Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/19/19)

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The Saturday Night Joke


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Hey Kids! You might just have to get your own damn NetFlix account.

For a much longer time than anyone could have really expected, Netflix’s surprisingly reasonable willingness to look the other way when it came to mass password-sharing was a bright spot in an otherwise cruel and merciless universe. But since nothing gold can ever stay, it seems these halcyon days of virtually limitless password swapping are numbered.

In the company’s third-quarter earnings interview on Wednesday, Netflix executives announced that they’re keeping an eye on password sharing and are exploring ways to crack down on the practice. The company didn’t detail any specific course of action, but, as the Daily Dot posited, future attempts to curb password swapping will likely involve limiting the number of devices or IP addresses that can be linked to any one account.

Logically, this is a perfectly reasonable step for the streaming service to take, and various other competitors in the streaming space have already begun flirting with similar tactics. Disney+ initially announced its subscriptions would be limited to 10 devices, but later claimed the 10-device limit would only apply to downloads on mobile devices following pushback from customers. The platform will still limit the number of devices that can be streaming at once to four — a policy common across streaming services, including Netflix.

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So if you're driving through the Badlands, be careful. Bison return to Badlands National Park.

Little known, highly depressing fact: the bear on California’s state flag doesn’t exist anymore. It’s a California grizzly, and they were hunted to extinction in the 75 years following the Gold Rush, which began in 1848.

The United States maintains a checkered-to-woeful history with much of its iconic wildlife. Consider its national bird and national mammal, the bald eagle and bison, respectively. In 1963, there were only 417 pairs of nesting bald eagles left in the contiguous 48 states. Poaching, synthetic insecticides and habitat disruption all contributed to the decline. Bison, meanwhile, once dominated North America; an estimated 30-60 million roamed the continent in the 1500s. By the year 1884, that number was down to an astonishing 325.

Each of those creatures has made a massive comeback in the last 100 years or so, though, thanks to hard-fought battles by conservationists. The bald eagle was famously removed from the endangered species act in the mid-1990s, and is now humming along (relatively) thanks to a variety of protective measures. And bison, which climbed to nearly 250,000 by the end of the 1990s, are having a good century.


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Capitalism is not alive and well in Columbus, OH.

COLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) — Columbus City Attorney Zach Klein says a lingerie store that doubled as a strip club has been shut down.

Klein announced Monday that Columbus secured an emergency court order to vacate and shutter an east side lingerie store located at 1471 East Livingston Avenue, called “Sexxy 4 Less” that was a front for an underground strip club called “Club Sexxy.”

According to court documents, the Columbus Division of Police began covert surveillance of the premises earlier this summer, obtaining evidence of illegal drug and alcohol sales.

Klein also states that investigators also linked a July shootout at the premises to a homicide that had occurred a month earlier.

Families with children lived in apartments directly above the lingerie store.

“There were armed security guards with body armor, and even the dancers were packing heat, which tells you all you need to know about the danger this illegal club posed to employees, patrons, and the residents living there,” said Columbus City Attorney Zach Klein.


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If it doesn't sound good from the "get-go", what makes you think it will work? College kids should know better.

Alabama freshman Connor Bruce Croll was arrested in Tuscaloosa on Sunday morning after cops say he called in a false bomb threat to LSU’s Tiger Stadium. According to the police, Croll did so because he wanted to get the game canceled and save his friend a bunch of money.

Croll is being held in Tuscaloosa County jail pending charges after being listed as a fugitive from justice, per Tuscaloosa News. An Alabama spokesperson told the News, “Threats and pranks can have serious ramifications and necessitate an appropriate response. The university and UAPD are cooperating fully with the investigation, but we cannot provide any additional details on a pending matter.” He will likely be charged in Baton Rouge.


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Will we ever run out of Participation Trophies? Only time will tell.

Kyle Williams told NBC10 he knew he was dangerously close to breaking the rules Saturday morning when his youth football team, the Conshohocken Golden Bears, went up 30 to 0. The rules of the Keystone Sports League, which features kids no older than 7 years of age, prevent a team from going up by more than 30 points.

“Less than two minutes left I called a timeout because I wanted to pull the starters off the field,” Williams said. “I put kids in there who normally never played.”

When one of the second stringers, a 5-year-old boy, got the ball he ran toward the end zone as Williams ran along the sideline and repeatedly yelled for him to fall down. The boy still scored however, putting the team up 36 to 0.

Now Williams is facing a possible $500 fine and a 2-game suspension.

“I have three sons,” Williams said. “I’m not gonna tell my son, especially if he’s running the ball, ‘Don’t go out there and give it your all.’”


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Did you know that the company which made your Grandmother's sewing machine also made weapons of war?

The M1911A1 handgun was designed by prolific arms developer John Moses Browning. The slab-sided semi-automatic handgun holds seven rounds of .45 ACP ammunition and was the standard sidearm of the U.S. military from World War I to the 1980s, a remarkable longevity. During World War I and World War II, companies that produced civilian machinery retooled to produce weapons, including the 1911. The Union Switch and Signal company, maker of railroad equipment, made the firearm. So did the typewriter manufacturer Remington Rand.

In 1939, the U.S. War Department contracted the Singer Sewing Machine Company to build 500 1911A1s. The contract, Educational Order W-ORD-396, was a test to see if Singer could produce 100 guns a day, a number it thought was doable. The War Department got its handguns, serial number series S800001-S800500, but the company was unable to live up to the pace of 100 guns a day.


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This story has been floating around for the better part of a week now. Too funny not to put it in a Saturday ONT.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE


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How to seduce a woman, if you are a Genius Award Winner.
A. [ ] Whisper sweet nothings in her ear?
B. [ ] Gift her with flowers and candy?
C. [X] Whip out your penis and hope for the best?

Nicholas Sheehy, 23, was arrested Friday afternoon at the Dollar General in Ottumwa, a city about 85 miles southeast of Des Moines. Sheehy, an Ottumwa resident, was charged with indecent exposure, a serious misdemeanor.

When confronted by police, Sheehy “admitted that he ‘whipped it out’ referring to his penis,” a criminal complaint alleges. “The defendant stated that he had seen someone do it in a pornographic film and believed that the female patron may respond to it sexually.”

Instead, the woman contacted cops, who reported that Sheehy “admitted that he exposed himself for sexual gratification.”

Pictured above, Sheehy was booked into the Wapello County jail, from which he was released after posting $1000 bond.


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The NFL has been spiraling down the toilet the past few years with their SJW shit. But not everyone in the league is a SJW. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. H/T Bitter Clinger

New Orleans Saints linebacker Demario Davis' has raised $120,000 for a local Mississippi hospital through the sale of his "Man of God" headband that earned him a fine from the NFL back in September.

"This is amazing, it just shows you the power of God... I would have never thought this whole movement would have happened."

— Demario Davis on Fox Nation's "Laura and Raymond"

"This is amazing, it just shows you the power of God," said Davis on the latest episode of Fox Nation's "Laura and Raymond." "You know, I would have never thought this whole movement would have happened — and it's not just here in New Orleans. It's been national."


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1 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2019 09:51 PM (Y4EXg)

2 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at October 19, 2019 09:51 PM (JFzNN)

3 Even read the content.

Posted by: Philemon at October 19, 2019 09:53 PM (IToxY)

4 Huh. Early again. Hmmph.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 19, 2019 09:53 PM (J6P5a)

5 Evening all.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2019 09:57 PM (axyOa)

6 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 19, 2019 09:57 PM (7WaWV)

7 PARTICIPATION!!!

That counts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)

8 Lotta truth to that bottle cap...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 19, 2019 09:59 PM (7s3Gx)

9 Also proves I at least skimmed the content.

Boo.

Yeah.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

10 hoping the Astros win tonight

Posted by: wing at October 19, 2019 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

11 Ha. And I (possibly) own the rifle that shot the last grizzly in Ca., Pacoima, to be exact. A .40-65 "86 Winchester, carried by my gggg-uncle Fred Graves, (son of Graves child survivors of the Donner Party.) He was a turn of the 20th century California Ranger. Of course, I can't prove anything, but as far as I can see, it can't be disproved, either.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 19, 2019 10:00 PM (J6P5a)

12 Buona Sera, Fapperini!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Living the Good Life in the Off-World Colonies at October 19, 2019 10:05 PM (vhcul)

13 " 'I have three sons," Williams said. "I'm not gonna tell my son, especially if he's running the ball, 'Don't go out there and give it your all.' "

Except that that's exactly what he did to someone else's son, who'd never gotten a chance to play in the game before. He yelled at a five year old to fall down so the kid couldn't get a touchdown.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:05 PM (+lVUW)

14 At this very moment, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are having a "conversation" in a hall in Portland!

It's very strange - the event allegedly sold out, but Andy Ngo (who is attending) tweeted a picture fifteen minutes before the event was supposed to start showing that about two-thirds of the seats in the front section were empty.

The organizers took special steps to prevent the resale of tickets - after all, the secondary market for Hillary and Chelsea tickets is huge. The cheapest tickets cost $45 (which includes a copy of the book that Hillary and Chelsea "wrote"), while the most expensive tickets were $220, which I'm sure includes a meet-and-greet with Hillary and Chelsea.

Oh - and the total seating capacity of the hall is 850. Hillary's appeal is becoming more selective, you see.

Ngo described the crowd as "filled with middle-age white women, their husbands, and gay men."

I'm so sorry I'm missing out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:07 PM (I2/tG)

15 Wow, pretty quiet 'round here tonight.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 19, 2019 10:07 PM (2PXwn)

16 >>Now Williams is facing a possible $500 fine and a 2-game suspension.

Dura lex, sed lex. You wanna teach kids to break the rules, coach?

Williams' team of kids should've been forced to cut grass for the entire summer.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:09 PM (XzT/D)

17 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:09 PM (EqKj1)

18 Chelsea Clinton has Nosferatu hands.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:09 PM (XzT/D)

19 Doral no longer a G7 meeting option.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at October 19, 2019 10:09 PM (x6XkS)

20 15 Wow, pretty quiet 'round here tonight.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 19, 2019 10:07 PM (2PXwn)

right??

Texas Mo Me must off da hook, yo!

Did I get the shtreet talk right?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)

21 Demario Davis sounds like a classy guy, who lives his faith. More power to him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:10 PM (QugKX)

22 So, for $45 you get to listen to Hillary list the many, many excuses she's come up with for her loss.
Oh, and you also get a book that lists the many, many excuses she's come up with for her loss.

And as Ace said the other day, "she's plopped out another one."

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

23 Chelsea Clinton has Nosferatu hands.
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:09 PM (XzT/D)

and a bloated, scary clown face.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 10:11 PM (x8Wzq)

24 Dandy ONT, Mis Hum! Thank you.

About that guy who whipped it out in the Dollar General Store... I know there is a joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:12 PM (TY826)

25 Wow, pretty quiet 'round here tonight.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 19, 2019 10:07 PM (2PXwn)


Hard to text from the drunk tank.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2019 10:12 PM (axyOa)

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So the media goaded Bush 1 into Somalia and 30 years later we have imported a fuck load of fucked in the head Somalis to the USA.

Our government is full of fuck heads who import welfare recipients

Not winning

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:12 PM (EqKj1)

27 >Sheehy "admitted that he exposed himself for sexual gratification."

Is that wrong?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2019 10:13 PM (jYnPD)

28 The Association. Saw them in 1973 at a little club in Ohio. Was a very good show, (except for the guy who got too drunk and ralphed on my back. Luckily was wearing a jacket.)

"Cherish", "Along Comes Mary", "Windy". Their harmonies were great.

Seems like they got caught between eras and seemed "uncool" to the up and coming hard rock folks. They did do many fine songs.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 10:13 PM (RfzVr)

29 About that guy who whipped it out in the Dollar General Store... I know there is a joke in there somewhere...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:12 PM (TY826)

You just know that a Dollar Store dick is gonna have melamine in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (QugKX)

30 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

Going to see Hillary & Chelsea on a Saturday night. Talk about a sad existence.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

31 Who coaches a team of 7 and under year olds and doesn't let them all play?

Posted by: George at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (wuG1L)

32 If Trump were having that event, instead of Hillary and Chelsea, there'd be 20,000 people inside, 20,000 people outside, and they'd have been waiting outside since 6 A.M.

As Hillary is speaking to her "throng" of supporters, she should think about that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

33 the best thing to happen to bison? capitalism. bison aren't farmed exactly but they are culled, and the meat sold for burgers etc.

they aren't even all that expensive.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:15 PM (aUjDc)

34 I saw Mit Romney suck a fart from Kurdistan at CBGB in 1975

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:15 PM (EqKj1)

35 Penn State is trying to lose this game.

The Hokies won in 6 OTs against UNC. Longest OT game in ACC history.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 10:15 PM (6rRyd)

36 Sheehy "admitted that he exposed himself for sexual gratification."

Is that wrong?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2019 10:13 PM (jYnPD)

Hell, met too. That and having to take a whiz. Mostly taking a whiz.

Okay. Taking a whiz. And that one time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)

37 31
Who coaches a team of 7 and under year olds and doesn't let them all play?

Posted by: George at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (wuG1L)
An asshole.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2019 10:15 PM (14URa)

38 You just know that a Dollar Store dick is gonna have melamine in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (QugKX)
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Ha!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:16 PM (TY826)

39 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:12 PM (TY826)

You're welcome

Not sure about a joke but there could be a song in it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

40 11 Ha. And I (possibly) own the rifle that shot the last grizzly in Ca., Pacoima, to be exact. A .40-65 "86 Winchester, carried by my gggg-uncle Fred Graves, (son of Graves child survivors of the Donner Party.) He was a turn of the 20th century California Ranger. Of course, I can't prove anything, but as far as I can see, it can't be disproved, either.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 19, 2019 10:00 PM (J6P5a)

Still a cool story, either way.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2019 10:16 PM (jYnPD)

41 Who coaches a team of 7 and under year olds and doesn't let them all play?
Posted by: George at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (wuG1L)

Yeah. The time to bring out the bench-warmers would have been when they were up 14-0.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:16 PM (QugKX)

42 Chelsea is going to need a turn in the clinton family bath. a shame Epstein isn't around anymore to supply the virgins

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:17 PM (aUjDc)

43 Going to see Hillary & Chelsea on a Saturday night. Talk about a sad existence.

Actually, the venue has a restaurant and a couple of excellent bars.

I'm sure that the husbands who were dragged to this thing were pounding them down prior to having to endure Hillary and Chelsea.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

44 the CU Buffs look like an endangered species after tonight. they got slaughtered.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:18 PM (aUjDc)

45 I'm sure that the husbands who were dragged to this thing were pounding them down prior to having to endure Hillary and Chelsea.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

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You're talking drinks, amiright?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2019 10:18 PM (Y4EXg)

46 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

I misread that as thong.

Arrrrgghhhhhh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

47 I kept reading that "Bison return to Badlands national park" headline posted various places and thinking "return, the Teddy Roosevelt NPs (both north and south units) in the Badlands has had Bison since I was a kiddo" Finally I clicked. Ohhh, there is a Badlands national park in SD.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 19, 2019 10:18 PM (n4y+3)

48 Not sure about a joke but there could be a song in it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
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Quite possibly! Trying to think of one...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:19 PM (TY826)

49 Singer, like most other manufacturers, produced various precision war material.

I recall prowling around a B-17 and noting windows made by Lionel. At least one of the engines was a Studebaker.

As an aside, I have a vintage Singer bench grinder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:19 PM (Pu/Kw)

50
Willowed:

the White armies spent too much time playing The Running Of The Jew and not enough time consolidating their positions and coordinating tactics
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:07 PM (aUjDc)

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This was a problem. But moreso, the quibbling over monarchism versus provisional government. I'd argue that Semenov and the above mentioned Ungern-Sternberg were their best commanders, but Wrangel and Kolchak basically anathematized them.

And it didn't help that Ungern-Sternberg was a barking mad Buddhist ascetic Baltic-German Tsarist warlord who dreamt of a global Mongolian Khanate above the other goals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 10:19 PM (5aX2M)

51 the best thing to happen to bison? capitalism. bison aren't farmed exactly but they are culled, and the meat sold for burgers etc.

they aren't even all that expensive.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:15 PM (aUjDc)

They ranch them here in Alberta, and have for years. I know a family who run a bison ranch about a dozen miles from here. Fences and corrals run big $$, because the critters are so strong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:19 PM (QugKX)

52 Regardless if PSU chokes this game away or not, my hatred of Harbaugh will never quench. What a douche.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 10:20 PM (6rRyd)

53 They ranch them here in Alberta, and have for years. I know a family who run a bison ranch about a dozen miles from here. Fences and corrals run big $$, because the critters are so strong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Regular barbed wire would just be a suggestion for those critters.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

54 I recall prowling around a B-17 and noting windows made by Lionel. At least one of the engines was a Studebaker.

As an aside, I have a vintage Singer bench grinder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:19 PM (Pu/Kw)

The B-17 based at Falcon Field in Mesa has 3 Studebaker engines on it. Saw that last January.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM (QugKX)

55 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:19 PM (TY826)


Ted Nugent from Free For All, when in doubt I whip it out, got me a rock n roll band, it's a free for all

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

56 Made the kids watch Lawrence Welk as punishment

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM (EqKj1)

57 I am hoping for a return of the mammoth . how cool would a mammoth ranch be.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM (aUjDc)

58 I am hoping for a return of the mammoth . how cool would a mammoth ranch be.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM (aUjDc)

But if one got sick and died, to bury it would be a mammoth undertaking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:23 PM (QugKX)

59 Funny thing is, many companies made guns when push came to shove. New England Westinghouse made M1891 rifles for the Czar, Smith Corona produced 03-A3's for Uncle Sam, and the M1 carbine was turned out by IBM, Rock-ola, etc. And I may be mistaken, but didn't General Motors make M3 submachine guns?

Posted by: eastofsuez at October 19, 2019 10:23 PM (U2zca)

60 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:19 PM (TY826)


Ted Nugent from Free For All, when in doubt I whip it out, got me a rock n roll band, it's a free for all
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
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You da man!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:23 PM (TY826)

61 >>56 Made the kids watch Lawrence Welk as punishment Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM (EqKj1)

Wunnerful, wunnerful!

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:23 PM (XzT/D)

62 Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 10:20 PM (6rRyd)

Another thing we can completely agree upon,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

63 In a thread a few days ago a commenter said Netfllix never made a dime and was a losing venture. I said they did report a profit this quarter and have done so for a few quarters now though I put out the option that it was accounting tricks. I also said that they have probably lost more money in previous years as to overwhelm their recent profits. BTW, all this is major paraphrase.

But to be clear, the commenter was right. Netflix is hemmoraghing cash regardless of a reported profit the last few quarters. It is a money losing machine.

My personal issue with Netflix other than their lefty bias is they robbed me. I quite the site long ago but checked in on the account and found they were charging my CC with Brazilian Reals. No way anyone got my account info in a normal way. Somehow someone in Brazil logged on to my "cancelled" account and started charging it in Reals. When I called them the CS rep admitted this was a thing and not singular to me. I was done with them from that day on. Cancelled everything. I should follow up with them as they owe me money., My suggestion is to check even if you cancelled nutflix. In this day and age there is cancelling, and there is cancelling. These guys never really cancel an account unless you stomp on them about it.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:24 PM (n13/j)

64 I am hoping for a return of the mammoth . how cool would a mammoth ranch be.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:21 PM



A glyptodon ranch would be waaaaay cooler...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 19, 2019 10:24 PM (7WaWV)

65 If Trump were having that event, instead of Hillary and Chelsea, there'd be 20,000 people inside, 20,000 people outside, and they'd have been waiting outside since 6 A.M.

Trump campaigned a couple of times in Oregon (not in Portland) last time, and I'm sure will do so again this time - the Trump campaign is allegedly targeting Oregon (at least according to Hillary).

A majority of Oregon voters outside of the county that Portland is in voted for Trump - however, given Portland's North Korean-level voting patterns, Trump still lost by ten points statewide.

I continue in my belief that I could see a Republican presidential candidate winning in Oregon, but it wouldn't matter, since that would mean a Republican landslide nationally.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

66 Re the Netflix limitations.

When we used to have Netflix (we cancelled when they gave the the Obama's $$$ for nothing, and told them that was the reason) we did share our password with our son.

Gonna limit people to 10 devices?! Oh no, the horror!

I can't even fathom having 10 devices that Netflix would be on. My home computers, that's two. My tablet, my phone, ok we're up to 4. A couple to your trusted family members, we're at six. Who the hell needs more than 10. If you have that many devices, you are plenty well off and can just go ahead and buy another subscription.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 10:24 PM (RfzVr)

67 31 Who coaches a team of 7 and under year olds and doesn't let them all play?
Posted by: George


And then runs along the sidelines yelling at a five year old to take a dive.

I went to girls' elementary school basketball games. It was a hoot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

68 And it didn't help that Ungern-Sternberg was a barking mad Buddhist ascetic Baltic-German Tsarist warlord who dreamt of a global Mongolian Khanate above the other goals.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 10:19 PM (5aX2M)
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His units had a rainbow coalition of Chinese, Mongols, Buryats, Russians, Cossacks, etc. The man was a uniter!

My favorite fun anecdote was the Baron holding an enemy's head over a train smokestack.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Living the Good Life in the Off-World Colonies at October 19, 2019 10:24 PM (vhcul)

69 I was in the Badlands (North Dakota) a month ago. Fabulous country, great GOLF COURSE! and cold beer. Highly recommended.

Posted by: free tibet at October 19, 2019 10:24 PM (n/eZB)

70 And I may be mistaken, but didn't General Motors make M3 submachine guns?
Posted by: eastofsuez at October 19, 2019 10:23 PM (U2zca)

GM made the most M1 carbines, IIRC. Inland.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2019 10:25 PM (jYnPD)

71 How boring or weirdly partisan would you have to be to pay to see Hillary and her spawn in 2019?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2019 10:25 PM (H5knJ)

72 I suppose we already have a giant sloth preserve , on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:25 PM (aUjDc)

73 The John Inglis company, a Canadian appliance manufacturer, made Browning Hi-Powers:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y29swznl

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:26 PM (QugKX)

74 But if one got sick and died, to bury it would be a mammoth undertaking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Go to your room!

*nice one AOP! Snort.*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)

75
Surprise Wee-Wee

I thought she would show me her tits
Once she caught sight of my dangly bits
But that creepy ho'
In the One-Dollar sto'
Said my dangly was not worth two bits.

Posted by: mindful webworker - mulling dooning at October 19, 2019 10:26 PM (qBbz7)

76 I suppose we already have a giant sloth preserve , on Capitol Hill.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:25 PM (aUjDc)
* * * *

You are being way too kind...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:27 PM (TY826)

77 How boring or weirdly partisan would you have to be to pay to see Hillary and her spawn in 2019?

Suburban wine moms and middle-aged women with cats.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

78 35 Penn State is trying to lose this game.


Not hard enough.

Posted by: iron308 at October 19, 2019 10:28 PM (vEy8k)

79 Posted by: mindful webworker - mulling dooning at October 19, 2019 10:26 PM (qBbz7)
* * * *

*snort*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:28 PM (TY826)

80 My favorite fun anecdote was the Baron holding an enemy's head over a train smokestack.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Living the Good Life in the Off-World Colonies at October 19, 2019 10:24 PM (vhcul)

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Oh... I'm partial to "disciplining soldiers for drunkenness by throwing them naked into an icy river and making the survivors fend for themselves against the wolves, and promoting those who survived the second ordeal."

There was a reason that even the demon Dzerzhinsky feared him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 10:29 PM (5aX2M)

81 69 I was in the Badlands (North Dakota) a month ago. Fabulous country, great GOLF COURSE! and cold beer. Highly recommended.
Posted by: free tibet



I've often looked into golf vacations at off the beaten path places. Western Nebraska, Western ND, Black Hills region of SD, Montana, etc. Those areas usually don't come up with the words Golf Vacation.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 10:29 PM (6rRyd)

82 Who coaches a team of 7 and under year olds and doesn't let them all play?

You got scholarship players who have earned the right!

Posted by: That Coach on MadTV at October 19, 2019 10:29 PM (Ry8mf)

83 >>71 How boring or weirdly partisan would you have to be to pay to see Hillary and her spawn in 2019? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2019 10:25 PM (H5knJ)

Would not pay to see her spawn. Would point and stare in speechless horror at observing the act, but would not pay to do so.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:29 PM (XzT/D)

84 Ah, The Association.

When I was a kid, our neighbors named their little dog 'Windy'. Cute lil' rat dog pocket-sandwich football wire-haired terrier... whenever that dog stood still, she'd literally be trembling. Dunno if she was cold or just always overly-excited.

Thanks for the memory, lol.

Posted by: JQ at October 19, 2019 10:29 PM (gP/Z3)

85 "Kyle Williams told NBC10 he knew he was dangerously close to breaking
the rules Saturday morning when his youth football team, the
Conshohocken Golden Bears, went up 30 to 0. The rules of the Keystone
Sports League, which features kids no older than 7 years of age, prevent
a team from going up by more than 30 points.
......

Now Williams is facing a possible $500 fine and a 2-game suspension."


The rule is poorly worded/conceived. The game should *end* when one team is up by 30, not prevent the team from scoring. If they want to keep the game going, then don't count the points scored by the winning team. Clearly, the league is run by idiots, but what else is new. *cough* Bud Selig *cough cough*

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 19, 2019 10:29 PM (XKZwp)

86 Suburban wine moms and middle-aged women with cats.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

Male feminist predators.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2019 10:29 PM (jYnPD)

87 >>Suburban wine moms and middle-aged women with cats. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

Incels.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:30 PM (XzT/D)

88 Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 19, 2019 10:29 PM (XKZwp)


Rodger Goodell feels slighted pooky

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

89 Penn State is trying to lose this game.

Worst lead in the world to have: up by two (touchdowns in case). Other team scores and all of a sudden everyone gets real tight.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:31 PM (IMdOQ)

90 So what is the suburban wine moms thing?


I know

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:31 PM (EqKj1)

91 40 11 Ha. And I (possibly) own the rifle that shot the last grizzly in Ca., Pacoima, to be exact. A .40-65 "86 Winchester, carried by my gggg-uncle Fred Graves, (son of Graves child survivors of the Donner Party.) He was a turn of the 20th century California Ranger. Of course, I can't prove anything, but as far as I can see, it can't be disproved, either.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 19, 2019 10:00 PM (J6P5a)

Still a cool story, either way.


I am not sure if owning such a weapon is a felony today but I am certain it is an impeachable offense!

Posted by: JB1000 at October 19, 2019 10:31 PM (1NxC3)

92 BSU TD !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (EqKj1)

93 Why in heavens name would Nick Mulvaney agree to be on with Chris Wallace tomorrow?

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (KSBDE)

94 So has Muldoon retired from commenting, and limericking here at the HQ, or is it just the Limerick-a-Day site that is retired?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (QugKX)

95 During WWII Gerber Baby Food canned food for the army. My grandma who had a fruit farm and couldn't sell much in crops during the depression was suddenly able to sell anything she could grow to Gerber. Some of the farmers were paid in Gerber stocks. After my grandma died, my mom and her sisters inherited Gerber stock that had sat for years growing in value.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

96 I've often looked into golf vacations at off the beaten path places. Western Nebraska, Western ND, Black Hills region of SD, Montana, etc. Those areas usually don't come up with the words Golf Vacation.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Farmington, NM has a public course that is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen. Pinion Hills, I think.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (VNfwt)

97 Nice Twatter takedown of the 'moderate' Tulsi Gabbard. Her going after Kameltoe and Skankles is great but lest anyone forget, she comes from the toxic socialist stew that is Hawaii. (Mazie Hirono, anyone? Or Hawaiian judge blocks Trump [again], anyone?) As the Twat thread shows, she's batshit crazy, but she isn't as batshit crazy insane as the rest of the Democrat Klown Kar Kandidates. I call that damning with faint praise. Never forget she called the C-in-C, her boss, a pimp. No wonder the soyboys on the right are in love with her.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2z8ob24

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (Y8PSl)

98 i dont think incels would bother with Hillary events. they hang with Yang.
4chan taught me this.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:33 PM (aUjDc)

99
I know a bunch of wine moms.

All super cool and fun

What I missing?

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:33 PM (EqKj1)

100 The John Inglis company, a Canadian appliance manufacturer, made Browning Hi-Powers:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y29swznl

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:26 PM (QugKX)
yeah, the hi power was used on both sides in ww2. After they Germans took over Belgium, they made them in Canada as you say. The Brits used the Hi Power right up til very recent times and Saddam loved the weapon. Screw Saddam but the Hi Power is a classic.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:33 PM (n13/j)

101 Love the North Dakota badlands and South Dakota badlands. Seen lots of Buffalo in both. I love seeing the tourons (tourist morons) try to get close for a picture.

Posted by: Abby at October 19, 2019 10:33 PM (2GZs0)

102 >>Never forget she called the C-in-C, her boss, a pimp.

Trump, he down. Respec'.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:34 PM (XzT/D)

103 Also, auto factories in Michigan switched over to making planes, and so on. There have been a number of companies around Michigan that make tanks and/or tank parts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

104 Why in heavens name would Nick Mulvaney agree to be on with Chris Wallace tomorrow?

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (KSBDE)

He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a microphone ever again.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2019 10:34 PM (xPl2J)

105 I've often looked into golf vacations at off the beaten path places. Western Nebraska, Western ND, Black Hills region of SD, Montana, etc. Those areas usually don't come up with the words Golf Vacation.

We stayed in Medora at a great hotel. Plenty of eating/drinking places. It was past Labor Day and the Medora musical was over but that is a great time, as is the pitchfork fondue. Gorgeous country. Hiking, biking, four wheeling, etc.

Posted by: free tibet at October 19, 2019 10:35 PM (f6lTY)

106 Posted by: mindful webworker - mulling dooning at October 19, 2019 10:26 PM (qBbz7)

....and Mindful takes up the mantle.

Posted by: Emmie at October 19, 2019 10:35 PM (i/wJA)

107 Farmington, NM has a public course that is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen. Pinion Hills, I think.

Should I?

Posted by: The Monterey Peninsula at October 19, 2019 10:35 PM (1+J19)

108 Species becoming extinct is not necessarily a bad thing.

I am glad there are no T Rex or other carnivorous dinosaurs stalking me when I go to the local Kroger.

And unless someone can make a good case against, I would not care if mosquitos became extinct. Gnats also.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 10:35 PM (RfzVr)

109 Rodger Goodell feels slighted pooky


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

Roger Goddell did not RUIN the uniqueness of the ultimate championship game of his sport with inter-league play and he did not WREAK PHYSICAL HAVOC on players' bodies by lengthening the playing season. He has plenty of faults, to be sure, but they pale in comparison to what Bud Selig has done to the traditions of baseball.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 19, 2019 10:36 PM (XKZwp)

110 So has Muldoon retired from commenting, and limericking here at the HQ, or is it just the Limerick-a-Day site that is retired?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (QugKX)

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Full hiatus. May or may not return from exile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 10:36 PM (5aX2M)

111
I've often looked into golf vacations at off the beaten path places.
Western Nebraska, Western ND, Black Hills region of SD, Montana, etc.
Those areas usually don't come up with the words Golf Vacation.

Posted by: Puddleglum

i am going to have to agree with you there. Western Nebraska is no Ireland or Myrtle Beach. But that could be a good move if you go in Summer. Some of the Northern US Open courses are the nicest we have because they get relatively less play per year.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:36 PM (n13/j)

112 He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a microphone ever again.

Maybe it's a training mission. Kid's got to learn sometime.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:37 PM (g0Lfb)

113 >>extinct

Botflies.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:37 PM (XzT/D)

114 mosquitoes deserve genocide.

you are right that Jurassic Park should not be a thing.

I still want a mammoth safari.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:37 PM (aUjDc)

115 As the Twat thread shows, she's batshit crazy, but she isn't as batshit crazy insane as the rest of the Democrat Klown Kar Kandidates. I call that damning with faint praise. Never forget she called the C-in-C, her boss, a pimp. No wonder the soyboys on the right are in love with her.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2z8ob24
Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (Y8PSl)

Tulis Gabbard should be no hero to the Right, but she is a loose cannon on the Donks' gun deck, and that is very amusing in itself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:37 PM (QugKX)

116 56 Made the kids watch Lawrence Welk as punishment
Posted by: Yo!

When my dad was still alive I would put that on for him on Saturday night. That show was unintentionally hilarious. Sometimes they did "rock and roll" songs. OMG.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

117 What I missing?
Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:33 PM (EqKj1)

It is considered common wisdom that their vote is mush-minded, emotional outburst, probably stemming from the 2018 midterm performance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2019 10:38 PM (jYnPD)

118 As Hillary is speaking to her "throng" of supporters, she should think about that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)


Hillary is speaking to her thong supporters.

Writing that, I just hurled dinner, lunch then breakfast.

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2019 10:38 PM (Y8PSl)

119 Farmington, NM has a public course that is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen. Pinion Hills, I think.



Should I?

Posted by: The Monterey Peninsula at October 19, 2019 10:35 PM (1+J19)

what is the green fee now? I would guess $600 -$700 but that is just a guess.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:38 PM (n13/j)

120 Whoever did the costuming for Lawrence Welk like bright colors and lots of frou frou.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

121 Check out the Golf Course at Devil's Tower. expensive to join but they have a stay and play deal that is outstanding. Very nice "cabins" right at the course.

Posted by: free tibet at October 19, 2019 10:39 PM (f6lTY)

122 113 >>extinct

Botflies.
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:37 PM (XzT/D)

hillary's POTUS prospects.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2019 10:39 PM (jYnPD)

123
Doral no longer a G7 meeting option.
Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm

========

There's always something 4-D with Trump's thinking. What is it this time? I can't believe he just plain surrendered.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2019 10:39 PM (13CQC)

124 Full hiatus. May or may not return from exile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 10:36 PM (5aX2M)

That is sad. If you meet him in meat space, please give him my best wishes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (QugKX)

125 I give kudos to anyone who coaches kids bc it is a difficult job, but I agree w the earlier comment that questioned why he didn't put the 5yo in earlier at 14-0. Rotating players so all the little kids can play just seems appropriate at that age.

Posted by: Ever at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (ZZDMQ)

126 >>extinct

Botflies.
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:37 PM (XzT/D)
* * * *

Rattlesnakes.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (TY826)

127 So exactly where those strippers in Columbus carrying their heat?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

128 The Odious RBG should go extinct... Soon...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (7WaWV)

129 >>Hillary is speaking to her thong supporters.

Paid to endorse the Feeldoe.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (XzT/D)

130 Until 1800 or so, there were Woods Bison in the east.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (Pu/Kw)

131 The Singer 1911 is a classic, rare piece. If there is a WW3, i doubt Whastapp and Pewdiepie will be chipping in to make Sigs.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:41 PM (n13/j)

132 The Monterry Peninsula is a world famous golf resort so not really off the beaten path. Also, way outside my budget. I'm not planning any trips at the moment. I'm sort of between jobs. I gave a 2 week notice and will start a new job soon (whenever the sec clearance paper work mosy's through the glacial Fed Gov). I have a sec clearance but they don't follow you job to job all that easily. Because, Fed Gov.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 10:41 PM (6rRyd)

133 Penn State is trying to lose this game.

Need an OC? Because Mississippi State has a head coach they'd like to get a refund on.

Posted by: Bert G at October 19, 2019 10:42 PM (OMsf+)

134 51 Hey AOP I saw that your fellow Albertans were less than cordial to Scoldilocks
How dare you you have ruined her childhood

Posted by: MAxIE at October 19, 2019 10:42 PM (9TR2V)

135 >>I have a sec clearance but they don't follow you job to job all that easily. Because, Fed Gov.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 10:41 PM (6rRyd)

This is correct.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:42 PM (XzT/D)

136 BYU QB is named Romney

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 10:42 PM (EqKj1)

137 Hey everybody.

The Association - Never My Love

GREAT song MisHum... one of my favorites... I have the Association's greatest hits CD... but oh man does it make me feel old. It came out when I was 1, and just seems so 1960s-era dated to me. (Dated isn't always bad, it just fades things a bit sometimes.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

138 That is sad. If you meet him in meat space, please give him my best wishes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (QugKX)

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Secondhand knowledge. Apparently he's done with the internet presence for awhile. If he's lurking I'm sure he knows he's missed though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 10:43 PM (5aX2M)

139 There's always something 4-D with Trump's thinking. What is it this time? I can't believe he just plain surrendered.

Camp David. Maybe the military gets to keep out our domestic enemies.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2019 10:43 PM (nIvDu)

140 NFL ratings are back to 2016 levels. Junkies cant stay away. Also why they will keep coming back to the NBA.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 19, 2019 10:43 PM (w9bLq)

141 When my dad was still alive I would put that on for him on Saturday night. That show was unintentionally hilarious. Sometimes they did "rock and roll" songs. OMG.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

A classic spoof, by Stan Freberg:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3g17vqRY6-w

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:43 PM (QugKX)

142 I think Romney is pitching for the Yankees

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:44 PM (aUjDc)

143 Most sports fans would give up food and water before they gave up watching.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2019 10:44 PM (xPl2J)

144 Green fee at Pebble Beach is $550. If you stay at theLodge it is $500. Lodge is $800/night. 10 minutes away in Carmel you can get a good room for $150.

Posted by: free tibet at October 19, 2019 10:44 PM (jOEDM)

145 History will clearly show that Monica was an acceptable alternative to bedding the fatfuck sow Hillary!

Posted by: Bent dick Bill at October 19, 2019 10:44 PM (yhf6w)

146 I wish so many things...on the plus side, these heel-less slippers from WalMart seem to be doing pretty well.
Oops a message from my backup program, so, see you. If you're not lucky.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2019 10:44 PM (l9m7l)

147 123

********
I wonder if PT is going to reveal the Doral bid and compare to the new site cost to prove how ridiculous the hate towards him has gotten, to the point of costing the country money. I'm thinking a rally point. JMHO.

Posted by: Ever at October 19, 2019 10:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

148 nerdygirl #116: ...Lawrence Welk... That show was unintentionally hilarious. Sometimes they did "rock and roll" songs. OMG.

The best one
https://youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE

Posted by: mindful webworker - sweet Jesus! at October 19, 2019 10:44 PM (qBbz7)

149 So exactly where those strippers in Columbus carrying their heat?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (Uu+Jp)


Don't stick your dick in magazines

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

150 Is there any hit/pop music from the 1960s that *doesn't* sound dated today?

I would guess Frank Zappa's early stuff (Freak Out! and Hot Rats), but I'm not familiar with those...

And for the Zappa fans here, a rarities set is coming out re Hot Rats for its 50th anniversary:

"The Hot Rats Sessions"
https://tinyurl.com/y2h2v4nm

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

151 Good evening roonz and roonettez, what's everyone up to?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2019 10:46 PM (T8A10)

152 I had a brief exchange with the good doctor here a few evenings ago... He said he valued my opinion more than most doctors he'd worked with ( ! )...

Not worthy...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 19, 2019 10:46 PM (7WaWV)

153 Good evening roonz and roonettez, what's everyone up to?
Posted by: GGE
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It's gotten chilly here out west. Frost the other morning. You getting rain?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:47 PM (Pu/Kw)

154 pas moi, the NBA and i are fin. The NFL can be ok but it doesn't have the same importance. They can't make me care again. I know go with baseball and golf. It has never been more clear that these are just businesses., just like the start up down the street. I understand why people care, it is part of our heritage. But the further these businesses stray from that, they risk losing out.

Hell, Millennials in particular care less about main stream sports than anyone.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:47 PM (n13/j)

155 There are some amazing golf courses in Montana and Idaho. And relatively cheap, by coastal standards. Also BC and Alberta. That whole area has incredible courses carved into mountains.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 19, 2019 10:47 PM (w9bLq)

156 134 Albertan hospitality: https://tinyurl.com/y6mlbt48
https://tinyurl.com/y248tro7
O Canada!

Posted by: MAxIE at October 19, 2019 10:47 PM (9TR2V)

157 I'd love to golf at Bandon Dunes at some point. It's the SW coast of Oregon. Pricey but not nearly as pricey as Pebble Beach.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 10:48 PM (6rRyd)

158 who would pay to see Hill and Chelsea..? Furries..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 19, 2019 10:48 PM (ZqRa6)

159 "there any hit/pop music from the 1960s that *doesn't* sound dated today? "

bowie, space oddity

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:48 PM (aUjDc)

160 Did I just read something about Hillary in a thong?
Arrrg - my eyes.

Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2019 10:48 PM (3HBUR)

161 Good evening horde. The Redneck Yacht Club is having their end of summer party this evening. My wife and I went for a while, it was fun. I bit my tongue and didn't mention summer has been done for nearly a month.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 19, 2019 10:48 PM (f9A2A)

162 It's gotten chilly here out west. Frost the other morning. You getting rain?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 10:47 PM (Pu/Kw)


Yep, got some today, it was nice yesterday and Friday but we had rain Thursday. It was in the 70s all week but the rain knocked the temperatures back down into the 60's. Looks like fall has fallen all over us.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2019 10:49 PM (T8A10)

163 >>>56 Made the kids watch Lawrence Welk as punishment

When my boys were at the age of "tweens, till driving themselves" they knew if they acted up in my car that Mommy would put her polka tapes in the player and be blasting it at top volume with the windows down as they arrived at school in the morning and blazing it in the parking lot in the afternoon..

They behaved.


Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 10:50 PM (RfzVr)

164 "there any hit/pop music from the 1960s that *doesn't* sound dated today? "


How about Rainy night in Georgia?

Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2019 10:50 PM (3HBUR)

165 156 Fuck yeah Alberta the first place she ever got pushback

Posted by: MAxIE at October 19, 2019 10:51 PM (9TR2V)

166 My favorite Frank Zappa interview was his last, I believe by Connie Chung. He was on limited time due to cancer (prostate?) and she asked him why he is still smoking. He replied "because tobacco is my favorite vegetable"

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 19, 2019 10:51 PM (KSBDE)

167 >>158 who would pay to see Hill and Chelsea..?

"Requiem For A Dream" Jennifer Connelly final-scene kinda thing? Or just boring, preachy lecture kinda thing?

The former? Sure. I'd pay to see that. Some things *must* be seen.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:51 PM (XzT/D)

168 Thanks for ONT, mishum. 'Night, morons,

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2019 10:51 PM (jYnPD)

169 164 "there any hit/pop music from the 1960s that *doesn't* sound dated today? "


How about Rainy night in Georgia?
Posted by: An Observation



Some country music hits from that era, maybe? Glenn Campbell?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 10:52 PM (6rRyd)

170 cfomom 163
That's diabolical.
I like it.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 19, 2019 10:52 PM (Tt761)

171 It has never been more clear that these are just businesses., just like the start up down the street. I understand why people care, it is part of our heritage.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:47 PM (n13/j)


People like rooting for laundry (team jerseys, etc.)

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2019 10:52 PM (Y8PSl)

172 High in low 40s all weekend. Normal high is mid 50s. All the leaves are off trees already since it has been below freezing every night for the past week. That usually doesnt happen until well into Nov.

Fuck off Al Gore and especially the angry Swedish August. Fuck off to you in particular.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 19, 2019 10:53 PM (w9bLq)

173 This course is 3 miles from my home in Alberta.

https://www.travelalberta.com/us/listings/ worlds-largest-golf-tee-1490/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:53 PM (QugKX)

174 Space Oddity - early Prog Rock

Rainy Night In Georgia - early Philly Soul (I think)

I was also grooving on the Moody Blues last night. I remember as a 15-year-old in 1981 being very surprised that this "hippie group" (that's how I thought of them) was doing so well with their comeback. I had an art teacher in junior high who liked to play their original stuff during class...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

175 laundry, like how Alvarez just shat himself at the plate?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 10:54 PM (aUjDc)

176 I've noticed a lot of late 1960s songs point to the 1970s, and a lot of late 1970s songs point to the 1980s.

Cases in point: I'd bet most people think Rainy Night In Georgia is a 70s song. It came out late 1960s.

And Gary Numan's Cars, as well as a lot of Blondie's early stuff, actually came out in the late 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

177 The courses in the Banff area are wow!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 19, 2019 10:55 PM (w9bLq)

178 This photo was taken by the Baron's Bolshevik captors, after his final, failed Siberian offensive. Behold the stoic defiance. Right before they shot him, he shoved his Order of St. George in his mouth and chewed up the medal, so they couldn't take it is a trophy.

I hope to have such a demeanor, when the Communists take me.

https://tinyurl.com/yy6opeq5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 10:55 PM (5aX2M)

179 If you love cats and dogs, you will go to heaven.

If ONLY cats, it might take a moment longer. For you.
Thank you MisHum for another great ONT

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2019 10:55 PM (l9m7l)

180 I would've fined the coach.

Playing only starters until two mintues were left. He intentionally ran up the score to satisfy his own ego.

I'm not at all surprised he had kids who had never played before. This jackass would've made them sit on the bench all season if he could've.

Posted by: Sjg at October 19, 2019 10:55 PM (gDSJf)

181 Just got back to our hotel room after the Texas MoMe - what fun we had! Finally got to put faces to names, are some great food, and got to shoot a machine gun!

Yes, there are pictures, and yes, they can be posted - who's gonna mess with a gal who shot a machine gun?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 19, 2019 10:55 PM (CQ8KO)

182 I played Torrey Pines once and thought it was waaaaaay overrated. Nice views sure, but kinda disappointed after all they hype about it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 19, 2019 10:56 PM (w9bLq)

183 actually, I think the only reason some people might pay to see Hillary is because she might fall down and crap herself. Selfies for everyone!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 19, 2019 10:57 PM (ZqRa6)

184 No updates from Andy Ngo on the Hillary and Chelsea festivities in Portland.

Perhaps he expired from boredom.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

185 mallfly: if Hillary falls down and craps herself, your ticket at her next event is free! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

186 This course is 3 miles from my home in Alberta.

https://www.travelalberta.com/us/listings/ worlds-largest-golf-tee-1490/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:53 PM (QugKX)
* * * *

That's one huge tee!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 10:58 PM (TY826)

187 Where will these pictures of MoMe be posted?

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 19, 2019 10:58 PM (KSBDE)

188 >>Playing only starters until two mintues were left. He intentionally ran up the score to satisfy his own ego.

The 'Melian Dialogue' made real for kids. Children should learn at an early age what is to get the ass-whuppin'.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 10:58 PM (XzT/D)

189 cfomom 163
That's diabolical.
I like it.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 19, 2019 10:52 PM (Tt761)


I brought back a tape of Turkish music years ago. My kids hated it.
Hilarious!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2019 10:58 PM (axyOa)

190 Where will these pictures of MoMe be posted?

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 19, 2019 10:58 PM (KSBDE)


On post office walls.

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2019 10:59 PM (Y8PSl)

191 Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:47 PM (n13/j)

I still like watching sportsball events. But I do not attach my ego to any one team. Except the Vikings! Vikings!

Not really. I like the game. But I do not talk sports the next Monday.

if the Vikings win, yay!. if not, they still get enormous paychecks.

I guess my point is this: I like watching football. And hockey. And baseball.

I spend little to no money on "The Product." So boycotting would amount to nothing more than me feeling smug about something.

I do plenty of that outside of sportsball.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)

192 Did PantyFa show up at the Hillz and Chubz bun-toss in Portland?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 10:59 PM (QugKX)

193 did the Baron secure an independent Mongolia?

Mongolia, Tibet, and Manchuria were all claimed by the Qing Emperor . post revolution China didn't hold those territories. after WW2 , China had Manchuria back, Mao took Tibet.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 11:00 PM (aUjDc)

194

The Saturday Night Joke


That reminds me of Ed Norton referring to himself as a subterranean aquatic engineer. What does that mean? I work in the sewers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2019 11:00 PM (CEK6U)

195 After my grandma died, my mom and her sisters inherited Gerber stock that had sat for years growing in value.

I should check and see what their stock's worth these days. Gerber's been sold a number of times since Frank Gerber started it. Nestle, Novartis, etc.

My dad was Gerber's head instrument tech for quite a few years until he retired. Maternal grandfather and his first cousin (both Kingsfords) worked there and the latter is in the photo of the 1930's vintage car Gerber used for their early sales.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 19, 2019 11:00 PM (7s3Gx)

196 Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Glad you enjoyed.
And your observations about the pets seem spot on

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

197 One of the best comments about Scoldilocks on Yahoo News:

"Didn't I once see her in a horror flick?"

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

198 Doral no longer a G7 meeting option.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm



========



There's always something 4-D with Trump's thinking. What is it this time? I can't believe he just plain surrendered.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2019 10:39 PM (13CQC)

put it in the worst section of a big city. I think Trump simply did not realize how badly everyone was going to go after him at every turn. They moved the PGA Tour even out of Doral and put it in Mexico. i have no problem with and even in Mexico, i think it is pretty cool really. But the people against Trump will do anything and everything to otherise him. They think it is ok to trash him and all near him incessantly and we will not respond in kind when a lefty Dem gets in

I don't think Doral is a big issue here but what is an issue is how easy it is to stop the president when he wants to do something. I don't recall that being so easy when Obama was in office. Repubs used to say how hard it was to oppose him and they did their best.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:01 PM (n13/j)

199 My sports watching is mostly golf and racing. Indycars and IMSA seasons are over. NHRA and F1 are still going on. Indifferent to NASCAR. I'm not sure the pro golf season ever ends.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 11:01 PM (6rRyd)

200 >>I guess my point is this: I like watching football. And hockey. And baseball.

Yep. And no self-important grandstander (or whiny embargo-fanatic scold) is going to convince Zod not to watch another Redskins losing season, either.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 11:02 PM (XzT/D)

201 Hello how was your day, Dear?

It rained all day today. The drought is over!

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2019 11:02 PM (CxzJp)

202 Repubs used to say how hard it was to oppose him and they did their best lied.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:01 PM (n13/j)


Gotta love all the virtue signaling from the pols of the president's party. As if the left will hate them any less.

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2019 11:03 PM (Y8PSl)

203 So glad to hear the reports of the spectacular Mo Me. So jealous also. Looking to hear more details as the bedraggled come to and are able to post.

Next year. I am already planning. Gonna take the Texas Eagle there and back (Hubby and I do not fly.)

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 11:03 PM (RfzVr)

204 No updates from Andy Ngo on the Hillary and Chelsea festivities in Portland.

Perhaps he expired from boredom.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:57 PM (I2/tG)


He'll be found tomorrow floating face down in the Williamette River with two gunshot wounds to the back of the head. Ruling will be suicide.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2019 11:03 PM (axyOa)

205 TJM, if you're out there: sorry I missed the movie thread this week. I've been meaning to tell you all about Haxan coming to blu-ray.

I also wanted to mention, Criterion is releasing Fail-Safe on blu-ray and DVD early in 2020.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

206 I don't recall that being so easy when Obama was in office. Repubs used to say how hard it was to oppose him and they did their best.
Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:01 PM (n13/j)

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Of course that's what they said.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:05 PM (XVuno)

207 did the Baron secure an independent Mongolia?

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Yes. They called him the White God of War because his forces liberated Kutuktu (the Living Buddha) from the Chinese and placed him back on the throne. But it was short lived.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 11:05 PM (5aX2M)

208 When my boys were at the age of "tweens, till
driving themselves" they knew if they acted up in my car that Mommy
would put her polka tapes in the player and be blasting it at top volume
with the windows down as they arrived at school in the morning and
blazing it in the parking lot in the afternoon..

They behaved.




Posted by: cfo mom

........


I love it!
Beer Barrel Polka! A-One A-Two A-three!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2019 11:05 PM (438dO)

209 Yep. And no self-important grandstander (or whiny embargo-fanatic scold) is going to convince Zod not to watch another Redskins losing season, either.
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 11:02 PM (XzT/D)

yeah man. Vikings are doing well so far. Can't wait for them to disappoint me again.

*DEVIL HORNS*

*LT Speers voice* "It's all just a game. You're already dead."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 11:05 PM (x8Wzq)

210 199: NHRA is the craziest, most fan friendly, form of motorsports, in person. Been to all the others, nitro drag racing is insane.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2019 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

211 (Hubby and I do not fly.)

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 11:03 PM



*fistbump

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 19, 2019 11:06 PM (7WaWV)

212 It rained most of the day here as well. No drought here. Had a bunch off outside things to do that didn't get done

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 11:06 PM (aA3+G)

213 Next year. I am already planning. Gonna take the Texas Eagle there and back (Hubby and I do not fly.)
Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 11:03 PM (RfzVr)

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With a well-designed trebuchet, you would fly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:07 PM (XVuno)

214 When my boys were at the age of "tweens, till
driving themselves" they knew if they acted up in my car that Mommy
would put her polka tapes in the player and be blasting it at top volume
with the windows down as they arrived at school in the morning and
blazing it in the parking lot in the afternoon..


They behaved.




Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 10:50 PM (RfzVr)

My dad would make us, lovers of hard rock, listen to ABBA as punishment. If we were really, really bad, we had to listen to the whole record album. Yes, he would drag out the record player just to torment us. He now denies it happened, even though it's four testamonies against one, but I think he's just avoiding being tried for war crimes under the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 19, 2019 11:07 PM (XKZwp)

215 CFO Mom and Zettai:

As I've mentioned here before, I flew for the very first time in my life 3 times last year: Long Beach to Sacramento, Sacto to Denver, Denver to Long Beach.

I'm glad I did it finally... but I'm not really very excited to repeat the experience. If I never fly again, meh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

216 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF....!

went to refresh the HQ this AM, only to get a screen that the satellite wasn't paid...

not of burning importance to Resident 3vil, it was only restored a few minutes ago.

and people ask me why i drink.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2019 11:08 PM (P0DGT)

217 210: Maybe next year. The NHRA went to Richmond, VA this year. I assume they'll show up next year too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2019 11:08 PM (6rRyd)

218 today was a wasted day. didn't go to bed until 4 am.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2019 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

219
Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 10:47 PM (n13/j)



I still like watching sportsball events. But I do not attach my ego to any one team. Except the Vikings! Vikings!



Not really. I like the game. But I do not talk sports the next Monday.



if the Vikings win, yay!. if not, they still get enormous paychecks.



I guess my point is this: I like watching football. And hockey. And baseball.



I spend little to no money on "The Product." So boycotting would amount to nothing more than me feeling smug about something.



I do plenty of that outside of sportsball.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)
understood. Don't change. The Left wants nothing more than for you and me to change. They want us to abandon cultural tent posts. But the NFL means less to me as they have chosen to be more divisive and less of an American constant. Look at late night tv. Years ago, late night hosts brought the country together. It was late and nothing else was on. We had to share the same experience. Now, almost no conservatives watch late night tv. And the funny thing is, we are not missing anything.

But again, root for your NFL team. I still want my team to win on Sunday. Unfortunately it just doesn't matter as much as it did once.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:08 PM (n13/j)

220 The defendant stated that he had seen someone do it in a
pornographic film and believed that the female patron may respond to it
sexually.





I'll allow it.

Posted by: Judge Pornhub at October 19, 2019 11:08 PM (RbeRr)

221 what is a good book about 1918 Khan?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 11:08 PM (aUjDc)

222 In spite of all the resistance and impediments, Trump is making good on his campaign promises.
2 Supremes and over 150 Federal judges will make for a more conservative future for a generation.

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2019 11:08 PM (0bwIz)

223 OffBeat Cinema is showing White Zombie.

I wonder is White Zombie's have privilege over the Zombies of Colour.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (oVJmc)

224 Pets define us.
Dogs love us more than we deserve.

Cats love us...on their terms. Which we are always SO eager to meet.

Dog and cats are our true masters. Some day, we'll recognize that.

Thanks again MisHum.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (l9m7l)

225 As I've mentioned here before, I flew for the very first time in my life 3 times last year: Long Beach to Sacramento, Sacto to Denver, Denver to Long Beach.

I'm glad I did it finally... but I'm not really very excited to repeat the experience. If I never fly again, meh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

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Steve, Sacramento was your big mistake, flying there ruins it for a lot of people, sometimes for good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (XVuno)

226 148 nerdygirl #116: ...Lawrence Welk... That show was unintentionally hilarious. Sometimes they did "rock and roll" songs. OMG.

The best one
https://youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE
Posted by: mindful webworker - sweet Jesus!


So, Geritol and medical marijuana.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

227 I love flying in airplanes.

I loathe air travel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (x8Wzq)

228 Did PantyFa show up at the Hillz and Chubz bun-toss in Portland?

They were busy today engaging in the most Portland of activities - a strike by a militant burger worker's union, which is part of the International Workers of The World. (I am not making this up.)

Among other things, the union is demanding a five buck an hour raise, full medical benefits for all (including part-time workers), and the right to wear left-wing propaganda on the job.

The workers put up a "picket line", which consisted of refusing to let anyone into the restaurant for a couple of hours, and refusing to let anyone use the driven. The cops did nothing, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

229 Good evening, Horde, and Thanks, MisHum for another rollicking ONT.

LOVE the SNJ - will definitely be using that.

I do have a MIL update, but it's late and we just got home. Mom's doing okay, all things considered, but has been diagnosed with breast cancer (no details on stage, etc). Had left ankle operated on yesterday, and is currently in step-down from ICU.

Unfortunately, her SO isn't faring as well: he transitioned to Hospice this afternoon. The two units' nurses thoughtfully arranged for Mom to visit with him one last time: they help hands and tried to look at each other. It was the most beautiful, heartbreaking things I've ever witnessed.

Finally, our breast cancer walk this morning was wonderful, and out little team ended up #2 in fundraising among over 400 teams total. And your humble ibguy ended up #7 in the individual standings, among some 2,600.

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (EHVbt)

230 pookysgirl, I actually *like* the Abba albums Super Trouper and The Visitors.

The Visitors ends with a surprisingly touching IMHO song about death, called Like An Angel Passing Through My Room. Kind of haunting.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

231 I developed a fear of flying late in life and spontaneously for reasons I can't explain... I never really liked flying before but it was tolerable...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 19, 2019 11:10 PM (7WaWV)

232 puddlegum, richmond is on the schedule for next year. you won't forget nitro drag racing if you are a gearhead.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

233 Cicero, LOL.
If it helps I never left the airport, which as it turns out is a distance away from the city proper.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

234 229 moi

Sorry for the typos, just a VERY long day.

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2019 11:10 PM (EHVbt)

235 today I got up early, had coffee, did a poop, went to the gym, had breakfast, and then... went back to bed.
and then it was 2:45 pm.
not a wasted day exactly but where did the time go?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 11:11 PM (aUjDc)

236 Faith Goldy is kinda super-hot when she says "aboot"

Posted by: MAxIE at October 19, 2019 11:11 PM (9TR2V)

237 i've been to a strip club twice, i think, the last time a small, fairly grungy place - the stripper took interest in me, eyeing me as a mark, probably, but was definitely dancing to my benefit, which got the attention of a biker type down the bar, who gave me about the worst death-stare i've ever seen - her boyfriend? - there was a lot of tension in the air, i finished my drink and got out of there. the better part of valor and all.

Posted by: mjc at October 19, 2019 11:11 PM (Pg+x7)

238 True story

Only listened to ABBA Gold

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 11:11 PM (EqKj1)

239 "The defendant stated that he had seen someone do it in a pornographic film and believed that the female patron may respond to it sexually."


Man, don't tell me you can't even put your faith in porn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2019 11:11 PM (oVJmc)

240 I've only read one book about him - "The Bloody White Baron," by James Palmer. It was pretty good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 11:12 PM (5aX2M)

241 I might get into the professional bull riding association. They don't seem likely to go full lefty for some reason.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:12 PM (n13/j)

242 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxlcozxq

https://tinyurl.com/yxj743pb

https://tinyurl.com/y4carjzb

https://tinyurl.com/y5f37evq

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2019 11:12 PM (qAR6u)

243 The workers put up a "picket line", which consisted
of refusing to let anyone into the restaurant for a couple of hours, and
refusing to let anyone use the driven. The cops did nothing, of
course.


Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

Send in Scrubs Guy from yesterday's post. He'll break up the line.

"GTFO! I gotta get back to work! WTF is wrong with you people?!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 19, 2019 11:12 PM (XKZwp)

244 227 I love flying in airplanes.

I loathe air travel.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (x8Wzq)

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1. TSA Pre-Check
2. Asian carrier
3. Business class

You're in like Flynn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:12 PM (XVuno)

245 Abba also had a non-hit song on the album Super Trouper, called On And On And On.

Kind of funny. It pokes fun at what passed for 'night life' in the late 1970s/early 1980s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

246 Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2019 11:10 PM (


You're forgiven


This time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2019 11:13 PM (aA3+G)

247 The cops did nothing, of course.

It's been eight days now, and the Portland cops have still made no arrests in the case of the Antifa-guy killed by an SUV riddled with bullet holes, and have yet to provide any explanation of what happened, thereby complying with Antifa's demand that no one talk to the news media.

I thought better of the Portland Police Bureau, but my level of cynicism is rapidly rising.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

248 >>>With a well-designed trebuchet, you would fly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:07 PM (XVuno)

That might actually be fun! Airlines, not so much.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 11:13 PM (RfzVr)

249 Antifa=mafia.
RICO time.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 11:14 PM (aUjDc)

250 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2019 11:14 PM (vQ89V)

251 You guys and gals are all great. I love all of you.

If you were dogs and cats, I'd pet all of you. You dogs would love being petted. You cats would pretend to hate every moment of being petted, but would actually love every moment and would scratch if such moments were interrupted.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2019 11:15 PM (l9m7l)

252 Boss dragged me to The Diamond by the San Diego airport.

Hottest strippers

Worst was dragged to strip club in Ensanada Mexico on same work trip, not hot there

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 11:15 PM (EqKj1)

253 PS I am not actually a cat.

DAMN IT.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2019 11:15 PM (l9m7l)

254 249 Antifa=mafia.
RICO time.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 11:14 PM (aUjDc)

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RICO assumes they have assets to take.

A box of Kleenex and a premium subscription to pornhub aren't assets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:16 PM (XVuno)

255 ladyl!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

256 They were busy today engaging in the most Portland
of activities - a strike by a militant burger worker's union, which is
part of the International Workers of The World. (I am not making this
up.)


Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM


Holy shit, what a bunch of self-entitled, economically illiterate freaks.

https://twitter.com/BVWkrUnion

Posted by: Bert G at October 19, 2019 11:17 PM (OMsf+)

257 Hey fappers.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

258 I've been commuting across the Minnesota River valley for almost 30 years. Within the last 10 I'd probably see a bald eagle once a month. Over the last couple years it's almost a daily occurrence. It's really something.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2019 11:17 PM (4UlPP)

259 RICO assumes they have assets to take.

Two kinds of Antifa people: broke losers, and trust fund babies (like Tim Kaine's kid).

Don't assume that they don't have assets.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

260 ibguy, that is so sad. Prayers being said for all involved. May God give peace.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2019 11:18 PM (RfzVr)

261 Chavez!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2019 11:18 PM (vQ89V)

262 eyeing me as a mark, probably,"

"She belong to that man Jose"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 11:18 PM (6qErC)

263 "According to court documents, the Columbus Division of Police began covert surveillance of the premises earlier this summer, obtaining evidence of illegal drug and alcohol sales."

I wonder how many beejers and lines of coke the vice cops went through before they decided they had enough evidence...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2019 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

264 Hey fappers.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

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*high five*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:19 PM (XVuno)

265 246 MisHum

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2019 11:19 PM (EHVbt)

266 >>a militant burger worker's union

Haha.

I said 'no pickles,' prole.

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 11:19 PM (XzT/D)

267 I thought she belonged to Bad Man Jose

Posted by: Texican ette at October 19, 2019 11:19 PM (xQ9Ht)

268 *high five*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:19 PM (XVuno)

Uh, would you mind washing your hands first? Just in case.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2019 11:19 PM (NWiLs)

269 Pro Tip: Never let a commie make your burger.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:20 PM (XVuno)

270 250 LadyL

Hey, Big Sis!

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2019 11:20 PM (EHVbt)

271 If you were dogs and cats, I'd pet all of you"

Rawr...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 11:20 PM (6qErC)

272 Ibguy-I'm so sorry about your mom's friend. Praying for your mom, her friend and your families.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2019 11:20 PM (vQ89V)

273 I might get into the professional bull riding association. They don't seem likely to go full lefty for some reason.
Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:12 PM (n13/j)
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They would be dead last to lean lefty.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 11:21 PM (TY826)

274 I thought she belonged to Bad Man Jose"

At the little cafe.

Just south of the border

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 11:21 PM (6qErC)

275 260 cfo mom

Thank you, ma'am. It is indeed.

We don't know if she really 'gets it' yet. Time will tell.

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2019 11:21 PM (EHVbt)

276 >>the stripper took interest in me, eyeing me as a mark

(squats, spits)

Is whore. How much for the mouth-work?

Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2019 11:21 PM (XzT/D)

277 {{{Ibguy}}}

Li'l bro...

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2019 11:21 PM (vQ89V)

278 268 *high five*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:19 PM (XVuno)

Uh, would you mind washing your hands first? Just in case.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2019 11:19 PM (NWiLs)

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*wipes hand on curtain*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:21 PM (XVuno)

279 Wouldn't it be GREAT to carve out YOUR OWN destiny. no MATTER what shape that destiny happened to form.

PS: no kittens

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2019 11:21 PM (l9m7l)

280
I think Trump simply did not realize how badly everyone was going to go after him at every turn.
...

Posted by: Quint

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If that's the case, I'm disappointed in him.

I still hope there's something 4-D about it. Probably the other G7 leaders were pumped about going to Doral and now figure damn, another stodgy old 5-star they've probably already been to instead of one of Trump's ultra-cool cribs. Then next year they'll all BEG to go to one of Trump's places.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2019 11:22 PM (13CQC)

281 pookysgirl, I actually *like* the Abba albums Super Trouper and The Visitors.




The Visitors ends with a surprisingly touching IMHO song about
death, called Like An Angel Passing Through My Room. Kind of haunting.


Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

I don't remember what album(s) we were forced to listen to, I must have blocked it from my memory. We were hard rock children, my parents were... not. My mother once took a meat tenderizer to a cassette of my brother's that she had previously forbidden. (To be fair, the lyrics were objectionable.)
If you wanted to argue for certain music, your argument had better be solid, with music theory to back it up. I still remember a heated discussion on the harmonization of one song on the radio-and that was between my parents! I had a bizarre childhood, but in retrospect, arguing was a form of love.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote anthropologist at October 19, 2019 11:25 PM (XKZwp)

282 Ibguy-I'm so sorry about your mom's friend. Praying for your mom, her friend and your families.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2019 11:20 PM (vQ89V)
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Ditto.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 11:25 PM (TY826)

283 Been to all the others, nitro drag racing is insane.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Speaking of nitro, I've been in the pits at Indy during qualifying. Burning eyes and lungs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2019 11:26 PM (Pu/Kw)

284 I know a bunch of wine moms.

All super cool and fun

What I missing?
Posted by: Yo

Same

Posted by: Pualo at October 19, 2019 11:27 PM (B7KlG)

285 Hey Beckoning Chasm. Another week behind us.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 19, 2019 11:29 PM (n4y+3)

286 283; Hammer, breakfast of champions. NHRA is as far from left as you will see. Last weekend, lot of drivers wearing MAGA hats for their interviews after winning.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2019 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

287 Finally, our breast cancer walk this morning was wonderful, and out
little team ended up #2 in fundraising among over 400 teams total. And
your humble ibguy ended up #7 in the individual standings, among some
2,600.

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (EHVbt)

Never, never, never quit! My thoughts are with you. I have seen things i wish I hadn't when loved ones suffer. The fundraising part is inspirational. We all need to be reminded to never quit, i know i do.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:29 PM (n13/j)

288 Here's another great photo, that shows the other side of the coin.

NKVD agent in the Karelian during the Winter War defiantly laughing at his fate, in the hands of his Finnish captors:

https://tinyurl.com/y8rxht5d

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 11:29 PM (5aX2M)

289 I know a bunch of wine moms."

Pics?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 11:30 PM (6qErC)

290 220 The defendant stated that he had seen someone do it in a
pornographic film and believed that the female patron may respond to it
sexually.

Man, don't tell me you can't even put your faith in porn.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2019 11:11 PM (oVJmc)


I have a pet theory that part of the reason the South Asian migrants get all rapey when they get to the West is that they watch too much porn and think it's real.

You get raised being told the women in Europe and America are all uncovered prostitutes and whores, then you watch movies with the western women acting like whores and you show up expecting BJs are like handshakes.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 19, 2019 11:31 PM (jp0Bv)

291 Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2019 11:09 PM (EHVbt)

Wow, no words.

I'm glad the fundraiser went well for you.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 19, 2019 11:32 PM (f9A2A)

292 Ibguy - so sorry to read that about your mom's friend. I was pulling for him to make it through this.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2019 11:32 PM (3SIip)

293 I know a bunch of wine moms.
Pics?

$$$

Posted by: Judge Pornhub at October 19, 2019 11:34 PM (RbeRr)

294 NKVD agent in the Karelian during the Winter War defiantly laughing at his fate, in the hands of his Finnish captors:

https://tinyurl.com/y8rxht5d
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 11:29 PM (5aX2M)

You'd have thought they'd take that nice greatcoat off him before shooting him, so as not get blood all over it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:34 PM (QugKX)

295 If that's the case, I'm disappointed in him.



I still hope there's something 4-D about it. Probably the other G7
leaders were pumped about going to Doral and now figure damn, another
stodgy old 5-star they've probably already been to instead of one of
Trump's ultra-cool cribs. Then next year they'll all BEG to go to one of
Trump's places.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 19, 2019 11:22 PM (13CQC)

we see it all the time. The only way to stop the lefty madness is to stand up to it. There is really no other option. The more you lay down the more they want.

I am not blaming Trump. I would have thrown in the towel long ago. He has has made mistakes for sure and there are things i would change if I were he. But this man has been attack incessantly since long before he took office. These people are the least original people in human history. We know they will go on full blast over everything and they never disappoint. I guess they never heard it helps to be original some times. My guess is President Trump has other battles to fight, but that is just a guess. I hope he is playing them. They are so linear they should be able to be played easily.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:35 PM (n13/j)

296 Ibguy-Its a horrible thing for both families. I hadn't heard of the breast cancer diagnosis. Prayers for all of you.

Posted by: Abby at October 19, 2019 11:36 PM (2GZs0)

297
Peace out.

night

Posted by: Yo! at October 19, 2019 11:37 PM (EqKj1)

298 and you show up expecting BJs are like handshakes"

I'll shake hands. The rest?

Nah

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2019 11:37 PM (6qErC)

299 night, Yo!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2019 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

300
You know, my ideas of where something goes in a kitchen and the universe is ideas of where something goes in a kitchen are so often not the same idea.

Its dramatically compounded by the fact that this kitchen with designed by an orangutan with a significant Trisomy mutation and expensive hallucinogenic mushroom habit...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 19, 2019 11:37 PM (UFLLM)

301 For a while I have been considering a California flag that the silhouette of the Shasta Ground Sloth on it.
Can't find one in production . . . Can't imagine why.

the comeback of the bald eagle has been amazing. Last week I was crossing the Willamette on a bridge and looked down river, and spotted an adult bald eagle in one of the cottonwoods on the bank. When I was a kid that would have made the papers.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 11:37 PM (xG/b0)

302 You'd have thought they'd take that nice greatcoat off him before shooting him, so as not get blood all over it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:34 PM (QugKX)

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Meh, they were busy.

And I doubt Finnish soldiers in the Karelian meatgrinder would turn their noses up at a soiled coat.

BTW, the Finns refused to release that photo til about ten years ago, for fear it would embolden Russians.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 11:41 PM (5aX2M)

303 ...bald eagles...

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 11:37 PM (xG/b0)

I stopped by a friend's business several months ago. It is near the intersection of Rte 46, the Garden State Parkway, and Rte 20 in northern NJ. Definitely not rural

A fucking bald eagle was cruising around!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2019 11:41 PM (wYseH)

304 For a while I have been considering a California flag that the silhouette of the Shasta Ground Sloth on it.
Can't find one in production . . . Can't imagine why.

the comeback of the bald eagle has been amazing. Last week I was crossing the Willamette on a bridge and looked down river, and spotted an adult bald eagle in one of the cottonwoods on the bank. When I was a kid that would have made the papers.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2019 11:37 PM (xG/b0)

Ground Sloth makes yummy burgers. You can do 'em in the slow cooker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:42 PM (QugKX)

305 LOL Alberta Oil Peon.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 19, 2019 11:43 PM (n4y+3)

306 Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 19, 2019 11:37 PM (UFLLM)

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Umm, watcha vaping tonight?

*edges toward door*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:43 PM (XVuno)

307 And then there was dancing...


God help us all...

Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:44 PM (igaOn)

308 I have a pet theory that part of the reason the South Asian migrants get all rapey when they get to the West is that they watch too much porn and think it's real.

You get raised being told the women in Europe and America are all uncovered prostitutes and whores, then you watch movies with the western women acting like whores and you show up expecting BJs are like handshakes.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 19, 2019 11:31 PM (jp0Bv)
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Sounds plausible. I would couple that with their cultural belief that men are weak-willed and allowed to become sex-crazed animals by simply seeing a woman who is not covered head to toe in a black sack (and that it is the woman's fault they are driven this way).

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 11:44 PM (TY826)

309 lotsa bald eagles along the Yellowstone

Posted by: free tibet at October 19, 2019 11:44 PM (CMq2e)

310 You'd have thought they'd take that nice greatcoat off him before shooting him, so as not get blood all over it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Finn's had a lot of Russian agreat coats

Posted by: Pualo at October 19, 2019 11:44 PM (B7KlG)

311 I've seen bald eagles along the superslab near the river in southern Newyorkistan...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 19, 2019 11:44 PM (7WaWV)

312 Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:44 PM (igaOn)

{{{SMH}}}
I knew I was going to regret leaving so early!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 19, 2019 11:45 PM (rQnTU)

313 Ground Sloth makes yummy burgers. You can do 'em in the slow cooker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:42 PM (QugKX)

Alright, that there is funny.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 19, 2019 11:45 PM (f9A2A)

314 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)

315 Arroz Caldo. Cute little Filipina spinner who hangs around is a killer cook...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 19, 2019 11:46 PM (UFLLM)

316 307 And then there was dancing...

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Dancing? Or, "dancing"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:47 PM (XVuno)

317 I think the bald eagle is doing quite well. We all picture him soaring over a canyon out west somewhere. But they have bald eagle preserves in the East too. I think they are doing well.

The White Tailed Deer has come back so strongly as to be a nuisance. I think people realize the issue with deer. But I wonder if they realize how large the population is to what we had decades ago. For real, if you shot a nice buck in 1930, that would get into a small town paper. I read yeas ago that Texas has ten times the deer population the USA had 90 years ago.

The lefty greens talk about the good ol days but they have not freaking clue.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:47 PM (n13/j)

318 Fire's still burning Hrothgar.

Come back...

Come.

Back.

Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:47 PM (igaOn)

319 TXMoMe is winding down

Ben Had and I did an Angel From Montgomery duet as promised

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2019 11:47 PM (tH42J)

320 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)


Okay, I'll bite: How did an elephant get inside your pajamas?

Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2019 11:47 PM (Y8PSl)

321 evening

seven nation army by the white stripes

https://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY


Do you like it?

Posted by: booknlass at October 19, 2019 11:48 PM (xIKXj)

322 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)

Too late. He probably already stretched the waistband so badly they won't stay up any more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:48 PM (QugKX)

323 What is the genetic condition of North American Bison today if there were only 325 animals remaining in the late 1880s? By definition, there would be no more than 112 possible mating pairs even if you assume none of those 325 animals were siblings.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 19, 2019 11:48 PM (+Kpte)

324 Hey SMH

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2019 11:48 PM (tH42J)

325 Cicero...

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:48 PM (igaOn)

326 Houston trying to clinch the series, up 4-2 in the 8th, one on and Gurriel hits a single out to right - all the announcers talk about is how Judge took a step to get in front of it and gosh how hard that is to do to make that play and blah blah blah. Houston will play Washington in the World Series and they'll still be talking about the Yankees.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2019 11:49 PM (4UlPP)

327 *glares at hogmartin*

Smart ass.

Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:49 PM (igaOn)

328 Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:48 PM (igaOn)

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Gotcha.

*wink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:50 PM (XVuno)

329 For real, if you shot a nice buck in 1930, that would get into a small town paper. I read yeas ago that Texas has ten times the deer population the USA had 90 years ago.

The lefty greens talk about the good ol days but they have not freaking clue.
Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:47 PM (n13/j)

Probably why chronic wasting disease has jumped from Congress to the deer population; just too many of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:50 PM (QugKX)

330 Smart ass.
Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:49 PM (igaOn)

*waves*

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2019 11:50 PM (tH42J)

331 A fucking bald eagle was cruising around!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2019 11:41 PM (wYseH)
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Chickens, or otters?

*ducks to avoid getting hit*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 11:51 PM (TY826)

332 "JQ, the paint is coming off the kitchen walls... wtf?! How much garlic DID you put in the pot roast?"

"A bit, because we both love garlic."

*tastes roast* ----- *hmmmm*

"Tastes good to me, honey."

(sigh)

Posted by: JQ at October 19, 2019 11:52 PM (gP/Z3)

333 *ducks to avoid getting hit*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 11:51 PM (TY826)

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You're on your own, man.

Posted by: The Ducks at October 19, 2019 11:52 PM (XVuno)

334 Ibguy

Prayers up your "crew" for from here. You are a great example for many of others!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 19, 2019 11:52 PM (rQnTU)

335 Sounds plausible. I would couple that with their cultural belief that men are weak-willed and allowed to become sex-crazed animals by simply seeing a woman who is not covered head to toe in a black sack (and that it is the woman's fault they are driven this way).
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 11:44 PM (TY826)

Oh yeah. It's just one facet of the incompatibility of the two cultures.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 19, 2019 11:53 PM (jp0Bv)

336 330 Smart ass.
Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:49 PM (igaOn)

*waves*
Posted by: hogmartin at

It's always so sad when people opt to read their devices at social events rather than talk.

Duck. Runs. Now that i'm wearing my boots.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 19, 2019 11:54 PM (1gZ9R)

337 "too much garlic"

...sorry, I don't understand these words in that order.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

338 *runs for her life*

HELP!

Hogmartin is rabid!

Or drunk...dunno...but still...

Posted by: SMH at October 19, 2019 11:54 PM (igaOn)

339 I actually like this one better

Ball and Biscuit

https://youtu.be/urEeUMqRhA4

Posted by: booknlass at October 19, 2019 11:54 PM (xIKXj)

340 Hogmartin's okay. He just had some of the 7-Eleven hooch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

341 My muscles are sore tonight, back especially. Spent too many hours working the wooden-lever backhoe. Filled in one hole, then dug up my now-dormant rhubarb plant and moved it. That sucker had tap roots 3 inches in diameter!

Then continued digging where the rhubarb plant used to be, in an effort to get down to the portion of the exterior flange on the septic tank where it appears to leak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:55 PM (QugKX)

342 seven nation army by the white stripes

https://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY


Do you like it?
Posted by: booknlass at October 19, 2019 11:48 PM (xIKXj)
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There's one out there of them performing this and Death Letter at the Grammys that is outstanding. A whole lot of sound from 2 people. Bonus rambling intro from Beck too.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2019 11:55 PM (4UlPP)

343 Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 19, 2019 11:48 PM (+Kpte)

No math on Saturday night ONT, please!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 19, 2019 11:56 PM (rQnTU)

344 For real, if you shot a nice buck in 1930, that
would get into a small town paper. I read yeas ago that Texas has ten
times the deer population the USA had 90 years ago.



The lefty greens talk about the good ol days but they have not freaking clue.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:47 PM (n13/j)



Probably why chronic wasting disease has jumped from Congress to the deer population; just too many of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:50 PM (QugKX)

Lots of lefty areas where they don't allow hunting. The deer suffer from starvation and disease. A lot of people get into car accidents too. Damn the lefties are dumb.

As for Congress, there are likely too many but my view is to limit their time spent scewing us over. They are a congress, a meeting. They should meet for a short period and then go the freak home. It should not be a primary job. It should be a meeting to get some things done and them go home.

Posted by: Quint at October 19, 2019 11:56 PM (n13/j)

345 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:55 PM (QugKX)
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Good luck with that, AOP.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 11:56 PM (TY826)

346 The North American Crocodiles were nearly extinct... But some Army base in Florida (IIRC) has a research reactor with a runoff moat that makes a perfect, warm brackish area for the crocs to hang out and breed, and they've bounced back to a population in the hundreds and growing.

The Army even changed the firing ranges once they figured out was going on, to protect them.

Plus: croc moat, and that's pretty awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 11:57 PM (5aX2M)

347 Too many deer were hired as Congressional aides, and you know how it is with Congress Critters... a couple of side cars after hours, a little blow, the next thing you know your Congress Critter is on all fours singing John Deere Green... chronic wasting disease spreads to the deer and then you get a mass die-off.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 19, 2019 11:57 PM (UFLLM)

348 Good luck with that, AOP.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 19, 2019 11:56 PM (TY826)

Thanks!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:58 PM (QugKX)

349 quattuor quattuorque

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 19, 2019 11:59 PM (R6eDj)

350 I had no idea there were crocodiles in North America. I thought it was only alligators.

Sonofagun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2019 11:59 PM (XVuno)

351 The Army even changed the firing ranges once they figured out was going on, to protect them.

Plus: croc moat, and that's pretty awesome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2019 11:57 PM (5aX2M)

Crocodiles, as opposed to alligators? Crocs have broader jaws, or something?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2019 11:59 PM (QugKX)

352 Oh yeah. It's just one facet of the incompatibility of the two cultures.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 19, 2019 11:53 PM (jp0Bv)

No, no, no! That cannot be. My betters have road me repeatedly that Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 19, 2019 11:59 PM (rQnTU)

353 If Trump was only about free advertising/boosting of his Dural resort by wanting to host the G7 there then MSDNC et al did him a huge favor by making a big stink. Now I think he genuinely figured he could keep the damm pantifa anarchists away and give the G-7 a good time and productive meeting.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2019 12:00 AM (n4y+3)

354 Florida is fine, but not after you've developed a palate for Egyptians.

Posted by: An American Crocodile at October 20, 2019 12:02 AM (XVuno)

355 Holy shit. Joe Buck is insufferable.

Posted by: free tibet at October 20, 2019 12:02 AM (n/eZB)

356 Stros up

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:02 AM (R6eDj)

357 If Trump was only about free advertising/boosting of his Dural resort by wanting to host the G7 there then MSDNC et al did him a huge favor by making a big stink. Now I think he genuinely figured he could keep the damm pantifa anarchists away and give the G-7 a good time and productive meeting.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2019 12:00 AM (n4y+3)

There's got to be a resort on an island somewhere. What about South Padre Island?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2019 12:02 AM (QugKX)

358 Crocodiles have two cloacas...

Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:02 AM (UFLLM)

359
Crocodiles, as opposed to alligators? Crocs have broader jaws, or something?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Caiman, I expect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2019 12:03 AM (Pu/Kw)

360 358 Crocodiles have two cloacas...
Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:02 AM (UFLLM)

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Go on...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2019 12:03 AM (XVuno)

361 Beats the chicken and marshmallows they feed us...

Posted by: Louisiana Swamp Tourist Alligator at October 20, 2019 12:04 AM (TY826)

362 Qdp-- oh, yeah-- garlic, FTW!!!!

But, um, there ain't enough mouthwash to make me & hubby presentable for, oh at *least* a week, lol!

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2019 12:04 AM (gP/Z3)

363 Caiman, I expect.

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Still Porsche's cheapest sports car.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2019 12:05 AM (XVuno)

364 ... and the poor kitchen needs repainting anyway, right?

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2019 12:05 AM (gP/Z3)

365 Caiman, I expect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Which reminds me, while looking into Woods Bison, I noticed that Bison are being shipped from Alberta to Russia.

Collusion. It's only a matter of time until it is attached to Trudeau.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2019 12:05 AM (Pu/Kw)

366 yankees tie it up .

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 20, 2019 12:05 AM (B+t5k)

367 Caiman, I expect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2019 12:03 AM (Pu/Kw)

Genetically engineer them to grow fur coats, and then turn loose a breeding population in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2019 12:05 AM (QugKX)

368 >>Holy shit. Joe Buck is insufferable.


He's the worst.

But GO Yankees!

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:06 AM (ypTww)

369 Caiman, I expect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2019 12:03 AM (Pu/Kw

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Nope. NA Crocodiles. Rare as hell. Especially on the mainland. They've been relocating them to the Caribbean wherever possible, because they do better there, and there aren't as many people to kill them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2019 12:06 AM (5aX2M)

370 Porsches have two cloacas?

Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:06 AM (UFLLM)

371 what's an astro anyway ?

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 20, 2019 12:06 AM (B+t5k)

372 Maldonado getting paid to miss pitches and take this to extra innings ? come on, man.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:06 AM (R6eDj)

373 Genetically engineer them to grow fur coats, and then turn loose a breeding population in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2019 12:05 AM (QugKX)
* * * *

**snort**

Posted by: Louisiana Swamp Tourist Alligator at October 20, 2019 12:06 AM (TY826)

374 Collusion. It's only a matter of time until it is attached to Trudeau.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2019 12:05 AM (Pu/Kw)

An alligator would look good, attached to Trudeau.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2019 12:07 AM (QugKX)

375 Yankee don't go home !

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 20, 2019 12:07 AM (B+t5k)

376 From YouTube videos I learned that golf courses are the natural habitat of American alligators.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2019 12:07 AM (XVuno)

377 Once one goes cloaca, he never goes back-a...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 20, 2019 12:08 AM (7WaWV)

378 game is always "fixed" when your team is messing up. true story.

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 20, 2019 12:08 AM (B+t5k)

379 There's got to be a resort on an island somewhere. What about South Padre Island?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2019 12:02 AM (QugKX)

that is a good idea. At leas the cops won't bow down and kow tow to Antifa. For sure it should be the reddest of states. Maybe area 51 just to screw with the left.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2019 12:08 AM (n13/j)

380 370 Porsches have two cloacas?
Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:06 AM (UFLLM)

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Not the base model.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2019 12:08 AM (XVuno)

381 Pedo Island is probably available for the G7.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 20, 2019 12:08 AM (a4EWo)

382
*runs for her life*

HELP!

Hogmartin is rabid!

Or drunk...dunno...but still...
Posted by: SMH

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Do we need to send a rescue party out there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 20, 2019 12:08 AM (13CQC)

383
Genetically engineer them to grow fur coats, and then turn loose a breeding population in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I've mentioned the greenies suggestion to re-introduce the Red wolf to the environs of Chapel Hill, NC., in order to control the beaver population. Given that it is the hyper-Progressive home of UNC, I endorse the idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2019 12:08 AM (Pu/Kw)

384 Do we need to send a rescue party out there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Armed with dart guns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2019 12:09 AM (Pu/Kw)

385 Local news chick kept saying "door ohl". Kids these days can't even pronounce cigarette brands correctly.

Posted by: klaftern at October 20, 2019 12:09 AM (RuIsu)

386 SAVE THE BEAVER !

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 20, 2019 12:09 AM (B+t5k)

387 American crocodiles:

https://tinyurl.com/y575qhy8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2019 12:10 AM (5aX2M)

388 and then there's this

Zep

17 March 1969

https://youtu.be/qSIS0o7vtPE

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:11 AM (xIKXj)

389 SAVE THE CLOCK TOWER!!

Posted by: Back To The Future Walk-On Character # 6 at October 20, 2019 12:11 AM (XVuno)

390 I think a good Operation Chaos would be to support Tulsi Gabbard in states where it doesn't matter how you vote and there are open primaries.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2019 12:12 AM (438dO)

391 Red wolves are genetically unable to distinguish between traditional prey, wine mom's, and smelly hippie University professors. Unleash the wolves!

Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:12 AM (UFLLM)

392 SAVE THE BEAVER !
Posted by: > alan lana

didn't figure you for an Islamophobe.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:12 AM (R6eDj)

393 Damn Yankees

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 20, 2019 12:13 AM (Y2Gnn)

394


Cloaca job? Do go on old fellow...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 20, 2019 12:13 AM (UFLLM)

395 jhawk, I hadn't seen that performance with Beck's intro.

I'll check it out!

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:13 AM (xIKXj)

396 From YouTube videos I learned that golf courses are the natural habitat of American alligators.
Posted by: Cicero
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They routinely go after golfers down along the SE coast.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jk2q9m

Gator got her.

Posted by: Carrie Heffernan at October 20, 2019 12:14 AM (Pu/Kw)

397 Fact that they will run Warren as Hillary 2.0 cracks me up.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2019 12:15 AM (LxTcq)

398 Altuve.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:15 AM (R6eDj)

399 I sacrifice the 2-iron in my bag for an 870 with slugs...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 20, 2019 12:15 AM (UFLLM)

400 altuve is a midget but dude can rake.

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 20, 2019 12:17 AM (B+t5k)

401 Pedo Island is probably available for the G7.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

assuming they all haven't already been there

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:17 AM (R6eDj)

402 391 Red wolves are genetically unable to distinguish between traditional prey, wine mom's, and smelly hippie University professors. Unleash the wolves!
Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:12 AM (UFLLM)

the License plate on me truck?

GR WLF.

Grey Wolf, a nick name given me by some of the best sword fighters in the world.

I will take this under advisement.

Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 20, 2019 12:17 AM (NgKpN)

403 Zep

17 March 1969

https://youtu.be/qSIS0o7vtPE
Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:11 AM (xIKXj)
* * * *

Great vid. Hard to believe it's 50 years ago.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 20, 2019 12:17 AM (TY826)

404 ALTUVE!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:17 AM (R6eDj)

405 Ha! Altuve

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 20, 2019 12:18 AM (Y2Gnn)

406 toldja

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 20, 2019 12:18 AM (B+t5k)

407 Sooner or later someone's gonna take Jay Ferguson's late 1970s song "Thunder Island" and do a spoof, "Pedo Island."

'Doo doo doo doot, doo doo doot...'

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2019 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

408 "Don't throw it again."


That's what I said.

Do. Not. Throw. It. Again.


Fucking Altuve. That little bean can hit.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:18 AM (ypTww)

409 They routinely go after golfers down along the SE coast.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jk2q9m

Gator got her.
Posted by: Carrie Heffernan at October 20, 2019 12:14 AM (Pu/Kw)

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So a 9' gator went for her Sheltie, and she decided to fight the gator, unarmed, for the dog.

And she taught small children.

Top. Women.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2019 12:19 AM (5aX2M)

410 409 They routinely go after golfers down along the SE coast.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jk2q9m

Gator got her.
Posted by: Carrie Heffernan at October 20, 2019 12:14 AM (Pu/Kw)

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So a 9' gator went for her Sheltie, and she decided to fight the gator, unarmed, for the dog.

And she taught small children.

Top. Women.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2019 12:19 AM (5aX2M)

Darwin is laughing.

Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 20, 2019 12:19 AM (NgKpN)

411 Dibs on room 69! IAnd get a better dry cleaner! The last time my 'suits' came back full of bear spray...

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 20, 2019 12:19 AM (UFLLM)

412 the left should be sad and made to feel it.

Hillary = Barney Fife. Warren = Warren. They should always realize she is not their real choice, but second best.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2019 12:19 AM (n13/j)

413 altuve is so little, the baseball looks bigger to him, so easier to hit .. like a beach ball .. that's all I got.

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 20, 2019 12:20 AM (B+t5k)

414 and he's a little guy!

Posted by: mjc at October 20, 2019 12:20 AM (Pg+x7)

415

Do not take Altuve if you are allergic to Altuve.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2019 12:21 AM (aKsyK)

416 17 March 1969

https://youtu.be/qSIS0o7vtPE
Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:11 AM (xIKXj)

STB

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2019 12:22 AM (rpxSz)

417 Altuve , little or not, is cucking Paolo tonight

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:22 AM (R6eDj)

418 >>Zep

17 March 1969


Jimmy with a Broadcaster/Telecaster in his hands is a beautiful thing.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:23 AM (ypTww)

419 Whats an Altuve? Sounds like an organic homeopathic never tested on animals anal lube and digestive biscuit... Possibly also suitable for use as a floor wax and dessert topping...

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 20, 2019 12:24 AM (UFLLM)

420 Yankee Go Home!!!!



Ha!

Posted by: Sharkman at October 20, 2019 12:24 AM (88cFV)

421 The FL alligators at KSC have developed a taste for the feral pigs that are overrun ing the place.

Posted by: Pualo at October 20, 2019 12:24 AM (B7KlG)

422 Legally sufficient, can you believe the power displayed in that Zep video?

tight, tight band.

i loved the way Jones smiled when Plant sang "Oh Rosey"

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:25 AM (xIKXj)

423 95 After my grandma died, my mom and her sisters inherited Gerber stock that had sat for years growing in value.

I should check and see what their stock's worth these days. Gerber's been sold a number of times since Frank Gerber started it. Nestle, Novartis, etc.

My dad was Gerber's head instrument tech for quite a few years until he retired. Maternal grandfather and his first cousin (both Kingsfords) worked there and the latter is in the photo of the 1930's vintage car Gerber used for their early sales.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy


They were required to sell for the Nestle buyout. It was at something like $24 or $26 per share, and Nestle bought it at over $40. So they did well. There were people in the Fremont area who made a bundle. My younger sister had bought some shares shortly before the buyout, not knowing that it was coming. She almost doubled her money within a couple of months. If she'd bought a lot, it would have looked like insider trading.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2019 12:25 AM (+lVUW)

424 421... can I watch...

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 20, 2019 12:25 AM (UFLLM)

425 >> Legally sufficient, can you believe the power displayed in that Zep video?


JPJ is just fucking thumping on that one.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:26 AM (ypTww)

426 Old sock off

Posted by: Jean at October 20, 2019 12:26 AM (B7KlG)

427 I brought back a tape of Turkish music years ago. My kids hated it.

Hilarious!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2019 10:58 PM (axyOa)


I used to play Turkish music in my car stereo, it made me drive aggressively.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2019 12:26 AM (xG/b0)

428
Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann, is playing in tonight's episode of "The Invaders" on MeTV, I just noticed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 20, 2019 12:28 AM (NMAzL)

429 393 Damn Yankees
Posted by: Pete Seria



https://youtu.be/l_uh8XjgLTE

A damn good band.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2019 12:29 AM (6rRyd)

430

Dawn Wells does not have two cloacas.

What she has, that's just right...

Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:30 AM (UFLLM)

431 Wait... SC alligators have developed a taste for schoolteachers?

*puts on thinking cap*

*prepares draft of letter to Secretary DeVos*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2019 12:31 AM (5aX2M)

432 >>A damn good band.


They never really took me high enough.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:32 AM (ypTww)

433 booknlass, I like The Glitch Mob cover, but even better I like this cover of Seven Nation Army:

https://youtu.be/LchNPInfYs4

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2019 12:33 AM (xG/b0)

434 garrett,

JPJ is the stealth member of Zep, isn't he

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:33 AM (xIKXj)

435 Wait... SC alligators have developed a taste for schoolteachers?
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More specifically, NY teachers. I feel mixed emotions, but not much.

Posted by: Carrie Heffernan at October 20, 2019 12:34 AM (Pu/Kw)

436 Mary Wells > Dawn Wells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuQt3fgNqik

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:34 AM (ypTww)

437 I'm allergic to clinoril

for too much racquetball

about midnight one evening in late 70's

felt like I had poison ivy of the blood

What was cool was the doc told me to pay and get ready to go home, about 1 mile

then he shot me up with huge dose of benadryl

told me I would be out in 10-15 minutes

they would never do that now

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2019 12:34 AM (rpxSz)

438 I saw that the Astro's won. Didn't watch the game. Was the TV coverage mournful because the Yankees lost?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2019 12:34 AM (6rRyd)

439 Altuve's wrists and forearms are about as thick and strong as a man's legs.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 20, 2019 12:34 AM (Od14x)

440 Oh yeah.













lolgf yankees!

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 20, 2019 12:35 AM (Od14x)

441 >>JPJ is the stealth member of Zep, isn't he


Yep. He's the driver. He keeps everything grounded and fills a ton of space that would normally require another guitarist.

... and probably the best critical voice (production wise) in the band.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:35 AM (ypTww)

442 thanks REDACTED I'll check out STB.

I enjoy those "reaction" videos

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:36 AM (xIKXj)

443 But, man...
Page.

In late 68 to early 69?

With that Tele in his hands.

Damn. That's some incredible stuff. There's a reason he has the reputaion he does. Fuckin' insane attack he had back then.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:38 AM (ypTww)

444 Just turned over to the Boise State game. They're playing BYU, whose QB is...Baylor Romney.
Because of course.

Posted by: Bert G at October 20, 2019 12:38 AM (OMsf+)

445 Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:36 AM (xIKXj)

Anytime you're listening to LZ, you're in STB

simply the best

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2019 12:40 AM (rpxSz)

446 Most excellent TXMoMe! Really. Seriously. Stupendously excellent TXMoMe.
Thanks everyone!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2019 12:40 AM (WoLDS)

447 127 So exactly where those strippers in Columbus carrying their heat?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 19, 2019 10:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

.22 derringers in their derriere's.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 20, 2019 12:41 AM (MwFQu)

448 Calgary Stampeders defeated Winnipeg Blue Bombers 37-33 in Calgary tonight. Pretty high score for a CFL game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2019 12:42 AM (QugKX)

449 Russell Johnson, the actor who played the professor on Gilligan's Island, flew 24 I think missions in the South Pacific on B24 or B25s I forget, as a bombardier. He got shot down over the Philippines breaking both ankles. Hilarity ensued and he eventually was recovered.

just another man who did extraordinary things with his life and then went on to be an actor.

We are not the race of our forefathers.

Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:42 AM (UFLLM)

450 Kindltot, that Peach Stealing Monkeys cover of 7NA was outstanding! thank you

when I see the Koreans marching, though, I'm moved to compassion and sadness, because they seem so thin and exhausted, and they have to step so high

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:43 AM (xIKXj)

451 Porsches have two cloacas?
Posted by: M K Ultra at October 20, 2019 12:06 AM (UFLLM)


Well, In my experience they can fit a couple of pricks sort of comfortably.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2019 12:43 AM (xG/b0)

452 The Derrieringer will be marketed to Denver strippers, and patented by YD, Inc., with no attribution for creative rights.

Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2019 12:44 AM (5aX2M)

453 I'm think that STB was the first acronym i came across

The English used it alot when describing antiques

like maybe 1969

the English are very fond of saying somethings the "best"

kinda like Americans like to say somethings "perfect", which I hate

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2019 12:44 AM (rpxSz)

454 >>> 446 Most excellent TXMoMe! Really. Seriously. Stupendously excellent TXMoMe.
Thanks everyone!
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2019 12:40 AM (WoLDS)


We're still here. What are you doing out there???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2019 12:46 AM (LU7uF)

455 Damn. That's some incredible stuff. There's a reason he has the reputaion he does. Fuckin' insane attack he had back then.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:38 AM (ypTww)

I've seen him play up close a few times

just rips, my fav

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2019 12:47 AM (rpxSz)

456 hi Helena!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:47 AM (ykYG2)

457 I just found out Bhutan worships dongs, thanks to a guy named Drukpa Kunley.

The more you know!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2019 12:48 AM (5aX2M)

458
We're still here. What are you doing out there???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2019 12:46 AM (LU7uF)
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Early flight. Stop having fun without me!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2019 12:48 AM (WoLDS)

459 yeah, I agree

Simply the Best

John Henry Bonham mercilessly beating the drums

Robert the rock romantic, innovative to an extreme

Jones, renaissance man, relaxed genius. and Page, to boot!

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:48 AM (xIKXj)

460 BYU, whose QB is...Baylor Romney.

Please let him be a Baptist. Just for the irony.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:49 AM (ykYG2)

461 when I see the Koreans marching, though, I'm moved
to compassion and sadness, because they seem so thin and exhausted, and
they have to step so high
Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:43 AM (xIKXj)


They are, and they are. There is great evil being done there.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2019 12:49 AM (xG/b0)

462 428


Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann, is playing in tonight's episode of "The Invaders" on MeTV, I just noticed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 20, 2019 12:28 AM (NMAzL)

I just noticed too.

Meow.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 20, 2019 12:50 AM (ufFY8)

463 Anytime somebody smaller than I am is not just a professional athlete but an All Star - I am really impressed. Way to go Altuve.

Posted by: An Observation at October 20, 2019 12:50 AM (GNoIH)

464 ha ha, REDACTED I thought you meant

Soul Train Bro reacting videos haha

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:50 AM (xIKXj)

465 "too much garlic"

...sorry, I don't understand these words in that order.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2019 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)


Oh, you have no idea.

Decades ago, a recipe correction in the NYSlimes for their garlic chicken: 'The recipe listed 40 knobs of garlic as an ingredient when it should have read 40 cloves. We regret the error.' So did anybody sitting next to anyone who made the uncorrected recipe.

Posted by: RickZ at October 20, 2019 12:54 AM (Y8PSl)

466 From Wikipedia:

"Kunley's penis is referred to as the "Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom" and he himself is known as the "fertility saint". For this reason women from all around the world visited his monastery to seek his blessing."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2019 12:54 AM (5aX2M)

467 Soul Train Bro reacting videos haha
Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:50 AM (xIKXj)

busted

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2019 12:55 AM (rpxSz)

468 Kunley's penis is referred to as the "Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom"

I hope he uses a condom.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:56 AM (ykYG2)

469 That pickup in The Invaders -- it's got a 'crew cab'... I didn't know those existed in that era...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 20, 2019 12:56 AM (7WaWV)

470 >"Kunley's penis is referred to as the "Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom"


AKA: The Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 12:57 AM (ypTww)

471
On The Invaders, when the aliens die, they turn red and vaporize. And all their clothes and guns and anything else with them goes poof too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 20, 2019 12:58 AM (f1Vqw)

472 GN buds and tc

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2019 12:59 AM (rpxSz)

473 All of you who do a Mo Meet without Weasel to run the aimin' n' chootin, iz stealing from your attendees.

He's also got excellent tastes in cigars. Gotta give him that.

There was a plethora of excellent chootin, more guns at a Mo Meet that ever before, great chow, wonderful people, and much mirth, laughter, communion and conversation, and I'm vastly underdescribing it all.

To all I got to meet for the first time, WOW!, I'm honored. To those I've met before, but were even then still glad to see me there? WOW!, I'm honored. But I was gladder to see YOU there, first!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2019 01:00 AM (rQnTU)

474 Very nice to meet you, Jim, and all the rest of the crew I've just meet for the first time. And the familiar faces, too. Heck of a time, that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2019 01:04 AM (tH42J)

475 I hope he uses a condom.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 20, 2019 12:56 AM (ykYG2)

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No. Only sailors use condoms.

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 20, 2019 01:05 AM (5aX2M)

476 That pickup in The Invaders -- it's got a 'crew cab'... I didn't know those existed in that era...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 20, 2019 12:56 AM (7WaWV)

Yeah, they existed. Dodge made quite a few. Mostly only sold to fleet buyers, back then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2019 01:07 AM (QugKX)

477 VW made crew cabs from way back as well.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 01:08 AM (ypTww)

478 just made it back home from the momee myself. wonderful time. Note to Ben Had which I doubt is news to you - 6 miles out from the ranch on 709, came closer to taking out a mule deer than I have in many year. Tired as I was, I was glad I could still do a hard dodge at the last second; I'd say I missed her by 6 inches at 65 mph. Luckily for both of us I was fast and she was slow!

and Now I'm off to bed; wonderful time, and damn am I tired!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2019 01:09 AM (V2Yro)

479 Trying on my new nic... feels like it fits.

Posted by: The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom at October 20, 2019 01:10 AM (5aX2M)

480 471


On The Invaders, when the aliens die, they turn red and vaporize.
And all their clothes and guns and anything else with them goes poof
too.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 20, 2019 12:58 AM (f1Vqw)

Too bad one of them didn't grab hold of Hillary when he croaked.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2019 01:10 AM (ufFY8)

481 Babe I'm gonna leave you

the same night in '69

https://youtu.be/wO6bRjcyQN8

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 01:13 AM (xIKXj)

482 Chevy had Crew Cabs all the way back to the "Square" body style starting in appx. '76 or so.

But only available in 1 ton, or above.

The first half-ton four door pickemup truck was the Ford F-150 Super Crew, appx, yr. 2000.

Dodge Power Wagon was available as Crew Cab all the way back to the early '60s. But then, EVERY Power Wagon was a 3/4 ton or 1 ton or greater.

Ford offered the Super Crew in the F-150, starting 'round 82 or so.

But no four-door "non commercial" cabs till 2000 or so, unless you count the heavy duty F-650 2-1/2 ton trucks, most often sold to Utility Companies.

International Harvester has had 4 door trucks in the 2 ton range and above, since forever. But IH dropped out of the private pickemup truck market 'round 71 or so.

Such is a pity.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2019 01:15 AM (rQnTU)

483 Interesting thing an F book.

Friend of mine just posted an anti Global warming article, and FB posted TWO unsolicited 'responses' under his article, dismissing it because it was not 'peer reviewed', but marking those responses as 'FACT CHECKS'.

Neither disputed the facts.

Pure and simple propaganda.

Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 20, 2019 01:16 AM (NgKpN)

484 Correction to above.

Ford offered the SUPER-CAB (not Super Crew) in the F-150, starting around '82 or so.

*** edit ***

Wasn't my fault. Blame the bourbon.

As always.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2019 01:17 AM (rQnTU)

485 Lol, RickZ.

40 cloves of garlic would also be a bit much, right? Unless, you're talking *several* chickens-- admittedly, I've not seen that actual recipe.

I think I put maybe 10 cloves in our 2-lb roast tonight. Whew, potent, but we do love garlic!

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2019 01:19 AM (gP/Z3)

486 Wasn't my fault. Blame the bourbon.

As always.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2019 01:17 AM (rQnTU)

Good Sir! It is NEVER bourbon's Fault!

Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 20, 2019 01:19 AM (NgKpN)

487 Acronym For The Day:

ENIGMA

Every Night It Gets More Amusing

;-)

Posted by: The Last To Post at October 20, 2019 01:19 AM (BPmuO)

488 Well, getting sleepy here. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2019 01:20 AM (QugKX)

489
Finally.

I'm freed of the ancient curse of my old nic, to pursue my new destiny - healing the lonely nuns of South Asia with my Sword of Enlightenment.

What a relief.

Posted by: The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom at October 20, 2019 01:20 AM (5aX2M)

490 150 Is there any hit/pop music from the 1960s that *doesn't* sound dated today?"

Late 60's Stones does not sound dated to me. Oh, their attempt at psychedelia, "Their Satanic Majesties Request" does. But not Jumping Jack Flash or Sympathy for the Devil.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 20, 2019 01:21 AM (d6Ksn)

491 Oh and congrats, Astros fans.

Gotta love Altuve.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 20, 2019 01:22 AM (d6Ksn)

492 Friend of mine just posted an anti Global warming article, and FB posted TWO unsolicited 'responses' under his article, dismissing it because it was not 'peer reviewed', but marking those responses as 'FACT CHECKS'.


I don't 'do' fakebook, but if this happened to me I'd delete their phony fact-checks from my page, saying that 97% of my peers rejected them as False.

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2019 01:23 AM (gP/Z3)

493 Lol, RickZ.



40 cloves of garlic would also be a bit much, right? Unless,
you're talking *several* chickens-- admittedly, I've not seen that
actual recipe.



I think I put maybe 10 cloves in our 2-lb roast tonight. Whew, potent, but we do love garlic!

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2019 01:19 AM (gP/Z3)

I have heard of recipes that use really high garlic clove counts. If you roast them they are much less pungent and nuanced. They get almost sweet and carmelized if roasted properly.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2019 01:23 AM (n13/j)

494 Robert Plant at 20.

sigh

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 01:24 AM (xIKXj)

495 Curtis Mayfield.

Posted by: The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom at October 20, 2019 01:24 AM (5aX2M)

496 I saw Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom open for Sword of Enlightenment at Uxfest in '87...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 20, 2019 01:24 AM (7WaWV)

497
I can remember crew-cabs back in the 70s in my childhood. They were indeed more "fleet" vehicles used by construction crews and such.

Looking it up, the first crew cab Ford offered was in '65, for the F-250 ("3/4 ton"). It was special order.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 20, 2019 01:24 AM (f1Vqw)

498 goodnight Alberta Oil man

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 01:25 AM (xIKXj)

499 40 cloves of garlic would also be a bit much, right?

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2019 01:19 AM (gP/Z3)


I like garlic but, . . . . 40 cloves may work in garlic bread if you're making it for 400 people. But a dinner for two or four? Shots of Scope should be served with dessert.

Posted by: RickZ at October 20, 2019 01:25 AM (Y8PSl)

500 I think it is a dating tip that if the chick orders a meal with garlic, the date is not going well. But if you guys are into each other, you can both order the shrimp scampi.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2019 01:28 AM (n13/j)

501 >>Looking it up, the first crew cab Ford offered was in '65, for the F-250 ("3/4 ton"). It was special order.


VW predates those a few years. Granted. You could only tow a Big Wheel.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 01:30 AM (ypTww)

502 >> I think it is a dating tip that if the chick orders a meal with garlic, the date is not going well. But if you guys are into each other, you can both order the shrimp scampi.


I asked the Ex once, early on in our dating relationship, if she was planning on spending the night...

because I really wanted Thai Food that night.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 01:31 AM (ypTww)

503
Looking at F-series history. The line before the f-xxx line was the F-1, F-2, F-3 and F-4. The F-1 became the F-100, the F-2 and -3 became the F-250, and the F-4 became the F-350.

The F-150 came along in the '70s, and for several years, you had both the F-100 and F-150. The F-100 was dropped somewhere around '80 or so.

We had a '72 F-100. 302.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 20, 2019 01:31 AM (f1Vqw)

504 As a Mets fan, I'm drinking the tears of Yankee fans

Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2019 01:32 AM (qAR6u)

505 I invited a vampire over to dinner.

I served 40 knobs of roasted garlic.

The side dish was hardened Hickory Stakes.

On mirror polished silver plates.

Engraved with a Crucifix.

Paired with a glass of '82 Holy Water.

I named the dish Vampire Flambe.

It will be in the next Horde Cookbook.

It will be Number One, with a Silver Bullet.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2019 01:32 AM (rQnTU)

506 I like garlic but, . . . . 40 cloves may work in
garlic bread if you're making it for 400 people. But a dinner for two
or four? Shots of Scope should be served with dessert.
Posted by: RickZ at October 20, 2019 01:25 AM (Y8PSl)


My GF is Korean. I have watched her dip a fresh, peeled garlic clove in gochujang (chili paste), munch down on it and then say, "whoo, that was hot" and then do another one.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2019 01:32 AM (xG/b0)

507 >>Is there any hit/pop music from the 1960s that *doesn't* sound dated today


Hits are generally less prone to being timeless. Mostly because hits were chasing the formula of something that was previously successful.

If not, they were copied and became dated through the same process.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 01:33 AM (ypTww)

508
think it is a dating tip that if the chick orders a meal with garlic, the date is not going well. But if you guys are into each other, you can both order the shrimp scampi.

------

Use my revered and hallowed line:

"It would seem from your legs and muscular thighs that your pelvic thrust is particularly efficient, let's see how you perform."

Posted by: The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom at October 20, 2019 01:33 AM (5aX2M)

509 >>As a Mets fan, I'm drinking the tears of Yankee fans



You are a Mets fan, too?


My sincerest condolences.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2019 01:33 AM (ypTww)

510 499 40 cloves of garlic would also be a bit much, right?

Posted by: JQ at October 20, 2019 01:19 AM (gP/Z3)

I like garlic but, . . . . 40 cloves may work in garlic bread if you're making it for 400 people. But a dinner for two or four? Shots of Scope should be served with dessert.
Posted by: RickZ at October 20, 2019 01:25 AM (Y8PSl)

I made chicken with 40 cloves of garlic once. The writer of the cookbook assured me that the long cooking time would make the garlic very mild. It was quite good. The garlic was soft and I spread it on French bread and ate it with the chicken.

The next afternoon, a coworker at the cubicle next to me said "I must be going nuts. I've been smelling garlic all day."

Apparently it was coming out though my pores.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 20, 2019 01:35 AM (d6Ksn)

511 COSMIC SLOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8vBDET3kbI

Posted by: FUNKADELIC at October 20, 2019 01:36 AM (ypTww)

512 Been a minute since I watched Cosmic Slop. Is that the one where aliens come to harvest blacks for melanin to fuel their ships in exchange for technology? I I think that's the one.

Posted by: The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom at October 20, 2019 01:39 AM (5aX2M)

513 The show, not the song I mean.

Posted by: The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom at October 20, 2019 01:42 AM (5aX2M)

514 With a name like Baylor Romney... A guy would have to dress every day like he just came from a Scotch ad.

Posted by: klaftern at October 20, 2019 01:44 AM (RuIsu)

515 I have heard of recipes that use really high garlic clove counts. If you roast them they are much less pungent and nuanced. They get almost sweet and carmelized if roasted properly.

Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2019 01:23 AM (n13/j)


I agree about roasting garlic to take away some of its, uh, pungency. I use roasted garlic as a sandwich spread (warm roasted cloves fork mashed into a paste using parmigiano reggiano as the 'abrasive' in lieu of salt) and for garlic bread (mixing softened butter into the garlic/cheese mash before spreading on bread and baking). But even the corrected Slimes recipe did not call for roasted garlic cloves.

Posted by: RickZ at October 20, 2019 01:45 AM (Y8PSl)

516 This is what I'm talking about:

https://tinyurl.com/yycozffg

Posted by: The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom at October 20, 2019 01:45 AM (5aX2M)

517 Goodnight Horde, I'm glad so many of you had fun at the MoMe, one of these years I'm going to get there.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 20, 2019 01:47 AM (a4EWo)

518 Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2019 01:49 AM (rQnTU)

519 goodnight Jim!

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 01:56 AM (xIKXj)

520 Many use garlic simply as a flavour for other foods, but it's actually a vegetable just like its cousin, the humble onion, and should be used as such...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 20, 2019 02:02 AM (7WaWV)

521 Cream Farewell concert on the BBC

quite humorous in places, ala monty python or spinal tap

https://youtu.be/7FZ0pv9R1uY

Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 02:13 AM (xIKXj)

522 Tryin' on a new nic... Zettai, Russian Asset!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 20, 2019 02:13 AM (7WaWV)

523
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2019 02:14 AM (M9XOx)

524 Hey, AltonJackson

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2019 02:16 AM (M9XOx)

525 I dunno... Teh Go Ogle Translate informs me that "Roshia-no Shigan" might be more proper Nipponese...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 20, 2019 02:23 AM (7WaWV)

526 Errr, Roshia-no Shisan...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 20, 2019 02:24 AM (7WaWV)

527 The Tx MoMe is officially over and WOW doesn't even begin to cover it

To hogmartin and AltonJackson- Thank You can't even begin to cover everything you both did.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2019 02:32 AM (W4ER+)

528 What a fantastic MoMe weekend! Thank you, Ben Had, for organizing and everyone else for so incredibly much fun!!!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 20, 2019 02:41 AM (MYse9)

529 SnailRacer, you are a treasure, darling.

my unending gratitude.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2019 02:46 AM (W4ER+)

530 Reading about the Nine-0-Nine crash... The flaps were retracted on approach... (Our own Anna Puma posted the preliminary report some days ago, and that detail caught my attention...)

I'm no pilot but I believe the flaps should have been extended on approach... So the aircraft stalled whilst trying to land!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 20, 2019 02:47 AM (7WaWV)

531 'Scuse me while I whip this out

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 20, 2019 02:51 AM (rt0xh)

532 Ben Had, good to see you made it home safe and did not have a run in with Tom Servos mule deer.

Tom, so glad you and the mule deer did not make contact!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 20, 2019 02:52 AM (MYse9)

533 when I see the Koreans marching, though, I'm moved
to compassion and sadness, because they seem so thin and exhausted, and
they have to step so high
Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2019 12:43 AM (xIKXj)

Remember that under Juche, the Army eats first. Well, after the nomklatura.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 20, 2019 02:57 AM (MwFQu)

534 The press originally asked for the G7 conf not to be held at Camp David because of the limited facilities and the need for a bumpy 1 hour press bus ride in and out each day.

But the MSM (including Fox) kept yammering on Doral so now the conf will now be held at..

... Camp David.

The conf will be at the least attractive venue choice and the one with the biggest logistical hassle for the MSM.

So Trump now has received tons of free publicity for Doral, which doesn't cost him a penny now, and the press gets to be miserable schlepping themselves and their gear an hour in and out of the woods for several days.

Posted by: HuskerDu at October 20, 2019 03:45 AM (d3MA1)

535 PARTICIPATION!!!

That counts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 19, 2019 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)


Here, have a raspberry.

cfomom, that's just mean. I was born in the in-between times -- My parents told me "Turn that shit down" and my kids begged me to. wtf.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2019 03:49 AM (Z4rgH)

536 So Trump now has received tons of free publicity for Doral, which doesn't cost him a penny now, and the press gets to be miserable schlepping themselves and their gear an hour in and out of the woods for several days.
Posted by: HuskerDu at October 20, 2019 03:45

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 03:49 AM (m+0jM)

537 GnuBreed, thought I was the only one.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 03:55 AM (m+0jM)

538 *Hilarious* tweet: somebody I've never heard of responding to Hillary! expounding on the history of women working with NASA:

https://tinyurl.com/y48n9nw2

Posted by: m at October 20, 2019 04:02 AM (I9xeT)

539 Clocking in
At work I use wtf are we listening to? very often

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)

540 I think I get more sleep during the week than weekends.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 04:13 AM (ZCEU2)

541 14 At this very moment, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are having a "conversation" in a hall in Portland!

It's very strange - the event allegedly sold out, but Andy Ngo (who is attending) tweeted a picture fifteen minutes before the event was supposed to start showing that about two-thirds of the seats in the front section were empty.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2019 10:07 PM (I2/tG)

He's got some excerpts on his twitter feed; it sounds more dreadful than I could even have imagined, and Chelsea is looking like she's getting tired of it:

@MrAndyNgo

Posted by: m at October 20, 2019 04:19 AM (I9xeT)

542 I think I do too. Can't sleep, but made homemade waffles and bacon. Windows and screens are clean, and this 29 yo body is sore. Oh, gutters clean too.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 04:19 AM (m+0jM)

543 I am not climbing upon my roof at 4:22 am to clean gutters

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 04:22 AM (ZCEU2)

544 Yesterday laid here almost two hours before getting up to make coffee. Might as well just get up right away today.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 04:31 AM (ZCEU2)

545 Skip, lol, I hired that out. I figured it was cheaper than a hospital visit. I used to be a roofer, back in the old days. Now, not so much. I just started really looking and cleaning around here. I'm realizing Dad was faking it for a long time before I noticed it. I thought it was just forgetful old age.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 04:32 AM (m+0jM)

546 Not seeing anything new out there yet this morning

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

547 The cleaning. Heh. We lovingly used to call mom Mrs. Clean. Now she doesn't notice, and when I do the cleaning, she wonders why I'm doing it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 04:49 AM (Z/jzm)

548 I'ts dark. That is why you can't see.

time stamp: 2:50 a.m.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 04:50 AM (m+0jM)

549 Dark here at 3:50

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 04:50 AM (Z/jzm)

550 Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 04:49 AM (Z/jzm)

lol. Same here.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 04:51 AM (m+0jM)

551 My friends thought it was weird when I automatically took my shoes off when I came to their house, or told them to take theirs off when they came to mine. Yeah. Better to do that than endure mom's wrath.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 04:54 AM (Z/jzm)

552 97 Nice Twatter takedown of the 'moderate' Tulsi Gabbard. Her going after Kameltoe and Skankles is great but lest anyone forget, she comes from the toxic socialist stew that is Hawaii. (Mazie Hirono, anyone? Or Hawaiian judge blocks Trump [again], anyone?) As the Twat thread shows, she's batshit crazy, but she isn't as batshit crazy insane as the rest of the Democrat Klown Kar Kandidates. I call that damning with faint praise. Never forget she called the C-in-C, her boss, a pimp. No wonder the soyboys on the right are in love with her.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2z8ob24
Posted by: RickZ at October 19, 2019 10:32 PM (Y8PSl)

Here's the unrolled thread of that:

https://tinyurl.com/y3kmdn2z

Posted by: m at October 20, 2019 04:57 AM (I9xeT)

553 My life, I get it. Same here. One of Dad's friend's passed suddenly from a heart attack shortly after Dad. Has a beautiful home. No shoes allowed in the house, but you could smoke. Has a wonderful bar with a beautiful view in his home. M, W and F was happy hour. Come one come all.

I was so disgusted at his wake. His niece thought it was so cool she was wearing shoes in his home, yet no smoking allowed. She bragged about wearing shoes in the house.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 05:02 AM (m+0jM)

554 >>At work I use wtf are we listening to? very often
Posted by: Skip

We have sirius xm at work. But the adjoining fast food place has control of the choice of station. For a long time it was set to the Garth Brooks station. Now it's 60s on 6. I don't mind it, and most of the customers think it's fun, even the younger ones comment on it being music their parents played when they were kids.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:03 AM (Z/jzm)

555 >> His niece thought it was so cool she was wearing shoes in his home, yet no smoking allowed. She bragged about wearing shoes in the house.
Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 05:02 AM (m+0jM)

Obnoxious!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:04 AM (Z/jzm)

556 If it hadn't been his wake, I would have smacked the bitch. Although, thinking back, he may have enjoyed that looking down at us. lol. He was that kinda guy.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 05:07 AM (m+0jM)

557 Yesterday i thought about making waffles, but didn't. Maybe today. Out of bacon tho.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:10 AM (Z/jzm)

558 Infidel, that or a comment to put here in her place!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:12 AM (Z/jzm)

559 I hate oldies (60,70,80s), heard them all 10,000 times already.
And those kind of stations play the same songs every day, for awhile someonewasplaying Sirius oldies whichplayedthe same songs thed commercial station plays.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)

560 It was good. Got to feed the freezer too. Now I think it's time for bed. Laundry is going and the 'ol bod is sore.

Oh, was going thru some drawers in a hutch that was grandma's.
today, found a packet of 2 Bayer aspirin that expired in 7/85.

Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2019 05:15 AM (m+0jM)

561 The same songs played over and over. Yeah, you can almost set your clock by it! I can easily tune it out, and customers are in and out fairly quick so they don't notice that. I agree about tho about rather having a better mix of music.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:16 AM (Z/jzm)

562 From '85! My brother and I started going through the basement here. No meds, but lots and lots! of really old stuff. Amazing how much stuff is down there.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:20 AM (Z/jzm)

563 Sleep well, Infidel.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:20 AM (Z/jzm)

564 Found a small box with military pins/medals(?) that were my maternal grandfathers. Must be WW1 era. In the box was also a small rock that was sort of heart shaped. Crudely engraved on it were my grandfather + grandmother's initials. So sweet!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:24 AM (Z/jzm)

565 MLii - have you identified any of the medals?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)

566 No, not yet.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:26 AM (Z/jzm)

567 Grandpa died when I was 5. I never really knew him, and the only personal stories I ever heard were how he and grandma met, how his early childhood was really rough, hunting stories that my dad experienced with him as his son in law, and that at one point when my mom was younger, he had tuberculosis. (That's not what killed him tho). After he died, grandma never talked about him.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:33 AM (Z/jzm)

568 If your interested it it it should be easy to find on the internet.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 05:34 AM (ZCEU2)

569 Porn lovers are defenders of Freedom and Capitalism: BULLSHIT. Grow up idiot.

Posted by: Chouinard at October 20, 2019 05:34 AM (90dpd)

570 Yeah, i am. I was thinking i should be able to find out his service dates somewhere, too.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:37 AM (Z/jzm)

571 Many medals awarded haved stayed the same for last 100 years, also could be theater or command, as well as ceremonial.
I think we have my Father-in-law's from WWII.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 05:47 AM (ZCEU2)

572 Yeah, i am. I was thinking i should be able to find out his service dates somewhere, too.
Posted by: My life is insanity

It's amazing what you can, and can't find.
If he was a WW2 vet, a lot of the service records were destroyed in a fire in 1973

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2019 05:48 AM (vd8XM)

573 Mornin' all

Just started on first cup-o-joe.

Posted by: teej at October 20, 2019 05:51 AM (hFbrr)

574 Mornin', Bruce. This would've been WW1 era.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 20, 2019 05:55 AM (Z/jzm)

575 First?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2019 05:55 AM (NH9pa)

576 > And Gary Numan's Cars, as well as a lot of Blondie's early stuff, actually came out in the late 1970s.

Devo was formed in 1973, so not even late 70s for them. First album and national TV appearance in '78.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 20, 2019 05:57 AM (Do2h6)

577 On last 1/2 of a cup, feel like could go back to bed

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2019 05:57 AM (ZCEU2)

578 On last 1/2 of a cup, feel like could go back to bed
Posted by: Skip

C'mon Skip!

Almost there!

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2019 06:00 AM (vd8XM)

579 NOOD

Krak's alarm went off

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2019 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

580 > Is there any hit/pop music from the 1960s that *doesn't* sound dated today?

Jimi Hendrix sounds dated, it's just that the date is somewhere around 4,000 AD.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 20, 2019 06:01 AM (Do2h6)

581 EMT is up.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2019 06:03 AM (NH9pa)

582 I sure hope those strippers were packing heat...............

Posted by: saf at October 20, 2019 06:22 AM (5IHGB)

583 Mexico will pay for the G7 meeting st the Doral

Posted by: Kurt at October 20, 2019 08:41 AM (0g0ya)

584 The Singer 1911 is the Holy Grail of 1911's. A few years ago a pristine one auctioned for $414,000.

Posted by: ERF at October 20, 2019 12:02 PM (NxG7K)

585 Instead, the woman contacted cops, who reported that Sheehy "admitted that he exposed himself for sexual gratification."

He took it out.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at October 20, 2019 12:52 PM (Do5/p)

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