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Saturday Morning Coffee Break
Happiness it is! Good morning Horde. Let us review a few stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 12, 2019 08:46 AM (B06Zw)
Posted by: Molly k. at October 12, 2019 08:46 AM (C1NuF)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2019 08:47 AM (Do2h6)
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2019 08:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Molly k
So, are you having a beer ?
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2019 08:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 08:51 AM (cqNba)
Believe it or not I've never had a cup of coffee in my life.
Posted by: Molly k. at October 12, 2019 08:46 AM (C1NuF)
Heathen.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2019 08:52 AM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 12, 2019 08:52 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Molly k. at October 12, 2019 08:46 AM (C1NuF)
Whu? I started drinking coffee when I was four. Well, not really drinking it. Dipping sugar cubes in it and sucking on them.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 08:52 AM (lwiT4)
I used to tell him that Columbus discovered America on his birthday.
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2019 08:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 08:54 AM (e5186)
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2019 08:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 08:54 AM (cqNba)
Outta be a movie.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 12, 2019 08:54 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2019 08:54 AM (oVJmc)
Looks like a real Fall day out there. Coffee tastes even better on days like this.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 12, 2019 08:55 AM (8AONa)
I've noticed I only need a single cup in the morning to feel great. ...so I have four.
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 08:55 AM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 08:55 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: RI Red
Ya mean Good ?
Yeah. Good, gooder, goodest.
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2019 08:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 12, 2019 08:52 AM (y7DUB)
I suspect shep will soon be a lead voice of the impeach PDT movement.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2019 08:55 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 08:55 AM (IMdOQ)
I drink a full pot. Rev has to have his own separate coffeemaker.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 08:56 AM (lwiT4)
And you're 29, so... he must have married a young 'un!
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 08:56 AM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2019 08:56 AM (85Gof)
"Ahoy...look at these Columbus Day savings..."
The Cuckshed types probably buy clothes there, but find the gun section icky.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 08:56 AM (cfSRQ)
After 29 years I still get a little excited about it the first one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2019 08:57 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 08:57 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 08:57 AM (cfSRQ)
After 29 years I still get a little excited about it the first one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2019 08:57 AM (aA3+G)
O good heavens don't send it down here.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 08:57 AM (lwiT4)
Me neither. I always have 2-4
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2019 08:56 AM (85Gof)
It was a 4 pot day yesterday at Casa Misanthropic.
Today it might be as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2019 08:57 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2019 08:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 08:58 AM (PUmDY)
When a wee tad, I was told coffee would stunt my growth.
And It's true!
Once, I started drinking coffee in my twenties,
I haven't grown a single millimeter!
The science is proven people!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2019 08:58 AM (kauXV)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 08:59 AM (lwiT4)
A single cup per day is my maximum. I do enjoy the smell, though.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:00 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 12, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 08:58 AM (PUmDY)
Add a little sulfuric acid and see what happens.
Posted by: BignJames at October 12, 2019 09:00 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:02 AM (lwiT4)
But there are cats weighing me down. Think I'll stay a while.
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:02 AM (e5186)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at October 12, 2019 09:02 AM (p0pYQ)
Today it might be as well.
Wowie, do you need a cup in the middle of the night to stave off the headaches?
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 09:03 AM (Wd55D)
Today it might be as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2019 08:57 AM (aA3+G)
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That's like a six-week supply for me. I can't handle much caffeine. I used to drink Coke all the time and it started to hurt my stomach.
So I shifted to decaf pop and since then I notice that if I drink too much caffeine I get really edgy. Not alert so much as twitchy and irritable.
I still like Coke, so I drink caffeine-free diet Coke. It has a milder taste that I enjoy and it mixes well with rum.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:03 AM (cfSRQ)
I have a feeling there's more to it than just the Tucker thing.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:03 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:03 AM (cqNba)
https://bit.ly/2pj0gjP
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 08:54 AM (cqNba)
Illegal vs. tranny. That could cause some lefty heads to explode over that one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 12, 2019 09:04 AM (2FZW8)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at October 12, 2019 09:05 AM (p0pYQ)
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:05 AM (e5186)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:08 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 12, 2019 09:04 AM (2FZW
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Wrong.
They'll re-write it or drop it entirely. Just like the Pulse Nightclub was "gun violence" not a Muslim dude being radicalized.
Matthew Shepard was killed by a boyfriend over drugs, but somehow it became a symbol of homophobia.
The narrative must be preserved.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:08 AM (cfSRQ)
Stop for lunch repeat the process don't always finish the second thermos.
And yes I sleep fine.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 12, 2019 09:09 AM (B06Zw)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:09 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: mjc at October 12, 2019 09:10 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 09:11 AM (PUmDY)
are you a lawyer and only drink it right out of the carafe/percolator?
Posted by: saf at October 12, 2019 09:11 AM (5IHGB)
-- Tax fraud: she filed joint taxes for years with her 1st (?) unofficial husband while she was legally married to Elmi
-- Campaign violations: she used campaign funds to pay her personal lawyer to get a divorce from Elmi
-- Perjury: SHe lied 9 times on the paperwork related to her divorce, such as claiming she had no contact with Elmi since 2011 when her and her sister's social media had pictures of them together years after that
-- More possible campaign violations: She paid her lover a monthly lump sum for campaign consultation services ($12k? iirc) with no supporting detail, and these were services after she was elected; it was when they were traveling around a lot
-- In June she got her legal husband fired; he worked for a MN politician and Omar asked her to fire him.
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Yep, that's the thing that's so inexplicable.
It's obvious this woman clearly has zero respect for U.S. laws. She breaks them reflexively. And yet, the voters in MN have elected this obvious serial fraud and chronic law-breaker to be . . . a national law-maker.
And again, there is NO innocent explanation for why she married her brother. He wasn't living in Somalia, where he might have been at risk at an obvious homosexual. He was living in London, one of the most leftist cities on the planet. So she can't claim that she did it to protect him; he already had protection as a "refugee" in London. No, she did it so he could come to the U.S. and live here and attend school here, and that's immigration fraud, as well as marriage fraud.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 12, 2019 09:11 AM (k4dH2)
How many posters here have actually ever seen war really up close and personal ? First of all it is mostly the women and children who bear the brunt of disaster except in movies
Anyone really want to see that ?
Posted by: Kurt at October 12, 2019 09:12 AM (o36qG)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:03 AM (cfSRQ)
Twitchy and irritable is kind of the point of coffee, isn't it?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2019 09:13 AM (eXA4G)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:14 AM (lwiT4)
Backstory:
We are firmly into the halloween decorating season right now.
Individual suspends dummy from tree in field visible from roadway. (No mention of a noose)
Complaint is filed that it is a hate crime
Owner of property, tree and dummy claims it is a Halloween decoration, and was placed there for no other purpose.
Now comes the fun part.
Member of Anne Arundel County law enforcement texts in to say that events like this need to be viewed from the prospective of the victim or complainant to determine if an action is illegal or not.
My immediate thoughts went to when Hillary was NOT prosecuted........due to 'No Intent'
Maryland has a problem.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:14 AM (cqNba)
U.S. laws. She breaks them reflexively. And yet, the voters in MN
have elected this obvious serial fraud and chronic law-breaker to be . .
. a national law-maker.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 12, 2019 09:11 AM (k4dH2)
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I wouldn't take it that far.
The local media in her district did a lot of hard work burying all of this information for her.
Powerline and others have the emails to prove it. They not only refused to cover it but attacked as bigots anyone who brought it up.
So naturally the good Minnesota Nice voters sided with the poor, poor immigrant surrounded by hate.
We'll see if they do anything about it now. It may not matter if the feds and state would get off their asses and press charges.
That to me is the strange thing. Crimes are visible, obvious and...nothing happens.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:14 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Molly k. at October 12, 2019 08:46 AM (C1NuF)
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Me too, Molly. Tasted it once though. I don't like coffee ice cream or candy either. Oddly, I do like waking up to the smell of coffee.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 09:14 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Sapwolf at October 12, 2019 09:15 AM (PRyLN)
Probably more than you think.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:15 AM (lwiT4)
KMart is closing here. Since I am now avoiding WalFart, I would have stopped in occasionally. The irony.
Posted by: Rose Taco at October 12, 2019 09:15 AM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2019 09:16 AM (OM4Ma)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:16 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:16 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: BignJames at October 12, 2019 09:16 AM (X/Pw5)
The narrative must be preserved.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:08 AM (cfSRQ)
There was almost nothing written about Saint Matty that wasn't completely fabricated to further the homo agenda. Ironically it took an honest homo reporter to reveal this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 12, 2019 09:16 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:16 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 12, 2019 09:17 AM (/Njku)
Ah yes, the chickenhawk ad hom.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2019 09:17 AM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Rose Taco at October 12, 2019 09:15 AM (w3OLr)
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K-Mart is an object lesson that Walmart ignores at its peril.
You piss off enough shoppers, it's real easy to get into trouble. Walmart doesn't have huge margins, it runs on volume.
Cut into that volume, and it's game over.
I think we're going to start seeing profit > wokeness as the financial costs start becoming apparent.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:17 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Chris not rock at October 12, 2019 09:18 AM (WO0/g)
Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2019 09:16 AM (OM4Ma)
He's spending more time with his family. By family I mean his gay lover and his little dog.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:18 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2019 09:18 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 12, 2019 09:18 AM (BiNEL)
Morning all....
Ugh....what a horrible show by the Cards. They played like they really wanted to be someplace else. They were lethargic and seemingly disinterested. Yeah, 'specially you Fowler. You make millions of dollars, could you maybe hustle to get a ball now and then....and throw it with some, oh I don't know....URGENCY!
Having said that, the Nat's pitcher did a great job!
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 12, 2019 09:19 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:15 AM (lwiT4)
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Kurt Schlichter has written at length about what civil war looks like and how the left is being really, really stupid in provoking political violence.
Also, those private arms do matter a lot, which anyone who studies civil wars already knows.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:20 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 12, 2019 09:21 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:22 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 12, 2019 09:22 AM (BiNEL)
civil war looks like and how the left is being really, really stupid in
provoking political violence.
Also, those private arms do matter a lot, which anyone who studies civil wars already knows.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
And when a Battle Officer shows up and starts ripping arms off and blowing shit straight to vacuum, it's gonna get ugly...
Posted by: Rose Taco at October 12, 2019 09:22 AM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:22 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:22 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 12, 2019 09:23 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:23 AM (ZCEU2)
And you're 29, so... he must have married a young 'un!
Posted by: t-bird
I'm the youngest of 6 kids.
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2019 09:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2019 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 12, 2019 09:19 AM (cF8AT)
Yeah, he did....woulda' been hard for any team to beat him.
Posted by: BignJames at October 12, 2019 09:24 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:24 AM (ZCEU2)
that if I drink too much caffeine I get really edgy. Not alert so much
as twitchy and irritable.
I still like Coke, so I drink caffeine-free diet Coke. It has a milder taste that I enjoy and it mixes well with rum.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:03 AM (cfSRQ}
At work I drink VinaCafe Vietnamese instant coffee. It comes in a single serve packet that you just dump into warmish water, so it is great for being in an office.
If you go to Asian markets you find instant coffees with various stuff in them, I used to buy the stuff with ginseng but I found it made me wired and ready to get into fights, which was an issue since I was a receptionist at the time.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2019 09:24 AM (xG/b0)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2019 09:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 09:25 AM (PUmDY)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 09:25 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:25 AM (ZCEU2)
Oh and 3+ hours in 40 degree weather. Thankfully close behind our seats is the Redbird Club...and lots o'bathrooms.
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 12, 2019 09:25 AM (cF8AT)
This link over at Insty has me getting nervous, and I am usually very cool-headed.
I don't think the Left will blink and it's going to come to an actual, physical power struggle.
http://bit.ly/35sgWGd
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:25 AM (e5186)
Posted by: Kurt's Mom at October 12, 2019 09:26 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2019 09:24 AM (xG/b0)
I was a receptionist once. I had a sign on my desk that said "Don't Mess With Me". My boss made me take it down.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:26 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Rose Taco at October 12, 2019 09:22 AM (w3OLr)
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LOL.
If you liked that, try Man of Destiny. It also is about how stupid political leaders blunder their way into civil war.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:26 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:27 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 09:27 AM (3I+9R)
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 12, 2019 09:27 AM (cF8AT)
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A desire to see new faces?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 12, 2019 09:27 AM (iB1oa)
https://tinyurl.com/y25yy79c
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 12, 2019 09:28 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 09:28 AM (dBiBP)
with various stuff in them, I used to buy the stuff with ginseng but I
found it made me wired and ready to get into fights, which was an issue
since I was a receptionist at the time.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2019 09:24 AM (xG/b0)
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There was a brawl a few years ago with like 70 Chinese people just going crazy on each other. Nothing like it before or since.
Must've been drinking that tea....
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:28 AM (cfSRQ)
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To have an indoor job, with the wind in your face.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:28 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 09:29 AM (7rVsF)
"Why would you go through college and then medical school just to become a proctologist?
To Boldly Go Where Many Men Have Gone Before.
Posted by: Rose Taco at October 12, 2019 09:29 AM (w3OLr)
Fighting iMac issues. A green magnifying glass symbol tries to install, knocking off Wipr and preventing Safari from loading. Fixed everything with a deep clean, reboot, and Sierra Cache Cleaner.
The name of the program and files associated with it change every time it runs. It was PlatformAir, or SearchPro etc. The symbol is like a spotlight search symbol.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 09:30 AM (u82oZ)
I'm wondering if Barr's meeting with Murdoch was about Shep getting payments from Fusion GPS or something.
Still, looking forward to this week and all the possible things being uncovered.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2019 09:30 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 09:30 AM (PUmDY)
Receptionist, bouncer... there's a surprising amount of overlap between those jobs, when you think about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2019 09:30 AM (Do2h6)
Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2019 09:30 AM (OM4Ma)
I've looked at life from both sides now...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2019 09:31 AM (oVJmc)
I especially liked the pickles they sold that were bun sized.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 12, 2019 09:31 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: xa4 nasal radiator at October 12, 2019 09:31 AM (xkudx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 09:30 AM (PUmDY)
Jack Elam
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 12, 2019 09:31 AM (2FZW8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 09:31 AM (3I+9R)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 09:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:32 AM (ZCEU2)
I know of no conservative who wants or desires a civil war, with all the horrors which it would entail.
But, it seems that the Left is convinced that this is the direction that they wish to go with this.
Might want to talk to them about that.
Don't you think?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:33 AM (cqNba)
How much liquor were you putting in it?
Posted by: BignJames at October 12, 2019 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Why, European Granny and Great-Grandma Multiple Partner Pron. How did you know? /s
I trust you are doing well. I see you are still employed. And writing, from scattered comments.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 09:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 12, 2019 09:27 AM (iB1oa
I read that as"feces", of course.
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:34 AM (e5186)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:34 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:35 AM (ZCEU2)
I hate to be a downer this morning, but ...
This link over at Insty has me getting nervous, and I am usually very cool-headed.
I don't think the Left will blink and it's going to come to an actual, physical power struggle.
http://bit.ly/35sgWGd
That was a good read. Quite accurate. But it seems to show we are still pretty far from an actual coup.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 12, 2019 09:35 AM (vWMNq)
Watched the insta carma brick throwing video, like, five times. Looks fake to me.
Posted by: WisRich at October 12, 2019 09:36 AM (OAlmw)
If that had happen, pretty sure we would have seen the Left, including a MN DFL elected representative, become full bore Brownshirt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 09:36 AM (3I+9R)
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2019 09:36 AM (3SIip)
From Zip's place
https://bit.ly/2MtsPD6
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:37 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: mjc at October 12, 2019 09:38 AM (Pg+x7)
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As funny (and predictable) as that is, I kinda wished more people would've tuned into that zenith of crazed, leftist insanity. I want maximum exposure for these lunatics.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 12, 2019 09:39 AM (JoUsr)
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That article is the epitome of intersectionality. One of them needs to yield the right of way. Or treat it as a four-way stop.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 09:39 AM (mvenn)
Must've been drinking that tea....
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:28 AM (cfSRQ)
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Yeah, try boarding the 1 California bus at Stockton St. and not get bruised like you're in a mosh pit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2019 09:39 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:40 AM (ZCEU2)
Need an exit strategy from current job, getting worse by the day. Need to write that instant best seller. Or win the lottery.
The long timers are bitterly holding on just to see what kind of golden parachute corporate HQ will offer them to go away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 09:41 AM (3I+9R)
A very large coat locker for arms just inside each door. Drop off, watch the speech, then pick up on the way out.
Costly, time-consuming, but self-reliant and AtiFa ending.
Make sure of your firing lane. Mayne 22LR semi-autos like Sig Saur 522 and H&K 416 22LR will have a resurgance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 09:42 AM (u82oZ)
What happens? Spectrum from nothing to arrests?
Two branches of govt refusing to comply with each other? IC takeover? Trump on a tank?
Certainly it will be an inflection point.
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:42 AM (e5186)
he got things ass backwards???
Posted by: saf at October 12, 2019 09:43 AM (5IHGB)
https://bit.ly/2Md58jP
(Don't forget to read the comments)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba)
LOL Nah make it Red Ryder BB guns.
The media will still have the vapors and run with "Trump Hands Out Assault Guns!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 09:44 AM (3I+9R)
Posted by: saf at October 12, 2019 09:44 AM (5IHGB)
https://bit.ly/33qLGWp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 09:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 09:45 AM (3I+9R)
That guy is pathetic, even by common thievery standards.
On second cup of joe laced with Bailey's this am.
Peet's maybe leftist twits,but man, do their pods make a great cup of joe in the single cup coffee maker.
Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 12, 2019 09:45 AM (WEBkv)
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Among other doctors proctologists are the butt of all the jokes.
For instance: Definition of a proctoscope? A short black tube with an a**hole at each end.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 09:46 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 09:46 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 09:46 AM (PUmDY)
If you email me, I have a few ideas that might keep the wolf from the door, and allow time for writing. ROT-13 used.
AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 09:46 AM (u82oZ)
If it starts a few indictments on the conspiracy the 2 ways it could go 1st being a continuation of attacks on Trump foe obstruction, 2nd could see other Democrats throwing those under the bus.
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:46 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2019 09:48 AM (V2Yro)
Good luck one way or another
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Molly k. at October 12, 2019 08:46 AM (C1NuF)
If I was spock I would say I find that quite disturbing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2019 09:49 AM (9Om/r)
Maybe if you addressed Ben as her she would be more responsive.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2019 09:49 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:49 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:50 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:51 AM (e5186)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 09:51 AM (+y/Ru)
The case of Major Mathew Golsteyn is now under review at the White House. Mathew is a highly decorated Green Beret who is being tried for killing a Taliban bombmaker. We train our boys to be killing machines, then prosecute them when they kill! @PeteHegseth
This guy's mother was on F&F this morning. Sounds like another BS prosecution like that other guy's...can't remember his name.
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 12, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)
Money, baby!!!
Those guys make A. Lot. Of. Money.
I've met and asked a couple of proctologists how they got into the field and both times the answer was:
"Well, I found out in med school that I didn't mind working on people's butts and the money is excellent."
They then follow that up with:
"How the hell can you be a dentist looking people's dirty mouths all day."
And then we have a laugh.
So, I get it.
Working people's mouths doesn't bother me. I like helping people and I like money.
It sort of a win-win-win.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2019 09:52 AM (kauXV)
Still, looking forward to this week and all the possible things being uncovered.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2019 09:30 AM (oVJmc)
As much as people do hand-wringing over impeachment and all that, I do think it's becoming clearer that the left is just not prepared for this guy.
Trump is a real fighter. And the left brought glitter and preferred pronouns to the fight.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 09:52 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:53 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 09:54 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:54 AM (e5186)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 09:55 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:55 AM (e5186)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 09:55 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 09:54 AM (mvenn)
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You must really worry about Mr. Mackey, then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 12, 2019 09:56 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 09:57 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at October 12, 2019 09:57 AM (bmdz3)
"Well, I found out in med school that I didn't mind working on people's butts and the money is excellent."
They then follow that up with:
"How the hell can you be a dentist looking people's dirty mouths all day."
And then we have a laugh.
So, I get it.
Working people's mouths doesn't bother me. I like helping people and I like money.
It sort of a win-win-win.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2019 09:52 AM (kauXV)
It's similar with mental health, in that I've worked with some real rogues, people that society despises. So if someone asks me "how can you stand it," especially people who work with kids, that's kinda how I respond: "How can you work with kids? I'll take my violent monsters who've committed heinous crimes."
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 09:57 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)
What private arms?
Posted by: Canoe Salesman of the Year Hrothgar at October 12, 2019 09:57 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 09:54 AM (mvenn)
I'm not sure, but I think the dance scene from the Christmas special is the foundation for the myth of shaken baby syndrome.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 09:58 AM (hku12)
What is your email? The link in your nick just redirects back to this page.
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 12, 2019 09:59 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:59 AM (e5186)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 09:58 AM (hku12)
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OK, now I've got that tune in my head. You know the one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 12, 2019 09:59 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 12, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)
The way the RoE are written and enforced, and the composition of the JAG Corps, is a clue as to whether or not you intend to actually win, or just hang around enjoying the local scenery!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 12, 2019 10:00 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:00 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:00 AM (H8QX8)
everybody was kung-fu fighting
their moves were fast as lightning...
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2019 10:01 AM (V2Yro)
The BBQ guys started at 5 AM. And then visiting that exciting metropolis of Clay Center for a specialty grocery store, wife in tow. Some things best not to ask, such as Why got 30 extra miles to another store? She desires it, and I am spousal support.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 10:01 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Quilp at October 12, 2019 10:01 AM (Bf3hj)
That's the Truman (CVN-75)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:01 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 09:58 AM (hku12)
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OK, now I've got that tune in my head. You know the one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 12, 2019 09:59 AM (iB1oa)
There are plenty worse things to have in one's head.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 10:02 AM (hku12)
Posted by: mjc at October 12, 2019 10:02 AM (Pg+x7)
That to me is the strange thing. Crimes are visible, obvious and...nothing happens.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 09:14 AM (cfSRQ)
Forget it, Jack. It's Mogadishu.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2019 10:02 AM (xG/b0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 10:02 AM (3I+9R)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2019 09:52 AM (kauXV)
I am grateful almost every day that everyone is not like me. Or there would be no dentists, proctologists, commercial fishermen, nurses, accountants and a thousand other jobs I can't even conceive of doing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:03 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 10:04 AM (3I+9R)
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 10:04 AM (e5186)
Posted by: Quilp at October 12, 2019 10:01 AM (Bf3hj)
I think I've seen a total of about 30 seconds of Lost. When everyone was raving about it, I told myself, if it's that good, it'll be worth binge watching someday after it's over.
Well, everyone who was raving about it says how much they hate how it ended.
So that's several hours of my life I don't have to waste. Honestly, I have no idea what any of it's about, and can't be made to care at this point.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 10:04 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
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Hey, what's wrong with accountants??? Weasel serves a purpose!!!
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 12, 2019 10:05 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 09:31 AM (3I+9R)
Makes note to bookmark all Salty and Anna posts for the next few days....
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 12, 2019 10:05 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 10:05 AM (3I+9R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:05 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 10:05 AM (PUmDY)
I sure don't expect to ever get tired of this.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 10:05 AM (hku12)
The name of the program and files associated with it change every time it runs. It was PlatformAir, or SearchPro etc. The symbol is like a spotlight search symbol.
Posted by: NaCly
BHO bastards
Posted by: Jean at October 12, 2019 10:06 AM (zbKtl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2019 10:01 AM (u82oZ)
A wise man speaketh the truth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 12, 2019 10:07 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 12, 2019 10:05 AM (UUBmN)
Nothing! They're essential. That's my point.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:07 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:03 AM (H8QX
If everyone was like me, I wouldn't want to have sex with anybody. I'm not that appealing to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 10:07 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Jean at October 12, 2019 10:08 AM (zbKtl)
"The breaking point for Smith was the tension between him and the opinion side of Fox. In late September, you'll remember, Tucker Carlson mocked Smith for standing up for his friend and colleague Judge Andrew Napolitano after the judge was called a"fool" by one of Carlson's guests. The network's lack of a vocal defense for Smith following the incident bothered him and the whole episode factored into his decision to leave, a person familiar with the matter told me [Oliver "Marcy" Darcy]".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 10:08 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2019 10:08 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 12, 2019 10:09 AM (PkVlr)
This link over at Insty has me getting nervous, and I am usually very cool-headed.
I don't think the Left will blink and it's going to come to an actual, physical power struggle.
http://bit.ly/35sgWGd
Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2019 09:25 AM (e5186)
Whenever you start to get down, just remind yourself that the greatest weapon in their arsenal is the Power of Interpretive Dance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2019 10:10 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 10:10 AM (gHCnG)
https://tinyurl.com/y3tmflet
The article is full of factual inconsistencies.
1. PPAP. (I think they meant CPAP)
2. CPAP via a nasal cannula?
3. Died of massive coronary atherosclerosis?
And the odd specificity of 12 minutes. Not 10 minutes. Not 15 minutes. Not several minutes. Not a range of 10 to 20 minutes.
No...12 minutes.
I suspect this "news" reporter was assigned to mind some medical event that could be reported on breathlessly so that Gavin Newsome could wring his hands and say this is "devastating beyond words."
If the man was so medically fragile that 12 minutes without oxygen did him in, a frigging sneeze could have killed him.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 10:11 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 10:12 AM (mvenn)
Proportional Positive Airway Pressure (sleep disorders)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 12, 2019 10:13 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 12, 2019 09:26 AM (lwiT4)
I posted a sign at my desk that said "Morituri nolumus mori" but I took it down when I was told there was someone who came to the desk asking for "Mr. Morituri"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2019 10:13 AM (xG/b0)
@realDonaldTrump:
The deal I just made with China is, by far, the greatest and biggest deal ever made for our Great Patriot Farmers in the history of our Country. In fact, there is a question as to whether or not this much product can be produced? Our farmers will figure it out. Thank you China! ....Other aspects of the deal are also great - technology, financial services, 16-20 Billion in Boeing Planes etc., but WOW, the Farmers really hit pay dirt! Thank you to all Republicans in Congress for your invaluable help!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 10:13 AM (sGotD)
Was someone there, doing nothing, with a stopwatch? "Hey, gramps, I'm going to see how long it takes for you to die"
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 10:14 AM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: x at October 12, 2019 10:15 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 12, 2019 10:15 AM (C1Lsn)
I'd say it was a move to force Shep out, they knew it would be intolerable. Also, I'll bet Judge Nap is off the air now, and good riddance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2019 10:16 AM (V2Yro)
Or a rousing game of Lawn Darts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:16 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Ten at October 12, 2019 10:17 AM (CPWXU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2019 10:17 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 12, 2019 10:19 AM (CN4kN)
If you're still around I have a question for you.
Here's an email, I can be reached at if you're okay with that:
hdwoodard dot wearingthecat at gmail dot com
If not, np.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2019 10:20 AM (kauXV)
Kanye seems to be more of a Trump supporter than that.
Now, John Legend?
I could see that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:20 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 10:20 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Kurt at October 12, 2019 09:12 AM (o36qG)
As long as they are Leftard women and children like yourself, I'm down with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2019 10:20 AM (khqxN)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 12, 2019 10:21 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 10:21 AM (ZCEU2)
I don't know about 'new'.
He has been supportive of Trump for quite some time now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:22 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2019 10:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 10:07 AM (hku12)
That scene in Star Trek V, where the shape shifter who Kirk has screwed turns into an exact duplicate of Kirk, and Kirk says "you mean I..." and the shape shifter says "You know you always wanted to!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2019 10:23 AM (V2Yro)
Anatomy of phone call now imperiling Trump presidency...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 10:25 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: cfo mom at October 12, 2019 10:25 AM (RfzVr)
I am grateful almost every day that everyone is not like me. Or there would be no dentists, proctologists, commercial fishermen, nurses, accountants and a thousand other jobs I can't even conceive of doing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
There aren't that many jobs I would look down my nose at. Those that I would are ones whose practitioners gain rewards without assuming responsibilities: Grievance Studies professors, MBA consultants, political influence peddlers, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 10:26 AM (7rVsF)
Ten bucks says that once identified, the suspect is NOT an NRA member.
Just call it a hunch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2019 10:26 AM (cqNba)
It sounds like a very interesting story could be behind that.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2019 10:28 AM (xG/b0)
Twenty bucks says the NRA will get blamed anyway.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 12, 2019 10:29 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 10:26 AM (7rVsF)
In other words, any job you or I could do with 10 minutes study of 1 page with bullet points to follow.
Plumbing is a job I appreciate. I've learned how to do it to a certain extent, but I hate it - it always gets nasty and aggravates me to no end. I'll gladly pay a professional to do that for me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2019 10:30 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: saf at October 12, 2019 10:30 AM (5IHGB)
I don't know. $20 million in the hand versus $0 in the bush, for the term of the non-compete? I'd become Tolerant real fast.
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 10:30 AM (asM0l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2019 10:31 AM (3I+9R)
I will send another one a little later as I have to go out for a bit.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2019 10:31 AM (rMtbr)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2019 10:32 AM (ZCEU2)
Anatomy of phone call now imperiling Trump presidency...
Well the FBI is investigating Rudy.... Drudge id F'ed up
Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2019 10:33 AM (O2RFr)
DEEP THOUGHTS.........and gosh darn people like me..........
Posted by: saf at October 12, 2019 10:33 AM (5IHGB)
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The scene was a "non-licenced social club".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: RI Red
all commies should go spitting and cursing like Lady Ceaucescu.
Posted by: x at October 12, 2019 10:34 AM (nFwvY)
Actor. Commissioned salesman of even the finest product in the world. I would feel silly.
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 10:34 AM (n/eZB)
Back in the 70;s, one of the fellows at the salt mine got issued plates with the sequence "MR 69" embedded in the middle of the tag number. He reported that he got honked at a lot.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 12, 2019 10:35 AM (di1hb)
There's a location on South Cedar that used to be a K-mart years ago. It was vacant for a few years and last time I checked it was a black megachurch. They probably got the lease cheap, but I can't imagine how much work it must have taken to get it fixed up.
I joke that it's a J-mart now, but nobody else thinks it's funny.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 12, 2019 10:36 AM (t+qrx)
Now we have to be licensed to watch Friday Night football together?
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 10:37 AM (CMq2e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2019 10:38 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Not only is it amazing that there are still KMarts around - but that there is one in Westchester County, you know, the ritzy, mostly-white, rich-folks county where the Clintons live. Oh well, there goes the neighborhood. Perhaps they can go live with Obama in his even whiter, richer neighborhood on the Vineyard, where there are even less people of color! Next to the ocean that will be flooding them out due to global warming aaaaaaany second now.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 12, 2019 10:39 AM (kBaD1)
Now we have to be licensed to watch Friday Night football together?
Posted by: t-bird
Chances are they were watching a satellite feed of one of the south American soccer leagues
Posted by: Jean at October 12, 2019 10:40 AM (kMeaV)
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Matt mildly points out the issues involved in the power plays against President Trump, yet, the proggies are having none of it.
There is no reconciliation possible with progressives. They are completely invested in their fantasy and don't care how President Trump is removed.
Matt is trying to point out the inherent danger of intelligence agencies having the power to decide whether or not a president should remain in office, yet, in reading the comments, lefties hate President Trump so much, they don't care if he is removed, regardless of the consequences and the danger to any future president.
These people really don't get that having a president who serves at the pleasure of intelligence agencies is a road best not taken.
Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 12, 2019 10:40 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: klaftern at October 12, 2019 10:40 AM (RuIsu)
Commissioned salesman of even the finest product in the world.
Just because I don't understand and have absolutely no skill at something (like sales) doesn't mean that it's not worth doing honorably and well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 10:41 AM (7rVsF)
Just because I don't understand and have absolutely no skill at something (like sales) doesn't mean that it's not worth doing honorably and well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 10:41 AM (7rVsF)
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^^^Yep.
Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 12, 2019 10:42 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2019 10:42 AM (UoOyP)
Posted by: klaftern at October 12, 2019 10:40 AM (RuIsu)
The dead guy had too many teeth.
I wonder if a shot from an Epi-pen would have saved him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2019 10:44 AM (khqxN)
I plowed through the comments on the EMT.
I followed (most of) the links in the post above.
I'm only 260+ comments from being caught up.
That can't be right.
Must be time for
☐ a real-life distraction
☐ a new thread
☐ my computer to spontaneously reboot
☐ the Internet to collapse
☐ SMOD to hit
☑ All of the above
Posted by: mindful webworker - Columbus just got lucky at October 12, 2019 10:44 AM (fBape)
I'm streaming "Bach's Memento" by Charles Marie Widor, so I have plenty of time to read comments.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 10:45 AM (7rVsF)
And old buddy of mine had IDIG69 on his CA license plate. He got away with it because it was on his restored '69 Corvette. Of course, he had to argue the point with DMV.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2019 10:46 AM (UoOyP)
I admit there is no earthly way given my socio-economic background and family situation this would even have happened. The thought never entered into my mind.
But damn. The money those guys make.
And unlike plumbers, they don't have to deal with stinky poo and stuff.
I'm pushing all my kids to do the trades - to the abject horror of their grandparents, but I don't care. I think on a certain level they can't understand why I'm still enlisted rather than an officer, but they're used to it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 10:48 AM (cfSRQ)
I plowed through the comments on the EMT.
I followed (most of) the links in the post above.
I'm only 260+ comments from being caught up.
That can't be right.
Must be time for
Posted by: mindful webworker - Columbus just got lucky at October 12, 2019 10:44 AM (fBape)
Surprise anal!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 10:49 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: ChiCom Anal at October 12, 2019 10:50 AM (oVJmc)
I have few regrets, but if I had to do it all over again, I'd have opted to become an electrician rather than college track.
I would not have been a scientist. It would be better to have been a mediocre engineer than a good chemist.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 10:50 AM (7rVsF)
I get how one could be a bit of a fanboy in the 90s and 00s, but Goldberg's well past his prime and hasn't said anything interesting in years - unless you count the stuff he stole from Ace.
Just odd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 10:50 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 10:51 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Jean at October 12, 2019 10:51 AM (kMeaV)
Posted by: klaftern at October 12, 2019 10:40 AM (RuIsu)
I can buy it as the story of a guy who was injured and who went to seek medical attention, and he found some know-nothing pencil pushers who told him to take two tylenol and go away. Yeah NHS!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2019 10:51 AM (V2Yro)
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Just because I don't understand and have absolutely no skill at something (like sales) doesn't mean that it's not worth doing honorably and well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 10:41 AM (7rVsF)
I've tried my hand at sales. The product I was selling was quite important to most people, and ours was about the best there was...
But I hated... absolutely HATED how people would get real uncomfortable around me, out of fear I was going to try to sell to them. What's even worse, I was. I saw everybody as a potential customer.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 10:51 AM (hku12)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 12, 2019 10:52 AM (Lqy/e)
NYT: 'James Comey plans to spend the next 13 months working to drive President Trump from power.' So what has he been doing the last 40 months? http://ow.ly/yXej50wJnRG
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 10:53 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: klaftern at October 12, 2019 10:40 AM (RuIsu)
~~~~~
Probably an allergic reaction to the fish.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 10:54 AM (sGotD)
I get how one could be a bit of a fanboy in the 90s and 00s, but Goldberg's well past his prime and hasn't said anything interesting in years - unless you count the stuff he stole from Ace.
Just odd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 12, 2019 10:50 AM (cfSRQ)
Not that odd. These guys are whores.
There's a simple principle involved here. When you see somebody doing something over and over again, you KNOW they're being rewarded for it. And the types of things so-called journalists seek for rewards... well, they're the same things humans always seek for rewards. There's a finite list.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 10:54 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Surprise Anal at October 12, 2019 10:55 AM (flINI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 12, 2019 10:55 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: x at October 12, 2019 10:15 AM (nFwvY)
I've been over there under my other nic (cronus) bashing Ed for linking fatcuck.
Posted by: dagny at October 12, 2019 10:56 AM (Z4zQP)
The Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy (TM) has now reached 2000 pieces by 700 different composers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 10:56 AM (7rVsF)
Number one mistake most new salespeople make is to sell the product first. People buy from people. Successful salespeople learn to make relationships first and then sell the solution to a need.
Trump is a perfect example.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2019 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: dagny at October 12, 2019 10:57 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: saf at October 12, 2019 10:57 AM (5IHGB)
intelligence agencies having the power to decide whether or not a
president should remain in office, yet, in reading the comments, lefties
hate President Trump so much, they don't care if he is removed,
regardless of the consequences and the danger to any future president.
These people really don't get that having a president who serves at
the pleasure of intelligence agencies is a road best not taken.
Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 12, 2019 10:40 AM (WEBkv)
Which is why their ideology resulted in 100 million dead in the 20th century, and why they should be fought to extinction.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2019 10:57 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 12, 2019 10:58 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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He's also insane, remember. Eleven diet Cokes a day will do that.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 12, 2019 10:59 AM (NH9pa)
Both involve a nefarious governmental or quasi-governmental villain (NHS v. PG&E)
Both involve the death occurring at the number 12 (minutes v. hours)
Both involve an underlying medical disorder.
Maybe local FOX news affiliates are using a corporate Mad Libs™ template to generate stories automatically.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 10:59 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2019 10:57 AM (9Om/r)
For a start.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 12, 2019 11:00 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: The Perineum at October 12, 2019 11:00 AM (C5O8S)
NYT: 'James Comey plans to spend the next 13 months working to drive President Trump from power.' So what has he been doing the last 40 months? http://ow.ly/yXej50wJnRG
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 10:53 AM (sGotD)
What a world. Imagine if you said that about, say, an FBI chief. They'd accuse you of all sorts of crimes against humanity. I do think it's time to start arresting people. The President is still a duly elected official, and just openly trying to "drive him from power" is not how civilized nations operate.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:00 AM (hku12)
https://twitter.com/ClintEastwoodLA/status/1182839326805241856
Aside: Quite surprised to see how often Eastwood responds to ordinary commenters.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 11:00 AM (sGotD)
I would have sought out controls engineering, an occupation I didn't even know about until just before the big crash in 2008. After the crash, there was no way to re-start.
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 11:01 AM (Vhoaq)
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Number one mistake most new salespeople make is to sell the product first. People buy from people. Successful salespeople learn to make relationships first and then sell the solution to a need.
Trump is a perfect example.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2019 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Yeah, I think my biggest mistake was having a conscience.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:02 AM (hku12)
Posted by: dagny at October 12, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Captain Hate
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Everybody in North America, Central America and South America are all AMERICANS!! It's people from the United States that have hijacked the word!!
Very insensitive considering that Ingenious Peoples Day is this weekend!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at October 12, 2019 11:03 AM (NH9pa)
Posted by: x at October 12, 2019 10:15 AM (nFwvY)
I actually met him years ago at some music related thing. This was around 15 years ago. I remember then he was talking about launching some conservative web thing. He seemed cool, although you could tell immediately we didn't run in the same circles. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2019 11:03 AM (9Om/r)
Jane wrote, a couple threads back:
My life coach SIL was married (her second one) in that Episcopal church. The banners advertising Gay Eucharist were flying on her wedding day.
She has since divorced (again) and is attending a main-stream Protestant church.
Jane, I gotta ask, does she live in a van down by the river?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Settling All Family Business at October 12, 2019 11:04 AM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 12, 2019 11:04 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 11:00 AM (sGotD)
"This could be applied to Kamala also, Wayne."
lolol - he's as good as Trump!
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2019 11:04 AM (DJFLF)
His response meme to the one ordinary guy was hilarious. "Thanks. But that doesn't we'll be taking showers and swapping spit"
Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2019 11:05 AM (ZY9MN)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 11:00 AM (sGotD)
Really, that was impressive.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 12, 2019 11:05 AM (y7DUB)
In Philly, the phucktard SJWs vandalized the Italian Cultural Center that is located in what used to be the heart of the Italian neighborhood. They are so deranged.
But there's still enough of an Italian-American presence in the city, they won't get rid of the Columbus Day parade, now will they dare protest that event.
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2019 11:08 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:08 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 12, 2019 11:04 AM (yQpMk)
Probably when Clemson barely beat North Carolina.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 12, 2019 11:08 AM (y7DUB)
But there's still enough of an Italian-American presence in the city
Just one Nicky Scarfo would have done.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 11:09 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:09 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2019 11:09 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 11:09 AM (7rVsF)
unfortunately they're all either dead, in the slam, or moved to Jersey.
That's why the phucktards feel free to perpetrate.
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2019 11:10 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Captain Hate
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Everybody in North America, Central America and South America are all AMERICANS!! It's people from the United States that have hijacked the word!!
Very insensitive considering that Ingenious Peoples Day is this weekend!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at October 12, 2019 11:03 AM (NH9pa)
If we really cared about inguinal people, we'd have given them the whole weekend and not just a day.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:11 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 11:11 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2019 11:11 AM (DJFLF)
Been praying for you
Please remember youngest ratched in yours. He leaves for basic training in nine days. Ugh.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 12, 2019 11:12 AM (PkVlr)
Yes I really really need that John Deere giant Harvester for my front yard.
Wot's her commission the sin of omission!
Posted by: saf at October 12, 2019 11:12 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:09 AM (mvenn)
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Very, very impressive!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 12, 2019 11:13 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:13 AM (mvenn)
..... (a) Nuts & Butts
..... (b) Queers & Rears
..... (c) Odds & Ends
Posted by: old corny joker at October 12, 2019 11:13 AM (QQgmb)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:08 AM (mvenn)
One of my biggest pet peeves in the local media is when some 18 or 19 year old knucklehead does something stupid, like stealing a car and killing innocent people when he wrecks it after a high speed chase, they'll refer to him as a "man."
He's not a man. He's a boy. But you can't say "boy" anymore. It's a dirty word. Even if your male child is single digits, you can't call him a boy, because he might want to wear nail polish and dance in a ghey nightclub.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:15 AM (hku12)
Your son will be fine. No better training than the Corp(se), and he won't have mincing Sir Golfsalot as his CiC.
Please email me if you need a shoulder.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2019 11:15 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 12, 2019 11:15 AM (KSBDE)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Puns! YAY!!
OK, my tern. . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at October 12, 2019 11:15 AM (NH9pa)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:13 AM (mvenn)
Frank Sinatra did raise them, but just as a hobbyist. Strictly small flock. Barely worth notice.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 12, 2019 11:16 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:13 AM (mvenn)
I much prefer cats to any other critters on this here planet, but I wouldn't be very good at selling them. I would have no idea what the feline should be.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:17 AM (hku12)
True there is no quantifiable, hard-and-fast definition, but the terms (and history) certainly exist within the confines of serious, criminal conduct.
It's like saying that because there is no hard-and-fast definition of "tasty" you might as well eat a sh*t sandwich.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 12, 2019 11:21 AM (SqopC)
ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THE SATURDAY MORNING COFFEE THREAD IS ABOUT???
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:22 AM (hku12)
Whose dong was so long he could suck it
Then one morning he woke and
SURPRISE!!!!!!!
Posted by: anal at October 12, 2019 11:23 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Boomer at October 12, 2019 11:24 AM (ucNdt)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 12, 2019 11:16 AM (t+qrx)
Too few to mention?
Posted by: Emmie at October 12, 2019 11:25 AM (i/wJA)
CA's Communist governor signed into law yesterday even more unconstitutional gun grabbing laws, including a new red flag law that allows them to confiscate your guns on hearsay from your enemies. I predict there will be some dead cops and home owners.
https://tinyurl.com/y45nnj9z
Posted by: Vic at October 12, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
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If you're of the veteran persuasion, coming for you first.
Posted by: SMH at October 12, 2019 11:25 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!
Felines?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:25 AM (mvenn)
Yes I really really need that John Deere giant Harvester for my front yard."
In a condo no less. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2019 11:26 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2019 11:27 AM (EZebt)
This is exactly why Nanzi will not ever hold an impeachment vote.
All this BS is designed to drive down Trump's numbers so he won't get re-elected. Their first option would be for him to resign in the face of all this harassment but of course he won't.
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2019 11:28 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2019 11:29 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!
Felines?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2019 11:25 AM (mvenn)
Worst joke of all time:
Two omnisexuals were lamenting the lack of opportunity to pursue their interests. One says to the other, "sadly, there aren't many ways to safely have sex with an 8 year old."
The second one ponders, and suggests, "canine?"
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:29 AM (hku12)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:31 AM (hku12)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:31 AM (hku12)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 12, 2019 11:36 AM (cDw3P)
I bought an italian flag for $6 on amazon and am ffg lying that. Hating on Columbus is anti-immigrant.
Posted by: dagny at October 12, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)
Dagny, to be completely pedantic, the Italian flag is a creation of the Risorgimento - 1870's - and Columbus was Genoan, and was sailing under license of the Spanish crown.
I kind of like the Genoan flag, it looks to be the flag of St. George, that red cross on a white background.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2019 11:37 AM (xG/b0)
https://bit.ly/2q3f9Y0
The new series is based on Donald L. Miller's book, Masters of the Air: America's Bomber Boys Who Fought The Air War Against Nazi Germany, and will focus on members of the Air Force during the Second World War.
That was a great book so I can hope the series will be good at least until it comes in like a shot up B-17 crash landing on the runway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 11:38 AM (+y/Ru)
ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THE SATURDAY MORNING COFFEE THREAD IS ABOUT???
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2019 11:22 AM (hku12)
And there were in the same blog Morons and Moronettes abiding at their PCs. keeping watch of their ONT flock. And, lo, the angel of caffeine came upon them, and the glory of the bean shone all around them. And the angel said unto them: Fear not, for, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all 'rons and 'ettes. For unto you is born this day in the city of Ace a savior which is caffeine the lord.
Thats what the saturday morning coffee thread is about BurtTC
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2019 11:43 AM (9Om/r)
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Right. Like NBC has a conscience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 12, 2019 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2019 11:43 AM (9Om/r)
I never thought it was such a bad little cup of coffee. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just-
*sip/spit*
UGH GAWD this is from last weekend and it's full of cat hair
I'm gonna be sick.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 12, 2019 11:49 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: xa4 nasal radiator at October 12, 2019 12:00 PM (xkudx)
But there's still enough of an Italian-American presence in the city
Just one Nicky Scarfo would have done.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2019 11:09 AM (7rVsF)
Once every generation or so, someone steals the crown from a statue of the Virgin in San Gennaro Church in Litte Italy. It's always found a few days latter. Along with (one or more) floaters in the East River.
The crown was made from the wedding rings of Neighborhood girls whose husbands didn't come back from WWII.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 12, 2019 12:04 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: BurtTC
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It's the tread before the thread before the gardening thread.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 12, 2019 01:01 PM (NH9pa)
It's now self-evident that it's about Shirley McClaine & her little bro' Warren Beatty, whose youthful photos graced last night's ONT!
Point 1: Shirley once said in a recorded interview that she "wished I'd boinked my brother just once, to find out what all the fuss was about."
Point the Second: As a college freshman, Warren introduced himself to everyone he met by saying, "Hi! I'm Shirley McClaine's brother."
Warren quit college (Northwestern) after his freshman year, for the same reason Bill Gates skipped college altogether-- neither of them needed it.
Posted by: mnw at October 12, 2019 01:18 PM (Cssks)
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