Rosario Dawson, Actress Girlfriend of The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, Sued For... Transphobic Abuse and Attack?

He's suing because he claims Rosario Dawson and her family did not use hixr preferred pronouns and mode of address.

Well, this is what California law says. Choke on it.

She also claims that Dawson's mom attacked her. (This person is a woman and a lesbian who then decided, late in life, that she's been a man all along.)


A transgender handyman who worked for Rosario Dawson claims the “Rent” star belittled him with transphobic insults and that her mom once beat him up after he came out, according to new reports.

Dedrek Finley, 55, said his relationship with the Dawson family went downhill after he revealed he was transgender, according to his lawsuit filed Friday in Los Angeles court and reported by NBC News.

...

But after the Beacon, New York native moved into a North Hollywood home rented by the family, he came out -- and claims he was immediately subjected to transphobic comments.

"The family misgendered him multiple times each day, with deliberate indifference as to the appropriate way to address Mr. Finley," his suit says.


...


Two months later, things allegedly turned physical between Finley and Rosario's mother, Isabel Dawson, who is accused of dragging him by his arm out of a window.

As Finley was lying on the ground outside, Isabel, "who is substantially larger than Mr. Finley, got on top of Mr. Finley’s body and began punching him," the complaint says.

"While beating Mr. Finley, Isabel screamed, 'You're not so much of a man now,' which was a clear and denigrating reference to Mr. Finley’s gender identity."

Yeah I don't believe this. If you've been physically assaulted, you don't also add, "And what really upset me is the mean language used while beating me."

That's a Saul Rosenberg type thing. "He was beating me about the head and neck and saying very hurtful things."

Nevertheless: Choke on it.

Tim Pool raises a good point: Cory Booker, who is, you may have heard, fiercely heterosexual, cannot deny this woman's complaint, because you're supposed to believe all women (even former women) and of course Trans People Are Special Angels Who Never Lie About Assaults.

In other words, they're the new Liberal Women, with an unrebuttable presumption of being truthful and virtuous.

So The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker can't really stick up for the woman he is pretending he has any sexual attraction to. He'll have to say something about "Believing all Transmen."

And I can't wait.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:19 PM




Comments

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1 Wasn't Believing All Transmen a movie?

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (Z1ykJ)

2 Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

3 Hmm, I'll go call the corgis

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (Z1ykJ)

4 Remember how they said that all these social changes wouldn't affect you? So why are you so intolerant, you hateful bigots?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (xptlg)

5 *popcorn ordered*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (6qErC)

6 1
Wasn't Believing All Transmen a movie?


No, that was Transpotting.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

7 what does Lawson get out of this?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (iOOTn)

8 First Fiercest!

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (786Ro)

9 missed it

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (786Ro)

10 Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (RUnSJ)

11 Can we root that both sides get knocked out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (EXxge)

12 Transgender Handyman would be a great idea for a sitcom.

Someone get my agent on the phone.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)

13 So some girl on girl action.

Boring.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (haWye)

14 top 20.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (/TvO8)

15 This is believable and awesome.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (UfRqq)

16 A blessing of Liberty!

Posted by: David French, waving the flag of Surrender at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (htJYU)

17 lolgf

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (jYnPD)

18 I tried reading that excerpt straight through and my eyes glazed over. I don't know if he is a she or she is a he or what. Me confuzed!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (xptlg)

19 You know who this schlongs, don't you?

Posted by: Mirror Universe where Hugh Hewitt is pro-Trump at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (786Ro)

20 bwahahaha

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (G546f)

21 Transgender Handy Person.

"Mr. Roper is that you?"

"That's Ms Roper to you!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (EXxge)

22 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (q1Pj5)

23
Brokeback Booker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (zBaqJ)

24 May they all lose!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (Fmkqn)

25 10
Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.


She's no Carla Gugino.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

26 Damn it, where's my popcorn?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (Gs5TH)

27 >> (This person is a woman and a lesbian who then decided, late in life, that she's been a man all along.)


Sounds like a hairy situation.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (fjX/+)

28 13 So some girl on girl action.

Boring.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (haWye)


Mind if I play throuple this hole?...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (zBaqJ)

29 Transformers !!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (rV1pr)

30 I find myself totally not giving any shits at all about this. Huh. Guess I haven't been made to care yet.

Posted by: huerfano at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (9dnxb)

31 Wasn't a Constitutional Amendment that should've prevented this sort of law from being enacted?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (htJYU)

32 what a Decepticon!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (EXxge)

33 21
Transgender Handy Person.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (EXxge)


The have a tranny handy just for handies? Sick fucks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (jYnPD)

34 27 >> (This person is a woman and a lesbian who then decided, late in life, that she's been a man all along.)


Sounds like a hairy situation.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (fjX/+)



"I feel your pain."

- - Jessica Yaniv

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (zBaqJ)

35 Transmen: The Secret Schlong

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

36 18
I tried reading that excerpt straight through and my eyes glazed over. I
don't know if he is a she or she is a he or what. Me confuzed!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore


IKR? At some point, you just shout "Oh, f*** you!!!!"

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

37 All I can say is go astros.

Also Rosario Dawson can lolgf.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (tH5fk)

38 Has Booker made it to 2nd base yet?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (PUmDY)

39 I saw Transgender Handyman open for Men At Work at Candlestick Park in '83.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

40 Transformers !!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (rV1pr)

Fetishists in Disguise!!!

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (htJYU)

41 Come on. The poor guy gal just wanted her balls and penis waxed. Is that too much to ask, Rosario?? Well, I guess so. Bitch.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (Dh1wo)

42 Yeah, he won't have to answer any questions about it. This will be ignored and become yet another non-story.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (xptlg)

43 (This person is a woman and a lesbian who then decided, late in life, that she's been a man all along.)
..........

So batshit crazy sues batshit crazy.

Posted by: Yuri at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

44 So The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker can't really stick up for the woman he is pretending he has any sexual attraction to. He'll have to say something about "Believing all Transmen."

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (aS1PU)

45 Suddenly Lola sipping that Coca=Cola seems normal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (EXxge)

46 Transgender Handy Person.
I bet xer swings a mean hammer!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (q1Pj5)

47 "transgender handyman"

I'm imagining Schneider in pumps.

Posted by: Dmitri at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (WjcFW)

48 Build yuge beautiful mental institutions.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Pzzpr)

49 Wasn't Believing All Transmen a movie?"

Transmen: A Surprise Anal

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (6qErC)

50 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Count de Monet



Breath-takingly.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (tH5fk)

51 Go to transwarp speed, number two.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (aKsyK)

52 25 10
Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.

She's no Carla Gugino.
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

Hard to top Carla in her prime boob years.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (RUnSJ)

53 41 Come on. The poor guy gal just wanted her balls and penis waxed. Is that too much to ask, Rosario?? Well, I guess so. Bitch.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (Dh1wo)


Keep plucking that, er, uh, chicken...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)

54 His days as a candidate are dwindling

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (PYdI2)

55 46
Transgender Handy Person.
I bet xer swings a mean hammer!


Posted by: Count de Monet


Does it hang to the right or the left?

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

56 That's a Saul Rosenberg type thing. "He was beating me about the head and neck and saying very hurtful things."

__

This, right here, is why Ace is a national treasure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (FiUMj)

57 I am tired of No Talent Corey Booker and the sodomites he comports with.

But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (MeM4j)

58 What are we going to do about this epidemic of transphobic violence in the Democrat Party? Why, not a day has gone by since yesterday that we have not heard about yet another horrible, bigoted assault against the Trans community by Democrats.

Perhaps a party so indifferent to hate doesn't deserve the support of the LGBTQWERTY community and it's allies.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (jp0Bv)

59 It reeks of pot smoke on the bus and some freak is singing.

But of course, give the jaywalking businessmen tickets while they try to get to
Work on time.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (rV1pr)

60 CRAZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbnrdCS57d0

Posted by: Patsy Cline at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (fjX/+)

61 Dear Benjamin Franklin,

It is apparent that our Republic is being held hostage by 0.3% of the population insisting we adopt their mental illnesses as our own.

Yours Truly, from the Future,
Wefty

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (1Vobx)

62 Transgender Handyman?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Don Q at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (NgKpN)

63 So you're saying this new weapon of the Left seems to have misfired and fallen into the sea, taking down several loyal comrades?

"That's a shame. "

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (LWu6U)

64 Booker is like that stupid dude on 90 Day Fiance who hung out with that hot Colombian chick for weeks and never dorked her.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

65 Hard to top Carla in her prime boob years.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws


She was mighty fine in San Andreas.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (T6t7i)

66 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

67 The family misgendered him multiple times each day

Dude, I didn't mis-gender you. I correctly identified your sex.

Do these morons refer to kids at "it" until the kid finally has a few sexual awakenings and announces what/who they're attracted to?

Posted by: Rosario Dawson at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (9t0Zz)

68 Seriously though, how the fvck is this law, and several others like it around the country, Constitutional?


The SCOTUS, as shitty as it is overall, has a pretty good track record on free speech, and I can't imagine would uphold this shit, were it ever to reach them.

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (dH5fg)

69 Roger Moore was mentioned in the last thread, and I just wanted to post what to me was the most surprising bit of info about him. Very early in his career, he roomed for a short while with another young unknown actor, Christopher Lee, and they became the best of friends for the rest of their lives. (although they only did 1 movie together that I can recall)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Kpl3J)

70 Oh, man.

I love boobs.

Like, really really love them!

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (fjX/+)

71 I bet xer swings a mean hammer"

#DemoDay!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (6qErC)

72 69 Roger Moore was mentioned in the last thread, and I just wanted to post what to me was the most surprising bit of info about him. Very early in his career, he roomed for a short while with another young unknown actor, Christopher Lee, and they became the best of friends for the rest of their lives. (although they only did 1 movie together that I can recall)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Kpl3J)

The extra nipple always came between them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (2B9A/)

73 Hi Insom!

*hugs and sloppy smooches*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (rV1pr)

74 Those who want to use 'the law' (men with guns) to force another to use their made up words should be pummeled with rotten onions and potatoes (in a pillow case).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (1g7ch)

75 I think one answer is never to use pronouns with transgenders, Just say "Dedrick" or whatever name the person claims all the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (WI7YS)

76 Oh and,

I see the casting of the One Day at a Time reboot is going about the way you'd expect.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (jp0Bv)

77 With all the factions that the Left has been lying to keep power suddenly deciding now is the time to settle scores, all I can say is I want them all to lose.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (EXxge)

78 Oh, man.



I love boobs.



Like, really really love them!

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (fjX/+)

How do they feel in your hand, Mr. Fiercely Heterosexual Booker?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (q1Pj5)

79 Does it hang to the right or the left?
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)


Can he tie it in a knot?
Can he tie it in a bow?
Can he throw it over his shoulder like a continental soldier?

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (aS1PU)

80 i'M TAKING TRANNY BACK

Posted by: BECKY at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (rpxSz)

81 Its nice when Leftists get bent into a pretzel of their own making.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (ZCEU2)

82 Does anyone know if there will be World Series threads this year?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

83 52 25 10
Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.

She's no Carla Gugino.
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

Hard to top Carla in her prime boob years.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (RUnSJ)


Mimi Rogers in her prime were quite spectacular. And then there was (were) Pam Grier's.

That said, you can't beat Kristie Canyon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (zBaqJ)

84 Meanwhile, the Supremes came out and said the Second Amendment protects 'all arms'.

Not just those that were in existence during the Revolutionary War period.

Posted by: Don Q at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

85 >>I think one answer is never to use pronouns with transgenders, Just say "Dedrick" or whatever name the person claims all the time.


I just ignore them. Like the homeless.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (fjX/+)

86 Two months later, things allegedly turned physical between Finley and Rosario's mother, Isabel Dawson, who is accused of dragging him by his arm out of a window.

As Finley was lying on the ground outside, Isabel, "who is substantially larger than Mr. Finley, got on top of Mr. Finley's body and began punching him," the complaint says.

"While beating Mr. Finley, Isabel screamed, 'You're not so much of a man now,' which was a clear and denigrating reference to Mr. Finley's gender identity."



I would have paid good money to watch that encounter in person.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)

87 So you pretend you are a man and the name you choose is Dedrick?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (r+sAi)

88 These people are deeply weird.

And I say that as someone who identifies as a Weird American.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (9GFP4)

89 69 Roger Moore was mentioned in the last thread, and I just wanted to post what to me was the most surprising bit of info about him. Very early in his career, he roomed for a short while with another young unknown actor, Christopher Lee, and they became the best of friends for the rest of their lives. (although they only did 1 movie together that I can recall)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Kpl3J)


The Man With the Golden Gun. Bond, 1974?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

90 OT, but I want to thank you guys for keeping me up to speed, particularly Ace, J.J., JackStraw, Lizzy, et al. Days like this it's all I can do to catch up after dinner and I appreciate all the sagacious posts and comments.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (sGotD)

91 None of this would have happened if those damn deplorables wouldn't have worked with the Russians to cheat the election and got Trump in the White House.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

92 I love, love, love when Hollytards get hung up on their own leftist petards.

As I shared in the earlier thread: Lori Loughlin is also now looking at having even more charges levied against her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

93 Kudos for the classic Jerky Boys reference, ace. Now I can hear it in my head.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (upfer)

94 Lily, Humans are just weird. Wonder how they got to the top of the food chain.

Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (EXxge)

95 My Mom Beat Up Your Tranny Handyman

Posted by: Bumper Sticker at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (WjcFW)

96 So you pretend you are a man and the name you choose is Dedrick?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (r+sAi)


Dieter is much better.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (aS1PU)

97 I appreciate all the sagacious posts and comments.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019

sagacious or salacious?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (G546f)

98 >>"While beating Mr. Finley, Isabel screamed, 'You're not so much of a man now,' which was a clear and denigrating reference to Mr. Finley's gender identity."



According to Whomst?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (fjX/+)

99 93 Kudos for the classic Jerky Boys reference, ace. Now I can hear it in my head.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (upfer)


"FRANK RIZZO!!!!"

R-I-Z-Z-O...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

100 "The family misgendered him multiple times each day, with deliberate indifference as to the appropriate way to address Mr. Finley," his suit says.

----------

Okay. This, I do not understand. How does one "misgender" one's handyperson when speaking to same? When I talk to someone, I say "you" or "your" or whatever. "Would you like some water?" "When will you be here tomorrow?" That sort of thing.

Were they talking to this person in the third person? "Does he want some water?"

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (aXucN)

101 So you pretend you are a man and the name you choose is Dedrick?



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (r+sAi)
\Well, Pat is right out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (q1Pj5)

102 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jF0ajgT_09s

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (upfer)

103 sagacious or salacious?

I think he meant lubricious.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (T6t7i)

104 Speaking of insane people, how da fook did that punk Trudeau get re-elected??

Posted by: jmel at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (OeWgo)

105 So they called a woman a woman. They're right and the Dedrik is mistaken. You will always be a woman DeDe.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (U7k5w)

106 97 I appreciate all the sagacious posts and comments.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019

sagacious or salacious?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (G546f)


Not sebaceous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

107 70 Oh, man.

I love boobs.

Like, really really love them!
Posted by: Corey Booker at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (fjX/+)

They are like asscheeks with nipples.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (RUnSJ)

108 87 So you pretend you are a man and the name you choose is Dedrick?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM

----

Dedrick or Dead Dick?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Anon at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (+0uDE)

109 61 Dear Benjamin Franklin,

It is apparent that our Republic is being held hostage by 0.3% of the population insisting we adopt their mental illnesses as our own.

Yours Truly, from the Future,
Wefty
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (1Vobx)
=======
hilarious!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (xptlg)

110 While beating Mr. Finley"

Euphemism?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (6qErC)

111
Can't wait for Buck and Smoltz to discuss how tragic it is the Yankees were deprived of a World Series appearance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (7rVsF)

112 Transmen: The Secret Schlong

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NWiLs)


Transmen: The Golden Cockring

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Z1ykJ)

113 Does anyone know if there will be World Series threads this year?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (lwiT4)


I hope so. Go Astros!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (dUJdY)

114 Seriously though, what I'm getting from these stories is DO NOT INTERACT WITH CRAZY.

Do not work with them.

Do not interact with them.

If you have to hire them, pair them with all the other crazy SJWs you've been forced to hire. Firewall them from the rest of the company and hope for casualties.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (9t0Zz)

115 Pat?

You mean Peggy da?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (EXxge)

116 >>My Mom Beat Up Your Tranny Handyman


...and by Fix Your Sink I mean Grow a Dick.

Posted by: Dedrick Schneider at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (fjX/+)

117 95 My Mom Beat Up Your Tranny Handyman
Posted by: Bumper Sticker at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (WjcFW)


My Mom Throupled Your Congresswoman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

118 "with an unrebuttable presumption..."

i think they presume they can change their butt any time they want along with everything else.


...


ah, third grade zingers. those were the days, my friend.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Pg+x7)

119 73 Hi Insom!

*hugs and sloppy smooches*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (rV1pr)

Boy did I ever need those...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

120 Were they talking to this person in the third person? "Does he want some water?"





Posted by: bluebell



Best to stick with the classics. "It puts the lotion on its skin".

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

121 xe who lives by the sword, dies by the sword

Posted by: IanDeal at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (vgGyZ)

122 Salacious is a word that doesn't get used enough.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (tH5fk)

123 >>While beating Mr. Finley"


The Issue where Jughead got caught beating Mr Finley in the Card Aisle at the local Sears was my favorite Archie.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (fjX/+)

124 IrishE!! Good Lord woman. Someone at the MoMe suggested I make medic alert bracelets and I said I had done 3 but for the life of me I could not remember for who! It was you. My memory...

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

125 118
ah, third grade zingers. those were the days, my friend.
Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Pg+x7)


Your mom sells potato chips. Always on the corner yelling "Lays!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (zBaqJ)

126 If you've been physically assaulted, you don't also add, "And what really upset me is the mean language used while beating me."

If you're a man, no. This indicates the xir's transition is ximcomplete.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (DMUuz)

127 Hadrian - I am pulling for the Astros, since they used to be the dead last NL Central team. Fond memories.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (lwiT4)

128 Mimi Rogers in her prime were quite spectacular.

What happened to her jaw? Was it always that wonky?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)

129 this Kursk movie is heartbreaking

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (G546f)

130 Beating Mr. Finley is not to be confused with "beating the Bishop."

Or is it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (EXxge)

131 Were they talking to this person in the third person? "Does he want some water?"

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (aXucN)

Maybe the bitch wanted to be called "they". Who cares, this law is dying to be challenged.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (U7k5w)

132 106 97 I appreciate all the sagacious posts and comments.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019

sagacious or salacious?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (G546f)


Not sebaceous.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

Or cetaceous.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

133 I don't know who has the highest woke score here.

One of them is a woman who pretends to be a man.

One of them is a woman who pretends to date a man who pretends to like women.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (ZfRYq)

134 Does anyone know if there will be World Series threads this year?
Do we really need another tranny thread??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (Dh1wo)

135 I hope the Nats lose every game because Curious Brett is a fan- irrational, I know

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (PUmDY)

136 Is Ms. Dawson a WOC? Cause that may trump a transgender on the grevience list? I don't know.....I lost my greivence pyramid chart.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (PD4UQ)

137 Fucking insanity. Dims are mothernucking batshit crazy.

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (0OmEj)

138
Power To The Perverts, Right Now!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (g0p3M)

139 xe who lives by the sword, dies by the sword"

No "sword fighting", guys

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (6qErC)

140 Hey kids, gather 'round
Listen to what I'm puttin' down
Hey baby
I'm your trannyman...

Posted by: James Taylor, trying to keep it current at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

141 I want the Nats to win because Bryce Harper is a fag.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (fjX/+)

142 I hope so. Go Astros!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (dUJdY)
--------

Your autocucumber misspelled "Nats."

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (aXucN)

143 Vmom, because of Russian pride they let sailors die aboard Kursk before asking for outside help.

"You lost another submarine Dmitri?" has a lot of truth behind it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (EXxge)

144 *insert Nelson Muntz laugh here*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (HaL55)

145 140 Hey kids, gather 'round
Listen to what I'm puttin' down
Hey baby
I'm your trannyman...
Posted by: James Taylor, trying to keep it current at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)


I gotta tell you, when these freaks make Boy George look like George Reeves...

Oy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (zBaqJ)

146 Beverly Deangelo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (PUmDY)

147 I'm tellin' ya, 2019 is only a warm-up!

Posted by: 2020, Waxed, rested, and ready! at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (dH5fg)

148 That Pamela Geller has some nice tits.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (fjX/+)

149 In other words, they're the new Liberal Women, with an unrebuttable presumption of being truthful and virtuous


Wine moms / weiner moms. Tomato / tomahto.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (786Ro)

150 Schneider in pumps.

I spit my beer up a bit.LOL!

Posted by: free tibet at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (CL76w)

151 Or cetaceous"

Subcutaneous?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (6qErC)

152 I know Dallas is a blue spot in TX, but is Houston?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

153 "FRANK RIZZO!!!!"


Jerky Boys was the first time I heard my favorite word: Fuckface

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (6XZdO)

154 83 52 25 10
Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.

She's no Carla Gugino.
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

Hard to top Carla in her prime boob years.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (RUnSJ)


Mimi Rogers in her prime were quite spectacular. And then there was (were) Pam Grier's.

That said, you can't beat Kristie Canyon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (zBaqJ)


Prime emily ratajkowski

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (RUnSJ)

155 I'll always remember Rosario Dawson as the whore from Sin City.

She played the part so convincingly.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (hku12)

156 Does anyone know if there will be World Series threads this year?
Do we really need another tranny thread??
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM


Since The Yankees won't be in it, that seems unlikely.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

157 Hahahahahahahahaha

{wipes tear}

hahhahahahahahhahahahahahah

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (uEbPt)

158 Yea, the Jerky Boy reference was good Ace. Now, really impress me and work a Vixen song lyric into a post and you shall be Ruler of all the Internets.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (PD4UQ)

159 O/T, but Colbert was actually briefly funny talking about Pierre Delecto. Here's the clip, the Romney stuff starts about 1:40 in or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isWcAtpXJeA

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (6XLoz)

160 Hey kids, gather 'round

Listen to what I'm puttin' down

Hey baby

I'm your trannyman...

Posted by: James Taylor, trying to keep it current at October 22, 2019 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)


I doff my hat to you, sir (or madam as the case may be). That was stupendous. Musical snark is never not funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (HaL55)

161 She's no Carla Gugino.
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)


That's my flava right there homes.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

162 I always laugh at the androgynous Pat jokes.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (4iUnQ)

163 148 That Pamela Geller has some nice tits.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (fjX/+)

Present tense?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (RUnSJ)

164 Two Girls, No Cock

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (fjX/+)

165 Anyone see my pair of dykes ?

Posted by: Tranny Handyman at October 22, 2019 07:40 PM (WjcFW)

166 cretaceous

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (G546f)

167
Just howhandy was this "handyfreak"?

Unplug a toilet handy?

Were there no illegals to take the position?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (H8GoT)

168 I'm your trannyman
That's what I am
I'm here to do
Whatever I can

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (NWiLs)

169 BackwardsBoy, that was me. And I'm all man!

Now if you'll excuse me I gotta pull my tights outta the wash... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)

170 Yes; Rosario Dawson is half black and half Puerto Rican black. Here are some pictures:

https://tinyurl.com/y6h5kdzm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (WI7YS)

171 Booker will have to dump Rosaio LGBTQXYZ > straight female

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (2KYgn)

172 lost my greivence pyramid chart"

You'll be fined for that!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (6qErC)

173 Sorry; Meant half black and half Puerto Rican Hispanic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (WI7YS)

174 If the tranny didn't split, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at October 22, 2019 07:42 PM (jYnPD)

175 Here is all you need to know about the World Series.

One team has.....The Greatness....That Is.....Zach Greinke.

That same team also has Mr. Kate Upton.

Houston in 4.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 22, 2019 07:42 PM (PD4UQ)

176 Corey's already found a new love connection: Chelsea Manning!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

177 I saw Mommy beating Tranny Man

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:42 PM (Dh1wo)

178 Booker will have to dump Rosaio LGBTQXYZ > straight female
Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 07:41 PM (2KYgn)
----------

Then he can start dating the handyperson. (I'm still unclear as to said handyperson's sex, or alleged sex.)

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:42 PM (aXucN)

179 Mutt!


Everytime I see Grienke on the mound, I think of you.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:42 PM (fjX/+)

180
Try waking up every morning fearing the contempt and oppression you'll face that day because you're left handed. Tortured by devices too difficult and painful to use. Living with the legacy of centuries of sinistrophobia. Its... it's... (*weeps bitterly*)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (7rVsF)

181
The creature craves attention and victimhood. He probably came out as trans, and then -- started a campaign of being really annoying until he got what he wanted.


Remember that ancient Cheech and Chong bit?

"Fifth lashes! He should get at least a hundred for what he did to me!"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (g0p3M)

182 Be it early morning
Late afternoon
Or at midnight
It's never too soon

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (rV1pr)

183 having even more charges levied against her."

For driving a Chevy?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (6qErC)

184 What is best in Life?

No Yankee$ in the World Series!

Posted by: free tibet at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (CL76w)

185 No I didn't bluebell

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (dUJdY)

186 Transphobia is "fear" of trannies.

I need the suffix for hate.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (6IpEX)

187 I'm your trannyman, your trannyman
Turn me on!
I'm your trannyman, your trannyman
Do whatcha want!!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

188 That Pamela Geller has some nice tits.

Good; I'm glad she likes birds. I hope they're as attractive as the bluetits on today's morning art thread were.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:44 PM (WI7YS)

189 Hadrian, come over here and sit by me. I know your talents.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:44 PM (4iUnQ)

190 174 If the tranny didn't split, you must acquit.
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at October 22, 2019 07:42 PM (jYnPD)


If the dude tucks junk, you must run like hell the other way and don't stop for anything.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:44 PM (zBaqJ)

191 Daredevil hit Rosario.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:44 PM (RUnSJ)

192 Guess I'll come out, Tomorrow

Posted by: Little Orphan Trannie at October 22, 2019 07:44 PM (WjcFW)

193 Transgender Handyman would be a great idea for a sitcom.

Someone get my agent on the phone.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)


Hand me that flapper valve...

No, that is a ballcock,
Nope, close nipple,
One inch nipple,
petcock...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 07:44 PM (1g7ch)

194 centuries of sinistrophobia"

You should work on your dexterity...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (6qErC)

195 Good; I'm glad she likes birds. I hope they're as attractive as the bluetits on today's morning art thread were.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:44 PM (WI7YS)


I love bluetits!

Posted by: papa smurf at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (aS1PU)

196 Hadrian, how did your patent application test go this morning?

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (aXucN)

197 Jewells, you got mail, darling.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (4iUnQ)

198 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (zBaqJ)


Prime emily ratajkowski
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:39 PM (RUnSJ)


Oh, I see there's already a thread on this topic.

I could have sworn though, the AoSHQ style guide lists Jennifer Connolly and/or Christina Hendricks as the top dog in this show.

My personal favorite though is Alison Brie.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (hku12)

199 If the dude tucks junk, you must run like hell the other way and don't stop for anything.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


That didn't rhyme. At all.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (tH5fk)

200 @jacobinmag

Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website

...oh no, oh dear god no...

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

201 Try waking up every morning fearing the contempt and oppression you'll face that day because you're left handed. Tortured by devices too difficult and painful to use. Living with the legacy of centuries of sinistrophobia. Its... it's... (*weeps bitterly*)

-
Have you tried surgery and hormone shots?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)

202 84 Meanwhile, the Supremes came out and said the Second Amendment protects 'all arms'.

Not just those that were in existence during the Revolutionary War period.


Link? Not seeing anything related on SCOTUSBlog or TTAG.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (qc+VF)

203 You guys are doing just great!!

Posted by: Caesar Nero - burning in Hel at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (6IpEX)

204 Garrett....I am nothing but beating dead AOSHQ memes.

So just keep f#*king that chicken....but first you will.....

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (PD4UQ)

205 All this bewb talk and no mention of Natasha Henstridge or Christina Hendricks? It's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (786Ro)

206 @jacobinmag

Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website

...oh no, oh dear god no...

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Here we go again!

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (htJYU)

207 I assume the case is bullshit, but that the accused should suffer maximum penalties because SOSHIL JUSSTUSS!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (XMX6K)

208
Hadrian, how did your patent application test go this morning?
Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (aXucN)


They were impressed by it. An on-site interview is being scheduled for Friday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (7rVsF)

209 There are potentially only four baseball games left this year. I may need to put my head in an oven.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (lwiT4)

210 Hillary 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

211
I think one answer is never to use pronouns with transgenders, Just say "Dedrick" or whatever name the person claims all the time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (WI7YS)

Call everyone Comrade. After All, if they are going to treat life like a Communist Struggle Session, we may as well adopt the language too.

Comrade, please hand me Comrade's comradepurse and we can go meet our Comrades.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (+0uDE)

212 'Sup?

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (MVjcR)

213 Have you tried surgery and hormone shots?"

Dude's out in left field...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (6qErC)

214 They were impressed by it. An on-site interview is being scheduled for Friday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (7rVsF)
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Awesome! I shall continue invoking the intercession of St. Joseph for you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (aXucN)

215 WWNS- what would Nelson Say.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (87EdW)

216 I see BurtTC gets it.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (786Ro)

217
202 84 Meanwhile, the Supremes came out and said the Second Amendment protects 'all arms'.

Not just those that were in existence during the Revolutionary War period.

Link? Not seeing anything related on SCOTUSBlog or TTAG.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (qc+VF)

He might be referring to a case that the MT State Supreme Court ruled on today.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (htJYU)

218 It's always easier when your beard lives a couple of thousand miles away from you.

Posted by: Cory, A Man's Man! at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (I2/tG)

219 Holy smokes, be careful with that link. There is nasty pic in there. I'm suspicious now this relatioinship is all cover for sparticus.

Posted by: Pliney at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (nzKWW)

220 To want to please you, to want to keep you
To want to do it all, all for you
I want to be your, be your rubber ball
I want to be the boy you love most of all, oh yeah

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

221 Kick that exoskeleton into high, Killary

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (4iUnQ)

222
This can't go on. There's going to be a breaking point soon. It will simply be the laws of nature taking their course.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (g0p3M)

223 the Supremes came out "

Oh noes!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (6qErC)

224 >> what would Nelson Say

Only Time Will Tell

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (fjX/+)

225 She's a hater, Spartacus! Dump her!c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)

226 But after the Beacon, New York native moved into a North Hollywood home rented by the family, he came out

Cue my usual rant.

Oh those Californians are so weird.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (YqDXo)

227 Insom knows his KC & The Sunshine Band.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

228 @jacobinmag

Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website

...oh no, oh dear god no...

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Here we go again!
Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (htJYU)


I, for one, welcome our new screeching harpy overlord.
Landru wills it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (aS1PU)

229

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The Handy Tranny Man
The Handy Tranny Man can

Posted by: Sammy Davis XIV at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (aKsyK)

230 I can see Russia from Hawaii.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (COzlW)

231 Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website
...oh no, oh dear god no...

Posted by: JackStraw

Winning status:

[ ]Tired
[X]Not Tired

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (9GFP4)

232 Meanwhile, the Supremes came out and said the Second Amendment protects 'all arms'.



Not just those that were in existence during the Revolutionary War period.

Posted by: Don Q at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

Baby, baby, where did our guns go?

Posted by: The Supremes at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (q1Pj5)

233 garrett, no that's Asia

Nelson would say "Ha ha!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

234 Hey there Weasel. It appears that no one else is rooting for the Nats besides me. Never mind that the Nats have never even been in the NLCS before, let alone been in the Series. It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)

235 Hadrian!

Nicely done. Good luck on Friday!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (c8bcd)

236
@jacobinmag

Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website

...oh no, oh dear god no...

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Here we go again!
Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (htJYU)


Our long national nightmare begins again.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (+0uDE)

237 186 Transphobia is "fear" of trannies.

I need the suffix for hate.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (6IpEX)

probably "mis" prefix

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (G546f)

238 The family misgendered him multiple times each day

Oh, boy. High crimes and misdemeanors.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (EgshT)

239
Awesome! I shall continue invoking the intercession of St. Joseph for you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (aXucN)


Thank you! I said my Rosary before getting what they sent and I think Our Lady interceded on my behalf.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (7rVsF)

240 Yes; Rosario Dawson is half black and half Puerto Rican black. Here are some pictures:

https://tinyurl.com/y6h5kdzm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She's wearing CLOTHES !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (arJlL)

241 Dedrek?

Funny, trannyboys always chose stripper names.

Trannygirls pick odd misspellings?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (XMX6K)

242 >>Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website
...oh no, oh dear god no...



What do you tell an Historic Presidential Candidate with Two Black Eyes?

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (fjX/+)

243 The Tranny Man can 'cuz xhe mixes the hormones and makes the world comply...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

244 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (1XAal)

245 I see BurtTC gets it.
Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:47 PM (786Ro)


Not as often as I'd like.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (hku12)

246 I'm late to this here thread, so I'm certain somebody's already pointed out that the Carpenter Village Person's story didn't say what happened befor getting drug out a window and getting some sense beaten into it (which was prolly way too late from the sounds of things).

Although it's not hard to guess and I would but it's suppertime and I don't want to spoil my appetite.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (HaL55)

247 Yeah I don't believe this. If you've been physically assaulted, you don't also add, "And what really upset me is the mean language used while beating me."

Definitely.

"I don't mind getting my ass kicked into next week, but saying hurtful things to me was just too much."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (YqDXo)

248 Well, if Hillary is going to run I expect that will increase donations to......Donald Trump!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (WI7YS)

249 Cue my usual rant.

Oh those Californians are so weird.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (YqDXo)
------


I know, right? He was all normal when he lived in NY. It's just California that did it to him.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (aXucN)

250 . It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.



Every word she says is true.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (lwiT4)

251 She can't be transphobic, her boyfriend's gay!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (XMX6K)

252
I think Hillary's policy page will have the Life Policy for Bill.
Run Bill, you're expendable now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (r+sAi)

253 Hillary 2: Electric Election Boogaloo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (+y/Ru)

254 208
Hadrian, how did your patent application test go this morning?
Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (aXucN)

They were impressed by it. An on-site interview is being scheduled for Friday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:46 PM (7rVsF)

That's great!

Looks like I've got another LOLGF waiting in the wings, so I'm glad SOMEBODY is making some headway around here!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

255 MrPeebles, yup.

There's a singer on the Grease soundtrack, Cindy Bullens. In the last several years or so, she became a he.

Now known as... Cidny Bullens.
Not a joke.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

256 Gonna love that first debate with hills n tulsi on stage...popcorn

Posted by: Pliney at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (nzKWW)

257 Speaking of boobs, I have a client whose 800 number for his carpentry business is one off that of the number used in Nutrisystem ads. He called me wondering if he could get "damages" for all the calls he is getting. He is a character.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (PUmDY)

258 Hillary's gonna find a helluva lot more people are sick and tired of her shit this time around.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (XMX6K)

259 Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website
...oh no, oh dear god no...

Posted by: JackStraw

She is going to run.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (RUnSJ)

260
I want the Astros to win but I don't have any antipathy toward the Nats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (7rVsF)

261 The family misgendered him multiple times each day, with deliberate indifference as to the appropriate way to address Mr. Finley," his suit says.

My football coach used to misgender guys all the time, especially after they missed a block or a tackle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (YqDXo)

262 Helloween XIII : The Clintoning

Posted by: Little Orphan Trannie at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (WjcFW)

263 Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website



...oh no, oh dear god no...



"Huma?"

" Fetch my campaign muu-muus! "

Posted by: mikeyG at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (6IpEX)

264 240 Yes; Rosario Dawson is half black and half Puerto Rican black. Here are some pictures:

https://tinyurl.com/y6h5kdzm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She's wearing CLOTHES !
Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (arJlL)

This aggression will not stand!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

265 The mind that alters-alters all.

Posted by: Shep! at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (XXaRO)

266 because you're supposed to believe all women

Meh. Keith Ellison is still the attorney general of Minnesota, despite several credible accusers; the lieutenant governor of Virginia simply ignored his accuser, etc. etc. etc.

The Left simply ignores inconvenient accusations, particularly against people with intersectional points.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (I2/tG)

267 There are potentially only four baseball games left this year. I may need to put my head in an oven.
Posted by: grammie winger

Don't drool on the pie !

Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (arJlL)

268 You'd go batshit trans too if your parents named you like mine did.

Posted by: Deaddick at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)

269 Hadrian, that's good news. Congrats!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (HaL55)

270 Thank you, Hadrian.

Well, I'm going to take my Nats fandom to my television room and leave you Astros people to enjoy yourselves.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (aXucN)

271 i still think houston is the complete and better team, but wild card washington has a great chance. in the world series great pitching can dominate and the nats can bring it. besides, they don't have a wild card salary - it's the 3rd highest in baseball.

otherwise, it's a reunion of sorts for the detroit tigers pitching staff:

verlander
scherzer
sanchez
even rodney,

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Pg+x7)

272 240 Yes; Rosario Dawson is half black and half Puerto Rican black. Here are some pictures:

https://tinyurl.com/y6h5kdzm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She's wearing CLOTHES !
Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (arJlL)

And it's dark outside!

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (RUnSJ)

273 Received and answered Ben Had.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (dUJdY)

274 If I were PDT, I would just preemptively disinvite whatever team wins the World Series, from the WH.

You KNOW they'll be players on both sides yelling and screaming about not going to see the Prez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)

275 261 The family misgendered him multiple times each day, with deliberate indifference as to the appropriate way to address Mr. Finley," his suit says.

My football coach used to misgender guys all the time, especially after they missed a block or a tackle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (YqDXo)

Tackle? Like wedding tackle?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

276 Hillary can not run

Just a fast foot drag

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (1XAal)

277 I believe there is no way an outside candidate can enter at this late date & win the DEM nomination. Just impossible. One of those geeks you see at the "debate" freak shows WILL be the DEM nominee!

Not HRC. Not Oprah. Nor Michelle. Not Bloomberg. No dark horse. No brokered convention. No smoke-filled rooms. What you see on that stage is what you're gonna get.

Posted by: mnw at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (Cssks)

278 She's wearing CLOTHES !
Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (arJlL)

Yes, I should have added that the pictures were SFW .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (WI7YS)

279 We need to protect the Transylvanians. They can stay in the US, that is my policy.
*teeth fall out*

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (r+sAi)

280 234 Hey there Weasel. It appears that no one else is rooting for the Nats besides me. Never mind that the Nats have never even been in the NLCS before, let alone been in the Series. It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)
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Well I'm with you, bluebell! Go Nats!

I won't mention that I only today figured out they are in the World Series when everyone in the office was wearing Nats stuff.

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

281 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (lwiT4)

282 Cue my usual rant.



Oh those Californians are so weird.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


California is not the location of the vicious witch trying to castrate, experiment on and sexually - reengineer her 7 year old.

Looking at you , Texas.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (6IpEX)

283 Weasel!
*SMOOOOCH*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

284 What a horrible world, the left has caused.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (6XZdO)

285 249 Cue my usual rant.

Oh those Californians are so weird.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 07:48 PM (YqDXo)
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I know, right? He was all normal when he lived in NY. It's just California that did it to him.
Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:50 PM (aXucN)/i]

You bet. He was perfectly normal in NY, but then he crossed the state line, and ... something happened. He was transported into another dimension.

Kinda like all the various illegal aliens from the Third World are magically transformed into red, white, and blue Americans as soon as their stinky feet touch American soil.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (YqDXo)

286 Hey there Weasel. It appears that no one else is rooting for the Nats besides me. Never mind that the Nats have never even been in the NLCS before, let alone been in the Series. It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.


Posted by: bluebell

I'll root for them cause you like them and "You Know WHO" ain't in it !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (arJlL)

287 She is going to run.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (RUnSJ)

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What was the big Clintonworld announcement on Oct. 15? Anyone remember that?

Before it happened the new dropped (prematurely, as it turned out) that later the same week the FISA report was supposed to drop.

Did anything get announced? Was it drunken ravings about Tulsi? Was that the big thing?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

288 280 234 Hey there Weasel. It appears that no one else is rooting for the Nats besides me. Never mind that the Nats have never even been in the NLCS before, let alone been in the Series. It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)
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Well I'm with you, bluebell! Go Nats!

I won't mention that I only today figured out they are in the World Series when everyone in the office was wearing Nats stuff.
Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

---------------

*removes from Christmas Card list*

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (WEBkv)

289 Link? Not seeing anything related on SCOTUSBlog or TTAG.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (qc+VF)

He might be referring to a case that the MT State Supreme Court ruled on today.


Thanks. I found a list of MT SC orders but it will take a bit of snooping to find it because the summaries on the web page for the most part don't mention the actual subject matter of the case.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (qc+VF)

290 My personal favorite though is Alison Brie.
And the other white chick from Community. They did a photoshoot together for one of the men's magazines (GQ ??) before they went SJW Gay.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (Dh1wo)

291 256 Gonna love that first debate with hills n tulsi on stage...popcorn
Posted by: Pliney at October 22, 2019 07:51 PM (nzKWW)

It will never happen. Hillary will have all the Superdelegates lined up and win a few states. She won't debate Tulsi..... as much as I'd love to see Tulsi rampage all over her.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:55 PM (RUnSJ)

292 282 Cue my usual rant.



Oh those Californians are so weird.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

California is not the location of the vicious witch trying to castrate, experiment on and sexually - reengineer her 7 year old.

Looking at you , Texas.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (6IpEX)

Another Mengele Mom, like the woman who birthed that poor kid Desmond that she's pimping out at gay bars.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

293 283 Weasel!
*SMOOOOCH*
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
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*brohug!*

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 07:55 PM (MVjcR)

294 Hillary's gonna find a helluva lot more people are sick and tired of her shit this time around.

An interesting thing about Hillary and Chelsea's appearance in Portland last Friday is that neither the left-wing newspaper, nor the couple of even more left-wing alt-newspapers gave their appearance the slightest bit of coverage.

They're a message there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 07:55 PM (I2/tG)

295 280 234 Hey there Weasel. It appears that no one else is rooting for the Nats besides me. Never mind that the Nats have never even been in the NLCS before, let alone been in the Series. It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)
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Well I'm with you, bluebell! Go Nats!

I won't mention that I only today figured out they are in the World Series when everyone in the office was wearing Nats stuff.
Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

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I am rooting for Houston because I have money on them to win the Series.

But, I won't get bent out of shape if the Nats win.

It will be fun to watch, either way.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 22, 2019 07:55 PM (WEBkv)

296 Thank goodness this isn't a Yankees / Dodgers series.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (lwiT4)

297 Tulsi is cockblocking Hillary right now.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (RUnSJ)

298 284 What a horrible world, the left has caused.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (6XZdO)

It's always been a horrible world, with short-lived localized pockets of not-so-horrible here and there.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

299 California is not the location of the vicious witch trying to castrate, experiment on and sexually - reengineer her 7 year old.

Looking at you , Texas.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 22, 2019 07:54 PM (6IpEX)


Yeah, but in fairness, probably half that jury passed through California from the Northeast on their way to Texas.

So I don't blame Texas, OR California for that. Any more than I blame Californians for the San Bernardino shooters, recent arrivals from Derkaderkastan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (YqDXo)

300 84 Meanwhile, the Supremes came out and said the Second Amendment protects 'all arms'.

Not just those that were in existence during the Revolutionary War period.
Posted by: Don Q at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

Fuck all this other shit.

Does this mean I can finally get that cannon I have always wanted?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (2B9A/)

301 200
@jacobinmag



Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website



...oh no, oh dear god no...





Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Wayback Machine says nah brah. Stuff's been there since beginning of 2019 or so, it appears.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (jYnPD)

302 Hey there Weasel. It appears that no one else is rooting for the Nats besides me. Never mind that the Nats have never even been in the NLCS before, let alone been in the Series. It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)


As a Padres fan, I say the Nat's fans have not suffered enough.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (aS1PU)

303 I'm old enough to remember when accidentally blowing a tranny and then having to clean up a mess of tranny fluid was an automotive problem.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 07:57 PM (upfer)

304 Transphobia is "fear" of trannies.

I need the suffix for hate.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 22, 2019 07:43 PM (6IpEX)

Transmisnia?

I've heard a couple SJWs use that term before.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:57 PM (htJYU)

305
It will never happen. Hillary will have all the
Superdelegates lined up and win a few states. She won't debate
Tulsi..... as much as I'd love to see Tulsi rampage all over her.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:55 PM (RUnSJ)

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That was Hillary's original plan, but she's going to have to declare in order to deploy the "this prosecution is entirely political" defense.

Which means she'll also have to debate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 07:57 PM (cfSRQ)

306 It would be fun if the Nationals could play the Senators sometime.

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

307 Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website
...oh no, oh dear god no...

Posted by: JackStraw

She is going to run waddle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

308 Weasel!
*SMOOOOCH*
Posted by: Insomniac

Another "Don't ask, don't tell" moment.

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 07:57 PM (arJlL)

309 Speed it up lady.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:57 PM (lwiT4)

310 302 Hey there Weasel. It appears that no one else is rooting for the Nats besides me. Never mind that the Nats have never even been in the NLCS before, let alone been in the Series. It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)

As a Padres fan, I say the Nat's fans have not suffered enough.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (aS1PU)

As someone who couldn't care less about baseball, I don't give a shit. But y'all squabble amongst yourselves while I watch in amusement.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

311
Whoa! Pair Rosario's Mom with Tank Abrams and you've got the makings of a great NFL linebacking corps!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2019 07:58 PM (H8GoT)

312 "'Sighs and Gasps' during Taylor's testimony" Allahpundit at Hotair just now...

Oh, man, can you feel his tears as Trump tears his world apart! This drama queen needs to lie down with a cold rag on his forehead as Shepard Smith or Neil Cavuto rubs his feet. But he shouldn't be any where near the internet or twitter, because "Oh his noirves!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 07:58 PM (32YRo)

313 Does this mean I can finally get that cannon I have always wanted?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (2B9A/)

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Blackpowder cannon are legal to own. Civil War reenactors been doing it for years.

And they work, too. Long time ago I was at an artillery shoot and they set up targets and everything. Really cool.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 07:59 PM (cfSRQ)

314 The world has gone nutz. We are doomed.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 22, 2019 07:59 PM (KSBDE)

315 Rosario Dawson has more of a chin than her alleged boyfriend.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:59 PM (htJYU)

316 @jacobinmag



Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website



...oh no, oh dear god no...



Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)




Beautiful. Let Miss Havisham get into the race and tear the Democrat Party to pieces

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Gs3UF)

317 Throw the Booker at her.

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at October 22, 2019 08:00 PM (hb4+V)

318 I believe there is no way an outside candidate can enter at this late date & win the DEM nomination. Just impossible.

Not at this late date. At a later date, when it becomes clear that a) the Dem party is hopelessly fractured, and b) they're looking at an epic ass-kicking in the general election.

In this scenario, the outside candidate won't WIN the nomination, he'll be OFFERED it.

Not saying it's going to happen, but it's a scenario with a non-zero chance of happening.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:00 PM (YqDXo)

319 What a horrible world, the left has caused.


Pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 22, 2019 08:00 PM (EgshT)

320 Save us, Hillzebub! You're our only hope!

Posted by: The DNC at October 22, 2019 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

321 Does this mean I can finally get that cannon I have always wanted?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 07:56 PM (2B9A/)

Cannon shmannon. I want an M249 and a crate each of H&K G36s and MP5s.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

322 Wonder how a star like Frank Howard felt playing for the dying Senators?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 22, 2019 08:01 PM (FTlwv)

323 Breitbart has Pierre Delecto 2020 shirts! LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:01 PM (xUvz+)

324
So, what walls closed in and what wheels came off today?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 08:01 PM (7rVsF)

325 The best part will be when Hillz cheats Bernie out of the nomination again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)

326 Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website



...oh no, oh dear god no...



Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM

You don't want to know where that server has been.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (xUvz+)

327 New Jersey rules

The Dems can swap candidates until election day

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (1XAal)

328 324
So, what walls closed in and what wheels came off today?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 08:01 PM (7rVsF)
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I thought walls came off and wheels closed in.

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (MVjcR)

329 I have a friend who owns a small-calibre naval gun. Maybe a 2-pounder?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (Dh1wo)

330 This is a fantastic thread about the relationship between Fusion GPS and the media and how they colluded to push the Russia collusion hoax. Very detailed.

https://tinyurl.com/yxj5xhws

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

331 311
Whoa! Pair Rosario's Mom with Tank Abrams and you've got the makings of a great NFL linebacking corps!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2019 07:58 PM (H8GoT)


Makes Refrigerator Perry look like Arnold Stang.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (zBaqJ)

332 Hillary 2020! She's Double Plus Inevitable This Time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

333 I'm sorry. While technically accurate, you cannot claim Mrs. Clinton as carry on baggage.

Posted by: Southwest Airlines at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (WjcFW)

334 lackpowder cannon are legal to own. Civil War reenactors been doing it for years.

And they work, too. Long time ago I was at an artillery shoot and they set up targets and everything. Really cool.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at Octobe

I know a guy that has one. They shoot it at old cars on the 4th of July.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 08:03 PM (7bcfy)

335 Saul was there with his beach friends, digging for piss clams!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:03 PM (xUvz+)

336 Who is Saul Rosenberg and why is he taking beatings?

Posted by: Roo the day at October 22, 2019 08:03 PM (Bf3hj)

337 Hillary can not run

Just a fast foot drag
Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (1XAal)
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That's all we can do, and look how far we've gotten!

Posted by: Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombies at October 22, 2019 08:03 PM (BLD7q)

338 What is the policy?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2019 08:03 PM (uhGSf)

339 324


So, what walls closed in and what wheels came off today?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 08:01 PM (7rVsF)

Taylor testified that there was a Ukraine quid pro quo, and they leaked his opening statement to enemedia for maximum effect. They have bad orange man on the ropes, if lefties are to be believed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:03 PM (jYnPD)

340 A.H. Lloyd, Fortunately Jim SND didn't get his finished for the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:04 PM (4iUnQ)

341 I'm sorry. While technically accurate, you cannot claim Mrs. Clinton as carry on baggage.
Posted by: Southwest Airlines at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (WjcFW)


But stuffing her into a duffel is the only way to get her to shut up!

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)

342 Joe Buck is a transannouncer.


Why do they ruin the Series every year with this dipshit?




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Angry at the NL Central harlots Cards and Brewers at October 22, 2019 08:04 PM (ufFY8)

343 Is there a World Series game tonight?

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 08:04 PM (ZCEU2)

344 May you live in interesting genitalia-obsessed times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 08:04 PM (aktsl)

345 Taylor testified that there was a Ukraine quid pro quo, and they leaked his opening statement to enemedia for maximum effect. They have bad orange man on the ropes, if lefties are to be believed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:03 PM (jYnPD)

Retards. Even if true it's called basic diplomacy. It's so routine as to be utterly boring.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

346 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' is on.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (XMX6K)

347 Cannon shmannon. I want an M249 and a crate each of H&K G36s and MP5s.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

Oooo. Fully automatic FG-42s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (2B9A/)

348 If you could do ANYTHING to Hillary Clinton, what would you do? Cartoon reality applies.

I think it'd be fun to catapult her into space...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

349 Why do they ruin the Series every year with this dipshit?



It's all about the eyebrows.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (lwiT4)

350 326 Hillary Clinton just added a 'policy' page to her website



...oh no, oh dear god no...



Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:45 PM

You don't want to know where that server has been.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:02 PM (xUvz+)

She's had her internal pressure reset, her undercarriage rust proofed...she's almost ready!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (j3npP)

351 I have grown weary of Buck as well. You just get tired of them. I remember praising all the gods I could think of when Madden finally left.

Posted by: Roo the day at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Bf3hj)

352 MrPeebles: YOU OWE ME RESTITUTION!!!!!!
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

353
346 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' is on.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (XMX6K)
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Seriously? You mean that hasn't been screwed up yet?

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 08:05 PM (MVjcR)

354 Why do they ruin the Series every year with this dipshit?

I'm short, rested and red eyed!

Posted by: Bob Costass at October 22, 2019 08:06 PM (EgshT)

355 Skip it is just about to start on Fox.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 08:06 PM (lwiT4)

356
Retards. Even if true it's called basic diplomacy. It's so routine as to be utterly boring.


The concept that you can't investigate corruption by the previous VPOTUS because he's declared as a candidate is ludicrous.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 08:06 PM (XMX6K)

357 'FG-42 replicas'. The originals were already fully automatic. And insanely expensive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 08:06 PM (2B9A/)

358 It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' is on.

.....

And I'm watching it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 08:06 PM (aktsl)

359 Joe Buck is a transannouncer.

Why do they ruin the Series every year with this dipshit?


Paired up with John Smoltz. It's kind of like having Maxine Waters paired up with Hank Johnson for a policy analysis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:06 PM (YqDXo)

360 Weasel: Great Pumpkin hasn't been messed up, but The Simpsons did a spoof of it a number of years back that I thought was a little over-the-top.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)

361 I would like to take Killary's booze away.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:07 PM (4iUnQ)

362 the great pumpkin, charley brown - 53 years old.

that's like the difference between 1913-1966.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Pg+x7)

363 Every night on your local Fox affiliate at 8pm Eastern this week, except Thursday.(ok Tues Wed, Fri and Saturday)

Game 1 is starting now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Angry at the NL Central harlots Cards and Brewers at October 22, 2019 08:07 PM (ufFY8)

364 sounds like b.s. but look who she's "dating"

weirdos, all.

Posted by: trapper's girl at October 22, 2019 08:07 PM (nC4FN)

365 360 Weasel: Great Pumpkin hasn't been messed up, but The Simpsons did a spoof of it a number of years back that I thought was a little over-the-top.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)
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Good to know!

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 08:07 PM (MVjcR)

366 Cannon shmannon. I want an M249 and a crate each of H&K G36s and MP5s.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

And a Thompson, just for the hell of it. There was a good Forgotten weapons video on the submachine gun intended as a replacement for the Thompson, but it was edged out by the Grease Gun. Marlin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 08:07 PM (2B9A/)

367 Skip, would you be willing to email me?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:08 PM (4iUnQ)

368 Retards. Even if true it's called basic diplomacy. It's so routine as to be utterly boring.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

That, and it was already refuted by Volker and Sondland, in secret testimony, and prior articles.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:08 PM (jYnPD)

369 More funny moments of Great Pumpkin:

- CB dancing when he gets his Halloween Party invite.
- Back of CB's head is used to model the pumpkin cut.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)

370 ... i'd say there was greater change between 1913-66 than 1966-now.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 08:08 PM (Pg+x7)

371 Why do they ruin the Series every year with this dipshit?


It's all about the eyebrows.

Justin's at the first WS game?? Well, he does like flying everywhere and holidaying outside of Canada on his numerous vacations so why not? He deserves it after a tough election schedule.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 08:08 PM (Dh1wo)

372 I'd like several sets of the
UA 571-C Automated Sentry Gun, known colloquially as the "Robot
Sentry", is a tripod-mounted automated perimeter defense system employed
by the United States Colonial Marine Corps to deliver pre-set automatic
fire to any hostile within range or area targets. They are equipped
with M30 Autocannons and automatic thermal and movement actuated AI
targeting capabilities.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 08:08 PM (q1Pj5)

373 Ask your doctor about Truvada

Posted by: The Great Pumpin' at October 22, 2019 08:08 PM (WjcFW)

374 234 Hey there Weasel. It appears that no one else is rooting for the Nats besides me. Never mind that the Nats have never even been in the NLCS before, let alone been in the Series. It seems that by virtue of where they are located, they are Bad and therefore must lose.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)


I will root for them with you. Solidarity, baby!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 22, 2019 08:09 PM (myjNJ)

375 367 Skip, would you be willing to email me?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:08 PM (4iUnQ)
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It's a trap! Next thing you'll know you'll be in Texas having fun!

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 08:09 PM (MVjcR)

376 Taylor testified that there was a Ukraine quid pro quo, and they leaked his opening statement to enemedia for maximum effect.

Posted by: flounder

Apparently, this sugar shoezer was an happy with everyone else in State about Ukraine, but he never talked to Trump and all the other testimony from witnesses who did talk to Trump to this date contradicts his testimony - including the Ambassador to the EU who told him to calm down and take a chill pill - this guy is like Allahpundit or Shep in diplomatic drag...

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 08:10 PM (32YRo)

377 I still think we should have had a pumpkin carving contest in 22lr at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:10 PM (4iUnQ)

378
Legend has it that every Halloween the Great Pumpkin flies around bringing impeachable offenses to all the media centers around the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 08:10 PM (7rVsF)

379 Phase Plasma Rifle, 40W range. With chainsaw bayonet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 08:10 PM (jYnPD)

380 UA 571-C Automated Sentry Gun, known colloquially as the "Robot
Sentry", is a tripod-mounted automated perimeter defense system by: Count de Monet

Sounds like the 'Melon Gun' that I've seen in museums that used trip wires to rotate at a melon thief and blast away.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 22, 2019 08:10 PM (FTlwv)

381 I like the Astros but I have money on the Nationals because National League.

So, it's either win-win or lose-lose.
Or lose-win or win-lose.

One of those.
Probably.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Angry at the NL Central harlots Cards and Brewers at October 22, 2019 08:11 PM (ufFY8)

382 It's disturbing that someone closely connected to the people in this article is actually running for POTUS.

Posted by: Cosda at October 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Kfo/l)

383 "The family tried to evict Finley in February 2018 but he refused to go, saying the Dawsons had no legal grounds to force him out."

I would have a little hate for a houseguest that refuses to leave also.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 08:11 PM (+0uDE)

384 "That's the difference of a guy who can fly."

The first Smotlzism of the evening.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:11 PM (YqDXo)

385
Oh no, Debbie Wasserman-Test is on MSNBC saying today's evidence was absolutely DAMNING as can be proved by the connection of certain... *dots.*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 08:12 PM (Xm5XV)

386 Weasel, Shush!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:12 PM (4iUnQ)

387 You RENT a house and have a live in handyman? Wut? I thought landords were on the hook to fix things when you are renting. "after the Beacon, New York native moved into a North Hollywood home rented by the family, he came out"

Otherwise I care less about some spat between crazy actress and family and crazy trannie.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 08:12 PM (eASYU)

388 I predict The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker will come out of his Safe Space closet to announce he's gay so he can steal voters away from Buttplug.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at October 22, 2019 08:12 PM (qZdIZ)

389 377 I still think we should have had a pumpkin carving contest in 22lr at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:10 PM (4iUnQ)
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I'm sure our range masters Jim SND and Eromero could arrange that!

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 08:12 PM (MVjcR)

390 Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)

Oh hell no! I am a die-hard Braves fan, and still pulling for the Nats, because they've never gotten this far.

I am fine with the 'stros winning, too, but pulling for Nats.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 22, 2019 08:13 PM (yv87T)

391 I also like the Ithaca Model 37 in 12 gauge.

For close encounters of the xenomorph kind.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at October 22, 2019 08:13 PM (q1Pj5)

392 ... i would say the biggest difference between 1966 and now is we have computers and can talk about pamela geller's breasts.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 08:13 PM (Pg+x7)

393 Who sang the Anthem tonight? Or did they even show it?

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 22, 2019 08:13 PM (Dhht7)

394 Since the Twins got knocked out by the Yanks as usual IDGAF. And Buck is an insufferable ass. I'd watch the game with the sound off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:13 PM (xUvz+)

395 386 Weasel, Shush!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:12 PM (4iUnQ)
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Sorry!

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 08:13 PM (MVjcR)

396 I predict The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker will come out of his Safe Space closet to announce he's gay so he can steal voters away from Buttplug.

He'll lose the black vote. Gay marriage was voted down in a California referendum because of the black vote.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 08:14 PM (I2/tG)

397 Who sang the Anthem tonight? Or did they even show it?
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 22, 2019 08:13 PM

Duet with Kaperdink and LeBron?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:14 PM (xUvz+)

398 At this point, I don't care who wins, but I may invest emotionally in one team or the other depending on how they play.

Having said that, why is it that no one in MLB can bunt worth a damn? Hey, I'm available. I couldn't MLB pitching, but I can bunt. It's not that hard!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:14 PM (YqDXo)

399 Who sang the Anthem tonight? Or did they even show it?



They showed it. Some lady whose name I don't know. Everything respectful.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 08:14 PM (lwiT4)

400 But seriously is Joe Buck the only announcer in America?

He's just THAT ridiculously talented that he has to do EVERYTHING?

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 08:15 PM (tH5fk)

401 397 Who sang the Anthem tonight? Or did they even show it?
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 22, 2019 08:13 PM

Duet with Kaperdink and LeBron?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:14 PM (xUvz+)

Makes sense. I thought they did the Chinese anthem.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:15 PM (ABjxW)

402 You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 08:15 PM (yQpMk)

403 With all the trans-related stories today - the poor 7 year old boy, Jessica 'wax my lady balls' Yaniv, and this - I'm starting to think these transgender people are a bit, well. . .crazy.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 08:15 PM (bDqIh)

404 I'm having trouble keeping up with who is what.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 22, 2019 08:15 PM (A+M5E)

405 Weasel, I just don't want to scare Skip.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:15 PM (4iUnQ)

406 396 I predict The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker will come out of his Safe Space closet to announce he's gay so he can steal voters away from Buttplug.

He'll lose the black vote. Gay marriage was voted down in a California referendum because of the black vote.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 08:14 PM (I2/tG)


That's why he won't come explicitly. He's been trying to thread the needle between the blacks and the gays, by maintaining appearances for the former but subtly signaling the latter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:16 PM (YqDXo)

407 I don't like or dislike either team. Pulling for the Stro's if I had to pick because AL and All the DC pols like the Nats. But meh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:16 PM (xUvz+)

408 come OUT

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:16 PM (YqDXo)

409 Having said that, why is it that no one in MLB can
bunt worth a damn? Hey, I'm available. I couldn't MLB pitching, but I
can bunt. It's not that hard!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:14 PM (YqDXo)

I'm with you.They need to deaden the ball and play more small ball.
Bring back the ..... 1920's?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Angry at the NL Central harlots Cards and Brewers at October 22, 2019 08:16 PM (ufFY8)

410 405 Weasel, I just don't want to scare Skip.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 08:15 PM (4iUnQ)
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Gotcha. We need to lure him in then spring the trap.

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)

411 don't have a horse in the race, but i guess i'd like to see houston win.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Pg+x7)

412 I am grateful for this site to explain how to figure out this trans bullshit. Just use Trans = Pretend, and then the psychosis is clear.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:17 PM (ABjxW)

413 Duet with Kaperdink and LeBron?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:14 PM (xUvz+)

Makes sense. I thought they did the Chinese anthem.
Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 08:15 PM (ABjxW)


They'd do a duet of "Camptown Races" if the price were right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:17 PM (YqDXo)

414 Buck adds diversity.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 08:17 PM (RuIsu)

415 the fact that they are still playing baseball and hillary is still alive, is proof we are at the crux of the precipice. or some shit. don't give a shit, anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 22, 2019 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

416 Now THAT was a cool commercial.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Tf125)

417 play more small ball



I love small ball.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (lwiT4)

418 I don't stay up for Eagles night games assuming the NFL doesn't want me to see them so MLB is going to get the same treatment.
Start one at 4am and I'll be in front of the tv.

Oh and Hillary? Just throw a bucket of water on her and watch her melt.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (ZCEU2)

419 I've got the game on mute and listening to classicgold.com.au from Townsville,Australia

Posted by: free tibet at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (CL76w)

420 I remember when bronies were the weird ones.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (WjcFW)

421 nood

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (6lKe4)

422 The WS should be done by October 1st.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (xUvz+)

423 Cute albeit way too sappy commercial.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (yv87T)

424 Go Nats!

Posted by: Iris at October 22, 2019 08:19 PM (6lKe4)

425 Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 08:18 PM (xUvz+)

I agree, or at least mid Oct. They shouldn't have to be playing this late, after such a long season.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 22, 2019 08:19 PM (yv87T)

426 I also like the Ithaca Model 37 in 12 gauge.

For close encounters of the xenomorph kind.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks

The Ithaca over and under 12 gauge was quite nice, I must say.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 08:19 PM (32YRo)

427 LOL.

I just learned Walmart has an "Associate Choir" that releases CDs for sale in their stores.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)

428 380 UA 571-C Automated Sentry Gun, known colloquially as the "Robot
Sentry", is a tripod-mounted automated perimeter defense system by: Count de Monet

Sounds like the 'Melon Gun' that I've seen in museums that used trip wires to rotate at a melon thief and blast away.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 22, 2019 08:10 PM (FTlwv)

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I worked at a place that had installed remote operated guns on several rooftops. They were a semiautomatic rifle with a camera installed in a big metal clamshell box.

They required two separate people in the security center to actually fire the gun. They didn't want a guard to go loopy and start killing people.

When you heard the box open right above your office, you just about sh-- your drawers.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 08:21 PM (+0uDE)

429 Didn't the Expos transition into the Nationals?

Frickin' Canadians.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 22, 2019 08:21 PM (HREgV)

430
Transmisnia?



I've heard a couple SJWs use that term before.




What do you call a job reserved for trannies? "transposition"
What do you call a shipyard for trannies? " transport"

Posted by: mikeyG at October 22, 2019 08:21 PM (6IpEX)

431 I'm with you.They need to deaden the ball and play more small ball.
Bring back the ..... 1920's?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Angry at the NL Central harlots Cards and Brewers at October 22, 2019 08:16 PM (ufFY


I don't think there's anything wrong with the ball. The problem is ... baseball guys by and large are pretty dumb. For that reason they very much herd animals.

If someone pronounces that the proper way to bunt is to channel Stephen Hawking, then they ALL do that.

If Tony LaRussa says "limit pitchers to 100 pitches," then they ALL yank pitchers after 99th pitch (even though LaRussa pulled that number out of capacious ass).

We've played this game for over a century, but only now do teams shift (apart from shifting for Ted Williams). Were they wrong for the last century, or are they wrong now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

432 I am a Cub fan, but because I live in MI, a little bit of Tiger loser-dom leeches in through osmosis. Because of that, I am sort of digging the fact that Scherzer and Mr. Kate Upton, and that Sanchez guy are representing the Tiggers. Powerhouses formerly of Detroit on both teams.
So there is that.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Angry at the NL Central harlots Cards and Brewers at October 22, 2019 08:21 PM (ufFY8)

433 nood; Trump lynch

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 08:21 PM (Dh1wo)

434

Transmaniacon MC

https://youtu.be/b0yNndiQMVk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK)

435 He might be referring to a case that the MT State Supreme Court ruled on today.

I found this:

https://juddocumentservice.mt.gov/ getDocByCTrackId?DocId=291506 (remove space after gov/)

Which at least to my untrained first scan doesn't look like it has to do with what kinds of guns are covered by 2A. It's about a city's (Missoula, college town, figures) background check ordinance and a state pre-emption law that should prohibit it. It looks like a win for the good guys in MT.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 08:26 PM (qc+VF)

436 Ben Had, incoming email (apologies for getting to it late, don't have personal email on company equipment)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 08:27 PM (lD3vL)

437 .
My pronouns are 'Massa' and, well, 'Massa'.

Posted by: Mongo at October 22, 2019 09:16 PM (pHl8P)

438 Cory Booker, who is, you may have heard, fiercely heterosexual, cannot deny this woman's complaint, because you're supposed to believe all women (even former women)

Seems like a perfect set-up for him: "Of course, I believe all women. But whats-her-nuts identifies as a man, so I don't have to believe a word it says!" Boom - score points with women (for believing all women) AND LBGTQRSTUV (for supporting gender delusion)!

Posted by: Stephen at October 23, 2019 12:43 PM (yWRc0)

439 Everything is very open with a clear explanation of the challenges.

It was really informative. Your site is useful. Thanks for sharing!

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