"Is There Anybody Else?:" Democrats Panicking Over Weak and Vulnerable (and Socialist!) Candidates;
Hillary Clinton Telling Friends She Might Join The Race, If She Thinks She Can Win

Didn't she already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?

She keeps claiming that, I thought.

The New York Times reports on fear and desperation for a candidate who isn't an ancient socialist with a decaying mind.

So who do you turn to? Why, Hillary Clinton of course.

I mean, obviously.

I understand she's popular with the NeverTrump set.


When a half-dozen Democratic donors gathered at the Whitby Hotel in Manhattan last week, the dinner began with a discussion of which presidential candidates the contributors liked. But as conversations among influential Democrats often go these days, the meeting quickly evolved into a discussion of who was not in the race -- but could be lured in.

...

"Since the last debate, just anecdotally, I've had five or six people ask me: 'Is there anybody else?'" said Leah Daughtry, a longtime Democrat who has run two of the party's recent conventions.

[D]emocratic leaders are engaging in a familiar rite: fretting about who is in the race and longing for a white knight to enter the contest at the last minute.

OMG I can't even with the racism

...

"There's more anxiety than ever," said Connie Schultz, a journalist who is married to Senator Sherrod Brown of Ohio, another Democrat who some in the party would like to see join the race. "We're both getting the calls. I've been surprised by some who've called me."

One caller? A man doing a bad French accent identifying himself as Pierre Delecto and asking, "Does Sherrod think my wife is attractive? Would it bring him the delight to sex her?"

...

Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Bloomberg have both told people privately in recent weeks that if they thought they could win, they would consider entering the primary -- but that they were skeptical there would be an opening, according to Democrats who have spoken with them.

Former Secretary of State John F. Kerry, who associates say has wondered aloud about whether he should have run and has found it hard to watch Mr. Biden's missteps, has also been urged to get in.....

Another Obama administration official who weighed a campaign at the start of the year, former Attorney General Eric Holder, is considering a last-minute entry but has conceded it may be too late, according to a Democrat familiar with his thinking.

...

Democrats who have recently spoken with Mrs. Clinton say she shares the same concerns other party elites have about the field -- worried about Mr. Biden's durability, Ms. Warren's liberal politics and unsure of who else can emerge to take on Mr. Trump. But these people, who spoke anonymously to discuss private conversations, say she enjoys the freedom that comes with not being on the ballot.

The article says that those close to Clinton and Bloomberg -- presumably those authorized to leak to the press on their behalf -- say that they would only get into the race if Biden was badly weakened.

He's not badly weakened already?

Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

Deval Patrick -- Knock-Off Obama From Another Mama -- is also hinting that he might run.

Below, the New York Times' archprog Frank Bruni says the panic is all too real.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:15 PM




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1 This time around a vote for Clinton won't be a vote for Clinton but against Trump. Or something.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (uEbPt)

2 Hello.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (qC1Sy)

3 Not first, but, within shouting distance.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (qC1Sy)

4 There is no one on their side. The media slathering campaign would have begun in earnest. There is no one to slather over and glorify as a pretend statesman.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (uEbPt)

5 The funny thing is that Hillary doesn't think she's in the same class as the rest of this human detritus. She thinks that people still like her and want her in power, or at least are afraid of her enough to pretend they like her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (KZzsI)

6 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (Kyj0g)

7 Pale, drunk and ready! Hillary!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (0W3mK)

8 Hillary did say one stable and intelligent thing though: that if they don't impeach Trump and get rid of him, he'll be very hard to beat.

A moment of lucidity for gam-gam

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (KZzsI)

9 SOON MY PRETTIES!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)

10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

Peggy Lee - Is that all there is


And I stood there shivering in my pajamas
And watched the whole world go up in flames
And when it was all over I said to myself
"Is that all there is to a fire?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (LWu6U)

11 Hillary is out in the Forest

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (dKiJG)

12 My fear is that some of their bland dudes who have gotten no traction so far because they are bland white dudes would seem like nice safe moderates to LIVs.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (eASYU)

13 >Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (jYnPD)

14 I can't think of a single reason why anyone would vote for retarded geriatric pervert Joe Biden.

I can actually imagine why someone would vote for one of the other Democrats but not Joe.

There's nothing there.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (aCNZ6)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

16

Didn't she already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?

She keeps claiming that, I thought.


We have an august and astute commenter on this very blog who repeatedly makes the same claim -

repeatedlah!

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (kD8Fh)

17 One of the seven signs of the apocalypse is when the democrats behold Hillary Clinton with the same fear and loathing that everyone else does.

*checks watch*

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (C6xeQ)

18 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Look, just announce that you're teaming up with Bernie as the VP and let's go!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (xptlg)

19 Rosario gets so turned on when I'm fiercely weak and vulnerable!

Posted by: Corey at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)

20 Except for complete fraud what on earth makes Hillary think she could win? As a 90 year old woman from my congregation said yesterday, "Hillary is deranged" and if the 90 year old is around in two years she wouldn't vote for Hillary then either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (WI7YS)

21 LOLGF, Granny.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (TuUK9)

22 It's coming true: https://tinyurl.com/y2rc8zmc

Posted by: Bert G at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (OMsf+)

23 There is only one choice for Supreme Leader, comrades!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (BiNEL)

24 Come on, Hills. Go third-party. Get back at those in your party who want to silence you. Burn it all down.

Posted by: vrf at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (L8qt4)

25 Megatron/Starscream World Domination 2020

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (5l6gb)

26 The Beast, the Fake Injun, and Mooch. Death match.

Throw Tank Abrams in for giggles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

27 12 My fear is that some of their bland dudes who have gotten no traction so far because they are bland white dudes would seem like nice safe moderates to LIVs.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (eASYU)

Tim Kaine approves of this message before fading into the background.

Posted by: Tim Kaine at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (RD7QR)

28 The Oprah with Tom Hanks as VP .... is our only hope.

Posted by: Said no one with a rational mind at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (3IOdT)

29 Hilldo might stand a better chance had she not spent the last three years stomping her feet and instead was introspective and tried to warm up her image. She actually made herself less likeable than before which was a high bar to begin with. Even many dems want her to STFU. They think she's going to ride in on her drunk ass and save the day? LOLGF and please do!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (0W3mK)

30 if they thought they could win, they would consider entering the primary

Then again, if she's gonna win, why bother with the primaries? Amirite, Hills?

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Y9zp1)

31 They'd do better to put Gabbard in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (WI7YS)

32 Tulsi is their best stealth candidate. Lucky for us they don't see it. And by best I mean the least unlikable person they have. She's still as Lefty as any of them.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (9YKBM)

33 NYT's Frank Bruni on Democrats "extremely flawed" candidates: the Democrat "panic here is real"

What? They're half your party - presumably the better half. If you think they're the best you have, you might want to consider whether this is a party with which you should associate.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)

34 the other problem the demonrats has is finding someone willing to take on Trump.

their arms are all too short to box with the G*d Emperor.

you'd have to be a masochist to want to get into the ring with him, let alone bet buried in a electoral college landslide.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Kyj0g)

35 But...but...Trump said "lynch!"

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (axyOa)

36 a cynic might see hilary's smear of tulsi and jill as a preemptory shot before entering the race.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Pg+x7)

37 Dear Hillary Clinton:

ZOD.

Your nation needs you now more than ever. You must come to xhr in xhr time of need.

Zod presents money to your campaign. Three capable Aztecs were sold to fund this contribution. Aztecs grow on trees. Here. Take this money.

Do you have Fred Flintstone toes? Zod suspects that your toes are pudgy and squarish and odd. Your alleged daughter has claws for hands. Your "husband" is a mouth-breather. These are just observations.

Good luck, Cylon. Zod supports your efforts.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (XzT/D)

38 Oh it's happening.

The real question is if the convention devolves into absolute chaos, and if one of the other dems goes third party.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (ayFCE)

39 Eric Holder?

Ye Gods.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Kzgrb)

40 So, there saying there's testimony of Trump demanding Quid Pro Joe from Ukraine.

Trump will release more transcripts should it gain traction as it would've needed to be a phone conversation yet again.

LOLZ.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Bloomberg have both told people privately in recent weeks that if they thought they could win, they would consider entering the primary -- but that they were skeptical there would be an opening, according to Democrats who have spoken with them.

There's real leadership right there, son. And a FINE example of candidates with Fire In Tha Bellah!

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (kD8Fh)

42 Isn't Ralph Nader still alive?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (YslsA)

43 Will it ever strike them that if their first crop of candidates is a parade of decrepit, bumbling fools, what does that say about their entire party?

I mean, if you have to turn the whole thing upside-down and shake it violently and you STILL can't find a candidate... Wow.

And yet they all think they're so young, hip, lovable, brilliant, and morally upright. So shouldn't they be having to sift through a 1,000 candidates and ask themselves "Dang, which young, hip, lovable, brilliant, and morally upright person should we go with? We have too many to chose from!"

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (DQebX)

44 Waiting for POTUS to finally let loose on these corrupt clowns. I want televised hangings for the coup plotters. I am done with this sorry group of traitors.

Posted by: jmel at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (OeWgo)

45 I told you all this election cycle was going to be the most insane clown boner orgy that has ever orgy-ed, didn't I?


It's just gonna keep getting weirder, too!

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (fjX/+)

46 You think she was thrown around like a side of beef last time?? She's four years older. My God, it would be amazing to witness! Pleas, please, please let this happen.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (/5WQL)

47 Scankles shit herself with that insane ttack on Tulsi Gabbard. She will not get it.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (mpXpK)

48 The current crop of D candidates is so bad that people think Hillary might be a better candidate?

Wow, these people are either on serious drugs, or their capability for self-delusion is off the charts.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (qC1Sy)

49 "There's more anxiety than ever," said Connie Schultz, a journalist who is married to Senator Sherrod Brown of Ohio, another Democrat who some in the party would like to see join the race. "We're both getting the calls. I've been surprised by some who've called me."

I gotta admit the Restraining Order found an even more annoying big mouthed piece of shit than he is for wife #2. If the Ohio GOP would get off their dead asses and try to defeat him, being around her all the time would surely get that oaf to tune her up for primo tabloid entertainment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (y7DUB)

50 Tom Hanks would look good in Birkenstocks.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (RuIsu)

51 ... however, we know hilary is just a vicious sack who does it for the sadistic pleasure.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Pg+x7)

52 Doesn't anybody remember the press lubricating over almost each and every one of these candidates at some point?

So, were they dream candidates, or did the press pump them up as dream candidates and the glamor powder has run out?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (YOhRS)

53 >>Tulsi is their best stealth candidate.


Well, she's a Russian Agent.


So. Might as well just keep Trump.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (fjX/+)

54 >>11 Hillary is out in the Forest
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (dKiJG

("A Forest," by The Cure)

Thanks. I needed that.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (XzT/D)

55 I know a good running mate for Hillary. Hill, get at me.

Posted by: Pierre Defective at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (0W3mK)

56 They'd do better to put Gabbard in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM



****

She did just demonstrate how to recapture the middle of their party.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)

57 Clinton/Romney 2020

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (K3B2k)

58 I can't think of a single reason why anyone would vote for retarded geriatric pervert Joe Biden.



I can actually imagine why someone would vote for one of the other Democrats but not Joe.



There's nothing there.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (aCNZ6)

---
there's a "(D)" after his name.

that's all it takes here in #Failifornia

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (Kyj0g)

59 They should get someone from the military.

General Eric is always available.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (FhXTo)

60 No there isn't, because the hard core Leftists would drag any moderate into the Communist party

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (ZCEU2)

61
Tim Kaine approves of this message before fading into the background.

Posted by: Tim Kaine


TBF, the wallpaper is beige.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i)

62 Tulsi Gabbard with George Clooney as her running mate.

The American Idol electorate is just dumb enough to vote for that ticket.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (9YKBM)

63 >>>10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

Peggy Lee - Is that all there is


And I stood there shivering in my pajamas
And watched the whole world go up in flames
And when it was all over I said to myself
"Is that all there is to a fire?"

...

I just linked that and Pink Floyd's Is There Anybody Out There?

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

64 PLEASE RUN, Hillary. Having PDT beat you a second time will be like Christmas and winning Powerball.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

65
Heh.

When Warren started to surge past Biden I asked "why would the DNC permit this woman to hold a lead? Have they learned nothing about nominating shrill old leftist harpies nobody really likes?"

Let's see if they can double down on this stupidity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

66 You would think the Russian angle would make Tulsi more attractive with all of the foeign campaign donations it could funnel to her.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (HALdu)

67 There is one person who could beat Trump and bring class back into the Oval Office : Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama.

Obama/Romney 2020

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (4e+hS)

68 Have to tune up the Scooby Van.

Posted by: SS Motorpool Mechanic at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (Pzzpr)

69 >>Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Bloomberg have both told people privately in recent weeks that if they thought they could win, they would consider entering the primary

Translation: I'll only enter if the DNC clears out all of the 12+ candidates for me. Like the way they vamoosed Bernie in 2016.

LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (bDqIh)

70 I can't see the Frank Bruni tweet, the Borg is fucking with the RNC twitter feed.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (kD8Fh)

71 Hillary is out in the Forest


There is a Clinton in the woods. For some people, the Clinton is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the Clinton is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the Clinton? If there is a Clinton.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (TuUK9)

72 45 I told you all this election cycle was going to be the most insane clown boner orgy that has ever orgy-ed, didn't I?


It's just gonna keep getting weirder, too!
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (fjX/+)

Yes yes--but will there be FLAMING clown boners?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (RD7QR)

73 "There's someone out there in the forest..."

A Hillary jab?

Fuck that old cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Why are the Dems rejecting Castro? He is Hispanic, he comes from good progressive stock, and he is from Texas. If he were to come out as gay, would it help? It is an honest question. He checks so many social justice boxes, why isn't he 50 points ahead?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (2I33r)

75 Where the fuck is John Edwards when you need him?

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (HALdu)

76 They'll need to fit her with the exoskeleton first.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (0W3mK)

77 50 Tom Hanks would look good in Birkenstocks.
Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (RuIsu)
--------------

Okay if I throw the first rotten tomato?

..oh, not those kinds of stocks.

Never mind, then.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (qC1Sy)

78 so glorious.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (FEQY4)

79 Any good Christians or true conservatives would be honored to vote for a weak and vulnerable Democrat over Trump, just as I -- er, I, I mean our Lord -- chose the weak and vulnerable over the strong and #winning.

Posted by: St. David French at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (786Ro)

80 I really think they are planning on Hillary. They've planned it all along. But they can't have her campaigning, because she's shit on the campaign trail and they know it.

She's not just a robotic harridan with a disturbing cackle, but she's probably falling down every five minutes at this point.

She'll be like Professor Gill on the "Star Trek" episode about the Nazis: They'll sit her in a room and we'll only be allowed to see her on video.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (DQebX)

81 I told you all this election cycle was going to be the most insane clown boner orgy that has ever orgy-ed, didn't I?


It's just gonna keep getting weirder, too!
=======
We're almost at ludicrous speed now!

Posted by: Darth Helmut at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (C6xeQ)

82 >>If there is a Clinton.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (TuUK9)

That ad was fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (XzT/D)

83 Corn Pop has been holding Joe down of late. He will be alright once he gets things straightened out with him.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (RZIhl)

84 Where have you gone, oh Beast of Benghazi?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Koo koo catchoo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (q1Pj5)

85 What a scurvy lot.

Posted by: Long John Silver at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (FtzD1)

86 Hillary/Exoskeleton Mk IV 2020

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (5l6gb)

87 What are the deadlines to get on the primary ballots?

Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (keBn8)

88 Kerry = The dog doo you scrape off your shoe

Bloomberg = The smell of wet dog hair

Clinton = Made of stuff that techs have to don full decon gear, i.e. ebola suits, to handle.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (oiNtH)

89 Fucking Beto is still out there doing his whacky waving balloon man routine...it's awesome.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (fjX/+)

90 Ooh! Ooh! Pick me, Hillz!

Posted by: PierrE DementO at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (DCYln)

91 I just want to see Hillary announce her reelection campaign.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (YOhRS)

92 It's 3 a.m.

....

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (fjX/+)

93 Edwards Ryan 2020

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (HALdu)

94 Where the fuck is John Edwards when you need him?
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM

You mean that psychic dude?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (0W3mK)

95 Of course Hillary is in the forest.

That's where Baba Yaga's hut is...

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (Kzgrb)

96 It's funny they're so scared of running Lizzie Warren. She's the obvious choice for them, the Last Squaw Standing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)

97 81
I told you all this election cycle was going to be the most insane clown boner orgy that has ever orgy-ed, didn't I?





It's just gonna keep getting weirder, too!

=======

We're almost at ludicrous speed now!

Posted by: Darth Helmut at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (C6xeQ)

They've gone plaid

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (5l6gb)

98 If Brennan wants the investigation to go away, he should get into the race.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (2I33r)

99 the other problem the demonrats has is finding someone willing to take on Trump.




the other problem the demonrats has is finding someone who isn't approaching 80.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (ftdxp)

100
They'd do better to put Gabbard in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM

------

I have been saying this since Day 1.

Gabbard is easily the best candidate they've got, and by country mile.

Luckily, they actively marginalized her and are now going on the evening shows to accuse her of being Russian asset.

Because smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

101 But these people, who spoke anonymously to discuss private conversations, say she enjoys the freedom that comes with not being on the ballot.

Really? I'd have thought she misses Diazepam Man feeding her lines when her decrepit brain freezes, or getting stuck with his big pen. Geez, some people show no gratitude at all.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (kD8Fh)

102 >>>Didn't she already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?

You're such a treasure, ace.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (1vjNQ)

103 Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

Deval Patrick -- Knock-Off Obama From Another Mama -- is also hinting that he might




Funniest thing written anywhere today.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (HALdu)

104 TULSI GABBARD our next president! She solves all the democrats problems. Nobody wants hellbot to run except a few older white women.

Posted by: raimondo at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (nvOKc)

105 > "Didn't Hillary already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?-- Ace

If she's been president for the last three years, then Donald Trump is in a lot of trouble, that I can tell you.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (WHVt7)

106 >> I just want to see Hillary announce her reelection campaign.



First she has to order up the Cleebration Firworks and get on the horn with Kool and the Gang.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (fjX/+)

107 I'm Again With Her.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (YOhRS)

108 It's 3 a.m.

....

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (axyOa)

109 >>Let's see if they can double down on this stupidity.


*adds more popcorn to the shopping list*

Gah, she is shrill, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (bDqIh)

110 But it was only fantasy

The wall was too high

As you can see

No matter how she tried

She could not break free

And the worms ate into her brain

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (M+Lyo)

111 Peggy Lee - Is that all there is





And I stood there shivering in my pajamas

And watched the whole world go up in flames

And when it was all over I said to myself

"Is that all there is to a fire?"


Well, as long as we're doing Peggy Lee:
Why don't you do rightLike some other men doGet outta here andGet me some money too

Also, Tulsi will go third party before Hillary gets in, which she won't. It's merely a pathetic plea (really a demand) for attention.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)

112 It's 3 a.m.

....
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM

Camera pans over to Hilldo, passed out drunk in a recliner with empty gin bottles strewn about...

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (0W3mK)

113 There is an infinite number of delusional Democrats who think they should run.

There is a finite number of dollars to be given to these candidates, and while I'm not sure what that finite number is, I'm willing to be we're already half way there.

How do the Sherrod Browns of this world think they're going to get in and change this race, when no one is going to give them any money?

Posted by: Ted K. at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (FJYfm)

114 So their are rumors coming from Japan about a defection, because a Chinese deputy is Talking to The US Transportation Secretary and She is acting like she not talking to him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (dKiJG)

115 The problem with running Hillary is that she would be limited to one term since she won 2016.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (HALdu)

116 There will be many triggered Bernie Bots. Many.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (Pzzpr)

117 If somehow Crazy Uncle Joe won Hunter Biden would start off where the Clinton Clinton Global initiative left off, getting cash by the plane load for doing nothing.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)

118 Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (DQebX)

Have you ever seen Babylon A D ? Hillary would be the High Priestess .

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (9YKBM)

119 26 The Beast, the Fake Injun, and Mooch. Death match.

Throw Tank Abrams in for giggles jiggles.


And not the good kind.

Posted by: Yes, Raimonda likes teh cock at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (BRpqW)

120 Won't Hillary's coven be cursing anyone who opposes her.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (aCNZ6)

121 Heh.

When Warren started to surge past Biden I asked "why would the DNC permit this woman to hold a lead? Have they learned nothing about nominating shrill old leftist harpies nobody really likes?"

Let's see if they can double down on this stupidity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

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*stage whisper*

Let's replace Warren with Hillary and see if anyone notices.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (qC1Sy)

122 *willing to bet, not be

Posted by: Ted K. at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (FJYfm)

123 Just anecdotally, do any of these professional politicians actually believe the crap that they spout? Their every word is focus grouped.

I think that is why they hate Trump. He tells people what he thinks instead of paying the consultant crowd to tell him what to say.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (YslsA)

124 i added a Popular Meme On The Internets as a response to hillary.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (PbpT7)

125 so everyone's going to ignore her Epstein, FISA gate, Russia Uranium One, and other clinton problems for now? Or that she's a dumb old fat skunk?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (FEQY4)

126 Piss off, racist foreign retard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (TuUK9)

127 When Jimmy "My Little Pony" @Comey or Angry Commie Garden Gnome @JohnBrennan announce for the presidency, that is the day before the day the Horowitz report finally drops.

With Hillary, like everything in her life, this is just aboit getting people to give her more money. Or, G-d please have mercy on us, she will only announce if it looks like she'll be indicted.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (g7BLK)

128 If the white knight has a chink in her armour, does that mean Feinstein's running??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (Dh1wo)

129 Wait until you see Stacy Abrams's re-election campaign. She's got a rigorous agenda for her second term in should-be-office!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (YOhRS)

130 Run Hillary Run

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (G546f)

131 You mock her but,

Her exoskeleton and reprogramming are complete.

Omar the tent maker has created new and larger smocks to hide the machinery

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)

132 Homos all.

Posted by: Tulsi, buy my swimsuit calender at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (BRpqW)

133 While Clinton is a crook and should hang for her treachery she is more honest than Warren.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (HALdu)

134 SOON

Posted by: another bollard at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

135 Democrat party internal polling must look grim.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (K3B2k)

136 John Kerry? John Kerry?????



This made me LOL:
"Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth."

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (jUVms)

137 And here I was under the impression that the Dems were going to impeach the President, remove him from office, and usher in the American socialist age.

Just try to reconcile impeachment with this panic. The two cannot exist simultaneously and yet here we are.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (5MzIH)

138 Camera pans over to Hilldo, passed out drunk in a recliner with empty gin bottles strewn about...

Posted by: Minnfidel


And?

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (T6t7i)

139 The only reason that I can think of for the Dems turning down Warren is that they keep forgetting to mute the TV anytime she opens her mouth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (Kpl3J)

140 Why are the Dems rejecting Castro? He is Hispanic, he comes from good progressive stock, and he is from Texas. If he were to come out as gay, would it help? It is an honest question. He checks so many social justice boxes, why isn't he 50 points ahead?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (2I33r)


Because he's sofaking off-putting, they'd LOSE voters. He's an obnoxious fuck.

It's the same reason they don't have Gutierrez or Pedo Island hopper throw their hats in.

We need teh mezzkin, but you fuckers are ANNOYING.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

141 so everyone's going to ignore her Epstein, FISA gate, Russia Uranium One, and other clinton problems for now? Or that she's a dumb old fat skunk?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (FEQY4)
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That's the way it works.

Posted by: CNN Mind Control at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (YOhRS)

142 >>>130 Run Hillary Run


bitch can't even navigate stairs

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

143 124
i added a Popular Meme On The Internets as a response to hillary.

Posted by: ace


That's not helping America heal, bro.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (4e+hS)

144 Clinton/Zod 2020.

Make America Weird Again.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (XzT/D)

145 I can already see it: Clinton / Newsome 2020

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (t41dG)

146 Watch for a run on new faces on the Sunday morning talking heads shows. They will be evaluating the trends from each.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (axyOa)

147 They'll sit her in a room and we'll only be allowed to see her on video.
Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (DQebX)


Comrades, we must protect her from physical attacks by rabid Trump supporters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (BiNEL)

148
The Black Queen chants the funeral march
The cracked brass bell will ring
To summon back the Fire Witch
To the Court of the Crimson King

Posted by: QAnon at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (TuUK9)

149 Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (5MzIH)
================
Exactly.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RZIhl)

150 Dagan McDowell is hilarious today. Now she's taking down Hillary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

151 130 Run Hillary Run
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (G546f)
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You have far more confidence in Hillary' ability to move than I do...

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (qC1Sy)

152 114 So their are rumors coming from Japan about a defection, because a Chinese deputy is Talking to The US Transportation Secretary and She is acting like she not talking to him.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (dKiJG)

Um, what exactly do these things have to do with one another?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

153 POLL : 82% of Registered Bollards Suport Hillary!

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (fjX/+)

154 "44 Waiting for POTUS to finally let loose on these corrupt clowns. I want televised hangings for the coup plotters. I am done with this sorry group of traitors.

Posted by: jmel at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (OeWgo) "



This is the only political news I want to hear.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (bwo3w)

155 Piss off, racist foreign retard.
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But I just got here.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Dh1wo)

156 Luckily, they actively marginalized her and are now going on the evening shows to accuse her of being Russian asset.
Because smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

Because she's not in The Club.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (uEbPt)

157 Mitt fucking Romney, just watch

Posted by: DJ3Way at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (bhPL1)

158 I hear that train's a comin'

It's comin' round the bend . . .

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (4ZE6o)

159 When a half-dozen Democratic donors gathered at the Whitby Hotel in Manhattan last week...


Afterparty at Carfax Abbey. The master was so very pleased!

Posted by: Renfield at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)

160 You mock her but,

Her exoskeleton and reprogramming are complete.

Omar the tent maker has created new and larger smocks to hide the machinery
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)
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The skin staples are 74% less visible to the naked eye.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (YOhRS)

161 But these people, who spoke anonymously to discuss private conversations, say she enjoys the freedom that comes with not being on the ballot.

Translation: She is usually having psychotic episodes and days long drinking binges that would be obvious if she were to run.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (lD3vL)

162 >>>The Black Queen chants the funeral march
The cracked brass bell will ring
To summon back the Fire Witch
To the Court of the Crimson King
Posted by: QAnon

i should really try listening to them one day

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

163 As I've been saying for 3 years now, if the Dems truly believed that the The Russians! stole the 2016 election from Hillary then it's only logical that she be the nominee for 2020. How could any of them oppose this?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (CQ3Qb)

164 She's got to be the most delusional idiot I've ever seen.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (dUJdY)

165 Hillary. . .

And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door, just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (bDqIh)

166 Hillary has been fully converted to a Max Headroom AI, complete with tbe stuttering.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Kzgrb)

167 Clinton = Made of stuff that techs have to don full decon gear, i.e. ebola suits, to handle.
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (oiNtH)
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Well, *we* wouldn't go near her.

Posted by: Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombies at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (BLD7q)

168 The Democrat party adopts policies that would have Lenin and Stalin saying, "Not so fast, Comrade," and they demand that every Dem candidate endorse every one of those policies, because they're totalitarians and that's what totalitarians do.

And they're surprised that none of their candidates are electable.

Well alrighty, then.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

169 bitch can't even navigate stairs
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

They'll be modifying the White House to a ranch house!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (BiNEL)

170 I gotta admit the Restraining Order found an even more annoying big mouthed piece of shit than he is for wife #2. If the Ohio GOP would get off their dead asses and try to defeat him, being around her all the time would surely get that oaf to tune her up for primo tabloid entertainment.
Posted by: Captain Hate

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What a POS this guy is. If the OH eGOP would have put up even a half-hearted fight, we've have gotten someone else.

I am so ashamed of my state.

Texas or Tennessee - soon.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (Y4EXg)

171 When you go to a meeting or a pitch and you have a minute or two before you enter the boardroom you always take a second to make sure that everything is in place and straighten your tie, whatever.

How does someone running for President of the United States not make sure his teeth are glued in before going into a nationally televised debate? You would think he would have some guy whose sole job was tooth checker.

I do not eve think the FEC would think that is an unreasonable expenditure.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (HALdu)

172
One caller? A man doing a bad French accent identifying himself as Pierre Delecto

========

This must become a moron meme.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (Xm5XV)

173 Someone say 'orgy'??

Posted by: Katie! at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (ykYG2)

174 131
You mock her but,



Her exoskeleton and reprogramming are complete.



Omar the tent maker has created new and larger smocks to hide the machinery

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Stuxnet virus ftw

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (5l6gb)

175 Just remember the primaries mean nothing to the DNC. The DNC has the "super delegates" who determine the nominee at the convention.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

176 This bitch is insane. I had a Democrat lament to me the other day about Trump, but she couldn't bring herself to vote for Hillary in 2016. (This person stayed home).

So what makes this dumbfuck think she could win this time?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (JcXHH)

177 It's not surprising that Hillary may be thinking of running. The Left lacks any self awareness in the least.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (9YKBM)

178 Hell, I'll run. The grift take alone will set me up for life!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (WMmSf)

179 >>How does someone running for President of the United States not make sure his teeth are glued in before going into a nationally televised debate? You would think he would have some guy whose sole job was tooth checker.



The Glue was fine.


Joe insisted on winding them back up during each commercial break.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (fjX/+)

180 i should really try listening to them one day


That song was perfect for the Obama Whitehouse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (TuUK9)

181 I can't mock The Beast for falling on stairs. I broke my damned ankle stepping off a curb weird.

Oh wait...she claims she broke her toe "running" upstairs, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

182 Hillary will do a faceplant walking onto the stage. In the process she'll take Creepy Joe out at the knees.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (aCNZ6)

183
A man doing a bad French accent identifying himself as Pierre Delecto

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This must become a moron meme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=========

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: Le Blonde Morticia's Biggest Fan, Not a Sock At All at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (Xm5XV)

184 I am LOLing at the Demfmedia. Ooohh some political hack that Trump fired said something! Oooh we got him now! LOLGF. Free beer tomorrow bitches!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (0W3mK)

185 176 This bitch is insane. I had a Democrat lament to me the other day about Trump, but she couldn't bring herself to vote for Hillary in 2016. (This person stayed home).

So what makes this dumbfuck think she could win this time?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (JcXHH)
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Much like the fools who tout socialism, this time, it will be different!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:34 PM (qC1Sy)

186 now the irony about the muh Russia business is it almost all comes from a message board called Hamilton 68, from the alliance for democracy or some such, the head honcho is Michael Chertoff in partnership with the rear admiral and general hayden, well Chertoff happens to have been one of the attorney along with lanny davis for dimitro firtash, who represented a group of European politicians like the former polish prime minister who is also on the board of burisma,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:34 PM (x+C/t)

187 It's funny they're so scared of running Lizzie Warren. She's the obvious choice for them, the Last Squaw Standing.

Yeah I think they see her as Hillary without the political momentum or popular husband to draw affection for. Just an unlikable, unqualified, unpleasant harridan that can't win. And worse: she has all the big donors uncomfortable and unhappy because she keeps trying to extort more money from them all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

188 Liawatha was here in Chicago today wearing a red tee shirt out on the picket lines with the teachers.

The teachers who get their health insurance and ridiculous pensions from the city of Chicago.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (4ZE6o)

189 Hillary has been fully converted to a Max Headroom AI, complete with tbe stuttering.
Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Kzgrb)
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The prehensile tail is 90.3% lethal when it strikes.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (YOhRS)

190 Because he's sofaking off-putting, they'd LOSE voters. He's an obnoxious fuck.



Hillary was off putting too. The media just told us she wasn't, and if we still thought so it's because we hate women.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (2I33r)

191 While Clinton is a crook and should hang for her treachery she is more honest than Warren.

The words "Clinton" and "honesty" cannot appear in the same sentence, or for that matter any article.

Besides, when did leaving a trail of dead bodies equate to being "honest"?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (lD3vL)

192 Bring me the blood of the newborns and watch my rebirth!

Posted by: Wormface Milhous Von Thundershart at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (BRpqW)

193 Thinking of all Hillary's gaffs, falls, slips, faints and stupid expressions makes me long for her to run just so we can be entertained by more hilarious gifs.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (jUVms)

194 The conservative case for Hillary Clinton!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (0W3mK)

195 Oh wait...she claims she broke her toe "running" upstairs, right?
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Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

196 The funny thing with Romney is that he is thinking this is his big chance to run for president, however, he is not considering the downside of a run.

He is thinking "Hey, I run I win I am pres. I run I lose I am a senator." He does not realize the if he runs and loses he winds up being a slightly older, weirder Evan McMullin who is a senator.

If Romney runs and gets his ass handed to him he is goign to have to exile himself to Utah forever.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (HALdu)

197 so everyone's going to ignore her Epstein, FISA gate, Russia Uranium One, and other clinton problems for now? Or that she's a dumb old fat skunk?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (FEQY4)

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Remember NPCs are NPCs. That portion of the electorate will do as they are commanded on social media and television. Every time.

Once media and Party functionaries coalesce around a candidate or policy - it's a done deal. The celebrities and newstalkers will fall into the Party line, and the NPCs will follow the commands.

They're completely mindless.

All it would take is for a couple of daytime lady-bitch TV show hosts to do a couple weeks of glowing profiles of brave Americans who've stuck their hands in the dispose-all to show solidarity with the differently abled, and you'd see Leftist NPCs walking around with stumps in no time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

198 Laugh if you want, but Hillary remains a very formidable adversary.

I was talking to some 11bs with CIBs, and they have good memories of their time under Bill. No eternal wars, adequate funding, and innovated training that created a lean and lethal force that Dubya went and broke in Iraq in Afghanistan.

Don't get me wrong, I would have crawled over broken glass to vote for Trump over Hillary and will do so again, but I'm worried that the rest of the military is going to decide that Trump's rude tweets are just too much to take.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

199 Hillary/Chelsea

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

200
But seriously, the reason she's leaking (sorry, terminology) that she may run is STRICTLY so she can claim political persecution if/when the shadow of Huber/Horowitz/Durham falls on her.

That's it.

"He has a pattern of doing this -- it happened to Joe Biden, now it's happening to me."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Xm5XV)

201 Let's increase the clown car number-Get in the race, Eric Holder!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (WI7YS)

202 "But these people, who spoke anonymously to discuss private conversations, say she enjoys the freedom that comes with not being on Cell Block A."

FIFY

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (786Ro)

203 Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (sWM8x)


That's one of the tests Catholic exorcists use when deciding whether a person is demon possessed: Can the afflicted one run up stairs backwards?

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (kD8Fh)

204 The words "Clinton" and "honesty" cannot appear in the same sentence, or for that matter any article.

Besides, when did leaving a trail of dead bodies equate to being "honest"?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (lD3vL)


This.

What the fuck scale are you using? At what point do we really need to start splitting hairs on to sub-humans that lie about absolutely everything possible in the hopes to gain wealth and power?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

205 I believe its time to let the glory out.

Tanned

Rested

Ready!

Posted by: Al Gore at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EU5zR)

206 Hillary running would be great! Aside from the obvious reasons, she'd publish her schedule every day and John Durham would find her that much more easily!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (NVYyb)

207 If Hillary runs, Trump can make campaign ads out of her long list of excuses. I would especially want him to use the one where she says that we women voted for Trump because our fathers, husbands, and sons told us to. Insulting us as "deplorables" worked so well. This would be even more effective.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

208 The words "Clinton" and "honesty" cannot appear in the same sentence, or for that matter any article.

Besides, when did leaving a trail of dead bodies equate to being "honest"?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (lD3vL)



How does that equate to being dishonest? Loots of serial killers admit to murdering dozens. They might be murderers but they are not liars. She is what she is and has never really pretended to be otherwise.

Warren is a bigger liar than Hillary.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (HALdu)

209 Didn't Hillary sort of disqualify herself with normal dems when she spouted her two pronged Russian asset theory?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (jUVms)

210 >>Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.

In HEELs.
As women do.
*cough*

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (bDqIh)

211 Hillary will get into a cat fight with Tulsi on the debate stage. bitch slapping and hair pulling.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

212 Oh wait...she claims she broke her toe "running" upstairs, right?

It was garbled in translation, she had "the Runs".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (lD3vL)

213 I believe its time to let the glory out.

Tanned

Rested

Ready!
Posted by: Al Gore at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EU5zR)
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Happy ending in mind.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (YOhRS)

214 Isn't Pierre Delecto a sex act or position or something?

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (t41dG)

215 193 Thinking of all Hillary's gaffs, falls, slips, faints and stupid expressions makes me long for her to run just so we can be entertained by more hilarious gifs.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (jUVms)


Like this one?

https://youtu.be/HGaF-hw9xxI

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (jYnPD)

216

If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Trumpbusters!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (aKsyK)

217 Soo mama weer all crazee now, won't run, because she couldn't beat Trump with everything against him & she had a Billion $ war chest

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (BqBId)

218 Oprah!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (NVYyb)

219 205 I believe its time to let the glory out.

Al, please, keep the bathrobe closed.

For the love of all that's holy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (kD8Fh)

220 Which Hillary is going to run? The cybernetic version from the future? Or the bad plastic surgery replacement clone? Or maybe the one that gets tossed around like a side o beef.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (q177U)

221 Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

lmao!

Posted by: demoncrat at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (tCKjQ)

222 Hey, whatever happed to John Edwards? He has the hair for it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (jUVms)

223 Delicious Peter is waiting to be drafted by the Dems.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (aCNZ6)

224 Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

That's one of the tests Catholic exorcists use when deciding whether a person is demon possessed: Can the afflicted one run up stairs backwards?
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Is the afflicted incapable of ordering off a Chipotle Menu without and intermediary?

Posted by: Fr. Bob at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (/nuDC)

225 Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.
---
She's been powering through that broken femur.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (YOhRS)

226 That ad was fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (XzT/D)

To be fair, Trump had some good ones. The man does more with a tweet than half the GOP consultancy does in a week.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (x+m9f)

227 Former Secretary of State John F. Kerry, who associates say has wondered aloud about whether he should have run and has found it hard to watch Mr. Biden's missteps, has also been urged to get in...

There's my 100:1 longshot, entering the chute...

Why, just the other day WE were discussing possible late entrants. While I'm not buying him, if I did wind up with him, it's off to the Mexican dog food factory for this claimer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (Z4rgH)

228 Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)
=====================

Heh.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (RZIhl)

229 It was garbled in translation, she had "the Runs".

lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

230 Maybe its time for the next generation of grifters. Chelsea for President!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (NVYyb)

231 The Glue was fine.


Joe insisted on winding them back up during each commercial break.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (fjX/+)




Nicely done

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (HALdu)

232 Run, run Hillary!
DNC's gotta take back this town.
Bill, make her hurry
Tell her she can take the freeway down
Run, run Hillary!
Grifting like a merry-go-round.
*guitar licks*


Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berry at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (q1Pj5)

233 No way any Democrat is going to let her run.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

234 and he's eating his own teeth.

Actually that sounds more like Pelosi.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

235 It's funny they're so scared of running Lizzie Warren. She's the obvious choice for them, the Last Squaw Standing.

Yeah I think they see her as Hillary without the political momentum or popular husband to draw affection for. Just an unlikable, unqualified, unpleasant harridan that can't win. And worse: she has all the big donors uncomfortable and unhappy because she keeps trying to extort more money from them all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:34 PM (KZzsI)


Just someone else with the appeal of crab lice the Massholes inflict on the country. Like electing Willard the Latter Day Rat as Governor.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (y7DUB)

236 he's eating his own teeth.

lmao!
Posted by: demoncrat at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (tCKjQ)
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You have a problem with that?

Posted by: Nancy Pantloadsi at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (YOhRS)

237 That's one of the tests Catholic exorcists use when deciding whether a person is demon possessed: Can the afflicted one run up stairs backwards?

Sideways, and I hardly even need to sprout a new pseudopod.

Posted by: The Thing (still less creepy than Messieu Delecto) at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (ykYG2)

238 The democrat party:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhKbP87pNME

Billy Crystal - I Hate When That Happens

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Like this one?

https://youtu.be/HGaF-hw9xxI
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (jYnPD)

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hhhaahahhhahaha Yes, exactly! Love that one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (jUVms)

240 Warren is a bigger liar than Hillary.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (HALdu)

It's possible but the lying dial only goes up to eleven and both have reached it so we really don't know for sure.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (9YKBM)

241 "The conservative case for Hillary Clinton!
Posted by: Minnfidel"


If I could still get hard, that would do it for me.

Posted by: "The Expert" Tom Nichols at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (OD2ni)

242 Wahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Fmkqn)

243 So if these democrats think that Corey Booker is a weak candidate who couldn't win, is it because they're racist, or because they're homophobic?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (+lVUW)

244 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (arJlL)

245 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (RZIhl)

246 Mollie @MZHemingway
1h
No one said helping investigations into Ukraine's 2016 meddling and previous corruption was done "to help Trump in 2020." That's Democratic/media spin to help themselves avoid accountability for same.

Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher
People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020:
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Taylor
Gordon Sondland
Mick Mulvaney
Donald Trump

The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)

247 They all know it.


Trump is "probably the most talented politician that we've seen in a long time" --

@JulianCastro

Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (keBn8)

248 Didn't she already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?

She keeps claiming that, I thought.

lol

This is why I come here.

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (arJlL)

249 Camera pans over to Hilldo, passed out drunk in a recliner with empty gin bottles strewn about...
____________________________________
Incoming ICBMs, Madam President. Uh, Madam President? FKING INCOMING ICBMS'S!!!!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (JXKKq)

250 It's 3 a.m.

I've got 'sirenes' in my head, but I know that's 2 a.m.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NpvYf)

251 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
======
Reporterette was wearing a crucifix necklace - reaction of demoniac to blessed object QED.

Posted by: Fr. Bob at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (lZdEU)

252 Puppet Show

and

Meet Candidate Hillary!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (q1Pj5)

253
Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (wyL+Z)

254 Who are these people and why are they primary-ing me?

Posted by: Hillary! at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NpvYf)

255 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (RZIhl)
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Exoskeleton glitching.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (BLD7q)

256 You really have to feel sorry for Huma should Hillary run again.

Kind of hard to imagine how depressing it must have been for her to be stuck in the back of the Scooby Van servicing Hillary in between Chipotle stops and emergency runs to rest rooms.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (HALdu)

257 Not saying aliens, but aliens might work best this yea

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NVYyb)

258 Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher
People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020:
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Taylor
Gordon Sondland
Mick Mulvaney
Donald Trump

The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)
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Damn what you people use for a brain I wouldn't even wipe my toilet with.

Posted by: Nancy Pantloadsi at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (YOhRS)

259 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
======
Reporterette was wearing a crucifix necklace - reaction of demoniac to blessed object QED.
=======================

I am sitting in my office laughing pretty hard at that response.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (RZIhl)

260 To be honest, I think if that rich starbucks guy, Schultz would team up with senatrix from MN, Klobuchar they may have a winning ticket.

They would have a "successful businessman" and a "lifelong public servant". They would have a woman on th ballot. They'd have some Midwest cred. And he could self-fund until they start getting the cash from donors.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (xptlg)

261 Please mr. please, don't play be-17
It was our song, it was his song, but it's over
Please mr. please, if you know what I mean
I don't ever wanna hear that song again

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (kLDv+)

262 Sherrod Brown?

LOLGF

Posted by: MSM at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (FiUMj)

263 They all know it.


Trump is "probably the most talented politician that we've seen in a long time" --

@JulianCastro

Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (keBn
*****
Shorter version Rich & Honest

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (BqBId)

264 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (RZIhl)
------
Exoskeleton glitching.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (BLD7q)
---
I heard it was side effects from the combat drug.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (YOhRS)

265 Exoskeleton glitching.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (BLD7q)

=========
Chinese made software upgraded itself right at that very moment. Rough timing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NVYyb)

266 Isn't Pierre Delecto a sex act or position or something?
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM

Missionary?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (0W3mK)

267 I ain't dead yet youngins!

Posted by: Jimmah the Peanut Farmer at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BRpqW)

268 Which Hillary is going to run? The cybernetic version from the future? Or the bad plastic surgery replacement clone? Or maybe the one that gets tossed around like a side o beef.
Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (q177U)


the one sponsored by Hoveround"

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (M+Lyo)

269 Pelosi's speakership wrecked the democrats in 2010 and it looks as though 2020 will be a repeat.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (K3B2k)

270 "Kind of hard to imagine how depressing it must have been for her to be stuck in the back of the Scooby Van servicing Hillary in between Chipotle stops and emergency runs to rest rooms.
Posted by: not"


Not to mention the dreading next bombshell the NY Post would drop about her husband.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (OD2ni)

271 Rosario Dawson is in Zombieland 2. She plays a MILF who wants to bone Woody Harrelson. I could believe her in that role.

I can't believe Dawson in the role of someone who wants to bone Cory Booker. Sooner or later she's going to be caught on camera holding hands with a white dude and/or laughing about what a queen Cory is.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (ykYG2)

272 211
Hillary will get into a cat fight with Tulsi on the debate stage. bitch slapping and hair pulling.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

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Tulsi also worries me. She's smart, pretty and not at all part of a weird Hare Krisna cult that follows her all over the place.

And if she is, as a combat-tested warrior, I respect her faith tradition. That's what America is about, the freedom to hang out in a cult and make kids watch drag queens. Those are the very blessings of liberty that my fellow 11bs who all hold CIBs are fighting to defend.

I'm pretty sure that if drag queen story hour was outlawed, the whole military would pretty much drop out.

Tulsi or Hillary is going to be a tough call for my battalion because they hate Trump's tweets so much. Pay raises, better training and new equipment can't offset the very real pain he causes when he attacks solid reporters like Jake Tapper.

Just yesterday a retired SFC with a CIB and Silver Star on the bring of tears, demanding to know why Trump's people won't go on CNN! That's what we fought for, dammit. And Trump just acts like no one cares.

It's going to hurt him next November.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

273 Nobody wants Klobuchar.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)

274 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
======
Reporterette was wearing a crucifix necklace - reaction of demoniac to blessed object QED.
=======================

I am sitting in my office laughing pretty hard at that response.
====
Bless you. Don't forget to put a little extra in the collection plate come Sunday!

Posted by: Fr. Bob at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/nuDC)

275 197:

"
Remember NPCs are NPCs. That portion of the electorate will do as they are commanded on social media and television. Every time.

Once media and Party functionaries coalesce around a candidate or policy - it's a done deal. The celebrities and newstalkers will fall into the Party line, and the NPCs will follow the commands.

They're completely mindless.

All it would take is for a couple of daytime lady-bitch TV show hosts to do a couple weeks of glowing profiles of brave Americans who've stuck their hands in the dispose-all to show solidarity with the differently abled, and you'd see Leftist NPCs walking around with stumps in no time."

All correct except the pluralization of "week."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (iw59Q)

276 43 I mean, if you have to turn the whole thing upside-down and shake it violently and you STILL can't find a candidate... Wow.
Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (DQebX)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (1vjNQ)

277 @SenRomney
45 Seconds Ago

After much consideration, I have decided it is for the good of the country that I will step in and fill the void of an eligible old white male Democrat to run and beat Trump.

I'm in bitches!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (FiUMj)

278 "The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId")"


Is Bill Wynn back?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (OD2ni)

279 >>>Isn't Pierre Delecto a sex act or position or something?
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (t41dG)

It's more like a "lifestyle choice."

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (q177U)

280 Klobuchar has resting I'll Cut a Bitch face. She'll never be president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

281 It's possible but the lying dial only goes up to eleven and both have reached it so we really don't know for sure.

With these folks, there really is no viable metric that can be understood by Normals.

Hypocricy, lies, sedition, murder are not vices, these things are tools.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (lD3vL)

282 http://bit.ly/2Je8HV4
*******
Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence
*******
These people are soooooo stupid it hurts

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

283 What Mormon politician isn't loathsome ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (lD3vL)


Orrin Hatch was a good guy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (kD8Fh)

284 Why not Adam Schiff? It'll be fun!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NVYyb)

285 Democrats who have recently spoken with Mrs. Clinton say she shares the same concerns other party elites have about the field -- worried about... Warren's liberal politics


Say what???

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (786Ro)

286 Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)
---
You funnee!

Posted by: Margaret Cho at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (sWM8x)

287
After much consideration, I have decided it is for the good of the country that I will step in and fill the void of an eligible old white male Democrat to run and beat Trump.

I think you should Mitt. I think you're a genius and the right person for the job. You can count on my support!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (0W3mK)

288 282 http://bit.ly/2Je8HV4
*******
Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence
*******
These people are soooooo stupid it hurts
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

___

BITCH SET ME UP!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (FiUMj)

289 Is Bill Wynn back?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (OD2ni)

It's derp after being off his meds.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (jYnPD)

290 http://bit.ly/2Je8HV4
*******
Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence
*******
These people are soooooo stupid it hurts
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)
---
You saw nothing.
nothing.
nothing.

Posted by: CNN at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (YOhRS)

291 >>Isn't Pierre Delecto a sex act or position or something?

"Lucky Pierre"

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (bDqIh)

292 Another rat seems to be getting mouthy.

>>(Claire Russel, Liberty Headlines) Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ars9d8

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

293 Oh please run. Please run

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (85Gof)

294 I sae Eye Is Pissing Blood open for Reckless Kelly at Emo's Austin in '98.

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (mK7EU)

295 the link to what I was referring,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (x+C/t)

296 *******

Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence

*******


It's just a flesh wound. I've had worse. Have at you!

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (q1Pj5)

297 Warren's liberal politics
===
this is code for wall street limo liberals are talking about voting for trump . . .

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (D3liS)

298 Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence



Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

Pics, or it happened.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (jYnPD)

299 Another rat seems to be getting mouthy.

>>(Claire Russel, Liberty Headlines) Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ars9d8
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Hey we could hold the impeachment on her plane on the runway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (85Gof)

300 Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.

___

Uhm hello? Right here! The fuck, are we invisible?

Posted by: MSM, Hollywood, Music Industry, Fashion Magazines at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (FiUMj)

301 Not to all kinda 'deep' here but this is pretty much a direct result of the Obama Era : No governors with any chops and the Senators all way left .Thankfully Michelle is to lazy and self-centered to step up and Do the Right Thing Reelect The President Trump 2020

Posted by: jaytrain at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (eh3OZ)

302 But seriously, the reason she's leaking (sorry, terminology) that she may run is STRICTLY so she can claim political persecution if/when the shadow of Huber/Horowitz/Durham falls on her.

That's it.

"He has a pattern of doing this -- it happened to Joe Biden, now it's happening to me."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Xm5XV)
======

I agree. She's such a disgusting, conniving whore.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (JcXHH)

303 Nobody wants Klobuchar.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)


It sounds like something you get a shot for

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (M+Lyo)

304 "Nobody wants Klobuchar.
Posted by: not "


I'd hit it. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (OD2ni)

305 This time Hilldogger should run dressed head to toe in black leather and shout "I'm baaaackkkk!" at her campaign stops

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (NVYyb)

306 Eye pissing blood and eating his own teeth LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (KNsKs)

307 Fr. Bob at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/nuDC)
==========================

I figured that would come up sooner or later.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (RZIhl)

308 The Dems need a 78 year old Michael Bloomberg for a candidate.

Or the 72 year old Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (+0uDE)

309 Tulsi is electable. She's using the Trump playbook. A lot of Dems that voted for Trump would vote for her. A lot of women who voted for Trump would vote for her.
She's the dangerous type of Derm. She's as lefty as the rest but doesn't seem so.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (gaHzY)

310 >>Hey we could hold the impeachment on her plane on the runway

After we talk about grandkids and golf.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

311 President Trump was asking to look into 2016, not anything in the future.
As some blogger said, I'm running for the Presidency the rest of my life so there will be no investigations into anything previously in my life.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (ZCEU2)

312 One term is enough, Mrs. Causescu.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (XeB9R)

313 175 Just remember the primaries mean nothing to the DNC. The DNC has the "super delegates" who determine the nominee at the convention.
Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

Sort of like an Electoral College of delegates?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (jp0Bv)

314 >>Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence

First, what is a normal explanation for nekkid hair-brushing a young staffer????

B, time for Red State to release the other pictures.

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (bDqIh)

315 this is code for wall street limo liberals are talking about voting for trump . . .

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (D3liS)

---
It's not just Wall Street.

The Dems are now the party of the super-rich. That's why the banks were left intact and the Fed juiced stocks for Obama's entire term.

Warren is enough of a lunatic that they fear she might actually just confiscate everything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)

316 Another rat seems to be getting mouthy.

>>(Claire Russel, Liberty Headlines) Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.
=====
So its supposedly illegal for Trump to investigate the illegal crimes of a political candidate, but its totes fine for people who are the targets of criminal investigation to conspire to impeach the guy doing the investigating.

At what point can we just start kicking people's ass because they just too stupid to be humored any longer? Serious question.

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (C6xeQ)

317 Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly
support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional
leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President
Donald Trump.



https://tinyurl.com/y6ars9d8

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

========

yeah, yeah, yeah...

Get back, Loretta. Get back to where you belong. Leavenworth.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (NVYyb)

318 Wow Katie Hill is kinda cute, but what a whore.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (0W3mK)

319 simplemind

Two weeks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (u82oZ)

320 Is Gary Hartpence still alive?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (flINI)

321 Surprised Whitehouse is not running

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (5yFgt)

322 245
Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to
spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a
seizure)?


gimbal lock

Posted by: Quaternions are your Friends at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

323 She's the dangerous type of Derm. She's as lefty as the rest but doesn't seem so.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (gaHzY)


She started out centrist, going against her own party on the LGBT issue for example, and also criticizing the Demonrat Senators for attacking a Judicial nominee's membership in Knights of Columbus, saying it was religious bigotry. Her natural position is centrist, but she is shifting left for political reasons.

So she is not our friend.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (kD8Fh)

324 It's not just Wall Street.

The Dems are now the party of the super-rich. That's why the banks were left intact and the Fed juiced stocks for Obama's entire term.

Warren is enough of a lunatic that they fear she might actually just confiscate everything.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)

___

A lot of Bernie types are mad at Obama for leaving Wall St alone. Can't blame them really. He promised them a revolution after all.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (FiUMj)

325 309
Tulsi is electable. She's using the Trump playbook. A lot of Dems that
voted for Trump would vote for her. A lot of women who voted for Trump
would vote for her.
She's the dangerous type of Derm. She's as lefty as the rest but doesn't seem so.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (gaHzY)

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No, she's a total nut, and under close questioning will happily admit it.

Right now she gets a pass because she's the one on the attack and The Party is just trying to ignore her. I think Hillary's broadside was the 'bat signal' for the press to take her out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)

326 Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)
*****
surprised they are all worried since a bunch of people here think nothing is gonna happen.

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (BqBId)

327 They keep replacing Hillary with more exoskeleton...well pretty soon it's all exoskeleton, with some fleshy bits being used as a kind of meat sock.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (q177U)

328 "Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly

support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional

leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President

Donald Trump."
What does she want? The GOP is already onboard.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (K3B2k)

329 Of course Dems going with who you going to believe me or your lying eyes.

Ilhan Omar is still going with the Republican conspiracy theory that she is banging her campaign consultant.

It works for them why not.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZfRYq)

330 Tulsi is not electable in the Democrat Party as currently constituted, however. That's why she'll never get over 2%. The more sense she makes, the more they hate her for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

331 Here's the problem that the democrats face in places like Michigan.
You have democrats who are members of the free shit army who also love identity politics, because it justifies their living off the backs of the taxpayers.

Then you have democrats who don't like welfare or identity politics, but they resent rich people, whom they identify with the republican party.

It's difficult for the democrats to come up with a candidate who appeals to both groups of democrats.

One of Hillary's mistakes was taking money from Goldman Sachs, causing her to be identified with the hated rich. Another was picking welfare democrats over working democrats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (+lVUW)

332 First, what is a normal explanation for nekkid hair-brushing a young staffer????

B, time for Red State to release the other pictures.
Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM

Apparently she was part of a "throuple" with her husband with her. She was also apparently banging a male staffer outside of the "throuple". I found my thrill...on Katie Hill..Skeez.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (0W3mK)

333 "I am sitting in my office laughing pretty hard at that response."

What?
Never seen the pics of both Shrillery and the spawn wearing necklaces with upside down crosses on them?

Posted by: teej at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (I0I+D)

334 simplemind

Two weeks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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*golf clap*

Thank you for giving my question the response that it deserved.

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (dNzvn)

335 there's always... Gavin Newsome.


hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (NVYyb)

336 I think they should ALL run. Knife fight on the DNC floor, and when the blood and recriminations implode the conventkon they should ALL run as independents...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (zoyKY)

337 >>People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020:
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Taylor
Gordon Sondland
Mick Mulvaney
Donald Trump

This is what I'm talking about the media lying right to our faces and far too many people are just rolling over and buying it instead of calling them lying shitbags.

It's right in the call transcript. At no time did Trump mention the 2020 election, he asked Zelensky to assist in an ongoing investigation of things that had already been done in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

338 John Brennan 2020! CIA to CYA.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (RqQOX)

339 Tulsi Gabbard is Joey Bidet with a shotgun knee-capping other Presidential hopefulls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (5yFgt)

340 The media had a lot of people believing Obama was 'moderate'.

They would do the same with Tulsi.

A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)

341 Wow Katie Hill is kinda cute, but what a whore.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (0W3mK)


She's very average, but yes. Lying about the first affair. Brings in the husband to make it "all better." Then tells them she needs to focus on her job and starts a lesbo relationship with ANOTHER staffer.

Man.....she should work for BangBros.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Colin Powell.

Mark my words!

Posted by: sinmi at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (OZ/DT)

343 Kallisto-

I saw your message on the gardening Thread.

Thanks.

P.S.

I hope you have short arms !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (arJlL)

344 Can I get me a ball wax in here?

Posted by: Silky Pony at October 22, 2019 05:55 PM (sWM8x)

345 Hillary is so helpful for the other candidates ... and only old handsy Joe is acceptable to her ... "but gosh darnit it, Joe just seems so frail and his mind so weak, and he has all that graft. I might just have to come save the day from the Russian assets and retards".

yeah, Clinton has no energy, certainly not for the primaries, and the Bernie Bots still hate her for rigging the last election. Witch Hilda would need to be escorted to the front of the line, then have her mafia take out Trump ... then she can swagger in to her rightly place on the throne. She'll need more infant blood transfusions to keep her alive that long, but her mind is already poisoned ... Putin's (or some enemy covering their tracks) polonium getting to her finally?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 05:55 PM (Cus5s)

346 Posted by: sinmi at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (OZ/DT)
******
He is as sharp a a butter knife, Trump would carve him up like a Turkey on Thanksgiving

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (BqBId)

347 315:

"It's not just Wall Street.

The Dems are now the party of the super-rich. That's why the banks were left intact and the Fed juiced stocks for Obama's entire term.

Warren is enough of a lunatic that they fear she might actually just confiscate everything."

I live in an open primary state and plan to cross over and vote for Bernie or Liz or whoever is the more likely Red for this very reason. If the stars were disastrously to misalign and somehow Trump were to be removed from office, I would vote to put Bernie or Lizzie or another Red into the White House simply to watch these maggots squirm.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (iw59Q)

348 First, what is a normal explanation for nekkid hair-brushing a young staffer????

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (bDqIh)
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You're talking about the blowjobs-from-pages party here.

Posted by: CNN at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (YOhRS)

349 I have dutifully read the sidebar and have researched Amber Heard's nipples.
She has two.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (axyOa)

350 What about that chick from Arizona? Sinema?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

351 I stand with Amber and from now on will only appear in public topless.

Posted by: Hills at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (2N7oZ)

352 well, there was this:

theweek.com/articles/801606/how-hillary-clinton-could-win-2020

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (ZqRa6)

353 Mittels Rombley/Colon Bowels 2020?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (5yFgt)

354 Rested and Ready, bitches.

Posted by: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (WjcFW)

355 Dangerous times call for Dangerous people.

Anthony Weiner. Eric Holder.

Weiner / Holder 2020.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (sPO/s)

356 Can't Hillary just 'deem' herself the nominee? I do remember reading a quote from her hellspawn saying she, Chelsea, had no interest in running a campaign but if an office opened up and was handed to her, presumably on a satin pillow, I guess, she would take the office. I guess I am assuming that Hillary would accept the nomination by acclamation. And I imagine the Pope would be willing to handle the coronation. Unfortunately there is the problem of Hillary bursting into flames if she sets foot in a church but they could probably doing it outdoors.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (1NxC3)

357 I Love the quote "If they thought they could win they would enter the primary."

If you THOUGHT you could win why are you already not in the Primary.

The correct answer if "If I thought I could win I would jump in the primary, so I could be crushed as bad as Dukakis was in 1992 by the Juggernaught that is the Trump 2020.

However Hillary might jump in so she can publish her next book. Working title "It happened again."

Posted by: Picric at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (nonGu)

358 Good, glad they are having trouble with the ultra libs they have been embracing as demigods these last few years.

Of course, we went through it last time, and came up with Trump, who turned out to be awesome.
And I want all of her emails to be made public the day Hillary announces, if she does so.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (r+sAi)

359 The media had a lot of people believing Obama was 'moderate'.

They would do the same with Tulsi.

A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.


Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)

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They've gotten their orders. She's to be destroyed. Too many big shots are threatened by her.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)

360 Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM

Which is why the dems want to do all this bullshit in private. So they can control the narrative and process and leak what they want. See today as exhibit A. Most people I think are fed up with this shit. The dems are trying a hail Mary and it's going to fail.

Posted by: MInnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (0W3mK)

361 The Dems could win, if they selected a candidate that isn't fucking crazy.

Unfortunately they are all fucking crazy. And so is the Dem electorate.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (noE+3)

362 Oh, please run, Skankles. Please.

You think you get schlonged the last time around? When Teh Donald is finished with you, you'll feel like you've been gang-banged by zombie John Holmes and his undead Schlong Pack.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Ki5SV)

363 I think John Kerry is only 76 years old.

You know that Jimmy Carter is still eligible for another term!

Peanut Power 2020!!!

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (+0uDE)

364 First, what is a normal explanation for nekkid hair-brushing a young staffer????

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (bDqIh)


RedState says they have more images where she's in some "more intimate" positions with the staffer.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

365 "Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence"

"Ohhh, you mean THAT penis. Never seen it before and it tasted kind of better anyway"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)

366 Hillary could not run for anything even if a taxi dropped off 10 yards in front of the finish line.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (1g7ch)

367 >>She's very average, but yes. Lying about the first affair. Brings in the husband to make it "all better." Then tells them she needs to focus on her job and starts a lesbo relationship with ANOTHER staffer.


The second affair was with a male staffer, and she lied about that for 1 year before the husband and female staffer-lover found out.

She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

368 "I meant 'bitter'." -- Katie

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)

369 I can't believe the Dems don't want to show us all how it would have been so much better to have Hillary as our president these last few years.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (YOhRS)

370 132 Homos all.
Posted by: Tulsi, buy my swimsuit calender at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (BRpqW)

We seriously have the best snark on the internet.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (1vjNQ)

371 When in doubt, get the billionaire garden gnome in there to sort shit out.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (kLDv+)

372 They would do the same with Tulsi.

A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.


Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)


Google and YouTube are already squashing her in search results. They will not allow her to be the candidate.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM

That's a fancy way of saying she's a whore.

Posted by: MInnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (0W3mK)

374
This is what I'm talking about the media lying
right to our faces and far too many people are just rolling over and
buying it instead of calling them lying shitbags.



It's right in the call transcript. At no time did Trump mention the
2020 election, he asked Zelensky to assist in an ongoing investigation
of things that had already been done in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

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This.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (NVYyb)

375 Weiner / Holder 2020.

lmao! I'm glad I'm not at work right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

376 And then there's this oldie but goldie of our gal trying to navigate down stairs in India:

https://tinyurl.com/y73wyejn

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (oiNtH)

377 I hope and pray one of the Dem nutters goes all third party on their asses.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (LOq4H)

378 She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)
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And she's now blaming the husband she cheated on with another male staffer.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (YOhRS)

379 If you can't be with the ones you love, love the ones you're with!

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (q1Pj5)

380 Pick me! I'm part of the clique, and I can convincingly speak bullshit!

Posted by: Admiral McRaven at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (8ts9m)

381 the other problem the demonrats has is finding someone willing to take on Trump.

They're frightened that he might stand behind them during a debate. Doesn't take much to intimidate these people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (+lVUW)

382 The repubs had their revolution and picked Trump. Unconventional, irascible, Trump.

They could win by picking a moderate democrat - peel off enough republicans to make it work, and give the hard left no where to go. But the hard left knows this, and after Bernie got the shaft last time from the keepers of the flame, are having none of it. So they will force the party hard left. And Trump, wins.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (noE+3)

383 The second affair was with a male staffer, and she lied about that for 1 year before the husband and female staffer-lover found out.

She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)


IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!

Still, I see a BangBros production in her near future.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

384 She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

Au contraire, she is almost the perfect replacement for Cummings!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (BiNEL)

385 Republicans who can't be bothered to defend Trump should be branding the Dems with Hill and Omar.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (ZfRYq)

386 She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral,
untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking
over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

Eh, nothing I wouldn't have done.

Posted by: Zombie Elijah Cummings at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (2N7oZ)

387 A man doing a bad French accent identifying himself as Pierre Delecto

========

This must become a moron meme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Zis idea. I like. Wee.

Posted by: Jean Luc Amazingue at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (sPO/s)

388 Anthony Wiener! Tanned rested and ready!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (0W3mK)

389 She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc.
---
My kinda girl!

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (sWM8x)

390 It's right in the call transcript. At no time did Trump mention the
2020 election, he asked Zelensky to assist in an ongoing investigation
of things that had already been done in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)


So what do we make of this "displomats" testimony today. Just another lying shitbag I presume.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (dUJdY)

391 Posted by: Tulsi, buy my swimsuit calender at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (BRpqW)

We seriously have the best snark on the internet.
Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (1vjNQ)


A significant number of us would buy the calendar, though.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

392
Unfortunately they are all fucking crazy. And so is the Dem electorate.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (noE+3)


--------

This is the crux of the Country's problems.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (jUVms)

393 >>Nobody wants Klobuchar.


Her husband is gonna be real upset when she gets off the campaign trail.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (fjX/+)

394 And she's now blaming the husband she cheated on with another male staffer.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM

It's just this damn war and that lying sonofabitch Trump!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (0W3mK)

395 I hear Mittens is available

Posted by: ALH at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (f7Tfe)

396 Steiner will come.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (CGwmU)

397 If you can't be with the ones you love, love the ones you're with!
Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (q1Pj5)
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And sometimes if you can.

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (YOhRS)

398 168 The Democrat party adopts policies that would have Lenin and Stalin saying, "Not so fast, Comrade," and they demand that every Dem candidate endorse every one of those policies, because they're totalitarians and that's what totalitarians do.

And they're surprised that none of their candidates are electable.

Well alrighty, then.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Meade, you nailed it!

Posted by: KungPow at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (vfaal)

399 A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.
Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)

Most of the donk women I know will not vote for a youngish woman better looking than them, they will only vote for Hillary or Warren. They want a rematch and another chance to vote Hillary

I knew GOP women who stayed home because Palin was on the ticket. They could have easily voted for Kay Bailey Hutchison in the VP spot, but they hated Sarah

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (U7k5w)

400 It's decided then: we go with Romney, the unity candidate!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (NVYyb)

401 Tasty

@AnnieAshFields

BREAKING: @SidneyPowell1 has filed a brief under seal she describes as "stunning." She is hoping to have it properly redacted & made public sometime today. #SpyGate

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

402 Bloomberg can put Jerry Brown on the ticket with him.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 06:03 PM (4iUnQ)

403 A significant number of us would buy the calendar, though.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM

Butterface 2020!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:03 PM (0W3mK)

404 The problem is their agenda is destructive to our country, anti American, anti life, high tax, only friendly to illegal immigrants, and they don't have anyone who can tally a cult of personality and distract voters from the giant turd.

Posted by: Indirect Fire at October 22, 2019 06:03 PM (8ts9m)

405 It is funny how trump, crazy trump, holds values and policies that are actually not that controversial.

Control illegal immigration? Maybe reduce some of the immigration from hard Muslim countries?

Get the euros to pay roe for their own defense?

Not let the U.S. get sucked into pointless wars.

Get a better deal with China.

More spending on infrastructure?

Less regulations?

there really isn't that much that is radical.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (noE+3)

406 Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

The thing that scares me is that even reasonably intelligent people that don't follow this in detail can be mislead by the unending anti-Trump press barrage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (BiNEL)

407
"It's not just Wall Street.

The Dems are now the party of the super-rich. That's why the banks were left intact and the Fed juiced stocks for Obama's entire term.

Warren is enough of a lunatic that they fear she might actually just confiscate everything."

I live in an open primary state and plan to cross over and vote for Bernie or Liz or whoever is the more likely Red for this very reason. If the stars were disastrously to misalign and somehow Trump were to be removed from office, I would vote to put Bernie or Lizzie or another Red into the White House simply to watch these maggots squirm.

------------

I am caucusing for the crazies next year.

Operation Chaos 2020.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (+0uDE)

408 >>And she's now blaming the husband she cheated on with another male staffer.


Roast Blames Spit, Film at 11.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (fjX/+)

409 Before the next Democrat debate the public has a right to see the Warren Seven Year Agricultural Plan. We need to know how much wheat the government intends to grow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (NVYyb)

410 That side-story on S.W.A.T. with the 90lb, no-way-could-she-actually-be-a-cop girl was supposed to make you bastards love me by now!

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (sPO/s)

411 >>That's a fancy way of saying she's a whore.

She's not just a whore. Like Omar, she cannot separate her personal life from her professional life, and with that comes House ethics violations (I know), legit sexual harassment, and likely campaign finance and Congressional office finance issues.
A stupid, sloppy, criminal whore.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (bDqIh)

412 No matter how moderate within the month of running they will sound like the 2nd coming of Karl Marx

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (ZCEU2)

413 Steiner will come.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


Apparently so will Katie

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (ykYG2)

414 I would vote for Tulsi over Romney.

I don't really care that she's a psycho liberal, so is Romney. At least Tulsi is easy on the eyes and would probably wink seductively at me when she visited me at the conservative-internment camps late at night for a little conservative fantasy role-playing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (aktsl)

415 Another rat seems to be getting mouthy.

>>(Claire Russel, Liberty Headlines) Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ars9d8
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)


Agressors in coups always go for the pretense of a legal fig leaf, this one chooses 'impeachment', I suggest the proponents be countered with ad hoc tribunals for treason.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (1g7ch)

416 Run, Hillary, Run

LOLGF

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (nRWPy)

417 Pick me! All three feet of me!

Posted by: "Tiny" Bloomberg at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (8ts9m)

418 Klobuchar is one of the least crazy of the clown show. She's also got zero charisma and is as exiting as watching paint dry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (0W3mK)

419 IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!

I tried reading their texts, it was just ridiculous and 50 seconds of my life I'll never get back. They're all just skeevy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (kD8Fh)

420 The dems and media lied about the Russian collusion, not surprised they would lie about the Ukraine call. They'll lie about something else next week. or next minute.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

421 Somebody is leaking very helpful information to Sidney Powell and the Deep State Central Committee is probably going batshit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (NVYyb)

422 Sidney Powell seems like a woman who does not. Mess. Around.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

423 there really isn't that much that is radical.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (noE+3)

My good man, anything that imperils the flow of graft is a radical departure from long established American norms!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (BiNEL)

424 Before the next Democrat debate the public has a right to see the Warren Seven Year Agricultural Plan. We need to know how much wheat the government intends to grow.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (NVYyb)


Where IS Beeks, anyway?

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

425 I wouldn't hit Tulsi with a baseball bat. It would be a waste of perfectly good wood.

Posted by: Indirect Fire at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (8ts9m)

426 I'm starting to think Katie Hill is nothing more than an attempt to try and make Ilhan Omar's disastrous personal life look tame.

"Look, haters, at least she's limiting herself to just ONE affair at a time... Plus they're all dudes. Dudes that she knows well. One since childhood, actually."

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (sPO/s)

427 I tried reading their texts, it was just ridiculous and 50 seconds of my life I'll never get back. They're all just skeevy.
Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (kD8Fh)


And talk like 14 year olds.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

428 >>The thing that scares me is that even reasonably intelligent people that don't follow this in detail can be mislead by the unending anti-Trump press barrage!

That's my real hope for the Horowitz report. I hope it is so detailed and comprehensive that it helps tell the story in such a compelling way that it can't be ignored.

The media has done all it can to keep the truth from the American people and the real danger I see is that if indictments start falling and people don't understand why they will see it purely as a political payback.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

429
It is funny how trump, crazy trump, holds values and policies that are actually not that controversial.

Control illegal immigration? Maybe reduce some of the immigration from hard Muslim countries?

Get the euros to pay roe for their own defense?

Not let the U.S. get sucked into pointless wars.

Get a better deal with China.

More spending on infrastructure?

Less regulations?

there really isn't that much that is radical.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (noE+3)

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The crazy SOB thinks you should pay less in taxes!!!

Orange Man Bad wants everyone to have a JOB!

Crazy.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (+0uDE)

430 Many of the 30-plus freshman Democrats who won by flipping seats in conservative districts fear they will be casualties of Pelosi's partisan
power play.
Pelosi has coattails. Republican coattails.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (K3B2k)

431 FNC and Brett Baier clutching pearls over PDT's use of the word "lynching."

"Racially insensitive."

"Abhorrent."

And then follows saying how public support for impeachment is rising.

FNC is dead to me.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (4ZE6o)

432 how lost China -
youtu.be/5c3jLDdDuD0

interesting to watch how the Chinese nationalists couldn't get their sh!t together, with a bunch of 'cliques' just sitting it all out, not helping when Mao was on his rampage.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (ykYG2)

433 It's almost like the head of state, in the most powerful nation on earth, is devolving into a prom king/queen vote.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, ready for a Throuple at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (7Fj9P)

434 I'm starting to think Katie Hill is nothing more than an attempt to try and make Ilhan Omar's disastrous personal life look tame.

....

Katie Hill is proof that, only occasionally, sticking your dick in crazy can pay off in three way sex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (aktsl)

435 For the next Democrat debate the party has decided to ask a witches coven to read the entrails of several assorted animals, in lieu of an opening prayer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (NVYyb)

436 Brooke Singman @brookefoxnews
2m
NEW: Acting US Amb. to Ukraine #BillTaylor confirmed the Ukrainians DID NOT know about the hold on US military aid at the time of the Trump-Zelensky call, a source familiar with the testimony told Fox News.

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)

437 Except for complete fraud what on earth makes Hillary think she could win? As a 90 year old woman from my congregation said yesterday, "Hillary is deranged" and if the 90 year old is around in two years she wouldn't vote for Hillary then either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (WI7YS)
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You have to remember, Fen, that Hilary thinks she won the last time. Humility isn't her strong suit. Neither is reality, for that matter.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (aXucN)

438 Brietbart is selling Pierre Delecto 2020 shirts. LOL. Damn I wish I thought of that first.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (0W3mK)

439 I just can't see how any of these commies pivots back towards the center after the nom and is elected.

It's full on Insanity.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM (WjcFW)

440 Anthony Wiener! Tanned rested and ready!
Posted by: Minnfidel

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But we can't have Trump because he's un-presidential on Twitter.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM (DQebX)

441 So, walls are closing in on Trump (again)?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM (a0IVu)

442 Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (4ZE6o)
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Lynching only has racial overtones if you are a Retarded Liberal Like Inch High Private Eye Baier

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (BqBId)

443 Your choice is...dare I say...CRYSTAL CLEAR...

Posted by: Marianne Williams, the not-witch you deserve! at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (sPO/s)

444 Katie Hill is proof that, only occasionally, sticking your dick in crazy can pay off in three way sex.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM

Risk Vs Reward?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (0W3mK)

445 Levin is fisking the 'Lynching' bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (fjX/+)

446 She is going to run.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (RUnSJ)

447 NEW: Acting US Amb. to Ukraine #BillTaylor confirmed the Ukrainians DID NOT know about the hold on US military aid at the time of the Trump-Zelensky call, a source familiar with the testimony told Fox News.
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)
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Stupid Trump--can't even do a quid pro quo right!

Time for a 25th amendment hair fire!!!!

Posted by: Dems at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (YOhRS)

448 The left can SHOW PDT being lynched in effigy, but he can't SAY it? WTF!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (LOq4H)

449 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (BqBId)

450 Well, folks, like Trump, it's going to be an early night for me. Thank you all for making me laugh, at the end of a long day!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (NVYyb)

451 So, walls are closing in on Trump (again)?
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM

Yep. They got him this time! Free beer tomorrow!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (0W3mK)

452 FNC and Brett Baier clutching pearls over PDT's use of the word "lynching."
"Racially insensitive."
"Abhorrent."
And then follows saying how public support for impeachment is rising.
FNC is dead to me.
================
Brett Baier is pretty attached to his membership at the NYC Golf and Racket club. Give the brother a break.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, ready for a Throuple at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (7Fj9P)

453 So, walls are closing in on Trump (again)?
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM
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Chris Plante wondered how far apart did those walls start?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (YOhRS)

454 "421 Somebody is leaking very helpful information to Sidney Powell and the Deep State Central Committee is probably going batshit."

Right? I'm among the more pessimistic Eeyore's here, but it does warm the heart to know there are patriots still in the IC and DOJ.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (iw59Q)

455 For the next Democrat debate the party has decided to ask a witches coven to read the entrails of several assorted animals, in lieu of an opening prayer.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (NVYyb)

This clearly gives an unfair advantage to Marianne Williamson. I have concerns.

Posted by: Julian Castreaux...not at all a lurker account for that amazing man running for office... at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (sPO/s)

456 So, walls are closing in on Trump (again)?

Posted by: IC

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I thought we were building bridges, not walls.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (DQebX)

457 Nadler used the term lynch mob during Clinton's impeachment.

Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (keBn8)

458 Big Kablamo NOOD

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (ZCEU2)

459 I hate 'forbidden' words. I'd write them here but they are probably forbidden.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (lwiT4)

460 The left can SHOW PDT being lynched in effigy, but he can't SAY it? WTF!
====================
Pfffft. Amateurs.

Posted by: Some Lame Redheaded Comic, Holding Trumps Severed Head at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (7Fj9P)

461 And cocaine mitch introduces resolution to keep troops in Syria...

PDT might as well go live on TV! and demand they follow the Constitution and declare a war, US and Turkey, head to head.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (1g7ch)

462 74 Why are the Dems rejecting Castro? He is Hispanic, he comes from good progressive stock, and he is from Texas. If he were to come out as gay, would it help? It is an honest question. He checks so many social justice boxes, why isn't he 50 points ahead?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (2I33r)


Castro opened his mouth and started talking. That was all it took.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (sy5kK)

463 Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

Pure poetry. Pure fucking poetry.

*grabs tissue and wipes eye*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (gtfvm)

464 It's pretty clear that those walls have all-terrain and probably amphibious wheels on them.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (YOhRS)

465 You might consider me a witch, but you could just as easily consider me an Orgone Engineer.

That's right. The Orgone, bitches.

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (sWM8x)

466 Nadler's been in a few lunch mobs, to look at him.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

467 Tulsi checks all the boxes.

1. Democrat. 2. Woman. 3. Person of Color. 4. No congressional voting record. 5. Military credentials. 6. Physically attractive. 7. Good speaker. 8. Lefty who can appear non-lefty.

Why did Hillary single her out for attack? Because Hillary's only chance is a brokered convention and Tulsi would be her #1 competition there.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (gaHzY)

468 >>FNC and Brett Baier clutching pearls over PDT's use of the word "lynching."
"Racially insensitive."
"Abhorrent."


Was he upset by the cartoon Streisand tweeted this past weekend - the one that showed Trump being impaled on Pelosi's oversize Manalo Blahnik pumps?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (bDqIh)

469 Risk Vs Reward?

.....

It's a Superfecta of the four longest-odd horses.

Still yet, they occasionally come in.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (aktsl)

470
A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.
Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)

Most of the donk women I know will not vote for a youngish woman better looking than them, they will only vote for Hillary or Warren. They want a rematch and another chance to vote Hillary

I knew GOP women who stayed home because Palin was on the ticket. They could have easily voted for Kay Bailey Hutchison in the VP spot, but they hated Sarah
Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (U7k5w)

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Too f--ing True!

Maybe they will vote for them as Congresswoman or Senator.
President? No way!

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (+0uDE)

471 Brett Baier is pretty attached to his membership at the NYC Golf and Racket club. Give the brother a break.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, ready for a Throuple at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (7Fj9P)

To be fair, you peasants don't realize how hard it is to into that club!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (BiNEL)

472 For the next Democrat debate the party has decided to ask a witches coven to read the entrails of several assorted animals, in lieu of an opening prayer.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever

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Anyone recall "spirit cooking"?

What's un-funny is that we know that they do this stuff, they just don't think we're ready for it... yet.

Ask yourself, as a deplorable, are there things you won't say to a leftist because "they're not ready for it yet"?

Are there things you believe that you would plan for the future, but you have to sneak up on people with it over several generations?

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (DQebX)

473 forbidden word like blzer?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (ykYG2)

474 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (sGotD)

475 That's right. The Orgone, bitches.
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (sWM8x)
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And Orgone conclusion.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (YOhRS)

476 Nadler's been in a few lunch mobs, to look at him.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

It does look like he's been buffeted more than once!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (BiNEL)

477 I'm weird I guess, every time I hear lynching I think of "Hang Em High".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

478 > "The media has done all it can to keep the truth from
the American people and the real danger I see is that if indictments
start falling and people don't understand why they will see it purely as
a political payback."--

Posted by: JackStraw


I don't think the media can get away with that, Jack.

Oh sure, they'll try, but when indictments come down citing specific, serious charges backed up by Durham and Company's solid evidentiary trail of evidence, those in the political middle, at least, will be persuadable. Any disingenuous leftist spinning isn't going to work this time on those folks.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (WHVt7)

479 Somebody please splain to me how a fresh new candidate changes the blather that's been spewing from the klown kar? Will they just step up to the mic and say the previous Klowns were full of crap or will they pretend that the same shite coming out of a new mouth smells better?

Posted by: Sock Monkey....being a hillbilly sometimes I need some splaining sos I kin understand at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (tvKLv)

480
'Democrats.'

They're afraid. And when they're afraid, they get mean. Meaner than usual, that is. Noise, distractions, false accusations, street attacks. Arrests on fabricated charges. Maybe something a lot worse now. Plant some bombs? Assassination?

Nobody involved can consider the possibility that the reason all their candidates are unelectable pieces of shit, is that THEIR ORGANIZATION IS FUCKED AND DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN CHARGE.

Nobody needs them. Pure 100% grift. Elect them to fix the non-existent problems they've identified. Racism that's fading away to nothing. Global warming that only exists when the data is 'adjusted.' Worm-infested IQ 75 fake 'refugees' we have to save from themselves by having them turn our towns into replicas of the shitholes they came from. Unmutilated children who escaped so far.

Mass hysteria and delusion.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (g0p3M)

481 Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher
People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020:
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Taylor
Gordon Sondland
Mick Mulvaney
Donald Trump

The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)


These latest round of trolls are so dumb and useless, they remind me of a bird dog that when you get to the field and start hunting, instead of staying close to the hunters to stay in range, they just start running and running, hundreds of yards or more out of range, and the pheasants fly harmlessly away.

Some dogs just get the scent and lose their minds, like these trolls.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (sy5kK)

482 Camera pans over to Hilldo, passed out drunk in a recliner with empty gin bottles strewn about...

Posted by: Minnfidel

And?

Posted by: pep


Coroner drags a blanket over the Hag Queen's face and says: "Bitch choked on her own vomit, just as millions had hoped and prayed she would."

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (g7BLK)

483 454 "421 Somebody is leaking very helpful information to Sidney Powell and the Deep State Central Committee is probably going batshit."

Right? I'm among the more pessimistic Eeyore's here, but it does warm the heart to know there are patriots still in the IC and DOJ.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (iw59Q)


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Or the DoJ currently has all hands on deck to find out who leaked the information to her.

Posted by: MAGA at October 22, 2019 06:31 PM (I5LRE)

484 Check out the curve of my tight little ass, bitches!

Posted by: Tulsi at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Omp90)

485 at least there weren't any plastic straws in it!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (G546f)

486 This is music to my ears. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (vm955)

487 I'm going to run a conspiracy theory here. Maybe there is some connection between the fake impeachment inquiry that hasn't issued any subpoenas for fear of being challenged in court, the crazy positions taken by the official candidates not attacked by Hillary Clinton and the attacks on Gabbard and Gillibrand who are left but not crazy, crazy.

The motivating force is Hillary's belief is that she was robbed of her coronation as the country's first Presidentress. Hillary always had a plan to be Presidentrix or whatever and after consulting with the Illuminati decided to use her "old age powers" to age two of the the three white males (Biden and Sanders) out of the race with health problems and to cripple Beto with a skate board accident. Then to persuade all the remaining candidates to take positions so extreme that the deep state would have no choice but to call Hillary back to active duty and those who wouldn't go along would be be described as Russian assets or asses depending on the translation of the dossier.

Or maybe the Democrats don't know WTF they are doing and are just looking for opportunities for more screeching theater because that's what they now best.

Posted by: Punchinello at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (zOrpp)

488
47 Scankles shit herself with that insane ttack on Tulsi Gabbard. She will not get it.
Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (mpXpK)


I don't think it was the the attack. I think Hildo just shits herself on a regular basis.

Posted by: Sooner at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BLq47)

489 This is so spectacularly hilarious.

Posted by: Summer of Love at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (FJrl0)

490 Fortunately, there isn't a single Dem that can come out of the swamp, rinse off, deny their past insane Medicare for All (including for illegals), free stuff positions, and stand on a debate stage with Trump. DJT has honed his troll skills and the presidential debates will be...entertaining, for once.

But, in the words of Prof. Reynolds, "Don't get cocky."

Posted by: liz953 at October 22, 2019 08:11 PM (frv51)

491 Lurch sucked the 1st time he ran. What makes anyone with half a brain think he's aged like fine wine since then?

Posted by: Groundhog at October 22, 2019 10:00 PM (VYwSh)

492 "Michelle" Obama 2020!
Because you can't spell "tyranny" without "tranny"!

Posted by: Warmongerel at October 23, 2019 01:38 AM (HIUUo)

493 Deval Patrick is going to run? But isn't he the same person as Cory Booker?

Posted by: docweasel at October 23, 2019 08:31 AM (iXxwK)

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