Democrat Debate Thread
Plus: Joe Biden Has Ordered the Media and His Rivals Not To Bring Up the Name "Graft Hunter." Will His Opponents Be Sniveling Little Bitches and Comply?

The debate starts at 8 pm Eastern on CNN. Live feed here.

Speaking of Bloomberg and Biden: Here's Michael Bloomberg's own press outfit noting that Sheriff Joe Biden has forbidden his Democrat rivals from bringing up his corrupt, useless, coke-addled drop.

Joe Biden has a warning for his Democratic rivals as they prepare for the fourth televised debate next week: Stay away from the issue of Ukraine and [Graft] Hunter Biden.

...

An aide to Biden said that any candidate who "calls themselves a 'Democrat'" and repeats what the aide said were "discredited lies" about Biden and his son "would be making a profound statement about themselves."

We'll see if the other candidates bring up Graft Hunter's corruption, coke-habit, and unacknowledged bastard child, or if they're servile little bitches who immediately follow the orders of someone they acknowledge ad their superior and thereby fail the Presidential Test.

They really should: 40% of Democrat voters want Graft Hunter to be discussed:



One thing's for sure: None of the media moderators will bring the issue up, at least, not in any probing way. They may introduce the subject just to set up an attack on Trump for his unfair attack on this 48 year old child.

The media has followed Biden's edict that Graft Hunter must never be discussed.


Hunter Biden: The mere mention of his name seemingly triggers the vapors among cable TV hosts and their guests.

When President Trump turned to the Bidens and Ukraine in a speech, MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace cut off the coverage, declaring she had to protect the listeners: "We hate to do this, really, but the president isn't telling the truth." When Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) tried to answer a question about the Ukraine scandal by referencing the Bidens, "Meet the Press" host Chuck Todd angrily told him not to "gaslight" the nation.

The Bidens, simply, are not what well-bred people discuss in polite company, apparently. Indeed, many journalists seem to be channeling not Edward R. Murrow, the fabled CBS newscaster, but Florence Hartley, the author of "The Ladies' Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness" in 1872. Hartley warned her readers to "avoid, at all times, mentioning subjects or incidents that can in any way disgust your hearers."


For news shows on MSNBC, CNN and other cable networks, nothing is more disgusting than the mention of what Hunter Biden actually was doing in Ukraine.

...

[T]he Biden campaign has been remarkably open in demanding that news organizations stop airing interviews or publishing articles about the allegations. Instead of calling it "fake news" (which is virtually copyrighted by Trump), the Biden campaign calls such coverage "conspiracy theories."


Thus, the campaign wrote to various networks, demanding that they stop airing interviews on the scandal with figures such as Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani...

Most recently, the campaign fired off letters to Facebook, Twitter and Google, demanding that they take down Trump ads referencing the Hunter Biden contracts. This normally would be viewed as unbridled hubris and arrogance -- except that many TV news hosts are doing precisely what the campaign has demanded.

Since Jonathan Turley wrote that piece, Chuck Todd went all-in in following orders from his Fuhrer Biden:



"Viciously attacked"? I guess "pounced on" got Leveled Up.



When did Trump's kids get work from a government entity based on political conditions?

And -- what does it matter if Trump makes this charge or not. You're supposed to be non-partisan an independent -- it should be a story you look into no matter who is pushing it.

It's either true or not true. You're avoiding investigating that (because you suspect you won't like the answer) and preferring to focus on Whataboutism and Shoot the Messenger.

And, finally and most spectacularly:



By the way, "drop" is a bit of slang meaning a useless child you're ashamed to acknowledge. I think the idea is that you dropped him (gave birth) and just pretty much walked away.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM




Comments

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1 How dare you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 08:02 PM (BiNEL)

2 "Presumed innocent" not working out for ya eh fauxcahontus?

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:03 PM (t3YBx)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2019 08:03 PM (arJlL)

4 Joe does not seem to much like he would make a good Yul Brenner.

'So let it be written... wait, I can't read. So let it be said. Mmm you have nice hair little lady...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:04 PM (ycWCI)

5 Bernie's heart attack may have helped him... he's not yelling for once

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:04 PM (sS+kn)

6 How about "widow Hunter"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

7 Just because Hunter's hand has been in the till operated by his father is no reason to be mean to the poor child!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 08:04 PM (BiNEL)

8 Interesting to see that Warren led with Mueller, not Ukraine.

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:04 PM (sS+kn)

9 The MSM is the propaganda wing of the Democrat party.
Everything they do is designed to get Trump and advance the party.

Posted by: freaked at October 15, 2019 08:04 PM (Tnijr)

10 Joe's gonna blow!
Dial 911!

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (v0R5T)

11

An aide to Biden said that any candidate who "calls themselves a
'Democrat'" and repeats what the aide said were "discredited lies" about
Biden and his son "would be making a profound statement about
themselves."




Joe will shut them down like they are Corn Pop

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (6E8ha)

12 CNN + Demofascit Party Debates = Zero Ratings.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (pw+jk)

13 I wonder if Biden will challenge Trump and the moderators to a fight next year. Naked.

Posted by: Jmel at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (OeWgo)

14 Holy Shat! Top 20!

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (VcFUs)

15 "I look forward to a speedy and expeditious execution" - Bernardo Sandernista

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (t3YBx)

16 Is asking them questions that's going to cause them to all make snide, sneering faces really beneficial to any of them?

Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (pgXNG)

17 LEAVE HUNTER A LOAN!

Posted by: Slow Joe at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (oVJmc)

18 How about "widow Hunter"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Yeah, that's just gross.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (tH5fk)

19 Widow Beaver Hunter?

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM (v0R5T)

20 This is a whole lotta communist on that stage

Posted by: TehAdmiral at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (1TIUV)

21 Hey Joe, that horse is running out of the barn dragging Hunter behind him.
My bet is it's going to be Klobachar that is going to bring the attack.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (tSDXC)

22 Holy Shat! Top 20!
Posted by: BifBewalski


Don't let it go to your head.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (tH5fk)

23 Will the sniveling bitches comply?

They will take their mouths of his d*ck long enough to say "yes, my master" and then continue doing what they do best.

Posted by: shibumi at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (2KYgn)

24 They should call him Bunter Hiden. I'd ask Joe if he gets a cut from the kids graft or does he pay him in coke?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (xUvz+)

25 News media projecting much?

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (t3YBx)

26 When I was balls deep in my dead brother's widow, I thought is this wrong? And I said "FUCK NO" this is so right, it is tight!!

Posted by: The Hunter Biden at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (pw+jk)

27 "Discredited" is the new shut up.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (JoUsr)

28
Wake me when Joe starts shaking, smoking and repeats the same phrase.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:06 PM (7rVsF)

29


Joey Biden: What are talking about tonight? Is it another one of those homo debates? Jeez do we have to talk about all of that gay stuff again and I have to pretend I like that Buttplug or Booker guy...wait...the mic is on...oh....Hello. It's good to be in Chicago

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 08:07 PM (6E8ha)

30 I'd pay good money to see one of the clowndidates stroke out during the debate

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 15, 2019 08:07 PM (RKQ/v)

31 Did anyone notice Rush calling him 'Quid Pro Joe' today?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2019 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

32 Hunter Biden: used his dad's influence to secretly get jobs and graft for himself from outside interests and entities.


Trump's children: openly working for their father, directly.


Yep, absolutely equivalent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 15, 2019 08:07 PM (SIV8g)

33 They reduced the field from ten to twelve!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 15, 2019 08:07 PM (Js8Dx)

34 I literally was able to watch five minutes of that

can't do it, sorry

not made of stern enough stuff I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 15, 2019 08:07 PM (Rarvo)

35 They seem to be going in order of popularity.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (t3YBx)

36 EM-PUMPKIN FOADDY-FI !!!

Posted by: Mad Maxine at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (786Ro)

37 Nailing your brother's grieving widow is tiiiight. Just like her.

Posted by: The Hunter Biden at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (pw+jk)

38 Widow Beaver Hunter?
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM

He's the Ilhan Bromar variety. Thanksgiving must be awkward. Hey, remember when you used to bang my dead brother? Pass the stuffing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (xUvz+)

39 To be fair, we heap a lot of shame on Hunter for banging his late brother's widow, but she is not exactly Mother Teresa either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (ycWCI)

40 These people are fucking (drink!) hideously, repulsively stoopid.

Posted by: Joanne at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (A07hL)

41

Did they wheel Comrade Bernie in an iron lung?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (6E8ha)

42 Willowed from thread downstairs...

*Say what?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 07:58 PM (JoUsr)*

America still has a stockpile of Identity Politics Transgressions to atone for, and like a nut cracker, Mooch's thighs are ready to squeeze it for all it's worth. Which isn't much, but it's what their side lives for.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 07:47 PM (JoUsr)

I was eating dinner.
Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 08:02 PM (fXB+v)

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (fXB+v)

43 Please contact "Bete" (John) at Caring Bridge. He gets to go home this Saturday and hopes he can enjoy a hamburger and milkshake.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3ss6b7z

We just spoke and he seems in Good Spirits, as the treatments seem to have preliminarily accomplished what was intended versus The Nefarious Cancer.

-Fuck Cancer, *Amen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (Ckg4U)

44 Hadrian, no rest for you!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (tSDXC)

45 Do they have many sinkholes in the area where they are having the debates? I like to think there is a chance that one could open up under the stage.

Posted by: freaked at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (Tnijr)

46 KamalasuckWilliesdick: MAGA = unpatriotic

Posted by: TehAdmiral at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (1TIUV)

47 How is Klobuchar still here?

Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM (pgXNG)

48 They reduced the field from ten to twelve!
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 15, 2019 08:07 PM

So like the refs @ Green Bay last night then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM (xUvz+)

49 I literally was able to watch five minutes of that

can't do it, sorry

not made of stern enough stuff I guess
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion


inorite?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM (tH5fk)

50 Widow Beaver Hunter?
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2019 08:05 PM


Already a channel on PornHub.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM (SgjGX)

51 Amy Klobuchar has resting "I'll cut a bitch" face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

52 To be fair, we heap a lot of shame on Hunter for banging his late brother's widow, but she is not exactly Mother Teresa either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Yeah, it's just completely gross all around.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM (tH5fk)

53 My Lord, the the way that these people don't understand criteria for comparisons is just staggering!

It's quite different to use the government truncheon of power, to extract concessions from other parties. It's quite another to use the power you have in your own organization and lend that to relatives.

It's not a good question.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 08:10 PM (Eicbe)

54 Amy Klobuchar has resting "I'll cut a bitch" face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

Huh. Likely thread winner there!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2019 08:10 PM (xPJvm)

55 "Lost jobs, not gained them".

Darned facts. Always getting in the way of landing a rhetorical hit.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:10 PM (t3YBx)

56 I don't know how you guys watch those people.

Makes me itch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2019 08:11 PM (JCrfD)

57 Nailing your brother's grieving widow is tiiiight. Just like her.
Posted by: The Hunter Biden


You know they did butt stuff just to put a little extra spice on it.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:11 PM (tH5fk)

58 Beto at dinner. Holy shit. I'm losing my mind.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2019 08:11 PM (dMR4T)

59 Klobuchar is getting better press than Tulsi. Go figure.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 08:11 PM (tSDXC)

60 To be fair, we heap a lot of shame on Hunter for banging his late brother's widow, but she is not exactly Mother Teresa either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, it's just completely gross all around.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM

Out of all the millions of people they could have moved on with. Yuck, makes you wonder if they'd been banging bidens prior to departure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (xUvz+)

61 Trump has reduced employment in my family by a third!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (1kY6V)

62
I'll repeat what I said earlier today, these DC people are trailer trash who know which fork to use.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (7rVsF)

63 Buttigieg hit on the "grab them by the pussy video" and not Ukraine. Telling that no one is leading with Ukraine. Impeachment is dead unless they find something else

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (sS+kn)

64 Adding this here, since I was too late for the Portland thread. For those staying in WA state,I'd recommend you study up on how to use the Freedom of Information Act towards the bureaucrats of your choice. Because you will need it at some point, should you ever piss off one of the many bureaucrats. The stuff from DNR was interesting reading.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (JKNZq)

65 "President has left the congress with no choice. He isn't knuckling under to our constant harassment. So we need to take illegitimate steps to nullify the will of the people."

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (t3YBx)

66 To be fair, we heap a lot of shame on Hunter for banging his late brother's widow, but she is not exactly Mother Teresa either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


A grieving widow gets a bit of a pass, IMHO.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (SgjGX)

67 To be fair, we heap a lot of shame on Hunter for banging his late brother's widow, but she is not exactly Mother Teresa either.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:08 PM (ycWCI)

==
Yes but she was emotionally compromised. It just goes to show what Cunter's father taught him. You don't go for the FILL shot with a grieving widow.... even if it is your brother's wait then you especially do NOT fuck you brother's widow.


Seriously that is some depraved shit. I guess it could have been worse if he fucked his brother's under aged daughter but that is pretty fucked up And one hell of a reason to never vote the Paste Eater into preezy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (pw+jk)

68 An aide to Biden said that any candidate who "calls themselves a
'Democrat'"
and repeats what the aide said were "discredited lies" about
Biden and his son "would be making a profound statement about
themselves."


=======



Hmmm. Bernie doesn't call himself a Democrat ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (WqPYg)

69 Gabbard is the only sane one.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (t3YBx)

70 Amy Klobuchar has resting "I'll cut a bitch" face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:09 PM

I hit that.

Posted by: Al Frankennn at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (xUvz+)

71 Tulsi is by far the sanest candidate.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

72 Out of all the millions of people they could have moved on with. Yuck, makes you wonder if they'd been banging bidens prior to departure.


Announcer voice: "They were."

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (Rarvo)

73 Out of all the millions of people they could have moved on with. Yuck, makes you wonder if they'd been banging bidens prior to departure.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (xUvz+)


Beau and his wife named one of their sons Hunter

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (ZfRYq)

74 Ben Had, in case you haven't checked, you have email from nurse ratched.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

75 Tom Steyer is some kind of dresser

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (AQBtr)

76 Tulsi is by far the sanest candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)


That's what's truly frightening.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (SgjGX)

77 Well been a suckie afternoon so far. Can it get worse?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (85Gof)

78 Hunter is just living up to his name.

Fact: His first name is Robert. He could have been Bob Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

79 Is it meritorious to allow your peers to impeach your penis?

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (kLDv+)

80 "Discredited lies" about Hunter, such as the fact that he's been paid many millions of dollars by China and Ukraine for do-nothing jobs and positions, for which he had zero qualifications, because they wanted to use his name and influence to get access to crooked politicians who would do favors for them?

Or "discredited lies" about how Hunter is a whore-monger who screwed his dead brother's wife, while concurrently impregnating a much-younger Arkansas woman (and is currently running from her process server who's trying to serve him with a paternity suit)?

Or "discredited lies" about how Hunter is a coke-addled loser who got his daddy to get him waivers to get into the Navy, and then failed the piss test because he can't go 24 hours without snorting coke or smoking crack, and his first question upon visiting any new town is: "where can I buy me some crack?"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (k4dH2)

81
I saw the Banging Bidens open for Bernie's Vacation House in '84.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (7rVsF)

82 Gabbard is the only sane one.


Yeah, but, low bar

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (786Ro)

83 I want to see Joe collapse on stage and lay in a pool of his own vomit for a few seconds while all the audience members film him with their phones instead of rendering aid.

Oh, the horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (Z+IKu)

84 An aide to Biden said that any candidate who "calls themselves a 'Democrat'" and repeats what the aide said were "discredited lies" about Biden and his son "would be making a profound statement about themselves."

Yeah, they'd be saying that they weren't corrupt grifters. Is that the message, Team Biden, you were intending to send? 'Cause if not, I think your life preserver just turned to lead.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (6eEQ+)

85 77 Well been a suckie afternoon so far. Can it get worse?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (85Gof)

No matter how bad it is, it can always get worse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

86 One thing's for sure: None of the media moderators will bring the issue up, at least, not in any probing way.



=========



All questions have been pre-approved by Donna Brazile who promises not to reveal them ahead of time to any candidate.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (WqPYg)

87 Gabbard is the only sane one.
Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM

Therefore stands zero chance in the party of derp!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (xUvz+)

88

Remember back in 2016 when Bernie was tired of hearing about Hillary's emails? Probably be the same tonight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2019 08:15 PM (aKsyK)

89 Tulsi, the twit who calls her CiC a pimp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

90 71 Tulsi is by far the sanest candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

And most hittable.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

91 66 To be fair, we heap a lot of shame on Hunter for banging his late brother's widow, but she is not exactly Mother Teresa either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

A grieving widow gets a bit of a pass, IMHO.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (SgjGX)

Granted, sort of. Still, it is telling that a warning light did not go off in one of their heads 'Bad Idea!' 'Bad Idea!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (ycWCI)

92 Do we have a live EKG of Bernie's heart?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (JCrfD)

93 By the way - I finally watched the Kingsman Trump video - Har Har! Its actually pretty entertaining as far as these things go. Notice that Trump is attacked and defeats his all his enemies, vs Lib fantasy where Trump is just shot, stabbed or beheaded - just because he's Trump...the melt down of the media is retarded given the leeway they've afforded Trump assassination porn on Trump.

Posted by: Boswell at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (32YRo)

94 Tom Steyer is some kind of dresser

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (AQBtr)



Has he started to foam at the mouth yet? I swear to God, every time I see him talk it's like the end of Old Yeller

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (6E8ha)

95 85 77 Well been a suckie afternoon so far. Can it get worse?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (85Gof)

No matter how bad it is, it can always get worse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

Watch the debate.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (dMR4T)

96 71
Tulsi is by far the sanest candidate.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

Just no, on that bullshit. She's just as crazy as the rest.

Posted by: Joanne at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (A07hL)

97 I really think Beto O'Rourke sounds good here. Totally sane and 100% accurate in all of his facts.

Also, his upper lip is constantly sweaty.

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (gAMkn)

98 Is Marianne whats-her-name, the New Agey guru lady, going to be in tonight's debate, or was she shut out?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (k4dH2)

99 Not watching, but wondering how Coffeecake is holding up...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (7WaWV)

100 Who was the moderate Dem that was in the debates with Hillary last time? He sounded like an old school Dem, which is why he had no chance. They seem to have successfully purged all those types out of the party.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (JKNZq)

101 Wow ... was that a softball to Biden?

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (t3YBx)

102 Good Lord, Anderson looks older than Creepy Joe!

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (kLDv+)

103 Well been a suckie afternoon so far. Can it get worse?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:13 PM (85Gof)

No matter how bad it is, it can always get worse!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)


Every silver lining has a dark cloud.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (Ki5SV)

104 Everyone knows the Hunter shit is graft. No one gets the kind of jobs he did, paying what they did, with his complete lack of experience and expertise. There's nothing to discuss.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (H5knJ)

105 Just thinking they have created the monster in their own heads, and hopefully that imaginary monster will destroy them by being able to see they are insane.

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)

106 No matter how bad it is, it can always get worse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)


Words to live by, or at least remember. Sort of goes along with "No matter what you do, you will regret it later!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (BiNEL)

107 And most hittable.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

I dunno. Booker might be a satisfying one to punch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (ycWCI)

108
Expect many stories tomorrow about how the umpiring in the ALCS cost the Yankees Game 3.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (7rVsF)

109 Just no, on that bullshit. She's just as crazy as the rest.
Posted by: Joanne at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM

She's just better at hiding it. (like the craters on her face) Eff her too. And not in the carnal nature.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM (xUvz+)

110 I tried, but count me among those who can't watch this shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2019 08:18 PM (sWM8x)

111 71 Tulsi is by far the sanest candidate.

==
I do not understand those words in that order. With a brick, a fork, some boiling coffee?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 15, 2019 08:18 PM (pw+jk)

112 Goodbye Biden.

He's had over 6 months to prepare for this answer but couldn't manage to figure it out.

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 08:18 PM (gAMkn)

113 I hope tulsi will go after qid pro quo joe. If not ukraine how about communist china and qid pro quo joe saying communist china is not an economic threat to america after hunter gets 1.5 billion from the chi-coms. Nbna gave hunter 100,000 a year ( an anti-consumer group ) to hunter as qid pro quo joe pushed anti-consumer legislation in the senate.

Posted by: raimondo at October 15, 2019 08:18 PM (5EgAK)

114 Chuck Todd has carried a few beanbags on his chin.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2019 08:18 PM (jXrK7)

115 Tbodie, I saw your reply! I just wanted to make sure I didn't do something bad that warranted a "clean up on aisle....." Hope you choked your dinner down after that visual.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 08:19 PM (JoUsr)

116 Cooper is such a whore. He's shiving Biden while simultaneously claiming Trump is lying.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:19 PM (iw59Q)

117 Is Marianne whats-her-name, the New Agey guru lady, going to be in tonight's debate, or was she shut out?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2019 08:17 PM

You mean Mayor Pete, no he's there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:19 PM (xUvz+)

118 Huntaa!!!! Bidet: the Graft Hunter

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2019 08:19 PM (W8370)

119 There is no energy on this stage. I don't know if I can make it three hours...

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:19 PM (sS+kn)

120 Joe is staring at Bernie like he's trying to remember who he is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

121 Hunter Biden? Off limits
Bristol Palin? Politics aint beanbag

Fuck them all with the engorged flaming barbed cock of Satan

Posted by: DocJ at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (DU2N9)

122 Not watching unless the Umbrella Corporation's massive influence is discussed.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (ev02w)

123 66 To be fair, we heap a lot of shame on Hunter for
banging his late brother's widow, but she is not exactly Mother Teresa
either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD



A grieving widow gets a bit of a pass, IMHO.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 08:12 PM (SgjGX)



Granted, sort of. Still, it is telling that a warning light did not go off in one of their heads 'Bad Idea!' 'Bad Idea!'



Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (ycWCI)

===
Well she did marry one of Joey "Paste Eater" Biden sons. So the whole moral, ethical, mentally stable thing migh... probably was not there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (pw+jk)

124 Are posts disappearing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (ycWCI)

125 Insom, I have and the drool quotient is + 1,000.

The Lady is an overachiever in every sense of the word.

CBD has been alerted.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (tSDXC)

126 Free sex change operations for illegals!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

127 I literally was able to watch five minutes of that

can't do it, sorry


There's still baseball to watch even if your team isn't a contender. Any AL or NL matchup is preferable to a Dem debate.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (pPNCa)

128 Has Trump bombed them yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (W8370)

129 I'm watching a rerun of a Kojak episode. Much better than tuning in for this Insane Clown Posse full of Comrade Commies.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (JoUsr)

130 They'll start killing mics soon enough when someone deviates from the narrative.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (iw59Q)

131 We cannot in good conscience show it to you...

Now can the WH pull their press passes for censoring the President?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)

132 122 Not watching unless the Umbrella Corporation's massive influence is discussed.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (ev02w)

If ever there was a need for a zombie attack, now is it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (ycWCI)

133 125 Insom, I have and the drool quotient is + 1,000.

The Lady is an overachiever in every sense of the word.

CBD has been alerted.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (tSDXC)

Isn't she, though?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

134
Peggy Noonan.

What a waste of air.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK)

135 Marianne is out, no flower children allowed in the adult debate

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)

136 Good evening.

I'm not watching the debate. Did Tulsi oil her tits like last time? If so then I might watch the debate.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (2ucL/)

137 I've been saying for some time that the governmedia would blackball direct coverage of Trump rallies and speeches in the coming year.

Chuck Todd just announced the beginning of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (5aX2M)

138 "Politics ain't beanbag, but it isn't supposed to be this either. We
all need to play a role in not rewarding this kind of politics"


======



Nothing more inspirational to liberty than seeing such a profound defense of the 1st Amendment by a "journalist" like F. Chuck Todd.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (WqPYg)

139
Free sex change operations for illegals!
Posted by: Insomniac


Will that make them legal?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK)

140 i can't take anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

141 129 I'm watching a rerun of a Kojak episode. Much better than tuning in for this Insane Clown Posse full of Comrade Commies.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 08:20 PM (JoUsr)

Who loves you, baby?

Ever hear his spoken word song? 'Something something something But not today.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (ycWCI)

142 CNN moving on from impeachment after 20 minutes. I think the fix is in... they know it's not a winner right now

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (sS+kn)

143 Just no, on that bullshit. She's just as crazy as the rest.
Posted by: Joanne at October 15, 2019 08:16 PM (A07hL)

If they are a democrat they are crazy..

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (P4Pk9)

144 WTF is this NBA thing you guys are referring to?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (xUvz+)

145 Drink! Let me be clear!

Posted by: TehAdmiral at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (1TIUV)

146 CNN is coming for Fauxcahontas' scalp.

Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (pgXNG)

147 Go get her, Buttguy!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)

148 I get up way to early, will have to get the recap in the morning.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (ZCEU2)

149 Graft Hunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (iB1oa)

150 CNN still likes them some biden...

Posted by: Pliney at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (nzKWW)

151 WTF is this NBA thing you guys are referring to?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (xUvz+)

It is basically black guys running around in shorts, but that is not important now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (85Gof)

152 Let's see...watch the Dem debate or gargle this mug full of double-edged razor blades. I'm thinking...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

153 CNN moving on from impeachment after 20 minutes. I think the fix is in... they know it's not a winner right now
Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM

Zuckerberg is like the brother on Trading Places. Turn that thing back on! Turn it back on! I demand it! I said impeachment damnit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (xUvz+)

154 "112 Goodbye Biden.

He's had over 6 months to prepare for this answer but couldn't manage to figure it out."

Good point but Biden never was a serious contender:

1. He's white.
2. He's male.
3. He's straight.
4. He's old.
5. And he couldn't keep his graft secret.

Bloomberg will jump into the race in February.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (iw59Q)

155 Chuck Todd is a malignant cunt. 'scuse me for sayin so.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (6/uwW)

156 Beto and Buttgig are gonna pull a Justin Timberline-Janet Jackson move.

Posted by: jsg at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (1kY6V)

157 Marianne is out, no flower children allowed in the adult debate
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)
---
Well she just couldn't get it straight. The left aren't meaner. She said the right had been nice to her--and o if course that means that she was more of a closet Nazi bigot.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (Eicbe)

158 The MSM is the propaganda wing of the Democrat party.


The Democratic Party is the political wing of the Media, and the billionaires that own it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

159
I tried, but count me among those who can't watch this shit.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2019 08:18 PM (sWM8x)






Lately I've been watching youtube review vids of various nations' combat rations, both present day and old vintage stuff, which they actually EAT.

I'd rather watch some random vlogger eat rancid, 38 year old US Army MRE cheese than watch the Donks' dog and pony show "debate".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 08:24 PM (eXA4G)

160 "Hello. My first question is for the poll leaders Hillary, Michael Bloomberg, and Michael Obama..."

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2019 08:24 PM (IMdOQ)

161 Wow, the Nats are giving the business to the Cards like they have a Ukranian contract.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 15, 2019 08:24 PM (r+sAi)

162 Buttplug/Furry 2020?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (W8370)

163
Cardinals are falling apart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (7rVsF)

164 Cards defense about as effective as the GOPe right now

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (786Ro)

165 Lately I've been watching youtube review vids of various nations' combat rations, both present day and old vintage stuff, which they actually EAT.

I'd rather watch some random vlogger eat rancid, 38 year old US Army MRE cheese than watch the Donks' dog and pony show "debate".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 08:24 PM (eXA4G)

Steve1989. Love his videos.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

166 You know, if we start giving the illegals free sex changes, they might stop coming here.

Oh, you didn't mean all of them. My mistake.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (jXrK7)

167 Yes, they will comply, nobody will bring up anything that might help Trump win. They don't mind bashing each other, but they won't talk about Biden corruption because it would bring too many others down and greatly help Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (KZzsI)

168 Mayor Buttigieg and Senator Booker, what exactly are you doing later. Be specific. Don't leave out any details.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (gAMkn)

169 Buttguy just took a big bite out of Warren. She looks weak.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

170 Got Damn, let me be clear.! Drink horde!

Posted by: TehAdmiral at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (1TIUV)

171 Costs will go up for corporations

and they will of course totally absorb all of those costs

never dream of passing those on to the Merikun peeps


hardy har har

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (AQBtr)

172 When do the caregivers at the senior center bring in the after dinner pabulum?

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (kLDv+)

173 i can't take anymore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 15, 2019 08:21 PM

I'm telling you the cable access channel is way more interesting and soothing! Up next is the bell choir from the First Methodist church. They always put on an epic show!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (xUvz+)

174 > "Gabbard is the only sane one."

Compared to the others on the stage that's faint praise.

She isn't smart enough to be president of this country. Her political positions are incoherent.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (WHVt7)

175 Bloomberg will jump into the race in February.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM (iw59Q)



Hillary: He'll regret to his dying day. Which will the one after the day he announces

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (6E8ha)

176
Cardinals are falling apart.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (7rVsF)

Sigh. A lot of that going on in baseball today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (85Gof)

177 5-0 with one out in the bottom of the 1st in DC. Pitching change.

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (Yeuu4)

178 Do we have a live EKG of Bernie's heart?

We do and it's video of wind-up chattering false teeth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (HaL55)

179 Well, at least Beto didn't wear his Furry getup.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (pPNCa)

180 I tried, but count me among those who can't watch this shit.

* fist bump *

Posted by: Whitey Herzog at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (786Ro)

181
5-0, bottom of the 1st, still only one out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (7rVsF)

182 Hadrian @108

Legit complaints? Or sour grapes whining?

I didnt see the game

Posted by: DocJ at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (DU2N9)

183 the boogy man debate

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (AQBtr)

184 Joe Biden has a warning

Is Tulsi Gabbard in this debate, or is she at the children's table with Yang and Beto? Because I think she'd be good for some fireworks.

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (aKxkI)

185
Just an aside, re: Hunter and his brother's widow: that's straight out of the Old Testament, actually. (not that I think any of those twatwaffles have a clue about what's in there.)

later, horde.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (r4zXz)

186 Biden never was a serious contender:
1. He's white.
2. He's male.
3. He's straight.


The first one was negotiable with the black base of the Democrat party. He's Border South and got along well with blacks, much like Bill Clinton, and did his job alongside Obama.

Contrast with Booker, who comes off as a fruit to most blacks; and Harris, who actively hates blacks or at least acted like she did.

What has always held Biden back in politics is Biden. He's a dolt. He's always been a dolt.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

187 ITC, that's how you do succinct. Well done

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (tSDXC)

188 Gabbard is the only sane one.
---
Castro is one tall midget.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (Eicbe)

189 Beto and Buttgig are gonna pull a Justin Timberline-Janet Jackson move.
Posted by: jsg at October 15, 2019 08:23 PM

First...You cut a hole in the box...

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (xUvz+)

190 Klobuchar sounds like she's about to start crying.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (SgjGX)

191 Free Speech will not be tolerated! Ask LeBron.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (aKxkI)

192 Holy Cow, Washington up 5-0 over the Cards in the 1st.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (7ZQe3)

193 Sadly, the Cards have been really inconsistent all year; they either win like crazy or lose in a huge streak. Guess which one they're in right now?

Honestly the redbirds weren't good enough to be in the post season. It doesn't matter how uncertain the relief staff on the Nationals is, if you can't knock the starter out and get to them.

And honestly, the last half of the season, the Nationals relief staff has been pretty good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (KZzsI)

194 Meade Lux Lewis: "I tried, but count me among those who can't watch this shit."

Yeah, not watching this. I'm voting Trump 2020/2024/2028 anyway, so it's not like I need to evaluate the degree of fraud/corruption from the Democrats.

The only thing that would make this memorable and forgettable at the same time would be Hillary! parachuting in like Howard Stern's Fartman to announce her candidacy. And I wouldn't even want to watch that either. I'd especially not want to watch that, but it would put an exclamation point to the Left side of the ticket.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (6eEQ+)

195 I tried, but count me among those who can't watch this shit.

* fist bump *
Posted by: Whitey Herzog at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM (786Ro)


No shit.

Posted by: Ray Kroc at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (aS1PU)

196 Joe Biden Has Ordered the Media and His Rivals Not To Bring Up the Name "Graft Hunter." Will His Opponents Be Sniveling Little Bitches and Comply?

-------

I dunno. The Dems have decided that Biden is going down. If a buncha unconnected Morons at AoS have been able to see it for months, these candidates certainly know.

Why direct fire on a sinking ship? And open yourself up to accusations of backing a Trump talking point for no gain?

It's a liability, and pointless. The man's campaign has been obviously doomed for awhile. I'm of the opinion that he's only still in to protect his butt-baby.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (5aX2M)

197
Steve1989. Love his videos.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (NWiLs)







"Let's put this debate on a tray!"

"Nice."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (eXA4G)

198 Fauxcahontas is going to need a new head dress after this scalping

Posted by: TehAdmiral at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (1TIUV)

199 If ever there was a need for a zombie attack, now is it.


They would starve.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

200


Amy Globulecher should be in a lunch room.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (lg/F7)

201 Dang. The Nats not fucking around.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (tH5fk)

202 188 Gabbard is the only sane one.
---

less crazy, maybe

sane, IDTS

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (AQBtr)

203 Holy Cow, Washington up 5-0 over the Cards in the 1st.





Posted by: Pete Seria at October 15, 2019 08:28 PM (7ZQe3)

Yes, there are 8 innings to go, but so far this is ugly if you're a Cards fan.

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (Yeuu4)

204 Castro is one tall midget.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (Eicbe)


His great-great uncle could ride a full sized horse.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (aS1PU)

205 The Cards are playing like they have an off season date.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (r+sAi)

206 Kloby sounds like she ate too much schmundie last night

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 08:30 PM (AQBtr)

207 Taco Tuesday!
Taco Tuesday!
Taco Tuesday!
Taco Tuesday!

Posted by: Freedom Of Speech at October 15, 2019 08:30 PM (786Ro)

208 Okay, that's it for me. Trump better win or we're going to be fucked (drink!).

Posted by: Joanne at October 15, 2019 08:30 PM (A07hL)

209 Just an aside, re: Hunter and his brother's widow

"Follow The Wives" She must be their in to the Comet Pizza scene.

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2019 08:30 PM (dBiBP)

210
A pleasant evening. Her Majesty and I gorged on fat ribeyes at our favorite steak house, the Astros win and the Cards are losing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:30 PM (7rVsF)

211 Juan or Justine Trudeau-Castro?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2019 08:30 PM (W8370)

212 My perspective on the Hunter Biden Ukraine job. Whether it was legal or illegal for Hunter...meh! However it was a huge conflict of interest for Joe Biden. When Joe as VP of the US threatened to withhold $1.5 billion in U S aid unless the Ukraine Govt fired the prosecutor looking into Hunters company...whose interest was he serving? The United States? Or the Biden family? The answer is obvious to me but make your own decision.

Posted by: OscarTheGrouch at October 15, 2019 08:30 PM (UDOg0)

213 199 If ever there was a need for a zombie attack, now is it.


They would starve.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

Depends on whether they are the brain zombies or just the good old flesh zombies. When did that change? They usually do not call it out one way or another, but most zombies these days in fiction are just flesh eaters, not specifically brains, as far as I can tell.

They need Tank Abrams as a decoy. Huge and slow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (ycWCI)

214


Here comes Joe...

Public option...but here's the deal.

Plan is gonna cost at leeast 30 trillion over ten years.

We'll pay for it even though it's more than the entire budget of the US government.

5 4 7.5 percent taxes. They'll go up.

Holy fuck that made no sense at all

LOL!!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (lg/F7)

215 7-0

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (Yeuu4)

216
ITC, that's how you do succinct. Well done
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 08:27 PM (tSDXC)






*Bows extravagantly*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (eXA4G)

217 This is like a bunch of angry school teachers arguing with each other. These people are real morons.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

218 Uh oh. Sanders playing the invisible vertical piano again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (+nW6n)

219 7 runs and still the bottom of the 1st

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)

220 Easy old guy...your gonna blow a fuse

Posted by: Pliney at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (nzKWW)

221

Please Bernie, have a heart attack on national TV just so we can see what happens.

He sounds like he might!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (lg/F7)

222 Do we have a live EKG of Bernie's heart?

Funny video today from Campus Reform/ Project Veritas interviewing kids at Dartmouth where Bernie spoke, they were all pumped for Burny. They said, Bernie Sanders is a Millionaire, how much do you think he gives to charity since he talks about helping others so much? The range was hilarious, some going as high as 70%. The closest was 10%. Their faces when they told them less than 1%. whomp whomp. LOLGF

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (xUvz+)

223 Is CNN going to ask Bernie where he went to get his stent installed

Posted by: TehAdmiral at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (1TIUV)

224 What's the betting line on Bernie stroking out during this debate?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (+nW6n)

225 I honestly don't think any team in the league can beat the 'stros anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

226 Holy Cow, Washington up 5-0 over the Cards in the 1st.

Paste-eater Joe must have made a sooper-sekrit phone call to the Cards-- threatening to make Hunter their next manager.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (pPNCa)

227 'The Dems have decided that Biden is going down.'

I think you're wrong Ydice. Biden is going to be the one. No others stand a chance. Joe doesn't either unless the Dems can convince everyone that Trump is a closet furry or something.

Posted by: freaked at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (Tnijr)

228
For a paste-eater Creepy Joe is pretty smart.

IF none of the rest of the candidates go after Graft Hunter.

they have literally failed the first test of a leader,

ie. be the leader of the room in all circumstances and be cable to confront the hard choices put before you.

Do they think XI or Putin won't have forbidden topics?

Corrupt Joe has dominated the room and the others have failed.

Well played, Plugs. Well-played.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (kauXV)

229 Watching classic Top Gear on Motor Trend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (JCrfD)

230 Prevent women??

Prevent women and MEN, sexist!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (+nW6n)

231 Steve1989 has the best ration cigarette reviews. Also loved his Nazi chocolate tasting.....

Posted by: Garbone at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (sE/pW)

232 A chicken in every pot !!!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

233 Weather is looking damn good for this weekend.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (42cUh)

234


WOMEN WILL DIE THEY ARE UNDER ATTACK BECAUSE REPUBLICANS!

NOT GIVING THEM ABORTIONS SO THAT THEY WILL DIE ON PURPOSE!!

MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION!

SINIFICINT.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (lg/F7)

235 7 runs and still the bottom of the 1st
Posted by: Hands


Cripes.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (tH5fk)

236 Why do feminists ALWAYS take about their bodies??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (+nW6n)

237 Boogeyman > Healthcare Butchers

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (kLDv+)

238
They need Tank Abrams as a decoy. Huge and slow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:31 PM (ycWCI)






Rule #1: Cardio

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (eXA4G)

239 "186 Biden never was a serious contender:
1. He's white.
2. He's male.
3. He's straight.

The first one was negotiable with the black base of the Democrat party. He's Border South and got along well with blacks, much like Bill Clinton, and did his job alongside Obama.

Contrast with Booker, who comes off as a fruit to most blacks; and Harris, who actively hates blacks or at least acted like she did.

What has always held Biden back in politics is Biden. He's a dolt. He's always been a dolt."

6. He's a dolt.

This never was going to happen. Ever.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (iw59Q)

240 We now go to the 2nd inning at 7-0.

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (Yeuu4)

241 Classic Top Gear is the best. Talk about a dream job.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (jXrK7)

242 Maybe Biden's eyeballs will explode and splatter the moderators with blood and vitreous humor.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

243 Pete Buttigieg is an insufferable nerd.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (Xqo6t)

244 219 7 runs and still the bottom of the 1st
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Oh no! Our record might fall!

Posted by: The Atlanta Braves at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (sWM8x)

245 Why do feminists ALWAYS take about their bodies??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (+nW6n)


Because no one else does.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (aS1PU)

246 Whoa!! The Nats score seven runs in the bottom of the 1st inning!! This is fairy tale stuff.

Yeah, I know. Don't get cocky.

Can't help but be thrilled.

Fuck the Demonshit 'debate'.

Posted by: JTB at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (bmdz3)

247 Cardinals are falling apart.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (7rVsF)

Sigh. A lot of that going on in baseball today
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:26 PM

The Twins called, they'd like to agree and ask for another round of Tequila.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (xUvz+)

248

I WAANT A GREEN JOB, DOING GREEN STUFF.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (lg/F7)

249 235 7 runs and still the bottom of the 1st
Posted by: Hands

Cripes.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (tH5fk)


Stop the bleeding!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (+nW6n)

250 I watched 5 minutes of it. Kamala made me turn it off. A womans right to health care equals right to kill a baby. Fuck you bitch.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (dUJdY)

251 Vitreous humor is funny.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (tH5fk)

252 We need AI to create better sexbots for the people!

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (kLDv+)

253 honestly don't think any team in the league can beat the 'stros anyway

This is where Winston Wolfe drops by and warns Astros fans when is and when is not the proper occasion for mutual fellatio.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)

254 Andrew Yang does not know how to use contractions

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (sS+kn)

255 Must suck to be the lonely ignored Mogoloid Castro.....

Posted by: TehAdmiral at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (1TIUV)

256 #250 Same here. Kamala the butcher.

Posted by: lizabth at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (L3Rsz)

257 Posted by: freaked at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (Tnijr)

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From your lips to G-d's ears. Trump will burn this pathetic old hulk down to the waterline if it doesn't sink before June.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (5aX2M)

258 Because no one else does.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (aS1PU)


No one else does? Are you new here? People talk about bewbs all the time. It's an evergreen topic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (+nW6n)

259 I refuse to watch. What glorious Stalin policy are they pretending is the newest greatest idea ever tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (Z7lwY)

260


Hey Yang you're kid aint autistic, he's just stupid.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (lg/F7)

261 Yang almost sounds like a moderate Republican.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (SgjGX)

262 America almost went broke supporting the ubamas for 8 years, we can't afford biteme.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (UUkQp)

263 So why not just reduce everyones taxes by 1000/ month...

Posted by: Pliney at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (nzKWW)

264 Sex-bots uber alles?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (W8370)

265 144 WTF is this NBA thing you guys are referring to?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:22 PM (xUvz+)


Last week, an NBA manager from the Houston franchise tweeted support for Hong Kong protesters. In Houston. China saw it and screamed like a leftist on Trump's election night.

There are a couple of NBA teams travelling in China right now. The Chinese saw the tweet and went nuts, cancelling the scheduled events, business partners cancelling contracts, and making it hell.

The NBA, players, and coaches responded by slamming the Houston GM and protecting their true owners, the Chinese Government.

NIKE also covered for the NBA, since they make $40 billion a year, and the NBA stars shill for them and they also get them some mega shoe contracts.

So the NBA has been kissing China's ass and ignoring their own country's history of freedom, law, and the Constitution.

Naturally, the American Statist Press has supported the NBA and China over America.

The NBA players have been making statements that an intelligent 11th grader that has a passing grade in History would be embarrassed about.

That's the short version.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (sy5kK)

266 Joe Biden Has Ordered the Media and His Rivals Not To Bring Up the Name "Graft Hunter."

Oh, stop the circus right now! There's your candidate. The one pointing out the weak spot in his armor. Don't worry, Joe, I'm sure Trump didn't notice.

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM (jyVW0)

267 Tulsi seems pretty dumb. Not AOC-dumb, or Patty Murray-dumb, but not that bright. Not that this contrasts with any of these other nothings, none of whom would have been taken seriously for city council not that long ago.


Has Bernie yet yelled out "and I'll have a 1/4 pound of whitefish with that!"? Has he died on stage?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

268 Asshole, Yogi Berra was from St. Louis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (+nW6n)

269 A Washington/Houston World Series. What a ratings bonanza for MLB.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (7ZQe3)

270 Yang, after Kamala and Sanders, DID sound sorta more normal.

Posted by: lizabth at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (L3Rsz)

271 now go to the 2nd inning at 7-0

Not as stark as the thrashing which the Cardinals delivered to the Braves; better than the smiting which the Yanks meted out to us at home in Houston.

Not great... not terrible

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

272
Steve1989 has the best ration cigarette reviews. Also loved his Nazi chocolate tasting.....
Posted by: Garbone at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (sE/pW)








I've been saving his review of the Four Fingers of Death for a special occasion....

If you've seen it, NO SPOILERS.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (eXA4G)

273

Booker has some serious Marty Feldman eyes going on.

He's got Marty Feldman eyes....

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (lg/F7)

274 Corey Booker is white-knighting for Biden. "Elder abuse isn't going to happen on my watch!"

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (Xqo6t)

275 254 Andrew Yang does not know how to use contractions

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (sS+kn)



Are you saying he's a Soong type android with a positronic brain?

Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2019 08:37 PM (Z7lwY)

276 Asshole, Yogi Berra was from St. Louis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (+nW6n)

And Joe Garageola

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:37 PM (85Gof)

277 What's the betting line on Bernie stroking out during this debate?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM

Gas guzzling private jet is preflighted course for Cuba already plotted into the APU for that awesome socialized healthcare in case he does!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:37 PM (xUvz+)

278 236 Why do feminists ALWAYS take about their bodies??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM

Cuz nobody else wants to!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 08:37 PM (KA5Fy)

279 That man, Graft, is a baaad moth*****

I'm talking bout Graft!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 15, 2019 08:37 PM (6qErC)

280 Corporations have no loyalty to America.

But Democrats are loyal as all hell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (+nW6n)

281 236
Why do feminists ALWAYS take about their bodies??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (+nW6n)

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"Daddy issues?" -- Chris "Fredo" Wallace

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (WqPYg)

282 I'm having deja vu allover again in my mouth!

Posted by: Cory Booker at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (kLDv+)

283


Accountable capitalism, by golly.

Just give Warren a lot of money and you'll get a waiver.

She is a snakey old bat.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (lg/F7)

284 How's Furry doing?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (wiXsO)

285 254 Andrew Yang does not know how to use contractions

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (sS+kn)



Are you saying he's a Soong type android with a positronic brain?
Posted by: buzzion


Negatronic, baby.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (tH5fk)

286 Granted, sort of. Still, it is telling that a warning light did not go off in one of their heads 'Bad Idea!' 'Bad Idea!'


Isn't there some sort of rule in islam that if your brother dies, that you have to marry his widow? Maybe this is just the biden version of that.

/'I'm bummed by death, you're bummed by death, lets screw'

Posted by: shibumi at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (2KYgn)

287 268 Asshole, Yogi Berra was from St. Louis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (+nW6n)

even that dumbass had the sense to GTFO of St Louis

St Louis has lost 2/3 of it's population since 1960

Gee, I wonder why ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (AQBtr)

288 Spartacus wants to be the Bidet VP while praying Joey croaks in office.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2019 08:38 PM (W8370)

289 Are you saying he's a Soong type android with a positronic brain?
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2019 08:37 PM (Z7lwY)

That should be: 'Are you saying he IS a Soong type android with a positronic brain?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (ycWCI)

290 It's actually this simple:

Will Americans want to fuck with an economy that's good?

I'm guessing they'll say no.

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (gAMkn)

291 Andrew Yang does not know how to use contractions

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (sS+kn)

Men can have contractions too, hater!!!

Posted by: Some Democrat soyboy at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (42cUh)

292 >>> 199 If ever there was a need for a zombie attack, now is it.


They would starve.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

Brains?!

Posted by: sad zombies at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (0ReGO)

293 276 Asshole, Yogi Berra was from St. Louis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (+nW6n)

And Joe Garageola
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2019 08:37 PM (85Gof)

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Yep. You'd think the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker would know Yogi Berra was NOT from NJ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (+nW6n)

294 'Accountable capitalism'

Accountable to who?

Posted by: freaked at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (Tnijr)

295 This is a test of my backup posting plan. My main iMac is still to running Safari correctly. I can ping out, but nothing goes in. My IPO is baffled.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

296 163
Cardinals are falling apart.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (7rVsF)

164 Cards defense about as effective as the GOPe right now
Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2019 08:25 PM (786Ro)

I have the Sadz!

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (fXB+v)

297 Corey Booker is white-knighting for Biden. "Elder abuse isn't going to happen on my watch!"
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM
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Probably hoping for a VP slot.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (wiXsO)

298
A Washington/Houston World Series. What a ratings bonanza for MLB.
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM (7ZQe3)


TV execs would sacrifice young interns to Moloch for an LA-NY series.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (7rVsF)

299 Julian Castro is already creating jobs ... for the people who make boxes he can stand on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (+nW6n)

300 I WAANT A GREEN JOB, DOING GREEN STUFF.


--

"I wanna job...
I wanna job...
I wanna good job...
One that satisfies...
My artistic needs..."

Nobody but me knows what movie that's from, but you made the "song" pop into my head.



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (JoUsr)

301


Jeezus, Castro really is a commie.

Yeah, we can all build wind turbines. Everyone will be building wind turbines.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (lg/F7)

302 rhomboid: "Tulsi seems pretty dumb. Not AOC-dumb, or Patty Murray-dumb, but not that bright."

I don't think anyone is AOC-dumb - not even Mad Maxscene - so that's a false metric.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (6eEQ+)

303 Booker is going the Michele Bachman route - covering for the presumed frontrunner - except not as butch.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

304 285 254 Andrew Yang don't know how to use contractions

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (sS+kn)

FIFY

Posted by: YANG at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (AQBtr)

305 Self-serve kiosks?

Why are they there? Because you retards pushed the $15/h crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (+nW6n)

306
We now go to the 2nd inning at 7-0.

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At this rate, Max Scherzer and his human tick agent will be demanding a contract renegotiation in the middle of the game, demanding bonus money for "boredom tolerance."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (8AONa)

307 Corey Booker is white-knighting for Biden. "Elder abuse isn't going to happen on my watch!"


I think that was on an episode of King of Queens. The character played by Patton Oswalt took the Jerry Stiller character out and pretended to take care of him so he could look good to the ladies. Stiller then tried the exact same thing with HIS older friend.


/maybe Corey is trying to impress the single men out there?

Posted by: shibumi at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (2KYgn)

308 Americans like a winner. Winners don't allow the opposition to abuse their voters without PUNISHING them.
Give us indictments, or give us death.

Posted by: Local degen at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (Bf3hj)

309
I support free sex change for sex robots

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (t6XCL)

310 How do we strengthen America's bourgeosie middle class?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (+nW6n)

311 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 08:35 PM

Thanks bud. It was my attempt at sarcasm. Sorry. my bad. I got free tickets to an NBA game once. To me it was the most boring thing I have ever witnessed. To each their own I guess. But yea they really shit the crib with sucking China's wang.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (xUvz+)

312 Jeezus, Castro really is a commie.

Yeah, we can all build wind turbines. Everyone will be building wind turbines.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM
***************
Bird Killer

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (wiXsO)

313 212 My perspective on the Hunter Biden Ukraine job. Whether it was legal or illegal for Hunter...meh! However it was a huge conflict of interest for Joe Biden. When Joe as VP of the US threatened to withhold $1.5 billion in U S aid unless the Ukraine Govt fired the prosecutor looking into Hunters company...whose interest was he serving? The United States? Or the Biden family? The answer is obvious to me but make your own decision.
Posted by: OscarTheGrouch at October 15, 2019 08:30 PM (UDOg0)


Influence peddling etiquette plainly states that a politician cannot take foreign money directly from those bribing him and buying the influence.

It is well known that the politician's children, siblings, or even close personal friends are the only people allowed the payoffs.

The Bidens followed these rules, and the Press is also following these rules as they report on it. Or not.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (sy5kK)

314 The UToob MRE/ration guy is good. Talk about a weird niche that could not have existed, pre-web.


In other newz, the XD9 worked just fine with its new roll pin, installed by your own redneck gunsmith my own self. Gonna buy some extras.


Now to check Syria newz.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (QDnY+)

315 290
It's actually this simple:



Will Americans want to fuck with an economy that's good?



I'm guessing they'll say no.

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (gAMkn)

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The media will be all-in 24x7 calling the economy a "2nd Great Depression" by November 2020.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

316 Good head shakes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (+nW6n)

317 305 Self-serve kiosks?

Why are they there? Because you retards pushed the $15/h crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (+nW

Ding ding ding, they also don't sue you, call in sick etc.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (7bcfy)

318 I wanna good job..."

I want a new duck?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 15, 2019 08:41 PM (6qErC)

319 Automation? Have they got self-driving donkey carts yet for the Green Nude Eel?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (+nW6n)

320 The Hindoo, what is zir wearing? Bring me the Hindooooooo...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (7WaWV)

321 Robots need abortions too

Posted by: Buutegie at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (nzKWW)

322 255 Must suck to be the lonely ignored Mogoloid Castro.....
_______________

His face has oddly flat planes. He has the skeevy, in-bred look that suggests that too many of his forebears were screwing each other.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (k4dH2)

323 Castro looks like a pissed off beetle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (xUvz+)

324 We've never had more automation than right now in America... we've also never had more jobs than right now in America. I mean, what are we worried about?

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (sS+kn)

325 I suppose this has been posted, but just in case anyone hasn't seen it, Politico is reporting that Speaker Pelosi and Democrat leaders will reportedly hold off on a full House vote authorizing an impeachment inquiry into President Trump.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (WHVt7)

326 Influence peddling etiquette plainly states that a politician cannot take foreign money directly from those bribing him and buying the influence.



Yet a week ago or so, Alan Dershowitz said this was not illegal on Hanity's show.

Posted by: shibumi at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (2KYgn)

327 Blood in the water,Trump plane in the skyBlood in the water....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (SIV8g)

328 236 Why do feminists ALWAYS take about their bodies??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:33 PM (+nW6n)



because the men won't?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (sy5kK)

329 Jeezus, Castro really is a commie.

Yeah, we can all build wind turbines. Everyone will be building wind turbines.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM


A Great Leap Forward.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (+nW6n)

330 We might see a no hitter tonight. Besides the debate, I mean

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (7ZQe3)

331 Not watching. Anyone ask about Liz getting the tomahawk chop for having squaw in belly?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (xUvz+)

332 Gee, they're all friends. Good to know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (+nW6n)

333 Free sex for all.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (1kY6V)

334 I endorsed a sensible renewable energy plan long ago. It begins with the construction of the world's largest windfarm in the waters between Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM (JCrfD)

335 Have the Cardinals ever played this game before?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM (+nW6n)

336 325
I suppose this has been posted, but just in case anyone hasn't seen it,
Politico is reporting that Speaker Pelosi and Democrat leaders will
reportedly hold off on a full House vote authorizing an impeachment
inquiry into President Trump.




Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (WHVt7


Not terribly surprised, I can't see that they would want to open what they have to full public view - and an impeachment hearing is 'must-see-TV'.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM (SIV8g)

337 Chili-Mac is best MRE.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM (3BlqQ)

338 The media will be all-in 24x7 calling the economy a "2nd Great Depression" by November 2020.
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Totally agreed but people will hear Trump say it's good about 4000000000000000 times a day.

The fucking My Pillow guy will think he's slacking on his marketing it'll be so pervasive.

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM (gAMkn)

339
his human tick agent

Scott Boras? Perish the thought!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM (7rVsF)

340 313:

"Influence peddling etiquette plainly states that a politician cannot take foreign money directly from those bribing him and buying the influence.

It is well known that the politician's children, siblings, or even close personal friends are the only people allowed the payoffs.

The Bidens followed these rules, and the Press is also following these rules as they report on it. Or not."

Exhibit A in why the Senate doesn't want to try the case. Half of the Senate has done some variation of the same thing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (iw59Q)

341 Why do feminists ALWAYS take about their bodies??


THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Posted by: feminists at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (786Ro)

342 Not watching. Anyone ask about Liz getting the tomahawk chop for having squaw in belly?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (xUvz+)
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It fits into the wider story.

Posted by: Demedia at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (Eicbe)

343 He has the skeevy, in-bred look that suggests that too many of his forebears were screwing each other.

In Mexico, the gene pool for pure Spaniards and even for Spaniard-Aztec-noble hybrids has always been shallow.

Not that upper class twits in England can talk. Or in New England.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (ykYG2)

344 Free sex for all.

Free STDs, too.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (pPNCa)

345 Late to the party.

Is Tulsi there? Glistening?

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (VeVfa)

346 So if everyone has unions, we'll all be poor. Equally poor, so it's cool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (+nW6n)

347 The media will be all-in 24x7 calling the economy a "2nd Great Depression" by November 2020.

Jamie Fucking Dimon is already doing his part.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (42cUh)

348
His face has oddly flat planes. He has the skeevy, in-bred look that suggests that too many of his forebears were screwing each other.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (k4dH2)


Fetal alcohol syndrome

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (7rVsF)

349 Has anyone mentioned "Free Beer Fridays" yet?

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (7ZQe3)

350 333 Free sex for all.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (1kY6V)

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Man, I love this place.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (jUVms)

351 Free sex for all.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM



Legalize prostitution?

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)

352 These people on the stage are really fucking insane.

This country is lost.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (gaSfV)

353 Income inequality = incentive to get off your ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (+nW6n)

354 My husband is back there laughing his ass off at the debate.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (dUJdY)

355 Prevent women??

Prevent women and MEN, sexist!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:32 PM (+nW6n)

The prevent defense never works.

John Madden

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (fXB+v)

356 Jeezus, Castro really is a commie.

Yeah, we can all build wind turbines. Everyone will be building wind turbines.
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We're going to shift the economy toward efficiently producing 12th century technology!

--HOOOOOlian Castro

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (gAMkn)

357 Congrats to the Nationals for scoring a touchdown in the first inning.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (ykYG2)

358 Have the Cardinals ever played this game before?

Last week in the first inning of game 5 against the Braves. Then they apparently caught smallpox or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (JCrfD)

359 A stratification of bodily fluids within the union is a red flag that there are opportunities to be seized upon within the fiercely heterosexual community.

Posted by: Cory Booker at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (kLDv+)

360 Legalize prostitution?
Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)


Paid for by the government, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (+nW6n)

361 Corey Booker is white-knighting for Biden. "Elder abuse isn't going to happen on my watch!"


Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 08:36 PM


And Spartacus buries his knife deep into Biden's back.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (SIV8g)

362 1st one that promises free weed takes all 50 states.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (jXrK7)

363 291 Andrew Yang does not know how to use contractions

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:34 PM (sS+kn)

Men can have contractions too, hater!!!
Posted by: Some Democrat soyboy at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (42cUh)


No, by contractions he means the grammar technique of combing two words into one. For example:

we have ===> we've
does not ===> doesn't
I will ===> I'll

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (Xqo6t)

364 MJ: "Will Americans want to fuck with an economy that's good?

I'm guessing they'll say no."


Which is why the DNC and the MFM (BIRM) will work overtime to drive down the markets in any way possible for the next year. Trade deals? Killed. Sabotage foreign policy through Deep State? Accelerated. Manufacture domestic crisis to invent impeachment and destabilize government? Imperative.

As Bill Maher, progressive activist, said, "we" have to hope for economic pain and suffering to remove OrangeManBad.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (6eEQ+)

365 Free sex for all.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM

You couldn't pay me enough to bang your ugly ass.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (42cUh)

366


There was an evil robot on BattleStar Galactica with weird slitty eyes and a football-shaped robot head...

That's who Castro looks like. He looks a litle evil too, all greasy.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (lg/F7)

367 308
Americans like a winner. Winners don't allow the opposition to abuse their voters without PUNISHING them.

Give us indictments, or give us death.

Posted by: Local degen at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (Bf3hj)


========


I was actually thinking about this earlier today. If that were true, Trump's approval would be 80%. That used to be true, but a century of commie takeover of education has convinced at least half the country now that losing (among numerous other vices) is a virtue -- the fast-track to victimization status.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (WqPYg)

368 A billionaire class? You might like Steyer, Bloomberg, Soros etc.?

Kinda anti-Semitic, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (+nW6n)

369 Under Bush (8yrs) Family Median Income Up $400
Under Obama (8yrs) Family Median Income up $1,068
Under Trump (3 yrs) Family Median Income up $5,003

Sell some more Socialism, losers.

(Source: Sentier Research Data via Lou Dobbs)

Posted by: Steven at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (jX4uG)

370 MJ: "Will Americans want to fuck with an economy that's good?
---
I'm sorry what was the question?

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (Eicbe)

371 Steyer:

Take my money.

Please.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (iw59Q)

372 Free Tibet !

Posted by: Bernie at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (1kY6V)

373 Free sex for all.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM

Only with Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (fXB+v)

374 Greetings:

So, there's still a green light on for Hunter's (whistleblower-proof) naval career ???

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (evgyj)

375 Men can have contractions too, hater!!!
Posted by: Some Democrat soyboy at October 15, 2019 08:39 PM (42cUh)


No, by contractions he means the grammar technique of combing two words into one. For example:

we have ===> we've
does not ===> doesn't
I will ===> I'll
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (Xqo6t)

You didn't actually take that seriously, did you?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (42cUh)

376 Chili-Mac is best MRE.

I hear that the new pizza one is really good, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (KZzsI)

377 I'll just bet that Hunter is the most fun White House kid since Jack Ford. He really didn't need to listen to Plugs.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (Jj+59)

378 I have not watched a nba game in 40 years, and never been to a live one. Only nfl game was because free, in NOLA. Got near drunk, that was 35 years ago. Now I have been drunk a few times in the last 35 years but only on special occasions like the 2016 election night. That was sweet.

Posted by: Eromero at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (UUkQp)

379


are they just gonna gloss over all the Democrats going all gay just a few days ago, Joe Biden coming on to Andi Cooper?

Politics ain't beanbag like Chuck Todd says, it's all homo now.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (lg/F7)

380 What's wrong with Tom Steyer's face?

His head bounces like a bobble head.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (2ucL/)

381 eliminate or raise?

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (n13/j)

382 You didn't actually take that seriously, did you?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (42cUh)

No, of course not. That was reverse-sarcasm.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (Xqo6t)

383 Biden: "I would eliminate the capital gains tax... I mean, no, I would double it."

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (sS+kn)

384 I suppose this has been posted, but just in case anyone hasn't seen it,
Politico is reporting that Speaker Pelosi and Democrat leaders will
reportedly hold off on a full House vote authorizing an impeachment
inquiry into President Trump.




Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 15, 2019 08:42 PM (WHVt7


Not terribly surprised, I can't see that they would want to open what they have to full public view - and an impeachment hearing is 'must-see-TV'.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM (SIV8g)

Talk about a swing and a miss! The best part of this, other than them looking like clowns (again) is they are now officially the little bitch who cried wolf. Haha, your impeachment has been usurped! Assholes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (xUvz+)

385 As Bill Maher, progressive activist, said, "we" have to hope for economic pain and suffering to remove OrangeManBad.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2019 08:47 PM (6eEQ+)


It's complicated. We want the roaring economy to crash so that we can remove OrangeManBad so that the economy will become good.

Got it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (+nW6n)

386

Hunter Biden sat on a wall.

Hunter Biden had a great fall.

All the Chinese, and Ukrainian men.

Couldn't put Hunter back together again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (sy5kK)

387 Tucker is doing MeAgain a HYOOG favor.


Wonder if blood will shoot out of her eyes?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (6IpEX)

388 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (+nW6n)

389 lolgf, demonrats.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (wscsn)

390 Joe is just babbling like an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)

391


Joe's juss gonna double it! 39.5 times two, doubled!

Hunnert billion fifty hunnert million. I could go into details here. Make it clear! We are gonna raise taxes on people, and not raise taxes on everyone.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (lg/F7)

392
The prey was elusive. I worked harder for this hunt than any before. I had traveled into an Eastern European backwater seeking my quarry.

I had to spend WEEKS in a Kiev hotel blowing lines and making phone calls. Weeks. With nothing to show, and I was getting hungry for the kill. I wasn't sure I could hold out much longer.

I mean the place was five-star, and it had Russian-mafia sex slaves stacked like cordwood. But let's face it - it's no Trump Tower, and I missed the Levirate loving of my brother's wife.

It was time to pull out the stops. To chum them in, and lay in wait. So I baited the back nine at that golf course with the ultimate lure: my senile father and his Administration connections.

I knew it work. Hell, it had to. And it did. LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH.

Posted by: Graft Hunter at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (5aX2M)

393
*prancing excitedly around Joe Biden*

Hey, Joe! Joe! I done good, Joe. Didn't I do good?

I did good didn't I, Joe? Yeah, I done good. Nobody

talked about Humper, Joe! Nobody talked about your

boy, Humper! See, Joe? See? I done good!

Joe! Come back, Joe! I done good! Joe? Joe?

Yeah, I done good.

I done good.

Posted by: Cory Booker at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (kauXV)

394 Shorter Biden: $DE#%GHTRR

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:51 PM (iw59Q)

395 383 Biden: "I would eliminate the capital gains tax... I mean, no, I would double it."
Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (sS+kn)


So on average, he wouldn't change it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:51 PM (+nW6n)

396 I once engaged in the notion that Hunter wasn't a fucking cokehead.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 08:51 PM (kLDv+)

397 It's complicated. We want the roaring economy to crash so that we can remove OrangeManBad so that the economy will become good.



Good things only happen when Democrats are president.


Bad things only happen when Republicans are president.

Posted by: shibumi at October 15, 2019 08:51 PM (2KYgn)

398 388 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (+nW6n)

They are a cult similar to NXIVM.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 08:51 PM (ev02w)

399 We are going to eliminate the capital gains tax. (5 seconds later) We are going to set capital gains tax to 39.5%

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:51 PM (t3YBx)

400 Tax welfare benefits. Make the layabouts pay too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:51 PM (+nW6n)

401 Joe is past his sell by date.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:51 PM (t3YBx)

402

GIVE EVERYONE MOAR MONEY LET ME FINISH I NEED TO GIVE MOARE MONEY TO PEOPLE ORANG MAN BAD.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (lg/F7)

403 Only with Willie Brown's dick."

Down at the Crossroads?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (6qErC)

404 "389 lolgf, demonrats.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (wscsn) "


BIRM !

and will continue !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (wscsn)

405 388 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.


yep, and one is forcing my poor kid to watch this travesty and write an essay summarizing it

that's why I feel so bad about leaving but I literally couldn't watch anymore

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (Rarvo)

406 Jeezus, Castro really is a commie.



Yeah, we can all build wind turbines. Everyone will be building wind turbines.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:40 PM (lg/F7)


NOT IN MY BACKYARD!!!

Posted by: Nantucket Zombie Ted Kennedy at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (A07hL)

407

NO ONE IS SUPPORTING BIYINAIRS.

Did Warren get her face tightened up a bit? Looks less saggy.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (lg/F7)

408 The Left thinks it is a bad economy. Everyone is working at Taco Bell and working two other jobs. Even when you link to the Labor statistics showing more Biz and Professional jobs than burger flippers, they stick with the script. I blocked one of them on Facebook last night.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (JKNZq)

409
Chili-Mac is best MRE.



I hear that the new pizza one is really good, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 08:48 PM (KZzsI)

---
FNG's and their candy ass combat meals...

Ham and Mothers, bitches!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (tjNqg)

410 A Chevy Cruise?

No, I'm not going there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (+nW6n)

411 NBC will have to refrain from reporting on the rapes and sexual predations of its own employees, because their acts were so vile and disgusting that NBC cannot report it "in good conscience".

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (d9Cw3)

412 They change the subject every goddam 30 seconds. "It's not about that, it's about this!" Who can watch this shit?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (LxTcq)

413


Byuiitrjudgd is being all Presidential now.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (lg/F7)

414 Fuck schoolteachers....
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (+nW6n)

If you had seen my 5th grade teacher, Hell. Yes.

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (fXB+v)

415 Buttplug has a huge head.

I bet when he goes to bed he rests his huge head on a huge pillow.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (2ucL/)

416 Free sex for all.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (1kY6V)
*******
Hookers Hardest Hit

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (BqBId)

417 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.
---
On it.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (Eicbe)

418 It's hard not to suspect that all this talk about "billionaires" really is a dog whistle for "Jews."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (+nW6n)

419 I am getting stupider watching this.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (t3YBx)

420 Love the precision.

Why not set the capital gains rate at 39.614%?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (JCrfD)

421 Joe is just babbling like an idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM

So a Tuesday then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (xUvz+)

422 Everyone is working at Taco Bell and working two other jobs"

No funemployment?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (6qErC)

423 MBNA
Most Bidens Need Assistance

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (Jj+59)

424 415 Buttplug has a huge head.

I bet when he goes to bed he rests his huge head on a huge pillow.
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (2ucL/)


He needs it, as he gives it a lot of head.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (+nW6n)

425 Amy is about to cry

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (sS+kn)

426 The brilliant Tammy Bruce + excellence compressed which is Mike Rowe segment on Tucker is worth staying up to 11 for.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (6IpEX)

427 Go to my website number, 5150.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (1kY6V)

428 423 MBNA
Most Bidens Need Assistance
Posted by: Ass Chum at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (Jj+59)

Moron Bidens Need Assistance

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (+nW6n)

429 Why not set the capital gains rate at 39.614%?

3.1415926?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (6qErC)

430 Woohoo !

I got "comment not found" !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (wscsn)

431 417 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.
---
On it.
Posted by: Bunter Hiden at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (Eicbe)

-------

Again, I love this place.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (jUVms)

432 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "Got it?"

Entirely sensible. It's like cutting off your nose to spite your face, and then setting up an appointment with a facial reconstructive surgeon. It's a perfect plan.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (6eEQ+)

433 Rep. Matt Gaetz said tonight that the reason Pelosi is holding off on a vote for an impeachment inquiry is because the Democrats pushing a vote lack support from their own party. So it the party doesn't support it what are they doing?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (WHVt7)

434 345 Late to the party.

Is Tulsi there? Glistening?
Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (VeVfa)

She does kegels while she waits her turn.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (ev02w)

435 "418 It's hard not to suspect that all this talk about "billionaires" really is a dog whistle for "Jews.""

Yeah, there's that too. Sandernista just hired another pro-BDS twit.

Dems are the party of real anti-semitism.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (t3YBx)

436 I was born a poor black child

Posted by: Kamala at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (nzKWW)

437 Joe is just babbling like an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)


Well they always say, do what you do best

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (ISLVu)

438 If you had seen my 5th grade teacher, Hell. Yes."

Van Halen?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (6qErC)

439 Aren't Kamala's parents professionals? She never had to worry about money. She's full of it.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (sGotD)

440 425 Amy is about to cry
Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (sS+kn)

If Raccoon City had a mayor, it would be her.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (ev02w)

441 ORANGE MAN BAD!

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (t3YBx)

442 muh Buttjudge

Posted by: mikeyG at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (6IpEX)

443 What's wrong with Tom Steyer's face?



His head bounces like a bobble head.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 08:49 PM (2ucL/)

---
nothing an ice axe couldn't fix...


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (tjNqg)

444 No, they never mention funemployment. It's always people working three minimum wage jobs. While the ex-cons I know start out making at least $12 an hour. (A couple did get laid off, but one gets called back end of the month--$20 an hour as a rigger.)

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (JKNZq)

445 Free sex for all.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 15, 2019 08:43 PM (1kY6V)
*******
Hookers Hardest Hit
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (BqBId)

Damn. Wish I had said that.

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (fXB+v)

446 Klobuchars head is shaky like Kathryn Hepburn, what's wrong with her?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (7bcfy)

447 Amy is about to cry
Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM

Well, her old man was a drunk and she's polling at like 2% at best, and she'll still be ugly tomorrow so it's understandable.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (xUvz+)

448 is this a debate or personal story time. I get it, it polls well. But come on. How about talking about the Constitution and freedom?

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (n13/j)

449 Kamala Harris talking about "justice" is like a hooker lauding virginity (BIRM). What a dud she is.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (iw59Q)

450 Good Lord I dread the day these fuckers are in power again. I hope I'm dead.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (dUJdY)

451 337 Chili-Mac is best MRE.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM (3BlqQ)

---

Especially when you add jalapeŮo cheese.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (RU4sa)

452 "419 I am getting stupider watching this.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:54 PM (t3YBx) "


Snopes (*spits*) rates this as "mostly true".


lolgf, demonrats !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (wscsn)

453
More
Blow
Needed
ASAP

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (3BlqQ)

454 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.


yep, and one is forcing my poor kid to watch this travesty and write an essay summarizing it

that's why I feel so bad about leaving but I literally couldn't watch anymore
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (Rarvo)

You should just write the review for him/her.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (42cUh)

455 434 345 Late to the party.

Is Tulsi there? Glistening?
Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (VeVfa)

She does kegels while she waits her turn.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 08:55 PM (ev02w)

With that, Tulsi has my vote.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (2ucL/)

456 Kamala walked uphill both ways to embrace Willie's genitalia.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (kLDv+)

457 You should just write the review for him/her.


hahahahahahaha

no I still think college is probably a good idea at some point in the future

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (Rarvo)

458 Late to the party. streaming url? can only find garbage links so far.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (gSgAd)

459 sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM (wscsn)

405 388 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.


yep, and one is forcing my poor kid to watch this travesty and write an essay summarizing it

that's why I feel so bad about leaving but I literally couldn't watch anymore
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 15, 2019 08:52 PM
***************
If I had kids, I wouldn't leave them alone with this
Socialist propaganda.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (wiXsO)

460 450
Good Lord I dread the day these fuckers are in power again. I hope I'm dead.


You and me both, Jewells.

You and me both.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (6IpEX)

461 Is Tulsi there? Glistening?
Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 08:45 PM (VeVfa)


She proposing free dermatology care.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (+nW6n)

462 Oooh lots going on in Syria.


Though nothing that changes anything of importance.


Lots of coordination - Syria-Turkey, Russia-Turkey, US-Turkey, US-Russia. All to avoid any unfortunate incidents. Thus far, with success. Though it will remain in Kurdish militia' interest to have an incident involving our forces [pretty sure our guyz realize this and are taking no chances].


Claims that our sanctions on Turkey mainly to pre-empt congressional version, and response to killing of woman Kurdish political figure [circumstances murky/disputed, natch].


Every American nat. sec. official apart from Trump in Ankara next few days, plus Pence. Erdogan to Moscow soon - no word on his DC visit.


Russkis tossing a little dirt towards Turkey - claim they didn't/don't approve of incursion, call for limiting it geographically [to pretty much the announced limits, which is convenient].


Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (QDnY+)

463 >>Buttplug has a huge head.

I bet when he goes to bed he rests his huge head on a huge pillow.
Posted by: Robert

Or bites it.

Posted by: Aviator at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (2cuLk)

464 Jesus Christ, we still have 2/3 of this thing to go...

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (sS+kn)

465 458 Late to the party. streaming url? can only find garbage links so far.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (gSgAd)


CNN?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

466 Even Kamikaze Beto is divebombing Warren.

CNN wants her gone.

Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (pgXNG)

467 Any American with disabilities?

Look around you, Betoff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (+nW6n)

468 Ham and Mothers, bitches!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM


I'll trade you for your peanut butter and pound cake, straight up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (DMUuz)

469 Klobuchars head is shaky like Kathryn Hepburn, "

Nnnnnnorman!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (6qErC)

470 Good Lord I dread the day these fuckers are in power again.

That's the sad part, isn't it?

They will eventually win again, some day. Even if they are defeated next year, they'll never go away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (KZzsI)

471 Warren is going full "You didn't build that"

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (sS+kn)

472 463 >>Buttplug has a huge head.

I bet when he goes to bed he rests his huge head on a huge pillow.
Posted by: Robert

Or bites it.
Posted by: Aviator at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (2cuLk)


Originally, yes. Not any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (+nW6n)

473 Kamala looks like a melting candle.

Her scent would be Sage & Wispy Mothball

Posted by: Ace of Spades Entertainmment Reporter at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (gAMkn)

474 Holy spit these jokers are all doing the Monty Python 4 men from Yorkshire sitting around sharing stories about how bad they had it growing up.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (t3YBx)

475 Warren is shocked that a socialist would be called out for class warfare.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (2ucL/)

476 Warren is now saying "You didn't build that."

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (Xqo6t)

477 I'll make sure the people who have more than you will have less.

Posted by: The Entire Stage at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (1kY6V)

478 AND DIPSH!T IS GOING ALL _YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT_ LIVE ON STAGE.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (t3YBx)

479 A chance != success

The Cardinals had a chance to win the playoff series. And you see what's happening.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (+nW6n)

480 474 Holy spit these jokers are all doing the Monty Python 4 men from Yorkshire sitting around sharing stories about how bad they had it growing up.


LUXURY!

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (Rarvo)

481 Remember when universal childcare meant parents?

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (n13/j)

482 Even Kamikaze Beto is divebombing Warren.

CNN wants her gone.
Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM
**************
Wait... I thought she was the chosen one.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (wiXsO)

483 Take a letter, Secretary Castro.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (+nW6n)

484 Disabilities? Stand up! Stand up if you have a disability! Let 'em see you!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (786Ro)

485 Klobuchars head is shaky like Kathryn Hepburn, what's wrong with her?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM (7bcfy)
*******
Probably Anxiety

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (BqBId)

486 Speaking of which...how does Schiff sleep without breaking his neck-stalk?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (tH5fk)

487 477 I'll make sure the people who have more than you will have less.


Sounds great to us!

Posted by: DivorcedWineMomsOfAmerica at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (Rarvo)

488 Warren is marginally more articulate than Biden and she's still incoherent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (iw59Q)

489 476 Warren is now saying "You didn't build that."
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (Xqo6t

I'm thinking I should add all the police and firemen to my 401k plan, I didn't know they helped.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (7bcfy)

490 MRE cherry nut cake ftw. Good shit, that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (3BlqQ)

491 They will eventually win again, some day. Even if they are defeated next year, they'll never go away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (KZzsI)
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We should hold out for somebody from the brain trust of the People's Republic of California.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (Eicbe)

492 Warren represents capital flight and that ain't happening.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (tSDXC)

493 The grocery list:

Tortillas
Salsa
...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (+nW6n)

494 >Buttplug has a huge head.



I bet when he goes to bed he rests his huge head on a huge pillow.

Posted by: Robert



Or bites it.

Posted by: Aviator at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (2cuLk)

---
funny that: by now you'd think he was used to anal, or at least expect it...


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (tjNqg)

495 Liked the jambalaya MRE best myself, but I was an occasional consumer, not regular.


HDRs are actually pretty good, probably because rations like that lend themselves well to things like lentil stew.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (QDnY+)

496 well post if anything notable happens. I ain't gonna watch this mess.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

497 Hannity - MASSIVE
BREAKING NEWS

*yawn*
Sean, have you heard the tale of the "little boy who cried wolf?"

Posted by: mikeyG at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (6IpEX)

498 You should just write the review for him/her.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 08:57 PM (42cUh)

=========


Heh. Just print out and turn in this comment thread.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (WqPYg)

499 v

Biden is the chosen one, and she's in the way. And they believe polls so they think she's the leader, so they go after the leader.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (KZzsI)

500 I picked a bad night to make "tax" the drinking word.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (n13/j)

501 Castro: "I don't want to come up short."

Too late.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (+nW6n)

502 Everyone was in Vegas, apparently.

Showgirls and slot machines (but I repeat myself).

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (2ucL/)

503 Booker: "Can't we all just get along?"

Like, what's the point of having a debate, then?

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (sS+kn)

504 481 Remember when universal childcare meant parents?
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:00 PM (n13/j)

It still should be.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (7bcfy)

505 Booker's "can't we all get along?" screams he's out soon.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (iw59Q)

506 So they are really just talking about raising taxes and how poor they were as children? Thanks for taking it for the team.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (r+sAi)

507 Warren is now saying "You didn't build that."
---
I'm pretty sure she originated that message.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (Eicbe)

508 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker is angling for the VP slot with Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (+nW6n)

509 Buttplug has a huge head.

Pfffft. Piker.

Posted by: Adam Impeanchem Foty Fi Schiff at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (xUvz+)

510 how does Schiff sleep without breaking his neck-stalk?

He has to have some kind of cradle, like those ancient Egyptian beds with the head rest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (KZzsI)

511 Holy spit these jokers are all doing the Monty
Python 4 men from Yorkshire sitting around sharing stories about how bad
they had it growing up.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 08:59 PM (t3YBx)

Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox
at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues.
We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four
hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we
got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

Posted by: Joey B at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (2N7oZ)

512 *Even Kamikaze Beto is divebombing Warren.

CNN wants her gone.
Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 08:58 PM (pgXNG)*

Snopes rates this as false, no video proof.

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (fXB+v)

513 Booker is done, Biden and Bernie are low energy, Warren is surprisingly vulnerable... Mayor Pete is about to have a surge in the polls

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (sS+kn)

514 We have the highest levels of child poverty because we keep importing millions of poor immigrants.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (SgjGX)

515 Fuck you, Booker Telling other candidates it's not okay to criticize each other's ideas is bullshit.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (Xqo6t)

516 The violence of child poverty? Is there any other violence in the ghetto that might warrant mention? Hmmm?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (+nW6n)

517 We should hold out for somebody from the brain trust of the People's Republic of California.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (Eicbe)

We did give you all Reagan.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (7bcfy)

518 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.

----

DJG - when I come to power, the first order of business after the Enabling Act will be the schoolteachers. Not the journalists. Not the judges. Not the legislators. Not the intelligence agencies.

Them.

They've done the most damage. And they've achieved the crippling blow by striking at the innocent. They. Must. Pay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (5aX2M)

519 I was born a poor black child...

Posted by: Every Democrat on Stage at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (gAMkn)

520 Time for my lunch nap, but y'all are more entertaining.

So carry on.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (42cUh)

521 I know it will shock the better sort around here, but I always liked ham and mf'ers.

I've even cooked up a big batch of it when Mrs Eez isn't home ...

Add some corn, ... ham & succotash is pretty decent.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (wscsn)

522 FNG's and their candy ass combat meals...

Ham and Mothers, bitches!


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2019 08:53 PM (tjNqg)


My favorite!

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (A+M5E)

523 Klobuchars head is shaky like Kathryn Hepburn, what's wrong with her?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 08:56 PM
Well the Loon is our state bird, how fitting.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (xUvz+)

524 FTS.

ima go start some charcoal, drink canoe sex beer and cook dinner...

see ya on the ONT!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (tjNqg)

525 Liz Warren went to a showing of Joker. Joker killed her.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (Eicbe)

526 why does biden insist on repeating the lame "beat him like a drum" thing?

I'd love to see that zombified car salesman beat a drum IRL - can't even imagine him doing it, unless he used his dick to frottage the thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (Rarvo)

527 "513 Booker is done, Biden and Bernie are low energy, Warren is surprisingly vulnerable... Mayor Pete is about to have a surge in the polls"

Someone parachuting in seems more plausible each day.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:05 PM (iw59Q)

528 517 We should hold out for somebody from the brain trust of the People's Republic of California.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (Eicbe)

We did give you all Reagan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (7bcfy)


the majority of the American population was not yet born the day that Reagan left the White House.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 09:05 PM (sy5kK)

529 Warren is marginally more articulate than Biden and she's still incoherent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (iw59Q)



Words of pale faces not her native language. Her learnum to speak heap many pale face words but prefer language her people. If she can ever figure out who they are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 09:05 PM (ISLVu)

530 Booker's "can't we all get along?" screams he's out soon.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:02 PM (iw59Q)

So he's channeling Rodney King now?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:05 PM (42cUh)

531 DJG - when I come to power, the first order of business after the Enabling Act will be the schoolteachers. Not the journalists. Not the judges. Not the legislators. Not the intelligence agencies.


Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

they are the bane of my existence as a parent

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 15, 2019 09:05 PM (Rarvo)

532 MRE cherry nut cake ftw. Good shit, that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (3BlqQ)

dehydrated pork patty followed by cherry nut cake.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

533 This is not a debate, it's a therapy session for a bunch of knuckleheads..

Posted by: IrishEi at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (sGotD)

534 ew

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (RU4sa)

535 The MRE ham loaf was like cat food. I liked the pork patty though. Must have had 792% of your daily value in sodium, but why not!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (xUvz+)

536 Oh my, a commercial from Ron Reagan, lifelong atheist, for the freedom from religion coalition or whatever.

It makes me sad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (7bcfy)

537 "518 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.

----

DJG - when I come to power, the first order of business after the Enabling Act will be the schoolteachers. Not the journalists. Not the judges. Not the legislators. Not the intelligence agencies.

Them.

They've done the most damage. And they've achieved the crippling blow by striking at the innocent. They. Must. Pay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (5aX2M) "



You got my vote !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (wscsn)

538 He has to have some kind of cradle, like those ancient Egyptian beds with the head rest.

Halo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (HaL55)

539 We should hold out for somebody from the brain trust of the People's Republic of California.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 09:01 PM (Eicbe)

We did give you all Reagan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (7bcfy)

What has he done for us lately?

/s

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (42cUh)

540 ECB, I forgot to tell you there is a mystery guest that is coming to the MoMe. If you guess, don't say it!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (tSDXC)

541 Mayor Pete is about to have a surge in the polls

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (sS+kn)

========


"I rate this as mostly true!" -- Obligatory Shep!

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (WqPYg)

542 Well the Loon is our state bird, how fitting.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (xUvz+)


You should share that with California. It should be our state bird too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (+nW6n)

543 Harvey Weinstein sexually harassed Liz Warren, because it fits into the larger story.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (Eicbe)

544 Cards defense has been suspect all year, nothing new.
How bout that mirror image Braves first inning .. damn I am loving this ..

Posted by: chimichango at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (B+t5k)

545 Someone parachuting in seems more plausible each day.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat



Geronimo !!!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)

546 "518 Fuck schoolteachers. Most of 'em are leftist nitwits.

----

DJG - when I come to power, the first order of business after the Enabling Act will be the schoolteachers. Not the journalists. Not the judges. Not the legislators. Not the intelligence agencies.

Them.

They've done the most damage. And they've achieved the crippling blow by striking at the innocent. They. Must. Pay."

Absofuckinglutely. Burn every building, salt the ground, and make the ex-teachers learn to code.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (iw59Q)

547 Chili-Mac is best MRE.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2019 08:44 PM



My people call it Chilli-Mac...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (7WaWV)

548 When do the candidates start opening their kimonos?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (pPNCa)

549 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker took it on down to the violence inherent in the system for those who are victims of child poverty.

This is some weapons grade Democrat. Magnificent!

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (kLDv+)

550 If elected President I will put price controls on movie tickets and popcorn and a 50% surtax on income above $1 million from entertainment labor .

Posted by: MAGA at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (I5LRE)

551 When do the candidates start opening their kimonos?
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM

Only Tulsi please.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (xUvz+)

552 540 ECB, I forgot to tell you there is a mystery guest that is coming to the MoMe. If you guess, don't say it!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (tSDXC)

---

Oh reaaaaally?

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:09 PM (RU4sa)

553 When do the candidates start opening their kimonos?


::ears perk up::

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:09 PM (tH5fk)

554 Longtime Kurdish allies.

Correction: we have NO allies. We have client states, and some client groups.

Each one of which is thrilled to watch us come a-cropper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:09 PM (+nW6n)

555 Mayor Pete is about to have a surge in the polls
Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (sS+kn)

I don't want to hear about Buttfuckajudge's surging pole, thankyouveddymuch!

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 09:09 PM (2ucL/)

556 The MRE ham loaf was like cat food.


========



I've been tempted to try some cat foods ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)

557 SMH, it's somebody that you know too!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (tSDXC)

558 Absofuckinglutely. Burn every building, salt the ground, and make the ex-teachers learn to code.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (iw59Q)


After they build the Great Dignity Canal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (+nW6n)

559 "524 FTS.

ima go start some charcoal, drink canoe sex beer and cook dinner...

see ya on the ONT!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (tjNqg"


There speaks the voice of wisdom !



Canoe sex ?

Memories of the Boundary Waters !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (wscsn)

560 ECB, I forgot to tell you there is a mystery guest that is coming to the MoMe. If you guess, don't say it!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM (tSDXC)

Thank you for overestimating my intelligence!

If I come up with a guess I'll email you.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (42cUh)

561 Joe is just saying somewhat relevant words now. There doesn't appear to be any particular order.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)

562 Biden's eyes look like an old dog that has cataracts on its eyes. His teeth freak me out.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (7bcfy)

563 Weird Al did something similar to Python's Yorkie sketch with "When I Was Your Age". Around the same time there was an SNL sketch "That was the way it was and WE LIKED IT".

There were comments at the time that Weird Al likely had seen the Python sketch, at least. Similar structure.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)

564 Commercials on CNN:

Refinance your student debt, professional victim!

Alzheimer's is some shit, yo send money.

Atheists need money. Send money.

My bedroom just got redone cuz this website!

Keep update on fake impeachment with the straight shooters at CNN!

Tells you a lot about their voters.

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (gAMkn)

565 We did give you all Reagan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:03 PM (7bcfy)


Thank-you!

the majority of the American population was not yet born the day that Reagan left the White House.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 09:05 PM (sy5kK)


Dammit!

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (fXB+v)

566
"I've spent thousands of dollars in the Situation Room"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (K28Rw)

567 They lost their lives.

Kinda like our guys in Benghazi, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (+nW6n)

568 Any questions on border security, illegal aliens voting or reparations?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (wiXsO)

569 Absofuckinglutely. Burn every building, salt the ground, and make the ex-teachers learn to code.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (iw59Q)


And by code you mean dig canals

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (ISLVu)

570 Cat food is the nastiest thing ever.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (tH5fk)

571 Wait... did Biden just start saying he'd say to Assad... but corrected to say "Turkey" instead? Very confusing.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 09:11 PM (Xqo6t)

572 Well the Loon is our state bird, how fitting.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:04 PM (xUvz+)

You should share that with California. It should be our state bird too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:07 PM

Well I do enjoy listening to them (not the libs) something so soothing about getting to the cabin and hearing them the first time in the spring. Just something about it. I won't hear them for 6 months now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:11 PM (xUvz+)

573 Gabbard is pissing on CNN, media, Biden, hahahahaha.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:11 PM (iw59Q)

574 Biden's eyes look like an old dog that has cataracts on its eyes. His teeth freak me out.



Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (7bcfy)


A side affect from all the paste.

Posted by: Joey B at October 15, 2019 09:11 PM (2N7oZ)

575 I had a turkey sandwich for lunch. The gravy was salty and shameful.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at October 15, 2019 09:11 PM (kLDv+)

576 Tulsi Gabbard: Tanned, oiled, rested and ready.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 09:11 PM (2ucL/)

577 "What would I do? I'd X-ray the shit out of the Turks. And lose their films. That's what I'd do!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:11 PM (+nW6n)

578 Go Tulsi Go!!!! Joke em if they cant take a f*ck

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (t3YBx)

579
Tulsi Gabbard names everyone who has Kurdish blood on their hands except the Turks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (K28Rw)

580 Spaghetti and Meatballs MRE was good, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (3BlqQ)

581 536
Oh my, a commercial from Ron Reagan, lifelong atheist, for the freedom from religion coalition or whatever.



It makes me sad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (7bcfy)


============


Dennis Prager read William Barr's speech at Notre Dame law school defending religious freedom and especially the destruction that has followed in the wake of the decline of Judeo-Christianity in The West -- from this past weekend; it was amazing. Was hoping Ace would have a post up about it ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (WqPYg)

582 Biden's eyes look like an old dog that has cataracts on its eyes. His teeth freak me out.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM

Him and Nancy got their dentures mixed up after a hot oral session in her office this afternoon. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (xUvz+)

583 More head shakes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (+nW6n)

584
Absofuckinglutely. Burn every building, salt the ground, and make the ex-teachers learn to code.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:08 PM (iw59Q)

------

You misspelled "shovel."

Posted by: Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (5aX2M)

585 Boo cards scored

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (KA5Fy)

586 We have no allies.

None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (+nW6n)

587 > "We did give you all Reagan."

>>"What has he done for us lately?
/s


I'm inclined to cut Reagan some slack now.

Besides, if Trump can came anywhere near delivering on his stated goals, he'll be a greater president than Reagan anyway.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (WHVt7)

588 Him and Nancy got their dentures mixed up after a hot oral session in her office this afternoon. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (xUvz+)

Ewww

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (7bcfy)

589 Mayor Pete is about to have a surge in the polls"

So, new staffing?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (6qErC)

590 569:

Salt mines aren't readily available in most places.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (iw59Q)

591 Home run Cards. So there's that.

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (786Ro)

592 "We need to get ISIS out of Iraq. So I'm calling for them to be allowed to immigrate here!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (+nW6n)

593 We have no allies.

None.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Poland?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (tH5fk)

594 Honestly, the Syria line of attack is going to be funny if they push it in the general and Trump simply points out that Obama is the one who got us tangled up in that mess.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM (SgjGX)

595 "We can't bomb Turkey, then what would we do for Thanksgiving???"
--AOC, probably

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM (KZzsI)

596
Graaaaaaaaaft Hunnnnnnnnnnnnter!

Fine, Joey Paste Eater: what about the $900K Burisma forwarded to you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

597 Buttplug is a fag and he talks about shame??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM (+nW6n)

598 One nice thing about this church, it has some really comfy couches.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM (42cUh)

599 "
Well I do enjoy listening to them (not the libs) something so soothing about getting to the cabin and hearing them the first time in the spring. Just something about it. I won't hear them for 6 months now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:11 PM (xUvz+) "




Yeah, we get the cranes here ... same thing, go to sleep at night listening to them ... wake up, hear them start up again ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM (wscsn)

600 Cali gave us Reagan and NYC gave us PDJT.

Irony thy name is politics.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (tH5fk)

601 I heard geese flying south tonight. Scwak, skwak. Winter is coming and I'm glad I'm not losing iq points watching the debate. I have alcohol for that.

Posted by: Infidel at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (m+0jM)

602 Good Evening Hordelings.

Have they slit each other's throats yet?


Posted by: ALH at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (f7Tfe)

603 Poland?
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (tH5fk)/i]

Maybe, but even then, when self-interest aligns with support, you have to assume self-interest is the motivation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (+nW6n)

604 Ewww
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (

Doesn't my premptive self denunciation absolve me?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (xUvz+)

605 Mayor Pete is about to have a surge in the polls"

His boyfriend has that effect on him.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (42cUh)

606 93 We have no allies.

None.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Poland?
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (tH

Peruvia?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (7bcfy)

607
By the way, Joey Paste Eater, you haven't won anything yet, so let's not attempt to throw your weight around, shall we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (pNxlR)

608 As much as Hannity annoys me. He's on fire tonight

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (PkVlr)

609 None of these complete idiots is a match for the God Emperor. The 'superdelegates' and the big money need to find someone not on this stage.

Michelle Obama is lazy and a moocher, also vulnerable to the Cristina Kirchner charge that her candidacy is Argentine-tier bullshit. Bloomberg's name is mud in any state with a sizeable rural population.

It might have to be Oprah.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (ykYG2)

610 Hillary is winning this shirt show.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (ev02w)

611 588 Him and Nancy got their dentures mixed up after a hot oral session in her office this afternoon. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (xUvz+)

Ewww
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (7bcfy)

---

Hubs just asked me why I'm making a face like I want to puke.

Showed him the comment.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (RU4sa)

612 Because Democrats are all about keeping their word.

Ask the Ukrainians about that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (+nW6n)

613 Peruvia?
Posted by: CaliGirl


Hot ass chicas.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (tH5fk)

614 I say again: we have NO allies. Not a one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (+nW6n)

615 I've got a buddy who is a Cubs fan. Gave him shit after NLDS.

I have not spoken to him since.

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (fXB+v)

616
Oh my, a commercial from Ron Reagan, lifelong atheist, for the freedom from religion coalition or whatever.

It makes me sad.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:06 PM (7bcfy)



Ron Reagan?

Speaking of daddy issues...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 09:17 PM (eXA4G)

617 What country in the world would trust the word of a Democrat?

Seriously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:17 PM (+nW6n)

618 I say again: we have NO allies. Not a one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Greenland?

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:17 PM (tH5fk)

619 "
I'm glad I'm not losing iq points watching the debate. I have alcohol for that.

Posted by: Infidel at October 15, 2019 09:15 PM (m+0jM) "


Amen to that.

*hoists stein*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:17 PM (wscsn)

620
Hillary is winning this shirt show.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM (ev02w)


I've got great tits.

Posted by: Hills at October 15, 2019 09:18 PM (2N7oZ)

621 Turkey is a delicious entree we traditionally serve every Trumpsgiving!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 15, 2019 09:18 PM (kLDv+)

622 An American resident journalist.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:18 PM (+nW6n)

623 After they build the Great Dignity Canal.



Where the living will envy the dead, and eat them.





I miss motherfucking Palp.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 09:18 PM (yQpMk)

624 Are the dems now the neocons? Very confused.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 09:18 PM (Xqo6t)

625 I'm particularly impressed that at the very moment Republicans have decided they'd rather not die overseas the Democrats promise to send them back into combat.

That's poor timing.

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 09:18 PM (gAMkn)

626 Yeah, we get the cranes here ... same thing, go to sleep at night listening to them ... wake up, hear them start up again ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM

Cranes made a yuge comeback here a few years ago, same with trumpeter swans (MAGA!) the cranes sound like I picture terydachtyls sounding Where I hunt is a massive population of trumpeters in the fall. They literally squawk all morning.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:18 PM (xUvz+)

627 618 I say again: we have NO allies. Not a one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Greenland?
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:17 PM (tH5fk)


Antarctica. Maybe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (+nW6n)

628
How many of you quisling, jelly-spiked crapweasels would ask Congress to declare war in order to deal with the Kurdish question?

None of you? Then STFU and STFD.

By the way, since you're not willing to do your damn jobs in that respect, how many of you are leaving Congress at your next opportunity?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (pNxlR)

629 595 "We can't bomb Turkey, then what would we do for Thanksgiving???"
--AOC, probably
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM (KZzsI)

Already a meme.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (jYnPD)

630 These dumb shits would never protect our own border.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (7bcfy)

631 I'm particularly impressed that at the very moment Republicans have decided they'd rather not die overseas the Democrats promise to send them back into combat.

Draft the liberals and send them over there. The worst thing that happens is they win.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (+nW6n)

632


Globulechar: things about Turkey, he messed it up, holding the bag, think about the nuclear. part of a pattern.

Hey lunchlady, what would YOU do you moron.

Holy fuck.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (lg/F7)

633 Nurse, my bucket list is you, SMH and me sitting down over drinks.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (tSDXC)

634 If I was president, veteran status is an acceptable credential for teaching K through 12. I call this act "Would you like to know more?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (LxTcq)

635

Dennis Prager read William Barr's speech at Notre Dame law school defending religious freedom and especially the destruction that has followed in the wake of the decline of Judeo-Christianity in The West -- from this past weekend; it was amazing. Was hoping Ace would have a post up about it ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (WqPYg)

-------

He needs to shit or get off the pot.

There is an interstate/international violent organization out there frequently denying Americans their basic civil liberties.

Posted by: MAGA at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (I5LRE)

636 Hubs just asked me why I'm making a face like I want to puke.

Showed him the comment.
Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2019 09:16 PM

My bad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (xUvz+)

637 Did she just say dude gotta go?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

638 This debate, much like the earlier ones, are the reason for the term "shit show."

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (jUVms)

639 Kamala is an awful candidate. Annoying as fuck.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (Xqo6t)

640 I'm getting the impression that they don't like Donald Trump.

He's probably blubbing in the White House as we speak.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (+nW6n)

641 "617 What country in the world would trust the word of a Democrat?

Seriously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:17 PM (+nW6n) "




Wow.

I can't think of anywhere that genuinely stupid.

lolgf, demonrats !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (wscsn)

642


Kamaly: Donald Trump sellin' people out.

LOL

I can just see Don sitting there going What the Fuck?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (lg/F7)

643 624 Are the dems now the neocons? Very confused.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 09:18 PM (Xqo6t)

They always have been. It's all theater with Republicans.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (ev02w)

644 I don't mean to be cruel but Castro looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (7bcfy)

645 591 Home run Cards. So there's that.
Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2019 09:13 PM (786Ro)

3 runs in 4 games. Sounds like the NL Central in October

Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (ABjxW)

646 630 These dumb shits would never protect our own border.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (7bcfy)

Of course not. That's where their biggest voting block comes from.

Posted by: ALH at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (f7Tfe)

647 Speaking of "running free," how about all the wetbacks running free IN THE UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (+nW6n)

648

I literally dont trust a thing this greasy weasel says, he is all oily and weird.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (lg/F7)

649 Why do they suddenly give two shits about the Kurds? Like Turkey hasn't been treating their Kurds like shit for years. And need I mention the fact that not a single fucking soul backed Iraqi Kurdistan when they tried to gain independence.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (2ucL/)

650 563 Weird Al did something similar to Python's Yorkie sketch with "When I Was Your Age". Around the same time there was an SNL sketch "That was the way it was and WE LIKED IT".

There were comments at the time that Weird Al likely had seen the Python sketch, at least. Similar structure.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)

----------------------------

The SNL sketch was Dana Carvey's Grumpy Old Man on the Weekend Update

"Back in my day...."

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (CAJOC)

651 I bet China would trust the word of a Democrat.

Not sayin, just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (tH5fk)

652 "635

Dennis Prager read William Barr's speech at Notre Dame law school defending religious freedom and especially the destruction that has followed in the wake of the decline of Judeo-Christianity in The West -- from this past weekend; it was amazing. Was hoping Ace would have a post up about it ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (WqPYg)

-------

He needs to shit or get off the pot.

There is an interstate/international violent organization out there frequently denying Americans their basic civil liberties.

Posted by: MAGA at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (I5LRE) "




This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (wscsn)

653 Work with our allies ... who won't do shit, except maybe say "Yeah, go for it," and then when we do, crap on us for doing so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (+nW6n)

654 >>He needs to shit or get off the pot.

IG report comes out Friday... which makes me nervous. You put out stuff on Friday when you want to bury it in the news cycle. I think a whitewash is coming

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (sS+kn)

655 "631 I'm particularly impressed that at the very moment Republicans have decided they'd rather not die overseas the Democrats promise to send them back into combat.

Draft the liberals and send them over there. The worst thing that happens is they win."

They all would be against the war they started in their second campaign and the propaganda outlets would applaud their consistency.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (iw59Q)

656 "Back in my day...."



and we were grateful!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (yQpMk)

657
Amen to that.

*hoists stein*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers

cheers.

These people are insane.
Can't imagine what the 2024 debates will be like.

*shivers*

Posted by: Infidel at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (m+0jM)

658 At this point, I'd support carpet bombing the Kurds. So annoyed by this over the top demagogery.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (Xqo6t)

659 Him and Nancy got their dentures mixed up after a hot oral session in her office this afternoon. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM


I'm here to eat paste and chew gum, and I'm all out of gums.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (DMUuz)

660 "How many of you quisling, jelly-spiked crapweasels would ask Congress to declare war in order to deal with the Kurdish question?"

Amazing to see Democrats cheering to start a land war in Asia

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (b/qdX)

661 They always have been. It's all theater with Republicans.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (ev02w)


Dude, that's my paycheck.

Posted by: Jonah G. at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (2N7oZ)

662 Ah, but pogey bait will always be better than an MRE. ESP when ya got a nice heater working in your tank.

Posted by: morigu at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (Eu98u)

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (2ucL/)

664 "I tried, but count me among those who can't watch this shit."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2019 08:18 PM (sWM8x)

Know thine enemy.
Watching on CNN...my TV is crying

Posted by: boynsea at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (Fks5r)

665 586 We have no allies.

None.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (+nW6n)

Yep. Wish more people would come to that conclusion rather than worshipping other countries.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (ev02w)

666 Damn.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (2ucL/)

667 When is the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker going to come out (?) for government-supplied Truvada?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (+nW6n)

668 I bet China would trust the word of a Democrat.

Not sayin, just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:21 PM (tH5fk)


Democrats stay bought.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (aS1PU)

669 629
595 "We can't bomb Turkey, then what would we do for Thanksgiving???"

--AOC, probably

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:14 PM (KZzsI)



Already a meme.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (jYnPD)


==========


There's a photo out there of some Lefty protestor holding a sign -- presumably photoshopped, or a conservative troll -- that reads "Stop Killing Ducks to Make Duck Tape!"

That's AOC-worthy ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (WqPYg)

670 630 These dumb shits would never protect our own border.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (7bcfy)


After we repeal O-care, we're getting right on that. Promise.

Posted by: Your GOP at October 15, 2019 09:24 PM (QDnY+)

671 666 Damn.
Posted by: Robert


Bob's your Devil.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:24 PM (tH5fk)

672 CNN feed keeps cutting out..
but to a man.. Trump is crazy on foreign policy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:24 PM (438dO)

673 h, but pogey bait will always be better than an MRE. ESP when ya got a nice heater working in your tank.


Gedunk and pogey bait!

Posted by: boynsea at October 15, 2019 09:24 PM (Fks5r)

674 Yep. Wish more people would come to that conclusion rather than worshipping other countries.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (ev02w)


Dang.

Posted by: Liechtenstein Friends League at October 15, 2019 09:24 PM (2N7oZ)

675 "649 Why do they suddenly give two shits about the Kurds? Like Turkey hasn't been treating their Kurds like shit for years. And need I mention the fact that not a single fucking soul backed Iraqi Kurdistan when they tried to gain independence."

Not a one of them, except maybe Gabbard (oddly), has the balls to admit Turkey is a genocidal Muslim shithole that shouldn't be in NATO, and all ISIS has to do is cross the southern border they want open.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:24 PM (iw59Q)

676 665 586 We have no allies.

None.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:12 PM (+nW6n)

Yep. Wish more people would come to that conclusion rather than worshipping other countries.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (ev02w)


Me too. We have only interests. As they do. When their interests align with ours, they're our friends. When they don't they're not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (+nW6n)

677 ORANGE MAN BAD

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (t3YBx)

678 Joe Biden - ISIS is coming here!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (438dO)

679 If Kamala is the candidate, she can count on one black person voting in the whole of America 2020 - Kanye West.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

680 There's a photo out there of some Lefty protestor holding a sign -- presumably photoshopped, or a conservative troll -- that reads "Stop Killing Ducks to Make Duck Tape!"

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (WqPYg)


Ha. Ha. Ha.
Everybody knows that duck tape is for fixing ducks.
Duh!

Posted by: AOC at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (aS1PU)

681


Here comes Beato with that weird mouth of his.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (lg/F7)

682 He needs to shit or get off the pot.



There is an interstate/international violent organization out there frequently denying Americans their basic civil liberties.

Posted by: MAGA at October 15, 2019 09:20 PM (I5LRE)

=========


Agreed. I'm very disappointed that AG Barr clearly sees the corruption but appears to be slow-walking it or making some futile attempt to save the lost reputations of the various Deep State agencies.

Posted by: ShainS at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (WqPYg)

683 Oh, we have quite a few allies.


"Allies" defined thusly: "they'll always be there when they need us"



Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (QDnY+)

684 ISIS *IS* here you brainless twit. They've been crossing the southern border for a while now.

OMfG.

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (t3YBx)

685 ORANGE MAN BAD
Posted by: Vlad


That's cheating.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

686 Joe needs Graham cracker and a warm glass of milk.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (kLDv+)

687 These dumb shits would never protect our own border.

They strangle our energy sector with regulations but actively promote energy production in Ukraine. What's wrong with this picture?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (HaL55)

688 I had a chicken sandwich once. Does that qualify me to be a participant in the Demoncrat clown-fest also ????

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (qM84C)

689 Dang.
Posted by: Liechtenstein Friends League at October 15, 2019 09:24 PM (2N7oZ)/i]

This just in: Liechtenstein promises to come to America's defense if/when we're attacked.

They'll supply some pastries, or something. Maybe cuckoo clocks. I dunno.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (+nW6n)

690 Nothing appeals to voters like speaking Spanish in the middle of an answer about Russia and Syria

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (sS+kn)

691 Beto - Russia is invading us because of Orange Man Bad!!1!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (438dO)

692 Democrats stay bought.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:23 PM (aS1PU)


They got educated.

Posted by: Lebron J. at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (2N7oZ)

693 Here comes Beato with that weird mouth of his.



You cannot convince me that he isn't familiar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (yQpMk)

694 he thought a grade school Spanish line would mean something ranting about Russia?

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (n13/j)

695


We need more friends that like us more than they do now. Beato can do that for us.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (lg/F7)

696 679 If Kamala is the candidate, she can count on one black person voting in the whole of America 2020 - Kanye West.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

Nope. My Club 85 coworkers will vote for whoever the nominee is, even if it's Satan.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (42cUh)

697 Amazing to see Democrats cheering to start a land war in Asia

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (b/qdX) [i/]

Only until they can figure out a way to blame Republicans for making them start it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

698 This is so weird.

They've discovered Bill Kristol's foreign policy from the late 90s early 2000s.

Posted by: MJ at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (gAMkn)

699
Miley and I got interested in the difference between "grift(er)" and "graft(er)".

There is a certain semantic difference. I still don't understand it well enough yet to try to explain it. But it's interesting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (NMAzL)

700 WHY AM i WATCHING THIS SHIT?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (438dO)

701 Soldiers on the Syria-Turkey border, but not on the US-Mexico border. What brilliance of these nabobs !!!!

Posted by: James at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (qM84C)

702 Joe Biden - ISIS is coming here!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM
***********^^
Then build the wall and secure the F'n border.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (wiXsO)

703 OH here we go.. the climate crisis. Jesus...

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

704 ooops.. caps lock

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (438dO)

705 Ron Reagan?

Speaking of daddy issues...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 09:17 PM (eXA4G)

------

I had a thought (I know -I'll try not to hurt myself) about these 2nd-generation cucks like him and Kristol and Goldberg and Podhoretz and Buckley.

Their parents were of the elite. But they ACHIEVED that status at a time when the commanding heights of the culture were still in play. These people were fighting to keep them, but the advantage was shifting to the Left.

And when the Left prevailed... these runts, men who are dwarfed by their legacy, chose to side with the enemy, rather than lose their status as elites.

Pale shadows of their fathers. Pathetic. Sad!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (5aX2M)

706 Oh, we have quite a few allies.

"Allies" defined thusly: "they'll always be there when they need us"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (QDnY+)


Exactly. What would they do for us? What HAVE they ever done for us?

QED.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (+nW6n)

707 who is this guy Steyer, did he crash the debate?

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

708 Does steyer have spinach in his teeth?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (7bcfy)

709 Amazing to see Democrats cheering to start a land war in Asia
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 15, 2019 09:22 PM (b/qdX)

-------------------------------------

Next thing ya know, they'll be going in against a Sicilian...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (CAJOC)

710 Nurse, my bucket list is you, SMH and me sitting down over drinks.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:19 PM (tSDXC)


On a pay per view channel, that would handily pay for the next TXMoMee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (BiNEL)

711 Oh, we have quite a few allies.

"Allies" defined thusly: "they'll always be there when they need us"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2019 09:25 PM (QDnY+)


We have a lot of allies in the ghetto. As long as the EBT cards get re-upped every month.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (+nW6n)

712 Miley and I got interested in the difference between "grift(er)" and "graft(er)".



A grifter is running a con. A grafter is taking money.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (yQpMk)

713 I am all for ridding the Gov't of corruption but one must carefully dismantle the structure.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (tSDXC)

714 We have more important things to discuss at this clown fest like LBQRTDFBJIORESA equal rights !!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (qM84C)

715 WHY AM i WATCHING THIS SHIT?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM
**********
To report to those of us with a weak stomach.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (wiXsO)

716 708 Does steyer have spinach in his teeth?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (7bcfy)


It's the Green New Deal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (+nW6n)

717 What would they do for us? What HAVE they ever done for us?

England used to be, they were there for us when we needed to fight, they helped us with info and resources, etc.

But these days? I don't think even the English can count on England any longer. Its not impossible for them to claw back but it will take doing things that I doubt they have the pills to do, any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (KZzsI)

718 WHY AM i WATCHING THIS SHIT?


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (438dO)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Cardinals Fan at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (2N7oZ)

719 ooops.. caps lock
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:28 PM (438dO)

I thought it was appropriate.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (42cUh)

720 I feel like I'm watching the Party of Lebron.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 09:30 PM (kLDv+)

721 Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup -- it's not just for breakfast anymore!

Posted by: Thorvald at October 15, 2019 09:30 PM (DMUuz)

722 Ask my daughter who's she's doing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:30 PM (+nW6n)

723 "690 Nothing appeals to voters like speaking Spanish in the middle of an answer about Russia and Syria

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (sS+kn) "



He went to the trouble of memorizing it, had to work it in somehow !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:30 PM (wscsn)

724 Test

Posted by: Gonzotx at October 15, 2019 09:30 PM (eQh3B)

725 Here we go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (+nW6n)

726 A little over two week until Brexit. I am oddly excited. I assume that Trump will offer Boris a free trade deal on November 1st.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (yQpMk)

727 Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup -- it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Posted by: Thorvald at October 15, 2019 09:30 PM

You stole my childhood! How dare you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (xUvz+)

728 They strangle our energy sector with regulations but actively promote energy production in Ukraine. What's wrong with this picture?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 15, 2019 09:26 PM (HaL55)

They're getting, either directly or indirectly, beaucoup graft from Ukraine energy companies. So to them it makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

729 Heh, IMAO on twitter reacting to Ron Reagan's bizarre ad:

"Who could be watching that debate and not thinking hell is real?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (KZzsI)

730 Molon freaking labe

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (t3YBx)

731


Andi sounds so manly.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (lg/F7)

732 Hrothgar, I have had an inspiration and I have something special for Daughter H.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (tSDXC)

733 Beto is talking about taking our guns again.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (7bcfy)

734 Ask my daughter who's she's doing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:30 PM (+nW6n)

You want to know?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (42cUh)

735 Beatoff isn't answering the question.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

736 Good question, Anderson.. he won't answer it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (438dO)

737 I gotta piss.

Umm...

Never mind.

Posted by: Bernie at October 15, 2019 09:32 PM (1kY6V)

738 ]There is a certain semantic difference. I still don't understand it well enough yet to try to explain it. But it's interesting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (NMAzL)


I've been trying to figure that out myself. I'm thinking graft is the product ($$$) of a grifting operation (run by grifters), but I have not done the etymology research! It is worthy of study, though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

739 I expect you to lose you damn dummy.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:32 PM (n13/j)

740 I'm assuming no ones brought up Hunter?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:33 PM (O2RFr)

741 Geez.. Anderson actually asking an itelligent question.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2019 09:33 PM (dUJdY)

742 Beto believes Americans will follow the law and turn in their guns.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)

743 /stupid sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 15, 2019 09:33 PM (aS1PU)

744 How will that weapon be taken mr Beanto? By force?

Isn't this EXACTLY the reason the 2nd amendment exists?

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:34 PM (t3YBx)

745 Could somebody ask Biden if he wanted the Ukrainian prosecutor fired for not being tough on corruption why did his replacement shut down the investigation into his son's company within six months of taking over.

Posted by: MAGA at October 15, 2019 09:34 PM (I5LRE)

746 Hrothgar, I have had an inspiration and I have something special for Daughter H.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2019 09:31 PM (tSDXC)


She made me proud today, she asked how to comment on the blog, so she is lurking! I am a happy father!
I sent her a copy of the clues to AoS survival.
I'll tell her about your post!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

747 This is bullshit.

Gun violence is basically down to our melanin-enhanced friends, whose weapons are not obtained legally.

You don't think the Bloods and the Crips are going to queue up to turn in their illegal weapons, do you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:34 PM (+nW6n)

748


Hey idiot Pete, the guns on the street sure as shit arent hunting rifles you loser.

Never want to talk about the cities...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:34 PM (lg/F7)

749 WHY AM i WATCHING THIS SHIT?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM
*********
So I don't have too??

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 15, 2019 09:34 PM (BqBId)

750 Someone piss test Beto.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:34 PM (iw59Q)

751 Anyone going after Joe is going to have to go through me!

Posted by: Cory Spartacus Booker at October 15, 2019 09:34 PM (DMUuz)

752 The Donk debate: Too many dwaves, no Snow White.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru)

753 2 Beto believes Americans will follow the law and turn in their guns.

Over my, I mean your, dead body Beto

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (O2RFr)

754 Booker has a point. Why are they giving so much time to dumb frat boy beto?

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (n13/j)

755 >>ISIS *IS* here you brainless twit. They've been crossing the southern border for a while now.
OMfG.




San Bernardino shooters, Pulse night club shooter, and Pam Geller's would-be assassins say, "Hi, stupid Democrats!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (bDqIh)

756 I hate to say this, but if anybody at all is winning out of this freak show, it's Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (pgXNG)

757 Beto believes Americans will follow the law and turn in their guns.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)


Is it a "law" if it violates the 2A?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

758 Beto believes Americans will follow the law and turn in their guns.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)

That is not, nor will it ever be, THE law. No matter what they "pass."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (42cUh)

759 Beto needs to go. And so does Buttplug

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (t3YBx)

760 I'm assuming no ones brought up Hunter?

Apparently Anderson Cooper started with it, declaring him exonerated and unfairly attacked so lets move on and not mention this ever again

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (KZzsI)

761 These fuckers are whacky

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 09:36 PM (AQBtr)

762 You stole my childhood! How dare you!

Thorvald left out those other staples of a Minnesota "hot dish" supper: green bean/cream of mushroom soup casserole and 4 flavors of Jello salad.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2019 09:36 PM (pPNCa)

763 What about people who've lost people due to DUI you beta male?

Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:36 PM (t3YBx)

764 Apparently Anderson Cooper started with it, declaring him exonerated and unfairly attacked so lets move on and not mention this ever again

As expected

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:36 PM (O2RFr)

765 The Donk debate: Too many dwaves, no Snow White.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru)


To be fair, there are a couple of witches!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:36 PM (BiNEL)

766 444: While the ex-cons I know start out making at least $12 an hour. (A couple did get laid off, but one gets called back end of the month--$20 an hour as a rigger.)

That's racist! Assuming they're black just because they're ex-cons!

Posted by: Brain Dead White Knighting Millennial at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (6K3U5)

767 Yikes! Cards have 3 on base and no outs, EEK!!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (KA5Fy)

768 Grump I'm fairly sure Boris knows he'll have a very sweet deal to be made - they talk a fair amount. But wondering if Boris will be able to deliver. His Hungarian veto appears unlikely to be there to help him.


I'm fairly unimpressed with all the eastern European EU members, the adults of the group, for not announcing they'd do a veto-block on any extension - guess they're just too exposed at this point .... but hey, why not a big Visegrad trade deal on the table to provide them liquid courage in defying Berlin?


Hmm, when was the last time we were talking about eastern Europeans defying Berlin??


Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

769 "Porkchop" has transitioned to "Shahhad."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (iw59Q)

770 I hate to say this, but if anybody at all is winning out of this freak show, it's Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Allie at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (pgXNG)

That's depressing. If he were to win the presidency though, he would be the second homosexual president in the last 12 years.

Posted by: WOPR at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (J70i0)

771 shhhhh

Spartacus is speaking

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (AQBtr)

772
The Donk debate: Too many dwaves, no Snow White.


Mayor Buttplugg is there tonight, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

773 Pet peeve: referring to Buttplug as "Mayor," Betoff as "Congressman," and Biden as "Mr. Vice President."

They no longer hold those positions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (+nW6n)

774


These lunatics create these bizarre doomy scenarios just so they can prance around like showgirls preening about how good they are.

LOL. What a bunch of assholes.

Here comes Booker lying about assault rifles. He just doesn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (lg/F7)

775

This debate is actually a meeting of Liars Anonymous.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (sy5kK)

776 Graft Hunter is still missing.

Welcome, Emolument Hunter!

That's exactly what it is when China and Ukraine pay the father through the son.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (Ndje9)

777 Millions of Americans ... are afraid of people ... who look just like me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (+nW6n)

778 >> I've been trying to figure that out myself

Graft is the older term, with the ill-gotten gains meaning appearing in the mid 19th century. Grift came a little later, start to appear at the turn of the 20th century.

There's sort of a Venn diagram of the two you could make, and I'm still not sure of that. They do intersect, but I'm not sure if grift is entirely contained within graft.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (NMAzL)

779 "769 "Porkchop" has transitioned to "Shahhad.""

Or is that "T-bone" or "Pop Corn?"

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (iw59Q)

780 Pet peeve: referring to Buttplug as "Mayor,

Oh, I thought he was still Mayor

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (O2RFr)

781 "But these days? I don't think even the English can count on England any longer."

We can count on the English, but not London.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (w/Ql0)

782


Yeah, let's get some fucking gangbangers to license their weapons, you babbling boneheaded dumbass.

Wow.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (lg/F7)

783 The winner tonight is the same person who has won every Democrat debate this year.

Donald.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)

784 >>They no longer hold those positions.

Buttigieg is still mayor of South Bend

Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (sS+kn)

785 boyfriend loophole?

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (n13/j)

786 759 Beto needs to go. And so does Buttplug
Posted by: Vlad at October 15, 2019 09:35 PM (t3YBx)


BetoPlug

hey, I like it

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (AQBtr)

787 Lol gf. "Mandatory buy'back.'

F@ck off!

Posted by: Rex B at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (Z2UTo)

788 Oh, I thought he was still Mayor
Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (O2RFr)/i]

You may be right. But the others ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (+nW6n)

789 The bass solo starts on comment 1001.

Posted by: zombie Entwhistle at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (DMUuz)

790 I lived in TX from 1968-1984. It's where I grew up. Dallas was still the wild Wild West. We hit 100,000 population in 1979. I remember it.

There is nothing more I would love than to meet Ben Had, Tx MoMe morons and Insom and have a drink.

Y'all save my sanity every freaking day. All y'all.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (PkVlr)

791 Thank god we don't have a national police force. Sheriff's are not going to enforce gun confiscation. At least not in Idaho.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (gSgAd)

792


When I see this psycho lunchlady, I think she will fuck everything up that she touches.

WE NEED TO GET STUFF DONE NOW.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (lg/F7)

793 Buttigieg is still mayor of South Bend
Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (sS+kn)

is the South Bend some kinda bottom move ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (AQBtr)

794 Remember, these debates aren't talking to you. They aren't for you. They aren't campaigning to win you over.

This is them trying to win their base 30% or so of America, to earn the votes and affections of the far crazy left. Truth, facts, reason, constitution, logic, and reality are irrelevant here. Only whether or not you can get fundamentally unbalanced, intellectually and emotionally immature people to vote for you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (KZzsI)

795 "783 The winner tonight is the same person who has won every Democrat debate this year.

Donald."

Yep. Outside the DailyKos, most of this word salad is seen as the thin gruel it is.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (iw59Q)

796 So my theory that n. graft is the result of a successful v. grift might be close?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

797 I think of grift as scamming someone, while graft is just plain theft.

Posted by: Chris M at October 15, 2019 09:41 PM (6XZdO)

798 I thought graft was the kickback from an overpaid govt contract and grift was from a con.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 15, 2019 09:41 PM (r+sAi)

799 We need a Banjos for Assault Rifles Exchange Program!

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2019 09:41 PM (kLDv+)

800 791 Thank god we don't have a national police force. Sheriff's are not going to enforce gun confiscation. At least not in Idaho.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (gSgAd)

They're not going to do it here either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2019 09:41 PM (7bcfy)

801 7-4

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2019 09:41 PM (Yeuu4)

802 789
The bass solo starts on comment 1001.

Posted by: zombie Entwhistle at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (DMUuz)


Before or after the drum solo?

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (VeVfa)

803 "794 Remember, these debates aren't talking to you. They aren't for you. They aren't campaigning to win you over.

This is them trying to win their base 30% or so of America, to earn the votes and affections of the far crazy left. Truth, facts, reason, constitution, logic, and reality are irrelevant here. Only whether or not you can get fundamentally unbalanced, intellectually and emotionally immature people to vote for you."

Agreed but these soundbites will prove valuable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (iw59Q)

804
Buttigieg is still mayor of South Bend
Posted by: where's the whiskey at October 15, 2019 09:39 PM (sS+kn)

Phrasing.

Posted by: jsg at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (1kY6V)

805 I don't know why they even have these things. The dem base would vote for unidentifiable roadkill if the party told them too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (jXrK7)

806 Nood, ya F5 pressing Corgies
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=383790

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (VcFUs)

807 Now 7-4 one out cards are coming EEK!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (KA5Fy)

808 WHY AM i WATCHING THIS SHIT?


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2019 09:27 PM (438dO)

Tell me about it.
Posted by: Cardinals Fan at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (2N7oZ)

I LOL'D.

At this point, it's all I gotl

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (fXB+v)

809 We can count on the English, but not London.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (w/Ql0)


Oh, like they helped us in Vietnam?

No, we can't. We can't count on anyone. Not on the Brits, not on the Canadians, not on the Israelis, not on the Japanese, not on the Australians, nobody.

Harsh, but true. For every one of those countries, if they conclude it's in their interest to go their own way, they will. And I don't blame them. We should do the same.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:42 PM (+nW6n)

810 Yep. Outside the DailyKos, most of this word salad is seen as the thin gruel it is.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 15, 2019 09:40 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Democratic Underground at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (DMUuz)

811 800. I don't think so either, thank God.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (gSgAd)

812 Ohhhhh... I thought the Mo-taur ad was a vaguely "pro-handicapped people" ad, but watching it again, I now think it's a vaguely "anti rural white people" racist ad.

Nice work, Geico. All the bike dudes are totes non-white. And they're heavily urban too. Idiots.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (5aX2M)

813 We can count on the English, but not London.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 15, 2019 09:38 PM (w/Ql0)


Scots Wha' Ha'e Wi' Wallace Fled

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (BiNEL)

814 Tell me about it.
Posted by: Cardinals Fan at October 15, 2019 09:29 PM (2N7oZ)


Hey, the Cards are starting to make a game of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (+nW6n)

815 Debate thread 2 is up

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2019 09:43 PM (O2RFr)

816 Hey, Julian, the problem with the place you grew up in is that it was full of people like you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:44 PM (+nW6n)

817
Basically graft is some form of ill-gotten gain in general. It could be truly illegal, or just some sort of unethical shady dealings, like skimming off the top, overcharging etc. Political bribes are graft. Those who engage in it are grafters.

Grift implies some sort of con game. Carnival side show con men were some of the first to be called grifters, it seems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (NMAzL)

818 The dem base would vote for unidentifiable roadkill if the party told them too.

George Takei specifically said he would vote for ANYONE as long as they were Democrat and running against Trump.

...anyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (KZzsI)

819
Pet peeve: referring to Buttplug as "Mayor," Betoff as "Congressman," and Biden as "Mr. Vice President."

They no longer hold those positions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2019 09:37 PM (+nW6n)







Unfortunately, that's been the "proper" way to refer to former mayors, congressmen or vice presidents. Sort of like professor emeritus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (eXA4G)

820 812 Ohhhhh... I thought the Mo-taur ad was a vaguely "pro-handicapped people" ad, but watching it again, I now think it's a vaguely "anti rural white people" racist ad.


It's the 175 IQ LeBron, nosing up on dumb crackers

and I think it's Progressive

Posted by: REDACTED at October 15, 2019 09:45 PM (AQBtr)

821 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,who actually liked ham&mf'ers at October 15, 2019 09:46 PM (wscsn)

822

That voice of Warren, imagining there are gun battles in every town all over the place.

Good grief.

Here's Kammy doing that slow dramatic talking.

There was a really funny SNL skit the Overly Dramatic Black Family...she really does have that Overly Dramatic thing going on.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (lg/F7)

823 and I think it's Progressive

Behold how effective ad campaigns are. Nobody is even sure what the company is, when they can even remember the product its supposed to promote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (KZzsI)

824 Shiny Tits is ahead in the Drudge poll at 38%, the Asian fellow is Number 2 at 22%... Everyone else is in the single digits!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 15, 2019 09:48 PM (7WaWV)

825
Pet peeve: referring to Buttplug as "Mayor," Betoff as "Congressman," and Biden as "Mr. Vice President."

They no longer hold those positions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


It would seem that once an X, always an X.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2019 09:49 PM (aKsyK)

826 Anderson actually asking an itelligent question.

It happens. Gwen Ifill really REALLY wanted the dog eater to win in 2008 but suppressed that in 2008, and ran an even and honest debate. She wasn't Too Much Candy in 2012.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:50 PM (ykYG2)

827 Zettai: Yang has an internet fanbase among 4chan incel NEETBUX! losers. Those are the people spamming the poll. I doubt Yang's made any real impression tonight.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 15, 2019 09:51 PM (ykYG2)

828 Buttplug has a huge head.



Must be the back pressure in his anus.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 15, 2019 09:52 PM (bML9A)

829

"Buttplug has a huge head. "

He is a human bobblehead.

Never saw one of those before.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 15, 2019 10:11 PM (lg/F7)

830 So it the party doesn't support it what are they doing?
Posted by: Anonymous 7
-------
Slandering Trump, hoping it sticks. The media carry the water.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2019 10:16 PM (eYD0A)

831 Up chuck

Posted by: Summer of Love at October 16, 2019 02:29 AM (FJrl0)

832 1 How dare you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2019 08:02 PM (BiNEL)

hahahaha
You're number one!

Posted by: m at October 16, 2019 02:29 AM (o7z4a)

833 tablet sign in

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
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