Good News: British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal Rules Against Jonathan, aka "Jennifer," Yaniv;
The Man is Ordered to Pay the Women Legal Costs, and Rules They Do Not Have to Touch His Dirty Pervert Balls

Has Canada gotten saner while the US further crazifies?

The Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms (JCCF.ca) is pleased to announce that the BC Human Rights Tribunal has ruled in favour of home estheticians' right to refuse to handle male genitalia against their will.

The decision noted, "human rights legislation does not require a service provider to wax a type of genitals they are not trained for and have not consented to wax."

This ruling is a bit narrow.

Canada is busy creating new alleged "human rights," but won't ever rule on what happens when its constantly-multiplying "human rights" come into conflict -- like when a trans person's alleged right to force the world to pretend he's a gender he's not comes into a conflict with a woman's right not to handle a strange man's meat.


Canada has a very stupid little maxim about this: There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum.

But obviously there's a conflict here, and the tribunal must choose between Yaniv's alleged "right" get his nasty scote fondled and women's right not be forced into de facto prositution.

But the tribunal is claiming, no, there's no conflict; the women consented to touch one type of genitals, not another. They're saying that while trans loons' "human rights" would usually be equal to a woman's right not to touch a man's schlong, even if being paid to do so, there is no such conflict here, because the stores did not offer to touch all genitals, just a particular type.

They're making this as narrow as possible to avoid refuting their stupid "all 'human rights' are precisely equal to one another, even the 'human rights' we made up two years ago" rule.

Presumably, then, if a post-op trans person comes in and says "touch my fake genitals," no women would have the right to avoid touching what is, in fact, still a man.

They also say the women weren't "trained" to wax a man's groin (which I think really means the pudendum), and so forcing the women to perform this odd service would present a "health risk" to the public.

That's a lot of bullshit. I mean, I'll take any bullshit to stop Yaniv, but this bullshit is offered in service of something I disagree with: That were it not for this bullshit "public health" rationale, the women would be forced to touch a man's penis, because that man says he's woman and so he's a woman.

The bullshit is offered to avoid goring a sacred cow of the sexual left, the transsupremacists, and, of course, David "Blessing of Liberty" French.

The decision further found that the complainant [Jonathan] Yaniv "engaged in improper conduct", "filed complaints for improper purposes", and concluded Yaniv's testimony was "disingenuous and self-serving." Finally, noted the Tribunal, Yaniv was "evasive and argumentative and contradicted [himself]" while giving evidence.

...

Yaniv identifies as a woman but possesses male genitalia. In March 2018 Yaniv approached the estheticians and requested a “Brazilian” to remove pubic hair from the groin area. When the estheticians refused to provide the requested service due to a lack of personal comfort, safety concerns, a lack of training, and/or religious objections, Yaniv filed complaints against them alleging discrimination based on gender identity and gender expression. In total, Yaniv filed 15 complaints against various estheticians in the Vancouver area seeking as much as $15,000 in damages against each esthetician.

Yaniv has made numerous public comments against immigrants. At the hearings, Yaniv contended that immigrants use their religion to discriminate against trans people because they refused to wax the male genitals of those who identify as women.

...

The Tribunal ordered costs against Yaniv in the amount of $2000.00 payable to each of Ms. Benipal, Ms. DaSilva, and Mrs. Hehar Gill.

That's nothing. For one thing, Yaniv will never pay this. For another, one of the businesses was already forced to close due to the tribunal's prior legal action against it.

Is $2000 enough to get the business up and running again? I don't think so.

And what of the next transactivist who exploits Canada's bizarre "human rights tribunals" to force their delusions down other business owner's and other citizens' throats?

They'll also have to go through years of expensive and brutal process. And then, maybe, one day a court will order a judgment-proof deadbeat to give them a couple of grand. (Canadian grand, too.)

Thanks to JackStraw.

Bonus:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:20 PM




Comments

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1 Wooohoo.. I'll call 'em.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (so+oy)

2 Smooth Tranny Ballz

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (RUnSJ)

3 No pervy ball touching allowed!

They should put that sign on the front of their shop.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (so+oy)

4 what in the absolute fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (KP5rU)

5 Waxing ones balls must be more painful than a Brazilian bikini wax..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

6 "Has Canada gotten saner while the US further crazifies?"

I'm so proud of Canada for finally catching up to us by electing a black Prime Minister.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)

7 265 You will now receive instruction from Zod.

He who slings mud, loses ground. As the Marines instruct in basic training, Do Not Worry About What He Is Trying To Do To You; Do Unto Him, And It'll All Work Out.

This kind of pitty-pat homo-slap faggoty silliness is beneath intelligent, determined humans. The petty newts-eye-for-a-newts-eye sandbox absurdity is counterproductive. It is defensive. It advertises weakness. It invites domination.

There are sufficient statistics to disprove socialism. The Odd Coalition can be defeated by Americans willing to stand up and say "Your destructive, perverse agenda is not tolerable. You must leave or accept the ass-whipping. Perhaps then you will understand that you are Less."

Raise your hand if you've ever confronted an asshole whose anti-human agenda offended your space.

(Zod raises hand).

I have. I will.

Say you will, too.

Do it. Do It Now.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (XzT/D)

8 Isn't that due the child molester guy who hosts topless pool parties?

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (q177U)

9 Bad News: Pierre Trudeau's party is back in power and so he stays as PM despite being an international laughingstock with a falling eyebrow, a cosplay douchebag, and a blatantly, openly corrupt politician.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

10 >>They also say the women weren't "trained" to wax a man's groin (which I think really means the pudendum)



Well, you're the expert on taint waxing and anal bleaching...I will take your word for it.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (fjX/+)

11 This is nice and all, but Mr. Yaniv is merely getting a $6000 slap on the wrist.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (KCruE)

12 ZOD

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (KP5rU)

13 Th

Posted by: CliffClavin at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (dyCMp)

14 We need to build a bigger wall.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (yRAFu)

15 What are the chances this pervert *doesn't* commit some sort of sex crime in the near future? Society needs to be protected from psychopaths like him.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

16 >>Waxing ones balls must be more painful than a Brazilian bikini wax.


Depends on how warm the room is, I guess?


Ace can enlighten us.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (fjX/+)

17 I'm oddly turned on by ZOD's instructions...i think i'll go have lunch now.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (a0IVu)

18 Personally I think this kind of nuisance lawfare should carry a heavier penalty than paying legal fees. Some kind of personal penalty for trying to abuse the system as a weapon, like jail time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

19 I saw Violent Femmes play with Dirty Pervert Balls and They Might Be Giants in San Francisco.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (jYnPD)

20 Sanity. From Canada. Who'd a thought?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (ycWCI)

21 Hey Ace.. what's with your new (??) interest in etymology?

Had an English teacher in high school who's thing was etymology. He was a tough bastard.. for homework, gave us ten words a night to research and memorize.

Obviously, this was not a public school, where the teachers mostly had not ever heard the word etymology!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (so+oy)

22 If all human rights were "on equal footing," then hate speech would not exist.

It can only exist if the human right to free expression is subordinate.

What a bunch of poser hacks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (LWu6U)

23 Good news after the insanity from the Tx jury ruling.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (vgGyZ)

24 It's not new - ace has always been a big fan of insects.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (oZ6kz)

25 >>If all human rights were "on equal footing," then hate speech would not exist.


I thought they were on the metric System up there?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (fjX/+)

26 Yeah, that's the problem with tribunals, the want to tribune and that frequently makes life tougher.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

27 Let pervy Jonathan know that he can still have those pubes removed by the spa, but instead of wax - they'll use a cheese grater.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (Gvpa/)

28 The obvious answer is mandatory classes to teach how to wax women's penises.


Posted by: qzy at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (8+5U/)

29 24 It's not new - ace has always been a big fan of insects.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (oZ6kz)

Sometimes he grooms the other ewoks for tasty bits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)

30 Johnny boy needs to find Beto's amazing cow he wrote so fondly of... the cow (so long as you worship it, apparently) will wax, buff AND shine your balls and ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (AzW6q)

31 I will, as ZOD wills it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (jYnPD)

32 $6000 in punitive fines is not a fur coat, but Yaniv's ballsack on the other hand...

Posted by: Mrs. Benipal, Mrs. Dasilva and Mrs. Hehar-Gill at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (KCruE)

33 Jennifer Juniper, lives upon a bump
Jennifer Juniper, has an extra stump

Posted by: Donovan at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

34 I am so very sorry for that dad in Texas. Beyond heartbreaking.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (q177U)

35 24 It's not new - ace has always been a big fan of insects.
Posted by: Broseidon
......

How the hell did I KNOW that joke would come up here???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (so+oy)

36 On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

37 Anything called a tribunal has no place in a free country. Any country with things called tribunals is not free.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (nb5D1)

38 Christopher, it's Justin Trudeau. Not Pierre.

The Liberals and NDP lost a lot of seats. And after this coalition, they'll lose a lot more.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (4wTdg)

39 My stores would touch all genitals.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

40 36 On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

Like the Battle of the Somme- long, bloody and does not accomplish much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)

41 On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.
Posted by: joncelli
.......

It's not the shaving that's bad.. it's when the hair starts growing back that gets really bad!

*Don't ask me how I know this..*

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:28 PM (so+oy)

42 >>On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.

That's fine.

When you start wondering about shaving someone else's ball sack they you've got a problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

43 What is the distinction between this and baking a cake? Besides the obvious. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (iCVx5)

44 Justine lost the popular vote but won the election. I call for an end to the Canadian election system!!!!!!!! Cuz unfair!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (FiUMj)

45 This is absolutely horrible, we as True Conservatives cannot stand silently by while people are denied their Blessings of Liberty, it's not who we are! We must take action NOW!!!

Posted by: The French Davidian at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KCruE)

46 Meanwhile Canada has a women's world Champion speed cyclist who is a guy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (9YKBM)

47 "There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum."
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I know reasonably bright nine year-olds who'd spot the problem with this idea immediately.

This is Idiocracy manifest.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

48 >>When you start wondering about shaving someone else's ball sack they you've got a problem.


What you mean 'We' Kemosabee?

Posted by: Tanto at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (fjX/+)

49 I am so very sorry for that dad in Texas. Beyond heartbreaking.
Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (q177U)

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Oh no. Not that again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)

50 Christopher, it's Justin Trudeau. Not Pierre.

Same douchebag, different generation. And he's still in office, no matter how many seats his party lost. I'm just so sick of people being reelected despite being so completely unworthy of even being a toilet seat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

51 On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
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Drafty?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (BLD7q)

52 Rip it, rip it good.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (M+Lyo)

53 The obvious answer is mandatory classes to teach how to wax women's penises.


Posted by: qzy at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM


Don't give them ideas. This will become mandatory licensing requirement.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (ejd/p)

54 >>What is the distinction between this and baking a cake?


Hairy Taint Wins!

Posted by: WalMart Cakes at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (fjX/+)

55 Same douchebag, different generation. And he's still in office, no matter how many seats his party lost. I'm just so sick of people being reelected despite being so completely unworthy of even being a toilet seat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

___

This is about me, right?

Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

56 There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum.

Yeah, this is the beginning of the erosion of rights entirely. If you promote a lesser right over a greater one, you've destroyed the entire concept of rights and its just a power struggle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

57 'On three, okay?'


Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (fjX/+)

58 This is absolutely horrible, we as True Conservatives cannot stand silently by while people are denied their Blessings of Liberty, it's not who we are! We must take action NOW!!!
Posted by: The French Davidian at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KCruE)

This. It's almost as well spoken as something Mitt Romney would say. Beautiful.

Posted by: Lucky Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (KCruE)

59 This is about me, right?
Posted by: Romney


Not yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

60 #I'mwithZOD

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)

61


Here's Canadian progress...

"And you knew that Ms. Murphy has argued that trans women should not be allowed into women's locker rooms ... bathrooms or prisons, and that allowing people to self-declare their legal gender will "nullify women's rights." You knew all of that? "

Jeezus H Christ...

Progress at any cost, even going after the balls of young boys, for progress, you see.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (cwTf9)

62 >> There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum.



Now do 'Fairness'.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (fjX/+)

63 "There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum."

-
I heard the term "unsustainable" somewhere.

Posted by: Donovan at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (+y/Ru)

64 This sounds like the fat tranny just pissed off the tribunal and they used their arbitrary power to punish him.

A more sympathetic tranny probably would have gotten the ruling he wanted.

This is not good new, it is more arbitrary power over wielded by these make believe authorities. Good news would be if the memebers of the tribunal announced that they were all idiots and dangerous to society and then joined some order in the north country, hopefully one with vow of silence, in repentance for their very existence.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (LWu6U)

65 if the NDP werent a bunch of arrogant tossers, the Grits and Minstrel Show Justin would have run away with the election.

Canada is very left wing.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (Rthly)

66 Wax your balls and chalk your stick.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (88+cf)

67 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (cEsBM)

68 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.

Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

69 Same douchebag, different generation. And he's still in office, no matter how many seats his party lost. I'm just so sick of people being reelected despite being so completely unworthy of even being a toilet seat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

___

This is about me, right?
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

Mitt Romney is far to virtuous and principled to belong in the group of people this troll is describing.

#istandwithmitt

Posted by: Lucky Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (KCruE)

70 shame... if he had only trans-ed up when he was 7, his mommy could have cut his balls off

Posted by: jb at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (17k76)

71 What are the chances this pervert *doesn't* commit some sort of sex crime in the near future? Society needs to be protected from psychopaths like him.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (eAZVt)


Isn't this the guy who was caught on Twitter trying to get a young teen girl (13ish?) to let him help her with tampons? Or is that another perv?

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (al6UK)

72 Another weakness in the Canadian ruling against Yaniv is that a large portion of it is based on the copious evidence of his anti-immigrant and anti-nonwhite animus.

I'm not a big fan of "if were " hypotheticals, but if the estheticians in question had been mostly white Christians rather than mostly Indian Sikhs, I wonder how differently the ruling would have come out.

Posted by: Alex at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (vshng)

73 >>I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.


I never understood this.

As a pinball player, I have always assumed you just cleaned your balls and you waxed your playfield.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (fjX/+)

74 If you want your balls touched, head over to the Pierre Delecto Scrote House.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (iCVx5)

75 >> There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum.



Now do 'Fairness'.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (fjX/+)
-----------------------------------


Now "Justice"

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (oGBso)

76 And you knew that Ms. Murphy has argued that trans women should not be allowed into women's locker rooms ... bathrooms or prisons, and that allowing people to self-declare their legal gender will "nullify women's rights." You knew all of that?

Which is true... so what's the point of this fool again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

77 bbbbut they have FREEEEEEE** health care!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)

78 Isn't this the guy who was caught on Twitter trying to get a young teen girl (13ish?) to let him help her with tampons? Or is that another perv?
Posted by: G. Gnome at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM

Same perv.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (ejd/p)

79 >>I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.


Wow. Those places usually require an appointment. They had room for a Walk - In?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (fjX/+)

80 They waxed Richard's balls on the Stern radio show. I found it to be hilarious to my shame.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (9YKBM)

81 If the stores do not offer to touch all genitals, they are committing discrimination and bigotry.

Sue!

Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (hF2Cx)

82 sorry for so many typos, I am a bit incoherent today. (I need more coffee, it is 4:00AM and I am doing my day job now so I can put a floor in my kitchen later.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (LWu6U)

83 What are the chances this pervert *doesn't* commit some sort of sex crime in the near future?

What are the chances he has not already?

Anyone else here remember washing your mouse balls?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

84 Yeah, parliamentary democracy is a real pain. But to me, and a lot of other people, Canada is looking less like a nation and more like an argument. Alberta and Saskatchewan nearly unanimously rejected the Liberals, while Trudeau will probably return the favor by cancelling his support for oil pipelines. But this will only weaken the Canadian economy while causing profound Western alienation. At a time of vast American prosperity.

There are great advantages to anyone looking to encourage populism in Canada.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (4wTdg)

85 74 If you want your balls touched, head over to the Pierre Delecto Scrote House.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (iCVx5)

TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL

Posted by: Pierre Delecto Scrote House at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

86 Isn't this the guy who was caught on Twitter trying to get a young teen girl (13ish?) to let him help her with tampons?
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Yepper. Ephebephile FTW.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (BLD7q)

87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

Very powerful and well put, Senator. It's in moments like these that we are reminded why we elected you: to reach across the aisle in this age of divisiveness.

Posted by: Lucky Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (KCruE)

88 I'm not a big fan of "if were " hypotheticals, but if the estheticians in question had been mostly white Christians rather than mostly Indian Sikhs, I wonder how differently the ruling would have come out.
Posted by: Alex at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (vshng)

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Wait what? You mean there are non-Asian estheticians in the world?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)

89 Errata to comment #72: "I'm not a big fan of 'if were ' hypotheticals" should read "I'm not a big fan of 'if X were Y' hypotheticals." I put angle brackets around 'X' and 'Y' in the first comment, forgot that those are read as HTML tags here.

Posted by: Alex at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (vshng)

90 >>TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL


That was cruel.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (fjX/+)

91 Interesting article over at Zero Hedge, "Has Pierre Delecto killed Mitt Romney's Career?".... and I'm inclined to agree that it has. Now, nothing will happen to Romney in the short term, he'll still be a Utah Senator until 2024. But I don't think he even runs for re-election after this, and I don't think he ever runs for anything else again. This showed him to be exactly as bad and duplicitous as all of us believed he was, and any opponent could have a field day in any election contest with this stuff, no matter how far off in the future.

Romney will hang around stinking like 3 day old fish, but politically he's finished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (Kpl3J)

92 87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

Very powerful and well put, Senator. It's in moments like these that we are reminded why we elected you: to reach across the aisle in this age of divisiveness.
Posted by: Lucky Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (KCruE)

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FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by: Jonah G at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)

93 I don't think the waxing part would be bad.
It's the next part that worries me.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (88+cf)

94 Breathtaking

Posted by: Dr Evil at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (fjX/+)

95 The whole Trans issue is such a colossal test case for "conservatism", or ordered liberty, or whatever the hell you want to call it.

Why should the gov't be forcing anyone to accept or not accept anything?

"Trans women in bathrooms".... well, leave it up to the owner of the bathroom.

"Wax my lady-balls" ... uh.... no? Find someone who will?

Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (AURKQ)

96 Yaniv will move on to the next bid for attention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

97 Oh Pierre, please do shut up. If it's Trudeau's girly socks you like, you are wealthy enough to buy a whole boat load for yourself. Some kind of coincidence that both Obama and Pierre endorses the same guy.

Almost makes you think that Mitt threw the election purposefully for TFG.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

98 I'm sorry, but this idiot ruined people's livelihoods and he only has to pay out $2000 each.
This is not justice, it's a joke.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (wiXsO)

99 68 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

I like the cut of his jib.

Posted by: Pierre True Doelicta at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (Izzlo)

100 Do not be declawed by your honorable upbringing. Your heritage as the product of a family that insisted on manners and reticence is leveraged by ideological bullies who will master you. You are not accustomed to "making a scene." You will be left shaking your head. They will have your milk money. They will be smiling. You will be ashamed.

Find a way to put an "ON" switch to your indignation. Effect action. Make A Scene.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (XzT/D)

101
There are great advantages to anyone looking to encourage populism in Canada.
Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (4wTdg)

Canada needs to break up. There are no more good arguments for it remaining a single nation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)

102 Wait what? You mean there are non-Asian estheticians in the world?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM


"You need taint waxed...that why you not have boyfriend...only $5 more...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (ejd/p)

103 There's all sorts of twatter and other social media postings that Jonathon with the Hairy Balls was targeting underage females (real females) and talking dirty to them about their periods.

Seems like somebody ought to do a sting on him like Chris Whatshisname used to do on NBC.

You think you're meeting up with a 13 year old virgin? Haha meet Chris the Honeypot for Perverted Pricks.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (oGBso)

104 Pierre Delecto will be forgotten by tomorrow. It didn't really make the MSM either, it was more of a political nerd thing. The LIVs were unaware.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (FiUMj)

105 Most places have a Back, Sack and Crack special.


Ask me how I know.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (fjX/+)

106 The ancient right of citizens to define marriage, the fundamental building block of society, was stripped from us by a rogue court, which justice Scalia correctly called 'a judicial putsch'.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (XeB9R)

107 What if the genitals in question aren't exactly, you know, human?

Posted by: Beatoff O'Jerksock, Furry Anti-Defamation League at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (sWM8x)

108 It's not the shaving that's bad.. it's when the hair starts growing back that gets really bad!

It is, how do you say, not comfortable. But Mrs. Goldberg and Mrs. French, they're fascinated by the bare scrotum.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ZGrMX)

109 I'm sorry, but I don't want anyone touching deez nutz if I am not absolutely certain that one wants to do it. even assuming I wanted a shave down there, why hit up an establishment that doesn't perform that service. sounds like a great way to get started as a mezzosoprano.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Rthly)

110 Meanwhile, Brexit gets nuttier and nuttier and who the hell knows what is going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)

111 68 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)


*goes out to buy shoe polish so I can get some preferential treatment for employment*

Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (hF2Cx)

112 Short etymology of some Dungeons and Dragons Classes

Sha'ir - means 'poet' in Arabic. Sha'ir were considered magical poets of the pre-Islamic Arab world, and often consulted as oracles.

Warlock - From Old English waerloga. Waer meaning fidelity or a compact, deriving from Old Norse varar (vow). Loga from the verb leogan meaning to lie. So literally, "oath-breaker." It took its modern definition, a male witch, in the 1600s in Scotland.

Druid - From the Latin druis, which derives from the Old Celtic derwos, meaning true, with the root coming from a word for tree, especially an oak (so true as in solid like oak). Wid meaning to know, from a root meaning to see. Dru-Wid - literally, "one who knows the oak."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

113 Cheri, I feel pretty sure both McCain and Mittens threw the election for our dusky emperor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

114 >>What if the genitals in question aren't exactly, you know, human?


Is fine.

Smooth Scrotumed Moose out Front should have told you.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (fjX/+)

115 Almost makes you think that Mitt threw the election purposefully for TFG.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (oiNtH)
----------------------------

Just like McCain. Brought Sarah on board as VP and immediately muzzled her when she tried to fulfill the VP role of pit bull.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (oGBso)

116 Stunning and brave

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (Izzlo)

117 It is going to keep going until everyone agrees there are five lights.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (HALdu)

118 from what I've seen, more than a few male pron guys go hairless. Don't know why, maybe the pron ladies like it more that way. But looks like shave, not wax.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ZqRa6)

119 67 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (cEsBM)

It is known as 'waxing the lede.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ycWCI)

120 113 Cheri, I feel pretty sure both McCain and Mittens threw the election for our dusky emperor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

and did so with dignity!

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

121 Ask me how I know.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (fjX/+)


You've been manscaped?

Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (hF2Cx)

122 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

123 The main thing we've learned is that blackface is not a bad thing any longer. Nobody can ever be condemned for it ever again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

124 You know, had Yaniv been found dead several years ago from a gunshot wound to the head, a lot of bother could have been avoided.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (E+OcO)

125 The Crowder live stream about YouTube is pretty damn huge.

If the Govt. doesn't start going after Google, we'll never have a fair election again. Ever.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

126 We talk Bewitched from time to time here.


I present, Erin Murphy, Tabitha Stevens all growed up. SFW.


https://tinyurl.com/yxtaf483

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (jYnPD)

127 Mitt definitely threw it.

Look how spooked he got when he realized after the first debate he had a legitimate chance of winning.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (sm6Pk)

128 104 Pierre Delecto will be forgotten by tomorrow. It didn't really make the MSM either, it was more of a political nerd thing. The LIVs were unaware.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (FiUMj)

But it's a knife across the throat of Romney every running in another election, since it is endless ammunition for any opponent. As I said, nothing will happen to Romney in the short term, and he'll be Senator til 2024. But that's it, and I think he'll choose to retire rather than go through any more elections.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

129 Just dip them in rubbing alcohol and light a match. Ball hair is instantly gone. There might may be some pain and redness.

Posted by: Jolo at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (WrMOC)

130
Jessica Yaniv also tried to host a transgender pool party for kids, with no parents allowed.

And people actually objected to it.

Many were even evangelical Christians.

It speaks to the fallen nature of Canadian society and faith that these people - in their blind partisan fervor - can't recognize a Blessing of Liberty when it's right in their faces.

Praise be to the Lord that the fine Americans in Dallas transcended tribalism in the Age of Trump, and blessed liberty by judicially kidnapping that seven year old boy and chemically castrating him, and throwing her deplorable father into Tolerance Camp, where all Trumpists belong.

I would make The Conservative Case for State-Ordered Sexual Mutilation of Schoolchildren, but these upstanding people made it for me.

Posted by: David French at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

131 Can't say Canada is any saner. After all they did just re-elect Justin "What Minority am I playing today" Trudeau

Posted by: Scuba Dude at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (4q/mG)

132 113 Cheri, I feel pretty sure both McCain and Mittens threw the election for our dusky emperor.
---------------------
Too Black to Fail.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (yRAFu)

133 I don't thing McCain had a shot in hell at winning the presidency. Everyone was opposed to Republicans at that point and he was pretty much disliked by all of humanity. Mitt... hard to say. Certainly he didn't even make the slightest effort to dispute the blatant voter fraud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

134 The Ukrainian ambassador may be the only witness
Schiff allows to publicly testify as he appears to help the Dems.
Not sure what to even make of this.

https://tinyurl.com/yxrvgjrd

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (wiXsO)

135 >>You've been manscaped?


Hah - No.

Friend's wife owns a Salon that does waxing. She's into the hard sale, apparently.

My question re. shaving has always been : Sure, you start with your balls, but where do you stop?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (fjX/+)

136 Jane - at another time and place, far, far away I wouldn't have believe it but I do whole heartedly now. I think that Palin was the only one not in on it and look how they turned on her. Ryan, another disgrace.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

137 Wax can get mighty hot if you're not careful. Second degree burn hot. Just saying.

Posted by: fly gal at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (8TdcF)

138 Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (AURKQ)

Because it's not about any of these things, it's about the coercion. Forcing someone to accept and repeat a lie weakens them against the next lie, and the next one.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (J+mig)

139 I present, Erin Murphy, Tabitha Stevens all growed up.

Still a cutie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

140 Between this freak and that horribly sad story below about the boy with the very deranged, mentally-ill mother and what she's doing to him makes me want to just up and vomit.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (JoUsr)

141 Just another example that porn hub has vids for any subject you can think of.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (9YKBM)

142 I had a testicular ultrasound once. Not kidding: the technician rubs some warm liquidy stuff on the jewels and then fondles them for about 20 minutes, getting them into place for the camera-thing.

She wasn't bad looking either. Glad I got a female. They flip your junk up and place a double-folded towel over it, in case anything inconvenient arises.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (1XNk8)

143 #I'mwithZOD

Posted by: nurse ratched

I want my Co-ExZod bumper sticker - stat!

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (32YRo)

144 Just like McCain. Brought Sarah on board as VP and immediately muzzled her when she tried to fulfill the VP role of pit bull.
----
I think it was more that he was steamed that she was more popular than he was. So he went into "petty and spiteful" mode.

Actually, it seems that was his default mode.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (BLD7q)

145 >>I had a testicular ultrasound once.


I like it when they hum.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (fjX/+)

146 There are great advantages to anyone looking to encourage populism in Canada.
Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (4wTdg)

Time for Alberta and Saskatchewan to push for annexation by the USA.

Everybody here "knows" that Alberta has a lot of oil and gas. But Saskatchewan does too; its development was retarded by years of socialist governments in SK. But that's in the past, now. Also Saskatchewan is sitting on (and exploiting) world-class resources of both potash and uranium.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (QugKX)

147 As I said, nothing will happen to Romney in the short term, and he'll be Senator til 2024. But that's it, and I think he'll choose to retire rather than go through any more elections.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

I wouldn't be surprised if he runs for President either in 2020 or '24.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (KCruE)

148 Wax My Balls, Bitch!

"We just want to be left alone"

(...With your children... tee hee)

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (Itc1k)

149 McCain and Mittens did not throw the election. You don't spend that much time and energy to say fuck it. McCain had no chance. Nobody could have won in 2008 against Obama.

Romney could have won but he did the typical GOPe, RINO suqish thing and lost. He allowed the "experts" to run his campaign, the same experts who couldn't hit water throwing a rock into a lake.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (FiUMj)

150 Just dip them in rubbing alcohol and light a match. Ball hair is instantly gone. There might may be some pain and redness.

Posted by: Jolo at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (WrMOC)

--

You seem confident in this approach. I won't ask why.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (JoUsr)

151 Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?

I think its obviously evil to force swimming pool changing rooms to allow dudes in, or the high school to let a boy into the girl's locker room.

But its not coercion to say "you cannot do that." Coercion is forcing someone into action. Denying someone something is not coercing them into anything.

And if I had a daughter, I would go to prison trying to stop her from having to put up with some scuzzbag like this freak from going into her locker room to change. Or her bathroom to gape.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

152 124 You know, had Yaniv been found dead several years ago from a gunshot wound to the head, a lot of bother could have been avoided.
---
Or he could have been "run off," as they say in the South.

"What happened to that Jessica Yaniv guy?"

"He got run off."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

153 I'm not saying that joncelli is a hairy beast, but joncelli is a hairy beast and should have his back waxed. At least.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto Scrote House at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

154 wow, a tiny piece of sanity in the tranny world today.

can't believe i'm thinking a tx jury needs to be over ruled by BC.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (8D42x)

155 139
I present, Erin Murphy, Tabitha Stevens all growed up.



Still a cutie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

And one apparently not wrecked by Hollywood, thankfully.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (jYnPD)

156 She wasn't bad looking either. Glad I got a female. They flip your junk up and place a double-folded towel over it, in case anything inconvenient arises.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (1XNk

Won't that be awkward? Like having a man do a mammogram awkward..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

157 You all have to remember Canada of 2019 is now the Canada of Doug and Bob. 30- years of immigration from the 3rd World, kinda, you know, changes a country.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (FiUMj)

158 he main thing we've learned is that blackface is not a bad thing any longer. Nobody can ever be condemned for it ever again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

No one with brains thought blackface was a good thing. What it does is expose the fraud of race grievances. Prime Minstrel Trudeau has done that much for us.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (4wTdg)

159 *not the Canada of Doug and Bob

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (FiUMj)

160 >>Ask me how I know.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (fjX/+)

>>You've been manscaped?

And there goes lunch.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

161 I do play pocket billards sometimes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (cEsBM)

162 So how did a thread on ball waxing phonies turn into a Pierre Delecto thread?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

163 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

"I'd like the Hosenball, please!"

"You ordah by numbah or no do!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (32YRo)

164 143
#I'mwithZOD



Posted by: nurse ratched



I want my Co-ExZod bumper sticker - stat!

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (32YRo)

How about one of those dopey white circle stickers with the geographical designation, but instead, "ZOD."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (jYnPD)

165 Erin Murphy has some enviable chesticles. Those are some whoppers.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (JoUsr)

166 162 So how did a thread on ball waxing phonies turn into a Pierre Delecto thread?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

___

C'est moi!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (FiUMj)

167 160
>>Ask me how I know.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (fjX/+)



>>You've been manscaped?



And there goes lunch.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

You prefer hairy man balls?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (jYnPD)

168 Don't know why, maybe the pron ladies like it more that way

The conventional wisdom is that it makes your dick look longer since you can see the tree instead of the forest, so to speak.

Posted by: Choda Boy at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (ZGrMX)

169 I must have missed the announcement that this was National Genitalia and Slap Ass Day. Already missed half a work day of celebration. Ace I blame you.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (hKi6n)

170 163 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

"I'd like the Hosenball, please!"

"You ordah by numbah or no do!"
Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (32YRo)

"I'll take an 18, sans-serif...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

171 Canada has already gone over the edge and the US will follow right behind it on this homo-crazy thing. 9.9995% of the population must suffer to satisfy this .0005% of the population of which they should all be locked yup in an asylum anyway.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (mpXpK)

172 Won't that be awkward? Like having a man do a mammogram awkward..
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

The rule is that a male medical professional can only touch your balls no longer than it takes you to cough.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (9YKBM)

173 162 So how did a thread on ball waxing phonies turn into a Pierre Delecto thread?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

Asked and Answered.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (sm6Pk)

174 Find a way to put an "ON" switch to your indignation. Effect action. Make A Scene.
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (XzT/D)

Even God got angry a few times.

Adam? Caine? Jonah? Sodom and Gomorah? the Flood?

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (NgKpN)

175 Why would anyone want his balls waxed or shaved by someone who really doesn't want to do that?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

176 "And you knew that Ms. Murphy has argued that trans women should not be allowed into women's locker rooms ... bathrooms or prisons, and that allowing people to self-declare their legal gender will 'nullify women's rights.' You knew all of that?"

They say this as if normal people should just be horrified by these statements.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (eAZVt)

177 I'll bet Pierre Delecto manscapes. "Down there," too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

178 Come the revolution, all ball waxing will be performed by dentists!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (sWM8x)

179 >>Why would anyone want his balls waxed or shaved by someone who really doesn't want to do that?


The Revulsion is the Kink.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (fjX/+)

180 87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

I never, ever thought I'd say this but I'm glad Obama beat this turd.

If Romney had won, he would have so poisoned the R ticket that Hillary would certainly have won.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (d6Ksn)

181 She wasn't bad looking either. Glad I got a female. They flip your junk up and place a double-folded towel over it, in case anything inconvenient arises.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

----

I'm pretty sure most of the Morons here would need a ratcheted tie down strap to keep that bad boy under control instead of a mere towel should the situation occur as you described.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (Y4EXg)

182 If there's 57 genders, how come gender reassignment surgery only has 2 results? Shouldn't there be a surgery to make one Pangender if that is how you identify? What about Neutrois? And of course, there should definitely be a surgery to make one's gender "Other", because if there isn't, there is no justice in the world.

btw, those are actual choices for gender on the Facebook.

It's almost like there's only two options.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (jp0Bv)

183 163 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I've heard of the band Ball Waxing but not Stopped Reading. What venue did you see them at?

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (9YKBM)

184 OT: It's the middle of the afternoon. I'm watching the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. They just showed brief full frontal female nudity.

When did that become OK?

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (2KYgn)

185 So how did a thread on ball waxing phonies turn into a Pierre Delecto thread?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

How would it not?

Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (KCruE)

186 179 >>Why would anyone want his balls waxed or shaved by someone who really doesn't want to do that?


The Revulsion is the Kink.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (fjX/+)

Pure sadism. Forcing someone to do something against their beliefs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (d6Ksn)

187 Come the revolution, all ball waxing will be performed by dentists!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (sWM8x)
-----
Wut.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (BLD7q)

188 What if they identify as clean pervert balls? Do they have to touch them then?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (JUOKG)

189 And on the new Moron Dollar bill?

In ZOD we Trust?

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (NgKpN)

190 This, and the earlier Texas story, make me feel like Trump winning in 2016 was like watching your favorite football team score a touchdown in the final 15 seconds of the 4th quarter...but they're still down by 21.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (datdl)

191 huh, Sask has a population of 1.2 mil now. more than MT. it's viable as a state.

take on Sask and shotgun-marry ND with one of the bordering US states. I vote for MN. no more stupid prairie progressivism from thataway!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (Rthly)

192 I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.

Endora if you wanted a lot of kink.

Gladys Kravitz for punishment.

Abner!

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (oiNtH)

193 >>I want my Co-ExZod bumper sticker - stat!
Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (32YRo)

You will be at a cocktail party. A Nestor will wander up with his scowling wife. They are drinking wine.
"Can you believe it? Trump will not accept his defeat."
Choose your own adventure:
[ ]You slap her, then him.
[ ] You slap him, then put a leash on her.
[ ] You purchase both of them and sell them in Alexandria, VA to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (XzT/D)

194 Has anyone seen Kurt and Yaniv in the same room?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (8anWX)

195 Wait.


Wouldn't the taint hair hep to keep you on the Vespa?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (fjX/+)

196 Called HR and asked if it was against corporate policy to "wax poetic." They are checking on it as we speak.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (hKi6n)

197 Don't do it, Ace!

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (fjX/+)

198 >>I do play pocket billards sometimes

Ya know oversharing is a real thing.

I do not want to know that the guy who sticks his hands in my mouth is also making bank shots with his nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

199 This, and the earlier Texas story, make me feel like Trump winning in 2016 was like watching your favorite football team score a touchdown in the final 15 seconds of the 4th quarter...but they're still down by 21.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (datdl

It's been one step forward, two steps back for a century now.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (9YKBM)

200 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

201 My high school biology teacher habitually played pocket pool in front of the class.
There was also a guy in my class who's nickname was scrotum head.
There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

202 104 Pierre Delecto will be forgotten by tomorrow. It didn't really make the MSM either, it was more of a political nerd thing. The LIVs were unaware.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019
***************
He's creepy like Carlos Danger. Many won't let him forget and will mock him with it. He'll also always be thought of as a traitor.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (wiXsO)

203 Wasn't there a movement in Alberta to leave Canada and join the US? Was that something serious or just 20 guys with a lot of beer in a basement in Calgary?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (FiUMj)

204 Evangelicals: you are right, Pence is a good Christian and viable alternative to trump.

...5 minutes after Trump resigns

Left, GOPe, Media, in unison: "Pence is literally Hitler and a Russian asset!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (mcyry)

205 Is the ball waxing fee schedule based on diameter?

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (5NMZN)

206 "Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?"

Because the Left intends to rule you.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (eAZVt)

207 I shamelessly use the Bongino language (political theory maintains that an individual enters into society with certain basic rights and that no government can deny these rights.) when talking about rights, and there can be no compromise with the Proggies over this, that is the BIG R (some would say God given ) rights as listed in our founding documents. Self defense, private property, free speech.
No compromise.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (Jj+59)

208 [ ] You purchase both of them and sell them in Alexandria, VA to Zod.


Why would Zod want them? It sounds like they're useless eaters.

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

209
Canadian waxer ProTip:

The WEB Griffon China Marine book series? I think in one of the books McCoy gets a hernia physical and inadvertently starts getting an erection - the nurse calmly pulls a pencil from her pocket and pokes his man balloon with it. Immediate deflation.


Thought I prefer not to have: I'm thinking that it's near impossible to wax man-prunes.


Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (K3B2k)

210 I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.

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It's a close race between her and Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (BLD7q)

211 I'll bet Pierre Delecto manscapes. "Down there," too.
........

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Dick Balschaef at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

212
I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around
the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black
and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

Some guys pay pretty good money for that kind of action.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (q1Pj5)

213 It's the middle of the afternoon. I'm watching the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. They just showed brief full frontal female nudity.

Decades. But the networks almost never have taken advantage of that.

I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.

No question of it. The fact that she didn't become an international star and sex symbol puzzles me. Like, why did Michael Biehn not become a huge star after Terminator and Aliens? I mean, he was even great in Tombstone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

214 He's creepy like Carlos Danger. Many won't let him
forget and will mock him with it. He'll also always be thought of as a
traitor.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (wiXsO)

A cowardly traitor who hides behind fake twitter accounts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (jYnPD)

215 The conventional wisdom is that it makes your dick look longer since you can see the tree instead of the forest, so to speak.
Posted by: Choda Boy

----

AoS - home of; insightful political commentary, integral calculus, military history of all periods, comparative religion studies, Literature and Classics and how to make your dick look bigger.

It is impossible to accurately explain this place to an outsider.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (Y4EXg)

216 200 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)


And you think if you save poor Catherine, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the lambs.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (9VeU0)

217 I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.

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It's a close race between her and Barbara Eden.

--

And Susanne Pleshette.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (JoUsr)

218 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)
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The technical term is "runnin' pigs" as I recall.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (oGBso)

219 206 "Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?"

Because the Left intends to rule you.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (eAZVt)/i]

And that is the point. The Reds don't care about the proximate issue; they just want to make you bend the knee.

If they take over these pervs will be among the first they'll execute.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

220 @JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

221 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ZOD HAS NEVER ACTUALLY DRIVEN A CHARIOT DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE WITH A VENGEFUL YOUNG TEENAGER IN IT, BUT HE COULD LEARN IN A HURRY IF THE CHARIOT HAD SKULLS CLANGING ON IT AND HE WAS RUNNING OVER QUIM AND BARRON WAS LAUGHING AND SCREAMING AND THROWING SPEARS FROM IT ON HIS WAY TO HIS TRIUMPH.

Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISEBURGER at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (XzT/D)

222 from 'imbd dot com':

Erin Murphy was born on June 17, 1964 in Encino, California, USA as Erin Margaret Murphy. She is an actress, known for Bewitched (1964), Deadly Fighters (1979) and Lassie (1954).

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (ZqRa6)

223 Missed it by this






much

Posted by: PIERRE DIQLIQUER at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (rpxSz)

224 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around

the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black

and fall off.

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Where's my tail?

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (5NMZN)

225 It's a close race between her and Barbara Eden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (BLD7q)

Barbara Eden > Elizabeth Montgomery


Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (9YKBM)

226 When they do the waxing do they spit on them--like shining shoes, I mean?

'Cause that would be hot.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (sWM8x)

227 This, and the earlier Texas story, make me feel like Trump winning in 2016 was like watching your favorite football team score a touchdown in the final 15 seconds of the 4th quarter...but they're still down by 21.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (datdl)

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I think it's all connected.

Whether we're talking about the ongoing coup attempt, or this crap in Texas, or the manifest insanity of the Dem party in states like CO or CA, or the brazen lawlessness of the courts in every single regard - the State and Party are ramping up the assault to maximum intensity, in a way I have never seen before, in every single venue they can.

This is it. The tipping point. The election of Trump forced their hand, and they had to take off the mask. They realized the incrementalism backfired, and people weren't going to lay down for it anymore, so they're going for all the marbles, now.

Full speed ahead to totalitarian Statism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (AzW6q)

228 My lunch hour is almost over and now you drop Barbara Eden into this. For Chrissakes.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (hKi6n)

229 "There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store."

wasn't me. I never got caught.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (Rthly)

230 WaPo whopper of the day!

Facebook Takedowns Show New Russian Activity Targeted Biden, Praised Trump

So the Russkis have taken another scalp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)

231 [ ] You purchase both of them and sell them in Alexandria, VA to Zod.


Why would Zod want them? It sounds like they're useless eaters.


Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)
.........

Can they dig?

Posted by: Dwth at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

232 My high school biology teacher habitually played pocket pool in front of the class.

Remember that security guy who got busted for pocket pool in front of the cheerleaders?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

233 Pierre Delecto will be forgotten by tomorrow. It didn't really make the MSM either, it was more of a political nerd thing. The LIVs were unaware.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019
***************
He's creepy like Carlos Danger. Many won't let him forget and will mock him with it. He'll also always be thought of as a traitor.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (wiXsO)

No one outside of Utah really likes him.
For some reason his musings are posted to my FB page, and the comments are near 100% negative towards him and of the "STFU, Mitt!" or "Support Our President!" variety.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (NFEMn)

234 Barbara Eden is made of dees Nutz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (yRAFu)

235 >> "There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store."



Pete's a good guy.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (fjX/+)

236 BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation


Why does that say request?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (9VeU0)

237 off rogue D

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

238 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around
the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black
and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

Nowadays they just use one especially tight and thick rubber band.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (KCruE)

239 >>Why would Zod want them? It sounds like they're useless eaters.
Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

Zod blinds you with Science. And Technology.

Miss Sakamoto, they're...peculiar!

Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISEBURGER at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (XzT/D)

240 191 huh, Sask has a population of 1.2 mil now. more than MT. it's viable as a state.

take on Sask and shotgun-marry ND with one of the bordering US states. I vote for MN. no more stupid prairie progressivism from thataway!
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (Rthly)

That'd be a biiiiig state. (Does Alberta have more area that Saskatchewan?)

Posted by: Pierre Delecto Scrote House at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

241 There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

Rookie move. The lingerie section is where the action was at.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (jYnPD)

242 The mere idea that the phrase "transgender rights" exists is a problem.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (nRWPy)

243 Good to see the wearing of blackface get the electoral seal of approval. This and Northam now set precedent that distant past impropriety has no bearing on current employment, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (mcyry)

244 Scrote House sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

245 Has anyone over six feet tall taken the new Fiat 124 for a ride yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (yRAFu)

246 "Erin Murphy was born on June 17, 1964 in Encino, California, USA as Erin Margaret Murphy. She is an actress, known for Bewitched (1964), Deadly Fighters (1979) and Lassie (1954)."

LOL. fucking math (or maybe Einstein). how does it work?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Rthly)

247 221 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ZOD HAS NEVER ACTUALLY DRIVEN A CHARIOT DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE WITH A VENGEFUL YOUNG TEENAGER IN IT, BUT HE COULD LEARN IN A HURRY IF THE CHARIOT HAD SKULLS CLANGING ON IT AND HE WAS RUNNING OVER QUIM AND BARRON WAS LAUGHING AND SCREAMING AND THROWING SPEARS FROM IT ON HIS WAY TO HIS TRIUMPH.
Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISEBURGER at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (XzT/D)

wut about rein 8 balls ??

mans gotta steer

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (rpxSz)

248 Barbara Eden > Elizabeth Montgomery


Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (9YKBM)

X1000

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (NFEMn)

249 >>I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands aroundthe male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn blackand fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.



Totally normal.


Except for the waxing.


Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (fjX/+)

250 If Yaniv goes under the knife will he still be a hoser?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (aKsyK)

251 That CBC reporter sure has the questions coming from the center of objectivity alright.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

252 I was at my parents house when this story was on Fox news & my dad said "The salons should give him a man to do the wax and watch how fast he runs out of there."

I said "it's not just that, you need a special kind of wax for men . ."

And my dad interrupted me and said with disgust "The hell with special wax. I'd wax him with my pocket knife and duct tape."

That still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Venus at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (lZaEn)

253 243 Good to see the wearing of blackface get the electoral seal of approval. This and Northam now set precedent that distant past impropriety has no bearing on current employment, right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (mcyry)

==========

The next time a Republican gets caught in something similar, they'll be able to shut Democrats and the media up pretty quickly.

"Because Northam didn't resign, I'm not gonna give a fuck and you can just fuck off and die."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (q80AH)

254 Zod debate argument:

"Why do you say these things when you know I will kill you for it!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (32YRo)

255 Erin Murphy was born on June 17, 1964 in Encino, California, USA as Erin Margaret Murphy. She is an actress, known for Bewitched (1964), Deadly Fighters (1979) and Lassie (1954).
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (ZqRa6)

Wow, she gotz the time machine?

Born in 64, but was in Lassie in 54?

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

256 I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.



No question of it. The fact that she didn't become an international
star and sex symbol puzzles me. Like, why did Michael Biehn not become
a huge star after Terminator and Aliens? I mean, he was even great in
Tombstone.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM

---


She decided to get married and have babies.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

257 Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (NFEMn)

I like her Andy Griffith show appearance as the manicurist. I think she waxed balls too but they didn't show it.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (9YKBM)

258 Huh.

(checks chart)

Says here I"m supposed to be "getting mo' drunk."

(checks chart again)

Yep. Says right here.

Later, I guess.

Posted by: ZodR at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (XzT/D)

259 re 230: Russians targeted Biden? Putin would be thrilled to have an incompoop like Biden in the White House.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (ZqRa6)

260 210
I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.



----

It's a close race between her and Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (BLD7q)

What about me?

Posted by: Julie Newmar at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (mpXpK)

261
236 BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion in


Brennan: Eh? No speaky de Ingles! Como de 5th?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (mcyry)

262 This is not what I was made for, Hal.

Posted by: Occam's Razor at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (fjX/+)

263 Barbara Eden > Elizabeth Montgomery

-
I dreamed of Jeannie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

264 241 There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

Rookie move. The lingerie section is where the action was at.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (jYnPD)

And not the one at Sears.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (hKi6n)

265 255 Erin Murphy was born on June 17, 1964 in Encino, California, USA as Erin Margaret Murphy. She is an actress, known for Bewitched (1964), Deadly Fighters (1979) and Lassie (1954).
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (ZqRa6)

Wow, she gotz the time machine?

Born in 64, but was in Lassie in 54?
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

=========

The dates on IMDB titles for TV shows are the year the show started airing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (q80AH)

266 Rookie move. The lingerie section is where the action was at.

In the catalog, for sure.

What, don't look at me like that. I was a boy in the 70s. Penny's had the best lingerie section though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

267 BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation

Trump has weaponized the DOJ in order to target his critics!

Posted by: MSM at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (NFEMn)

268 236 BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation
Why does that say request?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (9VeU0)

Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)

269 Buff my balls, Cow!

Posted by: Poetry by Beto at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (YOhRS)

270 248 Barbara Eden > Elizabeth Montgomery


Hedy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than throuple with both

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (rpxSz)

271 [ ] You purchase both of them and sell them in Alexandria, VA to Zod.

They run free all over Alexandria, Zod. Just put out a snare.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (nRWPy)

272 Wasn't there a movement in Alberta to leave Canada and join the US? Was that something serious or just 20 guys with a lot of beer in a basement in Calgary?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (FiUMj)

There really hasn't been much of an annexation movement that I can recall, despite the fact that the North-South ties in North America are stronger than the East-West ties. There is a large pool of sentiment for Western separation, that waxes (heh) and wanes, and it will be growing vocal again now. But it seems to me that joining the USA would be more easily achieved than outright doing a UDI, and forming a new, landlocked country. How is the Republic of Alsask going to ship its oil, that it cannot ship now because the assholes in BC and Quebec don't want pipelines built?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (QugKX)

273 I like her Andy Griffith show appearance as the manicurist. I think she waxed balls too but they didn't show it.

--

I can still recall her walking down the street at the end of the show. With the drums keeping time with each step. LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (JoUsr)

274 Democrats belong in prison. They are the worst people in the world.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (eAZVt)

275 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Rthly)

The dates on the TV shows are the dates the shows started, not the date of the appearance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

276 Wow

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (5NMZN)

277 THIS is why I get me balls waxed!

Posted by: Margins at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (fjX/+)

278 270 than throuple with both
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (rpxSz)

=========

That was a mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

279 She decided to get married and have babies.

Well, good for her, but sad for us.

She had one of those faces I could just stare at for hours. So pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

280 I think I just fucked up

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (rpxSz)

281 That's a barrellin'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (oVJmc)

282 REDACTED, time to spread your legs for a barreling.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q177U)

283 I'm pretty sure most of the Morons here would need a ratcheted tie down strap to keep that bad boy under control instead of a mere towel should the situation occur as you described.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (Y4EXg)

I don't know. Most radiology rooms I've experienced have been on the chilly side. Through in the cold metal tables and suddenly we're George Costanza protesting that we've been short-changed.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (+/C3g)

284 There are attractive women and then there are attractive women.
Barbara Eden.Jennifer Connelly on the pony.
https://youtu.be/FP3FsutfJUY

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (K3B2k)

285 280 I think I just fucked up
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (rpxSz)

========

Is Ace in a banning mood today?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

286 Leon has gotten LARGER.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (Kpl3J)

287 >> I think I just fucked up



Ya think?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (fjX/+)

288 She is hungry.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q177U)

289 Something seems wrong.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (6GjnW)

290 Lassie (1954)."

LOL. fucking math (or maybe Einstein). how does it work?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Rthly)
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They're giving the debut year for the show. "Lassie" was a long-runner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (BLD7q)

291 I like her Andy Griffith show appearance as the manicurist.


She's in an episode of I Love Lucy, too, and is incredibly smokin'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

292 hey Shep, how's it hanging

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (rpxSz)

293 Pontiac. The Wide Track

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (q1Pj5)

294 It wasn't a rub n' tug, yerhonner.

It was free-range organic frictional waxing.

Needs a bunch of treatments, unfortunately. Next appointment is 6 PM tomorrow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (AURKQ)

295 >>She is hungry.


Like wolf.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (fjX/+)

296 Is Ace in a banning mood today?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

got some shit to do, so hope so

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (rpxSz)

297 How long is this going to get?

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (5NMZN)

298 My high school biology teacher habitually played pocket pool in front of the class.

I knew a couple that worked at the 'Bear's Den' in Waco. They openly refereed to their boss as The Florist because he was always making arrangements.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (XTiHL)

299 194 Has anyone seen Kurt and Yaniv in the same room?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (8anWX)

No, but if it did happen it would result in something seriously gross.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (RD7QR)

300 The conventional wisdom is that it makes your dick look longer since you can see the tree instead of the forest, so to speak.
Posted by: Choda Boy

----

AoS - home of; insightful political commentary, integral calculus, military history of all periods, comparative religion studies, Literature and Classics and how to make your dick look bigger.

It is impossible to accurately explain this place to an outsider.




Was working with an ex Navy Senior Petty Officer that had gone through lots of issues, one of them being a recovering alcoholic.

He used to try to dissuade young'uns from drinking by going down the road of "Are you gay? Have you ever sucked a dick? Ever get fucked by a guy? Ever been blackout drunk? How do you know the answers to the first three questions are no?"

He had some related argument that guys that watched hardcore were gay because no one ever wanted to watch a guy with a small dick fuck a girl, they wanted the guy to have a huge, throbbing, baseball bat of the diameter of a schlong. So then you were gay. QED.

Guessing he had some unresolved issues.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

301 All this blackface crap used to be common on sage in the early 1900s. It is only recently that the radical SJWs have made it a race crime.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (mpXpK)

302 >>Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."


F that, 4:00am raid.
Make sure CNN is there with cameras rolling.
Oh wait, he works for CNN right? Make that Fox OANN.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

303 Crowder says he's got the goods on Google suppressing Tulsi. Haven't been tuned long enough in to know what it is, but he and his lawyer are both offering to testify in her suit against Google.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

304 How long is this going to get?


Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (5NMZN)

said Eve to Adam.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (q1Pj5)

305 Well shit, who blew out the margins

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (mpXpK)

306 87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiU


Hey!!!

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NFEMn)

307 wait what? special wax for men? Ball Wax? The things you learn here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (r+sAi)

308 I guess Shirley Knight yesterday without any citation

purty sure that's a wash

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (rpxSz)

309 Would be ironic if REDACTED got redacted.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (q177U)

310 306 87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiU


Hey!!!
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NFEMn)

==========

I thought it was you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (q80AH)

311 OT: If it's now officially the Trump Era can PDT stay POTUS until an actual meteor causes a mass extinction in DC?

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (FhXTo)

312 Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes
first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without
telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."

Which explains why his butt-girl was publishing articles on the luvvy of Brennan today or yesterday.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (nRWPy)

313 Redacted getting a free ball waxing in the Barrel

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (EGSGm)

314 >>Well shit, who blew out the margins


Redacted.


But in his defense, they were freshly waxed.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (fjX/+)

315 So Romney is going as Obama for Halloween?

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (HALdu)

316 That'd be a biiiiig state. (Does Alberta have more area that Saskatchewan?)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto Scrote House at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

Just a little less, because the western border is defined by the Continental divide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (QugKX)

317 Do not adjust your horizontal...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (JoUsr)

318 Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (rpxSz)


To the barrel.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (mpXpK)

319 Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."

Posted by: Tom Servo

Either subpoenaed or under threat of subpoena - he's probably already given a statement (depo) in September when he blubbered about if first, so a return visit? This time being less...fun?

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (32YRo)

320 It never rains, it pours.

Actress Lori Loughlin and several other parents were hit with additional charges in the college cheating scandal on Tuesday. The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS Boston reported.

-
I don't know if this is the same set of facts or if they've been up to new hijinx.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

321 More girth means more mirth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (q1Pj5)

322 Good Lord.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (RUnSJ)

323 I'm hoping that Romney quote is a joke, right?

I assumed his shit was all fucked up because he was a fag, but if he's actually retarded I guess we should feel sorry for the guy.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (q177U)

324 320 It never rains, it pours.

Actress Lori Loughlin and several other parents were hit with additional charges in the college cheating scandal on Tuesday. The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS Boston reported.

-
I don't know if this is the same set of facts or if they've been up to new hijinx.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

===========

Fine.

Not really national news, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH)

325 He had some related argument that guys that watched hardcore were gay because no one ever wanted to watch a guy with a small dick fuck a girl, they wanted the guy to have a huge, throbbing, baseball bat of the diameter of a schlong. So then you were gay. QED.

Guessing he had some unresolved issues.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

There is a bit of truth to the first part of this. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)

326 Guessing he had some unresolved issues.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

pretty sure both of those are cribbed from Ron White....

or perhaps vice versa?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (AURKQ)

327 So Romney is going as Obama for Halloween?

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (HALdu)

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Romney is going with Obama as a date. Paul Ryan is going as a tranny with long hair so Biden has something to play with.

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (5NMZN)

328 I am thankful everyday that Ryuk and his Death Note do not exist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (EXxge)

329 Redacted getting a free ball waxing in the Barrel
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (EGSGm)
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!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Janet Yaniv at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (YOhRS)

330 Who wore animal skins the best ?

Raquel Welsh
Barbara Bach
Linda Harrison

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (9YKBM)

331
I thought Justin T man has been black balled forever.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (5IHGB)

332 The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS Boston reported.


That gets you one of those PMITA Federal prison invitations.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Gvpa/)

333 More girth means more mirth.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (q1Pj5)

And having your circulation cut off by too tight condoms....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)

334 330 Who wore animal skins the best ?

Raquel Welsh
Barbara Bach
Linda Harrison

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (9YKBM)

Ace

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Gvpa/)

335 What about me?
Posted by: Julie Newmar at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (mpXpK)

She was ai-ight, as they say. Eartha Kitt, however, was the best, in my opinion.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (iuFgi)

336
There is a bit of truth to the first part of this. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)

It is a question for philosophers and theologians.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6GjnW)

337 Seen at a Chicago eatery.

https://www.coopsauce.com/shop/barrel

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (FhXTo)

338 There is a bit of truth to the first part of this. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)




Sadly, yeah

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (HALdu)

339 330 Who wore animal skins the best ?

Raquel Welsh
Barbara Bach
Linda Harrison



Lassie

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

340 #330 COUGARS.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (5IHGB)

341 And having your circulation cut off by too tight condoms....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)

TMI. Was meaning the margins

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (q1Pj5)

342 Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?


Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

343 Holy fucking shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (JMI94)

344 Raquel Welsh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (6rZli)

345 Hey!!!
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NFEMn)

==========

I thought it was you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (q80AH)

Nope.
Mine have a specific "watermark"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (NFEMn)

346 343 Holy fucking shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (JMI94)

I thought the conversation was trending more towards "f*cking shitty holes"....

but close enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (AURKQ)

347 I think it's actually MORE gay if you search in earnest for small dick porn.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (q177U)

348 Yeah, that John Holmes guy was tiny, amirite?

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (eAZVt)

349 Jimmie didn't want to pay a higher rate. Fucking wanker!

Posted by: Fritz at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (kLDv+)

350 Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?


Jonah Goldberg?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

Then he could just look in the mirror while he's banging Mrs. Goldberg.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (NFEMn)

351 The culprit is REDACTED at #270.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (JMI94)

352 Who wore animal skins the best ?



Raquel Welsh

Barbara Bach

Linda Harrison



Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (9YKBM)

A toss up. However, the costumer who measured and fit and tailored and taped the outfit on each woman was the luckiest sob on the planet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (q1Pj5)

353 Scat's up.

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (5NMZN)

354 So is this the Oprah margins?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (EXxge)

355 Guessing he had some unresolved issues.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

pretty sure both of those are cribbed from Ron White....

or perhaps vice versa?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (AURKQ)




When I was typing that out it did seem as though it might have come from somewhere else.

He did kind of look like Ron White.

Wherever he got it from he did not merely offer it as advice, he preached it like a madman. As though he desperately wanted to make sure no none ever got blackout drunk gay again, especially with a big dick.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (HALdu)

356 Yeah, that John Holmes guy was tiny, amirite?
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (eAZVt)

No, but he wasn't the 12" of lore either.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (NFEMn)

357 >>So is this the Oprah margins?



Oh, Mingey!

Posted by: gary at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (fjX/+)

358 332
The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others
are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS
Boston reported.





That gets you one of those PMITA Federal prison invitations.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Gvpa/)

Gonna be some sweet Lifetime movies about Aunt Becky's prison stint.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

359 I think it's actually MORE gay if you search in earnest for small dick porn.
Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (q177U)



Guessing any time you are searching for dick anything it is more gay.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (HALdu)

360 Cue the Gunther song

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (rwaEp)

361 Holy crap. Who blew the margins?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (TnoDk)

362 All this blackface crap used to be common on sage in the early 1900s. It is only recently that the radical SJWs have made it a race crime.
Posted by: Vic

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I am old enough to have attended Fersommlings (PA German minstrel shows). There was always at least one blackface skit. many times, the Black family up the hill from us participated in it. Great fun, lots of story telling and beer.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (Y4EXg)

363 361 Holy crap. Who blew the margins?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (TnoDk)

==========

Redacted, who didn't have the common decency to blow margins of a post no one was posting in anymore.

He had to blow the margins here good and hard for all of us to see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (q80AH)

364 361 Holy crap. Who blew the margins?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (TnoDk)

REDACTED at 270. Yes, I'm margin-blower shaming. No, I don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (JMI94)

365 Who blew the margins?

Probably a seal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (EXxge)

366 OT: Am i the only one who read "Good News" in the poat headline in Hubert Farnsworth's voice?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (AURKQ)

367 * furiously deletes browser history*

Posted by: Anonymous morons at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (q1Pj5)

368 It is a question for philosophers and theologians.
Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6GjnW)



less interest from the philosophers these days.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)

369 Thats a man baby!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (0OmEj)

370 365 Who blew the margins?

Probably a seal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (EXxge)

It's just ice cream.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:12 PM (JMI94)

371 358 332
The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others
are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS
Boston reported.





That gets you one of those PMITA Federal prison invitations.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Gvpa/)

Gonna be some sweet Lifetime movies about Aunt Becky's prison stint.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

A Lesbian Prison Shower Christmas

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:12 PM (RD7QR)

372 "The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery"

That's the fun thing about our "justice" system - you never know who they're going to throw the book at. Keeps you guessing!

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:12 PM (eAZVt)

373 Gonna be some sweet Lifetime movies about Aunt Becky's prison stint.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

Caged Heat is one genre that could definitely stand to stage a reboot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:13 PM (jYnPD)

374 Dang, somebody needs to lay off the carbs.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:13 PM (88+cf)

375 368 It is a question for philosophers and theologians.
Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6GjnW)

The philosophers and the theologians can all go to hell anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:13 PM (JMI94)

376 Someone with prividges needs to delete that post of Redacted, i.e. REDACT it

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:13 PM (mpXpK)

377 an agricultural slurry truck.

I was just wondering if Trump ought to get a smallish shit spreader and park it in the press room @1600. Let them know they can be replaced by machines.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:14 PM (FhXTo)

378 Has anyone over six feet tall taken the new Fiat 124 for a ride yet?

They're making those again? I was given one of those and brought it back to life. It was a 1972 that also came with a newer 2litre motor (1980 I think).

When I went to sell it a German guy bought it and said he'd be back the next day to get it so I put a note in the glovebox to let whoever got it know it had a bigger engine.

Lo and behold I get a letter from a mechanic in Holland that bought it from the German here in Texas. The German was a buyer of small sports cars and wanted to add it to his next shipment.

Apparently the Netherlands didn't allow two seat open sports cars for decades. When they did open up, they preferred American versions due to seat belts, safety glass and extra girding in doors and such.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:14 PM (XTiHL)

379 The waxing thread should be waned?

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (5NMZN)

380 BLOW ME!!!!

Posted by: The Margins at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

381 What in the furry hell...breitbart says Tim Cook was just named the head of a Chinese business school?

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Z1eux)

382 Agricultural Slurry Truck opened for Chevelle in 2015. They were shitty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (6rZli)

383
What in the furry hell...breitbart says Tim Cook was just named the head of a Chinese business school?
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Z1eux)

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Well he's slavishly devoted to the Chinese regime, so why not?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (AzW6q)

384 >>>* furiously deletes browser history*
Posted by: Anonymous morons at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (q1Pj5)

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (q177U)

385 breitbart says Tim Cook was just named the head of a Chinese business school?

Who knew Judas and his silver could be cashed out in Yuan...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (EXxge)

386 Holy shit. thats some manspreading.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (dMR4T)

387 All this blackface crap used to be common on sage in the early 1900s. It is only recently that the radical SJWs have made it a race crime.

I find it just as offensive as when Eddie Murphy dresses up as a white person. So horrible!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

388 They're making those again? I was given one of those and brought it back to life. It was a 1972 that also came with a newer 2litre motor (1980 I think).

The new Fiat 124 is a rebadged Mazda Miata, so it's probably more reliable than a real Fiat.

Posted by: Choda Boy at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (ZGrMX)

389
Maybe Cook can hire LeBron to run the athletics program.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

390 Waxing, blowing, margins, Pierre Delecto.......what a place this is.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)

391 There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It is breathtaking.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (q1Pj5)

392
Tim Cook, you wax bar now!

Posted by: Winnie Ji Ping at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (88+cf)

393 I am really starting to hate our justice system or at least the bastardized system they've created. Murderers are treated less harshly than these parents.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (9YKBM)

394 Taylor.

Wayan brothers. White Chicks

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (EXxge)

395
And having your circulation cut off by too tight condoms....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)






You know how tough it is to get the extra large cougar???

Posted by: Dick Cheney at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)

396 I can't believe I've been banned

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (rpxSz)

397 This thread has stretched and the font is really tiny.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (wiXsO)

398 There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It is breathtaking.

I'm disappointed in the Horde that it took 391 comments to get this quote.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (ZGrMX)

399 I can't believe I've been banned
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (rpxSz)

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Aw, shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (AzW6q)

400 Was the cartoon of LeBron James splaining things to the Chinese guy that stood in front of the tanks in Tianianmen Square covered here?

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (HALdu)

401 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (9vQJW)

402 Some poor dad lost the fight to have his crazy ex "transition" his son into a girl by chemical castration. The CHILD is SEVEN years old! It's Effing child abuse! Crazy bullshit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (0W3mK)

403 Wayan brothers. White Chicks

Well, that was offensive just because it was so terrible heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

404 NOOD!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (myjNJ)

405 Roomy

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (rpxSz)

406 YouTube isn't just blocking Crowder and conservatives, Gabbard was blocked from search requests from both Google AND YouTube.

Google is a liberal shithole and MUST be investigated. If they're allowed to continue, there ARE no democracies left in the world.

All your base are belong to Google.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

407 I've never seen the blog this stretched out before.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (0CeRG)

408 The new Fiat 124 is a rebadged Mazda Miata, so it's probably more reliable than a real Fiat.
Posted by: Choda Boy at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (ZGrMX)

__

Virtually anything ever made by anyone is more reliable than a Fiat.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

409 test

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (AzW6q)

410 nood unstretched post

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

411 Gonna be some sweet Lifetime movies about Aunt Becky's prison stint.


Posted by: Cuthbert

So far, all these parents are getting is 2 or 3 weeks picking up garbage on the side of some highway - even when the prosecution is asking for months of incarceration, the judge isn't moved...the added federal programs charge is just an attempt to get more out of this whole embarrassing waste of taxpayers money - but the last person charged with it didn't get any more time than the last person without that charge.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (32YRo)

412 The new Fiat 124 is a rebadged Mazda Miata, so it's probably more reliable than a real Fiat.

Then it's full circle because my neighbor's 1989 Miata was an exact replica of that Fiat 124 I had except I stuck that 2litre in it and his Miata was a 1.6 or 1.8L.

Same gear ratios, same wheel sizes, same weight. And that Fiat was as simple as a 1950 Chevy. It is also pretty much a Lotus Elan of the same era.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (XTiHL)

413 Virtually anything ever made by anyone is more reliable than a Fiat.

never had a British bike have you?

The parts falling of this motorcycle are of the finest English quality!

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (XTiHL)

414 Does anyone believe that the women will ever receive the money for their costs? As Mark Steyn says. the process is the punishment.

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (XHdLb)

415 It is a question for philosophers and theologians.
Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6GjnW)
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Outside of my purview.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (YOhRS)

416 Long time lurker here:

You can read the whole decision here:

hhttps://tinyurl.com/y5nb6pkb

Its actually pretty awesome. The BCHRT (who are usually the worst woke SJWs) actually found that Yaniv was a racist who was in it to try and extort financial settlements. Seriously.

Posted by: Paui at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (D6p8+)

417 I know this is willowed but I just got done working and am checking in. That librarian is a hero and an inspiration. The interviewer keeps pushing and Ms. Bowles just stands her ground.

Posted by: Morning Chicano at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (6qtm/)

418 I kind of wish the tribunal would have ruled in favor of John Yaniv. This perception that "at some point, common sense prevails" really creates an environment that allows the insanity to continue. Now think of that insane jury in Texas that says a father can't prevent his own son from being forcibly transitioned to a girl, and it's like our rightful fury is MITIGATED somehow by the false perception that the world isn't COMPLETELY insane, when in fact it really is. But if Yaniv were granted his wish, more of the world would recognize how delusional we are all becoming when we cave to this evil.

Posted by: vrf at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (L8qt4)

419 If David French were willing to wax this man's parts, we could establish him as a Canadian maximal principle in human rights.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:02 PM (RZIhl)

420 "Has Canada gotten saner...?"

Newsflash: Super moonbat Justin Trudeau (essentially) reelected Prime Minister.
I'd say that's a HELL to the NO, Maurice.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 22, 2019 07:53 PM (SH7Tr)

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