Debate Thread Two

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:39 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (VcFUs)

2 Second!

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (VcFUs)

3 Third!

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (VcFUs)

4 Fourth!

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (VcFUs)

5 Full house!

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (VcFUs)

6 Okay, I'll call the corgies.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (VcFUs)

7 Harpies!

Posted by: Buck O. Phive at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (HM6Vb)

8 SILENCE!

Posted by: LeBron Biden at October 15, 2019 09:41 PM (cfSLd)

9 I looked up "Graft" etymology, and in referring to bribery, it's "american slang, mid 19th century, origin unknown."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (V2Yro)

10 Still hoping Biden threatens to fight Trump naked. With Corn Pop

Posted by: Jmel at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (OeWgo)

11 The only thing missing are their fright wigs, big red rubber noses and giant shoes

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (O2RFr)

12 I was still reading the comments in the last thread!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (jXrK7)

13 7-4, Nats folding.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (7ZQe3)

14
A new thread for the debate.


do we have to start the debate over, too?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (sy5kK)

15 Now 7-4 one out cards are coming EEK!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (KA5Fy)

16 Still hoping Biden threatens to fight Trump naked. With Corn Pop
Posted by: Jmel at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (OeWgo)

You are one sick MOFO.

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (fXB+v)

17 I identify as comment 1000

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (aS1PU)

18 9 I looked up "Graft" etymology, and in referring to bribery, it's "american slang, mid 19th century, origin unknown."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (V2Yro)

Origin Congress.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (jYnPD)

19 Turned on the debate just in time to hear these commies start in on 2A.

Many camps to build after the war. Many huts to fill. Many fields to hoe.

Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (Zqz9o)

20 Corn Pop!!!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (cqNba)

21 'Lebenteenth . . .

Posted by: Dr_No at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (imDUY)

22 Biden secretly wants a sniff of the scalp weasel.

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (VeVfa)

23 I wish I could get into baseball, but I'm still not over the NFL surprise anal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (jXrK7)

24 I am not watching that clusterfuck.

It just makes me sad for our country.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (haWye)

25 Lost to heroin? Isn't heroin illegal already?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (+nW6n)

26 Are we debating whether the Cards can come back?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (r+sAi)

27 9 Turned on the debate just in time to hear these commies start in on 2A.

Many camps to build after the war. Many huts to fill. Many fields to hoe.
Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (Zqz9o)

All this talk accomplishes is selling more "weapons of war"

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (7bcfy)

28 Maybe the police should note house holds which vote dem, and simply not respond to them when called. Police violence after all.

Asswipes.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (t3YBx)

29 My theory is that n. "graft" is the result of a successful v. "grift" might be close?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (BiNEL)

30 Come on Nats, hold it together.

Posted by: bluebell at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (R6qpB)

31 2 outs

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (KA5Fy)

32 Yeah, the manufacturers are to blame. Not the Chinese, not the Mexicans, no.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (+nW6n)

33 Twice the free shit

Posted by: jsg at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (1kY6V)

34 27 9 Turned on the debate just in time to hear these commies start in on 2A.

Many camps to build after the war. Many huts to fill. Many fields to hoe.
Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (Zqz9o)

All this talk accomplishes is selling more "weapons of war"
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (7bcfy)

And ammo and mags and support for term limits.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (jYnPD)

35 *Now 7-4 one out cards are coming EEK!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (KA5Fy)*

Wait!

I was just doing a Biden!

I love the Cardinals, seriously!

GO, CARDS!

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (fXB+v)

36 baseball gods are fickle, especially for hedge fund fans.

Posted by: chimichango at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (B+t5k)

37 Do you guys see the spinach in Steyers teeth?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (7bcfy)

38 I do now

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (t3YBx)

39 Lost to heroin? Isn't heroin illegal already?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (+nW6n)


It's a gateway drug for methadone. There's sweet, sweet graft in drug treatment programs.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (aS1PU)

40 never

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (AQBtr)

41 Lost to heroin? Isn't heroin illegal already?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (+nW6n)


Yes, but our police force is not yet all powerful; hoever once it is, then all will be well...

And there will be order in the camps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (BiNEL)

42 jeez, are they still at it ?

gluttons for punishment.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (wscsn)

43 I see that Ace included all the intelligent debate questions and comments in this post.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (WqPYg)

44 30 Come on Nats, hold it together.
Posted by: bluebell at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (R6qpB)


Nah. Throw the meatballs to Cardinal hitters. They're suckers for thigh-high BP fastballs down the middle of the plate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (+nW6n)

45 I might have to sue after all

Posted by: chimichango at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (B+t5k)

46 Send in the clowns... Wait... They're already there

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (O2RFr)

47 15 Now 7-4 one out cards are coming EEK!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (KA5Fy)

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I don't see the Cards winning 4 in a row.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (RU4sa)

48 Whew, out of that inning!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (KA5Fy)

49 Yeah, the manufacturers are to blame. Not the Chinese, not the Mexicans, no.

Because neither the Chinese or Mexicans can be forced to pay multi-billion dollar class action lawsuits.

Heck, the even the NBA and Apple are terrified of offending their overlords in China.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (lD3vL)

50 Decriminalizing heroin. What a great idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (+nW6n)

51 Notice they don't want to go door to door to seize illegal opiates. Odd how that works.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (iw59Q)

52 Why are Democrats always hooked on drugs and alcohol? Christ on a crackpipe! J-O-B-S!

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (kLDv+)

53 37 Do you guys see the spinach in Steyers teeth?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (7bcfy)

Purty sure Buttplug is wearing green boxers

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (AQBtr)

54 Muh Emoluments from China and Ukraine are strictly off limits! Let's talk Corn Pop!

Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (Ndje9)

55 Hand to God, I sez...let me check the outrage outlet and see whazup.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (VcFUs)

56 "It's a gateway drug for methadone. There's sweet, sweet graft in drug treatment programs.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (aS1PU)"



The whole Entitlement State is really a welfare program for college-educated idiots.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (wscsn)

57 There's sweet, sweet graft in drug treatment programs.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (aS1PU)


For almost every question about how we got where we are, this (graft) is the answer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (BiNEL)

58 I don't see the Cards winning 4 in a row.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (RU4sa)


Me either, but I'd like to see them make a contest out of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (+nW6n)

59 How in the shit does a public figure survive making up a fictional black man named Corn Pop? Serious question btw

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (ev02w)

60 11
The only thing missing are their fright wigs, big red rubber noses and giant shoes

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (O2RFr)


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And the car! Perhaps an exploding Tesla?

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (WqPYg)

61
I don't see the Cards winning 4 in a row.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (RU4sa)

Me neither, I'm just being a drama llama!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (KA5Fy)

62 Junkies doing junk is a failure of government? Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (+nW6n)

63 "J-O-B-S!"

My favorite 3 letter word!

-Grinin' Joe

Posted by: Chris M at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (6XZdO)

64 I know several major fans of Batwoman and the actress who really wanted that show to work who have come away very disappointed and unhappy with the show. Same with Supergirl, they really wanted it to work but its bleh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (KZzsI)

65 #nevertrustalibertarian II

Posted by: Local degen at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (Bf3hj)

66 "49 Yeah, the manufacturers are to blame. Not the Chinese, not the Mexicans, no.

Because neither the Chinese or Mexicans can be forced to pay multi-billion dollar class action lawsuits.

Heck, the even the NBA and Apple are terrified of offending their overlords in China."

Now that you mention it, has the word "China" been uttered once, even in connection with the gross and outrageous slander of the Bidens?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:50 PM (iw59Q)

67 Beto just said he supported decriminalizing opiods. he just said that. These guys go from total bans, total taxes, to i guess otc use. Weird.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:50 PM (n13/j)

68 Marijuana?

Harris looks around nervously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:50 PM (+nW6n)

69 Looks like I'll be cheering on the Astros against the Nationals.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:50 PM (RU4sa)

70 "19 Turned on the debate just in time to hear these commies start in on 2A.

Many camps to build after the war. Many huts to fill. Many fields to hoe.

Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (Zqz9o) "



And one hella canal to dig, by hand, from sea to shining sea.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:50 PM (wscsn)

71 Third out

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 15, 2019 09:51 PM (Ao62D)

72 Harris is for sending everybody to jail, let's face it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:51 PM (+nW6n)

73 59
How in the shit does a public figure survive making up a fictional black man named Corn Pop? Serious question btw

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (ev02w)

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Three words: Praetorian Guard Media.

Nobody outside us deplorable news junkies knows that that happened ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:51 PM (WqPYg)

74 I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Posted by: Never heard that one at October 15, 2019 09:51 PM (1kY6V)

75 Beto discussing addictions. Talking about personal experiences right now. Being a mite selective about the personal experiences he's talking about, too.

Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 09:51 PM (Zqz9o)

76 It's a gateway drug for methadone. There's sweet, sweet graft in drug treatment programs.

There was an hour long "news" special highlighting the S-hole transformation of Seattle by the drug addicts (aka "homeless").

The last fifteen minutes highlighted a program in Rhode Island that put people on a lifetime of methadone treatments.

Apparently heroin addiction cannot be stopped, the addiction can only be transferred to a government program chemical addiction.

Cut the Sinaloa Cartel and the Chinese out, replace with rent-seekers with sweet endless amounts of tax payer money.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 09:51 PM (lD3vL)

77 What proportion of overdoses come from legal drugs, vs. illegal shit produced in China and smuggled in from Mexico?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (+nW6n)

78 Beto obviously hasn't heard of the crime and death on the winter sidewalks in Belgium for the free drugs and no repercussions from the law related to anything the addicted do to the taxpaying victims.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (VcFUs)

79 Beto just said he supported decriminalizing opiods. he just said that. These guys go from total bans, total taxes, to i guess otc use. Weird.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:50 PM (n13/j)


OTC drugs can be taxed, and OTC drug manufacturers can be contributors to the non-pro-profit of your choice!
Win-Win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (BiNEL)

80 I'm addicted to crack.

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (1kY6V)

81 When Blotto waves his hands around like that, Yang is defensively reacting like a fucking Shaolin Monk!

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (kLDv+)

82 Everything not forbidden, is now mandatory!

Posted by: Chris M at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (6XZdO)

83 Willowed:

Shiny Tits is ahead in the Drudge poll at 38%, the Asian fellow is Number 2 at 22%... Everyone else is in the single digits!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (7WaWV)

84 interesting he new she was about to ask about his health. He started to answer before she could get out the question.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (n13/j)

85 Beto discussing addictions. Talking about personal experiences right now. Being a mite selective about the personal experiences he's talking about, too.

He is obviously a tweeker.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (lD3vL)

86 knew

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (n13/j)

87 Hey Tulsi

you just think you made the stage

Posted by: CNN at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (AQBtr)

88 There was an hour long "news" special highlighting the S-hole transformation of Seattle by the drug addicts (aka "homeless").

The last fifteen minutes highlighted a program in Rhode Island that put people on a lifetime of methadone treatments.

Apparently heroin addiction cannot be stopped, the addiction can only be transferred to a government program chemical addiction.

Cut the Sinaloa Cartel and the Chinese out, replace with rent-seekers with sweet endless amounts of tax payer money.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 09:51 PM (lD3vL)

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I saw that doc.

I just, well...

*points to nic*

Major graft indeed.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (RU4sa)

89 God, how I hate the Brooklyn accent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (+nW6n)

90 Sorry, guys. I just don't have the iron will it would take to watch the debate without throwing chairs, lamps, tchotches, and small, furry things at the tv. Yes, I know that would be killing the messenger, but the XO would be seriously put out to find his beloved tv lying in pieces all over the floor.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (R5LCh)

91 thanks crazy old man

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (n13/j)

92 Did someone mention addictions?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (tGsDy)

93 Would I be wrong to suggest that this debate really could use one thing......









Surprise Anal!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (cqNba)

94 How in the shit does a public figure survive making up a fictional black man named Corn Pop?

When Biden first ran, he got busted using someone else's lines, and run out of the race on a rail for plagiarism. That's what it used to be like, you had to be on the straight and narrow on everything.

Now? After Obama and Trump? Meh, whatever, you can say whatever the hell you want, lie, smear people, invent things, straight up contradict yourself. Who cares, as long as my team wins, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (KZzsI)

95 Unfettered capitalism?

Unfettered socialism, however, is totes OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (+nW6n)

96 How in the shit does a public figure survive making up a fictional black man named Corn Pop? Serious question btw

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (ev02w)



He made it up by saying that black people need to play the record player to their kids at night so they can learn more words

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (j0/GV)

97 No Indictments
No votes
Just stay home 2020

Posted by: Local degen at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (Bf3hj)

98 Looks like I'll be cheering on the Astros against the Nationals.

Same here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (dUJdY)

99 79
non-profit

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (BiNEL)

100 Come on, as if public school hasn't screwed up the minds of young Americans enough, that idiot wants OTC opoids!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (r+sAi)

101 Democrat debate participant's evaluation

Illogical comparisons? Check

Cognitive Dissonance? Check

Projection ? Check

Inability to identify cause and effect ? Check

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

102 Looks like I'll be cheering on the Astros against the Nationals

Assuming the Astros can get past the Yankees. Yeah NYC wet itself tonight but there are two more home games over there. I'd not count them out.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (ykYG2)

103 What are the odds of Sanders stroking out before this over?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (+nW6n)

104 Beto just said he supported decriminalizing opiods

Well I mean, he doesn't want to get busted for his stash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (KZzsI)

105

C-O-R-N P-O-P-P

Corn popp do de do do de do do

https://youtu.be/92461kX3XWo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (aKsyK)

106 It's a gateway drug for methadone. There's sweet, sweet graft in drug treatment programs.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:47 PM (aS1PU)

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LOTS of insurance fraud. Here where I live "rehab homes" started popping up until they finally regulated and chased-out most. They would have a kid pet a horse and bill the parent's insurance $5000 for "equine therapy."

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (WqPYg)

107 Shiny Tits is ahead in the Drudge poll at 38%, the Asian fellow is Number 2 at 22%... Everyone else is in the single digits!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

Let a bitch cop a little underboob sweat and I get nic-named like a fvcking deplorable zealot!

Posted by: Tulsa Shony Tits at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (VcFUs)

108 I was clipping coupons and Hunter picked up my teeth and .. look .... where was I?

Posted by: Slow Joe at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (Vgeu4)

109 80 I'm addicted to crack.
Posted by: Pete Buttgig at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (1kY6V)

Rim shot...........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (aA3+G)

110 Looks like I'll be cheering on the Astros against the Nationals.

Same here.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
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Hey!!!

Posted by: bluebell at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (R6qpB)

111 Ol' Joe's got "wisdom." Who knew?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (iw59Q)

112 New York, DC, Houston. I can honestly say I am not sure which city is more liberal at this point. Ok, DC for sure, but after that, I am not so sure.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (n13/j)

113 Sock fail. I has the sadz.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (VcFUs)

114 Beto obviously hasn't heard of the crime and death on the winter sidewalks in Belgium for the free drugs and no repercussions from the law related to anything the addicted do to the taxpaying victims.

Or China's experiment with Opium.

Explains why they have decided to use Fentanyl rather than bullets in their undeclared war on the former United States.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (lD3vL)

115 Do you guys see the spinach in Steyers teeth?

Are you sure it's not a fungus?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (pPNCa)

116 Biden is proposing to do his Hindenburg impression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (+nW6n)

117 104 Beto just said he supported decriminalizing opiods

Well I mean, he doesn't want to get busted for his stash
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (KZzsI)


He jumped on that faster than Graft Hunter on his dead brother's widow.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 15, 2019 09:55 PM (jYnPD)

118 orry, guys. I just don't have the iron will it would take to watch the debate without throwing chairs, lamps, tchotches, and small, furry things at the tv. Yes, I know that would be killing the messenger, but the XO would be seriously put out to find his beloved tv lying in pieces all over the floor.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (R5LCh)


I'm not watching it because I would blow my carotid artery and make a real mess.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (aS1PU)

119
Did anyone jump start Sanders?

Posted by: YIKES! at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (t6XCL)

120 I tuned back in long enough to hear Beto say something like most Americans are good people and will turn in their ARs, and the police will go after the rest. Did I get that right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

121 Yanks are a really tough team but I don't think they can take the Astros. I don't have a dog in this hunt, so its just down to the team that annoys me least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

122 So CNN? pretty funny after all the shit coming out on them... I'm sure they already picked their winner weeks ago

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (O2RFr)

123 83 Willowed:
Shiny Tits is ahead in the Drudge poll at 38%, the Asian fellow is Number 2 at 22%... Everyone else is in the single digits!


Also willowed: Yang is being promoted by 4chan memesters who want free 'neetbux'. Not for anything he's said tonight.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (ykYG2)

124 Beto takes strong amps.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (ev02w)

125 90 Sorry, guys. I just don't have the iron will it would take to watch the debate without throwing chairs, lamps, tchotches, and small, furry things at the tv. Yes, I know that would be killing the messenger, but the XO would be seriously put out to find his beloved tv lying in pieces all over the floor.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 15, 2019 09:53 PM (R5LCh)

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That makes two of us.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (RU4sa)

126 Sorry bluebell.. American League.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (dUJdY)

127 @Jane D'oh,

How did you not spritz the monitor from lol-ing?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:57 PM (VcFUs)

128 Posted by: Pete Buttgig at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (1kY6V)
*******
actually he is addicted to Putting From the Rough

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 15, 2019 09:57 PM (BqBId)

129 Beto just said he supported decriminalizing opiods

He doesn't give a shit about opioids.

Now meth, that's another story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:57 PM (+nW6n)

130 Are the Shiny Tits calm?

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (VeVfa)

131 "100 Come on, as if public school hasn't screwed up the minds of young Americans enough, that idiot wants OTC opoids!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 15, 2019 09:54 PM (r+sAi) "



BAMN isn't just a slogan.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (wscsn)

132 "120 I tuned back in long enough to hear Beto say something like most Americans are good people and will turn in their ARs, and the police will go after the rest. Did I get that right?"

Yes. Mass arrests apparently are the solutions to many of our problems.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (iw59Q)

133 120 I tuned back in long enough to hear Beto say something like most Americans are good people and will turn in their ARs, and the police will go after the rest. Did I get that right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

Yes

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (7bcfy)

134 Back to the less stupid OC Houseives.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (ptqGC)

135 Sorry bluebell.. American League.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (dUJdY)


To me the Astros will always be National League. I reject your reality an substitute my own.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (aS1PU)

136 Joe sounds like he's shopping for a mausoleum.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (kLDv+)

137 Has anyone started bleeding from an orifice or spouting gibberish? If so I'll switch over from Rifleman, but otherwise, nah.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

138 How much would it take for me to watch those utter & complete, leftwing, hate-America AZALEAS you ask?

Well... a LOT. A helluva lot.

Posted by: mnw at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (Cssks)

139 Come on, as if public school hasn't screwed up the minds of young Americans enough, that idiot wants OTC opoids!

Let me guess, employers won't be able to test for it so stoned drivers, servicemen and decision makers will be the new normal.

I feel safer on the roads already.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM (lD3vL)

140 Well they aren't tiny bubbles

Posted by: Book 'em Dano at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (VcFUs)

141 It irritates me when they respond by first saying, "Look...."

Posted by: Buck O. Phive at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (HM6Vb)

142 Health = physical health + mental health

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (+nW6n)

143 137 Has anyone started bleeding from an orifice or spouting gibberish?

Biden

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (O2RFr)

144 Whoa I just saw an ad for diabetes medication whose side effects include severe rashes in the anus and genitals. I know diabetes sucks, but I'm guessing unpleasant dietary changes and insulin are preferable to taint hives.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (5aX2M)

145 Hey, I can see an orange dropcord running up under Bernie's suit jacket when they cut to a shot from the side.

Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (Zqz9o)

146 well someone broke into a house near me & owner scared him off, he comes here he is going to die

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 15, 2019 10:00 PM (BqBId)

147 " ... taking X-rays in the Middle East ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:00 PM (+nW6n)

148 Bunch of war mongers

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 10:00 PM (O2RFr)

149 To me the Astros will always be National League.

Yeah that still puzzles me.

I do think its kind of hilarious that they were really lousy, moved to the AL, plundered all the talent and now are in the top of the league heh. Doesn't say great things about AL owners and GMs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 10:00 PM (KZzsI)

150 145 Hey, I can see an orange dropcord running up under Bernie's suit jacket when they cut to a shot from the side.
Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (Zqz9o)


Jumper cable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:00 PM (+nW6n)

151 Corn Pop votes for Lifeguard Joe Biden!

Posted by: Alf767 at October 15, 2019 10:01 PM (idVkM)

152 "Are you sure it's not a fungus?"

No.

Pretty sure it's Steyer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 10:01 PM (cqNba)

153 I was in downtown Austin today and saw a few remaining Beto car stickers and even a yard sign that said Beto for America. All I could think is that these are not serious, criticually thinking adults.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2019 10:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

154 152 "Are you sure it's not a fungus?"

No.

Pretty sure it's Steyer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2019 10:01 PM (cqNba)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 15, 2019 10:01 PM (jYnPD)

155 I'm guessing unpleasant dietary changes and insulin are preferable to taint hives.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (5aX2M)


That would depend on how many are going to taint hives.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

156 I tuned back in long enough to hear Beto say something like most Americans are good people and will turn in their ARs, and the police will go after the rest. Did I get that right?

If they are such good people that they would obediently hand over thousands of dollars worth of rifles, why again are they not trusted with an AR-15?

Because if they don't they will just go shoot up public places out of boredom?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (lD3vL)

157 " ... taking X-rays in the Middle East ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's right, we nuked 'em

Posted by: General W.R. Monger at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (VcFUs)

158 Are we not entertained?

Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (hbeK4)

159 20 I tuned back in long enough to hear Beto say something like most Americans are good people and will turn in their ARs, and the police will go after the rest. Did I get that right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)


No mention of ghetto gangbangers, who are responsible for 98% of the problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (+nW6n)

160 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

161 Would bearded Spock attend a Brewers - Astros world series game?

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (aS1PU)

162 The takeaway I get from all this is the Dems trashed corporations incessantly but for some reason will still get their support.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (n13/j)

163 132 "120 I tuned back in long enough to hear Beto say something like most Americans are good people and will turn in their ARs, and the police will go after the rest. Did I get that right?"

Yes. Mass arrests apparently are the solutions to many of our problems.


Good citizens will turn in their 8mm Jews.

Posted by: Reinhard Heydrich at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (8erNz)

164 I do think its kind of hilarious that they were really lousy

I can remember when some fans suggested changing their name to the Houston Enrons or the Houston-We've-Got-a-Problems.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (pPNCa)

165 so, since at least a few of you have been watching this dog and pony show, anyone say or do anything worth mentioning? Biden crapped his pants, anything memorable? or just all left wing bullshit?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 15, 2019 10:03 PM (ZqRa6)

166 After this all over

Hunter is going to be qualified to serve on the Prison board

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 10:04 PM (AQBtr)

167 I'm pretty sure my law abiding husband and son aren't turning in their ARs to Preezy Beto.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 10:04 PM (ptqGC)

168 Bader can't hit a curve ball with a tennis racket.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:04 PM (+nW6n)

169 ...or just all left wing bullshit?

To ask is to answer, grasshopper.

Posted by: JQ at October 15, 2019 10:04 PM (gP/Z3)

170 Off, nasty red button sock

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 10:04 PM (VcFUs)

171 "We'll see if the other candidates bring up Graft Hunter's corruption, coke-habit, and unacknowledged bastard child, or if they're servile little bitches who immediately follow the orders of someone they acknowledge ad their superior and thereby fail the Presidential Test.

They really should: 40% of Democrat voters want Graft Hunter to be discussed" -- ace

---

So...

Have they discussed the High Plains Grifter* yet?

*H/t to the hordeling that came up with this.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 10:04 PM (RU4sa)

172 >>so, since at least a few of you have been watching this dog and pony show, anyone say or do anything worth mentioning? Biden crapped his pants, anything memorable? or just all left wing bullshit?

Warren has a glass chin on taxes, and the Ukraine justification for impeachment has no legs

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (sS+kn)

173 I think a lot of people on this forum are just contributing their opinions without any thought to the possible effects when they really show that they need to be re-educated to think the proper way.

Posted by: Lebron at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (Eicbe)

174 I was in downtown Austin today and saw a few
remaining Beto car stickers and even a yard sign that said Beto for
America. All I could think is that these are not serious, criticually
thinking adults.





Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2019 10:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

Beto has been a bit of a cult figure in Austin and El Paso. These people can be very provincial on certain things. They love Beto because they love Beto.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (n13/j)

175 All I could think is that these are not serious, criticually thinking adults.

Could be urban camo.

But then again, its Austin. Could be the psychotropics.

I'm convinced at least half the population is on some mind altering drug, both prescription and undocumented.

So many people are on anti-depressants, anti-anxiety or some other chemical substitute for a relationship with God.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (lD3vL)

176 "153 I was in downtown Austin today and saw a few remaining Beto car stickers and even a yard sign that said Beto for America. All I could think is that these are not serious, criticually thinking adults."

The emotional incontinence required to think Beto should be in the White House is hard to fathom.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (iw59Q)

177 It is sad that the killer B era of the Astros (Bagwell, Biggio, et al) never won a world series. They were really, really good back then. Like the recent Detroit team that was so amazing and just fell to pieces. Related, since Verlander was on both teams.

And I'll gladly turn in my no-AR15s that I don't own to the police if they come calling. You can have every one of the nonexistent guns I do not have.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (KZzsI)

178 All of you who are actually watching the Dem Debates. Please, don't play any drinking games. You'll die of alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (BNJRw)

179 "159 20 I tuned back in long enough to hear Beto say something like most Americans are good people and will turn in their ARs, and the police will go after the rest. Did I get that right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

No mention of ghetto gangbangers, who are responsible for 98% of the problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (+nW6n) "



In cities with major gun control laws, that have been run by demonrats since like forever.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (lD3vL) "



Stop Making Sense !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (wscsn)

180 166 After this all over

Hunter is going to be qualified to serve on the Prison board


what the Democrats did not take home from 2016 was YOU DON'T NOMINATE A FELON.

Okay, the case can be made "Oh Biden's not a felon, he's just broadly corrupt" but I would like to think enough voters would say 'Bad enough!'

Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (8erNz)

181 I claimed "Widow Hunter" Biden earlier.

I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (ptqGC)

182 173 I think a lot of people on this forum are just contributing their opinions without any thought to the possible effects when they really show that they need to be re-educated to think the proper way.
Posted by: Lebron at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (Eicbe)


Sentence feud me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (jYnPD)

183 Since Hunter is/was on the Amtrak board, should it be High *Trains* Grifter?

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (VeVfa)

184 "We need new solutions."

Care to enlighten us on what those would be?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (+nW6n)

185 That was a nice play by the shortie.
Also that bmw thunderstruck commercial reminded me of that Trump video.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (r+sAi)

186
All of you who are actually watching the Dem Debates. Please, don't play any drinking games. You'll die of alcohol poisoning.
Posted by: Puddleglum


I'm going to drink every time one of them praises Donald Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (aKsyK)

187 I'm pretty sure my law abiding husband and son aren't turning in their ARs to Preezy Beto.

I'm safe, don't personally have an AR-15s. More of a bullpup and battle rifle type.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (lD3vL)

188 Since Hunter is/was on the Amtrak board, should it be High *Trains* Grifter?
Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (VeVfa)


Holy shit.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

189 So many people are on anti-depressants, anti-anxiety or some other chemical substitute for a relationship with God.

I do think that is a serious issue with the country. People who drink tend to sober up at least part of the day and can function. But people who live constantly on drugs? What effect does that have on a society?

And I wonder, in my most conspiratorial moments, what chemicals China has been slipping into our systems through their cheap products to reduce testosterone and make us more passive?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (KZzsI)

190 Yang sounds like he wants to loot the tech and sell it to China. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (kLDv+)

191 All of you who are actually watching the Dem Debates. Please, don't play any drinking games. You'll die of alcohol poisoning.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (BNJRw)
---
I learned my lesson with the Obama-I-me-my drinking game!

I'm paying the hospital bills off slowly.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (Eicbe)

192 183 Since Hunter is/was on the Amtrak board, should it be High *Trains* Grifter?
Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (VeVfa)

---

lol

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 10:08 PM (RU4sa)

193 "We need new solutions."
...
Care to enlighten us on what those would be?


"Final"

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 10:08 PM (lD3vL)

194 I'm going to drink every time one of them praises Donald Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2019 10:07 PM (aKsyK)


A teetotaler, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:08 PM (+nW6n)

195 It irritates me when they respond by first saying, "Look...."
Posted by: Buck O. Phive at October 15, 2019 09:59 PM (HM6Vb)

I really hate that. More than half the opinion guests on Fox start their statement with "Look...."

To me it signals they haven't thought through their thoughts/comment and are trying to bs their way through.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2019 10:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

196 I'm going to drink every time one of them praises Donald Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

----

Waiter, tea for Mr. Cabot please.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

197 Eric Trump going after Hunter re Amtrak.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 10:08 PM (ptqGC)

198 My BP can't take it.

See you all in the camps on the ONT.

Posted by: JQ at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (gP/Z3)

199 BBof F'ng Joy, email me your arrival time. That coffee has got to have donuts to go with it.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (tSDXC)

200 oops, minor formatting issues there ...

anyway, bedtime at Chateau D'Eez, seeya on tha JJ thread ...

g'night, horde

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (wscsn)

201 Is Tulsi Gabbard being allowed to speak?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

202 Has anyone started ... spouting gibberish?
Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM


How could we tell?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (r6GXX)

203 178 All of you who are actually watching the Dem Debates. Please, don't play any drinking games. You'll die of alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2019 10:05 PM (BNJRw)

I'm taking a shot every time one of them says something that *doesn't* make me grind my teeth in smoldering hatred.

Sober as a Sunday school picnic.

Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (Zqz9o)

204 We need new solutions."
...
Care to enlighten us on what those would be?

"Final"
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 10:08 PM (lD3vL)

LOL

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

205 "They undermine our democracy. And that's our job, as Democrats!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (+nW6n)

206 Man, I didn't last 90 seconds of Spartacus just caring so much about gun violence that he forgot to mention the gun play of our urban youth is any part of the problem. I don't know how you guys tolerate it without going all Elvis on your TV.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 15, 2019 10:09 PM (jp0Bv)

207 Baby Shark is about to happen at Nats Stadium.

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (Yeuu4)

208 Tulsi tried to take a swipe at Warren about being more fit as CiC physically and militarily but was cut off with a commercial break.

Posted by: fly gal at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (Qh+LH)

209 149
To me the Astros will always be National League.



Yeah that still puzzles me.



I do think its kind of hilarious that they were really lousy, moved
to the AL, plundered all the talent and now are in the top of the league
heh. Doesn't say great things about AL owners and GMs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 10:00 PM (KZzsI)

========


I think the Astros also are noted for becoming the leaders in the whole "Sabermetrics" thing.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (WqPYg)

210 Most unhealthy person is Donald Trump?

He's not worried about HIV. Not everyone can say that, right Booker? Buttplug?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (+nW6n)

211 No mention of ghetto gangbangers, who are responsible for 98% of the problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (+nW6n) "

In cities with major gun control laws, that have been run by demonrats since like forever.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 10:02 PM (lD3vL) "


The real problem is very simple:

Go look up the judges that sentence Chicago criminality.

How many of them actually ensure that felons in possession of a firearm who submit subsequent crimes are guaranteed a minimum of a ten year sentence enhancement?


Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (8erNz)

212 "Minute Maid Park" was built as Enron Field. I shit you not. Minute Maid just bought the title

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

213
Has anyone started ... spouting gibberish?
Posted by: LASue


Authentic socialist gibberish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (aKsyK)

214 "201 Is Tulsi Gabbard being allowed to speak?"

Barely, but she's been mostly incoherent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (iw59Q)

215 Sure wish the Cardinals hadn't waited until the brink of elimination to rediscover their offense. Better late than never, I guess.

Posted by: Dr. T--LET'S GO CARDS! at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (2PXwn)

216 I think the Astros also are noted for becoming the leaders in the whole "Sabermetrics" thing.
Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (WqPYg)


I thought that that was the Athletics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (+nW6n)

217 I missed nearly the whole debate. I'll live to drink another day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (ptqGC)

218 And I wonder, in my most conspiratorial moments, what chemicals China has been slipping into our systems through their cheap products to reduce testosterone and make us more passive?

There are measurable quantities of ethinyl-estradiol (EE2) [the stuff in birth control pills] in our drinking water.

Put kids on a lifelong drip of estrogen and you get Millennials.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (lD3vL)

219 ONT is up!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

220 What's the deal with the baby shark?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (KA5Fy)

221 Has anyone started ... spouting gibberish?
Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2019 09:58 PM
---
Did you misspell "stopped"?

When does the debate end?

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (Eicbe)

222 The dems became the pro-war party so slowly I hardly noticed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (LxTcq)

223
"Minute Maid Park" was built as Enron Field. I shit you not. Minute Maid just bought the title
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Somebody needs to build The Teapot Dome.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (aKsyK)

224
Just in off the river - got a Sturgeon, 5 foot 100 lbs, small by local standards, but still... - did anyone American up enough to burn Joe?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 15, 2019 10:12 PM (w3OLr)

225 I think the Astros also are noted for becoming the leaders in the whole "Sabermetrics" thing.

I've seen that claimed, but it doesn't prove out in their actual play on the field or batting. The Red Sox and A's yeah. Not so much the Astros.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 10:12 PM (KZzsI)

226 Bwahahahahahah! Bloto wants to selectively break up big business. Twatter, Starbucks and Farcebook not affected.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 10:12 PM (VcFUs)

227 ONT up.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 15, 2019 10:12 PM (t6XCL)

228 201 Is Tulsi Gabbard being allowed to speak?

She supports free government-supplied Clearasil for all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:13 PM (+nW6n)

229 Uh oh. It's a bitch off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:13 PM (+nW6n)

230 I fly a lot, my dad says I should be on the board of Delta airlines! Morons get free first class upgrades and free booze. Double sky miles and no baggage fees since most of you don't travel with pants anyway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 10:13 PM (xUvz+)

231 When are we going to break up Big Stent? And level a higher tax on Big Stent?

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 10:13 PM (kLDv+)

232 Actually like how Warren just blew off Harris.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 10:14 PM (iw59Q)

233 Corn Pop is the male equivalent of ubama's 'girlfriend'. Entirely fictitious.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2019 10:14 PM (UUkQp)

234 Kamala is not coming off well. I mean, maybe she is with her voters. But she is so condescending and negative. I think she is done but who knows.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 10:15 PM (n13/j)

235 This is a ridiculous point for Kamala to press. "Waah, Twitter won't suspend Trump. Waah, Warren won't say they should." Wtf

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 10:16 PM (sS+kn)

236 I finally tuned into the debate.


Still after more than 7 minutes, no Tulsi.


I was promised glistening. Bait and switch.


It's a giant scolding instead.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

237 212 "Minute Maid Park" was built as Enron Field. I shit you not. Minute Maid just bought the title

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

Well, Bang Bros has made a $10,000,000 bid to rename the arena where the Miami Heat plays:

https://tinyurl.com/y4ewrycb

Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 10:16 PM (Zqz9o)

238 "234 Kamala is not coming off well. I mean, maybe she is with her voters. But she is so condescending and negative. I think she is done but who knows."

Warren just brushed her off like a slightly annoying fly, which is what Harris is.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 10:17 PM (iw59Q)

239 Gee, Kamala "Knows What Willie Brown Tastes Like" Harris sure is fond of suppressing speech.

Posted by: Monty James at October 15, 2019 10:18 PM (Zqz9o)

240 Haven't watched any of the Klown shows. Not watching this one. Curious, have there been any foreign policy questions.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....bobber fishing at October 15, 2019 10:18 PM (A+QX3)

241

Kamala is just an ambulatory poly-drug resistant STD.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 15, 2019 10:18 PM (w3OLr)

242 So Harris, in addition to wanting mass arrests, wants all state laws to be "pre-cleared" by the feds before it goes into effect. Fascist pig, that one, to the core.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 10:19 PM (iw59Q)

243 "You, Donald Trump, are not on the side of women."

And you, Senator, are not on the side of babies.

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 10:21 PM (sS+kn)

244 Gee, Kamala "Knows What Willie Brown Tastes Like" Harris sure is fond of suppressing speech.

She couldn't keep me down!

Posted by: Willie Brown's Brown Willie at October 15, 2019 10:22 PM (IMdOQ)

245 Brent Scher
@BrentScher
Biden just referred to people "clipping coupons in the stock market"

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 15, 2019 10:23 PM (BqBId)

246 Decriminalizing heroin. What a great idea.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (+nW6n)

Might keep Hunter Biden out of legal trouble.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 15, 2019 10:24 PM (9hauA)

247


The Mayor of South Bend is out thee talking about how he will reform the Supreme Court and depoliticize it.

Who the hell is this douchebag.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 10:26 PM (lg/F7)

248 Bang Bros Miami Heat sounds like a fun place for some sportsball action.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 15, 2019 10:26 PM (1g7ch)

249 Same with Supergirl, they really wanted it to work but its bleh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (KZzsI)

I start nodding off just looking at her. Talk about boring with no charisma.

I blame Kristen Stewart.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 15, 2019 10:26 PM (9hauA)

250 188 Since Hunter is/was on the Amtrak board, should it be High *Trains* Grifter?
Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (VeVfa)

The Plight of the Hunter

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 10:26 PM (AQBtr)

251 "245 Brent Scher
@BrentScher
Biden just referred to people "clipping coupons in the stock market"

Was that it? The nonsense was too unintelligible to understand.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 10:26 PM (iw59Q)

252 188 Since Hunter is/was on the Amtrak board, should it be High *Trains* Grifter?
Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 10:06 PM (VeVfa)


Gaslit

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 10:27 PM (AQBtr)

253 Where's Greta Thunberg-Addams on that stage? At least she was entertaining in a morbid kind of way.
Typing that, I found myself idly wondering how she'd react if Biden sniffed her braids.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 15, 2019 10:29 PM (gYKMg)

254 I thought that that was the Athletics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (+nW6n)

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They certainly pioneered it -- was that Billy Beane, as portrayed by Brad Pitt in "Moneyball?"

But I heard some commentators recently note that the Astros apparently took it to the limit and everybody else then followed. Don't know personally.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 10:29 PM (WqPYg)

255 Biden mentally is north of 100.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 10:30 PM (iw59Q)

256 She supports free government-supplied Clearasil for all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 10:13 PM (+nW6n)

Hey! She's a beautiful woman. She just has unfortunate skin.

Not all of us are blessed with good skin. E.g.,although my skin is better now, I have never been acne free since the age of 11.

OK, I know it's a joke, but I just wanted to speak for acne and pockmark-plagued babes everywhere.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 15, 2019 10:31 PM (9hauA)

257 Biden can't last in this. He is not focused enough. He didn't take Bernie on for his revolution rhetoric. He is simply no longer major league even for Demos. He should be sent down to 1a. And Bernie has no chance. Warren is the candidate it seems.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 10:33 PM (n13/j)

258 Warren cannot take a punch.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 10:33 PM (iw59Q)

259
Brent Scher

@BrentScher

Biden just referred to people "clipping coupons in the stock market"

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 15, 2019 10:23 PM (BqBId)



He...what?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 10:35 PM (ZNkX1)

260 225 I think the Astros also are noted for becoming the leaders in the whole "Sabermetrics" thing.

I've seen that claimed, but it doesn't prove out in their actual play on the field or batting. The Red Sox and A's yeah. Not so much the Astros.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 10:12 PM (KZzsI)


Respectfully, I believe you are mistaken. The Astros do more infield shifts than any other Major League team, and those shifts are based on on a batter's past peformance and the Astros gameday pitching plan for each batter. The Astros also work hard to get pitchers that have the fastest rotation on breaking pitches, and they work to get pitchers they trade for to throw more breaking pitches than those pitchers did with their previous teams. Again, data-based. Two examples for you.

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2019 10:40 PM (AMIL/)

261 chique, when I got breakouts I took bee propolis and they cleared.

Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2019 10:40 PM (eFRS+)

262 Also, Caudalie is a great skin care line from France. The foaming cleanser is the best I ever used. Awesome.

Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2019 10:44 PM (eFRS+)

263 Biden can't last in this. He is not focused enough. He didn't take Bernie on for his revolution rhetoric. He is simply no longer major league even for Demos. He should be sent down to 1a. And Bernie has no chance. Warren is the candidate it seems.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 10:33

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And Bernie is DECREPIT. I thought Harris was the one a few months back, but they've apparently settled on that shrill old white self-enriching hag, because they just can't quit Thundershart. They have a type.

My only worry at this point is a dark-horse latecomer. It can't be a white male billionaire like Steyer or Bloomberg. Oprah was promising but her Weinstein connections killed her early momentum, because they're real, and I'm sure they're fantastic.

That leaves Chewbama, and she's so monumentally, aggressively lazy that I just can't envision her doing it. Even her workshy castabout dilettante husband was a Stakhanovite by comparison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 10:46 PM (5aX2M)

264 have any called out their 'brethren' as liars as they lie? sure to be first.

If it is so, I'm poison, somehow, well then. Maybe I'm not meant for "Hi, how u durin (quick scan), maybe a different hello (salutation)

Without the vids, well, I'm lost.

There quick, complete, ahhh (nose thing)

You are certainly welcome, sir. Thank You. Have a great evening. Enjoy...

Oh, but serendipity, cbs sports thinks Perl makes me purr and so we'll see

Honest, all mighty, many sad happenings to and about Perl. Has everything just like C, but very dynamic, yay!!!

Can you keep track of your pointers and memory?

wishing BH had ever responded, so no TxMoMe, I guess. Can't get humping pizza even.



I'm the guy who picks up litter just because.

Posted by: micky at October 15, 2019 10:53 PM (vyxGD)

265 chique, when I got breakouts I took bee propolis and they cleared.
Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2019 10:40 PM (eFRS+)

Thanks for the suggestion.

Luckily, I have dark skin and it's mostly blackheads that are my problem, so it doesn't look too bad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 15, 2019 10:56 PM (9hauA)

266 Tulsi's face is SO round and SO pock marked, it looks like something that my partner Neil Armstrong would land on.

Posted by: Buzz Aldrin at October 15, 2019 11:17 PM (Xawuy)

267 I wouldn't get out too far on the "clipping coupons" limb. Bonds have what are called coupons, which are the interest rate they pay at issue vs the rate they are trading at once on the market. So if you are clipping them then you are basically collecting payments on your investments.

That is kind of an odd way to say it, but I can see it being common in certain quarters to refer to things that way. Collecting interest would have been a clearer way to put it, but not quite as cute and dismissive of people who are trying to live off their savings.

Posted by: Thatch at October 15, 2019 11:29 PM (v5Cc/)

268 Bonds used to have actual coupons you had to clip off and redeem.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 11:41 PM (n13/j)

269 I just got invited to a meet Mayor Pete fundraiser in Chicago. I fear I will have a schedule conflict and be unable to attend.

Posted by: corn and beans at October 15, 2019 11:43 PM (tkNkP)

270 Bernie's orange cord... probably a defibrillator or pacemaker

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 16, 2019 01:36 AM (ABuva)

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