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“I held an AR-15 in my hand, I wish I hadn’t. It is as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving. And the bullet that is utilized, a .50 caliber, these kinds of bullets need to be licensed and do not need to be on the street.” - Rep. @JacksonLeeTX18 pic.twitter.com/U71ir6BHZH
— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) September 23, 2019
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (vkS2Z)
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Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
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Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (wzVKm)
I'm going to buy a .50 Beowulf AR upper right now.
And I don't even want to stock yet another caliber.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
And even gave each other awards for it at fancy parties! If that's not smart, what is?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (PNBod)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (bCLt0)
SJL apparently thinks 0.6 - 1.0 lb boxes are heavy. I don't doubt she hasn't lifted anything heavier than a $5,000 clutch for years, so that tracks.
I won't even go into the .50 vs .223 size. Any random toddler can spot the difference.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM
****
And by upper body you mean from the shoulders up?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: REp Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (d7sWg)
Unfortunate when spoken publicly by someone who's both.
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Gmac- I didn't do it but the Prince did at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (C7/us)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (KMMOH)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (vkS2Z)
It approaches infinity, once you get above her jaw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (c1yAg)
What's more amazing is that people continue to let them stay in power.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (2NtJa)
Sheila Jackson Lee (born January 12, 1950) is an American politician. She is currently the U.S. Representative for Texas's 18th congressional district, currently serving in her 13th term in the House, having served since 1995. The district includes most of central Houston.
Jackson Lee was born Sheila Jackson in Queens, New York. Her parents were both immigrants from Jamaica. She graduated from Jamaica High School in Queens. She earned a B.A. in political science from Yale University in 1972, followed by a J.D. from the University of Virginia School of Law in 1975
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (aKsyK)
I sometimes move that.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (KMMOH)
Where did you graduate from, plebs?
Posted by: PJ at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (lEed2)
*Starts Sweating Profusely*
We may need to rethink this Gun Control thing...
Posted by: Corey Booker at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (VVjeB)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (lQSMb)
SJL apparently thinks 0.6 - 1.0 lb boxes are heavy. I don't doubt she hasn't lifted anything heavier than a $5,000 clutch for years, so that tracks.
I won't even go into the .50 vs .223 size. Any random toddler can spot the difference.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9t0Zz)
++++++++++++
What car has a $5,000 clutch? And a clutch should be kinda heavy - not outrageously so, but you should need to feel it and mean it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: klaftern at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM
Ma deuce with tripod, pintle, t&e and spare barrel. Duh...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (dkvcO)
Damn thing ate the last pop tart in the box on the way out the door.
Hated AR-15s ever since.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (DUyNC)
Posted by: boynsea at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (Fks5r)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (2NtJa)
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (uLuPn)
I know she's functionally retarded, but really????
THIS is a person making laws for an entire, modern, technologically advance nation of 330+ million souls???
God help us all.
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Augustine at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (BDZWU)
Further proving she's a brain free idiot that doesn't know shit about what she speaks.
Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (9gDA7)
SJL is fuckin' retard, and I doubt she has any clue what she's on about, but these rifles do definitely exist:
https://tinyurl.com/y53wjsom
I'm not a huge fan of exotic calibers for a few reasons, so I'm less interested in this than a more common type of rifle, but it is a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (axyOa)
********
If her melon wasn't attached to her thick neck it would simply float away
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Augustine at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (BDZWU)
Is she more stupid than we think?
Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (BiWEa)
we all get to see precisely what "Degree from an Ivy League University" can signify.
(answer: not much)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (/H5Dl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)
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These idiots know their rule is incomplete until they disarm us.
Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (qC1Sy)
Yikes.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM
Peter Schiff holding on line 3.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: Synova at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (BD/yx)
She failed the Judgement at Nuremburg retard test.
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (gmo/4)
Damn thing ate the last pop tart in the box on the way out the door.
Hated AR-15s ever since.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (pUDQf)
....the cute sister?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (/H5Dl)
Cannons are AK-57's obviously. Or glocks.
Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (BiWEa)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (Ciifn)
we all get to see precisely what "Degree from an Ivy League University" can signify.
(answer: not much)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (AURKQ)
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The Scarecrow got more smarts from The Wizard of Oz than this dummy got from Yale.
Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (YslsA)
10 boxes of Tic-Tacs?
10 shipping containers from Solid Gold Anvils, Inc.?
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (lQSMb)
*Starts Sweating Profusely*
We may need to rethink this Gun Control thing...
Posted by: Corey Booker at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (VVjeB)
This here, this is funny
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (bcbK8)
She had a dumbass staff-ass shove a memo into her hand based on some crap they read on reddit or facebook, and then this drivel oozed out of her liehole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (so+oy)
Hated AR-17s ever since.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Synova at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Monty Clift at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (aKsyK)
What an odd thing to use as a comparison.
Have you EVER used that standard to compare weights of anything?!
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)
And if it has the thing that goes up, then it could easily add another 60 lbs.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (FiUMj)
And she seems so nice.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: brak at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (L4tHb)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: Synova at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: G marks the spot at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (xSEJa)
Posted by: Augustine at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM
****
You can tell from the way she is talking that its almost like your aunt explaining why fire is hot and we are too dumb to understand.
I'm not sure which is worse, her obvious stupidity, or her glaring condescension.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (FiUMj)
Stupid statements given by the stupid, for the stupid, as long as the emotions are right.
Honk Honk
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)
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I've used 10 things of indeterminate shape size and weight before.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (DuZls)
Cause this level of stupid represents a threat to the public, if unescorted.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (t0Z53)
Have you EVER used that standard to compare weights of anything?!
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++
One of my favorites: "About as long as piece of rope."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (7OF+y)
Uh huh. Sure.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK
Shoots right through schools.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (7OF+y)
Busty blonde again?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)
What an odd thing to use as a comparison.
Have you EVER used that standard to compare weights of anything?!
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)
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What's even more amusing: She thinks we buy into the idea she's touched, let alone moved, anything resembling a box in the last 30 or so years.
Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (I2dne)
Ten boxes of makeup.
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK
Shoots right through schools.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
*high five*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (7OF+y)
++++++++++
This kind of behavior should be encouraged.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (bCLt0)
...
Shooting out the engine block of a moving car?
Posted by: Sir Lancelot at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: princess donkey-chompers at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (Dh1wo)
And I really take exception to the Dem's tendency to say "thank you for your service" to career bureaucrats.
Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (DUyNC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: Ever at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (DuZls)
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But, enough about my days of dealing hash...
Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (I2dne)
How tall are you in apples?
Posted by: Pug Mahon is Measuring Man at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (zOpu5)
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It would be "liar" anyway.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (pUDQf)
I've done that before!!!
Posted by: princess donkey-chompers at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (Dh1wo)
Overrated.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (AURKQ)
Feral hogs.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qc+VF)
Pork sausage.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (bCLt0)
OK, with my sincere and pained frustration out of the way, time for the making of fun.
Representation Sheila Jackass Retard should get some of Harry Reid's elastic exercise bands to knock some sense into her thick skull.
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Rep Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: JackStraw
I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019
*
*
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine. I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine.
Besides, I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' momma lion. Ain't no high-toned woman make me walk the line, baby!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Shelia's Hair at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM
It goes through the victim...and through the wall...and through a tree outside..
Posted by: Danny Vermin at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)
does this tell you something
Residents with high school diploma (older than 25) 74.0% 29th 80.4% 85.4%
Residents with college degree (older than 25) 18.9% 25th 26.1% 28.2%
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Little Brian at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (ZZEwZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (KBY7Z)
Feral hogs.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qc+VF)
Making big holes in things that need big holes in them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (bcbK8)
The average unloaded carbine AR-15 with a 16 in barrel with iron sights, stock and handguard weigh around 6.5 lb give or take a pound.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (m45I2)
Where do I sign up for that?
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (m45I2)
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As heavy as a box of water.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (DuZls)
When I saw "SJL" I read it as "Social Justice Lawyer" before realizing it was her initials.
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (zOpu5)
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That works too.
Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (qC1Sy)
>>>He recalled at one event having to take a gun off an 80-year-old who had been gifted it by his father 60 years ago. "He was almost in tears."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3lhyo5u
Posted by: m at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (vFhit)
So, she's just trying to appear more European...or something.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (VVjeB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Sure ... if the special lady in your life needs a cute little gun.
I'm going with the 155mm carbine.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (VDCWC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (DUyNC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019
*
*
That's retarded, sir.
Posted by: Rachel G. (or is it J.?) at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (ClOmq)
"Yo' AR so heavy, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (wiXsO)
God help us all.
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (w+Z9D)
__________
"To be fair, she's just as much of a bought-off whore as most of the smarter critters in Congress and the Deep State -- but a hell of a lot cheaper. They're making the laws for me, not you. You're welcome." -- George Soros and his ilk
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (grBJi)
Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: B.S. in B.S. (UIC Alumni) at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (Xj+Pj)
Posted by: Tom Arnold at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)
___
It's not Texas. It's inner city Houston.
There are no blue and red states. There are blue cities and red counties. Her district is indistinguishable from Maxine Water's district in LA. Just like a rural district in TX is not any different (politically) than a rural district in Northern California.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (xceTB)
...and Ted Lieu is trying to neutralize the points made by Republicans. Ecch. and he's still lying about Russiarussiarussia.
Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (jYnPD)
Respiration Sheila Junkinthetrunk Loopy thinks that 1/4 of an inch equals a half inch.
That's why she thinks her man Elwyn has a 12 inch cock.
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (vkS2Z)
Not as much as she suffers from mental weakness.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Lee is from a ghetto district, and her constituents are all ghetto rats. Although I'm sure she gets a lot of cash support kicked in from the cartels.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (AURKQ)
Why does nobody present at these "wisdom-spewings" ever challenge the dumfucks? I mean, if I had been present at the event where SJL spewed this, I'd jump up and holler, "You stupid, ignorant, ***t!" Sure, I'd get thrown out, but her jackassery would not have gone unchallenged.
More people need to heckle the living shit out of these Leftards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (v0R5T)
Not 50 bmg. Now where near the power.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (xceTB)
A strong buffer spring is like magic.
.50 Beowulf is not like .50 BMG.
heck, they make a custom .50 Glock, but it's just a beefier version of the .45 G21.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (hdzef)
I sometimes wonder about the yardsticks some people use. "As big as ten soccer fields." "Twice as tall as the Statue of Liberty." Yardsticks many people can't relate to very well.
So I need some info. Are these, like, ten of the smallest moving boxes fresh from U-Haul with nothing in them? Or, say, ten of those huge closet boxes, but stuffed full with books?
I hate moving. Still gonna have to do it one more time.
One way or another.
Posted by: mindful webworker - phenomenally at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (rTqAd)
and scotch tape over the barrel to protect the highly delicate
mechanism inside...
Posted by: Rep Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: B.S. in B.S. (UIC Alumni) at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM
****
Ahhh...Democrat math.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (xceTB)
...
It's not .50 BMG, but even still it can't be something you want to do all afternoon.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
--
that's about the same weight as ten boxes of meth, so I think we have an answer.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)
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She probably gives away cash and prizes for voting.
And, why shouldn't she? Not like SJL will ever face any consequences.
Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (qC1Sy)
Sheila Jackson Lee's estimated net worth for 2015 is $3,547,506.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (JFO2v)
...
That's a lot of moving boxes.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (vkS2Z)
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10 boxes she might be moving worth.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (hku12)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (pUDQf)
Well, I was thinking Beowulf, not BMG. A .50 BMG is good for shooting and grinning like an idiot. Once. Maybe twice. Then call it a day.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (qc+VF)
He's enormously stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)
It's not easy or enjoyable."
But I saw John Wayne pick up a Ma Deuce and shoot down a jap plane with it! Shooting from the hip!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (xceTB)
There's a riff meme there.
"I held a witch once. She weighed the same as a duck and ate only pudgy German children. These kinds of hedge-magic users should not be on the streets."
Posted by: Moron Pundit at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (i16mG)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Pug Mahon is Measuring Man at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (JFO2v)
Maybe blow a puff of air down the barrel to make sure?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
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I can't even imagine firing a 50 cal from an AR 15 platform. Yikes
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM
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Here you go:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5nz7dfk
Posted by: irright at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (aSKRB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)
Amazon Peter Sweitzers (sp) books
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Too bad they didn't hook her up with some solid info on guns, because God knows they are familiar with their properties and use.
Now here's a disturbing thought: the ghetto rats may have elected because she's the brightest person in the district.
Ponder that one for awhile.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (xceTB)
My M1A is an all-day shooter ... but a few lbs heavier.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (VDCWC)
Sounds like an "AR-50". Which, now that I think about it...
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (u6xw0)
Even some living ones!
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon is Measuring Man at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (xPJvm)
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And I'm hearing flutes.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (JFO2v
No, no. It's powered by baby seal tears.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (pUDQf)
Actually, now that I think about it maybe I wouldn't!
Posted by: Mattski at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (4Pkdw)
Insider Trading is legal for them and thier family members.
Also, the CBC is likely the most crooked batch of politicians that ever existed. They got ALL the reparations.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (VVjeB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)
Tom Delay created the district Al Green has. Al Green is the only rep it has ever had. As hard as it is to fathom he is actually as stupid as SJL.
I have the honor of ending his Town Hall meeting on Obamacare on 8/26/2009. I left with high fives all around as SEIU amped up the 'Yes We Can!" chants.
Posted by: DanMan at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (pUDQf)
What I don't like is the baby killer shovel attachment. Switching between the chain saw and the shovel is more cumbersome than it should be.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (hku12)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM
****
You can keep a lot of those "donations" to the re-elect...insert name here...campaign.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (axyOa)
Look Ma, no hands!
Posted by: Quilp at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (Bf3hj)
No!
Poor Sheila, there is a .50 Beowulf.
Wow.
Wonder if it kicks?
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--
There are two reasons to get into government, bribes and power over people, and a few people don't go into it for having power over people.
From experience, I can tell you that everyone over the level of dog catcher is taking bribes, and even some of the dog catchers expect them.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (VVjeB)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)
Graft. Skimming. Insider trading. Diverting government contracts to their spouses and other family members. Money laundering through foundations.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JSchuler at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (ySdHR)
Back when Rap-A-Lot Records (out of Houston) needed a pet congressman to cover for their real business (drug dealing), they ended up buying Maxine Waters, who intervened to close the DEA investigation into their activities.
I always wondered why they just didn't buy local and pay off SJL... I think the answer might be "too stupid, even by comparison to Waters." It's certainly not "too honest and upright for bribery."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:39 PM (AzW6q)
>>Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions?
Insider Trading is legal for them and thier family members.
Also, the CBC is likely the most crooked batch of politicians that ever existed. They got ALL the reparations.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (VVjeB)
It doesn't matter how smart you are. You just have to have access to power. The bribery money to use that power to a certain end comes with the job.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:39 PM (iAwUQ)
Yeah. Brain dead.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:39 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (rhPWV)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bDqIh)
yep that is vomit in the back of my mouth
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (JFO2v)
"Its the easy!"
--Everyone in acting
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (xznYk)
...these kinds of bullets need to be licensed and do not need to be on the street...
Which is it? Licensed, or banned?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (m45I2)
Probably need to license the pot that triggered the muchies twinkie binge, too, eh?
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM
-----------------------------------
Here you go:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5nz7dfk
Posted by: irright at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (aSKRB)
But of course. We should have known. There's no end to the ingenuity of gun enthusiasts. Seems like a bad Frankenstein mix to me, but hell, I don't know.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (hku12)
I wish I hadn't.
It weighs about a hundred pounds, and it's pressing what little brain I have out my ears.
This kind of hairdo should be outlawed.
Posted by: Stupid Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM
Er...uh...it cahn be done. *hic*
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (pUDQf)
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"Its the easy!"
--Everyone in acting
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, I was gonna sock an actor, with the tag line "actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience," but I couldn't narrow the choices down. Because yeah, everybody.
All you have to do is be good on your knees.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)
Graft. Skimming. Insider trading. Diverting government contracts to their spouses and other family members. Money laundering through foundations.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)
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Also, the legal perks.
Office, staff, travel, security, cheap insurance etc.
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (37IEG)
Still kinda surprised Regurgitation Sherpa Junker Loo didn't call it a "Glock fautty" and say she was the only person in the room qualified to hold it.
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (w+Z9D)
======
*vomits*
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (rhPWV)
248 241 10 boxes of what --- your dildos?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bDqIh)
yep that is vomit in the back of my mouth
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM
The Hordemind is a frightening thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (ejd/p)
She is a terror in the Hill.
"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (xceTB)
A strong buffer spring is like magic.
.50 Beowulf is not like .50 BMG.
heck, they make a custom .50 Glock, but it's just a beefier version of the .45 G21.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (bcbK
For your 50 Beo, you'll want to get a muzzle brake if your upper isn't coming with one.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (ClOmq)
With boxes that are too damn heavy for you to carry!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)
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Beats me.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (DuZls)
Here you go:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5nz7dfk
Ooh, a 29" barrel. Man, that's gotta hurt.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (IMdOQ)
BATF calls that a receiver, for which a 4473 must be processed. So the number of these involved in crimes out on the street is likely exactly 0.0.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (jYnPD)
What an absolute hot mess of stupid this woman is.
Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (77WPm)
You know, this reads exactly like one of you guys making up a good Joe Biden story.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (IMdOQ)
Sunkist Diet Orange soda has been reformulated.
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (3aI0K)
I'm convinced these people take a fist full of drugs before they go out every morning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)
I know a guy, pretty bright and reasonable. Has family that is active in urban politics, but he's not. He kinda says it without saying it. The racket is fairly straightforward. The machine still does what machines do, and the person in elected office is not really the one with the power.
I'm pretty sure the voters know that too. They vote for the machine.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)
District demographics.
Same with green and would bet same with AOC.
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)
here is Dallas we have Eddie Bernice Johnson, whose blind trust controls the concessions contracts at Love Field Airport. don't ask how everyone knows what her blind trust holds. that would be racist.
Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (nFwvY)
********
Brown bagging it and not getting the $6 latté every day.... and the bribes...
...but mostly the brown-bagging it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (ClOmq)
You're probably the only person who actually read it.
Remember when the MSM had the collective vapors about the claim that Obama ate a dog? A savage canard, they called it. Until it was pointed out that that claim appeared in "Obama's" poxy book, probably even to his own surprise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (KZzsI)
********
Brown bagging it and not getting the $6 latté every day.... and the bribes...
...but mostly the brown-bagging it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)
The brown bags have cash in them.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (/H5Dl)
Everyone knows it's called the AR-15 because it's marketed to
15-year-olds. What 15-year-olds do you know can pick up 10 moving boxes?
Use your head!
Posted by: JSchuler at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (ySdHR)
No, it's an AR-15 because it weighs as much as 15 moving boxes. SJL is low,
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (3aI0K)
But its not like they couldn't find some other black person who isn't a continual humiliation to vote for. I mean seriously, you're choosing possibly the worst person alive for the job and then doing it again. On person. Why??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (hKi6n)
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Easy, insider trading not illegal for Congress criters.
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (G0vdT)
My M-14 weighed around 9 pounds, if I'm remembering correctly.
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (gmo/4)
So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine. Not really heavy at all. But I don't know much about firearms and don't know what a "heavy" weight for a rifle is. I don't know what an AR15 weighs but the internet tells me it's lighter, around 7 pounds fully loaded.In my MAPS unit they gave us something I think was called a GAL 5 (?) (I'm saying that phonetically because I don't konw the name). Which I was told was really just an M16 with a shorter stock and/or barrel. It was even lighter than the M16 and was easier to sling around my body while I loaded planes.
Neither one is ten moving boxes heavy. For pete's sake, lady, exaggerate much?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: I mean seriously, the universe is trolling us at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (RZ2zz)
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM
You know the rules...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (gvYj7)
The moron is Us.
Posted by: nip at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (Izot6)
...but mostly the brown-bagging it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)
================
So, they are bag men for the PTBs.
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (9v1sv)
If somebody shows up at Walmart with a 50 caliber gun, there won't be any survivors.
Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (3aI0K)
You don't have to GO to Walmart with a .50
You can sit a mile a way and just cut almost everything down that blocks your line of sight.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (37IEG)
Uppers aren't "the receiver". The lower is the thing that gets recorded.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (jyVW0)
I shot a fitty calibrator alla way tru a WallyMart once, just ta whack that uppity beatch what be chitten on me!
Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Wine Moms at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)
Because to get there you have to win the primary against her and The Machine that put her there in the first place isn't interested in having to train some new-hire (and to make sure they're "on board" for whatever The Machine wants them to do in the first place) when they already have someone who does what they say and doesn't say jack about it because the check clears every 2-weeks.
Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (77WPm)
I held an electromagnetic railgun in my hands once. It weighed as much
as all of Frederica Wilson's little cowgirl hats combined and brought to
bear more firepower than Voltron and other giant fictional robots. No
one should be able to get one of these without a license.
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (/H5Dl)
Sweet! I play Fallout too! :-)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (iAwUQ)
Both living in NYC might have sumptin to do with it
and both are gay men
i dunno
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (VY2sw)
looks 456 socom, whew she wasn't talking about me
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (5l6gb)
I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
But its not like they couldn't find some other black person who isn't a continual humiliation to vote for. I mean seriously, you're choosing possibly the worst person alive for the job and then doing it again. On person. Why??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)
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AOC ain't the only Puerto Rican in her district either. Just the dumbest one. But as long as the Dems don't district her out, she'll get re-elected. Incumbency, name recognition, access and kickbacks are powerful in politics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (AzW6q)
...*vomits*
rhennigantx #248:
yep that is vomit in the back of my mouth
So, besides Horde Mind simultaneity, we now have Horde Body revulsion coincidence!
Posted by: mindful webworker - observantly at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (t0Z53)
WTF?
Posted by: Don Q at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (NgKpN)
BATF calls that a receiver
Uppers aren't "the receiver". The lower is the thing that gets recorded.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (jyVW0)
Check the link. They call this a receiver.
Posted by: SJL at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (jYnPD)
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A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019
*
*
The whole business cemented the notion for me that BHO was not an American. Nobody who understood how Americans love their pets would ever have permitted that to go into a book about himself if he intended politics as a career. And if you say, "Well, he never actually read it," which is probable, I point out that he *had* to read it -- out loud, for the audiobook.
But he let it go. Clueless.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (ClOmq)
********
Brown bagging it and not getting the $6 latte every day.... and the bribes...
...but mostly the brown-bagging it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)
The brown bags have cash in them.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
.........
Nuh-uh. That's laundry.
Excuse me while I put these on my yacht.
Posted by: John Kerry at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gunner at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (sj6zW)
Now here's a disturbing thought: the ghetto rats may have elected because she's the brightest person in the district.
Ponder that one for awhile.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
He husband is the smart one. If he was tagging that in Yale, he probably helped her pass her classes. Also, what professor in 1972 is going to fail one of Yale's first black female students?
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)
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I've thought that for awhile now.
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (RU4sa)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bz77nu
Single shot, uses AR-15 lower only as a fire-control and buttstock component. I've always wanted one of these as a poor-man's Barrett, but can't justify the expense for this particular toy.
Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (t0Z53)
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It's part of PTSD that you remember evocative sensations.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (DuZls)
The moron is Us.
Posted by: nip at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (Izot6)
No, the morons is her, and Houston.
Now remember, she's a YALE LAW GRADUATE!
Are you impressed by Ivy League law degrees yet?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)
Don't overthink it. The person in office is doing their job. If you're expecting their job to be to make policy decisions, and to be smart enough to understand what those decisions are for, then you're not really clear on what the actual job of an elected official is.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (ABuva)
we had a councilman who was almost indigent and at the same time won the contract for supplying chlorine to Dallas Water.
they steal at every level so any call for increased spending is a call for more stealing.
Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jefferson from Louisiana at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (xSo9G)
But then I see who is talking and the default shifts to "she is making the entire damn thing up. She never held anything. Even if she did, it was probably an Airsoft and the intern who brought it in told her the real rifle was really heavy."
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Gunner at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (sj6zW)
See I know it would be easy for John Wayne to pick that up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Wait until the Congresswoman gets her hands on a phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (hKi6n)
Let her try out the BFG 9000.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (37IEG)
.50 BMG upper for AR-15:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bz77nu
Single shot, uses AR-15 lower only as a fire-control and buttstock
component. I've always wanted one of these as a poor-man's Barrett, but
can't justify the expense for this particular toy.
Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (AMIL/)
And the BATF also requires FFL for THAT purchase, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)
M2 and M1919.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (di1hb)
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Hats. My money is on the hats.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (gvYj7)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (gdfZ0)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (Cus5s)
"So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."
I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (iAwUQ)
324 With tripod, the M2 .50 caliber weighs 185 pounds.
Posted by: Gunner at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (sj6zW)
See I know it would be easy for John Wayne to pick that up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)
that made my dad and his buddies laugh every time they saw it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)
it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to understand your
betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you."
I have to think that will be rather off-putting to regular people. I know my first reaction was something like "go fvck yourself, magic retard" but then again I'm guessing all the lemmings at the UN nodded in approval.
Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (77WPm)
She might believe that, but she doesn't write the stuff she says, and her chaperone or handler is an associate of George Soros.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (j0JAA)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (ABuva)
I imagine a BMG in an AR-15 upper would have an utterly ruthless recoil.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (AzW6q)
...but mostly the brown-bagging it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)
Did someone say brown baggin?
Posted by: Shemp at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (ymnmz)
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A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)
That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)
you're assuming she's not the best person in her district.
Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (vtcmf)
I don't care what their job is. I care about who the hell keeps thinking that this person is ideal to represent them. Maxine Waters, Fredericka Wilson, all these idiot women that keep getting voted back in no matter how stupid, crazy, and ridiculous they act. That reflects back on the voters. Who'd want to line up and vote for that, again and again? WHO??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (KZzsI)
Daddy never sleeps at night
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (qEujL)
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"So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."
I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
She's not used to carrying more than 1 1lb box of fudge at a time. So 10 is a big deal to her. Look at her - if you add 10lbs of extra weight she'd be classified as an MBT.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (37IEG)
That company... why the hell are they requiring an FFL of an AR pattern UPPER?????
Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)
First linked AR .50 BMG upper said BATF is requiring it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (jYnPD)
"So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."
I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (iAwUQ)
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They were great in Max Payne.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (u//oP)
Now remember, she's a YALE LAW GRADUATE!
Are you impressed by Ivy League law degrees yet?
Posted by: DamnedYankee
No, she graduated from Yale undergrad. Her law degree is from UVA Law
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: DBCooper at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)
That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)
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Well, it is the UN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (/H5Dl)
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 2:53 PM (gdfZ0)
...........
What makes you say that?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
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I suspect it's been that way for a couple of decades now. Add in state and local government and I guarantee it.
Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if 13% of the population has 50-60% of government jobs here in the South.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (gvYj7)
Posted by: Maximus, glad he ate her at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (vcOmj)
Her office can likely get stuff done for people, like get mom's medicare straightened out and stuff.
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)
She's reincarnated Malachi from Children Of The Corn.
Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (77WPm)
I imagine a BMG in an AR-15 upper would have an utterly ruthless recoil.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (AzW6q
Just put a front end coil from a 82 Honda in the stock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)
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*nods*
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (37IEG)
Rambo raising out of the water with a .30 in each hand.
No.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (VDCWC)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (HIDKl)
Keep talking, Greta!!
You are swaying many minds, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)
Her office can likely get stuff done for people, like get mom's medicare straightened out and stuff.
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (9VeU0)
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Preferred party + incumbency = forever job.
The question really is: has she ever been primaried?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Hogg Boy at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (LSEYK)
Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)
So they can identify the shooter's remains when it blows up (if they can find the serial#)?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (i16mG)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (DuZls)
The whistleblower did not have "first hand knowledge" of the July phone call between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, according to a source familiar with the complaint.
Multiple confirmations.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (iAwUQ)
Yeah, no offense to anyone here who may own such a thing, but I always got the sense that the big honkin' hand cannons were owned by guys who were... eh, overcompensating.
Sorta like the big pickemup trucks... other than those who actually use the damned things for hauling, I mean.
So yeah, I own handguns that fit well into my hand, that are easy to carry, and have rounds that go where I want them to go.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (hku12)
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A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)
Uh, school started.
Is she Ditching?
Posted by: Don Q at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (DuZls)
True. It's all about the feelz.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (t0Z53)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (7OF+y)
The whistleblower did not have "first hand knowledge" of the July phone call between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, according to a source familiar with the complaint.
Multiple confirmations.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's a Simpsons joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (S6rpg)
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (w+Z9D)
I'll ask the obvious question: why didn't he run then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (pUDQf)
MacPherson Strut ftw
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
consider the possibility that it reflects back accurately on the voters and it starts making sense.
Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (9v1sv)
...claim that Obama ate a dog... I point out that he *had* to read it -- out loud, for the audiobook.
And he read it in a dull monotone, no different on saying he ate dog than on eating snake or chicken.
What ever happened to Bo, anyway?
Posted by: mindful webworker - reflectively at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (rTqAd)
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A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman
She's channeling Klatoo in the remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still". The one with Keanu "fencepost" Reeves in all of his charisma.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (vcOmj)
WTF?
Posted by: Don Q at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (NgKpN)
Don't just think of what that says about us. Think of the implications. If we've got idiots of her caliber and we're the best, God help all those other poor stupid countries.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (PNBod)
I know a lot of "not Republican" gun owners and the Democrats are getting their attention right now.
Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (sjTfF)
"So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."
I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (iAwUQ)
I've shot one before. It's not as bad as you might think. All the counterweight makes recoil fairly manageable, especially compared to a .44 magnum revolver.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (vtcmf)
Take a good look!"
There isn't much more clueless stupid in a human than this shit.
Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (XTsuu)
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (U7k5w)
Her handler is a ONE activist - ONE is the activist organization created by Bono with Bill Gates and Soros.
Don't forget Greta's mom is a bigtime activist - she apparently won WWF Activist of the Year in 2017 (that would be right before Greta started her Friday climate protests).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (77WPm)
Yep, I think you got it. Also, to beat someone like her, you would need someone to go door to door in her district and convince them all that they'll all get even MORE cash payouts from the government than they get already. That's all they want from a "Representative", someone to make sure plenty of cash keeps coming in, and to keep any pesky police from bothering any of the drug rackets that are running. That's Sheila Jackson Lee's job is, the rest is just window dressing.
The problem with Lee isn't that *she's* corrupt; the problem is that her entire district is corrupt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (S6rpg)
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God forgive me, I can't stop laughing at this.
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)
>>Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell
it like it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to
understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon
you."
Keep talking, Greta!!
You are swaying many minds, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)
Was she wearing her Antifa Lover's Association Shirt today? Or may she went with the Hammer and Sickle.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
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If it didn't weigh that much, then, after firing it the recoil would fling you up into the air like you were holding on to Mjolnar.
Posted by: physics of comical stuff at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (Tvh4s)
Did it have REPLICA stamped on it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (CQ3Qb)
Is she Ditching?
Posted by: Don Q at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (NgKpN)
She's excused. She's on The Magic Autistical Tour.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (7OF+y)
Please, God, do not let those two mate. We'd have to release all the inmates of primate enclosures everywhere, because fair is fair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (GRbI+)
No, she graduated from Yale undergrad. Her law degree is from UVA Law
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (w+Z9D)
Oh, well.
Are you impressed with Ivy League degrees at all then? Obviously when I was worried about those schools being too tough academically (not that I could afford Yale), they were, even at that moment, graduating dumbasses like this one.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (37IEG)
Personally, I think IG's are the personification of a select committee. Total cover up BS
My guess is this guy is blowing sumptin and it aint a whistle
Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (AQBtr)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bz77nu
Ooh, I like that one. Nice video of it, and bolt action makes a lot more sense. Can you imagine plinking at 600 yards like that? Of course, my neighbors on the other side of the valley may wonder about the targets I'm setting up on their property...
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (U7k5w)
They all promised to become Good Mormons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (DuZls)
Apparently Google and Amazon have built yuge data centers in Utah and contributed to Lee.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (87l8c)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (PtOP4)
think. All the counterweight makes recoil fairly manageable, especially
compared to a .44 magnum revolver.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)
There was hardly any recoil at all. .38 revolvers kick more. Gas-ported. The problem is you couldn't do anything with it beyond showing it off.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (CQ3Qb)
dead. No scientist alive is saying anything of the sort, even the
worst, most extreme claims don't say that. Not even the "sea levels
will raise 30 feet in 100 years" idiots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
Toothy McBigTits said the same thing. You know that means we're doomed. They have consensus!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (37IEG)
Kids are fair game - just ask the Covington kids!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (HIDKl)
...claim that Obama ate a dog... I point out that he *had* to read it -- out loud, for the audiobook.
And he read it in a dull monotone, no different on saying he ate dog than on eating snake or chicken.
What ever happened to Bo, anyway?
Posted by: mindful webworker - reflectively at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (rTqAd)
Dinner time.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (ABuva)
The question really is: has she ever been primaried?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (q80AH)
TX-18 went 72% for Walter Mondale. I'm pretty sure SJL hasn't endured a primary or even a competitive race once she was first elected in 2008
Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (S6rpg)
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God forgive me, I can't stop laughing at this.
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)
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Not even close.
But hilarious still.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
When the army was looking for a new standard service rifle back in the
1950's one of the requirements was that it had to be as heavy as ten
fully loaded moving boxes.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (PtOP4)
Dishboxes or the ones for the Bathroom?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (37IEG)
That company... why the hell are they requiring an FFL of an AR pattern UPPER?????
Posted by: Big Dummy
Probably because the lower does not feed the round?
Not really sure, since the lowers they sell are FFL required, too.
Scary new tech makes ATF something something
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (w+Z9D)
What ever happened to Bo, anyway?
Posted by: mindful webworker - reflectively at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM
Thanksgiving 2017
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (9C0cu)
It'd be so fun to ask her to show her work.
She may be autistic, but frankly she doesn't strike me as being overly bright, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)
That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)
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Well, it is the UN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (q80AH)
She's on the same spectrum as that kid from the school, I can't remember his name anymore. Hogg, I think.
And Cindy Sheehan. Loving their time in the spotlight, having all the "right" people nodding at their every utterance. Charlatans who put used car salesmen and carnival barkers to shame.
I mean, looks CAN be deceiving, but how does one not look at that girl and not think "evil."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Maybe I'll get banned for this, but...(pun intended)...
A joke from the late 80's:
Did you hear Oprah was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
They found 50 pounds of crack in her underwear.
Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (AMIL/)
Every sitting senator shifts to the next state down alphabetically.
Then they have to stand for re-election.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
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The group who did the study cited in the GND decried AOC (Chakrabarti's) use of the study because they never said anything like that.
And those people believe in Climate Change.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (S6rpg)
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God forgive me, I can't stop laughing at this.
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)
You're not the only one. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (9Om/r)
Greta Thunberg by being a creepy little scold and increasingly
ridiculous is doing more damage to her cause than even the utter lack of
actual evidence or perceptible danger. She literally said we have 12
years before we're all dead. No scientist alive is saying anything of
the sort, even the worst, most extreme claims don't say that. Not even
the "sea levels will raise 30 feet in 100 years" idiots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
Tone it down a little there champ. Leave some overblown hyperbole for the rest of us.
Posted by: Crazy Guy on Corner Holding End Is Near Sign at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (87l8c)
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YO AUNT ESTHER!!!!
Them MUSKETs you all think that the Founding Founder were pontificating about.
THOSE were 50 cal.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (U7k5w)
Google bought him.
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (8ts9m)
Them MUSKETs you all think that the Founding Founder were pontificating about.
THOSE were 50 cal.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)
Those were closer to .65 actually.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (2NtJa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (r+sAi)
Its useless without thbe Chainsaw Attachment and the thing that goes up.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (VVjeB)
Outrage is making Ace $.01 per post. Gonna need a bigger
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (DuZls)
You climb into the ring, you've got to expect to get tagged a few times. It's intellectually dishonest to hold yourself out as someone whose opinion should be considered and then retreat behind "I'm just a kid."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (GRbI+)
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They might as well have lined up and thrown bricks at each other.
Posted by: physics of comical stuff at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (4QM7y)
Please, God, do not let those two mate. We'd have to release all the inmates of primate enclosures everywhere, because fair is fair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (GRbI+)
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I imagine it more like this, what with those two being the hellspawn they are:
https://tinyurl.com/y5rf5sf6
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (87l8c)
Correct, it does not belong on the street. It belongs on and in the vehicle carrying your enemies. You know, the thing you were aiming at.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (hku12)
Fuck Off, little bit. You know NOTHING. Your brain hasn't even finished developing yet.
YOU are failing EVERYONE by being a brainwashed little twat.
Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (XTsuu)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (8ts9m)
https://bit.ly/2mqAwkk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (8ts9m)
She's that little Nazi kid in 'Cabaret' that sings 'This World Belongs to Me'.
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (7OF+y)
And sadly you won't be doing in in my back yard. I am sick of these jumbo vermin
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (U7k5w)
That company... why the hell are they requiring an FFL of an AR pattern UPPER?????
Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)
The Safety Harbor Firearms .50 cal upper receiver is not an AR pattern upper receiver. It is a bolt action rifle pattern receiver. BATF has decided to regulate them as bolt action rifles.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (di1hb)
think. All the counterweight makes recoil fairly manageable, especially
compared to a .44 magnum revolver.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)
But I've heard it puts a BIG hole in whatever you're shooting at.My dad had a .357 magnum, which he let me hold a few times and I remember that it felt very heavy for its size. Apparently that fires a pretty powerful bullet too.
I shot M9s in basic training. At the time the AF had just switched to those from using .45s I remember that feeling very light and not having much recoil. It was very easy to shoot. But the instructors said that it had almost no stopping power conpared to the .45 it has just replaced and they didn't like it for that reason. They said you could put somebody down with one shot with the .45 but with the M9 you'd better use several rounds to make sure. Later on I heard the same thing from several Security Police guys.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (GRbI+)
This.
Screw that little twat.
Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (XTsuu)
You climb into the ring, you've got to expect to get tagged a few times. It's intellectually dishonest to hold yourself out as someone whose opinion should be considered and then retreat behind "I'm just a kid."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (GRbI+)
I'm just a mom whose son was killed in combat.
Posted by: C. Sheehan at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (hku12)
That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)
Hitlerjugend.
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: REp Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (UFLLM)
Ah, you describe my rival, The DeMarcus. The Paolo, he respects his work.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (r+sAi)
"If the mainstream media were doing its job, SheJac wouldn't get away with lies like this."
Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (GRbI+)
++++++++++++++
Thrust herself into the public. She is a public figure, and by her own volition. She's old enough to be tried as an adult and get an abortion. If she can't take the heat (and it isn't even much - no one is being all that hard on her, like they would be to a man or a grownup), she should get out of the kitchen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (I2dne)
I'll ask the obvious question: why didn't he run then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Because he's smart. He wanted to get her out of the house for long periods on end. I'd rather sit at home with honeys than travel to DfuckingC and live in that craphole for months on end.
Are you impressed with Ivy League degrees at all then? Obviously when I was worried about those schools being too tough academically (not that I could afford Yale), they were, even at that moment, graduating dumbasses like this one.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Everyone I've ever met from Yale or Harvard law have been fairly uniformly brilliant, intellectually. Some of them could not cross the street without a map, but intellectually, they would not make this type of moronic statement, even if their level of knowledge about boomsticks was the same as Stupid Jerkoff Lies. The undergrads are tough to get in if you are melanin-deprived, but once you get in, there's only so much harder they can be than any other school.
Plus, Yale isn't MIT---even dimwitted scions could get by with "gentlemen's Cs."
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:10 PM (w+Z9D)
She's not used to carrying more than 1 1lb box of fudge at a time.
So 10 is a big deal to her. Look at her - if you add 10lbs of extra
weight she'd be classified as an MBT.
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Those envelopes she hands out to favored people (see Kavanaugh hearings) are probably more weighty.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2019 01:10 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (I2dne)
supposedly her handler is a Soros employee ... some tweet had a picture of the radical woman in background at four events where Greta was speaking. And of course GReta is being fed some lines, just memes really, she knows nothing but some easy dogma.
Dogma is easy, doesn't require science, or any formulation from deep thought ... no processing of 100 various considerations to arrive at a complex interpretation of facts, with various degrees of confidence, always evolving with new input. Nope ... "WE are right because my Liberal Bible tells me so."
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 01:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:17 PM (8ts9m)
"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy.
Posted by: Picric at September 23, 2019 01:19 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 23, 2019 01:23 PM (hjaPQ)
Or hunt., stalk, tase, apprehend, tase again, get his/her/xhit Antifas' pin#
Oh yeah!$!
Steal their mommys' $.
Can I get an A-man.
Also I invented the Ace Inc. Pocket Chainsaw.
Call 888-cha-insw
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2019 01:28 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (nrC0n)
Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (nrC0n)
Posted by: JB1000 at September 23, 2019 01:41 PM (jSar8)
This, by the way, is not the first time I've encountered complete morons coming out of Yale. They have to be 30+ years over the idiocy event horizon by now, given the age of said morons, though.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: MaDuece .50 at September 23, 2019 01:48 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 23, 2019 01:51 PM (WRSbt)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2019 01:56 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: Quilp at September 23, 2019 01:59 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: bob at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (kI2il)
Little known fact,she was cradling my dick and I went off unexpected like,the boxes were behind us full of watermelons some with holes in them,what can I say,I am ashamed and Kavanaugh made me do it.
Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: gadzooks mike at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (UouNq)
Law degree (dime a dozen) from Virginia, seems she got her reparations early (from Jamaica too).
Pressure dropped that one on her head says Bob.Love to see her transcripts, bet they would make Moochelles look good.
Surely some young reporter can talk to her profs and get a SCOOP that I'm sure CNN would show...Ha ha ha.
what is it with "politicians" err Grifters that gets them elected..Hmmm let us guest graft,ward heelers,rascism (YUP) and Ministers of the "CLOTH" who are no more ministerial than Jesse J and Bobble head guy...sheesh wot a travesty.
Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (5IHGB)
"AR15 in 50 caliber?"
I call the "AR-50". ;-)
Deer lord. They actually exist.
shopalexanderarms.com/50_Beowulf-Rifles.html
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (1hM1d)
The first is the .50 Beowulf by Alexander Arms, and the second is a *bolt-action*, *single shot* upper receiver in .50BMG. The Beowulf is still semi-auto but as I understand it the gas system on the standard AR cannot accept the operating pressure of a .50BMG in semi-auto, so bolt-action is all you get.
And the recoil with such a light rifle is... reportedly quite substantial.
Posted by: WKL at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (FTsgw)
Posted by: Mr.Anon at September 23, 2019 05:12 PM (ykUGu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2019 06:03 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 23, 2019 07:15 PM (xZjSg)
THIS, this is why I tend to oppose any "gun control" law proposed or supported by the current crop of anti-gun politicians in general.
Posted by: BobM at September 23, 2019 11:06 PM (Xbthd)
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