change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to
make a good first impression.
Not just leading up to the moment, by the way.
So, anyways, after the first night we woke up in bed together, and I was having trouble remembering her name, she opened her eyes and looked at me, and I said, "good morning beautiful."
I called her Beautiful for the next 6 years, because my wits escaped me when I needed them most.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2019 11:43 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 11:39 PM (NgKpN)
Yeesh. Yeah, that's rough.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (XVuno)
Makita makes those. Electric is quieter, anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2019 11:44 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:41 PM (FmhK2)
Huh. Should last a couple more years then. The B, U, S Y and T keys might be getting close though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:44 PM (2B9A/)
DEVELOPING: 1 dead, at least 2 wounded in shooting at Church's Chicken restaurant in San Diego; According to police, the suspect tried to buy food at the location earlier in the day using a counterfeit $100 bill; he is a black male in a hooded sweatshirt - KGTV
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (1Vobx)
Apparently people who tune in can use their remote and actually skip his anti-Trump jokes.
Also, according to the article? If you press the SKIP POLITICS button, you come back just in time to hear Seth Meyers state on stage:
"So I guess I misjudged him, and I do think he's a very good president."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
It was just last week that you were saying you don't know if it is you or MisHum that has a problem.
I think you just answered your own question.
Do you got to Q every night and post links/stories from AOSHQ?
Posted by: Alice McD at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (E+yET)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2019 11:46 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:46 PM (7WaWV)
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I think it is too easy to just see the got spots in your neighbors lives. Most people have crap going on that you just don't see.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)
I suppose that's true. Some days I just feel like everybody gets it but me, and I'm stuck on the outside.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM
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Many of your posts remind me of George Gobel and brown shoes. (I still think he's one of the best comedians ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHVcgUajtA
Posted by: irright at November 06, 2019 11:47 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 11:48 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:52 PM (aA3+G)
It's just a sandwich people!! Good grief!!
Some people I guess are desperate for an excuse to throw their lives away.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)
The ONT Classical Music Interlude
When we think of the march from "The Bridge on the River Kwai" it's likely to be the one from the arrival of the POWs, that is "Colonel Bogey" written in 1914 by Kenneth Alford (the pen name of bandmaster Frederick Ricketts).
A second march is heard when Lt. Col. Nicholson is greeted by his men after outlasting Col. Saito, part of the soundtrack by Sir Malcolm Arnold. Here it is, as arranged by Christopher Palmer and performed by the London Symphony Orchestra conducted by Richard Hickox.
https://youtu.be/2rtvUDHQ9Bs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 11:53 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: davidt
Yep. My snow removal tool is a John Deer 550
Posted by: Guy who wears a pocket protector at November 06, 2019 11:53 PM (vSTQF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHVcgUajtA
Posted by: irright at November 06, 2019 11:47 PM (RVcmP)
Sounds about right. And smoking and drinking on camera? Good heavens!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:54 PM (NWiLs)
The cashier was suspicious when the bill instead of Franklin's face had Obama's.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)
Have you seen the cartoon where POTUS is pooh and VPOTUS is piglet and pooh asks, What day is today?
and piglet says T"oday's the day we burn this mf'er down."
and pooh says "my favorite day."
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:55 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:56 PM (aA3+G)
Ya know, the Selectric really is a model for anyone who needs to design a tool for people to use... make it very functional, then make it comfortable to use, then make it pretty, too. Surefire formula.
And Epstein didn't kill himself. Print that on the manufacturer's plate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:56 PM (FmhK2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
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Anyone who missed the image with MH's Saturday morning thread, here 'tis , note that it was sourced by ibguy:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/ibguycoffee.png
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 11:58 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:59 PM (7WaWV)
now i've got to go to sleep, cuz tomorrow is a day
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:59 PM (xIKXj)
Mark Zaid, one of the attorneys representing the intelligence community whistleblower at the center of the Democrats' ongoing impeachment inquiry, tweeted conspicuously in January 2017 that a "coup has started" and that "impeachment will follow ultimately."
https://tinyurl.com/y3pf2x35
I bet this took Trump by surprise too.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 11:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Pence seems like he's doing the perfect VP thing to me -- loyally defending his boss at every turn and talking him up at every opportunity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:01 AM (f1Vqw)
@ScottMcDonnell_
Medical professionals standing in solidarity at Boston Medical center in protest of First Lady Melania Trumps visit.
First lady visiting cuddle program at Boston hospital for babies born on drugs.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1192113759378165760
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 12:01 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 07, 2019 12:02 AM (377Zs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
May go watch Midway this weekend though.
Still trying to decide.
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 12:03 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:04 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)
Wait! No one told me that tonight is Anti-Seder!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 07, 2019 12:04 AM (/+bwe)
I have a burning desire to own this desk. But it's horrendously expensive. Maybe one day.
https://tinyurl.com/y3zqahud
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:04 AM (FmhK2)
I saw a clip of Baden saying that the suicide scene looked "staged" to him from the photos he saw. And I'm sure Baden has seen quite a few staged suicide scenes in his time.
Gutfeld used to have Baden on Red Eye all the time, and one of the gags was Greg would ask Baden how to stage a accident or suicide for Bill Schultz. Baden would go on at great length about how you have to get everything just right.
One of them was "falling off a ladder and splitting his head wide open". They discussed staging that scene with lots of helpful details.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:06 AM (f1Vqw)
Yeah, Pence seems solid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:06 AM (FmhK2)
Yeah, Pence seems solid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:06 AM (FmhK2)
He certainly doesn't seem liquid or gas.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)
Another one I was remember was Baden going on about the pitfalls of moving a body -- how to do that undetected.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:08 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:08 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:06 AM (FmhK2)
He certainly doesn't seem liquid or gas.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)
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*throws tomato*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 12:08 AM (3Z6pZ)
And yet, he's the guy who supposedly through General Flynn under the bus for lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:10 AM (ZLI7S)
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Yeah, there's no going back to business as usual.
These fuckers are protesting a woman who's going to hug crack babies.
Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:10 AM (RU4sa)
Well, that would explain why a company that I buy from, Backcountry Edge, abruptly changed their name to "Enwild".
Posted by: Bert G, From A Hotel Room In an Undisclosed Location at November 07, 2019 12:10 AM (bEDGQ)
Posted by: Pete Bog
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Virtue signaling>reality
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (xSo9G)
*hums, "Gopher Tuna, Needs More Tuna . . ."*
https://youtu.be/pQEfxhvAy0c
Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (RU4sa)
Yeah, there's no going back to business as usual.
These fuckers are protesting a woman who's going to hug crack babies.
Posted by: SMH
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"Fundamental change"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:12 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Pete Bog
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Virtue signaling>reality
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (xSo9G)
Apparently becoming a third-world shithole is virtuous.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 12:12 AM (aKsyK)
Having followed these events closely I still don't understand that turn. Unless it happened before Trumps eyes were fully opened to the corruption and rebellion he faces
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:13 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:13 AM (ZLI7S)
Anyone who still believes that was suicide is stupid or a liar.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:14 AM (FmhK2)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 12:15 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2019 12:15 AM (EZebt)
I think they got word that Flynn was in trouble and going to be indicted so they wanted to get rid of him. This was indeed before they knew just what fabricated bullshit this whole thing was.
Everything about this -- every damn thing -- is fabricated bullshit of the Russian pee-whore level.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:15 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:08 AM
When I worked in the hospital, the nursing supervisor took issue with my moving bodies on the main lift and wrote me up once... She said I was supposed to use the freight lift, which I thought was disrepectful as the former patients were good enough to have ridden the main lift when they were admitted!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:16 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2019 12:17 AM (L2ZTs)
"Epstein is dead in America
That's what I said in America
Strangled in bed in America
We're filled with dread in America! "
Posted by: keena at November 07, 2019 12:17 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM (KP5rU)
At nursing homes, they usually try to keep the patients from seeing when they haul a body out. I remember that when an uncle died. The nurses went and closed all the doors to the patient rooms on the route they were going to wheel him out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (xSo9G)
Apparently becoming a third-world shithole is virtuous.
But aren't there enough conniving little wannabes that someone would realize that voters would support less signaling and more running out of town. They can't really believe the crap they spew. Unwashed vegetable salads from SALINAS have less shit on them than your typical homeless misunderstood noble savage.
Yes I was in Berkeley yesterday. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 12:12 AM
Bare Backcountry...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:20 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Should I post again the list of crimes which the Suffolk County DA 'declines to prosecute'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:21 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Stolen from Limbaugh at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM (Ltv6g)
Ah. The belly of the beast.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lurking Loser at November 07, 2019 12:23 AM (fPQJB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:23 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM
We did that in the hospital, too...
If one doesn't know what a morgue cart looks like, he'd think it was just an empty gurney, but it is easily recognisable... The hospital staff knew what it was, and wouldn't get on the lift with that cart...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:16 AM (7WaWV)
On the one hand, that's quite noble of you. On the other hand, they're dead so they don't care.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (KP5rU)
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Yup. Who wants to live forever, anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (FmhK2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (KP5rU)
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Yup. Who wants to live forever, anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (FmhK2)
Not I. But I need to start living first.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:26 AM (NWiLs)
Flynn was the DNI under Obama until he was fired for openly going against Obama's strategy in the Middle East. As the DNI he saw all of the US intelligence from every branch including what we now know was the completely corrupt NSA. Trump also knew because of both Flynn and Mike Rogers.
Flynn is a spook's spook. It was his entire military career. He didn't get tricked by the FBI. He's also not been sentenced since he plead guilty on December 1, 2017. He didn't do anything wrong and yet he lied about it to Pence?
His case is now disintegrating into a pile of FBI lies.
Seems a bit odd, no?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:26 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Charges for which the Default is to Decline Prosecuting (unless supervisor permission is obtained).
Trespassing
Shoplifting (including offenses that are essentially shoplifting but charged as larceny)
Larceny under $250
Disorderly conduct
Disturbing the peace
Receiving stolen property
Minor driving offenses, including operating with a suspend or revoked license
Breaking and entering — where it is into a vacant property or where it is for the purpose of sleeping or seeking refuge from the cold and there is no actual damage to property
Wanton or malicious destruction of property
Threats – excluding domestic violence
Minor in possession of alcohol
Drug possession
Drug possession with intent to distribute
A stand alone resisting arrest charge, i.e. cases where a person is charged with resisting arrest and that is the only charge
A resisting arrest charge combined with only charges that all fall under the list of charges to decline to prosecute, e.g. resisting arrest charge combined only with a trespassing charge
Posted by: Stolen from Limbaugh at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Stolen from Limbaugh at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (xSo9G)
We are all Epstein now ...
because we haven't killed ourselves either.
What say you, Georgie "Li'l Stephie"? You solid with that, you little media smotherer, you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:29 AM (7WaWV)
When will George Stephanopoulos come clean about his role in suppressing ABC's Epstein information?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 12:30 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (FmhK2)
Not I. But I need to start living first.
When Sandahl Bergman said that in the first Conan I was absolutely in agreement. If she was in the mix somewhere. My goodness what a hottie
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:31 AM (Ltv6g)
And as I've said from day one, the idea that a former DIA director [or a first-year low-level staffer, for that matter] would *lie to FBI agents about the content of a call they KNOW was monitored* has always been implausible, and bizarre. And I think Flynn even alluded to this with the agents, joking about correcting his memory [cannot recall where I saw this].
Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 12:32 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
When the first turd you shat as a newborn asserts itself as a sentient being and demands re-insertion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 12:33 AM (1Vobx)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:33 AM (ZLI7S)
Ambassador Gordon Sondland, who testified in the impeachment farce, flew back to Portland, and was met by a large crowd of protestors and a TV crew at the airport. (Interesting question: precisely who tipped off the protestors and TV station that Sondland was flying in?)
A comment from a typical Portland leftist about this:
May all the wealthy weasels who collaborated with Trump be followed like this for the rest of eternity
Yeah, we're steadily heading closer to civil war, and soy boys like the commenter above have no idea what is going to happen to them if it happens.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:33 AM (I2/tG)
Seems a bit odd,
It does but I can't believe the stories I've read that this was some clever trap that Flynn and the real Americans laid for the deep state. The prescience and patience required for that is too much.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:34 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:34 AM (FmhK2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2019 12:37 AM (a4EWo)
Oh boy. I am so very sorry. Alzheimer's is just awful.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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About the same time that he comes clean about suppressing Clinton's abuse of women.
Remember the video of Stephanopoulos threatening the reporter over that? F/F to 0:40
http://tinyurl.com/y5hqgqj8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:38 AM (xSo9G)
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Oy, vey. I'm so sorry, and I can pray for you guys, but that's all I've got.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:39 AM (FmhK2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:39 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 12:40 AM (U9f86)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:40 AM (xSo9G)
Fun movie, great lines, James Earl Jones as a villain and did I mention Sandahl Bergman.
Google her her in All That Jazz for a more introspective look. Wow. Total Racehorse.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:40 AM (Ltv6g)
Neither do I.
I believe what I've always believed.
Trump and his team have know all along and planned accordingly.
Pence didn't go along with the 25th Amendment.
Neither did Rosenstein.
And Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:41 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:42 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:44 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 12:44 AM (U9f86)
I've lost a number of relatives to this scourge, including my mom. I can only begin to understand your pain. My deepest sympathies for you and your husband.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:44 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:44 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Off grid liberal at November 07, 2019 12:45 AM (j5zB1)
May all the wealthy weasels who collaborated with Trump be followed like this for the rest of eternity
Yeah, we're steadily heading closer to civil war, and soy boys like the commenter above have no idea what is going to happen to them if it happens.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:33 AM (I2/tG)
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Which is why I'm liking the idea of moving to the Ozarks myself, to be near the grnadbabies, of course.
Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:45 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:34 AM (Ltv6g)
Flynn was on the short list for National Security Advisor, and was loyal to Trump.
He was an insider who KNEW how the system worked, and who was going to support the President, and who would not.
He had to go.
But being an insider, he knew the power of the State, and once he was thrown to the wolves by Pence, he pled guilty to try to mitigate the fallout.
Its part of the public record that indeed, the DOJ searched his SON's house and Computers.
The implicit threat was clear, and he was getting NO backup at all from the new Administration, as the STAFF of said administration had decided he was a liability.
Thus, he pled guilty, when he was not. It happens all the damn time in our 'Justice' system, when someone pleads down to a lesser charge, because they don't believe they can beat the system.
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 12:45 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:47 AM (FmhK2)
I would go with a period and start with a new thought in a new sentence, or rewrite to combine both thoughts.
It would do better with being a bit more fleshed out, too.
Also, the mommy approval should probably go as a separate paragraph.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2019 12:47 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:47 AM (RU4sa)
That may be more scary and unbelievable
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:49 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
It is. And I have no answers. I think there's a point when we realize that life has some unkind things in store for us and we're never going to be up to facing them.
I can't imagine your situation, but I'm sure millions of us will face that situation.
There are a few good Al care giver forums out there for sure. Has his primary physicians given you any direction?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 12:49 AM (1Vobx)
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Things that will happen before Georgie 'fesses up:
I'll start.
*ahem*
When Hillary grows a heart.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:50 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (NWiLs)
Sure hope so. A world without him wouldn't be nearly as promising
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (Ltv6g)
It doesn't occur to soy boy that all of Portland's water, all of Portland's power, and all of Portland's food come from deep red rural areas where the locals tend to be heavily armed. That's where the Oregon National Guard tends to come from as well.
Why these people happily push the country towards civil war, considering the consequences if it happens, is the result of terminal stupidity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (I2/tG)
31yr Old Identifies As A 10yr Old Pee-Wee Football Player, Scores 21 Touchdowns In A Game
https://tinyurl.com/y4rkvqho
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:53 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:54 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (I2/tG)
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Those pulling the strings aren't stupid at all.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:54 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:55 AM (RU4sa)
And I'd still like a full disclosure of the Mueller scope and authorities [the two after the brief initial one, that is]. Not to mention a full investigation, with conesquences, of the entire Mueller enterprise, to include its very creation.
But we'll *never* get that.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 12:55 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:56 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 12:55 AM (QDnY+)
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Justice in this lifetime? Nah.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:56 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (I2/tG)
Yup, saw it in my military career time and time again.
Staff Officers? Liberals from the city.
Line Officers? Mixed Bag.
Most of enlisted? from Flyover Country.
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 12:57 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 12:59 AM (U9f86)
>>That may be more scary and unbelievable
Have you ever heard of project ESCHELON? It's more commonly known now as Five Eyes.
There isn't a word that's transmitted that the government doesn't know.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:59 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:56 AM
Maybe in PDT's second term???
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:59 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (I2/tG)
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Those pulling the strings aren't stupid at all.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:54 AM (RU4sa)
They may not be stupid, but they are not wise.
They have lived their lives without consequence, because people like you and me made them safe.
We protected them from the results of bad policy.
From Viet Nam on, they were able to play with lives and countries, with no personal consequence. Other people Sons died for their games.
This, will be different. But they have no clue.
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 01:00 AM (NgKpN)
Interview some of the Hospices.
Some consider Alzheimer's terminal (and it is) so they can give you some respite.
Posted by: MarkY at November 07, 2019 01:00 AM (HbhkC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 01:00 AM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:01 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:01 AM (U9f86)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:01 AM (RU4sa)
There isn't a word that's transmitted that the government doesn't know.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Well, almost. There are clearly some code sequences that we have collected, but been unable to interpret, e.g., 'flop sweat', 'pudding cups', etc., plus veiled references like 'toaster', 'sofa', 'chicken'. We're still working on it.
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at November 07, 2019 01:04 AM (xSo9G)
People on this site actually do give a shit. It's why I kick it here. One of these Morons pulled me back from the edge of some stupid ideas not a month ago.
It's a pretty good place to loiter around.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:06 AM (FmhK2)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=92443
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:06 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:07 AM (U9f86)
JackStraw I have heard of Echelon Five Eyes. It would be ironic if it's finest hour came from catching the very people who would use that kind of power to enslave us.
I grieve that in the post 911 world the civil rights of Americans would matter so little. But hell yes we bug the rest of the world and work overtime to prevent them from doing the same to us.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 01:07 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
There are worse places to shoe gaze loudly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 01:08 AM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:08 AM (U9f86)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=92449
IN REMEMBRANCE:
Michael Grant Cahill
Age: 62
Hometown: Spokane, Washington
John P. Gaffaney
Age: 56
Hometown: Serra Mesa, California
Juanita L. Warman
Age: 55
Hometown: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Libardo Eduardo Caraveo
Age: 52
Hometown: Woodbridge, Virginia
Russell Gilbert Seager
Age: 51
Hometown: Racine, Wisconsin
Justin Michael DeCrow
Age: 32
Hometown: Plymouth, Indiana
Frederick Greene
Age: 29
Hometown: Mountain City, Tennessee
Amy Sue Krueger
Age: 29
Hometown: Kiel, Wisconsin
Kham See Xiong
Age: 23
Hometown: Saint Paul, Minnesota
Michael S. Pearson
Age: 22
Hometown: Bolingbrook, Illinois
Jason Dean Hunt
Age: 22
Hometown: Norman, Oklahoma
Francheska Velez (Was pregnant at the time of the massacre)
Age: 21
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois
Aaron Thomas Nemelka
Age: 19
Hometown: West Jordan, Utah
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:10 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Everywhere?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 01:11 AM (xSo9G)
the real issue is that all of this data is worthless.
You cannot look at it in real time, and get any use of the intelligence UNLESS you are looking for something specific.
It CAN be used, after the fact, to either prosecute, or find connections.
But it primarily seems to be used to leak information on those who are your political opponents.
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 01:12 AM (NgKpN)
Asshole should have never made it to trial/tribunal(?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:12 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:07 AM (U9f86)
I am sure this will help sales with the woke masses!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:13 AM (2B9A/)
I've been everywhere else all day. ace or someone did bring up the FBI's mistake about whose notes they turned over to Sidney Powell, rigit?
the DOJ just admitted to @SidneyPowell1 that the handwritten notes it identified as written by Peter Strzok were *actually written by Joe Pientka*. That's cool, it's not a major felony case against a 30 year veteran and 3 star general or anything
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 01:13 AM (JXLYx)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:14 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:16 AM (U9f86)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:16 AM (U9f86)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Hey Deb. It's ok to cry. Remember it's that damn disease not the man you used to know. Lay it on me sister
Vent .I was about to slink off but saw your post.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...been there at November 07, 2019 01:19 AM (vSTQF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 01:19 AM (7WaWV)
https://tinyurl.com/ybuylmrb
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:19 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:20 AM (U9f86)
I've been everywhere else all day. ace or someone did bring up the FBI's mistake about whose notes they turned over to Sidney Powell, rigit?
the DOJ just admitted to @SidneyPowell1 that the handwritten notes it identified as written by Peter Strzok were *actually written by Joe Pientka*. That's cool, it's not a major felony case against a 30 year veteran and 3 star general or anything
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 01:13 AM (JXLYx)
There was a thread on it earlier. Lies and incompetence from the bestest and brightest and most honest people there ever was or shall be or something.
Now they want us to shut up and just trust them that they turned over everything they were supposed to for discovery. Right.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 07, 2019 01:21 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...been there at November 07, 2019 01:21 AM (vSTQF)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:21 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I'd settle for a reason to re-evaluate personnel something-something. And something-something. But yolo!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 01:22 AM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:22 AM (U9f86)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:24 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:27 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:27 AM (U9f86)
@AnandWrites 7h
Astonishing.
@BillGates, the great philanthropist of our age, is so attached to his own wealth that he refuses to rule out voting to re-elect a white nationalist demagogue over Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 01:27 AM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...been there at November 07, 2019 01:27 AM (vSTQF)
There was a thread on it earlier. Lies and incompetence from the bestest and brightest and most honest people there ever was or shall be or something.
Now they want us to shut up and just trust them that they turned over everything they were supposed to for discovery. Right.
Posted by: Bilwis,
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Thanks, Bilwis. Didn't think ace would have missed that. Maybe I'll go read it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 01:29 AM (JXLYx)
Nidal Hasan wrote a letter asking to be made a citizen of the caliphate to Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, before Abu died whimpering like a filthy flea-bitten dog.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:30 AM (FmhK2)
Senator Kamala Harris has proposed legislation called The Family Friendly Schools Act which would award five-year grants of up to $5 million to 500 U.S. school districts with the purpose of building a new school day around an 8 a.m. to 6 p.m., Monday through Friday school week.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 01:33 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:20 AM (U9f86)
Pigs can chew just fine, there's no need to waste time and energy with making him into a slurry.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 07, 2019 01:34 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:35 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 07, 2019 01:34 AM (tVQUs)
I do not think turning Nidal Hassan into a slurry could ever be seen as a waste of time and effort.
Or a good woodchipper.
Feet first.
Alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:37 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:42 AM (2B9A/)
https://tinyurl.com/y3zqahud
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:04 AM (FmhK2)
It doesn't look like it would be expensive. Maybe it comes equipped with blonde chick under desk insulation. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 01:42 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 01:42 AM (9Om/r)
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It runs about $1200 on the low side. That's if I want to repair finish, which I can do. It's a really pricey desk. Better condition ones run around $1500+. It's an Acclaim... it's classic
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:46 AM (FmhK2)
Interview some of the Hospices.
Some consider Alzheimer's terminal (and it is) so they can give you some respite.
Posted by: MarkY
Deb
They all consider it terminal. The question is what stage. If your husbands doctor makes the determination most hospice organizations will do an evaluation . Their general criteria is 6 monthes to live. They can't determine an actual time frame but the presence of late stage symptoms and any other health issues are taken into consideration. My daughter ( a Hospice RN) had an
Alzheimer's client who was on Hospice for almost 18 months. Hospice was a godsend in our lifes
Posted by: Sock Monkey...been there at November 07, 2019 01:48 AM (vSTQF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:46 AM (FmhK2)
What the hell? Solid walnut, I get it might be pricey, but how in the hell does it get up to $1600?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:48 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:49 AM (U9f86)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:50 AM (U9f86)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:51 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:48 AM (2B9A/)
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Because it's a Lane. The name and build quality mean you can keep it in good shape and sell it forever. I would never sell it if I got one though. It would totally be a sunk cost.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:51 AM (FmhK2)
want to repair finish, which I can do. It's a really pricey desk. Better
condition ones run around $1500+. It's an Acclaim... it's classic
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:46 AM (FmhK2)
Shit man, for something that looks like the stuff my parents tossed when cleaning out granny's house? For that money you can probably get a copy of the resolute desk. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 01:52 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:53 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (pEPTW)
They won't be able to make me give up my coffee.
Period.
I don't care if it is good for me, or bad for me.
Posted by: BackcountryFlyover at November 07, 2019 01:55 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 01:55 AM (CDGwz)
Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'? Yuengling? Turnip? Val-U-Rite? Peanut butter? Marmite? Cigar ashes? Kerosene?
I'd genuinely like to know. Meanwhile I'm considering throwing some salsa taqueria into the pot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Either dutch cocoa, or instant Italian espresso.
Posted by: BackcountryFlyover at November 07, 2019 01:58 AM (Rbu5d)
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I hear ya. But once you see and feel the Lane Acclaim furniture in person... it's dope. I already found the coffee and end-tables for my parents, and they're gorgeous.
But I want the desk for me. It's a pure vanity, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:01 AM (FmhK2)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
You, too, huh?
Posted by: BackcountryFlyover at November 07, 2019 02:01 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 01:55 AM (CDGwz)
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Back in the 90s, they were selling mothballed Sabre jets for $30,000. I don't know if they're still selling them, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:04 AM (FmhK2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:06 AM (FmhK2)
Test
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 02:07 AM (JXLYx)
Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'? Yuengling? Turnip? Val-U-Rite? Peanut butter? Marmite? Cigar ashes? Kerosene?
I'd genuinely like to know. Meanwhile I'm considering throwing some salsa taqueria into the pot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Either dutch cocoa, or instant Italian espresso.
Posted by: BackcountryFlyover at November 07, 2019 01:58 AM
My people call it "chilli"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 02:12 AM (7WaWV)
If you bought one of those surplus ones when I was a kid, you'd make a killing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:12 AM (FmhK2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's
Usually smart quotes or hidden unicode characters will hem you up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 02:13 AM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 02:19 AM (NWiLs)
Acclaim furniture in person... it's dope. I already found the coffee and
end-tables for my parents, and they're gorgeous.
But I want the desk for me. It's a pure vanity, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:01 AM (FmhK2)
Well they do look pretty well made, and not from pressed cardboard, so quality costs. I like nice desks myself, but I gravitate towards the emperor class of desks. lol. I made the desk I'm using now, its pretty nice, solid cherry top. I promised to make myself a real ornate one one day, but thats when I have a week of absolutely nothing to do, and maybe a bigger house to fit it lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 02:23 AM (9Om/r)
Because it's a Lane. The name and build quality mean you can keep it in good shape and sell it forever. I would never sell it if I got one though. It would totally be a sunk cost.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Those live edge river latex tables arehella popular on youtube.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 02:28 AM (1Vobx)
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Ok, if that's how you want to roll... make it from basalt. With a matching, working desk-throne. Maybe an onyx one, with sharkskin upholstery.
If I had the cash, I'd do it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:32 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:38 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:39 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:39 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:42 AM (2B9A/)
Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Thursday, November 7, 2019. On this day in 1954 Ellis Island ceased operations. Today it is a national monument, part of the Stature of Liberty monument system. It, or something similar, should be reopened.
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:46 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y3laxk8n
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:46 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y3pf2x35
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:47 AM (mpXpK)
Of course meaning their lying jackal who is NOT a whistleblower.
A blind pig blocked this obvious ploy.
https://tinyurl.com/y3puaz9m
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:47 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y67ulp2q
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:47 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y2fhnm6w
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:48 AM (mpXpK)
Philadelphia has really become another Democrat run Hell like Detroit. Here we have a ten year old boy shot in the head by a senseless 'drive-by' shooting.
https://tinyurl.com/yxe58f47
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:48 AM (mpXpK)
Rumor has it that Jeff Sessions will announce his run for his old Senate job today. This after he has repeated said he will not run. His job as AG was a POS that had to have hurt him for any future run for office.
https://tinyurl.com/y4xltsnc
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:48 AM (mpXpK)
Yet another Obama black robe totally exceeds his authority and makes a nationwide ruling against Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/yy4xwp7g
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:49 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:49 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:50 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:53 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Is Worcestershire Sauce considered a secret ingredient? Because Worcestershire Sauce is my go-to secret ingredient.
Or how about a tablespoon or so of Do(enya)a Maria Brand Mole Sauce (mole with an accent on that 'e')? (A Colombian food product found in the international aisle of your local mega mart.)
But other than that, I do sometimes add a dash of cocoa powder. So I'm in agreement on that one.
Posted by: RickZ at November 07, 2019 03:04 AM (Y8PSl)
Sorry it's been a tough day, Debby. I hope you have some help so that you can get a little bit of a break.
Here's a tip i've heard that i keep repeating to myself: do i want to be happy, or do i want to be right? Also, i keep reminding myself to watch the tone in my voice. Mom definitetly reacts differently if i reflect my annoyance with the things she does that are so crazy.
Keeping you in my prayers.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:17 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:27 AM (6NTwP)
Mornin', all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:34 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 03:48 AM (ZCEU2)
I need to get up and moving if I want 1st breakfast.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:52 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 03:53 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:54 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:00 AM (ZCEU2)
The picture of the desk you posted is kinda cool. A bit modern for my decor, but that tabletop is definitely interesting.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:01 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: JT at November 07, 2019 04:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:03 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:03 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:01 AM (6NTwP)
Yeah, the stainless pretty much does absolutely nothing. I have never been a huge fan of the brushed metal look for furniture. Gimme wood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 04:04 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:07 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
My dad did a lot of furniture refinishing as a hobby, so the antique stuff is more my thing.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:11 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:13 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 04:21 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:22 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:24 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:25 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:26 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:29 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:41 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Have as great day horde
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 05:52 AM (7rVsF)
Cancer sucks, but Alzheimer's is probably worse. At least my mind is still sharp.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 05:53 AM (yQlY7)
Posted by: Rufus Al Douchebagi at November 07, 2019 05:57 AM (OKp8N)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 05:58 AM (JFO2v)
Over the last couple of days, I've also been catching up on laundry. I've been doing small loads at a time and I still have a couple to go. I'm getting my bedroom cleared out to make room for the new bed.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 05:59 AM (yQlY7)
see LA Times (cartel in house paper) was defending the cartels because Mormons or something you know.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS
To the Left, there's no thug too thuggish and no regime too loathsome that they cannot be favorably compared the the United States and Americans. Because they always - always! - side with the enemies of this country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 06:01 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 06:04 AM (el8j3)
see LA Times (cartel in house paper) was defending the cartels because Mormons or something you know.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS
To the Left, there's no thug too thuggish and no regime too loathsome that they cannot be favorably compared the the United States and Americans. Because they always - always! - side with the enemies of this country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 06:01 AM (7rVsF)
It is just nice to see it in print. Cartel Thugs>>>American Mormons
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:05 AM (JFO2v)
I hope that new bed allows for Rest and Relaxation, amigo!
Might your days be fruitful and plentiful and your nights be restful and beautiful!
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:07 AM (Ckg4U)
I have heard a rumor to that effect, yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)
I read yesterday that the family version of the autopsy noted marks and cuts around the wrist and damage to one of the shoulders. Almost like his hands were tied behind his back.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:07 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:10 AM (Tnijr)
County government is vexed by the unacceptable situation, and working on legal ways to break down these barriers to non-wealthy folk living in homes that they can-not afford.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)
-Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:10 AM (Tnijr)
We've got gusto in The Horde!
...plus, your moniker is "freaked". *HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
And not only can't afford, but if given the chance to own a home of lesser value, have no knowledge of or desire to maintain it.
Let it crumble...move on.
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:13 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2019 06:15 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Are the 11,000 volunteering?
We can fire up the ovens if need be
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:16 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jsg at November 07, 2019 06:18 AM (0OuUt)
That's just wrong, right there.
Ovens contribute to global warming.
And worms still gotta eat.
Old ways are still the best ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)
But writer is wondering if it is based on racism as all the investigations involve Chinese.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:18 AM (JFO2v)
And worms still gotta eat.
Old ways are still the best ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
No problem, they're electric ovens
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:19 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:19 AM (L3Rsz)
I hope that new bed allows for Rest and Relaxation, amigo!
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:07 AM (Ckg4U)
I am really looking forward to it! It will be a huge improvement over my old bed. In the hospital and rehab center, I spent many nights propped up in the bed reading and falling asleep with the book in my lap. Now I'll be able to do it at home.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:19 AM (yQlY7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)
-Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:15 AM (JFO2v)
They've been saying this since the Sixties.
...wasn't true then, isn't true now. And yet I still can't escape Microsoft and Bill Gates, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MMifQvuN08 nor the Sodomite, Tim Cook.
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Remember that seven year old boy trapped in that sex change battle in Texas?
Some good news.
Link to Zip's place.
https://bit.ly/2JUG5Aw
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:23 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:24 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:24 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:25 AM (Tnijr)
-Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:19 AM (yQlY7)
That kicks All-Sorts-of-Ass, Brother! ...I totally Get It.
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:25 AM (Ckg4U)
Some good news.
Wait, the KID decided to attend school as a boy?
They're letting a seven year old decide something like that?
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:26 AM (vd8XM)
They don't make 'em like they used to. We're hoping our 30 yr old fridge keeps going.
Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:26 AM (L3Rsz)
________
I thought that in Omar's "faith tradition" this should involve mobs throwing stones at her.
O tempora!
O mores!
Posted by: Eeyore at November 07, 2019 06:27 AM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: lizabth
I just don't want a new one. Looking at the time per load for the new washers, they're showing something like 70 to 80 minutes. The one we have now is about 40 minutes.
Of course ours doesn't have wifi and bluetooth
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/347629/
What's gonna happen when somebody testifies to their belief that Epstein did not kill himself, based on their readings of a newspaper?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2019 06:30 AM (NVYyb)
It is the "pick and choose" religion of peace
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:30 AM (vd8XM)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
Mrs VIA's late Great-Aunt's unit is still chugging along.
Date of manufacture...
August, 1945.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 06:32 AM (WI7YS)
Mrs VIA's late Great-Aunt's unit is still chugging along.
Date of manufacture...
August, 1945.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
The 16-inch gun on top is an attractive feature.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 06:33 AM (7rVsF)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/347629/
What's gonna happen when somebody testifies to their belief that Epstein did not kill himself, based on their readings of a newspaper?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)
I saw the apparition of Sarah Good, which did torture me most grievously, but I did not know her name until the 27th of February, and then she told me her name was Sarah Good, and then she did prick me and pinch me most grievously, and also since, several times, urging me vehemently to write in her devils book.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:34 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2019 06:34 AM (DBGf/)
Goes back to when the Army-Navy surplus stores had some really cool stuff for sale.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:34 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y37nrm4v
I ordered it the day I was discharged from rehab, and it arrived on Tuesday.
My old bed is a queen size futon. It served me well for many years, but it no longer meets my needs. It's low and flat, and hard to get in and out of.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:35 AM (yQlY7)
Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:35 AM (L3Rsz)
How's the new job? Are you surrounded by children who think you are a dinosaur?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:36 AM (u82oZ)
_______
What would we do without science?
In college a roommate came up with, "Tomorrow? I don't respect you now." We then put our heads together and composed:
Don't need no lasting treasure
Just want a moment's pleasure
Tonight
I might
Tell you a pack of lies
But I'll forget you
Tomorrow
In those days we were real men. We did all that while holding our own beers.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 07, 2019 06:36 AM (ZbwAu)
Wow. Another nurse population for your groupies.
Seriously, I respect the decision. F Cancer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:37 AM (u82oZ)
Counted over 27 different hashes for one of the little tykes yesterday.
Ace must have really smacked somebody's hornet nest recently.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba)
Actual electrical demand over a 24 hour period is dramatically lower than any new model.
Absolutely no bells and whistles.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:39 AM (cqNba)
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It's hard to take this impeachment seriously, given that witnesses like this clown march forward with water cooler office gossip whose main point seems to be that Trump is setting foreign policy.
These adolescents think they will pay no penalty for starting this ball rolling. They see nothing happened to Lois Lerner, Andrew McCabe, Yates, Comey, Brennan and all the others.
Until that fixed attitude changes, we will continue to see these sorts of asshats coming out of the woodwork for their fifteen minutes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2019 06:40 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: rickl
No hammock
Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2019 06:40 AM (zV0wX)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 07, 2019 06:40 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
The guy is pretty funny. I wish him fame, fortune, and many cheesehead hats.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2019 06:44 AM (zV0wX)
But the Trump administration had a package of aid to the Ukraine?"
"Yes."
"Including lethal defensive weapons?"
"Yes."
"Financial assistance?"
"I was very happy about that."
"And was that an improvement [over] years prior?"
"It was."
"Was it a substantial improvement?"
"It was a substantial improvement
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
The big one is trying to get AT&T to wire my rural enclave with fiber optics.
Have a blessed day, everyone. May you never need your car as part of your Mattis Plan. Head on a swivel, however.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
And now, on top of that, it seems that Trump is being accused of removing Ambassadors who do not perform as expected.
https://bit.ly/2NqV3An
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:45 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:47 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: saf at November 07, 2019 06:48 AM (5IHGB)
County government is vexed by the unacceptable situation, and working on legal ways to break down these barriers to non-wealthy folk living in homes that they can-not afford.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
In other words, local politican didn't get their vig.
Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2019 06:49 AM (zV0wX)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (Dhht7)
My old bed is a queen sized futon....^^^
Well my old man's a dustman...............
sing along.....
Posted by: saf at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (Dc2NZ)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: saf at November 07, 2019 06:53 AM (5IHGB)
Keeping you in my prayers.
May God continue to Bless you, and keep you in His arms.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 06:54 AM (fInJv)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y37nrm4v
I ordered it the day I was discharged from rehab, and it arrived on Tuesday.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:35 AM
Rickl, that's the bed I got for my wife. She said it's so much better than the hospital beds. Cats also like it. They think we got it for them.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 07, 2019 06:54 AM (Dhht7)
And now, on top of that, it seems that Trump is being accused of removing Ambassadors who do not perform as expected.
https://bit.ly/2NqV3An
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:45 AM
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What a fvcking idiot.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 07, 2019 06:56 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 07, 2019 06:57 AM (Dhht7)
Have a good day, NaCly Dog. Yes, the visiting nurses have been cute, too.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:57 AM (yQlY7)
https://tinyurl.com/yykt94ac
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2019 06:57 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:59 AM (JFO2v)
"
Pssstttt...
Ace was on it.
And a fine time was had by all.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/384180.php
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 07:01 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:03 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 07, 2019 07:03 AM (uDh3k)
Shit flies so fast when the boss is on fire that one can't keep up with him, the threads, nor the comments.
And with the Troll invasion yesterday, shit was flying fast and loose.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 07:06 AM (cqNba)
And {{{hugs}}} to you rickl. I respect your decision and, as always, let me know if there is ANYTHING I can do for you.
And ditto to the F cancer....
Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 07:06 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 07:10 AM (yQlY7)
Posted by: Colin at November 07, 2019 07:11 AM (KNYVU)
Olddog, haven't seen you, hope your wife is doing as okay as possible.
Ok, better get back to work. See ya all tmrw
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 07:14 AM (fInJv)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2019 07:15 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: John Durham, sleepmeister at November 07, 2019 07:17 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:18 AM (oVJmc)
#twoweeks
Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2019 07:15 AM (ZfRYq)
2 weeks from when ?
Posted by: BILL CLINTON at November 07, 2019 07:18 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 07:18 AM (cF8AT)
Ilhan Omar only got around to marrying husband Ahmed Hirsi last year, but yesterday she she was legally divorced from him.
...So you're saying I have a chance.
Posted by: Smallish Bees at November 07, 2019 09:47 AM (YPgXi)
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