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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/9/19)

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THE ONT COMMENT OF THE WEEK


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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

“I said, ‘You know what? If we really think these things should be off the street, we need to destroy them" Ed Stack


Quote II

Thanks to her, everyone has her emails - the Russians, the Iranians, the Germans, the Chinese, the Saudis, the French... It would be easier and quicker to list the countries that don't: I believe Kiribati doesn't have them, and Montenegro only has about twelve per cent. Mark Steyn


Quote III

We’re letting our guard down and lowering our fists at a time when we should be itching for a good fight. David Cole

Quote IV

“I love my son, he’s a great person, but he’s 21 and 21-year-olds can just be irresponsible [some times],”Annique Owens


Quote V

“Peloton is talking about delivering happiness and connecting people,” “No: You sell exercise equipment.”Scott Galloway, a marketing professor at New York University

Quote VI

“I think it’s a little bit naive to think that all the folks that are living around in vehicles and all that – they are not good people, they are just killing us with theft,” Impact Bioenergy president Jan Allen


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LOLGF'D

“A gas shortage threatens the Long Island region,” bleat six Long Island state senators, all Democrats, in a letter pleading for approval of a pipeline proposed to fix the problem — belatedly admitting that the policies they’ve long favored don’t work for their own constituents.

This year, Sens. Todd Kaminsky, John Brooks, James Gaughran, Anna Kaplan, Monica Martinez and Kevin Thomas all voted for Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s Green New Deal law, whose very purpose is to further crimp energy supplies, and for a $100 million hike in taxes on energy.

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California's Pacific Gas & Electric tells many of its customers: Suck it up Buttercups!

A California utility has announced it will shut off power to more than 800,000 customers in an effort to prevent new wildfires, in the largest preventive outage in state history.

With windy, dry weather in the forecast and warnings of extreme fire danger, Pacific Gas & Electric utility said it will start turning off power to 34 counties in northern and central California after midnight Wednesday.

It may take several days to fully restore power, Michael Lewis, senior vice-president of PG&E’s electric operations, said in a statement.

Separately, the Southern California Edison utility website said more than 106,000 of its customers in parts of eight counties could face power cuts.


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More bad news for those attempting to quit via vaping. Lung cancer found in mice exposed to vaping.

Heads up, vape nation: there’s a chance that ripping some fat nicotine-infused clouds could end up giving you cancer.

In a landmark study funded by the National Institutes of Health, researchers at New York University found that e-cigarette vapor causes lung cancer and maybe even bladder cancer in mice, as CNBC reports. It’s the first time a study has found concrete links between nicotine vaping products and cancer.

“It’s foreseeable that if you smoke e-cigarettes, all kinds of disease comes out” over time, lead researcher Moon-Shong Tang told CNBC. “Long term, some cancer will come out, probably. E-cigarettes are bad news.”


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The human body is a resilient creation. However, a tweezers in a urethra is a bit too much.

Doctors applied pressure on either side of the penis to keep the 2.7-inch tweezers closed while squeezing them out from the base of the shaft. If they removed them while they were still open the sharp ends could have damaged the urethra. It is now known why he inserted the tweezers into his manhood, but some men enjoy putting items in their penis while masturbating. The practice is known as sounding.

That sounds just horrible.


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Too much government or not enough? Senator Cory Gardner (R-CO) introduces legislation to include a label on products disclosing the presence of internet-connected microphones or cameras.

Senator Cory Gardner (R-Colo.) introduced a bill, dubbed the Protecting Privacy in our Homes Act, that would require tech companies to include a label on products disclosing the presence of internet-connected microphones or cameras. "The proposed law does not define what kind of labels would need to be appended but rather would order the Federal Trade Commission to put in place specific regulations 'under which each covered manufacturer shall be required to include on the packaging of each covered device manufactured by the covered manufacturer a notice that a camera or microphone is a component of the covered device,'" reports Ars Technica.


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Our future is looking sad. Reactions to My Tweet Reveal the Ignorant Brutality of Young Socialists and Communists

An eye-opening social experiment unfolded on my Twitter feed over the past several days that reveals a lot about America’s new brand of young communists and socialists.

Not to bury the lede: Yes, they are still as repugnantly brutal as their predecessors in St. Petersburg and Phnom Penh – but today they add ignorance and infantilism to the toxic mix.

In other words, it is their professors who are to be blamed. Our young socialists are simply the puppies that Napoleon took away in the beginning of George Orwell’s novella “Animal Farm” and then unleashed on Snowball later on in the book.

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We all know you shouldn't tell muckity-mucks, #LearnToCode. Now you can't say Free Hong Kong.

Wonder what NBA President Richard Cranium Adam Silver has to say?


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



On this day: 9 Oct 1973
Elvis Presley and Priscilla divorced after six years of marriage. Priscilla was awarded property, $725,000 cash and $4,200 a month support. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 9 Oct 1948
Jackson Browne, singer, songwriter, (1978 UK No.12 single 'Stay', 1978 album 'Running On Empty', 1982 US No. 7 single 'Somebody's Baby'). via thisdayinmusic.com


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My goodness at 8AM you're naked and climbing Saint Ignatius at the Saint Patrick Cathedral complex in Dallas-Fort Worth. Genius Award Winner.

A naked woman had to be rescued after she scaled a roof and straddled a statue on top of a cathedral building in Fort Worth, Texas.

The woman was seen climbing the roof of St. Ignatius Academy at the Saint Patrick Cathedral complex where she remained trapped for roughly four hours until she was brought to safety but rescuers in a cherry picker.

Video obtained by Andre Duncan shows the woman grabbing onto the statue as authorities try to reach her on Friday.


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Risk vs. reward. For every action..........Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

An armed man who broke into an Apple store in Dallas was shot dead by a security guard early Tuesday morning.

Around 2:30 a.m. Oct. 8, the suspect attempted to break in to the Apple store on the 3100 block of Knox Street near McKinney Avenue. Police said a witness stated he was wearing full body armor and was armed with an assault rifle.

The suspect attempted to disarm the security guard — a retired Dallas police officer — but was unsuccessful. The security guard was able to pull his weapon and fired multiple times, striking the suspect.

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Commenters Hall of Fame for this past week.


Top 10 commenters:
1 [640 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera' [89.83 posts/day]
2 [473 comments] 'Tom Servo'
3 [352 comments] 'Lizzy'
4 [351 comments] 'Axeman'
5 [332 comments] 'JackStraw'
6 [325 comments] 'rickb223'
7 [318 comments] 'Pig to man dreaming of lions'
8 [311 comments] 'Insomniac '
9 [301 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
10 [299 comments] 'flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [283 names] 'Miklos, unfooled' [39.72 unique names/day]
2 [77 names] 'Duncanthrax'
3 [68 names] 'Axeman'
4 [68 names] 'My Pimp Shot My Dealer'
5 [37 names] 'Lieawatha'
6 [32 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
7 [30 names] 'wth'
8 [30 names] 'davidt'
9 [28 names] 'Galil'
10 [27 names] 'Meade Lux Lewis'


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Digital Age.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Soliciting donations for The Dispatch staff, #LearnToCode baby!

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1 1

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 09, 2019 10:00 PM (ECrgQ)

2 Nice!

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 09, 2019 10:00 PM (UUBmN)

3 First!?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

4 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at October 09, 2019 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

5 well, shit.. almost.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

6 Hello

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:01 PM (f7Tfe)

7 Top 10?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 09, 2019 10:01 PM (1q4O9)

8 Almost foist!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

9 Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

2 out of 5 aint bad. Amirite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

10 Now that's a flag there hoss!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 09, 2019 10:02 PM (BiNEL)

11 There I was, wallowing around in the weird area of YouTube and it struck me like a brick to the head: I'll be there's an ONT up. And lo and behold, bricks hurt!

Posted by: mindful webworker at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (fBape)

12 When do you think Hillary last got laid?

By a guy.

Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (3lSH3)

13 ONT Hot 25!!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)

14 Love that flag!

Posted by: dartist at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (K22Va)

15 Comments of the week should be entertaining. I like it.

Posted by: bane at October 09, 2019 10:04 PM (ransv)

16 Hey-o!

Posted by: stumck at October 09, 2019 10:04 PM (IpZ/y)

17 I'll bet I'm not the only Moron that adopted the 'cringe' posture when reading about the tweezers in the salami paragraph.

Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2019 10:05 PM (Y4EXg)

18 I figured out what Hillary is doing. She's read Scott Adams' book "Win Bigly". She's attempting what the God Emperor did successfully in 2016 on SNL, getting America to get used to the idea of her behind the Resolute Desk.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 10:05 PM (ykYG2)

19 I got willow Ed. What did Brannon call it? The Fourth Turning? When the old order is replaced.

Posted by: Jmel at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (OeWgo)

20 Top25?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (QQnQF)

21 My boss told me today he's glad I'm there. yeah, well I'm gone in 6 months asshole. Thanks for the compliment after 32 years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

22 12 When do you think Hillary last got laid?

By a guy.
Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (3lSH3)

How old is Chelsea? Do the math.

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (f7Tfe)

23 IrishEi, replied to you in previoius thread...

Posted by: JQ at October 09, 2019 10:07 PM (gP/Z3)

24 21 My boss told me today he's glad I'm there. yeah, well I'm gone in 6 months asshole. Thanks for the compliment after 32 years.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)


I don't know about all that, but I do know we're all glad you're here!

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:07 PM (f7Tfe)

25 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Digital Age."

... and by Matt Lauer

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

26 My boss told me today he's glad I'm there. yeah, well I'm gone in 6 months asshole. Thanks for the compliment after 32 years.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 09, 2019 10:08 PM (aS1PU)

27 15 Comments of the week should be entertaining. I like it.
Posted by: bane at October 09, 2019 10:04 PM (ransv)


I think so......

The Horde is so entertaining.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

28 >>>When do you think Hillary last got laid?


Sometime shortly before Vince Foster committed suicide.

Posted by: davidt at October 09, 2019 10:08 PM (L2A48)

29 Nice picture up top, MisHum. Thank you for another fabulous ONT!

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:08 PM (f7Tfe)

30 You know who makes weird videos? Ben Wheele. Look him up on YouTube if you'd rather not sleep.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 09, 2019 10:09 PM (l9m7l)

31 Aww thanks ALH.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

32 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Digital Age.

Digital, but that's not my finger!

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 09, 2019 10:09 PM (EYsyU)

33 Braves catcher Brian McCann announced he's retiring after 15 years. Does he have a HOF future. Stats and accomplishments are impressive.

Posted by: bane at October 09, 2019 10:09 PM (ransv)

34 I figured out what Hillary is doing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo
________

As did I. She failed and she has an excuse for her failure and someone to blame, which she prefers over success.

This is exactly where she wants to be. It's very common -- look around and you'll see it everywhere.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 09, 2019 10:10 PM (NH9pa)

35 Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:08 PM (f7Tfe)

Thank you and how was your day?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

36 That pic looks like it is from Glory or Dances With Wolves.

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 10:10 PM (n13/j)

37 Posted by: Jmel at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (OeWgo)

Fourth turning is correct I believe

Good men make good times
Good times make weak men
Weak men make bad times
Bad times make good men

Is the short form

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 09, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

38 When do you think Hillary last got laid?

By a guy.
Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (3lSH3)


I don't think any act involving an ovipositor and an unwilling human host's thoracic cavity counts as "getting laid".

Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

39 Evening Horde.
Great picture up top and girthy content.
The guy with the tweezers up his wang should've just sliced it off and gone tranny.
Much cooler that. s/

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 09, 2019 10:11 PM (Tt761)

40 San Francisco is the only county in the nine-county San Francisco Bay Area where power will not be affected.

Now there's a shock.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2019 10:11 PM (EYsyU)

41 And try my new Dry Rub!

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 09, 2019 10:11 PM (Eicbe)

42 When do you think Hillary last got laid?

By a guy.

Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (3lSH3)

Me

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at October 09, 2019 10:11 PM (UGKMd)

43 Oh, and a naked woman climbing atop a cathedral and straddling a statue has to be plucked off by a cherry picker.

Dunno why but that sentence just makes me laugh.

Why do we have to go to the Daily Mail for uplifting, American based stories such as these?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2019 10:11 PM (Y4EXg)

44 Thank you and how was your day?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)


Awesome!

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:11 PM (f7Tfe)

45 Bring on the night!
I couldn't stand another hour of daylight.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

46 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 09, 2019 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

47 Long term, some cancer will come out, probably.

Maybe, kinda. We're not actually saying it WILL, but what the f**k, let's take over people's lives and destroy and industry.

Here's an idea, instead of bothering people who are engaging something that appears to be pretty much harmless, how about putting that energy into getting meth addicts into rehab.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

48 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 09, 2019 10:12 PM (cqNba)

49 Also born on this day: 9 Oct 1940
John Lennon
of Long John and the Silver Beatles

Crippled Inside
youtu.be/EX7roXRmkOU

Posted by: mindful webworker at October 09, 2019 10:12 PM (fBape)

50 The daily-mail has regular stories on "sounding" but they never use that term ... and all the cases are from China. Must be a cultural export (the stories).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 09, 2019 10:12 PM (vWMNq)

51 She failed and she has an excuse for her failure and someone to blame, which she prefers over success.

This is exactly where she wants to be. It's very common -- look around and you'll see it everywhere.


First!

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2019 10:12 PM (EYsyU)

52 Tweezers in the penis.

That's plucked up bro.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2019 10:12 PM (+MscR)

53 36 That pic looks like it is from Glory or Dances With Wolves.
Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 10:10 PM (n13/j)

Gettysburg maybe?

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (f7Tfe)

54 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Digital Age."

... and by Matt Lauer
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

And the Ad Council.

Posted by: The Ad Council at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (hVpH7)

55 Hillary is pathetic.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (o1fzk)

56 Thanks for glorious and powerful ONT, MisHum, is strong like bull!

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (QDnY+)

57 When whatever is about to happen, happens, we should put together a horde comment retrospective highlighting how some of our amazing hordlings figured it out years ago.

Posted by: LASue at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

58 All that money they spent to find out that vaping maybe, possibly, might cause cancer? How many meth addicts could have been put into rehab with that money?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

59 Major winter storm headed your way, MisHum.

We're still having July.

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (f7Tfe)

60 Why do we have to go to the Daily Mail for uplifting, American based stories such as these?

My day isn't complete without my dose of Daily Mail.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

61 my boy brags about having full access to Peleton. He gave his kid on of those virtual reality masks. I want to say, get on a freaking bike and take your kid somewhere!" Try actual reality.

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 10:14 PM (n13/j)

62 Surprise Anal ONT!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:14 PM (ZYB2s)

63 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

Actually accomplishing something good sounds too much like hard work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)

64
Here's an idea, instead of bothering people who are engaging something that appears to be pretty much harmless, how about putting that energy into getting meth addicts into rehab.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

Because it is easier and more fun to ridicule productive citizens.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

65 80% of lab rat tests do not translate to humans.

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (Eicbe)

66 The walls are closing in!!! This is not the way it was supposed to happen!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary and Biden at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

67
It's always asstime around here. Bend over, buttercups.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (f1Vqw)

68 The top photo looks like a Civil War of Northern Aggression battlefield site.

Just does.

Posted by: Miklos, because it does at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

69 Got some interesting news for everybody tonight...

Will share in a bit...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

70 Separately, the Southern California Edison utility website said more than 106,000 of its customers in parts of eight counties could face power cuts.


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Don't cry for me Venezuela...

Fuck this state.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (ZYB2s)

71 In all honesty, I don't even think Hillary would get the approximately 40% who mindlessly vote Democrat every time.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2019 10:16 PM (o1fzk)

72 she was brought to safety but rescuers in a cherry picker.



So she was a virgin?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 09, 2019 10:16 PM (vWMNq)

73 Hi Teresa, good to see you. Jewells, I successfully checked out, thank you!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 09, 2019 10:16 PM (a4EWo)

74 59 Major winter storm headed your way, MisHum.

We're still having July.
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (f7Tfe)

We've had upper 60s the past few days.

The "S" word is in the forecast, not sure if there will be accumulation. Hope not as the trees have quite a bit of foliage left.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

75 Will share in a bit...
Posted by: qdpsteve

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Okay - running to fix another drink. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2019 10:17 PM (Y4EXg)

76 Because it is easier and more fun to ridicule productive citizens.

Also, they'll gladly pay the increased taxes if we convince them vaping's bad for you.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2019 10:17 PM (Ibwur)

77 Surprise Anal ONT!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:14 PM (ZYB2s)
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And try my new dry rub!

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 09, 2019 10:17 PM (Eicbe)

78 69 Got some interesting news for everybody tonight...

Will share in a bit...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

You found a fucking chicken sandwich?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

79 When do you think Hillary last got laid?


Sometime shortly before Vince Foster committed suicide.
Posted by: davidt

Death by oonga-boonga?

Posted by: Miklos, on the bongos at October 09, 2019 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

80 Romania?! Its the gypsies??

Posted by: Hillary and Biden at October 09, 2019 10:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

81 69 Got some interesting news for everybody tonight...

Will share in a bit...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

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Popeyes chicken sandwich sighting?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (ZYB2s)

82 Got some interesting news for everybody tonight...

Will share in a bit...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

You found a fucking chicken sandwich?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)


he's writing a book about that.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU)

83 They keep calling a 21 year old a teen in the sleeping juror story. Confusing. I think a jail term was an over reaction but I've seen the same against white guys too. If I understand correctly, he was an actual juror and not just reporting for jury duty. There has to be some type of consequence for not returning but jail is a little harsh.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

84 Saw the Minnfidel Romenemy rant in its first run in theaters. Good to see it highlighted.

Posted by: mindful webworker - commentarily at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (fBape)

85 MisHum, wouldja let me tell the whole story please??!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

86 Romania?! Its the gypsies??

Hillary is a vampire.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (Ibwur)

87 2 When do you think Hillary last got laid?

By a guy.
Posted by: MJ


Does a turkey baster with Web Hubbell's manjuice count?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

88 Cankles face is starting to melt away

Just think about all the political heavyweights that will be gone in 10 years

I know heavyweight is a bit of a stretch for some of these clowns

Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (AQBtr)

89 When do you think Hillary last got laid?
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Her last visit to the crypt.

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (Eicbe)

90 The Babylon Bee has done it again.
https://tinyurl.com/y2llbpd8

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (Y79kJ)

91 Glorious flag photo, Mis Hum. Thanks for the ONT!

That tweezers story . . . OMG!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (fpSuJ)

92 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

Great minds and all that!

Besides "most" productive citizens don't get violent when the government gets in the way of them living their lives.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (BiNEL)

93 I've read that some homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)

94 Got some interesting news for everybody tonight...

Will share in a bit...
Posted by: qdpsteve

qdpsteve is tied to the high speed railroad tracks!

SOMEONE HELP!!!

Posted by: Miklos, cliffhanging at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

95 Here in my section of IN we are having 80 degrees tomorrow and 65 degrees on Friday. Friday night low temp of 35.
You can't have 3 different seasons in one week!
Indiana says hold my beer and watch this shit.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (myjNJ)

96 Also, would a fucking chicken sandwich taste better than an incel chicken sandwich?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

97 The top photo looks like a Civil War of Northern Aggression battlefield site.

Posted by: Miklos
________

You mean like Pusan? Or is it more like York?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (NH9pa)

98 The Quote V NY Times story is actually pretty spot-on.

LOLGF

Posted by: stumck at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (IpZ/y)

99 Debby.. it's on it's way!! Thanks again!! Heard the cha ching while I was at my desk at work today. My first thought was.. I hope that was Debby Glad you figured it all out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

100 Hillary's been president all this time and I didn't even know it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (ZYB2s)

101 93 I've read that some homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (f7Tfe)

102 I am now reconsidering an ex-gf's statement that I could use tweezers to masturbate.

Perhaps she meant it in a more complimentary way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (+MscR)

103 93 I've read that some homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)
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I should have known better than to read the content then hit the comment section.

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (WEBkv)

104 >>>When do you think Hillary last got laid?


Hell if I know.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (L2A48)

105 85 MisHum, wouldja let me tell the whole story please??!?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

Its an Overnight Open Thread, spew away.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

106 Wow - just wow! Hidden in the news today is that a federal judge ruled yesterday that the Democrats request for GJ info on anything related to the Russia inquiry (ie Durham/Barr) was denied because "she had no assurance that the House has actual begun an official inquiry into it."

And so the end is dictated in the beginning...this is the final blow to Nutty Nancy's sad quest - the courts can't possibly rule against the WH denying material because its only sad Nancy and Schiff really asking for it, not the House of Representatives. Cue the sad trombone for Allahpundit and PopeAssHat that said it was a surety, a SURETY DAMMIT! that the courts would rule like NeverTrumpers dictated!

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2019 10:20 PM (32YRo)

107 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)

I literally shivered.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 09, 2019 10:21 PM (2DOZq)

108 I've read that some homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)


It's Hillary's revolutionary new ballot box-stuffing system... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

109 I've read that some homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)


GET OUTTA HERE!

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 09, 2019 10:21 PM (aS1PU)

110 Does a turkey baster with Web Hubbell's manjuice count?
Posted by: nerdygirl

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Honey, there are some things even a turkey baster will not do.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

111 Ha! Just sold a Chiefs bracelet to someone in Michigan.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

112 You found a fucking chicken sandwich?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Rubber chicken.

*squirts lapel flower, extends hand with joy buzzer*

Posted by: Shriner Miklos, at the Annual Convention at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

113 Welp, generator is set up and runs well, is nice and quiet and should be sufficient to see us through a few power outages.

Yay living in the third world of CA!

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (WEBkv)

114 91 Glorious flag photo, Mis Hum. Thanks for the ONT!

That tweezers story . . . OMG!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (fpSuJ

Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

115 The Babylon Bee has done it again.
https://tinyurl.com/y2llbpd8


They lost me on that one. Was it based on anything that is real?

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (Ry8mf)

116 I've read that some homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)


Do not take Candiru if you are allergic to Candiru.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (t+qrx)

117 China needs some Tegrity!

Posted by: Randy Marsh at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (Ta69/)

118 F*%# a.

Giuliani was on fire.

He doesnt bs so I know whatever is coming is going to be awesome.

Plus he is pissed Sounds like dem assholes are trying to dig up more ancient divorce dirt

Posted by: LASue at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

119 Honey, there are some things even a turkey baster will not do.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

I pictured a limp turkey baster.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (2DOZq)

120 It's ass o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

121 GET OUTTA HERE!
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 09, 2019 10:21 PM (aS1PU)
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And with that, the origin of the nic was explained.

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:23 PM (WEBkv)

122 "Popeasshat" <- I love it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:23 PM (Eicbe)

123 108 I've read that some homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7WaWV)

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Now a candiru can bring in all its friends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:23 PM (ZYB2s)

124 All that money they spent to find out that vaping
maybe, possibly, might cause cancer? How many meth addicts could have
been put into rehab with that money?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

Did they find that? I seriously doubt the really It took the Surgeon General to say it about smoking and it was as official as it gets. They said the same about dip in the 80s but that was based on a hysteria about one poor kid and Congress mandated it. Even today, check any chew or dip, no surgeon general warning. The reason is they can't prove it and they have been doing that for almost 40 years.

Not doubt vape is no good for you like dip and booze and fried foods. But I doubt they proved it causes cancer. No one has linked nicotine to cancer. Same reason no one says nicorette causes cancer. People are really mixed up about nicotine,. One causes addiction and the other crap like tar cause cancer, Take away the tar then figure out what the problem is.

I don't recommend using any of this stuff. It is all unhealthy and a huge waste of money. But the vaping hysteria is really odd to me. Sure, kids should not do it But they only count how many are doing it and they are not counting how many are not smoking as a result. It is almost like smoking is near extinct among the young and now you have to bring it back. Bad knee jerk policy. If it really is carcinogenic, let the people know for sure. But don't lie to them and try to sell magazines based on hysteria.

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 10:23 PM (n13/j)

125 >>> >>> 90 The Babylon Bee has done it again.
https://tinyurl.com/y2llbpd8
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 09, 2019 10:19 PM (Y79kJ)

Ha! ....and there's this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yysx7pgo

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2019 10:23 PM (0ReGO)

126 That is a Big Ass clock.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 09, 2019 10:23 PM (FOYQv)

127 I think there was a daily-mail story in which the tweezers here were replaced by a leech ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 09, 2019 10:23 PM (vWMNq)

128 Now a candiru can bring in all its friends.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:23 PM (ZYB2s)


"Help me find my keys..."

Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (t+qrx)

129 Wow. I have never had my name in lights at the Horde. I am honored!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (xUvz+)

130
Delicate Matter

The surgery couldn't be easy
To think of it made me quite queasy
Removing the thing
from the guy's dingaling
The tweezers had first to be squeezy

Posted by: mindful webworker - commentarily at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (fBape)

131 the notion that a heterosexual male would volunteer to dork some woman's squeaker, much less insist on it, is difficult enough for me to believe, but... hey, it's all there on teh pr0n hub.

Mr Lauer, You Are Doing It Wrong.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (ykYG2)

132 Three seasons in one week?

*raises hand*

We went from 80s highs last weekend to... gonna be mid-20s tonight...

Snowed a little this morning but melted off right away.

Posted by: JQ at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (gP/Z3)

133 MisHum, by any chance, didja see what I reported about my work at the ONT several nights ago?

Something I thought you might be interested in.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

134 Even if Hillary got every mindless Dem vote in next year's general election, there's no way she'd get the lion's share of the independent vote she needs.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (o1fzk)

135 40 San Francisco is the only county in the nine-county San Francisco Bay Area where power will not be affected.

Now there's a shock.
Posted by: t-bird


I'm not familiar with the San Francisco area counties. Does that mean that the black folks in Oakland will be without power while the white folks in San Francisco watch tv and live the good life?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

136 Looks like Minnfidel now knows what it's like to have voted for Nixon. Those are life changing events but the enduring shame makes you stronger.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (1L9V9)

137 Damn. What does a moron have to do around here to get the first candiru reference in the thread?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (ZYB2s)

138 It's ass o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
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That's what I'm counting on!

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (Eicbe)

139 I commend watching Trump's impromptu rambling answers on various q's at today's event where press was present.


His hallmark conversational, informal approach is on good display, but also it's clear he knows what he thinks and he makes decisions, he doesn't focus group when to go to the bathroom. And, he's just so refreshingly direct, and funny, sometimes unintentionally.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (QDnY+)

140 I'm not familiar with the San Francisco area counties. Does that mean that the black folks in Oakland will be without power while the white folks in San Francisco watch tv and live the good life?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)


That's a fact, Jack.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (aS1PU)

141 Single digit temps and tweezers up the really wrong hole. Oktoberfest better have a lot of beer.

Posted by: supersize my Kartoffelkloesse at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (Bf3hj)

142 Maybe Hillary should run to be President of Yap Island...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (Bshe6)

143 homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

Huh.

*vague concept of what those ear gauges are really all about*

Posted by: Miklos, so I guess there's Surprise Aural too at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

144 Mis Hum...for your pet thread...

https://tinyurl.com/y2jt6nac

Gotta stay with it to the end.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 09, 2019 10:26 PM (cF8AT)

145 Ha! Just sold a Chiefs bracelet to someone in Michigan.

Posted by: Jewells45
________

Dang it, I'm a Broncos fan and your posts are making me hope for Chiefs wins, even against Denver!

Oh, heck with it -- we had three good seasons. Go, Chiefs! Go, Jewells45!!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 09, 2019 10:26 PM (NH9pa)

146 Ain't nothing going into my urethra, not now way, not no how. If I ever need a urinary catheter they're going to have to render me unconscious.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

147 When Hills runs again, the perfect campaign song:

I'm once...twice...three times a loser.
And I despise you all...

Posted by: Flyover at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (B5K06)

148 Sports Illustrated just published a lengthy article showing the kind of journalism that has led to the layoffs of hundreds of Sports Illustrated employees.

Atlanta has two teams headed for the playoffs. The Evil Team, the Braves, used to play in downtown Atlanta, until evil racism made them move to white Cobb County, following their season ticket holders who had engaged in White Flight. It is explained that White Flight is purely the product of irrational racism, because there is no objective reason why white people might have wanted to move out of Atlanta. Indeed, as Cobb County gets less white, you are getting White Flight even farther from Atlanta, because white people irrationally refuse to live next to black people.

On the other hand, you have the Good Team, the Atlanta United soccer team, which plays downtown, and is a multiracial rainbow of young professional fans. The article does mention gingerly that Atlanta United has had certain difficulties getting black people who live close to the stadium to go to the games, but no matter - it doesn't really affect United's wonderful multiracial fan base.

I am dubious. Portland soccer games are about as white as the Nuremberg Rallies - given that it's Atlanta, maybe there are a few more black fans, but SIs description is perhaps overdone.

I watched a video of the fans at an Atlanta match, and saw a couple of black people and one Asian among the couple of hundred fans visible.

No matter - it is a clash of Good against Evil, and woke Sports Illustrated is there to write lengthy articles on it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

149 My boss told me today he's glad I'm there. yeah, well I'm gone in 6 months asshole. Thanks for the compliment after 32 years.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)
* * * *

Better late than never?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (fpSuJ)

150 *vague concept of what those ear gauges are really all about*
Posted by: Miklos, so I guess there's Surprise Aural too at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

Surely you've heard of aural sex.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

151 12 When do you think Hillary last got laid?

By a guy.
Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (3lSH3)

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September 11, 2016. Though to be fair, it was a bit more of a toss than a lay.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (CAJOC)

152 In 2012 when I was pretty much incapacitated by a back injury, I ended up getting a urethral catheter jammed up there. Was NOT fun.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

153 Maybe Hillary should run to be President of Yap Island...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 10:25 PM (Bshe6)

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It wouldn't work. The graft would come in big stone discs that Hillz can't possibly lift.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (ZYB2s)

154 "Help me find my keys..."
Posted by: hogmartin

Another joke Millenials won't get.

Posted by: Keyless ignition Miklos at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

155 152 In 2012 when I was pretty much incapacitated by a back injury, I ended up getting a urethral catheter jammed up there. Was NOT fun.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)


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Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:28 PM (ZYB2s)

156 Like there have never been Santa Ana winds in So Cal in October.

Geebus.

That sounds just horrible.

Hey idiot, they make tweezers without sharp edges. WTF ever made you decide to that in your peen?


Love the Flag.

Mrs. Bent dick, get bent.

Love Elvis.

Fk China.

Corey Gardner, weak sauce.

Gotta love TX ex cops.

Howdy Horde.

Nice job, mis hum.

Posted by: Infidel at October 09, 2019 10:28 PM (OM4Ma)

157
Alfred Kinsey was one of those who got off on sticking things up his pee hole. Toothbrush handles were his favorite, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 09, 2019 10:28 PM (f1Vqw)

158 When do you think Hillary last first got laid??

By a guy.
Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (3lSH3)

Posted by: The Turkey Badter at October 09, 2019 10:28 PM (sRczR)

159 So global warming and all.......had a lovely 80 degree fall day and it will be 30 and snowing by midnight. I have the sadz because we have a San Marzano bush that still has a gazillion tomatoes and buds on it.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (/UQ/R)

160 BTW Mis Hum. Thanks for the hat tip, but thanks for the awesome pic of Split Rock lighthouse last night. It is about 10 miles north of Two Harbors MN and a beautiful spot. I was just there last Friday with my youngest. She actually thought it was cool.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (xUvz+)

161 publius, bet he was tons of fun at parties.

"Hey, look what I can do...!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

162 157
Alfred Kinsey was one of those who got off on sticking things up his pee hole. Toothbrush handles were his favorite, IIRC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 09, 2019 10:28 PM (f1Vqw)

He was one sick fuck, toothbrush fetish or not.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

163 71 In all honesty, I don't even think Hillary would get the approximately 40% who mindlessly vote Democrat every time.
Posted by: JoeF.


A few might vote for her because they don't want to be bombarded with another 3 years of excuse making.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

164 146 Ain't nothing going into my urethra, not now way, not no how. If I ever need a urinary catheter they're going to have to render me unconscious.
Posted by: Insomniac

---

I'm with you Brother! That or six large Brunhilde sized nurses holding me down and me screaming:

"NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (Y4EXg)

165 "some men enjoy putting items in their penis while masturbating." That's crazy! Every guy knows you're supposed to take the tweezers _out_ before jacking off. Put em back in when you're done. Sheesh!

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (mk9aG)

166 Surely you've heard of aural sex.
Posted by: Insomniac

So that's why schools and colleges give out free Q-tips.

Posted by: Miklos. identifying as Woman and Minority Government Contractor at October 09, 2019 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)

167 Alfred Kinsey was one of those who got off on sticking things up his pee hole. Toothbrush handles were his favorite, IIRC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 09, 2019 10:28 PM (f1Vqw)
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The more you know, the more you wish you didn't know....

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:30 PM (WEBkv)

168 I'm bitter for two reasons, 1) I voted for Romney and McCain and 2) I didn't make Minnfidel's comment first.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 09, 2019 10:30 PM (vFgH0)

169 Firehorse.. Sunday nights game was horrid. Our OL sucks almost as bad as the defense. But I'm a die hard fan. We'll get there.. maybe not this year but it's gonna happen with Mahomes as our QB.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

170 Peloton is a cult. The upscale, more socially acceptable version of CrossFit.

"Full Access" simply reeks of Smug Pollution. It's like buying your way up the ladder in scientoology.

But it's still new enough that the stories of ruined lives and slavish control haven't yet burbled up from the muck.

Count on it though.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

171 Trumps kids are amazing. My two kids are smart and love me a lot, but I cant imagine they would be this smart and completely loyal to me in similar circumstances. Maybe so but its impressive.

Posted by: LASue at October 09, 2019 10:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

172 151
12 When do you think Hillary last got laid?



By a guy.

Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2019 10:03 PM (3lSH3)



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September 11, 2016. Though to be fair, it was a bit more of a toss than a lay.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2019 10:27 PM (CAJOC)


That was after she sat on my face. She was a busy girl that day.

Posted by: The Bollard at October 09, 2019 10:30 PM (L2A48)

173 Jim, LOL. I remembrer seeing Peloton's ads constantly on TV Land about a year ago.

Latest upscale fashion accessory. Next will probably be pet camels.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

174 Does that mean that the black folks in Oakland will be without power while the white folks in San Francisco watch tv and live the good life?

It means they'll only be switching off rural districts. Pretty sure the elites will be ok- or they will be once they call in.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2019 10:31 PM (Wd55D)

175 Does that mean that the black folks in Oakland will be without power while the white folks in San Francisco watch tv and live the good life?

Nah, the Oakland hills, which are mostly white, are getting blacked out, but not the main part of Oakland.

The areas getting blacked out are the less dense areas on the fringes of the Bay Area, which coincidentally also tend to be the wealthiest parts of the Bay Area. Rich liberals, in other words.

Tee, hee!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

176 161 publius, bet he was tons of fun at parties.

"Hey, look what I can do...!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
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You suppose he and Epstein hung out once in a while?

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:31 PM (WEBkv)

177 If one doesn't want anything run up his urethra, he shouldn't go to a physician announcing that it burns when he micturates...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:31 PM (7WaWV)

178 Is Peloton a sex cult?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

179 t-bird, there was actually news last night that Berkeley is included in the brownout list.

I sure hope so. They want GND so much? Let 'em live with it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

180 It's ass o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

*snort*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (fpSuJ)

181 blake, there's probably video at YouTube :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

182 Blonde. It's not just a hair color; it's a state of mind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (DMUuz)

183 I am in favor of very, very, few new gubmint regulations, but the undisclosed microphone/camera thing is one.

Posted by: irright at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (RVcmP)

184 He was one sick fuck, toothbrush fetish or not.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
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Dude skinned his penis! Not completely, but enough!

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (Eicbe)

185 Love Elvis.

Posted by: Infidel
________

Not crazy about Elvis, though -- right? You just throw Elvis in there with America and horses?

Posted by: @TompettyOuija at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (NH9pa)

186 173 Jim, LOL. I remembrer seeing Peloton's ads constantly on TV Land about a year ago.

Latest upscale fashion accessory. Next will probably be pet camels.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

It's exercise equipment AND a very expensive clothing rack!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

187 Jackson Brown is 71...unreal. An artist that I could overlook his politics for the heart and soul of his music!

Posted by: Tentotwo at October 09, 2019 10:33 PM (yhf6w)

188 wow, this ont changed quick. i thought i was going to get blowback on vaping at most. But the urethra?

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 10:33 PM (n13/j)

189 I tell you putting tweezers up your dick.
I just don't have it in me

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:33 PM (Eicbe)

190 181 blake, there's probably video at YouTube :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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Nah, that's okay. However, if you're interested in doing the research, be my guest.

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:33 PM (WEBkv)

191 36 -- I thought Gettysburg, with that most rising off the ground like fun powder residue. But then I looked again and realized that the gate was an anachronism.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 09, 2019 10:33 PM (R5LCh)

192
Dude skinned his penis! Not completely, but enough!
Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (Eicbe)

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Road rash is a great argument for a codpiece.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:33 PM (ZYB2s)

193 83 They keep calling a 21 year old a teen in the sleeping juror story. Confusing. I think a jail term was an over reaction but I've seen the same against white guys too. If I understand correctly, he was an actual juror and not just reporting for jury duty. There has to be some type of consequence for not returning but jail is a little harsh.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


In some areas, they have so much trouble getting people to show up that it affects the ability of the courts to operate. A while back a judge in a nearby county was threatening to issue warrants for the arrest of people who didn't show up for jury duty.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

194 Wow. I have never had my name in lights at the Horde. I am honored!

Posted by: Minnfidel

Its a dream I have - so congrats Minnfidel!

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (32YRo)

195 Dude skinned his penis! Not completely, but enough!
Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (Eicbe)


OOOOOOOOHHHH!!! OHHH OOOOHHHHH!!!

/Sam Kinison

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

196 blake, that's okay thanks :-P
I'll stick with my Yacht Rock videos

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

197 My penis just cried out in terror. We must actively pursue common sense tweezers control.

Posted by: Fritz K. Dick at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (kLDv+)

198 Tweezers? Really?


Braver man would have gone for pliers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (SchxB)

199 SAVE THE PENIS!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Wow. I have never had my name in lights at the Horde. I am honored!
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (xUvz+)
* * * *

It was a helluva comment! Congrats

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (fpSuJ)

201 Yeah, shooting landlords is a popular fantasy. The only people hated more than landlords are moneylenders, as I have stated here before. The funny thing is, with today's higher wages and low interest rates, almost anybody with a job can afford to buy their own house. Renters rent because they are stupid, and have no concept of wealth accumulation. Do yourself a favor: don't become a landlord.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (mk9aG)

202 t-bird, there was actually news last night that Berkeley is included in the brownout list.

Probably the Berkeley Hills, not Berkeley. There are canyons up there that are (and were) death traps in the case of fire. Berkeley is so low-lying and damp....ugh, I hate that place.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (IMdOQ)

203 Jackson Brown is 71...unreal. An artist that I could overlook his politics for the heart and soul of his

Don't forget the girlfriend beating! 2 prizes in I.

Posted by: Infidel at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (OM4Ma)

204 So global warming and all.......had a lovely 80 degree fall day and it will be 30 and snowing by midnight. I have the sadz because we have a San Marzano bush that still has a gazillion tomatoes and buds on it.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (/UQ/R)
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Run out and throw a sheet on it. Can't hurt.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (aXucN)

205 Hi Duncanthrax! Congrats on making the Wall of Shame!

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (f7Tfe)

206 Peloton is totally run by Big Wine.

Posted by: Miklos, assessing the coveted Wine Mom demographic at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)

207 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6ta5d42

https://tinyurl.com/yy46axqm

https://tinyurl.com/y3vot6og

https://tinyurl.com/yyfctghb

https://tinyurl.com/yyns9qgu

Posted by: kbdabear at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (qAR6u)

208 I saw Jackson Browne a couple weekends ago.

Meh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (ZYB2s)

209 SAVE THE PENIS!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)


WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

210 Pretty sure the elites will be ok- or they will be once they call in.

In the neck of the woods I grew up in, near Silicon Valley, they are blacking out some incredibly wealthy areas.

Rich people in the Bay Area like to live in semi-rural environments on the outskirts of the metro area, and use zoning to make sure that nobody else can move in.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

211 ARC, you grew up near or in Atherton?
I've read it's the actual wealthiest city of California, not Beverly Hills.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

212 peleton is below its recent ipo price. I would go with beyond meat over that one and i wouldn't go with beyond meat.

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 10:36 PM (n13/j)

213 I rather relieved that Dr Kinsey put just the toothbrush handle up in his todger... Only a sicko would do that with the brush end!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:36 PM (7WaWV)

214 SAVE THE PENIS!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

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AND THE CLOCK TOWER!

Posted by: Uncredited Back To The Future Walk-On at October 09, 2019 10:37 PM (ZYB2s)

215 Dude skinned his penis! Not completely, but enough!
Posted by: Axeman

Check me on Craigslist.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at October 09, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

216 160 BTW Mis Hum. Thanks for the hat tip, but thanks for the awesome pic of Split Rock lighthouse last night. It is about 10 miles north of Two Harbors MN and a beautiful spot. I was just there last Friday with my youngest. She actually thought it was cool.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (xUvz+)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

217 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6tphc57

https://tinyurl.com/y3fszz2h

https://tinyurl.com/y6omhhxf

https://tinyurl.com/y36ouvw7

https://tinyurl.com/y595nea3

Posted by: kbdabear at October 09, 2019 10:37 PM (qAR6u)

218 Tweezers? Really?

Braver man would have gone for pliers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (SchxB)


*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 09, 2019 10:37 PM (aS1PU)

219 We have a support person who moved to California this past year.. uh oh.. she's off line because of PGE!
I don't blame PGE.. if the state is going to make them liable for widl fires, the so be it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 09, 2019 10:37 PM (438dO)

220 huh. just heard David Bowie's "Scary Monsters". The lyrics underlay Marilyn Manson's "Posthuman".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

221 PGE... Pretty Ghastly Energy

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

222 Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM

Thanks. I really do wish I could time travel. I mean I'd do other things with the ability for sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:38 PM (xUvz+)

223 It's not rate you get Cruz and AOC on the same page. Nice to see them both signing the letter telling the ChiComs to fuck off.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 09, 2019 10:38 PM (FiUMj)

224 *rare not rate

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 09, 2019 10:38 PM (FiUMj)

225 The Braves made history tonight.

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:38 PM (f7Tfe)

226 No matter - it is a clash of Good against Evil, and woke Sports Illustrated is there to write lengthy articles on it.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

no one in the south cares one fig about soccer - that is a NE sport love much like lacrosse (except Duke, which fancies itself an Ivy League). Football and baseball rule the south and I can tell you that having participated in both at the HS level - these two sport are everything. Only basketball comes in a close third.

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2019 10:38 PM (32YRo)

227 Yeah, shooting landlords is a popular fantasy.

It's not like people have written songs about it.

https://youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (SchxB)

228 195 Dude skinned his penis! Not completely, but enough!
Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:32 PM (Eicbe)


OOOOOOOOHHHH!!! OHHH OOOOHHHHH!!!

/Sam Kinison
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)


Love the Kinison reference.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

229 Braver man would have gone for pliers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (SchxB)
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Go for it awl.

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (Eicbe)

230 So Yap Island would make an honest 'person' of Hillary.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (Bshe6)

231 Hi Duncanthrax! Congrats on making the Wall of Shame!
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:35 PM


I blame the week off.

How y'all doing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (DMUuz)

232 Keep up with the peen puns and I will go to bed sober tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (OM4Ma)

233 Imagesby Tyrone Greene

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...

Posted by: Tyrone Greene at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (RVcmP)

234 Well, my wonderful delightful job awaits in the morning. Time for some shut eye.

Night all.. stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

235 bluebell......we have a freeze blanket over it and tomorrow night when it gets down to 15.......grrr......we'll through a couple of sternos under there to try and save it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (/UQ/R)

236 Peleton is the stupidest thing ever. $3K for a stationary bike that has an iPad? Uhm why not buy a $1000 bike and a $400 ipdad and end up with the same thing?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (FiUMj)

237 Lurker, I wanna see the video of AOC's and Cruz's pow-wow on whatever bill they pledged to work together on.

It'll be like you or I trying to have a conversation with a chicken...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

238 219 We have a support person who moved to California this past year.. uh oh.. she's off line because of PGE!
I don't blame PGE.. if the state is going to make them liable for widl fires, the so be it!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 09, 2019 10:37 PM (438dO)
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The story is: The fires started because PG&E lines tangled with tree branches.

The untold story: Land owners and Cal Fires wouldn't let PG&E crews do the work to clear branches away from the power lines.

And here we are.

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:40 PM (WEBkv)

239 homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


uunnngghhhh

..............

Posted by: Dr. T--LET'S GO CARDS! at October 09, 2019 10:40 PM (2PXwn)

240 Peloton is totally run by Big Wine.
Posted by: Miklos, asses

True. I do My best peddling after some napa valley zin

Posted by: LASue at October 09, 2019 10:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

241 178 Is Peloton a sex cult?
Posted by: Insomniac



Judging from the many commercials, I'd have to say yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 09, 2019 10:40 PM (P4EKo)

242 How y'all doing?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM (DMUuz)

Everything is just peachy here in NE GA!

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:40 PM (f7Tfe)

243 113 Welp, generator is set up and runs well, is nice and quiet and should be sufficient to see us through a few power outages.

Yay living in the third world of CA!
Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:22 PM (WEBkv)

you do have a short rubber connector on the gas line near the generator, right ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2019 10:41 PM (AQBtr)

244 ARC, you grew up near or in Atherton?
I've read it's the actual wealthiest city of California, not Beverly Hills.


I grew up back in the hills - Atherton is on the flats. Wouldn't surprise me.

They are blacking out Woodside (213K median household income), Portola Valley (355K median household income), plus nearby areas that are equally as wealthy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 10:41 PM (I2/tG)

245 While I'm here, I want to apologize for the lyrics to "Mary Jane's Last Dance" in which I used the word Indiana quite a bit, which contains the word Indian, which is racist. That was wrong, and I hope you can forgive me.

If not, whatevs. Tito Puente wants to jam. Outie!

Posted by: @TompettyOuija at October 09, 2019 10:41 PM (NH9pa)

246 Was not 1st with my witty comment.

Was not 2nd.

Hangs head in embarrassment.

Posted by: tbodie at October 09, 2019 10:41 PM (sRczR)

247 Good luck, wds! It would be a shame to lose all those San Marzanos.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2019 10:42 PM (aXucN)

248 I was listening to something with youngest Minnfidel on Cirrus. We were driving on a long trip last week and it was some pseudo current pop station "The Pulse". The music is OK, I mean trying to get 15 year old into a Greg Guttfeld show is hard so I settled for that. But what I noticed is that all the male artists all sounded like Jason Mraz or Ed Sheerhan. Like ALL of them. WTH?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:42 PM (xUvz+)

249 So both sets of young folk are out of jail! Actual work was done on the roof. If everyone can stay out of jail a bit longer, we might get the back side of the roof done. (Stepson did the front, lost job, found new one and detailing trucks on the weekend. No time to finish).

They get picked up for driving while suspended so my husband is driving them around. I really hope we can finish this soon. I don't care if I move in December.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 09, 2019 10:42 PM (Lqy/e)

250 True. I do My best peddling after some napa valley zin

Posted by: LASue

Whuuut? Now I am totally calling Mrs Boswell in the morning to find out what she's "really" up to when she says she's stationary bikin'.

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (32YRo)

251 Peleton is the stupidest thing ever. $3K for a stationary bike that has an iPad? Uhm why not buy a $1000 bike and a $400 ipdad and end up with the same thing?

Because then you can't brag to your friends about your designer label toy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (SchxB)

252 you do have a short rubber connector on the gas line near the generator, right ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2019 10:41 PM (AQBtr)
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?

Gasoline powered. And it's chore to put gasoline in, because of these stupid carb compliant gas cans CA's EPA rules have foisted off on us.

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (WEBkv)

253 If I had to stay in California for the rest of my life, but could live anywhere, the Shasta area would be nice IMHO...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

254 239 homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

was gonna hold out but now

going to the darkside

Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (AQBtr)

255 Ain't nothing going into my urethra, not now way, not no how. If I ever need a urinary catheter they're going to have to render me unconscious.
Posted by: Insomniac

Oh, they'll do that going in. Coming out....WIDE AWAKE!!!!

Posted by: Agitator at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (VP1T8)

256 The practice is known as sounding.

Also known as the official recreational sport of the City of San Francisco.

Posted by: TheHoser at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (v3UCk)

257
Maybe Hillary should run to be President of Yap Island...
Posted by: Anna Puma
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It wouldn't work. The graft would come in big stone discs that Hillz can't possibly lift.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


RBG uses two of them as barbell weights.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (aKsyK)

258 I hate to complain about my beloved ball team, but I'm really kind of disgusted about one of our relief pitchers (Hensley, I think?). Anyway, he's a Cherokee, and declared that the Braves' use of the foam tomahawks is offensive and they should no longer be given out; something the Braves' owners apparently complied with.

Obviously this is stupid just on the principle of it. But beyond that, it's one thing if this demand is coming from within your own organization, but to have someone from a totally different team making demands is just beyond the pale to me. Doesn't matter who it is.

Ugh, I cannot express how pissed off this has me. One guy makes our team look like a bunch of Puritan scolds.

Posted by: Dr. T--LET'S GO CARDS! at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (2PXwn)

259 National Punk-ass Bitch Basketball Association.

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (Eicbe)

260 Peleton is the stupidest thing ever. $3K for a stationary bike that has an iPad? Uhm why not buy a $1000 bike and a $400 ipdad and end up with the same thing?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM

Do you know how many months of a gym membership I will use 2 times that would buy me?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (xUvz+)

261 It is all unhealthy and a huge waste of money.

Two times now I've had people who were smoking beg for money. No matter how useless most panhandlers are, most of them at least have the brains to hide their cigs when they ask you for money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

262 Keep up with the peen puns and I will go to bed sober tonight.
Posted by: Infidel at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM


Ball peen on us, y'all will?

Posted by: Redneck Yoda at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (DMUuz)

263 o global warming and all.......had a lovely 80 degree fall day and it will be 30 and snowing by midnight. I have the sadz because we have a San Marzano bush that still has a gazillion tomatoes and buds on it.

That is some good tomato variety. Boss at the thrift store had six, and we were eating them all summer. Delicious.

Posted by: sal at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (2qCi9)

264 I've read Atherton is the actual wealthiest city of California, not Beverly Hills.

Atherton is notorious for running speed traps on the main road through town, where they only give tickets to non-Atherton residents.

When I was growing up, I was told that one of the functions of the Atherton police department was to give rides home to Atherton residents who were DWI. No charges, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (I2/tG)

265 I had a friend that worked as a nanny back in the 70s. She worked for a bit for the guy that was CEO of the major manufacturer of birth control pills. Got to see the inside of his place in Atherton.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (Lqy/e)

266 Two times now I've had people who were smoking beg for money. No matter how useless most panhandlers are, most of them at least have the brains to hide their cigs when they ask you for money.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
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Don't forget the visible tats all over the arms or on the neck.

Those things aren't cheap either.

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (WEBkv)

267 Okay, it's past 250 comments so I'll share my news.

Yeah, MisHum blew the surprise. I tasted myself a fucking Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich, *and* a mild sandwich to boot. They FINALLY got it back out and available again!

But here's the kicker... the journalist I work with in my office, Brady, asked me to write a review of it. I've already done so and my piece should run in the Westminster Herald-Journal on October 17. (Spoiler alert: yeah I liked it, especially the spicy one. It was like there was a party in my mouth and everyone was invited!)

Next, Brady wants me to do a blind taste test of the original Whopper versus the new Impossible Whopper. I'm not as excited about that but for another article, why not... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

268
homosexual males will insert urologic intruments ("bougies") in their urethras in progressively larger sizes until they're dilated enough to be used as receptive organs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


And then go to story time at the library.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (aKsyK)

269 No one uses the new compliant gas cans with the fancy spout that doesn't work... Everyone I've seen removes it and uses a funnel.
Government at its finest...good grief.

Posted by: Pliney at October 09, 2019 10:46 PM (nzKWW)

270 258: It means that the fan bases have all they need to get in this kids head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 09, 2019 10:47 PM (P4EKo)

271 Leftists are good at complaining about things, but not so good at doing things.

Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2019 10:47 PM (6XZdO)

272 253 If I had to stay in California for the rest of my life, but could live anywhere, the Shasta area would be nice IMHO...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

I like that area

used to spend a lot of time around the Ponderosa area in the lower Sierras

And my dad's fam owned a small ranch right on Tahoe but was sold when he died

Used to stay there a lot when I skied

Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2019 10:47 PM (AQBtr)

273 ARC, sounds about right. :-P

Atherton, btw, is the town where Lindsey Buckingham grew up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

274 Maybe Hillary should run to be President of Yap Island...
Posted by: Anna Puma
---------
It wouldn't work. The graft would come in big stone discs that Hillz can't possibly lift.
Posted by: Cicero

Diplomatic recognition, yes. Military alliance even.

Posted by: Brennan of Easter Island at October 09, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

275 Next, Brady wants me to do a blind taste test of the original Whopper versus the new Impossible Whopper. I'm not as excited about that but for another article, why not... :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
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Hey, that's very cool!

Do you get to work in phrases like, "slides across the palate like a ballerina on the dance floor?"

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:48 PM (WEBkv)

276 "Peloton is talking about delivering happiness and connecting people," "No: You sell exercise equipment." "Scott Galloway, a marketing professor at New York University"

But in the one and only marketing course I've taken in my life, the professor taught us the exact opposite of that. You are marketing an image, a feeling, not a product or service. You are creating a need by planting a desire. If Galloway is right, then who needs marketers at all; any damn fool can write ad copy that says "We make exercise equipment."

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (mk9aG)

277 Peleton is the stupidest thing ever. $3K for a stationary bike that has an iPad? Uhm why not buy a $1000 bike and a $400 ipdad and end up with the same thing?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 09, 2019 10:39 PM

This is a brilliant marketing ploy. Wish I'd thought of it first.

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (f7Tfe)

278 If I had to stay in California for the rest of my life, but could live anywhere, the Shasta area would be nice IMHO...

Beautiful country around that volcano. If I was forced to move back to CA, that's one of the places I'd like to be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (SchxB)

279 blake, LOL, not yet.

But in my Popeyes sandwich review, I *did* get to quote both Tom Petty *and* John Lennon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

280 Next, Brady wants me to do a blind taste test of the original Whopper versus the new Impossible Whopper. I'm not as excited about that but for another article, why not... :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)


be sure to eat the whole veggie burger. Their commercials show people surprised by the taste but they've only taken one bite.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (aS1PU)

281 It was like there was a party in my mouth and everyone was invited!

Posted by: qdpsteve
________

Congrats on the press!

As a J-school grad, I'd like to point out that editing is an important part of the writing process. I know that when you're on a deadline, good enough is better than perfect -- but editors always appreciate clean copy.

That sounds like a great sandwich!!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (NH9pa)

282 Yeah, MisHum blew the surprise. I tasted myself a fucking Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich, *and* a mild sandwich to boot. They FINALLY got it back out and available again!


----------

Okay, this is starting to get creepy,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (ZYB2s)

283 No one uses the new compliant gas cans with the fancy spout that doesn't work... Everyone I've seen removes it and uses a funnel.
Government at its finest...good grief.
Posted by: Pliney at October 09, 2019 10:46 PM

First time I tried one I was filling the boat tank. I spilled more gas than I have in my lifetime. Thanks for that goobermint.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (xUvz+)

284 Hmmm... Apple part of the NRA, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (r+sAi)

285 re the vape causes cancer link. Good news for dip and snus as that has not been produced. The mice thing is a bit of a trick as they can ply them with so much smoke it would not mater what it came from it could come from city buses or burning leaves. it is a question of how much. Again, and to be as clear as possible, i am not defending any of this. It think using any tobacco and/or nicotine is pointless and unhealthy. But I find it funny that no one is freaking about cigarettes as we already know what they can do. Today it is vaping. I have no skin in the game and find vaping a bit repellent. But I still think it doesn't matter what my personal views are. Too many today think something should be banned because they personally don't like it. That is not how conservatism works.

And if they can truly prove it is horrible, let it be known. The E.U. Banned dip in the 80s over hysteria, it is illegal there though their citizens smoke like chimneys. In Sweden, they have low smoking rates and a high level of snus use. They also have the lowest cancer rates in Europe. But the E.U. will not change the law although they know they are banning a substance proven to be safer. Their argument is "why add one more bad thing". Good call. Ban something proven by the top doctors in the world to be safer because you don't want to add something else.

it is all bad, i think I have been clear on that. But governments can be so arbitrary and conniving it is shameful. This should be about helping people and telling the truth as you know it.

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (n13/j)

286 Gasoline powered. And it's chore to put gasoline in, because of these stupid carb compliant gas cans CA's EPA rules have foisted off on us.
Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:43 PM (WEBkv)


I feel for you

Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (AQBtr)

287 Posted by: Pliney at October 09, 2019 10:46 PM (nzKWW)

Some of those cans don't even have two handles so you can get a controllable grip on the can. Soi fed design team is all I can think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 09, 2019 10:50 PM (BiNEL)

288 Who's fucking Popeye's chicken sandwiches?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

289 It was like there was a party in my mouth and everyone was invited!

Posted by: qdpsteve...



I'd call a remark like that 'low-hanging fruit'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (7WaWV)

290
Peleton is the stupidest thing ever. $3K for a stationary bike that has an iPad? Uhm why not buy a $1000 bike and a $400 ipdad and end up with the same thing?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview


You have to pay a monthly fee to get the asshole on the internet to yell at you so you won't slow down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (aKsyK)

291 awesome pic of Split Rock lighthouse last night. It is about 10 miles north of Two Harbors MN and a beautiful spot. I was just there last Friday with my youngest. She actually thought it was cool.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:29 PM (xUvz+)

********

That and Palisades Head. Beautiful part of the country. I want to by a place on the Gunflint Trail when I retire.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (flINI)

292 DrWTF, thanks for the tip!

FireHorse, thanks! Yeah, at least I'm getting published. :-) And it is a good sandwich, but it didn't change my life. At least not yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

293 If Galloway is right, then who needs marketers at all; any damn fool can write ad copy that says "We make exercise equipment."

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM


Now I want to watch the movie "Crazy People" again.

'Volvo: They're Boxy, But They're Good'

Posted by: Bert G at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (OMsf+)

294 Renters rent because they are stupid, and have no concept of wealth accumulation. Do yourself a favor: don't become a landlord.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (mk9aG)

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Huh.

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (RU4sa)

295 279 blake, LOL, not yet.

But in my Popeyes sandwich review, I *did* get to quote both Tom Petty *and* John Lennon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
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Just remember those dance floors used by ballerina's are cleaned with waxed sawdust shavings or some such. Could be a clever way to work in an insult.

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

296 Who's fucking Popeye's chicken sandwiches?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

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Now THAT'S a Westminster-Herald article I'd read.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (ZYB2s)

297 Cicero and Zettai, what can I say? I'm the King Of Phrasing...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

298

Steve, ask if you can do a blind taste test of Asian girls straight v. lesbian...

Posted by: Moxie and Pepsi Dingleberry at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (w3OLr)

299 blake, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

300 Re: things that don't belong in or around your junk

Middle daughter worked "pretend university" for high school seniors one summer at her college. In the physics lab, one of them thought sandwiching his testes between two of those high-power magnets would be fun.

It wasn't.

Posted by: sal at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (2qCi9)

301 You are marketing an image, a feeling, not a product or service.

Peter Drucker taught that, contra nearly all MBA students and professors, the first job of a company is not to make aprofit. It is to create a customer.

Posted by: Miklos, of the School of Drucker (both Peter and Sam) at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

302 It was like there was a party in my mouth and everyone was invited!

Posted by: qdpsteve...

I'd call a remark like that 'low-hanging fruit'...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM

Hoo Boy, that's a comment he won't get back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (xUvz+)

303 party in my mouth and everyone was invited

Rip-off artist.

Posted by: Kamala! at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (ykYG2)

304 I wouldn't buy a peleton, I own a cheap walmart model that I use daily and works just great tyvm.
(youtube go pro and Alexa, baby!)

But that new mirror is pretty cool, even though I'm far too cheap, and too ugly for such a thing

https://tinyurl.com/yyu4j8kj

Posted by: supersize my Kartoffelkloesse at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (Bf3hj)

305
Okay, this is starting to get creepy,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (ZYB2s)

But predictable, like a junkie needing a fix.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

306 Moxie, hmmm, I'll see if there's an 'evening edition' of the paper I write for... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

307 Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (xUvz+)

My first thought when I used one was that the designer had never ever tried to put gas in a boat while it was in the water!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 09, 2019 10:53 PM (BiNEL)

308 Do you get to work in phrases like, "slides across the palate like a ballerina on the dance floor?"

One from my (non-Basura) uncle about a whisky he was sipping, "Tastes like angels pissing on your tongue."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 10:53 PM (SchxB)

309 Kamala, I'll take that as a compliment from you!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

310 Moon-Shong Tang.. I read as Moonshine Tang for some odd reason. Guess I need a drink.

BRB.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 09, 2019 10:53 PM (+ldAm)

311 Two times now I've had people who were smoking beg for money. No matter how useless most panhandlers are, most of them at least have the brains to hide their cigs when they ask you for money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)


Same thing on the offramp near my store. Smokes, big cup of Tim Hortons coffee, tats. The awesome thing is they all live together in a house you can see from the ramp. They work two-hour shifts, then get government assistance out the ass because they have no reported income.

I did some math with my kids and we figure they average a toonie every second light change. It works out to $40-60 an hour.

Posted by: TheHoser at October 09, 2019 10:54 PM (v3UCk)

312 300 Re: things that don't belong in or around your junk

Middle daughter worked "pretend university" for high school seniors one summer at her college. In the physics lab, one of them thought sandwiching his testes between two of those high-power magnets would be fun.

It wasn't.
Posted by: sal at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (2qCi9)

Boys will be boys until their peckers weigh a pound.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

313 "I tasted myself a fucking Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich," I like the red beans and rice. When the chain first came to my town, you'd get about a quart full for $1.99. Now you get a shot glass full for $3.99. And they close way early in the evening.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 10:54 PM (mk9aG)

314
But in my Popeyes sandwich review, I *did* get to quote both Tom Petty *and* John Lennon!
Posted by: qdpsteve


You won't come around there no more?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 10:54 PM (aKsyK)

315 "I said, 'You know what? If we really think these things should be off the street, we need to destroy them
" Ed Stack
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Yeah, yeah. How many millions of dollars of 'these things' did you profit from, Ed?

Just as an aside, how many have you seen 'on the street', you vapid virtue-signaler?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 10:54 PM (cg4r6)

316 If I had to stay in California for the rest of my life, but could live anywhere, the Shasta area would be nice IMHO...

There are so many nice areas. I could easily live near Moccasin and work at Hetch-Hetchy as a retirment thing (working for the evil PG&E!).

Ya know, if The Storm goes well, U-Haul could easily get all its trucks back to California.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2019 10:54 PM (gHCnG)

317 Well, time to wander, all.

Later!

4.5 months to retirement!

...darn right I'm counting!

Posted by: blake - MSM pilow salesman
at October 09, 2019 10:55 PM (WEBkv)

318 Bertram, "the waiting is the hardest part." :-)

And the Lennon quote is "whatever gets you through the night, it's all right." I don't mind giving those away...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

319 Atherton, btw, is the town where Lindsey Buckingham grew up.

Democratic Presidents and Presidential candidates do a lot of fundraisers there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

320 gp, they getcha hooked, then up the price!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

321 They keep calling a 21 year old a teen in the sleeping juror story. Confusing. I think a jail term was an over reaction but I've seen the same against white guys too. If I understand correctly, he was an actual juror and not just reporting for jury duty. There has to be some type of consequence for not returning but jail is a little harsh.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 09, 2019 10:18 PM


I don't know why he is referred to as a "teen" or "kid" either. 21 is adult by any measure.

"after he overslept during his first day of jury duty in August and then continued on with his day without informing the court of what had happened ... He was the only African American on the jury, representing a cross-section of the community"

This is probably what pissed the judge off. If the 21 year old over-sleeps, calls in late and then shows up two hours late one time?, not really a big deal.

Totally blowing it off? Big deal.

Probably resulted in a mistrial. I mean you would have the other 11 totally pissed off at him. I can't imagine what those jury deliberations would have been like.

That said, clearing his record is probably the best result.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 09, 2019 10:56 PM (zCabI)

322 294 Renters rent because they are stupid, and have no concept of wealth accumulation. Do yourself a favor: don't become a landlord.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 10:34 PM (mk9aG)

I have rented property for decades and it has paid off handsomely .

Mostly commercial, which is a lot less hassle

I've retired now, selling off my buildings and if it wasn't for that stupid recapture tax, I would be rich

Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2019 10:56 PM (AQBtr)

323 You have to pay a monthly fee to get the asshole on the internet to yell at you so you won't slow down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

"you been heah fo houah now. you go fastah!

Posted by: Miklos, at the Ho Chi Minh Call Centre at October 09, 2019 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

324
That and Palisades Head. Beautiful part of the country. I want to by a place on the Gunflint Trail when I retire.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2019 10:51 PM

I am up there all the time. Cabin near Finland MN. Too bad we get Cidiots up here too much. Castle Danger etc. are very pretty. People don't realize we even have terrain like that up here. The goal is to convert out log cabin into our full time retirement home, but that's a long way off. Kids to get through college etc.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 10:56 PM (xUvz+)

325 Probably resulted in a mistrial. I mean you would have the other 11 totally pissed off at him. I can't imagine what those jury deliberations would have been like.


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This is what alternates are for.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2019 10:57 PM (ZYB2s)

326 And they close way early in the evening.

Because their nocturnal camouflage clientele get frisky...

Posted by: Moxie and Pepsi Dingleberry at October 09, 2019 10:57 PM (w3OLr)

327 279 blake, LOL, not yet.

But in my Popeyes sandwich review, I *did* get to quote both Tom Petty *and* John Lennon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

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When asked what the experience of eating the sandwich was like, he said "Imagine free-falling"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2019 10:57 PM (CAJOC)

328 159 -- We're scheduled for frost in the next couple of days. My lantana are big, beautiful, and blooming like crazy. The frost will kill them, so I've taken several pictures of them and the rest of my front yard these past couple of days. I especially like looking at my season ending pictures in March when everything is all sodden, dingy, and dead. Gives me the incentive to get my butt in gear come the end of April.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 09, 2019 10:57 PM (R5LCh)

329 No One, okay that's witty :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

330 171 Trumps kids are amazing. My two kids are smart and love me a lot, but I cant imagine they would be this smart and completely loyal to me in similar circumstances. Maybe so but its impressive.
Posted by: LASue


There was something on tv, where I get interviewed a man who has been Trump's butler for decades. He talked about how great Trump's kids were, including when they were young.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

331 Middle daughter worked "pretend university" for high
school seniors one summer at her college. In the physics lab, one of
them thought sandwiching his testes between two of those high-power
magnets would be fun.



It wasn't.

Posted by: sal at October 09, 2019 10:52 PM (2qCi9)



Boys will be boys until their peckers weigh a pound.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 10:54 PM


I had a PFC who, having been dared by a Specialist, sprayed his scrotum with an inverted can of compressed air. Nothing quite like standing in front of the barracks with the Squadron Commander, the Command Sergeant Major, and a small assortment of staff officers and senior NCOs and hearing a blood-curdling scream followed by a PFC running outside in nothing but skivvies and flip flops, crying and holding his crotch.

Posted by: Bert G at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (OMsf+)

332 'Scalfari, Friend of Francis, Claims Pope Believes Jesus Was "Not a God At All"'

Sono la prova provata che Gesu di Nazareth una volta diventato uomo, sia pure un uomo di eccezionali virtu, non era affatto un Dio.

tinyurl.com/yyv2oq4d

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (ykYG2)

333 qdpsteve. Maybe good idea for that un possum able burger.

Get video of giving it to street urchins with their "Hungry, Need Help" signs.

The gagging, spewing n' cussing oughta make some million-hit you toob videos?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (QzJWU)

334 Whew!

Finally home from services and fast-breaking.

Sweet ONT, MisHum - Thanks!

Quick MIL Update: She was conscious today and they took her off the vent. Still in a lot of pain (two broken ankles and a broken wrist will do that to you). But the lung is re-inflated and the aortic sleeve seems to be holding. Still a long road ahead of her.

Her SO is still in very bad shape - has had two heart attacks in the hospital since Sunday night, they put in a pacemaker last night and hope for the best. Still lots of other injuries and broken things to deal with, but have to get his BP, etc under control first.

Prayer for both Marilyn and Tom appreciated.

Posted by: ibguy at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (EHVbt)

335 There was something on tv, where I get interviewed a man who has been Trump's butler for decades. He talked about how great Trump's kids were, including when they were young.
Posted by: nerdygirl

The Courtship of Ivanka's Father with Sebastian Cabot?

Posted by: Miklos, maybe conflating, but I got OTC stuff for that at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

336 The areas getting blacked out are the less dense areas on the fringes of the Bay Area, which coincidentally also tend to be the wealthiest parts of the Bay Area. Rich liberals, in other words.

Tee, hee!
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Okay, I see how that works. The wealthy people live farther out from the city on estates.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

337 95 -- madamemayhem -- Nebraska did it first. You're getting what we've already gotten. I think Autumn visited for about two seconds.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (R5LCh)

338 Hey Jim.

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:02 PM (RU4sa)

339 Posted by: Bert G at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (OMsf+)

LOL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

340 Jim, LOL.

God knows that in Garden Grove there's a fcuking TON of beggars on the street medians. It's frankly annoying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

341 Good Wednesday evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

342 Thanks for the update, ibguy.
Prayed for ya'll at mass today and will continue to do so.

Posted by: sal at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM (2qCi9)

343 Posted by: Bert G at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (OMsf+)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM (RU4sa)

344 i had the sandwich at it is ok. I gave a review a while back. How long has it been now, two months? This company does not run a very taught ship. it is one thing to build up demand but at some point you have to sell the thing.

i never recommend stocks but this QSR is worth mentioning. The stock has gone up over the last two months but Popeye's is only a small part of their company. There is no pure play here. QSR is mostly Tim Hortons and then Burger King. If you want to make an impossible burger and chicken sandwich play go for it, but not on my blessing. It is also a kind of weird company. They themselves talk about how little control they have over the three independent companies in their portfolio. I don't totally understand why that it but it is something they make a point of.

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM (n13/j)

345 *rummages through the mail*

Oh hey I got a survey from the Republican party in the mail...

2. Which of the following best describes you?
[] A supporter of President Trump, but not the Republican Party
[] A supporter of the Republican Party, but not of President Trump The choice of cucks?
[] A supporter of BOTH President Trump and the Republican Party
[] Not a supporter of either President Trump or the Republican Party
[] Not sure

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM (Bshe6)

346 We've all seen those beggars by the roadside.

If you were psychotic enough, what would YOU make them do for their free nickel?

Lick the pavement?
Dance naked in the intersection?
Stand on their head and recite the serenity prayer backwards?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

347 We're letting our guard down and lowering our fists at a time when we should be itching for a good fight. David Cole
-----

Great link. I learned a new term, 'frogboiled', i.e., 'We're being frogboiled'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:05 PM (cg4r6)

348 Regarding OUr Feelgood story of the day


I think our know-nothing press confuses body armor with a tactical vest. I've read a lot of stories in the past year where perps are shot dead while wearing body armor. Given that LEOs are taught to shoot center mass, and have questionable skills in many cases anyways, it seems unlikely that these kills are
all head shots.

At any rate, if the police spokesperson says it was body armor, the press will dutifully report it as such, but I have my doubts.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 09, 2019 11:05 PM (z79tQ)

349 Prayers for your MIL and her friend, Ibguy.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

350 "I have rented commercial property for decades and it has paid off handsomely." I'm glad it worked out so well for you! I was writing about my personal experience as a residential landlord. It does pay enough to maintain the property. I'm sure everybody's mileage varies.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 11:05 PM (mk9aG)

351 Okay, I see how that works. The wealthy people live farther out from the city on estates.
Posted by: nerdygirl

We're fine.

Pedro hooked an inverter to the alternator on the jet.

Posted by: Nancy P., non-unionized at October 09, 2019 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

352 Quint, I agree 100%. Popeyes waited WAY too long to bring back the sandwich, and now nobody cares.

It's one thing to build up hype, another to keep everyone waiting too long.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

353 Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

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Treat them with dignity?

There's enough psychopathy in the world as it is, why add to it?

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:06 PM (RU4sa)

354 SMH, true :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

355
Oh hey I got a survey from the Republican party in the mail...

2. Which of the following best describes you?
[] A supporter of President Trump, but not the Republican Party
[] A supporter of the Republican Party, but not of President Trump The choice of cucks?
[] A supporter of BOTH President Trump and the Republican Party
[] Not a supporter of either President Trump or the Republican Party
[] Not sure
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM (Bshe6)


Are you certain that came from the Republican Party? That sounds too sensible and reasoned to be one of their survey questions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2019 11:07 PM (pNxlR)

356 Oh hey I got a survey from the Republican party in the mail...

If the return is post-paid, add a few pounds of scrap metal...

Posted by: Miklos, not, sadly, son of a mailman at October 09, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

357 The areas getting blacked out are the less dense areas on the fringes of the Bay Area, which coincidentally also tend to be the wealthiest parts of the Bay Area. Rich liberals, in other words.

Tee, hee!
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Okay, I see how that works. The wealthy people live farther out from the city on estates.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

I'm sure a sizable percentage of those have diesel generators, being the green hypocrites they are.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 09, 2019 11:08 PM (z79tQ)

358 "I can beat him again." - President Hillary! Clinton.

Hard to feel sorry for green friendly Cali having their power shut off for a while. Once they switch to electric only cars ought to be really amusing.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 09, 2019 11:09 PM (QD9b6)

359 331 -- Before my pacemaker, I used rare earth magnets for a million things. The XO had to go around the house and remove all of them for me because they will screw up a pacemaker. Another problem with it them is that they are tiny and there have been instances of small children swallowing one and it being attracted to another strong magnet, tearing through the kid's belly. (OTOH, that might just be an urban legend.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 09, 2019 11:09 PM (R5LCh)

360 53 ... "Gettysburg maybe?"

ALH, I don't think the top photo is Gettysburg but that was my first thought. It has that same morning light through the mist look.

Posted by: JTB at October 09, 2019 11:09 PM (bmdz3)

361 At any rate, if the police spokesperson says it was
body armor, the press will dutifully report it as such, but I have my
doubts.

Posted by: OneEyedJack


I thought it was center mass, face, center mass, face, repeat till desired effect is achieved.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 09, 2019 11:09 PM (qu+gO)

362 That woman on the statue - she "may" have mental health issues. Yeah, I wonder.

And I've actually been part of a wedding in that cathedral about 10 years ago or so.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2019 11:10 PM (V2Yro)

363 I thought it was center mass, face, center mass, face, repeat till desired effect is achieved.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 09, 2019 11:09 PM (qu+gO)


https://stoatnet.org/dl_doubletap.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2019 11:10 PM (t+qrx)

364 there have been instances of small children swallowing one and it being attracted to another strong magnet, tearing through the kid's belly. (OTOH, that might just be an urban legend.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

IT's TRUE

Posted by: Miklos, that Pop Rocks kid you heard about at October 09, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

365 FB ad for an Asian crab place nearby where I work:

"I baptize your thighs with these sweet potato fries"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

366 ARC, you grew up near or in Atherton?
I've read it's the actual wealthiest city of California, not Beverly Hills.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)


qdp - I live less than a mile from Atherton. I think it is the wealthiest city, but not sure. TFG and Hilldebeast both had multiple fundraisers there. I've inspected a few of the larger homes in Atherton and suffice it to say their carbon footprints are a wee bit larger than yours or mine.

That being said, I don't know if most of Atherton is affected by the blackouts. That mostly affects Woodside, which is pretty much just across the street from me, up in the hills to the west. (Atherton is to the south).

Posted by: Average Guy at October 09, 2019 11:11 PM (BaHwF)

367
360 53 ... "Gettysburg maybe?"

ALH, I don't think the top photo is Gettysburg but that was my first thought. It has that same morning light through the mist look.

Posted by: JTB at October 09, 2019 11:09 PM (bmdz3)


I'd go with Antietam myself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2019 11:11 PM (pNxlR)

368 Quint, I agree 100%. Popeyes waited WAY too long to bring back the sandwich, and now nobody cares.



It's one thing to build up hype, another to keep everyone waiting too long.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

agreed. Is it back now?

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (n13/j)

369 My mother said not to put beans in my ears...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (cg4r6)

370 Average Guy, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

371 Was watching uboob about magnet fishing... These guys in western Europe were pulling up all kinds of antiques even WWII artifacts... Pretty cool.

Posted by: Pliney at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (nzKWW)

372 Quint, it is here in SoCal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

373 Mark Steyn wrote an article about Hillary's emails a few years ago. The title was "On Her Majesty's Secret Server". I resolved at that moment to murder Mark Steyn, for the same reason that Salieri wanted to murder Mozart.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (LxTcq)

374 369 My mother said not to put beans in my ears...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (cg4r6)

And now the advice is not to put peens in your ears. How times have changed.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 11:13 PM (NWiLs)

375 Got questions about political correctness and securing the border. In the fine print at the bottom it says Republican National Committee.

And the final proof that it's legit? They are also asking for money.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:13 PM (Bshe6)

376 Oh goody. Kershaw.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2019 11:14 PM (aXucN)

377 That video of the naked chick on the saint statue was a LET DOWN!!

Posted by: Esteban at October 09, 2019 11:14 PM (mTdrr)

378 Between fast food sandwich wars and comic book movies, it's amazing anyone has time for more trivial matters.

Posted by: Miklos the Elder at October 09, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

379 I have a weird feeling about tomorrow's rally in Mpls. I feel like the aNteefa pricks are going to be out in force and the pussy mayor will do nothing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:15 PM (xUvz+)

380 If any of you morons clicked on that video that show Joan Rivers I got video of Mama Cass suggested. You might not but it was very entertaining. I'm posting from the phone so I can't post the link but go to YouTube and put in my Mama Cass it's quite interesting. Guess I'm showing my age.

Posted by: Farmer at October 09, 2019 11:15 PM (TXV5v)

381 33 Braves catcher Brian McCann announced he's retiring after 15 years. Does he have a HOF future. Stats and accomplishments are impressive.
Posted by: bane
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Short Answer: No

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 09, 2019 11:15 PM (+ldAm)

382 369
My mother said not to put beans in my ears...

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Nothing about tweezers?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 09, 2019 11:15 PM (qu+gO)

383 >>> 345 *rummages through the mail*

Oh hey I got a survey from the Republican party in the mail...

2. Which of the following best describes you?
[] A supporter of President Trump, but not the Republican Party
[] A supporter of the Republican Party, but not of President Trump The choice of cucks?
[] A supporter of BOTH President Trump and the Republican Party
[] Not a supporter of either President Trump or the Republican Party
[] Not sure
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM (Bshe6)


Whether or not you answer the survey questions, I think you should add that comment and send it back to them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2019 11:16 PM (0ReGO)

384 Before my pacemaker, I used rare earth magnets for a million things. The XO had to go around the house and remove all of them for me because they will screw up a pacemaker. Another problem with it them is that they are tiny and there have been instances of small children swallowing one and it being attracted to another strong magnet, tearing through the kid's belly. (OTOH, that might just be an urban legend.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 09, 2019 11:09 PM



"Buckyballs", q.v....

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 11:16 PM (7WaWV)

385 Last night I mentioned that Blizzard had banned a player in one of their games who had given a shout-out to the Hong Kong protests during his interview. It turns out that things were even worse than I thought. Blizzard not only banned the player, but also fired the two guys doing the livestream of the interview. That's right - Blizzard fired two employees had no way of knowing what the player was going to do.

Meanwhile, Instapundit has a link to a Twitchy article about a former Blizzard lead who's had enough of the company. Mark Kern (who's ethnic Chinese, and has lived in both Taiwan and Hong Kong) posted a lengthy thread on Twitter that focused on Blizzard's actions, and also talked about how China has apparently been buying its way into the video game market (he claims to have been removed from his own company because he turned down what was essentially a $2,000,000 bribe that would have required him to let a Chinese company exert influence on the way his own company developed its games).

At the end of his tweet thread, he mentions Epic exclusivity. For those who pay attention to video games but are unaware of what that refers to - Epic is a long-time video-game developer. Recently, they've been attempting to gain dominance in the digital distribution market for video games, competing largely with Steam (and Origin and GoG to a lesser extent). The way that Epic has done this is by paying money to game publishers for exclusive rights (for one year, which is when the sales are by far the most lucrative) to distribute their high-profile new games... frequently after the games have already heavily advertised on the current king of the market, Steam. Steam has recently responded to this by changing the wording of its legal agreement so that anyone who markets their game on Steam is prohibited (with penalties) from signing an exclusivity deal with another digital distribution platform.

Why does this matter? It matters because Epic is owned by a Chinese company named TenCent. So this very blatant and hostile market grab by Epic is essentially a way to give the Chinese the dominant distribution platform for PC games. And since the dominant platform gets a lot of eyeballs, having that position would allow the PRC some influence in what sorts of games are published.

Epic is probably best known currently as the developer of a popular game called Fortnite.


Kern also briefly mentioned his current project - an MMO called em8er. He didn't mention what it was about in his tweet thread, but a quick search revealed that it's going to be a Kaiju versus Mecha game. I figure that with a subject like that, it's at least worth a look when it gets to a later point in its development...

Posted by: junior at October 09, 2019 11:16 PM (Fp6vo)

386 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:04 PM

Sounds like they're gauging whether or not, or how much, to throw backing to Romney.

Posted by: Bert G at October 09, 2019 11:16 PM (OMsf+)

387 My mother said not to put beans in my ears...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (cg4r6)

And now the advice is not to put peens in your ears. How times have changed.
Posted by: Insomniac

Not really. Momma just had a funny accent.

Posted by: Miklos, Quadrolingualphenia at October 09, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

388 I had a friend that worked as a nanny back in the 70s. She worked for a bit for the guy that was CEO of the major manufacturer of birth control pills. Got to see the inside of his place in Atherton.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (Lqy/e)


That makes sense, since the father of the pill, Carl Djerassi, was a local dude (Stanford). Djerassi Ranch is in the Woodside hills. Don't know much about it other than it has a resident artist program, and you can see some sculptures on the ranch from I-280.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 09, 2019 11:17 PM (BaHwF)

389 Tempted to write - "Money? Gave Mittles Rombley $5. Look what it got us. You got to do better."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:17 PM (Bshe6)

390 @385

D'oh! I forgot to include the link to the Twitchy article about Mark Kern (the former Blizzard lead who blasted Blizzard's actions in banning one of its champion players over a Hong Kong statement). It's here -

https://tinyurl.com/y3pkpkmz

Posted by: junior at October 09, 2019 11:18 PM (Fp6vo)

391 Spent the day hanging out at Inyokern airport with Doc, one of the two B-29s that are flyable. Doc had been dragged off a bombing range here at China Lake and restored. Fifi, the other flyable B-29, also came from here, although I don't know whether she was on the bombing range or not.

https://tinyurl.com/y46npufu

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2019 11:18 PM (kf5Ci)

392 something makes me not think Gettysburg. Not to be geeky but the fencing looks wrong. Will we get an answer on that one?

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 11:19 PM (n13/j)

393 Which of the following best describes you?
[] A supporter of President Trump, but not the Republican Party
[] A supporter of the Republican Party, but not of President Trump The choice of cucks?
[] A supporter of BOTH President Trump and the Republican Party
[] Not a supporter of either President Trump or the Republican Party
[] Not sure

[x] What? I have a peen in my ear. I can't hear you.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 11:19 PM (ykYG2)

394 Posted by: ibguy at October 09, 2019 11:01 PM

Prayers up for Marilyn and Tom, ibguy.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 09, 2019 11:20 PM (Dhht7)

395 Another problem with it them is that they are tiny and there have been instances of small children swallowing one and it being attracted to another strong magnet, tearing through the kid's belly. (OTOH, that might just be an urban legend.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 09, 2019 11:09 PM (R5LCh)


"tearing through the kid's belly",no.

Swallowing two magnets and having them cause bowel perforations, yes

Posted by: Chuck C at October 09, 2019 11:20 PM (zCabI)

396
[ ] Tweezers up your peen
[ ] Yoko

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 11:20 PM (Eicbe)

397 Well the late 1960s so Fifi wasn't too badly messed up. Though the CAF IIRC had to get an act of Congress to get the bird since a B-29 is technically nuclear capable.

What a shame Kee Bird burned up or we might have three Superfortresses flying.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:21 PM (Bshe6)

398 Was watching uboob about magnet fishing... These
guys in western Europe were pulling up all kinds of antiques even WWII
artifacts... Pretty cool.

Posted by: Pliney at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM


About six or eight months ago I went down a rabbit hole there with metal detector videos. The really interesting ones were the Euros going over WWII battlefields and finding things like live Teller mines and Panzerfausts.

Posted by: Bert G at October 09, 2019 11:21 PM (OMsf+)

399 Money? Gave Mittles Rombley $5. Look what it got us. You got to do better."
Posted by: Anna Puma

He oughta donate his magic underpants to charity. Deduction, right?

Posted by: Slick Willy at October 09, 2019 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

400 Spent the day hanging out at Inyokern airport with Doc, one of the two B-29s that are flyable. Doc had been dragged off a bombing range here at China Lake and restored. Fifi, the other flyable B-29, also came from here, although I don't know whether she was on the bombing range or not.

https://tinyurl.com/y46npufu

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2019 11:18 PM

So jealous! My Grandfather flew 29's from 44-45. Saipan and Tinian. So sad there aren't more around. Saw Fifi a few years back. Majestic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:21 PM (xUvz+)

401 381 33 Braves catcher Brian McCann announced he's retiring after 15 years. Does he have a HOF future. Stats and accomplishments are impressive.
Posted by: bane
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Short Answer: No
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 09, 2019 11:15 PM (+ldAm)

---------------------------

Longer Answer: Yes

Even Longer Answer: Maybe

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2019 11:22 PM (CAJOC)

402 Number of US military lost in Syria today: 0

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2019 11:22 PM (ZLI7S)

403 Sell the sizzle, not the steak.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2019 11:22 PM (q1Pj5)

404 How sleep I am

I didn't get my nap today
And now my eyes are scratchy
See ya laters alligators
Down in Talahatchee

Posted by: mindful webworker - all ♥ & no &diamonds; at October 09, 2019 11:22 PM (fBape)

405 [x] What? I have a peen in my ear. I can't hear you.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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I can remove that peen. [brandishes fist-sized neodynium magnet]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:23 PM (cg4r6)

406 379 I have a weird feeling about tomorrow's rally in Mpls. I feel like the aNteefa pricks are going to be out in force and the pussy mayor will do nothing


But of course they will. They believe that we are in their turf. I say videotape everything and stay in groups. Hold hands if needed and do not allow them to separate you.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 09, 2019 11:23 PM (ZU1da)

407 The way that Epic has done this is by paying money to game publishers for exclusive rights

There was a comment (not mine, but I endorse it) on an earlier thread encouraging Ace to do a thread on China's strongarming of the videogame industry. Maybe a big rant on the TRIPEL AAYAAYYAYAY industry generally. I dunno. Ace is better at this sh!t than I am, obviously, which is why I just comment here.

The developers of Everspace, which was quite a good indie game, have a kickstarter to do a sequel. They've already promised not to go the Epic route. Too many indie devs have taken our money and then sold the game through Epic, thus screwing over Steam and GOG buyers, which is most of us.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 11:24 PM (ykYG2)

408
I fly a Peen-29 several nights a week. Wall plug in. Blackouts gonna put me in a dry spell unless I opt for the backup Archimedes Screw...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 09, 2019 11:24 PM (w3OLr)

409

I imagine a B-29 is LOUD!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 11:24 PM (aKsyK)

410 387 My mother said not to put beans in my ears...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:12 PM (cg4r6)
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This isn't just an old saying. Some children actually do put beans in their ears and have to go to the ER to get them removed. Not that I personally would know anything about that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 09, 2019 11:24 PM (sWM8x)

411 396
[ ] Tweezers up your peen
[ ] Yoko
Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 11:20 PM (Eicbe)


This could be interesting

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2019 11:25 PM (aA3+G)

412 Blackouts gonna put me in a dry spell unless I opt for the backup Archimedes Screw...

That's a fancy way to say bend over for your old man.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 11:26 PM (SchxB)

413 So what is the deal with PDT, Turkey and Syria? Various and sundry are losing their shit and I can't find any trustworthy sources on it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 11:26 PM (NWiLs)

414 Spent the day hanging out at Inyokern airport with Doc, one of the two B-29s that are flyable. Doc had been dragged off a bombing range here at China Lake and restored. Fifi, the other flyable B-29, also came from here, although I don't know whether she was on the bombing range or not.

https://tinyurl.com/y46npufu

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2019 11:18 PM (kf5Ci)


Damn, I saw an item on Insty this weekend, linking to a pic of Doc taking off from Miramar after the Miramar Air Show. I happened to be down in Vista (San Diego North County) with Average Wife last week, visiting her parents. If I had known, I would have taken my FIL to see Doc. He has Alzheimers, but his memories of service on a KB-29 during the Korean War are undiminished. I'm going to be keeping an eye on Doc's and Fifi's schedules; hopefully one of them will make it to the San Diego area while FIL still has his memories...

Posted by: Average Guy at October 09, 2019 11:26 PM (BaHwF)

415 [ ] Tweezers up your peen

[ ] Yoko
[ ] Yoko putting tweezers up your peen

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 09, 2019 11:26 PM (w3OLr)

416 Though the CAF IIRC had to get an act of Congress to get the bird since a B-29 is technically nuclear capable.

"technically"

I have long advocated that the US should provide a couple hundred rednecks with an ICBM and TEL. They done got the trucks.

And beer.

"it is better to be feared than to be loved-ain't 'at right, Joe Bob?"

Posted by: Geostrategic Miklos "Bubba" Molnar at October 09, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

417 409

I imagine a B-29 is LOUD!

it was nowhere near as loud as i was expecting. i think the c-130 that occasionally runs between here and pt. mugu is louder.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2019 11:27 PM (kf5Ci)

418 413 So what is the deal with PDT, Turkey and Syria? Various and sundry are losing their shit and I can't find any trustworthy sources on it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 11:26 PM (NWiLs)

---

Day ends in a 'y'?

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:27 PM (RU4sa)

419 saw doc and fifi flying together. the sound was hard to describe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 09, 2019 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

420 But of course they will. They believe that we are in their turf. I say videotape everything and stay in groups. Hold hands if needed and do not allow them to separate you.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 09, 2019 11:23 PM

I wish I could go. Have some friends going, it should be interesting.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:28 PM (xUvz+)

421 I think Trump knows the odds of antifa pushback are great. As long as nobody gets hurt on our side. Some great campaign footage.
And Trump is gonna melt Turkey's economy.
USA-1 Turkey-0 and as JackStraw said. No US killed.

Posted by: DBCooper at October 09, 2019 11:28 PM (bttOm)

422 Hey chavez

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:28 PM (RU4sa)

423 My 10-yr old printer (Epson Workforce 600) works just fine. Getting harder to find the ink cartridges in stores. Neither Walmart nor Target stock them anymore, but can order online. Order today and store pickup next Tuesday.
But I need to print today!
Luckily, OfficeDepotMax still carries them in-store. May have to think about a strategic ink reserve.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2019 11:28 PM (q1Pj5)

424 Doc and Fifi

https://youtu.be/ncUdqT8AxY0

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:28 PM (Bshe6)

425 Various and sundry are losing their shit

Somebody needs to mention that CAIR are big Erdogan supporters, and that Ilhan Omar has been photograpled with Erdogan.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 11:29 PM (I2/tG)

426 I'm not familiar with the San Francisco area
counties. Does that mean that the black folks in Oakland will be without
power while the white folks in San Francisco watch tv and live the good
life?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)


I suspect the high tension lines that feed Oakland are the same lines that feed SF.

But reasons that have nothing to do with intersectonality

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2019 11:29 PM (xG/b0)

427 This isn't just an old saying. Some children actually do put beans in their ears and have to go to the ER to get them removed. Not that I personally would know anything about that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
------------
The Serendipity Singers - "Beans In My Ears" 1964
http://tinyurl.com/y5va4gq9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:29 PM (cg4r6)

428 Just looked at the weather forecast. Looks like the furnace will be on this weekend.

And I was promised global warming.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2019 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

429 So what is the deal with PDT, Turkey and Syria? Various and sundry are losing their shit and I can't find any trustworthy sources on it.

Trump Opposition Disorder. Closely related to Trump Derangement Syndrome. Doesn't matter what Trump does, they have to oppose it. Even if they advocated for that very thing yesterday.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 09, 2019 11:30 PM (SchxB)

430 [ ] Tweezers up your peen
[ ] Yoko
Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 11:20 PM (Eicbe)


This could be interesting
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

"Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, NOR CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS INFLICTED"

Posted by: 8th Amendment Miklos (emphasis mine) at October 09, 2019 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

431 SMH!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 09, 2019 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

432
Okay, it's past 250 comments so I'll share my news.



Yeah, MisHum blew the surprise. I tasted myself a fucking Popeye's
Spicy Chicken sandwich, *and* a mild sandwich to boot. They FINALLY got
it back out and available again!



But here's the kicker... the journalist I work with in my office,
Brady, asked me to write a review of it. I've already done so and my
piece should run in the Westminster Herald-Journal on October 17.
(Spoiler alert: yeah I liked it, especially the spicy one. It was like
there was a party in my mouth and everyone was invited!)



Next, Brady wants me to do a blind taste test of the original
Whopper versus the new Impossible Whopper. I'm not as excited about that
but for another article, why not... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

that is cool qdpsteve. I did my own review of both a ways back. i never look back nor really know how to do it. It doesn't matter, i don't care what i posted yesterday lol. Anyway, I did the same thing you did. I had both of them when the first craze happened. They were good no doubt. I also did the Whopper vs Impossible Whopper thing. I won't say anything as not to prejudice you in any way. I will try to remember you have an article, that is really cool. I am posting less though you would not notice by today. But I hope to remember to look for your article.

Posted by: Quint at October 09, 2019 11:30 PM (n13/j)

433 Be nice to your nurse. She picks the needle size and the catheter size.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2019 11:31 PM (q1Pj5)

434
426 I'm not familiar with the San Francisco area
counties. Does that mean that the black folks in Oakland will be without
power while the white folks in San Francisco watch tv and live the good
life?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)


Alameda County is the East Bay (Oakland & Berkeley).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2019 11:31 PM (pNxlR)

435 Quint, thanks! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

436 385

D'oh! I forgot to include the link to the Twitchy article about Mark Kern (the former Blizzard lead who blasted Blizzard's actions in banning one of its champion players over a Hong Kong statement). It's here -

https://tinyurl.com/y3pkpkmz
Posted by: junior at October


Paul Sams, what say you?

Posted by: LASue at October 09, 2019 11:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

437 in support of T3h Hord3 up north, we have every light in the house on...

i'd turn on power tools, but my neighbors, other than being lieberals, are pretty decent.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 09, 2019 11:32 PM (/Dd+E)

438 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:28 PM

So cool. Thanks! Anna. Makes me think of my grandfather. He was a 29 pilot and flew after the war, never talked much about it. He never told me he had been shot down. My grandmother told me after he passed. He did some amazing things in life and was a humble man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:33 PM (xUvz+)

439 Some great campaign footage.

Ronald Reagan kicked off his 1970 reelection campaign for governor of California by touring the University of California campuses.

He knew that his presence would trigger off riots, and he knew that rioting students would help his campaign.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 11:33 PM (I2/tG)

440 The last game I bought from Blizzard was StarCraft 2. Never got into World of Warcraft as I hate online multiplayer games.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 09, 2019 11:33 PM (QD9b6)

441 [ ] Tweezers up your peen

[ ] Yoko
[ ] Yoko putting tweezers up your peen
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 09, 2019 11:26 PM (w3OLr)
---
Wait. Singing Yoko or non-singing Yoko?

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 11:33 PM (Eicbe)

442 How about them Nats!!!!
Tie game!
3-3

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 09, 2019 11:34 PM (ttbAe)

443 418 413 So what is the deal with PDT, Turkey and Syria? Various and sundry are losing their shit and I can't find any trustworthy sources on it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 11:26 PM (NWiLs)

---

Day ends in a 'y'?
Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:27 PM (RU4sa)

Heh. True enough. The current talking point appears to be that PDT essentially gave Erdogan permission to attack Kurds in Syria. This is rather difficult to believe.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

444 Turns out I don't mind Kershaw after all.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2019 11:35 PM (aXucN)

445 Luckily, OfficeDepotMax still carries them in-store. May have to think about a strategic ink reserve.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I use third party cartridges with no problem.

Odd that the right of third party companies to do ink refills went all the way to the US Supreme Court (Impression Products v. Lexmark).

Posted by: Miklos, while on the subject of the Constitution at October 09, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

446 I imagine a B-29 is LOUD!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 11:24 PM

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:35 PM (xUvz+)

447 Singing Yoko or non-singing Yoko?

Posted by: Axeman


There's a singing Yoko??!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 09, 2019 11:35 PM (qu+gO)

448 Tonight's South Park ended with Randy Marsh saying (twice, upon prompting by Towelie) "Fuck the Chinese Government!"

Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at October 09, 2019 11:35 PM (YIsx4)

449 Not really sure how a donated concert from Elton John for Hillary's campaign in 2016 is not a thing of value, despite that it raised thousands of dollars, but information is.

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2019 11:36 PM (Eicbe)

450 Turns out I don't mind Kershaw after all.
Posted by: bluebell
--------

The knife? The Raging Cajun?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:37 PM (cg4r6)

451 Anachronda-
What an awesome opportunity to see all that.
The DC-7 here at my airport attempted to leave for the Delta museum in ATL and promptly blew #3 in a giant smoky mess. Grenaded it. The R-3350 in all variants were cranky and the B-29 was rushed into service with them and all sorts of overheating issues. ie Blow up.
The Best 3350 operators were Neptune Aviation of Missoula on Fire Tankers. They operated them since the 50's. Way longer than the military did and only with 100LL Octane gas, not 115/145 and the increased Manififold pressures attendant.

Posted by: DBCooper at October 09, 2019 11:37 PM (bttOm)

452 Winter got here. In a weird way. A thunderstorm that deposited that weird Styrofoam hail.

Not expecting much here, really. It's blowing through fast. Still, kind of cool to see the temps drop so fast. makes me miss Montana.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Former Medic at October 09, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)

453 I use third party cartridges with no problem.



Odd that the right of third party companies to do ink refills went
all the way to the US Supreme Court (Impression Products v. Lexmark).

Posted by: Miklos, while on the subject of the Constitution at October 09, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

Third party cartridges on an Epson? I heard that Epsons won't work with anything but brand spanking new OEM cartridges. If the rules changed, I wonder if my printer knows about it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2019 11:38 PM (q1Pj5)

454 Turns out I don't mind Kershaw after all.
Posted by: bluebell
--------

The knife? The Raging Cajun?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

The county in South Carolina?

Posted by: Miklos, mystified at October 09, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

455 I imagine a B-29 is LOUD!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 11:24 PM

Not as bad as a B25. My Gramps flew 29's but knew a guy who was flying a 25 for the confederate air force at air shows in the early 80's. He gave us a ride. One of the best memories I will ever have, I was 11 or 12 maybe. Rode in the nose gunner spot for most of it. Louder that shit, didn't care! It was a dream.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:38 PM (xUvz+)

456 Not really sure how a donated concert from Elton John for Hillary's campaign in 2016 is not a thing of value, despite that it raised thousands of dollars, but information is.

Posted by: Axeman
---------

Dem logic is not the same as yours.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:38 PM (cg4r6)

457 isn't the russian "bear" bomber a copy of the b-29? i thought i read that somewhere.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 09, 2019 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

458 My mother told me not to put peens in my rear.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 09, 2019 11:38 PM (aKsyK)

459 It doesn't help things when one is trying to keep the R-3350s running in conditions like this photo shows

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyldokmx

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:40 PM (Bshe6)

460 So now it looks like they are going to try to change the FEC laws to make obtaining information form a foreign source "a thing of value." to get Trump on campaign violations.


Holy shit, I cannot believe what I am witnessing, this is soviet shit right out in the open.

They are going to revers engineer a crime in broad daylight.

I seriously do not know how we recover from what the Democrats are doing to this country.

They are ripping it apart, AGAIN!

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 09, 2019 11:40 PM (FOYQv)

461 Dem logic is not the same as yours.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Or math!

Which is like, what exactly?

Posted by: A O C, former tendress of bar at October 09, 2019 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

462 Just looked at the weather forecast. Looks like the furnace will be on this weekend.



And I was promised global warming.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2019 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

I'm still paying for A/C. When's the sweet spot where I save on electricity?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 09, 2019 11:41 PM (NMAzL)

463 Plus 1 to the fact that the ONT is quality Everytime.
Ron and Ettes forever.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 09, 2019 11:41 PM (ttbAe)

464 Snow here on Saturday. Thanks a lot Greta Thunderborg! I hope you get frostbite you little shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:42 PM (xUvz+)

465 457
isn't the russian "bear" bomber a copy of the b-29? i thought i read that somewhere.

the tu-4 was a clone of the b-29. wikipedia says that eventually got scaled up to the tu-85,


the tu-95 bear is another beast entirely.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 09, 2019 11:42 PM (kf5Ci)

466 my mama said, to get things done
you don't put your peen where ladies drop dung

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 11:43 PM (ykYG2)

467 I imagine a B-29 is LOUD!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 11:24 PM

My grandpa built 29s during the war (was also a draftsman and a machinist). He loved that plane. He helped build the Enola Gay.

Of course his favorite story for me was when one of his roosters would chase me around the yard when I was little. Guys like him didn't boast. Just a job they did.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Former Medic at October 09, 2019 11:43 PM (x8Wzq)

468 going from the high sixties, to forty degrees friday. with rain or whatever. first frost sometime friday morning.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 09, 2019 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

469 Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 09, 2019 11:40 PM (FOYQv)

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Some theologians think that the US doesn't figure in end-time prophecy because its influence had been pretty much eradicated by this time.

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:43 PM (RU4sa)

470 Posted by: HillbillyKing

Hail HillbillyKing!


*grabs the closest booze and another Dixie cup*

Posted by: Miklos, hail and well met at October 09, 2019 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

471 Jmel at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (OeWgo)


My brother gave me that book years ago. I started it and for some reason put it aside. Must go back and read it.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 09, 2019 11:44 PM (u5LFV)

472 418 I'm with you Insomniac and SMH.

I don't understand what the kerfuffle is about. The the Kurds we're told the Turks wanted to invade Syria and create a 20 mile safe Zone. So when Trump acquiesced for whatever f****** reason why didn't they just get the hell out of the way? It's a limited incursion it's not like genocide, at least the way it's been told in the media. Who knows where the truth lies.

Posted by: Farmer at October 09, 2019 11:44 PM (TXV5v)

473
I'm still paying for A/C. When's the sweet spot where I save on electricity?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


When you choose the Amish lifestyle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 11:44 PM (aKsyK)

474 my mama said, to get things done
you don't put your peen where ladies drop dung
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 09, 2019 11:43 PM (ykYG2)

why did they put the playground so close to the waste treatment facility????

Why???

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Former Medic at October 09, 2019 11:44 PM (x8Wzq)

475 The noise on the B-25 increased quite a bit when NAA switched from the traditional collector ring with one exhaust pipe on each engine to each cylinder having its own exhaust stack. This change occurred during the C/D production run and would remain until the last J model was built.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:44 PM (Bshe6)

476 isn't the russian "bear" bomber a copy of the b-29? i thought i read that somewhere.

The TU-4 was an exact copy of the B-29, reverse engineering a couple of B-29's that crashed in the Soviet Far East during the war.

The TU-95 "Bear" is the ultimate development of turboprop technology - it has incredible range, and it is incredibly noisy. Bear crews tend to suffer permanent hearing loss.

Amusingly, even though "Bear" is the NATO codename for the plane, the Russians have picked up on it too, and call it the "Medved" (Bear).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 11:45 PM (I2/tG)

477 465; thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 09, 2019 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

478 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:44 PM

So cool you know that! Many 25 crews were deaf as a post.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:46 PM (xUvz+)

479 Russia didn't copy "just the airframe" from those "interred" B-29s.

They reverse-engineered every system on the plane. Remote turrets, fire control systems, the latest in Norden bombsights.

And most significantly, the Boeing cabin pressurization regulator system.

That alone moved their high-altitude development, quite literally "into the jet age".

Conversely, it's said that when Japan ordered her engineers to reverse-engineer the B-29 from crashed artifacts, that they reported back to their superiors, that the science and engineering was years ahead of the best that Japan had to offer.

Meaning, they knew how it worked, but had no idea of how to make the parts, and make them work as a whole.

The Russian tale is in a lot of the literature. I'd need Anna Puma to chase down the veracity of the Japanese legend.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2019 11:46 PM (QzJWU)

480 Thanks for the compliment after 32 years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

I've been teaching a tFiat Music school since 1972. My boss has shown great appreciation. Am I blessed or what?!?

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 09, 2019 11:47 PM (u5LFV)

481 my mama said, to get things done
you don't put your peen where ladies drop dung
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

I don't think my mama has used the term "dung" even once in her life.

She grew up on a farm. They don't say "dung" (really).

Posted by: Miklos, liking good Olde English (including 800) e at October 09, 2019 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

482 The Soviets ended up with three B-29s that landed when the USSR was still neutral.

One of the stories that is told of their reverse engineering efforts relates to their desire to exactly copy every bit of Boeing's war winner. One of the interred B-29s, fuzzy here, had a natural metal crew tunnel over the bomb bays where the other two were still painted green there. So the Soviets compromised and only painted half the tunnel green in their copies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:48 PM (Bshe6)

483 I remember my Grandfather telling me that the runway on Saipan was notoriously short when they first got there. A lot of guys went into the drink in their B29's. They were at max weight to get to their targets and back so They would keep the cowl flaps closed with FMP until the temp was redlined to keep the drag down. Then slowly open them as they gained altitude.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:50 PM (xUvz+)

484 > Was watching uboob about magnet fishing... These guys in western Europe were pulling up all kinds of antiques even WWII artifacts... Pretty cool.

No kidding. My gyno pulled a 427 Chevy big block with Rockcrusher transmission out of my cooch using one of those.

I'd been sticking it in there as a vibrator, and the damned drive shaft snapped off and left it in.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 09, 2019 11:50 PM (w4F3y)

485 They reverse-engineered every system on the plane. Remote turrets, fire control systems, the latest in Norden bombsights.

The story is that the Russian engineers were told to make an exact copy of the B-29, so were they supposed to put white stars on the wings?

This was kicked up to Beria, who was too scared to make a decision on his own, so he asked Stalin, in the form of a joke. Stalin said they could put red stars on the plane.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 09, 2019 11:51 PM (I2/tG)

486 I'm still paying for A/C. When's the sweet spot where I save on electricity?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

When you choose the Amish lifestyle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Miley is nobility.

She will have to walk everywhere, with Publius following behind with two halves of a coconut.

Posted by: Miklos, as is right and proper at October 09, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

487 Plus 1 to the fact that the ONT is quality Everytime.

Ron and Ettes forever.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 09, 2019 11:41 PM (ttbAe)

HillbillyKing! Long time no see! How are you?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 09, 2019 11:52 PM (NMAzL)

488 The Japanese were stymied by the remote control belly turret technology from their captured B-17E. Before the war they had bought the DC-4E. And when building their own heavy bomber, Peggy, technology they learned from both American planes was incorporated.

Not sure if the Japanese ever got the full dope on the Superfortress. The Russians had a leg up in that matter, they had three intact planes to study instead of wreckage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:52 PM (Bshe6)

489 I read that when teh rooskies copied the AIM-120 missile (creating the R-77 Vympel "Amramski") they even went to the trouble of stamping the parts with the original part markings...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 09, 2019 11:52 PM (7WaWV)

490
I'm still paying for A/C. When's the sweet spot where I save on electricity?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 09, 2019 11:41 PM (NMAzL)


{{{Miley}}}

We only got about a week of open windows here...

Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2019 11:53 PM (TdMsT)

491 Talking about 29's makes me miss my gramps. Greatest man I have ever known. Well. I am off to the rack. Good night all!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 09, 2019 11:53 PM (xUvz+)

492 anna, ever attend air venture in oshkosh,wi.? it is heaven for an enthusiast.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 09, 2019 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

493 night, minnfidel.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 09, 2019 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

494 @470....

Cheers M!!!!

Glad to to see some of my favorite folks are still.....

Well,.....FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 09, 2019 11:55 PM (ttbAe)

495 She will have to walk everywhere, with Publius following behind with two halves of a coconut.

Posted by: Miklos, as is right and proper at October 09, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

My coconut bra, you mean? Because he really really wants me to have one.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 09, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)

496 A bit of World War II trivia, why does this B-29 have four camels painted on the nose with its mission tally?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yydkpnor

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:56 PM (Bshe6)

497 My coconut bra, you mean? Because he really really wants me to have one.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 09, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)

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I wouldn't.

Not comfortable in the slightest.

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:56 PM (RU4sa)

498 My mother said not to put paeans in my ears.

Muldoon could give us a medical code.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:57 PM (cg4r6)

499 Glad to to see some of my favorite folks are still.....



Well,.....FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 09, 2019 11:55 PM (ttbAe)

As are you, HBK
Cheers, Miklos!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 09, 2019 11:57 PM (NMAzL)

500 Better to be that tart in the lake giving out swords than wearing a coconut bra.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2019 11:57 PM (Bshe6)

501 hey even went to the trouble of stamping the parts with the original part markings...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

I was told that the Soviets bought auto body stamping plates that Ford considered scrap metal, but used them to produce car bodies. I can't identify the Soviet car model, though.

Posted by: Miklos, former Trabi pilot at October 09, 2019 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

502
I read that when teh rooskies copied the AIM-120 missile (creating the R-77 Vympel "Amramski") they even went to the trouble of stamping the parts with the original part markings...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


Kilroy was here

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2019 11:58 PM (aKsyK)

503 A bit of World War II trivia, why does this B-29 have four camels painted on the nose with its mission tally?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yydkpnor
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Runway collision?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2019 11:58 PM (cg4r6)

504 Re, Soviet reverse engineering. Someone checked on the latest and greatest Russian CPU, they even engineered the smiley face the US designer had stuffed in as a joke.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 09, 2019 11:58 PM (qu+gO)

505 I wouldn't.



Not comfortable in the slightest.

Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2019 11:56 PM (RU4sa)

As luck would have it, they don't make coconuts in my size.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 09, 2019 11:58 PM (NMAzL)

506 359 rare earth magnets...there have been instances of small children swallowing one and it being attracted to another strong magnet, tearing through the kid's belly. (OTOH, that might just be an urban legend.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
I heard about that as well. How is that cows are given magnets to eat to remove wires and whatnot? It seems that would cause the same issue.

Posted by: Downcast at October 09, 2019 11:58 PM (vyBvE)

507 Thanks all for the prayers!!

G'night!

Posted by: ibguy at October 09, 2019 11:59 PM (EHVbt)

508 I've been lurking.....

El S and the All Stars are the only sane space online...but, life doing life things etc take my participation time.

It's just so fuckin refreshing on multiple levels that a community like AOS is so consistently steadfast.

A testament to those that are a part of it.

Y'all are the Best.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 09, 2019 11:59 PM (ttbAe)

509 And it wasn't even one of those kinds of statues that's showing its junk.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at October 09, 2019 11:59 PM (LLrNN)

510 niters, ibguy

Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (RU4sa)

511 A bit of World War II trivia, why does this B-29 have four camels painted on the nose with its mission tally?


If it has something to do with the "virgin" in the plane's name I'm not sure I want to know.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (gd9RK)

512

I was told that the Soviets bought auto body stamping plates that Ford considered scrap metal...
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Пинто?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (cg4r6)

513 I've been searching for the Russian "amraamsky" and it may not be the Vympel R-77 I'm thinking of...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (7WaWV)

514 Mike, uh nope...

This means this B-29 is one of the China based Superfortresses.

Each camel represents a mission over the Hump carrying supplies like fuel into China.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (Bshe6)

515 @457 isn't the russian "bear" bomber a copy of the b-29? i thought i read that somewhere.

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I think the Bear was more recent.

But one of them was. Three B-29s landed in the USSR, and were interned there (the Soviet Union wasn't at war with Japan yet). The Soviets didn't have anything like the Superfortress (they didn't even really have a heavy bomber), so they put together a program to copy the design. And they did that, right down to the armor patch that one of the bombers had in place.

It was a pretty note worthy endeavor, particularly since the bombers apparently used parts measured in inches and feet, and the pre-existing Soviet factory tools were all designed to work in metric. They apparently had to make a completely new set of tools using English measurements to get the work done.

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (Fp6vo)

516 401 381 33 Braves catcher Brian McCann announced he's retiring after 15 years. Does he have a HOF future. Stats and accomplishments are impressive.
Posted by: bane
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Short Answer: No
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

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Longer Answer: Yes

Even Longer Answer: Maybe
Posted by:

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Hmmm, Career .260 hitter with 1,590RBIs and 282 HRs who had a mediocre arm at best.. nice player sure but he will never be in the Hall.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (+ldAm)

517 Camels...hump. Didn't they call flying over the Himalayas , flying the hump....dumb guess. That's all I got.

Posted by: Pliney at October 10, 2019 12:01 AM (nzKWW)

518 I got the Pinto joke, Hammer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 10, 2019 12:02 AM (gd9RK)

519 My coconut bra, you mean? Because he really really wants me to have one.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Bit of a Professor, is he?

"backyard tinkerer" eh?

Posted by: Miklos, now it's Ginger v Mary Ann v Miley at October 10, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

520
Can't wait until Indian Point shuts down to see where 25% of NYC's power will come from.

Or if National Grid can meet their contractual obligations for NG supply this winter.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 10, 2019 12:02 AM (KATBx)

521
You put de bood in de coconut....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2019 12:02 AM (f1Vqw)

522 I got the Pinto joke, Hammer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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It was kind of a bomb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2019 12:03 AM (cg4r6)

523 Evening, ONT'ers. Made it home to stately Peon Manor in Alberta. The highway from Helena to Great Falls was snowy and sloppy. but from Great Falls north, bare and dry. Even got a little sunshine. But it's damn cold, 15F here in my yard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2019 12:04 AM (khqxN)

524
It was a pretty note worthy endeavor,
particularly since the bombers apparently used parts measured in inches
and feet, and the pre-existing Soviet factory tools were all designed to
work in metric. They apparently had to make a completely new set of
tools using English measurements to get the work done.

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (Fp6vo)


Similar issues when White Sands was retro-engineering the V-2. Even with von Braun et al they had troubles. One of them was that the German stuff was metric and the tools they had were inch.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2019 12:04 AM (xG/b0)

525
As luck would have it, they don't make coconuts in my size.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 09, 2019 11:58 PM (NMAzL)


Braggart!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 10, 2019 12:04 AM (TdMsT)

526 Пинто?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

Ha!

But nyet. I think it was in the 50s.

Posted by: Miklos, unclear, but Everclear at October 10, 2019 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

527
The TU-4 was an exact copy of the B-29, reverse engineering a couple of B-29's that crashed in the Soviet Far East during the war.

I often troll Lefties and Putin-bots by saying the Soviet Union didn't produce anything they didn't copy or steal from the West.

A character in a Charles McCarry novel says that all the effort that the Soviets put into industrial espionage was a waste that would have been better spent on native innovation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2019 12:04 AM (7rVsF)

528 Alrighty folks. Time to hit the rack.

*lays in bed at attention as taps plays over the Bose Sound speaker*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 10, 2019 12:05 AM (+ldAm)

529 Hello back at SMN & Hillbillyking!


HbK. Two great Texas opportunities for you.


* Tx Mo Meet, 18 & 19 October. Corsicana.

* Lone Star Rally. 1st wknd November. Galveston.


I'd suggest the Mo Meet. Because Gunz.

Lone Star Rally will have MORE guns, cause 350,000 bikers adds up to LOT of CCW.

But at the MoMeet, we get to CHOOT the guns!

Bonus: Moron Horde

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 12:05 AM (QzJWU)

530 Does HillbillyKing still have some of the Special?

One hopes.

Posted by: Miklos, with a whole sleeve of Dixie cups over here at October 10, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

531 Now.....a fuckin Whitesnake song plays in the background.....heh, you know which one...

Watched the Cubs Winning World Series with y'all...

And here we go again with more do or die baseball...

And B-29 facts.....and preens/peens....not to sure about that stuff, ha....

Mis, Jim, Blanc, The Duchess, et ALL.....non stop AWESOME.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 10, 2019 12:06 AM (ttbAe)

532 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2019 12:04 AM (khqxN)

Brrrrrrrr

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 10, 2019 12:06 AM (aA3+G)

533 532; MH, yours is coming. Soon, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 10, 2019 12:08 AM (KP5rU)

534

If we copy UFO technology from crashed saucers will there be extraneous stuff included as well?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

535 @479
Conversely, it's said that when Japan ordered her engineers to reverse-engineer the B-29 from crashed artifacts, that they reported back to their superiors, that the science and engineering was years ahead of the best that Japan had to offer.

Meaning, they knew how it worked, but had no idea of how to make the parts, and make them work as a whole.

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I'm guessing that machining the parts was one of the big problems. I've read up on Romania in World War 2. And the engineers there had a lot of good ideas that would have boosted Romania's armed forces quite a bit during the war. The problem was that the ideas in question required modern (at the time) equipment. And to get that equipment, they needed certain machined tools. And those machined tools had to be crafted by slightly lower quality machined tools, that had to be crafted by slightly lower quality machined tools, etc...

Romania, being largely a peasant country up through that time, just didn't have the industrial base to even *start* doing that sort of stuff. When they were able to get the necessary equipment before the war broke out, they made a good-quality fighter. But after the start of the war, when components became hard to get, they couldn't get the precision parts they needed, and quickly fell behind everyone else.

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:08 AM (Fp6vo)

536 all the effort that the Soviets put into industrial espionage was a waste that would have been better spent on native innovation.

Not always.

Posted by: The Soviet Atomic Bomb, August 29, 1949 at October 10, 2019 12:08 AM (I2/tG)

537 One out, bottom of the 9th....

Now One on....One out.

Playoff baseball.

Fuckin A!

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 10, 2019 12:09 AM (ttbAe)

538 Definite Terry and the Pirates fan with this B-29 nose art

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6au5bmh

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2019 12:09 AM (Bshe6)

539 > (OTOH, that might just be an urban legend.)

I'm pretty sure there was at least one actual case. A toddler got hold of one of those sets of rare earth magnets sold as toys and swallowed a bunch of them.

Two got on opposite sides of a loop of intestine and pinched the loop together so hard that it went gangrenous in the spot pinched between the magnets. I don't think the kid actually died, but it was pretty serious nonetheless.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2019 12:09 AM (w4F3y)

540
Just like MBA assholes think the only way to grow a company is to acquire another company's assets, then fire everyone in the acquired company (this happens a lot in pharma). Because they're MBA assholes, they haven't got a clue about how to invest organic growth and foster innovation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2019 12:09 AM (7rVsF)

541 Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 10, 2019 12:08 AM (KP5rU)

We had frost Monday morning

Rain &a snow mix forecasted Friday - next Wednesday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 10, 2019 12:10 AM (aA3+G)

542 Miley we here in Northern Illinois have still not turned on or heat this is a good deal. We try to adhere to not turn it on before October 1st and I don't think we've violated that but maybe once or twice. So this year we haven't had the heat on and I think it might be Friday before we really need it.
Be well and I'm glad your garden garden turned out as well as it did.

Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2019 12:10 AM (TXV5v)

543 Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2019 12:04 AM (khqxN)

The home safe is great news; the 15F is ... a case for hot chocolate.

Posted by: Adriane the Perfect Country Western Song Critic ... at October 10, 2019 12:10 AM (LPnfS)

544 If we copy UFO technology from crashed saucers will there be extraneous stuff included as well?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Alien sexbots are not only stranger than we imagine; they are way kinkier than we can imagine.

Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing at October 10, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

545 Bit of a Professor, is he?



"backyard tinkerer" eh?

Posted by: Miklos, now it's Ginger v Mary Ann v Miley at October 10, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

He's got a fancy shop to tinker in, no shade-tree tinkerer!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:11 AM (NMAzL)

546
No, don't hit the rack, squeeze it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2019 12:11 AM (f1Vqw)

547 544 If we copy UFO technology from crashed saucers will there be extraneous stuff included as well?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Alien sexbots are not only stranger than we imagine; they are way kinkier than we can imagine.
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing at October 10, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

Go on...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 10, 2019 12:11 AM (xJa6I)

548 "ASS"

I've heard good things about that movie. It's supposed to sweep the Academy Awards this year!

Posted by: Matt_SE at October 10, 2019 12:12 AM (+WSKI)

549 If we copy UFO technology from crashed saucers will there be extraneous stuff included as well?

You mean anal probes, don't you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:12 AM (SchxB)

550 Anachondra- You can see from that early 3350 pic you posted why they had cooling issues. They opened up the baffling around the cylinders for more airflow on later ones. Guys in the field were doing it with tin snips and what-not opening them up from examining heat-stress signatures inside the cylinders.. Taking off on those Pacific Islands gave them max Sea-level performance but it was also hot ambient. They were a bitch to chance a cylinder on so that's why they came up with the QEC package on an engine mount. Just quickly change the whole damn engine.

Posted by: DBCooper at October 10, 2019 12:12 AM (bttOm)

551 @527 A character in a Charles McCarry novel says that all the effort that the Soviets put into industrial espionage was a waste that would have been better spent on native innovation.

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If anything, China's even worse.

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:12 AM (Fp6vo)

552 Well that explains the Japanese sex robot museum ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2019 12:12 AM (Bshe6)

553 Braggart!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 10, 2019 12:04 AM (TdMsT)

Meh, it's like carrying around toys for someone else to play with!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:12 AM (NMAzL)

554 Nats and Dodgers going to extra innings.

Posted by: JTB at October 10, 2019 12:15 AM (bmdz3)

555 Posted by: junior

The technique for deep drilling, which is essentially still used, was invented by a Romanian engineer. But war, communism...his family has been suing over patent rights for many years, with limited success.

So there were capable people in places like Romania too.

Oh---Six Sigma was also largely created by a Romanian guy. Who came to hate what it became.

Posted by: Miklos, addending at October 10, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

556 Those Japanese guys are gonna fap themselves out of existence. They better get busy with the baby making. Forget the robots, geez.

Posted by: Pliney at October 10, 2019 12:16 AM (nzKWW)

557 In case anybody was wondering...


ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code T19.0XXA
Foreign body in urethra, initial encounter

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 12:16 AM (mvenn)

558 And even there is supposed to be no math here, I ran across this code. Must be for people with a smart urinary tract.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code N21.1
Calculus in urethra

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 12:17 AM (mvenn)

559 Miley we here in Northern Illinois have still not
turned on or heat this is a good deal. We try to adhere to not turn it
on before October 1st and I don't think we've violated that but maybe
once or twice. So this year we haven't had the heat on and I think it
might be Friday before we really need it.

Be well and I'm glad your garden garden turned out as well as it did.

Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2019 12:10 AM (TXV5v)

Good deal, Farmer! I'm not familiar enough with temps here yet, so I don't know what to expect as the "norm." But we'll have gas logs in the fireplace, and they sure are cozy, even if it doesn't drop below freezing all that often.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:17 AM (NMAzL)

560 I've loved Jackson Browne as a high school girl, granted he can be depressing in most of his songs but HS girls go with that. However now that I'm 39, I saw him in concert last year and he is just AWFUL. A self absorbed ahole with no stage presence and at one point, he just pulled a tissue out and started blowing his nose.
Fuck! We left at intermission.
Say what you want about Springsteen but that man brings it.

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 12:17 AM (RiTnx)

561 Want to gawk or just go EWWWWW or be otherwise informed?

Search Amazon for sounds and sounding and you will be amazed at the number, types and inventiveness of some items FOR SALE!!!!!!!

I have been having trouble that men of a certain age get with their plumbing and ran across this category.

They have legitimate uses as in gradually expanding the urethra so as to facility urine flow.

However some of the stuff is just plain weird.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 10, 2019 12:17 AM (cxIsI)

562 @555 So there were capable people in places like Romania too.

------------------

Sorry - I thought I made that clear. The problem that Romania had during the war wasn't that it didn't have smart engineers and scientists. The problem that the country had was that it didn't have tools that were of high enough quality to actually make the things that its engineers and scientists came up with.

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:18 AM (Fp6vo)

563 Oh, and Farmer - we're still harvesting okra and tomatoes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL)

564 490 Miley and Lady l
We're in the same spot in Northern Illinois today was the first day I could open the windows since spring. We really have become pussies the temperature inside our ancestors would be ashamed. Heck families used to sleep out on the front lawn when it was too hot in the house.

Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2019 12:18 AM (TXV5v)

565 The ol' HBK always keeps The Special Reserve for the VIPS...M.

I am what I am. ;-)

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 10, 2019 12:18 AM (ttbAe)

566 Calculus in urethra


Your jokes are becoming derivative.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 10, 2019 12:19 AM (gd9RK)

567 Peloton is talking about delivering happiness and
connecting people," "No: You sell exercise equipment." "Scott Galloway,
a marketing professor at New York University"



But in the one and only marketing course I've taken in my life, the
professor taught us the exact opposite of that. You are marketing an
image, a feeling, not a product or service. You are creating a need by
planting a desire. If Galloway is right, then who needs marketers at
all; any damn fool can write ad copy that says "We make exercise
equipment."

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 09, 2019 10:49 PM (mk9aG)

there are no products, never believe that. There is only sex, that is the only thing you are selling, sex.

Posted by: Robert California paraphraser. at October 10, 2019 12:19 AM (n13/j)

568 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code N21.1

Calculus in urethra

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 12:17 AM (mvenn)

What's the code for algebra in the bum?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:20 AM (NMAzL)

569 Oyasumi

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2019 12:20 AM (Bshe6)

570
Differential geometry in the urethra, now that would be impressive.

Posted by: B. Riemann at October 10, 2019 12:20 AM (f1Vqw)

571
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code N21.1
Calculus in urethra
Posted by: Muldoon

Cool.

An tips for my Trig exam tomorrow?

Posted by: 11th grade Miklos at October 10, 2019 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

572 > But it's damn cold, 15F here in my yard.

A station on the Dalton Highway hit 0 F the other day. First zero reading of the winter, but sadly will not be the last.

8 inches of snow on the ground north of Talkeetna. Here in Los Anchorage, we've just had a couple of hard frosts (enough to kill grass and plants) but no real cold weather or snow yet.

This is the time of year when those of us who live in the northlands start to question that decision.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2019 12:20 AM (w4F3y)

573 Amazing. Lots of picture of Turkey crossing into Syria.

Lots of oh my god they killed civilians.

Yet for the last 20 years? no Pictures of Afghanistan, or Iraq, or Syria, or Lebanon, or any African country we have been bombing.

its almost like the media has an agenda.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 10, 2019 12:21 AM (NgKpN)

574 Each camel represents a mission over the Hump carrying supplies like fuel into China.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2019 12:00 AM (Bshe6)


I was going to say they lost 4 crewmen, each of whom enjoyed Camel cigarettes ...

Posted by: Adriane the Perfect Country Western Song Critic ... at October 10, 2019 12:21 AM (LPnfS)

575 > An tips for my Trig exam tomorrow?

The wages of sin is death. Always use cos or tan when calculating wages.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2019 12:21 AM (w4F3y)

576 Fuck 6 Sigma and Execute to Win, SMS and all the other corp bullshit.
I've continually smoked big Corps. in contracts for years and I don't even have an HR dept. I have an SMS because I'm required but why tie up 20% of your company in BS.

Posted by: DBCooper at October 10, 2019 12:22 AM (bttOm)

577 Say what you want about Springsteen but that man brings it.

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 12:17 AM (RiTnx)

as long as you are not Republican. Give me CDB over the boss.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:22 AM (n13/j)

578 Calculus in urethra


Your jokes are becoming derivative.



Ugh, math puns.


Figures.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:22 AM (SchxB)

579
Two tweezers emerged from my inflamed urethra
And sorry I could not fondle both
And be one pervert, rapidly I stroked
And stared down Ol' One Eye as long as I could
'Til it spit at me (and it wasn't mayonnaise).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 10, 2019 12:23 AM (pNxlR)

580
Figures don't pun, but punners figure.

Posted by: B. Riemann at October 10, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

581 Howie! Grand slam!

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2019 12:23 AM (aXucN)

582 The problem that the country had was that it didn't have tools that were of high enough quality to actually make the things that its engineers and scientists came up with.
Posted by: junior

Oh, that was clear. Good Greif (heh), the Germans couldn't produce enough good engines for aircraft, tanks, etc.

BMW, baby.

Posted by: Miklos, current fahrfignugener at October 10, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

583
Urethra Franklin's rendition of "Pink Cadillac" is an especial favorite of mine.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 10, 2019 12:24 AM (pNxlR)

584 Ugh, math puns.

Figures.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:22 AM (SchxB)


You just had to add on, didn't you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Perfect Country Western Song Critic ... at October 10, 2019 12:24 AM (LPnfS)

585
"I replied, knowing that I was probably writing my own death warrant, that the Soviet intelligence apparatus had spent trillions since 1917 to steal inventions from the West. Had we devoted the same sums to research and development, I said, we might have a modern state capable of doing its own science instead of one that stole and lied about everything to hide its weakness. A state that sought to steal everything rather than go to the trouble of making it itself would surely fall in the end because by its every act of espionage it conceded the superiority of its enemies - correctly, because such a state had no intellectual or moral core and therefore no reason to exist." - Charles McCarry, Lucky Bastard

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2019 12:24 AM (7rVsF)

586 The Dodgers are doing their best to throw the game away...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 10, 2019 12:24 AM (iB1oa)

587 later all. be well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 10, 2019 12:25 AM (KP5rU)

588 HOLY SHIT!!! The Nats just got a grand slam to take a 4 run lead in the 10th.

I'm getting too old for this stuff. But happy!

Posted by: JTB at October 10, 2019 12:26 AM (bmdz3)

589 I haven't read up much on Romanian history. I read a little. It looked like during WW1, the Austro-Hungarian Empire had conquered Romania, or as good as. But then Austria lost the war elsewhere, and collapsed.

Budapest got taken over by Bela Kun, a squalid commie tyrant, who then set about to the murdering and stealing. The (recently-conquered) Romanian parts of Austria un-conquered themselves and marched toward Budapest. After Kun got what he deserved, there was a tiny "Hungary" and a large "Romania", with the Romanian part in control of very many ethnic Hungarians.

Which led to Hungary getting, well, hungry for all the territory it had lost. Ripe for the Axis.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 10, 2019 12:26 AM (ykYG2)

590 WOW......have I ever mentioned how much I dislike the Dodgers: )

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 10, 2019 12:26 AM (/UQ/R)

591 You just had to add on, didn't you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Perfect Country Western Song Critic ... at October 10, 2019 12:24 AM (LPnfS)

Don't be divisive.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)

592 The rare Earth magnets that I ordered once had a big warning label on them in the package.

"These magnets have 80?+ lbs of magnetic connectivity....and if your fingers get caught between them you may suffer serious injury or permanent disfigurement"......or something to that effect.

I used them to test jewelry being pawned....to see if it was legit or not.

But the best trick was to put one in a pants pocket and stick a framing hammer, pliers, screwdrivers, nails, etc to the outside of the pants and walk around with them stuck there.

The WTF looks we're priceless....

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 10, 2019 12:27 AM (ttbAe)

593 Amazing. Lots of picture of Turkey crossing into Syria.



Lots of oh my god they killed civilians.



Yet for the last 20 years? no Pictures of Afghanistan, or Iraq, or
Syria, or Lebanon, or any African country we have been bombing.



its almost like the media has an agenda.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 10, 2019 12:21 AM (NgKpN)

they do, and if obama abandoned the Kurds like he did Iraq and Syria in toto, you would never hear a word. These childish people need to be called out and in a way better than we have to date. But still, protect law abiding, non terrorist, allied Kurds. There has to be a way to do it. I don't care if we bring them all here at this point. i don't care if we bring them to Israel. I don't care if we tell Erdogan we are going to light up his palaces. But there has to be a way to protect good friends. We are capable of that. And I am not buying that that means continuous war. It means not abandoning allies and doing the best we can. WE can solve this. F Erdogan. ANd i am not blaming TRump. i think they are figuring it out.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:27 AM (n13/j)

594 Hi Miley! How be you?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 10, 2019 12:27 AM (/UQ/R)

595
Don't be divisive.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)


I want to cosine this comment!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2019 12:28 AM (7rVsF)

596 I saw Urethra Tweezers open for the Vomit Pigs at the Werehaus in '82.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2019 12:28 AM (w4F3y)

597

Now you're all going off on this tangent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2019 12:28 AM (f1Vqw)

598
Heck families used to sleep out on the front lawn when it was too hot in the house.
Posted by: Farmer


Some houses had a "sleeping porch."
My grandmother's house had one on the second floor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2019 12:28 AM (aKsyK)

599 Hi WDS! I'm fine, how are you?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:30 AM (NMAzL)

600 Now you're all going off on this tangent.

We always do. Which, really, is the root of the problem.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:30 AM (SchxB)

601
Budapest got taken over by Bela Kun, a squalid commie tyrant, who then set about to the murdering and stealing.

When Horthy took over, Kun fled to Moscow and was shot in 1938 in the purges. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2019 12:30 AM (7rVsF)

602 @577
Yes. Saw CDB at GOO last year and they're amazing. But. If I had to go with a leftist for a concert, Bruce kicks JBs ass. At least he is there for the audience and not his self absorbed self.

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 12:30 AM (RiTnx)

603 no man should even know he has a urethra until there is a real issue a doctor needs to help with.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:30 AM (n13/j)

604 >> Which, really, is the root of the problem.

If only we could square that circle....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2019 12:31 AM (f1Vqw)

605 But still, protect law abiding, non terrorist,
allied Kurds. There has to be a way to do it. I don't care if we bring
them all here at this point. i don't care if we bring them to Israel. I
don't care if we tell Erdogan we are going to light up his palaces. But
there has to be a way to protect good friends. We are capable of that.
And I am not buying that that means continuous war. It means not
abandoning allies and doing the best we can. WE can solve this. F
Erdogan. ANd i am not blaming TRump. i think they are figuring it out.


Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:27 AM (n13/j)

I don't think the Kurds are interested in abandoning their land. And brutal honesty demands that we understand that the Turks and Kurds have been going at it for centuries. I am not willing to spend blood and treasure on that losing battle.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)

606 If only we could square that circle....

I wish we could, but the problem seems to be growing exponentially.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:32 AM (SchxB)

607 There is a fish in the amazon that will sense urine in the water and swim right up the urethra...

Posted by: Pliney at October 10, 2019 12:32 AM (nzKWW)

Posted by: bryce harper at October 10, 2019 12:33 AM (ransv)

609
If only we could square that circle....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2019 12:31 AM (f1Vqw)


A distant chord...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2019 12:33 AM (7rVsF)

610
@577

Yes. Saw CDB at GOO last year and they're amazing. But. If I had to
go with a leftist for a concert, Bruce kicks JBs ass. At least he is
there for the audience and not his self absorbed self.

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 12:30 AM (RiTnx)

what is Goo? And who is JB? My CDB has a guy named Charlie. Maybe we are talking two differn't bands.

i get people from NJ love them some Bruce. But they guy hated freaking Christie. He embarrassed a milquetoast Republican fan. No way that guy is cool. That is jmo.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:33 AM (n13/j)

611
"He would have finished him off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. It's a pity I've run out of bullets, he thought."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 10, 2019 12:34 AM (pNxlR)

612 I don't think the Kurds are interested in abandoning their land. And brutal honesty demands that we understand that the Turks and Kurds have been going at it for centuries. I am not willing to spend blood and treasure on that losing battle.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)

---

This^

Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2019 12:34 AM (RU4sa)

613
The permutations are endless.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2019 12:35 AM (f1Vqw)

614 Ugh, math puns.

Figures.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:22 AM (SchxB)

You just had to add on, didn't you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Perfect Country

Always going for the lowest common denominator.

Posted by: Miklos, in a math-free zone safe space at October 10, 2019 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

615 There is a fish in the amazon that will sense urine in the water and swim right up the urethra...

The dreaded candiru. Learned about it on an ONT.

Come for the larfs, stay for the ichthyology.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:35 AM (SchxB)

616 Hi SMH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:36 AM (NMAzL)

617 > [ ] Tweezers up your peen
[ ] Yoko

Posted by: Axeman

Insufficient information given.

If she's not allowed to sing, or even speak, and there's a bag or pillowcase handy: Yoko.

If she gets to sing: bring on the tweezers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2019 12:36 AM (w4F3y)

618 Every man's a tough guy until it comes time to step into the candiru tank...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 10, 2019 12:37 AM (7WaWV)

619 The dreaded candiru. Learned about it on an ONT.



Come for the larfs, stay for the ichthyology.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:35 AM (SchxB)

Sounds fishy to me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:37 AM (NMAzL)

620 Sounds fishy to me.

Depends on the scale of the issue.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 12:38 AM (SchxB)

621 "Floop," suggested the tar pit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 10, 2019 12:38 AM (iB1oa)

622 The new kink is women having objects penetrate their pee hole.

Posted by: bryce harper at October 10, 2019 12:38 AM (ransv)

623 The Kurds are in a tough place for sure. We did not put them in that place though. It sucks for them but why should we fight for them. There is no winning play left other than to glass over the place. We can't do that. We can leave though. Our footprint is small there anyhow.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2019 12:38 AM (0OmEj)

624 @605
I don't think the Kurds are interested in abandoning their land. And brutal honesty demands that we understand that the Turks and Kurds have been going at it for centuries. I am not willing to spend blood and treasure on that losing battle.

---------------

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:39 AM (Fp6vo)

625
621 "Floop," suggested the tar pit.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 10, 2019 12:38 AM (iB1oa)


+1000

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 10, 2019 12:39 AM (pNxlR)

626
Found Nemo!!

Posted by: A Brazilian urologist at October 10, 2019 12:39 AM (mvenn)

627 @605
I don't think the Kurds are interested in abandoning their land. And brutal honesty demands that we understand that the Turks and Kurds have been going at it for centuries. I am not willing to spend blood and treasure on that losing battle.

----------------------

Part of the problem is that "Kuridish land" incorporates parts of Iraq, Syria, Iran, and Turkey.

Needless to say, the current governors of those particular countries disagree with the Kurdish assessment.

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:39 AM (Fp6vo)

628 Kurds are a tribal society. The US has given them plenty of time to pull together and rally around one leader. They need their own leadership. But will not do it because of tribalism. Well, I agree with Trump that we cannot keep waiting decades and centuries for them to get their act together. I think that most groups of people who are ruled by tribalism will not coalesce behind a strong man until they get swallowed up by bigger fish. For some reason the Gauls and the highland clans come to mind.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 10, 2019 12:40 AM (ZU1da)

629 there was a tiny "Hungary" and a large "Romania", with the Romanian part in control of very many ethnic Hungarians.

Which led to Hungary getting, well, hungry for all the territory it had lost. Ripe for the Axis.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

There are still millions of Hungarians in Romania. And in Slovakia. The easternmost part of Ukraine is Hungarian (I taught students from there).

So it's...complicated.

I have seen people in Hungary with t-shirts saying "I am older than Slovakia", and it is true...

Posted by: Miklos, it's a Carpathian friggin' basin at October 10, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

630 >> The new kink

I submit there is no such thing as new kink. If you can think about it, rest assured some other sicko has been there and done that long before.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2019 12:40 AM (f1Vqw)

631 Part of the problem is that "Kuridish land" incorporates parts of Iraq, Syria, Iran, and Turkey.



Needless to say, the current governors of those particular countries disagree with the Kurdish assessment.



Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:39 AM (Fp6vo)

Agreed, still doesn't alter my assessment.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:41 AM (NMAzL)

632

No, I can't go for that (no candiru)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2019 12:41 AM (aKsyK)

633 I-i-i-i

have become

sufficiently drunk

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2019 12:41 AM (oXuU0)

634 For some reason the Gauls and the highland clans come to mind.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 10, 2019 12:40 AM (ZU1da)
------
Well, but for that Caesar guy...

Posted by: Zombie Vercingetorix at October 10, 2019 12:42 AM (iB1oa)

635 My pee hole is virgin and staying that way.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:43 AM (NMAzL)

636 "If we can get the tweezers out of the way, the candiru will swim out on his own."

Posted by: A Brazilian urologist at October 10, 2019 12:43 AM (mvenn)

637
Dodgers eliminated. I haz sadz.

My sad face.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2019 12:43 AM (7rVsF)

638 I-i-i-i

have become

sufficiently drunk
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

You and Sufficiently Legal should hang out.

Posted by: Miklos, just throwing this out there at October 10, 2019 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

639 Miklos -- Thanks for the verification. I have always been very, very careful with those magnets around my grandkids. I pretty much knew where they were, and I never, ever let the kids play with them.

Breaks my heart -- and my wallet -- to have gotten rid of them. I do counted stitchery and I have an 18" X 1 2" metal board. I used the magnets to hold down the charts, hold my scissors, tweezers, needles, anything metal to the board. Now I have my stitching tools on a little table next to my chair and my tuxedo cat just loves to flop down on top of them, then proceed to kick everything into the floor.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 10, 2019 12:43 AM (R5LCh)

640 "If we can get the tweezers out of the way, the candiru will swim out on his own."



And all will be well in the Spring.

Posted by: Chance the gardening urologist at October 10, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

641 JTB!!!!!!!

Those sad, sad Dodgers fans.

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2019 12:45 AM (aXucN)

642 "If we can get the tweezers out of the way, the candiru will swim out on his own."

Posted by: A Brazilian urologist at October 10, 2019 12:43 AM (mvenn)

Things I never thought I'd read for 200, Alex.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:45 AM (NMAzL)

643 OMG!! The Nats won! Earlier this evening we put a Nats jersey on Prince the Poodle for luck. Must have worked.

Nothing like a late in the gae grand slam to improve one's attitude.

Posted by: JTB at October 10, 2019 12:46 AM (bmdz3)

644 my tuxedo cat just loves to flop down on top of them, then proceed to kick everything into the floor.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 10, 2019 12:43 AM (R5LCh)
----
Cats periodically need to check that the gravity is still working.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 10, 2019 12:46 AM (iB1oa)

645 I don't think the Kurds are interested in abandoning
their land. And brutal honesty demands that we understand that the
Turks and Kurds have been going at it for centuries. I am not willing to
spend blood and treasure on that losing battle.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)
I understand you and I don't take any of this lightly. I have long advocated pulling out of places that don't want us and threaten us. But the Kurds are a special case. They have been allies for decades now. I am saying lets do our best. In fact, and I won't speak for anyone, but i bet a lot of spec op types would volunteer to fight with the Kurds.

I don't want any more Americans to die in the ME period. But there has to be a way to defend at least the Kurds in iraq. There has to be a way. We defend islands all over the world without a thought. No one is going to take St. Barts or Fiji. .I am not trying to be funny here. I am saying there are deals that can be made. Turkey has a lot more to lose from us than we have to lose from them. That is Trump talk and real talk.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:46 AM (n13/j)

646 Well, but for that Caesar guy...
Posted by: Zombie Vercingetorix

"Fortified by the arts of man and nature" -a phrase from De Bello Gallico that somehow came to mind when I walked by the makeup counter at Macy's

Posted by: Miklos, cross-referencing at October 10, 2019 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

647 A few candiru in the community swimming pool should fix the age old pool pee problem.

Posted by: Pliney at October 10, 2019 12:48 AM (nzKWW)

648
A bit of World War II trivia, why does this B-29 have four camels painted on the nose with its mission tally?



https://preview.tinyurl.com/yydkpnor

Posted by: Anna Puma

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likely way too late but i'll take "what is carrying cargo over the Hump? for $1000.

do i win anything?

(and yes, i know what "The Hump is/was"

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 10, 2019 12:48 AM (/Dd+E)

649 George Bush The 1st fucked the Kurds and it hasn't really stopped since.

It's such a fuckin quagmire over there....there's no right answer.

We should of fought it WWII style and reeducated them all in freedom. I.E. Japan/Germany.....

But we didn't and we're still fuckin there.

"Bitter I am" said Yoda of the Hillbilly Clans.
"My people Die for fuckin what?".....

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 10, 2019 12:48 AM (ttbAe)

650 Epic has also been giving away free (3-5 year old games) To get more people on their platform. Did not know about the Chinese ownership. I am guessing they view the give away as a digital lost leader.

Rockstar is also developing their own platform and releasing it's titles to it two or three month before Steam.

Bethesda is doing similar things as well it will be interesting times in the gaming world for the next few months.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 10, 2019 12:49 AM (B06Zw)

651 "Those sad, sad Dodgers fans."

bluebell, Can you F'ing believe this? Too bad about the Dodgers fans but we've been there often enough.

Get your lucky tickets (if offered) warmed up.

Posted by: JTB at October 10, 2019 12:49 AM (bmdz3)

652 Okay okay okay
You've got tweezers in your dipstick
They'll be no more ahhhh ah-ah
But you may pee a little thick

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2019 12:49 AM (LQMoO)

653 give me Civil War for $200 Alex. or potent potables, i own that one.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:49 AM (n13/j)

654 i get people from NJ love them some Bruce.
-----

Same way with Hoosiers and Mellencamp, because, who else they got? It's him, and James Whitcomb Riley. Well, to be fair, Wendell Wilkie, I guess.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2019 12:50 AM (cg4r6)

655 Saladin was a Kurd

Posted by: Miklos, late nite Fun Fact Guy at October 10, 2019 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

656 Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:46 AM (n13/j)

I've been in the place where personally I would support something, and be willing to fight for it.

But to commit my COUNTRY? no. To commit my brother in arms?

That's a very high bar for me.

USN (Ret)

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 10, 2019 12:50 AM (NgKpN)

657 618 Every man's a tough guy until it comes time to step into the candiru tank...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 10, 2019 12:37 AM (7WaWV)


Everybody got a plan until he get punched... wait, what?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at October 10, 2019 12:51 AM (h2Bdk)

658 I heard about that as well. How is that cows are given magnets to eat to remove wires and whatnot? It seems that would cause the same issue.
Posted by: Downcast at October 09, 2019 11:58 PM (vyBvE)

Cow magnets are not rare earth magnets. They are metal cylinders with rounded ends, like a big medicine capsule. Not really strong magnets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2019 12:52 AM (khqxN)

659 Just saw the highlights from the Dodgers game. Who designed that baseball playing place?

One ball went through a fence for a ground rule double. Another one got stuck in the wall for a wtf.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 10, 2019 12:52 AM (gd9RK)

660 > A few candiru in the community swimming pool should fix the age old pool pee problem.

Even a rumor of such might do the trick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2019 12:52 AM (w4F3y)

661 Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 10, 2019 12:48 AM (ttbAe)

Yup.

I lost friends because we were trying to be the nice guys.

fuck that.

If we area willing to let loose the dogs of war, do not collar them.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 10, 2019 12:53 AM (NgKpN)

662 It's such a fuckin quagmire over there....there's no right answer.



We should of fought it WWII style and reeducated them all in freedom. I.E. Japan/Germany.....



But we didn't and we're still fuckin there.



"Bitter I am" said Yoda of the Hillbilly Clans.

"My people Die for fuckin what?".....

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 10, 2019 12:48 AM (ttbAe)

When Obama abandoned Iraq I was furious, because it was like all those lives were wasted.
But then I thought, what about WWII and all of those lives? Now look at what Europe has become - a self-loathing cesspool that has no appreciation of its own culture.

So it goes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 10, 2019 12:53 AM (NMAzL)

663 You've got tweezers in your dipstick





If you're plucking eyebrows down there, you've got bigger problems

Posted by: Miklos, again postulating at October 10, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

664 The first 50 games this season for the Nats, they were 19 and 31. NOBODY would have predicted this. I figured the team would be lucky to finish in 4th in the division.

Baseball is a weird sport. Good but weird.

Posted by: JTB at October 10, 2019 12:54 AM (bmdz3)

665 Get your lucky tickets (if offered) warmed up.
Posted by: JTB at October 10, 2019 12:49 AM (bmdz3)
-----------

We're going to try! These will be much harder to get though.

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2019 12:54 AM (aXucN)

666 George Bush The 1st fucked the Kurds and it hasn't really stopped since.



It's such a fuckin quagmire over there....there's no right answer.



We should of fought it WWII style and reeducated them all in freedom. I.E. Japan/Germany.....



But we didn't and we're still fuckin there.



"Bitter I am" said Yoda of the Hillbilly Clans.

"My people Die for fuckin what?".....

Posted by: HillbillyKing at October 10, 2019 12:48 AM (ttbAe)

a lot of people are bitter right now. We support the president and hope he makes the right plays here. We are arguing because there is a divide. But it is not the truth to say it is America first vs continual war. i always try to be fair and i think people see that. No way I am trying to be unfair here. I say screw the left and the MSM gadflys trying to make the kurds into an issue. They don't care about the Kurds. They just want hits on a daily basis.

I want to do the best by our allies. That is not wrong. That is the right thing to imo.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:55 AM (n13/j)

667 Get your lucky tickets (if offered) warmed up.
Posted by: JTB

What, does everybody work for the FBI?

Posted by: Journalist # 2 at October 10, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

668 Charlie Daniels Band
Grand Ole Opry

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 12:57 AM (RiTnx)

669 @650 Epic has also been giving away free (3-5 year old games) To get more people on their platform. Did not know about the Chinese ownership. I am guessing they view the give away as a digital lost leader.

Rockstar is also developing their own platform and releasing it's titles to it two or three month before Steam.

Bethesda is doing similar things as well it will be interesting times in the gaming world for the next few months.

------------------

Electronic Arts already has one - Origin. It's the only digital distribution platform that carries EA games for the PC. It's been around for years.

CD Projekt Red owns Good Old Games (or GoG). But they've never been exclusive about any of the stuff on their platform, including their own games.

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:58 AM (Fp6vo)

670 Everybody got a plan until he get punched... wait, what?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at October 10, 2019 12:51 AM (h2Bdk)

yeah and I think he got that from someone. But he was right. Everyone has a plan until they make contact. i still say we could stand Turkey down. ANd I have a strong feeling president Trump is going to do t hat. No way he lets Non terrorist Kurds get mauled by Erdogan/. in fact while typing this, I am even more sure he would never do that.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:58 AM (n13/j)

671 The good news is that the candiru's eyebrows were fabulous!!!

Posted by: A Brazilian urologist at October 10, 2019 12:58 AM (mvenn)

672 Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:55 AM (n13/j)


Simple question.

would you send your children, to fight for that cause.?

If not? then perhaps you should not be willing to send OTHER peoples children, to do so.

The biggest NeoCons, are those who have no PERSONAL stake, in the 'game'.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 10, 2019 12:58 AM (NgKpN)

673 Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 12:58 AM (Fp6vo)

There's no way I'm running a dozen different launchers. EA is out $120 in games I would have bought but for the Epic exclusive.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 10, 2019 01:01 AM (h2Bdk)

674 Charlie Daniels Band

Grand Ole Opry

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 12:57 AM (RiTnx)

ahh, who was jb? I might not be firing on all cylinders at the moment lol.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 01:01 AM (n13/j)

675 >They don't care about the Kurds. They just want hits on a daily basis.

If Trump had gone the other way, they'd be bleating about him betraying our long-term ally, Turkey.

You're right. They don't give two shits about the Kurds. Just like they didn't give two shits about "kids in cages", "Muslim bans", or bombing/cruise missiling the fuck out of other countries when it was Blowbama doing it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2019 01:01 AM (w4F3y)

676 Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:58 AM (n13/j)

sorry, but that is bullshit.

Winners have a plan for WHEN they get punched.

Winners have the plan for When the opponent does something they don't expect.

Because winners KNOW that their plans have to change based on the situation.

OODA. Nuff said.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 10, 2019 01:01 AM (NgKpN)

677 The Bad News: You have a fish from the Amazon River in your dick.

The Good News: It's not a piranha.

Posted by: A Brazilian urologist at October 10, 2019 01:01 AM (mvenn)

678 I recall when I was a kid, my mother said; "Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your pee-pee."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2019 01:01 AM (cg4r6)

679 With all due respect to Minnfidel, who definitely wrote a very colorful phrase which MisHum nominated for the comment for the week, if the balloting isn't over yet, I would like to nominate ths phrase for the comment of the week:

Heck, back then I just thought she was a bitter witch, not this all-devouring Grendel's mother of a political wife.

Mikey NTH

(From the Hillary thread.)

I nominate it because of its literary nature. Not everybody can make reference to the Old English saga "Beowulf" in a political post. My English Professor mother would have given it a thumbs up too. When she taught (in the 50's-early 80's) they really did teach "English" lit from the Western literary canon, not grievance mongering lit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2019 01:02 AM (j0JAA)

680 Jackson Brown
If you had to chose a leftist artist show with Jackson Brown or Bruce Springsteen, Bruce wins hands down because he loves the crowd. Jackson is a self absorbed depressive. Or at least that's how he seems

Charlie and the band were amazing and we saw them in Nashville on 9/11 last year. The whole crew there were just amazing and it was so nice to be with patriotic folks on that date.

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 01:04 AM (RiTnx)

681 Everyone has a plan until they make contact.
--------

No Battle Plan survives first contact with the enemy.

Posted by: Helmuth von Moltke at October 10, 2019 01:05 AM (cg4r6)

682 Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 12:55 AM (n13/j)





Simple question.



would you send your children, to fight for that cause.?



If not? then perhaps you should not be willing to send OTHER peoples children, to do so.



The biggest NeoCons, are those who have no PERSONAL stake, in the 'game'.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 10, 2019 12:58 AM (NgKpN)

nah. Saying I think we should help out Kurdish allies as best we can doesn't make a me a neocon. I am giving my opinion that we should do our best by allies such as the Kurds who are not involved in terrror. "How many stipulations should I make here. I get the left is pouncing to score another point but I am not your opponent sir. And the left doesn't care about the Kurds. They had to look them up on Wiki just like all the other things there are outraged about. And i never asked any to fight for me. They volunteer. I bet you would be surprised how many would gladly defend the Kurds.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 01:05 AM (n13/j)

683

Cactus? Oh hell, no!

Posted by: An Arizona urologist at October 10, 2019 01:06 AM (mvenn)

684 Charlie and the band were amazing and we saw them in Nashville on 9/11 last year. The whole crew there were just amazing and it was so nice to be with patriotic folks on that date.
Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 01:04 AM (RiTnx)


Charlie Daniels is still amazing at 82? That's impressive.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 10, 2019 01:07 AM (h2Bdk)

685 as anyone noticed that the top photo with the flag spells the word "omen"?

Posted by: mjc at October 10, 2019 01:07 AM (Pg+x7)

686 all kidding aside, my brother was a urologist. Missus Muldoon calls him the dick doc.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:08 AM (mvenn)

687 I'm out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 10, 2019 01:08 AM (SchxB)

688 has anyone noticed that the name "nemo" backwards is "omen"?

Posted by: mjc at October 10, 2019 01:09 AM (Pg+x7)

689 Charlie and the band were amazing and we saw them
in Nashville on 9/11 last year. The whole crew there were just amazing
and it was so nice to be with patriotic folks on that date.

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 01:04 AM (RiTnx)



Charlie Daniels is still amazing at 82? That's impressive.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 10, 2019 01:07 AM (h2Bdk)

that is pretty crazy. The man is a legend. A a legend of Whooly Swamp.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 01:09 AM (n13/j)

690 He actually lost his medical license for showing up at the ER reeking of booze, so he's more dick than doc.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:09 AM (mvenn)

691 People shouldn't get too wrapped up in the Syrian Kurd stuff. Trump is talking about moving 150 troops. That's it. 150. Yes, they're SOF operators. But still - 150. You don't affect large movements of troops with 150 of your own, no matter how good they are.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 10, 2019 01:10 AM (h2Bdk)

692 My 10-yr old printer (Epson Workforce 600) works just fine. Getting harder to find the ink cartridges in stores. Neither Walmart nor Target stock them anymore, but can order online. Order today and store pickup next Tuesday.
But I need to print today!
Luckily, OfficeDepotMax still carries them in-store. May have to think about a strategic ink reserve.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2019 11:28 PM (q1Pj5)

I have an XP-810 of probably the same vintage. I'm just waiting for the next Mac OS to obsolete all of my 32 bit applications like Office for Mac 2011 (with the "*x" extension), and the scanner control software for the MFD. I keep at least one complete set of cartridges in the bottom drawer.

Posted by: Koba at October 10, 2019 01:10 AM (MwFQu)

693 I think Trey Gowdy was hired because of Samantha Powers.


I guess we will see

Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2019 01:11 AM (Ed8Zd)

694 I think Trump moved 50, not 150.

Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2019 01:12 AM (Ed8Zd)

695 8 has anyone noticed that the name "nemo" backwards is "omen"?


*****

That has to signify something.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:12 AM (mvenn)

696 50 so far, assuming what I'm reading is true.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 10, 2019 01:12 AM (h2Bdk)

697 all kidding aside, my brother was a urologist. Missus Muldoon calls him the dick doc.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:08 AM (mvenn)


I guess thats better than dick whisperer. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 10, 2019 01:12 AM (9Om/r)

698 I think Trey Gowdy was hired because of Samantha Powers.


I guess we will see
Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2019 01:11 AM (Ed8Zd)

Are Samantha Powers like super powers? Does he twitch his hair?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2019 01:13 AM (khqxN)

699 8 has anyone noticed that the name "nemo" backwards is "omen"?

not until you mentioned it. Finding Nemo will never be the same. Damien!

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 01:14 AM (n13/j)

700 Assman is a better license plate.

Posted by: proctologist from Seinfeld. at October 10, 2019 01:15 AM (n13/j)

701 Can it stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll let your urethra freely flow
Don't tweeze n' masturbate no mo'

There is no pain
We are de-tweezing
You reprobate you
Choke more chicken that Tyson

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2019 01:15 AM (LQMoO)

702 ..I guess thats better than dick whisperer gargler*. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 10, 2019 01:12 AM (9Om/r)



FIFY

* the list of lib dems who qualify for that job is more than my mere keyboard can manage to type.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

703 i try to be one of the kindest guys here despite my nic. But this urethra stuff.is a tract i must duct from.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 01:18 AM (n13/j)

704 So you own/manage a team in a notoriously superstitious sport.

This team you own/manage is famously known for struggling mightily in post season play, and have in fact looked pretty damned shaky in the previous 4 games of the current 5 game series.

What in the name of all that is holy possesses you to decide that today is a good day to fuck with anything whatsoever to do with mojo/fan engagement/rally cries or whatever.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Why not send a fucking goat out to make the announcement?



Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 10, 2019 01:19 AM (p9w14)

705 Inserted the tweezers to catch the fish
Inserted the fish to catch the spider
That wiggled and wriggled and tickled inside 'er
Inserted the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she inserted the fly
Perhaps she'll die.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:19 AM (mvenn)

706 And the Nationals remarkable season continues

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 10, 2019 01:19 AM (flINI)

707
People shouldn't get too wrapped up in the Syrian Kurd stuff. Trump is
talking about moving 150 troops. That's it. 150. Yes, they're SOF
operators. But still - 150. You don't affect large movements of troops
with 150 of your own, no matter how good they are.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 10, 2019 01:10 AM (h2Bdk)

I believe he is going to do the right thing. I even remember when we held some stuff back. not that that always worked.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 01:20 AM (n13/j)

708 Question for the Horde, I have an old Grandfather clock that has been in my family for generations, atop said clock are some metal finials, they are very dark brown in color but I suspect that they are made of brass. I would like to restore these finials to their former glory, any thoughts on the best cleansers to achieve my goal without endangering myself or the environment too much?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2019 01:20 AM (a4EWo)

709 Small troop movements are just small troop movements. 100 or 200 or 500 soldiers are not enough to do anything major. I Think small deployments of even SO guys are not a big deal either way. The ME is a mess that we should disengage from. Looking back it was all a mistake. USN 87-93 I deployed in the first gulf war. Its been fucked up since before that even. My .02 cents. Cut our losses. Fight to win or don't fight.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2019 01:20 AM (0OmEj)

710
Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Thursday, October 10, 2019.
On this day in 1973 Vice President Spiro Agnew resigned after being
charged with evasion of federal income tax. He was corrupt through
and through and they settled for hitting him on this charge. Nixon
appointed RINO Gerald Ford to take his place. Of course Nixon was
probably the most liberal Republican to ever be President.

Posted by: Vic at October 10, 2019 01:21 AM (mpXpK)

711 To be honest, I don't think my brother went into Urology for the bear hunting, IYKWIM

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:21 AM (mvenn)

712 708
Question for the Horde, I have an old Grandfather clock that has been in
my family for generations, atop said clock are some metal finials, they
are very dark brown in color but I suspect that they are made of brass.
I would like to restore these finials to their former glory, any
thoughts on the best cleansers to achieve my goal without endangering
myself or the environment too much?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2019 01:20 AM (a4EWo)

If this is an antique it is best not to do any restoration work on it and leave it in its original condition.

Posted by: Vic at October 10, 2019 01:22 AM (mpXpK)

713 You'll only be cumming tweezer blades,
You've plucked pubes, but you got a bit carried a-way-hey



'Cause I-I-i

Have become

Sufficiently drunk

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2019 01:23 AM (LQMoO)

714 Yes Charlie was amazing! Of course he played the Devil and kicked ass!

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 01:24 AM (RiTnx)

715 Dang. Vic's up starting the day early. Guess I'd better go to bed.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:25 AM (mvenn)

716 Trump is only moving 50 troops, not 150 and this is insignificant.

https://tinyurl.com/y2266oq3

Posted by: Vic at October 10, 2019 01:25 AM (mpXpK)

717 I agree with Vic, I'd leave it be. It's called patina, right?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 10, 2019 01:25 AM (p9w14)

718 Well, I am going to call it a night. Long drive today. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2019 01:27 AM (khqxN)

719 Thanks Vic, it is an antique, I just wish it looked a little brighter. I wasn't planning on doing anything else to it, just cleaning up those finials on top, but you are correct, I don't wish to destroy any of its value.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2019 01:27 AM (a4EWo)

720 ...I would like to restore these finials to their former glory, any thoughts on the best cleansers to achieve my goal without endangering myself or the environment too much?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2019 01:20 AM (a4EWo)


Have an expert first establish that they are indeed BRASS, and not some lesser metal such as Zinc.

IF brass, then electrolysis bath is the suggested remedy. They'll emerge bright, not shiny. That's what the Brasso is for.

If zinc? They'll dissolve to powder in the electrolysis bath.

You've gotta know what metal you've got in your hand, before you proceed with ANY thing, there.

Yes, run scared. Make people PROVE to you what your metal is, first.

Because once you commit to a process, it's for all the metallic marbles, capiche?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

721
Dick docs have to handle the prostate as well, which means they have to come in through the rear a lot as well.

And, watching MeTV, I'm seeing a lot of Milburn Drysdale without his toupee. The actor was bald and wore a rug for the Mr. Drysdale role. He played in a lot of other shows of the way both with and without the rug.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2019 01:28 AM (f1Vqw)

722 And Trump said one thing that I was always in agreement with, we never should have put troops over there to begin with. I was always against this when the first started talking about putting troops in there. remember Obama is the idiot who sent these troops to begin with. My standing at the time was "there are no good guys over there".

Posted by: Vic at October 10, 2019 01:28 AM (mpXpK)

723 certainly check with a pro first. Don't be that guy that takes steel wool to a first gen SAA. Always check first there is no hurry.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 01:28 AM (n13/j)

724 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


*****

Hey Jim- how've you been?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:29 AM (mvenn)

725 719
Thanks Vic, it is an antique, I just wish it looked a little brighter. I
wasn't planning on doing anything else to it, just cleaning up those
finials on top, but you are correct, I don't wish to destroy any of its
value.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2019 01:27 AM (a4EWo)

I would ask an "expert".

Posted by: Vic at October 10, 2019 01:30 AM (mpXpK)

726 Thanks Velvet glove and Jim, duly noted.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2019 01:30 AM (a4EWo)

727 There is a urologist on the highway that is named Peter G Wiener.

True story

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2019 01:30 AM (WF/xn)

728 Didnt Obama arm not only ISIS but the Kurdish PKK? Isn't the PKK what nasty Erdogan is going in after albeit with a warning from Trump?

Posted by: Floridachick at October 10, 2019 01:32 AM (ZU1da)

729 There is a urologist on the highway that is named Peter G Wiener.

******

Funny.

I knew a neurosurgeon named Slaughter and a dermatologist named Rashleigh.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:32 AM (mvenn)

730 ...Hey Jim- how've you been?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:29 AM (mvenn)



I am in the midst of Destroying my house, in order to save it.

Insurance claim as to water damage from failed HVAC air handler, rotting t hardwood floors via slow drip into plenum.

Self-repair of cracked porcelain tiles in kitchen, which went from a 2 tile repair to 5, just as fast as the adjoining tiles could sympathetically crack from the process of removing their failed neighbors.

Otherwise?

Fucking basket of cherries, right?

Bright spot is up coming Tx Mo Meet.

I'm preparing a heavy load out of materials for this one.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 01:34 AM (QzJWU)

731 Back when I was having babies there was an obstetrician named Dr. Dick. Thanks Horde, for the advice about the clock, I am going to try and grab some shuteye.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2019 01:34 AM (a4EWo)

732 It may not what you would refer to as a "useful, meaningful life skill", but I've managed to rewrite a Pink Floyd to to depict the tale of a man who shoved tweezers in his penis while he was masturbating, and I wrote it after 6 Miler Lites and two shots of Jack Daniels' that my bartender was drinking out a styrofoam coffee cup to avoid detection.

And in the end, though it's nothing, it's something.

And on that note, I shall pass out per chance to dream.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2019 01:34 AM (LQMoO)

733 I would like to know why "dick docs" always have fingers as big as my thumb?

Posted by: Vic at October 10, 2019 01:36 AM (mpXpK)

734 I've managed to rewrite a Pink Floyd to to depict the tale of a man who shoved tweezers in his penis while he was masturbating, and I wrote it after 6 Miler Lites and two shots of Jack Daniels'

Posted by: Bitter Clinger


*******

You, good sir, have refined the definition of "Sufficiently Drunk"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:38 AM (mvenn)

735 I would like to know why "dick docs" always have fingers as big as my thumb?

******

Years of CrossFit™

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:39 AM (mvenn)

736 Bright spot is up coming Tx Mo Meet.

******

Sounds epic.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 01:40 AM (mvenn)

737 I shudder every time I have a lubricated catheter up my junk to drain my bladder, I can not imagine someone shoving a pair of tweezers up that thing.

Posted by: Vic at October 10, 2019 01:40 AM (mpXpK)

738 Is there any chance for a refund from the Mittens campaign for the $100 I donated in 2012?

Posted by: FvckMitt at October 10, 2019 01:42 AM (2Cm6i)

739 Thanks Vic, it is an antique, I just wish it looked a little brighter. I wasn't planning on doing anything else to it, just cleaning up those finials on top, but you are correct, I don't wish to destroy any of its value.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Two issues, if they are brass. Value, and, what *you* would like in terms of appearance.

If you have a decent auction house in town, take some pics, and go ask their advice regarding the value as-is vs. polished up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2019 01:47 AM (cg4r6)

740 ...Is there any chance for a refund from the Mittens campaign for the $100 I donated in 2012?

Posted by: FvckMitt at October 10, 2019 01:42 AM (2Cm6i)



I want them to have to spend the $27.50 it'll take to refund me the $5.00 donation I'd sent to that campaign.

And I can't type what I'd want to "cost" the Ryan half of that ticket.

Short version though. He'd WISH to be the granny in the wheelchair going offa that there cliff.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

741 I would like to know why "dick docs" always have fingers as big as my thumb?
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Years of, 'Turn your head and cough.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2019 01:48 AM (cg4r6)

742 ...I would like to know why "dick docs" always have fingers as big as my thumb?


Why would that matter when they have both hands on your shoulde

Oh, hell no. Just, NO!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 01:53 AM (QzJWU)

743 Grand Ole Opry

Posted by: keena at October 10, 2019 12:57 AM (RiTnx)

ahh, who was jb? I might not be firing on all cylinders at the moment lol.
Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 01:01 AM (n13/j)

675 >They don't care about the Kurds. They just want hits on a daily basis.

If Trump had gone the other way, they'd be bleating about him betraying our long-term ally, Turkey.


To sum up the ONT-

Old Grand Dad

Wild Turkey

Posted by: Miklos in brief at October 10, 2019 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)

744 @673 There's no way I'm running a dozen different launchers. EA is out $120 in games I would have bought but for the Epic exclusive.

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Huh?

EA doesn't use Epic. Origin pre-dates Epic's platform, and is EA's wholly-owned digital platform. It's been quite a while since EA released a PC title on any other digital platform.

Basically, if you want an EA title via digital and on a PC, then you use Origin. And no one else uses Origin.

Personally, I don't really mind that. If EA wants to do it that way, that's their business. They miss out on the extra visibility that they'd get by having their titles on Steam or GoG. Microsoft arguably does something similar, since many of their titles (such as Forza) are only available via the Microsoft Store. The only company that I really have an issue with is Epic, and that's due to Epic's habit of grabbing titles that have already been advertising on other platforms, and then turning them into Epic exclusives.

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 01:57 AM (Fp6vo)

745 I would like to know why "dick docs" always have fingers as big as my thumb?
Posted by: Vic a

I think it's that "10,000 hours of practice" thing.

Posted by: Miklos, speculating at October 10, 2019 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

746 @728 Didnt Obama arm not only ISIS but the Kurdish PKK? Isn't the PKK what nasty Erdogan is going in after albeit with a warning from Trump?

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The PKK is likely the official target (I haven't been paying that much attention). But chances are pretty much any and every Kurd in the area will be judged to be "PKK".

Posted by: junior at October 10, 2019 01:59 AM (Fp6vo)

747 Years of, 'Turn your head and cough.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"No, the other head"

Posted by: Miklos, probably at October 10, 2019 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

748
Why would that matter when they have both hands on your shoulder


******

My dad (rest his soul) was about as strait-laced an ex-soldier as you might imagine. Heard him cuss only once ever. When I went for my physical exam for the military he pulled me aside and told me "When they do your rectal exam glance down and make sure there aren't two hands on your shoulders."

I was naive enough to not know what that meant.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 02:00 AM (mvenn)

749 I knew a neurosurgeon named Slaughter and a dermatologist named Rashleigh.

A guy who ran the University of Chicago Hospitals blood bank was Dr. Victor Fang.

Posted by: The Soviet Atomic Bomb, August 29, 1949 at October 10, 2019 02:01 AM (I2/tG)

750 If your proctologist is named Dr. Sybian?

Yeah, just drop the clipboard and leave the office. NOW.

If you're asked to cough. And cough, And cough. And cough. And cough. And cough. And cough. And cough.

Well, you waited to long to leave there, didn't you?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

751 Naked woman rescued by use of a cherry picker. Sounds like the plot to a soft porn flick.

I guess we can rule out her still being a virgin.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 10, 2019 02:07 AM (5fSr7)

752 I knew a neurosurgeon named Slaughter and a dermatologist named Rashleigh.

A guy who ran the University of Chicago Hospitals blood bank was Dr. Victor Fang.

Could be worse. Or actually, much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SJY6w0HD50

Posted by: Miklos, scary, keeds at October 10, 2019 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

753 Naked woman rescued by use of a cherry picker. Sounds like the plot to a soft porn flick.

I guess we can rule out her still being a virgin.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar

Well, if they needed heavy equipment to get to the damn thing...

Posted by: Miklos, demurring at October 10, 2019 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

754 Well, if they needed heavy equipment to get to the damn thing...
Posted by: Miklos,


*******

It always comes down to hydraulics.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 02:12 AM (mvenn)

755 hydraulics +/- pneumatics

Posted by: Miklos, still demurring at October 10, 2019 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

756 Good night everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 10, 2019 02:15 AM (l9m7l)

757 Miklos. A sincere and well meant question.

Do you speak English with an Eastern European accent?

That's it's own query.

Response to though, if "yes". Hell, I want you to take the mike to relay my Rangemaster commands at the Texas Mo Meet.

Nothing more menacing than the "Ready un da right, ready un da leff, ready un da firink line." cadence.

Especially when voiced in a Kissenger-like, gravelly monotone.

Yeah, we're gonna have fun at the Mo Meet, why'dya ask?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

758 /hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

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RACIST!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 10, 2019 02:17 AM (/Dd+E)

759 For those who are about to sleep, good night!

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2019 02:17 AM (mvenn)

760 To sum up the ONT-



Old Grand Dad



Wild Turkey

Posted by: Miklos in brief at October 10, 2019 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)

Yeah, I wish I never got into it. Way too much Wild Turkey. EVAN if they don't know JACK about me, they focus on the one disagreement like a laser BEAM. It is enough to make a a REBEL YELL and an OLD CROW into a FIGHTING COCK.,

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 02:20 AM (n13/j)

761 /hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

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RACIST!
Posted by: redc1c4

Didn't even specify which Manual of Arms.

Austro-Hungarian, Hungarian, Prussian.....

Posted by: Miklos, dahlink at October 10, 2019 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

762 ...RACIST!


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 10, 2019 02:17 AM (/Dd+E)



This, from a dude who's guns are mostly blue steel and parkerized, with but token stainless to be found. IF any.

Good day Sir. Again I say, GOOD DAY!

*imperious sniff*

*turns and stalks away*

*zzzzzzz*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:21 AM (QzJWU)

763 parkerized? nah, only deep Colt Royal Blue will do.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 02:24 AM (n13/j)

764 into a FIGHTING COCK.,
Posted by: Quint

I have no affection for that beverage.

The things crazy college kids do (and drink).

At the University of South Carolina, Fighting Cock over-consumption was and probably still is a thing.


Posted by: Miklos, grad school Gamecock at October 10, 2019 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

765 AAAAAAH! GAHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAH!

Posted by: tweezers at October 10, 2019 02:26 AM (ldmQR)

766 into a FIGHTING COCK.,

Posted by: Quint



I have no affection for that beverage.



The things crazy college kids do (and drink).



At the University of South Carolina, Fighting Cock over-consumption was and probably still is a thing.







Posted by: Miklos, grad school Gamecock at October 10, 2019 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

I can see that. That would be like their local beer. I kinda like it, in small doses. It is no Blanton's.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 02:26 AM (n13/j)

767 "Fighting Cock" is also an acceptable, though somewhat grassy in flavor, manufacturer of handmade cigars in the Philippine Islands.

Exceptionally well made, but a bit of a curious blend of tobaccos.

Almost a perfect "afternoon" cigar. And suitable to nearly no other time of the day.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


zzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:27 AM (QzJWU)

768 Check out today's Day by Day. Chris is, to steal a phrase, en fuego!

Link is, of course, in the nick.

Posted by: Koba at October 10, 2019 02:29 AM (MwFQu)

769 Miklos. A sincere and well meant question.

Do you speak English with an Eastern European accent?




Is of course.


There was a lady in Budapest who asked if I could teach her "Texas English".

Her sister had married a Texan, was living there, and the lady could not understand her brother-in-law, although the lady spoke quite good Hungarian school English.

Posted by: Miklos, now is for speak English language at October 10, 2019 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

770 Check out today's Day by Day. Chris is, to steal a phrase, en fuego!

Link is, of course, in the nick.
Posted by: Koba

Heh


I guess Ace is now an official "influencer".

Posted by: Miklos, the mere invocation of the name at October 10, 2019 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)

771
My standard response from now on to the progtards

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gTBoXVJDRRk

I can't help it I'm Scottish

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Subaru conversion therapist at October 10, 2019 02:33 AM (NUtKe)

772 ..Is of course.


There was a lady in Budapest who asked if I could teach her "Texas English".

Her sister had married a Texan, was living there, and the lady could not understand her brother-in-law, although the lady spoke quite good Hungarian school English.

Posted by: Miklos, now is for speak English language at October 10, 2019 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)




If you can't make it to THIS year's Tx Mo Meet, then next is a MUST.

Contact me, email in my nic, if sponsorship would be helpful. It can be arranged.

I'll put out bait of premium cigars, Port, Bourbon, and lotsa Morons n' 'Ettes. And guns. LOTS of guns.

Not to mention all of the roast pig, roast goat, etc., etc.

The FUCK you waitin' on?

Getcherassdownherere!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:34 AM (QzJWU)

773 Almost a perfect "afternoon" cigar. And suitable to nearly no other time of the day.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX





zzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:27 AM (QzJWU)

That is how an aficionado speaks about a cigar.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 02:35 AM (n13/j)

774
I think Trey Gowdy was hired because of Samantha Powers.


I guess we will see
Posted by: LASue

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Ooh. Fascinating. Go on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 10, 2019 02:36 AM (13CQC)

775 Contact me, email in my nic



The man lies.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking the pre-election 2020 MoMe will be even epic-er at October 10, 2019 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

776 Hey redc1c4 if you're still lurking about my gracious thanks. I saved a little over$100 on the 870 barrel with your info


* looks at usb port...don't think a sock monkey token of appreciation will fit

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Subaru conversion therapist at October 10, 2019 02:38 AM (NUtKe)

777 ..Posted by: Miklos, thinking the pre-election 2020 MoMe will be even epic-er at October 10, 2019 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)


LIAR!

The post election 2020 Mo Meet will be a RIOT!

And if it's held in say, Detroit?

It'll be a slaughter, too.


Off to the snoozer now too, for realz.

zzzzz, horde.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2019 02:40 AM (QzJWU)

778 Posted by: Jim

I meant that your email is not in your nic.

Posted by: Miklos, a minute late and a zloty short at October 10, 2019 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

779 I can't help it I'm Scottish
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I kinda expected a variation of Mike Murphy "Yoo fat bastard".

Posted by: Miklos, one-quarter Scots, pardon while I hike me kilt at October 10, 2019 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)

780 I kinda expected a variation of Mike Murphy

Sorry.

Mike Myers

Posted by: Miklos, sorry, but neither fat nor a bastard at October 10, 2019 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

781 I see his email.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 02:52 AM (n13/j)

782 Loved early Elvis and his beautiful wife.

Posted by: Summer of Love at October 10, 2019 02:53 AM (FJrl0)

783 I can't help it I'm Scottish

Posted by: Sock Monkey



I kinda expected a variation of Mike Murphy "Yoo fat bastard".

Posted by: Miklos, one-quarter Scots, pardon while I hike me kilt at October 10, 2019 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)

it wanted me to sign in and confirm my age. I don't sign in nor confirm.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 02:54 AM (n13/j)

784 I see his email.
Posted by: Quint

Yes.

Damn you, Brave security settings!

Posted by: Miklos, I'm not paranoid, YOU'RE paranoid at October 10, 2019 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)

785 it wanted me to sign in and confirm my age. I don't sign in nor confirm.
Posted by: Quint

Standard procedure.

Neither confirm not deny.

Posted by: Miklos, CIA Deep State Whistleblower #XXX at October 10, 2019 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)

786 Not paranoid here, I am Quint not Queeg. I have been thinking about a vpn though. All the conservative talkers say I should get one. I don't trust the net as much as the next guy I bet.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 02:59 AM (n13/j)

787 Standard procedure.



Neither confirm not deny.

Posted by: Miklos, CIA Deep State Whistleblower #XXX at October 10, 2019 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)

well I got that one right.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 03:00 AM (n13/j)

788 I am going to watch a few
Youtube reactions and then hit the rack. Goodnight Miklos.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 03:01 AM (n13/j)

789 it wanted me to sign in and confirm my age. I don't sign in nor confirm.
Posted by: Quint

The funny (?) thing is that most if the common VPNs have already been hacked, and if US based are subject to US government demands for user ID and records.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling that the term "Deep State" is from Turkey at October 10, 2019 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

790 yeah I always wondered about that. If every Tom Dick and Harry was coming in from Mount Airy NC, it would be suspicious at some juncture.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 03:04 AM (n13/j)

791 I always wondered about that. If every Tom Dick and Harry was coming in from Mount Airy NC, it would be suspicious at some juncture.
Posted by: Quint

Mt Airy was the inspiration for Mayberry.

And Floyd the barber was definitely suspicious.

Posted by: Miklos, earliest memories in North Carolina, oyster festival this weekend at October 10, 2019 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

792 I always wondered about that. If every Tom Dick and
Harry was coming in from Mount Airy NC, it would be suspicious at some
juncture.

Posted by: Quint



Mt Airy was the inspiration for Mayberry.



And Floyd the barber was definitely suspicious.

Posted by: Miklos, earliest memories in North Carolina, oyster festival this weekend at October 10, 2019 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

two things before I go and you probably know the first. Floyd the Barber had some type of disability a season or two into the show. That is why you always see him sitting in the later seasons

The second one always gets me. Frances Bavier, the lady who played Aunt Been moved to Siler City NC and spent the rest of her life there after the show. This woman was from Manhattan but chose to move to the same part of NC. I believe they mentioned Siler City a few times on the show. It is pretty obvious this show was shot in hollywood. For someone to be so taken with a state as to move there because of a show is pretty cool to me.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 03:20 AM (n13/j)

793 Aunt Bee not Been. typo

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 03:22 AM (n13/j)

794
Hey redc1c4 if you're still lurking about my gracious thanks. I saved a little over$100 on the 870 barrel with your info





* looks at usb port...don't think a sock monkey token of appreciation will fit

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Subaru conversion therapist at October 10, 2019 02:38 AM (NUtKe)
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no thanks necessary... someone else was boosting the signal this afternoon as well....

glad it got through. we're all in this together.

it i wasn't a moron, i'd have remembered who was looking for the part to begin with.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 10, 2019 03:30 AM (/Dd+E)

795 For someone to be so taken with a state as to move there because of a show is pretty cool to me.
Posted by: Quint

Well, it was odd.

She lived in character as Aunt Bee.


Some friends went to the auction after she died (everything was auctioned off).

They said even her house looked like the set of the house from the TV show.

Posted by: Miklos, she did support lots of local causes at October 10, 2019 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)

796 * looks at usb port...don't think a sock monkey token of appreciation will fit


Use a Polish 5 zloty coin. They are worth maybe a cent, but parking meters and vending machines think they are quarters.

Posted by: Miklos, with Wisdom of the East at October 10, 2019 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)

797 For someone to be so taken with a state as to move there because of a show is pretty cool to me.

Posted by: Quint



Well, it was odd.



She lived in character as Aunt Bee.





Some friends went to the auction after she died (everything was auctioned off).



They said even her house looked like the set of the house from the TV show.

Posted by: Miklos, she did support lots of local causes at October 10, 2019 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)

yeah, ok, odd is fair. I doubt the guys from WKRP moved to Cincinnati. I love NC so I get it but yes it is odd. I guess she never married but will have to check on that. I really like Eastern NC and get the pull. But yeah, it was a bit odd all around. But giving up Hollywood for what she portrayed is pretty cool. So many actors say one thing in films and live another way. Yet people take those film comments as Gospel. Anyway, it is interesting trivia. I guess she was a bit of a shut in in the end. That is sad for sure.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 03:38 AM (n13/j)

798 I guess she was a bit of a shut in in the end. That is sad for sure.
Posted by: Quint


Oh no.

People liked her, she was popular around that small town.

And Siler City is not eastern NC, it's off the State Highway between Greensboro and Raleigh. Kinda North Central.

Posted by: Miklos, from Pleasant Garden at October 10, 2019 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)

799 thanks.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 03:50 AM (n13/j)

800 800 comments. Did I miss anything?

Mornin', all.

Beautiful, mild overnite here. 53 degees and clear.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 03:59 AM (dyO5W)

801 800 comments. Did I miss anything?

Not many boobs tonite.

maybe..too quiet.

There were Turks and Kurds and some whisky though.

Posted by: Miklos, in brevis at October 10, 2019 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)

802 As crazy a job as delivering newspapers is, I kind of miss it. (Did it for years as extra income.) Filling in for a friend who needed surgery, I have one more early a.m. to help him out.

I am grateful for the nice weather, tho. I don't miss getting wet or dealing with the ice or snow!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:07 AM (dyO5W)

803 >>There were Turks and Kurds and some whisky though.
Posted by: Miklos, in brevis

And Quint is back!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:09 AM (dyO5W)

804 >There were Turks and Kurds and some whisky though.

Posted by: Miklos, in brevis



And Quint is back!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:09 AM (dyO5W)

yeah, I havent' left completely yet. It might be like that idea of tipping over a vending machine. You can't do it in one push.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:11 AM (n13/j)

805 How are things for you?

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:12 AM (n13/j)

806 my new schedule is not on track yet lol.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:13 AM (n13/j)

807 Stopped for coffee at the local all nite kwik-trip. They had just put out their donuts. Blueberry cake donuts, and of course 2 because 2/$1.19. Couldn't resist.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:14 AM (dyO5W)

808 that is a score, got'em at the right time too!

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:16 AM (n13/j)

809 Quitting Ace is not easy...never tried to tip over a vending machine. I've been known to give it a good kick, though.

All good, mostly.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:17 AM (dyO5W)

810 Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

Dude, I had a spicy chicken sandwich for dinner. Made the damn thing myself. 1/2 chicken breast butterflied, dredged in my spice grindered blend of all sorts of seeds (coriander, cumin, etc.), with powdered paprika, chili powder garlic, onion and ginger mixed in. Cooked in a frying pan with butter and Worcestershire sauce. On a toasted roll with cheese and b-b-q sauce. Easy peasy. And I didn't have to hunt for the damn thing, either.

Posted by: RickZ at October 10, 2019 04:17 AM (Y8PSl)

811 Quitting Ace is not easy...never tried to tip over a vending machine. I've been known to give it a good kick, though.



All good, mostly.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:17 AM (dyO5W)

Well Lurked a long time. But yeah, It is hard to give it up no doubt. I can't even remember the discussions a few hours ago. Kind of an Ace binge

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:19 AM (n13/j)

812
Quitting Ace is not easy...never tried to tip over a vending machine. I've been known to give it a good kick, though
good, don't do it The bean counters keep statistics and they like to mention how many have died tipping over a vending machine. You can look it ;up i guess. But to me it is the image of having to rock back and forth, you can't to it in one try. But again, don't try it! It was just an image lol.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:21 AM (n13/j)

813 I lurk on and off all day, and at least read Ace's and the cob posts. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the comments, though. At work I don't usually have time to even scan them.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:25 AM (dyO5W)

814 Tipping vending machine > tipping cows ?

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:27 AM (dyO5W)

815 Tipping vending machine > tipping cows ?

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:27 AM (dyO5W)


Sure. When you tip over a vending machine, it will most likely break, especially if it has a glass front. So you'll get free soda and/or food from tipping over a vending machine. You can't get cans of soda from tipping over a cow.

Posted by: RickZ at October 10, 2019 04:32 AM (Y8PSl)

816 I lurk on and off all day, and at least read Ace's
and the cob posts. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the comments,
though. At work I don't usually have time to even scan them.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:25 AM (dyO5W)
I wont either But I will lurk when I can.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:34 AM (n13/j)

817 800s?
Don't have to leave until 6 so thought I would get a extra half hour

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 04:35 AM (ZCEU2)

818 it is worse to try to tip a vending machine drunk than tip a cow. Really, if you are tipping a cow not drunk, you need to take stock of your life.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:35 AM (n13/j)

819 Can always count on a laugh from this place early mornings!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:39 AM (dyO5W)

820 Thinking leave at 6, go by way of donut shop, still will get there at 6:30 and probably have to wait until 7 anyway.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)

821 >>Don't have to leave until 6 so thought I would get a extra half hour
Posted by: Skip


Been up again since midnight. Yesterday was a bit rough about 10 a.m. Extra coffee x2 today!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:41 AM (dyO5W)

822 The blueberry cake were awesome! (Yes, I ate both).

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:42 AM (dyO5W)

823 I will admit I am skeptical about this cow tipping . Never seen it done, know no one who admitted having done it.
And yes Pennsylvania has as many cows as any other place and it's a hundred year old story.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)

824 Same here, Skip. Only ever heard joking about it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:46 AM (dyO5W)

825 I remember in the pixar movie 'Cars' I watched with the kids, they spoofed the cow tipping legend with tractor tipping. It was cute.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:49 AM (dyO5W)

826 snipe hunting is a big joke too but snipe are real and people hunt them. It is just that if a bunch of guys you barely know ask you to go snipe hunting and give you a sac, you are probably getting played.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:50 AM (n13/j)

827 I'm heading out.

Actually will get to work early enough to get my stuff done before I have to open. That's always a plus!

Make it a great day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 10, 2019 04:52 AM (dyO5W)

828 i think cow tipping is mainly a joke but i can't deny it exists for obvious reasons. But have been near some cows in a less than sober state and didn't tip any. The theory is they sleep with their feet together but never really saw that. Well you get the rest. I am coming clean, i have never done it either for real.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:54 AM (n13/j)

829 same to you My Life

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 04:57 AM (n13/j)

830 If I wasn't relurking, I would need to find a nickname for My Life is Insanity. It doesn't roll of the tongue. But either way, fare well friend. And to all, I enjoyed the chats. I will try to post once in a while.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 05:04 AM (n13/j)

831 .americanthinker.com/the_bluffpeachment.html
https://tinyurl.com/y5fyvd5v

Levin last evening went through explaining this as well

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:06 AM (ZCEU2)

832 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 10, 2019 05:06 AM (Dhht7)

833 If not copying I shorten nice, MLii, which comes to my mind as Milly

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:08 AM (ZCEU2)

834 Left arm hurts where I got my flu shot yesterday. Trouble sleeping when I'd turn onto left side. Pain would wake me up.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 10, 2019 05:08 AM (Dhht7)

835 I hate shots
Wife any better ollddog?

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:14 AM (ZCEU2)

836 If not copying I shorten nice, MLii, which comes to my mind as Milly

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:08 AM (ZCEU2)

good idea.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 05:14 AM (n13/j)

837 Levin last evening went through explaining this as well

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:06 AM (ZCEU2)

that is a good article that 99 percent of Americans will never read. ok, 99.9 percent.
AS everyone says impeachment is a purely political action. If the Repubs stay firm in the Senate, Trump can not be removed. But you have to rely on politicians to never go wobbly. And for that, the Repub message has to at least mitigate the Dems. The Dems have all of media, academia, and Hollyweird on their side. We have to respond with some info on the R side. Again, he simply can not be removed if R's don't go wobbly ANd yeah, like the article said, the Dems don't even want a real vote on this. I hope the author is right and impeachment will ruin the Dems.

Posted by: quint at October 10, 2019 05:20 AM (n13/j)

838 Hey, Skip. It's been a rough week.

Had to cancel wound clinic Tues 'cause she was too weak. Collapsed while washing face at sink. Got her into local cancer center and they gave her pain med, fluids and vitamins through her port.

Yesterday went to STL for Dr and chemo appt. Canceled chemo but sent us to clinic. She got pain med, fluids and 2 units of blood. It was a long ass day.



Posted by: olddog in mo at October 10, 2019 05:30 AM (Dhht7)

839 olddog that is bad news

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:38 AM (ZCEU2)

840 There could, and probably will be a couple of Republican Senators vote for impeachment, Mittens for one.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:45 AM (ZCEU2)

841 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 05:51 AM (arJlL)

842 Taking my tablet to work, sadly can't be on line but where I'm going is getting a professional train set and it should be done by now. Not a train guy but love miniatures.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:55 AM (ZCEU2)

843 You think the walking phallic from Utah would pay for a vote for impeachment or is he installed till he quits?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 10, 2019 05:56 AM (SxBH1)

844 The naked woman story says the school was in session but highly doubt it really was, unless the nuns were beating the boys away from the windows with canes.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 06:00 AM (ZCEU2)

845 There could, and probably will be a couple of Republican Senators vote for impeachment, Mittens for one.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:45 AM (ZCEU2)

I wonder if the Utah Utes realize what they have done. They have done nothing to help Utah. They have only brought scorn and bewilderment upon the state. We all know Utah is conservative. They could have picked anyone out of a hat and he would have done better by the state. What did electing Mittens accomplish? He telegraphed that he was going to be against the administration. The Dems telegraphed they would impeach. That is what gets me really, they even told us when it was going to happen. They said this before the Ukraine bs. It was planned from the beginning.

That is what I don't get. Why don't people shout this to the rooftops. The Dems said the 2018 election was about impeachment. I guess the nouveau Trump voters of 2016 did not buy it. Ok, I have to let that go but it still galls me. All the Trump voters had to do is show up a second time and none of this would be happening. Sour grapes on my part. Populations never get the big picture, they go from one side to the next haphazardly.

But Utah made a big mistake. Fat chance a utah rep gets a national nod anytime soon. Again good state, bad rep they chose.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 06:01 AM (n13/j)

846 There could, and probably will be a couple of Republican Senators vote for impeachment, Mittens for one.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 05:45 AM (ZCEU2)


As of now, I agree with you. But once the Senate gets the indictment (impeachment), then the Republican senators get to subpoena everyone under the fucking sun, including That Fucking Guy, to testify under oath. Once that testimony is given, any asshole RINO who still votes for conviction based upon the obviously bullshit impeachment should eat a bag of dicks live on CNN. Even Brennan is starting his 'walk-back' because he fears testifying under oath because of the lies he already promulgated while not under oath.

Impeachment by the House Dems would be a prime example of 'The Rule of Unintended Consequences'.

Posted by: RickZ at October 10, 2019 06:01 AM (Y8PSl)

847 It has been pointed out by a few radio talk shows impeachment besides being a political game needs the population to go along, and while Rs and Ds have their minds made up those 3 people in the middle don't.

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 06:04 AM (ZCEU2)

848 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:04 AM (cqNba)

849 I'm outta here
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2019 06:07 AM (ZCEU2)

850 Guiliani claiming there's more shit coming on the Bidens' corruption, and that it's coming from Romania next.

I wonder what those crooks have been up to there? And did the Romanian graft pay as well as the Ukranian graft?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2019 06:07 AM (k4dH2)

851 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:08 AM (u82oZ)

852 Have a good day, Skip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:08 AM (u82oZ)

853 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

854 G'morning, Salty.

Always good to see you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba)

855 LOL !

daybydaycartoon.com has a shout-out to Ace this morning !



G'mornin' everyone !

49 degrees, clouding up, chance of coffee.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 06:10 AM (wscsn)

856 What do you think it would take to get Ted Cruz and AOC to agree with each other about a topic?

Impossible, right?


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/344820/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)

857 TrivialPursuer

Since 2008, I look at the federal budget as the greatest looting of a nation since Pizarro and the Incas.

Set the baseline way up, and never return it, as you only use continuing resolutions.

And for what?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

858 Village Idiot's Apprentice

And you as well. We seem to be missing each other by minutes in the comments. I come back later and see yours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

859 The NBA was already dead to me. Haven't watched a game in over a decade.

Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 06:15 AM (DBGf/)

860 " LOL !

daybydaycartoon.com has a shout-out to Ace this morning !


Damn...we be famous.

https://www.daybydaycartoon.com

And the cartoon is a hot link to us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:15 AM (cqNba)

861 "I come back later and see yours."

I have been able to sleep in a little later for the first time in years.

Could explain it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)

862 @843

Utah is run by the syndicate, Romney is a Senator until he dies, quits or the syndicate wants a new sock puppet.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 10, 2019 06:16 AM (FOYQv)

863 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Our outside-the-city real estate market is hopping. The city and the University are loosing people. Due to higher taxes and a nanny state, and high fees respectively.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

864 Hey, the HQ is mentioned in today's Day by Day Cartoon.

Ace use to have them in the sidebar. What happened? Chris's check bounced, or something?

Posted by: Paladin at October 10, 2019 06:17 AM (1dczH)

865 What do you think it would take to get Ted Cruz and AOC to agree with each other about a topic?



Impossible, right?





https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/344820/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)

it is shocking really. i mentioned much earlier that left and right are on this China thing but your link seals the deal. I could never see a Dem presidential candidate doing this without at least saying the USA history is twice as bad as China. It really is shocking but the a few on the letft are calling this out. It is odd, they would never all out the M.E. for any wrongs.

But we should take this opportunity and call the NBA out and lay it on the line. You are either for freedom (they aren't) or you are not (they are). This issue should not get any room to breathe. And from what I have noticed, it isn't. I realize China is not going to free HK. But maybe there can finally be an American consensus here. Maybe the people will actually support their president in some international issue. Crazier things have happened but rarely to Repubs.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 06:18 AM (n13/j)

866 Set the baseline way up, and never return it, as you only use continuing resolutions. 

And for what?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

For votes. Certainly not for the benefit of the country.

It is offensive...their assumption that we are stupid.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2019 06:19 AM (wYseH)

867 "It is offensive...their assumption that we are stupid. "

we...as Morons?

Or

We...as the general electorate?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:20 AM (cqNba)

868 No kidding on the CR thing; where are the Porkulus funds going, every year, anyway ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 06:22 AM (wscsn)

869 Quint and Gossamer Penguin

Sigh. The Mormon Church was a Plan D, if things went south fast. Based on all the great mormons I have known, and cultural superiority.

It is another sign of great greed. Romney is the Papal Nuncio to the US for the Mormon Church. They are getting lots of federal dollars, and potential converts.

And they seem to be making a sharp Left turn.

I have drafted a letter in my head to the head guy, complaining. I wonder, if enough of us write, if we can influence the leaders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

870 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2019 06:24 AM (hTPJO)

871 The NBA was already dead to me. Haven't watched a game in over a decade.


Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 06:15 AM (DBGf/)

they are dead to me too, but if they have to twist in the wind deciding between their nation an the PRC, so be it. what really galled me was Steph Curry saying while he speaks for those without a voice in the USA, he knows nothing about China. As if he doesn't understand freedom. And Whoes voice does this millionaire speak for exactly? Does he care about my voice, or yours? How does he presume to speak for Americans but he says he can't understand China? No one speaks for me and no one asked me if they could speak for me. But I know about Tiananmen. Did they not teach that at NBA U?

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 06:24 AM (n13/j)

872 I have drafted a letter in my head to the head guy, complaining. I wonder, if enough of us write, if we can influence the leaders.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Well, He can start striking them down....

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2019 06:25 AM (hTPJO)

873 Paladin

DbD had had a lot of casual nudity in recent years. Ask me hoe I know.

Maybe because they were busty, but not busty lesbians? And very Texan culturally, not NYC, NY?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

874 Morning Horde !
Prayers for Mrs Olddog.
Got my shot for shingles yesterday, first of two.
Oooo-weeee! THAT'LL get your attention!

Posted by: Heirloominati at October 10, 2019 06:26 AM (dYdbl)

875 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:20 AM (cqNba)

I don't think that the American electorate is stupid; I think that they are lazy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2019 06:26 AM (wYseH)

876 Almost another mass shooting...

Almost


https://cbsloc.al/30ZawuR

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:28 AM (cqNba)

877 There are twice as many Chinese NBA viewers than American NBA viewers. It is simple. The NBA has chosen the bigger market. Buh bye.

Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 06:29 AM (DBGf/)

878 spoke to a mix of 2,000 women and men and found that more than 33 percent of farmers have sex at least once a day

Meanwhile, journalists fall short a fifth of those surveyed said they only had sex once a month.

learn to codeoff

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)

879 Heirloominati

Yes, the first of those two new shingle shots gets your attention. For several days I had a red, sore bump on my arm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

880 "I don't think that the American electorate is stupid; I think that they are lazy."

You talking about the part of the electorate that believes that open borders are a path to world peace?

Or the part of the electorate that believes that we will develop world class students by dumbing down education standards?

I tend to try to think positively.

But, I am surrounded by that part of the electorate that lives in Baltimore.

Perhaps I just can't see the forest for the idiots.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)

881 rhennigantx

I can testify that there are a lot of hawt & happy Farmer moms visiting the Grade School and dropping off multiple kids for indoctrination every day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

882 @869

You would be pissing in the wind my friend.


One of the things about having a true outsider and maverick as President is that he has exposed how truly corrupt the US has become, the dirty dealings, the sleazy operatives, the double crossers, the vindictive entrenched beuracracy, the media as enemy, etc.


We cannot recover from this, the forces of evil have seized control and are marching and except for our beautifully magnificent orange man, there is no one fighting the fight.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 10, 2019 06:33 AM (FOYQv)

883
Quint and Gossamer Penguin



Sigh. The Mormon Church was a Plan D, if things went south fast.
Based on all the great mormons I have known, and cultural superiority.



It is another sign of great greed. Romney is the Papal Nuncio to
the US for the Mormon Church. They are getting lots of federal dollars,
and potential converts.



And they seem to be making a sharp Left turn.



I have drafted a letter in my head to the head guy, complaining. I
wonder, if enough of us write, if we can influence the leaders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

i wont touch that as i really don't know enough about it. Hell, i know nothing about it but I don't deny it exists. What i don't get is what they think Romney could do. Is he advancing utah interests? Maybe he is and I just don't get it. But there have to be other UTES who are conservative and don't make their life goal to take down their own president. Why not send a young Orrin Hatch type? Like I said, I really now nothing of the inner workings here. No doubt Mitt was given the job for whatever reason. I thought it was name recognition but I don't know the details. I still say it hurts the state with R's.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 06:35 AM (n13/j)

884 Gossamer Penguin

Sorta disagree. We are fighting as well.

Our daily interactions can be like the drip - drip - drip of truth on the almost impervious skulls of the mis-educated. Every once in a while there is an A-Ha! moment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

885
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 10, 2019 06:37 AM (cuot+)

886 Bringing fire and brimstone upon Japan for the sin of attacking Pearl Harbor is the B-29 Superfortress "The Padre and His Angels" of the 483rd BS/505th BG.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4wdegj3

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2019 06:38 AM (Bshe6)

887 "Gossamer Penguin

Sorta disagree. We are fighting as well.

Our daily interactions can be like the drip - drip - drip of truth on the almost impervious skulls of the mis-educated. Every once in a while there is an A-Ha! moment."

Gonna go with this here group of words that Salty wrote.

I know that in this area, we have a huge opportunity educate and change folks minds.

Had another conversation yesterday with another neighbor from two streets over.

He felt that he was the ONLY one who felt the same way that the rest of us do here.

Because one thing that conservatives in general really suck at is outreach on a personal level.

We want to see a rally with thousands in attendance.

Almost like an old time revival.

What we need is individual interactions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:40 AM (cqNba)

888 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 10, 2019 06:40 AM (t+qrx)

889
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 10, 2019 06:40 AM (cuot+)

890 Our outside-the-city real estate market is hopping. The city and the
University are loosing people. Due to higher taxes and a nanny state,
and high fees respectively.

Sounds like my area in upstate NY....I'm getting a new housing development right down the street. Lots of new homes. Go into the city and look for any new building...good luck. Some new section 8 housing of course.

Posted by: Colin at October 10, 2019 06:42 AM (y1YCl)

891 And maybe after thinking about my own words above, I find myself in more agreement, and less in disagreement with CD about the electorate not being stupid, but being lazy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)

892 Thank you all for a pleasant 40 minutes of adult conversation. Work preps start now.

Have a blessed day, everyone.

May no YOLO Darwin Award candidate approach your vehicle, unless you are driving a M1126 Stryker. Then, Game On!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

893 Just got back from my morning 2 miles with the dogs. Light rain and 50. My daughter on the other side of the state is getting dumped on with snow. 25 degrees and 20 mile an hour winds. Yikes! Weird weather.

Posted by: Molly k. at October 10, 2019 06:44 AM (C1NuF)

894 AnnaPuma-

You're up early !

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 06:44 AM (arJlL)

895 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:44 AM (cqNba)

896 CD=CBD


My keyboard hates me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)

897 And for those of us just now joining us.

our main page sidebar has a link to a nice article about online news aggregators.

And Ace, and our very own J.J. Sefton get an excellent shout out in the attached link.


I wonder if J.J. is gonna demand a raise.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:48 AM (cqNba)

898 Morning shift today so up and atom early.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2019 06:51 AM (Bshe6)

899 CD=CBD





My keyboard hates me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)CB -1970sfiddling CBD - well, 1970s too
CBD round these parts - 2019
the other CBD, imo, waste of money.


Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 06:51 AM (n13/j)

900 @884
One man is fighting well, with a few others aiding the fight, but the overall trajectory is crystal clear, the marxists long march has been largely successful and is bearing fruit, couple that with a supine, corrupt, feckless and largely ineffectual opposition party that is simply not up to the task of beating this back even it they were inclined to do so.

We cannot even remove 50 US troops from a country we have no business being in without a major psychodrama and psyop campaign erupting from the usual suspects in the Deep State, Media, GOP.

This country is on the verge of being lost.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 10, 2019 06:51 AM (FOYQv)

901 Morning shift today so up and atom early.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Have fun and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 06:52 AM (arJlL)

902 kind of a dumb post and formatted about as poorly as humanly possible. Not sure what happened there.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 06:52 AM (n13/j)

903 " Not sure what happened there. "

It is what is known in scientific circles as the 'AoSHQ Effect'

Cogent thought in= written garbage out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:54 AM (cqNba)

904 successful and is bearing fruit, couple that with a
supine, corrupt, feckless and largely ineffectual opposition party that
is simply not up to the task of beating this back even it they were
inclined to do so.

We cannot even remove 50 US troops from a
country we have no business being in without a major psychodrama and
psyop campaign erupting from the usual suspects in the Deep State,
Media, GOP.

This country is on the verge of being lost.


Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 10, 2019 06:51 AM (FOYQv)


I give you this, you have strong takes. I say half of that and nicer, I get three posters on my ass for a night.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 06:54 AM (n13/j)

905 Not sure what happened there. "



It is what is known in scientific circles as the 'AoSHQ Effect'



Cogent thought in= written garbage out.





Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 06:54 AM (cqNba)

thanks for calling my thought cogent. But yeah, It seems once in a blue moon my formatting goes to shite.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 06:56 AM (n13/j)

906 I just read the latest whistle blowers complaint and the "transcript" he provided to cbs news.


That memo he gave cbs news bears no relationship to the transcript that Trump released, none whatsoever. It is 100% pure bull$hit drama.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

907 'That memo he gave cbs news bears no relationship to the transcript that Trump released, none whatsoever. It is 100% pure bull$hit drama. "

Perhaps Schiff had it edited for clarity.

Or some other stupid reason.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:01 AM (cqNba)

908 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Had to turn the furnace on for the first time at Stately Poppins Manor last night. Today, temps in the 50s and showers most of the day.

And work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 10, 2019 07:01 AM (Ki5SV)

909 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.



Had to turn the furnace on for the first time at Stately Poppins
Manor last night. Today, temps in the 50s and showers most of the day.



And work.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 10, 2019 07:01 AM (Ki5SV)
that is called climate change. If it was hot for some reason we call that Global Warming.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:03 AM (n13/j)

910 Mornin yall. Woke up to the sound of 5-6 gunshots, not so far off in the distance. Sounds like it might have come from the convenience store about 1/4 mile away. No sirens yet.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2019 07:04 AM (Tnijr)

911 "Sounds like it might have come from the convenience store about 1/4 mile away. No sirens yet."

Is this a common occurrence around you?

Stay safe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:04 AM (cqNba)

912 910 Mornin yall. Woke up to the sound of 5-6 gunshots, not so far off in the distance. Sounds like it might have come from the convenience store about 1/4 mile away. No sirens yet.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2019 07:04 AM (Tnijr)

natives be restless??

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

913 well that is unsettling. it is not all that far from hunting season. I remember waking up to duck hunters on given days in better times.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:06 AM (n13/j)

914 Huh? What!?

Posted by: Deaffy Duck at October 10, 2019 07:06 AM (kUL7J)

915 Yeah, lazy is what we got from prosperity, not stupid;
stupid is what the edjumacshional system is working on.


Lately it seems the week doesn't go by without either Mrs or myself finding a closeted conservawoke person, usually thrilled to find another one.


Thanks for the nose art, Anna !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:07 AM (wscsn)

916 We're 86 comments from 1k. Must have been a barn burner last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2019 07:07 AM (hTPJO)

917 sorry, duck enthusiasts.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:08 AM (n13/j)

918 'Is this a common occurrence around you?'

No but when they put that store in three years ago I predicted it. Mostly we get the noise from crappy cars with subwoofers the size of trash cars.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2019 07:09 AM (Tnijr)

919 "It is 100% pure bull$hit drama.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG) "



That is all they've got; all they ever had.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:09 AM (wscsn)

920 @906
They can make up whatever fairy tale they want because the transcript of the call is an approximation and even if there was an audio recording the Donks and media would say it was selectively edited.

This is another Deep State Op being perpetrated by elements of the CIA, IG and Donk apparatus.

The Donks, media and some portions of the GOP are beating the Drums for impeachment, they want Trump the Disrupter gone and they are going to try to bully the American people into supporting this Coup.

They may very well succeed.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 10, 2019 07:09 AM (FOYQv)

921 went from urethras to Kurds to whiskey and cow tipping Not the night of the beaver but still it was something. The night of the beaver was more fun though. This one left me flat

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:10 AM (n13/j)

922 I am thinking that there are a whole lot of PG and E customers in Northern Calif. experiencing quite the "wake-up call."

Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 07:11 AM (DBGf/)

923 "This one left me flat "

I know the feeling

Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at October 10, 2019 07:11 AM (cqNba)

924 "They may very well succeed."

Let not your heart be troubled.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)

925 The deer have started showing their tails around here again. Saw 5 in the yard last night. Also a coyote yesterday morning. I doubt it was a neighbor shooting though. The shots came in rapid succession.

Still no sirens. Must have been some aspiring rappers on their way to school.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2019 07:12 AM (Tnijr)

926 **looks around attic**

I've got to tidy this place one day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 10, 2019 07:13 AM (Ki5SV)

927 "The night of the beaver was more fun though. This one left me flat"

Woe be to those that witness my appearance.

Posted by: the sloth at October 10, 2019 07:14 AM (Tnijr)

928 922 I am thinking that there are a whole lot of PG and E customers in Northern Calif. experiencing quite the "wake-up call."
Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 07:11 AM (DBGf/)

If your semi government agency cannot keep the lights on TUFF FUKN LUCK! And these people think they can run healthcare for 300 Million.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

929 "I've got to tidy this place one day."

Never put off till tomorrow, those things which...

can be put off till next week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:15 AM (cqNba)

930 "And these people think they can run healthcare for 300 Million."

Run to the same standards of excellence as the USPS.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba)

931 So, you don't like it that we pollute the aquifer and poison people? You want to punish us because we cannot trim trees due to environmental crap?
We'll show you.

Posted by: PG and E at October 10, 2019 07:18 AM (DBGf/)

932 What we need is a scientific study which shows that vehicle air bag deployments harm the environment.

Then we can ban air bags.

Because...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:22 AM (cqNba)

933 pg and e is always the bogeyman. They took their lumps from Erin Brokovich. THey are always the bad guy because they are in Commifornia. Now who is the power company in Rhode Island? Exactly.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:22 AM (n13/j)

934 ha!

Nearly three years after Los Angeles voters approved $1.2 billion in housing for the homeless, LA has yet to see a single building completed.

Each apartment costs an average of $531,373 to build, which exceeds the median price of a market-rate condo.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

935 I don't give two shits about the Braves, but I see they stopped the tomahawk chop because one pitcher complained. I can't wait until some lactose intolerant player complains about the cheesheads.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2019 07:23 AM (Tnijr)

936 Insty's place is now linking to the Don Serber article which mentions us. and J.J.

Time to put pants on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:23 AM (cqNba)

937 The deer are on the move...saw 3 does and 2 bucks next door also last night. If I was a deer I'd move next to a no hunting place, and get shot anyway, even by a avid gun hater.

Posted by: Colin at October 10, 2019 07:23 AM (y1YCl)

938 Now who is the power company in Rhode Island? Exactly.
Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:22 AM (n13/j)
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They have power in Rhode Island?

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2019 07:23 AM (aXucN)

939 the night of the beaver was a year or so ago. people made a lot of beaver jokes. I have probably already said too much. No one speaks of the night of the beaver.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:24 AM (n13/j)

940 I was being facetious. California lets the woodland get out of control and then PG and E gets blamed for the wildfires. The Left hates PG and E because it is a for-profit enterprise.

Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 07:24 AM (DBGf/)

941 They have power in RI. Not so much in North Calif.

Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 07:25 AM (DBGf/)

942 Now who is the power company in Rhode Island? Exactly.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:22 AM (n13/j)

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They have power in Rhode Island?



Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2019 07:23 AM (aXucN)

now you got me, I assume yes but what i was going for was small and obscure. The other candidates were South Dakota and Idaho.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:25 AM (n13/j)

943 >>Now who is the power company in Rhode Island? Exactly.

National Grid. Lights are on despite the Nor'easter.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2019 07:25 AM (ZLI7S)

944 I had a dream
But it turned to dust
What I thought was love
That must have been lust

I was living in style
When the walls fell in
When I played my hand
I looked like a joker

Turn around
Fate must have woke her
'Cause lady luck she wasv
Waiting outside the door

I'm winning
I'm winning
I'm winning
And I don't intend on losing again

Posted by: HRC at October 10, 2019 07:27 AM (Tnijr)

945 939 the night of the beaver was a year or so ago. people made a lot of beaver jokes. I have probably already said too much. No one speaks of the night of the beaver.
Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:24 AM (n13/j)

First rule of beaver club

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

946 PG and E = Wreckers

Must be destroyed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2019 07:27 AM (EIi4N)

947 This is like waiting for Godot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 10, 2019 07:27 AM (Ki5SV)

948 Now West Virginia certainly has no electricity...Hicks still burn wood and coal you know.

Posted by: Colin at October 10, 2019 07:27 AM (y1YCl)

949 "And these people think they can run healthcare for 300 Million.

Posted by: rhennigantx"

The primary goal of a nationalized health care system will be diversity. Then fairness and equity. Quality will be a distant fourth,at better, if at all.


Think your public schools but with doctors instead of teachers.

Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2019 07:27 AM (MxEKc)

950 "This is like waiting for Godot."

#twoweeks

Posted by: Godot, by carrier pigeon at October 10, 2019 07:29 AM (Tnijr)

951 Think your public schools but with doctors instead of teachers.

Complete with strategic labor strikes every now and then.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:29 AM (lD3vL)

952 "And these people think they can run healthcare for 300 Million."

Run to the same standards of excellence as the USPS.


And the same customer service and care as the DMV.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL)

953 The primary goal of a nationalized health care
system will be diversity. Then fairness and equity. Quality will be a
distant fourth,at better, if at all.


Think your public schools but with doctors instead of teachers.





Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2019 07:27 AM

---

The VA in Dallas just got a 5 star rating, the best they can get. This is the same VA that told me I had to wait 3 years for a heart catherzation.


The wife bought Blue Cross insurance and I had a heart cath done the very next week.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 07:32 AM (JUOKG)

954 i have never done this but why not now? I saw Urethras to Kurds open for Whiskey at Cow tipping in '78

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:32 AM (n13/j)

955 I am planning to relurk so I want to get it all out.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:33 AM (n13/j)

956 951 Think your public schools but with doctors instead of teachers.

Complete with strategic labor strikes every now and then.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:29 AM (lD3vL)

Bernie got his 2 stents (from JOOZ) in about 8 hours. He did not even have the balls to go to Sweden or Finland and prove their system was better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

957 Might as well enjoy all the perks of membership, Quint !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:34 AM (wscsn)

958 If we go to nationalized health care, can I get the 'bring out your dead' cart concession?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:34 AM (cqNba)

959 Now West Virginia certainly has no electricity...Hicks still burn wood and coal you know.


Posted by: Colin at October 10, 2019 07:27 AM (y1YCl)

yeah coal never made no damned electricity. You get it from an app or usb port.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:35 AM (n13/j)

960 Might as well enjoy all the perks of membership, Quint !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:34 AM (wscsn)

i am going out in style! now i need a first.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:36 AM (n13/j)

961 'More than half of House Republicans have backed a resolution to censure House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff '

More than half you say! Those Republicans sure know how to hang together.

Posted by: Godot, never mind i aint showing up at October 10, 2019 07:36 AM (Tnijr)

962 If we go to nationalized health care, can I get the 'bring out your dead' cart concession?

I'm pretty sure that one will be unionized too.

Who do you know that can set you up?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL)

963 JJS will be along Real Soon Now !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:37 AM (wscsn)

964
'More than half of House Republicans have backed a resolution to censure House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff '



More than half you say! Those Republicans sure know how to hang together.

Posted by: Godot, never mind i aint showing up at October 10, 2019 07:36 AM (Tnijr)

lol, that is twice as many as a third! Those R's stick together

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:38 AM (n13/j)

965 I'm surprised that Mitt "I used to be governor of Massachusetts" Romney hasn't nominated Schiff for a "Profile in Courage" award yet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 10, 2019 07:38 AM (Ki5SV)

966 The VA in Dallas just got a 5 star rating, the best
they can get. This is the same VA that told me I had to wait 3 years for
a heart catherzation.


The wife bought Blue Cross insurance and I had a heart cath done the very next week.


Posted by: Mr. Scott



They probably go many extra points for diversity and equity. (This is being done in school rating systems so you must take that into account when looking at schools for your kids. )

Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2019 07:39 AM (MxEKc)

967 "If we go to nationalized health care, can I get the 'bring out your dead' cart concession? "

For a small fee I can get you a 5 year GSA contract.

Posted by: Some guy on the phone at October 10, 2019 07:39 AM (Tnijr)

968 Shutting off power to massive numbers of residents is now what California calls "forest management." Don't you love Progressivism.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:39 AM (H8QX8)

969 A good sized branch from a huge maple fell on my stoop during yesterday's storm. Took a nice chunk out of the bottom step.

I love that tree for all the shade it provides, but it's too close to the house and scares the crap out of me. Think I'll call the tree guy today.

Posted by: IrishEi, willower extraordinaire at October 10, 2019 07:39 AM (sGotD)

970 I love that tree for all the shade it provides, but it's too close to the house and scares the crap out of me. Think I'll call the tree guy today.
Posted by: IrishEi, willower extraordinaire at October 10, 2019 07:39 AM (sGotD)

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 07:41 AM (H8QX8)

971 C'mon, you're sooo close. Shoot for 1000 before JJ gets here.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 10, 2019 07:42 AM (81OU+)

972 Doing my part......

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 07:42 AM (JUOKG)

973 We're trying, I guess, but not so as to create an unseemly rush, as if we thought it was important or anything.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:43 AM (wscsn)

974 you know JJ is going to show up at 989

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 10, 2019 07:43 AM (FIrEF)

975 I can haz cantankerous??

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2019 07:44 AM (uDh3k)

976 Ring, ring, ring!,

Posted by: J.J.'s Alarm Clock at October 10, 2019 07:44 AM (WrQfI)

977 Shutting off power to massive numbers of residents is now what California calls "forest management." Don't you love Progressivism.

I think the California government is trying to set up a permanent SEAR course for its residents.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:44 AM (lD3vL)

978 I guess Dan just liked my comment.

Posted by: IrishEi, willower extraordinaire at October 10, 2019 07:44 AM (sGotD)

979 Good morning!

I got NO sympathy for the Cali folks. You voted for it. You got it. Live with it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 10, 2019 07:44 AM (EB1Ur)

980 The Puerto Rico GDP is about $100 B. We just sent them $91 B in aid. Where did that money go???

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

981 I guess Dan just liked my comment.

I did too. Just didn't feel as compelled to repeat it, rather just sit back and reflect upon it without comment.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:45 AM (lD3vL)

982 The Puerto Rico GDP is about $100 B. We just sent them $91 B in aid. Where did that money go???

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:44 AM
Probably the Caymans

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 10, 2019 07:45 AM (FIrEF)

983 @949 Ripley

Better comparison would be the DMV.

I know a German doctor who told me if he knew what he was getting into he would have bailed young. He told me that national insurance means you are only reimbursed a certain amount-- eat you the rest. Some make up the margin with volume, hence here you end up with a plathora of patients running a guanltet of needless appointments, fraudulent claims from doctors, doctors unwilling to prescribe anything (unless you clearly state you will pay out of pocket), etc..

Talented European doctors leave. There is no incentive to take on more patients and "help" sick people as there is no gain for taking on more risk and headaches.

But hey. We got social insurance. G-d help you if you actually needed serious medical help.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 10, 2019 07:46 AM (80rst)

984 "Former Vice President Joe Biden was personally paid $900,000 for
lobbying activities from Burisma Holdings, according to Ukrainian MP
Andriy Derkach."

Would you look at that. And there are documents to back it up too.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 07:46 AM (JUOKG)

985 "It is gone where the woodbine twineth."

- Jay Gould (?)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:46 AM (wscsn)

986 The VA in Dallas just got a 5 star rating, the best
they can get. This is the same VA that told me I had to wait 3 years for
a heart catherzation.


The wife bought Blue Cross insurance and I had a heart cath done the very next week.


Posted by: Mr. Scott

-----------------------------------------------------

With the exception of specialized treatments for military-specific issues, vets should just be given normal health insurance. It would be cheaper than keeping the VA afloat and more responsive as well.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 10, 2019 07:46 AM (81OU+)

987 Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

Seems like the Dem leadership was down there partyin not too long ago.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 10, 2019 07:46 AM (EB1Ur)

988 The Puerto Rico GDP is about $100 B. We just sent them $91 B in aid. Where did that money go???
Posted by: rhennigantx

That's a lotta red beans and rice !

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 07:46 AM (arJlL)

989 The Puerto Rico GDP is about $100 B. We just sent them $91 B in aid. Where did that money go???

Any more cocaine deliveries recently to Biden?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:46 AM (lD3vL)

990 wow

The U.S. government had open-source intelligence and was aware as early as February of 2019 that the Ukrainian government was planning to reopen the Burisma investigation

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

991 OK... thats 989...Where' JJ?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 10, 2019 07:48 AM (EB1Ur)

992 1K?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2019 07:48 AM (uDh3k)

993 Erdogan keeps using the word "refugees", but how can they be refugees when he's explicitly saying "I'm unleashing them upon your country in order to destroy it."?

That's an invading army.

Posted by: Allie at October 10, 2019 07:48 AM (sm6Pk)

994 JJ must be waiting until we hit 1000

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 10, 2019 07:48 AM (FIrEF)

995 But hey. We got social insurance. G-d help you if you actually needed serious medical help.

Just make sizable contributions to the Clinton Global Initiative.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:48 AM (lD3vL)

996 Almost there...

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 10, 2019 07:48 AM (81OU+)

997 999!

Posted by: Herman Cane at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (Tnijr)

998 OOOOOOO

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (arJlL)

999 JJ must be waiting until we hit 1000

Ok, I'll step up and be willowed.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (lD3vL)

1000 AHHHHHH

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (arJlL)

1001 Bam!

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (uDh3k)

1002 crap fell short again

Posted by: Herman Cane at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (Tnijr)

1003 Woohoo

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (81OU+)

1004 1000

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (n13/j)

1005 JJ?


Well?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:49 AM (lD3vL)

1006 no wonder i never do this

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (n13/j)

1007 I'm so proud of all of you. You're my heroes.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (81OU+)

1008 Ok, I'll step up and be willowed.

Where IS Willow ?

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (arJlL)

1009 Maybe I can be 1066.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (Ki5SV)

1010 With the exception of specialized treatments for
military-specific issues, vets should just be given normal health
insurance. It would be cheaper than keeping the VA afloat and more
responsive as well.


Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 10, 2019 07:46 AM

---

The problem with that is it would be crappy insurance just like my retired Tricare. No Doctor within 65 miles of me will take it as Primary Insurance because the reimbursements are so low and the wait for reimbursements is so long.

Anything they gave us would basically be at Medicaid levels. Good luck finding anyone who would accept that kind of insurance.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (JUOKG)

1011 woohoo ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (wscsn)

1012 Well, we're waiting!!!!

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (FIrEF)

1013 >>wow

>>The U.S. government had open-source intelligence and was aware as early as February of 2019 that the Ukrainian government was planning to reopen the Burisma investigation

Wow. Ukraine.

Who knew?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (ZLI7S)

1014 [looking out window]

Hitting 1000 didn't really have that much effect.... it does seem brighter outside though... and there are more birds at the feeder.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:51 AM (lD3vL)

1015 Maybe I can be 1066.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (Ki5SV)

i remember that. Was the the London fire?

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:51 AM (n13/j)

1016 or 1024th, digital 1k ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:52 AM (wscsn)

1017 Wow. Ukraine.

So when are they going to impeach Trump on selling Uranium mines to the Russians?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:52 AM (lD3vL)

1018 1014 [looking out window]

Hitting 1000 didn't really have that much effect.... it does seem brighter outside though... and there are more birds at the feeder.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:51 AM (lD3vL)

your bird follow the comments here?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

1019 The problem with that is it would be crappy insurance just like my retired Tricare. No Doctor within 65 miles of me will take it as Primary Insurance because the reimbursements are so low and the wait for reimbursements is so long.

-----------------------------------------------

Yeah, it needs to be BCBS or some-such. Commercial health insurance, not something different.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 10, 2019 07:52 AM (81OU+)

1020 sorry only off by 600 years but I got the 66 which is nice.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:53 AM (n13/j)

1021 I usually have a magic touch. I come here and start reading, post something, and then find out a new post was up a minute after I started reading.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 10, 2019 07:53 AM (FIrEF)

1022 Looking for 1024.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 10, 2019 07:53 AM (4Ss4P)

1023 following Ace is gonna be The New Black pretty soon ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:53 AM (wscsn)

1024 1024 would be 1K of Moron.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 10, 2019 07:54 AM (4Ss4P)

1025 Anything they gave us would basically be at Medicaid levels. Good luck finding anyone who would accept that kind of insurance.

Have you declared yourself to be an illegal alien?

They get top-notch care free of charge.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:54 AM (lD3vL)

1026 i remember that. Was the the London fire?

--------------------------------------------

Battle of Hastings

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 10, 2019 07:54 AM (81OU+)

1027 London Fire was September 1666

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:55 AM (wscsn)

1028 Weaponized Refugees! Wimmen and Children first!

Posted by: klaftern at October 10, 2019 07:56 AM (RuIsu)

1029 Anything they gave us would basically be at Medicaid levels. Good luck finding anyone who would accept that kind of insurance.



Have you declared yourself to be an illegal alien?



They get top-notch care free of charge.






Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:54 AM

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They are the reason no one here will take our insurance. They have to make up the losses they incur by giving all of that free health care to illegals. Signs in Spanish at every hospital and Doctors office here in NE Texas spells out their "right" to be treated even if they can't pay or don't have insurance.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 07:56 AM (JUOKG)

1030 first in line to be Weaponized.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:56 AM (wscsn)

1031 your bird follow the comments here?

Oddly enough, almost all are doves. So if dove hunters are wondering where the game is, they are out eating up everything in sight and crapping on the neighbor's cars.

When picking up sun flower seed, the register attendant asked "Do you really like birds?" I answered, "No, I hate my neighbors".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 07:56 AM (lD3vL)

1032 1066 was also a line of Excalibur cigars.

There. I've met my posting quota for the day.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at October 10, 2019 07:56 AM (4Ss4P)

1033 London Fire was September 1666

Mrs. O'Leary's cow was visiting.

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 07:57 AM (arJlL)

1034 Just read the story "Reactions To My Tweet". There is a line that keeps recurring in this and other similar stories about people who think Capitalism is bad and Communism is good and that line states that these ignorant fucks are more highly educated than the rest of Americans. I'm sorry but if these people are pro Communism, they cannot possible be highly educated. They may have gone to college but they know less than when they first entered said colleges.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 07:57 AM (wzzJf)

1035 JJ is drunk on his newfound fame. No need to waste time on us losers. Ungrateful loaf of bread.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2019 07:58 AM (EIi4N)

1036 there was cigar talk upthread too. i think the cigar mentioned was the fighting cock from the PI.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 07:58 AM (n13/j)

1037 "1033 London Fire was September 1666

Mrs. O'Leary's cow was visiting.

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 07:57 AM (arJlL) "



Little Known Fact:

Chicago Fire Department Academy is built where DeKoven Street used to be.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 07:59 AM (wscsn)

1038 Doctors office here in NE Texas spells out their "right" to be treated even if they can't pay or don't have insurance.

That way they can feel as noble as the "Doctors Without Borders" types without actually having to live the third world experience.

I think it would be bad form to show up to your medical tent in the brush driving a new Range Rover.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:00 AM (lD3vL)

1039 Rose Gold Sunrise. Sailors better WATCH OUT, SUCKA!

Posted by: klaftern at October 10, 2019 08:00 AM (RuIsu)

1040 i could be wrong about pi part. Should have known. Moron relay there. maybe he bought it there.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 08:00 AM (n13/j)

1041 JJ is drunk on his newfound fame. No need to waste time on us losers. Ungrateful loaf of bread.

Probably from over doing it on celebrating his birthday.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (lD3vL)

1042 8AM.

JJ turned into a pumpkin.

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (arJlL)

1043 As of now, I will be voting third party for president next year. I am not normally a single issue voter but I am angry as hell. Trump abandoned our allies in Syria and is leaving them to the Turks. This is unconscionable. While I cannot bring myself to vote for a democrat, I will most certainly not be voting for Mr. Trump again.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (wzzJf)

1044 >>Rose Gold Sunrise. Sailors better WATCH OUT, SUCKA!

We are supposed to get 50 mph gusts today. Think I'll go check on the boat.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2019 08:02 AM (ZLI7S)

1045 Oh, look. Concern.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 10, 2019 08:02 AM (u//oP)

1046 Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (wzzJf)

**strokes chin thoughtfully**

I can see you are a Concerned Conservative, sir.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 10, 2019 08:02 AM (Ki5SV)

1047 Go watch the TuCa interview. The Kurds were allies of convenience. Commies.

Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 08:03 AM (DBGf/)

1048 I recall seeing a monument to the Great London Fire ( I can see AMericans ever doing this). What I heard was if you laid the monument down in the street it would measure to the spot the fire started.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 08:03 AM (n13/j)

1049 I am more concerned that JJ is okay and just sleeping late today.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 08:03 AM (wscsn)

1050 Who knew?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2019 07:50 AM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

JackStraw knew, that's who! Oh yeah.

Posted by: IrishEi, willower extraordinaire at October 10, 2019 08:03 AM (sGotD)

1051 Rose Gold Sunrise. Sailors better WATCH OUT, SUCKA!



We are supposed to get 50 mph gusts today. Think I'll go check on the boat.


Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2019 08:02 AM


---

High of 92 today and a low of 36 tomorrow night here.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 08:03 AM (JUOKG)

1052 Concerny Concernyton forgot the "As a lifelong Republican..." part.

Soros is gonna dock him ten quatloos for that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 10, 2019 08:04 AM (u//oP)

1053 1043 Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (wzzJf)

The People's Republic of China thanks you for your concern.

Posted by: Allie at October 10, 2019 08:04 AM (sm6Pk)

1054 Rain, yes!


Hail, no!

Posted by: creeper at October 10, 2019 08:05 AM (WrQfI)

1055 I am more concerned that JJ is okay and just sleeping late today.

He's probly drinking coffee and smoking big cigars

We're stuck in ONT prison

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 08:05 AM (arJlL)

1056 LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 08:05 AM (wscsn)

1057 As of now, I will be voting third party for president next year. I am not normally a single issue voter but I am angry as hell.

(yawn)

And in two weeks you will find something else to lose your mind over, completely forgetting what the Enemedia claimed Trump did.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:05 AM (lD3vL)

1058 cnn is dumping on biden. The word has been given.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 10, 2019 08:06 AM (JUOKG)

1059 I will most certainly not be voting for Mr. Trump again.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (wzzJf)

Bill

you left out
Life long blah blah
Trump said pussy
mah principles
wifes favorite position when bull is over

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2019 08:06 AM (JFO2v)

1060 Just read the story "Reactions To My Tweet". There is a line that keeps recurring in this and other similar stories about people who think Capitalism is bad and Communism is good and that line states that these ignorant fucks are more highly educated than the rest of Americans. I'm sorry but if these people are pro Communism, they cannot possible be highly educated. They may have gone to college but they know less than when they first entered said colleges.



Progressivism is the belief that society would be better run by an intellectual elite.

A Progressive is someone who imagines themselves as part of this elite.

Posted by: Pakistan at October 10, 2019 08:06 AM (yQpMk)

1061 'Posted by: Bill R. '

Shirley you can't be Syrian.

Posted by: Herman Cane at October 10, 2019 08:06 AM (Tnijr)

1062 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 10, 2019 08:06 AM (yQpMk)

1063 He's probly drinking coffee and smoking big cigars

We're stuck in ONT prison


[doing a little soft shoe act]

Hey! I'm trying to entertain you misfits!

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (lD3vL)

1064 Let's all say a prayer for J.J.'s good health.


Posted by: JAS at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (DBGf/)

1065 So now we see the surge of the Romney Voters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (EIi4N)

1066 You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your sticky sock.

Posted by: Greta Thornburg at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (yQpMk)

1067 So, you don't like it that we pollute the aquifer and poison people? You want to punish us because we cannot trim trees due to environmental crap?
We'll show you.
Posted by: PG and E


Welcome to the 1850's.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (hTPJO)

1068 "Reactions To My Tweet"

My reaction to that story: G-d I fcking hate Commies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (u//oP)

1069 Concerny Concernyton forgot the "As a lifelong Republican..." part.

Soros is gonna dock him ten quatloos for that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 10, 2019 08:04 AM (u//oP)


Was that directed at me? I've been reading, mostly lurking, but occasionally commenting on this blog for at least 10 years. I have been a conservative for most of my life and YOU can go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (wzzJf)

1070 Norman !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (wscsn)

1071 Hastings!, Baby.

Posted by: Greta Thornburg at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (yQpMk)

1072 Prayer Request

A member of my congregation, Arlene, is having heart valve replacement surgery today. If you can say a prayer that all goes smoothly it would be much appreciated. Thx so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (j0JAA)

1073 Progressivism is the belief that society would be better run by an intellectual elite.

A Progressive is someone who imagines themselves as part of this elite.


Basically Plato's Republic, with the Progressives imagining that they are all of Philosopher King stature.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:08 AM (lD3vL)

1074 Prayer Request



A member of my congregation, Arlene, is having heart valve
replacement surgery today. If you can say a prayer that all goes
smoothly it would be much appreciated. Thx so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (j0JAA)

will do and done.

Posted by: Quint at October 10, 2019 08:08 AM (n13/j)

1075 Sexual penetration on you!


No, sexual penetration on YOU!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2019 08:08 AM (EIi4N)

1076 You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your sticky sock.

Call Matt Lauer !

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 08:08 AM (arJlL)

1077 I'll work on it Fen. Thanks for letting us know.

Posted by: creeper at October 10, 2019 08:09 AM (WrQfI)

1078 Was that directed at me? I've been reading, mostly lurking, but occasionally commenting on this blog for at least 10 years. I have been a conservative for most of my life and YOU can go fuck yourself.

Why bother fucking myself when your wife is so willing to satisfy my needs?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 10, 2019 08:09 AM (u//oP)

1079 Prayer Request



A member of my congregation, Arlene, is having heart valve
replacement surgery today. If you can say a prayer that all goes
smoothly it would be much appreciated. Thx so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

OK !

Posted by: JT at October 10, 2019 08:09 AM (arJlL)

1080 Shirley you can't be Syrian.
Posted by: Herman Cane at October 10, 2019 08:06 AM (Tnijr)

I don't really care too much about the Syrians. I do care, however, about the Kurds.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:09 AM (wzzJf)

1081 So now we see the surge of the Romney Voters.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (EIi4N)

FIFY

Posted by: tbodie at October 10, 2019 08:09 AM (TUUTu)

1082 Will do FS !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 08:09 AM (wscsn)

1083 Jjs gets a shout out for his great morning links.

Stops posting morning links.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 10, 2019 08:10 AM (dNzKv)

1084 This is the time of year that the weather changes with an audible "click", a discrete detent, and sometimes, flying cows.

Posted by: klaftern at October 10, 2019 08:10 AM (RuIsu)

1085 Was that directed at me? I've been reading, mostly lurking, but occasionally commenting on this blog for at least 10 years.

So have Kirk and raimondo.

I would think after ten years you would pick up the shibboleths.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:10 AM (lD3vL)

1086 Why bother fucking myself when your wife is so willing to satisfy my needs?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 10, 2019 08:09 AM (u//oP)


That would be funny except my wife passed away in 2013, smartass.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:10 AM (wzzJf)

1087 Oh, and:

Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at October 10, 2019 08:11 AM (TUUTu)

1088 I'm not voting for Trump because of all those people he killed leaving the Paris Accords.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2019 08:11 AM (EIi4N)

1089 Jjs gets a shout out for his great morning links.

Stops posting morning links.


The military flyover to celebrate it is late.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:11 AM (lD3vL)

1090 I'm not voting for Trump because of all those people he killed leaving the Paris Accords.


They are just a rounding error compared to the deaths from repealing Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (yQpMk)

1091 1069 Was that directed at me? I've been reading, mostly lurking, but occasionally commenting on this blog for at least 10 years. I have been a conservative for most of my life and YOU can go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:07 AM (wzzJf)

Pick up your shovel and start digging the canal, Zek.

Posted by: Allie at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (sm6Pk)

1092 I'm not voting for Trump because of all those people he killed leaving the Paris Accords.

The last straw for me was the genocide that followed undoing Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (lD3vL)

1093 A dozen commenters dump on the troll and it flails impotently at only me, a simple retired Muppet gameshow host.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (u//oP)

1094 Shirley you can't be Syrian.
Posted by: Herman Cane at October 10, 2019 08:06 AM (Tnijr)

I don't really care too much about the Syrians. I do care, however, about the Kurds.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:09 AM (wzzJf)


And don't call me Shirley. Only one cup of coffee, I'm still half asleep.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (wzzJf)

1095 Jjs gets a shout out for his great morning links.

Stops posting morning links.


He's holding out for a bigger dressing room.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (EIi4N)

1096 So Bill R you care more about the Kurds than seeing another 4 years of Trump. I suppose you'd prefer Warren / Beto?

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2019 08:13 AM (Tnijr)

1097 Ah, the CATO Institute (from the sidebar). Another "libertarian" "think-tank" who, like the Reason Foundation, is unsatisfied with having achieved the complete normalization of the holy trinity of Libertarianism (the 3 P's of P0rn, Pot, and Prostitution) and is now being rapidly consumed by the progs. Sad.

G'morning, all

Posted by: DocJ at October 10, 2019 08:13 AM (77WPm)

1098 "1084 This is the time of year that the weather changes with an audible "click", a discrete detent, and sometimes, flying cows.

Posted by: klaftern at October 10, 2019 08:10 AM (RuIsu) "




Yup.

Waiting for it here.

3 days of the most perfect fall weather leaves me expecting snow over the weekend.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 08:13 AM (wscsn)

1099 And a gold plated platinum membership card. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 10, 2019 08:13 AM (+ldAm)

1100 I like the Kurds. They fight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 10, 2019 08:13 AM (yQpMk)

1101 Nood. Finally.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 10, 2019 08:14 AM (ECrgQ)

1102 I'm not voting for Trump because of all those people he killed leaving the Paris Accords.

The last straw for me was the genocide that followed undoing Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (lD3vL)

But was there anyone left after the tax cut genocide?

Posted by: DocJ at October 10, 2019 08:14 AM (77WPm)

1103 A dozen commenters dump on the troll and it flails impotently at only me, a simple retired Muppet gameshow host.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

A Muppet gameshow host, brought to you by the Ad Council

Posted by: The Ad Council at October 10, 2019 08:14 AM (hVpH7)

1104 I'm not voting for Trump because of all those people he killed leaving the Paris Accords.


They are just a rounding error compared to the deaths from repealing Net Neutrality.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (yQpMk)

Just wait till PDT drains the swamp and all those slugs die of exposure.

Posted by: tbodie at October 10, 2019 08:14 AM (TUUTu)

1105 klaftern, ixnay on the owscay. Hail in the forecast is bad enough. I consider the tornadoes they're threatening us with downright unreasonable.

Posted by: creeper at October 10, 2019 08:14 AM (WrQfI)

1106 Nude JJ.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 10, 2019 08:14 AM (yQpMk)

1107 That would be funny except my wife passed away in 2013, smartass.

See? Another tell. You don't even understand the level of kink in the Horde.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:14 AM (lD3vL)

1108 Nood Nood

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 10, 2019 08:15 AM (+ldAm)

1109 I'm not voting for Trump because of all those people he killed leaving the Paris Accords.

The last straw for me was the genocide that followed undoing Net Neutrality.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 10, 2019 08:12 AM (lD3vL)


I've been supporting Trump since the primaries, unlike others on this blog, but what he has done is an outright betrayal of a loyal ally.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:15 AM (wzzJf)

1110 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 10, 2019 08:15 AM (wscsn)

1111 Trump abandoned our allies in Syria and is leaving them to the Turks. This is unconscionable.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (wzzJf)

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 08:15 AM (H8QX8)

1112 Trump abandoned our allies in Syria and is leaving them to the Turks. This is unconscionable. While I cannot bring myself to vote for a democrat, I will most certainly not be voting for Mr. Trump again.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (wzzJf)

You can't be serious. That'

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 08:16 AM (H8QX8)

1113 oh good, JJ made it just in time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2019 08:16 AM (V2Yro)

1114 Trump abandoned our allies in Syria and is leaving them to the Turks. This is unconscionable. While I cannot bring myself to vote for a democrat, I will most certainly not be voting for Mr. Trump again.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:01 AM (wzzJf)

...that's the most laughable concern trolling I've seen in a long time.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 08:17 AM (H8QX8)

1115 ...that's the most laughable concern trolling I've seen in a long time.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 08:17 AM (H8QX


Keep laughing. If he does nothing about that terrible decision, it's going to cost him at the polls next November.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:21 AM (wzzJf)

1116 1115 Keep laughing. If he does nothing about that terrible decision, it's going to cost him at the polls next November.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:21 AM (wzzJf)

You want Forever War? Hop a jet to Syria and fight it yourself.

Posted by: Allie at October 10, 2019 08:24 AM (sm6Pk)

1117 Keep laughing. If he does nothing about that terrible decision, it's going to cost him at the polls next November.
Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:21 AM (wzzJf)

I intend to. Lame. So very lame.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 10, 2019 08:31 AM (H8QX8)

1118 You want Forever War? Hop a jet to Syria and fight it yourself.
Posted by: Allie at October 10, 2019 08:24 AM (sm6Pk)

I retired from the military a little over 19 years ago. Not really in shape for that at this time.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 10, 2019 08:49 AM (wzzJf)

1119 Keep laughing. If he does nothing about that terrible decision, it's going to cost him at the polls next November.

It's OK guys, I didn't vote for him in 2016 but you won't be able to stop me from voting Trump in 2020.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 10, 2019 09:31 AM (0CeRG)

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Maybe because they were busty, but not busty lesbians? And very Texan culturally, not NYC, NY?

Posted by: NaCly Dog

I know, I no longer read it at work. I denounce myself?

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Wrong, wrong, wrong.

The Saint Patrick Cathedral complex is in Fort Worth.

Not Dallas.

Not 'Dallas-Fort Worth'.

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