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Ace Of Spades Funtime Activity Book ONT

Help Ace find the Val-u-rite!

Maze by Sean C Jackson.jpg
(puzzle by Sean C Jackson, posted on Imgur, Ewok and bottle added by moi)

Hey AOP, I Found Some Friends For Ya!


'Berta?

(nods) 'berta.


That'd Do It

Evenin' Luv. Fancy puttin' a leg over?

Idiot.jpg
That is an altered Cyanide and Happiness strip, BTW

British slang is so odd. In college, I had an exchange student from London ask me if I could knock her up the next morning. Apparently this means “wake up”, which is a really awkward thing to discover when you show up naked.


The Tolerant Left


Radical Liberals Harass Rand Paul During Lunch: 'We're Not Putting Up With Your Bullsh*t!' (with video)


Dude was just sitting there eating. Remember kiddies, the left hates you, and your mere existence constitutes a provocation to them.


Broaden Your Horizons


The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.

― St. Augustine

Overhyped, Overrated Tourist Traps to Avoid at All Costs


This isn't a list of things like “The World's Largest Frying Pan” (Seen it. It's in Iowa), no, this list is composed of minor little tourist traps like The Louvre, The Great Wall Of China, The Pyramids and The Flavian Amphitheater (although she calls it the Colosseum). Seems her biggest problem with most of them is that they're just so full of yucky tourists and if they'd just get out of her way then she could enjoy an authentic experience. Seriously people, like, Ohh! Meye! Gawd!

Heaven forbid that other people might want to see these world wonders


Time For A Funny




Seems like that guy has taken the lessons of this video to heart:

I Love It When The Left Eats Its Own


"Everybody Is Freaking Out": Freelance Writers Scramble to Make Sense of New California Law


Seems like California has effectively outlawed working as a freelance writer. It's a payoff to unions, of course, but since 90% of freelance writers in California are probably to the left of Lenin, I find the blue on blue friendly fire to be endlessly amusing.


Motorcycle Or Surfboard?



Addicted To Clicks

Photographer Removes Phones From His Photos To Show How Terribly Addicted We’ve Become

I'd say something, but I'd just be throwing stones in my glass house.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the United Kingdom:

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1 1

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 24, 2019 10:03 PM (ECrgQ)

2 Shiny

Posted by: The squirrel tribunal at October 24, 2019 10:03 PM (tvKLv)

3 hey there hi there ho there.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 24, 2019 10:03 PM (J6P5a)

4 Woot! Now to call the corgis!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 24, 2019 10:03 PM (ECrgQ)

5 That's what you get for showing off...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 24, 2019 10:04 PM (J6P5a)

6 good evening

Posted by: wing at October 24, 2019 10:05 PM (JFzNN)

7 Power is back on in my nook of Failfornia.

Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2019 10:05 PM (b8jXd)

8 Well now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 10:06 PM (VrS9o)

9 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2019 10:06 PM (Y4EXg)

10 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

11 Seems like California has effectively outlawed working as a freelance writer.

Hilarious. The problem is that some of these freelance writers will move out of California, and will take their politics with them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:07 PM (I2/tG)

12 Thanks for the ONT.

The picture is so wee, I cannot tell what the val-u-rite bottle looks like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 10:07 PM (2B9A/)

13 I found it!
*hic*

- Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2019 10:07 PM (438dO)

14
fuck

most useful and versatile word in the English language.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

15 That Escher maze is...well...amazing!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:08 PM (mvenn)

16 BYOV.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 10:08 PM (2B9A/)

17 Weird Dave--That "f--ck" video is hysterical.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

18 14


fuck



most useful and versatile word in the English language.







Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)


Fuckin'-A-Right!

Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2019 10:10 PM (Dtf68)

19 You laugh about the cartoon at the end. But that sort of thing happened during (the tail end of) at least one dynasty in ancient China.

The Chief Eunuch for the second Emperor of the Qin Dynasty had essentially taken over the court, and was downplaying the seriousness of the ongoing revolts so that the current emperor wouldn't start trying to make waves and possibly threaten the Eunuch's control. So the last thing he wanted was a messenger from the front lines showing up and tipping off the Emperor that the revolts were much more serious than the Chief Eunuch was letting on...

Posted by: junior at October 24, 2019 10:11 PM (Fp6vo)

20 Muldoon! We knew you couldn't quit us.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 24, 2019 10:11 PM (qc+VF)

21 Didn't Paul Bunyan's giant frying pan have guys who strapped bacon to their feet and skated across it to grease it up?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:12 PM (mvenn)

22 Hi Muldoon!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

23

Forget it Jake...it's Escher Town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2019 10:13 PM (aKsyK)

24 Muldoon!

Well, isn't this a treat to beat all...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 10:13 PM (6qErC)

25 We knew you couldn't quit us.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg


********

I was doing real world stuff.


Mostly.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:13 PM (mvenn)

26 Walkin' in rhythm
movin' in style
woodchippered my house staff
be gone for a while...

Posted by: Hillary at October 24, 2019 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

27 'Didn't Paul Bunyan's giant frying pan have guys who strapped bacon to their feet and skated across it to grease it up'

no that was me

Posted by: Ann Navarro at October 24, 2019 10:14 PM (Tnijr)

28 So the last thing he wanted was a messenger from the front lines showing up and tipping off the Emperor that the revolts were much more serious than the Chief Eunuch was letting on...
Posted by: junior at October 24, 2019 10:11 PM (Fp6vo)


This is also the story of Hillary in the 2016 election.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

29

And if a house gets in my way, baby
Ya know I'll burn it down

Posted by: Terrible Ted at October 24, 2019 10:14 PM (aKsyK)

30 No Ewoks or 2 liter plastic bottles of Val-u-rite in plain sight, but a score of abandoned Vespas leads to near spontaneous aggravation.

Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2019 10:15 PM (kLDv+)

31 Hello ONT

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 24, 2019 10:15 PM (G546f)

32 Oh En FUCKING Tee.

How I crave the sight of thee.

After dinner the time doth lag.

Reading of some Swamper fag.

But now it's here, the night is free.

To read the comments in the Oh En FUCKING Tee!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

33 Hello votermom

this is ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

34 Tim Ryan has dropped out of the race. His support is expected to be picked up by Buttigedge, Gabbard, and Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombie.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (LxTcq)

35 LeftCoast, wouldn't it be great if Barr & Co. can get Huma to turn on Hillary?

It won't happen (she's sold her soul) but it's fun to think about.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

36 32 Oh En FUCKING Tee.

How I crave the sight of thee.

After dinner the time doth lag.

Reading of some Swamper fag.

But now it's here, the night is free.

To read the comments in the Oh En FUCKING Tee!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

Jim! You are a poet!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

37 This is also the story of Hillary in the 2016 election."

And last quarter's investors call with WeWork...

BTW, anyone else catch the report that "legal/prescription" opioids were reported in 1 percent of the fatalities?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (6qErC)

38 thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2019 10:17 PM (Kyj0g)

39 Calizuela is burning even with the power out.


How can this be?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 24, 2019 10:17 PM (pw+jk)

40 >>fuck

>most useful and versatile word in the English language.



It's also good for Floor Waxing and Punctuation!

Posted by: Hillary at October 24, 2019 10:17 PM (jeeHc)

41 >>Calizuela is burning even with the power out.


Their Eco-System demands it.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:17 PM (jeeHc)

42
Oh, Lawrence O'Donnell has got another theory about Durham. Trump is doing it to distract from his impeachment trial, which is pending hahaha.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 10:17 PM (7OILk)

43 Sounds like Katie Hill is channeling her own movie farce, with herself playing Wilbur Mills and Fanne Fox. Special appearance by her coochie starring as the D.C. Tidal basin.

Posted by: Kazi (last nick, promise) at October 24, 2019 10:18 PM (0x00j)

44 Tim Ryan has dropped out of the race"
Isn't Castro done as well?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 10:18 PM (6qErC)

45 Calizuela is burning even with the power out.


How can this be?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 24, 2019 10:17 PM (pw+jk)


It's like the miracle of Hanukkah.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

46 Tim Ryan has dropped out of the race. His support is expected to be picked up by Buttigedge, Gabbard, and Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombie.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (LxTcq)

Er, um, I don't think he had three supporters.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 24, 2019 10:18 PM (Rz2Nc)

47 Who's Tim Ryan??

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (UUBmN)

48 That Escher maze is...well...amazing!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:08 PM (mvenn)

---
DUDE!

good to see you...

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (Kyj0g)

49 Special appearance by her coochie starring as the D.C. Tidal basin."

Splish splash?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (6qErC)

50
Tim Ryan has dropped out of the race. His support is expected to be picked up by Buttigedge, Gabbard, and Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombie.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


Was he in any of the debates?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aKsyK)

51 I have never seen a val u rite. I guess I've lived in all the wrong places.
Meatloaf with duchess potatoes...what an odd combination, but a great dinner.

Posted by: Mohel by proxy at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (Bf3hj)

52 Jim! You are a poet!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:16

The REAL question is; DID he know it?!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (KA5Fy)

53 I'm looking forward to this year's staging of "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" by the ONT players.

MisHum is playing Lucy!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

54 The travel lady can suck it
I have only been to a few of those places and enjoyed them all

Posted by: Priapism at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (ucNdt)

55 Whose cock did Lawrence O'Donnell suck to get his gig?

Posted by: Fat Jack at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

56 BTW, anyone else catch the report that "legal/prescription" opioids were reported in 1 percent of the fatalities?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (6qErC)

Obviously, we need to start with a pilot program to stamp out legally prescribed opioids, and after we get that under control we'll expand the program!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 10:20 PM (VrS9o)

57 Hi Muldoon!
Posted by: Ladyl
++++++++++++++++
Muldoon!
Well, isn't this a treat to beat all...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


*******


*Forrest Gump wave*

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:20 PM (mvenn)

58 Ok I'll guess the cruise cuck spin:

Trump and Barr are using the phony Durham investigation to intimidate Democrats into dropping their investigation of his own corruption, making impeachment and removal MOAR IMPORTANT THAN EVER!!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 10:20 PM (5aX2M)

59 Dropping out was the only way Ryan could draw attention to his campaign.

Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2019 10:20 PM (Dtf68)

60 ..Jim! You are a poet!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)



Other than the occasional limerick (as inspired by Muldoon), I think that's about the third or fourth "poetic" thing I've ever written in my life.

I guess it wasn't an altogether terrible version, but it seems to be lacking bourbon.

S'cuse me while I remedy that situation.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 10:20 PM (QzJWU)

61 35 LeftCoast, wouldn't it be great if Barr & Co. can get Huma to turn on Hillary?

It won't happen (she's sold her soul) but it's fun to think about.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)


Now you're just teasing me.


Next thing you are going to tell me is that Kate Upton told Justin to take a hike because she found her real man in a suburb of Seattle.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 10:20 PM (sy5kK)

62 Run Seamus, RUN!

Posted by: Jenny at October 24, 2019 10:20 PM (jeeHc)

63 Ok the phone-less photos are brilliant and guilt inducing
I'm hoping getting back into crocheting can help me cut back

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 24, 2019 10:21 PM (G546f)

64 lots of fires vaguely near me, none that are anything more than smoke clouds and potential traffic issues, if i suddenly decide to go someplace i rarely go.

and i live at the upwind, bottom of the hill, so i'm pretty much golden if there is one in my area...

/knock on wood

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2019 10:21 PM (Kyj0g)

65 Puzzle pic = you can't get there from here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 10:21 PM (HaL55)

66 Jim! You are a poet!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:16

The REAL question is; DID he know it?!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (KA5Fy)


He sure did show it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 10:21 PM (VrS9o)

67 Whose cock did Lawrence O'Donnell suck to get his gig?

Posted by: Fat Jack at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)


uh, all of them?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2019 10:22 PM (q1Pj5)

68 Hi Muldoon, I was just missing you today!
Perfect timing

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 24, 2019 10:22 PM (G546f)

69 DUDE!

good to see you...
Posted by: redc1c



******

see @25

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:22 PM (mvenn)

70 55 Whose cock did Lawrence O'Donnell suck to get his gig?
Posted by: Fat Jack at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)


The list is long, but distinguished.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2019 10:22 PM (ZfRYq)

71 Hiya Muldoon!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 10:23 PM (QzJWU)

72 Muldoon's back? Greetings!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)

73 FOUND IT!!

Oh.

Posted by: Flyover at October 24, 2019 10:23 PM (B5K06)

74 *LeftCoast's doorbell rings*

*LC goes to answer it*

*Kate Upton wearing nothing but lots of strategically placed whipped cream is standing there*

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

75 70 55 Whose cock did Lawrence O'Donnell suck to get his gig?
Posted by: Fat Jack at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

The list is long, but distinguished.
Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2019 10:22 PM (ZfRYq)


STOP THE HAMMERING!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

76 The phone photos are great.
I walk around town and I am constantly astonished as to how I seem the only one not staring in to my phone every second.
I've seen mothers with double parambulators mindlessly shoving their offspring in to traffic while they update their facebook status.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at October 24, 2019 10:23 PM (w7KSn)

77 On TCM, "The Gorgon" is coming to it's climax. (Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee) I love Hammer Films!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (V2Yro)

78 55 Whose cock did Lawrence O'Donnell suck to get his gig?
Posted by: Fat Jack at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)



something tells me the Horde tonight is going to give us all the details.

All of them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (sy5kK)

79 Seems like California has effectively outlawed working as a freelance writer.

How many of them vote for democrats? If you vote for politicians who want to control every aspect of your life, don't be surprised when they enact laws to control every aspect of your life.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

80 That Escher maze is...well...amazing!!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:08 PM (mvenn)

Nice to see you here, Muldoon!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (QugKX)

81 >>>55 Whose cock did Lawrence O'Donnell suck to get his gig?

It was more of a hammering.

Posted by: MSNBC Producer at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (Dtf68)

82 I'd like a motorcycle. And some charisma.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

83 nerdygirl, you just outlined the reason why I don't care so much about trannies taking over women's sports.

For years women's sports, at all levels, has been full of angry feminist women. Now they're getting some payback.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

84 I got my copy of Lord of The Rings at Wall Drug Store, so I will never cast aspersions on it...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2019 10:25 PM (wYseH)

85 >>I'd like a motorcycle. And some charisma.


You'll settle for a Vespa and some Tasteful Modular European Shelving

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:25 PM (jeeHc)

86 74 *LeftCoast's doorbell rings*

*LC goes to answer it*

*Kate Upton wearing nothing but lots of strategically placed whipped cream is standing there*
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)


uh, uh, I just woke up, my door wide open, and there is whipped cream on my nose!

how did that happen?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 10:25 PM (sy5kK)

87 Seems like Katie Hill is now having to walk back lies.

She now admits the affair with the staffer was inappropriate.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (ZfRYq)

88 Whose cock did Lawrence O'Donnell suck to get his gig?

Posted by: Fat Jack at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)



The list is long, but distinguished.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2019 10:22 PM (ZfRYq)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS LONG DISTINGUISHED?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (q1Pj5)

89 @61 Next thing you are going to tell me is that Kate Upton told Justin to take a hike because she found her real man in a suburb of Seattle.

--------------------

Spokane, actually.

But close!

Posted by: junior at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (Fp6vo)

90 I'd like a motorcycle. And some charisma.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)


I had my charisma removed when I was in second grade. It was awesome. They let me have all the ice cream I wanted when I woke up.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (t+qrx)

91 You'll settle for a Vespa and some Tasteful Modular European Shelving
Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:25 PM (jeeHc)

I choose a warrior's death.
*glares defiantly*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

92 The owner of the company I work for sold the company. I missed the meeting today because my back has been messed up. We've been trying to finish the house so we can sell it and I can retire. It's unlikely the new owners will let me work from home like I do now. And there's no way I'll do a 3 hour commute for the pay I'm getting. Just hoping I can finish out the year.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (Lqy/e)

93 Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs

Wait until I pull the football on you. You'll be gone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

94 @SeanLangille

NEW: Sources tell @edhenry the long-awaited Justice Dept IG report will shed light on why the John Durham-led investigation is now officially a criminal probe

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (ZLI7S)

95 >> I got my copy of Lord of The Rings at Wall Drug Store, so I will never cast aspersions on it...


You could probably reaf the entire thing while driving across Iowa. Safely.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:26 PM (jeeHc)

96 I was doing real world stuff.

Mostly.
Posted by: Muldoon


Hold on. You mean this... isn't... ?

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2019 10:27 PM (IMdOQ)

97 Good evening.

My fellow Hordlings, if I may ask a favor.

Inevitably, several amongst us may very well run for public office. Maybe with a little luck, one may win (God help us all).

To those considering making the leap, please, for the love of all things holy, delete any pics you might have of yourself sitting naked on a couch brushing Ace's densely matted fur.

Thank you.

Posted by: Robert at October 24, 2019 10:27 PM (/wYzK)

98 MisHum, have you SEEN Great Pumpkin?

Lucy is the only sane one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

99 ...I'd like a motorcycle. And some charisma.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)



Know what you DO have? Cool. Met'cha and hung out a couple times in a couple different settings.

You ARE one cool dude, and your sense of humor is compelling.

Style, too. You cut a far more stylin' image than I do, any way ya cut it.

Nurse Ratched chose well!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 10:28 PM (QzJWU)

100
Overhyped, Overrated Tourist Traps to Avoid at All Costs

Sounds like a list from Rolling Stone.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2019 10:28 PM (aKsyK)

101 >>I'd like a motorcycle. And some charisma.

You'll settle for a Vespa and some Tasteful Modular European Shelving


You'll get an electric stand-up scooter and some stacked milk crates.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 24, 2019 10:28 PM (qc+VF)

102 You want naked Kate Upton
You'd settle for naked Kate Hill
You get naked Hillary

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 24, 2019 10:28 PM (G546f)

103 ... tourist traps like The Louvre, The Great Wall Of China, The Pyramids and The Flavian Amphitheater

*********

I have seen the David. Seen the Mona Lisa, too. And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:29 PM (mvenn)

104 To those considering making the leap, please, for the love of all things holy, delete any pics you might have of yourself sitting naked on a couch brushing Ace's densely matted fur.

Thank you.
Posted by: Robert at October 24, 2019 10:27 PM (/wYzK)


Not a chance. The image of me brushing Ace's matted fur is one I cherish. I can't part with it.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

105 34 Tim Ryan has dropped out of the race. His support is expected to be picked up by Buttigedge, Gabbard, and Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombie.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


What support?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

106 the latest stonetoss comic is great.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 10:29 PM (ykYG2)

107 Happy ONT, Weird Dave! Thanks.

Those fuck videos were da bomb!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2019 10:30 PM (TY826)

108 >>I have seen the David. Seen the Mona Lisa, too. And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues.


That last one. I envy you for that one.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:30 PM (jeeHc)

109 Posted by: VMom's phone at October 24, 2019 10:28 PM (G


That's just WRONG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

110 I gotta admit, I loved those pictures where the photographer air-brushed out the smart phones.

A friend of mine was so disgusted with guests at her house being on smart phones while visiting/having dinner that she placed a basket near the front door and tells people to deposit their phones there until they leave. Far too many of her small circle of friends are shocked she'd do that. She can see the withdrawal on their faces after the first five or so seconds.

I'd put my smart phone down more often if I had a smart phone in the first place.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 10:30 PM (Y8PSl)

111 Charisma from the Greek for grace and favor, especially from God.

You're actually quite charismatic Insom and greatly appreciated here.

Posted by: Kazi (last nick, promise) at October 24, 2019 10:30 PM (0x00j)

112 34 Tim Ryan has dropped out of the race. His support is expected to
be picked up by Buttigedge, Gabbard, and Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombie.

Posted by: BourbonChicken

I couldn't pick the guy out of a line-up. I doubt anyone else could either.

Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (14URa)

113 To those considering making the leap, please, for the love of all things holy, delete any pics you might have of yourself sitting naked on a couch brushing Ace's densely matted fur.

Thank you.
Posted by: Robert at October 24, 2019 10:27 PM (/wYzK)


Oh come on!

How else are we going to attract the Furry vote !???!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (LPnfS)

114 She now admits the affair with the staffer was inappropriate.

Posted by: blaster
________

Perhaps. I still think the 6th commandment is a little harsh.

Posted by: Bizzill-yo 42! at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (NH9pa)

115 So, as of tomorrow night, it will have been two weeks since an Antifa guy in Portland was hit by an SUV near an Antifa bar, and died at the hospital. The SUV was riddled with bullets, doubtless by the guy's two friends shooting at the SUV.

Antifa has told their people not to talk to the media and not to talk to the police, and has told people to delete all electronic communications that they had with dead Antifa guy.

The cops are also complying with Antifa's injunction, and are saying nothing, other than posting a $2,500 reward for evidence in the case. No arrests.

We still don't know who the SUV was registered to, where the guy who drove the SUV is, whether the cops think the Antifa people opened fire on the SUV before or after the SUV hit Antifa-guy, or anything else about the case.

It's looking less and less like a random encounter - it's possibly a drug deal gone bad, but it is also quite possible that it was an intra-Antifa hit.

I would be astonished if the two friends had legal Oregon concealed handgun permits, so the cops could arrest them for misdemeanors at least, and could bring attempted murder charges against them, to squeeze them into actually disclosing what they know. The cops aren't doing that.

There's a memorial service for Antifa-guy this weekend - I had assumed that we'd know a lot more about this case by then, but I guess not.

Blue city policing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

116 Hi Peaches!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

117 Oddly enough misanthropes don't really need charisma.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (mvenn)

118 Ahhh!
Mr Muldoon.
Glad to see you. It just hasn't been as pun around here.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (axyOa)

119 By the way, I don't know who Tim Ryan is, or that he's running.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

120 Because I know some of you will enjoy this...


A picture of a cosplayer at this year's Anime Expo, cosplaying Atago, from the mobile game Azur Lane.

https://tinyurl.com/yxau5r85


Same cosplayer, same outfit, same time, but from the viewpoint of the camera visible in that first picture.


https://tinyurl.com/y26q6qul

Posted by: junior at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (Fp6vo)

121 82 I'd like a motorcycle. And some charisma.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

-------------------------------

I certainly wouldn't mind some charisma!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2luuydk

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 24, 2019 10:32 PM (CAJOC)

122 Hey, Ladyl!

Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2019 10:32 PM (14URa)

123 Howdy all. Cool day here in Northern Illinois winter is coming.

I'm glad the Republicans invaded that secret hearing good for them. At least some of them have some balls.

Has anyone heard from insomniac tonight was wondering how he's doing. Also anyone talked to slap lately? I haven't heard from either lately and hope they're doing well.

Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2019 10:32 PM (zV+Kt)

124 OK, I'll say it. Katie Hill is not even remotely hot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2019 10:32 PM (JCrfD)

125 I distinctly remember the left/ Canadians, & Europeans declaring we were heathens for not traveling more. Going on Holiday in Spain and Greece rather than the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Washington DC, either coast etc.

Now we're told by those same people we're destroying the planet if we DARE travel as was preached to us just a decade ago.

Posted by: Mohel by proxy at October 24, 2019 10:33 PM (Bf3hj)

126 >>Same cosplayer, same outfit, same time, but from the viewpoint of the camera visible in that first picture.


That's some crack photography.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:33 PM (jeeHc)

127 junior, perspective is everything...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

128 ...delete any pics you might have of yourself sitting naked on a couch brushing Ace's densely matted fur.


*********


That seems a little nit-picky.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:33 PM (mvenn)

129 We haven't heard from Rickl in a while, either.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

130 Antifa has told their people not to talk to the media and not to talk to the police

Posted by: The ARC of History!
________

Finally, Antifa got two things right.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 24, 2019 10:34 PM (NH9pa)

131 Another cop dead at the hands of an illegal alien in Failfornia.

Gov. Newscum has blocked all death penalty sentences.

Waiting to see how this sick SOB spins this and blames Republicans. It was all over a dope grow. Cops responding to 911 call were ambushed.

There was another cop killing New Year's a couple years ago. Perp was a drunk Saudi with money. They won't discuss anything regarding his residency. Be

The place is chaos on parade.

Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2019 10:34 PM (b8jXd)

132 >>OK, I'll say it. Katie Hill is not even remotely hot.


She can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only the stench from her pussy.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:34 PM (jeeHc)

133 ...delete any pics you might have of yourself sitting naked on a couch brushing Ace's densely matted fur.

What about non-couch furniture? Like, shelves.

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2019 10:35 PM (JCrfD)

134 Good night and sweet dreams horde

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 24, 2019 10:35 PM (G546f)

135 Muldoon
I envy you getting to hear Doc.
Amazing man.
And, welcome back to whatever mirror universe this is.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 24, 2019 10:36 PM (Tt761)

136 A picture of a cosplayer at this year's Anime Expo, cosplaying Atago, from the mobile game Azur Lane.



https://tinyurl.com/yxau5r85


LOL the kid in the background!

Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2019 10:36 PM (Dtf68)

137 Yep, TomServo, I'm watching The Gorton too. Paul's in deep doo-doo but he doesn't realize it. Carla's not who you think she is, Paul.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 24, 2019 10:36 PM (RqQOX)

138 It's looking less and less like a random encounter - it's possibly a drug deal gone bad, but it is also quite possible that it was an intra-Antifa hit.

The victim was in the car until shortly before he was run over, and a day or two later Portland Antifa said it was "not a fascist operation", which in their topsy-turvy world means someone in Antifa did it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 10:36 PM (h2Bdk)

139 >>Er, um, I don't think he had three supporters.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

Sure he did. Two of them were in his underwear drawer though.

Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2019 10:37 PM (2cuLk)

140 One song I keep hearing every now and then on SiriusXM is this 1983 song by Christopher Cross, called All Right.

Every time I hear it I crack up. It's a big song and Christopher just doesn't have the range for it. He sounds like any other high-pitched awkward-voiced male would, singing to the song in the car. It's as if the producers WANTED him to sound like a dork.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I-cxF7jZH8

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

141 Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:34 PM (j

SNORT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

142

Tim Ryan ran against Nancy Pelosi for speaker of the House.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2019 10:37 PM (aKsyK)

143 I have seen the David. Seen the Mona Lisa, too. And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues.

I saw the Mona Lisa in the early 70's and you could walk right up and touch it, but you didn't because respect. Now I don't think you can get anywhere near it and the David is a copy.

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2019 10:37 PM (K22Va)

144 Gorgon. She's not a fisherman ffs. Stupid phone.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 24, 2019 10:37 PM (RqQOX)

145 I'm really trying not to get giddy, but former NSA head ADM Mike Rogers refused comment on whether he had spoken to Durham's team. Which is Washington for "yes."

Recall that Rogers did not sign Brennan and Clappers "17 Intel Chiefs Say" BS Assessment.

Someone has rolled, ya'll.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2019 10:38 PM (JCrfD)

146 Finally, Antifa got two things right.

Learning from the Mafia.

A left-wing alt-weekly in Portland noted that this is the first time Portland Antifa people have been known to have concealed handguns, let alone using them to blaze away at an occupied vehicle.

Also learning from the Mafia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:38 PM (I2/tG)

147 Best keep a distance from that antifa funeral.

Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2019 10:39 PM (Dtf68)

148 133 ...delete any pics you might have of yourself sitting naked on a couch brushing Ace's densely matted fur.

What about non-couch furniture? Like, shelves.

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2019 10:35 PM (JCrfD)

-----------------------------

Don't know about shelves, but an ottoman is right out!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 24, 2019 10:39 PM (CAJOC)

149 #115 Where's the vile Westboro Baptist Church funeral protesters when you need them?

They would be perfect at an Antifa funeral.

Perfect.

Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2019 10:39 PM (b8jXd)

150 "And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues."

Oh, Tell it again Grampa, Tell it Again!

Yeah, that's something I kick myself over, never seeing Arthel play live. I had the opportunity, but I didn't realize who he was. Big mistake, out of many.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 24, 2019 10:39 PM (NUalg)

151
NEW: Sources tell @edhenry the long-awaited Justice Dept IG report will shed light on why the John Durham-led investigation is now officially a criminal probe
Posted by: JackStraw

========

Hay Jack, if Mifsud's phone was FBI or CIA, why wouldn't they have done a remote factory reset on them? That's an easy thing to do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 10:40 PM (7OILk)

152 The Ewok might make... but skankles will find way to many steps

Posted by: Escher at October 24, 2019 10:40 PM (IIRVc)

153
Hay Jack, if Mifsud's phone was FBI or CIA, why wouldn't they have done a remote factory reset on them? That's an easy thing to do.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=========

Oh wait a minute, are Blackberrys different?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 10:40 PM (7OILk)

154 The victim was in the car until shortly before he was run over

Where did you hear that? I haven't seen that reported.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

155 I still wonder how that picture came up. She is naked. The other woman isn't.

Does the dude (presumably the photographer) have an esoteric kink?

'Yeah, baby, brush it just like that.'

Takes all kinds, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 10:41 PM (2B9A/)

156 B'Gal and I can vouch for Insom's charistmas. Lunch with him and Nurse was a hoot and a holler.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

157 >>Hay Jack, if Mifsud's phone was FBI or CIA, why wouldn't they have done a remote factory reset on them? That's an easy thing to do.

Even if they phones were wiped, what would a Russian spy be doing with US intel phones?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2019 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)

158 ARC
I've been trying to follow the antifa story from Central WA.
Nothing. no news, no talk or anything. Total embargo on information.
I'm sure the cops would like to try but Wheeler is pro antifa so nope. Pensions are more important.
That the media, as lame as it is, ignores it says much. None of it good.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 24, 2019 10:42 PM (Tt761)

159 They would be perfect at an Antifa funeral.

The Proud Boys are allegedly showing up.

So, we can have a riot at Antifa-guy's memorial service.

He would have wanted it that way.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

160 Ms Hill looks like the sub in that hair brushing pic.

Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2019 10:42 PM (Dtf68)

161 #146 is it aimed fire or do they hold their piece sideways gangster style and dump the clip hosing down their target and everything behind it?

Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2019 10:42 PM (b8jXd)

162 156 B'Gal and I can vouch for Insom's charistmas. Lunch with him and Nurse was a hoot and a holler.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

Was there hair brushing and bongs involved? IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)

163 The 'berta link is a hoot. I would totally do that. That racing is 200% more real than NASCAR, anymore. I wonder how I could meet up with that crew?

And the California freelance writers? If they are too dumb to figure out how to beat the new law, they deserve to go broke. Hint: find a state, (Delaware, maybe?), where it's cheap to incorporate. Then incorporate a metric fuckton of "writers' agencies". "ABC Writer's Agency", BCD Writer's Agency, etc. etc.

Writer shops story to publisher/magazine, who then contracts with ABC to buy the story. Next go-round, BCD gets the contract, and so on through the alphabet. Alphabet agencies take 5% off the top, to keep the lights on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 10:42 PM (QugKX)

164 Wonder if the travel writer found anyplace she liked? I agree that crowds of people diminish the experience but jeez someone should have left her at home. Never seen Denali but Mt McKinley is awe inspiring.

Posted by: The squirrel tribunal at October 24, 2019 10:43 PM (tvKLv)

165 I'm sure the cops would like to try but Wheeler is pro antifa so nope.

I had thought that Portland politicians wouldn't dare interfere in a homicide investigation, but I guess that was naive.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:43 PM (I2/tG)

166
Dear Ms. Hill,

We have reviewed your application for employment. Unfortunately, we have determined you do not meet our needs in the immediate to long term future.

Have a nice day.

-Brazzers

Posted by: Brazzers Casting at October 24, 2019 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)

167 Hair-grooming


*****

Medical Tidbit #789:

Hair-grooming syncope (fainting) is a real thing. Classically occurs with somebody standing behind the patient brushing, braiding, pony-tailing or otherwise grooming the hair. Traction on the scalp triggers a sudden vagus nerve response which leads to slow heart rate and drop in blood pressure, resulting in sudden loss of consciousness. Often includes a convulsion.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)

168 Tim Ryan has dropped out of the race. His support is expected to be picked up by Buttigedge, Gabbard, and Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombie.

Only if his mom votes three times.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2019 10:45 PM (IMdOQ)

169 dump the clip hosing down their target and everything behind it?

Since the Antifa-guys apparently didn't score any hits on the driver of the SUV, they were either drunk, incompetent, or both.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:45 PM (I2/tG)

170 >>Dear Ms. Hill,

We have reviewed your application for employment. Unfortunately, we have determined you do not meet our needs in the immediate to long term future.



She's quite retching.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:45 PM (jeeHc)

171 Flynn trial getting more fun. New info out.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2019 10:45 PM (QDnY+)

172 83 nerdygirl, you just outlined the reason why I don't care so much about trannies taking over women's sports.

For years women's sports, at all levels, has been full of angry feminist women. Now they're getting some payback.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Identity politics is all well and good until it is determined that some other victim group is more important than your victim group.
Sucks to base your life on being a vic

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

173 tim.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

174 167 Hair-grooming


*****

Medical Tidbit #789:

Hair-grooming syncope (fainting) is a real thing. Classically occurs with somebody standing behind the patient brushing, braiding, pony-tailing or otherwise grooming the hair. Traction on the scalp triggers a sudden vagus nerve response which leads to slow heart rate and drop in blood pressure, resulting in sudden loss of consciousness. Often includes a convulsion.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)

------------------------

But is there an ICD-10 code for that?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 24, 2019 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

175 Tim Ryan ran against Nancy Pelosi for speaker of the House.

Didn't he used to pitch for the Houston Astros?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 10:46 PM (HaL55)

176 OK, I'll say it. Katie Hill is not even remotely hot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2019 10:32 PM (JCrfD)

She is a ONE on the Scogg Dog binary scale, I'll give her that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 10:47 PM (QugKX)

177 Holy fuck

@Techno_Fog

BREAKING - new @SidneyPowell1 filing in the Flynn case.

Lisa Page edited the Flynn 302.

James Clapper told WaPo reporter Ignatius to basically "take the kill shot on Flynn"

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2019 10:47 PM (ZLI7S)

178 Mt McKinley is awe inspiring.

*******


Aw!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:47 PM (mvenn)

179 nerdygirl, exactly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

180 Dear Ms. Hill,

We have reviewed your application for employment. Unfortunately, we have determined you do not meet our needs in the immediate to long term future.

Have a nice day.

-Brazzers
Posted by: Brazzers Casting at October 24, 2019 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)

You know, in the day, this would have been a joke for Playboy in place of Brazzers. Honestly, we have already had school teachers doing porn though, so it would not be that big a leap for disgraced politicians. On the other hand: Hollywood for ugly people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 10:47 PM (2B9A/)

181 Tim Ryan ran against Nancy Pelosi for speaker of the House.
---

Didn't he used to pitch for the Houston Astros?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 10:46 PM (HaL55)


Was an NBC Sports play-by-play guy. Don't know if he still is or if he's even still alive.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 10:48 PM (Y8PSl)

182
The Daily Mail had the pics of the staffer unblurred. Thus confirming the reason they were blurred in the first place. Blur them back.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2019 10:48 PM (f1Vqw)

183 Whole buncha new stuff here...expect burning skulls tomorrow...info on Lisa Page, who is the one that edited Flynn's 302 and on Clapper.

https://tinyurl.com/y5sopv3y

And

https://tinyurl.com/y2qys65h

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 10:48 PM (cF8AT)

184 theothermccain.com/

There is an article here about the throuplist Katie Hills with a darkly amusing comment by someone named Ian Miles Cheong who compares this to the situation with Kavanaugh.

If Pravda Press/media didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any standards at all

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 10:48 PM (WI7YS)

185 154 The victim was in the car until shortly before he was run over

Where did you hear that? I haven't seen that reported.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)


Had to be either here or Instapundit.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)

186 Arc
The Portland Politicians are deep in the cops business. Wheeler, the mayor, is also the police commissioner.
Politics all the way down.
I also hadn't heard the dead guy had been inside the vehicle.
That the guys own mother doesn't want anyone talking says a lot as well.
Internal hit, drug deal, rumor he was an informant.
My best guesses.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 24, 2019 10:48 PM (Tt761)

187 Lisa Page edited the Flynn 302.


Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 10:49 PM (oVJmc)

188 Techno_fog is really active tonight. Apparently, they were altering Flynn's 302.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2019 10:49 PM (IMdOQ)

189 Best keep a distance from that antifa funeral.
Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2019 10:39 PM (Dtf6

Better yet, strafe it with an A-10 Warthog.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 10:49 PM (QugKX)

190 Oddly enough misanthropes don't really need charisma.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:31 PM (mvenn)
* * * *

But aren't we lucky that our Misanthropic Humanitarian has oodles of chrarisma!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2019 10:49 PM (TY826)

191 Denali is McKinley.

McKinley is Denali.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:49 PM (mvenn)

192 Was there hair brushing and bongs involved? IYKWIMAITYD.

Heh, nah. Lots of BBQ, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 10:49 PM (HaL55)

193 charisma

Darn typo!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2019 10:50 PM (TY826)

194 >>Techno_fog is really active tonight. Apparently, they were altering Flynn's 302.

We knew somebody had but now we have proof and we know who did it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2019 10:50 PM (ZLI7S)

195 Denali is McKinley.

McKinley is Denali.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:49 PM (mvenn)


And Hillary will never be president.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 10:50 PM (Y8PSl)

196 Rep. is pretty enough. Personally, I don't feel comfortable judging her on the basis of her personal life. Sure wish I were perfect.

Posted by: Caliban at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (QE8X6)

197 Hair-grooming syncope (fainting) is a real thing. Classically occurs with somebody standing behind the patient brushing, braiding, pony-tailing or otherwise grooming the hair. Traction on the scalp triggers a sudden vagus nerve response which leads to slow heart rate and drop in blood pressure, resulting in sudden loss of consciousness. Often includes a convulsion.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)


That's got to be so exceedingly rare as to be almo-

*flop*

*thud*

Posted by: hogmartin's cats at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

198 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2jpd8hy

https://tinyurl.com/y3weyshm

https://tinyurl.com/y3ej66lg

https://tinyurl.com/y5z82et9

https://tinyurl.com/y48uyuvd

Posted by: Vinnie at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

199 WB Muldoon

Posted by: SMH at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (s5Kql)

200 >>Techno_fog is really active tonight. Apparently, they were altering Flynn's 302.



That's legit, right?


I mean. If anybody had told me that was frowned upon, here....

Posted by: Lisa Page at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (jeeHc)

201 Portland Random Encounter Table?

1-20 Giant Rats (2-20)
21-40 Diseased Hoboes (2-5, armed with needles)
41-60 Antifa (3-1
61-80 Hipsters (1-3)
81-99 College Students (1-2, armed with petition for some SJW bullshit)
100 Conservatives (1, looking for a U-Haul)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (ykYG2)

202 More evidence for an intra-Anftifa hit was that the owner of the Antifa bar said right after the shooting that he didn't see Antifa-guy at the bar that night (Antifa-guy was a regular, of course), and he had left the bar at 11 PM, an hour before closing. (The incident occurred a couple blocks away, 15-30 minutes after midnight).

This was before anything had come out, and I thought; "My, this guy is really sounding like he is establishing an alibi".

What sort of bar owner leaves an hour before closing? In my limited experience with such things, you'd think he'd want to secure the night's receipts before going home.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (I2/tG)

203 Anyone who complains about crowds at the Coliseum should be taken aside and explained what it was for. It was built as a tourist.attraction, as a place for crowds to gather. Seeing it without crowds would NOT be authentic.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (naEeR)

204 Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)

It might have been better for the state of government had Katie Hill passed out and they had carried her out of D.C. permanently. I don't wish her any harm, but good grief, the woman needs AA, Sex Addicts Anonymous and divine intervention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (WI7YS)

205 We knew somebody had but now we have proof and we know who did it.


come on, how fun is this?!?!

poor little slutbag. enjoy the underneath of the bus!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (Rarvo)

206 Muldoon!.....will be in GJ this weekend.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 24, 2019 10:52 PM (/UQ/R)

207 Good Lord.

That tourist trap article is like it was written by your sister-in-laws 14 year old emo, douchebag kid from another dude that's in jail for meth, before she met your brother and remarried.

"They made me like, go to Stone Henge 'n stuff and I was like, it's f*cking rocks".

The kind of little shithead you hope falls over the rail on the ferry ride around the Statue of Liberty because he's ruining everyone else's enjoyment.

Sometimes I just wanna give those kind of people a pack of razor blades and say "Do us all a favor sport".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2019 10:52 PM (aktsl)

208 >>Hair-grooming syncope (fainting) is a real thing. Classically occurs with somebody standing behind the patient brushing, braiding, pony-tailing or otherwise grooming the hair. Traction on the scalp triggers a sudden vagus nerve response which leads to slow heart rate and drop in blood pressure, resulting in sudden loss of consciousness. Often includes a convulsion.



Weird. The Paolo always assumed that was because of his, how do you say? Endowment.

Posted by: Paolo at October 24, 2019 10:52 PM (jeeHc)

209 Denali is McKinley.


He's not just a river in Egypt!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

210
STOP THE FLASHING VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary 2020 at October 24, 2019 10:53 PM (f1Vqw)

211 @Techno_Fog 1 minute ago
MoreIdentification of the (felony) leaker of the Flynn-Kislyak call?

ONA Director Col. James Baker "is believed to be the person who illegally leaked the transcript of Mr. Flynn's calls to Ignatius"

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 10:53 PM (cF8AT)

212 160 Ms Hill looks like the sub in that hair brushing pic.
Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2019 10:42 PM (Dtf6

Probably a power dynamic kink going on of her being submissive in the bedroom to her staffer.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 24, 2019 10:53 PM (xFAh/)

213 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3q6fvx4

https://tinyurl.com/y6lnthky

https://tinyurl.com/y6kjpylp

https://tinyurl.com/y4auqtc6

https://tinyurl.com/y5u46wy7

Posted by: kbdabear at October 24, 2019 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

214 193 charisma

Darn typo!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2019 10:50 PM (TY826)

Charisma Carpenter? Not the greatest actress, but very pretty back when.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 10:53 PM (2B9A/)

215 Lisa Page - need to get away?
Southwest Airlines has Fun Fares to many exciting destinations.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2019 10:53 PM (q1Pj5)

216 Posted by: Caliban at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (QE8X6)

Nobody is perfect, but I have no compunction in judging it as wrong to have sex with your WH staffers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 10:54 PM (WI7YS)

217 Lisa Page edited the Flynn 302.
James Clapper told WaPo reporter Ignatius to basically "take the kill shot on Flynn"
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2019 10:47 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Just reading that stuff now.

Holy crap.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 24, 2019 10:54 PM (sGotD)

218 Tim Ryan is an ordinary man with short black hair. His vibe is that of someone who weeps silently as he strangles his enemy.

There are no dem candidates that don't give off a crazy vibe except for Tulsi. As you know this is a clever illusion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:54 PM (LxTcq)

219 nerdygirl, you just outlined the reason why I don't care so much about trannies taking over women's sports.

For years women's sports, at all levels, has been full of angry feminist women. Now they're getting some payback.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)



Then there were the girls insisting upon joining boys teams as well, so fuck them.

You know what you have not heard much of recently? How women athletes are improving at a faster rate than men and should eventually surpass them.

Michelle Wie anyone? Annika Sorenstam?

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 10:54 PM (HALdu)

220 That's got to be so exceedingly rare as to be almo-

*flop*

*thud*
Posted by: hogmartin's cats

********

Don't even get me started. You've got hair-grooming syncope, deglutition syncope, micturition syncope, defecation syncope, orthostatic syncope, syncope tartare and um... fricasseed syncope. That's about it.

Bubba Gump's Syncope Emporium

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:54 PM (mvenn)

221 >Hair-grooming syncope (fainting) is a real thing.


Happens to a lot of Do-It-Yourself Ball Waxers, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:55 PM (jeeHc)

222 >>ONA Director Col. James Baker "is believed to be the person who illegally leaked the transcript of Mr. Flynn's calls to Ignatius"

Office of Net Assessment. Stefan Halper.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2019 10:55 PM (ZLI7S)

223 We haven't heard from Rickl in a while, either.

Time for a major Horde search-- last time his name came up, one of the morons said he isn't doing too well.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 10:55 PM (pPNCa)

224 Page has been cooperating, though, right? They should have known this ages ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 10:55 PM (oVJmc)

225 didn't Kurt Eichenwald get some poor bastard thrown in the clink for trolling him with a flashing video?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 10:55 PM (ykYG2)

226 >>defecation syncope


The Blackout Poop

Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:55 PM (jeeHc)

227 Meant to share:

Over at Stereogum, a reviewer is continuing to review every Billboard #1 hit of all time. He's up to 1977 and finally got to the Eagles' "Hotel California."

He gave it a 4 out of 10, finding it annoying and self-referential. Gotta say I have a hard time disagreeing with him, and I *like* the song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

228 *waves to westminsterdogshow*

Posted by: SMH at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (s5Kql)

229 Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2019 10:50 PM (ZLI7S)

I always wondered why the 302s were done with a #2 pencil!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (VrS9o)

230 It comes out that Page edited the 302,,, and just last week or so Trump was joking about the FBI Lovebirds at his rally.

Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (Dtf68)

231 Portland police are looking for a man named Heisenberg.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (LxTcq)

232 not so, yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

233
On Laura just now, Doug Schoen called Hillary a "cancer on the face of the Democratic Party". Doug Schoen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (f1Vqw)

234 The thing that is going to really piss of feminists is when trannys start taking their place in porn.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (HALdu)

235 I quit reading the Tourist Trap article after about #15. Hire an editor, you wanker. Your prose isn't so great I gotta read 40+ of your comments.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (ykYG2)

236 Rep. is pretty enough. Personally, I don't feel comfortable judging her on the basis of her personal life. Sure wish I were perfect.
Posted by: Caliban at October 24, 2019 10:51 PM (QE8X6)

I feel absolutely righteous about judging her personal life, seeing as she was one of the attack dogs sicced on Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (QugKX)

237 The tourist trap article is wrong about Niagara Falls. Not about it being over commercialized and tacky before you get to the falls. But it says the U.S. side is worse. That's flat out wrong. The Canadian side is like frigging Las Vegas. The U.S. side is more like a park.
I like the Canadian side boat rides better though. I think they both go to the same spots but the Canucks tend to dwell a bit more at the good parts and get you blasted with spray.
If you're in the area you should go. It's worth it. Pretty awe inspiring.

Posted by: bananaDream at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (l6b3d)

238 The kind of little shithead you hope falls over the rail on the ferry ride around the Statue of Liberty because he's ruining everyone else's enjoyment.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (WI7YS)

239 Happens to a lot of Do-It-Yourself Ball Waxers, too.

Jessica Yaniv hardest hit.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 10:58 PM (pPNCa)

240 Muldoon!.....will be in GJ this weekend.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow



*******

I'm in the mountains. Three inches of global warming and a fire in the fireplace. Won't be back in G Jitty City for a while.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:58 PM (mvenn)

241 Wanna hear great live comedy?
Stand outside of a European Wax Center location in SoCal...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

242 There's a memorial service for Antifa-guy this weekend - I had assumed that we'd know a lot more about this case by then, but I guess not.

Blue city policing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at


Are they going to beat the crap out of each other at the memorial service? In memory of all his important work for the cause?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

243 @Techno_Fog

The Flynn 302 doesn't even match the FBI Agents' notes.

Agent Notes: "I don't remember making 4-5 calls."

302: "Flynn remembered making four to give calls that day about this issue."

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 10:59 PM (cF8AT)

244 Tim Ryan is an ordinary man with short black hair. His vibe is that of someone who weeps silently as he strangles his enemy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:54 PM (LxTcq)




which, it is rumored, is also how he masturbates.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 10:59 PM (HALdu)

245 I've not actually been to Niagara. I have heard the US side has had a crime problem.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

246 Muldoon, where did you go? I have an Irish buddy whose wife would say when he came home that his breath smelled of whiskey and the truth was not in him.

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2019 10:59 PM (K22Va)

247 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (QugKX)

Yes, indeed she was.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 10:59 PM (WI7YS)

248 Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 10:48 PM (cF8AT)
* * * *

Thanks for the Techno Fog links, Tami!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2019 11:00 PM (TY826)

249 There's a memorial service for Antifa-guy this weekend - I had assumed that we'd know a lot more about this case by then, but I guess not.

Blue city policing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at


Their vandalizing the democratic party headquarters was a pretty touching memorial.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

250 149 #115 Where's the vile Westboro Baptist Church funeral protesters when you need them?

They would be perfect at an Antifa funeral.

Perfect.
Posted by: torabora



Both groups are Democrats. So yes, Perfect.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 24, 2019 11:00 PM (KvG31)

251 "A left-wing alt-weekly in Portland noted that this is the first time Portland Antifa people have been known to have concealed handguns, let alone using them to blaze away at an occupied vehicle. "

And no arrests for discharging firearms in the city, assault with a deadly weapon, or carrying in a bar?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 24, 2019 11:00 PM (naEeR)

252 If you're in the area you should go. It's worth it. Pretty awe inspiring.
Posted by: bananaDream at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (l6b3d)

Never thought I'd be impressed with the falls, but I was and am glad I went!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:01 PM (VrS9o)

253 I've not actually been to Niagara. I have heard the US side has had a crime problem.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)



Get a few miles away from them on the US side an it is like Appalachia.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 11:01 PM (HALdu)

254 234 The thing that is going to really piss of feminists is when trannys start taking their place in porn.
Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (HALdu)

I hate to break it to you...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 11:01 PM (2B9A/)

255 Are they going to beat the crap out of each other at the memorial service? In memory of all his important work for the cause?

They'll throw cement milkshakes at each other, with a few left over to pour on the coffin.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 11:01 PM (pPNCa)

256 What's to memorialise about the dead Portlandian when nobody will even say why the man died?

As for the Proud Boys, they should stay away. Maybe have a meetup somewhere else so they can yuck it up and scroll through the AOSHQ comments. Antifa is likely to screw up this funeral all by themselves, maybe blaming each other for being Proud Boy moles.

In fact that's what I'm hoping the PBs are actually doing, trolling the idiots.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2)

257 Are they going to beat the crap out of each other at the memorial service? In memory of all his important work for the cause?

Antifa got really mad at Andy Ngo (again) because Andy reposted a video clip of dead Antifa guy screaming obscenities and threatening journalists for daring to film Antifa at a demonstration.

Th video clip ruined the halo, you see.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

258
@Techno_Fog

The Flynn 302 doesn't even match the FBI Agents' notes.

Agent Notes: "I don't remember making 4-5 calls."

302: "Flynn remembered making four to give calls that day about this issue."
Posted by: Tami

=======

?????

I thought a 302 was the agent's notes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (7OILk)

259 re 251: no intent.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (ZqRa6)

260 And no arrests for discharging firearms in the city, assault with a deadly weapon, or carrying in a bar?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 24, 2019 11:00 PM (naEeR)

Well, the police can't be everywhere!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (VrS9o)

261 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2019 10:50 PM (TY826)

You're still appreciated

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

262 Portland police are looking for a man named Heisenberg.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (LxTcq)

Or are they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (QugKX)

263 Ace writes, today, that

She has an Iron Cross tattoo right on the corner of her bikini triangle, or, in precise medical terminology, along the iliac crest of her proximal guntline.

I'm thinking I would like to review this textbook.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2019 11:03 PM (Z4rgH)

264 >> Portland police are looking for a man named Heisenberg.
Whereabouts ... uncertain?

Posted by: bananaDream at October 24, 2019 11:03 PM (l6b3d)

265 When I become a Wreckresentative I won't have to worry about passing out when I'm brushing the hair of a intern who's significantly younger than I am. I am just going to pick someone who has short hair so I won't be standing up that long.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:03 PM (WI7YS)

266 And no arrests for discharging firearms in the city, assault with a deadly weapon, or carrying in a bar?

Nope. Wanna bet any surveillance cameras in and around the bar mysteriously malfunctioned that night, Epstein-style?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:03 PM (I2/tG)

267
Office of Net Assessment. Stefan Halper.

He inspects safety equipment for the Flying Wallendas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2019 11:03 PM (aKsyK)

268 Is Tim Poole continuing to think that the antifa guy was street-meated by a right wing counter protester because it started with squishin an antifa guy then crashed into the dem hq?

To me that would seem like bolshevik on menshavik violence.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 11:03 PM (HALdu)

269 So I took a slight editorial discretion <winks>. Don't make a federal case out of it.

Posted by: Lisa Page at October 24, 2019 11:04 PM (q1Pj5)

270 I feel absolutely righteous about judging her personal life, seeing as she was one of the attack dogs sicced on Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 10:57 PM (QugKX)

---
THIS.

F that ho: she deserves everything she's got coming her way.

and, for those of you of softer hearts, remember, she'd sign your death warrant with a giggle and a bong hit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2019 11:04 PM (Kyj0g)

271 It comes out that Page edited the 302,,, and just last week or so Trump was joking about the FBI Lovebirds at his rally.

That was hilarious. I truly luv that man. No homo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 11:04 PM (HaL55)

272 I don't know about hair grooming syncope but I can tell you about gustatory sweating. The nervous system. What can't it do?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 24, 2019 11:05 PM (SqopC)

273 I thought a 302 was the agent's notes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (7OILk)

I'm probably wrong, but I thought the "final" official copy was constructed from the individual agents notes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:05 PM (VrS9o)

274 And no arrests for discharging firearms in the city, assault with a deadly weapon, or carrying in a bar?

Remember the rules - Democrats only want to confiscate guns from law-abiding people.

They approve of criminals having guns, so they make little effort to enforce the gun laws already on the books.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:05 PM (I2/tG)

275 ... I won't have to worry about passing out when I'm brushing the hair of a intern...


*****


It's the brushee who faints, not the brusher.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 11:05 PM (mvenn)

276
And no arrests for discharging firearms in the city, assault with a deadly weapon, or carrying in a bar?


The residents of Portlandia should be starting to wake up to who runs BarterTown.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 11:06 PM (oVJmc)

277 Ace writes, today, that

She has an Iron Cross tattoo right on the corner of her bikini triangle, or, in precise medical terminology, along the iliac crest of her proximal guntline.

I'm thinking I would like to review this textbook.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2019 11:03 PM (Z4rgH)




Gerry Nadler has the same tattoo, opposite side below his guntline, they got them at the same time.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 11:06 PM (HALdu)

278 Jeez youse guys, it was just a typo!

Posted by: Lisa Page at October 24, 2019 11:06 PM (Dtf68)

279 defecation syncope,

This is why one removes their shirt first, as a prophylactic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2019 11:07 PM (q1Pj5)

280 ?????

I thought a 302 was the agent's notes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (7OILk)

I believe the 302 is constructed from the agent's notes.

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 11:07 PM (cF8AT)

281 Pours out a double extra-skinny soy rainbow frappucino....

Posted by: Antifa Funeral Boi at October 24, 2019 11:07 PM (Do2h6)

282 I thought a 302 was the agent's notes.

---

A summary of the notes...or a revision as circumstances may require.

Posted by: G at October 24, 2019 11:07 PM (Y08Vx)

283 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Awww.... thanks!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2019 11:08 PM (TY826)

284 Our family went to Niagara Falls in 1966 in our brand new station wagon with seats that you could pop up facing out the back. We went on the walk down the stairs on the American side. Had to wear those stiff yellow rain suits with no pants on under it. Hated it. Loved Marilyn in the movie.

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2019 11:08 PM (K22Va)

285 The 'berta link is a hoot. I would totally do that. That racing is 200%
more real than NASCAR, anymore. I wonder how I could meet up with that
crew?

Set up an account on Imgur, then reply on that thread. The guy who posted it will get a notification that you commented. I think they have some type of DM system, although I've never used it.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 24, 2019 11:08 PM (YMFGX)

286 Rule 302 is the rule right before Rule 303.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 24, 2019 11:08 PM (SqopC)

287
Lisa Page edited the Flynn 302.

Posted by: JackStraw

=======

What's the maximum sentence Flynn could have suffered? That's what she should get.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:08 PM (7OILk)

288 Dayum. I was only aware of neurocardiogenic syncope.

The things you learn here.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2019 11:08 PM (Y4EXg)

289 remember, she'd sign your death warrant with a giggle and a bong hit.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2019 11:04 PM (Kyj0g)

Not just her, ALL of them would...bumps in the road, eggs and omelettes, etc.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:08 PM (VrS9o)

290 >Nadler... has the same tattoo, opposite side below his guntline
However, actually viewing his requires an engine hoist to lift up the flaps of fat.

Posted by: Antifa Funeral Boi at October 24, 2019 11:09 PM (Do2h6)

291 @Techno_Fog

Lisa Page lied to the DOJ about her edits to the Flynn 302.

"Page didn't recall whether she took part in editing the FD-302"

Upon seeing her texts, she "believes she must have seen it at some point..."

https://tinyurl.com/y66rvd2x

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 11:09 PM (cF8AT)

292 She now admits the affair with the staffer was inappropriate.

Posted by: blaster
________

And interpretations of the Sixth Commandment hasn't kept up with the times.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 24, 2019 11:09 PM (NH9pa)

293 I hate to break it to you...


Ewwwww. That gave me the heebies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 11:09 PM (HaL55)

294 I saw the thread about Mexico's army getting defeated by El Chapo's goons. I'm thinking that if I had a dog in that fight it would have been an Obrador Retreater.


Try the veal.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 11:09 PM (mvenn)

295
A summary of the notes...or a revision as circumstances may require.
Posted by: G

=======

Ahhh, right. Notes are the raw data, 302 is the pretty form.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:09 PM (7OILk)

296 Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 11:05 PM (mvenn)

Thanks for the clarification. I'm safe then. Nobody in Congress will want to brush my hair while they're in the nude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:10 PM (WI7YS)

297
Tourist trap article.

The crack about Vatican City's supposed wealth is a cheap shot. The writer must also think billionaires can just write a check for $2 billion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2019 11:10 PM (7rVsF)

298 143 I have seen the David. Seen the Mona Lisa, too. And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues.

I saw the Mona Lisa in the early 70's and you could walk right up and touch it, but you didn't because respect. Now I don't think you can get anywhere near it and the David is a copy.
Posted by: dartist


I saw The Pieta at the Vatican and it had to be put behind a protective barrier because some nut took a hammer to it. Nice statue, by the way. Much nicer than that LLadro crap my sister buys.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

299 If the text is truth, the 302 is truthy.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 24, 2019 11:10 PM (SqopC)

300
What's the maximum sentence Flynn could have suffered? That's what she should get.


If Page falsified a report, she's guilty of what Flynn was accused of.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 11:10 PM (oVJmc)

301 I have people skills! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people??

Posted by: Lisa Page at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (q1Pj5)

302 > I thought a 302 was the agent's notes.


No idea, but I'm pretty sure anything that tends to incriminate Hillary or Obama is called a 404.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (Do2h6)

303 The residents of Portlandia should be starting to wake up to who runs BarterTown.

If Trump wants to troll the blue cities, make use of a firearm in the commission of a violent felony a ten year minimum Federal prison sentence. Possession of a firearm as a convicted felon, two year minimum Federal prison sentence.

The blue cities would scream bloody murder, of course - felons are a key part of the Democrat's political base.

BTW, not granting convicted felons the right to vote is now defined as "voter suppression" by Democrats.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (I2/tG)

304 ""They made me like, go to Stone Henge 'n stuff and I was like, it's f*cking rocks"."

I spent more time looking at the countryside around Stonehenge and had to force myself to look at the henge. I've been to all the major mound sites east of the Mississippi, and the collection around Stonehenge puts almost all of them to shame. The henge is cool, but we've all seen it hundreds of times -- but there are burial mounds in every direction, and you NEVER get to see them.

And, yeah, the place is crowded. It's a World Heritage site 45 minutes from one of the world's largest cities, reachable by major roads.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (naEeR)

305 Here's one for AOP: Is it true that Wexit (Western Canada separatism) is trending on social media?

https://tinyurl.com/y2evfh9t

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (pPNCa)

306 ... neurocardiogenic syncope...


********

That's sort of a blanket term that includes all the other ones mentioned above.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (mvenn)

307 I think she gummed up the 302

Posted by: FBI Agent In My Day Job at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (SqopC)

308 Obrador Retreater. . . good one, Muldoon!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2019 11:12 PM (TY826)

309
@Techno_Fog

Lisa Page lied to the DOJ about her edits to the Flynn 302.

"Page didn't recall whether she took part in editing the FD-302"

Upon seeing her texts, she "believes she must have seen it at some point..."

https://tinyurl.com/y66rvd2x
Posted by: Tami

===========

She's got an out. She says she only edited them for grammar and stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:12 PM (7OILk)

310 Yeah, Trump had to know about this at his rally.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 11:12 PM (oVJmc)

311
Tourist traps visited:

Wall Drug
Statue of Liberty
Four Corners
French District
Times Square
Empire State Building

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2019 11:12 PM (7rVsF)

312 Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 11:09 PM (cF8AT)

Tami, where are you reading this?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:13 PM (VrS9o)

313 If Trump wants to troll the blue cities, make use of a firearm in the commission of a violent felony a ten year minimum Federal prison sentence.

He's Executive. He doesn't make law.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 11:13 PM (ykYG2)

314 And on that note, it's BfB. Y'all try to behave. Pray.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 11:13 PM (HaL55)

315 Yeah, Trump had to know about this at his rally.

He's done this countless times. Always listen to him.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2019 11:14 PM (jyVW0)

316 Tami, where are you reading this?


TechnoFog twitter feed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 11:14 PM (oVJmc)

317 262 Portland police are looking for a man named Heisenberg.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (LxTcq)

Or are they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (QugKX)


Sources say they're both looking and not looking at the same time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 11:14 PM (h2Bdk)

318 That's sort of a blanket term that includes all the other ones mentioned above.
Posted by: Muldoon

----

Ah, got it. Thanks! And glad to see, umm, read you again.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2019 11:14 PM (Y4EXg)

319 He's Executive. He doesn't make law.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo
________

The deuce!

Posted by: Barizzack Double Quatro at October 24, 2019 11:15 PM (NH9pa)

320
Oh, here comes more MSM spin. The Durham investigation is a calculated counter-narrative to Trump's looming impeachment trial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:15 PM (7OILk)

321 Portland police are looking for a man named Heisenberg.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (LxTcq)



Or are they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (QugKX)



Sources say they're both looking and not looking at the same time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 11:14 PM (h2Bdk)


While they are at it, can they keep an eye out for my damned cat?

Posted by: Schroedinger at October 24, 2019 11:15 PM (q1Pj5)

322 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 11:14 PM (oVJmc)

Thanks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:15 PM (VrS9o)

323
Oh, here comes more MSM spin. The Durham investigation is a calculated counter-narrative to Trump's looming impeachment trial.




It's been in progress for what, two years?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 11:16 PM (oVJmc)

324 Tourist traps visited:

Go to the Pyramids, so you can be harassed by the tourist touts.

Herodotus complained about this - there is a two-millennia tradition of harassing tourists at the Pyramids. It is one of humanity's longest traditions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

325 Thanks for letting me play.

Good to be back to the most sane place on the Internet.

Endeavour to persevere, y'all.

Limerick site starts back up tomorrow morning. As always, link in my nick.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 11:16 PM (mvenn)

326 A video emerged locally of a chubby, autistic kid getting wailed on by a Middle Eastern looking kid in the bathroom at school. Other kids were laughing in the video and the kid filming the fight and then the autistic kid crying posted it up on YouTube with the tag "Bitch Ass N*gga".

I asked Little on the ride home from school what was the worst part of the video and she said "that everyone stood around filming it and laughing instead of helping. I'd have picked up the metal trash can and thrown it at that bully."

I had to give her a knuckle-bump on that one and I didn't even bring up the 80 she made on her math test. Good kid.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2019 11:16 PM (aktsl)

327 Tourist traps visited:

Statue of Liberty

I thought it was cool.

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2019 11:16 PM (K22Va)

328 Women look better naked tied to The Tree Of Hoe in my dungeon compared to pictures of randoms that get released which mostly disappoint.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 24, 2019 11:16 PM (RUnSJ)

329 Pray.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 24, 2019 11:13 PM (HaL55)

Amen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:16 PM (WI7YS)

330 320
Oh, here comes more MSM spin. The Durham investigation is a calculated counter-narrative to Trump's looming impeachment trial.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:15 PM (7OILk)


I still don't see what they have for impeachment. The ambassador felt Rudi Giuliani was an "unofficial channel" to the Ukrainians? So what?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 11:17 PM (h2Bdk)

331 Portland police are looking for a man named Heisenberg.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2019 10:56 PM (LxTcq)

Or are they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

---

If they found him would they wouldn't know his velocity, right?

Physics 1101 was a billion years ago. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2019 11:17 PM (Y4EXg)

332 285 The 'berta link is a hoot. I would totally do that. That racing is 200%
more real than NASCAR, anymore. I wonder how I could meet up with that
crew?
Set up an account on Imgur, then reply on that thread. The guy who posted it will get a notification that you commented. I think they have some type of DM system, although I've never used it.
Posted by: Weirddave



It almost sounds like the 24 Hours of Lemons. https://tinyurl.com/y93xcvlj

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 24, 2019 11:17 PM (KvG31)

333 Oh, here comes more MSM spin. The Durham investigation is a calculated counter-narrative to Trump's looming impeachment trial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________

Also, the Durham investigation is a calculated counter-narrative to Trump's looming impeachment trial!!!!! OPEN YOU'RE --

-- you can plainly see where I'm going with this.

Posted by: WaterCow at October 24, 2019 11:17 PM (NH9pa)

334 heh,

It's snowing in Lubbock.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2019 11:17 PM (1Vobx)

335 He's Executive. He doesn't make law.

He has a pen and a phone... oh, wait.

Propose it - the screams of the Democrats will be delicious.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

336 Oh, and my tourist trap of pride? Ruby Falls.

I saw Rock City at the same time, but it's cheap and tacky. A multi-story waterfall 100' underground, with the water coming down capable of acting as a powerful laxative? That's a Wonder, folks.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 24, 2019 11:18 PM (naEeR)

337 Posted by: Lisa Page at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (q1Pj5)

Sure isn't looks, Toots

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2019 11:18 PM (aA3+G)

338 She's got an out. She says she only edited them for grammar and stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:12 PM (7OILk)

@Techno_Fog

The Flynn 302 doesn't even match the FBI Agents' notes.

Agent Notes: "I don't remember making 4-5 calls."

302: "Flynn remembered making four to give calls that day about this issue."


That's not a grammatical correction...

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 11:19 PM (cF8AT)

339 Do Barr and Durham have Secret Service protection, or maybe it would be better to have independent personal protection?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:19 PM (WI7YS)

340 I saw the thread about Mexico's army getting defeated by El Chapo's goons. I'm thinking that if I had a dog in that fight it would have been an Obrador Retreater.


Try the veal.
Posted by: Muldoon at October

****

Ahhhh. Puns again.
I can sleep tonight.

Well not tonight. I have a colonoscopy tomorrow so I'll be up most of the night doing...well.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2019 11:19 PM (axyOa)

341 @tracybeanz

The 302s have been edited, the notes provided, written by Strzok were written later - there is no predicate basis or truth to anything the charges are based on.

(This relates to the FBI's 302 on Flynn.)

Posted by: IrishEi at October 24, 2019 11:20 PM (sGotD)

342 Heisenberg... is he the cat who's dead or alive?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:20 PM (ZqRa6)

343 Tami, where are you reading this?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:13 PM (VrS9o)

I'm posting the links.

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 11:20 PM (cF8AT)

344 Tourist traps visited:

Wall Drug
Statue of Liberty
Four Corners
French District
Times Square
Empire State Building


You haven't been to
Epcot
The Magic Kingdom
Key West
Big Sur (where the locals are protesting the tourist boom)
Gateway Arch
Yellowstone (or any other overcrowded national park of your choice)?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 11:20 PM (pPNCa)

345 snowing in Lubbock.

The global warming is coming down hard here in Denver; last night and next week. Might be some more of that next week in Lubbock Tuesday PM

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 11:21 PM (ykYG2)

346 The more the crazy, the tougher to post.
Sit close by the fire then (DUDE..like SANTA ANA'S tonight....?? WTF)....sorry..sit close to me by the chem glow stick and toast with Val-U-Rite, which we saw straight off in the lower/-_^7% of the maze....you are all me M&M's
BUT!!....there is no butt-putt.....only D-Posting for tonight we dream......tomorrow may find us on the wall...and Jack(or Shakespeare) once said, "Good people, sleep peaceably, in their beds at night..because ROUGH MEN stand on the wall, ready to do violence on their behalf.


that will do.....

Posted by: Nightwatch foxhole at October 24, 2019 11:22 PM (kFkpX)

347 334 heh,

It's snowing in Lubbock.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2019 11:17 PM (1Vobx)


No way!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

348
That's not a grammatical correction...
Posted by: Tami
========

She merely removed an extra word: "Not."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:23 PM (7OILk)

349 Diogenes - I had my first roto-rooter a few months ago (yay, getting older!). I could live with spending half the night in the bathroom; it was drinking that gawd-awful salt water potion that made me want to cut out my own tongue so I didn't have to suffer the taste any longer. My sympathies.

Posted by: PabloD at October 24, 2019 11:24 PM (tt6ng)

350 Not being judgy,

But Muldoon's hiatus was...

short.

Welcome back.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 24, 2019 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)

351 The function of Alberta is to finance Canada's social programs.

Posted by: All Left-Wing Canadian Governments at October 24, 2019 11:25 PM (I2/tG)

352 tourist traps:
Hillary's birthplace
Rosie O'Donnell's Outhouse
Michael Moore's Dining Room
Rachel Maddow's Beauty Parlor
Joe and Mika's Secret Hideaway
Nancy Pelosi's Botox CenterOfficer Joe Bolton's Squad Room

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:25 PM (ZqRa6)

353 "snowing in Lubbock"

Looked up where Lubbock, TX was located. Would that be considered NW Texas or North Central Texas? I'm a nerd like that. Enjoy the snow, Texans!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 24, 2019 11:26 PM (KvG31)

354 Here's one for AOP: Is it true that Wexit (Western Canada separatism) is trending on social media?

https://tinyurl.com/y2evfh9t
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (pPNCa)

Well, I don't do social media, but Wexit is definitely a thing. They are planning a Wexit rally at the Leg. in Edmonton on Nov. 2. I might just go. Myself, I favor Alberta and Saskatchewan seeking annexation by the USA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:26 PM (QugKX)

355 349 Diogenes - I had my first roto-rooter a few months ago (yay, getting older!). I could live with spending half the night in the bathroom; it was drinking that gawd-awful salt water potion that made me want to cut out my own tongue so I didn't have to suffer the taste any longer. My sympathies.
Posted by: PabloD at October 24, 2019 11:24 PM (tt6ng)


That was my reaction, too. Drinking 64 oz of liquid in a few minutes was the hardest part.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 11:26 PM (h2Bdk)

356 Techno_Fog

The Flynn 302 doesn't even match the FBI Agents' notes.

Agent Notes: "I don't remember making 4-5 calls."

302: "Flynn remembered making four to give calls that day about this issue."


That's not a grammatical correction...
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 11:19 PM (cF


Thank God for the tenacious Sidney Powell.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 24, 2019 11:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

357
It's been in progress for what, two years?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

It has? What! Rachel Maddow never told me about this!

--fuming lefty

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:27 PM (7OILk)

358 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:23 PM (7OILk)

I don't see what you mean!

I see what you mean!

All same-same!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:27 PM (VrS9o)

359 What, no South of the Border on that list of tourist traps?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2019 11:27 PM (q1Pj5)

360 Howard Stern once mentioned years ago that his father had gone for a colonoscopy and the old man said that he'd rather be dead than go through that again

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:28 PM (ZqRa6)

361
I still don't see what they have for impeachment. The ambassador felt Rudi Giuliani was an "unofficial channel" to the Ukrainians? So what?
Posted by: Ace's liver

=======

Honestly, I don't know. Supposedly all this secret testimony is full of irrefutable evidence, and also they can NOT let go of the "phone call" as quid-pro-quo to attack a political opponent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:28 PM (7OILk)

362 these days anything that Trump does is an impeachable offense.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:29 PM (ZqRa6)

363 Hillary flashing videos? Thank God I missed those.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 11:30 PM (2B9A/)

364 Getting the ass reaming isn't all that bad. It beats the alternative, like, I dunno, getting hospitalised for colon problems for most of a week. Or getting that hot date with Hel in Niflheim.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2019 11:30 PM (ykYG2)

365 Myself, I favor Alberta and Saskatchewan seeking annexation by the USA

Can we give Canada the Left Coast in return?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 11:30 PM (pPNCa)

366 re 363: moo moo ca-choo.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (ZqRa6)

367 Apparently there's another Democrat sex scandal in Congress:

https://tinyurl.com/y5fwu5p5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (WI7YS)

368 362 these days anything that Trump does is an impeachable offense.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:29 PM (ZqRa6)

Make one of the scoops chocolate.
-Donny Two-Scoops

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (2B9A/)

369 these days anything that Trump does is an impeachable offense.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:29 PM (ZqRa6)

You broke the code!
Congratulations.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (VrS9o)

370 ?????

I thought a 302 was the agent's notes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:02 PM (7OILk)


Nope.

They are supposed to contemporaneously transcribe their notes onto the form 302.

Already public knowledge that some (not sure if Flynn's or others) were done months after the fact. Kind of a pain for deep state that they are electronic with timestamps.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (1g7ch)

371 366 re 363: moo moo ca-choo.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (ZqRa6)

I wonder whatever happened to MooMoo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (2B9A/)

372 TRUMP PEES STANDING UP!

SO TIRGGERED!

I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO EVEN!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 24, 2019 11:33 PM (x8Wzq)

373 "It's snowing in Lubbock."

That doesn't happen Everyday.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

374
But for reelz, some of these MSNBC talking heads seem to sense something may be up. There "may have" been ways in which certain evidence was mishandled, or perhaps Durham is looking for "possible misstatements," or whether people "deliberately lied."

They know this isn't some fakey "impeachment inquiry."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 11:33 PM (7OILk)

375 Anon the start comes forth.

Posted by: WE CAN SELL YOU BEGINNINGS WHOLESALE BEGINS_RS.COM at October 24, 2019 11:33 PM (QCc6B)

376 Trump during benign press conference : all roads lead to Rome. !
Subtle reference to Mifsud


Trump during Minnesota rally : lisa,lisa lisa. We love you Lisa.
Brings renewed attention to page, the editor of Flynns supposed statement.
Master communicator


Troll level:

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 24, 2019 11:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

377 I wonder whatever happened to MooMoo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (2B9A/)

Too busy being a little bit better than the rest of us.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 24, 2019 11:34 PM (x8Wzq)

378 Tourist trap driven by lots of times: South of the Border

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 24, 2019 11:35 PM (FTlwv)

379 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 24, 2019 11:34 PM (x8

Still picking up the pieces of the big bad ban hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

380 Apparently there's another Democrat sex scandal in Congress:

https://tinyurl.com/y5fwu5p5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (WI7YS)

Aha! From Guam, so he is probably tipsy.

Posted by: Hank Johnson, geological genius at October 24, 2019 11:36 PM (QugKX)

381 "It's snowing in Lubbock."

That doesn't happen Everyday.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

That's why Mac Davis got the fuck out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 24, 2019 11:36 PM (x8Wzq)

382 Apparently there's another Democrat sex scandal in Congress:

Mr. San Nicolas is described as "a nonvoting Democratic delegate from Guam." I thought that wretched island had tipped over some time ago.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 11:36 PM (pPNCa)

383 Already public knowledge that some (not sure if Flynn's or others) were done months after the fact. Kind of a pain for deep state that they are electronic with timestamps.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 24, 2019 11:31 PM (1g7ch)

I thought they were done in pencil?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 11:36 PM (VrS9o)

384 Someone has been giving Sidney Powell the Keys to the Kingdom and it's wonderful. I couldn't figure out why Van Brack was having a fit to keep this sealed. This is fantastic for Flynn.

Posted by: Ever at October 24, 2019 11:37 PM (ZZDMQ)

385 Jeebus.

I said Flynn was a fool for talking to them.

But I can see from those tweets, that they'd have simply made up the interview out of whole cloth if he hadn't agreed to it.

Brazen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 11:37 PM (5aX2M)

386 378 Tourist trap driven by lots of times: South of the Border
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 24, 2019 11:35 PM (FTlwv)


Down Mexico way?

Posted by: Gene Autry at October 24, 2019 11:38 PM (h2Bdk)

387 Feel the wrath of my mass, - but is it only just the tip?

Posted by: Fritz Heisenberg at October 24, 2019 11:38 PM (kLDv+)

388 Lotsa Texas wineries get their grapes from Lubbock growers. Hope they got the harvesting done in time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2019 11:38 PM (q1Pj5)

389 Well, I don't do social media, but Wexit is
definitely a thing. They are planning a Wexit rally at the Leg. in
Edmonton on Nov. 2. I might just go. Myself, I favor Alberta and
Saskatchewan seeking annexation by the USA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:26 PM (QugKX)

Wouldn't there be a risk of the same thing happening with a demoncrap admin though? Maybe independence is the right way to go.

Posted by: unusable snuuz at October 24, 2019 11:38 PM (vqIkG)

390 Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 11:36 PM (pPNCa)

The Democrats should let Donald Trump off the hook for improving their sex lives. Since they aren't doing anything to actually help Americans they have more time for sexy high jinks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:39 PM (WI7YS)

391 You know, if anything good comes out of this FBI 302 crap it'll be that the FBI is finally forced to record interviews.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 11:39 PM (h2Bdk)

392 Why not go to the WWI memorial in Maryhill WA, instead? It's a replica of Stonehenge. Fewer crowds and you can take in the rest of the gorge.

I went to training in Toronto, paid for by the company. They finished early, so I drove to see Niagra Falls. Glad I got the chance.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 24, 2019 11:40 PM (Lqy/e)

393 Maybe independence is the right way to go.

Learn from California and Texas - being independent gives you negotiating leverage when discussing the terms of admission to the United States.

Posted by: All Left-Wing Canadian Governments at October 24, 2019 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

394 >>> 354 Here's one for AOP: Is it true that Wexit (Western Canada separatism) is trending on social media?

https://tinyurl.com/y2evfh9t
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM (pPNCa)

Well, I don't do social media, but Wexit is definitely a thing. They are planning a Wexit rally at the Leg. in Edmonton on Nov. 2. I might just go. Myself, I favor Alberta and Saskatchewan seeking annexation by the USA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:26 PM (QugKX)

Ha, I wonder what Quebec would do if that happened?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 24, 2019 11:42 PM (0ReGO)

395 it'll be that the FBI is finally forced to record interviews.

And ruin our creativity?

Posted by: The FBI! at October 24, 2019 11:42 PM (I2/tG)

396 @367 Apparently there's another Democrat sex scandal in Congress:

https://tinyurl.com/y5fwu5p5

-----------------

I suspect that the question is never whether there's another Democratic sex scandal. The question is how many of them are known to the public.

Unfortunately.

In any case, we'll see what happens with this one. Since he's a "non-voting representative", I suspect that barely any attention will be paid to it.

Posted by: junior at October 24, 2019 11:42 PM (Fp6vo)

397 There is so much payback needed for Flynn and that whole abuse of power. The nasty girls on Twitter denigrate Sidney, make fun of her Texas talk, call her grasp of the law 1L level. I love that she destroyed their pinup Brandon. Wiped the frigging floor w him.

Posted by: Ever at October 24, 2019 11:42 PM (ZZDMQ)

398 I went to training in Toronto, paid for by the company. They finished early, so I drove to see Niagra Falls. Glad I got the chance.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 24, 2019 11:40 PM (Lqy/e)

Just a few miles downstream, you can find picturesque Viagra Falls, second honeymoon capital of the world.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:42 PM (QugKX)

399 Nah, Pedro Land South of the Border.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 24, 2019 11:42 PM (FTlwv)

400 Buffalo NY is where my oldest son got to witness his first beating as we drove through the city.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 24, 2019 11:44 PM (FTlwv)

401 Learn from California and Texas - being independent gives you negotiating leverage when discussing the terms of admission to the United States.
Posted by: All Left-Wing Canadian Governments at October 24, 2019 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

Good point. UDI first, then make overtures.

And Quebec will shit themselves, with the equalization payment tap being shut off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:45 PM (QugKX)

402 Ha, I wonder what Quebec would do if that happened?

I had a discussion with a Quebecois college student years ago, where I pointed out that Quebec independence would probably result in Canada falling apart.

He thought that Canada would just keep sailing along, minus Quebec; and refused to believe that there was a separatist movement in Western Canada.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:45 PM (I2/tG)

403 t'll be that the FBI is finally forced to record interviews.

They'll be eaten alive by lawyers. Every case becomes suspect.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2019 11:45 PM (cfSLd)

404 Denali is McKinley.



McKinley is Denali.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2019 10:49 PM (mvenn)



Denali is not just a dyslexic mountain in Alaska.


(Dude! Low hanging fruit!)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2019 11:46 PM (fqM2k)

405 via ZH :

As The Wall Street Journal reports, White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham said in an email Thursday:

"Not renewing subscriptions across all federal agencies will be a significant cost saving - hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars will be saved."

The decision comes days after the president cancelled the White House's print subscriptions to the Post and the Times after expressing frustration with their coverage.


Heh. Heh. Heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2019 11:46 PM (Z4rgH)

406 If Trump wants to troll the blue cities, make use of a firearm in the commission of a violent felony a ten year minimum Federal prison sentence. Possession of a firearm as a convicted felon, two year minimum Federal prison sentence.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:11 PM


I would be happy if they just started charging felon-in-possession every time. Even if the sentences only average two years.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 24, 2019 11:46 PM (r6GXX)

407 Oi! You got a loicense for using that hate comic in this post here, moite?

Posted by: The Plod at October 24, 2019 11:46 PM (tVQUs)

408 I know, what about Tim Ryan? How could he have failed so big and so early?

I mean, didn't he do exactly what the front runners are doing? Didn't he back the same claim and make the same promises?

Seriously, how can a winning formula like that steer you wrong?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2019 11:48 PM (fqM2k)

409 They'll be eaten alive by lawyers. Every case becomes suspect.
Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2019 11:45 PM (cfSLd)

--------

If this was a state or local department, every case Page, Priestap, or Peterstroke touched would be overturned, stat.

The lawyers would come in after to sue.

I have a feeling that won't happen here... top men, and all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 11:49 PM (5aX2M)

410 I had a discussion with a Quebecois college student
years ago, where I pointed out that Quebec independence would probably
result in Canada falling apart.



He thought that Canada would just keep sailing along, minus Quebec;
and refused to believe that there was a separatist movement in Western
Canada.


Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:45 PM (I2/tG)

The 1995 "Quebec separation" referendum was pretty much the equivalent of deciding to move into your parents' basement, rent-free, Mom will continue to feed you and do your laundry, and you have access to the car.

Posted by: Vendette at October 24, 2019 11:50 PM (Yeuu4)

411 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

412 I mean, didn't he do exactly what the front runners are doing? Didn't he back the same claim and make the same promises?

Not at all. He sounded like a Trump man in the one video I saw today (I, too, had never heard of him nor knew of his candidacy). (was he Jeri Ryan's husband?)

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2019 11:51 PM (Ibwur)

413 Good point. UDI first, then make overtures.

Make sure you hang on to the Princess Pats.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:51 PM (I2/tG)

414 Night, Steve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)

415 i feel the pumpkin...nite

Posted by: Krusty at October 24, 2019 11:52 PM (IIRVc)

416 Happens to a lot of Do-It-Yourself Ball Waxers, too.
Posted by: garrett at October 24, 2019 10:55 PM (jeeHc)


I would expect that to instead cause increase in respiration, spikes in blood pressure and tonic muscle spasms

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2019 11:53 PM (fqM2k)

417 I had a discussion with a Quebecois college student years ago, where I pointed out that Quebec independence would probably result in Canada falling apart.

He thought that Canada would just keep sailing along, minus Quebec; and refused to believe that there was a separatist movement in Western Canada.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:45 PM (I2/tG)

Actually, Quebec independence would be a Godsend to the West. Might be a tough row to hoe for the Maritimes, though, but I expect an independent Quebec would be forced to provide a transportation corridor to link Ontario and New Brunswick. If Canada wanted to be real hardass with Quebec, we could take back the huge chunk of Northern Quebec that was gifted to the Province in 1912, leaving just the historic Lower Canada.

But with Quebec out of the picture, the political center of gravity of Canada would shift West. Ontario and Quebec together hold the political balance of power in Canada, as Monday's election demonstrated. Ontario alone, would not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 11:55 PM (QugKX)

418 Regarding women athletes, at one time it was thought that women would dominate as jockeys. Jockeys need to be small but athletic. Women are naturally smaller and can be fit enough for the sport.

The problem is that it is an incredibly dangerous sport. In order to win they have have the guts to guide the horse into whatever small space becomes available at great risks to themselves.

I used to go to a track. If a jockey fell during a race, they would place the ambulance between the spectators and the injured jockey so that you couldn't see him/her, and they never told the spectators about the extent of the injuries.

Anyway, there are some women jockeys but they never "took over" the sport the way some thought they could. I think that women are just not as willing to risk it all to win.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 11:56 PM (+lVUW)

419
What, no South of the Border on that list of tourist traps?

It's on there. I didn't say they were all bad, although Pedro knows I have a weakness for SotB.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 24, 2019 11:56 PM (YMFGX)

420 we could take back the huge chunk of Northern Quebec that was gifted to the Province in 1912, leaving just the historic Lower Canada.

Yeah, the Cree have made it clear that if Quebec secedes from Canada, they'll secede from Quebec.

They'd become the hydroelectric barons of North America.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2019 11:57 PM (I2/tG)

421 412 I mean, didn't he do exactly what the front runners are doing? Didn't he back the same claim and make the same promises?

Not at all. He sounded like a Trump man in the one video I saw today (I, too, had never heard of him nor knew of his candidacy). (was he Jeri Ryan's husband?)
Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2019 11:51 PM (Ibwur)


Jeri Ryan's ex is named Jack, who was an Illinois man. Tim is Ohio.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 11:58 PM (h2Bdk)

422 Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2019 12:00 AM (2B9A/)

423 Anyway, there are some women jockeys but they never "took over" the sport the way some thought they could. I think that women are just not as willing to risk it all to win.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2019 11:56 PM (+lVUW)


I can see why the potential pool of female jockeys would be larger, but the men who are small enough to make the cut are likely to be stronger.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2019 12:01 AM (h2Bdk)

424 Oh man, I bet the cucks have gone radio silent tonight instead of doing their usual Twitter play. Probably sliding into each other's DMs like crazy to figure out to spin all of this for the Dems.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:02 AM (5aX2M)

425 A Flaming Skull is the perfect way to end the day.

Posted by: An Observation at October 25, 2019 12:06 AM (TOAXi)

426 I could be wrong, but I think most felon in possession enforcement is up to the states. The feds have statutes, but the fed gov't also has limited criminal jurisdiction. State courts deal with far more felons than the feds. I know Texas has its own comparable felon in possession statute.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 25, 2019 12:07 AM (H5knJ)

427 I think most felon in possession enforcement is up to the states

Sure - I've helped convict a guy of it in Portland as a juror under Oregon law.

But since everything else is a Federal crime, why not make this a Federal crime too?

An epic way to troll the D's.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 25, 2019 12:09 AM (I2/tG)

428 Katie Hill cunt fuck 5 step...
Pickup bar tab
Pay hotel room
Deposit load
Leave cab fare on dresser
Shower...

Posted by: Ahmed at October 25, 2019 12:10 AM (m4x2V)

429 I believe the 302 is constructed from the agent's notes.
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 11:07 PM

I thought it was the weirdest thing I ever heard when I found out FBI agents take notes, then write them up into 302s. With today's technology, why would you just tape interviews and make transcripts? That would be too straightforward and unambiguous and easy to verify.

I guess tapes and transcripts can be fucked with too, but the system they use now is designed to screw people over.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 25, 2019 12:11 AM (COzlW)

430 The Russians ate my homework.

Posted by: Sam Adams, back with fresh excuses at October 25, 2019 12:12 AM (DbadI)

431
I thought it was the weirdest thing I ever heard when I found out FBI agents take notes, then write them up into 302s. With today's technology, why would you just tape interviews and make transcripts? That would be too straightforward and unambiguous and easy to verify.

Can I borrow a pencil?

Posted by: Lt. Columbo at October 25, 2019 12:14 AM (aKsyK)

432 I guess tapes and transcripts can be fucked with too, but the system they use now is designed to screw people over.

They consider that a feature.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 25, 2019 12:14 AM (SchxB)

433 A Flaming Skull is the perfect way to end the day.
Posted by: An Observation at October 25, 2019 12:06 AM

I invented that one in Honolulu in 1949. It's got three kinds of rum, four kinds of fruit juice, an entire pineapple for a garnish, and if you drink two of them I guarantee you'll wake up without your pants!

Posted by: Zombie (he he) Trader Vic at October 25, 2019 12:16 AM (COzlW)

434 The Russians ate my homework.
Posted by: Sam Adams, back with fresh excuses at October 25, 2019 12:12 AM

They wouldn't touch my beer, though. Said it sucked worse than Putin's boytoys.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 25, 2019 12:17 AM (COzlW)

435 ...I think most felon in possession enforcement is up to the states

Sure - I've helped convict a guy of it in Portland as a juror under Oregon law.

But since everything else is a Federal crime, why not make this a Federal crime too?

An epic way to troll the D's.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 25, 2019 12:09 AM


It's already a federal crime. It's just a choice/use or resources issue.

(g)It shall be unlawful for any person
(1)who has been convicted in any court of, a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year;
to ship or transport in interstate or foreign commerce, or possess in or affecting commerce, any firearm or ammunition; or to receive any firearm or ammunition which has been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 25, 2019 12:17 AM (r6GXX)

436 I guess tapes and transcripts can be fucked with too, . . .

Now that's a stretch.

Posted by: Rose Mary Woods at October 25, 2019 12:17 AM (q1Pj5)

437 McKinley is Denali.
Posted by: Muldoon

Not in the 70's partner

Posted by: The squirrel tribunal at October 25, 2019 12:17 AM (tvKLv)

438 339 Do Barr and Durham have Secret Service protection, or maybe it would be better to have independent personal protection?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:19 PM (WI7YS



He has US Marshall protection every day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2019 12:20 AM (qBhLi)

439 Popcorn time. Pudding cups are in the fridge. I hope I'm no disappointed. This might be the best thing to happen after Trump wins in 2020.

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at October 25, 2019 12:20 AM (0OmEj)

440 The people in the comments section at the Federalist are easily trolled. They are the opposite of the Horde, which is unfortunate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2019 12:20 AM (LxTcq)

441 male turkey stops traffic while the females cross ... chivalry lives.


https://tinyurl.com/y2qpabwb

Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2019 12:20 AM (Cus5s)

442 McKinley is Denali.
Posted by: Muldoon

Nah. Denali is a mountain, McKinley was a president.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 25, 2019 12:22 AM (COzlW)

443 last time i looked., felon in possession of a firearm was mandatory 10 year federal sentence,*IF* anyone pursued it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2019 12:24 AM (Kyj0g)

444 last time i looked., felon in possession of a firearm was mandatory 10 year federal sentence,*IF* anyone pursued it.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2019 12:24 AM (Kyj0g)

The bane of my existence.

Posted by: Jim Rockford at October 25, 2019 12:25 AM (q1Pj5)

445 The bane of my existence.


Posted by: Jim Rockford at October 25, 2019 12:25 AM (q1Pj5)

---
must be nice to be that lucky...

people are mine.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2019 12:27 AM (Kyj0g)

446 Felon in possession? Give me a call.

Posted by: The Exorcist at October 25, 2019 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

447 Felon in possession? Give me a call.

Posted by: The Exorcist at October 25, 2019 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

The bed, Is on. My foot!

Posted by: Father Pryor at October 25, 2019 12:29 AM (q1Pj5)

448 339 Do Barr and Durham have Secret Service protection, or maybe it would be better to have independent personal protection?


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 11:19 PM (WI7YS







He has US Marshall protection every day.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2019 12:20 AM (qBhLi)

Yeah, every cabinet member has a detail and 24/7 protection; who provides it depends on your title (for example, SecState's detail is provided by the Diplomatic Security Service). But the Secret Service is focused on presidents, veeps, former presidents, and visiting heads of state.

A cabinet member will get the full Secret Service treatment if he or she is the designated person to sit out the State of the Union.

Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2019 12:32 AM (Yeuu4)

449 446
Felon in possession? Give me a call.

Posted by: The Exorcist at October 25, 2019 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

---
Fenlon is possession?

Alert The Media!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2019 12:33 AM (Kyj0g)

450 last time i looked., felon in possession of a firearm was mandatory 10 year federal sentence,*IF* anyone pursued it.
Posted by: redc1c4

They can't do that. If they did our prisons would be full of felons.

Posted by: The squirrel tribunal at October 25, 2019 12:33 AM (tvKLv)

451 Well, the fitting and welding stage of my Panhard floor repair is done. Got under the car today, and closed up the rear portions of the door sills I had peeled open to remove the rotten 2X4's. And welded them back together where I had made cuts.

Then I cut and fit a piece of U-channel to become the reinforcing plate for the seat belt bolts, and fastened it loosely to the floor. Then I cut and fit metal plates, tucked the rear edge between said U-channel and the floor, and riveted/screwed the front edge to the underside of the floor just forward of the seat crossmember. So these metal plates box in the underside of the arched seat crossmember. There was original floor there, but it was mostly rusted away. Once the metal plates were in, I drilled more holes in the U-channel, and used nuts and bolts to pull it up tight to the underside of the floor, securing the rear edge of those metal plates. Then, I made a mess of spot welds to tie everything together.

Paint and sealant, next.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 12:36 AM (QugKX)

452 -
--

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
---St. Augustine



-----------------------------------


And those who read page two are completely incapable of shutting the fuck up about it for the rest of their lives. Hey!! While we are talking about logorrhea, if a picture is worth a thousand words, St. Augie, four thousand monkeys with four thousand 4K video cameras would need to work pretty damn hard to keep up with you. Study Hemingway.


Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:37 AM (RVcmP)

453
By the way, redc1c4, how are you and your mom doing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 25, 2019 12:53 AM (13CQC)

454 Paint and sealant, next.

You going to post pics when it's all done?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 25, 2019 12:56 AM (SchxB)

455 You going to post pics when it's all done?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 25, 2019 12:56 AM (SchxB)

I haven't taken any in-progress pics, but I could take some tomorrow before laying paint on it. Good color contrast between the new metal and the old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 12:58 AM (QugKX)

456 I haven't taken any in-progress pics, but I could take some tomorrow before laying paint on it. Good color contrast between the new metal and the old.


You could fake a before picture easy enough. Just take a few snaps of a random pile of scrap metal.

I was mainly thinking of pics when you were done. Anything taken in progress for comparison would be a bonus.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 25, 2019 01:03 AM (SchxB)

457 You could fake a before picture easy enough. Just take a few snaps of a random pile of scrap metal.

I was mainly thinking of pics when you were done. Anything taken in progress for comparison would be a bonus.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 25, 2019 01:03 AM (SchxB)

Heh. I have a pile of scrap metal: what's left of the old floor. I will do that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 01:11 AM (QugKX)

458 Evenin' Horde, or whatever's left of it. Not yet to 500 posts so I'm early, I guess.

AOP, wish I had the time to do half the stuff you do. As a dyed-in-the-wool DIYer, I'm always achin' to do some project or another, but alas my time is consumed
with other crap.

Looking back, I've done a ton of stuff. While enjoyable and fulfilling, almost all of the projects have been of the home improvement sort. I really want to do stuff just for the fun of it. I could do some small pjojects, but in order to do that I need to clean/organize my garage, and who wants to do that?

Maybe I should stop moaining and just get to work... This weekend, I promise...


Posted by: Average Guy at October 25, 2019 01:14 AM (BaHwF)

459 I read the article on the "tourist traps" and, ok, Wall Drug is a tourist trap. But I don't consider the Louvre, the Vatican, Mt. Rushmore, or Denali tourist traps. I have been blessed to see most of these places in the article and yes, it's crowded. But if more Americans traveled to other countries they would see that we have it so good here. But that would mean teaching history and stuff, and that's not happening anymore.

Posted by: Abby at October 25, 2019 01:20 AM (2GZs0)

460 Has Hitler heard that Durham opened a criminal inquiry?

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 25, 2019 01:22 AM (Jj+59)

461 AB 5 will also decimate Uber and Lyft.

Couldnt happen to a nicer bunch.

LOLGF

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 25, 2019 01:22 AM (FiUMj)

462 There are way better museums in Paris than the Louvre. But how do you visit Paris and NOT see the Mona Lisa? Hence the tourist trap label.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 25, 2019 01:25 AM (FiUMj)

463 *flashes subliminal message*

Posted by: Dark Web at October 25, 2019 01:29 AM (CDGwz)

464 To those considering making the leap, please, for the love of all things holy, delete any pics you might have of yourself sitting naked on a couch brushing Ace's densely matted fur.

Thank you.
Posted by: Robert at October 24, 2019 10:27 PM (/wYzK)


Not a chance. The image of me brushing Ace's matted fur is one I cherish. I can't part with it.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 24, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)


This is post Trump. Put them on T-Shirts and show them off. Never apologize.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2019 01:29 AM (EJbIh)

465 To those considering making the leap, please, for the love of all things holy, delete any pics you might have of yourself sitting naked on a couch brushing Ace's densely matted fur.
-------

Pretty sure that's what the naked guy on the ottoman was doing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:32 AM (CDGwz)

466 405
via ZH :



As The Wall Street Journal reports, White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham said in an email Thursday:



"Not renewing subscriptions across all federal agencies will be a
significant cost saving - hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars
will be saved."



The decision comes days after the president cancelled the White
House's print subscriptions to the Post and the Times after expressing
frustration with their coverage.



Heh. Heh. Heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2019 11:46 PM (Z4rgH)

________

LOL. Just saw this headline at The Guardian and was going to post it.
"This attack on the First Amendment WILL NOT STAND. Impeachment today, impeachment tomorrow, impeachment forever!" -- Sen. Lucky Pierre Delecto (D-Kolob)

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 01:32 AM (WqPYg)

467 Funny story, Babylon Bee:

"Extreme Vegan Has All Meat Removed From Body"
https://tinyurl.com/y5byuqvd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:39 AM (xSo9G)

468 Press sec had some very harsh words for pathetic Mitt. Completely warranted, but still a bit odd to see this kind of rhetoric from a press sec about a senator of the same [sic] party.


Unfortunately similar acid is deserved by many GOP senators who are thwarting the administration's most important domestic agenda item - rule of law in immigration - but we won't be hearing a peep from anyone, including Trump. Other than endorsements.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 01:41 AM (QDnY+)

469
"Extreme Vegan Has All Meat Removed From Body"
https://tinyurl.com/y5byuqvd
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:39 AM (xSo9G)

heh. The one about Hillary accusing the sample lady at Costco of being a Russian agent is pretty good, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 01:47 AM (QugKX)

470 Well, I am going to call it a night. Been a long day. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 01:55 AM (QugKX)

471 Press sec had some very harsh words for pathetic Mitt. Completely warranted, but still a bit odd to see this kind of rhetoric from a press sec about a senator of the same [sic] party.


Unfortunately similar acid is deserved by many GOP senators who are thwarting the administration's most important domestic agenda item - rule of law in immigration - but we won't be hearing a peep from anyone, including Trump. Other than endorsements.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 01:41 AM (QDnY+)

That's politics. But the resisters in the GOP already know they must adapt or retire, this is what is behind a lot of these veteran R congressmen not running for re-election.

Once we have the house we can start putting the screws to reluctant Senators. Mitt is finding out he doesn't have the POW/Veteran armor McCain had against criticism.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2019 02:03 AM (EJbIh)

472 Yeah, pullin' ripcord.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2019 02:03 AM (QzJWU)

473 The Babylon Bee
Fox Apologizes After Accidentally Unmuting Joe Buck's Microphone...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yypx9nbg

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 25, 2019 02:13 AM (Ckg4U)

474
Well, Mark Lenard is playing the heavy on Mannix tonight. Mark Lenard played Sarek, and a bunch of other assorted Klingons and Roulans on the Star Trek series over the years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2019 02:15 AM (f1Vqw)

475 *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 25, 2019 02:17 AM (Ckg4U)

476 signing off too, but no, Oldcat, not my point, and no, the House, even if it's "GOP", is very unlikely to do anything to push real action - see 2O17/18, and see buffoonishly transparent performance of likely speaker, McCarthy, on this issue. The voters will not enforce their views over time, those views are ignored, and Trump will be gone eventually. Holding action/slight improvement is better than nothing, but important to see it for what it is.


And that's just illegal immigration, and insanity with a body count, like "sanctuary" crap. GOP is literally silent on this - but pretty mouthy on pushing for *more* legal immigration and esp. the odious/outrageous work visas. GOP would have to be 7O% replaced for there to be chance of real and enduring change.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 02:23 AM (QDnY+)

477 Yup, we're falling like flies...zzzzzzzz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 02:37 AM (CDGwz)

478 Fruit flies like a banana ...

Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 25, 2019 02:56 AM (LPnfS)

479 St. Augustine was good with ecstatic visions, not so good with pithy aphorisms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2019 03:31 AM (oqrJk)

480 The only thing more useless than Congress is Daylight SavingsTime.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2019 03:37 AM (vGJY7)

481
480 The only thing more useless than Congress is Daylight SavingsTime.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2019 03:37 AM (vGJY7)

--------

*ahem*

Posted by: Tits On A Bull at October 25, 2019 03:40 AM (oqrJk)

482 How many times can you consider a source credible when the IG report has been coming out any day, week or month since February/March? I'm sure it will correspond with Sara Carter's next book, The Very Deep State!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2019 03:41 AM (vGJY7)

483 Mornin' all.

It's a chilly 33 degrees this morning

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2019 04:08 AM (J/ONV)

484 It's Friday!

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 04:09 AM (ZCEU2)

485 We made it!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2019 04:11 AM (J/ONV)

486 Mexican Grand prix weekend, Friday practice is at 3pm so will get to see it when I get home. The fans all do up Halloween costumes so it's quite the party there.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 04:20 AM (ZCEU2)

487 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2019 04:22 AM (arJlL)

488 Mexican Grand prix weekend,

Are they racing to our border ?

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2019 04:25 AM (arJlL)

489 OAN has a total board showing over 1Million this year who have

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)

490 https://www.thediplomad.com/
The party of lynching objects to the word lynching

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 04:45 AM (ZCEU2)

491 One of the most memorable experiences of my life was visiting the Pyramids. The smallest (4th) had recently been unearthed, so bf & I found a tour guide who served as lookout while I climbed to the top.

Stupid, dangerous, illegal, stupid. Plus I had (still do) a great fear of heights. But now I can ignore bogus clickbait and smile and say: "The view from the top was great.The worst part was backing down."

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 25, 2019 04:46 AM (tBRSd)

492 Never went to Stonehenge when I was in England though not terribly far away, regret not going to Dover though.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 04:55 AM (ZCEU2)

493 Never been out of the country, I've always wanted to see the area my paternal grandparents came from.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2019 05:00 AM (J/ONV)

494 And I'm out.

Have a good, stress-free day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2019 05:04 AM (J/ONV)

495 Have a good, stress-free day, all
Posted by: My life is insanity

The same to you !

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2019 05:07 AM (arJlL)

496 Me too
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 05:10 AM (ZCEU2)

497 Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 04:55 AM (ZCEU2)

Never had much interest in Stonehenge. There's too much other stuff in England that is more attractive...like museums and pubs!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2019 05:10 AM (wYseH)

498 There is so much payback needed for Flynn and that whole abuse of power. The nasty girls on Twitter denigrate Sidney, make fun of her Texas talk, call her grasp of the law 1L level. I love that she destroyed their pinup Brandon. Wiped the frigging floor w him.
Posted by: Ever at October

Sidney will have the last laugh.

Posted by: LASue at October 25, 2019 05:25 AM (Ed8Zd)

499 So, the ValuRite is distilled and bottled by the M.C. Escher Clan? No wonder it's so hard to find. I'll try to figure this out today while at work.

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2019 05:54 AM (UUkQp)

500 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 25, 2019 05:55 AM (Dhht7)

501 Did anyone tell Dave that the world's largest frying pan is in Rose Hill, North Carolina, not Iowa?

Posted by: Nobody at October 25, 2019 05:55 AM (8zK8n)

502 Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Friday, October 25, 2019. On this day in 1415 Henry V of England, with his lightly armored infantry and archers, defeated the heavily armored French cavalry in the Battle of Agincourt. The French had become stuck in the mud which opened them up to much more archery fire. Now let the flame wars begin.



Sorry Morons, I'm late. Went to sleep

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

503 'Sources' say the investigation into the FBI's doings in 2016 has now become a criminal probe. Ace has flaming skull below.


https://tinyurl.com/y49lp3da

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

504
And the Republicans in congress are hot on the trail of this misconduct.


https://tinyurl.com/y3e97v8d

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

505 Obama judge in the 9th circuit holds Betsy Devos in contempt and fines the Dept of Education. This is BS but contempt charges are almost impossible to fight. And that needs to be changed now that almost all Democrat judges are political.


https://tinyurl.com/y276lx2f

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

506 What is 'chutzpah'? How about Nadless Nad accusing the Trump administration of 'politizing' the DOJ.


https://tinyurl.com/y2kvcdsb

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

507 Commie Bernie is telling you right up front what he wants for SCOTUS; more RBG's and more Sotufatty's. Good thing he has about zero chance of being elected.


https://tinyurl.com/y3rdb97f

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

508 Here is a prime example of congress vastly exceeding its authority under the Constitution. The House has passed a bill which makes 'animal cruelty' a federal crime. Now most people don't like 'animal cruelty' but this is a matter for local authorities.


https://tinyurl.com/yyqxu5bc

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

509 Fake Republican Bill Weld says he would vote for Biden over Trump.


https://tinyurl.com/y45lqp22

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

510 After Democrats and the MFM (BIRM) go wild over Trump's statement about building a wall in CO, Trump has to explain to them he was only joking. Doesn't Trump know Democrats have no sense of humor?


https://tinyurl.com/yxhrqn9f

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

511 Gaetz calls Democrats a pack of rabid Hyenas. That's an insult to Hyenas.


https://tinyurl.com/y2egjgrn

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

512 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/yxvcsub5


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

513 That video explaining usage of the word "fuck" misspelled "incompitance". I mean, that's the way they spelled it.

JackStraw, if you're in here, enjoyed our exchange yesterday thoroughly. I've never been happier to be wrong. And so quickly!

Oh! Good morning, reprobates.

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 06:06 AM (0Oclf)

514 #Wexit - Western Canada separatism explodes on social media

https://tinyurl.com/y2evfh9t

Posted by: jsg at October 25, 2019 06:14 AM (dtB8X)

515 Sidebar: No, the US Military won't collapse in 20 years due to 'Climate Change'. It will collapse, along with everything else, because of our unsustainable economics and the depraved elites need for absolute rule.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 25, 2019 06:17 AM (KvG31)

516 The fuck you say...

Posted by: Garbone at October 25, 2019 06:20 AM (zN/5f)

517 The news that Horowitz' investigation has turned into a criminal one was desperately needed. We sit here, day after day, deluged by one bad story after another. Is it any wonder we get discouraged? I was thinking yesterday that what we needed was some word...some indication from the administration that this outrage will not go unpunished. Thought it might come from Trump himself but this is just as good.

And long the hell overdue.

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 06:21 AM (0Oclf)

518 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 06:22 AM (cqNba)

519 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

520 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

521 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Did the Baltimore County Police Chief really deny to you the presence of MS-13 in the county?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

522 What is 'chutzpah'? How about Nadless Nad accusing the Trump administration of 'politizing' the DOJ.


He is a virulent little turd, isn't he.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 25, 2019 06:24 AM (KvG31)

523 Saturday!!!!

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 25, 2019 06:24 AM (RUnSJ)

524 Salty! Are we going to Crystal Bridges?

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 06:24 AM (0Oclf)

525 522 He is a virulent little turd, isn't he.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 25, 2019 06:24 AM (KvG31)

I would say he is closer to diarrhea than a turd.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

526 @523
If you think this is Saturday I have bad news for you.

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 06:26 AM (0Oclf)

527 Vic

Thank you for the links. Much appreciated.

The Battle of Agincourt is a good metaphor for how outnumbered and out-equipped troops can win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

528 creeper

I have no idea what that is.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

529 Salty, Crystal Bridges is the biggest museum in Bentonville. I couldn't remember if you'd told me the name of the place so I looked up Bentonville museums and found it. It's absolutely beautiful.

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 06:31 AM (0Oclf)

530 "Did the Baltimore County Police Chief really deny to you the presence of MS-13 in the county?"

No, not a denial of ANY presence. Just along the lines of 'minimal, and being monitored' as a paraphrased response.

The current County Executive is committed to Baltimore County becoming an Official Sanctuary County. But, he keeps running up against the County's Attorneys statements that the County does cooperate with ICE.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 06:34 AM (cqNba)

531
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2019 06:35 AM (7rVsF)

532 527
Vic



Thank you for the links. Much appreciated.



The Battle of Agincourt is a good metaphor for how outnumbered and out-equipped troops can win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

It has become the "crossbows vs longbows" meme here at AOS

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

533 creeper

Then yes. That is my main thing to see. I am not sure when we arrive. My idea of a 6 AM start was ... not welcomed. So I figure an 8 AM departures and a 2 PM arrival. The Art Museum, with dinner, then you are on your way.

My plan B would be a different, later, departure time, we stay overnight, meet for a Sunday brunch, then the art museum.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

534 Tourist traps and no one mentioned the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota?

https://tinyurl.com/y6gpc35z

Posted by: freaked at October 25, 2019 06:38 AM (Tnijr)

535 Did the Baltimore County Police Chief really deny to you the presence of MS-13 in the county?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Next, he'll say there's no rats.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2019 06:39 AM (arJlL)

536 534
Tourist traps and no one mentioned the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota?



https://tinyurl.com/y6gpc35z

Posted by: freaked at October 25, 2019 06:38 AM (Tnijr)

Or South of the Border in SC.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:39 AM (mpXpK)

537 Speculation:

Mifsud probably didn't want to turn the phones on. I bet they had their batteries out and were sitting around for a rainy day.

Now what is on them has been safely verified as they were powered up by the good guys with the right forensic tools.

Smoking guns now. Names, dates....pulls everything together in one place.

Posted by: pawn at October 25, 2019 06:41 AM (PveK5)

538 Vic

Yes. Much ink has been spilt over that.

In the right circumstances (long training, slow attack, no fortifications and anchored flanks, longbows will win.

I'll take an A-10 in air support with a good ground spotting team any day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

539 Salty, after looking at their website I'm inclined to go with your Plan B. I don't think half a day is enough. That place is HUGE!

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 06:43 AM (0Oclf)

540 "Or South of the Border in SC."

Hey Hey Hey.....

Don't be harshing on SoB.

Pops makes the best damn beef vegetable soup on I-95.

Rooms are a little bit barren, though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 06:43 AM (cqNba)

541
So, what fresh BOMBSHELL!!! revelations have the Democrats cooked up for today?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2019 06:43 AM (7rVsF)

542 Vic

I've been to Wall Drug. Not South of the Border.

Wall Drug had a good bookstore. And enough shopping for my wife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

543 542
Vic



I've been to Wall Drug. Not South of the Border.



Wall Drug had a good bookstore. And enough shopping for my wife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

Where and what is Wall Drug?

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:45 AM (mpXpK)

544 "Next, he'll say there's no rats."

Or squeegee kids.


And....speaking of those young street merchants, did you see this from yesterday?

https://cbsloc.al/343OGsi

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)

545 creeper

Sunday sounds good. My wife's endurance level to art on walls is low. But I will try and work with our new Plan A, the old plan B.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

546 Vic

South Dakota.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

547 546
Vic



South Dakota.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

No wonder I never heard of it.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

548 Vic, it's a famous shopping emporium / destination because of marketing on every barn within 700 miles.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

549 548
Vic, it's a famous shopping emporium / destination because of marketing on every barn within 700 miles.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

Now that does sound like SoB.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:49 AM (mpXpK)

550 Vic Well, if you had been able to convince Mrs Vic to go to Wyoming, it would be more famous than SotB.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

551 Work prep time is here, alas. Have a great day, everyone.

May the fall weather bless you with colorful leaves and dead chiggers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

552 550
Vic Well, if you had been able to convince Mrs Vic to go to Wyoming, it would be more famous than SotB.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2019 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

I even offered up Montana as an alternative........no dice

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

553 My son and I were driving to FL from BMore.I started a road game to count all the "Perdro Sez" signs till we passed SOTB. Exactly 100 was the total.

Posted by: pawn at October 25, 2019 06:51 AM (PveK5)

554
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 25, 2019 06:51 AM (hx3Q8)

555 Or South of the Border in SC.
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:39 AM (mpXpK)
It's in there. My parents went for a month and a half trip out West last year. They liked The Black Hills and the Dakotas in general. The Corn Palace they said was bleh. Went on the Skywalk and say the Northern Rim is much better. And 4 corners was pitiful and was run by Welfare Indians.

Posted by: jsg at October 25, 2019 06:52 AM (dtB8X)

556 Salty, if she's into nature walks they have one of those, too. and there's currently a display of crystals in art. This is going to be a great MiniMoMe. Maybe some Moron in the area would like to join us.

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 06:53 AM (0Oclf)

557 498 There is so much payback needed for Flynn and that whole abuse of power. The nasty girls on Twitter denigrate Sidney, make fun of her Texas talk, call her grasp of the law 1L level. I love that she destroyed their pinup Brandon. Wiped the frigging floor w him.
Posted by: Ever at October

Sidney will have the last laugh.
Posted by: LASue at October 25, 2019 05:25 AM (Ed8Zd)


I've got a good feeling that you are right.

Flynn needs to get PAID.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2019 06:53 AM (sy5kK)

558 Morning.
A late night flaming skull?
Looks like I not only need to buy more coffee, but check my popcorn supply.

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2019 06:56 AM (vd8XM)

559 I see that California is on fire....

Again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 07:02 AM (cqNba)

560 It's in there. My parents went for a month and a half trip out West last year. They liked The Black Hills and the Dakotas in general. The Corn Palace they said was bleh. Went on the Skywalk and say the Northern Rim is much better. And 4 corners was pitiful and was run by Welfare Indians.
Posted by: jsg

Wife and I went to Monument Valley. Very nice and some great vistas. Then we went to 4 Corners.
It's like a geographic point, that you pay to park in a dirt lot, surrounded by a shopping stalls of Indian "crafts"
Got a great picture of wife and I there, so she was happy.
Drove back to Page AZ that night and had great BBQ

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2019 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

561 511 Gaetz calls Democrats a pack of rabid Hyenas. That's an insult to Hyenas.

https://tinyurl.com/y2egjgrn
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 06:05 AM (mpXpK)


It's an insult to rabies.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 07:03 AM (H8QX8)

562
John Durham expands the Russian fraud probe to a criminal investigation.

Subpoena power. Grand Jury. Ability to File Charges.

Finally.

Here. We. Go.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2019 07:03 AM (sy5kK)

563
***PSA***

Dan Carlin has dropped a new 4 hour 53 minute Hardcore History podcast...part three of his "Supernova in the East" series.

thatisall

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 25, 2019 07:04 AM (hx3Q8)

564 Sidney will have the last laugh.
Posted by: LASue at October 25, 2019 05:25 AM (Ed8Zd)


She is first class. She will prevail.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 07:04 AM (H8QX8)

565 About that article on travel destinations: Thank goodness they didn't include the Peachoid in Gaffney, SC, so that's still on the list. Road trip!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 25, 2019 07:06 AM (IttZ7)

566 Rachel Madcow: no way I was pulling your dicks for two years and the Russia Hoax wasn't real. Brennan, Comey and Clapper would never conspire to bring down the president, despite the material evidence supporting it.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2019 07:08 AM (8ts9m)

567 Boy....NBC is furiously spinning the investigation story.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 07:10 AM (cqNba)

568 The skull has been incinerated

repeat

the skull has been incinerated

over

Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 07:10 AM (rpxSz)

569 Interesting poll.

Should Trump be impeached, AND removed from office?

Democrats...89% 'Yes'





Trial....we don't need no stinking trial.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)

570 The skull has a long mustache.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 07:13 AM (cqNba)

571 Well, at least the republican senators read the comments section at Ace of Spades...

Following the sound advice of jwest, two senators have introduced a bill to move 90% of the federal agencies out of Washington and disperse them throughout the country.

Senate leaders were heard saying "We should do more of what jwest says - he's particularly brilliant".

Posted by: jwest at October 25, 2019 07:14 AM (U6f/q)

572 Interesting poll.

Should Trump be impeached, AND removed from office?

Democrats...89% 'Yes'


Trial....we don't need no stinking trial.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

You forgot the "All Trump monies given to the DNC"

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2019 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

573 Poll says 89% of the people believe the Tooth Fairy will leave you a quarter under your pillow if you put a pulled tooth there.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 07:15 AM (mpXpK)

574 "John Durham expands the Russian fraud probe to a criminal investigation.



Subpoena power. Grand Jury. Ability to File Charges.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg:

I have already been reliably informed by the MSM this is just Trump using the DOJ for political purposes. Probably an impeachable offense.


This will be the spin and is already being disseminated far and wide. That is all we will be hearing about this in days ahead.


Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2019 07:15 AM (MxEKc)

575 New polls show majority of American, led by millennials, want the rest to sit down and shut up. Or else.

Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2019 07:16 AM (MxEKc)

576 Poll says 89% of the people believe the Tooth Fairy will leave you a quarter under your pillow if you put a pulled tooth there.
Posted by: Vic

Poll also says, 45% of the 80% of those questioned who chew gum say that the Tooth Fairy is really a man but we can't really talk about it.

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2019 07:16 AM (vd8XM)

577 Does anyone seriously doubt that the femtosecond after Trump is impeached that Mike Pence will become the new ChristianManBad and the new target for incandescent hate from the left and the media?
This is a coup.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 25, 2019 07:17 AM (IttZ7)

578 I protest! Comments on here refer to TWO flaming skulls yesterday...one of them actually blue. I can find only one flaming skull. Why am I being discriminated against?

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 07:17 AM (0Oclf)

579 "This will be the spin and is already being disseminated far and wide. That is all we will be hearing about this in days ahead.
"

Not 'will be'.

Is.

NBC Today is skewing it in that direction already.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba)

580 Just noticed the excellent rendition of the Ewok in the bathrobe. Nice.

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2019 07:19 AM (0Oclf)

581 What releases more carbon, all the coal power plants in the country or Cali burning?

Posted by: freaked at October 25, 2019 07:19 AM (Tnijr)

582 I have long advocated a Constitutional amendment to move the capitol to some State in the geographic center of the continental US and make the federal zone a 5 mile radius with no permanent residency allowed. That will solve a LOT of the stupid arguments by the Democraps to make DC a State.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

583 So scanning the local MFM, all I got was a giant pic of Trump and a criminal investigation, so Trump is done?

Posted by: Colin at October 25, 2019 07:20 AM (CC8K7)

584 JJ is running around, posting NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 07:20 AM (cqNba)

585 Nood

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 25, 2019 07:20 AM (81OU+)

586 The Left has lost their collective minds this morning. Facts and substance no longer matter. It's all about keeping the lie going.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2019 07:20 AM (8ts9m)

587 I protest! Comments on here refer to TWO flaming skulls yesterday...one of them actually blue. I can find only one flaming skull. Why am I being discriminated against?
Posted by: creeper

The all red letter "The liberal MSNBC Republican..."
headline originally had a flaming skull. I don't know why it was removed

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2019 07:20 AM (vd8XM)

588
The all red letter "The liberal MSNBC Republican..."
headline originally had a flaming skull. I don't know why it was removed

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2019 07:20 AM


Ace got shamed into taking it down; the consensus was that the post was too "inside baseball" & not skull-worthy

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 25, 2019 07:24 AM (hx3Q8)

589 test

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

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