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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (9/22/19)
Quote I
“Further, illegal and inadmissible aliens are increasing housing demand and draining resources. Instead of protecting the most vulnerable Americans from the economic impacts of illegal immigration, California has doubled down on sanctuary State and city policies and provided benefits to illegal and inadmissible aliens.” Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson, M.D.
Quote II
“Each and every voice is necessary to bring change. My name is Alyssa Wiseman, and I am here as a concerned citizen. As a child, I should not have to worry about my future. But my future is in jeopardy. All of our futures are in jeopardy. Your children’s futures are in jeopardy. We have only 11 years to rectify decades of damage that we have inflicted on our planet. And only 18 months until some damages are irreversible. We no longer have the luxury of time. We do not have the luxury of gradual change. We are in the midst of a global emergency. And we must act fast if we want to survive.” Alyssa Wiseman
Quote III
"We had never heard about this, had never heard about marijuana causing any vomiting. He and I were like, 'Yeah, I think it’s something else. Brian did not believe that was what it was because of everything we had ever been told about marijuana. … It didn’t make any sense.” Regina Denny
Another corporation has gone woke, Trader Joe's.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) had a victory of sorts this week. The animal rights group praised Trader Joe’s after the company decided to redesign some of its product packaging. One major change will be the removal of circus elephants. PETA told Fox News in a statement that they had previously reached out to Trader Joe’s about their use of circus elephants on the packaging for products like peanuts, toilet paper, and peanut butter. PETA took issue with the images because of the historical “standard practice to beat, shock, chain, and whip elephants” and other animals used in circus performances.”
The world's most surveilled cities.
Former VP Joe Biden, critical thinker extraordinaire. 'Biden Says If Male Identifies As Woman He Should Be Housed With Female Inmates In Prison'
With allies like these, who needs enemies?H/T Bitter Clinger
Bomb-sniffing dogs the U.S. government sent the Kingdom of Jordan were treated so poorly that they “lost the will to work” and died, according to an inspector general report.
Before my knee was replaced I officiated three high school sports. Often my weekends were dealing with parents attempting to live vicariously through their children. I still miss reffing quite a bit. The parents are not one of those.
Youth sports officials and referees are quitting their jobs at record rates because of parents’ poor behavior during games, reports said. The National Federation of State High School Associations said 80 percent of officials quit before they reached the third-year mark on the job.
The Vikings, better fighting through agronomy.
The legendary Viking warriors known as berserkers were renowned for their ferocity in battle, purportedly fighting in a trancelike state of blind rage (berserkergang), howling like wild animals, biting their shields, and often unable to distinguish between friend and foe in the heat of battle. But historians know very little about the berserkers apart from scattered Old Norse myths and epic sagas. One intriguing hypothesis as to the source of their behavior is that the berserkers ingested a specific kind of mushroom with psychoactive properties. Now an ethnobotanist is challenging that hypothesis, suggesting in a recent paper in The Journal of Ethnopharmacology that henbane is a more likely candidate
Is America as racist and worth destroying as some would say? Thoughts and observations by Ammo Grrrll.
Then last Saturday night, we drove 50 miles to a play in Peoria, AZ. Suburban Arizona – the EPICENTER of intolerance, if you believe our betters. We were very early and stopped into a dark little bar for a drink. Two large Mexican bartenders were tending to three lesbian couples, a heterosexual couple, two elderly black men (not together), and a couple of Jewish geezers of late, late middle age. Most of the others seemed to be regulars. Nothing but friendliness, laughter, generous pours, and a very loud jukebox that careened wildly between country and rap. Mr. AG put in the earplugs he carries all the time and nursed his double-Jack. So how is our rainbow Family of Man doing? Pretty damn well, all slanderous accounts to the contrary. Absent the race hustlers and people for whom stirring the perpetual grievance pot is a lucrative career, most of us get along just fine. And that’s the truth.
Buh-bye Spartacus.
Sen. Cory Booker needs $1.7 million by Sept. 30. If he doesn't get it, he's likely going to be out of the 2020 presidential campaign, according to a staff memo obtained by NBC News' Alex Seitz-Wald. "Without a fundraising surge to close out this quarter, we do not see a legitimate long-term path forward," campaign manager Addisu Demissie wrote in the memo. "The next 10 days will determine whether Cory Booker can stay in this race."
Born on this day: September 22, 1958 - Joan Jett
Joan Jett, American rock guitarist, singer, songwriter, producer. Founding member of The Runaways and with Joan Jett & the Blackhearts scored the 1982 US No.1 & UK No.4 single 'I Love Rock 'n' Roll'. She is also known as the Godmother of Punk. via thisdayinmusic.com
LAKELAND, Fla. - Thieves left a trail leading to a stolen barbeque grill trailer and the arrest of five people, including a man with three active warrants, Jimbob Bearden, according to a Polk County Sheriff’s Office Facebook post.
A barbeque grill trailer was marked for sale on Sleepy Hill Road in Lakeland, where the owner had chained it and flattened a tire as a precautionary measure against thieves.
Bikers have a long memory. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
One year ago, Daryn Sturch, a nurse, and her daughter came upon an accident involving several motorcyclists of the Milwaukee Iron. "I stayed with them and did the best I could to triage them and keep them awake and calm," Sturch said, adding that all five bikers involved in the crash had sustained "severe" injuries. After the accident, Sturch began receiving an outpouring of thank you messages from the bikers associated with Milwaukee Iron. So, when Sturch announced on Facebook that her daughter was setting up a lemonade stand, one of the bikers saw the post.
1 [661 comments] 'Anon a mouse' [92.79 posts/day]
2 [443 comments] 'Miklos, vaguely recalling'
3 [428 comments] 'Insomniac'
4 [358 comments] 'Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview'
5 [349 comments] 'flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner'
6 [347 comments] 'rickb223'
7 [334 comments] 'Tom Servo'
8 [317 comments] 'Yudhishthira's Dice'
9 [310 comments] 'Lizzy'
10 [304 comments] 'boulder t'hobo' Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [433 names] 'Miklos, vaguely recalling' [60.78 unique names/day]
2 [94 names] 'My Pimp Shot My Dealer'
3 [43 names] 'joncelli, because somebody had to'
4 [41 names] 'Wine Moms'
5 [30 names] 'freaked'
6 [27 names] 'Hands'
7 [26 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
8 [24 names] 'Master Beto'
9 [23 names] 'Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview'
10 [23 names] 'Meade Lux Lewis'
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 09:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: windbag at September 22, 2019 09:32 PM (INE0M)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at September 22, 2019 09:34 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 09:34 PM (7WaWV)
I should probably, like, discover girls or something.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 09:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Y4EXg)
I bet she's great at washing balls.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 09:36 PM (NWiLs)
At what point in the prosecution process do you make this election? Becuz I sure wouldn't want to miss the deadline.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:36 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:37 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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Um, not to burst your bubble or anything but girls were discovered back in the Garden of Eden times.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 09:37 PM (Y4EXg)
Over population is killing us!
The road have too many cars!
The rent is too damn high and I can't find decent housing!
Where will we put the trash? Where we will get our resources from?
Also Liberals:
Let's bring more people here!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 09:37 PM (WdocV)
Nixon plays golf...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:37 PM (6qErC)
Even Richard Nixon has got soul
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 09:38 PM (aA3+G)
If he doesn't get it, he's likely going to be out of the 2020 presidential campaign, according to a staff memo obtained by NBC News' Alex Seitz-Wald.
And G-d will call him home!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 09:38 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:38 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:38 PM (ZYB2s)
It also make you high.
The fact that this eludes some people is a mystery.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 22, 2019 09:38 PM (Wz/kV)
***
Hey moron-ettes. If Biden wins I'm bunking with you in the happy fun camps.
Don't worry, my leg hair should look really good in a miniskirt! And if you teach me the right way to sit my dangles shouldn't dangle out.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 09:39 PM (WdocV)
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Up in the female prison, there are seventy five women
`Tis among them I wish I did dwell
Posted by: The Auld Triangle at September 22, 2019 09:39 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:39 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 09:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:40 PM (QSzhg)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:41 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Tony the Tiger at September 22, 2019 09:41 PM (ZYB2s)
Not putting any pressure on them, but they better step up their game if they want to save the planet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:41 PM (QSzhg)
Well, if you marry one of them, after a while you will be in the top three. I wonder why that is?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 22, 2019 09:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:42 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 09:43 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: The Auld Triangle at September 22, 2019 09:43 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Dr. Paul Ehrlich, The World's Wrongest Scientist at September 22, 2019 09:43 PM (ZYB2s)
The superdelegates are going to rally behind Lieawatha so that's what we've got to plan our campaign around.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 09:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 09:43 PM (aA3+G)
Not putting any pressure on them, but they better step up their game if they want to save the planet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:41 PM (QSzhg)
It's probably already too late. Time to take up smoking and drinking again.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:43 PM (u6t70)
Flattery will get you anything your heart desires.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:44 PM (u6t70)
He doesn't look very busy so I'm sure he can schedule it in right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 09:45 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:43 PM (u6t70)
Yep. If I'm going out because of climate change, I'm going out with an orgy of debauchery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:45 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:43 PM (u6t70)
Yep. If I'm going out because of climate change, I'm going out with an orgy of debauchery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:45 PM (ZYB2s)
Damn right.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 09:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tony the Tiger
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I think they got the Frito Bandito first. Or, maybe it was the Taco Bell Chihuahua...can't recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 09:46 PM (CDGwz)
Time to party!!!
Oh, maybe not. Because they are full of shit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 22, 2019 09:46 PM (u82oZ)
I mean I thought it was Hillary but listening to Fauxcahontas....
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 09:46 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 22, 2019 09:46 PM (QD9b6)
Houston is in Texas, and those 300.000 might come in handy next year.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 09:46 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 22, 2019 09:47 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:45 PM (ZYB2s)
I'm going shopping since I won't have to worry about paying off the credit card. I'll get a Lexus.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:47 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (6qErC)
Thank you for another entertaining and educational ONT. Nice flag picture.
Everyone have a great night. May your dreams become reality.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (u82oZ)
It must be that new genetically altered pot.
Back at school there was enough smoke to give
the pentagon the munchies. Odd.
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (zNIcM)
Its not like meth or cocaine where it will kill you.
But it will turn you into a lethargic waste of space...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Vanya at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (l2ymI)
Posted by: Don Q at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (NgKpN)
*looks around*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (6qErC)
Congratulations! How do you do it?
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:49 PM (u6t70)
45s
If the President asked or pressured Ukraine's president to investigate his political rival, either directly or through his personal attorney, it would be troubling in the extreme.
Critical for the facts to come out.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 09:49 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 22, 2019 09:49 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:49 PM (QSzhg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:45 PM (ZYB2s)
I'm going shopping since I won't have to worry about paying off the credit card. I'll get a Lexus.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:47 PM (u6t70)
I'm thinking about just walking up to everyone who tells me the world is over in 12 years, and handing them a Legal document saying I get all their stuff, in 12 years.
We'll see how many sign it.
Posted by: Don Q at September 22, 2019 09:50 PM (NgKpN)
Crazy like a fox. Doused in curry.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 22, 2019 09:50 PM (XrCyE)
Wonder where that flag field is. And how it was done.
I'm unclear what the barbeque grill trailer trail was, exactly. Tire rim gouges in the road? Long line of ash? Reeses Pieces?
Posted by: mindful webworker - barely an inconvenience at September 22, 2019 09:50 PM (rTqAd)
Everyone have a great night. May your dreams become reality.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (u82oZ)
Hopes for the future, or the things in my head at night? Because the second category, I don't want.
Posted by: Vanya at September 22, 2019 09:50 PM (l2ymI)
You're too late. The newz informs that the Prime Minister is racist against muslims.
*seriously. News person was that stupid *
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:50 PM (6qErC)
Anon really needs to get to posting to reach Sven's or my own prolific posting levels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:51 PM (QSzhg)
Hurts my back just thinking about it.
Posted by: Don Q
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Heh. My first thought was 'Maidenform'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 09:51 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:51 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:52 PM (QSzhg)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:47 PM (u6t70)
Just remember, when you're being sued for the unpaid balance on the loan, your defense is, "Am I really to blame for trusting Obama and a retarded Scandi teenager?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:52 PM (ZYB2s)
45s
If the President asked or pressured Ukraine's president to investigate his political rival, either directly or through his personal attorney, it would be troubling in the extreme.
Critical for the facts to come out.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 09:49 PM (o1fzk)
Mittster can go and FOAD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 09:52 PM (aA3+G)
That's plum crazy.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:51 PM (6qErC)
You guys are the apples of my eye
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 09:52 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:52 PM (ZYB2s)
Well, maybe this isn't such a good plan after all.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:53 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 22, 2019 09:53 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jmel at September 22, 2019 09:53 PM (OeWgo)
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So....wait a minute Hillary Clinton and a villains row of Obama era National Security people collaborated with British intelligence.
And...crickets from Mittens?
Also, Biden *admitted* to pressuring the Ukrainian President to NOT investigate his kid....and crickets again Mittens?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 09:53 PM (WdocV)
That's plum crazy.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:51 PM (6qErC)
You guys are the apples of my eye
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Orange you guys being silly?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 09:53 PM (Y4EXg)
Dedication, hard work, and luck.
Along with way too much free time.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:53 PM (6qErC)
"But the Earth is in peril uhhh 10 no wait 20 years no only 14 months from now!!!!!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:54 PM (QSzhg)
Critical for the facts to come out.
Come on, that is so over the top, that must be a spoof.
I do wonder what Mitt had to say about Biden threatening aid to certain African countries if they didn't decriminalize sodomy.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 22, 2019 09:54 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:55 PM (6qErC)
An Indian, racist against Semites. Yeah, go with that. Who's browner, someone from the Subcontinent or a Saudi prince.
"Racist" just means "the American interest" anymore.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 09:55 PM (ykYG2)
That's plum crazy.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:51 PM (6qErC)
You guys are the apples of my eye
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Orange you guys being silly?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 09:53 PM (Y4EXg)
Nuts
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 09:55 PM (u6t70)
we have missile superiority and we know where the chinese coal plants are. if we were to lob 1,000 cruise missiles into those plants now, we'd catch them with their pants down. i'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. but i see 10-20 million casualties, tops. and what's that next to saving 1-2 billion people?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 22, 2019 09:55 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: wing at September 22, 2019 09:55 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 22, 2019 09:55 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:56 PM (ZYB2s)
But here he is, ready to buy into Democrat spin.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 09:56 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:56 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 09:56 PM (ykYG2)
Duck n Cover anyone?
The 'smhart' elites have been threatening us with the Doomsday clock and Nuclear Winter for generations - in addition to Global Cooling.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 22, 2019 09:56 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 09:57 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 22, 2019 09:57 PM (qAR6u)
He's now surpassed McCain.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 09:58 PM (o1fzk)
Woah. So nukes could lead to an ice age?
/ Greta Thunderbunny
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:58 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:59 PM (QSzhg)
I do try not to say "I warned you in 2012" every time he opens his yap, but he does make it hard.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 09:59 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 10:00 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: chimichango at September 22, 2019 10:00 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 10:00 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 22, 2019 10:00 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 09:59 PM (QSzhg)
Red Adair was a great American hero.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:00 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Emmie at September 22, 2019 10:00 PM (i/wJA)
we have missile superiority and we know where the chinese coal
plants are. if we were to lob 1,000 cruise missiles into those plants
now, we'd catch them with their pants down. i'm not saying we wouldn't
get our hair mussed. but i see 10-20 million casualties, tops. and
what's that next to saving 1-2 billion people?
***
Or just a full nuclear first strike right? Take out 1/10 of the world's population and a significant portion of the world's heavy industry while throwing enough dust into the air to make "global warming" a joke for several years.
I mean if we only have 12 years to save the world right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:00 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 10:01 PM (HCqAo)
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Posted by: kbdabear at September 22, 2019 10:01 PM (qAR6u)
`Tis among them I wish I did dwell
Posted by: The Auld Triangle at September 22, 2019 09:39 PM
And the Auld Triangle
goes "jingle jangle"
All along the banks
Of the Royal Canal
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2019 10:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 10:02 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2019 10:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2019 10:03 PM (aKsyK)
It must be that new genetically altered pot.
Back at school there was enough smoke to give
the pentagon the munchies. Odd.
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 09:48 PM (zNIcM)
The cloud from my school could have been seen from space. Nobody ever vomited.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2019 10:03 PM (9Om/r)
Just gotta share this. I LOVE this pic! Thank God for free-thinking people.
(I also love his shoes.)
https://tinyurl.com/y2mv2wqz
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
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Posted by: kbdabear at September 22, 2019 10:03 PM (qAR6u)
Romney is a phony, goody-too-shoes "family" man, devoted husband, holier than thou Mormon--which makes him worse.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 10:04 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2019 10:04 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 22, 2019 10:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:05 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Emmie at September 22, 2019 10:05 PM (i/wJA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 10:05 PM (6qErC)
No matter the outward countenance or presentation they are 7th century barbarians.
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 10:05 PM (zNIcM)
I didn't even know she ever played for the Dodgers!!...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 22, 2019 10:06 PM (KP5rU)
Woah. So nukes could lead to an ice age?
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Flashback, 1991:
Cornell University astronomer Carl Sagan says Saddam Hussein's orders to torch Kuwaiti oil wells, if carried far enough, could unleash smoke clouds that would disrupt agriculture across South Asia and darken skies around the world.
"You need a very small lowering of the average temperatures of the Northern Hemisphere to have serious consequences for agriculture," Sagan said.
Scientists in Maryland and Colorado say such a disaster would require fires at hundreds of wells burning for months, but they agreed the potential exists in Kuwait for a "very catastrophic" environmental event.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 10:06 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 10:06 PM (6qErC)
A major nuclear war would throw a bunch of dust into the air - like say Karakatoa did - cooling the hemisphere it happens in for maybe a year or two.
But Sagan and co intentionally claimed it would be more serious and cause something like an ice age.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:06 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2019 10:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ALH
The real Red Adair was quite a character, and quite wealthy and successful.
My late uncle used to make machined parts for his team they used to cap well heads (after putting out oil fires). He (uncle) used to fly down to Houston and land at Red's HQ, which was right on the airport taxiway. Red had his own 727 (or was it a 737 - I forgot) (?) parked right at his HQ, ready to go at a moments notice.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 22, 2019 10:07 PM (hVpH7)
Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan at September 22, 2019 10:08 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 10:08 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:08 PM (7rVsF)
"But the Earth is in peril uhhh 10 no wait 20 years no only 14 months from now!!!!!"
Posted by: Anna Puma
Everything old is new again. Worshiping the Earth is ancient theology and this is it's Apocalypse minus the redemptive Power of God.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:05 PM (7rVsF)
I'm certain that I'm the only one who read "Quote III" as "Quake III".
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (DTX3h)
Mittens Romneycare is basically what a competent technocrat looks like, and honestly he SHOULD be the Dem standard bearer in 2020.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK)
I need the pension
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Six degrees of separation.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 10:05 PM (6qErC)
Yes, but we'll all be dripping in sweat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (ZYB2s)
Forget all the context that makes any Trump request to Ukraine to share or pursue info about wrongdoing by American officials. Even shorn of context, it is a perfectly reasonable request. Not inappropriate in the slightest.
Americans committing crimes and/or committing massive improprieties under color of authority overseas do *not* acquire special immunity by being political rivals of anyone. Just as those taking up arms do not get special immunity in the context of ongoing war - they get smoked if possible.
And Biden's Ukraine misdeeds, shorn of context, are breath-taking, I recommend you try it some time.
[just trying to keep it ONT-appropriate]
Posted by: rhomboid at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (QDnY+)
Threads, which was produced by the BBC, didn't seem to go into the nuclear winter stuff too much. In fact it postulated that there would be *some* survivors, and that at least on a small scale, various towns/civilizations would kinda/sorta be up and running again about 10 years post-war...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)
But no, they give him airing with a straight face.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 09:45 PM
Call us. It'll be tons of fun!
Posted by: Glitter and Trigglypuff at September 22, 2019 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
Jordan is as good as it gets in an Arab autocracy. So, yes, they are the modern ones.
With corruption on a scale that would make a Chicago Dem blush.
Someone probably stole the money to pay for care of the dogs....
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:11 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2019 10:11 PM (3SIip)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (u6t70)
Romney seems phony to us; but he is sincere in his way. We have here discussed the role of Islamic apocalyptic, in ISIS. I see no reason we cannot do that for LDS.
Brigham Young in 1855 delivered that is known as the White Horse Prophecy. "when the Constitution of the United States hangs, as it were, upon a single thread, they will have to call for the 'Mormon' Elders to save it from utter destruction; and they will step forth and do it".
I suggest that the Senate is where G-d has called Romney to play kingmaker. Or so Romney believes.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (ykYG2)
And don't forget GAMMA WORLD!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma_World
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 10:01 PM (HCqAo)
She played golf at Michigan State.
Posted by: clutch at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (Z3oWA)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM
I thought the dental plan was the primary CoB motivator?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 22, 2019 10:09 PM (DTX3h)
There were quotes?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (3SIip)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:13 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Summer of Love at September 22, 2019 10:13 PM (FJrl0)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 22, 2019 10:13 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm well. We've had some cooler temps the past few days. IT's a welcome relief from 100 degrees.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:14 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
And don't forget GAMMA WORLD!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma_World
Posted by: 18-1
(puts on nerd glasses)
I played Gamma World when I was a kid. I liked it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 10:15 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:15 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2019 10:15 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2019 10:15 PM (3SIip)
Posted by: mindful webworker - roamin' new mural at September 22, 2019 10:16 PM (rTqAd)
I like Trumps outreach to Indian Americans. That was a huge rally with them and PM Modi in Houston
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (3SIip)
They're all White Supremacists!
Expect more MSM stories about Suttee and the caste system.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:17 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 22, 2019 10:07 PM (hVpH7)
And the company cars were fire engine red Lincoln Continentals.
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 10:17 PM (zNIcM)
Progressive school districts are telling their students that they, personally, will die from climate change Unless Something Is Done.
Furthermore, these school districts are normalizing mental illness - the students are being told that if they are depressive and hysterical over climate change, that something is wrong with them.
We do not have the luxury of gradual change.
In other words, democratic political processes won't work fast enough. They are preparing the field for a Democratic President to rule by decree.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 22, 2019 10:18 PM (438dO)
Posted by: clutch at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (Z3oWA)
Small world, so did I.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)
I'm well. We've had some cooler temps the past few days. IT's a welcome relief from 100 degrees.
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:14 PM (u6t70)
I'm fine, thanks. But it's allergy season, and although I no longer get allergy symptoms, I get extreme fatigue. It will be better when it gets colder.
Have you found you can no longer mention unseasonably warm weather to someone without being admonished about "global warming?"
What part of the country are you in?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2019 10:18 PM (3SIip)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:19 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
I'm a Georgia Peach. Where do you live?
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:19 PM (u6t70)
Posted by: JoeF.
When she started out on Golf Channel, she was impossibly gorgeous. Then she discovered plastic surgery and now she just looks plastic. She didn't need plastic surgery. She was a natural beauty.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 10:19 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: IC
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NAAN!! Gitcher naam here!!
Dosas!! Four for a dollar!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 10:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Biden isn't going to be the nominee anyway but now, it seems, he can serve as the sacred martyr for the real nominee.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 10:20 PM (zNIcM)
3 public schools in San Francisco took kids as young as 5 to march in a "Close The Camps" leftist protest. Kids had been taught @realDonaldTrump is a racist that hates immigrants, prepared protest signs at school & had scripts of anti-Trump chants!
https://twitter.com/FogCityMidge
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2019 10:21 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Victoria at September 22, 2019 10:22 PM (DdHmn)
One encouraging thing about Portland's "Climate Strike" was that the crowds of students protesting were overwhelmingly white. You didn't see many black students or Asian students.
Fortunately, they had better things to do.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2019 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
I'm a Georgia Peach. Where do you live?
Posted by: ALH at September 22, 2019 10:19 PM (u6t70)
I live in central Ohio, not in mid coast Maine where I belong...
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
In Rifts there is a similar nuclear apocalypse destroying a society more advanced then where we are now...but the catastrophe actually unleashes things worse then radiation and disease - magic, demons, etc....
IIRC Mexico ended up being ruled by Vampire Lords and the remnants of the US, now a authoritarian Empire, is rules from Chicago.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:22 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 22, 2019 10:23 PM (VXS7N)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Well, you can become ill from it but that's rare.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
i think as long as it hasn't been sitting out on the table more than 3 or 4 days, you should be fine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 10:24 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:20 PM
All is proceeding as I have foreseen.
* cough *
Posted by: Hillary! 2020 at September 22, 2019 10:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ALH
The real Red Adair was quite a character, and quite wealthy and successful.
My late uncle used to make machined parts for his team they used to cap well heads (after putting out oil fires). He (uncle) used to fly down to Houston and land at Red's HQ, which was right on the airport taxiway. Red had his own 727 (or was it a 737 - I forgot) (?) parked right at his HQ, ready to go at a moments notice.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 22, 2019 10:07 PM (hVpH7)
I had the very great pleasure of meeting Mr. Adair in Kuwait, at the oilfields. he called me little lady, bought me dinner at the firefighter's chow hall, and gave me a Red Adair belt buckle, as 'a little sumpin' to remember him by." He and the teams turned that mess into usable oil fields in 9 months, about five years sooner than all the reporters were screaming it was going to take to put out all the fires.
Posted by: Moki at September 22, 2019 10:25 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2019 10:25 PM (/+b+k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Yes--you can eat raw meat, but WHY???
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
I could take her to my favorite place for some good old drugs and rap....wrapping about the climate.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 22, 2019 10:26 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Don't ask me what this button does. These aren't healthy thoughts.
But I would. The world would be a billion or so "units of measurement" more peaceful, with the push of a button.
God forgive me. And God help us.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 22, 2019 10:27 PM (owkQl)
Hope everyone is doing well and living right since we only have 14 months before the world ends.
I finished watching "Justified". Loved it, loved the writing and characters.
I just finished watching "Breaking Bad".
I am still processing the entire show. My god. What a ride. Holy. Crap.
Thinking of grabbing "The Bridge" and watching those 2 seasons. I never got a chance to see it all.
Then maybe "Better Call Saul". Maybe. God. "Breaking Bad" was just amazing.
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 10:28 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
If Epstein were still alive they would be to young to date him. HOWEVER, they can tell us how to rule the world.
This is a great cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 10:28 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 10:28 PM (kQs4Y)
https://tinyurl.com/y2t3cj4w
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 22, 2019 10:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 10:28 PM (kQs4Y)
*flops on bed, head propped on hands, rapt attention*
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 10:30 PM (t+qrx)
I believe that I've hit upon the solution.......
O Wednesday, and on Thursday, be sure to eat whatever foods make you fart.
Also, wear white pants or skirt or dress, and sit on an unwrapped chocolate bar(mebbe something with peanuts) during dinner and get up and turn around during dinner.
And be sure not to think of any of this during dinner.
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 10:30 PM (arJlL)
The only reason why Warren was elected to the Senate in 2012 was that Obama was at the top of the ticket.
She ran seven points behind Obama in Massachusetts - more than 10% of the people who voted for Obama chose not to vote for Warren.
She is very reminiscent of Hillary in her lack of likability.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2019 10:30 PM (I2/tG)
especially since this is what many of their teachers are imparting, instead of facts and skills.
Posted by: barbarausa at September 22, 2019 10:30 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 10:30 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Moki at September 22, 2019 10:31 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 10:31 PM (kQs4Y)
God forgive me. And God help us.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 22, 2019 10:27 PM (owkQl)
I pray to the Lord that He will put a hedge of protection around all those who seek truth, freedom and justice.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
(tumbleweed gently crosses the barren wasteland of pop culture)
I'm sure it will be Ratings Gold going up against Sunday Night Football.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 10:32 PM (HCqAo)
Aah, Justin Trudeau, 30 years younger than Demented Joe and already as stupid.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 22, 2019 10:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
They said of Emperor Karl I of Austria that he was a 30 year old who looked like a 20 year old and talked like a 10 year old.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:32 PM (oalA1)
You are the coolest of cool chicks!
Uh, I mean after Bluebell!
*glances nervously over shoulder*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 10:32 PM (kQs4Y)
It's also laughable to see their hypocrisy as well. I laugh at liberals and buy more ammo.
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 10:33 PM (Gylu/)
Warren did better, percentage-wise, getting reelected in 2018, but actually got fewer votes than in 2012.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2019 10:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:33 PM (oalA1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 10:33 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Surfperch, realizing he may need to wash his socks at September 22, 2019 10:34 PM (tVQUs)
I believe that I've hit upon the solution.......
O Wednesday, and on Thursday, be sure to eat whatever foods make you fart.
Also, wear white pants or skirt or dress, and sit on an unwrapped chocolate bar(mebbe something with peanuts) during dinner and get up and turn around during dinner.
And be sure not to think of any of this during dinner.
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 10:30 PM (arJlL)
Hmmmm. It might be best if I choose more conventional attire and behavior. And being gluten -free, you really don't, um, well you know.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta
Whoa.
Hiya Eris !
Hiya Bluebell !
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 10:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:35 PM (ykYG2)
For some odd reason it is against the law in the US to break laws against bribery, kick backs, and corruption in other countries.
Why hasn't Trump asked the FBI to investigate? Or maybe he has.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:35 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: The Climate SS! at September 22, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The Old Ragged Miklos at September 22, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 10:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 22, 2019 10:37 PM (h1jJh)
Even given all the laws broken by numerous players, etc. etc. nothing has happened to any of them. It doesn't give me much hope.
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 10:37 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 22, 2019 10:37 PM (tVQUs)
It's Sunday night! Set your countdown clocks, morons and moronettes. It's just #TwoWeeks until justice. Tick-tock!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2019 10:38 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:38 PM (WdocV)
have only 11 years to rectify decades of damage that we have inflicted
on our planet. And only 18 months until some damages are irreversible.
We no longer have the luxury of time. We do not have the luxury of
gradual change. We are in the midst of a global emergency. And we must
act fast if we want to survive
****
So the "Live Earth" concert didn't save us?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 22, 2019 10:39 PM (h1jJh)
***
The last time the FBI took down a major political figure for corruption was Cold Cash Jefferson right? And that is rather a stretch for "major".
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:39 PM (WdocV)
JT!!! smooches to you!!!
Posted by: Moki at September 22, 2019 10:39 PM (mFoNl)
Based on what I saw when I was there on convention 2015, I believe it.
Atlanta's corporate masters are hardcore about keeping the downtown safe for corporate clients. It was like an armed camp. Armed cops EVERYWHERE.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)
It's Sunday night! Set your countdown clocks, morons and moronettes. It's just #TwoWeeks until justice. Tick-tock!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2019 10:38 PM (13CQC)
And I'm waiting with bated breath!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Small detail, he's still using our oxygen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
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you misspelled "wasting", as in "wasting oxygen"
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 22, 2019 10:41 PM (VXS7N)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:38 PM (WdocV)
Her answer will be that she's not German, she's
Posted by: Surfperch at September 22, 2019 10:41 PM (tVQUs)
She's Swedish. You know - that highly moral people who sold the Third Reich critically needed iron ore, sold weapons to both sides, and allowed the Germans to use Swedish railroads to invade Norway.
The Swedes have then spent the post-war era explaining how morally superior they are.
Posted by: The Climate SS! at September 22, 2019 10:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 09:53 PM (Y4EXg)
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Lemon alone... they're having pun!
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 22, 2019 10:43 PM (VXS7N)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2019 10:43 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mikloserker at September 22, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Miklos puts something unique in his nic every time he posts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)
God, there is so many of them in Congress that need to be investigated IMHO. You know there are tons of dirty filthy no good people on both sides.
Has Al Sharpton paid his taxes? My dad and I wondered that the other day when he spouted about his good friend "Cookie".
Did Charlie Rangel pay his taxes?
Like I always have said, it's good to be a Democrat. Unreal.
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 10:45 PM (Gylu/)
Klimate Kidz propose a worldwide Morgenthau Plan.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgenthau_Plan
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:45 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)
That Miklos touch that means so much.™
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)
Thunberg says she first heard about climate change in 2011, when she was
8 years old, and could not understand why so little was being done
about it
So wait...it has been 8 years since someone told her the world was about to end....and she still believes them?
I know she's just a kid with mental issues but....come on.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:46 PM (WdocV)
And I'm waiting with bated breath!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Floss and brush regularly and use a zinc-based mouthwash.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:47 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Miklos, genial host with the most at September 22, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:47 PM (WdocV)
And I'm waiting with bated breath!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Floss and brush regularly and use a zinc-based mouthwash.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:47 PM (7
Oh. Okay.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Greta is a child of the corn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 10:47 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 22, 2019 10:48 PM (Xq/9b)
Please!
The Klimat Jugend supports deindustrializing society and collapsing living standards - but only in white, developed countries.
China gets a pass.
Posted by: The Climate SS! at September 22, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 10:49 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: hogmartin
I'll have my copyright and trademark lawyer people contact your copyright and trademark lawyer people.
Posted by: Miklos™ at September 22, 2019 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Greta is a child of the corn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 10:47 PM (f1Vqw)
She's creepy-looking, poor thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 22, 2019 10:48 PM (Xq/9b)
There were a face-sized spider and a dead mouse waiting for us at the haunted cabin, which was thoughtful. Really set the mood.
A thoroughly enjoyable time with good people, from my PoV. Like all such events. Hope to see you at one sometime soon!
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 22, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 10:31 PM
Were rides in her black muscle-car while she burned donuts offered?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2019 10:51 PM (DMUuz)
The same people who demand rule by technocratic experts are demanding we follow this silly girl.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:52 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 10:52 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2019 10:52 PM (I2/tG)
They're going to beat their iPhones into plowshares?
Posted by: Miklos, who at least knows what a tedder is at September 22, 2019 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
A thoroughly enjoyable time with good people, from my PoV. Like all such events. Hope to see you at one sometime soon!
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx
The cabin was very nice. I enjoyed the thermal nonnuclear event.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 22, 2019 10:53 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2019 10:51 PM (DMUuz)
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Kind of. Less "in" than hanging onto the roof for dear life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmR4EDiHono
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 10:53 PM (kQs4Y)
I concur. I think they've been drugging their own kids to madness. What was the term Anna Puma used? something like Manchuria By Proxy Syndrome
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 10:53 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 22, 2019 10:54 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 10:54 PM (Y4EXg)
There is nothing like fresh salsa from fresh garden tomatoes..
I still have a sh*t load of tomatoes on the vine that are just resisting ripening.. but still, I have more than enough.. will start giving away to neighbors besides already giving bunches to my kids...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 22, 2019 10:55 PM (438dO)
O Wednesday, and on Thursday, be sure to eat whatever foods make you fart.
Also, wear white pants or skirt or dress, and sit on an unwrapped chocolate bar(mebbe something with peanuts) during dinner and get up and turn around during dinner.
And be sure not to think of any of this during dinner.
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 10:30 PM
Another fine example of the kind of practical and hard-hitting advice and counsel you just don't find anywhere else on the 'Net.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2019 10:56 PM (DMUuz)
*seriously. News person was that stupid *
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 22, 2019 09:50 PM (6qErC)
If he is not, he is a fool. It is perfectly sane and civilized to be prejudiced against muslims, because they sure as Hell are against us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 10:56 PM (jEgzt)
something like Manchuria By Proxy Syndrome
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
No, that was the Imperial Japanese Army in 1931.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 10:56 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 10:56 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 22, 2019 10:56 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 22, 2019 10:53 PM (/+bwe)
Glad you enjoyed it! It was nice to see you again. And clutch, and the sinmis. And to meet the SnailRacers.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
IMHO, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4
Fresh socks
And clean underwear
You never know
Posted by: Mama Miklos at September 22, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
First they came for the circus elephants, and I said nothing.
Posted by: Tony the Tiger
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I think they got the Frito Bandito first. Or, maybe it was the Taco Bell Chihuahua...can't recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 09:46 PM (CDGwz)
Sambo.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 22, 2019 11:01 PM (gVDpb)
Would love to make it there sometime. It's not so far a drive from Northern Illinois and I contemplated this year until I busted my ankle up Royal so maybe next year. Glad you all had fun it's always great to meet other Morons.24th 22nd2
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 22, 2019 11:01 PM (Xq/9b)
Posted by: hogmartin
This is how cults get started.
Posted by: Miklos Davidian at September 22, 2019 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tony the Tiger
They can pry the circus peanuts from my warm diabetic fingers.
Posted by: Miklos, who actually eats those at September 22, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: teej at September 22, 2019 11:04 PM (EVeeU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 11:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos Davidian at September 22, 2019 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Your lips to Gyaranagoth the Soul-Devourer's ears.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 11:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 11:04 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 11:04 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 11:04 PM (kQs4Y)
That escalated quickly.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 11:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Dr. T
Well, they have been German owned for years (Aldi).
I would call it Merkeleinschaft
Posted by: Miklos, Lidl is better anyway at September 22, 2019 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 10:56 PM (zNIcM)
Someone here recently posted a link to a collection of newspaper articles of climate and population apocalypse predictions, going back fifty years. The new ice age, worldwide starvation, acid rain, ozone holes, global warming, cities under water, etc.
Why should we believe the latest catastrophe du jour?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 11:06 PM (kQs4Y)
The movie I'm watching.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 11:06 PM (kQs4Y)
Uh huh.
I'm starting to wonder if this "bluebell" character might be a bad influence on you.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 11:07 PM (t+qrx)
Someone here recently posted a link to a collection of newspaper articles of climate and population apocalypse predictions, going back fifty years. The new ice age, worldwide starvation, acid rain, ozone holes, global warming, cities under water, etc.
Remarkably, the solution to each one is exactly the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 11:09 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 22, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 11:09 PM (zNIcM)
That's why they use sixteen-year-olds, who aren't aware of the predictions that the oceans would die in 1979, that a billion people would starve to death by the end of the 1980's, and on and on and on.
I have a novel called "The Sheep Look Up", positing the ecological collapse of the United States. It was written in 1972.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2019 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
With corruption on a scale that would make a Chicago Dem blush.
Someone probably stole the money to pay for care of the dogs....
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:11 PM
Trump should demand that Jordan pay for the dogs and extradite those responsible or cut off any aid they are getting.
And then we can watch the democrats go anti-dog.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 22, 2019 11:10 PM (zCabI)
Posted by: [Untitled] starring creepy kid Greta Thunberg at September 22, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Socialism, and complete governmental control of the economy.
Because the Soviet Union, the People's Republic of China, and East Germany were models of environmental conservation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2019 11:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 22, 2019 11:12 PM (2DOZq)
Remarkably, the solution to each one is exactly the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 11:09 PM (7rVsF)
Kurt Schlichter remarks that is is quite a coincidence that the "solution" to "climate change" is everything the left has ever dreamed of.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2019 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:46 PM (WdocV)
Her brain needs a percussive reboot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 11:13 PM (jEgzt)
About 60% of the population are Palis. But the Hashemites settled their hash in Black September.
Posted by: Miklos, pretty good at experting at September 22, 2019 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Surfperch, wondering what those 10 were at September 22, 2019 11:15 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 11:04 PM
"Rydw i'n mynd i chwalu cneuen y tu mewn i'r ast hon!"
Posted by: Morons Cymru at September 22, 2019 11:15 PM (DMUuz)
It's on and on with these types. I am 56. I remember in the 70's hearing this crap and my parents telling me it's not true and explaining to me why. And I was well read as a kid. I knew it couldn't be real because I never noticed anyone around me panicking and freaking out.
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 11:16 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Surfperch, wondering what those 10 were at September 22, 2019 11:15 PM (tVQUs)
Quandoque bonus dormitat Miklos.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 22, 2019 11:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
When I was a young grad school lad, there was a now forgotten book called "The Fate of the Earth"-how's that for subtlety?
According to that, we all died because Reagan/Nuclear Winter/'n stuff a long time ago.
Posted by: Miklos, clear skies here tonite at September 22, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2019 11:19 PM (5itaF)
Posted by: Frosty at September 22, 2019 11:19 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 11:09 PM
Leftists truly believe the chemistry joke that "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2019 11:19 PM (DMUuz)
A number of people have noted that modern environmentalism really took off after the collapse of European communism.
Explicitly endorsing socialism no longer worked, so the Left started claiming that you had to adopt all their policy positions for environmental reasons.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2019 11:19 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: turambar at September 22, 2019 11:20 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 22, 2019 11:21 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 11:21 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: MW at September 22, 2019 11:22 PM (hNTtn)
When nothing happens in 18 months or 18 years, these doom-mongers will congratulate themselves on their activism. Just like they brought down the Berlin Wall.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 11:22 PM (7rVsF)
"Rydw i'n mynd i chwalu cneuen y tu mewn i'r ast hon!"
Posted by: Morons Cymru
Quandoque bonus dormitat Miklos.
Posted by: hogmartin
Eleg, mar. Igyuk!
Posted by: Miklos, basz meg at September 22, 2019 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Let me show you how!
Posted by: Danny Thomas's Glass Table at September 22, 2019 11:24 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2019 11:24 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Face-sized spider at September 22, 2019 11:25 PM (5itaF)
The world is so full of wonderful things
I think we should all be as happy as
free citizens in a Constitutional republic.
-Louis Steven Robertson
Posted by: mindful webworker - not that it matters at September 22, 2019 11:26 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Prince of Cymru at September 22, 2019 11:28 PM (5itaF)
Posted by: MW at September 22, 2019 11:22 PM (hNTtn)
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I'll tolerate the woke since the ice cream is the shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 11:28 PM (ZYB2s)
free citizens in a Constitutional republic.
-Louis Steven Robertson
Posted by: mindful webworker''
*frowns*
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Posted by: Woke Aggrieved Feminist Miklos at September 22, 2019 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Rest assured that TOP.MEN (with sweet government pensions) conceived the idea of training dogs for animals to use!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 22, 2019 11:28 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 09:46 PM (CDGwz)
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nnnnnnnn
Posted by: Sweating Deep at September 22, 2019 11:29 PM (t5m5e)
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor
smothered by stupidity of children of the soy.
-Bob Chill
Posted by: mindful webworker - not that it matters at September 22, 2019 11:29 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And get the lead out.
Posted by: Miklos, stealing your catalytic converter for it's platinum at September 22, 2019 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prince of Cymru at September 22, 2019 11:28 PM (5itaF)
You can spray to them.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at September 22, 2019 11:30 PM (jEgzt)
A number of people have noted that modern environmentalism really took off after the collapse of European communism.
Explicitly endorsing socialism no longer worked, so the Left started claiming that you had to adopt all their policy positions for environmental reasons.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
But weren't those countries some of the dirtiest on the planet?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2019 11:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Miklos, at the junction-Petticoat Junction! at September 22, 2019 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
What a Cuck!
George Will: Conservatives Would Win If Trump Loses
https://t.co/k89pPKJWUF?amp=1
Would conservatives be better served by Trump losing in 2020 and having to find an actual policy agenda going forward?
Yes, yes, and yes. There's no question about that.
What would that look like?
You would get arguments outside the political class from people like Yuval Levin and hopefully me. Within the political class, people would start paying attention to those arguments. Postwar conservatism was a bookish movement - Richard Weaver's Ideas Have Consequences and Friedrich Hayek and Milton Friedman - that evolved into a network of intellectual think tanks like American Enterprise Institute, the Cato Institute, and the Heritage Foundation.
I think we'll have that again. There will be younger writers and younger politicians, and we'll have a genuine fight to see what comes next. There are signs of intelligent life in Congress, which knows it has delegated its job to presidents who will not always be progressives. But first, we have to clear the ground and remove this awful presence from our lives.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 22, 2019 11:33 PM (9BmSv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 11:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 22, 2019 11:34 PM (Xq/9b)
Posted by: Pecker Fredrick at September 22, 2019 11:34 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Oh yes.
I did the translation and printing for the European Environmental Centre's Big Book of environmental damage left by the commies.
Big, thick book.
Posted by: Miklos, on 80% recycled chlorine-free paper at September 22, 2019 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
If you're into alternate history, a kinda interesting site to check out is 1983: Doomsday. You may remember the story of Soviet Col. Stanislav Petrov, who, on Sept. 26, 1983, saw four incoming American missiles on his radar screen, and (correctly) reported them as a technical error rather than a real attack.
Now, consider what would have happened had Col. Petrov NOT been there that day, and someone else who lacked his instincts had assumed the attack to be genuine, alerted his superiors, and started the ball rolling on all out nuclear war?
That's the premise of 1983: Doomsday, which traces, in more or less real time, the reorganization of the world's societies and nations in the post-World War III era. Even now, more than 35 years later, what used to be the US, USSR, China, and Britain are still broken up into numerous smaller states, and technology and communications are just getting back to something perhaps resembling the pre-war "normal."
Posted by: Secret Square at September 22, 2019 11:35 PM (9WuX0)
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FYI: Over at The Bulwark, the pay isn't great but they do offer complimentary cabin upgrades. You get a balcony for the price of a porthole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 22, 2019 11:36 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Monty at September 22, 2019 11:37 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2019 11:37 PM (5itaF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 11:39 PM (QSzhg)
Posted by: Miklos, wondering why always to port at September 22, 2019 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cory T at September 22, 2019 11:40 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Ambiguously gay NASCAR driver at September 22, 2019 11:41 PM (UFLLM)
I think he should go the Oral Roberts route:
In 1987, television preacher Oral Roberts made a dramatic appeal. If his supporters did not send donations totaling $8 million dollars within three months, he warned that God would "call me home."
And mean it. Much hilarity would ensue.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 22, 2019 11:44 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 22, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 11:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: GnuBreed
"Swing Low, ol' T-Bone
Coming for to carry me home"
Posted by: Miklos, free advice every Sunday at September 22, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
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Take a drive up Hwy 99 in the towns south of Seattle, and you'll see massive - MASSIVE! - apartment blocks going up simultaneously.
I shudder to think of them filled all at once. It's going to be a multi-city crime wave.
They're all being slapped up in rapid succession... For. A. Plan.
Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2019 11:47 PM (pgReq)
My dearest Annebelle,
It is with a heavy grimness that I address you from the scorching Nevada desert. My prayers of finding aliens have gone unanswered, and the toll has been more than my heart can take. Some of my company have been arrested while poking the fence. Others have become lost and confused in the heat, though 'shrums may have been a factor. My companion Taylor has texted me saying he has found a way on to the property, but has been sent into retreat by "crowd-control microwave beams". I have heard they are very painful.
Yours in all things,
Ken Burns
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 11:47 PM (LxTcq)
And I arose, and said unto the sea,
Peace, be still.
And the oceans quit rising.
-O'bumbly
If my people will turn to me
I will heal their heartland
-Trump
One of these statements is rated not even partly true.
Posted by: mindful webworker - not that it matters at September 22, 2019 11:47 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2019 11:50 PM (Eicbe)
is2.4chan.org/tv/1569210071352.jpg
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 11:51 PM (ykYG2)
Getting woke plays right to their audience.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2019 11:52 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 11:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: raimondo at September 22, 2019 11:54 PM (OU6mV)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 11:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at September 22, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 22, 2019 11:59 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Quilp at September 23, 2019 12:00 AM (Bf3hj)
Theme song for the ecopalypsists
(with real 1980s wtf'y official video)
R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World
25,507,116 views since Mar 16, 2009
https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY
That's all I have to contribute.
May blessings of health and help rain upon every one of ye Hordelings.
Posted by: mindful webworker - not that it matters at September 23, 2019 12:00 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: TrollPost3000 at September 23, 2019 12:02 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Cory Booker at September 23, 2019 12:03 AM (MpOUf)
https://youtu.be/b5ykNZl9mTQ
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:04 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2019 12:05 AM (a4EWo)
https://youtu.be/b5ykNZl9mTQ
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:04 AM (5aX2M)
That's quite disgusting.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:06 AM (NWiLs)
https://youtu.be/b5ykNZl9mTQ
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
When rationality fails...fear.
Posted by: Miklos, seeing what we're up against at September 23, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Like they already didn't get
So, there'll be at least one Match Timer at the Texas Mo Meet.
And so, we will have timed and scored Mozambique Drills.
I have a Match Sequence designed, which puts the six-shooters and auto-shuckers on an equal footing for this. And, it'll move quite a few shooters through the match, with minimal time-drag or delay.
Winner will win Mo Meet Braggin' Rights, and a Weasel Write Up, I'm sure!
Shooter Ready!
*BEEEEEEP!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2019 12:07 AM (QzJWU)
In 18 months, irreversible damage to the climate will occur. Coincidentally, in 16 months there will be a presidential inauguration.
Get the drift, plebes?
Signed,
Beautiful And Innocent Schoolchildren Who Would Never Be Used To Cynically Advance Anyone's Agenda Ever Ever Ever Nope
Off to sleep.
Good night!
Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2019 12:08 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Miklos, seeing what they're up against at September 23, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eric at September 23, 2019 12:09 AM (3J9Io)
Posted by: raimondo
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I'm sure you'll be all right. Well, pretty sure.
Posted by: Prophet at September 23, 2019 12:09 AM (dg4/7)
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Does it have a lot of great actors in it? (Wink, wink!)
Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 12:09 AM (pgReq)
Didn't think it was that boring
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 23, 2019 12:09 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos
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And, quite paradoxically, no actual adults either.
Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 12:10 AM (pgReq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I would suggest more boobs, but chicks already have those.
Posted by: Miklosian anti-Marketing SA de CV at September 23, 2019 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eric
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I sense a certain irony here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 12:12 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:14 AM (4HMlb)
And don't forget GAMMA WORLD!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma_World
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)
Loved that RPG. Played every lunch in 4th - 5th grade. Vibro Blades swords ftw
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2019 12:14 AM (DjiZK)
And clean underwear
You never know
Posted by: Mama Miklos at September 22, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
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naw.... i'm not gonna go there.
but it IS tempting....
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2019 12:15 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 23, 2019 12:17 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:04 AM (5aX2M)
That's quite disgusting.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:06 AM (NWiLs)
Be a damned shame if all of Ace's readers went and reported that ad and git it removed, wouldn't it?
Click on the three dots next to Save , underneath the video
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 23, 2019 12:17 AM (Uth2q)
That is what I'd truly like to be
For if I were a Senator Scott Wiener
I could be in the jug with chicks with jugs oo-wee!
Posted by: Oscar "Miklos" Mayer at September 23, 2019 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: usntakim at September 23, 2019 12:18 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:19 AM (4HMlb)
And I've tossed historical things in the mix. We've played for over 30 years as a group and I have been playing since the late 70's. Good times had by all. And it's an excuse to drink soda and eat junk food for the weekend.
Posted by: turambar at September 23, 2019 12:19 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:20 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: usntakim
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Also: It's worse the younger you start.
I've got so many stupid friends who do pot now and say, "What's the big deal?"
Well, you started smoking it at 40, you fucking idiot. If you started at 11, life would be a whole lot different.
Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 12:21 AM (pgReq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:21 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 12:21 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Catman
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Do they have tassels that twirl when the strippers dance?
...Sorry! "Exotic dancers!"
Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 12:22 AM (pgReq)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:22 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 23, 2019 12:22 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Jean
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Pendragon: the art-rock band from England?!
Yeah, baby! 5-disc 40th anniversary! Hell, yeah!
Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 12:23 AM (pgReq)
Posted by: Miklosius at September 23, 2019 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:23 AM (4HMlb)
386 My son in law made pasties. Yum!
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:20 AM (4HMlb)
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What does he use for glue?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2019 12:23 AM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:20 AM (4HMlb)
Who modeled them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:24 AM (jEgzt)
It's ... not even a story. It follows the outlines of Tolkien's plot and it does okay storyboarding some scenes (the fat kiwi clearly plagiarised it heavily), but it doesn't set up the characters.
All it is, is a series of set-pieces and exposition.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 23, 2019 12:24 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 12:24 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Gawd! That guy's embarrassing!
Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 12:24 AM (pgReq)
I still use the Fiend Folio and adjust the monsters for my campaign. I loved that guide.
Posted by: turambar at September 23, 2019 12:24 AM (Gylu/)
But, 26.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 23, 2019 12:26 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Miklos, in neither turban nor blackface at September 23, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2019 12:26 AM (ZYB2s)
What in the actual fuck did she think was going to be any worse?
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 23, 2019 12:26 AM (Uth2q)
Never had that happen before.
At least it worked, and all that happened is that I had to clean the juice out of the oven hood.
This is how exciting my weekend was, that and giving money to my sister so she could fix her car, and helping my dad get out of his wheel chair to transfer to his bed.
I'm thinking the hell with growing old, I may start smoking again.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2019 12:27 AM (xG/b0)
I believe I once described it as "a monster manual without quality-control"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 23, 2019 12:27 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Miklos, who worked in the French Quarter at September 23, 2019 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:27 AM (4HMlb)
I still use the Fiend Folio and adjust the monsters for my campaign. I loved that guide.
Posted by: turambar
I have a mix, at least on box has vanished over the years. But, I have a lot of my old Dragon/Dungeons, source books, Traveller and TopSecret stuff.
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 12:27 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Miklos, in neither turban nor blackface at September 23, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Take two, they're small.
And I think Beto has been casing my place here in AZ, looking to steal my gubz. Found an abandoned skateboard out by the mailbox. Dog must have scared him off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:28 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 12:28 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2019 12:29 AM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:19 AM (4HMlb)
Bond was a fun RPG. We also played a Japanese Feudal RPG called Samurai Wars.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2019 12:29 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 23, 2019 12:30 AM (Uth2q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 12:31 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If the dog brought a shred of bloody textile material
Good Dog
Posted by: Miklos, who gives his dog treats at September 23, 2019 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:32 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: turambar at September 23, 2019 12:32 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: usntakim at September 23, 2019 12:32 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:32 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2019 12:29 AM (ZYB2s)
The cheap Chinese knockoff is Sub-parcheesi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:33 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2019 12:33 AM (oigoJ)
Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 23, 2019 12:34 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
I note that Beyond Meat has not offered her an endorsement deal. You'd think it would be a natural.
Posted by: Miklosian non-Marketing S.r.o.o at September 23, 2019 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:35 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: usntakim at September 23, 2019 12:35 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2019 12:35 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:36 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Miklosian non-Marketing S.r.o.o at September 23, 2019 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)
If you put Beyond Meat patties on silicone tits, you risk creating a singularity that could destroy the Space-Time continuum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:37 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: usntakim at September 23, 2019 12:35 AM (0OmEj)
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You win a game but an hour and a half later you feel like a loser again
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2019 12:37 AM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 12:38 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:38 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:38 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at September 23, 2019 12:39 AM (UFLLM)
There was a little more info at the end of the gun thread.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2019 12:40 AM (oigoJ)
Posted by: Cicero
And you have to push the pieces around with these little sticks.
Posted by: Miklos, who eats Chinese dumplings every week at September 23, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Catman at September 23, 2019 12:41 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:41 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If localized, fine. Somehow I think the universe would get along just fine without Lady Gaga.
Posted by: Miklos, revolving around the Earf at September 23, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
That's a good thing, might be outta my range.
But I'd have gladly paid a buck a round for a 100 rd. belt.
Meanwhile, if you'll go upthread to my #367?
Just ordered the PACT3 timer. Those IDPA targets and frames are going to fulfill their intended purpose!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2019 12:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklosian
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'Natural' might be a debatable point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 12:47 AM (CDGwz)
Well damn you people. I will have to pay Federal Reserve Notes to have that done on my car on Tuesday.
Might be cheaper to drive to AZ where it's apparently cheaper. Imported labor and all that.
Posted by: Miklos, value (and Valu-Rite) shopper at September 23, 2019 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Sorry
Organic
Free-range
Ethically sourced
Posted by: Miklos, learning a new language at September 23, 2019 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, value (and Valu-Rite) shopper at September 23, 2019 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Can you install a toilet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:50 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Y4EXg)
I think you meant "around".
Posted by: Average Guy at September 23, 2019 12:51 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2019 12:52 AM (oigoJ)
Organic
Free-range
Ethically sourced
Posted by: Miklos, learning a new language at September 23, 2019 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
High on the Peruvian Altiplano, Juan Valdez carefully Diesels the roots of his organic silicone trees...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:53 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Why yes!
And I'll show why I had to learn.
*Checks TripAdvisor for "authentic Mexican restaurants"*
Posted by: Miklos, still not drinking agua mexicana at September 23, 2019 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU
Posted by: Miklos, gourmet or gourmand, which is which? at September 23, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, still not drinking agua mexicana at September 23, 2019 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
I had a pretty tasty carne asada burrito a couple days ago at Los Favoritos taco shop on Ellsworth Road in Mesa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:56 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 12:58 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at September 23, 2019 01:02 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Miklos, uncommenting at September 23, 2019 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Marks playing and singing were spectacular, and his banter was entertaining, concise, and devoid of politics. He said his plan was to keep performing till he trips on stage and can't get up, so if you ever have a chance to see him, I'd highly recommend it.
Posted by: Average Guy at September 23, 2019 01:11 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 01:11 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2019 12:52 AM (oigoJ)
Visited with my neighbor, the USCG Shipfitter, just this afternoon.
He will be welding up the hanging bar and hinge system, in order that Weasel's steel plates will quickly return to register after a hit, ready for the shooter's next round, nearly instantly.
Beats the hell out of chain-hung plates on the rifle line. Means that Weasel's precious instruction time won't be wasted in waiting on chain hung plates to finish oscillating after a hit.
I've got some wood to pre-cut before the Mo Meet, too. I think the attendees will be well pleased with the Shooter's Smorgarsboard they'll find laid out before them.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2019 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Looks very good! But everything is in English. I thought that was illegal. Or problematic, at the very least.
Posted by: Miklos, culturally appropriating carnivore at September 23, 2019 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Had to change a few wax rings and replace a vacuum-pump tank that stopped working, so ... qualitative yes.
You need some help?
Posted by: Adriane the Here Comes the Sun, dutendutu Critic ... at September 23, 2019 01:12 AM (LPnfS)
You need some help?
Posted by: Adriane the Here Comes the Sun, dutendutu Critic ... at September 23, 2019 01:12 AM (LPnfS)
Not really. I think I have it handled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 01:15 AM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 01:16 AM (jEgzt)
What he said.
Posted by: Miklos, uncommenting at September 23, 2019 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Well tonight I saw Jupiter, Saturn, 1 satellite, and maybe ISSA.
& I think I can tell the difference between Cygnus and Aquila ...
All from the backyard w/ the hubby's binoculars.
But yeah verily on the Society for the Preservation of the L5 Society.
Posted by: Adriane the Here Comes the Sun, dutendutu Critic ... at September 23, 2019 01:16 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 12:58 AM (B7KlG)
A friend of mine was the lead art director of the original mechwarrior. He was the dude that made me get an xbox when they came out because of this "new" game called HALO that was supposed to be frigging amazing. Yeah he was right. I never really touched the playstation after that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2019 01:18 AM (9Om/r)
Wait till you get to remove and install a marine toilet in the cramped head of a 30 ft. sloop.
One needs double jointed shoulders, elbows, wrists and fingers to form the compound bends necessary to get "this wrench" on "that nut" and turn them the right vs. the wrong way.
Followed by the USCG NCO dropping that dye tablet into the bowl, and your pumping the "flush" pump, with the "Y" valve directed to the holding tank.
And you pray that not smidgen of that neon blue shows up at your boat's waterline.
Cause that's one helluva 'spensive fine.
Mobile home? Let me at it.
Soon as my car needs some brakes, that is.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2019 01:18 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate
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When I watch the moon base scenes in "2001: A Space Odyssey," I think, "That's a totally believable extrapolation of where we should have been in 2001 as predicted in 1968. Sad that we just gave up."
Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 01:21 AM (pgReq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 23, 2019 01:24 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Miklos, who had Hungarian Cosmonaut Space Booze in a gel form at September 23, 2019 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 23, 2019 01:30 AM (HCqAo)
If you look reallllly carefully, you can see that the lady golfer is using a 5-wood -- and yet her gaze is toward a point in the distance not really high enough over the horizon to be looking at a perfectly struck 5-wood shot. instead, she's looking at the height that perhaps a 3-wood ball's arc would take.
This means that although she may have had good "form" in her swing, she probably topped the ball a bit -- not so badly that is ruined the shot, but just enough that she missed "the sweet spot" upon contact.
Slightly topping a 5-wood isn't actually that bad of a thing to do -- the ball will not reach its full height, but instead will go out straighter and (in some instances) even further that well-stuck 5-wood shot. But going further isn't always what you as the golfer wanted -- which is usually why you chose a 5-wood in the first place, instead of a driver.(i.e. a 1-wood). She may have overshot the fairway on a dogleg, if that was why she was hitting a 5-wood, or overshot the green on a par-3 (notice she's teeing off). But she looks satisfied with her shot, so she'll probably be OK.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 01:32 AM (Q3dyo)
and we'll buy some ammo in AZ on the way.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2019 01:34 AM (TN0dW)
Heck, if the world is gonna end that soon, we might as well dine on whooping cranes and rhino steaks.
Even if a) the predicted doom were going to happen and b) the government were capable of doing something about it, 14 months wouldn't be enough time to get the legislation through and implemented.
The government takes longer than that to rename a post office.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2019 01:34 AM (9xVRr)
We (or someone) will get there eventually. Thank God we never ratified Jimmy Carter's idiotic Moon Treaty.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2019 01:41 AM (9xVRr)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2019 01:34 AM (TN0dW)
NO MORE THAN 50 ROUNDS IN THE APPROPRIATE CALIBER FOR YOUR FIREARM!!!
Posted by: #Failifornia's Law on Out-of-State Ammo Purchases at September 23, 2019 01:42 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: #Failifornia's Law on Out-of-State Ammo Purchases at September 23, 2019 01:42 AM (tVQUs)
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actually, you can't bring ANY ammo in from out of state.
but if i buy it on the way to Tejas, and shoot it there, Gavin Newsome and AG Bracero can fuck right the fuck off.
not only that, but with my 03FFL and COE, i think i could bring it back.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2019 01:45 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: zombie
So.
"zombie" is actually zombie Sam Snead.
Posted by: Miklos, with the rest of the story at September 23, 2019 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Heck, if the world is gonna end that soon, we might as well dine on whooping cranes and rhino steaks.
Even if a) the predicted doom were going to happen and b) the government were capable of doing something about it, 14 months wouldn't be enough time to get the legislation through and implemented.
The government takes longer than that to rename a post office.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Even if everyone in the USA moved into caves and we immediately shut down all energy usage and all carbon burning forever, living off foraged berries and carrion, it would have nearly zero effect on the carbon in the atmosphere -- because the US is not causing the "problem" (if one insists on defining it as a problem, which it isn't).
The "problem" is being caused primarily by four countries -- China and India (due to ungodly amounts of coal burning) and Indonesia and Brazil (due to diminishing extent of their rainforests).
And whatever manufacturing the US scales back on here domestically, where we do it relatively "clean"ly, will be taken up by China instead, where they do it "dirt"ily.
Whatever restrictions that Congress puts on energy usage here, therefore, will actually INCREASE the amount of carbon going into the atmosphere, on a global scale.
So even the leftist Climate Alarmists, if they were honest (which they aren't), should be in favor of amping UP the US economy, not in favor of throttling it.
Needless to say, all of this is a hoax and a farce, because more carbon in the atmosphere means more plant growth worldwide (a documented real phenomenon known as "global greening"), which brings with it not just "carbon sequestration" (thereby naturally eliminating the "problem" through self-regulated balancing) but actually a fabulous INCREASE in biodiversity, all over the planet.
Ultimately, it doesn't matter in the slightest what laws and regulations congress passes, not merely for the reasons you accurately cite (slow pace, and incompetence) but because nothing we do here on this continent is relevant to the issue, even if our government was quick and efficient in getting things done.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 01:49 AM (Q3dyo)
Commerce and Good n' Plenty Clauses of the Constitution.
Posted by: Miklos v. Wickard v. Filburn at September 23, 2019 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)
A minor quibble.
Tropical rainforests are not "the lungs of the planet". They are essentially closed systems. The vegetative material in typically short-lived plants are worked on by beetles and microorganisms that produce...CO2. Tropical rainforest soils are typically poor in nutrients, the rapid turnover of plant species is what allows them to appear lush and green. More plants, more decaying plant material--more CO2. Or less and less.
Posted by: Miklos, quibbling a bit at September 23, 2019 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: #Failifornia's Law on Out-of-State Ammo Purchases at September 23, 2019 01:42 AM (tVQUs)
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actually, you can't bring ANY ammo in from out of state.
but if i buy it on the way to Tejas, and shoot it there, Gavin Newsome and AG Bracero can fuck right the fuck off.
not only that, but with my 03FFL and COE, i think i could bring it back.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2019 01:45 AM (TN0dW)
I guess they must've changed the law regarding the 50 rounds thing.
Maybe that rule only applied to people with certain types of hunting licenses.
Posted by: Surfperch, realizing he needs to update himself on #Failifornia's ever-changing Gun "Laws" at September 23, 2019 01:56 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 23, 2019 01:57 AM (f1Vqw)
"zombie" is actually zombie Sam Snead.
Posted by: Miklos
Sam Snead? That young whippersnapper? I'm zombie Bobby Jones.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:00 AM (Q3dyo)
But I'd really enjoyed F/X's Fosse/Verdon, and tonight I checked teh Internets to see if the show's leafs had won.
Michelle Williams -- a memorable Gwen -- did (& apparently spent her acceptance speech promoting equal pay for actresses ...a plea that means less than nothing to this half-employed freelancer.
Sam Rockwell -- a brilliant Bob Fosse -- lost Best Actor to Jharrel Jerome. I thought: Ok, didn't see what he was in; whatever. Congrats to that guy.
Then I saw, ripped from the front page of the Onion -- except it wasn't -- the TwitterVerse melting down over the "first African-Latino to win an acting award".
For. Fuck's. Sake.
I'm watching Friends reruns to cleanse my soul.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at September 23, 2019 02:00 AM (Mh3us)
Sam Snead was the Sam Snead of golf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 23, 2019 02:01 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at September 23, 2019 02:01 AM (Mh3us)
Posted by: zombie
I was going to say Chi Chi Rodriguez, but I haven't seen you dance or make mojitos.
Posted by: Miklos, reconsidering at September 23, 2019 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
It took quite a few hundred years for humans to go from the square rigged deep hulled ocean going craft to fully explore the various places unavailable by other means of travel.
Even after knowing the value of exploitable resources it still took many years for trade (out and return) to take place on any scale.
Many colonies were lost through disease, lack of planning and enemy action.
And all this in conditions survivable via normal activities of humans. (air readily available, food and water with some planning but usually available locally)
For space travel we've got to take everything we need to survive with us and manage to propel ourselves. A heavy burden both size and technologically indeed.
And there was/is no real need to do this exploration. Keep in mind that it wasn't until farming had reached a point where more people could survive and the population began to increase was exploration for the purpose of colonization begun in larger degree.
When we have need of the special conditions of space for vital products (micro gravity, vacuum, lack of weather effects and quiescent geological conditions) and for exporting excess population will the drive for better vehicles in space become large enough to get a sizable minority into space. (our only really feasible answer to wayward asteroid collisions)
Once we begin to travel more and more in intraplanetary space will better and faster means of propulsion be invented/developed. It may require the conditions of space for some of this technology to be discovered.
I personally believe that when we reach the heliosphere (that gravitic boundary at the edge of the influence of the gravitational pull of our star) will we be able to perform the experiments needed to understand gravity fully so as to derive ways to control that force. (my personal belief is that at the interface between gravity fields of the stars will be found a physics that is not discoverable surrounded by gravity as we are and that travel between stars within a human time frame will begin)
So although we didn't plant a colony on the moon, or get our flying car, we did take the first hesitant and expensive steps proving it could be done. Now we just need the reasons to do so for profit.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 23, 2019 02:05 AM (cxIsI)
A minor quibble.
Tropical rainforests are not "the lungs of the planet". They are essentially closed systems. The vegetative material in typically short-lived plants are worked on by beetles and microorganisms that produce...CO2. Tropical rainforest soils are typically poor in nutrients, the rapid turnover of plant species is what allows them to appear lush and green. More plants, more decaying plant material--more CO2. Or less and less.
Posted by: Miklos
Agreed.
The REAL story, which NO ONE wants to discuss, is that the LAND AREA of earth is a very minor player in what goes on in the atmosphere. It is the OCEANS, covering 71% of the planet, where all the "heavy lifting" of atmospheric self-regulation happens. As you correctly note, the world's jungles are NOT the "lungs" of the planet -- instead, photosynthesis in the ocean by plankton etc is where all the oxygen is coming from, on a scale that dwarfs any terrestrial contribution.
Humans? Don't make me laugh.
Carbon=bad? Don't make me laugh.
Higher temperatures=bad? Don't make me laugh.
Every aspect of this whole issue is misconstrued by the activists and the media. Every single aspect.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:06 AM (Q3dyo)
A toilet in your sloop, why in my day, we just held it for the 2 years it took us to sail around the world, we did !!!!
Posted by: 4 Yorkshire Yacht Owners ... at September 23, 2019 02:07 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Miklos, Boys Don't Cry (The Cure, 1979) at September 23, 2019 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 4 Yorkshire Yacht Owners
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Poop deck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 02:14 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Miklos, abaft the fo'csle at September 23, 2019 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jakee308
I don't understand how there can even be a "heliosphere" -- a "boundary" beyond which there is no gravitational effect from the Sun.
According to General Relativity, every bit of matter in existence warps the space-time continuum, such that the sun's gravitation effect should in theory extend throughout the entire universe, with (admittedly) exponentially diminishing effect the further out you go. In fact, a single neutron 14 billion light-years away should, in theory, warp space-time everywhere, such that (with precise enough measuring devices) we ought to be able to detect it.
If this is all the case (which I believe it to be), how can there be some arbitrary boundary at which the sun's gravitational pull reaches zero? Perhaps it gets so small that it is of negligible consequence, but as far as I know it can never be "zero" gravity.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:18 AM (Q3dyo)
Like, yesterday or something?
Damn. I have failed to notice for 44 consecutive years.
Posted by: Miklos, gotta be a Lifetime Achievement in there somewhere at September 23, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 02:25 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 02:14 AM (CDGwz)
The Poop Deck is a bar, on the Galveston Seawall at 29th St.
Said bar never closes in a Hurricane, State laws or regulations be damned. They just pay the fines, and party on.
And a damn fine place to sip a bourbon n' smoke a fine cigar, hurricane or no.
It's not "refined", but it's Real Fine, for sure.
Duty calls on an early alarm.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2019 02:28 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: USNtakim
So is mine. Amazon can get replacement parts from China.
Nah
Posted by: Miklos, if it's broke, don't fix it at September 23, 2019 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)
The Moron Travel Guide
A concept is born
Posted by: Miklos, who has actually written and edited travel books at September 23, 2019 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Encouraging Critic ... at September 23, 2019 02:47 AM (LPnfS)
The Moron Travel Guide
A concept is born
Posted by: Miklos, who has actually written and edited travel books at September 23, 2019 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm on board with such an idea.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 02:49 AM (tVQUs)
When I was trying to make it as an actress (@16), I grew weary of hearing, "You're so good for someone so young!"
I never wanted to be "good for my age". I just wanted to be *good.
What is this incessant need to categorize down to the nth degree?
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at September 23, 2019 02:58 AM (Mh3us)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 02:25 AM (0OmEj)
I put mine up for sale on ebay, and didn't get a single offer.
But I don't give a fuck.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2019 03:28 AM (Z4rgH)
The Moron Travel Guide
A concept is born
Posted by: Miklos, who has actually written and edited travel books at September 23, 2019 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm on board with such an idea.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 02:49 AM (tVQUs)
****
Count me in - the Moron Travel Guide is an idea whose time has come! May I suggest we start with the good ole US of A. We could have a chapter for each state, with top 5 cities and top 5 restaurants and top five attractions/sites for morons.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 23, 2019 03:33 AM (9oIrr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 03:46 AM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Now here's the money maker.
Posted by: Miklos, a practical man at September 23, 2019 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 23, 2019 04:15 AM (AQjWg)
-Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 03:46 AM (FNXDu)
-Remember to dig holes beforehand. Perhaps know of construction sites or areas of residential fence-building. "Shallow Grave" is not in the Moron Dictionary. Hurried Holes make for Pregnant Jail Sentences.
*The More You Know!*
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 23, 2019 04:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 23, 2019 04:16 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 23, 2019 04:17 AM (l2UkI)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 23, 2019 04:17 AM (AQjWg)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:26 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:28 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2019 04:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 23, 2019 04:30 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2019 04:30 AM (mpXpK)
The heliosphere has nothing to do with the Sun's gravitational field. It has to do with the Sun's solar wind and magnetic field.
Basically it is a bubble around the sun, of a radius of about 11 billion miles, that is "dominated" by the sun's solar wind and magnetic field.
The boundary is known as the "heliopause" and this is the boundary of intersteller space, where the Sun's plasma domination ends.
Voyager I crossed that boundary a while back and the data it was sending back showed the expected change in the plasma environment.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 23, 2019 04:33 AM (NMAzL)
I'm out.
Have a great day, all!
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 23, 2019 04:35 AM (AQjWg)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 23, 2019 04:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)
Voyager 2 crossed the heliopause in November of 2018, I see. Voyager I crossed it back 2012.
So both Voyagers are now truly in interstellar space, having left the solar system, whose boundary is defined by said heliopause.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 23, 2019 04:50 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Slapweasel
Also, revolvers are your friend. When seconds count you do not want to be policing brass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 04:57 AM (FNXDu)
Harry's Goat Hill Tavern in Costa Mazing, down in OC.
https://www.goathilltavern.com/
and every branch of Dick's Last Resort, of course.
https://dickslastresort.com/
you can't kill a man born to hang...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2019 05:00 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2019 04:30 AM (mpXpK)
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that's what happens when you are out of hot sauce.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 23, 2019 05:02 AM (TN0dW)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)
Now the choice... Mayo and American Cheese Product -or- Strawberry Jelly on the Toast.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 23, 2019 05:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Nicky Santoro at September 23, 2019 05:29 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at September 23, 2019 05:34 AM (lMju7)
Posted by: Nicky Santoro at September 23, 2019 05:29 AM (h2Bdk)
It's a living.
Posted by: Mafia Hole Diggers' Union, Local # 732 at September 23, 2019 05:34 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2019 05:46 AM (UUkQp)
Yesterday Mrs Hades put on her new holster, loaded up her new toy and wore it to the range. After the range she loaded it back up, put it in its holster and we spent the rest of the day doing various mundane things.
Unfortunately today she has to go to work (she's a teacher) so she can't take it with her.
I also got a new barrel for the Glock 36 and put 100 rounds through it
without incident so hopefully the FTE issues with this gun are over.
It's still a handful to shoot though, so I will continue to carry the
19.
It was a pretty good day.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2019 05:49 AM (T8A10)
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2019 05:52 AM (UUkQp)
Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2019 05:59 AM (0LxiW)
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 06:00 AM (fwmHH)
Posted by: Hillary 'tuna boat' Clinton at September 23, 2019 06:00 AM (yhf6w)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2019 06:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2019 06:10 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 23, 2019 06:12 AM (N3JsI)
3 die, 4 others in serious to critical condition in Pittsburgh. All wearing an orange wristband. Went to an event, went to a house for an after party/drugs.
The "authorities" don't know what they had taken. If it's an OD or some bad shit.
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2019 06:16 AM (vd8XM)
This is your brains on drugs.
City Journal had a recent article on behavior. Pretty good. https://tinyurl.com/y3rb72pq
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Did not enjoy my kids time in youth ball. Don't miss it. Was glad when they lost interest.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 06:18 AM (fwmHH)
Posted by: The true HRC 3:00 am wakeup call at September 23, 2019 06:21 AM (ldmQR)
Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.
Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 06:23 AM (VY2sw)
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 06:25 AM (u6t70)
Plus this pretty much puts biden out of the race.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 23, 2019 06:27 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
Plus this pretty much puts biden out of the race.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 23, 2019 06:27 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 06:28 AM (u6t70)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2019 06:29 AM (7rVsF)
Plus this pretty much puts biden out of the race.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 23, 2019 06:27 AM (JUOKG)
Was that the plan all along?
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 06:29 AM (u6t70)
3 die, 4 others in serious to critical condition in Pittsburgh. All wearing an orange wristband. Went to an event, went to a house for an after party/drugs.
The "authorities" don't know what they had taken. If it's an OD or some bad shit.
Posted by: Bruce
Something something with fentanyl.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 06:29 AM (VY2sw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 06:29 AM (u6t70)
The DNC seems more than willing to burn one of their own, if that's what it takes to get a shot in on Trump.
Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 06:31 AM (FDDEY)
Need to get the first of the week work preps underway.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
Background: Mr. Trump has accused Mr. Biden of using his position as vice president to help a Ukrainian energy company in 2016 that was paying his son Hunter. There has been no evidence that the former vice president intentionally tried to help his son.
So we can move right to impeachment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 06:36 AM (FNXDu)
Another season of The Connors starts up next week!!!
Was it that popular?
Or do they keep it running just to piss off Rosanne?
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2019 06:37 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 06:37 AM (VY2sw)
I can point this out because I have family in Boulder, doing quite well, lovely town, nice people, but their fellow citizens are all really nuts, except for the Mexicans.
Posted by: Ass Chum at September 23, 2019 06:39 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 06:41 AM (VY2sw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 06:41 AM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Ass Chum at September 23, 2019 06:43 AM (Jj+59)
I always imagine the afterlife as sort of like the high school cafeteria and you have to explain how you got there.
After the "Big Dig" in Boston a 2,000 lb ceiling tile fell off the roof of a tunnel and killed a girl driver. I'd hate to go to heaven and have to say oh yeah a tunnel just fell on me.
I'd really hate to say that I was the first h.sapiens sapiens to die from marijuana.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 06:44 AM (FNXDu)
Posted by: Ass Chum at September 23, 2019 06:45 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 06:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 06:46 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: Ass Chum at September 23, 2019 06:46 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 06:48 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 06:49 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2019 06:49 AM (sopZ7)
Posted by: Jean
You never know...
I think I would have waited until Biden had a little more momentum though.
But I'm not Trump!
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2019 06:50 AM (vd8XM)
Before my knee was replaced I officiated three high school sports. Often my weekends were dealing with parents attempting to live vicariously through their children. I still miss reffing quite a bit. The parents are not one of those.
My predecessor as Scoutmaster for our troop admonished me before I assumed the responsibility that I would have far fewer interpersonal problems among the youths, for whom the troop existed, than from their parents and guardians. He certainly was right.
There have been incidents of significant discord among the adults over the twenty years that I have been involved with the troop. Every now and then their echoes will reverberate among current adult members, usually from two up to four individuals. When that happens, one of the immediate thoughts that comes to my mind is, "JFC, that incident is OVER, its outcome was SETTLED, and there's no damn good that'll result from continuing to SNIPE at one another because of it. GROW UP AND KNOCK IT OFF."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2019 06:50 AM (6G4DD)
out and sinking Biden; and then any Dim hopes of flipping PA."I think it is entirely possible PDT "leaked" confab.
Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2019 06:50 AM (0LxiW)
Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2019 06:49 AM (sopZ7)
I got to meet SnailRacer.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 23, 2019 06:50 AM (t+qrx)
bye the way that elephant has been on Oprahahs' WAIT WHOOSHERS THINGIE.
Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 06:53 AM (5IHGB)
Just to be safe, is there a way to let him know of the preferred Fauxohontas?
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)
"Without a fundraising surge to close out this quarter, we do not see a legitimate long-term path forward," campaign manager Addisu Demissie wrote in the memo.
It is laughable that any campaign staff member would use the word "legitimate" to describe any aspect of Severely Heterosexual Senator Cory Booker or his campaign. He is a Fools' Gold plated fraud through and through.
Nevertheless, he is in good company, because all the other Dims running are Fools' Gold plated frauds, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2019 06:55 AM (6G4DD)
Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2019 06:56 AM (sopZ7)
He was a Rob Zombie staple.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 06:57 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2019 06:57 AM (0LxiW)
nows time for make believe sex.............
Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 06:58 AM (5IHGB)
Be strong and fierce Wymyns!!
Oh, and buy some of our 8 different types of shampoos to look your best too.
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM)
Just to be safe, is there a way to let him know of the preferred Fauxohontas?
Posted by: Bruce
Or Lieawatha?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 06:58 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: JAS
Ohhh. I hadn't thought of that.
Now I will. Hee Heee
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rickb223
That might work better. Then the Fukahontas thing won't happen
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2019 07:00 AM (vd8XM)
Whoever filed that complaint should be fired for violating the Hatch Act.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 23, 2019 07:01 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: CardiBee at September 23, 2019 07:02 AM (Tnijr)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2019 07:03 AM (cuot+)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 07:07 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 23, 2019 07:07 AM (2ha2i)
Alyssa Wiseman, tool.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2019 07:08 AM (6G4DD)
Just to be safe, is there a way to let him know of the preferred Fauxohontas?
Posted by: Bruce
Or Lieawatha?
Posted by: rickb223
"Princess Running Joke"
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