Mid-Morning Art Thread

Rothkowitz Underground.jpg


Underground Fantasy
Marcus Rothkowitz

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 ew......skinny people

Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2019 09:31 AM (mpXpK)

2 What's the skinny on this painting?

Posted by: dantesed at October 04, 2019 09:31 AM (88xKn)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 09:32 AM (q80AH)

4 It IS a Rothko!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2019 09:32 AM (XubWY)

5 Rothkowitz is no Rothko

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 04, 2019 09:32 AM (NVYyb)

6 Poll Dancers in the subway would take the edge off waiting!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

7 Slim pickings this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 09:33 AM (FE+I8)

8 at the Bee

Staffer Nervously Informs Hillary Clinton She Lost 2016 Election

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2019 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

9 Doesn't strike me as particularly fantastic.Maybe it's just me...
JWM

Posted by: jwm at October 04, 2019 09:33 AM (Tdh/t)

10
That's an illustration from a text on the Theory of General Relativity, isn't it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:33 AM (pNxlR)

11 This is what happens when you don't eat your babies.

Posted by: Inspector General at October 04, 2019 09:33 AM (DuZls)

12 Eh, pass.

Posted by: Someguy at October 04, 2019 09:33 AM (k3a3F)

13
Obesity crisis!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:34 AM (7rVsF)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:34 AM (arJlL)

15 at the Bee

Staffer Nervously Informs Hillary Clinton She Lost 2016 Election
Posted by: rhennigantx


Brain immediately went to Downfall movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 09:34 AM (FE+I8)

16 Kinda creepy.

Seriously, how many paintings are there? Seems like we'd have gone through them all by now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 09:34 AM (xfb67)

17 4 It IS a Rothko!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2019 09:32 AM (XubWY)


It's no Wyeth, that's for sure.

Posted by: dantesed at October 04, 2019 09:34 AM (88xKn)

18 This is what happens when you don't eat your babies.
Posted by: Inspector General


They look like vegans.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 09:34 AM (FE+I8)

19 Its a Rothko!...witz

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'AoSHQ Head Shrink' at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (+ZtlV)

20 7
Slim pickings this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 09:33 AM (FE+I

Slim Pickens is morte.

Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (mpXpK)

21 Willard from last thread

Yesterday alone was the best month ever on my blog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Why didja change yer name ?

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (arJlL)

22
Guy in the middle is bringing home a purloined baby for tonight's dinner.

The loin of purloin is the most tender and juicy of all loins.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (pNxlR)

23 The baby, whom they named String Bean, would become a country comedy act.

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (X/Pw5)

24 Gees only about 100 comments beat me to the Rothko. Damn.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'AoSHQ Head Shrink' at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (+ZtlV)

25
A long, crappy day stretches out before me. Wash Delilah this morning, then off to set up, then a show to steward. Won't be getting home until late.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (7rVsF)

26 Flat Stanley Reading a Newspaper

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (NWiLs)

27 21 Willard from last thread

Yesterday alone was the best month ever on my blog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Why didja change yer name ?
Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (arJlL)

=========

Whatcha mean?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 09:36 AM (q80AH)

28 LOL

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 04, 2019 09:36 AM (wzVKm)

29 Multiple stalls in the new Portland, NO URINALS, Mixed micturation encouraged.

shy bladders hardest hit.

Posted by: saf at October 04, 2019 09:36 AM (5IHGB)

30
16 Kinda creepy.

Seriously, how many paintings are there? Seems like we'd have gone through them all by now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 09:34 AM (xfb67)


Well, "Rhesus Jesus" hasn't made the wall of shame so far.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:37 AM (pNxlR)

31 Whoa! His fantasies aren't nearly as good as mine!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 09:37 AM (+y/Ru)

32 https://fxn.ws/2AJFVqE
*******
Chaffetz: John Brennan 'frightened to death' over Barr-Horowitz inquiry into Russia probe's roots | Fox News
*******
Willowed

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 09:37 AM (BqBId)

33 There are no toilets in the stalls, just the attendant with a little pile of TP on a tray. But do they still have to leave him a tip?JWM

Posted by: jwm at October 04, 2019 09:37 AM (Tdh/t)

34 Slender Man has returned!

Posted by: Anissa E. Weier and Morgan E. Geyser at October 04, 2019 09:38 AM (Pzzpr)

35 I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2019 09:38 AM (ptqGC)

36
Multiple stalls in the new Portland, NO URINALS, Mixed micturation encouraged.

Does that mean guys will have to get together to gossip in the rest room?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)

37 Are babies paleo? Seems like they would be.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 09:38 AM (xfb67)

Posted by: Kubrick was a nihilist at October 04, 2019 09:38 AM (DuZls)

39 Gosh, I didn't even make it to the MR this morning before the art thread went up... [checks clock]

Posted by: Flyover at October 04, 2019 09:38 AM (B5K06)

40 They must do that intermittent fasting like ace.

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2019 09:38 AM (8mnOK)

41 How can you have any pudding, when you don't eat your babies?!

Posted by: Pink Flyoyd's School Master at October 04, 2019 09:39 AM (DuZls)

42 Tall skinny people piss me off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 09:39 AM (xfb67)

43
9 Doesn't strike me as particularly fantastic.Maybe it's just me...
JWM
Posted by: jwm at October 04, 2019 09:33 AM (Tdh/t)


You are taking a far too narrow view of things.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:39 AM (pNxlR)

44 Are babies paleo? Seems like they would be.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Well, they're Keto for sure with that high fat content and no carbs. They are probably paleo since they've been around since caveman days....

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (014lE)

45 Tall skinny people piss me off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 09:39 AM (xfb67)
---
Russian hookers piss off me.

Posted by: Guess Who at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (DuZls)

46 36
Multiple stalls in the new Portland, NO URINALS, Mixed micturation encouraged.

Does that mean guys will have to get together to gossip in the rest room?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)
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My willowed response.

No urinals?

The Woke crowd will regret this.

*
*Guys will use the stalls but won't put up the seat and make a mess.

*Women will get PO'd (no pun intended) and complain (rightfully so).

*Instead of installing urinals (common sense, right?), they'll pass laws on how to use the toilet.....including fines and/or jail for not putting the lid up......or down after your done.

It's coming, there is no limit to the lefts insanity.

Posted by: WisRich at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (G0vdT)

47 Slim and None About to Leave Town

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (NWiLs)

48 Yesterday alone was the best month ever on my blog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Why didja change yer name ?
Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:35 AM (arJlL)

=========

Whatcha mean?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

David Vining ?

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (arJlL)

49 Tall guy just finished a stretch in prison.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (mvenn)

50 Babies are more of a carnivore thing, really.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (DuZls)

51 too much tension on the canvas stretcher

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (RKQ/v)

52 @39 Flyover-at least you're closer to mid-morning than I am. I'm on the west coast.

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2019 09:41 AM (8mnOK)

53 That painting is just freaky.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 09:41 AM (FiUMj)

54 I went to high school with a kid whose last name was Longenecker. Not sure why this occurs to me now.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 09:41 AM (mvenn)

55 Falling into a sewer grate is the leading cause of death in this fantasy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 09:41 AM (xfb67)

56 Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest painting I ever saw.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 09:41 AM (+y/Ru)

57 Waiting to do fasting blood work....

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:41 AM (014lE)

58 Paintings, now in Cinemascope.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (DuZls)

59

Long tall Sally and friends

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (aKsyK)

60
36
Multiple stalls in the new Portland, NO URINALS, Mixed micturation encouraged.


NO URINAL LISTS next? I sure hope so!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (pNxlR)

61 My underground fantasies are a lot more pleasing than this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (Ki5SV)

62 This art is a bit creepy. Kinda like monsters in disguise.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (a4qVe)

63 D'ya think a sammich shop in that location would prosper ?

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (arJlL)

64 I'm sure Rothko had something in mind when he painted this thing but he managed to hide that thought from the viewers. The only fantasy about "Underground Fantasy" is that he thought someone might want to display it. What a nothing burger.

The fact that Rothko's paintings were of artistic significance is a sign of the decline of Western civilization.

Posted by: JTB at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (bmdz3)

65
Waiting to do fasting blood work....
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:41 AM (014lE)






*wiggled donut in lin-duh's face*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (veoSD)

66 I went to high school with a kid whose name was Retard Pete.

Or, maybe I was just a dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (xfb67)

67 This should be called People Hiding Behind Coatracks.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (DuZls)

68
No heroic workers and peasants looking determined under the hammer-and-sickle banner with Lenin looking on? Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (7rVsF)

69 48 Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (arJlL)

========

Well, that's an uninteresting story.

I was a commenter at Hot Air before they moved to Facebook comments. If you remember that system, they had handles too, but they had to be approved by Ed et al. I valued my anonymity a bit more back then and came up with TJM.

When they moved to FB, I started commenting here and I just kept the moniker.

Between then and now, I have a regular feature on weekends tied to TJM, so I just keep it out of inertia.

As I said, uninteresting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (q80AH)

70
Which one is the Rubber Band Man?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (pNxlR)

71 Are babies paleo? Seems like they would be.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Well, they're Keto for sure with that high fat content and no carbs. They are probably paleo since they've been around since caveman days....
Posted by: lin-duh


Paleo - 2 blades of grass, some twigs, dirt clod & 3 wild berries.

Why do you think paleo man hunted?
Paleo was Plan B for when the hunt didn't work out.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (FE+I8)

72 We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.

But mostly, the vertical.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2019 09:44 AM (QzJWU)

73 The fact that Rothko's paintings were of artistic significance is a sign of the decline of Western civilization.
Posted by: JTB at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (bmdz3)


I've always said things have been going downhill since McKinley was shot.

Anyway, time for work. Might be back for the Solomonic Simian. If not, hope you all have a lovely weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 09:44 AM (Ki5SV)

74 It's ACL week here is Austin so they've cleaned up the homeless encampments near the tourist areas...sort of. It still smells bad. The weather will be pleasant and nice which is a bad thing because more people will want to move here...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:44 AM (014lE)

75 Straw Poles.

Posted by: Voivode of Wloclawek at October 04, 2019 09:45 AM (5Y0RZ)

76 Naturally, there is a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q87.4: Marfan syndrome

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 09:45 AM (mvenn)

77 As I said, uninteresting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

You were right !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:45 AM (arJlL)

78 The lady on the left has to pee.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 09:45 AM (DuZls)

79 77 As I said, uninteresting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

You were right !
Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:45 AM (arJlL)

=========

Don't blame me. You asked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 09:46 AM (q80AH)

80 wiggled donut in lin-duh's face*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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It's ok. I don't eat carbs... I'll get you back in 2 weeks...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:46 AM (014lE)

81 We still doing the eat the babies thing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2019 09:46 AM (cqNba)

82 Lin-duh, my husband's crazy prog niece left Berkeley to live in Austin. Another locust.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2019 09:46 AM (ptqGC)

83 The fact that Rothko's paintings were of artistic significance is a sign of the decline of Western civilization.

Posted by: JTB at October 04, 2019 09:42 AM (bmdz3)

Possibly...but what I found interesting about this work is how different it was compared to his more famous stuff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2019 09:46 AM (wYseH)

84 A steak does sound good though...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:47 AM (014lE)

85 Tall guy's thought bubble: "I wish they'd stop pulling my leg!"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 09:47 AM (mvenn)

86
*wiggled donut in lin-duh's face*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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It's ok. I don't eat carbs... I'll get you back in 2 weeks...

Posted by: lin-duh


*wiggles bacon in lin-duh's face*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:47 AM (7rVsF)

87 It's no Rubens.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2019 09:47 AM (FTlwv)

88 ugh, don't llike.

i'd ask about the sniper, but this needs carpet bombing and claymores for good measure...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 09:48 AM (8D42x)

89

This is like the "That Which Survives" Star Trek episode where Lee Meriwether becomes real skinny before she blinks out completely.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2019 09:48 AM (aKsyK)

90 It's ok. I don't eat carbs... I'll get you back in 2 weeks...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:46 AM (014lE)
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I drank some carbs last night. Wheat + hops...

The damage is not too bad this morning.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 09:48 AM (DuZls)

91 Babies are most definitely keto, paleo and paleo-mediterrianian. Cage-free, gluten-free, soy free, grain-free. The perfect food!

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 09:48 AM (nRWPy)

92 Jane D'oh,
Your husband's family seems..."questionable" to say the least.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:48 AM (014lE)

93 Solomonic Simian.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 09:44 AM (Ki5SV)

*nods slowly*

Posted by: Flyover at October 04, 2019 09:48 AM (B5K06)

94 Rachel Maddow went on The View yesterday and said, with a cashew-shaped straight face, that unlike Fox, MSNBC isn't political.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (ptqGC)

95 Cribs are just cages with no top. And the babies can't get out the top, so to them it's just a cage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (xfb67)

96 Hadrian,
Are you going to the meet up this year??

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (014lE)

97 Kamala Harris asks crowd if America is ready for her presidency.

Crowd shouts: No!

Lawyerating 101: Never ever ask a question if you do NOT know the answer.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (JFO2v)

98 Giving remarks at the SEC Criminal Coordination Conference, Attorney General Barr said he was asked yesterday what country he was going to next.

"I said, 'Greenland.'"

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (BqBId)

99
Possibly...but what I found interesting about this work is how different it was compared to his more famous stuff


Different how, exactly? (Check one)

[_] sucks more
[_] sucks less

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (pNxlR)

100 Babies are most definitely keto, paleo and paleo-mediterrianian. Cage-free, gluten-free, soy free, grain-free. The perfect food!

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 09:48 AM (nRWPy)
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It also fits very well into the predator diet.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (DuZls)

101 Speaking of wiggling and in your face:

https://tinyurl.com/y5978oks

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (Ki5SV)

102
I approve.

Posted by: Long Cat at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (UFLLM)

103 Lin-duh, you have no idea.

Looking forward to the TX MoMe!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (ptqGC)

104 Emblematic of the opioid crisis, everybody in this picture is high, waisted

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (mvenn)

105 Actual chyron on MSNBC this morning: Hiring Slows Due to Trump's Trade War

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (Boy/L)

106 I don't know anything about Rothko but I wonder if he painted this dreck to make fun of the art world. The critics go "Good gosh amighty. This is great art!" Meanwhile Rothko laughs all the way to the bank with money from the fools who paid big bucks for his crap.

Probably not.

Posted by: JTB at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (bmdz3)

107
Hadrian,
Are you going to the meet up this year??

Posted by: lin-duh


Alas, no. 1) Her Majesty's health and 2) my general unfitness to attend social occasions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (7rVsF)

108 Free Range babies are best babies.

Posted by: Soros at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (Pzzpr)

109 i'd ask about the sniper, but this needs carpet bombing and claymores for good measure...

Whilst training for this mission, the sniper starved to death !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (arJlL)

110 The fact that Rothko's paintings were of artistic significance is a sign of the decline of Western civilization.


I've always thought about the disappointment that Rothko's mother must have experienced. Wait, all that time, mess, expense of supplies and you produce that? WTF, Rothy? I had so much hope for you and you just slack off.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (nRWPy)

111 I do like his more famous stuff.

Took two weeks for the Pocket Fisherman to break on me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 09:51 AM (DuZls)

112 Free Range babies are best babies.
Posted by: Soros at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (Pzzpr)
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"Are your babies cafe-free?"

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 09:51 AM (DuZls)

113 Alternate title: FDR Holding the Sheaves

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 09:51 AM (Boy/L)

114 105 Actual chyron on MSNBC this morning: Hiring Slows Due to Trump's Trade War
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 09:50 AM (Boy/L)

=========

I was assured that the trade war was going to lead to people eating babies, not just slow downs in hiring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 09:51 AM (q80AH)

115 Jonathan Swift was woke early.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 09:52 AM (nRWPy)

116 Eat your own damn baby!!

Posted by: A dingo at October 04, 2019 09:52 AM (mvenn)

117 This a painting of Carlos Slim, reading a bit from his own birdcage liner.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2019 09:52 AM (QzJWU)

118 80 wiggled donut in lin-duh's face*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----
It's ok. I don't eat carbs... I'll get you back in 2 weeks...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:46 AM (014lE)

Me, neither. Was doing keto, but then went full carnivore. Made calf's liver last night for supper, ate some onions and mushrooms that I cooked (in butter and bacon fat, 'natch) for DH. My Intestines making all sorts of unhappy noise this morning. That'll teach me!

Posted by: Flyover at October 04, 2019 09:52 AM (B5K06)

119 Portland Job Ads in near future...
Restroom Attendant I and II
Job Requirements:
The ideal candidate should be able to
* Enjoy interaction with public
* Endure unpleasant smells
* Yell "Kein Stehpinkeln" at regular intervals* Clean toilets as needed*
*a brush will be provided after 5 years of service.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 04, 2019 09:53 AM (IttZ7)

120 calorie burns for most sex positions

https://tinyurl.com/y39chs9n

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2019 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

121 97 Kamala Harris asks crowd if America is ready for her presidency.

Crowd shouts: No!

Lawyerating 101: Never ever ask a question if you do NOT know the answer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (JFO2v)


REALLY!?? HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Flyover at October 04, 2019 09:54 AM (B5K06)

122
You let babies go free range and the next thing you know, they've dug up your argeratums.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

123 Not a fan.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at October 04, 2019 09:55 AM (hNZ/y)

124

I'll bet that guys wiener can hit your tonsils from the back door...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 04, 2019 09:55 AM (UFLLM)

125 Kamala Harris asks crowd if America is ready for her presidency.

Crowd shouts: No!


Heh. The wisdom of crowds.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 09:55 AM (Boy/L)

126 Hard pass on this one.

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 09:55 AM (DU2N9)

127 It's certainly a mixed bag for the art-o-the-day

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 04, 2019 09:55 AM (T9rmq)

128
Restroom Attendant I and II

Required qualifications:
- Ph.D in Gender, Queer or Womyn's Studies

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:55 AM (7rVsF)

129 No Type 2 diabetes here.

Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2019 09:55 AM (xjiRE)

130 We still doing the eat the babies thing?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


*********

Yep. I think it's got legs.

Posted by: A dingo at October 04, 2019 09:56 AM (mvenn)

131 I don't know what it is... The proportions seem a bit off.

Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2019 09:56 AM (nrC0n)

132 It's all part of my Underground Fantasy...yeah yeah.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at October 04, 2019 09:56 AM (DuZls)

133 Intel IG has just arrived on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2019 09:56 AM (ptqGC)

134 Otters, babies...where does it end!?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

135 Underground Fantasy




Better than Double Fantasy because there is no Yoko.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2019 09:56 AM (kw5n8)

136 Ever since last evening I've had this image in my mind similar to the Chik-fil-A cow holding up a sign to "Eat More Chicken" -- except it's AOC in a donkey costume holding up sign encouraging us to "Eat More Babies."

That story has disturbed me to my core ... I'm considering taking a couple weeks vacation from the news as a mental health holiday.

Posted by: ShainS at October 04, 2019 09:56 AM (WqPYg)

137
Intel IG has just arrived on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


There will be so much leaking that Depends will have to double production.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 09:57 AM (7rVsF)

138 Sheldon Plankton (from SpongeBob): Baby Powder!? This could be just what I need. (turns to supermarket worker) Hey buddy, is this made from real or artificial babies???

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 09:57 AM (DU2N9)

139 Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?

Posted by: Aldo Nova at October 04, 2019 09:57 AM (DuZls)

140 Maybe I should just leave the dingo sock on.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 09:58 AM (mvenn)

141 Rachel Maddow went on The View yesterday and said, with a cashew-shaped straight face, that unlike Fox, MSNBC isn't political.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (ptqGC)


Did Strictly Dickley respond to that or was she honoring the Mav by hogging down pastries?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2019 09:58 AM (y7DUB)

142 PATIENT: Doctor, I had this dream.

SHRINK: Go on.

PATIENT: Well, I and everybody around me was a tall, slender figure. Plus the world was essentially vertical. And I was standing there holding a copper vessel full of reeds and feathers.

SHRINK: Hang on while I fit you with this jacket. Never mind the very long sleeves. Oh, and an injection...


Welcome to Friday Horde. The week is long when your head is clogged. Here's hoping you're not the same.

Posted by: James Comey, Sage at October 04, 2019 09:58 AM (RD7QR)

143 Why babies though? Wouldn't it make more sense to eat already fattened and more carbon producing adults? THEN move to babies? How do you determine who is edible and who is the eater?

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 09:59 AM (nRWPy)

144 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 09:59 AM (9gDA7)

145 83 ... "but what I found interesting about this work is how different it was compared to his more famous stuff."

Good morning, CBD. You accomplished your point that this is different from the well-known stripes on canvas. I had no idea he did anything besides those.
the
Sorry I missed art thread with the young woman but sometimes life gets in the way of things. I thought it was an interesting image very effectively rendered.

Posted by: JTB at October 04, 2019 09:59 AM (bmdz3)

146 Fantasy? And the women are clothed and on their feet?

Yeah, not buying it.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 09:59 AM (9gDA7)

147 Why babies though? Wouldn't it make more sense to eat already fattened and more carbon producing adults? THEN move to babies? How do you determine who is edible and who is the eater?

Babies can't shoot back.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2019 10:00 AM (duxRF)

148 >>That story has disturbed me to my core ... I'm considering taking a couple weeks vacation from the news as a mental health holiday.

It's a LaRouche PAC campaign - not serious:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyblyhe4

But yes, disturbing.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 10:00 AM (bDqIh)

149 Rachel Maddow went on The View yesterday and said, with a cashew-shaped straight face, that unlike Fox, MSNBC isn't political.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2019 09:49 AM (ptqGC)

It's not that they lie.
It's the smooth, effortless way that they lie. It's so easy. So... natural.

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 10:00 AM (DU2N9)

150 Hope it was eye opening to AOC to see just how they are driving people insane with their policies, bullshit and talking points.

That crazy baby eater is on you, sugartits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 10:00 AM (hNZ/y)

151 I don't know what to make of this painting, being as I don't have a birdcage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 10:00 AM (jEgzt)

152 Waiting to do fasting blood work....
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 09:41 AM (014lE)

funny thinig about that.

I had my Dr. appointment last week and had to get bloodwork done. luckily this was 7.30am. so i didn't starve too long.

but as i'm talking to the nurse she tells me one of her fellow nurses was doing bloodwork a couple months earlier and had a hotdog 10 MINUTES before they drew blood. later that afternoon they had her in the cardiac unit because her test were so off, they thought she was in imminent danger of a heart attack.

from a hotdog, 10 minutes early.

who knew...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:01 AM (8D42x)

153
Man Eating Baby!!!...........well it's lunch time dude.

Posted by: saf at October 04, 2019 10:01 AM (5IHGB)

154 Clearly the results of their Kickstarter were very good, looks like they all met their stretch goals...

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 04, 2019 10:01 AM (AM1GF)

155
Greta the Swedish Climate Golem and crazy baby eater lady should team up and take their schtick on the road.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:02 AM (pNxlR)

156 Otters, babies...where does it end!?
Posted by: Insomniac


Otter babies.

Posted by: Random Marine at October 04, 2019 10:02 AM (4rQKQ)

157 Babies can't shoot back.


*********

You never heard of the infantry?

Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:02 AM (mvenn)

158 I know I could cry
I just can't find the answers
To the questions that keep going through my mind
Hey babe
Isn't it time?

Posted by: The Babies at October 04, 2019 10:03 AM (DuZls)

159

Interested in eating babies? We suggest by starting with eating your little sister.

Posted by: Lena Dunghill at October 04, 2019 10:03 AM (UFLLM)

160 156 Otters, babies...where does it end!?
Posted by: Insomniac


Otter babies.
Posted by: Random Marine at October 04, 2019 10:02 AM (4rQKQ)

HOW DARE YOU?!?

Posted by: Greta at October 04, 2019 10:03 AM (7HtZB)

161 9 feet tall, 78 lbs.

Also, Greta always looks like she's eaten 75,000 raw lemons.

Posted by: Allie at October 04, 2019 10:03 AM (sm6Pk)

162 We still doing the eat the babies thing?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

*********

Yep. I think it's got legs.
Posted by: A dingo




Mmmmmmm. Baby back ribs.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:03 AM (FE+I8)

163
We oughter eat the otter babies

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:03 AM (pNxlR)

164 Is it clear the eat babies woman was serious or was she being Swiftian?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 04, 2019 10:04 AM (Uu+Jp)

165 Babies can't shoot back.


*********

You never heard of the infantry?

Duh.
Posted by: Muldoon


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:04 AM (FE+I8)

166 Punctuation matters

Man, eating baby.

Man-eating baby.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)

167 The Hillary Rants are hilarious. My favorite is "Hilz finds out that Bill jumped the fence again".

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 10:04 AM (RuIsu)

168 This is taking a really long time....

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 10:04 AM (014lE)

169 Is it clear the eat babies woman was serious or was she being Swiftian?
Posted by: N.L. Urker



Serious as a Bernie.

Hand to Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:05 AM (FE+I8)

170 Please, please, don't eat the babies.

Posted by: Doris Day at October 04, 2019 10:05 AM (DuZls)

171 from a hotdog, 10 minutes early.



who knew...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:01 AM (8D42x)

When you eat anything your cholesterol goes way up. When you eat anything except fat your blood sugar skyrockets. The bread with the hotdog, I'm sure sent it skyhigh in 10 minutes. That's why snacking is disastrous. When blood sugar goes up, you body dumps insulin which does all kinds of things including fat storage. Remember when they told people to eat "many small meals?" Another completely wrong "science" consensus. The only thing you can eat without getting an insulin response is fat. Even protein elevates glucose.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:05 AM (nRWPy)

172
I tells ya, whoever is first to market with boneless babies will rule, (rule!) the coming vittles market for decades!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

173
This is taking a really long time....

Posted by: lin-duh


"Sausages and eggs! Git yer sausages and eggs right here!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 10:05 AM (7rVsF)

174 Oh, I also need to submit a few applications. Looking for a new job. My "interim director" is a complete asshole.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 10:06 AM (014lE)

175 Also, Greta always looks like she's eaten 75,000 raw lemons.

And now she's constipated !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 10:06 AM (arJlL)

176 "The only thing you can eat without getting an insulin response is fat. "

So...bacon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2019 10:06 AM (cqNba)

177 >>Is it clear the eat babies woman was serious or was she being Swiftian?


Lyndon LaRouche PAC shared a post.
October 2 at 1:08 PM ·

LaRouchePAC out challenging students with a polemical campaign, "Eat the Children", signing up man-made global warming believers to reduce the planet's population one child at a time!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 10:06 AM (bDqIh)

178 If you hear Progs say the transcript of PDT's call with the Ukrainian President must be heavily edited because it wouldn't take 20-plus minutes to speak those words, here's a key point they intentionally leave-out: Translation time.

On an official Heads of State call, I expect the Ukrainian President spoke in Ukrainian, and his words and PDT's had to be translated. And not in-real-time, but after each party completed speaking a sentence or two.

Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2019 10:07 AM (AMIL/)

179 How do you determine who is edible and who is the eater?

*******

Yeeth.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:07 AM (mvenn)

180 164 ... "Is it clear the eat babies woman was serious or was she being Swiftian?"

The problem is you can't tell. I think she was serious. In a civilized society that video would have ended with the mentally deranged broad being taken to a mental hospital under restraint.

Posted by: JTB at October 04, 2019 10:08 AM (bmdz3)

181 I tells ya, whoever is first to market with boneless babies will rule, (rule!) the coming vittles market for decades!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


10 count of Baby McNuggets.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:08 AM (FE+I8)

182 Why babies though? Wouldn't it make more sense to eat already fattened and more carbon producing adults? THEN move to babies? How do you determine who is edible and who is the eater?
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 09:59 AM (nRWPy)

like veal, as they age they can get tough and stringy...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:08 AM (8D42x)

183
My "interim director" is a complete asshole.

Posted by: lin-duh


Bad bosses suck. Once had a psychopath as a boss. He drove at least two admins and an subordinate into mental-health care.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 10:08 AM (7rVsF)

184 How do you determine who is edible and who is the eater?
----
Guns???

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 10:08 AM (014lE)

185 134 Otters, babies...where does it end!?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

Baby otters? Also, Comey sockoff, because that sort of ruined my traditional morning greeting.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 10:08 AM (RD7QR)

186 Is it clear the eat babies woman was serious or was she being Swiftian?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 04, 2019 10:04 AM (Uu+Jp)

My vote is Swiftian, as evidenced by the nicely-printed T-shirt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (jEgzt)

187 Jane Birkin's ugly cousin on the left.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (RuIsu)

188

Check out these babies!

Posted by: Giadia at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (UFLLM)

189 This is what happens when you're on the underground and you forget to mind the gap between the train and platform.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (N4xQB)

190 Brains are mostly fat. Seems to me that brains are rather keto.

Eat the brains!

Posted by: Zombie, not THE Zombie at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (DuZls)

191 179 How do you determine who is edible and who is the eater?

*******

Yeeth.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:07 AM (mvenn)

Sometimes you're just too subtle for me, Muldoon.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

192
If you hear Progs say the transcript of PDT's call with the Ukrainian President must be heavily edited because it wouldn't take 20-plus minutes to speak those words

So, let's rely on the second-hand hearsay from a "whistleblower" instead! IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (7rVsF)

193
like veal, as they age they can get tough and stringy...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:08 AM (8D42x)


As if - have you not seen our avoirdupois-challenged citizenry lately?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:10 AM (pNxlR)

194 Babies can't shoot back.


*********

You never heard of the infantry?
Duh.
Posted by: Muldoon
=====
Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:04 AM (FE+I
======

That is some heavy Art-illery

Posted by: Huck Follywood, man of many hashes at October 04, 2019 10:10 AM (NVYyb)

195 Clint Eastwood, National Treasure

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 04, 2019 10:10 AM (HIQ/T)

196 http://bit.ly/2oi1QlU
********
Seems Like the San Fran Police were not big fans of DA

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 10:10 AM (BqBId)

197 like veal, as they age they can get tough and stringy...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:08 AM (8D42x)

IDK, I saw a woman at BJs yesterday whose haunches could feed a family of 4 all winter with zero insulin response. Nothing tough or stringy there if the jiggle was any indication. Maybe target the ones with yoga pants stretched so thin you can see the elastic panicking?

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:10 AM (nRWPy)

198 This is no one's fantasy.

Posted by: sinalco at October 04, 2019 10:10 AM (yODqO)

199 Why babies though? Wouldn't it make more sense to eat already fattened and more carbon producing adults? THEN move to babies? How do you determine who is edible and who is the eater?
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 09:59 AM (nRWPy)

like veal, as they age they can get tough and stringy...
Posted by: SturmToddler


And if you eat the "replacements", you start changing the world population count from both ends.

Natural die off & no replacements.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:10 AM (FE+I8)

200 How do you determine who is edible and who is the eater?
----
We just do.

Posted by: Thunderdome at October 04, 2019 10:10 AM (DuZls)

201 Fantasy? More like a nightmare.
And my first thought on the guy with the newspaper was "Why does that guy in a suit have a chicken in the subway?" (Head on viewer's left, tail feathers on viewer's right.)

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2019 10:11 AM (T3K6c)

202 Weirdest wind farm ever.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2019 10:11 AM (kQ8nA)

203 "The only thing you can eat without getting an insulin response is fat. "

And gasoline. Lots of calories acc. to the calorimeter, but no insulin spike.

Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2019 10:11 AM (nIvDu)

204
Eat the brains!
Posted by: Zombie, not THE Zombie at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (DuZls)


Prion-caused diseases' futures are skyrocketing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:11 AM (pNxlR)

205 Chris Plante says that Pelosi's son is involved in Ukraine oil and gas too. As is Hillary's foundation. Of course we already knew about Kerry's son.

New Green Deal? Fossil fuels bad? Huh Nancy, Joe, Longface?

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:12 AM (nRWPy)

206 Do in-vitro babies count as GMO babies, and then would be banned for consumption in the EU?

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2019 10:12 AM (g5NxQ)

207 I was a commenter at Hot Air
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (q80AH)

*Slap*

Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2019 10:12 AM (bWFv8)

208 DISCLAIMER: I have never previously, nor plan in the future to devour a minor child, nor do I advocate that others eat or otherwise ingest children of any age, including newborns, infants, toddlers or adolescents. Any reference in my comments to the intake of babies for nutritional purposes is unintended and should not be construed in any way as policy advocacy.


(Just trying to protect my Social Credit Score)

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:12 AM (mvenn)

209 Good morning.

Posted by: Robert at October 04, 2019 10:12 AM (bWFv8)

210 Tall skinny people piss me off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

---

On the other hand, Short people got no reason to live.

Posted by: Randy Newman at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (Y4EXg)

211 34. nice Slenderman reference.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (bWXm6)

212 Chris Plante says that Pelosi's son is involved in Ukraine oil and gas too. As is Hillary's foundation.

They are really, really going to regret all of this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (Boy/L)

213

Babies stuffed with inverted pork rectums and slow grilled over applewood are delicious...

Posted by: Bobby Flaythehobos at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (UFLLM)

214 Brains are mostly fat. Seems to me that brains are rather keto.

Eat the brains!
Posted by: Zombie


I've seen this movie. Bad juju.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (FE+I8)

215 Eat the brains!

Posted by: Zombie, not THE Zombie at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (DuZls)


Based on our current educational, "scientific" and governmental elites, I think that's already happened.

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (T3K6c)

216
"The only thing you can eat without getting an insulin response is fat. "


What about sand?

-- smarmy know-it-all whose face you wanted to punch in high school

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

217 I haven't read the comments yet. How many people said ' it's no Rothko' ?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (c10sF)

218 Looks like all the democrats kids were fully employed by corrupt Ukraine pay-for-play anti-US energy independence and thus the nexus of the RussiaRussiaRussia hate and Coups 1 and 2.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (nRWPy)

219 Will wanting to be a cowboy (baby) hurt my grandson's social credit score?

Posted by: Quilp at October 04, 2019 10:13 AM (Bf3hj)

220 208 DISCLAIMER: I have never previously, nor plan in the future to devour a minor child, nor do I advocate that others eat or otherwise ingest children of any age, including newborns, infants, toddlers or adolescents. Any reference in my comments to the intake of babies for nutritional purposes is unintended and should not be construed in any way as policy advocacy.


(Just trying to protect my Social Credit Score)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:12 AM (mvenn)

TOO LATE. YOU HAVE EATEN MY YOUTH!

Posted by: Greta the Little Fascist at October 04, 2019 10:14 AM (RD7QR)

221
Babies can't shoot back.
*********


But I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies
Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2019 10:14 AM (aKsyK)

222 Too late for screaming and leaping. I'm here.

The painting looks like something out of [i[Twilight Zone or Thriller -- perhaps a vision of someone going mad or addled by drugs.

There is something French about it, too. Maybe it's just the hint of mustache on the guy in black. Paris has an "underground," called the Metro, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 10:14 AM (ClOmq)

223 Oh, don't be silly. This is not art. Its a bad trip.

Posted by: creeper at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (9I3YQ)

224 what is this, "slender man - the early years"?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

225
Babies can't shoot back.


*********

You never heard of the infantry?

Duh.
Posted by: Muldoon


Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:04 AM (FE+I





Yeah, we should have known that was coming. Especially since the words have the same origins.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (veoSD)

226 217 I haven't read the comments yet. How many people said ' it's no Rothko' ?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


About 210.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (FE+I8)

227 They are really, really going to regret all of this.

They got snookered but good.

Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (nIvDu)

228 What about sand?

Sand is high in grit, which is used to make grits, which will result in an insulin response.

(I'm auditioning to be a CNN contributor.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (Boy/L)

229
207 I was a commenter at Hot Air
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 09:43 AM (q80AH)


Look, we already know that you're a prevert, so spare us the sordid details, please.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (pNxlR)

230 I was ahead of my time.

Posted by: Cronus at October 04, 2019 10:16 AM (DuZls)

231 This is just meh IMO. I'm glad Rothko expressed his fantasy on canvas rather than letting it spill over into meatspace

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2019 10:16 AM (bWXm6)

232
-- smarmy know-it-all whose face you wanted to punch in high school

I went to an all girls school, so I'd just comment on your "weird nose" until you left the school and went to rehab, boarding school, or developed an eating disorder. So much more long-lasting than fisticuffs*.

*Always wanted to use "fisticuffs."




Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:16 AM (nRWPy)

233 224 what is this, "slender man - the early years"?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019


*
*

It's how the Elongated Man sees everyone else.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 10:16 AM (ClOmq)

234 Al Gore made his original pot of cash from oil.

Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2019 10:16 AM (ZfRYq)

235 Yeeth? Yeeth? WTF?

Stupid fat fingers. The "T" is right next to the "Y" dammit.


Teeth.

Time to step away from the keyboard.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:16 AM (mvenn)

236 What about sand?
---
Right. How many calories can you get from pounding sand?

Posted by: Cronus at October 04, 2019 10:17 AM (DuZls)

237 Tall skinny people piss me off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

As tall skinny person, as long as your fat ass doesn't try to sit next to me on a plane, train, or bus, we're cool.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 04, 2019 10:17 AM (N4xQB)

238
(I'm auditioning to be a CNN contributor.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (Boy/L)


Soledad O'Brien's earpiece is hiring, I hear.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:17 AM (pNxlR)

239 Looks like all the democrats kids were fully employed by corrupt Ukraine pay-for-play anti-US energy independence and thus the nexus of the RussiaRussiaRussia hate and Coups 1 and 2.

Follow the money and eventually you get to Gazprom...and, VOILA! Putin.

Yes, by all means, let's talk about outlawing fracking. Imbeciles.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:17 AM (Boy/L)

240 Al Gore made his original pot of cash from oil.
Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2019 10:16 AM (ZfRYq)
---
Baby oil.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:17 AM (DuZls)

241 I'm thinking of making a home made, low Glycemic Index sweetener with fructose, tagatose, and allulose.

On the plus side, all this experimentation has really cleared out the old colon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 10:18 AM (1ISKN)

242 It almost seems like the only reason for Ukraine to exist as a country was for it to be a vehicle to launder American aid dollars back into the pockets of Democrat politicians. Same as Haiti.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 10:18 AM (jEgzt)

243 Al Gore made his original pot of cash from oil.
Posted by: blaster


His daddy did. Al Gore, Sr.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:18 AM (FE+I8)

244 I guess we need a list of Global Warmist politicians with family in the oil bidness.

Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2019 10:18 AM (ZfRYq)

245 If you use the baby formula and mix baby oil and baby powder you can rehydrate babies for dinner.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:19 AM (nRWPy)

246 228. Sand is high in grit, which is used to make grits, which will result in an insulin response.



(I'm auditioning to be a CNN contributor.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (Boy/L)
And cheese grits contain cheese, which is from the moon, and also Wisconsin, which was stolen from Hillary, so IMPEACH!(I too want that sweet sweet CNN green room whatever they have there.)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 04, 2019 10:19 AM (IttZ7)

247 Fructose isn't low glycemic

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:20 AM (nRWPy)

248 (I'm auditioning to be a CNN contributor.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:15 AM (Boy/L)
---
You've got my vote.

Posted by: Jeff Z Hooker at October 04, 2019 10:20 AM (DuZls)

249 Check out these babies!
Posted by: Giadia at October 04, 2019 10:09 AM (UFLLM)


Speaking of fantasies. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 10:21 AM (Ki5SV)

250 Shit Muldoon, you should have just run with the error and pretended that it was a pun so subtle that we might never get it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

251

Mazola = Making Babies Lube

Posted by: Sex Nihilo at October 04, 2019 10:21 AM (UFLLM)

252 For all the people who were wondering whether Rothko had any artistic technical skill rather than just doing his bands of color paintings, there's your answer.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:21 AM (c10sF)

253 Well, "Rhesus Jesus" hasn't made the wall of shame so far.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 09:37 AM (pNxlR)

Is that the same as "Ecce Mono"?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)

254 His daddy did. Al Gore, Sr.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:18 AM (FE+I
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His racist, lifelong Dixiecrat daddy, who nobody ever alerted to the "Switch".

Posted by: Jeff Z Hooker at October 04, 2019 10:22 AM (DuZls)

255 Re: Eating Babies lady:

Not the hardest to predict that she was a plant, but it's still great strategy.

There's nowhere the left won't go in rhetorical advancement of their ideals. Make them take ridiculous positions, accept ridiculous premises, and advocate for ridiculous solutions.

There's a difference between AOC saying, "We have to help the planet," and AOC saying, "Yeah, eating babies is definitely on the table."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:22 AM (q80AH)

256 Fructose has a Glycemic Index of 20-25, depending on the source, which is considered low. Sucrose is 100.

Also, fructose is the sweetest sugar, so you can use less of it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (1ISKN)

257 254 His daddy did. Al Gore, Sr.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:18 AM (FE+I
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His racist, lifelong Dixiecrat daddy, who nobody ever alerted to the "Switch".
Posted by: Jeff Z Hooker at October 04, 2019 10:22 AM (DuZls)

========

Apparently Strom Thurmond was the only Dixiecrat to get the memo.

The rest went right back to being Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (q80AH)

258 I like Rothko's color field paintings. They have to be seen in a gallery to be truly appreciated. My fascination with those works might be due to me being an artist, we're synesthetic to one degree or another.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (bWXm6)

259 Was she a plant?


Also, don't they desire a plant-based diet?

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (nRWPy)

260 Shit Muldoon, you should have just run with the error and pretended that it was a pun so subtle that we might never get it.
Posted by: joncelli


******

Yeah. I've tried that technique before. Never seems to work.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (mvenn)

261 Soledad O'Brien's earpiece is hiring, I hear.

Candidates will wax enthusiastic !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (arJlL)

262 259 Was she a plant?


Also, don't they desire a plant-based diet?
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (nRWPy)

========

Pretty sure she was some kind of larch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (q80AH)

263 Oops, glucose in 100. Sucrose is 60.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (1ISKN)

264 DISCLAIMER: I have never previously, nor plan in the future to devour a minor child, nor do I advocate that others eat or otherwise ingest children of any age, including newborns, infants, toddlers or adolescents. Any reference in my comments to the intake of babies for nutritional purposes is unintended and should not be construed in any way as policy advocacy.


(Just trying to protect my Social Credit Score)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:12 AM (mvenn)

oh idk, there's a few women i'd like to eat...


not sure i get any nutritional value from it though.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (8D42x)

265 Human Veal for everyone!

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (gmo/4)

266 So does a Green Marxist just eat the rich babies?

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (DuZls)

267 Yeah. I've tried that technique before. Never seems to work.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:23 AM (mvenn)

Can you point out the pun in this for me. Thanks.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (c10sF)

268 Recent of events have now cast Bon Jovi's Born to Be My Baby and Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back in an entirely new light.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (Boy/L)

269 267 Can you point out the pun in this for me. Thanks.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (c10sF)

========

He who would make a pun would pick a pocket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:25 AM (q80AH)

270 Oops, glucose in 100. Sucrose is 60.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (1ISKN)
---
Damn Trump!

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:25 AM (DuZls)

271

Feed the homeless babies to the hungry babies!

Posted by: Dick Sodomei at October 04, 2019 10:25 AM (UFLLM)

272 I had a dream like that. Everyone was 15 feet tall.

Posted by: eleven at October 04, 2019 10:25 AM (tH5fk)

273 Can we just eat the liberals? Keep the babies?


Looking for a common ground.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 10:25 AM (hNZ/y)

274 How about we just eat the placenta like normal people.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:26 AM (c10sF)

275 Soledad O'Brien's earpiece is hiring, I hear.

Time marches on. Soledad's celebrity Jeopardy glowing impact crater is now only visible from orbit and not from the moon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:26 AM (Boy/L)

276 Planned parenthood is just a processing plant like in Soylent Green?

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2019 10:26 AM (gmo/4)

277 242. well Haiti also provided children for the Clintons' organ harvesting business.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2019 10:26 AM (bWXm6)

278 Can we just eat the liberals? Keep the babies?


Looking for a common ground.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 10:25 AM (hNZ/y)
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Just start with the Enviros, and then soon the cannibalism would be done.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:26 AM (DuZls)

279
Is that the same as "Ecce Mono"?


I believe so, yes.

No macaroni art here yet, either.

Oh, and my grandson's watercolor from our visit to the children's museum yesterday (entitled "Let Me Count The Ways I Can Combine The Primary Colors To Arrive At Brown").

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:26 AM (pNxlR)

280 If you use the baby formula and mix baby oil and baby powder you can rehydrate babies for dinner.
Posted by: dagny


2 cups of baby powder and 1 cup of baby oil = enough baby batter for 4 pancakes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:26 AM (JWzxO)

281
Can you point out the pun in this for me?

******


I would but it's so subtle you'll never get it.


(Hat tip: joncelli)

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:27 AM (mvenn)

282 For all the people who were wondering whether Rothko had any artistic technical skill rather than just doing his bands of color paintings, there's your answer.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:21 AM (c10sF)

but, is it a positive or negative answer...?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:27 AM (8D42x)

283 If Trump were evil like the Left says, he'd have waited to drop the bomb on Biden

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 04, 2019 10:28 AM (HIQ/T)

284 His daddy did. Al Gore, Sr.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:18 AM (FE+I
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His racist, lifelong Dixiecrat daddy, who nobody ever alerted to the "Switch".
Posted by: Jeff Z Hooker at October 04, 2019 10:22 AM (DuZls)


ManBearPig's disingenuous lies about his bigoted piece of shit father probably manifested itself in his massive caloric intake (see also McCain, Mega).

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2019 10:28 AM (y7DUB)

285 Begun, the glycemic index war has.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2019 10:28 AM (NWiLs)

286 285 Begun, the glycemic index war has.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2019 10:28 AM (NWiLs)


#Don'tEat The Babies

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 04, 2019 10:29 AM (hLRSq)

287 Easy way for us to tell if Baby Eating Lady is a plant:
If she is, the MSM will tell us (and blame Trump); if she isn't, the story will die....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (IttZ7)

288 If Trump were evil like the Left says, he'd have waited to drop the bomb on Biden

Your argument is invalid. Net neutrality killed us all. Remember?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (Boy/L)

289 It's 75-25 that the baby eater wasn't serious but who cares.

Their rules.

I'm pretending this is real and everyone on the left must answer to baby eating.

Posted by: Cocaine Fueled War Turtle at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (gAMkn)

290 I want my baby back, baby back, baby back,
Chili's baby back ribs!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (JWzxO)

291 He who would make a pun would pick a pocket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



******


He that would write a 10,000 word essay on Star Wars Ep 3 in the comments section of a smart military blog would rob a bank.

What's your point?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (mvenn)

292
2 cups of baby powder and 1 cup of baby oil = enough baby batter for 4 pancakes.


Baby batter? Like "mayonnaise"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (pNxlR)

293 Millions shocked as the entire supply of environmentalists that were harvested to "Save the Planet" spoil in a curious outage of power to the freezer warehouse the government had been storing them in.

But next up, Queen Bey is hitting the road again.

Posted by: Future News at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (DuZls)

294 Don't eat the boy babies swaddled in pink blankets. They are loaded with trans fats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (jEgzt)

295 but, is it a positive or negative answer...?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:27 AM (8D42x)

You got me. I know what my answer is . Negative. I was just trying to start a debate.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (c10sF)

296 Baby batter. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (hNZ/y)

297 Also, fructose is the sweetest sugar, so you can use less of it.

But it's a liver toxin and has a delayed glycemic effect because it has to be metabolized through the liver before being partially metabolized into glucose. It still produces a relative to other sugars glycemic response, except it's delayed (usually first by fiber if from fruit, then by liver). The glycemic indes is based on blood glucose reactions immediately, at one hour, at 2 hours and at 3 hours. So while the glycemic index is lower, it still causes an insulin reponse just more slowly. If it's for weight loss or insulin related disease, fructose isn't any better than any other sugar (or processed starchy carb).

That's also why people will also wake up in the middle of the night after drinking wine. Alcohol has to be metabolized by liver, then fructose, THEN fructose is metabolized by the body partially into glucose and the delayed sugar rush wakes people up.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (nRWPy)

298 If Trump were evil like the Left says, he'd have waited to drop the bomb on Biden

Your argument is invalid. Net neutrality killed us all. Remember?
Posted by: Circa


I'm leaning 90/10 she was serious. The left is unhinged.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (JWzxO)

299
268 Recent of events have now cast Bon Jovi's Born to Be My Baby and Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back in an entirely new light.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:24 AM (Boy/L)


Cannibal Bob's Baby Back Ribs!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (hLRSq)

300 Are babies rich in MCT?

Posted by: Allie at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (sm6Pk)

301 It's 75-25 that the baby eater wasn't serious but who cares.

Their rules.

I'm pretending this is real and everyone on the left must answer to baby eating.
Posted by: Cocaine Fueled War Turtle


These people don't have a functioning sense of humor.

Posted by: eleven at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (tH5fk)

302
Your argument is invalid. Net neutrality killed us all. Remember?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (Boy/L)


#weareallbuzzionnow

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (pNxlR)

303 #Don'tEat The Babies

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 04, 2019 10:29 AM (hLRSq)
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I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: John Waite at October 04, 2019 10:32 AM (DuZls)

304 254 His daddy did. Al Gore, Sr.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:18 AM (FE+I
---
His racist, lifelong Dixiecrat daddy, who nobody ever alerted to the "Switch".
Posted by: Jeff Z Hooker at October 04, 2019 10:22 AM (DuZls)

Actually Al Gore Sr.'s money was much more dirty than that - this is one of the great Coverups of American History. Al Gore Sr. had gotten into politics from a sketchy beginning and made it into the House, where he became good friends and allies with FDR's communist sympathizing VP, Henry Wallace. After WW2, Gore made it into the Senate but was still broke, and thence began his association with Armand Hammer, Stalin's personal representative to the Capitalists. Hammer built a great fortune selling Soviet goods to the West, and transferring most of the capital back to Moscow - he was a capitalist, but he was always loyal to Moscow, and Moscow desperately needed the money he provided. Gore was Armand Hammer's top contact in the Senate, and could be counted on to reliably provide pro-Soviet views and positions on everything.

Al Gore Sr. was one of the Soviet agents inside the US Government that McCarthy was talking about, but you know what happened to him for pointing it out. During his association with Armand Hammer, Al Gore's Sr's net worth went from a few hundred dollars to a few million. It was credited to "Good Investments".

And so that's where Al Gore Jr. came from.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)

305 NBC had the Pussygate tape but couldn't use it legally because it was recorded in CA. So it gave it to WaPo to publish. This was all coordinated with the Hillary campaign, who thought it would nuke Trump for good. Hillary need only step over Trumps smoldering corpse and walk into the White House

How's that for interfering in an election

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 04, 2019 10:32 AM (HIQ/T)

306 That's also why people will also wake up in the middle of the night after drinking wine. Alcohol has to be metabolized by liver, then fructose, THEN fructose is metabolized by the body partially into glucose and the delayed sugar rush wakes people up.
Posted by: dagny


Scotch don't have sugar.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:32 AM (JWzxO)

307 279. lol that's adorable! They get so entranced by the goodness and joy of the primary colors, they think adding them all to each other will create even more happy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2019 10:34 AM (bWXm6)

308 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Did I miss the puns already?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 10:34 AM (axyOa)

309 291 He who would make a pun would pick a pocket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


******


He that would write a 10,000 word essay on Star Wars Ep 3 in the comments section of a smart military blog would rob a bank.

What's your point?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (mvenn)

========

I've never done such a thing. Not once. Not ever.

I will now, though.

😈

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:35 AM (q80AH)

310

Was going to be a movie poster for The Thin Men and Women movie but they couldn't get William Powell or Myrna Loy so they scrapped the project

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2019 10:35 AM (kw5n8)

311 Reminds me again to recommend pulling up Dave Chappelle's bit about Baby on the Corner if you've never heard it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:35 AM (c10sF)

312 Dang. Did I miss the puns already?

Posted by: Diogenes


It's no Rothko is still available.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:35 AM (JWzxO)

313 Regular sugar, sucrose, is fructose-glucose together. So you're getting it with regular sugar whether you want it or no.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 10:36 AM (xfb67)

314 Has a beyond meat baby been developed yet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 04, 2019 10:37 AM (Uu+Jp)

315 I've never done such a thing. Not once. Not ever.

I will now, though.


********

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:37 AM (mvenn)

316 calorie burns for most sex positions

https://tinyurl.com/y39chs9n
Posted by: rhennigantx

Thanks. Posting that list above the headboard.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...29 yr olds do it better at October 04, 2019 10:37 AM (6eq2O)

317 I hear that babies are sweet--so won't that spike my glucose?

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:38 AM (DuZls)

318 My baby takes the morning train
Then he is eaten by cannibal greens
It's really quite depressing
Ooooooooohhhhhh,.....

Posted by: Sheena Easton at October 04, 2019 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

319 "*Instead of installing urinals (common sense, right?), they'll pass laws on how to use the toilet.....including fines and/or jail for not putting the lid up......or down after your done.

It's coming, there is no limit to the lefts insanity.

Posted by: WisRich at October 04, 2019 09:40 AM (G0vdT) "



And obviously, for enforcement purposes they will need cameras in every stall.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 04, 2019 10:39 AM (wscsn)

320 Dang. Did I miss the puns already?

Posted by: Diogenes



*******

That's pretty much the long and short of it...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:39 AM (mvenn)

321 Don't forget baby broth. Good when you have a cold.

Posted by: Soros at October 04, 2019 10:39 AM (Pzzpr)

322 These people don't have a functioning sense of humor.
Posted by: eleven at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (tH5fk)

Their entire schtick is pseudointellectualism. It requires that they be taken seriously. A true intellectual can admit his faults and laugh at his own folly, but the pretender's pretense cannot abide it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 10:39 AM (J+mig)

323 calorie burns for most sex positions

https://tinyurl.com/y39chs9n
Posted by: rhennigantx

Thanks. Posting that list above the headboard.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...29 yr olds do it better at October 04, 2019 10:37 AM (6eq2O)

I used to have a female workout partner who competed in fitness competitions. Our euphemism for sex was ' working your abs' .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:40 AM (c10sF)

324 What about baby snakes?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 04, 2019 10:40 AM (DuZls)

325 I've never done such a thing. Not once. Not ever.

I will now, though.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison

D'ya need a getaway driver ?

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 10:40 AM (arJlL)

326 Regular sugar, sucrose, is fructose-glucose together. So you're getting it with regular sugar whether you want it or no.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Serious question. What about stevia leaf?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:40 AM (FE+I8)

327 Scotch don't have sugar.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:32 AM (JWzxO)

Right, but your body stops metabolizing fat while it metabolizes alcohol.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:41 AM (nRWPy)

328 Nobody puts Baby in the corner on the back burner.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:41 AM (mvenn)

329 I hear that babies are sweet--so won't that spike my glucose?
Posted by: Axeman


Only little girl babies. All that sugar & spice and everything nice....

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:41 AM (FE+I8)

330 319 ... And obviously, for enforcement purposes they will need cameras in every stall.Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 04, 2019 10:39 AM (wscsn)



Not so fast there.

Posted by: The Portland Restroom Attendants Union Local 509 at October 04, 2019 10:42 AM (IttZ7)

331 O/T:

Rumor has it that Bruce Jenner has been signed to appear in a comic book movie.

However, it's not clear at this time whether he's going to be an X-Man or a Transformer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2019 10:42 AM (vA4O3)

332 You could graph these people's schedules on a Gaunt chart.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:42 AM (DuZls)

333 This also reminds me of my favorite Dick Cheney is so mean joke from aos .

Dick Cheney is so mean he takes candy away from babies......and then gives it to diabetic babies.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (c10sF)

334 NBC had the Pussygate tape but couldn't use it legally because it was recorded in CA. So it gave it to WaPo to publish. This was all coordinated with the Hillary campaign, who thought it would nuke Trump for good. Hillary need only step over Trumps smoldering corpse and walk into the White House

How's that for interfering in an election

Posted by: Ignoramus


2016 was amazing. I've never seen somebody no-sell that many hits that would have been kill shots for anyone else (outside Team D).

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (AM1GF)

335 @henryrodgersdc

Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring." Read more here:

https://tinyurl.com/y6k8h4we


Oooh Nancy, you've lost a squad member.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (cF8AT)

336 > Only little girl babies. All that sugar & spice and everything nice....

The snips and snails and puppy dog tails make the little boys popular in France and Asia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (vA4O3)

337 If this country supports impeachment, with a 3.5% unemployment rate, then we are truly fucking gone.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (FiUMj)

338 The snips and snails and puppy dog tails make the little boys popular in France and Asia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (vA4O3)
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And dim sum!

(Ba-dump-bump)

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:44 AM (DuZls)

339 328 Nobody puts Baby in the corner on the back burner.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:41 AM (mvenn)


#Don'tBurnTheBaby =/= #Don'tEatTheBaby

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 04, 2019 10:44 AM (hLRSq)

340 > Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment,

Read: she's figured out just how many of the old guard are dirty from the Ukraine deals, and isn't about to go down in flames along with them.

Which actually makes her smarter than I thought she was.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2019 10:44 AM (vA4O3)

341 334
2016 was amazing. I've never seen somebody no-sell that many hits that would have been kill shots for anyone else (outside Team D).
Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (AM1GF)

==========

His media acumen is the stuff of legend.

People will study him as one of the great politicians of his age for a very long time.

So will the environment that allowed a moderate New York Democrat to become the height of power in the Republican Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:44 AM (q80AH)

342 Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (nRWPy)


Posted by: IrishEi at October 04, 2019 10:45 AM (sGotD)

343 Dang. Did I miss the puns already?
Posted by: Diogenes

It's no Rothko is still available.
Posted by: rickb223


Available? I thought it was mandatory...

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 04, 2019 10:45 AM (AM1GF)

344 Could Hunter Biden sell babies to Ukraine?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2019 10:45 AM (cqNba)

345 working your abs' .
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

* makes mental note to self


The grey boxes are a wealth of useful information

Posted by: Sock Monkey...29 yr olds do it better at October 04, 2019 10:45 AM (6eq2O)

346 2016 was amazing. I've never seen somebody no-sell that many hits that would have been kill shots for anyone else (outside Team D).

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (AM1GF)


#TrumpIsTheMatrix

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 04, 2019 10:45 AM (hLRSq)

347 Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring."


I don't understand all this procedure stuff so I'm going to pretend I'm too cool to be bothered that I didn't get my way.

Least that's how I read it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 04, 2019 10:45 AM (SchxB)

348 My mom says that the reason the abortion industry is sooooooo supported by the left is because Hillary Clinton eats babies.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (9gDA7)

349 347 Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring."


I don't understand all this procedure stuff so I'm going to pretend I'm too cool to be bothered that I didn't get my way.

Least that's how I read it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 04, 2019 10:45 AM (SchxB)

==========

"Nancy's told us that this impeachment thing isn't real."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (q80AH)

350 ♫ ♪ ♪

Eat my, eat my baby
My one and only baby
Eat my baby nowww-oww
Woh, oh, oh, oh

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (mvenn)

351 Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring."

...and with that, any chance of it passing even the House disappears in a puff of smoke.

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (AM1GF)

352 Serious question. What about stevia leaf?

Stevia, erythritol and monk fruit appear to have no insulin response and are not carcinogenic. However, while I use these and avoid others ie maltodextrin you know the "science" can change. Stevia is usually either mixed with erythritol or maltodextrin in the granular form. Monk fruit is also usually paired the erythritol. Some people experience a severe bitter aftertaste to stevia, I thankfully, do not. Sorbitol, Malitol and Sucralose are also fine options excepth Sorbitol and malitol cause major farting.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (nRWPy)

353 Also, fructose is the sweetest sugar, so you can use less of it.

But
it's a liver toxin and has a delayed glycemic effect because it has to
be metabolized through the liver before being partially metabolized into
glucose.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (nRWPy)

It's a monosaccharide, so I am pretty sure it isn't metabolized into glucose. You may be thinking of G6P, which is distinct from glucose.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2019 10:47 AM (wYseH)

354 @henryrodgersdc

Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring." Read more here:

https://tinyurl.com/y6k8h4we


Oooh Nancy, you've lost a squad member.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 04, 2019 10:43 AM (cF8AT)


"Trump has a lock-on! Trump has a lock-on!"
"Deploy chaff!"
"No good, Trump is closing!"
"Eject! Eject! Eject!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 04, 2019 10:47 AM (hLRSq)

355 So will the environment that allowed a moderate New York Democrat to become the height of power in the Republican Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:44 AM (q80AH)

And help the Republican Party cast off a lot of its corporatist establishment baggage and reform itself in a Jacksonian mold.

Few politicians ever make this big of an imprint on things.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 10:47 AM (J+mig)

356 My mom says that the reason the abortion industry is sooooooo supported by the left is because Hillary Clinton eats babies.
Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (9gDA7)
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She also was ahead of her time.

Posted by: Cronus at October 04, 2019 10:47 AM (DuZls)

357 EAT MOAR BAY-B-Z!

For the children!

Posted by: Hilary! at October 04, 2019 10:48 AM (CE5C/)

358 How come nobody mentioned the Paul Anka song....

"Having my Baby"

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 10:48 AM (arJlL)

359 They have been talking about impeaching Trump even before the inauguration. I think most people see it for what it is. A non credible coordinated partisan attack without basis.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:48 AM (c10sF)

360 Few politicians ever make this big of an imprint on things.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 10:47 AM (J+mig)
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You should see a chair after I get up!

Posted by: Jerry Nadless at October 04, 2019 10:48 AM (DuZls)

361 Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring."



Bwahahahahahahaha! Fuckin' millennial.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:48 AM (FE+I8)

362
The urinals are for the penis. The penis is evil.

Posted by: Zardoz at October 04, 2019 10:48 AM (t5m5e)

363 And help the Republican Party cast off a lot of its corporatist establishment baggage and reform itself in a Jacksonian mold.

Few politicians ever make this big of an imprint on things.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est


Assuming it doesn't just revert after he's gone. Which would be suicidal, but all things run their course eventually.

Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 04, 2019 10:48 AM (AM1GF)

364 Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring."

I'll take Couldn't Be More Millenial for whatever Hunter Biden is making a month, Alex.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:48 AM (Boy/L)

365 I am SO OVER this thing that doesn't really involve me and doesn't keep me in the news. SO OVER IT.

Posted by: AOC at October 04, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

366 Sing it Muldoon!!!

You crooner you!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (axyOa)

367
Booooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiinnnnnggggggg!

Posted by: Alexandria Endtable Cortez, looking up from her phone at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (DuZls)

368 Should we re-name AOC to Baby-Chompers?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (cqNba)

369 351 Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring."

...and with that, any chance of it passing even the House disappears in a puff of smoke.
Posted by: Brother Cavil is bored, why do you ask? at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (AM1GF)

=========

It had a serious chance to begin with?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (q80AH)

370 but, is it a positive or negative answer...?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:27 AM (8D42x)

You got me. I know what my answer is . Negative. I was just trying to start a debate.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 10:30 AM (c10sF)

i agree.

i figured it was to start a debate, i just didn't want to say, "nope. he sucks and get yelled at...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (8D42x)

371 Hunter has become the Hunted !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (arJlL)

372 Devotional

Today's devotional from the writings of Dr. Henry Foster, born in VT 1821. Died in NY State 1902. He graduated from Case Western Reserve Medical School with the highest honors and was a devoted Christian who started a started a sanitorium in Clifton Springs, N.Y. (near the Finger Lakes region) for the sick and mentally exhausted and troubled. He also led the patients in devotions. This is from a book of his collected writings, "Life Secrets":

Hearing and Heeding

If we are trying to catch the voice of friend across the room from us, it becomes necessary to concentrate the mind, to put ourselves in a listening attitude, so that we can reject the noise and bustle of the world around us and listen to that one voice. Precisely so it is in the presence of the Holy Spirit. We can never her Him when are listening to the bustle of this world, to things that pertain to selfishness. We can never hear the Holy Spirit except when we turn towards Him with loving and open hearts in the attitude of receiving and desiring to lay hold upon Him. In that attitude we can hear what the Spirit has to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (j0JAA)

373 Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment, adding that "the whole thing is boring."
=========

I've got bigger babies to fry!

Posted by: AOC at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (vg8iE)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2019 10:51 AM (xG/b0)

375 What about baby snakes?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 04, 2019 10:40 AM (DuZls)


Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo!

Posted by: cool breeze at October 04, 2019 10:51 AM (UGKMd)

376 That's also why people will also wake up in the middle of the night after drinking wine. Alcohol has to be metabolized by liver, then fructose, THEN fructose is metabolized by the body partially into glucose and the delayed sugar rush wakes people up.
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (nRWPy)

Jokes on you.

I just keep drinking through the night so i don't have to worry about that...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2019 10:51 AM (8D42x)

377 That lady is running the gauntlet.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:51 AM (DuZls)

378 So Joe is saying Hunter is going to join him on the campaign trail?

Should make those process servers' jobs much easier.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 04, 2019 10:51 AM (vg8iE)

379 We are planning for AOC to assume the role of Speaker. Stay tuned.

Posted by: DNC at October 04, 2019 10:51 AM (Pzzpr)

380 Funny how English works, isn't it? They speak of Trump being IM-peached, but Bruce Jenner got DE-nutted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 10:52 AM (jEgzt)

381 A new look at Total Coelo lyrics?

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2019 10:52 AM (gmo/4)

382 Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa'


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4tjkjuc



Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2019 10:52 AM (xG/b0)

383 So Joe is saying Hunter is going to join him on the campaign trail?

Joe has the unerring instincts of a meerkat on Quaaludes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:52 AM (Boy/L)

384 340 > Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) says she is "over" impeachment,

Read: she's figured out just how many of the old guard are dirty from the Ukraine deals, and isn't about to go down in flames along with them.

Which actually makes her smarter than I thought she was.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2019 10:44 AM (vA4O3)

___

Nah. I think she literally is bored by it since she's a millenial who has the attention span of a nat. The story is more than 2 weeks old so.....booooooring!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 10:52 AM (FiUMj)

385 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2019 10:50 AM (j0JAA)

Listening is hard work.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 04, 2019 10:53 AM (hLRSq)

386
Baby Loaf
Baby Loaf
Oooh o ooh
Baby Loaf
With gravy and baby carrots
Babybeee Loaf me alone.


Martha and the VanCannibals.

Posted by: saf at October 04, 2019 10:54 AM (5IHGB)

387 "Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo!

We were at a tee-shirt store last weekend.

Baby

Mommy

Daddy

Grammy

Grandpa


The whole damn shark family on shirts.


But...I noticed they were represented in standard heteronormative rolls within the family.

So, I denounced them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2019 10:54 AM (cqNba)

388 Stevia is usually either mixed with erythritol or maltodextrin in the granular form. Monk fruit is also usually paired the erythritol. Some people experience a severe bitter aftertaste to stevia, I thankfully, do not. Sorbitol, Malitol and Sucralose are also fine options excepth Sorbitol and malitol cause major farting.
Posted by: dagny


I don't either. I use Pyure brand and it supposedly doesn't add anything else. They say they avoid chemicals, additives and artificial processes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 10:54 AM (FE+I8)

389 Paris stabby guy was a convert to the religion of peace according to GP - missed that elsewhere.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 04, 2019 10:57 AM (PQRcz)

390 Some people experience a severe bitter aftertaste to stevia

Posted by: dagny
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I call it "leafy" aftertaste.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 10:57 AM (DuZls)

391 So, do morons think the Joker movie actually has a higher threat level for movie-goers? I can't tell if the media is trying to hype things up or not, but it's getting a little crazy.
https://tinyurl.com/yynw8pvd

Posted by: Some Guy at October 04, 2019 10:57 AM (ORLcR)

392 So AOC pushes Pelosi to suicide and now she's over it?


Waiting for Trump to tweet that, boss.

Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 10:57 AM (B/g/o)

393 "- missed that elsewhere."

Minor detail

Easily overlooked.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2019 10:57 AM (cqNba)

394 So my baby ranch in Western Wyoming is still a go?

Posted by: Quilp at October 04, 2019 10:58 AM (Bf3hj)

395 Truly an example of an unrealistic standard of beauty. Barely any skin on those bones. I'm not sure there's any bones on those bones, either.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 04, 2019 10:58 AM (l6DjY)

396 I'm not paying attention to the Joke threat level. I'm not seeing it because it looks depressing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:58 AM (Boy/L)

397
It's a monosaccharide, so I am pretty sure it
isn't metabolized into glucose. You may be thinking of G6P, which is
distinct from glucose.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2019 10:47 AM (wYseH)

Nope.The first step in the metabolism of fructose is
the formation of fructose 1-phosphate, which then splits to form two
3-carbon molecules, namely glyceraldehyde and dihydroxyacetone phosphate. These trioses form pyruvate, glycerol and glucose.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:59 AM (nRWPy)

398 So my baby ranch in Western Wyoming is still a go?
Posted by: Quilp

Are you kidding?

Posted by: The PUNisher at October 04, 2019 10:59 AM (4rQKQ)

399 Vladmir Putin speaks truth:

Putin, chairing a session at an energy forum in Moscow, said: "I may disappoint you but I don't share the common excitement about the speech by Greta Thunberg."

"No one has explained to Greta that the modern world is complex and different and ... people in Africa or in many Asian countries want to live at the same wealth level as in Sweden."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2019 10:59 AM (I2/tG)

400 So Joe is saying Hunter is going to join him on the campaign trail?



Hair-sniffing and shoulder groping will be the least of it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 04, 2019 10:59 AM (COzlW)

401 Joe has the unerring instincts of a meerkat on Quaaludes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2019 10:52 AM (Boy/L)
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50,000 quaaludes on the newcomer!

Posted by: Hunter S. Biden at October 04, 2019 10:59 AM (DuZls)

402 391 So, do morons think the Joker movie actually has a higher threat level for movie-goers? I can't tell if the media is trying to hype things up or not, but it's getting a little crazy.
https://tinyurl.com/yynw8pvd
Posted by: Some Guy at October 04, 2019 10:57 AM (ORLcR)

==========

They're inviting it.

They want to kill the movie because some Twitter idiots have said that the movie is problematic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 11:00 AM (q80AH)

403 392 So AOC pushes Pelosi to suicide and now she's over it?


Waiting for Trump to tweet that, boss.
Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 10:57 AM (B/g/o)

Every time AOC annoys Pelosi she gets another botox treatment to compensate. At this point every skin cell in Nancy's body is completely incapacitated.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

404 Paris stabby guy was a convert to the religion of peace according to GP - missed that elsewhere.
Posted by: rammajamma at October 04, 2019 10:57 AM (PQRcz)

Converts are always the worst. Normal, sane people look at what islam has to offer, and reject it out of hand. But islam holds appeal for nuts and losers.

If an individual in your workplace becomes a muzzie convert, be very, very wary, and have a self-defense plan in place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:00 AM (jEgzt)

405 Joker Movie BS = Hype.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 11:01 AM (axyOa)

406 CNN@CNN
Atlantic City Mayor Frank Gilliam Jr. has resigned after pleading guilty to stealing about $87,000 from a local youth basketball program he co-founded.

Buck Sexton@BuckSexton
He's a Democrat, in case you were wondering, as that information appears *nowhere* in this article

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:01 AM (+y/Ru)

407 When you eat anything your cholesterol goes way up. When you eat anything except fat your blood sugar skyrockets. The bread with the hotdog, I'm sure sent it skyhigh in 10 minutes. That's why snacking is disastrous. When blood sugar goes up, you body dumps insulin which does all kinds of things including fat storage. Remember when they told people to eat "many small meals?" Another completely wrong "science" consensus. The only thing you can eat without getting an insulin response is fat. Even protein elevates glucose.
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:05 AM (nRWPy)


Thanks Dagny. I'm low level diabetic -- not bad enough to take meds -- but my doctor did not tell me any of this.

Posted by: girldog at October 04, 2019 11:01 AM (SJiiM)

408 382 Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa'


==

if only there were
maybe they could have a motto to serve and protect

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 04, 2019 11:01 AM (G546f)

409 Moving to Montana. Just to raise me up a crop of yummy babies. Raising them up. Chopping them apart.

Posted by: Cannibal Zappa at October 04, 2019 11:01 AM (gmo/4)

410 Vladimir Putin speaks truth

Surprising, actually.

Russia wants fracking banned in the United States, and energy development outside of Russia strangled, since the Russian economy is basically Saudi Arabia's with colder winters.

You think that he would view Thunberg as a useful idiot that would help achieve these goals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2019 11:01 AM (I2/tG)

411 That's also why people will also wake up in the
middle of the night after drinking wine. Alcohol has to be metabolized
by liver, then fructose, THEN fructose is metabolized by the body
partially into glucose and the delayed sugar rush wakes people up.
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:31 AM (nRWPy)


Dagny, alcohol is metabolized into acetaldehyde, which is toxic to all tissues, but is metabolized readily by the liver into acetic acids.

Unfortunately acetaldehyde is only metabolized by the liver if it gets into the blood stream through absorption through the gut wall, so it sits there and leaks and makes you ill in great amounts.

The fructose is another issue and I don't know much about it besides its action in making your pancreas crazy

Anyhow here is an interview with a rep from Zbiotics, which is a company that is engineering gut macrobiotics that can metabolize acetaldahyde in your gut directly instead of waiting on your liver to get around to it.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4pp2lpv

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2019 11:02 AM (xG/b0)

412 >>394
So my baby ranch in Western Wyoming is still a go?

Posted by: Quilp a

Just make sure you slap a Grass Fed and Free Range label on the packaging. Gold!

Posted by: Galil at October 04, 2019 11:02 AM (Pzzpr)

413 375 What about baby snakes?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 04, 2019 10:40 AM (DuZls)

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Posted by: cool breeze at October 04, 2019


*
*

There is actually a cereal now called "Baby Shark," and I think there is also a "Papa Shark" and "Mama Shark." Not kidding. The "doo doo doo doo" theme is printed on the packages too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:03 AM (ClOmq)

414 Listening is hard work.

What ?

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:03 AM (arJlL)

415 Paris stabby guy was a convert to the religion of peace according to GP - missed that elsewhere.

Have you ever noticed that mentally ill Methodists tend not to commit mass murder?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2019 11:03 AM (I2/tG)

416 Putin, chairing a session at an energy forum in Moscow, said: "I may disappoint you but I don't share the common excitement about the speech by Greta Thunberg."

-
Exactly what Trump thinks! What more proof do you need?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)

417 CNN@CNN

Atlantic City Mayor Frank Gilliam Jr. has resigned after pleading
guilty to stealing about $87,000 from a local youth basketball program
he co-founded.



Buck Sexton@BuckSexton

He's a Democrat, in case you were wondering, as that information appears *nowhere* in this article





Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:01 AM (+y/Ru)

Pretty sure a Rap Sheet is a mandatory requirement for any Atlantic City politician for at least the last 60-years.

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 11:04 AM (DU2N9)

418 There is actually a cereal now called "Baby Shark," and I think there is also a "Papa Shark" and "Mama Shark." Not kidding. The "doo doo doo doo" theme is printed on the packages too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:03 AM (ClOmq)
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What's wrong with Parent #1 Shark and Parent #2 Shark?!

Posted by: Social Just-us at October 04, 2019 11:04 AM (DuZls)

419 So my baby ranch in Western Wyoming is still a go?

Posted by: Quilp a

Just make sure you slap a Grass Fed and Free Range label on the packaging. Gold!

Posted by: Galil


Play church music. So you can call it...........organic.

Posted by: The PUNisher at October 04, 2019 11:04 AM (4rQKQ)

420 380 Funny how English works, isn't it? They speak of Trump being IM-peached, but Bruce Jenner got DE-nutted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 10:52 AM (jEgzt)

He was also a Pole Halter

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2019 11:04 AM (JFO2v)

421 I can't just eat babies.

I don't think it's fair that just because they can't talk, I can just assume its age!

Posted by: Social Justice Axeman at October 04, 2019 11:05 AM (DuZls)

422 We never advocate eating babies.
And by never we mean only occasionally .
Well, actually quite frequently.
They are rather tasty, you know.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 04, 2019 11:05 AM (UFgOG)

423 415 Paris stabby guy was a convert to the religion of peace according to GP - missed that elsewhere.

Have you ever noticed that mentally ill Methodists tend not to commit mass murder?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2019 11:03 AM (I2/tG)

Green Jello covered dish should be a mortal sin though!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2019 11:05 AM (JFO2v)

424 Popplers!

Posted by: Fishy Joe at October 04, 2019 11:05 AM (gmo/4)

425 When you eat anything your cholesterol goes way up. When you eat anything except fat your blood sugar skyrockets. The bread with the hotdog, I'm sure sent it skyhigh in 10 minutes. That's why snacking is disastrous. When blood sugar goes up, you body dumps insulin which does all kinds of things including fat storage. Remember when they told people to eat "many small meals?" Another completely wrong "science" consensus. The only thing you can eat without getting an insulin response is fat. Even protein elevates glucose.
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:05 AM (nRWPy)


Thanks Dagny. I'm low level diabetic -- not bad enough to take meds -- but my doctor did not tell me any of this.
Posted by: girldog



The depth and breadth of HordeKnowledge® is amazing.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 11:05 AM (FE+I8)

426 This is not art.

TBF, it's not even decoration.
I mean, OK, maybe for the fridge door.......

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 04, 2019 11:06 AM (CPk08)

427 "You accomplished your point that this is different from the well-known stripes on canvas."

And these are not stripes on canvas?

Posted by: barbarausa at October 04, 2019 11:06 AM (W7IZQ)

428 Converts are always the worst. Normal, sane people look at what islam has to offer, and reject it out of hand. But islam holds appeal for nuts and losers.

If an individual in your workplace becomes a muzzie convert, be very, very wary, and have a self-defense plan in place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:00 AM (jEgzt)

Very true. It's one thing to be born and raised in a particular tradition, but converts actively chose to be part of it.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 04, 2019 11:06 AM (N4xQB)

429 Those people need to sign up for Height Watchers.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2019 11:06 AM (E+OcO)

430 Just make sure you slap a Grass Fed and Free Range label on the packaging. Gold!

Posted by: Galil at October 04, 2019 11:02 AM (Pzzpr)

Some grazin' music:


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=qxXZF60EPdM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:06 AM (jEgzt)

431 418 There is actually a cereal now called "Baby Shark," and I think there is also a "Papa Shark" and "Mama Shark." Not kidding. The "doo doo doo doo" theme is printed on the packages too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:03 AM (ClOmq)
---
What's wrong with Parent #1 Shark and Parent #2 Shark?!
Posted by: Social Just-us at October 04, 2019


*
*

Go squeal at Kellogg's, not me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:06 AM (ClOmq)

432 According to the Twitters the bit about eating babies was done by somebody in a pro-Trump group. Don't know how accurate that is, but it would be awesome if so. They can just claim it was guerrilla theater and they're golden.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (RD7QR)

433 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (B/g/o)

434 FenelonSpoke

Mute the white noise of the world.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...29 yr olds do it better at October 04, 2019 11:08 AM (6eq2O)

435 UCLA is offering that kid a scholarship for the 2039 season and the Boosters want to start 'featuring' his likeness in 'advertisements'. The first check will be in the mail Monday.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 04, 2019 11:08 AM (jSar8)

436 According to the Twitters the bit about eating babies was done by somebody in a pro-Trump group. Don't know how accurate that is, but it would be awesome if so. They can just claim it was guerrilla theater and they're golden.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (RD7QR)
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I actually called that last night. It was just too perfect!

Still though, they don't have said this without proof (shhhh--it's lefty tactics).

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 11:08 AM (DuZls)

437 433 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.
Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019


*
*

" . . . after me."

Posted by: M. Zuckerberg at October 04, 2019 11:08 AM (ClOmq)

438 Ok. Bloodwork done. Had to poke both arms. I have tiny, rolling veins.
Now waiting to have my tires installed at Costco. Eating a chicken Caesar salad for brunch

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 11:08 AM (cNJvW)

439 >>433
Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

Posted by: Ha

I would like to see that liddle fvcker hydraulically stuffed into a 1x1 foot clear acrylic box then put on display.

Posted by: Galil at October 04, 2019 11:09 AM (Pzzpr)

440 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.
Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (B/g/o)

You first, Mark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:09 AM (jEgzt)

441 FenelonSpoke

Mute the white noise of the world.

Int that racist ?

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:09 AM (arJlL)

442 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (B/g/o)

Feel free to liquidate your shit "company" and kill yourself then, asshole.

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 11:10 AM (DU2N9)

443 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (B/g/o)
---
You have the power to make one less.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 11:10 AM (DuZls)

444 438 Ok. Bloodwork done. Had to poke both arms. I have tiny, rolling veins.
Now waiting to have my tires installed at Costco. Eating a chicken Caesar salad for brunch
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019


*
*

Costco now does blood work AND provides lunch? I gotta check this place out!

Posted by: M. Zuckerberg at October 04, 2019 11:10 AM (ClOmq)

445 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

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Exhibit A: Zuckerberg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:10 AM (+y/Ru)

446 Sorbitol, Malitol and Sucralose are also fine options excepth Sorbitol and malitol cause major farting.
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (nRWPy)

If by major farting, you mean torrents of diarrhea, then yes.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (J+mig)

447 Baby ranch in Wyoming?

Now what do I do with all these baby otters?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (axyOa)

448 I have tiny, rolling veins.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 11:08 AM (cNJvW)

Me, too. Rolley tires, too.

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (X/Pw5)

449 Jeff Carlson @themarketswork
15m
Brennan has resorted to pleading for help.

John, I hope you enjoy your interview with Durham.

John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan
A reminder to federal officials:

There is no limit on the number of individuals who can use the whistleblower statute.

If you think you were involved in unlawful activity as a result of a directive from Mr. Trump or someone doing his bidding, now is the time to report it.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (BqBId)

450 443 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (B/g/o)
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You have the power to make one less.
Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 11:10 AM (DuZls)

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He's gonna take out Soros?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (q80AH)

451 Posted earlier, but for those that didn't see it earlier, here it is again. Doug Collins (R-Georgia) who is the ranking member of the Judiciary Committee on a tear about the phony impeachment and Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats. I have decided to have a long distance-and uncommunicated to him- crush on Doug Collins.

https://tinyurl.com/y5emhtpl

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2019 11:12 AM (j0JAA)

452 431
418 There is actually a cereal now called "Baby Shark," and I think
there is also a "Papa Shark" and "Mama Shark." Not kidding. The "doo doo
doo doo" theme is printed on the packages too.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:03 AM (ClOmq)

---

What's wrong with Parent #1 Shark and Parent #2 Shark?!

Posted by: Social Just-us at October 04, 2019




Pffffft. Typical. Parent #1 is doubtless the while male. You need to use colors. Parent yellow, and parent green. Can't have any red or blue.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 11:12 AM (T6t7i)

453 Nah. I had to pay $4 whole US dollars for my salad and .25 for my water. Outrageous!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 11:12 AM (cNJvW)

454 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
"The witness was asked at least 20 times, and there definitely was no Quid Pro Quo." @RepMarkMeadows @FoxNews Their whole case was built around this, now they no longer mention!

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:12 AM (BqBId)

455 Seriously, whoever decided that every chewing gum had to be Sorbitol based should be made to eat Taco Bell and drink Flint water for a week.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 11:12 AM (J+mig)

456 John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan
A reminder to federal officials:

There is no limit on the number of individuals who can use the whistleblower statute.

If you think you were involved in unlawful activity as a result of a directive from Mr. Trump or someone doing his bidding, now is the time to report it.
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019


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How about I report I think I was involved in unlawful activity because of a directive from John Brennan? How about that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:12 AM (ClOmq)

457 Now what do I do with all these baby otters?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (axyOa)

Fatten them up, shave 'em, and sell them into the Chinese baby market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:13 AM (jEgzt)

458 Oh, and here's another tactic that the left uses:

You take something that somebody says that you argue is "similar" (to eating babies) and you state that you see no difference, and then you take your two index fingers and stick them in your ear holes and you repeat "No difference. No difference" while they are talking.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 11:13 AM (DuZls)

459 450 443 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (B/g/o)
---
You have the power to make one less.
Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 11:10 AM (DuZls)

=========

He's gonna take out Soros?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (q80AH)

Since Soros has a kid that'll be net zero.

Posted by: Someguy at October 04, 2019 11:13 AM (k3a3F)

460 If by major farting, you mean torrents of diarrhea, then yes.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (J+mig)


I saw Torrents of Diarrhea open for Major Farting and the Beans at the 1993 Flatulence Festival.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:13 AM (R8APV)

461 432
According to the Twitters the bit about eating babies was done by
somebody in a pro-Trump group. Don't know how accurate that is, but it
would be awesome if so. They can just claim it was guerrilla theater and
they're golden.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM (RD7QR)


It's the LaRouche crowd, who are nutz, but what the hell. Funny as shit.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 04, 2019 11:13 AM (CPk08)

462 A Dingo Ate My Baby!

Posted by: AOC Fan at October 04, 2019 11:13 AM (r+sAi)

463 Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:09 AM (arJlL)

I'm sure somebody would find it racist. Sigh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (j0JAA)

464
Fatten them up, shave 'em, and sell them into the Chinese baby market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:13 AM


****

Whew...thought I was going to have to move the herd to Wyoming.
Now I can keep them in PugetSound.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (axyOa)

465 The NYT comes out against free speech.

https://bit.ly/2IktHZC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

466 Taht Pelosi video interview with Stephaplous is very disturbing. She looks like she's in the middle of a stroke, can barely speak and clearly does not understand the most basic question and that Shciff was making shit up.

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (Ed8Zd)

467
It's the LaRouche crowd, who are nutz, but what the hell. Funny as shit.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 04, 2019 11:13 AM (CPk0






The unusual thing is that the LaRouchies did something funny. I always thought they were a humorless bunch, almost as bad as the Donks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (veoSD)

468 460 If by major farting, you mean torrents of diarrhea, then yes.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (J+mig)

I saw Torrents of Diarrhea open for Major Farting and the Beans at the 1993 Flatulence Festival.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019


*
*

If the Flatulence Festival comes to my town, I hope the wind is blowing the other way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (ClOmq)

469 I have decided to have a long distance-and uncommunicated to him- crush on Doug Collins.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2019 11:12 AM (j0JAA)


So you're going to be a stalker, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (R8APV)

470 John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan

A reminder to federal officials:



There is no limit on the number of individuals who can use the whistleblower statute.



If you think you were involved in unlawful activity as a result of a
directive from Mr. Trump or someone doing his bidding, now is the time
to report it.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (BqBId)

So, have the requirements for protected whistleblower status yet been changed back to require firsthand knowledge of the incident being reported?
If not, why not?

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (DU2N9)

471 If by major farting, you mean torrents of diarrhea, then yes.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (J+mig)

I saw Torrents of Diarrhea open for Major Farting and the Beans at the 1993 Flatulence Festival.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor


We opened for both of them!!

Posted by: Butthole Surfers at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (4rQKQ)

472 Good morning. I hate the baby shark song. Hate it.

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (A8BF0)

473 Just saw the baby eating clip on Facebook.
Chick was serious.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (FE+I8)

474 Speaking of sweeteners, Sis gave me four gallons of honey from her hives. They sit in the middle of an apple orchard. The honey is light, bright and sweet, with none of the usual honey back taste. Morning tea has never been this good.

Posted by: creeper at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (9I3YQ)

475 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM

****

Time to demonstrate some of the leadership shit there Mark.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (axyOa)

476 462 A Dingo Ate My Baby!
Posted by: AOC Fan at October 04, 2019


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Dingoes have always been ahead of their time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)

477 446
Sorbitol, Malitol and Sucralose are also fine options excepth Sorbitol and malitol cause major farting.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (nRWPy)



If by major farting, you mean torrents of diarrhea, then yes.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (J+mig)
For a record of what malitol will do to you, see the Amazon review on these gummy bears:
https://tinyurl.com/y5ht3rso


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2019 11:16 AM (N39Ws)

478 475 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.

Posted by: Ha at October 04, 2019 11:07 AM

****

Time to demonstrate some of the leadership shit there Mark.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (axyOa)

========

I'll take a couple hundred thousand dollars off of him.

Oh, and the idea that Zuckerberg is going to go against Warren in any way shape or form is ridiculous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 11:16 AM (q80AH)

479 >>455 Seriously, whoever decided that every chewing gum had to be Sorbitol based should be made to eat Taco Bell and drink Flint water for a week.

This is why I no longer chew gum (I just kick ass, ha!). Mentos or Altoids for me now.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at October 04, 2019 11:16 AM (GaIMc)

480 If you think you were involved in unlawful activity as a result of a directive from Mr. Trump or someone doing his bidding, now is the time to report it.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:11 AM (BqBId)
---
The statute is actually for anybody *under* the DNI, loser (Brennan). It *does not include* the President.

Tattling to Congress on the President is raping the separation of powers.

Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 11:16 AM (DuZls)

481 Ok, now to shop...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2019 11:16 AM (cNJvW)

482 THEY'VE EATEN THE BABY!!!

One of Nanny McPhee's many predecessors.

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 11:17 AM (DU2N9)

483 For a record of what malitol will do to you, see the Amazon review on these gummy bears:
https://tinyurl.com/y5ht3rso

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2019 11:16 AM (N39Ws)

The infamous Haribo? Sorbitol has that effect on me.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 11:17 AM (J+mig)

484 If the Flatulence Festival comes to my town, I hope the wind is blowing the other way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (ClOmq)


This one was held at Sulphur Springs, Texas. It was a windy day.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:17 AM (R8APV)

485 So, have the requirements for protected whistleblower status yet been changed back to require firsthand knowledge of the incident being reported?
If not, why not?
Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (DU2N9)

I take this another way - in spite of 2 1/2 years of pleading, NO ONE with "direct" knowledge of anything like this has come forward - all they have are 2 DNC operatives who will swear that someone else told them that they thought something bad was going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

486 Oh, IC... Please don't post about that. I just got rid of that damn earworm.

Posted by: creeper at October 04, 2019 11:17 AM (9I3YQ)

487 Just saw the baby eating clip on Facebook.
Chick was serious.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (FE+I

I thought she was. Was waiting for her to start sobbing.

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:17 AM (X/Pw5)

488 Sorbitol, Malitol and Sucralose are also fine options excepth Sorbitol and malitol cause major farting.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 10:46 AM (nRWPy)

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I wasn't born yesterday!

Posted by: Major Hugh Farting at October 04, 2019 11:18 AM (DuZls)

489 Fen-

LOL !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:18 AM (arJlL)

490
Imagine there's no moguls
It's easy if you try

Posted by: Mark Lennonberg at October 04, 2019 11:18 AM (h5TKJ)

491 If the Flatulence Festival comes to my town, I hope the wind is blowing the other way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM

****

Way out here, they have a name,
For rain and wind and fire.
The Rain is Tess
The Fire Joe
and they call the Wind Flatulence!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 11:18 AM (axyOa)

492 Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (R8APV)

LOL. Nope

I might write him an e-mail thanking him for what he said, without revealing my crush. I think he'd actually have to write to me and tell me not to write to him anymore, and for me to still continue it order for it to be considered stalking

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2019 11:18 AM (j0JAA)

493 Zuckerberg says there should be no billionaires.


The new dollar system will have loaves of bread: 3 for a penny.

I'm just hoping it has Reagan on it and not Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2019 11:18 AM (iqX2J)

494
the idea that Zuckerberg is going to go against Warren in any way shape or form is ridiculous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera

======

Is this a thing? Is he going to run for her Senate seat?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (w4iPI)

495 So, when can I get a gen-u-ine baby sandwich at Buc-ee's?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (6qErC)

496 The depth and breadth of HordeKnowledge® is amazing.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 11:05 AM (FE+I


I come for the laughs, but often learn something useful. For instance, the info on Al Gore's father. Yikes!

Posted by: girldog at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (SJiiM)

497 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2019 11:16 AM (N39Ws)

The infamous Haribo? Sorbitol has that effect on me.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 04, 2019 11:17 AM (J+mig)

484 If the Flatulence Festival comes to my town, I hope the wind is blowing the other way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (ClOmq)

This one was held at Sulphur Springs, Texas. It was a windy day.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019


*
*

"When I, to sulfurous and tormenting flames must offer up myself --"

Posted by: W. Shakespeare at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (ClOmq)

498
Is he going to run for her Senate seat?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

======

Not run for it, I mean buy someone to do it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (w4iPI)

499 Sorry creeper..but that song..gah. They actually played it at dodgers last regular season home game last month. Wtf.

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (A8BF0)

500 Good morning. I hate the baby shark song. Hate it.
Posted by: IC at October 04, 2019 11:15 AM (A8BF0)

I am blessed to have never heard it. Ever. Same with Taylor Swift songs. And I aim to keep it that way.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (xPJvm)

501 >> Just saw the baby eating clip on Facebook.
Chick was serious.


No, not serious:

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)

502 494
the idea that Zuckerberg is going to go against Warren in any way shape or form is ridiculous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera

======

Is this a thing? Is he going to run for her Senate seat?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (w4iPI)

=========

He said that a Warren presidency represented an existential threat to Facebook.

He's going to support her no matter what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (q80AH)

503 I bet the baby eater was serious, or was going for shock value, not a troll.

Remember: these people are completely fucked in the head.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (AzW6q)

504 The NYT comes out against free speech.

https://bit.ly/2IktHZC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
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I build that.

Posted by: Herbert Marcuse at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (DuZls)

505 Lyndon LaRouche PAC shared a post.
October 2 at 1:08 PM ·


LaRouchePAC out challenging [NYU] students with a polemical campaign, "Eat the Children", signing up man-made global warming believers to reduce the planet's population one child at a time!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

506 Isn't Marky Z a billionaire?. If not he comes really close. It's like Bernie Sanders shrieking and waving his arms about the rich. He just doesn't want anyone to be richer than he is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (j0JAA)

507 Way out here, they have a name,
For rain and wind and fire.
The Rain is Tess
The Fire Joe
and they call the Wind Flatulence!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019


*
*

LOL

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)

508 Mute the white noise of the world.

Int that racist ?
Posted by: JT

Pretty sure it's a required class for incoming freshmen at Dartmouth so no.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...29 yr olds do it better at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (6eq2O)

509 No, not serious:
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)

Not serious, but seriously acting a role.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (jEgzt)

510 494
the idea that Zuckerberg is going to go against Warren in any way shape or form is ridiculous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera

======

Is this a thing? Is he going to run for her Senate seat?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2019 11:19 AM (w4iPI)

It would be worth just to see if Zuckerberg's robot AI experts can overcome the uncanny valley and get him to emote convincingly.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

511 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (ClOmq)

512 He said that a Warren presidency represented an existential threat to Facebook.

He's going to support her no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Why not? He's already made his.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (FE+I8)

513 >> I bet the baby eater was serious, or was going for shock value, not a troll.
Remember: these people are completely fucked in the head.


LaRouche PAC people apparently hate the Green New Deal. Scroll down for post on this op:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyblyhe4

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

514 Our next building project was inspired by the baby question:

Kid-fil-A!

Posted by: Prenatal Parts at October 04, 2019 11:22 AM (4rQKQ)

515 Their whole case was built around this, now they no longer mention!
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:12 AM (BqBId)
---
They then refer you to the undocumented, unproven claims in the complaint.

Posted by: Herbert Marcuse at October 04, 2019 11:23 AM (DuZls)

516 New: Trump expected to announce today that State Department will formally nominate Poland for entry into the Visa Waiver Program - allowing Poles to travel to the U.S. visa-free.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:23 AM (BqBId)

517 New: Trump expected to announce today that State Department will formally nominate Poland for entry into the Visa Waiver Program - allowing Poles to travel to the U.S. visa-free.


Does this mean MasterCard gets a big boost? Or that businesses will now accept zlotys?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (SchxB)

518 Who dis?
Minnie Pearl and Emo Phillips

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (IttZ7)

519 Political street theater was created by the left, usually in oppressive police states where there was no real access to media exposure for dissenting voices.

It was pushed a lot in South and Central America. The idea is to get coherent messages out, that are funny and ludicrous, so they get passed word of mouth. The ideas become memes in society, at least for a while.

I think Breitbart had an idea of it when he said to be splashy and have fun.
The fact of the Swedish accent, the hysterical and ludicrous premise, and claims that bombing Russia is not enough of a solution kind of tells me that either this was theater, or life has truly started to imitate art.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2019 11:49 AM (xG/b0)

520 @466

No she understood, the problem is these people literally do not know how to handle any question that is not a puff ball question so they stammer and stutter and look like they are having a stroke.

Just look at the way Biden blew up at Peter Ducy for asking him the question about his son.


He yelled at him to ask the right question.


These people would fold if the Republicans and media dared to ask even a mildly challenging question.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 04, 2019 11:51 AM (Mzkan)

521 Hey kids! What time is it ... ? It's 'Baby-Cue' time ...

(no, don't thank me ... )

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