Have a Safe, Shep-Free Weekend!!!

The Twitter Friends Club was full of grief, and more conspiracy theories about Barr forcing Shep Smith's firing.

twitterfriendsclubtotherescue

Jake Tapper's retweeting demands to stop calling Shep Smith "left-wing." As if CNN's thinking of hiring Shep and they rilly rilly rilly want to pretend he's fair and objective. You know, like Jake Tapper.










Let's remember Shep as he was: As a preening car-chase game-show host who mistook himself for a newsman.


From Brobible, thanks to Jane D'Oh.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:07 PM




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1 You too Ace

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:08 PM (ZCEU2)

2 1st?

Posted by: DC at October 11, 2019 08:08 PM (/TvO8)

3 HA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

4 yo

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2019 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

5 The glitter is gone from Fox. Sob.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 11, 2019 08:09 PM (COzlW)

6 Waiting fir sushi nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2019 08:09 PM (kgyxa)

7 Shemp Smith?

Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2019 08:09 PM (8erNz)

8 Jason Whitlock is on TuCa & finally explaining the ChinaNBA thing: Nike is behind it.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 11, 2019 08:09 PM (Q5RAu)

9 326 NBA players who have been lecturing us about slavery then kowtow to the biggest slave state in the history of the world. TV networks that spend decades preaching to us on how we should treat women while at the same time covering un and enabling rape.

Screw them. Screw them all.
Posted by: 29Victor



Previous thread comment; The Age of Trump: The Great Reveal, continues.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2019 08:10 PM (3xTk5)

10
So many rotten dishonest people in media...so little time to give them the reckoning they deserve.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:10 PM (dj02Q)

11 Da Fuq ?

Posted by: That guy at October 11, 2019 08:10 PM (vvWXD)

12
"the next Shep Smith"

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:10 PM (7rVsF)

13 Thanks for all the hard work this week Ace.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 08:10 PM (SfYbS)

14 Trump rally in Louisiana
RSBN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmhLTFFrma4

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2019 08:10 PM (wiXsO)

15 I never could figure why anyone would voluntarily watch that guy. Creep.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:10 PM (lwiT4)

16 The cucks are out in force to slobber Shep's knob, I see. No surprise there.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:10 PM (NWiLs)

17 Trump rally - President should be on soon.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 11, 2019 08:11 PM (fWdPl)

18 I'll miss Shep like I miss diverticulitis.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 08:11 PM (ykYG2)

19 6 Waiting fir sushi nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2019 08:09 PM (kgyxa)

Fir sushi? Makes you pine for the real thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

20 Willowed:

I bet Shep's convo with Fox went something like this:

Shep "I'd like to be release from my contract."

Fox "You've been part of the family from the beginning. We'd really like you to stay." (said while pressing security button under desk)

Shep "I really think it's time for me to pursue other ventures."

Fox (while smiling) "OK. Please go with these big, burly gentlemen"

Shep "Yay!!!"

Posted by: BigZesty at October 11, 2019 08:11 PM (d47LJ)

21 So a clutter of cucks?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2019 08:11 PM (kgyxa)

22 Breaking: Sally Kohn announced as Shep's replacement.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2019 08:11 PM (r+sAi)

23 Those hagiographic tweets are strong hints that good old Shep has sucked a few cocks among the elites.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2019 08:11 PM (wYseH)

24 Jason Whitlock would be a good replacement for Shep.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:11 PM (6IpEX)

25 Fur sushi sounds like a dirty euphemism. I think I'll add it to my lexicon.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

26 Shep was a lot of things, a 'Journalist' was not one of them. These tweets are sad and full of estrogen.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (3xTk5)

27 Insom LOL

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (kgyxa)

28 I've never seen such hysteria over another glib, powder-faced news puppet being sacked.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (H8QX8)

29
Sorry, I have trouble keeping track of all these news sodomites.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (7rVsF)

30 So a clutter of cucks?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I thought it was a shame of cucks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (SfYbS)

31
His 3pm "newscast" was a joke.

If you could pick One Word to describe shemp, what would it be?

My choice: SHRILL. Can you top that? I don't think so. Fight me!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (dj02Q)

32 Reminding us that Obama went to Nike HQ to defend TPP.

Trump is backing US off TPP.

So Nike/NBA attacking Trump, defending China.

I can't believe I used to hate this guy. Forgive me Jason for ever choosing Joe Posnanski over you, when you were both w/KC Star.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (Q5RAu)

33 it's ass fuckery all the way down with these deviant pricks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (KP5rU)

34
Tami's at the game !! Hi Tami !

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (lwiT4)

35 Trump rally looks to be on C-Span

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (ZCEU2)

36 Another Trump rally. He is Superman.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (L2A48)

37 Now where will I go to study guyliner application techniques?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (q1Pj5)

38 S is for Shlep, which rhymes with Shep.

Posted by: Can You Tell Me How To Get To Sodomy Street at October 11, 2019 08:13 PM (Tnijr)

39 shep smith is not a shepherd!

it's shepard, not shepherd.

and he's been trying to fool people all these years. well, no more.

Posted by: mjc at October 11, 2019 08:13 PM (Pg+x7)

40 Andy Levy?....... seriously?

Posted by: bane at October 11, 2019 08:13 PM (ransv)

41 22 Breaking: Sally Kohn announced as Shep's replacement.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Geez, another gay dude?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2019 08:13 PM (3xTk5)

42 Don't be surprised if there's an exodus of shepfans? Hell, I thought they switched off the lights at that place long ago.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (UUkQp)

43 Evening, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (yh0df)

44
shemp had two emotions on camera: Exasperated and Shrill.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (dj02Q)

45 Def catch Whitlock on TuCa tonight. Genius.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (Q5RAu)

46 We shared principles!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (ODbpK)

47


Stephen Hayes

A strong, principled journalist. He will be missed.




Shemp is a strong principled journalist like Hayes is a strong principled conservative

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (ePdjS)

48
"The cemeteries are full of indispensable newscasters." - Stuff Charles DeGaulle may have said.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (7rVsF)

49 42 Don't be surprised if there's an exodus of shepfans? Hell, I thought they switched off the lights at that place long ago.
Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (UUkQp)

They unassed the AO, did they?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

50 I would say fuck Shep, but, hell to the no.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (SwWMX)

51 Leftists don't know wether to shit or get off the pot on China

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (ZCEU2)

52 10
So many rotten dishonest people in media...so little time to give them the reckoning they deserve.

Tell me about it, I could do a lot of good.

Posted by: The Gallows at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (sE/pW)

53
So TV's Andy Levy is NeverTrump cuck? Well, fuck him then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (f1Vqw)

54 Oh man - Shep-free weekend - that's like prancing around an empty house with all the beer you can drink and all the wings your can eat - while at the Bunny Ranch, yeah - and winning the lotto...and getting a pony, a silky, silky pony!

Thank you, Tucker, thank you so, so much!

Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

55 Friends don't let friends watch Shep, or drive Chevy's.

I couldn't help myself with the 2nd part.

Posted by: sTevo at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (YK64n)

56 Political views aside, the guy was just creepy.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (lwiT4)

57 in other news, 4chan lifted my ban.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

58 Do all those #Nevers all get around in a big circle, whack and shoot at each other?

Their idea of "playing catch".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

59 40 Andy Levy?....... seriously?


He's funny but a squish.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (3xTk5)

60 51 Was and still might be a saying my dad always used
Cracking up

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:16 PM (ZCEU2)

61 Ugh, Andy Levy. Bitter Andy. I'm over you, too.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 11, 2019 08:16 PM (Q5RAu)

62 Shep Smith, I could hit that. Cuz I'm totally down with the homos now.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 11, 2019 08:16 PM (SfYbS)

63 Or was that Andy Levy being a dick because he dislikes Shep, which then I would approve of.

Posted by: bane at October 11, 2019 08:16 PM (ransv)

64 Smart military blog that obviously hates America's pastime, eh?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 08:17 PM (U3/dZ)

65

A big loss in large part because of the obvious lack of will to replace him with "the next Shep Smith."

And just who would that be?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 08:17 PM (aKsyK)

66 Another Trump rally. He is Superman.


Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 08:12 PM (L2A4

He's real. That's why they call him Superman.

Posted by: Fredo at October 11, 2019 08:17 PM (q1Pj5)

67 "And just who would that be?"

Tada!

Posted by: RoboShep at October 11, 2019 08:18 PM (Tnijr)

68
Why is stepen hayes calling shemp a journalist??

Name ONE story broken by shemp?
Name ONE instance of shemp actually "reporting."

He READ words on a teleprompter, and then, over the years, began to opinionate, without facts or evidence, on the day's events.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:18 PM (dj02Q)

69 So many rotten dishonest people in media...so little time to give them the reckoning they deserve.

An incredibly large percentage of them are rectally probing each other.
See how I didn't say anal?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:18 PM (6IpEX)

70
Shep Smith, I could hit that. Cuz I'm totally down with the homos now.
Posted by: Joe Biden


You could go to the bath house and do it all night now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

71 39 shep smith is not a shepherd!

it's shepard, not shepherd.

and he's been trying to fool people all these years. well, no more.
Posted by: mjc at October 11, 2019 08:13 PM (Pg+x7)


He was trying to lull the sheep into a false sense of security. The better to ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (YLq84)

72 No Shep No Journalism! No Shep No Journalism! No Shep No No Journalism!

Posted by: Cuck-o-Sphere at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (L2A48)

73
I give you the next Shep Smith:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7503483

Either that, or the old Shep stomping off the set.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (f1Vqw)

74 64 Smart military blog that obviously hates America's pastime, eh?


Tami is representing the horde at the game. I will try to keep scores updated. Cardinals struck out the side in the top of the first.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (lwiT4)

75 Any reports of Grief-driven Cannibalism at the Fox studios?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (8AONa)

76 53
So TV's Andy Levy is NeverTrump cuck? Well, fuck him then.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:15 PM (f1Vqw)


If true, after 3 years, I'm sad.

But moving on.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

77 Hayes' tweet says it all, about himself.

Muh principles. Yeah.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (4ZE6o)

78 To Lake Charles Loozianna, little Bessie girl that I once knew.
She told me just to come on by,
If there was anything that she could do.


Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (K22Va)

79 A big loss in large part because of the obvious lack of will to replace him with "the next Shep Smith."

And just who would that be?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The gender-dysmorphia-by-proxy victim at last night's LBTQQAi7toaster town hall.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (SfYbS)

80 The graveyards of France are filled with indispensable newsreaders........-----Charles DeGaulle

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (FTlwv)

81 56 Political views aside, the guy was just creepy.
Posted by: grammie winger



Yep. He's creepy. Main reason why I never watched him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (3xTk5)

82 If something really awful turns out about this guy they're gonna have yet another rake handle mark on their face

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (KZzsI)

83
Leftists want to be standing on the Kremlin Wall watching the parade, but are always surprised to be in the basement of the Lefortovo with a Nagant pressed against the back of the neck.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (7rVsF)

84 Trump gave the Little League Champs a ride on AF1!

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (L2A48)

85 TCM is running a Japanese monster marathon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

86 A pyre is fitting for the legacy that was Shep.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (WysMc)

87 Rally tonight?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (ODbpK)

88 Bertram Cabot Jr. @ 65- Who could that be? Why the 12 year old drag queen. That's who.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (UUkQp)

89 Guy Benson's tweet was very ghey.

And ridiculous.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (ufFY8)

90 The last 24 hrs,?

Two Trump rallies and a partial China trade deal.

Stock market up over 1% and Shemp quit.

Yuge.

Posted by: Ha at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (pH6td)

91 "And just who would that be?"

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: The Mascara Snake at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (Tnijr)

92 The funniest part of that video isn't Smith putting on the makeup, it's that "WTF" look on the guest's face.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

93 ooh Dan Bongino would make a great daytime Fox anchor.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (6IpEX)

94 Why is stepen hayes calling shemp a journalist??

Name ONE story broken by shemp?
Name ONE instance of shemp actually "reporting."

He READ words on a teleprompter, and then, over the years, began to opinionate, without facts or evidence, on the day's events.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:18 PM (dj02Q)


Exactly. He was a newsreader. Not even a reporter, much less a "journalist." I detest how these bozos - all of them - arrogate to themselves the French term in an effort to puff themselves up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (YLq84)

95 Blue Angels tomorrow!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (EZebt)

96 TCM is running a Japanese monster marathon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

October is good on TCM.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

97 @74: "Tami is representing the horde at the game."

Oh, good! Thanks for the info, gramme. Kinda cold down there in St. Louis tonight. Lots of empty seats too, but maybe they'll fill up in the next inning or two.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (U3/dZ)

98 I give you the next Shep Smith:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7503483



Either that, or the old Shep stomping off the set.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:19 PM (f1Vqw)


Is he auditioning for the very gay version of Springtime for Hitler?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (5CdiQ)

99 You know who would be a great replacement for shep? Ace. Except, to protect his identity, the running gag could be that something is always blocking his face. Like, Shannon breams ass, and misplaced graphics.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM (dNzKv)

100 95 Blue Angels tomorrow!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (EZebt)

Lucky bastid.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

101 86 A pyre is fitting for the legacy that was Shep.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (WysMc)


Piles would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM (YLq84)

102 85
TCM is running a Japanese monster marathon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

Every Friday in October, baby!
Gojira all the way....!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM (ufFY8)

103
Scuttlebutt (and that's not Shep anal reference): Ed Henry will be tapped to replace Sheppy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM (f1Vqw)

104 Trump rally...
https://tinyurl.com/y6bu7mdc

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM (L2A48)

105 The last time I saw the Blue Angels they was when they were flying A-4's.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM (xPl2J)

106 Chill, people. I just want a little more free time for anal.

Posted by: Shep at October 11, 2019 08:23 PM (Vy7tf)

107

Steve Kerr, the NBA coach, is a two-faced piece of shat.

What a pathetic shathead.

Trashing the USA, but covering for China.

Full of shat.

And fuch that piece of shit NBA, owned lock, stock and barrel by Nike.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 11, 2019 08:23 PM (sy5kK)

108 Please don't call him "Shemp." It soils the memory of a vastly underrated Stooge.

Try "Shit" instead... much more fitting...

Posted by: Equirhodont at October 11, 2019 08:23 PM (+2GwM)

109 Rally on C-Span, not started yet, keep flipping between Tuck and rally.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (ZCEU2)

110
Piles would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Are we going to start this again?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (7rVsF)

111 I say give Shep's job to that puppet newspaper they used to have on Red Eye.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

112 He was sick of being the gay guy on Fox
And who watched at 4 anyway? I have a job.

Posted by: Big Cat at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (Ps6Xq)

113 Who is Warren dragging around like they have to go the bathroom?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (ODbpK)

114 Great, so we bingeing and end great week with anal. What a week.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (dMR4T)

115 I'll be driving a truck through Central Texas two days before the big shindig. What awful timing.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (FTlwv)

116 willowed:

424
406

PDT:





"Kevin McAleenan has done an outstanding job as Acting Secretary of

Homeland Security..after many years in Government, wants to spend more

time with his family and go to the private sector....I will be

announcing the new Acting Secretary next week"



Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2019 08:05 PM (sGotD)

And post-Mueller, Trump has been cut loose and is doing what he needs to do.

(For
the #twoweek crowd, after Mueller delivered his report is, in my
opinion, when Trump has had the freedom to counterattack. Before that it
would have been "#obstruction" and "#orangemanbad". And I think he has
been gearing up for war since then.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (hI/80)

117 Double Zeros after 1.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (lwiT4)

118 Here's some much better Shep:
Hundreds of Jean Shepherd radio shows from the past:
http://jeanshepherdpodcast.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (UFgOG)

119 Putin had something to do with Shep getting fired no doubt. I'm sure it was about Shep making fun of him riding a horse shirtless.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (Z1ykJ)

120 Scuttlebutt (and that's not Shep anal reference): Ed Henry will be tapped to replace Sheppy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM
**********
Hmmm...
you may be right.

I was hoping for Maria Bartiromo

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (wiXsO)

121
I detest how these bozos - all of them - arrogate to themselves the French term in an effort to puff themselves up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


It's a French mistake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

122 In the CONCACAF Nations League (yes, it's soccer, deal with it), the US is kicking the crap out of Cuba right now. 7-0 with about 27 minutes and stoppage time to go.

Posted by: Vendette at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (Yeuu4)

123 TCM is running a Japanese monster marathon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

---

Oooh!

Laters.

Posted by: SMH at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (RU4sa)

124
Also, DHS Secretary Keven McClallean has stepped down. I assume admin want to use opportunity to make a recess appointment.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (Xqo6t)

125 114 Great, so we bingeing and end great week with anal. What a week.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (dMR4T)

Bingeing on anal all week!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

126
I eat Chinese ass, it is even better with my special soy boy sauce.

*fap fap fap*

Posted by: Steve Kerr, sellout America since cashing his first coaching paycheck at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

127 Pensacola NAS, practice sessions every Spring. Great way to see them

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 11, 2019 08:26 PM (8AONa)

128 Last year Ace worked over a poll to try to figure out if Fake Fapper was the single most distrusted reporter in America. IIRC, he came in second. To the Shepster.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 11, 2019 08:26 PM (NVYyb)

129 It's adorable that there are supposedly serious people who took Shep Smith, of all people, seriously.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2019 08:26 PM (tH5fk)

130 90 The last 24 hrs,?

Two Trump rallies and a partial China trade deal.

Stock market up over 1% and Shemp quit.

Yuge.
Posted by: Ha



And the ever so woke NBA continues to reveal there true selves; sanctamonius, hypocritical, communist supporting, twats.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (3xTk5)

131 It's a French mistake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK)


Better a French mistake than a French surprise.

Unless it's a military victory, but realistically ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (YLq84)

132 Fun Fact: if you include the name of Chinese cities in your post, it is rejected as spam. Maybe if I have a long string of text first?

The Guangzhou Bulls has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (dNzKv)

133 @119: "I'm sure it was about Shep making fun of him riding a horse shirtless."

Shep should go shirtless for Halloween, and ride around on a pantomime horse like Craig Ferguson used to have on his late night show.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (U3/dZ)

134
Prediction:

pelosi will subpeona McAleen next week. Why?


Why not?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (dj02Q)

135 Lol, Trump gives Little League champs a ride on Air Force One. This guy is awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/y4rrfcgw

Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (K22Va)

136 Putin had something to do with Shep getting fired no doubt. I'm sure it was about Shep making fun of him riding a horse shirtless.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Probably had more to do with Shep mistaking Putin's mini-giraffe for a gerbil in Sochi.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 08:28 PM (SfYbS)

137
She subpeonaed Rick Perry!
Rick Perry must've been like whaaaa?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:28 PM (dj02Q)

138 Blue Angels tomorrow!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2019 08:21 PM (EZebt)



Lucky bastid.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM (NWiLs)


Is it fleet week? I can't keep track of this after cutting the cord.


I'd love to know what the numbers are this year. SF hates them some military, but they love the green more than they hate the Navy. I'm sure at some point the board of supes will decide that it's time to virtue signal them out of the city. And Oakland or Alameda will pick up the tab.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:28 PM (Z1ykJ)

139 The French Mistake is Shep Smith with a herpe sore on his eye.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2019 08:28 PM (tH5fk)

140 And the ever so woke NBA continues to reveal there true selves; sanctamonius, hypocritical, communist supporting, twats.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (3xTk5)


Never mind kneeling. Someone needs to tell the NBA players about the views of the Chinese about the bruthas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:28 PM (YLq84)

141 Also, DHS Secretary Keven McClallean has stepped down. I assume admin want to use opportunity to make a recess appointment.


Posted by: Serious Cat at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (Xqo6t)

No recess available to make an appointment.

Posted by: Vendette at October 11, 2019 08:28 PM (Yeuu4)

142 The loss of Shep! makes fox a tad less progressive. A little more balanced but far from conservative or right wing. Meh, still not watching. Don't eat any wooden dicks Shep!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 11, 2019 08:29 PM (0OmEj)

143
Bingeing on anal all week!

LOL! I needs to weed waat I rite!


Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 11, 2019 08:29 PM (dMR4T)

144 A big loss in large part because of the obvious lack of will to replace him with "the next Shep Smith."

Good God! There is another!?

If they unite, they will become more pitiful than we can possibly imagine!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 11, 2019 08:29 PM (e1mEI)

145 Ok, so one Chinese city is ok. No. Has to be multiple sentences. Then the city.
Shenzhen Heat

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2019 08:29 PM (dNzKv)

146 119 Putin had something to do with Shep getting fired no doubt. I'm sure it was about Shep making fun of him riding a horse shirtless.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:25 PM (Z1ykJ)

Who makes a horse wear a shirt anyway? That's just weird.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

147 I think Beto is seriously brain damaged.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:30 PM (ODbpK)

148 Tucker showing the Blossom vid.

The psychotic mother of the abused "trans-kid" was still looking stunned.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:30 PM (6IpEX)

149
Our new motto should be: Be Determinated!

That's what some 10 year old in Texas said to rally his football team, the Mavericks. Did y'all hear it? It's pretty good.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:30 PM (dj02Q)

150 Acting Secretary of Homeland Security stepping down.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 11, 2019 08:30 PM (dMR4T)

151 The last 24 hrs,?



Two Trump rallies and a partial China trade deal.



Stock market up over 1% and Shemp quit.



Yuge.

Posted by: Ha at October 11, 2019 08:20 PM (pH6td)


The "experts" at CNBC let us all know that the trade deal (after they said it wouldn't happen) now say it's a big nothing burger. It's meaningless and China won't do any of this. It's all for show. No matter what happens the narrative must be pushed regardless of facts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:30 PM (5CdiQ)

152 If you could pick One Word to describe shemp, what would it be?

My choice: SHRILL. Can you top that? I don't think so. Fight me!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

IRRELEVANT

Posted by: AoSHq guest commentor at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (wLc9l)

153 147 I think Beto is seriously brain damaged.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:30 PM (ODbpK)


It's the drugs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (YLq84)

154
Has anyone seen Matt Lauer? He was right behind me a second ago....

Posted by: Hope Solo at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (f1Vqw)

155 And a trade deal with China. Has Hitler- literally Hitler- just made the world safer? Nah, only a dog-eating crackhead can do that!

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (HKPap)

156 The Dems will probably add getting Shepard Smith fired to the articles of impeachment.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (xPl2J)

157 Strident

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (ODbpK)

158 148 Tucker showing the Blossom vid.

The psychotic mother of the abused "trans-kid" was still looking stunned.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:30 PM (6IpEX)

Parents who turn their kids out as trans-freaks should be beaten to death with rubber truncheons.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

159 OT cnet.com/news/the-new-star-wars-trilogy-is-worse-than-the-prequels/

4chan /tv/anon (not me) summary:
>final episode of the skywalker sags is 3 months out
>literally zero hype
>popular star wars channels/lovers (star wars theory, Jeremy Jahns) have been apologizing to George
>media in full backtrack mode
>news of Rian's recent uncertainty of his new Trilogy happening at all
>Iger's revealed regret of how he handled the SW deal with George
>Kevin Fiege being called in to save the Franchise right under Kathleen's nose


When you let a rat into the kitchen, he's usually not there to improve the menu.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (ykYG2)

160 ow

Posted by: Mystery anus of Shep's acquaintance at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (ldmQR)

161 Great, so we bingeing and end great week with anal. What a week.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 11, 2019 08:24 PM (dMR4T)

That's next weekend.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (Pi4tC)

162
Haven't cared about the NBA since the two-handed set shot went away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (7rVsF)

163 Fully doubt Robert has the nuts if he was ever President ( no chance of that anyway) to tell any mosque it doesn't have tax exemption. He wouldn't have any problem with a Christian church however.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)

164
Never mind kneeling. Someone needs to tell the NBA players about the views of the Chinese about the bruthas.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


It's as if they are playing in Sun City in apartheid South Africa but the money is better.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (aKsyK)

165 I never liked Shemp anyways.
Curly was much better!

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (z79tQ)

166 How many chins is that goo-gobbler gonna grow?

Good Riddance A-hole !!!

Posted by: JROD at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (2NtJa)

167 134
Prediction:

pelosi will subpeona McAleen next week. Why?


Why not?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (dj02Q)


Trump can still claim presidential privilege and shut it down.

And he will.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

168 If you could pick One Word to describe shemp, what would it be?


Cougat?

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (tH5fk)

169


That Max Tani looks a lot like that Maddow guy. More feminine though

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (5CdiQ)

170 I heard Jonah Goldberg is going to take Sheps place. They wanted a real conservative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2019 08:33 PM (dNzKv)

171 Curly was the straw that stirred the drink.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2019 08:33 PM (tH5fk)

172 152 If you could pick One Word to describe shemp, what would it be?

My choice: SHRILL. Can you top that? I don't think so. Fight me!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

IRRELEVANT
Posted by: AoSHq guest commentor at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (wLc9l)

is DramaQueen one word?

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

173 He eats at a restaurant my daughter works at and she thinks hes wonderful. I think his eyes are too far apart. Land mass *spit* boy

Posted by: Stacy at October 11, 2019 08:33 PM (4vq49)

174 @172: "is DramaQueen one word?"

More like DramaWhore.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (U3/dZ)

175

1-0 Nationals in the 2nd.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (lwiT4)

176 152

Sodomite

Posted by: Violent mongoloid at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (ldmQR)

177
Parents who turn their kids out as trans-freaks should be beaten to death with rubber truncheons.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (NWiLs)


Rubber truncheons sounds fancy.

How about just a chunk of garden hose filled with sand?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (1g7ch)

178 @155

How does a guy who starts three pointless wars, errr, kinetic military actions, win a peace prize and the guy who's trying to extract us from wars gets universal rations of shit?


The world wonders.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (FOYQv)

179 Haven't cared about the NBA since the two-handed set shot went away.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (7rVsF)


Does anyone, anyone at all, still use the hook shot? Or am I dating myself badly?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (YLq84)

180 One word for Shep! Fag.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (0OmEj)

181 If the Nationals win the pennant all those DC pricks will be even more insufferable.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (xPl2J)

182 167 134
Prediction:

pelosi will subpeona McAleen next week. Why?


Why not?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:27 PM (dj02Q)


Trump can still claim presidential privilege and shut it down.

And he will.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 11, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

What are you hiding, WITCH!

You must answer our questions and confess your sins, or face the Inquisition.

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (NgKpN)

183

If you could pick One Word to describe shemp, what would it be?




Sexy!

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (5CdiQ)

184 177
Parents who turn their kids out as trans-freaks should be beaten to death with rubber truncheons.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:31 PM (NWiLs)


Rubber truncheons sounds fancy.

How about just a chunk of garden hose filled with sand?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (1g7ch)

Whichever takes longest to be fatal.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

185
It's adorable that there are supposedly serious people who took Shep Smith, of all people, seriously.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2019 08:26 PM (tH5fk)


If my mom didn't have dementia, she'd be heartbroken. She used to love Shep. She had Fox on 24/7 - I think after a point it was just familiar faces and voices. She didn't really understand what they were talking (screaming) about.


I'm just really sad she was never really "here" to see another president ushered in after Barky the Gormandizer of Pooch.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (Z1ykJ)

186 I heard Jonah Goldberg is going to take Sheps place. They wanted a real conservative.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I look forward to the endless roundtables on "Is Hotdog Sandwich?" once they steel-reinforce the anchor chair.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (SfYbS)

187 We will be hiking through Presidio to Chrissy Field. Show starts at noon and Blue Angels go on at 3.

SF is not a big fan of the military, but because of its history has always had an, umm... soft spot for the squids.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (EZebt)

188 I've been saying for a while that I think Beto is one of the Overton Window movers. That's his sole purpose in this race. He says shit to see how it will go over, to get the "issue" out there, and normalize radical ideas.

Now these batshit ideas are out there as legitimate issues in a presidential election, and they're getting plenty of media traction. That's how you start to normalize shit.

Who promised him what to be this guy, that's what I'd like to know.

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (z79tQ)

189 1-0 Nationals in the 2nd.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (lwiT4)


I'm so glad I'm watching this live, rather than time-shifting it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (YLq84)

190 President Trump on stage

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (ZCEU2)

191 Never mind kneeling. Someone needs to tell the NBA players about the views of the Chinese about the bruthas.

I think they know, but, you know, shoe deals. Nike is giving them their orders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

192 Good God! There is another!?

There is another.....

Posted by: Yoda at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (Pi4tC)

193 Not sure how we'll manage without someone to read the TelePrompTer...

Posted by: The Next Shep Smith is the old 44! at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (HKPap)

194 >> If you could pick One Word to describe shemp, what would it be?


Rosebud.

Posted by: Hope Solo at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (f1Vqw)

195 sockoff/

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (z79tQ)

196 Or am I dating myself badly?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (YLq84)

Are you opening doors, pulling the seat out from the table, making fun and breezy conversation, and offering to pick up the check?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

197 I saw Waiting fir Sushi at a double feature with Rosensteen and Guilderstrozk are Ded.

Posted by: Spurwing piano mover at October 11, 2019 08:37 PM (3DZIZ)

198 SF is not a big fan of the military, but because of its history has always had an, umm... soft spot for the squids.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (EZebt)


Soft spot?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:37 PM (YLq84)

199 Whichever takes longest to be fatal.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (NWiLs)


Whiffle ball bats and pool noodles it is.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2019 08:37 PM (1g7ch)

200
Give Shep the Ted Baxter prize for excellence in broadcasting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:37 PM (f1Vqw)

201 If the Nationals win the pennant all those DC pricks will be even more insufferable.



Posted by: Mark1971 at October 11, 2019 08:35 PM (xPl2J)

The Washington Mystics won the WNBA championship yesterday. No difference should be measured in the insufferability meter.

Posted by: Vendette at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (Yeuu4)

202 Feed from Fox is sharper than the tube.

http://tinyurl.com/y5hacjsa

Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (K22Va)

203 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (YLq84)


Oops! Am I doing spoilers? I don't want to mess anybody up.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (lwiT4)

204 This one is in Lake Charles. Awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (ODbpK)

205 Are you opening doors, pulling the seat out from the table, making fun and breezy conversation, and offering to pick up the check?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, I do all that shit. I routinely open the door and pull out the chair for my bride of 30 years.

I denounce myself, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (YLq84)

206 Tucker switched to the rally

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (ZCEU2)

207 Trump! 2 nights in a row!!!

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

208 shep, catcher or pitcher?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (KP5rU)

209 We will be hiking through Presidio to Chrissy Field. Show starts at noon and Blue Angels go on at 3.



SF is not a big fan of the military, but because of its history has always had an, umm... soft spot for the squids.



Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (EZebt)


Really the best time of year there (best kept secret) and it looks like it's going to be beautiful. The Angels when doing their rounds usually make a few passes by the San Jose area (even Monterey) so I'll at least get a peak or two.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (Z1ykJ)

210 Just watched Charley Varrick. Not sure what I think about it but Joe Don Baker got blowed up good.

Posted by: Violent mongoloid at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (ldmQR)

211 The Washington Mystics won the WNBA championship yesterday. No difference should be measured in the insufferability meter.
Posted by: Vendette at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (Yeuu4)

Was anyone there to see this thrilling moment in sports history??

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (Pi4tC)

212 My humble pro tip for Shep for professional development - always remember to spit on the polish, as you move the brush and rag over the surface. The shine is exquisite, and people pay more for quality over schlock.
The more you know....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant, Port Side at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (q9+CU)

213 Oh- I was wondering why he was there. Election tomorrow!! What a worker-bee.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

214 Give Shep the Ted Baxter prize for excellence in broadcasting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:37 PM (f1Vqw)



Shemp could only hope to one day be as good as Ted Baxter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (5CdiQ)

215
Tucker switched to the rally
Posted by: Skip


I wish he wouldn't start until Tucker is over. It's about the only thing I watch on Fox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (aKsyK)

216 >> shep, catcher or pitcher?

He's a Lucky Pierre.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (f1Vqw)

217 Wet spot?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (EZebt)

218 There are people who liked Shep 'They're eating people in the Superdome' Smith?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (2B9A/)

219 Lake Charles is getting a massive investment in LNG exporting facilities from India. It tied the largest foreign investment in US history.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (jXrK7)

220 RE: tax exemption for churches... removal of tax exemption is step one. Step two will be the secular priests in black robes shoving through a case that declares them to be public accommodations.

Who must bake that cake.

In this case, a cake made of g-dless, State-approved "religious" doctrine, replete with celebrations of infanticide.

Book it. That's coming, if events don't outpace it, which I consider a strong possibility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (5aX2M)

221 my bride of 30 years.

I think I've discovered the problem.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (Pi4tC)

222 @187 San Franpsyco--Two Blue Angels came blasting over Phillips 66 Refinery/Rodeo the other day. Use to get a good view of their shows out at Chevron /Richmond Refinery.

Posted by: JROD at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (2NtJa)

223 Oops! Am I doing spoilers? I don't want to mess anybody up.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (lwiT4)


Nah, no problem. I have to watch this one live, because MLB.TV requires a cable subscription I don't have, so I watch live on Sling.

I have been burned here in the past by people saying "I can't believe that Team 1 beat Team 2 in extra innings on the most amazing play I've ever seen."

On a game I intended to watch later.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (YLq84)

224 Next time I need a golf ball sucked through a garden hose, I will think of Shep.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (WysMc)

225 Orgeron is definitely not there.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:41 PM (ODbpK)

226 This makes me remember Obama trying to talk college sports. He sounded like an alien who never had seen a game of any kind.

Trump-I don't know wether he's a big college football fan, but he's a man's man and can hang in any sports conversation. No mom jeans on Trump.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

227 Greg Jarrett on Levin now. He is awesome.

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2019 08:41 PM (Ox1Xf)

228

The truth about Shep?


FOX found out he was pregnant, called him in to the office, wished him luck, and hired someone to replace him


Just like Elizabeth Warren's teaching job.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 11, 2019 08:41 PM (sy5kK)

229 221 my bride of 30 years.

I think I've discovered the problem.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (Pi4tC)


Yep. Of course, that might be why she's my bride of 30 years, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:42 PM (YLq84)

230 The Washington Mystics won the WNBA championship yesterday. No difference should be measured in the insufferability meter.

Posted by: Vendette at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (Yeuu4)



Was anyone there to see this thrilling moment in sports history??

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (Pi4tC)


The WNBA probably has as many fans as The Cuckwark has readers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:42 PM (5CdiQ)

231 next thing we'll here about shep is, he was found dead in a jersey flophouse with a pool cue shoved up his ass. suicide.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2019 08:42 PM (KP5rU)

232 Fully doubt Robert has the nuts if he was ever President ( no chance of that anyway) to tell any mosque it doesn't have tax exemption.

Embrace the power of 'and':

They're exempt and you're not.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 08:42 PM (HKPap)

233 Shep is retiring to spend more time with Richard Quest and cruising Central Park for meth dealers and leather kinks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 08:42 PM (U3/dZ)

234 If people actually cared about the news, it wouldn't matter who reads it. You could get the Burger King foot lettuce guy to read it, and it shouldn't matter.

The fact that it DOES matter, means what the guy was doing, wasn't, by definition, the news. It was something else.

Good riddance.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2019 08:42 PM (hku12)

235 For a small town, Lake Charles seems like the hub of lots of work/ mainly from oil I guess but other stuff too.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

236 So finally Shep will have time to join for the gun thread this weekend.

Maybe Texas MoMe even.

Posted by: Miklos, on the bright side at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

237 Hey, give Obama a break. He may not know sports, but he sure knows how to handle a set of balls.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (jXrK7)

238 Just watched Charley Varrick. Not sure what I think about it but Joe Don Baker got blowed up good.

Posted by: Violent mongoloid at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (ldmQR)



The MS3K channel on Pluto TV had Mitchell on the other night. I laughed through that whole episode. How do you like your scotch? By the quart

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (5CdiQ)

239 This makes me remember Obama trying to talk college sports. He sounded like an alien who never had seen a game of any kind.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)


You remember that great game at Lambert Field, don't you? When Pan Am defeated TWA in extra innings?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (YLq84)

240 shep, catcher or pitcher?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (KP5rU)

My nephew, when an active marine, got a tat of Ren because he grew up on Ren and Stimpy. I took no joy at all in telling him that while he was on his second tour in Iraq, that John K (now a known pedo) made RS homo on the Adult Swim run of the show. Pointed him to the "pitcher and catcher" sketch.

This is why you don't get tats on popular culture. Mom, military, guns, generic nekkid chix, all good.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (Z1ykJ)

241 Led boys come on again
For the high class whores and the businessmen
Who drive in their Mercedes Benz
To a disco bar
In old Munchen

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (8AONa)

242 The kids in the background are great. Makes my heart happy.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

243 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:40 PM (YLq84)


Yeah I admit I didn't think about people who tape the game to watch it later. Hopefully as we get further into the playoffs, we can get some real baseball threads.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (lwiT4)

244 Trump-I don't know wether he's a big college football fan, but he's a man's man and can hang in any sports conversation. No mom jeans on Trump.
Posted by: LASue

I've never been more mortifiedly embarassed for my country than the first time I saw Gaylord in his mom jeans and bicycle helmet.

Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (yb6r+)

245 San Francisco Bay is one of the world's great natural harbors, along with New York harbor and Manila Bay. Any US administration that let San Francisco Bay go to someone else by any means other than conquest should be strung up for the full medieval.


Just my opinion.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (hI/80)

246 If this was 1976, Shep would be center square whenever Paul was out drunk.

Posted by: Violent mongoloid at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (ldmQR)

247 If people actually cared about the news, it wouldn't matter who reads it. You could get the Burger King foot lettuce guy to read it, and it shouldn't matter.

Newsreader interview: "Can you read?"

Candidate: "Yes."

"You're hired."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (YLq84)

248 So finally Shep will have time to join for the gun thread this weekend.

Maybe Texas MoMe even.
Posted by: Miklos, on the bright side at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

He can double as a clay pigeon.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (Pi4tC)

249 Shep is retiring to spend more time with Richard Quest and cruising Central Park for meth dealers and leather kinks.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 08:42 PM (U3/dZ)


It would seem he has a cabana boi named Giovanni, or something like that.

I don't know, but I'm wondering if maybe Giovanni was a guy named something ordinary, like Tim or Josh, who grew up in Ft Wayne or some other such place.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (hku12)

250 >>>103
Scuttlebutt (and that's not Shep anal reference): Ed Henry will be tapped to replace Sheppy.

barely an upgrade

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (PbpT7)

251 The Washington Mystics won the WNBA championship yesterday

So that's what all the yelling in the TV room was about. What a fag.

Posted by: Michelle at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (HKPap)

252 The MS3K channel on Pluto TV had Mitchell on the
other night. I laughed through that whole episode. How do you like your
scotch? By the quart


Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (5CdiQ)
**Yeah, that was good. There were so many...
Damn shame when Youboob took them all down for copyright. When I worked mids, it was a satisfying way to wile the nite away...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant, Port Side at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (q9+CU)

253 Sad fact, but our democrat Governor in Louisiana has done a much better job than Bobby Jindal. Boy was that guy a waste.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (jXrK7)

254 The people I have met from Lake Charles are uniformly awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ODbpK)

255
Lots of petrochemical plants in Lake Charles-Westlake-Sulphur. Chemicals are booming on the Gulf Coast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (7rVsF)

256 San Francisco Bay is one of the world's great natural harbors, along with New York harbor and Manila Bay. Any US administration that let San Francisco Bay go to someone else by any means other than conquest should be strung up for the full medieval.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (hI/80)


No argument there, but ...

Fun fact: most of SF Bay is less than 12 feet deep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (YLq84)

257 Shep's replacement: Ana Navarro

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

258 Huh. Never watched a single episode of Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (2B9A/)

259 his makes me remember Obama trying to talk college sports. He sounded like an alien who never had seen a game of any kind.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

You remember that great game at Lambert Field, don't you? When Pan Am defeated TWA in extra innings?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (YLq84)


and his recounting of the Penn State Nitt-a-lee Lions game.

Not a peep from the MFM.
Unbelievable.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

260
The MS3K channel on Pluto TV had Mitchell on the
other night.


Weirdest Sex Scene Ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:47 PM (+gqql)

261 barely an upgrade
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 08:45 PM (PbpT

------

Troof.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 08:47 PM (5aX2M)

262 Ed Henry will be tapped to replace Sheppy.


So it's like a job requirement.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:47 PM (6IpEX)

263 Or am I dating myself badly?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:34 PM (YLq84)

Are you opening doors, pulling the seat out from the table, making fun and breezy conversation, and offering to pick up the check?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)


None of the above. He's using the wrong hand and no lotion.
So yes, he is dating himself badly.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 11, 2019 08:47 PM (z79tQ)

264 I've never been more mortifiedly embarassed for my country than the first time I saw Gaylord in his mom jeans and bicycle helmet.

Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (yb6r+)


For me it was when he went on his apology tour and bowed to the ragheads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:47 PM (YLq84)

265 Trump burning the fake news

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 08:48 PM (L2A48)

266 One Fox employee notes to me that some Fox staffers "were here and have stayed here solely for Shep."

"Don't be surprised if there's an exodus," the person said, adding, "Fox hasn't just lost Shep today.


Yeah, because there are so many available jobs in media these days.

The Shepites will just be able to pick and choose!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 11, 2019 08:48 PM (I2/tG)

267 Wow. Shep's reality is sucking cock. Make no mistake.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2019 08:48 PM (kLDv+)

268 The Washington Mystics won the WNBA championship yesterday. No difference should be measured in the insufferability meter.


Posted by: Vendette at October 11, 2019 08:38 PM (Yeuu4)





Was anyone there to see this thrilling moment in sports history??




Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:39 PM (Pi4tC)


If it was a full house, 4,200. Before an arena meant for them was built, they used to play in the same arena used by the Capitals, Wizards, and Hoyas; there would be a curtain around the upper deck.

Posted by: Vendette at October 11, 2019 08:48 PM (Yeuu4)

269 Shep's replacement: Ana Navarro
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

So another female then.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:48 PM (Pi4tC)

270 Hmmm, a paper beer bottle?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 08:48 PM (2B9A/)

271 Shep is deep into Appletinis right now.

Damn you, iPhone. Don't pretend you don't know how to spell Appletini.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

272 Watching Trump.

It just occurred to me Trump has been in the TV business longer than any of the "journalists" from the networks.

Posted by: Miklos, not a initial rodeo at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

273


I had an aunt and uncle who taught at McNeese State in St. Charles. Had as both are deceased

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (5CdiQ)

274 My nephew, when an active marine, got a tat of Ren because he grew up on Ren and Stimpy. I took no joy at all in telling him that while he was on his second tour in Iraq, that John K (now a known pedo) made RS homo on the Adult Swim run of the show. Pointed him to the "pitcher and catcher" sketch.

This is why you don't get tats on popular culture. Mom, military, guns, generic nekkid chix, all good.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (Z1ykJ)


No offense to my mother, but I can't imagine getting a tat of another human being, name or likeness, on my body. How weird... identifying one's self with another person.

Be yourself, fella.

And in that vein, don't get tattoos. Everybody else has them. Be different.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (hku12)

275 Yeah, because there are so many available jobs in media these days.

The Shepites will just be able to pick and choose!
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Coding bootcamps are a hot buy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (SfYbS)

276 I've never been more mortifiedly embarassed for my country than the first time I saw Gaylord in his mom jeans and bicycle helmet.

Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (yb6r+)

For me it was when he went on his apology tour and bowed to the ragheads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:47 PM (YLq84)

For me it was when he was elected President.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (Pi4tC)

277 259 his makes me remember Obama trying to talk college sports. He sounded like an alien who never had seen a game of any kind.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

You remember that great game at Lambert Field, don't you? When Pan Am defeated TWA in extra innings?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (YLq84)


and his recounting of the Penn State Nitt-a-lee Lions game.

Not a peep from the MFM.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (Ed8Zd)


Only outdone by his military expertise.

Corps-men.

Geezuz, Barry, read a fucking book once in a while.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (sy5kK)

278 trump is too much.

Posted by: mjc at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (Pg+x7)

279 I'll replace him. No one will notice.

Posted by: Fake Shemp at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (ldmQR)

280 The Chinese don't like African Americans but it's like Cassius Clay said during the Vietnam War - "none of them ever called me n@@$".

Vietnam was full of the French Foreign Legion a generation prior, and they'd left quite a few half-black bastards all over southeast Asia. And then the Americans showed up.

Thailand has a fairly well documented race problem to this day because of French and then American blacks visiting the local brothels. (There's a lot of half-white people there too, but they've assimilated better, because they blend better.) So, the Asians might not have got around to calling Cassius Clay a n@@$ but they had and have similar words for Cassius Clay's cousins.

It's just that Cassius Clay didn't ever go over there to see Oriental racism. He just saw what Americans had to say about him here.

Colin K is Cassius C's heir. He doesn't know what the Thai or the Viets say about half-black people there. He doesn't want to know.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 08:50 PM (ykYG2)

281 The other thing about Trump- he is very aware and connected to where he is. He's never the guy yelling "Hello, Detroit!" when he's in Cincinnati. Like Biden, or pretty much any of the dems.

Trump understands the US and the cities and how the different places contribute to the overall business success of everyone. That's not something that can be faked.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

282 One Fox employee notes to me that some Fox staffers "were here and have stayed here solely for Shep."

"Don't be surprised if there's an exodus," the person said, adding, "Fox hasn't just lost Shep today.


Great. Clean out all the fruits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:50 PM (YLq84)

283 Who says Exodus when talking about themselves?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (ODbpK)

284 The Shepites will just be able to pick and choose!
Posted by: The ARC

Maybe Shep will start a newsletter.

Posted by: Miklos, six million will buy a lot o f pixels at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

285 The WNBA probably has as many fans as The Cuckwark has readers

Hey, they're as popular as we are!

Posted by: Professional Women's Soccer! at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (I2/tG)

286 LA Sue @ 259- Shooting skeets. Pew-pew-pew.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (UUkQp)

287 Shep is deep into Appletinis right now.

Greek guy. Very hairy.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (6IpEX)

288 OT and because Im a pig, cute chick pink shirt to DJT's right has a bodacious rack.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (WQZ1O)

289 The Blue Angels used to make a wide pass over the Golden Gate Bridge, then south over the ocean, then east over the valley which I280 runs through.
Meaning I could see the pilots roughly equal altitude with my back window.
I think a few years ago DHS made them change their route.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

290
and his recounting of the Penn State Nitt-a-lee Lions game.

That he saw at Kaminsky Park.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (7rVsF)

291 He's fucking amazing.

He signs a historic trade deal with China in the morning, riffs like Rodney Dangerfield at night and deals with the fake investigation bullshit at the same time.

We are never going to see anything like him again.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

292 Fun fact: most of SF Bay is less than 12 feet deep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (YLq84)


You do not let that go without a fight, not that sort of resource. California wants to leave? Fine we retain San Francisco Bay and Coronado.

Not negotiable at all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (hI/80)

293 "He doesn't know what the Thai or the Viets say about half-black people there. He doesn't want to know."

Damn right.

Posted by: Commissioner Bele at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (ldmQR)

294 Huh. Never watched a single episode of Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (2B9A/)


I loved it back in the day. But, I've been a huge animation buff since forever, was in my early 30's, and was blown away they were airing it as a kids show. John K also took a lot of influence from Bob Clampett's WB days (I did work for them a few short years later).


The first season is classic, then the quality drops as the hippy ladies at Nick pushed the show's direction, and John K was shown the door. John snapped after that - and apparently turned out to be a real POS.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (Z1ykJ)

295 John K (now a known pedo) made RS homo on the Adult Swim run of the show.

Oh good grief. I had no idea. I wasn't ever a R&S fan but I was mildly amused at the antics in the early 1990s.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (ykYG2)

296 Exodus: a mass departure of people, especially immigrants

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (COzlW)

297 Somehow doubt any of these rally goers will be attacted leaving the arena

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (ZCEU2)

298 Lol. Trump going after Hunter again.

I wonder if he'll mention Shep? Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

299 poke A hontas

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (6IpEX)

300 Weren't the Shepites one of the tribes of Israel?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (iB1oa)

301 Huh. Never watched a single episode of Ren and Stimpy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 08:46 PM (2B9A/)

===

This is a grave error.

Posted by: Stimpson J. Cat at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (EZebt)

302 I've never been more mortifiedly embarassed for my country than the first time I saw Gaylord in his mom jeans and bicycle helmet.

Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (yb6r+)

For me it was when he went on his apology tour and bowed to the ragheads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:47 PM (YLq84)

For me it was when he was elected President.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (Pi4tC)


Re-elected. I give the country something of a pass, with enough nitwits who don't follow politics, maybe they thought it was nice to give the black guy a chance.

But a second time? As bad as Mittens was, I was genuinely ashamed when the results came in that night.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (hku12)

303 Everyone knew what Bronco Bama was about the first time he threw a baseball.

Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (K22Va)

304 "The fake news is always covering up on Joe Biden."

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (L2A48)

305 The Chinese don't like African Americans but it's like Cassius Clay said during the Vietnam War - "none of them ever called me n@@$".

Not in English. In Vietnamese, OTOH ...

Also, how many Vietnamese had he ever even seen, much less interacted with?

Nobody from Tajikstan has ever referred to me as a "honky," or as a "deplorable," either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (YLq84)

306 his makes me remember Obama trying to talk college sports. He sounded like an alien who never had seen a game of any kind.



Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)



You remember that great game at Lambert Field, don't you? When Pan Am defeated TWA in extra innings?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:43 PM (YLq84)




He is a big White Sox fan and attended many a game at Cominsky Field. Which is odd because the Sox played at Comiskey Park. And he was such a fan his favorite player was..uuhhh...uhhh..uhhh...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (5CdiQ)

307 Ed Henry to replace Shep? Too gay!

Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (Lg/Uq)

308 Everyone knew what Bronco Bama was about the first time he threw a baseball.
Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 08:53 PM (K22Va)


If you call that "throwing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:54 PM (YLq84)

309 One Fox employee notes to me that some Fox staffers "were here and have stayed here solely for Shep."

"Don't be surprised if there's an exodus," the person said, adding, "Fox hasn't just lost Shep today.

Yeah, because there are so many available jobs in media these days.

The Shepites will just be able to pick and choose!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 11, 2019 08:48 PM (I

*snort*

Good luck. Learn to code.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

310 Let's face it, replacing Shep is not going to be as big a deal as when they got a new Darren on Bewitched.

People actually noticed that and they had to put an explanation in the opening credits.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 11, 2019 08:54 PM (yhKst)

311 It's just that Cassius Clay didn't ever go over there to see Oriental racism. He just saw what Americans had to say about him here.

Russians used threaten black students at Patrice Lumumba University frequently. No likee.

Chinese have surrounded and attacked dormitories with African students on rumors of a black guy holding hands with a Chinese girl.

The terms "foreign devil" and "black devil" are actual things.

Posted by: Miklos, ni hao ma at October 11, 2019 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)

312
This is Shep worthy news:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7564007

FatAss has trouble peeing in her corset, so she gets her sister to wipe off her leg if she has an emergency.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:55 PM (f1Vqw)

313 It is pretty f'ing strange that no one has gotten a statement from Hunter, not even a running "no comment" as they chase him to his car.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 08:55 PM (jXrK7)

314 And lo, after the Exodus the ex-Fox employees wandered in the wilderness for 40 years but they never came across another such as Saint Shep of Eyeliner.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 11, 2019 08:55 PM (COzlW)

315 271 Shep is deep into Appletinis right now.

Damn you, iPhone. Don't pretend you don't know how to spell Appletini.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

The Apple iTini

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

316 "CNN, crooked as hell."

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 08:55 PM (L2A48)

317 Who says Exodus when talking about themselves?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (ODbpK)

Hebrews?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (Pi4tC)

318 [Ed Henry] lives in Chevy Chase, Maryland. Henry married Shirley Hung, a CNN senior producer in June 2010 in Las Vegas.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (6IpEX)

319 If it was a full house, 4,200.

It's always fun when "woke" feminists demand that males and females in professional sports be paid equally.

I support this, of course - it would kill all the women's professional sports leagues.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (I2/tG)

320 Why is stepen hayes calling shemp a journalist??

Name ONE story broken by shemp?
Name ONE instance of shemp actually "reporting."

He READ words on a teleprompter, and then, over the years, began to opinionate, without facts or evidence, on the day's events.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 08:18 PM (dj02Q)

In Europe, I think they call them presenters, or "readers" which seem way more accurate. They are certainly not reporters or journalists.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

321
I've never been more mortifiedly embarassed for my country than the first time I saw Gaylord in his mom jeans and bicycle helmet.

Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 08:44 PM (yb6r+)

For me it was when he went on his apology tour and bowed to the ragheads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

========

I was glad, yet embarrassed, when his speech at the Brandenburg Gate fizzled.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (K28Rw)

322 You do not let that go without a fight, not that sort of resource. California wants to leave? Fine we retain San Francisco Bay and Coronado.

Not negotiable at all.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 08:52 PM (hI/80)


Agreed.

I get pissed at money-grubbing developers trying to get snouts in the trough that is Camp Pendleton.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (YLq84)

323 And in that vein, don't get tattoos. Everybody else has them. Be different.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (hku12)


I too can't imagine getting a tattoo. Besides God making you perfect, I'd get sick of seeing the same damn thing forever. Do you never paint your rooms a different color? Eat different food?
Nothing more depressing being at the beach, seeing a beautiful young lass, and it looks like she fell in a dumpster full of magic markers and rolled down a hill.


I'm hoping the tat backlash comes soon. I'm guessing since kids all shave because the parents were all hairy - maybe gen Z or J or whatever decide to leave their skin the hell alone.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (Z1ykJ)

324 You do not let that go without a fight, not that sort of resource. California wants to leave? Fine we retain San Francisco Bay and Coronado.

Not negotiable at all.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Alcatraz might be useful.

Posted by: Miklos, very useful in fact at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)

325 I love our President

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (PkVlr)

326 Ed Henry will be tapped to replace Sheppy.



The guy in the Virginia High School League Hall of Fame?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Remembers the Titans at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

327 We heard that about the FBI and people quitting, never happened, and won't at Fox.

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 08:57 PM (ZCEU2)

328 289
The Blue Angels used to make a wide pass over the Golden Gate Bridge,
then south over the ocean, then east over the valley which I280 runs
through.

Meaning I could see the pilots roughly equal altitude with my back window.

I think a few years ago DHS made them change their route.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 11, 2019 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

I bought, and had framed, a picture of USS Macon soaring over the Golden Gate as the US battle fleet entered San Francisco Bay. (The bridge was under construction.) What a beautiful picture, what a weird time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 08:57 PM (hI/80)

329 Everyone knew what Bronco Bama was about the first time he threw a baseball.
Posted by: dartist

LOL! Forgot about that. In fairness, though, I've purposely repressed a lot from that 8-year nightmare.

Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 08:57 PM (yb6r+)

330 The terms "foreign devil" and "black devil" are actual things.
Posted by: Miklos, ni hao ma at October 11, 2019 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)
-----
Baak gwei lo! Cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at October 11, 2019 08:57 PM (iB1oa)

331 Hellooooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 08:57 PM (NWiLs)

332 Lisa and Struck again. There's something coming w/them.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

333 Final scene from Old Yeller.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 11, 2019 08:57 PM (xUvz+)

334 It's always fun when "woke" feminists demand that males and females in professional sports be paid equally.

I support this, of course - it would kill all the women's professional sports leagues.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (I2/tG)


Or cut male athletes' pay dramatically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (YLq84)

335 Settled: lady in pink does have a nice rack.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (Pi4tC)

336
[Ed Henry] lives in Chevy Chase, Maryland. Henry married Shirley Hung, a CNN senior producer in June 2010 in Las Vegas.
Posted by: mikeyG

=======

Update: Just 5 years later, Ed Henry had a 10-month affair with a Las Vegas stripper.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (K28Rw)

337 exodus is associated with religion to me. Shep's staffers saying that about themselves is irritating.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (ODbpK)

338 >>> I was glad, yet embarrassed, when his speech at the Brandenburg Gate fizzled.

Chicago is out?!?

Posted by: fluffy at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (yh0df)

339 I think you mean the USS Macon.
Not the French Prime Minister.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (w7KSn)

340 Ohh. She's not in love anymore. Sounds like someone has flipped.

And not in an anal way.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

341 whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

342 Former Trump ISS envoy Brett McGurk says Turkey's shelling of US special forces was no mistake.
Do not know what to make of this.

https://tinyurl.com/y4u8bemc

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (wiXsO)

343 Trump is repeating his material from last night.

I need to find a good movie or pick up a book.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

344 Russians used threaten black students at Patrice Lumumba University frequently. No likee.

Why do you think we set up a whole separate university for the Third Worlders?

Westerners were free to go to normal Russian universities.

Posted by: Sovietsky Soyuz! at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (I2/tG)

345 PDT dropping Hints again

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (BqBId)

346 How does Trump do it. Big rally late last night, trade deal done with Chi-coms (a huuuge success) and on to Louisianna to bring the American message to the people. Amazing man.

HA! Bullsh*t Impeachment and the place erupts!!!

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (KSBDE)

347 288 Bluefish-

That's the first thing I noticed when I sat down!

Nice rack..

Posted by: DBCooper at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (bttOm)

348 Insom!


Hey baby!

*wiggles*
*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE*
*rolls, pins and SMOOCHES!**

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (PkVlr)

349 "bullshit impeachment"

Atta boy Trump!!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (Pi4tC)

350 Should say ISIS

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (wiXsO)

351 'could've swore you typed USS Macron...
(slaps forehead...)

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (w7KSn)

352 Bullshit impeachment and the crowd goes nuts, lol.

Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (K22Va)

353 Name ONE story broken by shemp?

He broke one today. Made a grown man cry, it was so moving.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (HKPap)

354 >> Ed Henry had a 10-month affair with a Las Vegas stripper.

I remember that. He had to stay low for a week or two after that.

Ed is always smirking like some kid who just put a whooppie cushion in the teacher's chair and can't contain himself waiting for her to sit on it.

We then learned what he was really smirking about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 09:00 PM (f1Vqw)

355 Trump is repeating his material from last night.

Oh no. Not at all.
He is making them pay attention.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:00 PM (6IpEX)

356 Did Turkey really shell our special forces??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

357 And in that vein, don't get tattoos. Everybody else has them. Be different.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2019 08:49 PM (hku12)

I too can't imagine getting a tattoo. Besides God making you perfect, I'd get sick of seeing the same damn thing forever. Do you never paint your rooms a different color? Eat different food?
Nothing more depressing being at the beach, seeing a beautiful young lass, and it looks like she fell in a dumpster full of magic markers and rolled down a hill.


I'm hoping the tat backlash comes soon. I'm guessing since kids all shave because the parents were all hairy - maybe gen Z or J or whatever decide to leave their skin the hell alone.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (Z1ykJ)


That's what I'm wondering. No tattoos, and they'll show up in church.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2019 09:00 PM (hku12)

358
"Black ass" is still very much a term in Russia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)

359 348 Insom!


Hey baby!

*wiggles*
*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE*
*rolls, pins and SMOOCHES!**
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (PkVlr)

WOOHOO!!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

360 exodus is associated with religion to me. Shep's staffers saying that about themselves is irritating.

I'm extremely skeptical of this "lots of people will bail now" claim.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (KZzsI)

361 Ed Henry will be tapped to replace Sheppy.


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 08:22 PM

**********



Shemp is irreplaceable.


(10 seconds later)

We found someone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (5CdiQ)

362 see update--- Jake Tapper's retweeting demands to stop calling Shep Smith "left-wing." As if CNN's thinking of hiring Shep and they rilly rilly rilly want to pretend he's fair and objective. You know, like Jake Tapper.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)

363 Here he goes on Fox....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

364 So he's headed to NOLA to hit Bourbon street, get some butt loving and later snack on babies at the Super Dome. God speed Shemp, God Speed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (xUvz+)

365 Trump is on fire again

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (AQBtr)

366 329 Everyone knew what Bronco Bama was about the first time he threw a baseball.
Posted by: dartist

LOL! Forgot about that. In fairness, though, I've purposely repressed a lot from that 8-year nightmare.
Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 08:57 PM (yb6r+)


He wasn't any better at golf. Remember this swing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6-e-pxc7gY

He's obviously hopelessly unathletic. He looks like he was goosed halfway through his swing. And look at the way he bobs up and down. Good luck making square contact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (YLq84)

367 Leave Shep alone!!!

Posted by: brittany at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (ransv)

368

He broke one today. Made a grown man cry, it was so moving.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 08:59 PM (HKPap)


Did his makeup run?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (5CdiQ)

369 Trump talking about John Solomon!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

370 ne America News Retweeted
ChloeSalsameda's avatar
Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
1h
#BREAKING: Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Kevin McAleenan is leaving the White House & returning to the private sector. His replacement will be named next week.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 09:02 PM (BqBId)

371 Did Turkey really shell our special forces??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

Accidentally, supposedly.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:02 PM (Pi4tC)

372 Hey everybody, again.
Just shared with a friend at FB:

I bet Shep doesn't realize that once he goes to another network, he's NOT going to be treated with much respect, because other network people look way down their noses at anyone who used to work at Fox News.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2019 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

373 That's what I'm wondering. No tattoos, and they'll show up in church.

I keep wondering when the next generation that goes conservative to shock their parents will be. I grew up in one: people wore nice clothes to school, cut their hair, worked hard. This was right after the hippies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 09:02 PM (KZzsI)

374 Ohh. She's not in love anymore. Sounds like someone has flipped.



And not in an anal way.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 08:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

Big boys don't cry.

Posted by: 10cc Shep at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (q1Pj5)

375 He's on a roll

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (PkVlr)

376 'could've swore you typed USS Macron...
(slaps forehead...)
Posted by: navybrat,

It was christened with a lot of hype but then went nowhere.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (SfYbS)

377 I am really going to miss Shep Smith's "straight news" gun control rants.

It is amazing how few in the "conservative media" I have any respect for anymore.

My one goal in life is to save America from the #Communist revolution we are undergoing. If I can't, I want to make sure the Vichy conservatives suffer at the hands of the #Communists in a way they richly deserve.

PS - Who else wants to see George Will's lifeless body hanging from a bridge at the hands of his Communist allies? I find it so funny that the rich and conservative collaborators think they are going to be safe from the evil they are helping to unleash.


Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (9BmSv)

378 If no one goes to jail it will happen again and worse

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (ZCEU2)

379 Oh he's headed to CNN, no doubt. Het Shep, might want to make sure that check clears from PNN. Just sayin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (xUvz+)

380 "Black ass" is still very much a term in Russia.

Although they usually use "cherno mazi" to refer to people from the Caucasus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (I2/tG)

381 BREAKING: Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Kevin McAleenan is
leaving the White House returning to the private sector.


Chaos Erupts in Chaotic White House In Personnel Chaos
/CNN

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (6IpEX)

382
So Peter is getting a little surprise anal from Gummy?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (f1Vqw)

383 I get pissed at money-grubbing developers trying to get snouts in the trough that is Camp Pendleton.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (YLq84)


Camp Pendleton is the buffer that keeps San Diego from becoming a suburb of LA.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (aS1PU)

384 You know, like Jake Tapper.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)



Isn't it past your keto bedtime, young man?

Posted by: Miklos, hands on hips, maybe kinda Sheplike at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

385 Average WNBA attendance? 7500, but likely include lots of ticket giveaways to friends and family.

Total WNBA players payroll? $11.7 million, which equals the 119th highest individual annual salary in the NBA.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (U3/dZ)

386 Shep's body just floated down the street.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

387 BULLSHIT Impeachment.

crowd goes NUTS!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (6IpEX)

388 If he says "Shep will be missed at Fox" and smirks, I'll die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

389 Insom, it gets dark earlier and earlier these days.
Sure that's not Chris Matthews?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

390 He is losing this crowd by being this down in the weeds with this.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (ODbpK)

391 He's obviously hopelessly unathletic.



c'mon now. He's a can't miss at the free throw line

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (5CdiQ)

392 Nothing more depressing being at the beach, seeing a beautiful young lass, and it looks like she fell in a dumpster full of magic markers and rolled down a hill.


Agreed. I always think it looks like she rolled around in the funny papers.

Extensive tattooing reflects poor judgment. You're in your 20s, don't anticipate that in your threescore years and ten you might - just might - regret having done that? Do they seriously think that tattoos won't go out of fashion?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (YLq84)

393 Bongino gets a shout out!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (6IpEX)

394 Falling asleep again

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (ZCEU2)

395
The Armenian Radio is asked: What is the Socialist Brotherhood of Nations?

The Armenian Radio answers: It's when Russians, Ukrainians, Armenians and Georgians join together to beat up the Uzbeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (7rVsF)

396 That's what I'm wondering. No tattoos, and they'll show up in church.
-----------------------
I keep wondering when the next generation that goes conservative to shock their parents will be. I grew up in one: people wore nice clothes to school, cut their hair, worked hard. This was right after the hippies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 09:02 PM (KZzsI)


I don't know how much of it still goes on, but the kids on Tik Tok were getting everyone in a vapor, because they were openly mocking the race/gender bs.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (hku12)

397 Man, I totally forgot about TV's Andy Levy. Makes me think about Gutfeld's repulsive sidekick, Bill Schultz.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (/Njku)

398 Dallas has lost it's fucking mind. They are pushing for a Botham Jean St

Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (WysMc)

399 c'mon now. He's a can't miss at the free throw line
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (5CdiQ)


Can't miss the free throw line? Can't miss the entire backboard? What?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (YLq84)

400 The only way Shep seems anything but left wing to you is if you're so far left he feels moderate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (KZzsI)

401 Great buddy cop movie btw:

Shep Smith! Chris Matthews!

They're BUTT BUDDIES!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

402 Shep. What a fag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (ZYB2s)

403 Don't let the door hit ya where Don Lemon split ya.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (xUvz+)

404 Anyone willing to leave FOX on account of Shep would be serving the common good. Why don't they ever follow through on their commitments?

Posted by: DC at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (/TvO8)

405 Trump is gonna buy Fox after 2024.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:06 PM (6IpEX)

406 If he says "Shep will be missed at Fox" and smirks, I'll die.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (ptqGC)



Some holes can never be filled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:06 PM (ZYB2s)

407 It is pretty f'ing strange that no one has gotten a statement from Hunter, not even a running "no comment" as they chase him to his car.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
-------

Hunter can't say *anything* without digging a deeper hole.

Moreover, I'm sure that his attorneys have told him to keep his freaking mouth shut.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (eYD0A)

408 This is amazing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (ZLI7S)

409 Nervous Nancy

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (L2A48)

410 I'll bet Pete Stroke-struck is having a rage-stroke over Trump Making fun of him..

Posted by: DBCooper at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (bttOm)

411 405
Trump is gonna buy Fox after 2024.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:06 PM (6IpEX)

========


Don't tease me bro!

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (WqPYg)

412 So when does Challahpundit leave Tepid Air for Mrs. Kristol's official creampie vacuum?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (xUvz+)

413 Hunter is likely in rehab.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (f8ilN)

414 Armenian Radio jokes. Heh.

Frederick Pohl's best book isn't "Gateway". It's "Chernobyl".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

415 The Armenian Radio answers: It's when Russians, Ukrainians, Armenians and Georgians join together to beat up the Uzbeks.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Posted by: Kazak National Anthem! at October 11, 2019 09:07 PM (I2/tG)

416 Anyone willing to leave FOX on account of Shep would be serving the common good. Why don't they ever follow through on their commitments?
Posted by: DC
---------
Well, it's not as though they are principled people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2019 09:08 PM (eYD0A)

417 A big loss in large part because of the obvious lack of will to replace him with "the next Shep Smith."

Alas, Rip Taylor is dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:08 PM (ZYB2s)

418 404
Anyone willing to leave FOX on account of Shep would be serving the
common good. Why don't they ever follow through on their commitments?

Posted by: DC at October 11, 2019 09:05 PM (/TvO

=========


They're as principled as the rank-and-file at the FBI and DOJ.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:08 PM (WqPYg)

419 Lisa doesn't love Peter anymore.

PDT repeated this again tonight; there's a reason. I'm guessing she's spilling her guts.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2019 09:08 PM (sGotD)

420 Hunter is under wraps in a Witless Protection Program.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 09:09 PM (L2A48)

421 Shep knows Trump is gonna get re-elected and can't stomach the thought of having to lie about it

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:09 PM (AQBtr)

422 417
A big loss in large part because of the obvious lack of will to replace him with "the next Shep Smith."



Alas, Rip Taylor is dead.



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:08 PM (ZYB2s)

=======

LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)

423 Moreover, I'm sure that his attorneys have told him to keep his freaking mouth shut.

Hunter's also dodging process servers from that Arkansas paternity case.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 11, 2019 09:09 PM (I2/tG)

424 He is losing this crowd by being this down in the weeds with this.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 09:04 PM (ODbpK)

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:09 PM (Pi4tC)

425 417, lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2019 09:10 PM (ODbpK)

426 Don't let the door hit ya where Don Lemon split ya.

From what I've garnered about Lemon and Shep both, they weren't into other gay men. They were into seducing wavering straight men. Very much younger men in Shep's case, especially.

Creeps.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)

427 #LeftWingShepSmith

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 11, 2019 09:10 PM (ixZj7)

428 Jedediah Bila @JedediahBila
I've been off Twitter all day. I've always said that Shep does breaking news coverage better than anyone I know. And that kind of coverage is very difficult to do well. He's also always been incredibly kind to me. I wish him nothing but happiness as he begins a new chapter.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 09:10 PM (BqBId)

429 420
Hunter is under wraps in a Witless Protection Program.


Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 09:09 PM (L2A4

========


"We're thinking the Clinton Crime Syndicate has taken care of Hunter, if you know what we mean." -- Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Seth Rich, and Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:10 PM (WqPYg)

430 Trump should paraphrase da Guvna, Edwin Edwards-

The only way I lose in 2020 is if they catch me in bed with a Biden"

Posted by: Miklos, yes indeed, cher at October 11, 2019 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

431 I never saw Obama's golf swing. Not exactly Fred Couples, I am guessing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 09:11 PM (2B9A/)

432 Hunter is probably where a extradition treaty can't get him

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 09:11 PM (ZCEU2)

433 Jedediah Bila @JedediahBila


Stick with ass pics, JB.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:11 PM (6IpEX)

434
Hunter is likely in rehab.

Or just floated by insomniac.

Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 09:12 PM (K22Va)

435 431 I never saw Obama's golf swing. Not exactly Fred Couples, I am guessing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 09:11 PM (2B9A/)


Check out the link I provided above. Stephen Hawking had a better swing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:12 PM (YLq84)

436 I want the job as process server for Poon Hunter. I'd do it pro bono. My payment would be seeing his red face as I serve him the papers whilst he's out about town.

I'll even use the word 'whilst'. I want to serve Poon Hunter the papers wearing a weskit (waistcoat) and a top hat and a monocle.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 09:12 PM (ykYG2)

437 >>Lisa doesn't love Peter anymore.

>>PDT repeated this again tonight; there's a reason. I'm guessing she's spilling her guts.


Strzok was fired.

Page was allowed to resign.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)

438 Jedediah Bila @JedediahBila
I've been off Twitter all day. I've always said that Shep does breaking news coverage better than anyone I know. And that kind of coverage is very difficult to do well. He's also always been incredibly kind to me. I wish him nothing but happiness as he begins a new chapter.
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 09:10 PM (BqBId)

Hot minus stupid equals zero.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:12 PM (Pi4tC)

439 Given a choice in Fox willowy brunettes, I would have to go with Kennedy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 09:12 PM (2B9A/)

440
Hunter is now a liability. He's wherever Ghislaine Maxwell is. And she may soon be with Jimmy Hoffa, if not already.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 09:13 PM (f1Vqw)

441 I never saw Obama's golf swing. Not exactly Fred Couples, I am guessing?

His bike riding and basketball skills should answer that question.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2019 09:13 PM (dUJdY)

442 exodus is associated with religion to me. Shep's staffers saying that about themselves is irritating.

Movement of jah' people!!!!

Posted by: Ya Maan at October 11, 2019 09:13 PM (LPnfS)

443 I never saw Obama's golf swing. Not exactly Fred Couples, I am guessing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 09:11 PM (2B9A/)

Makes Charles Barkley look like Tiger Woods.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:13 PM (Pi4tC)

444 I'll even use the word 'whilst'. I want to serve Poon Hunter the papers wearing a weskit (waistcoat) and a top hat and a monocle.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

And spats, I'd assume.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:13 PM (SfYbS)

445 Shemp is irreplaceable.


(10 seconds later)

We found someone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (5CdiQ)

You and Mortimer have a one-dollar bet going on, by any chance?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 11, 2019 09:14 PM (z79tQ)

446
I'm not gonna fault Jedidiah for that. She's being nice, and she's also massively, extremely pregnant right now. The hormones probably have her all emotional and crying at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 09:14 PM (f1Vqw)

447 Strzok was fired.
Page was allowed to resign.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Yeah, I know. And you know that I know that, JackStraw!

But I'm thinking that maybe she's one of the ones who came back to "fix" her testimony.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2019 09:15 PM (sGotD)

448 Over or Under 3 Months before Chris Wallace leaves Fox News to take over "Face the Nation" and "60 Minutes"?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 11, 2019 09:15 PM (9BmSv)

449 I would no more take any notice of anything the NeverTrumpers say than I would read a strict vegetarian's ranking of the best steak houses.

At best, like NT, he would tell me how well his salad was tossed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 09:15 PM (l9m7l)

450 McAleenan is out? McAleenan is out??


Excellent. If, finally, a good person can be found for that key slot. A touch of Gen. Patton or MacArthur would be helpful. Most important/worst led agency under Trump.


And AFAIK, no, Turks did *not* shell our position near Kobane. They hit a YPG post 1km from ours; DOD squawked to the Ottomans and they ceased fire. According to Turks, the YPG position had been the origin of mortar fire on a Turkish border town nearby.


Kurds and many others very anxious to generate max hysteria over Turkish operation - understandable, that's their best play. But they should not be trusted any more than the Turks. Obviously.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:16 PM (QDnY+)

451 Jedidiah for that. She's ...

Jedidiah is a woman??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:16 PM (YLq84)

452 Someone Named "Shep Smith" Fired: Maybelline Hardest Hit

Posted by: Manufactured News Network at October 11, 2019 09:16 PM (Ndje9)

453
Agreed.



I get pissed at money-grubbing developers trying to get snouts in the trough that is Camp Pendleton.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 08:56 PM (YLq84


Back in the 1980's and 1990's we had that in Michigan with developers and politicians wanting to get into Selfridge. It is still the (now) ANG base with every service having a stake in the place.* Being on the shore of Lake St. Clair Selfridge is very desirable land. Since 9/11 the "condemn let's have condos!" talk has disappeared. I think since 9/11 the fact that it is big, in the metro area, and you can place anything there, makes Selfridge too darn attractive.


*Selfridge was established in 1917; named after Lt. Selfridge who died in an air accident [the first!] when he was in a flight with Orville Wright.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 09:16 PM (hI/80)

454 Jedediah Bila @JedediahBila
I've been off Twitter all day. I've always said that Shep does breaking news coverage better than anyone I know. And that kind of coverage is very difficult to do well. He's also always been incredibly kind to me. I wish him nothing but happiness as he begins a new chapter.
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 09:10 PM
**************
I'm sure you will have others say nice things about him. It's what you do when someone leaves.
I've done the same.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2019 09:17 PM (wiXsO)

455 He's obviously hopelessly unathletic. He looks like he was goosed halfway through his swing. And look at the way he bobs up and down. Good luck making square contact.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Damn! Just damn. For all the golfing he did, that's his golf swing? That hurt my eyeballs.

You know those lackeys out there with him had to say shit like, "Great stroke! You tore the cover off that one, boss!"

Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 09:17 PM (yb6r+)

456 Pink shirt lady sticks real close to her man. I'd like to be his left arm right about now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:17 PM (Pi4tC)

457
Jedidiah is a woman??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Or a bullfrog?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 09:17 PM (7rVsF)

458
Who's that shrimp? He looks like a crook to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 11, 2019 09:17 PM (K28Rw)

459 Jedidiah is a woman??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:16 PM (YLq84)
~~~~~

You got a problem with that?

Posted by: A boy named Sue at October 11, 2019 09:18 PM (sGotD)

460 By far the best natural politician in my lifetime.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

461 Makes Charles Barkley look like Tiger Woods.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:13 PM (Pi4tC)



In an interview Barkley said that Barry was terrible at basketball. He's got one move on the court and it's not very good. I'm surprised that Barkley wasn't unpersoned for that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 09:18 PM (5CdiQ)

462 I'm not gonna fault Jedidiah for that. She's being nice, and she's also massively, extremely pregnant right now. The hormones probably have her all emotional and crying at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 09:14 PM (f1Vqw)


Don't be ridiculous. Hormones don't affect behavior or emotion.

Just don't be around the big guys in the gym when they're bulking up for a contest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:18 PM (YLq84)

463 Bringing both Rep candidates up is both classy and clever.

Trump is better for Republicans than Republicans have been for Trump.

Posted by: Miklos, actual political Scientist according to Tulane in New Orleans at October 11, 2019 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

464 We found someone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 09:01 PM (5CdiQ)

You and Mortimer have a one-dollar bet going on, by any chance?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 11, 2019 09:14 PM (z79tQ)



Watch. They'll get the Nobel Prize for this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:19 PM (ZYB2s)

465 2 Pubbies splitting the LA vote for Gov... The Dem has to like that.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 09:19 PM (L2A48)

466 Robbie Soave and a three dollar bill have much in common... including IQ.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 11, 2019 09:19 PM (pw+jk)

467 I was at Walmart today. The outside petitioners just get crazier and crazier here in California.

- "Make meat-eating illegal!!"

- "Save the transgender whales!"

- "I'll sue you if you don't sign my petition to combat lawsuit abuse!!"

:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2019 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

468 Damn! Just damn. For all the golfing he did, that's his golf swing? That hurt my eyeballs.

You know those lackeys out there with him had to say shit like, "Great stroke! You tore the cover off that one, boss!"
Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 09:17 PM (yb6r+)


Obama used to yell "fore!" to give the worms in front of the tee box a chance to duck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:19 PM (YLq84)

469 Just don't be around the big guys in the gym when they're bulking up for a contest.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You mean that one time with Janet Reno?

Posted by: Miklos, still having nightmares at October 11, 2019 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

470 >> Jedidiah is a woman??

Yes, she identifies as one, and very well. Do an image search. And I erred, it's Jedediah, how she spells it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 09:20 PM (f1Vqw)

471 We're watching history being made.

Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 09:20 PM (K22Va)

472

Most people with tattoos forget that most people will see them from a fair distance, so they need to be fairly basic lest they look like you have smeared motor oil on your arms or front.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 11, 2019 09:20 PM (FTPn0)

473 The rumor that Shep is fair and balanced will soon be forgotten

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:20 PM (AQBtr)

474
You know those lackeys journalists out there with him had to say shit like, "Great stroke! You tore the cover off that one, boss!"

Fixed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 09:20 PM (7rVsF)

475 >>But I'm thinking that maybe she's one of the ones who came back to "fix" her testimony.

Could be. Trump is always dropping hints.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)

476 460
By far the best natural politician in my lifetime.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

I think a politician is just another salesman. But as a showman, promoter, marketer, and salesman, that is something else.


Imagine if PT Barnum had turned away from honest work and created an advertising firm, and then consultants for political marketing?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 09:21 PM (hI/80)

477 John Kennedy Toole is a Senator ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:22 PM (AQBtr)

478 Most people with tattoos forget that most people will see them from a fair distance, so they need to be fairly basic lest they look like you have smeared motor oil on your arms or front.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 11, 2019 09:20 PM (FTPn0)



So the HAPPY HOUR tattoo with the arrow pointing to my anus will look funny from a distance?

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 11, 2019 09:22 PM (ZYB2s)

479 When breaking stories happened, I went to cnn, TO CNN, to get a less homo crying bullshit interpretation of events.

Less hysterical than Shep. That is cnn.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 11, 2019 09:23 PM (pw+jk)

480 Camp Pendleton is giving up land for civilian development????


Must be misunderstanding all this.


Pendleton is sacred ground, in part because it preserves a ginormous and beautiful chunk of coastal CA. Just wish their ranges had more openings for outside shooters. Nice golf course, too, gotta get back up there. Artillery in the background and rattlesnakes in the rough - my kind of golf.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:24 PM (QDnY+)

481 Scalise

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 09:24 PM (L2A48)

482 All those white men on stage....the Social Justice Whores must be having coronaries.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:24 PM (Pi4tC)

483 Shep who?

Posted by: BluesFish at October 11, 2019 09:24 PM (WQZ1O)

484 So the HAPPY HOUR tattoo with the arrow pointing to my anus will look funny from a distance?
Posted by: Shep Smith

In 2 decades or so, it will be darkly ironic for the public health nurse who has to wipe you.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:24 PM (SfYbS)

485 Jedidiah.

NSFW
(Not Safe for Wives.)

https://tinyurl.com/y4mh6nn6

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:24 PM (6IpEX)

486 So FOX has lost the guy who try to run someone over for a parking place in 2000

Nice mug shot cocksucker

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:24 PM (AQBtr)

487
Work sixteen hours and what do you get
Another day older and deeper in Shep

Posted by: Disgruntled FNC Cameraman at October 11, 2019 09:25 PM (t5m5e)

488 Jedidiah is a woman??

Yes, she identifies as one, and very well. Do an image search. And I erred, it's Jedediah, how she spells it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 09:20 PM (f1Vqw)

I'd take pink shirt lady over her in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:25 PM (Pi4tC)

489



How Dare You!


Posted by: Greta Thunberg at October 11, 2019 09:26 PM (+gqql)

490 I know on one of his first albums, Elvis has a song called "Old Shep."

About putting an old dog out to pasture... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2019 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

491
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2019 09:26 PM (KCxzN)

492 Trump breaking any new ground tonight?


Really should watch but I've been distracted by failed home repair and gunsmithing adventures, debacles, furious about it.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:26 PM (QDnY+)

493 About putting an old dog out to pasture... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2019 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)



That's a death sentence since dogs don't eat grass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:27 PM (ZYB2s)

494 I'll give credit to Shep for this: NO ONE covered bears on trampolines or falling out of trees better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

495 I'd take pink shirt lady over her in a heartbeat

Blue shirt lady is smuggling cantalopes.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:27 PM (6IpEX)

496 Jane, Shep has a great future of 20 seasons of "America's Funniest Home Videos" in front of him. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2019 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)

497 A big loss in large part because of the obvious lack of will to replace him with "the next Shep Smith."

And just where in the hell are we supposed to find a gay, Obama-loving Teleprompter reader for tomorrow's show? Hold on...lemme call Richard Branson...

Posted by: Fox News Exec at October 11, 2019 09:28 PM (Ibwur)

498 Trump will prolly have rallies 10 years from now, he loves it so

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:28 PM (AQBtr)

499 I'll give credit to Shep for this: NO ONE covered bears on trampolines or falling out of trees better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Bears on trampolines was how the Russian version of The Man Show always ended.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:28 PM (SfYbS)

500 His sheer broadcasting talent is off the charts & he's always cared deeply about getting the story right.

Still stunned.


Get a room, homo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:29 PM (ZYB2s)

501 oof. Jexi is 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. The trailer made it look okay for a Her ripoff. Looks like it's even worse than Her. Which was a very bad movie.

El Camino is ranked very high so if you liked Breaking Bad, that's something to watch.

And then there's that Korean flick Parasite, which our betters are pushing on us. Feh.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 09:30 PM (ykYG2)

502

I'd just like to point out something.
When I bitterly scold the UN or every adult in general, I'm really addressing my parents.

For instance, when I say "you've stolen my childhood," that's me talking to my parents.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at October 11, 2019 09:30 PM (+gqql)

503 Here' a Turkish version of today's border festivities that people are talking about:


https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu


DOD has confirmed no harm to American personnel. I'm wondering why there are any there, still. This *had* to be an area included in Trump's pull-back order, one would think.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:30 PM (QDnY+)

504 I've told my Shep Smith/Bret Baier Las Vegas story more than once so I won't repeat it. I will say he turned out to be a liberal Nancy and that memory is tainted. However he was a very polite gal that night. (and can't play blackjack worth a shit)

Posted by: Molly k. at October 11, 2019 09:30 PM (C1NuF)

505 Harris Faulkner has put in the time, but I can see Lara Logan getting a shot at the timeslot. She burned her bridges with the MSM with that Joe Rogan interview a few months back.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 11, 2019 09:30 PM (F0ei9)

506 So, Shep 'writes' a book, a memoir of his days at Fox? I'd bet on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2019 09:30 PM (eYD0A)

507 "the next Shep Smith."



Is Charles Nelson Reilly still alive?

Posted by: Biergood at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (yb6r+)

508 460
By far the best natural politician in my lifetime.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

=======


"The history books will be far kinder to me." -- Bill "Syphilitic Brain Rot" Clinton

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (WqPYg)

509 Get rid of Chris Wallace and Nappy and you can board up the gloryhole at FOX

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (AQBtr)

510 I'd take pink shirt lady over her in a heartbeat

Blue shirt lady is smuggling cantalopes.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:27 PM (6IpEX)

Can't see her.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (Pi4tC)

511 Dark skinned, possibly Indian hottie at 9 o clock

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (6IpEX)

512 Most people with tattoos forget that most people will see them from a fair distance

It's the NBA ones that I don't get. Dudes, some of you are really dark. You know, like ink.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (1+J19)

513 Bringing up the little league champs

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (L2A48)

514 506
So, Shep 'writes' a book, a memoir of his days at Fox? I'd bet on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2019 09:30 PM (eYD0A)

=======

I'd call it "Deep Throat."

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (WqPYg)

515

Let's remember Shep as he was: As a preening car-chase game-show host who mistook himself for a newsman.



Ted Baxter >>>>>Shemp

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 09:32 PM (5CdiQ)

516 I rather liked the Russian bear riding in the Wehrmacht-designed Russki-made sidecar that was posted here a while back.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:32 PM (QDnY+)

517 Camp Pendleton is giving up land for civilian development????

Must be misunderstanding all this.


You are. They're not giving up Camp Pendleton (AFAIK), but the money-grubbing developers have pushed for this for decades now. To hell with the defense of the country: there's money to be made, is their motto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:33 PM (YLq84)

518 Should get someone great to take over at 3 and at 4, go right into the five.

dominate from 3 til midnight

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:33 PM (AQBtr)

519 Pres. Trump is 6'4" and that 12 year old is damn near as tall as he is.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:33 PM (SfYbS)

520 OMG. Trump and the Little League champions!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

521 Ohhhhh. I see PBS is airing 'The Hispanic Heritage Awards'. Surely Jorge Ramos must be a winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2019 09:34 PM (eYD0A)

522 Ted Baxter was a funny gag

shep was a ..........................

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:34 PM (AQBtr)

523 future looking pretty good

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:34 PM (6IpEX)

524 It's the NBA ones that I don't get. Dudes, some of you are really dark. You know, like ink.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (1+J19)


I've never gotten that either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:34 PM (YLq84)

525 i'm glad he didn't bring up choking last night in minneapolis

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at October 11, 2019 09:35 PM (L2A48)

526 There was that time during the Florida recount when he ran down someone who was standing in a parking spot for her boss.

Posted by: MikeN at October 11, 2019 09:36 PM (o/eHL)

527 how old was the kid shep got caught with?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2019 09:36 PM (KP5rU)

528 That was cool with the Little League champs.

Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 09:36 PM (K22Va)

529 > >> Jedidiah is a woman??

I thought Jedediah was a bullfrog. Good friend, always had an excellent wine cellar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 09:36 PM (Do2h6)

530 "The history books will be far kinder to me." -- Bill "Syphilitic Brain Rot" Clinton

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:31 PM (WqPYg)








History will absolve him?

#fidelrotsinhell

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2019 09:37 PM (eXA4G)

531 Ohhhhh. I see PBS is airing 'The Hispanic Heritage Awards'. Surely Jorge Ramos must be a winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2019 09:34 PM (eYD0A)

Heh, I read that as whiner.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 09:37 PM (Pi4tC)

532 > Another Trump rally. He is Superman.

No kidding. I don't think I could've kept up that kind of schedule when I was 20, much less in my 70s.

He's more machine than man.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 09:37 PM (Do2h6)

533 Check out the cute little blonde off of Trump's left shoulder

she's mouthing things for the camera

not that kinda thing, filthy mind

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:37 PM (AQBtr)

534 That was cool with the Little League champs.
Posted by: dartist at October 11, 2019 09:36 PM (K22Va)



They're finished. They'll never work in this town again.

Posted by: Hollywood at October 11, 2019 09:37 PM (ZYB2s)

535 No kidding. I don't think I could've kept up that kind of schedule when I was 20, much less in my 70s.

He's more machine than man.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 09:37 PM (Do2h6)


Ummm, HELLLOOOOO!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at October 11, 2019 09:38 PM (ZYB2s)

536 Pendleton is sacred ground, in part because it
preserves a ginormous and beautiful chunk of coastal CA. Just wish their
ranges had more openings for outside shooters. Nice golf course, too,
gotta get back up there. Artillery in the background and rattlesnakes in
the rough - my kind of golf.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:24 PM (QDnY+)

___________


I always got a kick out of the fact that you've got a border patrol checkpoint there on hour or more north of the border -- along with those goofy traffic sign warnings showing an illegal mother and her kids bolting across the freeway.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:38 PM (WqPYg)

537 Ohhhhh. I see PBS is airing 'The Hispanic Heritage Awards'. Surely Jorge Ramos must be a winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Does Justin Trudeau count, being half Cubano and all?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:38 PM (SfYbS)

538 > It's the NBA ones that I don't get. Dudes, some of you are really dark. You know, like ink.

The failure to develop white tattoo ink is yet one more indication of the inherent racism in our patriarchal fascisto-capitalist white supremacist society.

Because, you know, capitalism is all about ignoring marketable products.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 09:40 PM (Do2h6)

539 Shep can always do a daily podcast for The Dispatch crew.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 09:40 PM (U3/dZ)

540 Does Justin Trudeau count, being half Cubano and all?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:38 PM (SfYbS)



Wait. That's a sandwich, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:40 PM (ZYB2s)

541 along with those goofy traffic sign warnings showing an illegal mother and her kids bolting across the freeway.

ANCHOR BABY XING

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:40 PM (6IpEX)

542 Someone needs to make up a Chep Guervara T-shirt for these cucks crying for Shep.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 11, 2019 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

543 Shep can always do a daily podcast fluff for The Dispatch crew.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 09:40 PM (U3/dZ)


FIFY

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:41 PM (ZYB2s)

544 Wonder what Meggy K is up to

begging maybe

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:41 PM (AQBtr)

545 Wait. That's a sandwich, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

It was only a sandwich if he could get more than 1 student to "stay after class", apparently.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:42 PM (SfYbS)

546 Little League champs on AF1 has to be an unbeatable politically good move.


I'm guessing none of the kids "declined" the WH invitation on this one, unlike some pro sports trash.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:42 PM (QDnY+)

547 Shep leaves some big gay left wing shoes to fill

Posted by: x at October 11, 2019 09:42 PM (nFwvY)

548 FIFY
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:41 PM (ZYB2s)















543 Shep can always do a daily podcast fluff for The Dispatch crew.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 11, 2019 09:40 PM (U3/dZ)

FIFY
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 09:41 PM (ZYB2s)

snort







Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:42 PM (AQBtr)

549 Speaking of Andy Levy, I just wanted to remind everyone that all who appeared on Red Eye turned out to be a nevertrumper. Even Greg.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2019 09:43 PM (AwPyG)

550 I always got a kick out of the fact that you've got a border patrol checkpoint there on hour or more north of the border

It's there because of Camp Pendleton, I suspect. It's a natural choke point on I-5 between SD and LA. The checkpoint has the ocean on one side, and Camp Pendleton on the other. Effectively no way to go around the checkpoint.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:43 PM (YLq84)

551 El no es cubano, el es mentecato (hes not cuban, hes an idiot)

Posted by: Admiral marcuz at October 11, 2019 09:43 PM (x+C/t)

552 man that was close

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:43 PM (AQBtr)

553 Ohhhhh. I see PBS is airing 'The Hispanic Heritage Awards'. Surely Jorge Ramos must be a winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The one who brags about voting in both US and Mexican elections?

Posted by: Miklos, not sure if it is legale at October 11, 2019 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

554 Speaking of Andy Levy, I just wanted to remind everyone that all who appeared on Red Eye turned out to be a nevertrumper. Even Greg.
Posted by: artemis

Not Gavin.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:43 PM (SfYbS)

555 Does Justin Trudeau count, being half Cubano and all?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 11, 2019 09:38 PM (SfYbS)

When I first heard that Trudeau might be the unholy get of Fidel, I said, oh, what a bunch of hogwash. then I saw side-by-side pics.

Immona say, plausible.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Former Medic at October 11, 2019 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)

556 HOW do figure Gutfeld for a Nevertrumper? Every Saturday show is a ode to Trump.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 11, 2019 09:45 PM (f8ilN)

557 > People actually noticed that and they had to put an explanation in the opening credits.

What was the explanation? The first Darrin wasn't gay enough?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 09:45 PM (Do2h6)

558 @356 Did Turkey really shell our special forces??

----------------

I don't know for sure. But Instapundit has a link up that says a single artillery round landed "close" to a military base, and then notes that a single individual is insisting US troops were shelled.

Until I hear otherwise, I'm inclined to think that an artillery round landed where it wasn't supposed to, and rumors about it blew it out of proportion.

Posted by: junior at October 11, 2019 09:45 PM (Fp6vo)

559 Those signs are long gone, not sure why, and that BP checkpoint has not been open [working] in ages. Ones closer to the border/east county are almost always active, and there's even "action" at the one on I-8 towards El Centro [high speed chases, etc]. I usually stop and chat with the guys at the one on the way to my outdoor range, which is also nearly always open.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

560 Flipping between RSBC and Fox you can see more Trump hotties.

Dayum, CB. Pink shirt lady has my attention.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 09:46 PM (6IpEX)

561 I don't think Gutfeld is a NeverTrumper.

Posted by: A boy named Sue at October 11, 2019 09:46 PM (sGotD)

562 It's the NBA ones that I don't get. Dudes, some of you are really dark. You know, like ink.

Related: why do black athletes put on eyeblack? Do they get that much glare off their cheekbones?

Serious question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:46 PM (YLq84)

563 > What was the explanation? The first Darrin wasn't gay enough?

Hah! Apparently Dick Sargent, the second (gay) Darrin, had the birth name Richard Cox, and was credited as Dick Cox in some of his early roles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 09:46 PM (Do2h6)

564 ONT IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at October 11, 2019 09:47 PM (ZCEU2)

565 I usually stop and chat with the guys at the one on the way to my outdoor range, which is also nearly always open.
Posted by: rhomboid

I don't understand why the entire southern border is not an outdoor range.

Posted by: Miklos, with bounties paid at October 11, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

566 "They cheat like hell."

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 09:47 PM (L2A48)

567 Trump is not only a LIAR but hes mentally unfit to hold office!!!!

New WHISTLEBLOWER speaks the truth that Trump drinks way more Diet Cokes than he earlier divulged!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at October 11, 2019 09:47 PM (NH9pa)

568 ONT is up.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2019 09:48 PM (sGotD)

569 Whole Lotta Rosie.

the only thing better than hearing Angus shred is watching Angus shred. I friggin' love this song.

Bon Scott AC/DC is best AC/DC.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Former Medic at October 11, 2019 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

570 Can trolls get willowed?

(ONT.)

Posted by: WaterCow at October 11, 2019 09:48 PM (NH9pa)

571 Gutfeld was not a Trump fan at first but being an honest guy he has changed

Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 09:48 PM (AQBtr)

572 @JoeBiden
Let me make something clear to President Trump: I'm not going anywhere.


"Son of a bitch!", Joe is correct.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 09:48 PM (1+J19)

573 junior see my link in #5O3 re incident on Turkish border - quick assessment is nothingburger/Kurd desinformatsiya. No casualties.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 09:48 PM (QDnY+)

574 It's there because of Camp Pendleton, I
suspect. It's a natural choke point on I-5 between SD and LA. The
checkpoint has the ocean on one side, and Camp Pendleton on the other.
Effectively no way to go around the checkpoint.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 09:43 PM (YLq84)

========

Yes, figured that to be the case. More a commentary that so many get in beyond the southern border.
My wife and I did the Mud Run there one year -- a total blast!

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 09:48 PM (WqPYg)

575 *World-weary Norman sigh*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Former Medic at October 11, 2019 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

576 BREAKING NEWS

I'M BACK

Posted by: GERALDO at October 11, 2019 09:49 PM (AQBtr)

577 @561
Yes, and it was disappointing. Remember how much he loved Bolton? and Amy Shumer? etc, etc, etc.
I think he's like so many others who can no longer be trusted--he just sees which way the wind is blowing

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2019 09:52 PM (AwPyG)

578 Newsmen hold themselves in very high regard.

Posted by: Chris M at October 11, 2019 10:03 PM (6XZdO)

579 Shep got old and realized there was only so much time to fist & felch. Gots to do it now. Burn in Hell, Shep.

Posted by: No man at October 11, 2019 10:26 PM (sg4mJ)

580 Trump farts in elevators just before he gets out !!!! I am sending a complaint to Adam "Schiff for Brains" to see if this is impeachable !!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 11, 2019 10:44 PM (qM84C)

581 Trump farts in elevators just before he gets out !!!! I am sending a complaint to Adam "Schiff for Brains" to see if this is impeachable !!!!!!!!

Also I saw 2 empty seats at that Louisiana rally on TV today.... Trump lied about this being sold out and a full house !!!!!!~

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 11, 2019 10:47 PM (qM84C)

582 IKEA for military jets? No--SAAB!

Posted by: Otto Zilch at October 11, 2019 11:04 PM (U2esv)

583 Shemp will go over to CNN to become Peg Boy for Lemon and Cooper.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at October 11, 2019 11:18 PM (WJcbb)

584 I don't care why Shep left Fox.

I just wonder why they kept him for over fifteen years to begin with.

And if I watched Fox, I'd say I was glad he's gone.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Settling All Family Business at October 11, 2019 11:59 PM (Clxcy)

585 I remember Shep calling Jonathan Hunt "Jonathan (unt" on live teevee.
Oh, the Shep memories.
THIS MADE MY DAY, MORONS
I especially like the thought of the "exodus" of FOX peoples. Hopefully Crying Cavuto, Juan, Wallace, McCallum and others.

I haven't watched FOX since the Megyn Kelly bleeding from everywhere debate.
I do read other comments about the weasel never Trumpers on FOX, but life is good without them. What does Jonah and Big Ben Shapiro say. waaaaaa

Posted by: ChristyBlinky has osteoporosis at October 12, 2019 12:37 AM (SK2xO)

586 386
Shep's body just floated down the street.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 11, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

I just laughed til I choked. XOXO

Posted by: ChristyBlinky has osteoporosis at October 12, 2019 12:46 AM (SK2xO)

587 The most unforgettable Shep moment to me was when that guy killed himself live on FOX after a car chase.

Also, anyone see the Adam Housley Tweets? Seems like something was up.

Posted by: Johnny at October 12, 2019 01:58 AM (8EIKN)

588 other folks remember THIS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzV8wrnLfS4

Posted by: Greg at October 12, 2019 11:48 AM (2gUlo)

589 Fuck this guy:

http://patterico.com/2019/10/12/shep-smith-out-wsj-editorial-page-turns-on-trump/#comment-2264460

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