OANN: John Durham Has "Requested" An Interview With Coup Organizer and Former (?) Communist John Brennan, and Plans to Request The Same of CNN Leaker James Clapper

As blaster said: What's this "request" nonsense?


BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation

Whoops -- Chuck Ross already had this last evening.

Also below: A great Tucker Carlson stemwinder about Hillary Clinton's decayed mind and conspiracy-theorizing, and the NeverTrumpers who still insist she's a very stable genius who should be our president.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:16 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (JUOKG)

2 Hi ace!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (myjNJ)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (q80AH)

4 3rd. Or 4th!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (LCPmm)

5
Good morning! Happy to meet with you. You have the right to remain silent...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (FYSJv)

6 I suspect it's a request right up until it becomes a demand.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (qC1Sy)

7 Dagnabbit!

Posted by: Chickpea-scented Druid philosopher John Brennan at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (EgshT)

8 The cynic in me says nothing will come of this and nobody will ever be held accountable. And yet there is a glimmer of hope.

Posted by: Guzalot at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (prSvo)

9 I self-identify as first, you bigots.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (XiVKO)

10 Tom Servo explained the request in the previous post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

11 They are enemy combatants.

Leg irons, water-boarding, and Oh No Yoko 24/7

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (EXxge)

12 Having any history of communist affiliation should disqualify you from any Federal employment. Communism and Representative government cannot coexist. Why should a government employ someone from an ideology inimical to it?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (J+mig)

13 teenth

Posted by: IP at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (w9UC1)

14 Geeze Louise -- if you or I were 'requested' to attend an interview what would happen if we just couldn't schedule it in our busy lives.

Hah.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (MIKMs)

15 I request daily blowjobs and my sandwiches buttered and toasted. Requests are fairytales.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (RUnSJ)

16 The usual suspects are hyperventilating that an American Hero and ICON OF JUSTICE such as Brennan could possibly be questioned or doubted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

17 Request. Intent. It's all very polite when leftists are under the supposed microscope.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (iCVx5)

18 Let's hope pine scented Jim is one of them as well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (0W3mK)

19 Ah, unstretched

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

20 test

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (AzW6q)

21 I --so-- hope that we can hold these people accountable, alas I just don't see it happening.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (xptlg)

22 They just want to see how well they will be as witnesses for the prosecution against Trump associates.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9YKBM)

23 REQUEST STATUS:

DENIED!!!!

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (FiUMj)

24 16 The usual suspects are hyperventilating that an American Hero and ICON OF JUSTICE such as Brennan could possibly be questioned or doubted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

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Lying to Democratic congressmen about the federal government spying on the American people makes you a hero, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH)

25 Sweet. I have made to "a commenter" status!

My mama used to say request in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets full first.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

26 The usual suspects are hyperventilating that an American Hero and ICON OF JUSTICE such as Brennan could possibly be questioned or doubted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM

So all the nevertrumpers then?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (0W3mK)

27 I added Tucker's opening from last night, for those who missed it.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (PbpT7)

28 This news is...how do they say in France?

Delecto.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (XiVKO)

29 Comments disappearing

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (Fmkqn)

30 They should have been requested to report to jail awaiting trial.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (mpXpK)

31 Why should a government employ someone from an ideology inimical to it?

Speaking of inimical ideologies, did Brennan actually convert to Islam or is that just a rumor?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

32 Yummy and delicious.

Get fucked Brennan.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (b1bLJ)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (WI7YS)

35 Damn TuCa's gained some weight.

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)

36 Tucker's inquisitive face cracks me up every time.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Hey, from previous threads - did we get a track on browndog?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9VeU0)

38 Comments disappearing
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (Fmkqn

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Me too, but I think I'm back now?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

39 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Kyj0g)

40 Looking at Brennan's actions, even if he did convert to Islam his actions are still traitorous.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (EXxge)

41 We request the pleasure of your company at our Lubyanka Ball, 8 o'clock pm, white tie.
We'll send a car and escort for you.

Posted by: NKVD at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (q1Pj5)

42 So by "requested" they mean "pressed a large-caliber firearm against the temple of", right?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (RD7QR)

43 Video Unavailable?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Lying to Democratic congressmen about the federal government spying on the American people makes you a hero, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM

Hillary called to laugh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (0W3mK)

45 Have Brennan swear on a koran

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (EGSGm)

46 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)

47 The NYT is claiming Schiff had found so many Trump crimes that it was going to take until Christmas to list all of them. That's obvious bullshit to deflect from the even more obvious guilt of the coup plotters.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (ZGrMX)

48 Hey, from previous threads - did we get a track on browndog?
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9VeU0

I linked him my email if he wanted to talk... but nothing

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

49 Tucker is the only thing good left on Fox.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (88+cf)

50 This request to speak with me is clearly a case of Islamophobia.

I demand the opportunity to speak with my handler right now.

Posted by: John Mohammed Brennan at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (9vQJW)

51 So Durham isn't "pulling the trigger" yet, so to speak... maybe looking for Brennan and Clapper to turn coat? Deliver up a whole host of higher ups? Possibly including former presidents?

Nah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (AURKQ)

52 31 Why should a government employ someone from an ideology inimical to it?

Speaking of inimical ideologies, did Brennan actually convert to Islam or is that just a rumor?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

By the mercies of Allah, i swear it is a lie!

Posted by: John Al-Quds Brennan at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (Izzlo)

53 Is it the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end for these turds?

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (T9rmq)

54 46 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)


Nose?

Oh, the other word is prolly banned

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (9VeU0)

55 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)

13.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (88+cf)

56 I am reading that brennan, clapper, et. al. are going to be deposed by a Grand Jury and that's only because Trump has a vendetta against them.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (JUOKG)

57 56 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)

13.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (88+cf)

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That's a weirdly shaped nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

58 Pretty please with sugar on top, Mr. Brennan?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (RqQOX)

59 Pretty standard to portray the interrogation/interview as a friendly chat, i.e. a request to put the suspect at ease.

Like Flynn, just a little talk, no need for a lawyer....

Now, whether it works and whether Durham is serious about busting them for some crime is another matter. He could just be going through the motion so at the end he can say he talked to everyone involved.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (NmR1a)

60 Is this what grand juries are for?

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (mK7EU)

61 Did REDACTED get his one phone call from the barrel?

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (32YRo)

62 >>Damn TuCa's gained some weight.


They say TV ads 10 lbs.


Since this is a recording of a recording, that seems about right.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (fjX/+)

63 That's a weirdly shaped nose.

A nose only Barbara Streisand could love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (EXxge)

64 maybe they really are investigating, and they got to the point where they know the answers, and what to see what this asshat will tell them?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Kyj0g)

65 That's a weirdly shaped nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

Hot cha-cha-cha-cha!!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (q1Pj5)

66 >>.I linked him my email if he wanted to talk... but nothing


thanks for trying, Yud. And everyone else who tried.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (PbpT7)

67 >>Tucker is the only thing good left on Fox


Life, Liberty and Levin is the only GOOD thing on Fox.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (fjX/+)

68 That's a weirdly shaped nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

Wears a hood. duh.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (88+cf)

69 Noose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (0W3mK)

70
If Cur was FBI Director.

Request that he show up on Thursday morning.

No-knock raid on Brennan's pad on Wednesday night.

Oops. The raid was scheduled for Friday night after he inevitably blew off the request. My bad.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (veoSD)

71 Rooskies to the left of me, Deplorables to the right. *hic* Stuck in the middle with Bill. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (EgshT)

72 The actual request was:

"Mr. Brennan and Mr. Clapper are hereby requested to be in my office for an interview by or before noon on Monday Oct 28, 2019. And don't forget to bring your fucking shineboxes" - John Durham

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Gvpa/)

73 46: Depends. Do you want a swift broken neck or painful slow strangulation? If its B I believe one loop around the noose is sufficient.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (eASYU)

74 Only 3 shopping days remain until Abuela Hillary's birthday!

Posted by: Huma at October 22, 2019 04:26 PM (DMUuz)

75 They say TV ads 10 lbs.


Since this is a recording of a recording, that seems about right.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (fjX/+)


I was told there would be no math in this thread.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:26 PM (XiVKO)

76 80 ish

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (NTkSq)

77 So, when will Durham indict Trump?

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (Pzzpr)

78 "Request" could mean several things, but the biggest would be, perhaps, there's no formal grand jury sitting to hear the testimony. It also may indicate no target letters have been sent.

This could end up with the DOJ tossing the IC to the wolves to take the heat off, but "request" may put that into question (without knowing more). The leak would seem to be a positive development.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (G/ZI/)

79 73 The actual request was:

"Mr. Brennan and Mr. Clapper are hereby requested to be in my office for an interview by or before noon on Monday Oct 28, 2019. And don't forget to bring your fucking shineboxes" - John Durham
Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Gvpa/)

==========

Have you forgotten what happened to Billy Batts?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (q80AH)

80 So if they refuse the request, they get transferred to HR?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (9VeU0)

81 I'll believe it when I see it. How many times have we seen powerful people weasel out of justice. I wish I wasn't so cynical.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (0W3mK)

82 That's a weirdly shaped nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)


I'm quite popular! The ladies seem to really go for it, for some reason.

Posted by: Pinocchio at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (q1Pj5)

83 #twoweeks?

Posted by: Inogame at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (+2xjH)

84 No-knock raid his home.
No reason Roger Stone should be treated worse that the guy in charge of the coup.

Make sure OANN is there to film it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

85 48 Hey, from previous threads - did we get a track on browndog?
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9VeU0

I linked him my email if he wanted to talk... but nothing
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

Hope he's alright. I've stared into that abyss before. If he's for real, then he's in a tremendous amount of pain and despair.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (JMI94)

86 Shall the companions make a banquet of him? shall they part him among the merchants?

Posted by: Lord Comey at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (kLDv+)

87 Give them the Elian Gonzalez treatment?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (EXxge)

88 I wonder if Brennan has had his Arkanicide shot, yet.

He is getting on in years and this is the season.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (fjX/+)

89 I double dog dare LeBron to take an IQ test

and I don't mean "steal it", PeKing

what's the o/u on him cracking 90 ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (rpxSz)

90 Brennan had to blackmail someone to get his job. And the 5 jobs before it.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (RuIsu)

91 65 maybe they really are investigating, and they got to the point where they know the answers, and what to see what this asshat will tell them?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Kyj0g)

Good attorneys, and good prosecutors, *Never* ask questions that they don't already know the answers to. The only purpose is to see how the subject reacts, and whether or not he'll perjure himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

92 Well Mitch the turtle is turning big time against the President... Letting Burr call in all the anti- Trumpers from the Ukraine inquisition and telling the President he can't remove troops... I fear he is leaning towards impeachment...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

93 Looking back, Obama was arguably a tradeup (!!!) from senile rageboy John McCain. Mitt Romney would have caused a Clinton acclamation in 2016. And holy shit, look at her now. It would look like the series finale of House of Cards. The ones liberals hated because of the logical conclusion where Claire starts the launch

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (x+m9f)

94 >>what's the o/u on him cracking 90 ?


I'd take the over. I'd put him at around 105.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (fjX/+)

95 25
Sweet. I have made to "a commenter" status!



My mama used to say request in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets full first.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

You've been demoted.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (jYnPD)

96 Good attorneys, and good prosecutors, *Never* ask
questions that they don't already know the answers to. The only
purpose is to see how the subject reacts, and whether or not he'll
perjure himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

This is true.

Posted by: Perry Mason at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (q1Pj5)

97 So a flaming skull pudding cup thread someday of more crimes committed but darn it can't prosecute anyone?

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)

98 Stripes version of Brennan's CIA interview.


CIA interviewer- so are you now or ever been a communist ?

Brennan - official member of the communist party? No never a member.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (9YKBM)

99 ...100th...?

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (XiVKO)

100 *the launch of nukes against RUSSIA.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (x+m9f)

101 Dammit, Troi...

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (XiVKO)

102 I double dog dare LeBron to take an IQ test

and I don't mean "steal it", PeKing

what's the o/u on him cracking 90 ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (rpxSz)


He was let out of high school so mommy could pay off a bunch of debts. He didn't graduate.

He's a box of fucking rocks that is lucky he can tie his shoes.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

103 92 Well Mitch the turtle is turning big time against the President... Letting Burr call in all the anti- Trumpers from the Ukraine inquisition and telling the President he can't remove troops... I fear he is leaning towards impeachment...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

___

He's a backstabbing weasel. Anything is possible.

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (FiUMj)

104 Guys we mapped out this maneuver to get to the bottom of all the dem corruption we were reading about over two years ago. It's going to blow up on dem leadership about two weeks before the election like we said back then.

It will be known as The October Demise.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (XTiHL)

105 Have you forgotten what happened to Billy Batts?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (q80AH)
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He became Captain Marvel?

Oh, wait, that's Billy Batson.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (BLD7q)

106 Request maybe to see if they cone in voluntarily?

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (KNsKs)

107 Moochelle better jump into the race to give Obama immunity from being investigated.

That's how it works, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)

108 My mama used to say request in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets full first.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

My mama used to tell me everything would be fine if it wasn't for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (JMI94)

109 I request Brennan take a long walk on a short bridge.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (r+sAi)

110 I wouldn't be surprised if Brennan lawyers up and refuses to be interviewed. It would not help him and it would not be a very smart move in this situation, but then I don't think he's a very smart man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

111
Brennan - official member of the communist party? No never a member.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (9YKBM)


It's not "communism-communism."

Posted by: Ambassador Whoopi at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (XiVKO)

112 Barr's gonna make him wax his balls.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

113 Damn, this Mason guy is good!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)

114 He's a box of fucking rocks that is lucky he can tie his shoes.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Which he gets for free. The shoes, not the box of rocks.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (JMI94)

115 112 Barr's gonna make him wax his balls.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

Is this the new and improved waterboarding?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

116 He was let out of high school so mommy could pay off a bunch of debts. He didn't graduate.

He's a box of fucking rocks that is lucky he can tie his shoes.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

I honestly don't think he's stupid.

Uneducated is more like it.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)

117
maybe they really are investigating, and they got to the point where
they know the answers, and what to see what this asshat will tell them?





Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM

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That's standard investigative practice. You don't talk to the "principle" until you have questioned everyone else and heard their stories.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (JUOKG)

118 116
I honestly don't think he's stupid.

Uneducated is more like it.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)

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Uneducated about the situation in Hong Kong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (q80AH)

119 Lyin'

Cheatin'

Waxin'


That's all you seem to do - oo-o.

Posted by: Robert Plant at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (fjX/+)

120 >>113
Damn, this Mason guy is good!


Posted by: Hamilton Burger

Girthy.

Posted by: Paul Drake at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (Pzzpr)

121 I shall now quote Surah 112...

Posted by: Chickpea-scented Druid philosopher John Brennan at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (EgshT)

122 112 Barr's gonna make him wax his balls.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

Who's waxing whose balls in this particular scenario?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (JMI94)

123 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

It with deep regret that I learned of so many Russian assets in our midst. 2016 must not be allowed to happen again. I implore all decent men and women to act vigilantly in this fight for the soul of our nation. I am now pledging my support for the nomination of Sen. Hillary Clinton to her rightful place in 2020. All Hair The Queen!

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

124 He's a box of fucking rocks that is lucky he can tie his shoes.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

your generosity is misplaced

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (rpxSz)

125 Why not request? Exactly what reason would the former head of the CIA have for not cooperating with an ongoing investigation of the start of the Russia collusion investigation that he ran? What's he going to say, no I don't wanna?

Ok, then Durham can subpoena him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

126 Are the walls closing in?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (9GFP4)

127 But, gosh darnit, prosecuting is just to doggone hard to do and no reasonable prosecutor would ever prosecute anyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)

128 My mama used to say request in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets full first.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

My mama used to tell me everything would be fine if it wasn't for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (JMI94)


My mama say Marines always so angry 'cuz they got all 'dat hunger and no crayons...

Posted by: waterboi at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (XiVKO)

129 LeBron obviously has the aptitude for intelligence.


He's just sporting the education of an 8th grader.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (fjX/+)

130 meh. LeBron was smart enough to get a big chunk of money out of the NBA and Nike. I don't think thats a very high bar but he doesn't have an excuse of low IQ for regurgitating commie lies.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (eASYU)

131 Hope he's alright. I've stared into that abyss before. If he's for real, then he's in a tremendous amount of pain and despair.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (JMI94)


Yes. It's a deep hole, full of water and you're weighted down with hundreds of pounds of cement for shoes.

It's a tough road, but you can travel it back to the surface.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

132 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation




"Russia collusion]/b] investigation"

Sigh. Even straight reporters like Posobiec wind up using the Left's talking points.

It was not a collusion investigation, which would imply Trump-Putin puppetmaster b.s. Not officially or formally anyway. IIRC it was an investigation of Russian "interference" or "meddling" in the 2016 election campaign. Not collusion. Collusion was always a b.s. talking point. Words matter.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (786Ro)

133 Stupid or not, LeBron is annoying as fuck.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (FiUMj)

134 Any one casting aspersions on Brennan is guilty of Red Baiting, Islamophoia or attacking his freedom of speech rights because he criticized Trump.....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (NFEMn)

135 Mama Tried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loT_pYzi3Vw

Posted by: MERLE at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (fjX/+)

136 113 Damn, this Mason guy is good!
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)

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You should see his jars!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (HvR4z)

137 125 Why not request? Exactly what reason would the former head of the CIA have for not cooperating with an ongoing investigation of the start of the Russia collusion investigation that he ran? What's he going to say, no I don't wanna?

Ok, then Durham can subpoena him.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

The way Roger Stone was treated has really pissed people off about the relative kids gloves everyone else in the DOJ's sights is being treated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (q80AH)

138 Stupid fingers not closing b tag, sorry

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (786Ro)

139 From Sean Davis Twitter feed:

https://tinyurl.com/y4lfwkfq

Evidently, WaPo has obtained a copy of Ambassador Bill Taylor's opening statement .
How convenient that this is what they decide to leak and none of the other testimonies from the other witnesses.

This whole Schitt show is sick and disgusting.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (wiXsO)

140 96
Good attorneys, and good prosecutors, *Never* ask

questions that they don't already know the answers to. The only

purpose is to see how the subject reacts, and whether or not he'll

perjure himself.



Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

This is true.


Posted by: Perry Mason at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (q1Pj5)

Objection!!!
~ Hamilton Berger

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (5l6gb)

141 113 Damn, this Mason guy is good!
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)

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You should see his jars!

______________

Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

142 >> Stupid or not, LeBron is annoying as fuck.


Yep. Guy has a personality like a 12 year old girl.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (fjX/+)

143
I wouldn't be surprised if Brennan lawyers up and refuses to be interviewed. It would not help him and it would not be a very smart move in this situation, but then I don't think he's a very smart man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

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Under what circumstances is it EVER a good idea to talk to a policeman or a DA?

The answer is: never.

Even if they just want a witness statement, and fifty other people were there and all of them know you didn't do it, and it was Jim who did it - get a lawyer.

I can't understand why people ever do this.

How hard is it to say "I'm sorry, but I can't speak to you without an attorney?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

144 90
Brennan had to blackmail someone to get his job. And the 5 jobs before it.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (RuIsu)

________


"You say that like it's a bad thing." -- Barry Soetoro

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (mK7EU)

145 Damn, this Mason guy is good!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)



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You should see his jars!



______________



Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

Or his wine!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (q1Pj5)

146 I saw one of Brennan's recent interviews. He's baffled--baffled I tell you!--that the DOJ is wasting time and money on this investigation.

Posted by: Biergood at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (yb6r+)

147 Stock up on popcorn this is about to get good. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (vm955)

148 I believe Lebron is a unregistered foreign agent.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (K3B2k)

149 Preindictment interviews are a thing.

I guess they give you a chance to splain yourself and potentially further incriminate?

Not sure, I don't do Fed Crimes. (sticking to my story)

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (/nuDC)

150 Nothing is happening, 2weeks , I NEED IT MOMMY & I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)

151 I honestly don't think he's stupid.

Uneducated is more like it.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)


I think he's got handlers that tell him everything he needs to say. I don't think he has much intelligence at all. He only knows what they've told him.

He's a trained elephant that does tricks.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

152
I saw one of Brennan's recent interviews. He's baffled--baffled I tell
you!--that the DOJ is wasting time and money on this investigation.


Posted by: Biergood at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM

---

That plus he admitted that heck he might have gotten bad intel from his people.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

153 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM (oiNtH)

154 Yeah it's just a request for a friendly visit. no need to bring a lawyer.

Yep just a friendly little no lawyer visit.

Like the one you had with Michael Flynn.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (9GFP4)

155 Pretty much all of my mistakes were due to bad intel from my people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (xfb67)

156 Damn, this Mason guy is good!
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)

-----------------------------

You should see his jars!

______________

Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

There are entire lodges dedicated to this man's eipc-ness.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (XiVKO)

157 150 Nothing is happening, 2weeks , I NEED IT MOMMY & I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)

Oh, go fuck yourself. Your shtick is tedious, annoying and fucking stupid to boot.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (JMI94)

158 A waxed ball gathers no moss. Unless it belongs to The Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Two Ring Test at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (uysDU)

159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Yes.

Posted by: Judge Nap at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (EgshT)

160 He's a trained elephant that does tricks.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)
----
I resent that remark.

Posted by: Trained Elephant What Does Tricks at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (BLD7q)

161 >> I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?


Just send in a topless photo and all will be forgiven.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (fjX/+)

162 meh. LeBron was smart enough to get a big chunk of money out of the NBA and Nike. I don't think thats a very high bar but he doesn't have an excuse of low IQ for regurgitating commie lies.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (eASYU)


He's a lab produced athlete that dominated his sport at an early age. He got a good agent. Period.

His handlers told him China was great and he should appreciate them for paying him millions.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

164 >>The way Roger Stone was treated has really pissed people off about the relative kids gloves everyone else in the DOJ's sights is being treated.

As shitty as Weismann's 6 am raid was, Stone was being indicted. He gave numerous interviews to Mueller's team before that day that were done as normal interviews.

If people are waiting for Durham and Barr to go rogue like Mueller's people I think they are in for a long wait. Barr's job is to return integrity and honesty to the DOJ not to double down on the behavior that got us here in the first place.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

165 145
Damn, this Mason guy is good!


Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)





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You should see his jars!





______________





Or his Dixon Line!



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

Or his wine!


Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (q1Pj5)

Or his temples

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (5l6gb)

166 Sorry, Paul Masson was the vintner. Paul Mason produced Killer Klowns From Outer Space (198 and The Amityville Horror (2005)

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (q1Pj5)

167 Is it the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end for these turds?

The beginning of a pleasant retirement, safe in the knowledge that they are above the law.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (0CeRG)

168 Months of hearing about sweaty conservative "conspiracy theorists" and Hillary comes out with the "Russian asset" machine gun, sprays everybody, and the left shrugs.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (YOhRS)

169 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM

Sure! My reply made me think of the bad advice thread from a couple years back. If you see a dog with a foamy mouth, it means they are friendly, it's a sign they want you to pet them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (0W3mK)

170 I see McConnell is now stabbing Trump in the back over Syria. The perfidy and cowardice never end with this stinking party.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (H8QX8)

171 F*ck Mason. He and Dixon gave William Penn too much, too much, I say. And I got saddled with a town full of garbage named after me.

Posted by: Zombie Lord Baltimore at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (786Ro)

172 Can these clowns take the 5th in these kind of interviews?

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZCEU2)

173 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

It with deep regret that I learned of so many Russian assets in our midst. 2016 must not be allowed to happen again. I implore all decent men and women to act vigilantly in this fight for the soul of our nation. I am now pledging my support for the nomination of Sen. Hillary Clinton to her rightful place in 2020. All Hair The Queen!
Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

Excellent and insightful decision Senator, you're standing up for American Democracy in a time of Crisis. Unfortunately you seem to be one of the only ones in Washington who sees the need to put aside political differences in order to confront the grave threats posed by the Russian operatives in the White House. I applaud you for being the only Republican to stand up on this.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (abHaa)

174 Evidently, WaPo has obtained a copy of Ambassador Bill Taylor's opening statement .
How convenient that this is what they decide to leak and none of the other testimonies from the other witnesses.


We knew this was coming... He is a disgruntled ex- employee who hates trump... Perfect for Schitt for brains...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

175 "I can't understand why people ever do this."

It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

176 If this was Sadam's Iraq we'd be throwing them in the meat chippers right about now.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (q177U)

177 >>Damn, this Mason guy is good!


Big fan of his Children and their Stew.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (fjX/+)

178 141
113 Damn, this Mason guy is good!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)



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You should see his jars!



______________



Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

Or his Ry!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:40 PM (jYnPD)

179 I get bad intel from the little head, does that let me off the hook?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

180 Damn, this Mason guy is good!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)
-----------------------------
You should see his jars!
_____________

Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)
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Or his wine!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (q1Pj5)

Or his temples
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (5l6gb)
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Or his brickwork.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (YOhRS)

181 I can't even imagine what Durham's security set up could be. He may be getting too close for comfort to seriously evil types.

Posted by: Cosda at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (o8vm8)

182 Breaking news

The Dispatch has just engaged Pierre Delecto


church and dates to follow

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (rpxSz)

183 Stupid or not, LeBron is annoying as fuck.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (FiUMj)


This is where his agent should advise him how not to step in it for their mutual benefit. But he probably won't...

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (y7DUB)

184 Evidently, WaPo has obtained a copy of Ambassador Bill Taylor's opening statement .

How convenient that this is what they decide to leak and none of the other testimonies from the other witnesses.





We knew this was coming... He is a disgruntled ex- employee who hates trump... Perfect for Schitt for brains...


Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM

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The problem is that four other people's testimony destroys his story. That's why the democrats are refusing to let Republicans see any transcripts from the closed door hearings.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (JUOKG)

185 I've never heard Hillary deny that she's a Russian asset either.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (YOhRS)

186 173 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

It with deep regret that I learned of so many Russian assets in our midst. 2016 must not be allowed to happen again. I implore all decent men and women to act vigilantly in this fight for the soul of our nation. I am now pledging my support for the nomination of Sen. Hillary Clinton to her rightful place in 2020. All Hair The Queen!
Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

Excellent and insightful decision Senator, you're standing up for American Democracy in a time of Crisis. Unfortunately you seem to be one of the only ones in Washington who sees the need to put aside political differences in order to confront the grave threats posed by the Russian operatives in the White House. I applaud you for being the only Republican to stand up on this.
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (abHaa)

____

FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (FiUMj)

187 175 "I can't understand why people ever do this."

It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

The legal system exists to preserve, protect, defend and propagate itself.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (JMI94)

188 Did REDACTED get his one phone call from the barrel?

Yeah. Unfortunately for him, it was an incoming robocall about solar panels.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (qc+VF)

189 A waxed ball gathers no moss. Unless it belongs to The Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Two Ring Test at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM



THIS is why I keep coming back. Helps keep the dark moods at bay. **golf clap**

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (786Ro)

190 Brennan just looks like an evil villain.

That would prejudice the jury, case dismissed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (xfb67)

191 LeBron James attempted to Trademark the phrase:

'Taco Tuesday'.


Like 4-5 months ago.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (fjX/+)

192 nose....noose....

Stoopid spelling

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (axyOa)

193 Or his brickwork.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM

They do it for free.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (0W3mK)

194
I can't even imagine what Durham's security set up could be. He may be getting too close for comfort to seriously evil types.
Posted by: Cosda at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (o8vm

---------

Or Brennan's. Or the rest.

If they are seriously going to prosecute these guys, they need to just arrest them and put them under 24 hour watch by units of the Secret Service before people start getting Epsteined all over the place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (AzW6q)

195 175 "I can't understand why people ever do this."

It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

__

I dunno, just watching an episode or 2 of Law & Order, kinda taught me to never talk to the PO-PO.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (FiUMj)

196 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

I can't say I'm surprised at how well-thought out this tweet is. The president is a vulgarian who paid off a porn star and doesn't represent family values and the things that make our nation great.

Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

197 That's because Hillary isn't an asset to anyone.

She's a liability.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (xfb67)

198 My mama used to tell me everything would be fine if it wasn't for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (JMI94)

Start substituted another feminine voice (I'm sure you know who that is) saying something completely different from that of your mother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (WI7YS)

199 *former* communist and *current* Muzzie, no?

Posted by: jb at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (17k76)

200 This investigation inquiry will result in the obligatory Big Wet Fart once again Bank it.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (Pzzpr)

201 Never talk to the pigs or the DA without a lawyer. Never never never.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (JMI94)

202 Mason's Children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJFnU8VZkH4

Posted by: The Grateful Dead at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (fjX/+)

203 Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (JMI94)
**********
AWWWWWW so is your shit with you know who. you confuse me with someone who cares what you think.

Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (BqBId)

204 125
Why not request? Exactly what reason would the former head of the CIA
have for not cooperating with an ongoing investigation of the start of
the Russia collusion investigation that he ran? What's he going to say,
no I don't wanna?



Ok, then Durham can subpoena him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

_________


"This!" -- Paul Manafort

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (mK7EU)

205 Breaking news

The Dispatch has just engaged Pierre Delecto


church and dates to follow

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM



Bean casseroles welcome.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (axyOa)

206 @ Johnuh Goldburg @ Pierre Defective Love your comments!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (0W3mK)

207 I can't say I'm surprised at how well-thought out this tweet is. The president is a vulgarian who paid off a porn star and doesn't represent family values and the things that make our nation great.
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

____

Amen, total stranger!!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)

208 Epsteining might work out better than DC juries.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (6rZli)

209 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Scarborough knows!

Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

210 If people are waiting for Durham and Barr to go rogue like Mueller's people I think they are in for a long wait. Barr's job is to return integrity and honesty to the DOJ not to double down on the behavior that got us here in the first place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)


This is what frustrates a lot of asymmetrical warfare people but expecting the other side to de-escalate is a fool's errand.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (y7DUB)

211 159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?


Just put 6 cough drops in your mouth and drool for the lawyers

works like a charm

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)

212 Your shtick is tedious, annoying and fucking stupid to boot.

Just setting himself up to look even stupider when nothing actually does come of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

213 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.


I can't say I'm surprised at how well-thought out this tweet is. The president is a vulgarian who paid off a porn star and doesn't represent family values and the things that make our nation great.
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

Thank you Pierre.
I'm heartened by the support. And wouldn't you agree that we shouldn't put party above doing what's right for the country?

Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (NFEMn)

214 Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment

Not his base... But more R Senators than I would like

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (O2RFr)

215 So David Frum thinks that Trump confirmed that he was working for Putin by stating he didn't think Gabbard or Stein were Russian assets.

Unfortunately, the Chinese have no proverb about living in crazy times, so they'll have to be noted as "interesting".

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (YOhRS)

216 Best way to get out of jury duty?

Say something racist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (xfb67)

217 210 If people are waiting for Durham and Barr to go rogue like Mueller's people I think they are in for a long wait. Barr's job is to return integrity and honesty to the DOJ not to double down on the behavior that got us here in the first place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

This is what frustrates a lot of asymmetrical warfare people but expecting the other side to de-escalate is a fool's errand.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (y7DUB)

___

Shorter:

The left plays to win
The right plays to lose with dignity and honor

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (FiUMj)

218 The "request" should be accompanied by a platoon of Marines. Armed. In full gear. With the sort of implication usually voiced "The Don respectfully requests your presence..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (AM1GF)

219 Just setting himself up to look even stupider when nothing actually does come of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)
*******
Yep

Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (BqBId)

220 It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

-------

I've had honest attorneys. They are out there.

But, to my knowledge, there is no such thing as an honest prosecutor. They would withhold Brady information and pollute chains of evidence and misrepresent testimony from their own mothers to gain a conviction. Scum. Of. The. Earth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

221 >>This is what frustrates a lot of asymmetrical warfare people but expecting the other side to de-escalate is a fool's errand.

Yet another reason a bunch of indictments are a necessary end to this scam. If people aren't punished they will do it again.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

222 >>Best way to get out of jury duty?


"I can smell a criminal."

"Just give me their durty underpants and I'll tell you if they did it."

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (fjX/+)

223 213 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.


I can't say I'm surprised at how well-thought out this tweet is. The president is a vulgarian who paid off a porn star and doesn't represent family values and the things that make our nation great.
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

Thank you Pierre.
I'm heartened by the support. And wouldn't you agree that we shouldn't put party above doing what's right for the country?
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (NFEMn)

____

You guys! I'm blushing.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (FiUMj)

224 212 Your shtick is tedious, annoying and fucking stupid to boot.

Just setting himself up to look even stupider when nothing actually does come of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

DeploraBOT always was a nasty little shitbag. New name, same routine of pissing on everyone for not kissing his/her ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (JMI94)

225 Not his base... But more R Senators than I would like

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
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I welcome the GOP to usher in its end. It would show there was no reason to pretend to have such a party.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (YOhRS)

226 What's this garbage on Graham refusing to hold hearings on the steele dossier because it would implicate mccain? Seriously the man is dead.....what's the point? Hold the hearings.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (JUOKG)

227 The new mattress has arrived.

Zod spoke with the kennel in MS about Canis Zod II. Black. Male. Labrador. Preferably trained to kill. By licking.

Zod remains bibulous.

RE the topic at hand: There will not be arrests. There will not be "perp walks." Some people will continue to hyperventilate about investigation somethingsomething Brennan indictment something testimony something.Zod points at these rubes and laughs.

You, there, yes you, the one posting about "I sure hope somethingsomething!'

Somethingsomething will not happen. Consider removing your hand from your genitals. The Swamp Will Not Be Drained.

This is known.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod Garvin, Intellectual Prostitute at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (XzT/D)

228 If they are doing Brennan and Clapper -- you know who else is up to her tits in this . . . Rice.

Should be interesting to see who flips.

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (EU5zR)

229 179 I get bad intel from the little head, does that let me off the hook?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:40 PM

No, you'll always be known as the guy with the tranny.

Posted by: The guys who sang Lola and Funky Cold Medina at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (WvSVz)

230 209 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Scarborough knows!

Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

There is no ocean wide enough to encompass the stupidity of this assertion.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (RD7QR)

231 Brennan and clapper can plead the 5th amendment and durham has got squat!

Posted by: raimondo at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (nvOKc)

232 211
159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?





Just put 6 cough drops in your mouth and drool for the lawyers



works like a charm

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)

I showed up the jury duty in TX wearing shorts and flip flops, I was the first out.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (5l6gb)

233 Hopefully, these "interviews" will be under oath.

Posted by: OCBill at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (df+Zi)

234 You guys! I'm blushing.
Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (FiUMj)
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You deserve it. You're a great American Mitt.

Posted by: Pee-er Delicioso at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (YOhRS)

235 He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love.

Posted by: Lord Comey at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (kLDv+)

236 The "request" should be accompanied by a platoon of
Marines. Armed. In full gear. With the sort of implication usually
voiced "The Don respectfully requests your presence..."



Posted by: Brother Cavil Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM

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Not so fast.........

Posted by: Posse Comitatus Act at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (JUOKG)

237 But, to my knowledge, there is no such thing as an honest prosecutor. They would withhold Brady information and pollute chains of evidence and misrepresent testimony from their own mothers to gain a conviction. Scum. Of. The. Earth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

I wouldn't trust anyone who works for the "justice system." Seriously.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (JMI94)

238 >>Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment


OMFG, please shut up, Mornin' Joe.
You are an embarrassment.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (bDqIh)

239 Only guilty people plead the 5th.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

240 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (6rZli)

241 Send Brennan and that ginormous head back to where he came from, Easter Island.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (1U5Nb)

242 I'm of the mindset that if they impeach the president and remove him from office that he will go scorched Earth on everything he's seen while in office.

"If I'm going down, they're ALL coming with me."

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

243
DeploraBOT always was a nasty little shitbag. New name, same routine of pissing on everyone for not kissing his/her ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (JMI94)
*****
I was Evilpens, EVLINC, Mish McConnell, DeploraBOT, Nothing Is Gonna Happen, Deep State is in Deep Shit, Derp State is in deep shit., There you go sweetheart

Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM (BqBId)

244 I want to be on a jury. I'm voting LOLGF not guilty. I don't give a fuck what kind of evidence there is. NOT GUILTY. Fuck da police, and fuck all y'all too.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM (FiUMj)

245 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Scarborough knows!

Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment


How would he know? I never see him at any of the meetings.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM (qc+VF)

246

Hillary is of a genus that belongs in a stable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM (aKsyK)

247 Prosecutors like to interview the ringleaders last, after they learn the answers to their questions, so Durham is obviously nearly finished! Probably only a few more months....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (NVYyb)

248 239 Only guilty people plead the 5th.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

Or lawyer up. Or won't consent to a search of their person, vehicle, or house without a warrant.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (JMI94)

249 AWWWWWW so is your shit with you know who. you confuse me with someone who cares what you think.
Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM



I'm sure this has been asked of you before, but... WTF is your problem dude?

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (786Ro)

250 "I can't understand why people ever do this."

It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM


****

There is a certain liberty in this though.
There are two ways to live in America: One is to live you life the way you want. The other is to live your life the way others tell you.
Whether we choose to live within the law or not is entirely up to us.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (axyOa)

251 Later, peeps. I've got a lady coming over that doesn't know she's waxing my balls yet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (xfb67)

252 only a few more months....
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (NVYyb)

__

So what #EighteenWeeksIsh ?

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (FiUMj)

253 in honor of Insomniac or ScoffDogg or both

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (BqBId)

254 I'm of the mindset that if they impeach the president and remove him from office that he will go scorched Earth on everything he's seen while in office.

"If I'm going down, they're ALL coming with me."
======
Honey, that's my line.

Posted by: Hillary=>! at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (Ky3Y1)

255 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.



I know this is snark, but you know how to stop this shit? Arrest him.

"You are hereby under arrest for violation of US Code 18:321xxx"

Spell out the law he specifically broke and then go to court.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (ftdxp)

256 Wait a minute! Where's my Astros tickets? It says right here on this invitation that the first 25 people to show up will be given a pair of tickets to Tuesday's home game, courtesy of something called HCSO-OWD.

Whaddya mean that stands for Harris County Sheriffs Office - Outstanding Warrants Division??!??!? That's false advertising! I will sue! What's your name and badge number!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (q1Pj5)

257 I'm sure this has been asked of you before, but... WTF is your problem dude?

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (786Ro)

___

I'm gonna guess either too much or not enough fiber.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM (FiUMj)

258 Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment

The RNC says that in their polling impeachment support among *Democrats* dropped 10 points in the last week. No wonder the media is cranking up the noise machine.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM (ZGrMX)

259 It would be fun to watch Brennan trying to figure out how much Durham learned from the phone he picked up in Italy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)

260 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM

If you do show up tell the attorneys and judge you're psychic.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM (7bcfy)

261 >>It would be fun to watch Brennan trying to figure out how much Durham learned from the phone he picked up in Italy.


All Italian phones come loaded with inuendo GIFs.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (fjX/+)

262 Consider removing your hand from your genitals.

Posted by: Zod Garvin, Intellectual Prostitute at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (XzT/D)

How did he know?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (jYnPD)

263 241 Send Brennan and that ginormous head back to where he came from, Easter Island.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (1U5Nb)

Bury him up to just above his nostrils.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (9GFP4)

264 159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

I've been on four full jury trials. They always picked me. I never had the nerve to try to get out of it. The most infuriating episode was the last. I was one seat away from being an alternate and it looked like I was scot free. Then this miserable bitch who'd been selected suddenly pulled an hysterical and clearly fake fit and was excused. So I was next.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (H8QX8)

265 nasty little troll..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

266 Brennan: We can talk in my office.
Barr: We'll talk in MY office.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (FhXTo)

267 I am formally announcing that I am officially exploring options on possibly officially announcing I may kinda sorta start thinking about possibly running for office in 2020. Maybe.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (FiUMj)

268 MUMR > real Mitt Romney

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (786Ro)

269 "I can smell a criminal."



"Just give me their durty underpants and I'll tell you if they did it."

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (fjX/+)

i lold

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (jYnPD)

270 246
Hillary is of a genus that belongs in a stable.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM

I think she's too old for sumo, but that bollard that held her up is immovable!

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (WvSVz)

271 Brennan and clapper can plead the 5th amendment and durham has got squat!

Posted by: raimondo

Err - no. Its not their testimony that indictments hinge on most likely, its the testimony of others and the evidence turned over by the FBI case investigators. Trapping them in a lie would be great, of course, for the prosecution, but that kind of help is a bonus!

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (32YRo)

272 6 I suspect it's a request right up until it becomes a demand.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (qC1Sy)

"Assisting the Police with their inquiries" sounds so much more respectful than "taken to headquarters for questioning".

Posted by: Zebedee's Other Son, the. apostle Jesus didn't love at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (UkK38)

273 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM



If you do show up tell the attorneys and judge you're psychic.


Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM

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Nope. Tell them you have irritable bowel syndrome. You are outta there in ten minutes tops.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (JUOKG)

274 "If I'm going down..."
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Honey, that's my line.
Posted by: Hillary=>! at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (Ky3Y1)
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Depends on what the meaning of is is.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (YOhRS)

275 >>nasty little troll..

Lot of that going around.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

276
I wouldn't trust anyone who works for the "justice system." Seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (JMI94)

There is no such thing as the justice system. The only people that gain are the attorneys, and I really like my attorneys.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (7bcfy)

277 Good lord

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (RUnSJ)

278 I now think f*cking Romney is evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (H8QX8)

279 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM

If you do show up tell the attorneys and judge you're psychic.
======
Then announce you know who committed the crime and point to the judge! Works every time.

Posted by: Carnak at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Z6ORw)

280 I'm looking forward to jury duty. I can't wait to give them the same treatment they have been giving us. What's that? Clear evidence of wrongdoing? Obviously guilty? open and shut case? Meh, not guilty anyway because obviously there is no justice, you shouldn't have prosecuted, no reasonable prosecutor would, and besides, there was no intent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

281 12 Having any history of communist affiliation should disqualify you from any Federal employment. Communism and Representative government cannot coexist. Why should a government employ someone from an ideology inimical to it?
_______________

Because then we'd have to fire all the muslims.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (k4dH2)

282 Good grief, if you read progs on Twitter, Brennan is a brave, honest patriot that criminal Orange Man is trying to destroy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

283 The IRS requested I pay some taxes this year.

I can tell them to fuck off, right, it's only a request.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (FiUMj)

284 >>159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Show up wearing a NRA hat.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (Pzzpr)

285 Great Legal Minds like raimondo's.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

286 278
I now think f*cking Romney is evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (H8QX

You are correct sir!

Posted by: Mrs. Romney at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (ufFY8)

287 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (1XAal)

288 How convenient this shit is leaking.

Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.
Oh, and
Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo

https://tinyurl.com/yy5wol4e

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)

289 Hey judge, is that a penis pump there under your robes or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (q1Pj5)

290 Good grief, if you read progs on Twitter, Brennan is a brave, honest patriot that criminal Orange Man is trying to destroy.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM

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Yep, that's what I am seeing. Trump is on a vendetta against brennan and clapper.


Methinks someone has seen the IG report and is trying to get ahead of it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (JUOKG)

291 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (ptqGC)
******
Because they are Low Info Voters

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (BqBId)

292 Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.

LOL even if this was true its utterly worthless as evidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

293 Nope. Tell them you have irritable bowel syndrome. You are outta there in ten minutes tops.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (JUOKG)

They want a Dr note for that. I saw one guy get kicked off because he said he believes in jury nullification and was a raging libertarian. It worked. I know the guy and he smiled when the prosecutor let him go.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (7bcfy)

294 284 >>159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Show up wearing a NRA hat.
_______________

A MAGA hat and an NRA t-shirt

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (k4dH2)

295 >>Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo


If you push anything through that hole in the bathroom stall, Allahpundit will suck it.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (fjX/+)

296
278 I now think f*cking Romney is evil.

Well, that's on his wife's conscience and she'll have to live with it.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (xGZ+b)

297 46 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?
=====================

One.

Posted by: Wit's End at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (ROYpB)

298 Hillary has lost her marbles

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (1XAal)

299 "Assisting the Police with their inquiries" sounds so much more respectful than "taken to headquarters for questioning".
Posted by: Zebedee's Other Son, the. apostle Jesus didn't love at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (UkK3


You like British detective stories too, James?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (lwiT4)

300 When immigrants become citizens, there is a slew of questions they have to answer first. One of them is have you ever been a member of the communist party in your native country?

I assume nobody every answers truthfully. But theoretically, if you answer yes you can't become a citizen.

And yet Brennan, is very much a member of the communist party and can run the fucking country's intelligence community.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (FiUMj)

301 Good grief, if you read progs on Twitter, Brennan is a brave, honest patriot that criminal Orange Man is trying to destroy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (ptqGC)
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It's the value of always having a continuous narrative going that people can just go with.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (YOhRS)

302 "Nope. Tell them you have irritable bowel syndrome. You are outta there in ten minutes tops."

The judge will probably get your medical records and find out you're lying and throw you in jail for contempt. The courtroom is their little kingdom, and they love to rule you. Actual justice is not important to them.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (eAZVt)

303
https://tinyurl.com/yy5wol4e

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)

and yet, Pelosi still won't call for a floor vote. heck, she took off to the ME, didn't she? So much for impeachment is our priority!!!

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (a0IVu)

304
RE the topic at hand: There will not be arrests. There will not be "perp walks."

--------

I think a couple of the lower level conspirators may get busted. It would look pretty bad not to at this point. But yeah, I'm not very hopeful that I'll see a real capo like Brennan get hooked up for this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (AzW6q)

305
Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.



So one guy says another guy said what another guy wanted.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

306 Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment

On the Hillary Derangement Meter, Joe is moving the needle rather violently.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (5MzIH)

307 Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)
*******
Saw tape of Bill Taylor walking in to testify, definitely looks like a catcher

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (BqBId)

308 I saw one guy get kicked off because he said he believes in jury nullification

That's one of the most basic principles of justice in the American system, kicking someone off a jury for it is wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

309 Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically
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so some guy is swearing that some other guy told him that trump said something...

Spot the problems class.

Posted by: Professor Housefield at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (C6xeQ)

310 >>A MAGA hat and an NRA t-shirt

Even better. They'll carry you outside and to your car.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (Pzzpr)

311 >>Show up wearing a NRA hat.
Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (Pzzpr)

Show up wearing the skin-face you've recently flensed from a skull.

Actually, don't do this.

You *do* get off jury duty. But there are other more time-consuming, ionconvenient consequences.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (XzT/D)

312 I tried to tell y'all he was an evil fucker,

Posted by: Mittens car roof dog at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

313 >>Hey judge,


How'd that Chinese Viagra I sold you work out?

You getting it up now?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (fjX/+)

314 OK I give up...why does the base want Trump impeached?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (FiUMj)

315 They want a Dr note for that. I saw one guy get kicked off because he said he believes in jury nullification and was a raging libertarian. It worked. I know the guy and he smiled when the prosecutor let him go.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (7bcfy)
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"I just wanta see somebody hanged."

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (YOhRS)

316 Show up wearing a weeping hostage.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (XzT/D)

317 232 211
159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?





Just put 6 cough drops in your mouth and drool for the lawyers



works like a charm

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)

I showed up the jury duty in TX wearing shorts and flip flops, I was the first out.


I wear a suit to jury duty in SoCal and am usually the first one dismissed.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (NmR1a)

318 266
Brennan: We can talk in my office.
Barr: We'll talk in MY office.


Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (FhXTo)
Executioner: Come to MY office when you are done with Barr.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (N39Ws)

319 There will not be arrests. There will not be "perp walks."

The worst we might see... maybe... is some strongly worded condemnation like those empty "censures" that the House keeps doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (KZzsI)

320 If people are waiting for Durham and Barr to go rogue like Mueller's people I think they are in for a long wait. Barr's job is to return integrity and honesty to the DOJ not to double down on the behavior that got us here in the first place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)


I think this is true, and if so.. there will be indictments and they will be real known people.
Otherwise, the Republic is lost. Either way I believe Barr is legit, just a matter of how far gone the rest of the system is.

Posted by: Inogame at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (+2xjH)

321 There really is little in this world that shitting you pants won't get you out of.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (fjX/+)

322 OK I give up...why does the base want Trump impeached?

When Mika-Fucker Joe says "the base" he means "Bill Kristol and Jonah Goldberg".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (ZGrMX)

323 Oh, and
Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo

https://tinyurl.com/yy5wol4e
Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)


Is this from the closed door testimony or someone that spent 12 hours with Schiff before actually making any statements?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

324
Just put 6 cough drops in your mouth and drool for the lawyers







works like a charm



Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)
Coke Mentos

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (N39Ws)

325 >>Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.
Oh, and
Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo

The biggest problem we have in this country is that a large majority are just fucking stupid and lazy.

We have the call transcript. We can read that Trump was interested in getting to the bottom of the corruption in the 2016 election. He was not asking for dirt for the 2020 election. These are like two totally different things and Trump would be derelict in his job if he didn't look into election corruption.

But people don't read the transcripts and then they let the media lie to them, the same media they bitch about 7 x 24, and they wonder why they don't know what the fuck is going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

326 Mitch McConnell wants Trump impeached more than Nancy Pelosi does.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RqQOX)

327 288 How convenient this shit is leaking.

Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.
Oh, and
Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo

https://tinyurl.com/yy5wol4e
Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)

Becky said that Suzy said that Linda is the slave of a giant alien phallus from Zeta Reticuli! So it MUST be true!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RD7QR)

328 OK I give up...why does the base want Trump impeached?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (FiUMj)
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I think the answer there is: Pence.

Of course, the Dems say rightout that they are going after Pence next.

How much did Pence know about the "Quid Pro Quo" and when did he know it?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (YOhRS)

329 I got dismissed from jury duty when I said I had been a victim of a violent crime and had misgivings as to how law enforcement had handled it.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (lwiT4)

330 I wear a suit to jury duty in SoCal and am usually the first one dismissed.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (NmR1a

The only people I know that want jury duty are government employees because they get paid time off for jury duty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (7bcfy)

331 Bring your yarn and knitting needles. Knit a hangman's noose during voir dire.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (q1Pj5)

332 meh, I mean you can sell them on anything, even mirengoff, is catching wise, now zelensky reopened the investigation into mr zylochevsky back in june, but that was by order of special judge,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (x+C/t)

333 226
What's this garbage on Graham refusing to hold hearings on the steele
dossier because it would implicate mccain? Seriously the man is
dead.....what's the point? Hold the hearings.


Graham was McStain's wingman on shit from the Middle East to Ukraine. His ass would be exposed, too.

Posted by: pogoka at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (y1Gwl)

334 And if they say no?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (JoUsr)

335 Mitch McConnell wants Trump impeached more than Nancy Pelosi does.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RqQOX)
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Then he must want the death of the GOP.

Because if they are not going to stop the Dems, there's nothing they are worth.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (YOhRS)

336 Just keep rescheduling your jury duty until you move out of California

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (HALdu)

337 Joe Scarborough is mentally ill. Now he's looking at Bolton as a hero, and says he wants to add Bolton's portrait next to Mueller's on his and Mika's living room wall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

338 Actually I'm thinking show up to jury duty with a MAGA hat, every Leftist lawyer will ship you out lickity split

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (ZCEU2)

339 321 There really is little in this world that shitting you pants won't get you out of.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (fjX/+)

Okay, that cracked me up but you first.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (7bcfy)

340 I have never served on a Petit Jury. I told them I was a pastor and they dismissed me. I did serve on the Grand Jury. It was quite interesting; I'm not sorry that I did it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (WI7YS)

341 I wonder if Durham already has wiretaps on Clapper, Brennan and maybe others.

Posted by: Dusty at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (Kj2zW)

342 I think part of Cankles obsession with Russia Russia Russia is that she and Barky were the most sympathetic American administration ever to Russia - except for maybe FDR and his VP Henry Wallace the actual commie - and she can't believe that Clinton Inc was doublecrossed.

Not that I think Russia or Putin did anything, outside of a few farcebook ads. Putin hates the USA because we are everything Russia is not.

Putin is probably a very smart guy, and can't believe the idiots like Barky and Cankles who get into positions of power over here.

Putin is enjoying tormenting Cankles but it has nothing to do with Trump.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (oGBso)

343 >>331 Bring your yarn and knitting needles. Knit a hangman's noose during voir dire.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (q1Pj5)

Edited to read: Bring your yarn and knitting needles. Gouge your eyes out. Insist that Bone Tomahawk II is a real thing, and you were one of the two blinded troglodytes impregnated by the...not-blinded male troglodytes.

"Excused. Next..."

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (XzT/D)

344 248 239 Only guilty people plead the 5th.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

Or lawyer up. Or won't consent to a search of their person, vehicle, or house without a warrant.

Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.

Why? Going to jail for something you did would suck. Going to jail for something you didn't do would be outrageous and a tragedy.

Everyone should read Prof. James Duane's book, "You Have the Right to Remain Innocent"

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xGZ+b)

345

Bret Baier gets to hawk his book on The Five.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)

346 There really is little in this world that shitting you pants won't get you out of.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (fjX/+)
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I see more people have taken my advice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 05:02 PM (YOhRS)

347 I wear a suit to jury duty in SoCal and am usually the first one dismissed

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That has worked for me every time but one, where two thirds of the pool didn't bother to show up, then one of the trials was a competency hearing, and I became an obvious pick.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 22, 2019 05:02 PM (YslsA)

348 Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xGZ+b)

No, I'm not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (WI7YS)

349 those are the facts. beside as je dyer pointed out, foreign military sales, are handled by the defense department, not omb, once the money has been appropriated,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (x+C/t)

350 Funny aside, I have some friends in various parts of new europe.

They have lots of different opinions about everything, however, one thing they do agree upon is that the corruption in Ukraine is unbelievable.

It is funny to hear them say that because they are always complaining about the corruption in their own countries.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (HALdu)

351 I got the heave ho from a jury when the judge and the prosecutor disclosed that they had a familial relationship. WTF. I said as much during selection (without the swears) and I got shown the door ten minutes later.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (ykYG2)

352 248 239 Only guilty people plead the 5th.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

Or lawyer up. Or won't consent to a search of their person, vehicle, or house without a warrant.

Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.

Why? Going to jail for something you did would suck. Going to jail for something you didn't do would be outrageous and a tragedy.

Everyone should read Prof. James Duane's book, "You Have the Right to Remain Innocent"
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM

After seeing the deep state in action I wouldn't tell the fucking time if they asked for it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (0W3mK)

353 Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.

Yep. You can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (kD8Fh)

354
Everyone should read Prof. James Duane's book, "You Have the Right to Remain Innocent"
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xGZ+b)

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** Not available for Republican presidents

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (FiUMj)

355 Juan Williams. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

356 Putin is enjoying tormenting Cankles but it has nothing to do with Trump.
Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (oGBso)
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Russian agents had been in the US and thwarting our surveillance of them time after time, which is the real reason Obama kicked the "diplomats" out of the country a month after the election.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (YOhRS)

357 350
Funny aside, I have some friends in various parts of new europe.



They have lots of different opinions about everything, however, one
thing they do agree upon is that the corruption in Ukraine is
unbelievable.



It is funny to hear them say that because they are always complaining about the corruption in their own countries.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (HALdu)

We are one's to talk.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (jYnPD)

358 Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.

Yep. You can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.
Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (kD8Fh)



Nicely said.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (HALdu)

359 326 Mitch McConnell wants Trump impeached more than Nancy Pelosi does.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RqQOX)

Yup.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (H8QX8)

360 Edited to read: Bring your yarn and knitting needles. Gouge your eyes out. Insist that Bone Tomahawk II is a real thing, and you were one of the two blinded troglodytes impregnated by the...not-blinded male troglodytes.

"Excused. Next..."
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (XzT/D)

I swear while I was waiting to be called up to the jury box a lady tried to tell the judge she couldn't serve because she was mentally ill, he would not let her leave. I was dismissed before her so I didn't get to watch her being questioned.
I got snarky with the judge, the defense let me go. Gang stabbing case.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (7bcfy)

361 >>No, I'm not. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (WI7YS)

Your treasure is in the heaven. Heaven is not New Jersey.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (XzT/D)

362 "I said as much during selection (without the swears) and I got shown the door ten minutes later."

You're lucky the judge didn't order you jailed.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (eAZVt)

363 So the "leaked" some of todays testimony and they got their quid pro quo... From a man who hates trump and was more or less fired....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (O2RFr)

364 353
Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.



Yep. You can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.



Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (kD8Fh)

Sounds like a CPL sales pitch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (jYnPD)

365 "
Everyone should read Prof. James Duane's book, "You Have the Right to Remain Innocent"

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xGZ+b) "



This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (bwo3w)

366 Dagan McDowell just threw major shade at Moochelle. Bret Baier looked unamused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

367 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (FiUMj)

368 Show up for jury duty in brown face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (aKsyK)

369 that was in liberty unyielding some weeks ago, she also noted that Fiona hill, is a real cabal player, steele's counterpart in the nsc in the early 00s,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (x+C/t)

370 >>Heaven is not New Jersey.


It is a place on Earth, however.

Posted by: Belinda Carlisle at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (fjX/+)

371
Mitch McConnell wants Trump impeached more than Nancy Pelosi does.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RqQOX)

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This is true. All that matters is the political calculations at play. If he thinks he's better off keeping Trump (at this juncture, I think that IS the calculation), then he will.

If he thinks he can get away with convicting, then he will. The Senate GOP will be MORE than happy to cooperate, if given the go-ahead. I think that is why he's said he'd drag a Senate trial out for a long time - not because it harms Democrats, but because it provides time to grind down the President's popularity enough to potentially make conviction look like a survivable proposition.

This is what makes me nervous. The Turtle is a conniving little fucker, and he's not on Trump's side.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (AzW6q)

372 Sounds like a CPL sales pitch.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (jYnPD)


I need to trademark that!

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (kD8Fh)

373 >>Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.


Wasn't that the guy whose emails/DMs with Sondeland showed he was pushing this interpretation in attempt to get Sondeland to confirm it, as it, he was attempting to entrap Sondeland?

Taylor is/was working with Schiff likely.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

374 Your treasure is in the heaven. Heaven is not New Jersey.
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Wanna bet!

Posted by: The Situation at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Z6ORw)

375 I think you could easily get kicked off a jury by insisting that it's vitally important that you stay on it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (YOhRS)

376 Say something racist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

OMG the last time I had to sit through the grinding axe of jury selection, a woman kept arguing with the judge that because her sister was a drug addict, this case would be too traumatizing to her as it was about an illegal trafficking in meth. She wouldn't shut the hell up and I think that the judge would have slapped her if he could've gotten away with it. BTW, I was not selected. Must have been the look on my face that said "Of course he's guilty, just look at him!".

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (oiNtH)

377 I'm going down, they're ALL coming with me."
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)


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I just want a full list of who WE paid off when congress was abusing and harassing pages in congress.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (jUVms)

378 And those "sit downs" won't be the same as they would with George Snuffalopagus or Dana Bash or Jake (spit!) Tapper.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (4ZE6o)

379 Where I live you can get called every 3 years for JD. I got one years ago and like clockwork I get called every 3 freaking years. I run a business and it's a royal pain. I know people who've never been called that are in their 70's. Last one I got called in and got dismissed quickly when they asked what I thought about pit bulls. I did get my 9 dollar per diem! Woohoo!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (0W3mK)

380 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.

Yeah the carefully leaked section has them all overjoyed, even though its worthless and silly. Allahpundit and David French are going nuts.

Sometimes when I see something come out I go "huh, this might be a problem" but this one just makes me laugh out loud.

Somebody says that some other guy told him what someone meant.

And that's your big win? That's the bombshell? That's what you think will sink a president??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

381 Jury duty I tell the judge the system is corrupt siting cases debra milke and jodie ariens as examples of prosecutorial misconduct and have to find the defendant not guilty under jury nullification which supreme court has ruled constitutional but said don't tell the jury!

Posted by: raimondo at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (nvOKc)

382 You could easily get kicked off a jury by insisting that New Jersey is heaven.

This is known.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (XzT/D)

383 This is what makes me nervous. The Turtle is a conniving little fucker, and he's not on Trump's side.



You have to ask what would the Red Chinese want.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (TuUK9)

384 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (FiUMj)
*******
Don't know how to break it to you & MSM, It doesn't matter what Trump said, what Sondland said or what Catcher Bill Taylor said they said. PDT can do those things. NEXT

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (BqBId)

385 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (FiUMj)
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I think this is Trump's 104th impeachment in the press.

They've got him now. Wheels are coming off.
[End_of_macro]

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (YOhRS)

386 Durham is clearly a Russian asset. How can you people not see it!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (2I33r)

387 >>380 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.

Is it making "The Face?"

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (XzT/D)

388 Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.

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And he was sick at Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors last night?

Seriously, I can see why democrats are excluding republicans from these interviews, and why they won't hold a vote.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (YslsA)

389 why do people think McConnell wants Trump out of office?

all the GOPes know that DJT is wildly popular with the republican base...and a lot of blue collar democrats.

A Trump-hating McConnell doesn't sound viable.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (kD8Fh)

390 This is what makes me nervous. The Turtle is a conniving little fucker, and he's not on Trump's side.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (AzW6q)




Sure, but Trump is good for Mitch. He is feeding him conservative judges as fast as Mitch can shove them through the senate. Some day historians will refer to the newly re-judged as the McConell court.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (HALdu)

391 From a man who hates trump and was more or less fired

Yeah its hearsay testimony about conjecture, from a disgruntled ex-employee.

That's the best they got. That's their smoking gun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

392 You could easily get kicked off a jury by insisting that New Jersey is heaven.

This is known.

Good; You try that next time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:08 PM (WI7YS)

393 What that Sondeland said doesn't amount to hearsay?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:08 PM (YOhRS)

394 I get called for jury duty every year but never get picked. hubby git picked once and got himself shown out the door after declaring, well yes, pedophiles should be hanged - why are we wasting our time here..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

395 Wasn't that the guy whose emails/DMs with
Sondeland showed he was pushing this interpretation in attempt to get
Sondeland to confirm it, as it, he was attempting to entrap Sondeland?



Taylor is/was working with Schiff likely.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

Yeah. He began, "as we discussed on the phone . . . ," a clear attempt to get a textual record favorable to a certain cause. Sondelan, explicitly denied his interpretation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:09 PM (jYnPD)

396 >>If he thinks he can get away with convicting, then he will. The Senate GOP will be MORE than happy to cooperate, if given the go-ahead. I think that is why he's said he'd drag a Senate trial out for a long time - not because it harms Democrats, but because it provides time to grind down the President's popularity enough to potentially make conviction look like a survivable proposition.

According to guys like Jordan, Biggs, Meadows and others nearly every single witness Schiff has called so far has punched enormous holes in Schiff's fantasy. In fact, best I can tell Taylor is the first one who hasn't.

Which of course is why Schiff is doing all this behind closed doors. If the Trump is impeached which is by no means a sure thing the Senate will done in public with Trump having lawyers with subpoena powers and they will be able to cross examine. All in public.

I'm not seeing that being real damaging to Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

397 I was on one jury, I enjoyed the experience. But I'm kind of a sick f.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 05:09 PM (LOq4H)

398 Raimondo - I would be honored to have you on my jury the next time I get felonious.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (lwiT4)

399 Your treasure is in the heaven. Heaven is not New Jersey.
Posted by: Zod


He's not wrong...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (AM1GF)

400 Trump is also the Turtle's wife's boss, fwiw.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (1XNk8)

401 Joe Scarborough is mentally ill. Now he's looking at Bolton as a hero, and says he wants to add Bolton's portrait next to Mueller's on his and Mika's living room wall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)


The banjo kid from Deliverance's portrait should be there. Do those Low IQ homewreckers still regard that senile shitstain, Mueller, as a hero?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (y7DUB)

402 389 why do people think McConnell wants Trump out of office?

all the GOPes know that DJT is wildly popular with the republican base...and a lot of blue collar democrats.

A Trump-hating McConnell doesn't sound viable.
Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (kD8Fh)

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Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)

403 I work with a Trump-hating democrat female and she is saying nothing at all about this impeachment circus.

I went to an event surrounded by Trump-haters and not one brought any of this b.s. up.

This impeachment circus seems to be taking place for the benefit of Gaslight Inc. and their fellow travelers.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (kD8Fh)

404 Getting out of jury duty will depend on the judge. I've seen the full range. Some judges, you can forget about it. They won't put up with any shit. Not good idea to test them. I didn't try because I didn't want to lie. I was happy to serve on the first jury. It was a good experience. By the third time, I was done. But I answered every voir dire question honestly, and that was that.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (H8QX8)

405 Tell them you are running for jury foreman because you have watched 12 Angry Men and My Cousin Vinny and Perry Mason.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)

406 >>According to guys like Jordan, Biggs, Meadows and others nearly every single witness Schiff has called so far has punched enormous holes in Schiff's fantasy. In fact, best I can tell Taylor is the first one who hasn't.

This does not matter.

>>Which of course is why Schiff is doing all this behind closed doors. If the Trump is impeached which is by no means a sure thing the Senate will done in public with Trump having lawyers with subpoena powers and they will be able to cross examine. All in public.

This does not matter.

>>I'm not seeing that being real damaging to Trump.

Correct. Incorrect. It does not matter.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (XzT/D)

407 Yeah its hearsay testimony about conjecture, from a disgruntled ex-employee.

That's the best they got. That's their smoking gun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

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Before we're done spinning, Taylor will have said he personally saw blowing Putin.

Posted by: MSM at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (FiUMj)

408 Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)


Mia Love's defeat in UT indicates otherwise. She was a NTer.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (kD8Fh)

409 >>Correct. Incorrect. It does not matter.

Go wax your balls, Zod.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

410
Sure, but Trump is good for Mitch. He is feeding him conservative judges as fast as Mitch can shove them through the senate. Some day historians will refer to the newly re-judged as the McConell court.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (HALdu)

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Pence will do the same.

McConnell will do what's best for his faction of the Party. He would like to remove Trump, but at this time it's not feasible. If it looks feasible at some point down the road, he'll knife the President in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

411 387 >>380 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.

Is it making "The Face?"
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (XzT/D)

I don't want to see that on Brian Stelter. God no.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)

412 If you really want off the jury, ask the DA:
"Exactly why are we here? What type of Judicial System do we have? What type do you champion yourself? Are we looking to rehabilitate? Or are we here seeking to Punish? How does one serve Justice and one Not?"

"Because, if you don't know I can't answer these questions you have for me.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (fjX/+)

413 Juan Williams. Bless his heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM

Anyone seen the Bless The Harts show on Fox? From the looks of it is an animated shot at us deplorables but I could be wrong?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (0W3mK)

414 Mother Superior would like to see you.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (FhXTo)

415 If he thinks he can get away with convicting, then he will. The Senate GOP will be MORE than happy to cooperate, if given the go-ahead. I think that is why he's said he'd drag a Senate trial out for a long time - not because it harms Democrats, but because it provides time to grind down the President's popularity enough to potentially make conviction look like a survivable proposition.

According to guys like Jordan, Biggs, Meadows and others nearly every single witness Schiff has called so far has punched enormous holes in Schiff's fantasy. In fact, best I can tell Taylor is the first one who hasn't.

Which of course is why Schiff is doing all this behind closed doors. If the Trump is impeached which is by no means a sure thing the Senate will done in public with Trump having lawyers with subpoena powers and they will be able to cross examine. All in public.

I'm not seeing that being real damaging to Trump.
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Impeachment is a political process. The whole last 3 years has been an attempt to grind Trump's popularity to the point for the republican senators had political cover to vote for it. Hell, they think the evangelicals would jump at the chance for president Pence and are shocked more support hasn't bled off.

Truth is, people don't want to be ruled by a deep state uniparty mob. Our votes count. Trump won. He stays until the next election. And then stays another 4.

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (47N8P)

416 This is what makes me nervous. The Turtle is a conniving little fucker, and he's not on Trump's side.

Trump hired Turtle's wife as Sec of Transportation because she is utterly corrupt and has relatives profiting mightily from Chinese trade that Elaine Chao can orchestrate on the regulation and policy side.

Chao gets to keep the money flowing if Turtle keeps the judges flowing.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (lD3vL)

417 This will go on your permanent record.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (FhXTo)

418 Have there been instances of Mitch not supporting Trump? Honest question. Truthfully I don't pay much attention to this crap.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (lwiT4)

419 Pretty sure you can't interview these two while Jimmy Carter's in the hospital.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (Y9zp1)

420 Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)
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They must be incredibly stupid to think that. The GOP primary field in 2016 had what, 17 or 18 people in it? Most of them squishy squibs like Jeb! and Pierre DeLickMe and the rest of them?

Trump curbstomped all of them, and the deplorables are the reason why. There isn't a snowflakes chance in hell that any of the squibs have become more popular in the last 3 years.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 05:14 PM (oGBso)

421 If you really want off the jury, ask the DA:

"Exactly why are we here? What type of Judicial System do we have?
What type do you champion yourself? Are we looking to rehabilitate?
Or are we here seeking to Punish? How does one serve Justice and one
Not?"



"Because, if you don't know I can't answer these questions you have for me.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (fjX/+)

and end with, "I will not stay here and let you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"

Posted by: Brother Otter, pre-med pre-law what's the difference? at October 22, 2019 05:14 PM (q1Pj5)

422 >>Go wax your balls, Zod.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

(Waxes balls. Admires them with mirror).

Now. Now you will worship. Do it gently, as you have been taught.

(Sighs, lights hookah).

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:14 PM (XzT/D)

423 386 Durham is clearly a Russian asset. How can you people not see it!

Waiting for Hillary to confirm it.

Posted by: Syzygy at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (B3kya)

424 Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.


Is Sondland dead or something?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (TuUK9)

425 Good prosecutors ask do ask questions where they already know the answers, but cannot yet sufficiently prove those answers to others.

I hope for the sake of our nation that Durham can connect the dots with evidence to spare and that Barr is not afraid of future retaliation from a Dem administration (which is a very real fear).

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (RZIhl)

426 Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)

Mia Love's defeat in UT indicates otherwise. She was a NTer.
Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (kD8Fh)


I left the ballot blank for Rob Portman the last time he ran and plan on doing it again. Fuck the GOP if they think they don't have to earn my vote. They've gotten away with that shit too goddamn long.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (y7DUB)

427 Re: sidebar Amber Heard.

She's not a pioneer or a groundbreaker when it comes to defending the female nipple.

someone should tell her about the 1970s.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (kD8Fh)

428 Gayer than small dick porn.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (q177U)

429 "If you really want off the jury, ask the DA:
'Exactly why are we here? What type of Judicial System do we have?'"

The judge is not amused. Contempt of court! Three days in jail!

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (eAZVt)

430 So basically Taylor was relaying a story about Sonderland's one time at band camp story. LOLGTFO

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (0W3mK)

431 Have there been instances of Mitch not supporting Trump? Honest question. Truthfully I don't pay much attention to this crap.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (lwiT4)

-------

He blocked every piece of major legislation from the (R) House, with the exception of the tax bill (which he wanted).

75% of the House bills died in committee during that first two years.

He has slow-walked every non-judicial confirmation in order to hamper Trump forming a government.

He is not on our team. He is on Team Uniparty second, and Team Mitch first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

432 Raimondo - I would be honored to have you on my jury the next time I get felonious.

"Your Honor, we have nine votes for 'Guilty', two votes 'Not Guilty' and one vote for 'Pizza Party, Pizza Party'.

"Request motion to eject the idiot and redeliberate."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (ykYG2)

433 noody

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

434 Your treasure is in the heaven. Heaven is not New Jersey.
Posted by: Zod

We already discussed my treasure yesterday, Zoddie

I never suggested NJ is heaven. I just said the world hasn't ended and I'm not in hell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (WI7YS)

435 i was on a jury, once.

3 days of my life wasted on two drunken illegal aliens.

FTS.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Kyj0g)

436 >>Gayer than small dick porn.


What is a Vespa?

Let's stay with Messenger Bags and Crocs and .... for $400.

Posted by: garrett on Jeopardy at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (fjX/+)

437 Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker




They bet wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (ftdxp)

438 *warms up*

Ahem.

Mememememmeeeeeeeeeee!

Okay, cool.

Nood.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (qC1Sy)

439 In the 1970s my aunt would tell me about BBQ's she attended where some of the women went topless. I thought that was SO GROSS, and still do.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (kD8Fh)

440 Back in 2007, 2008 when some people who wanted to split from the GOP started playing around with the name "Tea Party", we were told that if we go 3rd party, the Dems will always win, and we didn't want that, did we?

If the GOP is in the process of taking out somebody who is not actually interested in how much ground he's conceding to the libs, there is no use for them. There never was (from 2007 on) any use for them.

When they cajoled us with "pick the most conservative candidate who can appeal to the middle (the most MOR)" and gave us McCain and Romney as "next up" candidates, it made some sense. Especially for the united goal of keeping the Dems from winning.

If the Republicans can just cede the first ever removal of a President on the a theory about interpreting crimes in just such an astral alignment, that party deserves to die.

And when they say "But Democrats will WIN!" We can just show the road of betrayal and say they should be okay with that--ESPECIALLY the NeverTrumpers who say VOTE WITH THE DEMS until the GOP's only fighter is gone.

They've shown their colors. I've got some dust on sandals to knock off.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (YOhRS)

441 "You have to let me serve on this Jury, I just had my balls waxed!"

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (fjX/+)

Posted by: giant alien phallus from Zeta Reticuli! So it MUST be true! at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (Dh1wo)

443 Mia Love was a neverTrumer? Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (jUVms)

444 No Democrats will go to prison.

The end.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (l9m7l)

445 Suzy is talking about me??

Posted by: giant alien phallus from Zeta Reticuli! So it MUST be true! at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Dh1wo)

446 Horde re: jury duty = hilarious. Although i might not take all of your suggestions I can't afford a few days in the pokey.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (oiNtH)

447 Sondland, knew the first rule of fight club, not to be discussing confidential info out in the open, consequently they've mounted a spontaneous boycott against his hotels,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (x+C/t)

448 Mia Love was a neverTrumer? Yikes.

She is Mormon so of course she is a back stabbing, traitorous RINO.

What Mormon politician isn't loathsome ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (lD3vL)

449 You're out of order!
You're out of order!

The whole trial is out of order!

Posted by: Fritz at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (kLDv+)

450 >>>There really is little in this world that shitting you pants won't get you out of.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (fjX/+)

Puts a damper on surprise anal

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (q177U)

451 I'm late here, so somebody's probably made the point, but a "request" can very quickly turn into a subpoena, or an arrest. One can refuse to speak- i.e. plead the fifth (unless granted immunity and then compelled). In Brennan's case, it will be a perjury trap. If he's wise, he'll say nothing and/or not recall a lot. It will also benefit his lawyer/defense because the questions will likely tip off what they have on him.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (87EdW)

452 Should tell him he doesnt need a lawyer. Its just a friendly chat.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (YIMAA)

453 Easter Island called. Said "Nope, we're full up".

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 09:18 PM (RuIsu)

454 No self employed individual wants to get fucked with jury duty. Juries consist of gov employees and retirees. If you want off just tell the judge you hate lawyers.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 22, 2019 11:47 PM (Jj+59)

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