EMT 09/22/19

Daughter uses tissue to dab nose, throws it away, uses a new one to dab nose further.

Me: You are wasting my money every time you throw away a tissue like that.

Daughter: But you have 2 jobs. You have lots of money.

Me: I'll have more if I sell you for scientific research.

Daughter: [runs crying to Mama]

Somehow I'm the bad guy here.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

2 Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, September 22, 2019. On this day in 1941 the real day (or days) of infamy took place. On the Jewish New Year Day, the German SS murdered 6,000 Jews in Vinnytsia, Ukraine. Those are the survivors of the previous killings that took place a few days earlier in which about 24,000 Jews were executed. So in just a few days they executed 30,000 Russian Jews and the world yawned.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

3
The Ukrainian foreign minister sounds off on the Trump phone call that was made. The US communists are raising hell because it involved Biden's spawn and corruption.

https://tinyurl.com/y2lyx8cp

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

4 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:01 AM (arJlL)

5 And speaking of corrupt assholes, commie Bernie says he will use your money to pay off $81B of other people's medical bills. If you look at all the things this round of communist candidates have promised they will spend the entire federal budget for the next trillion years on socialist programs.

https://tinyurl.com/yyer8lq4

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

6 HA! Start the day with a laugh

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

7

Stupid AOC is arguing for the long cherished dream of the communist party for DC statehood thus giving the communists two more guaranteed Democrat senators and one more Rep. In the argument she spouted that DC was the first place to 'free' the slaves. Is there no subject that she is not incredibly stupid in? If they ever make DC a 'State' I want my yard to be a State.

https://tinyurl.com/yye4wvpq

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

8 Just how stupid is AOC? She is going to war with Peelousy demanding that House Democrats impeach Trump NOW! Evidently she can't count the Democrats in the Senate and see that she does not have anywhere near a 2/3 majority.

https://tinyurl.com/yyplad8n

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

9 A case challenging UN members' diplomatic immunity is making its way to SCOTUS. Reminds me of a scene in Lethal Weapon II when a man held up his UN ID card and claimed immunity was shot by Danny Glover. This was before Glover became a political asshole. I used to like him in those Lethal Weapon movies.

https://tinyurl.com/yxtuvmwl

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

10
IL cities forced to cut essential services in order to pay corrupt State employee's union generated pensions.

https://tinyurl.com/y4qejbj8

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

11 Poll says big chief Lyingwatha has overtook Biden in Iowa.

https://tinyurl.com/y44zjqjb

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

12 Number Five! I am honored and humbled to be ranked in the top ten.

Posted by: Nowut Ameen at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM (/e9Kb)

13 Fat man idiot from NY Nadler says AGW is a bigger threat than WWII. The communists love them some AGW scams.

https://tinyurl.com/y2y9w7zx

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

14 Gowdy tells Fox News that Comey will never be indicted. Probably true because Comey is a Democrat.

https://tinyurl.com/y469gtgl

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

15 Football scores from yesterday. And I see my Dawgs whupped up on Notre Dame.

https://tinyurl.com/y64b5cvw

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

16 6 AM, and its still plumb dark.

Its like lookin' up a cat's ass !

(That's what I heard !)

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:04 AM (arJlL)

17 Ramirez

https://tinyurl.com/y4ydumxv

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

18 Thanks for the news Vic!

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:06 AM (vd8XM)

19 Thanks for the news Vic!
Posted by: Bruce

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:07 AM (arJlL)

20 Football scores from yesterday. And I see my Dawgs whupped up on Notre Dame.

How come we ain't ranked Number One???

...ND Fans...

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

21

If
I still had cable I probably could have watched that game. They will televise ND but not GA.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

22 G'morning, all.

Thanks for the news, Vic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 06:10 AM (cqNba)

23
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 06:12 AM (b41wt)

24 22
G'morning, all.

Thanks for the news, Vic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 06:10 AM (cqNba)

Yeah I should have been able to start with the news first but fking Pixy kept blocking my first post.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

25 Nadler is a joke! In fact, the entire democrat party is. It's going to be a costly joke.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 06:14 AM (BLFnH)

26 And they will televise pro football today and our local CBS station will carry the games from Washington and Dallas.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

27
Up, morning prayers said, dogs taken care of. Off for a shower, put on suit and tie, then off to Mass. Later, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 06:14 AM (b41wt)

28 Ah, nothing like a Monty Python line to make a kid run screaming to Mom.

Posted by: RickZ at September 22, 2019 06:15 AM (Y8PSl)

29 A couple articles around that opening Biden's can of worms isn't going to be President Trump's problem.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 06:15 AM (ZCEU2)

30 Thanks for the VNN.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 06:16 AM (BLFnH)

31 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 06:14

How did it go yesterday?

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 06:18 AM (BLFnH)

32 Well, after 70 years, yesterday was the last day of the Cubs broadcast on WGN TV.

They now will have their own channel which you have to pay extra for.
The Cubs are ensuring lotsa fans by ending the season just a little bit over .500
And dropping the last 5 games and not even making it as the wild card, they are back to "wait until next year...again"

Ooooo. Let me pay extra to watch them!

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

33 Well, after 70 years, yesterday was the last day of the Cubs broadcast on WGN TV.

They now will have their own channel which you have to pay extra for.
The Cubs are ensuring lotsa fans by ending the season just a little bit over .500
And dropping the last 5 games and not even making it as the wild card, they are back to "wait until next year...again"

Don't tell Grammie !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:22 AM (arJlL)

34 I really, really do not understand the hatred for Notre Dame football. If you watched the game ND stayed in it with GA. The score was 23-17. Not a whupping. All in all in was an entertaining game. It was played between the hedges. And a better outcome then expected. Too many false start penalties for the Domers, but other then that a good game.
GA has a very good team. I give them credit where credit is due. Good quarterback.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 22, 2019 06:22 AM (N3JsI)

35 Bruce, doesn't seem like a profit making strategy.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 06:22 AM (BLFnH)

36 BTW. Who was the hot blonde behind Lewindowski during the hearings?

Posted by: Redenzo at September 22, 2019 06:23 AM (14qvS)

37 Bruce, doesn't seem like a profit making strategy.
Posted by: Infidel

I enjoy watching good baseball.
But not at stupid prices

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

38 34
I really, really do not understand the hatred for Notre Dame football.
If you watched the game ND stayed in it with GA. The score was 23-17.
Not a whupping. All in all in was an entertaining game. It was played
between the hedges. And a better outcome then expected. Too many false
start penalties for the Domers, but other then that a good game.
GA has a very good team. I give them credit where credit is due. Good quarterback.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 22, 2019 06:22 AM (N3JsI)

If I had watched it GA would have lost.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:27 AM (mpXpK)

39 Nothing like forcing people to pay for a mediocre product as a business model.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 06:27 AM (ZCEU2)

40 There is always the radio.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 06:27 AM (BLFnH)

41 There is always the radio.
Posted by: Infidel

I tried watching the game on the radio,
Didn't care for it.

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

42 I prefer listening to baseball on the radio. Of course having Bob Uecker to entertain us makes it 100x better.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 22, 2019 06:29 AM (Z/jzm)

43 CBS did carry the ND/GA game yesterday so I could have watched it if I had been willing to take a chance and go upstairs and watch it on the TV up there.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:31 AM (mpXpK)

44 Tori Amos is on Ovation, I like her and she can play a piano

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 06:31 AM (ZCEU2)

45 The whole Biden-Trump-Ukraine situation illustrates in clear and stark terms that the media are corrupt Democrat apparatchiks.
Biden is on tape literally saying he used the pressure of losing aid on Ukraine to drop an investigation involving his son and the media just tries to flip it as a Trump scandal when he wants it rightly re-visited.

This also illustrates the stark danger of the Deep State as it applies to Trump.

They are monitoring and watching every move he makes and is essentially a President operating with under extreme duress with enemies both internal and external to the executive branch.

This situation is extremely dangerous and must end.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 22, 2019 06:31 AM (jknEL)

46 Beginning to get light.

Big half-moon up there.

Somebody stole the other half.

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:33 AM (arJlL)

47 Remember when going to the County Fair was a fun filled family event?

Yeh...not so much, any more.

https://bit.ly/2lYTGxr

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 06:34 AM (cqNba)

48 'The whole Biden-Trump-Ukraine situation illustrates in clear and stark terms that the media are corrupt Democrat apparatchiks.'

SSDD. Dems are the USA's worst enemies.

Posted by: freaked at September 22, 2019 06:34 AM (Tnijr)

49 I prefer listening to baseball on radio. Often, will listen to radio and mute TV if I can get the televised broadcast. Unfortunately, several years ago MLB sold play-offs radio broadcast rights to ESPN. So, if your team makes play-offs you can't listen to your local announcers. Screw MLB/ESPN.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 22, 2019 06:34 AM (gzG43)

50 Fortunately, Frederick County Officials determined that an earlier threat of violence at the County Fair was unfounded.

https://bit.ly/2kYCiZp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 06:36 AM (cqNba)

51 There is a radio station in Atlanta that carries all those GA games and if a big storm had not blown down my long wire antenna I could have listened to it on my ICO-R71A which used to be able to pick up Atlanta AM in the daytime.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

52 I do wonder how a Haitian victim of cholera from a Napalese UN person finds standing in US courts.

Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 06:37 AM (0LxiW)

53 That should be ICOM-R71A

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

54 Debating if i should make scones this morning. Been craving them but can't find any bakery nearby that makes them. Got all the stuff...

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 22, 2019 06:39 AM (Z/jzm)

55 The ND/GA game was broadcast over the air on CBS.

Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 06:40 AM (0LxiW)

56 Home made baked goods are fantastic

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 06:41 AM (ZCEU2)

57 52
I do wonder how a Haitian victim of cholera from a Napalese UN person finds standing in US courts.

Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 06:37 AM (0LxiW)

My understanding was that that Nepalese AH gave it to 2,000 peopl in the US. So all that Haitian had to be was in the US either legally or illegally.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:41 AM (mpXpK)

58 Debating if i should make scones this morning. Been craving them but can't find any bakery nearby that makes them. Got all the stuff...
Posted by: My life is insanity

Whoa !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:41 AM (arJlL)

59 CBS used to do AFC games with FOX doing NFC games. Did something change?

Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 06:41 AM (0LxiW)

60 From the county fair story. Two utes doing the knockout "game"

"The Great Frederick Fair's number one priority is the safety and security of our guests," officials stated in a post on the fair's Facebook Page. "To dispel rumors of the events of last night, while there was an assault, there was NO shooting and NO stabbing. The team of security and law enforcement was able to respond rapidly to control and contain the incident. The investigation into this incident remains active and any further information regarding the assault will be released from the Sheriff's Office."

No shooting
No Stabbing
Well that's a relief. They only killed the guy with their fists

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:43 AM (vd8XM)

61 NFL games are being covered by a combination of ESPN, NBC and Fox Sports this year. ESPN and Fox Sports only available on cable of Satellite.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:45 AM (mpXpK)

62 Found a basic recipe, can add in any stuff you may want. Have blueberries. Have craisins and an orange. Have appkes and cinnamon. Batch makes enough to divide it and make different flavors.

Ok. Convinced myself. Gonna do it.
BBL

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 22, 2019 06:46 AM (Z/jzm)

63 "No shooting
No Stabbing
Well that's a relief. They only killed the guy with their fists "

So...a mostly violence free murder...mostly.

Welcome to the insanity which is the greater Baltimore/Washington co-reality sphere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)

64 Ok. Convinced myself. Gonna do it.
BBL
Posted by: My life is insanity

I'm hearing the Rocky Theme while you're making them

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

65 So...a mostly violence free murder...mostly.

Welcome to the insanity which is the greater Baltimore/Washington co-reality sphere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Will it be a hate crime?
Or, just a "I don't like you too much" crime?

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

66 Haha I "ran" down the stairs with that in my head. Thanks Bruce!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 22, 2019 06:50 AM (Z/jzm)

67 Ok. Convinced myself. Gonna do it.
BBL
Posted by: My life is insanity

I'm hearing the Rocky Theme while you're making them
Posted by: Bruce

My stomach is growling the Rocky theme !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:51 AM (arJlL)

68 65
So...a mostly violence free murder...mostly.

Welcome to the insanity which is the greater Baltimore/Washington co-reality sphere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Will it be a hate crime?

Or, just a "I don't like you too much" crime?

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:49 AM (vd8XM

Black on white is almost NEVER a hate crime.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

69 "Will it be a hate crime?
Or, just a "I don't like you too much" crime?"

It's pretty amazing how Law Enforcement parses the information around here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 06:52 AM (cqNba)

70 My stomach is growling the Rocky theme !
Posted by: JT

That ain't your stomach doing the tympani part though

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:52 AM (vd8XM)

71 'No shooting
No Stabbing
Well that's a relief. They only killed the guy with their fists'

Well of course. There are no guns allowed at the fair. Ever try to kill someone with cotton candy?

Posted by: Frederick Fair Felon at September 22, 2019 06:53 AM (Tnijr)

72 the scones reminds me I am out of Rhodes cinnamon rolls. Those things are great.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 06:58 AM (BLFnH)

73 Shit I was worried more about getting those 6 am posts out and forgot to do my pills and shots this morning. Oh, well an hour late not too bad.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:58 AM (mpXpK)

74 Gowdy tells Fox News that Comey will never be indicted. Probably true because Comey is a Democrat.

Because Gowdy doesn't know what an indictment looks like.

If someone were to walk into Times Square in the middle of the day and shoot ten people. That person would want Gowdy to be the prosecutor because the shooter would be back on the streets free before the paperwork is even complete.

Also, the ~~justice legal~~ court system is so dysfunctional and corrupt that the jurors would probably indict the prosecutor for wasting their time.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 06:58 AM (lD3vL)

75 LOL krak. I suppose we all have our own 'kids rant'. Mine was light switches.

I see little value in having an On/Off switch.

Since I'm THE ONLY ONE in the house that can use the Off switch. I should just change them all to On switches.

Or I could have just sold the kids for medical research. That would've worked too. Heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 22, 2019 06:59 AM (Z4rgH)

76 Well, shit. 5am and the paper isn't here.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:00 AM (BLFnH)

77 Eh, 1 hour or the other can't matter that much

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 07:01 AM (ZCEU2)

78 CBS used to do AFC games with FOX doing NFC games. Did something change?
Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 06:41 AM (0LxiW)

When I was a kid, CBS did NFL, NBC did AFL, ABC did nothing (until Monday Night Football).

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 07:06 AM (H8QX8)

79 I want my yard to be a State.

Lawns are racist Vic, and built on the backs of slaves.

No, really! I read about this in Nolte's column at Breitbart, about the various fuckups at the NY Slimes this summer, and that was one of their 'articles'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 22, 2019 07:11 AM (Z4rgH)

80 Singapore Grand Prix starts at 8am, Eagles at 1pm. Only saw some of 3rd quarter 1st week, nothing of last week's night game.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 07:13 AM (ZCEU2)

81 Heh, Alaska is the 3rd state to cancel the republican primary in favor of Trump.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:13 AM (BLFnH)

82 79
I want my yard to be a State.

Lawns are racist Vic, and built on the backs of slaves.

No, really! I read about this in Nolte's column at Breitbart, about
the various fuckups at the NY Slimes this summer, and that was one of
their 'articles'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 22, 2019 07:11 AM (Z4rgH)

Well my yard probably used to be part of a Plantation so it is automatically racist.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

83 "Heh, Alaska is the 3rd state to cancel the republican primary in favor of Trump."

Not sure exactly how I feel about that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 07:15 AM (cqNba)

84 81
Heh, Alaska is the 3rd state to cancel the republican primary in favor of Trump.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:13 AM (BLFnH)

Contrary to what the communists and the fake Republicans are putting out they are doing this to save money. The Parties have to pay the costs of primaries in most States and a primary while having your Party is power is a waste of money.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

85 VIA, well, maybe it's a money saving scheme. They say he's an incumbent.

I see your point though.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:17 AM (BLFnH)

86 global warming worse than a world war:

we've got the missiles, we know where their coal power plants are - if we lob 1,000 cruise missiles into their plants now, we'll catch 'em with their pants down. i'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed, but 20 million tops.

and what's that compared to the billions who'll die in a few years if we don't act now?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 22, 2019 07:17 AM (Pg+x7)

87 No more Cubs on WGN. I'm glad my grandma isn't alive to witness this outrage. Now what are they going to do with the Go Cubs Go song? Oh, nevermind. They only sing that when they win. Bitter? Not I.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2019 07:19 AM (lwiT4)

88 No more Cubs on WGN. I'm glad my grandma isn't alive to witness this outrage. Now what are they going to do with the Go Cubs Go song? Oh, nevermind. They only sing that when they win. Bitter? Not I.
Posted by: grammie winger

You mean you don't want to spend extra money to watch them?
For shame!

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 07:20 AM (vd8XM)

89 Mornin grammy. Sorry about your Cubs.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:20 AM (BLFnH)

90 And now one questions this

I said, Youre not getting the billion. Im going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said Im leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, youre not getting the money, Biden said he told Poroshenko.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

91 My daughter has these light switches that turn on automagically when you enter a room. They also turn off by themselves when no activity is detected.
Problem solved.

Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 07:20 AM (0LxiW)

92 63 "No shooting
No Stabbing
Well that's a relief. They only killed the guy with their fists "

So...a mostly violence free murder...mostly.

Welcome to the insanity which is the greater Baltimore/Washington co-reality sphere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Yep. There are gangs of yutes that are randomly attacking people on the subway. They had video of some poor guy who got thrown on to the tracks of the Metro (Navy Yards I think). Another college kid got beat up up in Georgetown by yutes of indeterminate race.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 07:21 AM (ce3ya)

93 And they will televise pro football today and our local CBS station will carry the games from Washington and Dallas.

That is interesting.

According to the NFL, Dallas/Dolphins is on FOX
And Washington plays on Monday Night (ESPN).

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 07:21 AM (lD3vL)

94 Thanks infidel. They stink. I am quite accustomed to this.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2019 07:21 AM (lwiT4)

95 So I was talking to our neighbor, who works for a Federal organization which is involved in world health, and had just returned from this area of the world. And had first hand knowledge of these events.

His explanations was along the lines of ' After the patient died, they truthfully reported that there were nonactive cases in the country'.

His view of governments and news organizations is about as jaded as mine is.

https://bit.ly/2mt2V9p

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 07:21 AM (cqNba)

96 94 Kinda like beating your head against the wall. I know the feeling.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:22 AM (BLFnH)

97 Thanks infidel. They stink. I am quite accustomed to this.
Posted by: grammie winger

The problem with them winning the World Series, is like the Bears winning the Super Bowl in 1986.

All prices got jacked up with the promise of better days.

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 07:24 AM (vd8XM)

98 93 And they will televise pro football today and our local CBS station will carry the games from Washington and Dallas.

That is interesting.

According to the NFL, Dallas/Dolphins is on FOX
And Washington plays on Monday Night (ESPN).

Posted by: at September 22, 2019 07:21 AM (lD3vL)

Our local station always carries Washington and Dallas and never the Atlanta game unless one of those two teams are playing Atlanta. We actually called them from work one Sunday and they said nobody wanted to watch Atlanta. I told them they were fill of sh*t.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 07:26 AM (mpXpK)

99 ha!

The University of North Carolina at Charlotte hosted a white privilege workshop where only nine students reportedly showed up despite 30,000 students enrolled at the school

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

100 "Heh, Alaska is the 3rd state to cancel the republican primary in favor of Trump."

Not sure exactly how I feel about that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 07:15 AM (cqNba)

As usual, there is precedent:

"Look this is nothing that hasn't happened with both parties when you have an incumbent president on the ballot," Lotter said. "I think in 2012, ten states canceled their Democrat primaries when Obama was on the ticket. In 2004, ten states canceled the Republican Party's primaries, when George W. was on the ballot."

Washington Examiner, 9/11/2019

https://tinyurl.com/yy5me9e4

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 22, 2019 07:27 AM (Z4rgH)

101 98 93 And they will televise pro football today and our local CBS station will carry the games from Washington and Dallas.

That is interesting.

According to the NFL, Dallas/Dolphins is on FOX
And Washington plays on Monday Night (ESPN).

Posted by: at September 22, 2019 07:21 AM (lD3vL)

Our local station always carries Washington and Dallas and never the Atlanta game unless one of those two teams are playing Atlanta. We actually called them from work one Sunday and they said nobody wanted to watch Atlanta. I told them they were fill of sh*t.

Posted by: Vic

I work with an Atlantan and he's a huge Falcons fan. So they do exist.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 07:29 AM (ce3ya)

102 CBS used to do AFC games with FOX doing NFC games. Did something change?
Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 06:41 AM (0LxiW)

When I was a kid, CBS did NFL, NBC did AFL, ABC did nothing (until Monday Night Football).

Now it something like CBS does AFC, FOX does NFC, NBC does a late game on Sunday, ESPN takes the Monday Night Game, and the "NFL Channel" has something on Thursday Night.

Fortunately I don't have a television so I don't care.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 07:29 AM (lD3vL)

103 I went to NC State in Raleigh for a few classes years ago. Their enrollment is around 35,000. I had to walk a long way to get to classes.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 07:30 AM (mpXpK)

104 I remember the dog days of 1980 when 2500 in the stands was a common thing. I recall bill buckner crying into his glove wondering just what in the hell he did to get traded from LA to the Cubs.
I remember a dave "strikeouts galore" kingman strinking out out 4 times for every homerun he hit.
Those were the days.

Posted by: A steve dillard throwing error at September 22, 2019 07:30 AM (vqIkG)

105 Offices these days mostly get automatic out light switches, they do often seem quirky if your still and will go out on you.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 07:31 AM (ZCEU2)

106 91 My daughter has these light switches that turn on automagically when you enter a room. They also turn off by themselves when no activity is detected.
Problem solved.
Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 07:20 AM (0LxiW)

I bought a house a builder built then never lived in. Had switches in the closet doors. most excellent

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 07:32 AM (JFO2v)

107 kimbrel ... saw that coming. and they're paying him $45 million???

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 22, 2019 07:33 AM (Pg+x7)

108 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2019 07:35 AM (Ki5SV)

109 Those were the days.
Posted by: A steve dillard throwing error

Yeah. If it was a nice day and you decided to go to the game, no problem getting a good seat

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 07:35 AM (vd8XM)

110 106 I bought a house a builder built then never lived in. Had switches in the closet doors. most excellent

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 07:32 AM (JFO2v)

I looked at a house that an electrician had built and he wired it himself. It had switches and electrical outlets everywhere. I loved it and would have bought it but it was tied up in a fight between brothers over the inheritance. I don't even know why they were showing it.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 07:35 AM (mpXpK)

111 G'mornin' Horde !

67 degrees, raining.

Glad I got some range time yesterday to honor International Peace Day.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2019 07:35 AM (c1yAg)

112 kimbrel... hmmm... set him up in a honey trap and void the contract on a morals charge. i'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed, but 20 days of bad p.r., tops.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 22, 2019 07:36 AM (Pg+x7)

113 new news

whistleblower didnt have direct knowledge of the communications

so the tattletell heard a story outside of work and used whistlecockblower status

ok

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

114 Debating if i should make scones this morning. Been craving them but can't find any bakery nearby that makes them. Got all the stuff...
Posted by: My life is insanity

Whoa !
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:41 AM (arJlL)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2019 07:37 AM (Ki5SV)

115 Debating if i should make scones this morning. Been craving them but can't find any bakery nearby that makes them. Got all the stuff...
Posted by: My life is insanity

Whoa !
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:41 AM (arJlL)

Damn it. I meant to say there's an Italian bakery near me that makes blueberry scones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2019 07:37 AM (Ki5SV)

116 Only 42 here. Not looking forward to winter.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:38 AM (BLFnH)

117 At a department store just finished in the break room even the outlets had timers on them you could only have 30 minutes on before they had to be reset, heard it was to stop employees using them to recharge cell phones.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 07:39 AM (ZCEU2)

118 "Offices these days mostly get automatic out light switches, they do often seem quirky if your still and will go out on you.'

A few weeks ago I worked on some equipment in a room with one of those motion activated switches. The had a file cabinet right in front of the switch, so every minute I had to wave my hand in front of it to get the lights to come back on. No one there could tell me how to override the timer, so I just dealt with it and got out of there.

This was at a college. Yeah.

Posted by: freaked at September 22, 2019 07:40 AM (Tnijr)

119 "This was at a college. Yeah."

Them folks be smart.

And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 07:41 AM (cqNba)

120 As a lifelong Crimson Tide fan, the ND hatred stems from two things - the fawning coverage they get from media ( like the current Dems) regardless of the product on the field and the travesty of awarding them the 1966 national title over Bama which was the two time defending champ and finished undefeated that year - a purely media driven event. Yes I am still bitter.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 22, 2019 07:42 AM (SwWMX)

121 118
"Offices these days mostly get automatic out light switches, they do often seem quirky if your still and will go out on you.'

A few weeks ago I worked on some equipment in a room with one of
those motion activated switches. The had a file cabinet right in front
of the switch, so every minute I had to wave my hand in front of it to
get the lights to come back on. No one there could tell me how to
override the timer, so I just dealt with it and got out of there.

This was at a college. Yeah.

Posted by: freaked at September 22, 2019 07:40 AM (Tnijr)

If I had a house like that the first thing I would do is replace all the light switches.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 07:42 AM (mpXpK)

122 Turn off the light! was pounded into my head as a kid. Sometimes at high volume.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:42 AM (BLFnH)

123 Good morning, I guess, good people.

Looks like a rain out on the gig this afternoon. Or not.
Still have to do all the get ready for it stuff if in case we get a for sure 11am to 6pm window in the rain.

Not likely but be prepared.

Bad part besides the not getting to play too.
An interesting woman who seemed to be quite taken with me at last Saturday's gig said she was going to be there.

I didn't get her number because I wanted to spend a bit more time talking with her first.
I mean, if she's interested in me, that's a "Danger Will Robinson" sign, right?

Posted by: teej at September 22, 2019 07:44 AM (EVeeU)

124 So my daughter (only grandchild) was at my parents house.

She is going in and out the patio door leaving it open

I say hey shut the door

She looks at me and says Dad you know Papaw does not enforce the rules

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 07:45 AM (JFO2v)

125 Good morning Glories!

We got on the levelized billing plan with our electric company. Our bill is about the same amount every month. Getting our ducks in order before retirement.

Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 07:46 AM (u6t70)

126 Saw that ace finally tired of that YouTube weirdo movie critic Race Grandolph or Gran Racedolph, whatever. I recall looking at one or two of her vids way back when ace first linked her long ago and actually couldn't stand her right out of the gate. Are any of y'all fans of her?

Posted by: Nut's Fairy Barn at September 22, 2019 07:48 AM (aLsSh)

127 ALH, Good on you. I was finally able to do that with nat gas. You have to live here a year before they will do that. Dad's bills didn't count. Not sure I can do it with the elec. as it is a coop. Seems expensive as hell, too.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 07:48 AM (BLFnH)

128 Anyone else peruse the rest of WJLA's site? Also some outstanding video of a group of black teens attacking an older white guy trying to walk into a hotel.

Sure seems if you reversed that negative, it'd be a hate crime.

Oh, and a dude impregnated a 10-year-old.

Posted by: TheHoser at September 22, 2019 07:49 AM (v3UCk)

129 I watched ESPN night before last for the first time in many years (Indians vs Phillies). I have to give credit, their camera work is very good, but after five minutes of their play by play commentary, it was the mute button. It was like Fox and Friends with baseball.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 22, 2019 07:50 AM (C1Lsn)

130 Notre Dame.....Posted by: rammajamma

Same here. Funny how many people hate them for practically having a network devoted to their games. My normally mild mannered dad in law is hilariously anti-ND to the point he will cuss if they're on in his home.

Posted by: Nut's Fairy Barn at September 22, 2019 07:52 AM (Nhgq4)

131 Those are the best kind, Teej.

Posted by: TheHoser at September 22, 2019 07:53 AM (v3UCk)

132 Infidel, our house is all electric. It was custom built for another older couples retirement, they were from Michigan and used a lot of insulation during construction. We like that.
I would love to have a gas fireplace. Hubs said we could do that using a propane tank, and maybe we will.

Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 07:53 AM (u6t70)

133

A little Dab will Do Ya.

sniff sniff is it wonderful Monday yet or will I just watch a treasure trove of Brit FOOTBALL, Formula 1, some fake football NFL,PGA Golf and PRAWN PUB marinated in a few flagons of Hollandia Extra Strength Dutch beer bombs,naw the gutters need de-leef-ed a lawn mown and a buncha dusting takes priority......................................

Posted by: saf at September 22, 2019 07:53 AM (5IHGB)

134 I watch football but listen to radio or nothing, announcers generally suck.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 07:54 AM (ZCEU2)

135 Morning all.
On this Ukraine thing, did anyone else get the idea that if Trump had called the Ukraine to say that Biden should be investigated, it was to countermand the previous Presidential message to NOT investigate Biden. That would kind of explode in the faces of idiots calling for investigations and impeachment and lead to the "are you saying Obama should be prosecuted?" moment.
Or I need more coffee.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 22, 2019 07:55 AM (bIrK9)

136 Phillies baseball radio use to be excellent, still probably very good .

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 07:55 AM (ZCEU2)

137 115
I meant to say there's an Italian bakery near me that makes blueberry scones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2019 07:37 AM (Ki5SV)

I thought scones were English. Isn't that cultural appropriation?

Posted by: rickl at September 22, 2019 07:56 AM (sdi6R)

138 If I had a house like that the first thing I would do is replace all the light switches.

I was an early adopter of that crap and thought at the time it would be great. Problem is, the first generation stuff was based on IR so it detected changes in heat to determine if someone was nearby.

Which also meant that it detected when the furnace or A/C started moving around air.

It was like the house was haunted.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 07:56 AM (lD3vL)

139 135 see 90

Bidet admitted he called off the dogs

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 07:57 AM (JFO2v)

140 The way it's explained by a few it's President Trump's prerogative calling Ukraine or anyone else, it's his job. It's all a smoke screen trying to push Biden's crime onto Trump.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 07:58 AM (ZCEU2)

141 *alert* *alert*
saf escaped from the bin. again.
*alert* *alert*

Posted by: AoS 911 at September 22, 2019 07:58 AM (vqIkG)

142 at the BEE

Trudeau Claims He Was Known As 'Corn Pop' Until A Cool White Dude Turned His Life Around

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:00 AM (JFO2v)

143 On this Ukraine thing, did anyone else get the idea that if Trump had called the Ukraine to say that Biden should be investigated, it was to countermand the previous Presidential message to NOT investigate Biden. That would kind of explode in the faces of idiots calling for investigations and impeachment and lead to the "are you saying Obama should be prosecuted?" moment.
Or I need more coffee.

I was more impressed that Biden as a VP had the authority to arbitrarily make billion dollar bribes using tax dollars to protect his pervert son.

The current POTUS can't even move a nickle around to improve national security.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 08:00 AM (lD3vL)

144 WJLA

Didn't search out the sickos but found a cool article on Benchmark A for the Washington Monument.

Thanks.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:01 AM (BLFnH)

145 140 The way it's explained by a few it's President Trump's prerogative calling Ukraine or anyone else, it's his job. It's all a smoke screen trying to push Biden's crime onto Trump.
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 07:58 AM (ZCEU2)

Same story as is Trumps fault that Bhussein spied on him illegally.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:01 AM (JFO2v)

146 132 I would love to have a gas fireplace. Hubs said we could do that using a propane tank, and maybe we will.

Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 07:53 AM (u6t70)

If you do not have natural gas that can be piped in don't do it. Delivered propane is high. I have gas logs off a 90 gal tank and I only run it in the Winter if we lose power.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:02 AM (mpXpK)

147 >>>I meant to say there's an Italian bakery near me that makes blueberry scones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2019 07:37 AM (Ki5SV)

Sadly no decent bakery too close. Found a recipe online, and are in the oven as we "speak." They look good, so far! Blueberry and also cranberry orange.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 22, 2019 08:02 AM (Z/jzm)

148 A question about the ONT's joke. Has "school report" replaced "report card", or does it mean something different?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 22, 2019 08:03 AM (VaN/j)

149 Same as it was Trump's fault wanting to look into Hillary emails

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 08:03 AM (ZCEU2)

150 Jordan Peterson is asked about climate change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBbvehbomrY

The person asking the question in a very hard way is no-doubt bringing up something that wasn't on the venue, as a climate-botherer would. She's a fool to do this to someone as contentious as him, who grew up in such a cold place.

Peterson has a lot of Steven Pinker type optimism, despite being dour in general.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 08:03 AM (LxTcq)

151 That Trudeau article in the Bee is hilarious.

"Smokey recalls how this moment transformed Corn Pop’s life, teaching him the power of friendship and forgiveness. From that day forward, Corn Pop was determined to become prime minister of the most powerful country ever to be adjacent to the greatest country on earth."

Heya Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 08:03 AM (kQs4Y)

152 Hmmm, life advice from a Hoser.

I see nothing on that in the style guide.
Maybe a ruling from a trusted source?
Sis?

Posted by: teej at September 22, 2019 08:03 AM (EVeeU)

153 Bidet admitted he called off the dogsPosted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 07:57 AM (JFO2v)

True enough and I had seen that clip a few months ago.The cynic in me says the two events are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 22, 2019 08:04 AM (bIrK9)

154 Morning all...

Finally Joe Biden says something veeeeery interesting...

@mviser

Joe Biden tonight on the transition to Trump: "We encouraged a lot of people to stay in the administration who weren't really so excited about staying. Generals, particularly. Members of the armed services. Because we knew the man who was coming in had no experience."

Posted by: Tami at September 22, 2019 08:04 AM (cF8AT)

155 And speaking of corrupt assholes, commie Bernie says he will use your money to pay off $81B of other people's medical bills. If you look at all the things this round of communist candidates have promised they will spend the entire federal budget for the next trillion years on socialist programs.

--

They are all pretty much full-on communists now. They aren't even hiding it. They just haven't uttered the word yet. Yet...

Funny, but I was reading bio information on Olivia De Haviland last night. I know she lives in France now. I know she's 103. But it struck me as funny when I read she was a "staunch liberal Democrat and anti-communist." Uh...I think she has a problem.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2019 08:04 AM (JoUsr)

156 No bakery can be "too close".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 08:04 AM (kQs4Y)

157 ALH at September 22, 2019 07:53

Do it. I really miss my pellet stove, but this house has a gas fireplace. It is wonderful!

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:04 AM (BLFnH)

158 The media is pi$$ed about Trump calling the Ukraine and asking them to re-open the investigation into binden's son. They had a clip of biden nearly slobbering calling Trump all sorts of names.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 22, 2019 08:05 AM (JUOKG)

159 It's amazing how the Brewers keep finding great pitching for pennies on the dollar and the Cubs keep pissing away millions on guys like Kimbrel and Darvish. Who's making these genius moves?

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 22, 2019 08:05 AM (7ZQe3)

160 Pathetic deplorables whining to each other. You need to learn who runs you. YOUR BETTERS, THAT'S WHO! GET BACK TO WORK, SLAVES! HA HAHAHAHAHA--

*loses balance on level flooring, falls out of walker, projectile sharts onto small dog*

Posted by: Madame Cackleshart, drunken alternate reality POTUS at September 22, 2019 08:05 AM (ldmQR)

161 You have to admit that for such a small college, ND generally puts together a good team. Of course, every Catholic in the midwest wants to be on their team.

Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 08:06 AM (0LxiW)

162 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 22, 2019 08:06 AM (cknjq)

163 Oh, look, Larry Storch is on Mannix.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2019 08:08 AM (oVJmc)

164 My father owned a bakery while I was growing up. He worked nights and would come home in the morning. He would call and ask me what I wanted for breakfast. I bet I was the only kid in school who had fresh chocolate eclairs.

Posted by: Sharon at September 22, 2019 08:09 AM (QzF6i)

165 I see 2 killed, 8 injured at a sports bar in Lancaster SC, roundabout Vic's area

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 08:10 AM (ZCEU2)

166 Spartacus needs $1.7 M

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:10 AM (JFO2v)

167

That's NOT a FAIR,it's FIGHT CLUB and Biden kicked ass his own ass.

Posted by: saf at September 22, 2019 08:10 AM (5IHGB)

168 As a lifelong Crimson Tide fan, the ND hatred stems
from two things - the fawning coverage they get from media ( like the
current Dems) regardless of the product on the field and the travesty of
awarding them the 1966 national title over Bama which was the two time
defending champ and finished undefeated that year - a purely media
driven event. Yes I am still bitter.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 22, 2019 07:42 AM (SwWMX)

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In the Olden Thymes, there were multiple selectors of national titles. A team that won all of them was all a "consensus national champ." Didn't happen often.

Michigan State got a piece of that 1966 action, and though you'll hate me for bringing this up, one reason Bama wasn't favored was that they were a segregated team. MSU did very well because (to his credit) Bear Bryant referred the black players he couldn't play to Duffy Daugherty.

The end of segregation in college football had the side effect of wrecking the Spartans' talent pipeline.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:11 AM (cfSRQ)

169 167

That's NOT a FAIR,it's FIGHT CLUB and Biden kicked ass his own ass.
Posted by: saf at September 22, 2019 08:10 AM (5IHGB)

Rule #1 There is no F**** C***

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

170 My father owned a bakery while I was growing up. He worked nights and would come home in the morning. He would call and ask me what I wanted for breakfast. I bet I was the only kid in school who had fresh chocolate eclairs.
Posted by: Sharon

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I had one next door growing up and Mom would stop after working midnights as a Labor and Delivery nurse. Italian bread still warm from the oven every day. She'd put the butter on with a monster pastry brush.

Le sigh.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 08:12 AM (Y4EXg)

171 My father owned a bakery while I was growing up. He worked nights and would come home in the morning. He would call and ask me what I wanted for breakfast. I bet I was the only kid in school who had fresh chocolate eclairs.
Posted by: Sharon at September 22, 2019 08:09 AM (QzF6i)

Oh, yum, I'm envious.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:12 AM (BLFnH)

172 165
I see 2 killed, 8 injured at a sports bar in Lancaster SC, roundabout Vic's area

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 08:10 AM (ZCEU2)

That is a suburb of Charlotte and is a good distance from me and is 50% black.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

173 The dog is feverishly trying to extract cheese balls and a Milk Bone from the Kong. He's done more work in the last 10 minutes than I expect to do all day.

Posted by: Utility muffin at September 22, 2019 08:12 AM (ldmQR)

174 164 My father owned a bakery while I was growing up. He worked nights and would come home in the morning. He would call and ask me what I wanted for breakfast. I bet I was the only kid in school who had fresh chocolate eclairs.
Posted by: Sharon at September 22, 2019 08:09 AM (QzF6i)

My father sold Maryland Club Coffee Minute Maid and HiC

We went to school hyped up like crack addicts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:13 AM (JFO2v)

175 >> My father owned a bakery while I was growing up. He worked nights and would come home in the morning. He would call and ask me what I wanted for breakfast. I bet I was the only kid in school who had fresh chocolate eclairs.
Posted by: Sharon at September 22, 2019 08:09 AM (QzF6i)

Oh, yum, I'm envious.
Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:12 AM (BLFnH)

Me too!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 22, 2019 08:14 AM (Z/jzm)

176 Oh, and 'morning everyone.

After posting here yesterday I pretty much sacked out. I've been pushing my recovery too fast and so spent the bulk of the day in an unconscious state, only rousing myself late in the afternoon.

So I missed the MiMoMe as well as Michigan's epic thrashing at the hands of the Badgers. So sad.

And I crashed early, so didn't see the results of the evening games.

BOLD STATEMENT: Jim Harbaugh isn't a good or average coach, but a bad one. He does less with more, every year. Never less than a top ten recruiting class, never gets a top ten finish. Guy pads his win totals by pounding basement-dwellers and then loses - often spectacularly - against peer-level teams. His two wins against State were against some of our weakest teams in the last 20 years and both were very close games. Even a 3-9 squad gave him a run for his money.

The guy is objectively bad.

Which is great, as far as I'm concerned. Renew his contract!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:15 AM (cfSRQ)

177 166
Spartacus needs $1.7 M

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:10 AM (JFO2v)

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Seeing as his "girlfriend" had to be pushed to endorse him, I'm not surprised.

I'd recommend he see Top Donor Ed Buck, but I guess the guy's been sidelined.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:17 AM (cfSRQ)

178 Don't know if this is staged or not, but if not...hahaha!

https://tinyurl.com/y49lwwt6

Posted by: Tami at September 22, 2019 08:17 AM (cF8AT)

179 Dad sold institutional food to restaurants, schools, hospitals.

He would always bring home #10 can samples. I remember for a while we had a hot fudge machine. OMG, kids dream.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:17 AM (BLFnH)

180 So krak, how much did you get for her?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 22, 2019 08:18 AM (HaL55)

181 Oh, you privileged kids with your bakery connections! I didn't have that, but my mom worked for a while at a local dairy. She would bring home the best, creamiest fresh milk I have ever had. And I don't even like milk. My privilege ends there.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr)

182 159 It's amazing how the Brewers keep finding great pitching for pennies on the dollar and the Cubs keep pissing away millions on guys like Kimbrel and Darvish. Who's making these genius moves?
Posted by: Pete Seria at September 22, 2019 08:05 AM (7ZQe3)
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I don't know how Counsel/Sterns do it but they know how to get the team to finish strong. Did it last year and doing it again this year. Wow. Loving it.

Now, if the Cardinals would just lose a few games!

Posted by: WisRich at September 22, 2019 08:19 AM (OAlmw)

183 If you built a great fortune in America, I guarantee you built it at least in part using workers all of us helped pay to educate," Warren said during a campaign event in Iowa on Friday.

Really stupid argument. As you were growing up your parents paid their socalled fair share of taxes for schools and roads and teachers.

This is almost like reparations. Even though the sacrifice was made years ago, by people that may now be dead, you are indebted to the government.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:19 AM (JFO2v)

184 Poll says big chief Lyingwatha has overtook Biden in Iowa.

https://tinyurl.com/y44zjqjb

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

I really want Squaw Liz to be the nominee. I want the RINOs and country club Republicans I know who claim to be so oh soooooo progressive and just hate hate hate the Orange Man have to figure out what to do with the squaw running because they are afraid she'll scalp 'em and take all of their wampum.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2019 08:19 AM (nbCPX)

185 The guy is objectively bad.

Which is great, as far as I'm concerned. Renew his contract!

He's teaching his players character.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 08:19 AM (lD3vL)

186 Just saw that shooting was at the SC / NC border

Spartacus is a very heterosexual guy you know, he never fails to tell us.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 08:20 AM (ZCEU2)

187 Oh you 1 percenters with your childhood "food"!

We would draw pictures of food in the dirt then pretend to eat it because we couldn't afford to waste dirt.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 22, 2019 08:20 AM (cknjq)

188 Blue bird, how on earth did you flip your nic upside down?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2019 08:21 AM (JoUsr)

189 179 Dad sold institutional food to restaurants, schools, hospitals.

He would always bring home #10 can samples. I remember for a while we had a hot fudge machine. OMG, kids dream.
Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:17 AM (BLFnH)

like living in a Golden Corral

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:21 AM (JFO2v)

190 Now, if the Cardinals would just lose a few games!

Posted by: WisRich at September 22, 2019 08:19 AM (OAlmw)

Hey...hey! You hush you!

Posted by: Tami at September 22, 2019 08:21 AM (cF8AT)

191 Dad used to bring home iron pellets from the foundry. Add some milk and ya got some good cereal.
Nice and crunchy.

Posted by: John Henry at September 22, 2019 08:22 AM (vqIkG)

192 "Blue bird, how on earth did you flip your nic upside down?"

He's using an Australian server?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 08:23 AM (cqNba)

193 I went to NC State in Raleigh for a few classes years ago. Their enrollment is around 35,000. I had to walk a long way to get to classes.
Posted by: Vic

Uphiil both ways ?

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 08:23 AM (arJlL)

194 186
Just saw that shooting was at the SC / NC border

Spartacus is a very heterosexual guy you know, he never fails to tell us.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 08:20 AM (ZCEU2)

That means it was in the greater Charlotte area, a Democrat stronghold. Figures.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:23 AM (mpXpK)

195 91 My daughter has these light switches that turn on automagically when you enter a room. They also turn off by themselves when no activity is detected.
Problem solved.
Posted by: JAS at September 22, 2019 07:20 AM (0LxiW)

Problem is if you're sitting there reading.

Posted by: m at September 22, 2019 08:24 AM (yDjHx)

196 Charlotte blows chunks. I hate that place.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2019 08:24 AM (JoUsr)

197 Really stupid argument. As you were growing up your
parents paid their socalled fair share of taxes for schools and roads
and teachers.

This is almost like reparations. Even though the sacrifice was made
years ago, by people that may now be dead, you are indebted to the
government.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:19 AM (JFO2v)

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Agreed.

A substantial amount of taxpayers now pay no federal income tax, but EVERYONE pays school taxes. It's either through property, income or sale, (in Michigan, all three!).

So for her to start doing this number is really, really dumb.

The :"Vote for me, I'll take everything to have and give it to illegal immigrants" approach is something I did *not* see coming.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:24 AM (cfSRQ)

198 193 I went to NC State in Raleigh for a few classes years ago. Their enrollment is around 35,000. I had to walk a long way to get to classes.
Posted by: Vic

Uphiil both ways ?
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 08:23 AM (arJlL)

In the Tar!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:25 AM (JFO2v)

199 196
Charlotte blows chunks. I hate that place.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2019 08:24 AM (JoUsr)

I have a BIL who lives there. He and his wife are liberal as Hell.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:25 AM (mpXpK)

200 187
Oh you 1 percenters with your childhood "food"!

We would draw pictures of food in the dirt then pretend to eat it because we couldn't afford to waste dirt.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 22, 2019 08:20 AM (cknjq)

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Luxury!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:26 AM (cfSRQ)

201 If you built a great fortune in America, I guarantee you built it at least in part using workers all of us helped pay to educate," Warren said during a campaign event in Iowa on Friday.

Amazing levels of chutzpah from a woman who is paid nearly a half a million to "teach" one class at the private school, Harvard, leveraging her racism as fraud as a means to get her that gig.

Besides, I didn't ask the government to tax the Hell out of me to warehouse illiterate children then foist these disasters out in to a globally competitive market.

If Warren wants to take credit for everyone's education, she needs to start paying reparations to all of the tax payers who have been swindled out of trillions of dollars to only get a bunch of fat, lazy union goons who turn out illiterate barbarian snowflakes.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 08:28 AM (lD3vL)

202 Luxury!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:26 AM (cfSRQ)

Heh. If you can top not being able to waste dirt then you really did have a tough childhood.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 22, 2019 08:28 AM (cknjq)

203 Few houses down and behind me and I hear barking. Continuous. I finally get up to see what's going on and these idiots left the dog out. It's a little poodle. It's pouring rain. I know they are home I can see lights on and people moving around. Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 22, 2019 08:28 AM (dUJdY)

204 IL cities forced to cut essential services in order to pay corrupt State employee's union generated pensions.

https://tinyuom/y4qejbj8
Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM

Ya get what you vote for. This is coming to a state near you. It's not sustainable. Well, not without taking MORE of my money. Of course I don't get to retire at age 57 with 90% of my salary and benefits guaranteed. But hey, I'll just work longer and harder for your political graft.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:29 AM (xUvz+)

205 We would draw pictures of food in the dirt then pretend to eat it because we couldn't afford to waste dirt.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 22, 2019 08:20 AM (cknjq)

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You had dirt? We couldn't even afford that.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 22, 2019 08:29 AM (7ZQe3)

206 I caught the second half of the Georgia/ND game. Way to take control of the game, Dawgs. Fromm is a really good QB. Almost as good as Tua. We'll prolly see you guys again this year in the SEC Championship game.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 22, 2019 08:29 AM (HaL55)

207 He's teaching his players character.
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Well, he's had two of his staff get busted for being super-drunk and driving. The most recent one was bouncing his SUV off cards in an Ann Arbor street while driving in his underwear.

Must be a stressful place to work...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:30 AM (cfSRQ)

208
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2019 08:30 AM (hlleo)

209
like living in a Golden Corral Posted by: rhennigantx

Ha, I didn't know what a Golden Corral was. It was just dad's paycheck. At one point later on he was GM for the company from Minneapolis West. Mom kept track and he was only home just over 100 days one year. We always used to ask when is dad gonna be home, mom would say, when you see the reds of his eyes. Can't tell you how many trips to LAX we made. This was way before 1975.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:31 AM (BLFnH)

210 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2019 08:30 AM (hlleo)

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Any law-enforcement involvement last night?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:31 AM (cfSRQ)

211 187 A substantial amount of taxpayers now pay no federal
income tax, but EVERYONE pays school taxes. It's either through
property, income or sale, (in Michigan, all three!).

So for her to start doing this number is really, really dumb.

The :"Vote for me, I'll take everything to have and give it to illegal immigrants" approach is something I did *not* see coming.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:24 AM (cfSRQ)

SC used to finance the schools through property taxes. The NAACP sues ion federal court because they lived in counties with low value property and did not pay a lot of school tax. Amazingly enough the court ruled in favore of SC but the judge made one of those incredibly stupid political statements with his decision that
SC should address this some way or another. So they supposedly
eliminated the school tax on property and raised the sales tax by 2
cents. My county just added it back in as a local option tax. So I
get to pay both.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:32 AM (mpXpK)

212 Benchmark A, huh ?

Cool !

Learn something every day around here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2019 08:32 AM (c1yAg)

213 Ha, I didn't know what a Golden Corral was. It was
just dad's paycheck. At one point later on he was GM for the company
from Minneapolis West. Mom kept track and he was only home just over
100 days one year. We always used to ask when is dad gonna be home, mom
would say, when you see the reds of his eyes. Can't tell you how many
trips to LAX we made. This was way before 1975.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:31 AM (BLFnH)

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This is the part where we cue up "Cat's in the Cradle" for the photo montage, right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:33 AM (cfSRQ)

214
some mild "finger-wagging", but no take-downs

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2019 08:35 AM (hlleo)

215 The "whistleblower" story. Yea. LOLGF. Biden admits on video that he and barky did a quid pro quo to get the guy investigating his kids employer fired. The left. No problem! Trump looks into it, OMG! IMPEACH EM FOTY FI! Fucking lunatics.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:36 AM (xUvz+)

216 Amazingly enough the court ruled in favore of SC but the judge made one of those incredibly stupid political statements with his decision that
SC should address this some way or another.

It always cheers me when I see a single unelected official with absolutely no accountability get to decide tax policy for an entire State.

Why have a legislature or executive?

In the meantime, IL is taxing its citizens into abject poverty to cover the ever growing government employee pensions.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 08:36 AM (lD3vL)

217 Hi Alton.

So the jail has WiFi?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 08:36 AM (kQs4Y)

218 BTW three females in Casa De Minnfidel. The amount of TP they use for pee would actually be enough material to make a sail on a good sized schooner. And lights? Hahahaha, they have an off switch?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:38 AM (xUvz+)

219 No Ace. I was with him to the end.

I found the Benchmark A story fascinating. I love that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:38 AM (BLFnH)

220
IL cities forced to cut essential services in order to pay corrupt State employee's union generated pensions.

https://tinyuom/y4qejbj8

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM

Don't worry they just need to raise taxes on "the rich" some more. That will fix everything

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2019 08:38 AM (nbCPX)

221 This is the part where we cue up "Cat's in the Cradle" for the photo montage, right?

There was a parody version of that song

"The cat hits the cradle and sleeps 'til noon..."

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 22, 2019 08:39 AM (lD3vL)

222 "215 The "whistleblower" story. Yea. LOLGF. Biden admits on video that he and barky did a quid pro quo to get the guy investigating his kids employer fired. The left. No problem! Trump looks into it, OMG! IMPEACH EM FOTY FI! Fucking lunatics.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:36 AM (xUvz+) "

When they get back into power their revenge on us is gonna be epic.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2019 08:39 AM (c1yAg)

223 218 BTW three females in Casa De Minnfidel. The amount of TP they use for pee would actually be enough material to make a sail on a good sized schooner. And lights? Hahahaha, they have an off switch?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:38 AM (xUvz+)

I got one of these and I love it! Thinking of getting a few more for Christmas presents...

https://tinyurl.com/y5dg9zmz

Posted by: Tami at September 22, 2019 08:40 AM (cF8AT)

224 If we believe there is a Creator God and He gave us the Bible and He is truthful, we don't need to worry.

Read Hebrews 13:5-6.

I have spent 3 of the last ten years unemployed, fought off a rare cancer in my right cheek, and could not have woken up this morning without the grace and providence of our loving, merciful, and forgiving God.

May each of us find many reasons to praise Him today.

Posted by: setnaffa at September 22, 2019 08:41 AM (r2QfB)

225 Now Mannix is getting beaten after Grace Lee Whitney pulled a gun on him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2019 08:42 AM (oVJmc)

226 LOL, Tami !

Had to look carefully to make sure that wasn't the Babylon Bee !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2019 08:42 AM (c1yAg)

227 https://tinyurl.com/y5dg9zmz
Posted by: Tami at September 22, 2019 08:40 AM

LOL. That's about a 2-3 day supply around here. I tried ordering a case of the cheap stuff one time. The looks I received, not worth it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:43 AM (xUvz+)

228 I got one of these and I love it! Thinking of getting a few more for Christmas presents...

https://tinyurl.com/y5dg9zmz
Posted by: Tami

And WHY is the toilet taped shut, exactly ?

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 08:43 AM (arJlL)

229 OOp, no, now he's excaped.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2019 08:43 AM (oVJmc)

230
And WHY is the toilet taped shut, exactly ?

For your protection.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2019 08:44 AM (oVJmc)

231 We would draw pictures of food in the dirt then pretend to eat it because we couldn't afford to waste dirt.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 22, 2019 08:20 AM (cknjq)

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You had dirt? We couldn't even afford that.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 22, 2019 08:29 AM

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You had dirt? Must have been rich. We had to rub rocks together to make our own dirt and we were thankful for that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 22, 2019 08:44 AM (JUOKG)

232 Love it Tami. Wish charmin wasn't so dusty.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:45 AM (BLFnH)

233 216 It always cheers me when I see a single unelected
official with absolutely no accountability get to decide tax policy for
an entire State.

Why have a legislature or executive?

In the meantime, IL is taxing its citizens into abject poverty to cover the ever growing government employee pensions.

Posted by: at September 22, 2019 08:36 AM (lD3vL)

Yep and he knew it, which is why it was not in the actual decision. But the State never met a tax it didn't like. So now the sales tax here in the city limits is 10.5% and 8.5% in the county. So guess where all the stores are located? In the city of course.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

234 LOL. That's about a 2-3 day supply around here. I tried ordering a case of the cheap stuff one time. The looks I received, not worth it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:43 AM (xUvz+)
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I need a thread count of at least 800.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 08:45 AM (kQs4Y)

235 You had rocks...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2019 08:45 AM (oVJmc)

236 Pixy doesn't like your upside down name in the comments.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

237 It always cheers me when I see a single unelected
official with absolutely no accountability get to decide tax policy for
an entire State.

Why have a legislature or executive?

In the meantime, IL is taxing its citizens into abject poverty to cover the ever growing government employee pensions.

Pmber 22, 2019 08:36 AM (lD3vL)

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I think Detroit's water system was run by a federal district court judge for decades. He just took it over. All changes went through him.

Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:46 AM (cfSRQ)

238 9
A case challenging UN members' diplomatic immunity is making its way to
SCOTUS. Reminds me of a scene in Lethal Weapon II when a man held up his
UN ID card and claimed immunity was shot by Danny Glover. This was
before Glover became a political asshole. I used to like him in those
Lethal Weapon movies.

https://tinyurl.com/yxtuvmwl

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
Vic,Hate to break it to you, but he was political even back then. Next time you watch a Lethal Weapon Movie, look at refrigrerator in his house. You'll see stickers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2019 08:46 AM (D3cJf)

239 LOL. That's about a 2-3 day supply around here. I tried ordering a case of the cheap stuff one time. The looks I received, not worth it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:43 AM (xUvz+)

My first roll lasted 3 weeks.

If nothing else, it would be worth seeing the look on their faces.

Posted by: Tami at September 22, 2019 08:47 AM (cF8AT)

240
So the jail has WiFi?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 08:36 AM

you get one phone call; this is it

can anyone swing by the Washtenaw county jail sometime around noon?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2019 08:48 AM (hlleo)

241 I got one of these and I love it! Thinking of getting a few more for Christmas presents..."

So a 2 day supply?

Coffeve for all!

Morning!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 08:48 AM (6qErC)

242 238 You'll see stickers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2019 08:46 AM (D3cJf)

I never noticed. I have the movies I'll have to check it.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:48 AM (mpXpK)

243 Dobroe ytro morons.

Slept until 5:30 I must be coming down with a bug.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2019 08:49 AM (EZebt)

244 Maybe Harbaugh made a Faustian bargain based on getting in the Super Bowl with a dogshit QB like Kaepernick.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 22, 2019 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

245 You had dirt? Must have been rich. We had to rub rocks together to make our own dirt and we were thankful for that."

Bunch of 1 percenters 'round these parts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 08:49 AM (6qErC)

246 can anyone swing by the Washtenaw county jail sometime around noon?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2019 08:48 AM (hlleo)

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You went joyriding with one of Harbaugh's drunk assistants?

Yeah, I'll be there around 5, assuming I remember.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:49 AM (cfSRQ)

247 232 Love it Tami. Wish charmin wasn't so dusty.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 08:45 AM (BLFnH)

I found that the Charmin Soft rolls were dusty and always bought the Charmin Strong rolls.

These forever rolls seem to be the strong version.

Posted by: Tami at September 22, 2019 08:50 AM (cF8AT)

248 Speaking of coffee I got some Amazon brand coffee a few weeks ago. Finally opened the bag this morning after using up all the Maxwell House I had. The Amazon coffee is much stronger than the Maxwell House.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:50 AM (mpXpK)

249 can anyone swing by the Washtenaw county jail sometime around noon?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2019 08:48 AM (hlleo)

===

I had two rules growing up. Rule 1 was, don't call us from the precinct, we're not coming to bail you out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2019 08:50 AM (EZebt)

250 244
Maybe Harbaugh made a Faustian bargain based on getting in the Super Bowl with a dogshit QB like Kaepernick.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 22, 2019 08:49 AM (y7DUB)
Not an alumni of Michigan, but a fan of their football team. Boy, Harbaugh has turned into quite a disappointment. Wow.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2019 08:50 AM (D3cJf)

251 >>We would draw pictures of food in the dirt then pretend to eat it because we couldn't afford to waste dirt.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 22, 2019 08:20 AM (cknjq)

Haha! I never realized how poor we were. Mom and dad always had a garden so we always had fresh (or canned or frozen) veges. And dad and my brothers were hunters (mostly small game), so we always had food to eat. Never took big fancy vacations, but that didn't bother me.

BTW, the scones turned out awesome!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 22, 2019 08:51 AM (Z/jzm)

252
I had two rules growing up. Rule 1 was, don't call us from the precinct, we're not coming to bail you out.

Rule 2: No Poofters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2019 08:51 AM (oVJmc)

253 Yep and he knew it, which is why it was not in the
actual decision. But the State never met a tax it didn't like. So now
the sales tax here in the city limits is 10.5% and 8.5% in the county.
So guess where all the stores are located? In the city of course.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

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Federal judges threw out ALL of Michigan's electoral maps, ordered new ones drawn to their specifications and demanded non-cyclical elections (that is, in the middle of current terms) to remedy the "loss" to the Dems.

Supremes killed it.

The arrogance is staggering.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:52 AM (cfSRQ)

254 FWIW, one of the model tracks has Tropical Storm Karen crossing FL. Wonder if our "newz" media can figure that out...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 08:52 AM (6qErC)

255 If nothing else, it would be worth seeing the look on their faces.
Posted by: Tami at September 22, 2019 08:47 AM

It would but I think they would view it as an invitation to use more of it! A case of Cottonelle a month round here.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:54 AM (xUvz+)

256 Not an alumni of Michigan, but a fan of their football team. Boy, Harbaugh has turned into quite a disappointment. Wow.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2019 08:50 AM (D3cJf)

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Ahem. Most of Michigan's football fans don't got the school.

I think a high percentage of actual students want the team abolished for patriarchy. Certainly most of the faculty hate it.

Ann Arbor is a silly place.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:54 AM (cfSRQ)

257 254 FWIW, one of the model tracks has Tropical Storm Karen crossing FL. Wonder if our "newz" media can figure that out...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 08:52 AM (6qErC)

Karen what a brand name for a storm

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:54 AM (JFO2v)

258 You went joyriding with one of Harbaugh's drunk assistants?

Speaking of inebriated Michigan coaches, is it true that Gerry Moeller went on that epic bender because he found out Les Miles had been banging his wife?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 22, 2019 08:55 AM (y7DUB)

259 Whe FOX "stole" the NFL from CBS, that was the day they became a true national TV station.

The FOX executives understood the value as a lead in for Sunday night TV and for advertising the rest of their line up.

CBS hilariously refused to up their bid and could easily have won that fight.

They expected FOX to fail (cuz their cost to buy the rights had been "high") and for the NFL to come crawling back.

One of the all-time great stupid blunders by The Experts of Our Non-Elite Elite.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2019 08:56 AM (pqyXj)

260 222 "215 The "whistleblower" story. Yea. LOLGF. Biden admits on video that he and barky did a quid pro quo to get the guy investigating his kids employer fired. The left. No problem! Trump looks into it, OMG! IMPEACH EM FOTY FI! Fucking lunatics.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:36 AM (xUvz+) "

I think this is the beginning of the end of Biden's campaign. It should be because of the obvious corruption, but the Left doesn't ever care about that. What is going to enrage them is that they expect Biden to fight back and Take It To Trump, and he isn't going to be able to. For one thing, he already has confessed to the charges on tape (as you stated), and there's no "good" way to explain that, which is why until now they've just tried to ignore it. Second, he's old and confused, and simply does not have the ability to make a rational, coherent argument.

And when the Prog activists watch him fold under pressure like a cheap lawn chair, they're going to despise him and turn on him completely. His support on the left is going to evaporate - it only ever rested on the myth of "electability", and once that's gone, Joe has got nothin'.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)

261 Maybe promise your daughter you will sell her to someone with an unlimited tissue supply. That might make her happy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2019 08:57 AM (/SIwB)

262 Someone should stop by the jail and throw a few shekels in for bail.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 08:57 AM (ZCEU2)

263 A friend of mine is a big seminole fan. Wears the gear all the time like an 8 year old. He has never been to Tallahassee and didn't go to FSU.

I tell him he needs to go to a game once in awhile as college football is big business and they need his money and he said "Why? It's on TV".

Pretty smart for an 8 year old.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2019 08:57 AM (Z+IKu)

264 Been up since 6:00 dog going crazy @ the sounds from gunfire. Duck opener this weekend. There's lakes and ponds all around me so I don't even notice the sounds much anymore. Some are either getting a ton of ducks or are really bad shots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 08:58 AM (xUvz+)

265 I think this is the beginning of the end of Biden's
campaign. It should be because of the obvious corruption, but the Left
doesn't ever care about that. What is going to enrage them is that
they expect Biden to fight back and Take It To Trump, and he isn't going
to be able to. For one thing, he already has confessed to the charges
on tape (as you stated), and there's no "good" way to explain that,
which is why until now they've just tried to ignore it. Second, he's
old and confused, and simply does not have the ability to make a
rational, coherent argument.

And when the Prog activists watch him fold under pressure like a
cheap lawn chair, they're going to despise him and turn on him
completely. His support on the left is going to evaporate - it only
ever rested on the myth of "electability", and once that's gone, Joe has
got nothin'.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)

Apparently there was a LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ forum on Friday for the Dem candidates and the "moderator" went after Joe for past hate crimes including saying that Mike Pence is a decent guy. Joe is already falling behind Squaw Liz and will be done soon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2019 08:59 AM (rIWVf)

266 Rule 2: No Poofters.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2019 08:51 AM (oVJmc)

===

Dad took me out for an egg cream one day, to have a man to man talk when I was about 14. Son, you can bring home any kind of girl you want he told me. You can bring a white girl or a black girl. You can bring a jewish girl or italian girl. But the one girl you cannot bring home is a french girl.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2019 08:59 AM (EZebt)

267
Muh Horns beat OSU last night.

So....Yay!

Great game. Back and forth all night long.

Watch the OSU quarterback though, that kid has a great arm and can already see the whole field. He has a YUGE future if he stays healthy and doesn't get Fucked Up Personality Disorder.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2019 08:59 AM (pqyXj)

268 260 Tom

Everytime I see Liawatha enter a room I would love to hear them play the FSU fight song and her fan do the tomahawk chop.

na na na na na na na na na na

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2019 08:59 AM (JFO2v)

269 267
Muh Horns beat OSU last night.

So....Yay!

Great game. Back and forth all night long.

Watch the OSU quarterback though, that kid has a great arm and can already see the whole field. He has a YUGE future if he stays healthy and doesn't get Fucked Up Personality Disorder.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2019 08:59 AM (pqyXj)

We really got to step up our game if we want to beat OU

Posted by: OU SUCKS at September 22, 2019 09:00 AM (JFO2v)

270 "Someone should stop by the jail and throw a few shekels in for bail."

There are those who would say that if one plans a MoMee, that one of the must fundamental logistics issues before the event is "Here is our plan to make bail, when the Police arrive"

I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 09:00 AM (cqNba)

271 And when the Prog activists watch him fold under
pressure like a cheap lawn chair, they're going to despise him and turn
on him completely. His support on the left is going to evaporate - it
only ever rested on the myth of "electability", and once that's gone,
Joe has got nothin'.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)

This comment will not make the "biden is a unstoppable juggernaut" AoS eyeeores happy at all. Which is very concerning to me.

Posted by: bitememania! at September 22, 2019 09:01 AM (vqIkG)

272 Nood Live Books!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 09:02 AM (kQs4Y)

273 Books up

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 09:02 AM (mpXpK)

274

Joe, at the LBQWERTY get-together.

https://bit.ly/2m3Ovwb

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2019 09:02 AM (cqNba)

275 OSU seems ready early this season to play Michigan

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2019 09:02 AM (/SIwB)

276 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 08:56 AM

Agreed. I almost wonder if Warren's camp wasn't in on it somehow? I mean the "whistleblower" didn't even hear the fckn conversations. But had no problem yelling fire in a theatre. And the mouth breathers ate it up. It's going to be fun watching the cucks like Allahcundit and Krystal etc. tell us how Warren would be better that Trump for the country.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2019 09:02 AM (xUvz+)

277 Karen what a brand name for a storm"

Si.

It's also hysterically funneh to follow the forecasts on the Gulf Coast - NOAA (our taxes at work) is adamant that it'll be "The Warmenest Sept. Evar!" and is all in on sooperdry and hot, whilst ever other is forecasting highs of around 90 or less, and that rain levels will remain higher than usual...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:03 AM (6qErC)

278 Federal judges threw out ALL of Michigan's electoral maps, ordered new ones drawn to their specifications and demanded non-cyclical elections (that is, in the middle of current terms) to remedy the "loss" to the Dems.

Supremes killed it.

The arrogance is staggering."

That ruling was a HUGE conservative win on the court, one that will have ramifications on state elections forever. I suppose I'm not surprised because it's technical and doesn't involve any compelling "narratives" - but it's an important case to recall when people wonder as to the value of a conservative court.

In 50 years, scholars will look back and rate that as perhaps the most important SCOTUS ruling of 2019.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 09:03 AM (V2Yro)

279 Ann Arbor is a silly place.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2019 08:54 AM (cfSRQ)
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'Tis. But it used to be that "M Blow Glue" was the one thing to unite the students, even the nerds, dorks, yippees, and burnouts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 09:04 AM (kQs4Y)

280 >>I think this is the beginning of the end of Biden's campaign. It should be because of the obvious corruption, but the Left doesn't ever care about that. What is going to enrage them is that they expect Biden to fight back and Take It To Trump, and he isn't going to be able to. For one thing, he already has confessed to the charges on tape (as you stated), and there's no "good" way to explain that, which is why until now they've just tried to ignore it. Second, he's old and confused, and simply does not have the ability to make a rational, coherent argument.

Something is wrong with the Matrix. Ukraine is a lot more damaging to the left than just Biden's corruption, it threatens to really blow up the Russia collusion narrative. So why would a deep stater intentionally make Ukraine the focus of attention?

Further, the IC has no control over the president. They have no right to file a whistleblower complaint against the president. And a tweet from Adam Schiff dated August 28th demonstrates that he knew this was coming weeks ago, sort of a replay of the Russia collusion rollout.

Interesting times.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2019 09:05 AM (ZLI7S)

281 Dad took me out for an egg cream one day, to have a man to man talk when I was about 14. Son, you can bring home any kind of girl you want he told me. You can bring a white girl or a black girl. You can bring a jewish girl or italian girl. But the one girl you cannot bring home is a french girl.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2019 08:59 AM

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Wife had that talk with oldest boy. Instead of "french" girl, she substituted "liberal" girl.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 22, 2019 09:06 AM (gzG43)

282 DOH!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 22, 2019 09:07 AM (Pzzpr)

283 We really got to step up our game if we want to beat OU

Posted by: OU SUCKS at September 22, 2019 09:00 AM (JFO2v)

I rate this statement as true.

We've got the tools to do the job. But, as a team they're still not there yet.

Though the OU game is just a whole 'nother thing...always. Usually, hard to pick who will win before the kick-off

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2019 09:08 AM (pqyXj)

284 Something is wrong with the Matrix. Ukraine is a lot more damaging to the left than just Biden's corruption, it threatens to really blow up the Russia collusion narrative. So why would a deep stater intentionally make Ukraine the focus of attention?

Further, the IC has no control over the president. They have no right to file a whistleblower complaint against the president. And a tweet from Adam Schiff dated August 28th demonstrates that he knew this was coming weeks ago, sort of a replay of the Russia collusion rollout."

Absent other evidence, I think the obvious explanation must be the one we go with - these are intensely stupid, shortsighted people who live totally inside their own ideological bubbles and they have no clue how the things they do will play out once they step outside that bubble.

Exhibit A - Adam Schiff, at the middle of all this. Adam Schiff is an *intensely* stupid person, one so stupid that he thinks it's fine to tell boldfaced, idiotic lies in public repeatedly, and that no one will ever notice that he's lying, and that it won't hurt his credibility in the future. Schiff, Nadler, the Squad, on and on - the ones that we know of are ALL intensely Stupid people, unable to understand the consequences of their own actions.

I think it's reasonable to assume that their disciples and followers squirreled away in the Bureaucracy are cut from the same cloth. We tend to build our enemies up in our own heads, to make them bigger, stronger, and scarier than they are. But in this case, I don't think that is warranted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 09:17 AM (V2Yro)

285 Krakatoa -
That's a great post. ^_^ Thank for the morning chuckle.
mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at September 22, 2019 09:59 AM (g4/WY)

286 Another couple of classics that the Morons should read before the SJWs erradicate them is Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn an Tom Sawyer. You can get a compendium of all of his works on the Kindle from Amazon for 0.99.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 10:15 AM (mpXpK)

287 Shit, wrong thread.

Posted by: Vic at September 22, 2019 10:15 AM (mpXpK)

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