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Overnight Open Thread (10/23/2019)
(From a mostly-lurking Moron's trip through New England.)
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini-- Robert Benchley
All propaganda has to be popular and has to adapt its spiritual level to the perception of the least intelligent of those towards whom it intends to direct itself-- Adolf Hitler
Tom appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and a long-handled brush. He surveyed the fence, and all gladness left him and a deep melancholy settled down upon his spirit. Thirty yards of board fence nine feet high. Life to him seemed hollow, and existence but a burden-- Mark Twain
Is man an ape or an angel? I, my lord, I am on the side of the angels. I repudiate with indignation and abhorrence those newfangled ideas-- Benjamin Disraeli, Earl of Beaconsfield
This is not pure click-bait, and it is a lot of fun...seeing the evolution of automobiles over the years. Be sure to check out the hot car the year you were born. I am very pleased with mine, but some of you may be disappointed. From Model T to Model 3: How Driving Changed Over a Century
My enjoyment of Cowboy Junkies has nothing to do with how sexy Margo Timmins' voice (and other things) is.
Velvet Underground and Lou Reed are definitely acquired tastes, but even if you hate them this is a ballad for the ages...
Floccinaucinihilipilification: the estimation of something as valueless. Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg: It's a lake in Webster Massachusetts. Typical Masshole crap. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: Damned if I remember what it is supposed to mean...if anything...but I like it, and it brings back fond memories.
Anonymity is a very big deal in a free society, and we ignore it at our peril. It goes hand in hand with the more obvious public free speech, but just think back to the Federalist Papers for a sense of why it is so important. Yeah, I'm being serious, but I just checked the contract and apparently there is supposed to be one thought-provoking section in every ONT, or the next five will be Yoko tributes. They're not my rules, and I need the dental insurance, so...
The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
— Julian Popov (@julianpopov) October 19, 2019
This is a joy, and rather timely, because apparently Shaquille O'Neal ripped Lebron James a new one for being a Chi-Com cheerleader.
Hat Tip: Bitter Clinger
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 23, 2019 09:55 PM (J6P5a)
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Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 23, 2019 09:57 PM (J6P5a)
Nice!
Related: ESPN College GameDay is visiting my alma mater, South Dakota State University for the titanic Dakota Marker Game against the hated evil empire: NDSU.
Go Rabbits!
Posted by: filbert at October 23, 2019 09:57 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: The squirrel tribunal at October 23, 2019 09:57 PM (tvKLv)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 09:58 PM (tH5fk)
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Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 23, 2019 09:58 PM (J6P5a)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 09:58 PM (TdMsT)
And "Watch your mouth Woman? Big Man.
I'll bet she was wasn't triggered.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 09:58 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 09:59 PM (N3C44)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2019 09:59 PM (UUkQp)
but that was the movie version...
Posted by: LoneRanger at October 23, 2019 09:59 PM (MPif+)
I'm gonna open up your gate
And maybe tell you 'bout Phaedra
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 23, 2019 10:00 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: LR at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (MPif+)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: The squirrel tribunal at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (tvKLv)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2019 09:59 PM (UUkQp)
Brit humor is weird. And disturbing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (sM+h7)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:02 PM (7WaWV)
-- Benjamin Disraeli, Earl of Beaconsfield
Mr. Disraeli, welcome to the year 2019.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)
"they give you a round bat and a round ball then tell you to hit it square"
Willie Stargell
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:02 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:03 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: teej at October 23, 2019 10:03 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: First at October 23, 2019 10:04 PM (OUlqh)
How are they deciding popularity. I am guessing it is not based on sales. The one for my parents is the Tucker Torpedo, while for the year before me it is the Lamborghini Countach.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 23, 2019 10:04 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:04 PM (tH5fk)
https://youtu.be/hF0ZLd_3PMc
The "mother" in Dallas has been destroying the kid since he was 3 years old.
She should be launched into space, without gear.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
I have met (several times) the Moron who sent it to me, and he does not seem like a bullshit artist.
I think it is real.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:04 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 23, 2019 10:05 PM (RUnSJ)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 23, 2019 10:05 PM (Fmkqn)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:05 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 23, 2019 10:05 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: George at October 23, 2019 10:06 PM (G0L2o)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (sM+h7)
Yup.
This is exactly why a natural right to revolution exists. No government enforcing this barbarity is legitimate.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2019 10:06 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 23, 2019 10:06 PM (2B9A/)
It's a good one - as are most on that list. Alas, I'm several millions short.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:06 PM (6qErC)
... and how she gave me life
and how she made it end
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 23, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (sM+h7)
Apparently our judicial betters have decided that, in the best interests of the state, there can be no such thing as child abuse.
The judge should be recalled at the very least, the prosecutor should be disbarred, and the doting "mom" should be permanently locked away in a psych ward full of deranged trannies.
And, The State of Texas should pay all the father's legal bills.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:08 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:06 PM (6qErC)
So am I, and my birth-year car is awesome.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:09 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 23, 2019 10:09 PM (tvKLv)
That lake near Webster, Mass - legend has it that the name supposedly means "you fish on your side, I will fish on my side, no one fishes in the middle."
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:09 PM (TY826)
Not very impressive, honestly.
Also, AMC is currently showing the pile-up scene in Final Destination 2 (speaking of vehicles).
Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2019 10:10 PM (2PXwn)
#OrangeManBad
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2019 10:10 PM (g0Lfb)
Imma get me a Hong Kong flag to fly and further confuse the neighbors.
Posted by: Blutarski at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 09:58 PM (Y4EXg)
She looked in his face and said, "I can't hear you."
She wasn't triggered. She kicked both of them in the nutz and they're STILL feeling it.
Good on her.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:09 PM (TY826)
Bandersnatch is a Masshole and a fine fisherman...we should check with him!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2019 10:06 PM (2PXwn)
Just a Moron, but a "legal" system devoid of fundamental morality is an abomination and a government that permits it to exist has no legitimacy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (f7Tfe)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 10:12 PM (N3C44)
It's a good one - as are most on that list. Alas, I'm several millions short.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Grandpa was a Ford 'collector' - not really, just used one for ten years and then parked it in the meadow and bought a new one. When I was a kid, he had five of them sitting there just 'resting' as he said. But, the one in the barn, a 1905 Model C was 'The One'.
He eventually sold all of them to another collector from AZ in the 80's.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 23, 2019 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2019 10:10 PM (2PXwn)
It's a nice car, but then, there about 3,000 other nice cars floating around.
I have you beat by a mile.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:13 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 10:13 PM (N3C44)
Imma get me a Hong Kong flag to fly and further confuse the neighbors.
Posted by: Blutarski at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (VNfwt)
What flag do you go for? Union Jack? I looked up the flag and the protesters have been using a black version of the current flag with wilted petals on the flower.
I also like that wiki has flagged that section as 'straying from the intent of the article'. Right, assholes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 23, 2019 10:14 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 10:13 PM (N3C44)
Begone with you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:14 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Remembered in history for the valiant republicans storming the Schiff SCIF Star Chamber.
Posted by: Kazi (last nick, promise) at October 23, 2019 10:14 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:09 PM (TY826)
Bandersnatch is a Masshole and a fine fisherman...we should check with him!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:11 PM (wYseH)
* * * *
Father-in-law was from Webster, otherwise I would never have heard of this!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:14 PM (TY826)
We have arrived home safe and sound after attending two MoMes. It was a most fantastic month!
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 23, 2019 10:15 PM (rOb3S)
Missed the Jag E-Type by that much.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:15 PM (sM+h7)
So many tales like that out there. Great Grandma mouse really, really wanted a Mustang, but no dealer in her part of West By God Virginia had what she wanted, so the local guy found one for her - in Columbus, OH. She rode Greyhound busses for a day plus to get it.
Drove it, then stored it, then sold it to some guy who turned it into a telephone pole...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:15 PM (6qErC)
The judge should be recalled at the very least, the prosecutor should be disbarred, and the doting "mom" should be permanently locked away in a psych ward full of deranged trannies.
And, The State of Texas should pay all the father's legal bills.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:08 PM (VrS9o)
I completely forgot about the "best interest of the state" argument that was exposed by ace a couple of years ago in a post about an Oregon state legislator IICR. They have been using the best interest of the state to make laws and judicial rulings for much longer than most of us can fathom.
True Totalitarianiam and evil.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 23, 2019 10:15 PM (RUnSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 23, 2019 10:15 PM (HaL55)
1971 Ford Mustang, Ram Air 429
429 c.i. SCJ-R 4V Carburetor
C.R.
11.3:1
Horsepower
375@5600
Torque
450@3400
I'll accept that.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 10:13 PM (N3C44)
Begone with you!
----
I'll drink Fireball and good bourbon and anything in between.
The lovely Mrs. describes my palate as 'promiscuous'.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 23, 2019 10:16 PM (tvKLv)
She has a license to practice medicine!
She should be institutionalized and prevented from any contact with children.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:17 PM (wYseH)
They use it near their Crowd Control Officers, during events such as Mardi Gras and the Lone Star Rally. It seldom sees a registered guest, but that's the idea. Deterrence.
I'm thinking that such trailers exist in many other mid size to large cities throughout the U.S.
It is my dream that Trump's D.O.J. contracts a FLEET of these to pull up outside of the U.S. Capital Building, FBI, CIA and State Department.
Operation Stuff 'Em.
Don't know how many convictions may or may not follow from the various I.G. reports, DOJ investigations, etc.
But I damn sure want there to be INCICTMENTS and ARRESTS.
Let THEM enjoy "the process is the punishment" for a change!
And let there be NO LIMITS on just who gets indicted and arrested. NONE.
*sigh*
A moron can dream, can't he?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 23, 2019 10:17 PM (QzJWU)
By the 70's, the "collector car" market had utterly collapsed, and one could pick up a decent Gullwing for under 25K... or a Dino for under 10K...
Now? Yeah, sure.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (6qErC)
Missed the Jag E-Type by that much.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:15 PM (sM+h7)
I had a Corvair convertible. It was my all-time favorite car.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (m+0jM)
Bar none.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at October 23, 2019 10:13 PM
I once engaged in an act of fornication atop Mark Twain's grave in my misspent youth... I'm not sure if I really regret that... (The sight was a notorious spot for partying back in the day...)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (7WaWV)
They use it near their Crowd Control Officers, during events such as Mardi Gras and the Lone Star Rally. It seldom sees a registered guest, but that's the idea. Deterrence.
I'm thinking that such trailers exist in many other mid size to large cities throughout the U.S.
It is my dream that Trump's D.O.J. contracts a FLEET of these to pull up outside of the U.S. Capital Building, FBI, CIA and State Department.
Operation Stuff 'Em.
Don't know how many convictions may or may not follow from the various I.G. reports, DOJ investigations, etc.
But I damn sure want there to be INCICTMENTS and ARRESTS.
Let THEM enjoy "the process is the punishment" for a change!
And let there be NO LIMITS on just who gets indicted and arrested. NONE.
*sigh*
A moron can dream, can't he?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 23, 2019 10:17 PM (QzJWU)
Please. Oh please.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)
Cars these days? I could maybe tell you the difference between a Ford and a Chevy, but that's about it.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:19 PM (Zz0t1)
You are the soft one aren't you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Joshua McDowell at October 23, 2019 10:20 PM (taluf)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU)
WITH the $2.00 part that prevented you from being killed or without?
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Joe Biden is rebounding in the polls.
The reason why I am happy is that I don't think that Biden is capable of handling the rigors of a Presidential campaign. Even if he largely takes August off before the election, as Hillary did, I don't think he can handle it.
My one concern is that he wouldn't be able to make it through the primaries, which will be less grueling than the general election, particularly if you are the front-runner.
We all age at different rates, but next year, Slow Joe will be 77, one year younger than Ronald Reagan when Reagan left office.
Go, Joe!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2019 10:21 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:21 PM (TY826)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2019 10:21 PM (UUkQp)
And, The State of Texas should pay all the father's legal bills.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:08 PM (VrS9o)
You misspelled "tarred and feathered." In all four cases.
I don't know how you tar and feather a state government, but let's find out.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2019 10:21 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (2PXwn)
That's better than I can do...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:21 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 10:22 PM (N3C44)
Posted by: Kay-ro at October 23, 2019 10:22 PM (+3d/z)
I was born a poor black child...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 23, 2019 10:22 PM (HaL55)
Funny thing, tho - any number of other cars in that era were far, far trickier to handle.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:22 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 10:23 PM (NH9pa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Buy me a burger and a beer and I'll tell you what I really think...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:23 PM (wYseH)
It's Canadian rednecks that restore old cars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZA7uOBxv9M
Coldwarmotors.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)
I was afraid of being perma-banned if I said what my heart and soul want to recommend for these scum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:23 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:23 PM (7WaWV)
Back many years ago, I showed up home from work and found my live in girlfriend packing up a UHaul with all her shit. No warning, no nothing.
I asked her what was up and she said she was going back to her ex. She was about the only girl I ever loved, but I wasn't one to crack back then.
So I helped her carry her shit out without saying a word. Then I gave her a $100 bill. She asked me what it was for and I told her it was for gas and to pay her off to never, ever contact me again.
I drank a fifth of Wild Turkey 101 that night and went through about two packs of Camel No-Filters and cranked that Velvet Underground CD until the apartment manager came and told me to cut it off about 2 a.m.
I resolved that evening to never love another woman again. And I didn't. I didn't even really love Little's mother. But my daughter changed all that. She's a true gift from God. She softened me, made me cry and love again. I tell her everyday that I love her and I don't hug or say that to anyone.
Anyway, thanks for letting me ramble.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (aktsl)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (TY826)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:22 PM (6qErC)
But they were DESIGNED shitty. Not designed, then cheaped out on and killed people.
They killed people for sport. Not on purpose.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 10:23 PM (NH9pa)
Saw them at Madison Square Garden in 1977.
The entire upper level was bouncing when they played that.
It was an incredible concert!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Alex the dog at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (NH9pa)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:25 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:25 PM (tH5fk)
I think it's because I watched the Crowder live stream yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:26 PM (sM+h7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2019 10:26 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto
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It's easier when they are stationary on the side of the road.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)
I came close to being banned before typing what I did.
Love to buy you that sammich & brew
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
You misspelled it but I share your sentiment.
Posted by: Alex the dog at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (NH9pa)
I think the only Texas team I don't root for is anything Texas A&M.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 10:27 PM (2DOZq)
Porsche?
Just because Ralph Nutcase decided he preferred understeer to oversteer...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:27 PM (6qErC)
Coolest cars were in the 70s but that Grand National.
**Slobbers on phone**
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2019 10:27 PM (6YBgT)
Posted by: mjc at October 23, 2019 10:27 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 10:27 PM (2DOZq)
Yeah...the E Type is a gorgeous car.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU)
I almost lost control of a friend's Corvair on a mountain curve, tricky to steer that rear engine PoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (Kyj0g)
Posted by: mjc at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (Pg+x7)
Some of the meanest, nastiest people out there are kids. If you've ever seen kids gang up on an outsider to torment him or her, you know what I mean. And girls can be worse than boys because they are more subtle.
Oh, and dirty scandi Greta comes across as a maladjusted, hate filled, little creep, who is seething with rage. She could star in a horror movie, pigtails and all.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
W/the hood up. The "FIAT" position.
(yeah, even the X-19. Tiny middle hood, but still)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (6qErC)
Anyway, thanks for letting me ramble.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (aktsl)
I'm so glad you have your daughter in your life.
I've only loved two men--my boyfriend before I met my husband, and my husband. I love my children and grandchildren dearly, but it's a different kind of life, obviously.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
aubunagungamaugg is Iroquois for "cold".
That's apparently a REALLY cold lake.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (g7BLK)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (N3C44)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto
Because it sounds like a Chihuahua that ate Hooters wings, 3-Mile Island, drank beer, did 6 Jager shots and woke up face down in a gutter and REALLY needs to shit.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:28 PM (Zz0t1)
It was an incredible concert!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
________
I had a chance to see them in a baseball park in Olean in the late '80s. Tickets were $2, I think. It was a miserable Labor Day weekend -- 40 degrees and rain -- so I passed.
I regret not going.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 10:29 PM (NH9pa)
And on that note, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all try to behave. Pray.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 23, 2019 10:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 23, 2019 10:29 PM (g7BLK)
Which just seems like a very cool if meaningless factoid to me.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:25 PM (tH5fk)
Can you imagine the ensuing conversation?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:29 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:30 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 10:29 PM (NH9pa)
You fucked up.
I am not a concert goer by any stretch of the imagination, but that concert was fantastic.
Pure Americana.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 10:30 PM (wYseH)
I also love that they included the Subaru Brat and Mazda Miata as classic cars.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:30 PM (Zz0t1)
As the father of 3 daughters
I agree completely with your assessment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Hugs to you
Posted by: Moki at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (m+0jM)
So Sean Spicer advanced again on Dancing With The Stars from last night.
The Lefties are crapping their pants.
Even Sean knows about his support, telling Breitbart "I think the difference that I have and I've said this to you before that it's not just about me. It's about we. And I think people that you know your listeners, your readers, everyone recognizes that the further I go, it's more about all of us", Spicer told Breitbart News Sunday.
It's about like showing that 'hey we are active, we are engaged, we view these shows. It reminds people that, you know, you can't overlook half of the equation if you will, and so that's good', he continued.
https://tinyurl.com/yy68rmlw
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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It was shocking? Electrifying? Full of potential? Very direct?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:32 PM (Y4EXg)
VW Beetle here and I hated those things with a passion.
The ever so cool hippie mobile.
Uncle Adolf's special car.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 23, 2019 10:32 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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It was shocking? Electrifying? Full of potential? Very direct?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Current events.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 10:32 PM (YqDXo)
Anyway, thanks for letting me ramble.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (aktsl)
My sentiments, almost exactly.
I would never claim that I couldn't love again, but my daughter is the biggest reason for almost everything I do.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I admit that would be jarring for me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Which just seems like a very cool if meaningless factoid to me.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:25 PM (tH5fk)
Movie coming out I want to see but I know they will screw up historical facts for effect and disappoint me.
The Current Wars
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 10:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2019 10:33 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 23, 2019 10:33 PM (yv87T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2019 10:34 PM (6YBgT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 23, 2019 10:34 PM (Tf125)
Now it's considered a 'car for chicks,' but not then.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2019 10:34 PM (NVYyb)
...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM
from the very depths of my heart, I recommend this to anyone with a true love or a dear child. You never know when things will go south!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:34 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2019 10:34 PM (DBGf/)
Depends a bit on the model(s), but yeah - too much focus away from driving/what's in front.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: mjc at October 23, 2019 10:34 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: JAS
________
She won't. She got what she wanted: Failure, and a literal book full of excuses and others to blame.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 10:35 PM (NH9pa)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2019 10:35 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2019 10:35 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 10:32 PM (YqDXo)
And highly charged!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:35 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:24 PM (aktsl)
* * * *
Beautiful story, so glad you have been able to love again. It's what makes the world go 'round!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:36 PM (TY826)
Posted by: mjc
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And paneling.
Posted by: Ford Country Squire at October 23, 2019 10:36 PM (Y4EXg)
Which is different than a porcupine, what with the prick being outside on the porcupine.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 23, 2019 10:36 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2019 10:36 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 23, 2019 10:36 PM (MwFQu)
VW Beetle here and I hated those things with a passion.
The ever so cool hippie mobile.
Uncle Adolf's special car.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 23, 2019 10:32 PM (Tt761)
I'm on the Richard Hammond bandwagon and think that every VW Beetle should be spontaneously detonated on Mars.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Bleah. I much prefer the car of the following year, the debut of the Chevrolet Camaro.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2019 10:37 PM (DBGf/)
Heh.
*insert approx 1 billion square feet of fake wood from the old Jeep Wagoneer...*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:37 PM (6qErC)
Always liked those.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (tH5fk)
I've had a 240Z and a 260Z. Didn't see much of them. They were always in the shop.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Eromero
Awww. Man.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:37 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Ricardo Mantalbon at October 23, 2019 10:38 PM (w7KSn)
Like, they get a say in it.
We have entered Heinlein's crazy years.
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 23, 2019 10:38 PM (yv87T)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 23, 2019 10:39 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 10:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 10:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2019 10:35 PM (UUkQp)
Worth about 30 grand now. Similar story, my dad had a chance to buy a ''53 Vette as a young man. Passed.
Doh!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2019 10:39 PM (6YBgT)
Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2019 10:39 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 10:39 PM (2DOZq)
Which they're bringing BACK for some reason. Antifa sponsor?
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM (ykYG2)
Which just seems like a very cool if meaningless factoid to me.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:25 PM (tH5fk)
Movie coming out I want to see but I know they will screw up historical facts for effect and disappoint me.
The Current Wars
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 10:33 PM (2DOZq)
In Virginia city at an old saloon, they have a table where both US Grant, and Mark Twain played poker (not at the same time).
I got to play on that table in a charity tournament.
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)
If someone called it a van, my dad would correct them: no no, it's a Bus. He loved that car.
It lasted for quite a while, then one evening in about 1979 it smashed one metal engine part right through some other part. The mechanic pulled it out to show dad. He took it home and showed us. It was then we realized, the Bus was eternally busted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
As was discussed last night, this is the essence of living an interesting life. The regrets should not be the things we did, but the things we didn't do.
I DID see Lou Reed, in Chicago, with The Ramones, in Chicago. Sure, it's a little fuzzy, but then so was I.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:42 PM (sM+h7)
I got to play on that table in a charity tournament.
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)
That is actually pretty bad ass. Cool on you.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 23, 2019 10:42 PM (yv87T)
Which is different than a porcupine, what with the prick being outside on the porcupine.
worked at a law firm in the early oo's. Head dick had a Carera. (sp) Right after the first of the year, #2 dick head bragged about getting a porche, and his great new coffee maker and how much it all cost. Us peon paralegals got a .20 hr raise. That Fri. I wore verboten jeans. Got a better job shortly thereafter. Not fired. Almost 20 yrs later, I hear that story still goes around. Head dick head is like Schumer, don't get between him and a camera.
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2019 10:42 PM (m+0jM)
Radial tires only had so much grip...
Tires and suspension are the key reasons any decent current SUV or sedan can whip older sports cars.
Whatever you do, don't drive the oldsters - you'll be underwhelmed.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:43 PM (6qErC)
I may have accidentally cremated a co-worker...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (9wM0H)
Posted by: Moki at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Shit happens.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (6YBgT)
I purchased on the day after the election of GEOTUS Trump the Newsweek issue showing, "Madam President".
It's in a safe location, in plastic zip lock bag. I bring it out once in a while when I need cheering up.
Newsweak said only 17 of those were sold nationwide.
When Hillary assumes room temperature, will it be worth any money? I paid the $10.99 asking price , and had I had the cash, would've bought all 11 other copies available.
Is this something collectible?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (Tt761)
Still sorry I did not get a Hell t shirt but there is always next time.
Bitter Clinger,
Love will creep up on you like that and it is the best thing ever. So happy for you!
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (rOb3S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (m+0jM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Okay, mistakes were made. But at least you go rid of the evidence.
Posted by: Ford Country Squire at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (Y4EXg)
I got to play on that table in a charity tournament.
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)
That is actually pretty bad ass. Cool on you.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Its actually even better.
There were 24 people involved, and EVERYONE was dressed in period clothes.
And all the Men, and most of the Women, were armed.
For a Midnight Poker Tournament, in a HAUNTED Hotel / Saloon.
One of those surreal things that you call into, if you are willing to take some chances in life, and have some fun.
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (7WaWV)
So Sean Spicer advanced again on Dancing With The Stars from last night.
The Lefties are crapping their pants.
Even Sean knows about his support, telling Breitbart "I think the difference that I have and I've said this to you before that it's not just about me. It's about we. And I think people that you know your listeners, your readers, everyone recognizes that the further I go, it's more about all of us", Spicer told Breitbart News Sunday.
It's about like showing that 'hey we are active, we are engaged, we view these shows. It reminds people that, you know, you can't overlook half of the equation if you will, and so that's good', he continued.
https://tinyurl.com/yy68rmlw
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
^^^^ THis. He is not a great dancer. But he is getting lots of votes because of the intolerant left having a hissy fit that he is even there. I view it as a political act. #therealresistance
Posted by: Iris at October 23, 2019 10:46 PM (6lKe4)
I agree completely with your assessment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
People think boys' behavior is worse because they are openly hostile and aggressive. I've seen little girls decide that they don't like a friend anymore. No punches are thrown, but it's pretty awful.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:46 PM (tH5fk)
I'm nursing a 1993 5-speed 300ZX, which still drives like it is on rails. The fabrication quality was fantastic. The AC finally hung it up in 2016, never recharged, one clutch replaced at 125 kmiles, and one injector failure at 196 k miles.
A rational man would junk it but I still enjoy that car!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:46 PM (VrS9o)
Whatever you do, don't drive the oldsters - you'll be underwhelmed.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:43 PM (6qErC)
Old cars are greatness. You have to KNOW how to drive them. Modify them slightly and they're REALLY fun.
Newer cars are yes, better, faster, stronger, but take a portion of the fun out of driving.
Most people don't know how to drive well enough to make them fun.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:46 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 23, 2019 10:45 PM (Tt761
Anything is collectible. You can collect carrot sticks.
But if you want it to be worth something, Hillary has to die.
Good luck and hope that works out for you soon!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2019 10:47 PM (6YBgT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 10:47 PM (N3C44)
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Bailiff, saw off his tweeter!
Posted by: Butt-Head at October 23, 2019 10:47 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
*snort*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:47 PM (TY826)
I'm a curse. Bigly.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 23, 2019 10:36 PM
For the first episode, it was a 1960 C2 convertible.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (9wM0H)
Cadillac Coupe de Ville, with 325 HP and FINS!
Yeah, get off my lawn kid.
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve
.....
Alright. You did the right thing coming here.
First of all, who all in meat world have you told? Can they be trusted?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (aktsl)
Posted by: qdpsteve
________
Is "creamate" a portmanteau of cream and Coffee-mate?
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (NH9pa)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (m+0jM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
But it was a genuine Humdinger (TM) brand covered wagon. MisHum's parents knew how to travel in style! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
So is Crown Royal Apple. What soyboy thinks up shit like this to ruin a perfectly good liquor?
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 23, 2019 10:36 PM (MwFQu)
I ddg'ed, and the first one was a 1960.
The article said that Chevy replaced it each year with the next year's current model.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2019 10:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Mistakes were made, but the proposed remedial trading will ensure this does not happen again...
or at least until after our pensions are fully vested!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:49 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM
Hey, at least you didn't die of dysentery.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 10:49 PM (DMUuz)
When Hillary assumes room temperature, will it be worth any money? I paid the $10.99 asking price , and had I had the cash, would've bought all 11 other copies available.
Timing.
Newsweek itself sold for $1.
Posted by: Miklos, who used to write for Newsweek at October 23, 2019 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
From your lips to G-d's ear.
The old drunken harridan can't shuffle off to hell soon enough.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 23, 2019 10:49 PM (Tt761)
FireHorse: uh... no :-)
Bitter Clinger, I don't think anybody saw me
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
I may have accidentally cremated a co-worker...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs
Forgot to ask. Did you get fired?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2019 10:49 PM (1GAHG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:50 PM (6qErC)
I feel like a Federal employee :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Watching crazy women screaming and burning their bras, and dirty hippies whining and marching and spitting on troops turned me into raging conservative from the time I was a literal child. I was still in single digits when I honored everyone gathered around our Thanksgiving table with my thoughts on Kent State. (Took awhile for the news to trickle back up the holler)
I tremble to think what this bullshit is doing to at least some of the current generation, but I hope I am alive to see it to fruition, because I have a feeling they are not taking any prisoners.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 23, 2019 10:50 PM (yv87T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2019 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
^^^^ THis. He is not a great dancer. But he is getting lots of votes because of the intolerant left having a hissy fit that he is even there. I view it as a political act. #therealresistance
Posted by: Iris at October 23, 2019 10:46 PM (6lKe4)
as crappy a dancer Sean Spicer may be, he still looks like Fred Astaire when compared to my dancing skills.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2019 10:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:48 PM (aktsl)
And, do you have a reliable friend with a shovel and access to quicklime?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Do not, under any circumstances, admit to anything.
"Why no, I haven't seen Bob. What's up?"
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (NH9pa)
https://tinyurl.com/y6pyw669
https://tinyurl.com/y5cnunox
https://tinyurl.com/y4wqornd
https://tinyurl.com/y5s6wn6h
https://tinyurl.com/y2vsk5p6
Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
That would be hilarious, since she can barely walk on a flat floor without falling down. Seriously, there's a video of her in the kitchen of Biden's childhood home. As she moves around the kitchen table she has to keep her hands on the table or the chairs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
I hate what this world is becoming.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:52 PM (tH5fk)
I do remember that sale. The buyer got screwed.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 23, 2019 10:52 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (VrS9o)
If he's already been cremated, what do you need the quicklime for?
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (VrS9o)
....
**fist bump**
This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:52 PM (aktsl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:52 PM (6qErC)
Which just seems like a very cool if meaningless factoid to me.
Posted by: eleven
Mark Twain tried surfing in Hawaii.
I would love to have a picture.
Posted by: Miklos, with supplemental factoid at October 23, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Toyota says it's @12+K to buy out, but will only offer $7K for trade in.
then, today, i got side swiped driving down a local street.
lucky for me the other driver was sane and didn't want to fight...
he even prayed for me right then and there because i was shaking so bad.
yeah, i don't process adrenaline like i used to, but i still produce the shit out of it....
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (Kyj0g)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (vVOK2)
....
Duuuuude. For the friend.
Ixnay on the itnessway.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (aktsl)
And, do you have a reliable friend with a shovel and access to quicklime?"
Woodchipper?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (6qErC)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Wu at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (gaHzY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
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Does it look more like Uncle Owen or Aunt Beru? This could be important.
Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (XVuno)
https://tinyurl.com/yxmfgq8u
https://tinyurl.com/y476xu8u
https://tinyurl.com/yxo57xmr
https://tinyurl.com/y3mcye8p
https://tinyurl.com/yxv9ddmt
Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (qAR6u)
I may have accidentally cremated a co-worker...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs
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pdqsteve was a good man, and may G-d rest his his soul.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 10:54 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Missing from this post was : Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 10:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Your were WARNED about the burritos
Posted by: Miklos, uninflammable at October 23, 2019 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
The biggest piece they could find of her was a pink fingernail. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2019 10:54 PM (UUkQp)
So we know that at least for a little while qdpsteve had a female coworker that was smoking hot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 10:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
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Just 6% of US adults on Twitter account for 73% of political tweets… and they disapprove of Trump.
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This is why Trump needs his Twitter account suspended or limited!
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (7WaWV)
Pulls up in Bentley Type-R Continental
Rolls down window
Leans out, hot dog in hand
"I say, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
__
Grey Poupon - The Lost Footage
https://youtu.be/ajb8S77Pk5c
Posted by: mindful webworker - beep beep at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (RnSBy)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Point of order: that would be a passel of hogs or a sounder of swine.
Please, we are not uncouth animals. (Although the pigs would be.)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: JTB at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
The diversity of people here at AoS is amazing. Writers, musicians, artists, lawyers, doctors, truckers, serial killers. It's really an amazing place.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (9wM0H)
Posted by: Katie! at October 23, 2019 10:56 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2019 10:56 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 10:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:56 PM (aktsl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM (DMUuz)
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Trying to poke CBD, aren't ya? I wouldn't if I were you...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:56 PM (TY826)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 23, 2019 10:57 PM (yv87T)
GTO baby.
*sticks out tongue*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2019 10:56 PM (eXA4G
Show off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2019 10:57 PM (1GAHG)
Timing was way off though. I wonder if we should have met?
Posted by: torabora at October 23, 2019 10:57 PM (MUV03)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2019 10:53 PM (aktsl)
I see you know how this is done professionally!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:57 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (9wM0H)
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Diversity is our strength. Bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 10:57 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (7WaWV)
But a BESTEST friend is I the Jail cell next to you saying 'was that fun or what!'
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Iris
If I'd known about all this I would have voted for him, just to be a bitch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Point of order: that would be a passel of hogs or a sounder of swine.
Please, we are not uncouth animals. (Although the pigs would be.)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM
Yeah, but those don't rhyme with the desired end state.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Not sure what kind of work you do but I have a question. Do you normally cremate your co-workers intentionally?
*backs out of room quietly*
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:59 PM (sM+h7)
You forgot "after an 0230 phone call"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 10:59 PM (VrS9o)
If I'd known about all this I would have voted for him, just to be a bitch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
You get another chance next week!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2019 10:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (9wM0H)
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Don't forget us.
Posted by: Surprise Analists at October 23, 2019 10:59 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: klaftern at October 23, 2019 11:00 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2019 11:00 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (9wM0H)
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Don't forget us.
Posted by: Surprise Analists at October 23, 2019 10:59 PM (5aX2M
Hi
Posted by: Otters at October 23, 2019 11:01 PM (1GAHG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 23, 2019 11:01 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:02 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs
Forgot to ask. Did you get fired?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Apparently the co-worker did.
Posted by: Aviator at October 23, 2019 11:02 PM (2cuLk)
Just drove in 2 RBI to make the game a lot less interesting in the 7th.
I grow tired of watching former DFW area players do so much better for other teams.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2019 11:02 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 11:03 PM (NH9pa)
Posted by: irright at October 23, 2019 11:03 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Apparently the co-worker did.
Posted by: Aviator at October 23, 2019 11:02 PM (2cuLk)
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Yeah. Like a Fawn Liebowitz's pot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:03 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 11:03 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 10:40 PM (DMUuz)
By whom?
Nobody I know (with taste buds and a brain).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 11:04 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: ws at October 23, 2019 11:04 PM (r7veS)
Posted by: qdpsteve[i/]
You always have the option of "they shouldn't have put you in that position."
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 23, 2019 11:04 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 23, 2019 11:04 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Woodchipper?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Doesn't a woodchipper leave behind an awful lot of DNA and incriminating evidence? I'm thinking covering the body in peanut butter and honey and leaving it deep in a desert for the predators.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
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Fun Fact: Hasdrubal was Hannibal's brother.
Carthaginians FTW
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 10:55 PM (7WaWV)
But a BESTEST friend is I the Jail cell next to you saying 'was that fun or what!'
Posted by: Don Q at October 23, 2019 10:58 PM
Best to do it all yourself. That way no one ends up in jail, if you are careful.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (r6GXX)
Apparently I'm good until I accidentally cremate seven or eight other co-workers. Whew!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 10:56 PM
Neither I, nor the canine or feline advisors I consulted, found any mention of maple syrup on French Toast in tonight's ONT. Add in the ads on this site that warn about fake CBD, and the fact that MisHum appears to be our adult-in-the-room/babysitter for the evening, and I begin to suspect the authenticity of the putative CBD that posted tonight's ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 23, 2019 11:06 PM (QrvWz)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 23, 2019 11:06 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 23, 2019 11:06 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (Zz0t1)
And it's glorious!
Yes...I am a bitter Yankees fan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 11:07 PM (wYseH)
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312
I've been told that whales have prehensile dicks but I've never seen one swing from tree to tree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:02 PM
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Reminds me of the question: Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
(The answer MIGHT surprise you.)
Posted by: irright at October 23, 2019 11:07 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:02 PM (XVuno)
Of course not. They swing upon a starfish.
Let's face, we all knew, deep down, starfish are five-armed sluts.
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2019 11:07 PM (Y8PSl)
54% of Americans --
hang on, AGAIN with the Surprise Anal Otters??
Posted by: WaterCow at October 23, 2019 11:07 PM (NH9pa)
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Yeah, no.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2019 11:02 PM (nIvDu)
2 high school buds had those.
They were SHIT, but in FW Lo, they WERE kinda fun. And the seats in the bed with buckles made them, well, interesting.
WHEN they ran, that is.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Hiya hordelings!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 23, 2019 11:07 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 23, 2019 11:08 PM (ykYG2)
Somebody has the name Asdrubal? Is his mom named Jezebel? And if he sucks at baseball, shouldn't he just be thrown from a window and eaten by dogs?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:08 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 11:07 PM (wYseH)
Happiness is.....A dejected Yankees fan.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 23, 2019 11:07 PM (myjNJ)
Hi Madame!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Starfish at October 23, 2019 11:08 PM (w3OLr)
If you can't come to the Horde when you accidentally incinerate someone, who can you trust?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Starfish at October 23, 2019 11:10 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2019 11:10 PM (ev0CJ)
Posted by: Iris at October 23, 2019 11:10 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM (DMUuz)
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Dude....
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2019 11:11 PM (TY826)
If you can't come to the Horde when you accidentally incinerate someone, who can you trust?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)
What did you do, exactly, to set your coworker on fire?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
That's 5. 5......5 Surprises in 1!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:11 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 11:12 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Starfish at October 23, 2019 11:08 PM (w3OLr)
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Lube is for aesthetes.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 23, 2019 11:12 PM (XVuno)
Steve, say yes, but just slip him a Black Capsule and tie a purple ribbon around his wang. He'll feel better when he wakes up...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Starfish at October 23, 2019 11:12 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 11:12 PM (N3C44)
Nobody I know (with taste buds and a brain).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 11:04 PM
Taste buds & a brain = Red Sox fans? 'Cause bluebell is the only person I know whom I'm aware knows you.
Of course, for all your professed love for The Yankees, I understand you've been seen in public wearing a T-shirt of The currently-reigning MLB World Champions.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 11:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ws at October 23, 2019 11:13 PM (r7veS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 11:13 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
You are not supposed to reset a server with lighter fluid!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 23, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Like, with a cloth?
Posted by: Hillary! at October 23, 2019 11:14 PM (Zz0t1)
If I ever post a disco song call the cops to do a wellness check, it'll be about time to shoot me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 11:14 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve
There's always the George Costanza defense. Was I not supposed to do that?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
Must be those asbestos pantsuits she wears...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 11:12 PM (N3C44)
Only if it's a Michael Jackson video, or West Side Story.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 23, 2019 11:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Newer cars are yes, better, faster, stronger, but take a portion of the fun out of driving.
Most people don't know how to drive well enough to make them fun.
Like Commissar Hrothgar, I keep and enjoy a mid '90s vehicle. (well, the moon roof blew out a month ago).
When travelling 500 or more miles, I just go ahead and rent. During the round-trip to the TxMoMe, I was in a Kia Sportage and it got me to thinking about how a top-of-the-line '90s car does not compare favorably in any way to a low end modern crossover.
It is comprehensive in difference, from quality of the brakes, the headlights, the ride, the cabin noise, the handling, the quality of A/C, controls and gauges, sound system, performance, windshield wipers, warning systems, lane departure, proximity sensors, parking assist, etc.
The practical difference is that the older cars just wear down the driver over the miles whereas the new cars don't. The newer cars are so much easier to drive and I wonder if the Gen Y/Gen Z operator could even pilot an older vehicle successfully being brought up to run much easier cars.
Then I think about how my 1974 AMX handled like crap in comparison to a '95 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
I'm laughing with the Boomers and the Greatest Generation who probably think I would quickly crash a car they grew up driving.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 23, 2019 11:15 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2019 11:05 PM
Just don't be the husband from the first episode of "The New Detectives":
Kill ex; freeze body; dismember with chain saw; rent wood chipper; use wood chipper off bridge into river; scratch serial number off chain saw and toss into same river;
Somebody reported seeing someone using a wood chipper on the bridge. They found chipped parts of her skull that they DNA matched. Divers found the chainsaw. The scratched serial numbers were treated with acid to restore the number.
When the husband had bought the chainsaw a couple of years earlier, he had sent in the warranty card.
Don't send in the warranty card.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 23, 2019 11:15 PM (r6GXX)
Long-live the AOSHQ!!!!
.
Posted by: irright at October 23, 2019 11:15 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Must be those asbestos pantsuits she wears...
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The exoskeleton is fireproof.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2019 11:16 PM (BLD7q)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 11:16 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ws at October 23, 2019 11:16 PM (r7veS)
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 23, 2019 11:17 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:17 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: ws at October 23, 2019 11:16 PM (r7veS)
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Agreed, make sure the evidence is properly destroyed.
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 23, 2019 11:19 PM (WEBkv)
Roll out The Barrel!!!
Lets have a barrel of festering pus.....
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2019 11:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
They must hate their kid. Guarantee he'll be called "balls" all the way through school.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 11:20 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Starfish at October 23, 2019 11:20 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2019 11:20 PM (BLD7q)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 11:20 PM (N3C44)
I like the comment that went with the photo about how the seats in the bed were to deal with tariffs and other regulation.
It was like those obscene air pumps that were installed on 1970s cars to draw 10-20hp from the engine to spin an air pump that did nothing more than add air to the exhaust system to dilute the particulates to pass new EPA air quality requirements.
They made the engine work harder (using more fuel and releasing more particulates) to run a pump that did nothing to reduce the particulates, but to simply reduce the PPM.
Government. (sigh)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 23, 2019 11:20 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 23, 2019 11:21 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 11:20 PM (N3C44)
It WAS pretty epic in the last round when a dude behind home plate stood up and revealed his "Joe Buck Sucks" shirt.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 11:21 PM (N3C44)
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 23, 2019 11:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:22 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 11:22 PM (9wM0H)
Posted by: gp, El Perro Defecto at October 23, 2019 11:22 PM (mk9aG)
Because Walmart bakery won't bake a birthday cake for the kid?
I know that they refused to do that for some parents who named their kid Adolph.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 23, 2019 11:23 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 11:13 PM (DMUuz)
That's a dirty filthy stinking lie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 11:23 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 11:22 PM (9wM0H)
They went to the bullpen, down 4 - 2.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 23, 2019 11:24 PM (flINI)
That may have worked out well with high-school dating.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 23, 2019 11:24 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2019 11:24 PM (BLD7q)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2019 11:25 PM (I2/tG)
That may have worked out well with high-school dating.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 23, 2019 11:24 PM (lD3vL)
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It doesn't sound so bad.
Posted by: Billz A. Bubb at October 23, 2019 11:25 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 23, 2019 11:24 PM (flINI)
Rolling in 100 dollar bills, smelling his fingers and getting an amazing hummer.
Maybe......
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2019 11:25 PM (oVJmc)
The name: Adolph's Catering.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 23, 2019 11:26 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2019 11:24 PM (BLD7q)
My great grandfather was named Adolf.
Never met him.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 11:22 PM (9wM0H)
They went to the bullpen, down 4 - 2.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I was watching OTA when the signal went out, for some reason. I scampered around, checking connections, rescanning for channels, etc.
Finally got the station back and it was 8-2. Grrrrr.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:26 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 11:23 PM (wYseH)
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that's a "yes" then?
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 23, 2019 11:27 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2019 11:24 PM (BLD7q)
Yeah. It's going to be another hundred years before a Charlie Chaplin revival brings back the toothbrush mustache.
Though you can still buy Adolph's steak sauce.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 23, 2019 11:27 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 11:27 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 23, 2019 11:27 PM (w1UeV)
Never met him.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Were you born in Brazil?
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 23, 2019 11:28 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Locke Common
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Points for style, for sure. I'm guessing the degree of difficulty would earn extra points.
It's the execution that did you in.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 11:28 PM (NH9pa)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2019 11:28 PM (w1UeV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:26 PM (YqDXo)
Verlander gave up a dinger that got him pulled. The reliever gave up walks and hits and didn't help anything.
Now it's 10 - 2.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 23, 2019 11:29 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:26 PM (XVuno)
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But schnitzelgruben is everybody's favorite!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2019 11:29 PM (BLD7q)
Now it's 10 - 2.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:29 PM (YqDXo)
Locke dyin' and a barrelin'.
Locke dyin' and a barrelin'.
Some cryin'
Pixy buryin' thee
Barrel smellin' like pee.
Posted by: Roger M. at October 23, 2019 11:29 PM (RVcmP)
Please let us welcome you to the finest resort on the internet. We hope you find your stay enjoyable, but do please hang up your towels after use. The pillow mint isn't really chocolate, but then you probably already know that by now. Please call the front desk with any requests, though it's rare that they ever answer. Good night,
~ The Barrel Resort
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 11:29 PM (sM+h7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2019 11:31 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:29 PM (YqDXo)
Top 8, 2 outs. 2nd reliever.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 23, 2019 11:31 PM (WEBkv)
- Taco Gong
- Forever 91
- Bed Bath and Beto
- Dick's Sporting Goods
- CuttheCheesecake Factory
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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By chance is one of your dogs named Tralfaz?
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 11:32 PM (NH9pa)
Fuck em.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 23, 2019 11:29 PM
More chrome on it than a French corporal?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 11:32 PM (7WaWV)
In the event that I was having a son, I considered Hannibal for a name, but passed on it, because Ba'al worshippers get eaten by dogs and I'd like to have a Rottweiler someday.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:33 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2019 11:23 PM
Apparently, certain agencies have photographic evidence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 11:33 PM (DMUuz)
Alternative qdpsteve theme song for cow orker immolating, some Doors long version
https://youtu.be/WWs2NrmYzPE
Posted by: mindful webworker - you keep me warm at night at October 23, 2019 11:33 PM (RnSBy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2019 11:33 PM (N3C44)
There was a small, colorful, ill tempered and highly poisonous viper on Devil's Island named Adolph.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 23, 2019 11:34 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2019 11:34 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 11:32 PM (7WaWV)
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Unfortunately, the reference escapes me, and, just as unfortunately I cannot stick around for the pointing, laughing and mocking for not getting it.
Or, what's generally known as: Wednesday
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 23, 2019 11:35 PM (WEBkv)
Present car: 2019 Honda Fit
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2019 11:34 PM (7rVsF)
Ouch.
The Maverick was underrated. The Fit is no.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2019 11:35 PM (BLD7q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:35 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2019 11:34 PM
And some say anonymity online is a bad thing...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Aseto at October 23, 2019 11:35 PM (7WaWV)
Fuck em.
Posted by: Sponge
________
In addition, they fired Youppi!
(The Canadiens hired him, though. Long live the great game of ice hockey!)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 23, 2019 11:36 PM (NH9pa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2019 11:36 PM (jYnPD)
All this Adolf talk reminds me, Penthouse sometime in the early 1980's had a bit about "Adolf Hitler's fast food franchise".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 11:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks. I'm back now, with reception clear as a bell, as it was previously. There was just a 10-15 minute period where the signal went into Witness Protection. No idea why, but now it's back, again, no idea why.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Who's your lurker at October 23, 2019 11:39 PM (45xbG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:37 PM (YqDXo)
I cut cable and am on DTV, which works everywhere but the living room, for some reason. Older TV is all I can figure. Internal tuner doesn't like a non perfect signal. I'm at 70% and it's the only TV that hesitates and drops.
But the office has the PC, so I can post stupid shit that no one cares about.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Shaverston Falls at October 23, 2019 11:40 PM (SwXeF)
Oh, jump in a lake. My Fit's a fine car. I can get a 600 wire crate inside it and I don't feel cramped despite being 6' 1". Doesn't accerlate worth a damn but the gas mileage is good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2019 11:40 PM (7rVsF)
https://tinyurl.com/y5y3mtcd
Posted by: flounder
________
Let me guess: Hill, a male staffer, a female staffer and a beluga whale. And "Kind of SFW" means surprise anal something is involved.
You People!! This is POLITICS!!! Its SERIOUS!!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at October 23, 2019 11:41 PM (NH9pa)
Speaking of cars, anyone (preferably in northern CA) interested in buying a '70 Opel GT?
Posted by: Average Guy at October 23, 2019 11:41 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Who's your lurker at October 23, 2019 11:39 PM (45xbG)
Velvet Underground. Didn't they have Humpty and do that tune Freaks of the Industry?
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:41 PM (Zz0t1)
I acquired it years ago. Ya know, I like ballads and songs with a message I approve of. Lots of 60s and 70s bands were warning of the hazards of heroin, and my experiences were along the lines of The Pusher:
You know I smoked a lot of grass
Oh lord I popped a lot of pills
But I never touched nothin
that my spirit could kill
You know I've seen a lot of people
walking around with tombstone in their eyes
But the pusher don't care, ah
if you live or if you die
God damn hmm the pusher
god damn hey I say the pusher
I say god damn god damn the pusherman
And then, I reflect on the opioid crisis in the US. Many could've benefited from taking this song to heart.
And no, I don't think pot is a gateway drug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2019 11:41 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2019 11:40 PM (7rVsF)
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The Trabant had a similar reputation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2019 11:42 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Average Guy at October 23, 2019 11:41 PM (BaHwF)
Too bad Wheeler Dealers already did one of those.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Average Guy at October 23, 2019 11:41 PM (BaHwF)
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Maybe. How many does it sleep, and does it keep the rain out?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:43 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:43 PM (XVuno)
I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 23, 2019 11:45 PM (dMR4T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:46 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 11:46 PM (9wM0H)
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 23, 2019 11:47 PM (tvKLv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 11:46 PM (9wM0H)
I was a fan Clarissa Thompson. Small tits, but REALLY carried it well......
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2019 11:43 PM (XVuno)
Actually not a bad idea! I could park it, and rent it out. Could sleep one person and a dog. Size of dog depends on how much stuff you own & need to keep dry.
Posted by: Average Guy at October 23, 2019 11:48 PM (BaHwF)
Our router/ wifi access point is in my study, at one end of the house, so our neighbors were getting half of the microwave power from it. I made a little aluminum foil baffled to reflect that power back toward the rest of the house, and picked up two signal extenders.
Now you can get a tan from the microwave power anywhere in the house.
(Two pro tips:
1) pick up an app (free) for your phone/tablet that measure the microwave power for the various channels; and
2) signal extenders work MUCH better when they get strong signal (as established through use of the app above), so for choice locate one relatively near the wifi access point, particularly if there isn't line of sight connectivity between them. If necessary pick up another signal extender to repeat the signal from the first one.
Works like a champ.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:49 PM (YqDXo)
Nothing worse than doing an image search and DDG throws in a pic of Meagan Rapinoe with pink hair labeled Alex Curry Images.
Blech.....
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:50 PM (Zz0t1)
- Taco Gong
- Forever 91
- Bed Bath and Beto
- Dick's Sporting Goods
- CuttheCheesecake Factory
Heh. Coming soon in Spring of 2020:
- Victorias Secretions
- Scarbutts
- The Rotten Apple Store
- Abercrombie & Itch
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 11:50 PM (sM+h7)
Posted by: Average Guy at October 23, 2019 11:48 PM (BaHwF)
Or how much you like the dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 23, 2019 11:50 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 11:52 PM (9wM0H)
- Victorias Secretions
- Scarbutts
- The Rotten Apple Store
- Abercrombie Itch
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 11:50 PM (sM+h7)
Have you seen the new grocery store? Scabiesway. It's next to the Federal Express Your Anal Glands.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2019 11:54 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 11:52 PM (9wM0H)
Not arguing, sir.
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2019 11:52 PM
So, Alex Curry > Tim Curry?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2019 11:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2019 11:54 PM (YqDXo)
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I'm not watching tonight. But I do wonder if Smoltz ever took a line drive to the language center of the brain.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:57 PM (5aX2M)
Don't take any wooden nickles, whippersnappers.
* brum! *
* Bentley Type-R Continental drives off into the night *
Posted by: mindful webworker - in stately webworker mansion at October 23, 2019 11:57 PM (RnSBy)
They were better before they got bought out by Azatothson's
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 23, 2019 11:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sponge at October 23, 2019 11:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 23, 2019 11:59 PM (ykYG2)
I am completely exhausted and feel like an emotional steamroller has run over me. The culmination of a LOT of bullshit. Decades worth that I'm now striving to come to grips with and build a new path leading away from it. Someday I may be OK, or I might not, but I'm determined that it won't be for lack of trying.
Good night.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 12:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:57 PM (5aX2M)
But, he plays scratch golf.......
Posted by: Sponge at October 24, 2019 12:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 24, 2019 12:00 AM (RUnSJ)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 24, 2019 12:01 AM (sM+h7)
Good night.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 12:00 AM (NWiLs)
Sleep well.
Sweet dreams.
May there be much pouncing.
Posted by: Sponge at October 24, 2019 12:01 AM (Zz0t1)
like when FS1 put on Joy Division on a break during the Rays game?
These guys are getting Fields Of The Nephilim at this rate
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 12:01 AM (ykYG2)
I thought Mexico must be uninhabited by now, but maybe they still have a skeleton crew there operating just to piss me off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 12:01 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 24, 2019 12:01 AM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2019 10:01 PM (sM+h7)
If the Texas Governor wants to do something, here's a suggestion: convene an emergency session of the legislature, and pass a bill that makes it a capital offence to attempt to alter the sexual identity of a minor child, whether by drugs, surgery, or brainwashing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 12:02 AM (QugKX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:57 PM (5aX2M)
I've wondered that too!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 12:02 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 12:03 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 12:01 AM (YqDXo)
It's 12 - 3, so it's time to turn on the radio, tune around and see if you can fine "The Shadow" broadcasting somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge at October 24, 2019 12:04 AM (Zz0t1)
world names their kid "Ba'al's Blessed"? Why not go whole hog and just
name him Satan?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2019 11:17 PM (5aX2M)
there are a lot of guys from Mexico who have random names out of the Bible, not just Immanuel and such, but also names out of the old testament.
My oddest one I have seen was "Abacuc", or Habbakuk.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2019 12:05 AM (fqM2k)
We've been singing it together for twenty years and if the guy with the cool dance moves knows he still hasn't told us:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAVfj28Mlno
Posted by: I'm Just a Pip at October 24, 2019 12:05 AM (g2SrR)
Posted by: Sponge at October 24, 2019 12:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 24, 2019 12:05 AM (9wM0H)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 23, 2019 10:05 PM (FTlwv)
Well, yes and no. They exist in a few famous collections. I don't believe there are any unaccounted for, so the chance of finding one in a barn is exactly zero.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 12:06 AM (QugKX)
My oddest one I have seen was "Abacuc", or Habbakuk.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2019 12:05 AM (fqM2k)
My favorite is the full back tattoo of Jesus on the cross on full display as they sever the head of some unsuspecting woman that didn't cross the street correctly.
REALLY into God and Religion, they are.
Posted by: Sponge at October 24, 2019 12:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 24, 2019 12:05 AM (9wM0H)
12-3......Astros hit a homer.
And have 2 on with 2 outs in the bottom 9.
RALLY SANCTUARY CITY!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 24, 2019 12:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: KungPow at October 24, 2019 12:09 AM (DcPfA)
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Yeah, that's an odd choice... But not an infidel like Hasdrubal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 12:09 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Sponge at October 24, 2019 12:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at October 24, 2019 12:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 12:12 AM (ykYG2)
It makes Congressmen, bureaucrats, and federal judges happy
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 12:14 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: JTB at October 24, 2019 12:14 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 12:14 AM (CE5C/)
Plus the fact that the entire team is made up of killer alien cyborgs from the future.
Goodnight all, thanks for the really fun and funny chat tonight! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 24, 2019 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Which just seems like a very cool if meaningless factoid to me.
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:25 PM (tH5fk)
More than just "met". They became good friends.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 12:18 AM (QugKX)
someone going to scrub his mouth out with soap?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 12:19 AM (ykYG2)
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That was the car I was driving the first/last time I crashed a car. I was 13. I didn't realize it couldn't corner like an MG. Inexperience.
Posted by: Drc at October 24, 2019 12:21 AM (lyaJC)
Oh, and fuck the Redskins and the Wizards, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 12:23 AM (5aX2M)
Shared a mistress named Katie Hill, a well known 'actress' of the time, who liked electroshock play and being punished by being locked up in steamer trunks and poked with ink pens...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 24, 2019 12:24 AM (w3OLr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2019 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
That's why VW engines are made so easy to replace. Thirty minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 12:25 AM (QugKX)
Posted by: Tony Weiner at October 24, 2019 12:26 AM (w3OLr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 12:19 AM (ykYG2)
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Waxing his balls would be a real punishment. Of course, they'd have to find someone who does ball waxing first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2019 12:27 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 12:28 AM (ykYG2)
someone going to scrub his mouth out with soap?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 12:19 AM (ykYG2)
It's more in the ongoing project to ruthlessly scrub our entire society of everything that might be offensive to anybody anywhere.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 12:29 AM (h2Bdk)
Just asking questions here, but every day that it doesn't get destroyed offends me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 12:30 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: eleven at October 23, 2019 10:51 PM (tH5fk)
I'll bet the Astros are really regretting the decision to pull Verlander, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 12:31 AM (QugKX)
An easy truck to torque on.
Now all i got is a horse that can do math
Posted by: LoneRanger at October 24, 2019 12:33 AM (MPif+)
Two hydraulic jacks and a wrench.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 24, 2019 12:36 AM (SchxB)
I guess that's the point of the architecture though - enrage everyone who sees it, but also make it unburnable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 12:37 AM (5aX2M)
Post a sign for all the liberals: "Free Obama Phones, at the end of THIS HALLWAY!"
Or such.
Bonus. Bunch of them get crushed in the rubble when it goes.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 12:40 AM (QzJWU)
Well, at least it's better than "pussy-assed bitch".
Posted by: Lebron James at October 24, 2019 12:44 AM (Do2h6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2019 12:47 AM (26lyI)
Just asking questions here, but every day that it doesn't get destroyed offends me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 12:30 AM (5aX2M)
Demolition Man is an instruction manual.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 24, 2019 12:49 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2019 12:47 AM (26lyI)
AT&T "Central Office* buildings.
Might just out live the cockroaches. Or become Cockroach Condos.
*opens booking line at Vegas oddsmakers*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 12:50 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 24, 2019 12:51 AM (di1hb)
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Glad to see ya!
But I'm going up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.
Before I go: I have a friend who said Brutalist architecture was ugly, but interesting.
I replied: Yes. Just like how an epidemiologist views a plague... it's very interesting. You should learn everything about it so you can identify and destroy it all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 12:51 AM (5aX2M)
That's why it's important to read the instructions before you start putting the Legos together.
> Two hydraulic jacks and a wrench.
Would probably also do the job on Boston City Hall.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 24, 2019 12:54 AM (Do2h6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 24, 2019 12:36 AM (SchxB)
Two Hydraulic Jacks and a Wench.
Posted by: Niche Porn Dept., Movie Titling Division at October 24, 2019 12:54 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Niche Porn Dept., Movie Titling Division at October 24, 2019 12:54 AM (Y8PSl)
Starring the sensational new male lead, Carcharodong Megalodong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 12:57 AM (QugKX)
No, seriously, you need to jack the car up, not...
You know what, do it your way. It might actually be entertaining.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 24, 2019 12:57 AM (SchxB)
I gotta get North of San Antonio to enjoy much of those.
But there are parts of the Texas Hill Country that would prove too rugged for most any aggressor to advance.
The roads in those areas are motorcycling heaven.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 12:58 AM (QzJWU)
KY comes in thirty weight?
Asking for a friend.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Summer of Love at October 24, 2019 01:03 AM (FJrl0)
The ugliness of those is a side-effect though, growing out of the fortress-like design criteria for a vital infrastructure component.
The Boston City Hall, it's like they intentionally went out of their way to make it ugly.
Which, if you've seen the Venona Transcripts, know was exactly what the KGB planned. They intentionally subsidized and promoted ugly public art and architecture in the West as one component of their psychological warfare ops.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 24, 2019 01:07 AM (Do2h6)
someone going to scrub his mouth out with soap?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 12:19 AM (ykYG2)
It's more in the ongoing project to ruthlessly scrub our entire society of everything that might be offensive to anybody anywhere.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 12:29 AM (h2Bdk)
Lebron James, first regular season game, walks off yelling during the National Anthem.
36 years ago today, I was looking for survivors in Beirut Lebanon.
He can kiss my lilly white ass.
Some things ARE offensive.
Posted by: Don Q at October 24, 2019 01:13 AM (NgKpN)
God forgive me that I envision doing it at mid-day on a busy City Hall weekday, full of bureaucrats busily bureaucrating.
/chugging holy water (bourbon)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: old5.0 at October 24, 2019 01:18 AM (2sHcL)
I wasn't there, but my heart was there with you, being only recently out of the USAF.
They really don't wanna consider what we know about Recon by Fire though.
Don't know why they're trying to piss of John Q. Public (former service, combat rated), but trying they are.
God forbid that they succeed in rousing OUR base.
We will fuck them up, thoroughly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:21 AM (QzJWU)
36 years ago today, I was looking for survivors in Beirut Lebanon.
He can kiss my lilly white ass.
Some things ARE offensive.
Posted by: Don Q
Screw Lebron. Hope his brand tanks. Thank you for your service Don Q. We have the grey boxes because of folks like you.
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 24, 2019 01:25 AM (tvKLv)
Its actually simple. They do not understand cause and effect.
They have been insulated from the Wars they start because its been flyover country who has fought them for the last 40 years.
They feel safe.
They are not.
Posted by: Don Q at October 24, 2019 01:27 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mindful webworker - in stately webworker mansion at October 23, 2019 11:57 PM (RnSBy)
Until Lucas, The Prince of Darkness, strikes, and fries the electrical system.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 24, 2019 01:29 AM (MwFQu)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2019 01:29 AM (QugKX)
I'm gonna be wantin' you in my Area of Operations.
Mileage may be involved.
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses... we're on a Mission from God".
Not to mention the loadout of munitions and other fun things to enjoy.
Spotter, UP!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:33 AM (QzJWU)
If we had a draft, we would not still be at war.
With an all volunteer Military, the burden of foreign forever war is not felt by the normal citizen. The burden is all placed upon the very patriotic.
And so, because they really have no skin in the game, no chance of personally loosing someone important to them, most of our citizens don't care if we are at war, or not.
So, we will be at war forever.
Posted by: Don Q at October 24, 2019 01:33 AM (NgKpN)
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A Panhard rod would take care of that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 01:35 AM (QrTqV)
I've replaced an entire floor pan in a VW beetle.
Simple, bolt in kind of operation.
I've welded in sheet in a retired Post Office (right hand drive) Jeep. After pop riveting it into place the welds were child's play.
But what you're doing on a rusted out relic?
That's ART, sir. ART.
*waynes world bows*
I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:37 AM (QzJWU)
I don't disagree with the "overall" of your draft statement.
Design for me if you will, an ideal "Draft" program, that gets what it needs, and exempts the truly "single dads" and such?
College deferments be fucked. I mean true exemptions, not for "privilege".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:41 AM (QzJWU)
A Mission from the Gulf would be better, 'cause oysters and shrimp 'n stuff.
Posted by: Miklos, who admits to liking Lone Star Beer at October 24, 2019 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, in a van down by the bayou at October 24, 2019 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Jim
GI Bill for all!
A twofer!
Posted by: Miklos, slicing like a Godian hammer at October 24, 2019 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)
We still have Allah the Shrimp though.
Served on miniature prayer mats, with Red Sauce, on order.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:46 AM (QzJWU)
College deferments be fucked. I mean true exemptions, not for "privilege".
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:41 AM (QzJWU)
I'll go with mandatory two-year, or at least one-year, military service, include the wymyns, between the ages of 18 and 22. Don't sign up by your 23rd birthday? 5 year Federal prison sentence with no time off for good behavior.
That might, might I say, stop Congress from passing those useless "Authorized Use Of Military Force" resolutions and we can go back to declaring war or not. At least people in Congress with kids would have skin in the game with their 'declare war' votes.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 01:51 AM (Y8PSl)
The SC oyster beds were closed too, but only for a week.
Now back in bidnis.
Public oyster beds-still limit of two bushels/person.
I like that it is still calculated in bushels, rather than liters or similar homo crap, and that you can still hire ne'er do wells from the community for the price of their beer, but who count if the Oyster and Wildlife Revenooer comes around.
Posted by: Miklos, shucking and jiving at October 24, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:53 AM (QzJWU)
All very true.
The draft had some benefits - Pournelle used to say the draft was a unifying force, since you were actually spent time with people from different regions and social classes at an age when you're most flexible, socially.
The problem is it's really only works in a full blown existential conflict, where the government takes control of the economy and drafts everyone. For wars like Korea and Vietnam they couldn't afford to draft everyone, so they ended up with the lottery where some people were very heavily inconvenienced (terminally, maybe) where others didn't have to do anything. That's more divisive than unifying.
The Russians have been going through this in spades. With the money mostly dried up the massive Soviet army went away and it became easy to get out of conscription if you're the son of someone important, or you know a guy, or you just have enough money to buy your way out. The people who can't get out of it are resentful.
The plan was to transition to an all-volunteer military, though I'm not sure if they've managed to do it yet.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 01:55 AM (h2Bdk)
Make it so!
And Lindsey Graham back to active duty!
Not as JAG though.
Posted by: Miklos, minefield clearance comes to mind at October 24, 2019 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
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Two year minimum. It's very difficult to produce a good troop, and still be able to make good use of him in one year. Impossible, I would say.
No draft for wymens. If they want to sign up, fine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 01:58 AM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 24, 2019 01:59 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 02:00 AM (C78No)
Not as JAG though.
Posted by: Miklos, minefield clearance comes to mind at October 24, 2019 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Miklos, YOU are hereby drafted, but only in order to be Lindsey's Reporting Officer. You'll write his OERs.
Do with this what you will?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
No matter what rules you lay down the privileged would game the system. Never see any Hunter Bidens in boot camp.
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 24, 2019 02:01 AM (tvKLv)
Germany and France had it for years after their generals wanted to get rid of it. For the politicians, it kept down youth unemployment, and in Germany, gave some control over the young men from the East, about whom they worried.
For the professionals, it was a waste of training, budgets, and everything else.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking more CCC cleaning up crap in SF and Bawlamer at October 24, 2019 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ace's liver
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Easy...they require special accommodation.
That is just a fact.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 02:03 AM (C78No)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Lindsey might have to cut a bitch?
Posted by: Miklos, hoping to vote for someone else at October 24, 2019 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 24, 2019 02:01 AM (tvKLv)
The Perfect is the Enemy of the Good.
Show me the good.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 02:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 24, 2019 02:06 AM (tvKLv)
Lindsey might have to cut a bitch?
Posted by: Miklos
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Rice should be brighter than to publicly insult someone of influence, whatever she may think.
You can bet that Lindsey won't forget.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 02:06 AM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal
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Israel's draft has limited manpower available, we don't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 02:07 AM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 01:58 AM (lK7fO)
No. Wymyns, too. I'm sure there's a Democrat city somewhere that needs cleaning up. Plus, back to standards, as well. Women can become Rangers, e.g., if they pass the rigorous standards, not the woke standards.
If you're a deliberate fuck-up or drug user, there's always the UCMJ as a fallback to keep the new military in line.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 02:08 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Summer of Love at October 24, 2019 02:09 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Miklos
Lindsey is a bitch that might cut.
And likely, will. These days, anyway.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 02:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, but that brown color doesn't pop at October 24, 2019 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Make it so!
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 01:53 AM (QzJWU)
'Dictator'. How did you know my preferred pronoun? I'll even bring back Pinochet Helicopter Sightseeing Tours. "See the sights as you fall 2,000 feet without a parachute!"
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 02:13 AM (Y8PSl)
And little bottles of Tabasco.
Posted by: Miklos, but that brown color doesn't pop at October 24, 2019 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
It burns...IT BURNS!
*horde*
Well, slap a Hot Iron to it!
/standards
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 02:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Judiciary Committee has jurisdiction over "unmasking" of US citizens.
There is potential, if Lindsey finds his Big Boy pants.
Posted by: Miklos, not very optimistic, but he is up for reelection at October 24, 2019 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
One..my mistake Israel is mandatory military service not a draft. So we have to stick with the draft. Limited exemptions all genders. No college deferments. Never happen.
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 24, 2019 02:15 AM (tvKLv)
Judiciary Committee has jurisdiction over "unmasking" of US citizens.
There is potential, if Lindsey finds his Big Boy pants.
Posted by: Miklos
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Rice is dirty enough that she shouldn't call attention to herself. I suppose she believes that the Obama machine and Deep State have her back.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 02:17 AM (OiC69)
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel
Start by drafting all the college professors (deferment for professors of engineering).
Ze problem, she is sol-ved.
Posted by: Miklos, applying rum and coke and logic, but mainly rum at October 24, 2019 02:17 AM (QzkSJ)
But I'd love for Trump to de classify EVER thing.
Now.
Put it all out there and let the media squeal.
Self identifying pigs.
You all know what to do with intel such as that.
/hasta la nite nite, horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2019 02:19 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, applying rum and coke and logic, but mainly rum
Until the first shot was fired
Posted by: Anonymous squirrel tribunal at October 24, 2019 02:19 AM (tvKLv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 02:20 AM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2019 02:22 AM (lK7fO)
i'm for the sofa.
maybe tomorrow will suck less, but i doubt it.
FTS.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2019 02:23 AM (Kyj0g)
Well, my Sudoku solver is pretty much working fine now. I'm sure I'll find a few more minor bugs with time as new input is thrown at it, but it's handling and solving everything I'm throwing it at it.
So far, it's solved everything with less iterations required than blanks in the initial puzzle. Execution time is only 1 - 10 ms for everything thrown at it so far.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2019 02:24 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
They also serve who stand and wait for the guys to come get their sammiches.
And clean socks.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking logistics at October 24, 2019 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)
If you have a Chinese language NBA-endorsed version, I see many yuan in your future.
Posted by: Fortune Cookies by Miklos at October 24, 2019 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 02:55 AM (NMAzL)
Nah, that would never work. But a car talk weekend feature here at AoS would be fun and fit right in with the other weekend stuff.
Posted by: Ass Chum at October 24, 2019 02:57 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 02:57 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Ass Chum at October 24, 2019 02:57 AM (Jj+59)
The ONT periodically turns into a car talk thread, late at night.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 02:58 AM (NMAzL)
595 Rat-eating killer monkeys in Malaysia could be useful in Baltimore https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jbu686
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 02:55 AM (NMAzL)
Only if they'd be allowed to vote Dim and vote often.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 03:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 03:06 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 03:07 AM (NMAzL)
Too hard? Well, pooper scooper in a big city like SF. Hey, everything I learned about crappy work involved barns and cows.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 24, 2019 03:08 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
A term not used since The Frug went out of style, about '67, I would guess
Posted by: Chubby "Miklos" Checker at October 24, 2019 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley
I was refilling my Circle K double walled insulated Coffee Big Cup, but not with coffee.
Posted by: Miklos, with refreshing refreshment at October 24, 2019 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)
602 I can see draftees with Pulaskis cutting fire breaks in National Forests.
Too hard? Too bad. Shut up and do it. And fuck "your" pronouns.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 24, 2019 03:08 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 03:13 AM (pNxlR)
I wonder if the female Deputy Undersecretary for Irkutsk, Yatkutsk and Kamchatka feels eternally grateful for the White Knighting Li'l Adam Schiff performed during the GOP scrum in the SCIF yesterday. I wonder, too, if she helped him change his soiled Underoos after they escaped.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 03:17 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miklos, who lived in Bawlamer for a bit at October 24, 2019 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)
It looks like hard work but it has to be done.
Posted by: rats! rats everywhere! at October 24, 2019 03:18 AM (vqIkG)
If we ever play Risk, I will win because you have revealed your strategy.
Posted by: Miklos, starting in Australia at October 24, 2019 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)
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That was the car I was driving the first/last time I crashed a car. I was 13. I didn't realize it couldn't corner like an MG. Inexperience.
Posted by: Drc at October 24, 2019 12:21 AM (lyaJC)
All kids in the family passed one down as a first car. Brother converted 3 on the tree to a floor mount stick shift. It did shift the same but was definitely much cooler.
Donated to a down on their luck family. They were buying oil in bulk just before the straight six died. We all agreed it was a mobile smoke screen.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 24, 2019 03:23 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew
They could have put some malathion in the oil and the county would have paid them to be the local mosquito control vehicle.
Posted by: Miklos, skeeter season is never really over at October 24, 2019 03:26 AM (QzkSJ)
They could have put some malathion in the oil and the county would have paid them to be the local mosquito control vehicle.
Posted by: Miklos, skeeter season is never really over at October 24, 2019 03:26 AM (QzkSJ)
This is out of the dodecahedron thinking!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 24, 2019 03:32 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 03:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 03:33 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 03:35 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Miklos, why is the second one always better than the first? at October 24, 2019 03:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 03:36 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 03:37 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: four seasons
TRUMP HERE????
First I heard about it.
BRB
Posted by: Miklos, why is the second one always better than the first? at October 24, 2019 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 03:42 AM (PisyI)
Well, this is what I get for not watching TV.
Heh.
Trump will be at Benedict College, a Historically (and currently) African-American institution.
All the Dem candidates will also be there, but none agreed to be on the same stage at the same time as PDJT.
You have to buy tickets. Trump is long sold out; plenty of tickets for the Dems still available.
I smell fear, and discounted tickets.
Posted by: Miklos, SC is not a swing state, we don't swing that way at October 24, 2019 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 03:46 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: four seasons
I recall, as a small child, lining up to salute President Nixon on his way to downtown Columbia.
I hope Trump gets the same reception.
Posted by: Miklos, Papa graduated Basic at Fort Jackson at October 24, 2019 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)
From her own practice's webpages, I bring you the undiluted humanity and compassion of Dr. Anne, Chemical Castrator!
Dr. Anne Georgulas is a mother of four, two teenagers and two young children. She's a board certified pediatrician of the American Board of Pediatrics (ABP). The ABP's General Pediatrics Certificate is recognized throughout the world. Dr. Anne's pediatric credentials signify a high level of competence.
Dr. Anne is an Associate Professor of Pediatrics at Children's Medical Center. She trains the next generation of pediatricians in her style of compassionate, professional care. She focuses her teaching on differential diagnosis. Dr. Anne's students learn to consider the whole child, the whole family, and the child's environment.
That's an important difference. Pediatrics is a unique profession. It's just not enough to have the best professional credentials. Professional care doesn't mean the best care. No one can teach sincere compassion for children.
Dr. Anne's clinical practice is not just a profession -- it's her vocation. Whether it's advising parents about difficult behavioral problems, pulling from her vast experience to diagnose a difficult illness, or just giving a few kind words while stitching up a cut, Dr. Anne's goal is your child's flourishing.
Count the lies -- don't stop before you reach double figures.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 03:48 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 03:48 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 03:51 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: four seasons
Tupelo MS. Having a little ole rally tryin' to push gubner candidate Tater Reeves over the line. Election day is the 5th.
Jim Hood (D-irtbag) is a serious challenge to GOP domination here. And he's been running non-stop smear ads against Tate.
Can't say that I'm much of a fan of the Tater, but he's light years better than Hood. If you'd like to see the future, Mississippians, just look to your west, where Dem gubner John Bel(fast) Edwards has fucked Louisiana into penury. Negative GDP, negative population growth, sky high taxes...
Thanks Mr. Trump for trying to save our bacon.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2019 03:51 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 03:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Pediatricians have told me that 90% of pediatrics is about communicable illnesses. Because kids.
10% is diagnosing things other than the 90% that all kids get.
Actual pediatricians don't do psychology/psychiatry.
Posted by: Miklos, reliably informed at October 24, 2019 03:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 03:55 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 03:57 AM (PisyI)
If we ever play Risk, I will win because you have revealed your strategy.
Posted by: Miklos, starting in Australia at October 24, 2019 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Maybe, maybe not. Could be a feint.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 03:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 03:59 AM (ZCEU2)
A commenter on the Julie Kelly article about Mitt "Pierre Delecto" Romney referred to him as "Agent 042".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 04:00 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at October 24, 2019 04:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 04:01 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
When I said Australia I meant South America.
Posted by: Miklos, also Stratego at October 24, 2019 04:01 AM (QzkSJ)
... a motorcade flew by at probably 45mph or more with a dozen vehicles picking up the dozen lined up at Rittenhouse among all these vehicals was one with a little blue flag on the hood, it was VP Biden.
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 03:59 AM (ZCEU2)
I got caught at an intersection for 20 minutes while on my way to lunch with my son by Biden's motorcade when he was in the area to bury his son, Beau.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 04:02 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: four seasons
"The group says Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Corey Booker, Pete Buttigieg, John Delaney, Amy Klobuchar, and Julian Castro will also appear."
Posted by: Miklos, this could be fun at October 24, 2019 04:04 AM (QzkSJ)
"The group says Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Corey Booker, Pete Buttigieg, John Delaney, Amy Klobuchar, and Julian Castro will also appear."
Appear what: drunk, stoned, brain dead, catatonic, what?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 04:05 AM (pNxlR)
Not hanging around for the witching number ... all y'all be a good as you can be at this hour!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 04:06 AM (pNxlR)
Tickets are 40 bucks (untill discounted).
Worth it?
What is Barnum and Bailey chargfing these days?
Posted by: Miklos, devious genetics activated at October 24, 2019 04:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 04:11 AM (PisyI)
I am reminded of what Benedict Arnold said when informed that Major Andre had been apprehended, "Well, I certainly didn't order any low class wanna be champagne!" He was an amazing man, an amazing man. His Eggs Benedict recipe took years to perfect and yet, look, it's still here these 475 years later. My pop, Corn Pop, loved Eggs Benedict!
-- incoherent, but not at all unusual, remarks delivered at Benedict College by former VP Biden
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2019 04:11 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 04:12 AM (PisyI)
For good or ill, PDJT has done more on behalf of the Incarcerated African-American Community than the JEF did in 8 years.
I also note that the sold out tickets for Trump, are for Trump.
The same $40 gets you all the Democratic Bolsheviks.
Tickets available.
May be time to do a Zombie.
Posted by: Miklos, without smartphone to record it at October 24, 2019 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 04:15 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
It isn't clear if they will be taking questions.
If so, yeah. But because I'm not a member of a Democratic Primary Targeted Racial Demographic.
I can do a good Buster Keaton stone face, but in order to look appropriate, I would need to quickly get some extension weaves up on my otherwise pencil thin moustache.
Maybe i can pass myself off as professor of Multicultural Guilt Ethics.
Posted by: Miklos, trying to think fast at October 24, 2019 04:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2019 04:22 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2019 04:26 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 04:26 AM (ZCEU2)
I hope Trump gets the same reception.
Posted by: Miklos, Papa graduated Basic at Fort Jackson at October 24, 2019 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)
I saw Lyndon Johnson when I was a little girl. He spoke at the Boy Scout Jamboree in 1964, at Valley Forge.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 04:26 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miklos, devious genetics activated at October 24, 2019 04:09 AM (QzkSJ)
What is Barnum and Bailey charging these days? Nothing. The left cancelled circuses, except for their own three-ring impeachment kind.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 04:27 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: four seasons
Call me Canadian, or Prime Minister, and we will fight.
I can do enough Cajun French to pass myself off as Quebecois to the uninformed, though.
Posted by: Mikleuse, not sporting much of a tan at October 24, 2019 04:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley,
LBJ was a rat bastard, but at least he understood protocol.
Posted by: Miklos, adding another grave to piss on at October 24, 2019 04:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, adding another grave to piss on at October 24, 2019 04:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Yep. He had reporters interview him while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump. Yeah, Protocol!
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 04:35 AM (Y8PSl)
Hey Debby! Hope all is going okay.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 24, 2019 04:38 AM (J/ONV)
Posted by: RickZ
heh
Have you ever heard the recording of LBJ ordering trousers from a tailor?
That bastard was no J. Strom Thurmond.
Posted by: Miklos, gotta sleep if Ima amuse myself this weekend at October 24, 2019 04:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 04:40 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 04:42 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 04:44 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: RickZ
If I were Trump, I would do the same.
Respect and all.
Posted by: Miklos, chef de protocols diplomatiques at October 24, 2019 04:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2019 04:45 AM (a4EWo)
George "No Dungarees" Will called Trump a "coarse and vulgar man." Well LBJ was the most coarse and most vulgar man to every hold the office. By a long shot.
Re the tailor thing, LBJ thought he had a YUGE dick and would use it to try to intimidate others with. When he was in the Senate, he used to walk around in the locker room buck naked, come up to another senator sitting on a bench and hike up one leg right next to him and thrust his Johnson in the guy's face.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2019 04:45 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 24, 2019 04:46 AM (J/ONV)
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing the Emperor Titus at October 24, 2019 04:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 04:46 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 24, 2019 04:48 AM (J/ONV)
Posted by: My life is insanity
"Alexa-set an alarm for 0400 with the R. Lee Ermey motivational thing"
Posted by: Miklos, up and at 'em at October 24, 2019 04:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing the Emperor Titus at October 24, 2019 04:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Samuel Johnson?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2019 04:48 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2019 04:50 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 04:50 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
The stories I could tell.
Posted by: Ladybird Johnson at October 24, 2019 04:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 04:51 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 24, 2019 04:53 AM (J/ONV)
Posted by: Miley
What does Lyft from the Greyhound station cost?
Actually, here it is not Greyhound, it is called Southern Stages.
Posted by: Miklos, feeling a bit peckish at October 24, 2019 04:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2019 04:54 AM (Dhht7)
https://tinyurl.com/yy8wc5rx
He is right it's a propaganda war that must be kept up full force
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 04:54 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)
I prefer bacon, sausage and cheese on a roll, skip the egg (no pun intended). Toss on some ham if you got it.
A true southern dish: Breakfast Pork Three Ways.
I can hear the Dems now: I'm Porkatus! No I'm Porkatus!, thinking it has to do with sex.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 04:55 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Was he sitting on the toilet ?
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 04:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Roman Emperor Titus-"A day without a good deed is a day lost".
But he was also the emperor when the Romans destroyed Jerusalem and the Second Temple, so one might question his sincerity.
Posted by: Miklos, history being what they say it is at October 24, 2019 04:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 04:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Have a great day
And if you can, piss off a Leftist because it's fun and entertaining
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 04:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 04:59 AM (mpXpK)
Adam Schitt's whistle blower golden witness is really turning out to be crap. No wonder he wants secret hearings.
https://tinyurl.com/y3doffon
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yxsrvwxv
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 24, 2019 05:00 AM (J/ONV)
But he was also the emperor when the Romans destroyed Jerusalem and the Second Temple, so one might question his sincerity.
Posted by: Miklos, history being what they say it is at October 24, 2019 04:56 AM (QzkSJ)
I think you're looking at History all wrong. For Titus, that was a good deed, hence a good day.
Emperor Titus would fit right in with today's Dems.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 05:01 AM (Y8PSl)
https://tinyurl.com/y5afg4jg
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 05:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y39bch6r
And that's it for today. Not much out there except the same old Democrat Trump hate 24/7. That shit is really getting old.
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 05:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 05:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 04:55 AM (arJlL)
LOLOL, no, otherwise I would have been scared!
I have no idea where the bus station is, Miklos. Get off in Simpsonville and we'll pick you up.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 05:03 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 04:55 AM (Y8PSl)
What's that?
Posted by: m at October 24, 2019 05:05 AM (vFhit)
Another funny LBJ story. He needed a crowd for a photo op event and so he had the local cops round a bunch of prisoners from the local jail. They'd put hats and sport coats on them and forced them to stand around to be the "admiring crowd".
There is one photo where the prison stripe pants are visible on some of the men.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2019 05:05 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: HRC at October 24, 2019 05:08 AM (ldmQR)
Just stand under the Clock Tower, the late former mayor Ralph Hendricks' monument to himself.
Just stand there and we'll see you. Eventually.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2019 05:08 AM (f1Vqw)
Lebron James, first regular season game, walks off yelling during the National Anthem.
36 years ago today, I was looking for survivors in Beirut Lebanon.
He can kiss my lilly white ass.
Some things ARE offensive.
Posted by: Don Q at October 24, 2019 01:13 AM (NgKpN)
*quietly pondering*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 05:08 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 04:55 AM (Y8PSl)
What's that?
Posted by: m at October 24, 2019 05:05 AM (vFhit)
I could tell you if you were on my staff.
Posted by: Katie Hill at October 24, 2019 05:10 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: m at October 24, 2019 05:05 AM (vFhit)
Bacon, sausage, ham and cheese on a roll.
With this sandwich, I honor thee, Pig, and the sacrifice you made.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 05:12 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Miklos, by the side of the road at October 24, 2019 05:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 24, 2019 05:22 AM (9wM0H)
the fact that I can choose between Jimmy Dean Sage sausage or thick-cut meaty bacon 7 days a week if I want to, is all the proof I need that America is a frigging great country.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 05:24 AM (sy5kK)
So the word spread in our plant, and I had to shut down all production so everyone could go get a glimpse of Mr. Rapist President Clinton. I stayed behind, as I had no desire to see a shitheel in the flesh.
I have many bad qualities, but starstruck is not among them.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2019 05:27 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I am glad that Cubans, North Koreans, and Venezuelans are not allowed to read AoSHQ.
Posted by: Kindly Miklos at October 24, 2019 05:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Same.
And I bet David Byrne doesn't remember that he owes me a beer.
Posted by: Miklos, who has paid for more beers than he has consumed at October 24, 2019 05:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: m at October 24, 2019 05:05 AM (vFhit)
Bacon, sausage, ham and cheese on a roll.
With this sandwich, I honor thee, Pig, and the sacrifice you made.
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 05:12 AM (Y8PSl)
yum
Posted by: m at October 24, 2019 05:32 AM (vFhit)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 04:55 AM (Y8PSl)
What's that?
Posted by: m at October 24, 2019 05:05 AM (vFhit)
I could tell you if you were on my staff.
Posted by: Katie Hill at October 24, 2019 05:10 AM (NMAzL)
Rowr.
Posted by: m at October 24, 2019 05:33 AM (vFhit)
Posted by: Katie Hill
I thought it was "member" of your staff who had the staff.
Posted by: Miklos, confused three ways at October 24, 2019 05:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 05:12 AM (Y8PSl)
There's a restaurant in DC called "Pig," and it is everything you would imagine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2019 05:38 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2019 05:27 AM (Z4rgH)
I have never understood the desire to see or be near the famous. I usually do just the opposite.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2019 05:41 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 05:42 AM (H8QX8)
Shouldn't have to.
Can only be one choice 'cause...
"...they were making Thunderbirds."
Posted by: teej at October 24, 2019 05:45 AM (I0I+D)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 05:46 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: JAS at October 24, 2019 05:46 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: JAS at October 24, 2019 05:47 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Piggly Wiggly
The first modern grocery store.
Generally known as "The Pig"
www.thepig.net
Posted by: Miklos, they sell fresh cleaned croakers here at October 24, 2019 05:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, confused three ways at October 24, 2019 05:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Yes. Well...
Posted by: Katie Hill at October 24, 2019 05:50 AM (NMAzL)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 05:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JAS at October 24, 2019 05:46 AM (DBGf/)
Bartlett's has it as Benchley, but I also read that he claimed to have seen it in an old old joke book.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2019 05:51 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2019 05:27 AM (Z4rgH)
----
I have never understood the desire to see or be near the famous. I usually do just the opposite.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2019 05:41 AM (wYseH)
I told this story before.
Around 1990, I was going to my ex' office Christmas Party. It was being held at a hotel on Central Park South. I got there early and went to the small hotel bar for a drink. It was a square 'U'-shaped bar. I was at one corner and I saw, in the corner next to the wall (about six feet away), Telly Savalas sipping a drink. I got my drink and, without saying a word, hoisted it in his direction and he did the same to me. It was one of those silent 'I know who you are' 'yes, I know you know who I am, thank you for not bothering me' conversations. Why disturb anyone having a quiet drink?
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 05:52 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: JAS
"One more drink and I'll be under the host"
Posted by: Miklos, at the Algonquin Moron Table at October 24, 2019 05:52 AM (QzkSJ)
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2019 05:56 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 05:59 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 06:00 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 05:59 AM (u82oZ)
"I'm as pure as the driven slush." ~ Tallulah Bankhead
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 06:01 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:03 AM (H8QX8)
Good morning, your grace.
At the TxMoMeet, we were listing AoSHQ romances. You were on the list. May you two continue to be blessed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 06:04 AM (NMAzL)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
I hear your son and his pals are extended.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miklos, for your dining and dancing pleasure at October 24, 2019 06:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Easy to do when your head's on a swivel and you've got a Mattis plan !
G'mornin' everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 24, 2019 06:05 AM (bwo3w)
Tallulah Bankhead.
One shocking admission from a guy was that, indeed, he did not sleep with her.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:06 AM (cqNba)
There are rumors.
Beyond that, lies the land of Op-Sec.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:07 AM (cqNba)
One shocking admission from a guy was that, indeed, he did not sleep with her.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
And that little boy...was me.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 24, 2019 06:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:09 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:10 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:10 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Miklos, ain't no ways tarred at October 24, 2019 06:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2019 05:38 AM (wYseH)
Rep Nader welcomes you in?
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Oh yes.
The extension is out there for all to see.
But we don't go much further than that
Too many moving pieces.
And non-moving pieces.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:13 AM (cqNba)
Good poster. One should be cautious about saying " in my lifetime."
If I knew I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NOT MIKLOS at October 24, 2019 06:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Morning bitches in Massachusetts.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2019 06:17 AM (ftdxp)
I never trust OPSKEDs while deployed. One Atlantic transit of 10 days had 35 changes to the first month's schedule alone.
Maybe the girls of Subic have the best info. The have to deconflict boyfriends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
He did get to do swim call though.
30 foot off the side of a carrier into the middle of the ocean, and then swim to the stern and back out.
Oddly enough, I never really cared to do that.
But he said it was a hoot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Attribution, Sir.
Bocephus (Hank Williams Jr.)
Posted by: Miklos, Keeper Of The Things at October 24, 2019 06:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Miklos, Deputy Asst. Fire Marshal at October 24, 2019 06:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Sounds fun. Sorta. I'd only do that as part of Abandon Ship.
At least they were far enough out to miss the venomous sea snakes.
Usually swim call means a lot of time at sea, and no ports.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)
Morning bitches in Massachusetts.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2019 06:17 AM (ftdxp)
There are a lot of bitches in Massachusetts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2019 06:21 AM (NMAzL)
I've used that quote. My wife said "Too late." Thanks, honey.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx
How would you get around him?
Posted by: Miklos, Deputy Asst. Fire Marshal at October 24, 2019 06:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Toss 4 or 5 fun size milky ways out the door. Stand back!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Epitaph of W.C. "Miklos" Fields at October 24, 2019 06:23 AM (QzkSJ)
I've used that quote. My wife said "Too late." Thanks, honey.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Wives are very good at telling you the truth. Sometimes just telling you.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:24 AM (JFO2v)
Oh, I knew that.
I was thinking of having a Club Med pool party at a nice enclosed pool near me. I'd call it Wrinklefest.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx
But the gravity field....
Posted by: Miklos, dilettante physicist at October 24, 2019 06:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Consider wrinkles like sofa cushions. They're comfortable and you might find something useful in there.
Posted by: Miklos, the Erma Bombeck of the ONT at October 24, 2019 06:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
Miklos is darn good at it, isn't he?
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 06:30 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Really? I have a difficult time separating the right from the left socks.
Posted by: Miklos, the OCD ONT type at October 24, 2019 06:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:33 AM (JFO2v)
Maybe another crashing of the meeting?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)
Maybe another crashing of the meeting?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)
go in
break up furniture
start fire
straighten out coathangers
start roasting weenies
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
Ask Ben Had. There were a lot of people moving around. Two Texas-sized ranches were needed for the event.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:36 AM (u82oZ)
Followed by the funeral service up here tomorrow.
So the Left may not be as active as normal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
You do that and there's no Dems left in Congress.
I wonder if they need any matches?
Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2019 06:37 AM (Y8PSl)
Mother's husband bought 1967 VW, $1975. New. Installed a cassette deck and a reverb.
Posted by: unfolded proteins at October 24, 2019 06:37 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
"The Hearing Crashers"
-hilarity ensues!
Posted by: Miklos, ready for his closeup at October 24, 2019 06:37 AM (QzkSJ)
break up furniture
start fire
straighten out coathangers
start roasting weenies
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
So like a MoMe?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 24, 2019 06:39 AM (fxCK2)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:39 AM (JFO2v)
May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
However, while in public, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:42 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
The MoMe was a cover.
They have been observed moving in a leisurely fashion in an ENE direction.
Other than the beer cans, they seem to be mostly peaceful and polite. Mostly.
Posted by: Miklos, violating OPSEC just this once at October 24, 2019 06:42 AM (QzkSJ)
So the Left may not be as active as normal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba)
Don't forget the last funeral they attended. They turned it into a political event.
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 06:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 24, 2019 06:45 AM (bwo3w)
No.
Coffee.
I hope the rest of the Horde has a better day on my behalf!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 24, 2019 06:45 AM (fxCK2)
So the Left may not be as active as normal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba)
Don't forget the last funeral they attended. They turned it into a political event.
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 06:43 AM (mpXpK)
The Cumming funeral will be all PDT bashing All the time
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
The Republicans who occupied the SCIF are the antifa of Capitol Hill
Posted by: rhennigantx
We Deplorables need to mail them a thousand bike locks.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2019 06:46 AM (ftdxp)
Heck...the last three days of local B'More news has been nothing but a continuous tongue bath.
And shootings.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:47 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at October 24, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)
They have been observed moving in a leisurely fashion in an ENE direction.
Other than the beer cans, they seem to be mostly peaceful and polite. Mostly.
Posted by: Miklos, violating OPSEC just this once at October 24, 2019 06:42 AM
The sight of a majestic herd of Morons coming over the hill in the dawn's early light brings a tear to the eye. Unless they're stampeding.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 24, 2019 06:48 AM (fxCK2)
Posted by: rhennigantx
But the gravity field....
Posted by: Miklos, dilettante physicist at
I'd be more worried more worried about the earth tipping over.
Posted by: Ripley at October 24, 2019 06:48 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Trump put the dogs and water cannons on Cummings at Selma in 1861.
Posted by: Miklos, revisionist historian at October 24, 2019 06:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 24, 2019 06:45 AM (fxCK2)\
Well my ice maker went tits up. We have had nothing but trouble from that shit of a refer from Samsung. I am no longer going to try to fight it. I will go down to the quick-mart and get a bag of ice today.
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 06:50 AM (mpXpK)
No.
Coffee.
I hope the rest of the Horde has a better day on my behalf!
Posted by: NaughtyPine
(pushes a slice of bacon into usb port. I drank all of the coffee. (sorry.)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 06:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miklos,
As the years go by, there are as many people that remember being at Selma as there are ones that remember being at Woodstock
Posted by: Bruce at October 24, 2019 06:50 AM (vd8XM)
https://cbsloc.al/341WFGi
Missing 15 year old.
Hispanic sounding name
New to area.
Residence is smack dab in the middle of an area with concentration of illegal immigrants in the county.
Same community where two of the identified murder suspects (Confirmed to be Illegal AND MS-13) of August's machete murder lived.
This won't end well.
And will never make the papers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:52 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 06:50 AM
Thank you for giving me some before it all is shipped to Asia.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 24, 2019 06:53 AM (fxCK2)
Unplug your modem for five minutes, and see if that helps.
Posted by: Comcast Customer Support at October 24, 2019 06:53 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JAS at October 24, 2019 06:54 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Bruce
Do not believe the White Man concepts of time and space. Barry O was born because his parents met at Selma three years after he was born according to the White People Calendar.
Posted by: Miklos, checking the Mayan Long Count at October 24, 2019 06:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 06:50 AM
Thank you for giving me some before it all is shipped to Asia.
Posted by: NaughtyPine
They'll have to pry my bacon from my cold, dead fingers.
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 06:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
We've replaced their regular bacon with Jerry Nadler.
Let's see if anyone can tell the difference
Posted by: Bruce at October 24, 2019 06:57 AM (vd8XM)
over at the Bee
Fourth Grade Teacher Provides School Supply List That Mysteriously Includes Red Wine, Dark Chocolate
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
Hispanic sounding name
New to area.
Residence is smack dab in the middle of an area with concentration of illegal immigrants in the county.
Same community where two of the identified murder suspects (Confirmed to be Illegal AND MS-13) of August's machete murder lived.
This won't end well.
And will never make the papers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Male or female?
Male - he's been whacked.
Female - check the bordellos.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2019 06:58 AM (ftdxp)
Let's see if anyone can tell the difference
Posted by: Bruce
(that sound is the sound of one Miklos laughing)
Posted by: Miklos, attentive and happily amused at October 24, 2019 06:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Actually, I forgot that the Elijah Cummings events are scheduled for today, I believe."
Will the city's rat population turn out to mourn their benefactor?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 06:59 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Comcast Customer Support at October 24, 2019 06:53 AM (cqNba)
My wife bought it from Loews. They have sent repairman after repairman and replaced it 3 times. There is no help for it.
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 06:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
They'll have to pry my bacon from my cold, dead fingers.
Posted by: JT
That's a line in the sand.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 24, 2019 07:00 AM (ftdxp)
All the rats disappeared the day after Trump mentioned them.
I watched the local Democratic leadership tell us that there were no rats.
Just *Poof*....gone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 07:01 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at October 24, 2019 07:02 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 07:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 07:02 AM (arJlL)
As the years go by, there are as many people that remember being at Selma as there are ones that remember being at Woodstock
Posted by: Bruce
It's Their Truth and you are bound to respect, nay, revere it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2019 07:03 AM (7rVsF)
"Yes, I was at Woodstock. I can STILL smell the BO."
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 07:04 AM (arJlL)
Hispanic sounding name
New to area.
Residence is smack dab in the middle of an area with concentration of illegal immigrants in the county.
Same community where two of the identified murder suspects
(Confirmed to be Illegal AND MS-13) of August's machete murder lived.
This won't end well.
And will never make the papers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Kid was undoubtedly illegal himself and involved in drug/gang activity. Maybe one of the marvelous unaccompanied minors flooding across our border and into our schools. Only thing that surprises me is they couldn't come up with a more innocent angel child looking photo.
Posted by: Ripley at October 24, 2019 07:05 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 07:07 AM (oVJmc)
All the rats disappeared the day after Trump mentioned them.
I watched the local Democratic leadership tell us that there were no rats.
Just *Poof*....gone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 07:01 AM (cqNba) "
Must be nice to have reality bend itself to fit their words.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 24, 2019 07:08 AM (bwo3w)
Years after Hurricane Andrew, it turned out that Uncle Sam was paying to keep thousands of tons of ice in cold storage.
Maybe they still got a few tons.
Aged, vintage government ice.
Posted by: Miklos, more efficient that the gummint at October 24, 2019 07:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 07:09 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October
Aand A player identified
Posted by: Jean at October 24, 2019 07:09 AM (+bWyL)
In a face to face discussion with the County Police Chief, I was assured that there is none of that activity taking place.
So...maybe an Alien Abduction?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 07:10 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Miklos, at 20 paces like Lincoln at October 24, 2019 07:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Just *Poof*....gone.
Here's a test......air drop some cheese in the streets.
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2019 07:10 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: jsg at October 24, 2019 07:11 AM (kQVW4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)
"Here's a test......air drop some cheese in the streets."
Democrats don't like cheese.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)
Democrats love gov cheese, but rats like peanut butter, they don't like cheese. That is a cartoon myth.
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
LOL !
John 8:44
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 24, 2019 07:14 AM (bwo3w)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"
Really? He said that with a straight face? LOL!
The Atlanta suburbs, which are flooded with illegals, have become notorious for human trafficking and gang activity, so much so the even the local news reports on it. However, never a mention of the direct correlation between illegals and illegal activities.
Posted by: Ripley at October 24, 2019 07:15 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 06:33 AM (JFO2v)
it felt like about 50, but I hope someone actually counted, I didn't. 1919 Browning auto shoot was fun.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2019 07:16 AM (V2Yro)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10186366/monkeys-eating-rats-macaques/
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 07:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT
"Our aircraft are fully booked. Please try again later."
Posted by: AeroPinochet, which has no "dos por espanol" option at October 24, 2019 07:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 24, 2019 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Vic at October 24, 2019 07:19 AM (mpXpK)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10186366/monkeys-eating-rats-macaques/
Posted by: rhennigant:
Risky. After they eat all the rats The Dems will get them on food stamps, registered and voting socialist.
Posted by: Ripley at October 24, 2019 07:20 AM (MxEKc)
Well....'He' is a 'She', recently hired after 20 years with the Baltimore City Police Force, followed by several years with Hopkins Campus Police.
The County Executive took great delight in the fact that all five leadership rolls in County Public Safety are filled by newly hired women.
Almost like there might have been a goal, which required discriminating against non-female job applicants.
And that perhaps the best qualified applicants were not hired.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 07:21 AM (cqNba)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10186366/monkeys-eating-rats-macaques/
Then they'll need dingos to eat the macaques.
Then they'll need lions to eat the dingos.
Then they'll need elephants to kill the lions.
Then they'll need mice to scare away the elephants...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2019 07:21 AM (oVJmc)
826 "In a face to face discussion with the County Police Chief, I was assured that there is none of that activity taking place. "
LOL !
John 8:44
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 24, 2019 07:14 AM (bwo3w)
probably more like this: "Nothing to see here!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2019 07:22 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Bruce
It's Their Truth and you are bound to respect, nay, revere it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2019 07:03 AM
Same as with service in Vietnam. Millions more claim they served in Country than were actually there.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 24, 2019 07:23 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2019 07:33 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2019 07:39 AM (rMtbr)
Posted by: lizardbrain-eater -- now with extra class at October 24, 2019 10:43 AM (Tlz6I)
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Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)