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The Morning Rant

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"You know, this whole Hunter Biden getting paid big bucks for a no-show job in exchange for his father wielding his influence on behalf of a Ukrainian energy company is not a new thing. That is, an elected official getting jobs for family members. It's not new, but it is bipartisan. According to the watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, 82 members (40 Democrats and 42 Republicans) have paid family members through their congressional offices, campaign committees, and political action committees.

"As I said, this is bipartisan nepotism, and its been going on for a long time. And everybody just sort of looked the other way. For decades.

"Until now.

"Until Donald Trump ripped the lid off of the corruption and held it up for everyone to look at. Did he plan this? It all happened because they went after him. The corrupt status quo might have remained in place had the Democrats simply accepted Trump's victory and moved on with their lives.

"So the Democrats have nobody to blame but themselves."



Fearless Anti-Trump Protesters Do the Herky-Jerky:



The Way We Live Now:

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#Fail

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Who Dis:

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Photo #2 (with bosoms!)
Photo #3
Photo #4

(Yes, I know she's a complete dingbat, but she does photograph well and, just like a previous celeb, I like how she presents several very different looks to the camera)



For the 'Ettes:

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Photo #2
Photo #3



Wednesday's celebs: Justine Bateman and Jason Bateman. Their careers are sort of the opposite of each other. While Jason has developed into a pretty good actor, Justine's best days appear to be mostly behind her.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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(click for bigger shooz)



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chocolate Chip Cheesecake:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:13 AM




Comments

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1 Somewhere near the top!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 11:12 AM (88+cf)

2 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:14 AM (m01WI)

3 Sandra Dee and Warren Beatty?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:14 AM (O2RFr)

4 Warren Beatty and a woman whose name I should know.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

5 Bonnie and Clyde

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (YslsA)

6 Shirley and some guy?

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (88+cf)

7 Warren Beaty and Shirley McLaine

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (E+OcO)

8 No Sandra Dee and Warren Beattys nutty sister

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (O2RFr)

9 Connection is the same parents.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (E+OcO)

10 Another Friday, and STILL NO INDICTMENTS
WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?


What the hell good is a widened scope of an investigation if there are NO INDICTMENTS. Without INDICTMENTS, Trump loses and we probably lose the Senate as well? Does a Department of JUSTICE exist under Trump's administration?

Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (Bf3hj)

11 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (q80AH)

12 That picture of institutions worshiping Red China is extremely good.

They left off the DNC and about 75% of the GOP, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (I2dne)

13 "You know, this whole Hunter Biden getting paid big bucks for a no-show job in exchange for his father wielding his influence on behalf of a Ukrainian energy company is not a new thing. That is, an elected official getting jobs for family members

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (IMdOQ)

14 8 No Sandra Dee and Warren Beattys nutty sister

LOL... I really screwed that up

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (O2RFr)

15 Doesn't even look like cheesecake.

Posted by: Someguy at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (6GjnW)

16 Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Riley

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (DjiZK)

17 Chocolate chip, um, brownies? that's what I've got so far. So far so good. MMmmm. They're still warm.

Posted by: mindful webworker - start at the end and work sdrawkcab at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (fBape)

18 7 Warren Beaty and Shirley McLaine

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (E+OcO)


Yup!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (l41J9)

19 Brother and sister

Shirley McClaine and Warren Beatty

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (/Njku)

20 Shirley MacLaine and her bro Warren.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (axyOa)

21 Can someone pack up those shoes and make an overnight delivery to SE Wisconsin? No tip. Thanks.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (lwiT4)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)

23 Shirley and Warren

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (X/Pw5)

24 What in the hell?

Left Wing Protestors Outside President Trump's Rally in Minneapolis

Totally Normal...

=========

A cry for attention combined with a healthy dose of self-importance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (q80AH)

25 I want a PoundMeToo tshirt

It is kind of a more polite way to say CFM!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (m01WI)

26 Oh, and a Federal panel of Judges ruled Trump has to turn over his taxes.. Last chance Supreme Court if they take it up

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (O2RFr)

27 Watch that video then question again why most people view the left as brain damaged idiots.

WTF is THAT?

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

28 The Way We Live Now:

==========

"Not us!"
-South Park, taking Paramount and Viacom with them

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (q80AH)

29 Oh, and a Federal panel of Judges ruled Trump has to turn over his taxes.. Last chance Supreme Court if they take it up
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (O2RFr)
+++++++++
Or Trump refuses. They want a constitutional crisis and conflict over separation of powers. Give them one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

30 Citizen of Singapore indicted in scheme to steal cloud computing power for cryptocurrency mining
Masqueraded as California video game developer to access cloud computing services

Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (3aI0K)

31 Oprah, and Danny Glover?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (cqNba)

32 Shirley and her brother!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

33 There a many CFM shoes in that closet!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (m01WI)

34 I don't like either Shirley McClain or Warren Beatty.

Though I do envy the latter's bedpost notch count.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8)

35 The way we live now poster is very good. Probably could use a few more dollar signs, and also labels on the kowtowers, like Romney, Schiff, Pelosi, Ryan, CEO of Nike, etc.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (YslsA)

36 Embattled Democratic Congressman Adam Schiff is now the target of a federal investigation focused on the Congressman's more-than-frequent trips to Ed Buck's 'drug house,' according to a Clinton Whistleblower and insider.

Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (3aI0K)

37 Recreating Jonestown? Lets get those "dancers" some kookaid.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (axyOa)

38 Photo #3 looks like Shirley Maclaine, but I really prefer $1!.

We're doing siblings this week, right? (no, not like that, Ilhan) So the other guy is her brother, John, from that Christmas movie.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (xSo9G)

39 There a many CFM shoes in that closet!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (m01WI)
+++++++++++
I know I will regret this, but what is "CFM?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

40 DOJ Docs Show Rosenstein Advising Mueller "the Boss" Doesn't Know About Their Communications -- Judicial Watch

Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (3aI0K)

41 The South Park episode about China was shown in Hong Kong to protesters.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (ScQ0E)

42 39 There a many CFM shoes in that closet!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (m01WI)
+++++++++++
I know I will regret this, but what is "CFM?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

Come Fuck Me

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:20 AM (m01WI)

43 39 There a many CFM shoes in that closet!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (m01WI)
+++++++++++
I know I will regret this, but what is "CFM?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

CFM = "Come Fuck Me"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 11, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

44 39 There a many CFM shoes in that closet!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (m01WI)
+++++++++++
I know I will regret this, but what is "CFM?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

I learned that from one on my customer assistants years ago

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:20 AM (m01WI)

45 Come Fuck Me
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:20 AM (m01WI)
+++++++++++
Seems like I shoulda been able to figure that out.
/me goes for more coffee.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:20 AM (I2dne)

46 From earlier....


" Fence postholes and ditches are work best done by technology
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2019 11:10 AM (wYseH) "


I concur


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2019 11:20 AM (cqNba)

47 I know I will regret this, but what is "CFM?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)


I will go out on a limb and say "Come F*ck Me."

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

48 42 39 There a many CFM shoes in that closet!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:18 AM (m01WI)
+++++++++++
I know I will regret this, but what is "CFM?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

Come Fuck Me

So much for class on AOS... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:20 AM (O2RFr)

49 12 That picture of institutions worshiping Red China is extremely good.

They left off the DNC and about 75% of the GOP, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:15 AM (I2dne)

It's really a worship of the self, with the self imagined as the Dear Leader of the global China-derived government.

None of these fuckwits ever imagines themselves as the Proletarian or Kulak of the Great Worker's Paradise. They all think they're getting a corner office in some government ministry, at the least.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (J+mig)

50 The protestors of the 20's and 30's threw bricks and carried lead pipes. The hard core protesters of the 60's were bad asses that had just came out of Vietnam, and they could dish out a beating as well as take one.

How the hell did we end up in a world where there are people who actually think they can change the world through Interpretive Dance?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (Kpl3J)

51 CFM High Pumps for the win.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (88+cf)

52
The names of some of the largest GOP critics of President Donald
Trump are surfacing in the investigation of a politician indicted this
week on charges of fraud, human smuggling, selling children, forgery,
conspiracy and ripping off the Arizona Health Care Cost Containment
System.Maricopa County Assessor Paul
Petersen has been indicted in Arizona, Utah and Arkansas on state and
federal charges that he is running an illegal adoption ring.

Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (3aI0K)

53 29 Oh, and a Federal panel of Judges ruled Trump has to turn over his taxes.. Last chance Supreme Court if they take it up
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:16 AM (O2RFr)
+++++++++
Or Trump refuses. They want a constitutional crisis and conflict over separation of powers. Give them one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

It's bluntly unconstitutional but it's an open questions whether John Roberts and Kavanaugh see it that way.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

54 brother sister act Shirley McClain and Warren Beatty

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (NVYyb)

55 Heh, Warren Beatty and sister Shirley McLain... at least in this life!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

56 The Apartment is my young daughter's favorite movie (Lemon & Maclain). Wish we could go back to making sexy movies achieve sex much more powerfully by innuendo than skin.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (utdZo)

57 At first I thought she looked a little like Jenna Elfman (in the blond wig)

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (NVYyb)

58 I'd be happy if they at least brought back skin.

Modern movies are about as sexy as a Ziggy calendar.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

59 Belmont Club

Syria Risks Becoming Erdogan's Vietnam

By Richard Fernandez

Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (3aI0K)

60 Who Dis: Shirley Dingbat McLain

Posted by: Vic at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (mpXpK)

61 28 The Way We Live Now:

==========

"Not us!"
-South Park, taking Paramount and Viacom with them
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (q80AH)

They did bow to the Mohammedans.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (m01WI)

62 I do remember CCFMP's.


(Cha-Cha Fcuk Me Pumps)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (cqNba)

63

The South Park episode about China was shown in Hong Kong to protesters.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


I wonder what they were saying in Mandarin throughout that episode?

Posted by: imp at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (w+Z9D)

64 None of these fuckwits ever imagines themselves as the Proletarian or Kulak of the Great Worker's Paradise. They all think they're getting a corner office in some government ministry, at the least.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (J+mig)
++++++++++
Yup. Progressivism is the most misnamed thing in political history. They are not progressive - they want nothing more than to go to the past. They want feudalism, with themselves as the aristocrats.

Except they also want to live in luxurious industrial civilizations, which won't survive their feudal reversion. They key is to impose it and then die before the rich are burning tallow for light after sunset and the poor are just going to sleep. But even then, they'll be the ones with tallow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (I2dne)

65 Male: Easy Warren beaty

Posted by: Vic at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (mpXpK)

66 61The Way We Live Now:

==========

"Not us!"
-South Park, taking Paramount and Viacom with them
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (q80AH)

They did bow to the Mohammedans.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (m01WI)

==========

"Not us!"
-South Park, being left out in the cold by Paramount and Viacom

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (q80AH)

67 How the hell did we end up in a world where there are people who actually think they can change the world through Interpretive Dance?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (Kpl3J)

Looks like a tai chi session went off the rails.

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (X/Pw5)

68 GP is saying what a lot of us have been saying, and it could be summed up this way: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (hLRSq)

69 63

The South Park episode about China was shown in Hong Kong to protesters.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

I wonder what they were saying in Mandarin throughout that episode?
Posted by: imp at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (w+Z9D)

=========

Derka derka. Muhammad jihad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (q80AH)

70
Chocolate chip cheesecake. Want.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (L0Ic4)

71 The Protest dance?

Its a traditional part of the hunt in some cultures, to bring good luck, and limbers you up for the later chase.

As you hunt down those pesky deplorables and count coup by stealing their hats.

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

72 It's 1911 weekend here in Seattle.

If you want to come shooting, bring your 1911 to the Bellevue Gun Club at 10 am. I'll pay range fees, you bring ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

73 They did bow to the Mohammedans.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (m01WI)
+++++++++++
Their network did, for sure. The writers were pretty damn pissed about it. I think they're testing the network again with the China stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (I2dne)

74 How the hell did we end up in a world where there are people who actually think they can change the world through Interpretive Dance?

I think it was Sun-Tzu who said you go to war with the army you have created thru your decades-long programs of femininization, not the army you want.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (EYsyU)

75 Well at least regarding Shirley MacLain, I seem to recall Sinatra said she was the only woman who could hang with the Rat Pack when they were drinking.

Posted by: Doc Nova at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (PCof0)

76 The Protest dance?

Right up there with drum circles

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (O2RFr)

77 Without the other photos I would have never guessed Shirley - different looks indeed.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (utdZo)

78 55 Heh, Warren Beatty and sister Shirley McLain... at least in this life!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)


iswydt

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (l41J9)

79 It's 1911 weekend here in Seattle.

If you want to come shooting, bring your 1911 to the Bellevue Gun Club at 10 am. I'll pay range fees, you bring ammo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8


Too bad I can't get there in time. I still haven't shot my new 1911......

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

80 The #1 picture of Shirley must be really early. 2nd looks like it's from the "Bliss of Mrs. Blossom" era.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)

81 Shirley you jest.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 11:25 AM (ZLI7S)

82 With breasts like those, Shirley never had a chance to be smart.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at October 11, 2019 11:25 AM (V3XIk)

83 8:30 am here. Power still out. Going to have to start the noiseyfumey generator and pollute the planet.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 11, 2019 11:25 AM (pJE4X)

84 I just looked up Shirley McClaine. Hard to believe she's 85 years old. Goodness. She's probably looking forward to being young again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 11:25 AM (NVYyb)

85 It's bluntly unconstitutional but it's an open questions whether John Roberts and Kavanaugh see it that way.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:21 AM (RD7QR)
\

I'm sure that RBG will consider the Constitutional nuances, emanations, and penumbras before she writes her "Lock Him UP!" opinion

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 11, 2019 11:25 AM (BiNEL)

86 Hey, I was promised bosoms in Photo #2! I want a refund ...


IIRC, Harry Truman didn't want to be FDR's VP in '44 because he'd had his wife Bess and sister Mary Jane on his Senate payroll -- and feared they'd be dragged through the mud in the newspapers.

Also, I don't think either Harry or Bess cared much for FDR personally, and we now know that Bess hated The Roosevelt White House and The Swamp known as D.C. in general.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:25 AM (WqPYg)

87 76 The Protest dance?

Right up there with drum circles
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (O2RFr)


And the "nude protests for peace" during the Iraq War.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:26 AM (l41J9)

88 One of my favorite stories was Dennis Kucinich talking about seeing flying saucers when he was hanging out with Shirley Maclaine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:26 AM (I2dne)

89 Yup. Progressivism is the most misnamed thing in political history. They are not progressive - they want nothing more than to go to the past. They want feudalism, with themselves as the aristocrats.

Except they also want to live in luxurious industrial civilizations, which won't survive their feudal reversion. They key is to impose it and then die before the rich are burning tallow for light after sunset and the poor are just going to sleep. But even then, they'll be the ones with tallow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (I2dne)

They should fear the day when people like me tire enough of their shenanigans and are willing to compromise.

See, as a reasonable person, I am all too happy to give them all the Feudalism they desire!

As long as I'm Emperor.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 11, 2019 11:26 AM (J+mig)

90 68 GP is saying what a lot of us have been saying, and it could be summed up this way: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 11, 2019 11:23 AM (hLRSq)

Ah, but its perfectly safe to throw stones if you live in a glass house.

As long as YOU are the only one throwing them. As long as EVERYONE else is too good, or too scared to throw stones back.

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:26 AM (NgKpN)

91 CFM - like a Demon 1050?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (DjiZK)

92 Did anyone ever see the movie "Defending Your Life?" . It's got a good premise, even though weirdly cast. Anyway, at one point the protaganist (who is dead and waiting for judgment) visits a place where you can see "all your past lives". It's a pavilion and the host is Shirley McLaine. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (NVYyb)

93 I already said that.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (NTkSq)

94 Breaking:
A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

(Babylon Bee)

Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (gmo/4)

95 92 Did anyone ever see the movie "Defending Your Life?" . It's got a good premise, even though weirdly cast. Anyway, at one point the protaganist (who is dead and waiting for judgment) visits a place where you can see "all your past lives". It's a pavilion and the host is Shirley McLaine. Pretty funny.

Love that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)

96 87 76 The Protest dance?

Right up there with drum circles
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (O2RFr)

And the "nude protests for peace" during the Iraq War.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:26 AM (l41J9)

Old and Busted: Safety Dance
New Hotness: Protest Dance!

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

97 Yes, I do. And dont call me, surely.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (utdZo)

98 80 The #1 picture of Shirley must be really early. 2nd looks like it's from the "Bliss of Mrs. Blossom" era.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)


Irma la Douce
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057187/

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (l41J9)

99 Shouldn't that really be FMC ?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (vWMNq)

100 See, as a reasonable person, I am all too happy to give them all the Feudalism they desire!

As long as I'm Emperor.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 11, 2019 11:26 AM (J+mig)
+++++++++
Nononononono. You misunderstand. *WE* will be the aristocrats and rulers!
- The Left

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (I2dne)

101 Damn, Shirley was a hot redhead back in the day..

I know they are crazy but still a kryptonite to me

Posted by: Blanco at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (BZQgK)

102 Progressivism is the most misnamed thing in political history.

Oh, I don't know.

Posted by: Cancer at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (EYsyU)

103 Hey, I was promised bosoms in Photo #2! I want a refund ...


I never click links that say #2 as I fear it's poo.

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

104 About 25 years ago, I'm sitting at a stop light in Oakbrook, IL and a limo pulls up next to me.

That back windows rolls down a few inches, and a pair of blue eyes looked at me that HAD to be Shirley McLaine's. There are no other eyes like hers on this earth!

I smiled.. and she rolled her window up and we were on our way.. weird.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (438dO)

105 Breaking:
A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

(Babylon Bee)
Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (gmo/4)
++++++++++++++
Please please please please please do NOT give those demons who invented and run those gas pumps with TV sets that bark weather, sports and ads at you while filling up any more ideas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (I2dne)

106 Brother and Sister. Both quite whackey. She was great as the Paris hooker with Felix Unger as the cop

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (X+a7J)

107 warren McClain and Shirley Beatty

Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (CLteG)

108
The If this is the future picture. What is that emaciated looking thing in pink? It looks like its dying

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (kw5n8)

109 "Old and Busted: Safety Dance
New Hotness: Protest Dance!"

I read that as prostate dance.


My bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (cqNba)

110 Old and Busted: Safety Dance
New Hotness: Protest Dance!
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (NgKpN)


THANKS!!!!

Posted by: Men Without Hats at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Shirley McClain was perfect in 80 Days Around the World

Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (CLteG)

112 One of my favorite stories was Dennis Kucinich talking about seeing flying saucers when he was hanging out with Shirley Maclaine.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:26 AM (I2dne)


...aaannnd what were they smoking at the time?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (l41J9)

113 >>"Until Donald Trump ripped the lid off of the corruption and held it up for everyone to look at. Did he plan this? It all happened because they went after him. The corrupt status quo might have remained in place had the Democrats simply accepted Trump's victory and moved on with their lives.
"So the Democrats have nobody to blame but themselves."
- - - -

Oh, I would bet money this has been a goal of Trump's before running for president. As a billionaire, he has been rubbing shoulders with greedy pols looking for a donation for decades, especially the creepiest Democrat ones such as Cuomo, Schumer, Nadler, Weiner and the Clintons. Recall he was feeding NYC gossip columnist AJ Benza dirt on celebrities/VIPs back in the 80's and 90's. He knows these people as well as Rush Limbaugh, probably better since up until 2015 they would still socialize with him.

And then during the last few months of his campaign he hooked up with Peter Schweizer, a guy who's made a career of deciphering the entangled details of corruption (with a team of accountants) and documenting it in his books. Trump was citing "Clinton Cash" details from his book at his 2016 rallies, and appears to be citing his "Fortunate Sons" details re: Hunter Biden at his rallies now.

He's there to MAGA, and a big part of that - draining the swamp - entails getting rid of these political elite lampreys sucking our nation's wealth dry.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

114 Brother and Sister Shirley McClain and Warren Beatty.

Posted by: Death to Rinos at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (JNTt1)

115 The If this is the future picture. What is that emaciated looking thing in pink? It looks like its dying

I believe its a Trans boy sickening isn't it

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (O2RFr)

116 I feel the same way about the protest dance as tattoos: I don't have a problem with it in general, it's the execution that matters. Simulated cerebral palsy in slow motion isn't dancing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (ppBhU)

117 Love that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)

Me too. Very funny.I'm a gonna bring you 5 pounds of pasta!


Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

118
Test

Posted by: Gooshy at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (6lI5o)

119 Some dog barf fugly 'boots' in that closet along with the cute shoes.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (cDw3P)

120 83 8:30 am here. Power still out. Going to have to start the noiseyfumey generator and pollute the planet.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 11, 2019 11:25 AM (pJE4X)

Gotta get power to the rape button?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (RD7QR)

121 ...aaannnd what were they smoking at the time?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (l41J9)
++++++++++++
That is outside by purview.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (I2dne)

122 That back windows rolls down a few inches, and a
pair of blue eyes looked at me that HAD to be Shirley McLaine's. There
are no other eyes like hers on this earth!



I smiled.. and she rolled her window up and we were on our way.. weird.



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (438dO)

=========

She was looking for McDonalds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (NVYyb)

123 92 Did anyone ever see the movie "Defending Your Life?" . It's got a good premise, even though weirdly cast. Anyway, at one point the protaganist (who is dead and waiting for judgment) visits a place where you can see "all your past lives". It's a pavilion and the host is Shirley McLaine. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 11:27 AM (NVYyb)

I remember that - it summed up my opinion of Albert Brooks, in that he's always "almost funny", but he never makes it all the way there.

I just watched "2 mules for Sister Sarah" again the other night, which is Shirley Mclaine and Clint Eastwood romping through a Mexican revolution.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

124 IIRC, Harry Truman didn't want to be FDR's VP in '44 because he'd had his wife Bess and sister Mary Jane on his Senate payroll -- and feared they'd be dragged through the mud in the newspapers.

Also, I don't think either Harry or Bess cared much for FDR personally, and we now know that Bess hated The Roosevelt White House and The Swamp known as D.C. in general.
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:25 AM (WqPYg)


-----

Can you imagine if FDR had died a year earlier and Henry Wallace became President instead of Truman? Biggest dodged bullet in American history.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (N4xQB)

125 The Anal is strong with Shirley and Warren.

Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (CLteG)

126 >118


Test

Posted by: Gooshy at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (6lI5o)

icle

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (sjdRT)

127 Scoldilocks didn't win the Nobel.

(death metal growl-voice):

THEY'VE STOLEN HER CHILDHOOD AND HER DREAMS! HOW DARE THEY!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (u//oP)

128 The If this is the future picture. What is that emaciated looking thing in pink? It looks like its dying
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (kw5n


I think that's some attention-whore 10 year old boy who figured out he could get lots of attention by dressing up like a lady.

Also, dancing in gay bays while grown men throw money at him. All perfectly legit.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (l41J9)

129 >>Oh, I would bet money this has been a goal of Trump's before running for president.

You mean he wasn't kidding when he made "Drain The Swamp" the cornerstone of his campaign?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2019 11:32 AM (ZLI7S)

130 Left Wing Protestors Outside President Trump's Rally in Minneapolis




Breakin' 2: Electric Fuckwits-adoo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 11:32 AM (kw5n8)

131 Shoes!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2019 11:32 AM (wiXsO)

132 I see Matt Lauer is now vociferously denying he had a rape button in his office. He says NBC has denied it too. Too bad, that was a great focal point for the story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 11:32 AM (NVYyb)

133 By Richard Fernandez


Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2019 11:22 AM (3aI0K)

Wretchard the Cat!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 11:32 AM (88+cf)

134 118
Test
Posted by: Gooshy at October 11, 2019 11:30 AM (6lI5o)


You passed!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:32 AM (l41J9)

135 Also, dancing in gay bays while grown men throw money at him. All perfectly legit.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (l41J9)


Gay bays. San Francisco?

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

136 We're all going to die:

DJIA = 26,976.63, +479.96

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

137 Defending Your Life that film always makes me hungry - hopefully where I'm going they have those all you can eat instant gourmet buffets. Could really use a mignon & cheese omelette, a mound of perfectly seared hash browns, and fresh squeezed OJ. Ok, now stomach growling....

Posted by: Emil Moresi at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (utdZo)

138 127
Scoldilocks didn't win the Nobel.


Greta Thunberg is no Barack Obama

Posted by: Nobel Prize Committee at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (vWMNq)

139 Sigh.

Having a lefty daughter is a strain.

She was protesting at the Trump rally and I texted her, asking if she liked associating with people who assaulted citizens for being at a political rally.

She came back with the usual lefty talking point of, "I wasn't there, neither were you, no idea who started things."

Then, she made the mistake of going off about not want to to associate with a president who locked people in cages.

I jumped on her for that, and told her she needed to disavow Obama because the practice started under him. I also pointed out this wouldn't be a problem if they didn't try to break into the country.

She quickly came back with, "I don't want to discuss politics with you."

Which I take to mean, "I don't have an answer, so, not going to talk about it any more."

Anyway, I still ended up with letting her know I was worried and thought she shouldn't really be around such crowds, because it's dangerous.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (qC1Sy)

140 I've seen better dancing from those car lot Tube Men.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (u//oP)

141 Warren and Shirley. Not a fan of either.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (xPJvm)

142 74 How the hell did we end up in a world where there are people who actually think they can change the world through Interpretive Dance?

I think it was Sun-Tzu who said you go to war with the army you have created thru your decades-long programs of femininization, not the army you want.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:24 AM (EYsyU)

_________



Don't forget this one: "It is more important to out-dance your enemy, than to outfight him." -- Sun Tzu

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (WqPYg)

143 Scoldilocks didn't win the Nobel.


Greta Thunberg is no Barack Obama


Or Yassar Arafat

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (O2RFr)

144
Hogg: A jerkoff who needs to be smacked around, and never has been.

Tranny kid: I'm so sorry. Your parents should be smacked around.

Greta: possessed by the devil. Needs exorcism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (1eS1i)

145 Shirley MacClaine was always very pretty, even if she was dumb as a sack of paste and a lunatic lefty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 11:34 AM (KZzsI)

146 We're all going to die:

DJIA = 26,976.63, +479.96
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (RD7QR)


Fueled by Nike, right?

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

147 >>You mean he wasn't kidding when he made "Drain The Swamp" the cornerstone of his campaign?


Haven't you heard? Trump is an idiot who keeps stumbling into victories. He is the luckiest guy out there!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2019 11:34 AM (bDqIh)

148 car lot Tube Men.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (u//oP)

Like Dee in Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 11:34 AM (xPJvm)

149 scoldilocks. I love that.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 11, 2019 11:35 AM (cDw3P)

150
...
She quickly came back with, "I don't want to discuss politics with you."

Which I take to mean, "I don't have an answer, so, not going to talk about it any more."
...
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (qC1Sy)
++++++++++++
Ding ding ding. It's the intellectual cousin of, "if you [don't know|can't figure it out], I'm not going to tell you" when in a personal conflict.

I hope she comes around.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:35 AM (I2dne)

151
Scoldilocks didn't win the Nobel.

Maybe she can get a Golden Globe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 11:35 AM (aKsyK)

152 107 warren McClain and Shirley Beatty

Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:29 AM (CLteG)


Eh. Close enough.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:35 AM (l41J9)

153 She is the Godmother to one of Dennis Kucinich's daughters.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 11, 2019 11:35 AM (jsWA8)

154 Beatty on Dobie pic

http://bit.ly/beatty-dobie

"Defending Your Life" was funny despite its theology, but if you're going to have a hall of past lives, who better to be the hostess than reincarnationist Shirley McLaine!

Posted by: mindful webworker - and the poopsidedown adventure at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (fBape)

155 Can you imagine if FDR had died a year earlier and
Henry Wallace became President instead of Truman? Biggest dodged bullet
in American history.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (N4xQB)

======


Excellent point.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (WqPYg)

156 146 We're all going to die:

DJIA = 26,976.63, +479.96
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

Fueled by Nike, right?
Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

There are other stocks? Whoa.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

157 104
About 25 years ago, I'm sitting at a stop light in Oakbrook, IL and a limo pulls up next to me.



That back windows rolls down a few inches, and a pair of blue eyes
looked at me that HAD to be Shirley McLaine's. There are no other eyes
like hers on this earth!



I smiled.. and she rolled her window up and we were on our way.. weird.



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (438dO)


It must have been obvious you had no Grey Poupon.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (L2A48)

158 You mean he wasn't kidding when he made "Drain The Swamp" the cornerstone of his campaign?

Posted by: JackStraw

--

In a totally unrelated story, work began to prepare the groundwork for impeachment of Trump before he was even inaugurated.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (YslsA)

159 Don't know if anyone mentioned this already, but Twitchy reported that Fredo Cuomo had to apologize after last night's LBQGJXPYZ Dem debate:

During Kamala Harris' turn, Chris Cuomo said this after Harris offered
her "pronouns" are she, her and hers." Cuomo immediately said "mine
too"

Cuomo responds later:

PLEASE READ: When Sen. Harris said her pronouns were she her and her's, I
said mine too. I should not have. I apologize. I am an ally of the
LGBTQ community, and I am sorry because I am committed to helping us
achieve equality. Thank you for watching our townhall.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (ZqRa6)

160 Warren Beatty had one kinda good movie - Bonnie and Clyde - and one really good movie, Heaven can Wait. Other than that, there's nothing of his that I think is worth watching. But it sounds like he slept with everyone who was anyone in Hollywood in his time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

161 Fueled by Nike, right?

I'm thinking Trump hinting there might be a deal with China

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

162 Any more word on NorCal & no power on day 2?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:37 AM (9K3Nr)

163 Can you imagine if FDR had died a year earlier and Henry Wallace became President instead of Truman? Biggest dodged bullet in American history.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 11, 2019 11:31 AM (N4xQB)



Wallace wouldn't have let Uncle Joe get any further west than Honolulu

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 11:37 AM (kw5n8)

164 http://bit.ly/2B2hlBl
*******
Clapper Associate Assisted With Whistleblower Complaint - Gregg Jarrett

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 11:37 AM (BqBId)

165
Fearless Anti-Trump Protesters Do the Herky-Jerky




That vid just oozes with gravitas and dignity.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (veoSD)

166 It must have been obvious you had no Grey Poupon.
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM


Heh. A buddy of mine has a 1960 something Bentley. He keeps a little jar of Grey Poupon in the glove box just on the off chance some wise ass ever asks him for one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (ejd/p)

167 Gay bays. San Francisco?
Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)


Bars. BARS! Arrgh! Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (l41J9)

168 The video from MN is mearly the interprative dance rendition of the latest whistleblower memo,

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (vI+F1)

169 Any more word on NorCal & no power on day 2?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:37 AM (9K3Nr)
++++++++
Whoever is socking Matt Lauer @83 indicates that it's still down and he's on a genset.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (I2dne)

170 >>I smiled.. and she rolled her window up and we were on our way.. weird.


Apparently you were not her type.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (psGBG)

171 Beatty was good in McCabe and Mrs Miller.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (L2A48)

172 Political nepotism at the national level is totally unsurprising. Look around you in the county, town or city in which you live. It's business as it always has been. Why would anyone expect politicians to change just because they work in DC instead of some city or county? What's the incentive to change personal behavior or the produce legislation that counters it?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (di1hb)

173 Ding ding ding. It's the intellectual cousin of, "if you [don't know|can't figure it out], I'm not going to tell you" when in a personal conflict.

I hope she comes around.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:35 AM (I2dne)

--------------

Have to wait and see.

All I can do is put her in a position to question her premises and pray for her.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (qC1Sy)

174 169 Any more word on NorCal & no power on day 2?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:37 AM (9K3Nr)

I never lost power, but half my town did... most are still out

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr)

175
PLEASE READ: When Sen. Harris said her pronouns were she her and her's, I
said mine too. I should not have. I apologize. I am an ally of the
LGBTQ community, and I am sorry because I am committed to helping us
achieve equality. Thank you for watching our townhall.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (ZqRa6)




I don't know if that's sufficient groveling. Maybe a public flogging for his transgressions

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (kw5n8)

176 I smiled.. and she rolled her window up and we were on our way.. weird.



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (438dO)

Probably amused by your pirate costume.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xPJvm)

177 Apparently you were not her type.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:38 AM (psGBG)
++++++++++
Her type was apparently communist bridge trolls from Ohio, so that's actually a good thing...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (I2dne)

178 If you ever really want to feel that life in unfair, just look up:
A) How much people like Hunter Biden got paid for no-work jobs, and
B) Which actresses Warren Beatty banged in their primes

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (N4xQB)

179 Whoever is socking Matt Lauer @83 indicates that it's still down and he's on a genset.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Was wondering if they had started eating babies in the LA Coliseum yet?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (9K3Nr)

180 True story. Certified nut job, Shirley MacLaine, had a house at Abiquiu, NM. In 1999, because she had worries about the new millennium bringing about chaos, she had another house built on the same location, but underground.

Posted by: huerfano at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (9dnxb)

181 160 Warren Beatty had one kinda good movie - Bonnie and Clyde - and one really good movie, Heaven can Wait. Other than that, there's nothing of his that I think is worth watching. But it sounds like he slept with everyone who was anyone in Hollywood in his time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)


The Highwaymen > Bonny and Clyde.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (l41J9)

182 I never lost power, but half my town did... most are still out
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr)


I thought they said it would take 5 days to bring the power back up once taken down.

Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

183 Did he actually say, "Pease Read"? Because that would be classic Fredo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (xfb67)

184 Henry Wallace was from Iowa. I believe there is a "Wallace State Office Building" in Des Moines.

Harry Dexter White and the IMF boys were all Red. Keynes was a queer I'm told, and not just a little swishy, full on little boys. Countercyclical fiscal policies don'tcha know. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (SEDJv)

185 Had someone try to tell me that Trump is making BILLIONS on his Hotels now that he is President!!

Obviously, this person had no idea how much all that free ice eats into your profit margins.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (psGBG)

186 The dance video, meh.

Considering the violence that occurred after the rally, I'll take the hippy dippy dance routine every single time.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (qC1Sy)

187 Hogg: A jerkoff who needs to be smacked around, and never has been.

Tranny kid: I'm so sorry. Your parents should be smacked around.

Greta: possessed by the devil. Needs exorcism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM
******************
What's really frightening is they're not just made up characters... they're real people.
All could be cast in a scary movie that would haunt you for years.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2019 11:41 AM (wiXsO)

188 Probably amused by your pirate costume.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xPJvm)


Right?

Posted by: Brad Hamilton at October 11, 2019 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

189 I never lost power, but half my town did... most are still out
Posted by: It's me donna



Has it gotten "sporty" there yet?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:41 AM (9K3Nr)

190 "Any more word on NorCal & no power on day 2?"

Apparently, de-energized power lines are causing wild fires over there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2019 11:41 AM (cqNba)

191
I don't know if that's sufficient groveling. Maybe a public flogging for his transgressions
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM


While wearing chaps and a multi-colored fright wig.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 11:41 AM (aKsyK)

192 Has it gotten "sporty" there yet?

Not so far

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:41 AM (O2RFr)

193 164 http://bit.ly/2B2hlBl
*******
Clapper Associate Assisted With Whistleblower Complaint - Gregg Jarrett
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 11:37 AM (BqBId)

I knew that was going to come out ever since a really strange comment by Clapper a couple of weeks ago. In public remarks, he states that he had never seen a Whistleblower complaint that was more credible or "More Well Written" than this one was. The extreme emphasis he put on the quality of the writing was what was so odd - all people care about is the information, not the quality of the drafting. But he was so effusive in his praise of how good it looked that it just about shouted that he had a hand in writing it, and was praising himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:41 AM (Kpl3J)

194 That's Angela Lansbury if I've ever seen a lady what drove the Partridge Family tour bus. Or is that Magic School Bus. Whatever.

Posted by: Corn Pop's Magic Rain Barrel at October 11, 2019 11:41 AM (hU6TF)

195 I see Huck Follywood at #92 already touched on Defending Your Life.

I thought the casting was good. Rip Torn was hilarious.

Albert Brooks as always could be better cast, but, oh, no, it's his movie so never mind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - day by day at October 11, 2019 11:42 AM (fBape)

196 183 Did he actually say, "Pease Read"? Because that would be classic Fredo.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (xfb67)

Pease read hot
Pease read cold
Pease read in a pot
10 days old

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:42 AM (RD7QR)

197 Isn't Grey Poupon a symptom of AIDS?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 11, 2019 11:42 AM (vWMNq)

198 Hold up.

Paying a family member out of campaign funds is no where near on the scale of what Biden did. Not saying it is OK, but it is spending their own campaign money, often for services but more likely just to spread some money around (in reality family members often do work for the campaign or at least incur expenses.)

What Biden did was sell out the US for foreign cash. Biden should be in prison.

(again, not saying he is the only one, but don't conflate campaign nepotism with influence peddling.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 11, 2019 11:42 AM (LWu6U)

199 Had someone try to tell me that Trump is making BILLIONS on his Hotels now that he is President!!

Obviously, this person had no idea how much all that free ice eats into your profit margins.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (psGBG)
+++++++++++
I doubt that Trump International is making dramatically more money, and they're rebating any government-sourced funds - regardless of which government - to the US Treasury. Also, Donald Trump no longer owns the company.

I have never stayed at a Trump property. If I ever travel for work in a city that has one, I am going to make my lefty company pay for a stay there just to raise eyebrows when I'm audited.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:42 AM (I2dne)

200 Maybe Dewey really DID defeat Truman. Maybe the spook agencies have been mucking up the works longer than we know. Voting fraud is nothing new.

Certainly after four (4) terms of the WH in Democrat hands it wouldn't have been a stretch.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2019 11:42 AM (SEDJv)

201 Prediction:

Once enough conservatives embrace Hong Kong freedom the progressives will come out against it.

Posted by: Max Power at October 11, 2019 11:43 AM (q177U)

202 Her type was apparently communist bridge trolls from Ohio, so that's actually a good thing...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:39 AM (I2dne)


Man, I f*king HATE the Ohio communistic bridge trolls.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:43 AM (l41J9)

203 >>I see Matt Lauer is now vociferously denying he had a rape button in his office. He says NBC has denied it too. Too bad, that was a great focal point for the story.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever

The button just locked the door. I had to handle the rape part manually.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 11, 2019 11:43 AM (2cuLk)

204 Has it gotten "sporty" there yet?

Not so far
Posted by: It's me donna


Hoping and praying it doesn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:43 AM (9K3Nr)

205 184 Henry Wallace was from Iowa. I believe there is a "Wallace State Office Building" in Des Moines.

Harry Dexter White and the IMF boys were all Red. Keynes was a queer I'm told, and not just a little swishy, full on little boys. Countercyclical fiscal policies don'tcha know. Hm.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (SEDJv)

Something I've stated a couple times before, almost completely forgotten now: One of Henry Wallace's closest friends and allies was Al Gore, Sr.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

206 104
About 25 years ago, I'm sitting at a stop light in Oakbrook, IL and a limo pulls up next to me.



That back windows rolls down a few inches, and a pair of blue eyes
looked at me that HAD to be Shirley McLaine's. There are no other eyes
like hers on this earth!



I smiled.. and she rolled her window up and we were on our way.. weird.



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2019 11:28 AM (438dO)

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Isn't that a scene out of American Graffiti?

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (WqPYg)

207 Any more word on NorCal no power on day 2?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:37 AM (9K3Nr)

Watch California go dark with this one simple trick!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (88+cf)

208 Man, I f*king HATE the Ohio communistic bridge trolls.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:43 AM (l41J9)
++++++++++
I saw them open for the Swamp Things at Penn Station in '88. Sucked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (I2dne)

209 They want feudalism, with themselves as the aristocrats.

Except they also want to live in luxurious industrial civilizations, which won't survive their feudal reversion. They key is to impose it and then die before the rich are burning tallow for light after sunset and the poor are just going to sleep.


This. Also, 98% of them are wrong about if they're gonna be the aristocrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (ZGrMX)

210 "Founders didn't create a system for coping with cultural differences"

it all.comes down to Albion's Seed in the end.

New England Puritan culture versus upper class Cavalier culture, and throw in Scots Irish lolgf culture in between. even the Constitution's decentralisation couldn't stop the civil war.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (fVoqT)

211 I'm pissed I'm only up $10k today. Only $990K more for Fuck You Money status

Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (CLteG)

212 Left Wing Protestors Outside President Trump's Rally in Minneapolis

It's street bowling for someone with a truck.

Also, chlorinating the gene pool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (78Xqz)

213 re 183: no, but Fredo apparently thinks that "her's" is a possessive pronoun.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (ZqRa6)

214 Hunter got a job at credit card company MBNA out of law school at $350k. Papa Joe got the bankruptcy laws changed to favor credit card companies and fuck borrowers. In business we call that a great ROI.

Man of the people my ass. In plain view and no one called him on it

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (C0Xny)

215 Same guy was also singing the praises of Mitt Romney.


...until I pointed out that Mittens is essentially Bizzaro Al Gore.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:45 AM (psGBG)

216 I believe its a Trans boy sickening isn't it

That doesn't really help me figure out if it's a boy or a girl. In any case, it looks deathly malnourished.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:45 AM (cfSLd)

217 Any more word on NorCal no power on day 2?

Apparently there are 2 wildfires threatening property already in spite of the power being off.

Also I saw a report on Twitter from someone in San Jose who had no power and all his neighbors had Teslas.

So it's LOLGF all around.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2019 11:45 AM (ZGrMX)

218 Watch California go dark with this one simple trick!
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (88+cf)


I sawed this BOAT in half!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Swift at October 11, 2019 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Anyway, I still ended up with letting her know I was worried and thought she shouldn't really be around such crowds, because it's dangerous.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:33 AM (qC1Sy)

I can talk about it now because he is out of it.

Son was in College in Denver a couple years ago, and suddenly asked me to send him any of my extra swords or equipment.

I asked why, and it turned out someone had found out he had been into historic sword fighting for years. They had then asked him to give classes in how to use 'fence' but it was all aimed toward stick fighting.

When pressed, he admitted they may very well be Antifa.

I told him to be very careful with associating with those folks, because some day you will get roped into one of their assault groups, and you will look up, and see your Dad on the opposite side, with a stick in HIS hand.

I asked if he still wanted the equipment, he looked at me and just said 'no'.

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

220 Those protestors need a better choreographer. Maybe Steve Urkel

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (kgyxa)

221 Maybe Dewey really DID defeat Truman. Maybe the spook agencies have been mucking up the works longer than we know. Voting fraud is nothing new.

Nixon almost certainly defeated Kennedy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (KZzsI)

222 A non-fatal knife attack in Manchester, UK, attacker was heard yelling something about Alans Snack Bar.

Posted by: Political McGuffin at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (KPGR9)

223 Had someone try to tell me that Trump is making BILLIONS on his Hotels now that he is President!!

Obviously, this person had no idea how much all that free ice eats into your profit margins.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (psGBG)

A Club 85 coworker pulled that shit on me last night when I asked him how Trump was breaking the law.

Then he quoted me a Bible passage that was supposed to be about Trump because Trump is a KING.

Patience was lost and I lit into the dumbshit.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (++5Uh)

224 Hunter got a job at credit card company MBNA out of law school at $350k.

Oh, that's right. Delaware is a huge state for credit card companies, for some reason. Maybe Biden was the reason.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (cfSLd)

225 >>Apparently there are 2 wildfires threatening property already in spite of the power being off.


Their Biome requires fire. There's really nothing you can do to stop it.

Mitigate it, maybe. But California is going to burn EVERY YEAR.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:47 AM (psGBG)

226 They want feudalism, with themselves as the aristocrats.

Except they also want to live in luxurious industrial civilizations, which won't survive their feudal reversion. They key is to impose it and then die before the rich are burning tallow for light after sunset and the poor are just going to sleep.

This. Also, 98% of them are wrong about if they're gonna be the aristocrats.
Posted by: Ian S.


It's just like being able to afford something.
If you have to ask the price, you can't.

Same way with aristocracy.
If you're hoping to be one, you won't be.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:47 AM (9K3Nr)

227 Hunter got a job at credit card company MBNA out of law school at $350k. Papa Joe got the bankruptcy laws changed to favor credit card companies and fuck borrowers. In business we call that a great ROI.

Man of the people my ass. In plain view and no one called him on it
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (C0Xny)
+++++++++++++++
The average winning HoR candidate spend around $1.3 million in the last election. The incumbency re-election rate is around 90%.

A representative is one of the single best investments any large company can make.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

228 225 >>Apparently there are 2 wildfires threatening property already in spite of the power being off.


Their Biome requires fire. There's really nothing you can do to stop it.

Mitigate it, maybe. But California is going to burn EVERY YEAR.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:47 AM (psGBG)

PG&E should sue the state for damaging their equipment.

Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2019 11:48 AM (ABjxW)

229 Rasmussen - 49 percent approval. Trump's really taking a huge hit over all this $#it.

Posted by: theATL at October 11, 2019 11:48 AM (O8mjU)

230 Or Trump refuses. They want a constitutional crisis and conflict over separation of powers. Give them one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)


Arrest the judges. Now THERE'S a Constitutional crisis.

But seriously, they should be impeached and convicted. Move over, Alcee Hastings.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 11:48 AM (78Xqz)

231 That doesn't really help me figure out if it's a boy or a girl. In any case, it looks deathly malnourished.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:45 AM (cfSLd)


It's a boy. He actually has a stage name now, 'The Amazing...' something or other, I forget, Desmond, I think. Or some other name.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (l41J9)

232 I told him to be very careful with associating with those folks, because some day you will get roped into one of their assault groups, and you will look up, and see your Dad on the opposite side, with a stick in HIS hand.

I asked if he still wanted the equipment, he looked at me and just said 'no'.
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

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Yeah, that's what my daughter doesn't get. When things go sporty, it won't respect gender or political affiliation.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (qC1Sy)

233 >>PG&E should sue the state for damaging their equipment.


That would be glorious.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (psGBG)

234 Um so I kind of see what you're trying to say about the problem of political nepotism, but uh, with Trump you have Ivanka...

Now granted she actually does seem to actually be doing a job, where most of the nepots of Washington are probably do nothings just getting a paycheck on our dime.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (Z7lwY)

235 229 Rasmussen - 49 percent approval. Trump's really taking a huge hit over all this $#it.

Been watching it... Went from 46% to 49% in 4 days

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

236 Maybe Dewey really DID defeat Truman. Maybe the spook agencies have been mucking up the works longer than we know. Voting fraud is nothing new.




Democrats steal an election? That's crazy talk.


-- zombie Richard J. Daley

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (Un9AW)

237 Its snowing here in NW WI.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 11, 2019 11:50 AM (sjdRT)

238 But seriously, they should be impeached and convicted. Move over, Alcee Hastings.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 11:48 AM (78Xqz)


Yes. If convicted of bribery and fraud, maybe they could get elected to congress, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 11:50 AM (l41J9)

239 I stayed in the Trump Int'l in D.C. last year. While ordering an Old Fashioned at the bar, Giuliani sidles up next to me and orders "usual" turns and smiles at me then gets pulled away for photos with others. He drank a number of drinks and was happy to take a lot of photos. Always smiling and cheerful, but he looked godawful to me and grossly out of shape.
Excellent Hotel btw.

Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (CLteG)

240 Those are the shoes of a tranny.

Just saying.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (mJzia)

241 >> Its snowing here in NW WI.


Winter is a Two Pump Chump.

Posted by: Zombie Ned Stark at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (psGBG)

242 Oh, that's right. Delaware is a huge state for credit card companies, for some reason. Maybe Biden was the reason.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (cfSLd)


Probably because Delaware corporate law is so highly developed, with so many precedential decisions, much like patent law. Which I believe is why so many companies incorporate in Delaware, and why so many patent litigations take place there (or in one of a few other places where that's also true).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (78Xqz)

243 Been watching it... Went from 46% to 49% in 4 days
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

But the other 51% ALL want him impeached. Swearsies!!!

Posted by: Fox News at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)

244 Shirley, of course, is Warren Beatty's sister. She once said, "I should have boinked him once, just to see what all the fuss is about."

Dingbat, you say?

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (Cssks)

245 Democrats steal an election? That's crazy talk.


-- zombie Richard J. Daley
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (Un9AW)

Da' Mare still pulls in 5% of the Chicago mayoral vote in each election.

Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (ABjxW)

246 217 Any more word on NorCal no power on day 2?

Apparently there are 2 wildfires threatening property already in spite of the power being off.

Also I saw a report on Twitter from someone in San Jose who had no power and all his neighbors had Teslas.

So it's LOLGF all around.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2019 11:45 AM (ZGrMX)

One fire is down near Northern LA, down where my Grandparents used to live.

Santa Ana winds and the place is ALWAYS dry. Note, PGE had NOT killed power to that area.

Other fire was in Solano County, which is between Sacramento and the Bay area. Tractor in a field sparked that one.

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

247 Something I've stated a couple times before, almost completely forgotten now: One of Henry Wallace's closest friends and allies was Al Gore, Sr.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

I didn't know that. "Follow the Networks"

I read somewhere during world war II planes would land from the Soviet Union in Montana at some airfield, having made the trip over the arctic circle, a bunch of guys would get into cars and drive away, nobody knew who they were or where they went. The amount of materials provided for the Soviets is hard to track down, they are probably still gnoshing on Spam from the good ole USA. I understand the need to defeat Uncle Adolf, though siding with the communists was just equally insane. It's ironic the Soviet Union collapsed, it seems as if all the Marxists have set up shop here.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (SEDJv)

248 Well, we're en route to 300 but I got Shirley MacLean and her brother Warren Beatty.

It's the first time I've got one in a while.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (wzVKm)

249 223 Had someone try to tell me that Trump is making BILLIONS on his Hotels now that he is President!!

Obviously, this person had no idea how much all that free ice eats into your profit margins.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:40 AM (psGBG)

A Club 85 coworker pulled that shit on me last night when I asked him how Trump was breaking the law.

Then he quoted me a Bible passage that was supposed to be about Trump because Trump is a KING.

Patience was lost and I lit into the dumbshit.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (++5Uh)

King? He's The God Emperor. Kings bow to him.
/s

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

250 Probably because Delaware corporate law is so highly developed, with so many precedential decisions, much like patent law. Which I believe is why so many companies incorporate in Delaware, and why so many patent litigations take place there (or in one of a few other places where that's also true).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (78Xqz)
++++++++
Corporate charters in DE are very forgiving to the organization. I think South Dakota is, too, IIRC. Lots of companies with mailbox headquarters in both.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)

251 Yeah, that's what my daughter doesn't get. When things go sporty, it won't respect gender or political affiliation.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:49 AM (qC1Sy)

My daughter either. She seems to be moving farther Left these days. She's become the classic Democrat....might be good at her job, might have a decent home life, other than that a clueless dumbfuck.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (++5Uh)

252 That doesn't really help me figure out if it's a boy or a girl. In any case, it looks deathly malnourished.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:45 AM (cfSLd)

It's a boy. He actually has a stage name now, 'The Amazing...' something or other, I forget, Desmond, I think. Or some other name.
Posted by: OregonMuse


The 11 yr old ladyboi above?
Yeah. His parents should be horse whipped.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:53 AM (9K3Nr)

253 We had our first freeze here in Albuquerque early this morning

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2019 11:53 AM (YKL8E)

254 Late to the party. Both Warren and Shirley were born in Richmond, VA.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 11, 2019 11:53 AM (ZbwAu)

255 253 We had our first freeze here in Albuquerque early this morning
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2019 11:53 AM (YKL8E)

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It got into the 60s yesterday here in SC.

I thought about wearing a light jacket.

It was awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (q80AH)

256
Other fire was in Solano County, which is between Sacramento and the Bay area. Tractor in a field sparked that one.
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)


Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors.

Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (ABjxW)

257 229 Rasmussen - 49 percent approval. Trump's really taking a huge hit over all this $#it.
Posted by: theATL at October 11, 2019 11:48 AM (O8mjU)

Can't tell if sarcasming.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (RD7QR)

258 218 Watch California go dark with this one simple trick!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 11:44 AM (88+cf)


( *steeples fingers* )

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen..

Posted by: Zombie Ayn Rand at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (l41J9)

259 But the other 51% ALL want him impeached. Swearsies!!!
Posted by: Fox News at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)

That's what started the argument with Club 85 last night.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 11:55 AM (++5Uh)

260 It got into the 60s yesterday here in SC.

I thought about wearing a light jacket.

It was awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (q80AH)
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Well, shoot. All this cold weather talk reminds me, I need to dig out the short sleeve shirts to go over the T-Shirts, because it's cooling off a bit in the Central Valley.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:55 AM (qC1Sy)

261 254 Late to the party. Both Warren and Shirley were born in Richmond, VA.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 11, 2019 11:53 AM (ZbwAu)

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Same as my dad.

Unamusing little anecdote:

My dad's family moved to Tennessee when he was very young. He was in a grade school class where he had to fill out a form that detailed the place of his birth. One line was County.

Richmond isn't in a county, and the teacher wouldn't listen to him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:55 AM (q80AH)

262 China is an example for the world. To have the technology to implement a social credit system and not do so, is immoral.

Posted by: No at October 11, 2019 11:55 AM (9LxBx)

263 Kamala Harris will be on the Dem ticket either top or bottom, she likes it both ways.

Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:55 AM (CLteG)

264
Hey, I was promised bosoms in Photo #2! I want a refund ...



I had the same problem till I figured out to right click on the picture and select view picture.
You won't be disappointed.

Posted by: An Observation at October 11, 2019 11:55 AM (QpLbZ)

265 Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors.
Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (ABjxW)
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Hey! Don't give him any ideas!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:55 AM (qC1Sy)

266 257 229 Rasmussen - 49 percent approval. Trump's really taking a huge hit over all this $#it.
Posted by: theATL at October 11, 2019 11:48 AM (O8mjU)

Can't tell if sarcasming.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (RD7QR)

=========

Definite sarcasm. He's almost back to where he was before this whole thing blew up.

This is three weeks of sustained impeachment screaming, people.

You think the American public will be immune to similar screeching come October of next year?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:56 AM (q80AH)

267 Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors.
Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (ABjxW)
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Seriously? What's his rationale? CA is the only state I have driven to that tries to make you go through customs at the state line to avoid corrupting their giant agricultural industry. Seems like a non-starter there...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:56 AM (I2dne)

268 200
Maybe Dewey really DID defeat Truman. Maybe the spook agencies have been
mucking up the works longer than we know. Voting fraud is nothing new.



Certainly after four (4) terms of the WH in Democrat hands it wouldn't have been a stretch.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2019 11:42 AM (SEDJv)


========


Interesting thought. Rush has speculated that the Deep State set GWB up with the WMD's in Iraq evidence (although I still think it was there and that idiot gave them months to hide or move it all out).


A novelist could really go to town with an imaginative explanation for numerous past events in the context of an ever-present Deep State manipulating American politics.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (WqPYg)

269 It got into the 60s yesterday here in SC.

I thought about wearing a light jacket.

It was awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (q80AH)
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45 here in DFW right now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (++5Uh)

270 Richmond isn't in a county, and the teacher wouldn't listen to him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Useless trivia.
The City of St. Louis isn't either.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (9K3Nr)

271 The Democrats following the First Rule of the ACME Boomerang:

If it's hitting you in the back of the head, just throw it harder!

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (aKxkI)

272 A novelist could really go to town with an imaginative explanation for numerous past events in the context of an ever-present Deep State manipulating American politics.
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (WqPYg)
+++++++++++
It may well be the only option for writers of political thrillers for while. No fiction writer can outdo our current reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

273 239 I stayed in the Trump Int'l in D.C. last year. While ordering an Old Fashioned at the bar, Giuliani sidles up next to me and orders "usual" turns and smiles at me then gets pulled away for photos with others. He drank a number of drinks and was happy to take a lot of photos. Always smiling and cheerful, but he looked godawful to me and grossly out of shape.
Excellent Hotel btw.
Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:51 AM (CLteG)

IIRC he's had a couple bouts with cancer.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

274 PG&E is Norcal
SoCal Edison is Socal

Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:58 AM (CLteG)

275 Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors.
Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (ABjxW)


Next up: banning fields. And fire. And ... well, he'll get back to you, but something. Oxygen, maybe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 11:58 AM (78Xqz)

276 Brother and sister

Shirley McClaine and Warren Beatty




I did not know that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2019 11:58 AM (xTFXi)

277 You think the American public will be immune to similar screeching come October of next year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:56 AM (q80AH)
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I think so. MSM will run some sort of play designed to derail PDT about 3 weeks out. MSM can't help themselves and still thinks they're in the drivers seat.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:58 AM (qC1Sy)

278 Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors.

As millions of Mexican backs cried out in pain...

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:58 AM (aKxkI)

279 I think the Democrats wanted to set this up to be just like Watergate (it's been their fantasy for years!) and they wanted to have their very own "Deep Throat" whose identity wouldn't be revealed for 30 years. So mysterious! Just like before!!!

except now we're only 3 weeks in, and we already know who it is and we know his motivations, and we know the whole thing was a setup.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

280 Why do I always look like the devil just goosed me?

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (vtcmf)

281 270 Richmond isn't in a county, and the teacher wouldn't listen to him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Useless trivia.
The City of St. Louis isn't either.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (9K3Nr)


More useless trivia: SF is the city AND the county.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (78Xqz)

282 >>Brother and sister


I am sick of those videos.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (psGBG)

283 I've been watching RAS too. It's likely voters (LV's), not RV's. Nobody else puts on an LV screen this early. And it's a 3-day rolling average poll.

Here's what happened since the impeachment/Ukraine story broke: Trump's JA took a big hit-- at first. Went from 53% to 45%. But now it seems to be recovering somewhat, i.e., back to 49% today.

That's 5 points higher than Shit Midas on this date in 2011, btw.

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (Cssks)

284 I had the same problem till I figured out to right click on the picture and select view picture.You won't be disappointed.


Posted by: An Observation at October 11, 2019 11:55 AM (QpLbZ)

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Yes! Thank you -- I guess one has to be smarter than the .jpg aroud here.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (WqPYg)

285 277 You think the American public will be immune to similar screeching come October of next year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:56 AM (q80AH)
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I think so. MSM will run some sort of play designed to derail PDT about 3 weeks out. MSM can't help themselves and still thinks they're in the drivers seat.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 11:58 AM (qC1Sy)

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Their kill shot was the Access Hollywood tape.

Literally everything else has been secondary options at best.

By October, they'll be down to shit AOC invented on a vision quest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (q80AH)

286 All this fuss over being pregnant and expecting in N California!

Posted by: Emily Litellia at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (L2A48)

287 The Dispatch's morning report got it's first comment! And 30 likes! They'll be #1 by Tuesday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)

288 274 PG&E is Norcal
SoCal Edison is Socal
Posted by: monkey at October 11, 2019 11:58 AM (CLteG)

Splenda is No-Cal

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM (7HtZB)

289 Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors.
Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (ABjxW)

Fooker's gone full-on Joker. He just wants to watch California burn.

I am entirely unable to even.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM (xPJvm)

290 226 They want feudalism, with themselves as the aristocrats. 

Except they also want to live in luxurious industrial civilizations, which won't survive their feudal reversion. They key is to impose it and then die before the rich are burning tallow for light after sunset and the poor are just going to sleep. 

This. Also, 98% of them are wrong about if they're gonna be the aristocrats. 
Posted by: Ian S. 


It's just like being able to afford something. 
If you have to ask the price, you can't. 

Same way with aristocracy. 
If you're hoping to be one, you won't be


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My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM (34yy+)

291 It was 96 here yesterday afternoon. Today 46.

Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM (2cuLk)

292 The USSR was supplied through three routes in WWII.

Murmansk, Persia, and Alaska.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM (kgyxa)

293 Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors.

Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2019 11:54 AM (ABjxW)

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You know when some city finally gets around to their ultimate dream of banning automobiles ... it will definitely be in California.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM (WqPYg)

294 Fooker's gone full-on Joker. He just wants to watch California burn.

I am entirely unable to even.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM


Forget it, Jake, it's Cali.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (ejd/p)

295 Speaking of Rudy I am of the does-more-harm-than-good camp. DJT doesn't need another attack dog a la James Carville. He does that fine by himself. What would help is someone who comes across as sober and courteous (not a cuck, and there is a difference) to help with the Wine Moms.
It's not always pandering to "balance the ticket."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (koNhm)

296 Their kill shot was the Access Hollywood tape.

Literally everything else has been secondary options at best.

By October, they'll be down to shit AOC invented on a vision quest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (q80AH)

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Yeah, but I think MSM suffers from their own version of Dunning-Kruger.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (qC1Sy)

297 Interesting thought. Rush has speculated that the Deep State set GWB up with the WMD's in Iraq evidence (although I still think it was there and that idiot gave them months to hide or move it all out).


A novelist could really go to town with an imaginative explanation for numerous past events in the context of an ever-present Deep State manipulating American politics.
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (WqPYg)

the elder Bush was head of the CIA.

Think about that, and then think about the story of Ross Perot.

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

298 No talking about morality. We really have reached the parody singularity.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (RD7QR)

299 274 PG&E is Norcal
SoCal Edison is Socal


There's also SMUD (Sacramento Municipal Utility District) SDG&E (San Diego Gas and Electric) with fairly broad scope in their regions, and a variety of other municipal power agencies.

Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (8erNz)

300 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (arJlL)

301 Who the hell has that many shoes? Mind blown.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (RfzVr)

302 What could possibly be slower than the release of an IG report? Why the Trump DOJ of course. The Democrats can stage a coup that fails and NOT A SINGLE PERSON WILL BE INDICTED FOR YEARS, if ever.

Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (Bf3hj)

303
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

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I never once dabbled in Leftism - I was a born right-winger. But, I did dabble in other things that required my dad's knowledge of chemistry. He let me roll with it, for the most part, but sometimes he'd decline, when I was getting into real danger-zones.

Sometimes you have to warn kids off of dangerous behavior.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (1eS1i)

304 I read somewhere during world war II planes would land from the Soviet Union in Montana at some airfield, having made the trip over the arctic circle, a bunch of guys would get into cars and drive away, nobody knew who they were or where they went. The amount of materials provided for the Soviets is hard to track down, they are probably still gnoshing on Spam from the good ole USA. I understand the need to defeat Uncle Adolf, though siding with the communists was just equally insane. It's ironic the Soviet Union collapsed, it seems as if all the Marxists have set up shop here.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2019 11:52 AM (SEDJv)


I think it was Alaska rather than Montana where the planes were landing, but other than that detail, everything you said was correct.

Also, planes leaving America to go to Russia sometimes contained boxes of what appeared to be government documents.

There's a book about this written by an eyewitness, I discussed this on the book thread a year or two ago. The book is available as a pdf online, but I can't remember the title. It was infuriating to read.

There were commie agents high up in the State Dept. and they were taking advantage of Lend-Lease to do their dirty work.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (l41J9)

305 Oh, that's right. Delaware is a huge state for credit card companies, for some reason. Maybe Biden was the reason.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 11:46 AM (cfSLd)

Yeah, he was so in MBNA's pocket, that he was known as Senator Mastercard.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (TdCQk)

306 More useless trivia: SF is the city AND the county.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (78Xqz)

It's a Desert Topping AND a Floor Wax!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

307 >>>>Brother and sister


I am sick of those videos.
Posted by: garrett
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You can always branch out to the stepbrother and stepsister ones.

Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (2cuLk)

308 A novelist could really go to town with an imaginative explanation for numerous past events in the context of an ever-present Deep State manipulating American politics.
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Remember from history about black church bombings in the 60s? Don't misunderstand, there were some really scurvy KKK folks around. The timing was perfect as I recall from the timeline, congress was debating the Civil Rights bill of '64 or something like that.

Just kinda makes ha go "hmmm"; these guys like to nudge things.

McVeigh and the Murrah bombing was pretty hinky as well.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (SEDJv)

309 I think that all that silly dancing is done on purpose to market themselves to America as goofy happy silly hippies. Harmless twits. Sort of like Obama on his bike wearing mom jeans.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (34yy+)

310 I'm chuckling over "poundmetoo."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (ptqGC)

311 The USSR was supplied through three routes in WWII.

Murmansk, Persia, and Alaska.



You hoo!

Posted by: Archangel at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (wzVKm)

312 It's a Desert Topping AND a Floor Wax!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
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And it doesn't know sh*t from shinola!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (qC1Sy)

313 Iranian oil tanker hit by missiles. Superficial damage for the most part.

Posted by: Someguy at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (BiWEa)

314 313 Iranian oil tanker hit by missiles. Superficial damage for the most part.
Posted by: Someguy at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (BiWEa)

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What shitty missiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (q80AH)

315 You know when some city finally gets around to their ultimate dream of banning automobiles ... it will definitely be in California.
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM (WqPYg)

Pointed out to a Green recently that getting rid of oil and gas used in FARMING, would cut production by about half.

And as the US exports food, and GIVES a lot of it away to third world nations? Why do you want brown people to starve?

Annnndddd, that ended THAT conversation.

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (NgKpN)

316 It may well be the only option for writers of political thrillers for while. No fiction writer can outdo our current reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)


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Indeed.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (WqPYg)

317 I liked "Dick Tracy." It had a really great score, some fun makeup and a cool color scheme. On the negative side, it had Madonna, who brought everything down.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (E+OcO)

318 What shitty missiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
Shit Missile is the name of my rock band.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (I2dne)

319 Rasmussen - 49 percent approval. Trump's really taking a huge hit over all this $#it.

2% isn't huge but assuming these numbers are remotely true or significant, that definitely makes you wonder why the Dems decided to do this NOW instead of nearer the election when it would have an impact, eh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

320 SF is the city AND the county.

Maryland beats that: Baltimore, the city, is it's own county named "Baltimore City", *and* there's a separate Baltimore County that's unaffiliated.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (ZGrMX)

321 >>Brother and sister


I am sick of those videos.




Family Fun 6 wasn't bad.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (xTFXi)

322 Iranian oil tanker hit by missiles. Superficial damage for the most part.
Posted by: Someguy at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (BiWEa)

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What shitty missiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM


Probably Iranian. /s

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (ejd/p)

323
Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors



Starving will take your mind off of not having electricity.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (PtOP4)

324 GavinnNewsome is a Med Fly

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (kgyxa)

325 Yeah, but I think MSM suffers from their own version of Dunning-Kruger.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (qC1Sy)


Marx-Engels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (78Xqz)

326
And as the US exports food, and GIVES a lot of it away to third world nations? Why do you want brown people to starve?

Annnndddd, that ended THAT conversation.
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (NgKpN)
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Nothing starts a lefty screeching faster than a well-placed question.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (qC1Sy)

327 It may well be the only option for writers of political thrillers for while. No fiction writer can outdo our current reality.

"We've got hundreds of plots where right wing white supremacists try to take over the nation and are defeated by a coalition of wymyn, blacks, and native Amerians heroically defeating the h8rs!"
--Publishing Houses

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

328 319 Rasmussen - 49 percent approval. Trump's really taking a huge hit over all this $#it.

2% isn't huge but assuming these numbers are remotely true or significant, that definitely makes you wonder why the Dems decided to do this NOW instead of nearer the election when it would have an impact, eh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

==========

Because they are honestly very worried that the president is abusing his power and they fear for the integrity of the office and future foreign policy?

Why are you laughing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (q80AH)

329 I'm betting those soy boys never danced with a woman while actually holding her.

Posted by: Ripley at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (MxEKc)

330 287 The Dispatch's morning report got it's first comment! And 30 likes! They'll be #1 by Tuesday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)


Now that's what I call 6 million dollars well spent.

The investors must be beside themselves with joy, their eyes all lit up with dollar signs.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (l41J9)

331 Shit Missile is the name of my rock band.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM


Funny...I have something I call that, too.

Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (ejd/p)

332 PRO TIP : Shit Missiles don't do nearly as much damage if you let them get wet.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (psGBG)

333 293 Gavin Newsom now wants to ban farm tractors




Please, someone tell me that's fake news...

Posted by: Floridachick at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (34yy+)

334 327 It may well be the only option for writers of political thrillers for while. No fiction writer can outdo our current reality.

"We've got hundreds of plots where right wing white supremacists try to take over the nation and are defeated by a coalition of wymyn, blacks, and native Amerians heroically defeating the h8rs!"
--Publishing Houses
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

==========

"Why aren't we selling any books?"
-Also Publishing Houses

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (q80AH)

335 Brother and sister


I am sick of those videos.
Posted by: garrett
--------
You can always branch out to the stepbrother and stepsister ones.
Posted by: Aviator

You can do mom & stepson, Dad & stepdaughter.
Hell, you could even do dad & stepson if that's what trips your trigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (9K3Nr)

336 Splenda is No-Cal

Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2019 12:00 PM (7HtZB)

But is it Keto?

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (88+cf)

337 19 Rasmussen - 49 percent approval. Trump's really taking a huge hit over all this $#it.

2% isn't huge but assuming these numbers are remotely true or significant, that definitely makes you wonder why the Dems decided to do this NOW instead of nearer the election when it would have an impact, eh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (KZzsI)


Before hydrolyzing a single ATP thinking about this, first: what is the margin of error?

We don't want to fall victim to Meryl Streep statistics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (78Xqz)

338 Working for your parent in their campaign or within their elected office is a much different ethical issue to me than a quid pro quo job with an outside entity.

In the public sector, many kids get jobs working in the family business.


Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (ZtIV1)

339 330 287 The Dispatch's morning report got it's first comment! And 30 likes! They'll be #1 by Tuesday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)

Now that's what I call 6 million dollars well spent.

The investors must be beside themselves with joy, their eyes all lit up with dollar signs.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 12:05 PM (l41J9)

Didn't know the Dispatch had 30 employees.

Posted by: Someguy at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (BiWEa)

340 San Francisco: Where shit missiles are a way of life.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (vtcmf)

341 296 Their kill shot was the Access Hollywood tape.

Literally everything else has been secondary options at best.

By October, they'll be down to shit AOC invented on a vision quest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 11:59 AM (q80AH)
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Yeah, but I think MSM suffers from their own version of Dunning-Kruger.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (qC1Sy)

Did you note the new book they're flogging, about 60 more stories that Trump did Bad Things with women? And all the stories happened 25 or 30 years ago, and none of the stories had any other witnesses, and no one reported anything about them to anyone at the time.

In other words, the compiler found 60 leftist women willing to say that Something Bad happened 30 years ago, even though they had forgotten all about it until last week. Oh wow what a shocker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

342 >>Now that's what I call 6 million dollars well spent.


Ace must pay Sefton 10s of Millions!?

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (psGBG)

343 What would help is someone who comes across as sober and courteous (not a cuck, and there is a difference) to help with the Wine Moms.

The Wine Moms are gone. The ones that aren't voting for him it's because they believe the media-fueled "he bragged about grabbing pussy", rather than the correct "they'll let you grab them" that he actually said.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (ZGrMX)

344 gavin newsome is just the man california needs in these perilous times. he will lauer the people of california good and hard. they will bleed for decades. feel for normal people there who never voted for this orgy of buffoonery.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (KP5rU)

345 nood

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (88+cf)

346 341 Did you note the new book they're flogging, about 60 more stories that Trump did Bad Things with women? And all the stories happened 25 or 30 years ago, and none of the stories had any other witnesses, and no one reported anything about them to anyone at the time.

In other words, the compiler found 60 leftist women willing to say that Something Bad happened 30 years ago, even though they had forgotten all about it until last week. Oh wow what a shocker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

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I did hear about that.

I also noticed that no major publishing organs of the left seem that interested.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 12:07 PM (q80AH)

347 Please, someone tell me that's fake news...

Would not surprise me at all if Gavin Newsome wanted to ban farm tractors. Obama's EPA fined farms for ploughing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

348 > They all think they're getting a corner office in some government ministry, at the least.

Wait until the next Pol Pot decides that anyone who wears "problem glasses" needs to be reassigned to agricultural labor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 12:07 PM (Do2h6)

349 Shit Missile is the name of my rock band.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


I saw the Turd Torpedoes open at the Orpheum in 93! That was a crappy night.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 12:07 PM (9K3Nr)

350 299 274 PG&E is Norcal
SoCal Edison is Socal


San Francisco is FeCal.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 11, 2019 12:07 PM (Vy7tf)

351 322 Iranian oil tanker hit by missiles. Superficial damage for the most part.
Posted by: Someguy at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM (BiWEa)

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What shitty missiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 12:03 PM

Probably Iranian. /s
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (ejd/p)

Shi'ite?

Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

352 The Apartment is one of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 11, 2019 12:08 PM (ZtIV1)

353 270
Richmond isn't in a county, and the teacher wouldn't listen to him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison





Useless trivia.

The City of St. Louis isn't either.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2019 11:57 AM (9K3Nr)

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Also I think Alexandria, VA. I've learned quite a bit about geography of various locales having gotten heavily into genealogical research the past couple of years.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 12:08 PM (WqPYg)

354 320
SF is the city AND the county.



Maryland beats that: Baltimore, the city, is it's own county named
"Baltimore City", *and* there's a separate Baltimore County that's
unaffiliated.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (ZGrMX)


NH only has 10 counties, and I always forget at least two of them.
Lemme see if I can name them off the top of my head without looking.
MerrimackHillsboroughCheshireCoosRockinghamBelknapGrafton
...
And I'm out. I'm a terrible NHite. What the hell are the other three?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 11, 2019 12:08 PM (rP4OC)

355 >>Shit Missile is the name of my rock band.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Oddly, that's what I call my penis.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 11, 2019 12:08 PM (2cuLk)

356 Well, we've got a "WOW!" up from 72 Seconds. Thinking something good is coming down the pike again.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 12:08 PM (xSo9G)

357 I never once dabbled in Leftism - I was a born right-winger. But, I did dabble in other things that required my dad's knowledge of chemistry. He let me roll with it, for the most part, but sometimes he'd decline, when I was getting into real danger-zones.
Sometimes you have to warn kids off of dangerous behavior.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 12:02 PM (1eS1i)


You were trying to refine LSD from morning glory seeds?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 11, 2019 12:09 PM (l41J9)

358 2% isn't huge but assuming these numbers are remotely true or significant, that definitely makes you wonder why the Dems decided to do this NOW instead of nearer the election when it would have an impact, eh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

I credit Jack Straw for having a pretty consistent answer to that question. they're trying to get ahead of what they know is about to come down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

359 353
Also I think Alexandria, VA. I've learned quite a bit about geography of various locales having gotten heavily into genealogical research the past couple of years.
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 12:08 PM (WqPYg)

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From what I understand, no cities in VA are in counties. They are separate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 11, 2019 12:09 PM (q80AH)

360 The SF Crocknicle is flogging a story about PG&E execs "wining and dining" before turning off the power.

'Cause if they had canceled their previously-scheduled dinner, the dry, windy weather and all the underbrush that they aren't allowed to trim would totally have gone away, I guess?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 12:09 PM (Do2h6)

361 Those 10 year old boys aren't dancing in bars, they are performing sexually explicit poses and staging with near-to-naked grown men.

It's child pornography and child sexual abuse.
At least it would be if we had our child doing the same in our home, for complete strangers.

The parents, the agents, the venues, et al., are disgusting and should be prosecuted.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 11, 2019 12:10 PM (2CtSR)

362 Yeah, but I think MSM suffers from their own version of Dunning-Kruger.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (qC1Sy)

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Fuck I hate that term. Used alot by self appointed social arbitrators turned psychology experts that wouldnt know a Jungian Theorum if it jumped out of their 7th grade sociology class and gave them suprise anal.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2019 12:10 PM (8XRCm)

363
There's also SMUD (Sacramento Municipal Utility District) SDG&E (San Diego Gas and Electric) with fairly broad scope in their regions, and a variety of other municipal power agencies.
Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (8erNz)


East Bay Municipal Utility District, colloquially referred to as "East Bay Mud", is a public utility district which provides water and sewage treatment services for an area of approximately in the eastern side of the San Francisco Bay.

They were in their full glory during the drought of '76 - '77. I suspect they are that way during all droughts. "Use less water, peasants!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2019 12:10 PM (pNxlR)

364 Pentagon presser on now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

365 Also I think Alexandria, VA. I've learned quite a bit about geography of various locales having gotten heavily into genealogical research the past couple of years.

Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 12:08 PM (WqPYg)

In Va. cities are cities and counties are counties, according to my HS government teacher.

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2019 12:11 PM (X/Pw5)

366 Alaska doesn't have counties at all. We have "boroughs" and "municipalities". This occasionally causes problems when filling out forms.

If I remember right, Lousiana is the only other state that doesn't have counties (they have parishes).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2019 12:11 PM (Do2h6)

367 It doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there.
Dancing In The Streets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdvITn5cAVc

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 11, 2019 12:11 PM (aS1PU)

368 Isn't that a scene out of American Graffiti?
Posted by: ShainS
......


I don't know.. I don't think I have ever seen the whole movie.. just snippets..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2019 12:13 PM (438dO)

369 362 Yeah, but I think MSM suffers from their own version of Dunning-Kruger.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 12:01 PM (qC1Sy)
----
Fuck I hate that term. Used alot by self appointed social arbitrators turned psychology experts that wouldnt know a Jungian Theorum if it jumped out of their 7th grade sociology class and gave them suprise anal.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2019 12:10 PM (8XRCm)

yeah, but that's because of the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)

370 And speaking of Lend-Lease, just started the memoir of the head of our military mission in Moscow in WWII.


Already, his funny, or period-dated, comments, are making it an easy read.


He arrived in one of the first C-54s. The Russkis, he said, were greatly impressed and immediately began/never stopped asking for such planes as part of our aid, to no avail.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 12:13 PM (QDnY+)

371 1) DEM/MSM "October surpriser" killshot next year will be a NY state criminal indictment of Trump for campaign finance violations, in connection with the Stormy Daniels payout.

2) In WW II, 1/3 of all U.S. military assistance (including food assistance) went to the USSR. The U.S. gave the Soviets fighter aircraft as part of that. I never had any problem whatsoever with this. At the time of the Allied landings at Salerno, in the fall of 1943, the Soviets were fighting 165 Wehrmacht divisions in Russia, while the western allies were fighting 0 Wehrmacht divisions anywhere.

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2019 12:14 PM (Cssks)

372 It don't really matter yo man
Everybody got to fight if they can
But you don't
Have
To live like a Venezuelan
(Don't have to live like a Venezuelan)

Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at October 11, 2019 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)

373
I don't know.. I don't think I have ever seen the whole movie.. just snippets..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2019 12:13 PM (438dO)

It's similar to a scene with Richard Dreyfuss, towards the end. I haven't seen it in a while, but I think it stands up well. Mainly a coming of age movie about the late 50's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

374 2) In WW II, 1/3 of all U.S. military assistance (including food assistance) went to the USSR. The U.S. gave the Soviets fighter aircraft as part of that. I never had any problem whatsoever with this. At the time of the Allied landings at Salerno, in the fall of 1943, the Soviets were fighting 165 Wehrmacht divisions in Russia, while the western allies were fighting 0 Wehrmacht divisions anywhere.

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2019 12:14 PM (Cssks)


IIRC, over 90% of Wehrmacht casualties were sustained on the Russian front.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 12:16 PM (78Xqz)

375 Shit Missile was Barrack's pet name for my ... Shit Missile.


Also the Bamster like surprise dry anal sex. He was a real pillow biter.

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 11, 2019 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

376 I never had any problem whatsoever with this.

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2019 12:14 PM (Cssks)


Me either. We can replace stuff. Men, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 12:17 PM (78Xqz)

377 I'd like to see a documentary on 10 year old little girls, half naked, strutting their bodies for a crowd of grown women in a nightclub. and, have naked grown women on stage gushing how wonderful the little half naked baby girls are.

Would that be allowed? Would that be produced as a groundbreaking visual expression.

It bloody well wouldn't be and we all know why, but, little drag boy babies, it's just dancing.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 11, 2019 12:18 PM (2CtSR)

378 350
299 274 PGE is Norcal

SoCal Edison is Socal



San Francisco is FeCal.

354
320

SF is the city AND the county.



And the outhouse.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 11, 2019 12:18 PM (vWMNq)

379 At the time of the Allied landings at Salerno, in the fall of 1943, the Soviets were fighting 165 Wehrmacht divisions in Russia, while the western allies were fighting 0 Wehrmacht divisions anywhere.

-
I saw an author on CSPN state that from 6/22/41 until the end of the war in Europe, an average of 28,500 people a day died on the Eastern Front.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)

380 "A novelist could really go to town with an
imaginative explanation for numerous past events in the context of an
ever-present Deep State manipulating American politics."posted by: Shain

Hail Hydra ... yeah, Nixon won in a landslide, taken out by DeepState, can't have the will of the people take control of the syndicate.


And theories about the CIA starting with the inclusion of a few imported Nazis, continuing the global conquest concept ... seeming more plausible by the day. The richest families maintain power a long time ... who runs that Atlantic Council operation?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2019 12:20 PM (Cus5s)

381 Shit Missile is the name of my rock band.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Oddly, that's what I call my penis.
Posted by: Matt Lauer

Tailgate party in Matt's hotel room!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 12:23 PM (+y/Ru)

382 "It's 1911 weekend here in Seattle."

Unfortunately, while a 1911 was on the 2019 acquisition list, the budget was busted on or before July 1 and a 1911 did not make the cut. Sad.

Now I have to wait 10 days before getting my hands on one. The good news is that the waiting period will prevent a personal crime spree. Moreover the XDM 45 already in my possession is apparently useless in any personal crime spree. Obviously waiting periods work.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 11, 2019 12:24 PM (hKi6n)

383 It bloody well wouldn't be and we all know why, but, little drag boy babies, it's just dancing.
Posted by: Alice McD


This

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Subaru conversion therapist AoSHQ certified at October 11, 2019 12:24 PM (wLc9l)

384 I'd like to see a documentary on 10 year old little girls, half naked, strutting their bodies for a crowd of grown women in a nightclub. and, have naked grown women on stage gushing how wonderful the little half naked baby girls are.

Would that be allowed? Would that be produced as a groundbreaking visual expression.

It bloody well wouldn't be and we all know why, but, little drag boy babies, it's just dancing.
Posted by: Alice McD at October 11, 2019 12:18 PM (2CtSR)


This.

The homos are generally into pederasty. This has been known since forever, and is so prevalent that the term "pederasty" was coined to refer to this problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 12:33 PM (78Xqz)

385 Those Trump protesters, perhaps that's their woke idea of doing a 'haka'. If so then they doing it wrong.

Posted by: PhilD at October 11, 2019 01:16 PM (uzx+z)

386 Brother and sister, dingbats together.

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 11, 2019 01:23 PM (ZXSeG)

387
Thanks for the bosoms. Also, I'm stealing "Quid Pro Joe".

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 11, 2019 01:40 PM (1hM1d)

388 Best magnetic ribbon I've ever seen: "Support Magnetic Ribbons."

Posted by: Justin at October 11, 2019 04:10 PM (4ghPf)

389
Shirley MacLaine, and her brother, Warren Beatty.

Posted by: Buzz at October 11, 2019 04:34 PM (AIH1c)

390 Ace, Please! No more!
I can't take it any longer!!!

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