Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/21/19)

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Tonight's Mystery Click


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The Saturday Night Joke

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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Don't break down the doors at your local grocery store. The Impossible Burger is available in stores.

Getting Impossible Foods’ plant-based burger alternative from the lab and onto consumers’ grills has been a long, drawn out process. But the company has announced that starting tomorrow, the new Impossible Burger will finally be available to purchase in grocery stores—assuming you live in California.

Earlier this year, at CES 2019 in Las Vegas, Impossible Foods debuted version 2.0 of its Impossible Burger which we found to be almost indistinguishable from burgers made from actual beef thanks to an ingredient called soy leghemoglobin that simulates how ground beef looks, cooks, and tastes. Impossible Foods has created an impressive product that promises to help reduce the world’s demand for beef, but to date it has only been available to consumers through restaurants and fast food joints because the U.S. Food and Drug Administration was slow to fully approve soy leghemoglobin as a safe color additive.


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Skinny house, an interesting building project.


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How to make a bath bomb

Finally, some news you can use, especially if you’re one of those guys who isn’t in touch with your feminine side. As you know, if you want to get in touch with her feminine side, and maybe the bits around the front, you’re going to have to get in touch with your feminine side first. So, instead of using your significant other’s tupperware to change your outboard motor oil, and then giving it a GoJo rinse and putting it back in the cupboard, why not make a delightful bath bomb for her? It’s easy and fun, and as you can see at the end of the video, you can use it to bathe yourself. For girls, fancy soap applied to themselves is great and all, but any kind of soap applied to their boyfriends is miles better.


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National Parks and the best hike in each park.


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A cure for male pattern baldness? An electric baseball hat to the rescue.


Researchers from the University of Wisconsin-Madison, University of Electronic Science and Technology of China, and Shenzhen University actually developed the electrical stimulation device not the hat. What’s amazing about it is that it’s small enough to fit inside a regular baseball hat, doesn’t use batteries, and actually works.

The team conducted extensive testing on laboratory rats and mice – and at least one scientist’s dad – and determined that the design was a rousing success. Rats who used the patch regrew hair quicker than those who didn’t, it even grew hair on ‘nude mice’ that don’t naturally grow any.


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Quite the tattoo, three words, VEGAN FOR LIFE. Loser would have been shorter.


THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE


On this day: 21 Sep 1991
Status Quo put themselves in the Guinness Book Of Records by appearing four venues in one day, Sheffield, Glasgow, Birmingham and London, performing all four in a 12-hour period. via thisdayinmusic.com

Settle down. It could have been Yoko.



Born on this day: 21 Sep 1967
Faith Hill, American country singer who had the 1993 US country No.1 'Wild One' and the 1998 UK No. 13 single 'This Kiss'. Known both for her commercial success and her marriage to fellow country star Tim McGraw. Hill has sold over 40 million records worldwide and scored eight No.1 singles and three No.1 albums on the US Country charts. Her Soul2Soul II Tour 2006 with McGraw became the highest-grossing country tour of all time. In 2009 Billboard named her as the No.1 Adult Contemporary artist of the decade 2000-2009. via thisdayinmusic.com


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'I don't write the headlines. I just report them.' I agree.

Heated bull semen blows lids off containers, sends firefighters into ‘defensive mode’ during massive blaze
Heated bull semen launched dangerous projectiles in every direction during an early morning inferno that caused firefighters to take cover at an Australian cattle-breeding facility Tuesday.

“The liquid inside the cylinders was rapidly expanding and essentially the lids of the cryogenic cylinders were just popping off the top and projectiles were being thrown from the building,” fire chief Chris Loeschenkohl told ABC News down under.

All hell broke loose at a 2,700 square foot Yarram Herd Services facility in southeast Australia, where first responders reportedly took more than two hours to tame a raging fire that destroyed 100 cryogenic cylinders full of bull sperm. WIN News in Gippsland, Australia, reports that it’s unclear what caused the 3 a.m. blaze.


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A 9PM physical exam? Weird. Genius Award Winner.

While conducting a physical exam, a Florida nursing assistant “opened his mouth and placed it around" the penis of his patient, according to police who arrested the health care worker on a sexual battery charge.

Investigators allege that Roger Cala Martin, 41, was examining the victim’s “bare genitals” when the battery took place around 9 PM Tuesday evening in the Clearwater office of Dr. Eduardo Palanca (seen below).

The victim, cops say, was getting an annual physical when he was subjected to Martin’s “unprovoked and unsolicited” sexual contact. The man “immediately backed up and left the exam room, notified the doctor and called 911.”


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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1 heh

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 21, 2019 10:00 PM (aS1PU)

2 Good evening horde

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2019 10:01 PM (ZCEU2)

3 It's time!

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 21, 2019 10:01 PM (UUBmN)

4 Evening Horde

Posted by: wing at September 21, 2019 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

5 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 21, 2019 10:02 PM (ZYB2s)

6 I got nuthin ... or ... at least that bitch Clinton isn't president. So that is something, hope everyone's teams did well.

Posted by: Gmac- I didn't do it but the Prince did at September 21, 2019 10:03 PM (4KVan)

7 Everyone thinks I am cute but Mis Hum.

Posted by: Benny at September 21, 2019 10:03 PM (uDh3k)

8 Hello

Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2019 10:03 PM (u6t70)

9 Jó estét mindenkinek!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 21, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)

10 Ummm, MisHum, have you been communicating with my son?

I love that boy but some days. . . .

HA!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)

11

Fuck Impossible Burger in impossible ways...

Posted by: Vegan Fucker at September 21, 2019 10:04 PM (A/axl)

12 Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)


Nope, I haven't.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

13 Those steamy Florida evenings must be downright intoxicating.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2019 10:05 PM (ZYB2s)

14 Happy Caturday!

Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2019 10:07 PM (u6t70)

15 not a damn thing wrong with staus quo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

16 "The Impossible Burger is available in stores." Tonite, they're two for six bucks at BK, with all the fixins. Why cook?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 10:07 PM (mk9aG)

17 Go dawgs

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 21, 2019 10:07 PM (GX3JQ)

18

Run Sandy! Run Sandy run, it's Barkey!

Posted by: Vegan Fucker at September 21, 2019 10:08 PM (A/axl)

19 He "opened his mouth" and "placed it around the patient's penis." Sounds so much more clinical than "he gave his patient a surprise blowjob."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2019 10:08 PM (ZYB2s)

20 Zippeadodah! Welcome back, boys and girls!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2019 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

21 I tried one of those vegan burgers many years ago.
Not the same as real meat. Actually, one of life's great pleasures is a nice juicy steak cooked on the barbeque grill.

Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2019 10:10 PM (u6t70)

22 And Moby, you can get stomped by Obi... You 36 year-old bald-headed f*g, blow me!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Slim Shady, Without Me at September 21, 2019 10:10 PM (7WaWV)

23 Why we read AOSHQ -

"Heated bull semen launched dangerous projectiles in every direction..."

Couldn't read any further than that. Brain shut down.

Posted by: mindful webworker - imperceptibly at September 21, 2019 10:10 PM (GWm7j)

24 There's....

SOMEthingONTHEWING!!!

Some!!!...

...THING!!!

Posted by: Bill! Shatner! at September 21, 2019 10:10 PM (VNfwt)

25 17 Go dawgs
Posted by: BacktoGA at September 21, 2019 10:07 PM (GX3JQ)

What's the score?

Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2019 10:10 PM (u6t70)

26 Thanks for the great ONT MisHum. CC and Pepsi.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 21, 2019 10:10 PM (PYdI2)

27 The AoS ONT: News You Can Use! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

28

Arcing ropes of bill jizz!

Posted by: Vegan Fucker at September 21, 2019 10:11 PM (A/axl)

29 Heated bull semen: what CAN'T it do??!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

30

The great thing about doing anal with a vegan is that your dick only ends up covered in hay and water...

Posted by: Vegan Fucker at September 21, 2019 10:12 PM (A/axl)

31 Arcing ropes of bill jizz!
Posted by: Vegan Fucker at September 21, 2019 10:11 PM (A/axl)


YES!

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at September 21, 2019 10:12 PM (aS1PU)

32 >> Arcing ropes of bill jizz!

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Monica Lewinski at September 21, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)

33 Son, I say, son, y'all ain't doin' it right.

Oklahoma range-fed angus, son. Plants is what food eats.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghemoglobin at September 21, 2019 10:13 PM (GWm7j)

34 Heated bull semen blows lids off containers

I hope they have a newsletter.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 21, 2019 10:13 PM (EgshT)

35

I think Bill's arcing days are over. Probably can hardly manage a dribble anymore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 10:14 PM (f1Vqw)

36 I had one of those impossible Whoppers... scary close in flavor and texture. Mostly from being grilled...

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 21, 2019 10:14 PM (PYdI2)

37
"The Predator is everything wrong with movies today"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jRTUeGflCM

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:14 PM (Jy6ww)

38 That's why you need RAW MUSCLE POWER GLUTES.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

39
Oh by the way, qdpsteve, Leslie Uggams was in Deadpool. She was fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 21, 2019 10:15 PM (13CQC)

40 Ken Levine has a funny blog post this weekend. He did some mock-ups of the latest batch of Hollywood Walk Of Fame Stars:

- Laker Girl #5
- The Juiceman
- Taco Bell Dog
- Aimee Osbourne
- Kim Zolciak
- Bristol Palin
- Octomom
- Balloon Boy
- Boris Badenov
- Kellie Pickler
- "Hear Me Now?" Guy
- Ken Levine

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

41 Lots of great tunes tonight. Thank you MisHum!

Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2019 10:16 PM (u6t70)

42 Besides being just wrong I wouldn't eat a veggie burger just because global warming assholes want me to.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2019 10:16 PM (ZCEU2)

43 The value of surprise blowjobs is highly related to the relationship with the blower of said job.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2019 10:17 PM (0OmEj)

44 That skinny house video made it seem very appealing, and the height gave the rooms an arboreal feel. The tree right outside the bedroom windows was like "an Ewok village".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 21, 2019 10:17 PM (kQs4Y)

45
Leslie Uggams was Lt Uhura??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:17 PM (Jy6ww)

46 There's a 'skinny house' (aka "spite house") in Boston, 44 Hull St...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Slim Shady, Without Me at September 21, 2019 10:17 PM (7WaWV)

47 Blonde, thanks!
I love when older classic actors make cameos in current popular films. Wish Larry Linville could have lived longer, I bet he would have done at least one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

48 if you're a committed vegan, why eat pretend meat? what in the absolute fuck am i missing?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 10:18 PM (KP5rU)

49 Oh by the way, qdpsteve, Leslie Uggams was in Deadpool. She was fun.

OMG! Was she the old blind lady?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

50 43 The value of surprise blowjobs is highly related to the relationship with the blower of said job.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2019 10:17 PM (0OmEj)

Nominated for a thread winner........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

51 chavez, they're just trying to ruin meat for the rest of us :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

52 48 if you're a committed vegan, why eat pretend meat? what in the absolute fuck am i missing?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 10:18 PM (KP5rU


Losers just gotta try to look like winners..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

53 Just got here, battling a recalcitrant laptop, but after reading the Saturday night joke, I felt called to say "MisHum, you are a bad bad man!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 21, 2019 10:19 PM (BiNEL)

54 Impossible burgers, if they're like other meat substitutes, are loaded with sodium and other crap that makes them not a bit healthier than real meat.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2019 10:19 PM (5itaF)

55 Good evening wing

And Horde

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 21, 2019 10:19 PM (IDhUW)

56 Larry Linville? WTAF?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2019 10:20 PM (ZYB2s)

57 The Friday Night 9:18pm CST joke:

Why doesn't Donald Trump wear glasses?

Because he already has 2020.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2019 10:20 PM (Cssks)

58 Hrothgar, your comment reminded me of this old Chris Isaak song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPZQ7ZLy3MI

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

59 44 Yeah, but every time the wind blows those branches are gonna be tearing up the structure of that house especially the roof
*hippies*

Posted by: MAxIE at September 21, 2019 10:20 PM (9TR2V)

60 cute joke!

I wss too late for the movie thread so here goes

was watching an oldish French movie Brotherhood of Wolves (2001) - it's about the Beast of Gauvedon

odd... gothic but not supernatural

the guy who was the funny kung fu bad guy in John Wick 3 was in it

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 10:21 PM (G546f)

61 Trump should Tweet a link to this video. See how fast YouTube bans it.

https://youtu.be/7W33HRc1A6c

Language warning. 8 minutes of George Carlin on saving the planet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 10:21 PM (QSzhg)

62 i can't wait for fake fish. that should really kick maximum ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

63 "The Predator is everything wrong with movies today"
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I just watched that this evening. I've been on a Critical Drinker tear. "F*ck you, movie!"

While I disagree with his dismissal of "Predators", which is my second favorite of the franchise, he is so right that they just don't seem to know how to do action movies like that anymore.

The original jungle setting is as lush, moody, and alien as another planet. I watched it recently and it really holds up well.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 21, 2019 10:22 PM (kQs4Y)

64 mnw, this joke was making the rounds at FB:

Guy to Beto: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Beto: "Sure."
"My AR-15."
"... I don't get it."
"And you never will!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

65 I'm bored. Entertain me.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

66 Why doesn't Donald Trump wear glasses?

Because he already has 2020.


LOL!! Love it!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2019 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

67 I was going to say that was a redneck invention but they don't mow their grass.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

68 I was cooking at a barbecue recently, and had to grill the bratwurst version of this "impossible" "meat" alongside plenty of very possible real meat.

It looked a bit weird, not quite like real pork sausage, but close. A little bit looser, and grainier. It cooked pretty much normally for a brat. Sadly, I didn't get to taste it, but I bet it's not as good as the real thing, from what I saw.

The thing is, the people who brought this are vegan for dubious "health" reasons. So how is better to eat this, than real ground pork?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2019 10:24 PM (JY0JC)

69
I've been on a Critical Drinker tear. "F*ck you, movie!"


Fuck OFF, FILM!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:24 PM (Jy6ww)

70 65 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

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Write down your full name, your social security number and your credit card number on this piece of paper. Don't show anyone and hand the paper to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2019 10:24 PM (ZYB2s)

71

Eris, were you into Game of Thrones?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:25 PM (Jy6ww)

72 Let me entertain you-ou-ou, let me whip and chain you-ou-ou...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Slim Shady, Without Me at September 21, 2019 10:25 PM (7WaWV)

73 qdp

Like it.

I get a lotta mileage out of carrying jokes from Power Line's "This Week in Pictures" from there to here, btw.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2019 10:25 PM (Cssks)

74 Rats who used the patch regrew hair quicker than those who didn't, it
even grew hair on 'nude mice' that don't naturally grow any.



I have always had trouble growing a mustache . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 10:25 PM (xG/b0)

75
MauLer is another good Youtuber who does reviews.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:25 PM (Jy6ww)

76 Write down your full name, your social security number and your credit card number on this piece of paper. Don't show anyone and hand the paper to me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2019 10:24 PM (ZYB2s)

Ummm...no.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

77 Soothie, I didn't read the source material but I did watch the series. I liked it even as I found it cringe-making.

Critical Drinker's breakdowns of the final episodes were terrific.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 21, 2019 10:27 PM (kQs4Y)

78 saw an article in the Telegraph that an Aussie study shows that eating red meat cuts the risk of depression in half

it was funny coz the Telegraph was kind of wringing its hands as it reported it

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 10:28 PM (G546f)

79 /offsock

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 21, 2019 10:28 PM (7WaWV)

80 Every vegan advocate should be forced to pull out their incisors.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

81 /

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 21, 2019 10:29 PM (aS1PU)

82
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2019 10:29 PM (hlleo)

83

that Capillus cap has been around for a few years

You can tell how good it works by all the used ones you can buy on ebay.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:29 PM (Jy6ww)

84 Hello Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2019 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

85

Critical Drinker's breakdowns of the final episodes were terrific.


Yeah, MauLer is good, too. They even "collab" once in a while for streams.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:30 PM (Jy6ww)

86 THIRST!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2019 10:31 PM (woiyT)

87 that must be a cute little hat they put on the rats

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 10:31 PM (G546f)

88 Holy shit I didn't know Moby could look more of a pussy than he did when is was a kid, but jiminy cricket... look if he didn't pull it off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2019 10:31 PM (5aX2M)

89 somehow i missed this
youtube.com/watch?v=nBlYlSs2fIU

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2019 10:31 PM (ykYG2)

90 "why eat pretend meat?" I'll probably try it, just because I like trying new, different things. I haven't heard anybody say it tastes _bad_. I am impressed by the bioengineering that went into producing the heme ingredient.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 10:32 PM (mk9aG)

91 Burger King sells the impossible meat burger right?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:33 PM (2DOZq)

92
So the cattle services fire did not feature thousands of exploding test tubes of bull spooge, but rather exploding liquid nitrogen dewars propelling thousands of test tubes of bull spooge.

I'm not saying that's a better situation, just a more accurate description.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 21, 2019 10:33 PM (t5m5e)

93 73 mnw: i was going to mention sometime today that the powerline "this week in pictures" is particularly funny this week.

i was actually loling.

recommended.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 21, 2019 10:34 PM (Pg+x7)

94 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin is at the fall MIMoMe at September 21, 2019 10:34 PM (fhNdk)

95
I'm not saying that's a better situation, just a more accurate description.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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I recall a story years ago about someone being struck in the eye by frozen bull semen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 10:35 PM (CDGwz)

96 If the Impossible Burger will spare even one person from having to accommodate the wishes of a whiny soylent because there's no vegan alternative on the menu, then all our sacrifices were worth it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 21, 2019 10:35 PM (kQs4Y)

97 Sorry my previous post was horribly mangled. But Moby is just making me laugh so hard... he's like a living caricature. And a funny enough caricature that he makes me laugh even through the pity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2019 10:36 PM (5aX2M)

98 Concealed weapons permit story:

Florida woman stops Alligator Attack using a small .22 cal Beretta Pistol

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What's the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

Here is her story in her own words:

"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages, FL with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta .22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!

Just one shot to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was a big bonus!"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 10:36 PM (xG/b0)

99 He probably already had the "spit first" one done.

Posted by: ChupaMe at September 21, 2019 10:36 PM (eC1KZ)

100 Moby will live in infamy on the internet though by having his name used as a non complimentary description. He's got that going for himself.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:36 PM (2DOZq)

101 Just saw this weekend's Walmart flyer. Their Great Value frozen bull semen is on sale this week for $3.99. Great for recipes!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

102 I'm not saying that's a better situation, just a more accurate description.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Splatteral damage.

Posted by: Miklos, from a safe distance at September 21, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

103 98
That's hilarious!
I can see that happening down there for real.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 21, 2019 10:38 PM (7EIHE)

104 why is fungi allowable on a vegan diet?
inquiring minds wanna know

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 10:38 PM (G546f)

105 I just saw Moby's "Vegan for life" neck tat in big bold block letters.

If he ever wants to walk on the wild side and have a burger he'll have to wear dark glasses and a thick scarf.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 21, 2019 10:38 PM (kQs4Y)

106 I did not know that rats go bald.

You learn something new every day.

Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2019 10:39 PM (u6t70)

107 "While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages, FL with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta .22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!

Just one shot to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was a big bonus!"
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Thanks for the laugh

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 21, 2019 10:39 PM (IDhUW)

108 Motorhead For Life.

Posted by: Mister Roger's Mean Nun at September 21, 2019 10:39 PM (u0crE)

109 "Vegan For Life"

So.... cattle.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)

110 While conducting a physical exam, a Florida nursing assistant opened his mouth and placed it around the penis of his patient,

___

Well that sucks.

Posted by: obligatory at September 21, 2019 10:39 PM (WdocV)

111 if you're a committed vegan, why eat pretend meat? what in the absolute fuck am i missing?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 10:18 PM (KP5rU)


Nothing, they're just fucking retarded.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2019 10:39 PM (9Om/r)

112 Walmart is going to start a subscription service that offers unlimited grocery delivery much like amazon prime.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2019 10:40 PM (0OmEj)

113 I just saw Moby's "Vegan for life" neck tat in big bold block letters.

___

He don't like meat....but he sure likes the bone.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 21, 2019 10:40 PM (WdocV)

114 Mushrooms are the flowers of the fungus which is below ground.
Some are amazingly large with one, reported by the US Forest Service, in SW Washington state at over 2,000 acres.

I think that's impossible but who knows?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7EIHE)

115 While conducting a physical exam, a Florida nursing assistant opened his mouth and placed it around the penis of his patient,

___

Well that sucks.
Posted by: obligatory at September 21, 2019 10:39 PM (WdocV)

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Oddly, there's a billing code for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2019 10:41 PM (ZYB2s)

116 While conducting a physical exam, a Florida nursing assistant opened his mouth and placed it around the penis of his patient,

___

Well that sucks.
Posted by: obligatory at September 21, 2019 10:39 PM (WdocV)

If just one word in that story was changed it would go from wtf to awesome.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:41 PM (2DOZq)

117 109 "Vegan For Life"

So.... cattle.
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Smiley with shades here.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 21, 2019 10:41 PM (IDhUW)

118 I'm never giving up red meat. Veganism is an eating disorder.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

119
One of Gutfeld's regular guests, Terry Shappard, however he spells it, a former Green Beret and Gutfeld buddy, just used a phrase I'd never heard.

Your rig it, you ride it.

I like it. It comes from packing your own parachute.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 10:42 PM (f1Vqw)

120

Being able to eat meat was a sign off success for most of human history.


The notion that being vegan is good for you is laughable.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2019 10:42 PM (WdocV)

121 Oddly, there's a billing code for [male nurse beejerz].

That's why you have to read the fine print on those consent forms.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2019 10:42 PM (ykYG2)

122
i was actually loling.

recommended.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
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Some good ones. I'm still chuckling about this;
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y4naeq3l

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 10:43 PM (CDGwz)

123 All vegans have to take B-12 supplements.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:43 PM (2DOZq)

124 I kinda want to watch this UCLA-Washington State game on ESjwPN, but they've got that horrible harpy calling it. Her voice gets on my last nerve.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 21, 2019 10:43 PM (VNfwt)

125 If just one word in that story was changed it would go from wtf to awesome.


___

If the nursing assistant was actually a sexy ex-president?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 21, 2019 10:43 PM (WdocV)

126

Tall Oompa Loompas are on Star Trek.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2019 10:44 PM (aKsyK)

127 All vegans have to take B-12 supplements.
Posted by: Pig to man

The cute ones can have beef injections.

Posted by: Miklos, for humanity at September 21, 2019 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

128 I am impressed by the bioengineering that went into producing the heme ingredient.

***

So the people that freakout over golden rice want to eat bioengineered plant products?

Hmm...almost like they are crazy or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2019 10:45 PM (WdocV)

129
Some good ones. I'm still chuckling about this;
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y4naeq3l
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 10:43 PM (CDGwz)



I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

130 Posted by: Miklos, for humanity at September 21, 2019 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

Heh. Hot beef injections

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

131 Veganism is an eating disorder.
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This is true, sadly my daughter has this disorder.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 21, 2019 10:45 PM (IDhUW)

132 "nursing assistant opened his mouth and placed it around the penis of his patient"

What's the polite way to back out of such a situation. Does one ask for him to please stop, or ought one to wait until he's done?

Posted by: the friend for whom I'm asking at September 21, 2019 10:46 PM (GWm7j)

133 I did not know that rats go bald.


Looking at the staff of NRO should have showed you that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2019 10:46 PM (02yLa)

134 Recently Modern Maturity (AARP's national magazine) shared some of the best letters their organization has ever received.

"Dear MM, It appears I've died prematurely. Please help!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2019 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

135 128 I am impressed by the bioengineering that went into producing the heme ingredient.

***

So the people that freakout over golden rice want to eat bioengineered plant products?

Hmm...almost like they are crazy or something.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2019 10:45 PM (WdocV)

It's because foods like golden rice help save poor little brown people. Bioengineered fake meat helps wealthy hipster types virtue-signal, which is a much greater priority.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

136 is true, sadly my daughter has this disorder.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 21, 2019 10:45 PM (IDhUW)

Seriously make sure she is taking B-12 supplements or she will eventually become ill.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

137 Your rig it, you ride it.

I like it. It comes from packing your own parachute.
Posted by: publius
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Recollects 'Blood on the Risers'

http://tinyurl.com/paj9wrg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 10:47 PM (CDGwz)

138 "Crowder: Top 5 Times Leftists Ate Their Own!" He left out Trotsky and Beria.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 10:47 PM (mk9aG)

139 Tall Oompa Loompas are on Star Trek.


One of them is David Soul.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2019 10:47 PM (02yLa)

140
I'm never giving up red meat. Veganism is an eating disorder.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

We were talking about that tonight. I was out at dinner with a few people, and one dude, who has a saying "eat like you're dying", was telling us about his doctor. His doctor would always tell him he has to change his diet, he eats too much, all the wrong things, etc etc. His doctor suddenly died at 54 from a heart attack. As he was telling us this he was cutting into this huge ass porkchop, and he says "fuck it, go vegan, die early".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2019 10:47 PM (9Om/r)

141 Horde, I got nothing to contribute.

Thanks for being the Horde.

Good night.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 21, 2019 10:48 PM (IDhUW)

142 Lotsa LOLs; I particularly liked RBG in the Captain Pike chair:

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2019/09/the-week-in-pictures-buffoonpalooza-edition.php

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 21, 2019 10:49 PM (kQs4Y)

143 Posted by: Blutarski at September 21, 2019 10:43 PM (VNfwt)

I detest her as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

144 Watching that Toronto skinny home was kinda depressing, seeing how constraint after constraint was bureaucratically imposed and accepted. I've seen homes like that elsewhere, beach houses and townhomes and the like, and for slightly similar reasons, but that in particular was annoying.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at September 21, 2019 10:49 PM (Clxcy)

145
Tall Oompa Loompas are on Star Trek.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


The Baal episode?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:49 PM (Jy6ww)

146
I can't watch Star Wars because the MeTV in my area thinks I want to watch a re-broadcast of local fake news.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:50 PM (Jy6ww)

147 I detest her as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I find I can watch it if I just mute the volume. I kinda like Leach.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 21, 2019 10:50 PM (VNfwt)

148 131 Veganism is an eating disorder.
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This is true, sadly my daughter has this disorder.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 21, 2019 10:45 PM (IDhUW)

Ugh, I'm sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

149
I was just about to mention David Soul was one of the Ooompa Loompas on that episode.

And yes, the god-machine is named Vaal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 10:52 PM (f1Vqw)

150

I just realized that the "Batcomputer" in the Batcave is kinda like a big google search machine

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:53 PM (Jy6ww)

151 Insomniac, yesterday you were asking about purpose in life.

Were you aware that Jordan Peterson has a podcast?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 10:53 PM (xG/b0)

152
Starsky was on Star Wars?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:53 PM (Jy6ww)

153 "Crowder: Top 5 Times Leftists Ate Their Own!" He left out Trotsky and Beria.
Posted by: gp
--------

Robespierre?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 10:54 PM (xSo9G)

154 Why "Islam is RIGHT About Women" -Posters are Causing Confusion and Anger...

-Black Pigeon Speaks
8:50 Run Time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqBkuC4Oh-g&t=0s

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 10:54 PM (Ckg4U)

155 Posted by: Blutarski at September 21, 2019 10:50 PM (VNfwt)

Leach cracks me up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2019 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

156
The Islam Is Right About Women (IIRAW) is like that episode of Star Wars when Kirk confused that flying robot that looked like a big coffee percolator.

Does Not Compute!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Jy6ww)

157
We were talking about that tonight. I was out at dinner with a few people, and one dude, who has a saying "eat like you're dying", was telling us about his doctor. His doctor would always tell him he has to change his diet, he eats too much, all the wrong things, etc etc. His doctor suddenly died at 54 from a heart attack. As he was telling us this he was cutting into this huge ass porkchop, and he says "fuck it, go vegan, die early".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2019 10:47 PM (9Om/r)

Heh. Eat right, exercise, live healthy, die anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

158 The forks are set wrong for that lawnmower to work.

Posted by: Canine's are big and sharp for a reason at September 21, 2019 10:56 PM (lfmil)

159 136 is true, sadly my daughter has this disorder.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 21, 2019 10:45 PM (IDhUW)

Seriously make sure she is taking B-12 supplements or she will eventually become ill.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

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As does my 10 yo granddaughter. I'm working with her but her mother and lesbian "grandmothers" have huge influence. I got her B-12 right here but getting her to take them is a struggle.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Y4EXg)

160

Vaal, yes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2019 10:57 PM (aKsyK)

161 ..."Were you aware that Jordan Peterson has a podcast?"
-Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 10:53 PM (xG/b0)

I don't trust that guy. That's all I'll say.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 10:57 PM (Ckg4U)

162 151 Insomniac, yesterday you were asking about purpose in life.

Were you aware that Jordan Peterson has a podcast?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 10:53 PM (xG/b0)

Not in particular but I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

163 Oh by the way, qdpsteve, Leslie Uggams was in Deadpool. She was fun.

OMG! Was she the old blind lady?


Yep, Blind Al.


Wade Wilson : It reeks like old lady pants in here.

Blind Al : Well, I am old and I wear pants.

Wade Wilson : But you are not at all woman.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 21, 2019 10:58 PM (7s3Gx)

164 As does my 10 yo granddaughter. I'm working with her but her mother and lesbian "grandmothers" have huge influence. I got her B-12 right here but getting her to take them is a struggle.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Y4EXg)

Have you tried hiding it in a piece of tofu?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

165

I really thought that was Lt Uhura in Deadpool.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:00 PM (Jy6ww)

166 118 got to agree insomniac
This past week we have had sirloin steak, then leftovers, steak sandwiches, then beef casserole with tomato soup type deal and then an awesome pot roast.
Hell if I'm giving up my beef. One of the most awesome foods God has created.
Be well give me a call sometime, I'm still up tonight if you are.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 21, 2019 11:00 PM (XuVUT)

167 Skinny Homes. In New Orleans they call them Shotguns.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 21, 2019 11:00 PM (XgGMK)

168
If that local news is over, Buck Rogers is coming on MeTV now. You can watch Erin Grey prance around in those tight outfits.

Young Publius fouled a ficus or a hundred in her honor back in the day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:01 PM (f1Vqw)

169

Yeah, Buck Rogers is on my tv, right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:01 PM (Jy6ww)

170 Besides being just wrong I wouldn't eat a veggie burger just because global warming assholes want me to.
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2019 10:16 PM (ZCEU2)

That's the whole rationale behind that toxic shit. It's not to allow vegans to enjoy burgers; it's to harm the beef industry by giving thoughtless meat eaters an "alternative". Fuck them and that commie fag moby, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2019 11:02 PM (jEgzt)

171 What's amazing about it is that it's small enough to fit inside a regular baseball hat, doesn't use batteries, and actually works.

$100 says they find out in five years that it causes hair cancer.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 21, 2019 11:03 PM (7s3Gx)

172

Hey, Summer is over. Yay!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:03 PM (Jy6ww)

173 167
I grew up in a shotgun home in Southern Indiana.
Pain in the ass for six of us.
I slept on the sofa in the living room until the last of my three sisters left.
One bathroom. Heated with oil and coal.
No insulation. Houses three feet apart.
Ones that had a half second floor are called, camelbacks.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 21, 2019 11:03 PM (7EIHE)

174
Would you believe that Mel Blanc did the voice of that stupid little robot?

Well, Wilma is flying a viper or whatever they call it through a stargate. Skin tight flight suit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:04 PM (f1Vqw)

175 It's because foods like golden rice help save poor
little brown people. Bioengineered fake meat helps wealthy hipster types
virtue-signal, which is a much greater priority.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

Very perceptive Insom, I think this theory of yours can be extended to explain a lot of liberal causes, but it needs to be coupled with standard liberal rationale reason #3: PROFIT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 21, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)

176 That skinny house video made it seem very appealing, and the height gave the rooms an arboreal feel. The tree right outside the bedroom windows was like "an Ewok village".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 21, 2019 10:17 PM (kQs4Y)

Those things are just a scam to make cities less livable by jacking up the population density. Where are the folks that live in the skinny going to park their cars? Toronto is a shithole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (jEgzt)

177
I get a kick out of Buck's little rainbow on his uniform. It was gay before it was Gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (Jy6ww)

178
Ohh, it's a "spaceburg". Of frozen oxygen!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (f1Vqw)

179 Skinny Homes. In New Orleans they call them Shotguns.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY

Triggering.

Posted by: Miklos, where y'at? at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

180
Delilah was Best of Opposite Sex at today's Lone Star Borzoi Club specialty in Belton. She placed behind Duckie, the #1 Borzoi, who was Best of Breed.

This is the same result as the National Specialty in May, but this time I was handling Lila instead of Her Majesty, who's several months away from returning to the ring. Lila was Best Owner-Handled and got 5 points toward her next Grand Champion level.

Me trying to imitate Her Majesty's handling skill is like trying to duplicate the Mona Lisa using a paint roller but because we got the same result at least I was spared a three-hour lecture on the drive home about everything I did wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (7rVsF)

181 Another Seinfeld episode become reality,the Chinese cure baldness?I doubt it.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (KNsKs)

182 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (QSzhg)

183 Hey, Summer is over. Yay!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:03 PM (Jy6w

91 degrees here today. Summer decided to stick around .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (2DOZq)

184 Jordan Peterson news - apparently his wife was diagnosed with kidney(?) cancer earlier this year

they're Canadians so she got surgery there but there was some complication with a lymph node getting nicked and she was basically terminally ill for more than a month for some mystery complication

then they finally flew her to Philly where they were able to treat her and she is actually on the mend and looking to survive

during all this Peterson was having a hard time dealing so his doctor put him on clonazepam (a benzo) but now his wife is better he realized he's addicted

long story short he's now in rehab in New York

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:06 PM (G546f)

185 Of course even in the Seinfeld episode it didn't really work...

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2019 11:06 PM (KNsKs)

186

Oooh. Three evil hotties. With glowing eyes and telekinetic powers!

I'm sure we'll got some hot cat-fights with Wilma and one of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:07 PM (f1Vqw)

187 OffBeat Cinema is showing Attack of the Mushroom People.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2019 11:07 PM (02yLa)

188 Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 21, 2019 11:00 PM (XuVUT)

Sounds like mighty fine eatin' right there. I'll catch up with you in the next few days.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:07 PM (NWiLs)

189 i can't wait for fake fish. that should really kick maximum ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

It's made from tranny pussy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2019 11:07 PM (jEgzt)

190 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (jEgzt)

That skinny had the back cantilevered and a car port underneath.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

191 Mushroom People?

Matango?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:07 PM (QSzhg)

192 doesn't heme mean blood?

some video makers on tewb yoo have researched impossible foods.

pretty disgusting, what they found. warning: only because I care do I post this. but you are warned

In Pursuit of Truth
https://youtu.be/0CfSS02Sd5o

Amazing Polly
https://youtu.be/6xfcdHVbO8Q

Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2019 11:08 PM (xIKXj)

193 OffBeat Cinema is showing Attack of the Mushroom People.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Is that the Japanese movie? I swear I watched it on Prime last week. Hey, I was bored.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 21, 2019 11:08 PM (VNfwt)

194
i can't wait for fake fish.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


I get a kick out of fake crab meat -- it's just a cheap fish.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:08 PM (Jy6ww)

195 moby is like a giant boil on your ass. you pray to god it just goes away. no talent, egg headed, commie, fucktard. whateverthe fuck that shithead is doing, it sure as fuck aint music. hopefully, it chokes on a fake bratwurst in the near future.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

196 Skinny house - same people who insist on free range chickens want to pack people into coop sized houses

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:08 PM (G546f)

197 167 Skinny Homes. In New Orleans they call them Shotguns.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 21, 2019 11:00 PM (XgGMK)


Just the ticket for entry level mill worker families.

Posted by: Canine's are big and sharp for a reason at September 21, 2019 11:09 PM (lfmil)

198
This chick on Buck Rogers now must be, like, 65 years old today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:10 PM (Jy6ww)

199 193 Yeah it on Prime.I almost watched it out of curiosity.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2019 11:10 PM (KNsKs)

200 Every vegan advocate should be forced to pull out their incisors.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

WTAF?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at September 21, 2019 11:10 PM (jEgzt)

201

They should make a Meat Patch for Vegans.

Hey, that's a great idea!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:10 PM (Jy6ww)

202 Re: Jordan Peterson, his wife had been recently diagnosed with what they called a rare terminal kidney cancer and he had such anxiety over it, he started hitting up the Klonopin hard. Then she made a big turnaround and he decided with his doctor ( who should be kicked in the ass for agreeing with him) to quit cold turkey.
Now JP is in rehab because he had all the awful withdrawal stuff that goes with cold turkey from klonopin.
It was on his daughters you tube.

Needless to say, the hateful comments from the left abound.

Posted by: keena at September 21, 2019 11:10 PM (RiTnx)

203 Saw Erin Gray at a con in 2010, she was holding up quite well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:10 PM (QSzhg)

204
Look at the chest hair on Buck. He's a regular Austin Powers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:11 PM (f1Vqw)

205 during all this Peterson was having a hard time dealing so his doctor put him on clonazepam (a benzo) but now his wife is better he realized he's addicted

long story short he's now in rehab in New York
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:06 PM (G546f)

Huh. I've taken benzodiazepines (prescription, of course) ofd and on over the course of many years and never gotten addicted.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

206 As does my 10 yo granddaughter. I'm working with her but her mother and lesbian "grandmothers" have huge influence. I got her B-12 right here but getting her to take them is a struggle.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Y4EXg)

Seriously? Veganism isn't a healthy choice for anyone, but it's double plus ungood for kids. It fucks with brain development. See if you can get her to rethink it.

I know a lady whose ex-husband insists on their little daughter being vegan. She just slips the girl food when he's not around. If you've ever seen piranha in a frenzy, you can picture what this kid is like with a chicken leg.

Kids want to eat meat, badly.

Just start breaking the rules a little, when nobody's watching, and soon enough she'll be hoovering down ribeyes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2019 11:11 PM (5aX2M)

207 Yeah it on Prime.I almost watched it out of curiosity.
Posted by: steevy

I hadn't seen it since I was a kid and it creeped me out. Watching it, I realized what creeped me out was the Japaneseness.

I'll leave now.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 21, 2019 11:11 PM (VNfwt)

208 anyway, fake food to fix a fake crisis

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:12 PM (G546f)

209 The only reason to eat beyond meat or impossible burger is if you are in a lefty save the planet mode because it has less protein and more fat than a beef burger. It's loaded with coconut oil. Just toss one on the grill and see what happens.
Does taste not too bad though. But definitely not beef.

Posted by: keena at September 21, 2019 11:12 PM (RiTnx)

210
I got her B-12 right here but getting her to take them is a struggle.

Costco sells a pleasant tasting B-12 that dissolves under the tongue.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:12 PM (Jy6ww)

211
I just looked it up. Erin Grey is 69, born in 1950.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)

212 ..."hopefully, it chokes on a fake bratwurst in the near future."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

Moby has always been a self-righteous, virtue-signalling, red flag-waving Common Jerk whose days wearing roller blades and "performing" at a Glory Hole Near You are continuing, apace.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)

213 Huh. I've taken benzodiazepines (prescription, of course) ofd and on over the course of many years and never gotten addicted.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

Maybe he took them too long? Or maybe he's just unlucky?
Dunno

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:13 PM (G546f)

214 Matango is what if Gilligan's Island was a boring psychological horror movie.

Hausu is still the winner of the WTF Japan film making award.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:13 PM (QSzhg)

215
Those chicks are Goolds!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 21, 2019 11:14 PM (Jy6ww)

216 There is a new bio-engineered rice that is being developed to produce proteins that act as a topical inhibitor for HIV infection. The group that is developing it said they decided to use rice as a medium since animal sources require more complicated and sophisticated handling and storing equipment, where rice is room temperature stable and can be stored in gunnysacks.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 11:14 PM (xG/b0)

217 212; Slap, you are preaching to the choir.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

218 @213. If you take them long or frequently and go cold turkey, it's an awful withdrawal. Klonopin and Xanax are two of the worst offenders for that.

Posted by: keena at September 21, 2019 11:16 PM (RiTnx)

219 half the people on my iron deficiency anemia group are stubborn vegans

another quarter are post gastric bypass surgery patients who had no idea chopping part of their digestive system off could cause problems

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:16 PM (G546f)

220 i can't wait for fake fish.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Try before you buy.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Discount Codpiece Warehouse at September 21, 2019 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

221 Hausu is still the winner of the WTF Japan film making award.
Posted by: Anna Puma

If that's what I think it is, I couldn't agree more. Last time I saw it on TCM, the host said it was supposed to compete against Jaws. That is, they made it on purpose.

Oh, the humanity! Oh, the Japanity!

Posted by: Blutarski at September 21, 2019 11:17 PM (VNfwt)

222 Valium is in the benzo family. I got prescribed it after one of my skin surgeries. I took two of the pills. My dad flushed the rest after I took too much interest in taking more.

Yes, benzos are addictive, to me anyway. I won't touch them again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2019 11:17 PM (ykYG2)

223
Benzo addiction is a common thing. Some are worse than others. Xanax is the worst, short half life.

It just depends. If you don't take too many, and for short terms, you'll be okay.

But start popping them and increasing the dose and you'll be hooked. Brain adjusts to the drug, and take it away, and you've got serious problems.

Benzo withdrawal can be fatal -- seizures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)

224 220 i can't wait for fake fish.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Try before you buy.
Posted by: Crazy Miklos'

will it pass the sniff test?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:18 PM (G546f)

225 Benzos are the only drug besides alcohol where severe withdrawals can be fatal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2019 11:19 PM (5aX2M)

226 Hausu, pretty Japanese high school girl, Beauty, invites her friends along to spend time at the house of her creepy aunt who never got over her lover not returning from World War II.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:19 PM (QSzhg)

227
Benzos were developed as a safer alternative to barbiturates, but they've got their own downsides.

Valium is one of the safer ones -- long half-life. But you can get hooked on it same as the others.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:19 PM (f1Vqw)

228 Seriously? Veganism isn't a healthy choice for anyone, but it's double plus ungood for kids. It fucks with brain development. See if you can get her to rethink it.

I know a lady whose ex-husband insists on their little daughter being vegan. She just slips the girl food when he's not around. If you've ever seen piranha in a frenzy, you can picture what this kid is like with a chicken leg.

Kids want to eat meat, badly.

Just start breaking the rules a little, when nobody's watching, and soon enough she'll be hoovering down ribeyes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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I hear ya YD. It is the worst for a developing 10 yr old. My wife and I are apparently the only thinking adults in her life.

I worry about her development, both brain and puberty. She has been convinced eating meat/fish is cruel to animals, etc. Her eating is a disaster. I sneak some animal protein in when I can - she does eat bacon and eggs here - apparently that is not on the banned lists.

When I cook for everyone else, I make sure it's very fragrant and looks good. We'll mow down ribs, steaks, burgs etc. in front of her.

Hopefully, sometime soon she'll soften but she is also supported at school by the mean girls and commie teachers.

Thanks Soothsayer - I have that B-12. I sneak it in when I can.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 11:20 PM (Y4EXg)

229 will it pass the sniff test?
Posted by: vmom happy

Yes. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Discount Bespoke Codpiece Warehouse at September 21, 2019 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

230 So I'm at a store today that sells furniture including glass topped coffee tables. Yep ...Cincinnati Hotplate flashed through my mind.

Thanks for nothing guys. Not buying a glass coffee table ever.

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2019 11:21 PM (Y274z)

231 Fake fish made from real fish heads?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:21 PM (QSzhg)

232 Excellent. Encore Classics channel is showing Repo Man.

"Ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 21, 2019 11:21 PM (7s3Gx)

233 230 So I'm at a store today that sells furniture including glass topped coffee tables. Yep ...Cincinnati Hotplate flashed through my mind.

Thanks for nothing guys. Not buying a glass coffee table ever.
Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2019 11:21 PM (Y274z)

Sounds like you violated the first rule of AOSHQ.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:22 PM (NWiLs)

234 "Ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em..."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Plate

Or shrimp

Or plate of shrimp

Posted by: Blutarski at September 21, 2019 11:23 PM (VNfwt)

235 Excellent. Encore Classics channel is showing Repo Man.

"Ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em..."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I blame...society.

Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense at September 21, 2019 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

236 Nice job Hadrian

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

237 the 1984 Repo Man or the 2010 one? I heard the 2010 one gargled balls.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

238 Yep ...Cincinnati Hotplate flashed through my mind.

Thanks for nothing guys. Not buying a glass coffee table ever.
Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2019 11:21 PM (Y274z)



What are you talking about?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

239 vegan kid - get the dr to test her iron (ferritin) and B12

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:24 PM (G546f)

240 My mom has been on Xanax ever since my father passed . She gets anxiety attacks and for her that's the easiest path to avoid them.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 11:24 PM (2DOZq)

241 IMDb at the Emmys (2016-)
What to Expect at the 2019 Emmys
Will "Game of Thrones" take home Best Drama Series for the fourth time?


I am banking on 'hell no'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2019 11:25 PM (ykYG2)

242 238 Yep ...Cincinnati Hotplate flashed through my mind.

Thanks for nothing guys. Not buying a glass coffee table ever.
Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2019 11:21 PM (Y274z)

What are you talking about?
Posted by: Ladyl

----

DONT LOOK IT UP!!!

Honest.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 11:27 PM (Y4EXg)

243 So I'm looking for a new crockpot recipe for chicken, and I thought - spaghetti sauce.

Have you ever used spaghetti sauce with chicken in the crockpot? with noodles cooked separately and topped with parmesan cheese?

Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2019 11:27 PM (u6t70)

244 "The 1984 Repo Man or the 2010 one? I heard the 2010 one gargled balls."

The 2010 one is Repo Men and it's not a remake. And yes, it does gargle balls.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 21, 2019 11:28 PM (7s3Gx)

245 240 My mom has been on Xanax ever since my father passed . She gets anxiety attacks and for her that's the easiest path to avoid them.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 201


Years ago, when my husband died unexpectedly, I was given a prescription for Xanax. I only took 1/2 a pill when I couldn't sleep due to anxiety. I still have a prescription, and I go months without taking it. It doesn't seem very addictive to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

246 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2019 11:05 PM (7rVsF)

Congrats Hadrian! That was quite a feat on many levels!
Prayers up for Her Majesty's full recovery!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2019 11:28 PM (BiNEL)

247 The only reason to eat beyond meat or impossible burger is if you are in a lefty save the planet mode because it has less protein and more fat than a beef burger. It's loaded with coconut oil. Just toss one on the grill and see what happens.
Does taste not too bad though. But definitely not beef.
Posted by: keena

I don't eat meat on Fridays, and decent fish sandwiches are hard to find. So, I might try one.

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2019 11:29 PM (B7KlG)

248 That vegan for life clown is a walking billboard for what NOT to do for food. I realize some people are naturally skinny but he looks like a moving cadaver. And praise from PITA? Oh yeah, that's going to improve his image as a dweeb.

Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2019 11:29 PM (bmdz3)

249 "doesn't heme mean blood?"

Blood contains heme, a cage-like molecule with an iron atom in the middle, that transports oxygen. I guess they put heme in the impburger to make it look and taste bloody. Anyway, they figured out a way to get microorganisms to make heme, which amazes me because microorganisms are non-vascular, unlike animals, and higher photosynthetic plants (which use chlorophyll, another cage molecule with an Mg atom inside.)

I just can't bring myself to detest vegetarians like you guys do. I'm not vegetarian, but I've always enjoyed vegetarian dishes on the occasions I've tried them. I don't see the impburger, per se, as any kind of threat to our way of life.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 11:29 PM (mk9aG)

250 Congrats Hadrian!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 11:30 PM (G546f)

251
DONT LOOK IT UP!!!

Honest.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 11:27 PM (Y4EXg)


Glass coffee table (never a sensible idea) and a hot plate? I'm confused.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

252 Glass coffee table?

Crystal Magnum?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:31 PM (QSzhg)

253 I recall that Valium once had a V-shaped perforation in the centre of each tablet and that was to allow one to make necklaces and bracelets from them...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 21, 2019 11:31 PM (7WaWV)

254 Vegan for life type people are those who need some cause to make themselves feed good.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:31 PM (QSzhg)

255 Ladyl

Trust us, find something else to think about!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2019 11:32 PM (BiNEL)

256 The forks are set wrong for that lawnmower to work.
Posted by: Canine's are big and sharp for a reason at September 21, 2019 10:56 PM (lfmil)

Get it off pavement, and onto an actual lawn, and it will bog down real quick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2019 11:32 PM (jEgzt)

257 "Glass coffee table (never a sensible idea) and a hot plate? I'm confused."
-Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

#ShitPorn.

...no other way of putting it.

...now leave it alone, as I know you will.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:33 PM (Ckg4U)

258 I don't see the impburger, per se, as any kind of threat to our way of life.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 11:29 PM



That's exactly what they want you to think!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 21, 2019 11:33 PM (7WaWV)

259 Glass coffee table (never a sensible idea) and a hot plate? I'm confused.

That's ok. Just stay away from urbandictionary.com and everything will be fine.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 21, 2019 11:33 PM (7s3Gx)

260 Vegan for life type people are those who need some cause to make themselves feed good.

Shame on you! They are saving the Earf! *hic* *thud*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 21, 2019 11:34 PM (EgshT)

261 254

Anna, ISWYDT!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2019 11:34 PM (BiNEL)

262 Glass coffee table (never a sensible idea) and a hot plate? I'm confused.
Posted by: Ladyl

---

The actually description of what this is doesn't translate literally.

You don't run in the circles where this stuff is common.

Or want to.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2019 11:34 PM (Y4EXg)

263 Xanax is extremely psychologically and moderately physically addicting and is one of the two or three drugs on the market that should be banned yesterday. Please get her to a real physician and get her on something else. There are effective drugs out there that don't have the risks of Xanax.

Posted by: Vegan Fucker at September 21, 2019 11:36 PM (CDDoG)

264 Crystal Magnum?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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It was all a misunderstanding. Sorry about the Lacrosse team.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at September 21, 2019 11:36 PM (CDGwz)

265 255 Ladyl

Trust us, find something else to think about!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2019 11:32 PM (BiNEL)


I'm not looking anything up, trust me.

{{{ Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

266 "So I'm looking for a new crockpot recipe for chicken, and I thought - spaghetti sauce.
Have you ever used spaghetti sauce with chicken in the crockpot? with noodles cooked separately and topped with parmesan cheese?
"
-Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2019 11:27 PM (u6t70)

Look up "Chicken Cacciatore".

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:36 PM (Ckg4U)

267 I remember the first time I heard Faith Hill.

She was the musical acton David Letterman (hey, back when he was funny). The voice was amazing. They did a close up shot of her, and I was shocked how beautiful she was, and how utterly perfect her skin was.

Posted by: Flyover at September 21, 2019 11:37 PM (B5K06)

268 I must have had eight or ten glass coffee tables of different heights and designs in my house...

Posted by: Danny Thomas at September 21, 2019 11:37 PM (CDDoG)

269 That vegan for life clown is a walking billboard for what NOT to do for food. I realize some people are naturally skinny but he looks like a moving cadaver. And praise from PITA? Oh yeah, that's going to improve his image as a dweeb.
Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2019 11:29 PM (bmdz3)

------

Dude, Moby is the ur-Dweeb. The dweebingest dweeb who ever dweebed, in the dweeby history of dweebery.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (5aX2M)

270 255 Ladyl

Trust us, find something else to think about!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2019 11:32 PM (BiNEL)


Thank you all for looking out for my higher good!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

271
Here's a 2018 paper on Xanax, and why has a much higher addiction potential that other benzos:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles
/PMC5846112/

remove line feed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (f1Vqw)

272 That skinny had the back cantilevered and a car port underneath.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 21, 2019 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

And where do the second and third cars go, when it gets rented out to college students?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (jEgzt)

273 245 that's interesting about Xanax

My wife has been prescribed it and taking it with no problems. Because we have similar problems I've actually taken a few of hers and I've never found it addictive or outrageous and neither has she.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (XuVUT)

274 Moby is Stupor-Dweeb?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (QSzhg)

275 Glass top table makes me think of Mattress Girl

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (G546f)

276 {{{Slap}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

277 I"ve got Urban Dictionary on 'speed dial' in my browser's search bar... Bad idea?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (7WaWV)

278 Howdy darlin' Ladyl.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:39 PM (Ckg4U)

279 Whoops. ...forgot Protocol.

{{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:40 PM (Ckg4U)

280 I"ve got Urban Dictionary on 'speed dial' in my browser's search bar... Bad idea?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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Clever, very clever...but I'm not looking up 'speed dial'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 11:40 PM (xSo9G)

281 What's amazing about it is that it's small enough to fit inside a regular baseball hat, doesn't use batteries, and actually works.


After you take it off your hair falls out in an hour

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2019 11:40 PM (WF/xn)

282 42 Besides being just wrong I wouldn't eat a veggie burger just because global warming assholes want me to.
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2019 10:16 PM (ZCEU2)

Pretty much what I think about it.

Posted by: Flyover at September 21, 2019 11:41 PM (B5K06)

283 Nobody ever has an addiction problem until they do. I used to just get under the coffee table every once in awhile no problem. But then, slowly, it was every other day then everyday then multiple times a day...

Posted by: Danny Thomas at September 21, 2019 11:41 PM (CDDoG)

284 If you have that site pinned in your tool-bar, how is that speed dial?

Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:41 PM (QSzhg)

285 273 245 that's interesting about Xanax

My wife has been prescribed it and taking it with no problems. Because we have similar problems I've actually taken a few of hers and I've never found it addictive or outrageous and neither has she.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 21, 2019 11:38 PM (XuVUT)


My psychologist/commie buddy told me that Xanax can be habit forming, but is not addictive if taken as directed. I don't care either way, as I rarely take it, and I take no other medication at all I intend to keep it that way.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:42 PM (TdMsT)

286 I'm not addicted to coffee
I just need it to function

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 21, 2019 11:42 PM (G546f)

287 16 "The Impossible Burger is available in stores." Tonite, they're two for six bucks at BK, with all the fixins. Why cook?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 10:07 PM (mk9aG)


Agreed. Why cook when they go into the garbage can just as easily raw?

Posted by: TheHoser at September 21, 2019 11:42 PM (v3UCk)

288 What's amazing about it is that it's small enough to fit inside a regular baseball hat, doesn't use batteries, and actually works.


After you take it off your hair falls out in an hour
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
---------

The question is, what *does* it use? Radium? Goat testicles?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 11:42 PM (xSo9G)

289 VMom needs that coffee cup that was posted this morning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:42 PM (QSzhg)

290 I see Jordan Peterson is in rehab for clonazepam.
Those drugs...

Posted by: Quilp at September 21, 2019 11:43 PM (Bf3hj)

291 Hadrian, Congrats on the fine show and for the peaceful ride home. You should be both proud and relieved.

Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2019 11:43 PM (bmdz3)

292 "That's exactly what they want you to think!"

Thinking for myself, I note that all of the domesticated animals and plants we eat have been engineered thru millennia of artificial-selection breeding. They are healthier and yield more food nutrition, thru the use of veterinary drugs and artificial fertilizers and herbicides. Our foods store longer and have greater variety of taste by using various preservatives and additives. I personally prefer the taste of artificial sweeteners over sugar in drinks.

I mean, unless you farm all your own food "organically," and eat it raw, there's going to be some chemistry and engineering involved.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 11:43 PM (mk9aG)

293 I had a plateful of sliders from Omaha Steaks this evening.

If that makes me a bad person, I'll just have to live with the shame. Somehow.






























Posted by: Miklos, who now does steaks sous vide (no homo) at September 21, 2019 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

294 Bring on the drugs. Better living through chemistry!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:45 PM (NWiLs)

295 Jordan Peterson is a liar and a charlatan. The Horde fill figure-it-out. You're a smart bunch.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:45 PM (Ckg4U)

296 Uh oh

Posted by: Miklos at September 21, 2019 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

297 294 Bring on the drugs. Better living through chemistry!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:45 PM (NWiLs


My dad died at almost 99. He never took any medication.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

298 Miklos is 'living on the edge'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (QSzhg)

299 -Posted by: Miklos, who now does steaks sous vide (no homo) at September 21, 2019 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

Not "Barrel-Worthy", but now you need to return the Pony Keg to the Distributor.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (Ckg4U)

300 soy leghemoglobin in the impossible 'meat' is a genetically modified yeast. Weren't the Greens raising hell a few years back about genetically modified foods, etc? But now it's okay?
It's impossible that I will buy this carp.

Because male carnivore!



Posted by: boynsea at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (Fks5r)

301 I think that's impossible but who knows?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7EIHE)


It's true.

Posted by: Flyover at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (B5K06)

302 I don't see the impburger, per se, as any kind of threat to our way of life.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 11:29 PM (mk9aG)

It is a direct attack on the ranching industry in the name of Global Warming hysteria. Vegans don't need counterfeit meat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (jEgzt)

303 Peterson is both of those, and worse. Clean your room and take your pills isnt working out so well. Still, rehab? Ouch

Posted by: Quilp at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (Bf3hj)

304 I'm not addicted to coffee

I just need it to function
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 21, 2019 11:42 PM (G546f)


Someone in recovery told me that addiction is where you don't want it but you need it.
It is an odd feeling to hit the end of your leash like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (xG/b0)

305 297 294 Bring on the drugs. Better living through chemistry!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:45 PM (NWiLs


My dad died at almost 99. He never took any medication.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

Genetics.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (NWiLs)

306 Not "Barrel-Worthy", but now you need to return the Pony Keg to the Distributor.
Posted by: Slapweasel

Here they are closed on Sundays. It's The Law.

Posted by: Miklos, heart restarting at September 21, 2019 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

307 295 Jordan Peterson is a liar and a charlatan. The Horde fill figure-it-out. You're a smart bunch.
Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:45 PM (Ckg4U)


Didn't he betray us on Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:47 PM (TdMsT)

308 gp, you didn't look at the videos I linked, I guess.

I don't detest or even dislike vegans. I'm just sayin that for some reason, there is some nefarious stuff going down, and that the "heme" in impossible foods might be actual blood.

from horrifying sources.

Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2019 11:47 PM (xIKXj)

309 Horrifying sources?

Soylent Green is real?

Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:48 PM (QSzhg)

310 Try a little harder to get passed your boomer disability.
Our future may depend on it.

Posted by: Quilp at September 21, 2019 11:48 PM (Bf3hj)

311 Someone in recovery told me that addiction is where you don't want it but you need it.

*considers vague memories of various lady friends*

Posted by: Miklos, hemoglobin checks out ok at September 21, 2019 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

312 Anna, there's some evidence that it's possible.

Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2019 11:49 PM (xIKXj)

313 Genetics.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (NWiLs)


I hope I have my dad's genetics. He didn't start getting gray hair till he was 75 and he was still playing tennis at 88.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:49 PM (TdMsT)

314 "Didn't he betray us on Kavanaugh?"
-Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:47 PM (TdMsT)

He's Canadian, so *meh*.

...but he volunteered to help write Agenda 21.

The Enemy of your Enemy is Not Necessarily your Friend.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:49 PM (Ckg4U)

315 Vegan farts cause global warming!!!

And as for coffee, I can quit anytime!
*twitch*

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 21, 2019 11:49 PM (G546f)

316 If you have that site pinned in your tool-bar, how is that speed dial?

Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2019 11:41 PM



It's a feature in Firefox -- I just call it 'speed dial' for lack of the proper term...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 21, 2019 11:49 PM (7WaWV)

317 Ok I will bite.
Why is Jordan Peterson a charlatan etc?

Posted by: keena at September 21, 2019 11:50 PM (RiTnx)

318 My wife has been prescribed it and taking it with no problems. Because we have similar problems I've actually taken a few of hers and I've never found it addictive or outrageous and neither has she.

-------

If used intermittently/in light-to-moderate dosage, they aren't particularly dangerous, and are beneficial for certain people.

But they are habit forming, and are often overprescribed (in terms of dosage/frequency) because it's an easy answer for severe anxiety.

This is a problem because it can have extremely adverse reactions with alcohol (abuse of which is frequently comorbid with panic disorders), and deadly ones with opioids.

And once a bad dependency develops, withdrawals can also be deadly, unlike most other drugs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2019 11:50 PM (5aX2M)

319 If you have that site pinned in your tool-bar, how is that speed dial?

Nyah.

He meant pinned to the bar stool.

It's late.

Posted by: Miklos, Budapest bars open in about an hour at September 21, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

320 So Read Jordanetics if you really are really interested in his scam, eh.
But oh, thats right, its the dreaded alt Right that actually took the time to publicly go after him. SOoo...best just leave him alone. His enemy is your???

Posted by: Quilp at September 21, 2019 11:52 PM (Bf3hj)

321 OK, Enough boomerville for one night, Football comes early in the MTZ

Posted by: Quilp at September 21, 2019 11:53 PM (Bf3hj)

322 "Ok I will bite.
Why is Jordan Peterson a charlatan etc?
"
-Posted by: keena at September 21, 2019 11:50 PM (RiTnx)

I'll refer you to Vox Day's "takes" on Peterson. Vox wrote a whole book about Peterson's "turn" from minor fame to lunacy.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:53 PM (Ckg4U)

323 My use of Xanax is constrained to overseas flights. Wake me up when we get to Heathrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 11:54 PM (xSo9G)

324 Like those cheeseburgers from AMPM that taste nothing like meat. They're great !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2019 11:54 PM (WF/xn)

325 G'Night, Quilp.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 21, 2019 11:54 PM (Ckg4U)

326 No no, look it up!

Posted by: Danny Thomas at September 21, 2019 11:55 PM (v3UCk)

327 My use of Xanax is constrained to overseas flights. Wake me up when we get to Heathrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

It also helps with the English food once you get there.

Posted by: Miklos, hip hip at September 21, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

328 323 My use of Xanax is constrained to overseas flights. Wake me up when we get to Heathrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2019 11:54 PM (xSo9G)


I've taken it when I've flown overseas. I don't much love flying.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:56 PM (TdMsT)

329 "It is a direct attack on the ranching industry in the name of Global Warming hysteria."

Now who's being hysterical? Aren't you glad that automobile companies directly attacked the livery and stables industry? Or that computer companies directly attacked the abacus and sliderule makers?

I don't get the angst over this probably-doomed-to-fail impburger. Times change, and we are currently living in the most prosperous time in history, with a range of consumer choices that shames the wealth of kings of only a century ago.

I'll worry much more about the threat of Global Warming Hysterics when they try to stick me with a carbon tax, or take away my car.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 11:56 PM (mk9aG)

330 Xanax is amazing for flights to Europe or Asia. I actually sleep and am not like the living dead once I arrive.

Posted by: keena at September 21, 2019 11:57 PM (RiTnx)

331
I'll worry much more about the threat of Global Warming Hysterics when they try to stick me with a carbon tax, or take away my car.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 11:56 PM (mk9aG)


If it can be imagined, it will come to pass.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:57 PM (TdMsT)

332 The Mystery Clip is a clear case of Cultural Appropriation. A black dude singing an Irish song? Nope. No good. (Not to mention it's the crappiest cover of the song I've ever heard.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 21, 2019 11:58 PM (mo1Sv)

333 304 I'm not addicted to coffee

I just need it to function
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 21, 2019 11:42 PM (G546f)

Someone in recovery told me that addiction is where you don't want it but you need it.
It is an odd feeling to hit the end of your leash like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (xG/b0)


I'm addicted to coffee. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2019 11:58 PM (aA3+G)

334 332 The Mystery Clip is a clear case of Cultural Appropriation. A black dude singing an Irish song? Nope. No good. (Not to mention it's the crappiest cover of the song I've ever heard.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 21, 2019 11:58 PM (mo1Sv)

Metallica's version is way better.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2019 11:58 PM (NWiLs)

335 "the "heme" in impossible foods might be actual blood. from horrifying sources."

Can you save me some time and tell me what sources you suspect? We all love eating blood from animals, so it must not be them.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 11:59 PM (mk9aG)

336 If it can be imagined, it will come to pass.
Posted by: Ladyl

Now that the world is led by 16 year old Swedish retard kids, probably.

Posted by: Miklos, law is to be vacated forthwith at September 21, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

337

A carbon tax. An oxygen tax. A hydrogen tax.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2019 11:59 PM (aKsyK)

338 A meat tax because eating meat is a sin against Gaia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 12:00 AM (QSzhg)

339 We have 5 years.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 22, 2019 12:00 AM (EgshT)

340 "If it can be imagined, it will come to pass." I'm sure they'll try as hard as they can, and that is more worth worrying about than the impburger.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:01 AM (mk9aG)

341 A carbon tax. An oxygen tax. A hydrogen tax.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Maryland already taxed rain.

Posted by: Miklos, all is possible at September 22, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

342 Google Camp said 14 months Greta.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 12:01 AM (QSzhg)

343 > why is fungi allowable on a vegan diet?

Good question. They're not plants. They're their own kingdom, and they're actually considerably closer to animals on a genetic basis than they are to plants.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2019 12:01 AM (9xVRr)

344 "If it can be imagined, it will come to pass."
-Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2019 11:57 PM (TdMsT)

Let's keep that from coming here through the same Shame-Tactics they use against us.

While many cannot be Shamed, their closest friends will see them as the Outcasts that they Crave to Be.

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 22, 2019 12:02 AM (Ckg4U)

345 339 We have 5 years.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 22, 2019 12:00 AM (EgshT)

That long? What a disappointment.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:02 AM (NWiLs)

346 The lunatic Democrats liked me. They really liked me!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 22, 2019 12:02 AM (EgshT)

347 gp, because the research isn't mine, I pointed you to a couple of sources.

post 192

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:03 AM (xIKXj)

348 why is fungi allowable on a vegan diet?

Good question. They're not plants. They're their own kingdom, and they're actually considerably closer to animals

"The tiny screams of porcini mushrooms"

Posted by: Miklos, with a working title at September 22, 2019 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

349 Willie Nelson on ACL .

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:03 AM (CDGwz)

350 Bring on the drugs.

'bring on the night, i couldn't stand another hour of daylight'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 12:03 AM (ykYG2)

351 > We have 5 years.

> Posted by: Greta Thunberg

Until when? Until you finally hit puberty on your shitty vegan diet?

P.S. malnutrition also shaves a lot of points off your I.Q.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2019 12:03 AM (9xVRr)

352 Vox Day's book, that I bought for kindle a few years ago "SJWs always lie" is the most awful rambling story of internet drama. It won't help you deal with SJWs or even identify them, beyond the obvious.

Owen Benjamin is another with a hate-boner for Peterson. I hope Owen's quest to tell the world that the moon landing was a hoax won't delay him saving the world from pedos.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 12:04 AM (LxTcq)

353 > "The tiny screams of porcini mushrooms"

Yeast rolls are murder.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2019 12:04 AM (9xVRr)

354 "Good question. They're not plants. They're their own kingdom, and they're actually considerably closer to animals on a genetic basis than they are to plants."
-Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2019 12:01 AM (9xVRr)

*watches mushroom climb screen door*

I freaking Knew It!

*fuels-up flamethrower*

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 22, 2019 12:04 AM (Ckg4U)

355 Well time to go soak in the tub.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2019 12:04 AM (QSzhg)

356 Why is Jordan Peterson a charlatan etc?
Posted by: keena at September 21, 2019 11:50 PM (RiTnx)


He talks about religion and Jung and how being forced to live in a lie degrades your life and makes you miserable, and eventually makes you incapable of identifying the problem, so creating a situation where solutions are not possible.

He also talks about clarity of language and the importance of trying to find ways to act that respect your beliefs and morals, and how to reinforce that in your daily life

heretical things like that.


Hey, let's talk about how Dave Ramsey is a charlatan and and flim-flam artist as well!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2019 12:04 AM (xG/b0)

357 That Girdle kid seems a bit touched, Wednesday Adam's?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2019 12:05 AM (WF/xn)

358 Willie Nelson on Anterior Cruciate Ligament?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 12:05 AM (7WaWV)

359 "gp, because the research isn't mine, I pointed you to a couple of sources. post 192"

Is it by-products from human abortions? Can you at least tell me that, before I spend 44 minutes on the videos?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:06 AM (mk9aG)

360 He talks about religion and Jung and how being forced to live in a lie degrades your life and makes you miserable,

He isn't wrong about that. I speak from first-hand experience.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:06 AM (NWiLs)

361 Blue skies, from now on.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 22, 2019 12:06 AM (EgshT)

362 Willie Nelson on ACL .
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Jeebers, 86 years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:06 AM (xSo9G)

363 *fuels-up flamethrower*
Posted by: Slapweasel

Why the fungi hate? Give them a chance, they grow on you.

Posted by: Miklos, this one here, for example at September 22, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

364 I like the "fun" part of fungi.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)

365 Jordan Peterson is a Man who thinks, and you know? its OK if he does not agree with you 100% of the time.

To make an enemy of someone, and dismiss EVERYTHING they say, because you don't agree with him even 50% of the time, is the Problem today.

Posted by: Don Q at September 22, 2019 12:08 AM (NgKpN)

366 I thought Willie done dropped the chalupa a while back...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 12:08 AM (7WaWV)

367
Also, if anyone here is using Xanax - I can't emphasize this enough - discontinue it in the event that you are prescribed an opiate or opioid painkiller or cough syrup.

Doctors frequently overlook ongoing prescriptions from years ago, and benzos with opioids can cause heart failure, even in relatively low doses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 12:09 AM (5aX2M)

368 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 12:05 AM (7WaWV)


Ugh ACLs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 12:09 AM (aA3+G)

369 Yeah... time for me to say "goodnight".

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel ...reporting Live from the Edge at September 22, 2019 12:09 AM (Ckg4U)

370 Nighters Slap

Posted by: Miklos, he'll be back at September 22, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

371 349 Willie Nelson on ACL .
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:03 AM (CDGwz)

Anterior cruciate ligament?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:10 AM (NWiLs)

372
Good question. They're not plants. They're their
own kingdom, and they're actually considerably closer to animals on a
genetic basis than they are to plants.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2019 12:01 AM (9xVRr)


Mushrooms have the Umami flavor, which is also the MSG flavor and the savory flavor of some fish and cooked meats. It makes a lot of other flavors "pop" in combination.

(I used to say that Umami is one of the quark flavors along with Strange, Up and Neapolitan -- that is until I realized no one knew what I was talking about)

My GF is mostly a vegetarian, but mostly because she doesn't like beef or pork much, and will only eat the tiniest amount of chicken or bacon. But she also hates mushrooms, so she can't eat most vegan stuff because they mix mushrooms into everything.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2019 12:10 AM (xG/b0)

373 If one's going to use benzos concomittantly with opiates, he needs to add ETOH to the mix to keep his heart going!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 12:11 AM (7WaWV)

374 I find much of what Jordan Peterson says is agreeable. His delivery is more like that of a TED-talker or PBS shill than that of a real scholar, but that's a mere quibble. I'm sorry to hear about his wife's illness and his addiction. He seems like the kind of guy who will overcome.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:11 AM (mk9aG)

375 I like the "fun" part of fungi.
Posted by: Insomniac

Some mushroom are magic.

Posted by: Miklos "Carlos" Castaneda at September 22, 2019 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

376 I'll worry much more about the threat of Global Warming Hysterics when they try to stick me with a carbon tax, or take away my car.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 21, 2019 11:56 PM (mk9aG)

Global Warming hysteric Al Gore is one of the biggest investors in Beyond Meat. This is a scheme designed to "prove" we don't need meat, and once the Frankenmeat is widely used, the next step will be heavy luxury taxes on real meat, on the pretext that cattle ranching is "carbon intensive."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:11 AM (jEgzt)

377 Insomnia -- I will definitely hunt that version up. Thanks for the tip.

Impossible burger -- aside from the bad memory of the really, really disgusting soy enhanced ground beef sold back in the early '70s, dry beans are verboten for dialysis patients. The XO tried an Impossible Whopper and thought it was okay and might get one every now and again for Friday. ( Unreconstructed Roman Catholic raised by two Irish Catholics. Never really got into Vatican II. Goes to the only Latin mass in Omaha.) If I think about it, I'll have to ask a nutrionist.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 22, 2019 12:11 AM (mo1Sv)

378 gp, that's a possibility. research makes it less a loony idea.

but yes.

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:12 AM (xIKXj)

379 373 If one's going to use benzos concomittantly with opiates, he needs to add ETOH to the mix to keep his heart going!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 12:11 AM (7WaWV)

*check cupboard*

Damn, no opiates.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:12 AM (NWiLs)

380 "gp, because the research isn't mine, I pointed you to a couple of sources. post 192"

Is it blood from executed prisoners, or live prisoners being drained? Or cats and dogs from pounds? Or can you give me a cite that I can read, instead of videos?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:13 AM (mk9aG)

381 Synthetic 'meat'? Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not inclined to any synthetic foods.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:14 AM (xSo9G)

382 Imma head on up to the Promenade Deck... Hear tell Isaac's got opiates!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 12:14 AM (7WaWV)

383 Damn, no opiates.
Posted by: Insomniac

It seems only the older Docs do laudanum these days.

Posted by: Miklos, calm, very calm at September 22, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

384 "gp, that's a possibility. research makes it less a loony idea.
but yes."

OK, I'll look into it. It will take a while before I can get back to you on it. Thanks!

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:14 AM (mk9aG)

385 People who lie, their blind spots grow and they become less perceptive. Peterson says this in rather long-winded ways. And Shakespeare says it, but it even less accessible. I don't think there is a tv trope about it, except "evil cannot comprehend good".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 12:15 AM (LxTcq)

386 I'm not inclined to any synthetic foods.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

It this a very strict rule?

Posted by: Velveeta, a cheese food product at September 22, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

387 *check cupboard*

Damn, no opiates.
Posted by: Insomniac
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We have a few valium on hand, left over from when the doggeh would experience anxiety attacks during thunderstorms. She grew out of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:16 AM (xSo9G)

388 Willie Nelson can't really sing anymore, he just mouths the words. Sad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:17 AM (xSo9G)

389 I'm not inclined to any synthetic foods.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

It this a very strict rule?
Posted by: Velveeta
----------

Are you suggesting that 'cheese food' may not be actual cheese?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:19 AM (xSo9G)

390 So far, the only real alien tech that has been back engineered is the whiz part of cheezewhiz. You are eating the propulsion system of foo fighters from outer space.

Posted by: Art's Parts at September 22, 2019 12:19 AM (vqIkG)

391 Thank you for the ONT, MisHum.

Watching "Deep Rising" which has been described as "Aliens" on a cruise ship. I would describe it as "Aliens" done with characters that have way less cardboard in them.

Not to say "Deep Rising" is free of cardboard, far from it, but it at least isn't a feminist tract which ruins movies forever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2019 12:19 AM (l9m7l)

392 I read Peterson's book. I thought it offered some sound advice

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2019 12:19 AM (WF/xn)

393 I'm being nagged by the cat and dog to call it night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:20 AM (xSo9G)

394 Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:11 AM (mk9aG)

Quillette's and Cato's podcast drive me nuts because it sounds like NPR from the 2000's when I stopped listening.

I do listen to some of their podcasts because it is a very different view point from what I normally listen to; they go into technical subjects it can be hard to get an overview on.

And they are not NPR, though I have some nasty things to say about Cato.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2019 12:20 AM (xG/b0)

395 367 -- Yu -- Very interesting point. My dialysis fistula was created late May or 2018, and the surgeon sent me home with oxycodone. I only took a couple because I hated the way the stuff twisted my brain into a pretzel. I have been taking Xanax for years; otherwise I don't sleep. February 2019, I had a complete heart blockage and surgeon had to insert pacemaker. I woner, in light of what you posted, if there was a connection. There were nearly ten months separating the two events.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 22, 2019 12:20 AM (mo1Sv)

396
I find much of what Jordan Peterson says is agreeable. His delivery is more like that of a TED-talker or PBS shill than that of a real scholar, but that's a mere quibble.

His manner of speaking reminds me of David Horowitz.
Kind of halting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2019 12:21 AM (aKsyK)

397 If one's going to use benzos concomittantly with opiates, he needs to add ETOH to the mix to keep his heart going!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 12:11 AM (7WaWV)

------

LOL, for sure.

Most of the deaths are definitely from dumb kids mixing drugs and alcohol they don't really understand and then having a catastrophe.

But a disturbing minority happen because mom's on Xanax, doc doesn't notice it when she breaks her leg, so he gives her a moderate dosage prescription for Oxy or whatever, and she keels over at dinner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 12:22 AM (5aX2M)

398 Amazing Polly, In Pursuit of Truth, and the x22 report are very good. They're the citizen journalists I wish I was.

although they probably would call themselves commenters.

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:22 AM (xIKXj)

399 Are you suggesting that 'cheese food' may not be actual cheese?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

It is a kind of eternal FDA product classification limbo.

Posted by: Velveeta Dangerfield, no respect at September 22, 2019 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

400 And they are not NPR, though I have some nasty things to say about Cato.

At least he kept Clouseau on his toes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 22, 2019 12:22 AM (xkSJa)

401 I never got on the Jordan Peterson bandwagon, so I don't have to get off it. I hope, for his sake, he gets the monkey off his back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:22 AM (jEgzt)

402 Are you suggesting that 'cheese food' may not be actual cheese?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:19 AM (xSo9G)



No, whey!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2019 12:22 AM (xG/b0)

403 And they are not NPR, though I have some nasty things to say about Cato.
Posted by: Kindltot

Cato delendum est?

Posted by: Not normally ironic Miklos at September 22, 2019 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

404 333 304 I'm not addicted to coffee

I just need it to function
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 21, 2019 11:42 PM (G546f)

Someone in recovery told me that addiction is where you don't want it but you need it.
It is an odd feeling to hit the end of your leash like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2019 11:46 PM (xG/b0)


I'm addicted to coffee. Nothing to be ashamed of.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



I freebase coffee. That doesn't make me a bad person and I can stop at any time. I just don't wanna.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 12:24 AM (HCqAo)

405 Related:
I really didn't like 12 Angry Men. Fonda seems to mope his way to victory, never once being articulate or certain. His biggest antagonist self-immolates by becoming so angry. Hell I may write a sequel about the pure evil defendant laughing about getting away with murder.

Expressing yourself precisely is like a muscle that needs to be worked out regularly. It is satisfying independent of getting your way. That movie seems to say that it isn't important.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 12:26 AM (LxTcq)

406 >>>>>I freebase coffee. That doesn't make me a bad person and I can stop at any time. I just don't wanna.


Never have ever considered stopping

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 12:26 AM (aA3+G)

407 i read maybe 2/3 of Peterson's 'Rules For Life'.

I'd not call him a charlatan exactly. I'd call him a centre-right Oprah.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 12:27 AM (ykYG2)

408 Cato delendum est?
Posted by: Not normally ironic Miklos at September 22, 2019 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)



getting there, but hopefully without that whole invasion from the Iberian peninsula with elephants.


You know how Ace is on about David French et al have this conservative take on progressive ideas?

Cato appears to be the only mainstream libertarian organization that supports deplatforming -- you know, only for those hateful people like Gab and 8chan.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2019 12:27 AM (xG/b0)

409 I love cats. And I love dogs. Met a Great Pyrannies named "Bear" and a bunch of tiny dogs, one named Sophie.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2019 12:29 AM (l9m7l)

410 now, if you're Just Asking Questions about the Moon landing, I will call you a charlatan.

Jordan Peterson > Vox Day

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 12:29 AM (ykYG2)

411 "once the Frankenmeat is widely used, the next step will be heavy luxury taxes on real meat, on the pretext that cattle ranching is "carbon intensive.""

OK, I see the connection btw influential warmists and meat industry that you are concerned about, and will look into it more. N.B.: I don't have any stake (pun) in the ranching industry, so I don't personally have a big incentive to fight to save it.

Truth is, meat is already quite expensive, due to the demand of a growing global middle-class, and the price inflation pressure of our out-of-control money-supply creation. Since I retired, good quality meat is really already priced out of reach of my daily diet, even without the threat of frankenfood. I haven't had an actual steak in over a year.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:29 AM (mk9aG)

412 Henry Fonda put me off at the end of Grapes of Wrath when he played Tom Joad and seemed to become one with his character at the end, talking about becoming a commie spirit or something.

he just seemed so self-righteous

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:30 AM (xIKXj)

413 Cato appears to be the only mainstream libertarian organization that supports deplatforming -- you know, only for those hateful people like Gab and 8chan.
Posted by: Kindltot

I don't pay attention. Some kind of institutional capture?

They mainly think Jordan Peterson should be free to smoke dope?

Posted by: Miklos, the Constitution is freaking libertarian at September 22, 2019 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

414 I'm radically indifferent in regards to Jordan Peterson. I do hope he shakes his addiction though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 12:32 AM (HCqAo)

415 if the mower was a self propelled one it would be even better.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 22, 2019 12:33 AM (cxIsI)

416 you know, the connections between the impossible foods company and nefarious global leftists, who want to destroy animal farming, are right out in the open


they want to destroy flyover country, farmers, the rust belt, POTUS voters. conservatives, christians, ranchers, cowboys and cowgirls. Americans.

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:33 AM (xIKXj)

417 Truth is, meat is already quite expensive, due to the demand of a growing global middle-class, and the price inflation pressure of our out-of-control money-supply creation. Since I retired, good quality meat is really already priced out of reach of my daily diet, even without the threat of frankenfood. I haven't had an actual steak in over a year.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:29 AM (mk9aG)

If the Frankenmeat becomes popular, and they succeed in shutting down ranchers, look for real meat to become even more costly.

When have Leftists ever been satisfied with a market solution to one of their "problems", if they are able to force compliance?

Camel's nose, tent. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:34 AM (jEgzt)

418 When have Leftists ever been satisfied with a market solution to one of their "problems", if they are able to force compliance?

Camel's nose, tent. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:34 AM (jEgzt)

Force is what they're all about.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:35 AM (NWiLs)

419 From what I've seen over the years, the killjoys seem bound, bit, and determined to destroy the coffee industry and withhold it from the people who enjoy it. I think it's analogous to those nitwits at Science in the Public Interest -- if it tastes good and makes you happy, it's got to be bad for you. (Tacos in Omaha haven't been the same since all the Mexican restaurants stopped using lard to fry their tacos in and started using "approved" vegetable oil.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 22, 2019 12:36 AM (mo1Sv)

420 I'd not call him a charlatan exactly. I'd call him a centre-right Oprah.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 12:27 AM (ykYG2)

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Exactly, except maybe I'd call him center-left. Not that it matters, because he's a centrist.

In any event, he gets little old ladies and wine moms and pajama-boys to question their default Leftism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 12:36 AM (5aX2M)

421 I love cats. And I love dogs. Met a Great Pyrannies named "Bear" and a bunch of tiny dogs, one named Sophie.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Mike Hammer's Cat, and dog Sophie:

http://tinyurl.com/y3bxn5vs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 12:36 AM (xSo9G)

422 now, if you're Just Asking Questions about the Moon landing, I will call you a charlatan.

It was rough, I'll tell ya.

When the Moon Maidens attacked, everybody panicked but me. Neil, or Nell, whatever, good guy, but lost it. But I though they smelled pretty good. One winked at me. So I called up to Brian on the Command Thing, and we got it handled. True story.

Posted by: Joe "Hands On" Biden at September 22, 2019 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

423 "Quillette's and Cato's podcast drive me nuts because it sounds like NPR from the 2000's when I stopped listening."

Life is too short to learn things from videos and podcasts, when I'd rather read stuff instead. The trend toward video and audio, and away from written text is maddening.

Then there's the trend to "clickify" all textual stuff; instead of giving you four straight paragraphs, they package it into clickable animated unfolding bites, littered with clip art and stock photos. All distractions, wastes of time, and obstacles to concentrated thought.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:37 AM (mk9aG)

424 "If the Frankenmeat becomes popular, and they succeed in shutting down ranchers, look for real meat to become even more costly."

Yes, that's indisputable.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:39 AM (mk9aG)

425
Reading that paper on Xanax, I got interested in some of the references and was clicky-clacking. Here's a SAMSHA report on drug related ER visits from the period 2004-2011, the DAWN study:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy2fk5as

From 2004 - 2011, the number of drug abuse ER visits per population increased 100%.

There's a ton of data there, broken down in all sorts of ways. Alcohol alone was just under 5%, illegal drugs were 27%, legal drugs (being abused) were 34% and the rest were combinations.

It gets quite involved. IN combination with alcohol, opiates were #1, followed by benzos.

Now, with pharmaceuticals alone (no alcohol or other drugs), benzos were about 28%, and opiods were 39%.

When you break it down by indivdual drug, oxycodone/contin was #1, with 12% and Xanax was #2, with just under 10%

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 12:42 AM (f1Vqw)

426 if the mower was a self propelled one it would be even better.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 22, 2019 12:33 AM (cxIsI)

My father built a riding mower for me to use when I was about ten years old. He started with an ancient power reel mower, and removed the handlebar. He then built a little wheeled sulky that attached to the handlebar's mounting points. The sulky had throttle and clutch controls for the mower, and bicycle handlebars to steer the sulky wheels, which were on an axle right under the seat. He ended up putting dual wheels on the mower to give it the traction it needed.

It worked very well, and I mowed the lawn with it for years. It was powered by a 5/8 HP Iron Horse engine, of the type once seen on washing machines. Cut an 18" swath, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:42 AM (jEgzt)

427 So I invited my piano teacher who, despite clearly being a liberal , (musician, Jewish, broke) is a pretty good guy and fun to play piano with, to my house for a BBQ/small party. He gladly accepts but informs me he is a vegetarian. and should he bring his own food and has never cooked on grill his whole life WTF? Why do people have to complicate life like this?

How is this possible? The guy studied all over Europe, speaks 3 language fluently, knows everything about piano and classical music but knows nothing about cooking on a grill? Is this what passes for sophisticated?

Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2019 12:43 AM (NbRJx)

428 "If the Frankenmeat becomes popular, and they succeed in shutting down ranchers, look for real meat to become even more costly."

As long as Iowa has the first primaries...


The Dem candidates were at the Iowa Steak Fry (which sounds like a horrible idea) but they cooked 10,500 steaks, with all the Dems smiling and asking for votes.

Then again, lefties are consistent, in their lying shitweasel way.

Posted by: Miklos, Friend to all Noble Weasel and Slapweasel Peoples at September 22, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

429 "if you're Just Asking Questions about the Moon landing, I will call you a charlatan."

I hang out at unz a bit, and they have all that crazy stuff, along with a big big dose of anti-semitism. I read some of what they have on moon landing truth, 9-11 truth, Sandy Hook truth, etc. I remain unconvinced, but I'm glad there's an open forum for unusual stuff, just like I'm glad the world has unusual foods and movies and books to try.

Over there I comment as "gutta percha," which is what gp stands for.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:45 AM (mk9aG)

430 Think of how the wide swath when you build a mower out of your Suburban.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 12:45 AM (LxTcq)

431 A childhood friend's son died a couple weeks ago

28 years old. heart exploded.

it's whispered he was "on drugs" but I'm not going to ask. here in Forgottonia, downstate Illinois, the recovery of our great US economy might be a little late for many young men.

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:45 AM (xIKXj)

432 gp, I spend about an hour a day commuting. I can listen to podcasts, top 40 radio or talkshows studded with commercials, oh, or the Russian station.

Oh, I can hum to myself too.

Of them all, the Russian station comes in second after podcasts, and I don't speak Russian.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2019 12:45 AM (xG/b0)

433
You can also see acetaminophen (Tylenol) overdoses showing up there. Alone, APAP was 3.2% and 2.7% in the combo with alcohol class.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 12:46 AM (f1Vqw)

434 Over there I comment as "gutta percha," which is what gp stands for.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated

Considered and approved.

Posted by: Miklos, for the Estate of Preston Brooks at September 22, 2019 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

435 Then there's the trend to "clickify" all textual stuff; instead of giving you four straight paragraphs, they package it into clickable animated unfolding bites, littered with clip art and stock photos. All distractions, wastes of time, and obstacles to concentrated thought.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:37 AM



You need to get yourself some uBlock Origin in your 'puter!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 12:48 AM (7WaWV)

436 Then there's the trend to "clickify" all textual stuff; instead of giving you four straight paragraphs, they package it into clickable animated unfolding bites, littered with clip art and stock photos. All distractions, wastes of time, and obstacles to concentrated thought.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:37 AM (mk9aG)

Tend to agree, but I find videos can be useful for some technical stuff. Provided the video maker knows his shit, and explains as he/she proceeds. I wanted to know how to get the factory radio out of my '08 Suburban; found a Ewetoob video that showed exactly how, in less than five minutes. And you can see it being done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:48 AM (jEgzt)

437 Why would I need to eat synthetic meat? My husband is sitting right here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2019 12:49 AM (vVOK2)

438 431 A childhood friend's son died a couple weeks ago

28 years old. heart exploded.

it's whispered he was "on drugs" but I'm not going to ask. here in Forgottonia, downstate Illinois, the recovery of our great US economy might be a little late for many young men.
Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:45 AM (xIKXj)

That's rather awful. As an aside, economic recovery or no, great numbers of young men aren't being given much to live for these days anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:49 AM (NWiLs)

439 "but I find videos can be useful for some technical stuff." Oh yes, the how-to videos on youtube are great!

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:51 AM (mk9aG)

440 Think of how the wide swath when you build a mower out of your Suburban.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 12:45 AM (LxTcq)

Heh. I have a six-foot rough-cut mower on my tractor, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:51 AM (jEgzt)

441 That's rather awful. As an aside, economic recovery or no, great numbers of young men aren't being given much to live for these days anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac a

Many young men (and women) have observed what divorce means, and how it works. Therefore no marriage, because not entirely stupid.

Posted by: Miklos, married? No, happy at September 22, 2019 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

442 agreed, Insomn. If they listen to their "betters" which some of them must in order to be cool, not much faith, hope or love in it.

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:52 AM (xIKXj)

443

The economic Crisis of '08 shows up in that drug data.

Half of the increase in ER drug events occurred in the '09 - '11 period. While the detailed data isn't yet broken down, things seem to have stabilized after that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 12:52 AM (f1Vqw)

444 That's rather awful. As an aside, economic recovery or no, great numbers of young men aren't being given much to live for these days anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:49 AM (NWiLs)

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Which is catastrophic for this country if not reversed.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 12:52 AM (RU4sa)

445
I've got a 15' bush hog. I'm well hung with mowers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 12:53 AM (f1Vqw)

446 "gp, I spend about an hour a day commuting. I can listen to podcasts, top 40 radio or talkshows studded with commercials, oh, or the Russian station."

I failed to consider commute downtime, or treadmill downtime, etc. I take your point!

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:53 AM (mk9aG)

447 Misandry is the name of the game, now...sad to say.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 12:53 AM (RU4sa)

448 Why would I need to eat synthetic meat? My husband is sitting right here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2019 12:49 AM (vVOK2)

Does filet of Beto count as synthetic meat, if you shot him when he was in his Furry suit?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:53 AM (jEgzt)

449 WSU: 300 yards in the 2nd QUARTER

Posted by: Igotnothing at September 22, 2019 12:53 AM (xf2hT)

450 Heh. I have a six-foot rough-cut mower on my tractor, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If you need a tedder, I can get you one wholesale.

Posted by: Miklos, jumping down, turning around at September 22, 2019 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)

451 Many young men (and women) have observed what divorce means, and how it works. Therefore no marriage, because not entirely stupid.

Posted by: Miklos, married? No, happy at September 22, 2019 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

That's certainly one factor. If I knew then what I know now I would not have gotten married.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:54 AM (NWiLs)

452 well, POTUS is doing what he can. lowest unemployment for what, 50 years?

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:54 AM (xIKXj)

453 Half of the increase in ER drug events occurred in the '09 - '11 period. While the detailed data isn't yet broken down, things seem to have stabilized after that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 12:52 AM (f1Vqw)

Another stellar success of the Obama Economic Miracle!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:54 AM (jEgzt)

454 WSU: 300 yards in the 2nd QUARTER
Posted by: Igotnothing

The Men's or the Women's?

Posted by: Miklos, you gotta ask these days at September 22, 2019 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

455 Miklos, I think it is the National Review-ization of the establishment (heh) libertarian groups.

I strongly suspect they are trying to pull a Buckley and drive all competitors away to leave themselves supreme in the libertarian sphere.

8chan and GAB are both "hotbeds of racism" per MSM and they would know since they are the media and they know who should be deplatformed -- like there isn't any possible ulterior motive there.

They are also uncouth and don't fight like gentlemen, and mess up the planned (heh) and ordered set battles over policy with our dear colleagues.

However, Cato does do good, measured discussions of things like bitcoin and rent controls.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2019 12:56 AM (xG/b0)

456 442 agreed, Insomn. If they listen to their "betters" which some of them must in order to be cool, not much faith, hope or love in it.
Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:52 AM (xIKXj)

No, there certainly isn't. Also, men and masculinity are increasingly ridiculed, marginalized, ostracized, blamed, ashamed and vilified. Living in that kind of a society isn't much to look forward to.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:56 AM (NWiLs)

457 "here in Forgottonia, downstate Illinois" I love southern Illinois! You have so many beautiful nature preserves down there. I've vacationed there twice, photographing plants and bugs and snakes. The people are nicer there than here too.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 12:57 AM (mk9aG)

458
A neighbor of mine bought a tedder years ago, may he rest in peace. He called it a "tether", and I didn't have the heart to correct him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 12:57 AM (f1Vqw)

459 What is a tedder? Something that lays the crop out to dry? Or is it another term for "swather"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:59 AM (jEgzt)

460 447 Misandry is the name of the game, now...sad to say.
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 12:53 AM (RU4sa)

It's in the classrooms, the colleges, the courtrooms and the TV commercials, just to name a few. When the constant message is you're an idiot, a rapist, or generally worthless just for being male, it doesn't lead to a very good view of the self.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:59 AM (NWiLs)

461 A nation of soyboys.

This is what the left wants.

Easier to control.

Easier to discard once their usefulness has been exhausted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEidCVusDkY&t=1s

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 12:59 AM (RU4sa)

462 A childhood friend's son died a couple weeks ago

28 years old. heart exploded.

it's whispered he was "on drugs" but I'm not going to ask. here in Forgottonia, downstate Illinois, the recovery of our great US economy might be a little late for many young men.
Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 12:45 AM (xIKXj)

That's rather awful. As an aside, economic recovery or no, great numbers of young men aren't being given much to live for these days anyway.

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The drugs are a symptom. The rich use them to escape the boredom, the poor to escape the misery. The middle class use them to escape the drudgery.

Whether it's drugs you're worried about, or guns, or rape, or whatever it is, the problem stems from the cultural root.

But I'm hoping that's starting to change.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 01:00 AM (5aX2M)

463

Look up pictures of tedders. It basically turns over the cut hay (before raking into windrows). It speeds up drying and lets you bale it faster.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:01 AM (f1Vqw)

464 459 What is a tedder? Something that lays the crop out to dry? Or is it another term for "swather"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 12:59 AM (jEgzt)

It's the act of leaving a girl in a submerged automobile to drown.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 01:01 AM (NWiLs)

465 It's the act of leaving a girl in a submerged automobile to drown.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 01:01 AM



Thread winner nomination?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:03 AM (7WaWV)

466
By turning over the underside of the cut hay crop lying in the field, it also lets air out better and keeps it from getting moldy, as a little bit always will.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:04 AM (f1Vqw)

467 It's in the classrooms, the colleges, the courtrooms and the TV commercials, just to name a few. When the constant message is you're an idiot, a rapist, or generally worthless just for being male, it doesn't lead to a very good view of the self.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:59 AM (NWiLs)

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Yeah, and it pisses me off.

I chose male-oriented fields because frankly, I can't stand being around a bunch of women in the workplace.

Now, a world ran by females...

*shudders*

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:04 AM (RU4sa)

468 It's the act of leaving a girl in a submerged automobile to drown.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 01:01 AM (NWiLs)

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Oooh... SNAP!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 01:05 AM (5aX2M)

469 You know, if all the criminals who've sucked the life out of our Republic were arrested, tried, and met the fate they've earned, it might wake up the young men and give them hope.

picture the King after Worm-tongue's spell is broken

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 01:05 AM (xIKXj)

470 economic recovery or no, great numbers of young men aren't being given much to live for these days anyway

I was trying to explain that over on Instapundit just yesterday, when he posted some Stossel comment about how the future so bright we gotta wear SHADES.

Trump gets credit for slowing down the rot. Seriously, he does. Mais apres lui le deluge.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 01:05 AM (ykYG2)

471 Look up pictures of tedders. It basically turns over the cut hay (before raking into windrows). It speeds up drying and lets you bale it faster.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:01 AM (f1Vqw)

I don't see them used in my neck of the woods. I think they use a swather, let it dry in the swath, and then bale from the swath.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:06 AM (jEgzt)

472 461 A nation of soyboys.

This is what the left wants.

Easier to control.

Easier to discard once their usefulness has been exhausted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEidCVusDkY&t=1s
Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 12:59 AM (RU4sa)

"Children of the Quorn" LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 01:07 AM (NWiLs)

473 I once worked on a dairy farm and made hay, but I've never heard of nor seen a 'tedder'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:09 AM (7WaWV)

474 Tedders are used here.

Got caught behind one just the other day.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:09 AM (RU4sa)

475 "I can't stand being around a bunch of women in the workplace." Yes, for many reasons. But since I started taking my new pill five days ago, I feel much less an urge to offend the ettes with my misogynism here. A cheerier, more agreeable gp is aborning.

I love you guys!

73
QRT

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 22, 2019 01:10 AM (mk9aG)

476 473 I once worked on a dairy farm and made hay, but I've never heard of nor seen a 'tedder'...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:09 AM (7WaWV)

While the sun shone?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 01:10 AM (NWiLs)

477 I see hay rakes in Alberta. Typically the big disc-shaped rakes that turn from ground drag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:11 AM (jEgzt)

478 It was always just cut, rake, and bale...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:11 AM (7WaWV)

479 Look up pictures of tedders. It basically turns over the cut hay (before raking into windrows). It speeds up drying and lets you bale it faster.


A tedder prepares the silage for baling. A baler is a separate piece of equipment. There are stand alone balers, but tedders are generally add-ons to agro machines, usually tractors. You can add a tedder and a baler to one tractor and do it all in one.

Posted by: Miklos, it is about efficiency at September 22, 2019 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

480 new Colter Wall on Western AF

"Cowpoke"

https://youtu.be/MmxKsK90L14

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 01:12 AM (xIKXj)

481 lol Insomniac

And that fake me out meat?

Made out of soy.

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:12 AM (RU4sa)

482

IIRC, it was around the early '90s when the hay guys around here started getting tedders. Looking up the history, they've been around for a long time, but apparently not all that common until later.

Just about everyone uses them now around here. It may vary with climate, I don't know. In humid, hot areas, like around here, it might be better worth or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:12 AM (f1Vqw)

483
Rodrigo Borgia posted this on my way to work, but in light of the vegan topic, I'm reposting.

Get a load of how lame Portland Antifa is:

https://tinyurl.com/soi-boi-taco

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 01:13 AM (5aX2M)

484 454 WSU: 300 yards in the 2nd QUARTER
Posted by: Igotnothing

The Men's or the Women's?
Posted by: Miklos, you gotta ask these days



We don't define ourselves by gender, bigot!

Posted by: PAC-12, woke and tolerant at September 22, 2019 01:14 AM (HCqAo)

485
The drill with the tedding. Cut it. Wait a day or so. The tedder it, then wait another day until it's dry, then rake and bale.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:14 AM (f1Vqw)

486
I'm remembering when that neighbor first got his tedder. It had three gearboxes, and the dealer had failed to fill one of them with oil. It burned out first time he used it. He was pissed, and as much with himself for not checking it.

He made the dealer make it good. Dealer didn't make too much of a fuss about it, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:16 AM (f1Vqw)

487 I once worked on a dairy farm and made hay



And what, pray tell, was the milkmaid's name?

Posted by: Miklos, in an agricultural idyll at September 22, 2019 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

488 Dog is bugging me for something. She has just been outside, has a bowl of fresh water, and just got a biscuit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:17 AM (jEgzt)

489 gp,

Considering how my "sistahs" are behaving, misogyny is a foregone conclusion.

As far as offending the 'ettes here...lol.

For the most part, no.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:17 AM (RU4sa)

490 They is hay stacking device called beaverslide. Heh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2019 01:18 AM (WF/xn)

491 488 Dog is bugging me for something. She has just been outside, has a bowl of fresh water, and just got a biscuit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:17 AM (jEgzt)

Give her the keyboard for 30 minutes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 01:18 AM (aA3+G)

492 Sheesh, I'm illiterate

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2019 01:18 AM (WF/xn)

493 490 They is hay stacking device called beaverslide. Heh
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 22, 2019 01:18 AM (WF/xn)

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Sounds like a Playboy mansion attraction.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:19 AM (RU4sa)

494 This iteration of society is dying, and it is going to crash and burn hard - there's no avoiding that anymore. But when it does, it will be those remaining men who still know how to be men who will build something back up from the ashes.

No, there is no benefit for men who are that way now - but remember, this is not going to last. And when it comes down, it will come down hard. I'm glad I'm not that young, I don't think I'll live to see the end of the United States, and it's replacement by successor states. But I'm absolutely certain my grandchildren will live through that.

As hard as things are now, they're going to get much much worse before they get better. If there's a bright side, it's this - once you know you can't win, then there's no point in playing by any of the rules anymore. You can do whatever you want, as long as you're clever enough to get away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 01:19 AM (V2Yro)

495 I'm out, y'all. Catch you reprobates later.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 01:19 AM (NWiLs)

496
Hello, all. Just got back from Ad Astra. That's a dour, cold movie that rarely engaged me, except for keeping me in a constant state of tension because empty, endless space unsettles me a bit. I don't get the sense that it's anti-toxic-maleness, however, because its psychology was mostly about neurosis and batshit lunacy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2019 01:19 AM (13CQC)

497 The drill with the tedding. Cut it. Wait a day or so. The tedder it, then wait another day until it's dry, then rake and bale.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:14 AM (f1Vqw)

I think Alberta is dry enough that tedding is unnecessary. And maybe in country that gets 2 hay crops a season, the tedder makes more sense. Get the cut hay off sooner so the next crop can grow?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:19 AM (jEgzt)

498 Heya MH!

Kitteh is currently on a keyboard (not mine, fortunately).

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:20 AM (RU4sa)

499 Laters, Insom.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:21 AM (RU4sa)

500 Give her the keyboard for 30 minutes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

One visit to the Barrel is worth $500 of obedience training.

Posted by: Miklos, guessing, but rationally at September 22, 2019 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

501
Dog is bugging me for something. She has just been outside, has a bowl of fresh water, and just got a biscuit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=======

Critter outside? Earthquake's a comin'? You're about to stroke out?


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2019 01:21 AM (13CQC)

502 Hey SMH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 22, 2019 01:22 AM (aA3+G)

503 Peace out, Insom!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 01:22 AM (5aX2M)

504
Check out the automatic hay wagon. They pick up square bales, stack them, and unload them automatically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d3HAV0SR9A

Most everyone just used the big round bales, but I remember someone around here got one of those automatic wagons. It was not self-propelled like the above, but pull-type with a tractor.

Once you got full, you'd unload it by just backing up into the barn or wherever, and it would unload and stack it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:22 AM (f1Vqw)

505 I think Alberta is dry enough that tedding is unnecessary. And maybe in country that gets 2 hay crops a season, the tedder makes more sense. Get the cut hay off sooner so the next crop can grow?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I think it depend on climate (doesn't everything?)

Some balers used in Europe wrap the bales in plastic. Wet bales become useless. It's more expensive to wrap the bales, but then you don't need a big barn to keep it in.

Posted by: Miklos, not a Swedish retard kid at September 22, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

506 Dog is bugging me for something. She has just been outside, has a bowl of fresh water, and just got a biscuit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Food. You can never go wrong with food, from the dog's perspective.

New Holland vid, re tedders. I note that they misuse 'tedder' as a verb.

http://tinyurl.com/y6yxzcww

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 01:25 AM (CDGwz)

507 Critter outside? Earthquake's a comin'? You're about to stroke out?


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2019 01:21 AM (13CQC)

She might have heard a cat. When I was up on the rood yesterday, the neighbor lady hollered up to ask me if I had seen her cat, a little gray tabby. I did see a little gray tabby, very friendly, 2 weeks ago when I arrived, have not seen it since. But it could be hiding under the trailer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:25 AM (jEgzt)

508 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2019 01:19 AM (V2Yro

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It could go that way, or not. Whatever happens, it will be yuuuge, whether for better or worse. And we'll all get to play our part in it.

Interesting times, as the Chinese supposedly say.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 01:25 AM (5aX2M)

509 Yeah, well, the Chinese can shove their interesting times.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:26 AM (RU4sa)

510 Soy face: I've said before, that the smile with the mouth wide enough for a dick a hamburger is the male version of duckface.

We have two headlines here, one about a surprise bj from a male nurse, and the other about giant vats of exploding flaming bull spunk. Something something nevertrump.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 01:26 AM (LxTcq)

511 Some balers used in Europe wrap the bales in plastic. Wet bales become useless. It's more expensive to wrap the bales, but then you don't need a big barn to keep it in.
Posted by: Miklos, not a Swedish retard kid at September 22, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

That, I see a lot in Alberta. Big old white sausages out lying in the fields.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:27 AM (jEgzt)

512 BTW, anyone monitoring scanners in Michigan?

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:27 AM (RU4sa)

513 Yeah, well, the Chinese can shove their interesting times.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:26 AM (RU4sa)


With a chop stick. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2019 01:28 AM (9Om/r)

514 Soy face: I've said before, that the smile with the mouth wide enough for a hamburger is the male version of duckface.

---

It's creepy as hell.

Another thing, moobs.

Soy + guys going though puberty = moobs

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:29 AM (RU4sa)

515 I note that they misuse 'tedder' as a verb.

http://tinyurl.com/y6yxzcww
Posted by: Mike Hammer

You have never written sales copy for agro machine makers, have you?

"tedder" indicates a thing that "teds". So tedding.

"to Ted" is a well accepted verb in American usage, but a rarity since the death of Sen. Kennedy.

Posted by: Miklos, expert because they paid me at September 22, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

516 We have two headlines here, one about a surprise bj from a male nurse, and the other about giant vats of exploding flaming bull spunk. Something something nevertrump.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2019 01:26 AM (LxTcq)

If the bull spunk was in test tubes, frozen in Dewars of liquid nitrogen, those test tubes would become icy shrapnel if the Dewars exploded in a fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:29 AM (jEgzt)

517 Once you got full, you'd unload it by just backing up into the barn or wherever, and it would unload and stack it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:22 AM



...and use a conveyor to stack it even higher!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:30 AM (7WaWV)

518 those test tubes would become icy shrapnel if the Dewars exploded in a fire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I admit defeat.

Posted by: ICD-10 at September 22, 2019 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

519
She might have heard a cat. When I was up on the rood yesterday, the neighbor lady hollered up to ask me if I had seen her cat, a little gray tabby. I did see a little gray tabby, very friendly, 2 weeks ago when I arrived, have not seen it since. But it could be hiding under the trailer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

======

There you go. Critter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2019 01:34 AM (13CQC)

520 I don't know, Tom, all indicators are that the show's about to begin. Our American culture could come back. It's still loved by millions.

and that thing you said about you being able to do anything as long as your clever enough to get away?

integrity doesn't play that way, as you know

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 01:34 AM (xIKXj)

521
I returned home from work and lo and behold, my dried habanero flakes arrived in the mail today.

Tomorrow I get to whip up some spicy Bloody Mary mix!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2019 01:35 AM (pyXW1)

522 I saw Repo Man (1984).

1. I miss Harry Dean Stanton.
2. Someone did a lot of cocaine to write that script.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 01:35 AM (ykYG2)

523
They sometimes wrap the bales in plastic, as well as some "fiber" looking stuff, breathable plastic mesh of some kind. It's an attachment on the round balers -- takes a roll of the stuff and wraps it during the tying phase.

Now, back in the '90s, Bob Jones University ran a dairy farm a couple of miles from here as part of their ag dept. We did business with them.

Anyway, they got rid of it, sold it, and it's all houses now. :Sigh:

Anyway, one year they stacked up a bunch of round bales in a spot near some barns and sheds. They covered it with plastic tarps.

The stuff heated and started a massive inferno that burned down the barn and a couple of other sheds.

One spectacular event it caused was a transformer explosion. Feeding that barn, they had a two-unit high-leg delta bank, mounted on a pole right over where the bale inferno was.

The bank was enveloped in flames and exploded. It caused a full three-phase fault on the distribution line, that knocked out everyone in the whole area and back up the line a good ways.

IIRC, it tripped at the substation feeding, which noticed that massive and unusual three-phase fault. It said, whoah Nelly, this is a big one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:36 AM (f1Vqw)

524 522 I saw Repo Man (1984).

1. I miss Harry Dean Stanton.
2. Someone did a lot of cocaine to write that script.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 01:35 AM (ykYG2)

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It was the 80s, after all.

Cocaine flowed like the Mississippi.

I miss him too.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:37 AM (RU4sa)

525 That's rather awful. As an aside, economic recovery
or no, great numbers of young men aren't being given much to live for
these days anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 22, 2019 12:49 AM (NWiLs)

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a lot of us old farts aren't any better off.

hell, i stay alive just to piss off the people that hate me.


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 22, 2019 01:38 AM (woiyT)

526 Now, here is a haystack for you:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2rankf4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:38 AM (jEgzt)

527 lol red.

Good a reason as any.

But I think you'd be surprised how few in number that hate you actually is.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:39 AM (RU4sa)

528 When I worked the dairy farms, silos were still a thing...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:39 AM (7WaWV)

529 They still are.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:40 AM (RU4sa)

530 Wash St. decided to take a little nap in the 2nd half and UCLA scored 3 TDs in 5 minutes. Wash St has since scored again but it's now 56-46 Cougars. Crazy game. 10min left in the 4th.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 01:40 AM (HCqAo)

531 It said, whoah Nelly, this is a big one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Bob Jones coulda healed that, if you'd just asked.

Even among fervent Evangelicals, laying on of hands for transformers is discouraged for all but the Most Enlightened. Sounds like an Earnest Angley job.

Posted by: Miklos, feeling healed at September 22, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

532 goodnight!

Posted by: booknlass at September 22, 2019 01:40 AM (xIKXj)

533 Niters, booknlass.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)

534 oh noooo Aron Eisenberg died today

Nog "the idiot" brother of Quark from DS9

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 01:42 AM (ykYG2)

535 When I worked the dairy farms, silos were still a thing...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

Grain dust in silos explodes on occasion. We need common sense silo control.

Posted by: Miklos, mainly 'maters around here at September 22, 2019 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)

536 Most of the farms I pass these days, southern Newyorkistan, northern Pennsyltucky, the silos are gone, or fallen in disrepair... The cow food is stored on the ground in plastic...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:44 AM (7WaWV)

537
That reminds me. I want to find a good tape of Bob Jones, Sr. preaching for Miley. I want her to head what good' ol' Southern fire and brimstone preaching sounds like.

Bob Jones used to train these "preacher boys" they were called. This was well before my day, maybe back in the '50s.

They were firmly trained in the "You're goin' to hell, sinner!" style of evangelizing. Not too effective. Anyway, an uncle of mine stopped and picked one of them up who needed a ride in Greenville one time back in the '50s. Out of the goodness of his heart.

The guy climbed in, and immediately started in on what a sinner my uncle was, and he was goin' to hell if he didn't shape up.

My uncle just stopped, and told him to get the hell out, and he'll never try to be nice to any of you morons again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 01:45 AM (f1Vqw)

538 Grain dust in silos explodes on occasion. We need common sense silo control.

Posted by: Miklos, mainly 'maters around here at September 22, 2019 01:42 AM



Gas and fumes were the worst hazard, boss made us work in pairs when we were up there and made sure we'd opened the vents...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:46 AM (7WaWV)

539 Correction: Nog was the son of Rom, Quark's brother.

I should re-watch that scene where Nog (first Ferengi in Starfleet) quells a mob of Klingons in Quark's bar.

RIP Aron.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 01:46 AM (ykYG2)

540 My uncle just stopped, and told him to get the hell out, and he'll never try to be nice to any of you morons again.
Posted by: publius

Also Sprach ol' Uncle Zarathustra (or John, Or Bubba, whatever his fishing buddies called him)

Posted by: Miklos, mainly 'maters around here at September 22, 2019 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

541 He was only 50.

Sad.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:48 AM (RU4sa)

542 Most of the farms I pass these days, southern Newyorkistan, northern Pennsyltucky, the silos are gone, or fallen in disrepair... The cow food is stored on the ground in plastic...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:44 AM (7WaWV)

I wonder what would happen if you fed Beyond Meat burgers to cattle? Would they go to Cow Hell for implied cannibalism?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:49 AM (jEgzt)

543 Nog "the idiot" brother of Quark from DS9

Oy. Nerdvana ...

Nog was Quark's nephew...

May Aron's family find Strength and be Comforted.

Posted by: Adriane the Mail Order Writing Course Critic ... at September 22, 2019 01:50 AM (LPnfS)

544 Gas and fumes were the worst hazard, boss made us work in pairs when we were up there and made sure we'd opened the vents...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia

Glad you lived to tell the story. But try telling that to multi-gendered urbanite smartfone kids these days.....

Posted by: Miklos, lawn to be vacated with immediate effect at September 22, 2019 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

545 I wonder what would happen if you fed Beyond Meat burgers to cattle? Would they go to Cow Hell for implied cannibalism?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:49 AM (jEgzt)

Or maybe just Burgatory?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 01:52 AM (jEgzt)

546
You have never written sales copy for agro machine makers, have you?

"tedder" indicates a thing that "teds". So tedding.

"to Ted" is a well accepted verb in American usage, but
Posted by: Miklos
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Their improper usage is 'Tedder' as a verb, i.e., "You can tedder your field."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 01:53 AM (CDGwz)

547 I wonder what would happen if you fed Beyond Meat burgers to cattle? Would they go to Cow Hell for implied cannibalism?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

They might turn up their noses at it, and cow flatulate in Beyond Meat's general direction.

Posted by: Miklos, with outrageous French accent at September 22, 2019 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

548 UCLA has scored 6 straight times in the 2nd half. They now have the lead. They were down 32 points in the 3rd Qt. They now have a 60-56 lead.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 01:55 AM (HCqAo)

549 Grain dust in silos explodes on occasion. We need common sense silo control.

Posted by: Miklos
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Fires in grain elevators were occasional events when I lived out in the midwest.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 01:55 AM (CDGwz)

550 When we were up in the top of the silo, fixing the unloader, or whatever, I think the boss was only yelling at us to make sure we hadn't passed out and died...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 01:55 AM (7WaWV)

551 Their improper usage is 'Tedder' as a verb, i.e., "You can tedder your field."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 01:53 AM (CDGwz)

Love me tedder, love me true...

Posted by: zombie Elvis at September 22, 2019 01:56 AM (jEgzt)

552 Their improper usage is 'Tedder' as a verb, i.e., "You can tedder your field."

Posted by: Mike Hammer

The Kennedy family lawyer, when the next Kennedy does as they do:

"Well, you really pulled a Tedder"

Posted by: Miklos, taking all bets on this one at September 22, 2019 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

553 Love me tedder, love me true...
Posted by: zombie Elvis
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Ah, those were the days.

Heartbake Hotel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 01:58 AM (xSo9G)

554 Wash States QB has thrown 9 TD's tonight and they still might lose. Though they just scored again and its 63-60, Cougars.

By the time I get typing this, I expect UCLA to score a TD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 02:00 AM (HCqAo)

555 Love me tedder, love me true...
Posted by: zombie Elvis
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It's now or tedder....

Posted by: other zombie Elvis at September 22, 2019 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

556 All Stook Up

Posted by: zombie Elvis at September 22, 2019 02:00 AM (jEgzt)

557 oh noooo Aron Eisenberg died today




Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 22, 2019 01:42 AM (ykYG2)


Damn. RIP Nog.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2019 02:01 AM (9Om/r)

558 Tedder is the night?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Fitzgerald at September 22, 2019 02:02 AM (7WaWV)

559 You people and this rum are keeping me so busy I can't even tell if Coast-to-Coast is interesting this great good morning.

Posted by: other zombie Miklos at September 22, 2019 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

560
I had a flat tar on my truck yesterday. Left front was flat as a flitter when I went out.

I thought oh hell, it's a nail or something I ran over. Turned out to be the damn valve stem. The little doohickey seemed to be bent and it wouldn't let the thing seat easily.

I had pumped up the tires the day before, and that's what set it off. I noticed it when I was pumping it back to see if it would stay up long enough for me to get it back to the shop.

I have seen that before, but it's a rare thing for the valve stem to screw up like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:02 AM (f1Vqw)

561 Well, I am getting real sleepy now. Time to hit the sack. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 02:03 AM (jEgzt)

562 May Aron's family find Strength and be Comforted.

Posted by: Adriane the Mail Order Writing Course Critic ... at September 22, 2019 01:50 AM (LPnfS)


Those who believe in Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #10- Greed is eternal, shall live forever.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2019 02:04 AM (9Om/r)

563 Tedder is the night?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Fitzgerald

*dips lance (no homo)*

Winner here, kids

Posted by: Miklos, mainly honest mostly at September 22, 2019 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)

564 I have seen that before, but it's a rare thing for the valve stem to screw up like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:02 AM (f1Vqw)

Tube or tubeless? I have seen the rubber tubeless stems fail pretty often. You can get glue-on replacement valve stems for inner tubes. I have used them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2019 02:05 AM (jEgzt)

565 I have seen that before, but it's a rare thing for the valve stem to screw up like that.
Posted by: publius

My mother's car had a consistently flat tire. The Electronic Crap-o-Matic tells you that, but I could see it.

Problem? The internal tire pressure sensor was leaking. It's a beauty, I'll admit-the Super Technology Thing that tells you you have low tire pressure was losing the tire pressure.

Posted by: The Miklos of Internet Things at September 22, 2019 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

566 Noah!

Yes?

How long can you tedder water?

Posted by: Ark Builders, Local 602 ... at September 22, 2019 02:10 AM (LPnfS)

567
It's tubeless. I replaced the stem itself from some new ones I have on hand and it's fine.

It's so tiny, I couldn't see to well, but the inner stem that pushes in was slightly bent and it wouldn't allow the thing to seat properly. You could get it to seal, but you had to push it and out several times until it would "catch".



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:10 AM (f1Vqw)

568 TPMS -- tyre pressure monitoring system...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Fitzgerald at September 22, 2019 02:10 AM (7WaWV)

569 /sockoff

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Fitzgerald at September 22, 2019 02:11 AM (7WaWV)

570 /sockoff for realz this time...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 02:12 AM (7WaWV)

571
The '08 Crown Vic has those stupid pressure sensors. One of them is out now, and constantly trips this "Tire sensor fault" warning requiring reset button on the dash thingy.

Now, I think those thing are little wireless unit that is mounted inside on the rim and doesn't have a fitting or anything.

When working properly, to get it to reset once it trips, you have to exceed a certain speed, 30MPH or so, which means it's centrifugal reset somehow.

I don't know how it works, if it's battery powered or what.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:13 AM (f1Vqw)

572 /sockoff

Aren't you the guy who was supposed to get elected to Congress in Georgia and Destroy Trump?

Posted by: The Miklos of last years' elections at September 22, 2019 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

573 The lovely and long-suffering Mrs RnB's clown car has a separate TPMS readout for each wheel!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 22, 2019 02:16 AM (7WaWV)

574 I wss too late for the movie thread so here goes

was watching an oldish French movie Brotherhood of Wolves (2001) - it's about the Beast of Gauvedon

odd... gothic but not supernatural

the guy who was the funny kung fu bad guy in John Wick 3 was in it
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 21, 2019 10:21 PM (G546f)


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Excellent movie.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 22, 2019 02:19 AM (QD9b6)

575
I looked it up. The sensor is mounted on the valve stem. And it's some wireless communication protocol.

$50, looks like. Fuck that. Next time I put tires on it, or have to take it off the rim, I'll just put a regular valve stem in. Unless it somehow requires the sensor and without it, it will constantly complain. Then I'll be mad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:20 AM (NMAzL)

576 Fumble by the Cougars and UCLA has the ball back. 5 turnovers by WashSt tonight. 2:20 to go in the 4th. 63-60, WSU. At the moment. UCLA will probably score here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 02:21 AM (HCqAo)

577 Unless it somehow requires the sensor and without it, it will constantly complain. Then I'll be mad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:20 AM (NMAzL)

Yeah, I'm thinking stash the guns away for awhile. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2019 02:22 AM (9Om/r)

578 Bruins score a TD with 1:07 left. It's 67-63, Bruins. This game is nuts.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 02:23 AM (HCqAo)

579 Yeah, I'm thinking stash the guns away for awhile. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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Yeah, that there is a red flag, fer sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 02:24 AM (CDGwz)

580
I hate this world. Turns out the tire pressure sensors are a fucking federal mandate. And yes, it will complain without it.

And yes the things are battery powered. Little Li button cell molded in the thing and not replaceable. Life is proportional to how many transmission it makes. The car computer polls the sensors ever so often.

Garbage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:25 AM (f1Vqw)

581 Fumble by WSU, UCLA recovers. Bruins win (well a minute left). 6 turnovers by the Cougars. They earned this loss.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 02:26 AM (HCqAo)

582 Just saw this insane ad on comedy central:

https://youtu.be/b5ykNZl9mTQ

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2019 02:26 AM (5aX2M)

583 Fuck that. Next time I put tires on it, or have to take it off the rim, I'll just put a regular valve stem in. Unless it somehow requires the sensor and without it, it will constantly complain. Then I'll be mad.
Posted by: publius

TO DISCONNECT THE "BLACK BOX" IST STRENG VERBOTEN

Posted by: Miklos, Stasi archivist at September 22, 2019 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

584 Ah. A potential product. Something that spoofs the TPMS receiver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 02:30 AM (CDGwz)

585 ucla scored 50 points in 18 minutes.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 22, 2019 02:30 AM (Pg+x7)

586 ... 18:48.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 22, 2019 02:31 AM (Pg+x7)

587
I suppose there was some $100M study that showed 50% of idiots couldn't tell if their tires were slack, or if they could, didn't know how to pump them up or something. So, put tire pressure sensors in to inform said millennial morons their tars needed arr in 'em.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:31 AM (f1Vqw)

588 ucla scored 50 points in 18 minutes.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

I'm a Dookie by inheritance.

Pray as you feel appropriate.

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of all Noble ACC Peoples at September 22, 2019 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)

589 I note that there are Indirect systems, which use wheel rotation differentials to detect low pressure. No sensors, per se, just the usual ABS stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2019 02:34 AM (CDGwz)

590 I wonder if there are TPMS reports

Posted by: Bill Lumburgh at September 22, 2019 02:35 AM (flINI)

591 publius,

I met a cute girl once in Myrtle Beach. I was putting air in my tires, and she asked if I could help, she thought her tires need air too, but she was afraid the tires would blow up.

----

The State Dance in SC is the "Shag", but you probably know this.

Posted by: Miklos, completely unrelated at September 22, 2019 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

592 I wonder if there are TPMS reports
Posted by: Bill Lumburgh

Bob from NSA has been quiet.

Too quiet.

Posted by: Miklos, not paranoid and STOP LOOKING AT ME at September 22, 2019 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

593
Gotta love Trump. Warms my bartender heart.

https://tinyurl.com/y3ovmm2t

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2019 02:39 AM (pyXW1)

594 Say... anybody around here have a flat tire lately?

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at September 22, 2019 02:41 AM (5aX2M)

595
Yes. I told Miley about the Shag. Unfortunately, I can't dance.

Actually, I think that Shagging is more Downstate than up here. But I come from a long line of Baptists, where dancin' was verboten.

There are some records from the church where I grew up where they threw some guy out for dancin' and fiddle playin'. Late 1800s, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:43 AM (f1Vqw)

596 Say... anybody around here have a flat tire lately?
Posted by: Bob from the NSA

Interesting.....

Posted by: The REAL Bob from NSA at September 22, 2019 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

597 >> which use wheel rotation differentials to detect low pressure.

But what if all yo' tars go flat at once?

Actually that's sort of the normal mode I've noticed for slow air loss in my tires. They all seem to leak down roughly equally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:45 AM (f1Vqw)

598 But I think you'd be surprised how few in number that hate you actually is.

Posted by: SMH at September 22, 2019 01:39 AM (RU4sa)

---
naw, i wouldn't be.

they're pretty blunt about it here in #Failifornia. i get racial shit thrown at me from even the smallest traffic issue these days.

and that's not even the people i know personally who hate me.

F them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 22, 2019 02:46 AM (woiyT)

599 I told Miley about the Shag. Unfortunately, I can't dance.


I have the impression that Miley van be instructive, persuasive, and insistent.

Try this, or anything by Norman Johnson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzIAiyxS-nk

Posted by: The REAL Miklos from Sacalina at September 22, 2019 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

600 ..."Actually, I think that Shagging is more Downstate than up here. But I come from a long line of Baptists, where dancin' was verboten."

*cough*

Always ask, Don't tell.

P.S: Stop watching porn because I surely don't.

Posted by: Lying Baptist at September 22, 2019 02:49 AM (Ckg4U)

601
How does that old joke go. Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah, Catholics don't recognize something, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:50 AM (f1Vqw)

602 i live with a UCLA fan, and she agrees the zebras stole this game.

the NCAA is now officially as bad as the NFL.

might as well get rid of the TV.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 22, 2019 02:51 AM (woiyT)

603 and that's not even the people i know personally who hate me.

F them.
Posted by: redc1c4

Sell.

Move.

Texas is fine, but nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning.

This is known.

Posted by: Miklos, not real state agent at September 22, 2019 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

604 >> nd she asked if I could help, she thought her tires need air too, but she was afraid the tires would blow up.

I hope you helped instruct her on the fine art of blowing into stems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 02:55 AM (f1Vqw)

605 Texas is fine, but nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning.

This is known.
Posted by: Miklos, not real state agent at September 22, 2019 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)


We have everything in Arizona ... says so in the postal code!

Posted by: Adriane the Here Comes the Sun, dutendutu Critic ... at September 22, 2019 02:56 AM (LPnfS)

606 We have everything in Arizona ... says so in the postal code!
Posted by: Adriane

AOP says you can get a trailer home in AZ for next to nothing.

This also sounds ok for me, during the mosquito months here.

Posted by: Miklos, all options on the table at September 22, 2019 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)

607 I hope you helped instruct her on the fine art of blowing into stems.
Posted by: publius

The ladies can teach a few things, amigo. I was young and an eager student.

Posted by: Miklos, so much to learn at September 22, 2019 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)

608 Now is the time on MikloSprockets when we dance.

You may pet the monkey, but I inform, is not my monkey.

Certain permissions and/or waivers of liability may be required.

Posted by: Miklos, a lover, not a litigator at September 22, 2019 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)

609 Is again the Hour of Miklos.


Much is asked, of those to whom much is given.

Posted by: Miklos, trying to sell his moinority interest in the unprofitable comment sector at September 22, 2019 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)

610 To quote, and possibly paraphrase Samuel Clemens, known to the general public as "Mark Twain":

"One Miklos commenter can make comments where two won't"

Posted by: Samuel Langhorne Miklos at September 22, 2019 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)

611

Well well, Miley Cyrus (not my Miley, of course) has split up with her girlfriend. The lesbo romance is over. Color me shocked. Nothing is real anymore, it seems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 03:18 AM (f1Vqw)

612 Much is asked, of those to whom much is given.

True, true ... but the answer is usually, "Get your own!!!"

Posted by: Adriane the Here Comes the Sun, dutendutu Critic ... at September 22, 2019 03:18 AM (LPnfS)

613 Ok- this is cool.

Some Hungarian Jewish physicist friends just told me that there is an atom bomb in the garage, almost ready.

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER

Posted by: Miklos von Neumann-Szilard at September 22, 2019 03:21 AM (QzkSJ)

614
Now, what to make of this:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7490693

"MI-6 fears Russia has dirt on Randy Andy and Epstein's sex slaves."

Now, get this, in there, there's some former Marine and Palm Beach County deputy who *defected to Russia*. The dude was posting personal info claiming child molestation by his former colleagues in the Sheriff's dept. The FBI started to go after him, and he fled to Russia.

MI-6 thinks he gave the Rooskies info on Prince Andrew's shenanigans with Epstein.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 03:24 AM (f1Vqw)

615 Well well, Miley Cyrus (not my Miley, of course) has split up with her girlfriend. The lesbo romance is over. Color me shocked. Nothing is real anymore, it seems.
Posted by: publius,

Didn't her father have that one song once? Just one?

Apparently the daughter exposes herself in ways that I would never do. Ok, that one time in the French Quarter. But still.

Posted by: Miklos von Limited Recollection at September 22, 2019 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

616
Miley Cyrus' problem is public licking, it seems. The final straw with her husband was licking his face in public, or so the Daily Mail claimed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 03:27 AM (f1Vqw)

617 "MI-6 fears Russia has dirt on Randy Andy and Epstein's sex slaves."


"It ain't dirt if you're already dirty"

Posted by: Miklos, quoting the lawyer for a certain ex-Guvna at September 22, 2019 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)

618 Burma Shave!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 22, 2019 03:28 AM (woiyT)

619 Burma Shave!
Posted by: redc1c4

This is not according to the accepted Burma Shave formatical canon.

Posted by: Miklos, untenured at September 22, 2019 03:30 AM (QzkSJ)

620
If that's true, then it means the Palm Beach Sheriff's dept uncovered evidence of Prince Andrew's involvement, but kept it quiet. MI-6 thinks this former deputy had that evidence and gave it to the Russians.

I can believe that, actually.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 03:30 AM (f1Vqw)

621 If that's true, then it means the Palm Beach Sheriff's dept uncovered evidence of Prince Andrew's involvement, but kept it quiet. MI-6 thinks this former deputy had that evidence and gave it to the Russians.

I can believe that, actually.
Posted by: publius

And? This paparazzi/ tabloid stuff. Which is worth money, but not power or influence.

Posted by: Miklos, I can tell you what the Brit tabloids pay, and can be a lot at September 22, 2019 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)

622 *now back to dancing, and who dis monkey is*

Posted by: Late Nite with Your Modest Magyar Host, tancolni SZABAD! at September 22, 2019 03:42 AM (QzkSJ)

623 Ugy volt, ha igazan mondom...soha nem tortent nekem ilyen.....

Posted by: Miklos, composing a letter to Hungarian Penthouse Forum at September 22, 2019 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)

624 I'm not sure what a sixpence is worth these days. Moon, OK. It's the sixpence part I'm not sure about. Rosie?

Posted by: Miklos "Somerset" Maugham, what an absurd name at September 22, 2019 03:47 AM (QzkSJ)

625
Was there ever a Czech edition of Penthouse? If so, I think that would definitely be a collector's item of keen interest.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 03:48 AM (f1Vqw)

626 Arma Miklosque canō, Pannoniae quī prīmus ab ōrīs
Americam, fātō profugus, Lāvīniaque vēnit
lītora Caroliniensis, multum ille et terrīs iactātus et altō
vī superum saevae memorem Iūnōnis ob īram;
multa quoque et bellō passūs, dum conderet urbem, 5
inferretque deōs Latiō, genus unde Latīnum,
Albānīque patrēs, atque altae moenia Rōmae.

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at September 22, 2019 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)

627 Was there ever a Czech edition of Penthouse? If so, I think that would definitely be a collector's item of keen interest.
Posted by: publius

There was a Czech and also Hungarian version, under another name. Logical, as that is where a lot of the photo fodder came from.

Posted by: Miklos Experienced Publishing Expert (it's right there on the resume. or CV in Eurospeak at September 22, 2019 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)

628
Dems are considering "taking the first steps" to hold Lewandowski in contempt of Congress, I see. ROFL.

And with that, I'm out for the night. To check out the Czech Penthouse. For historical research purposes only, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 22, 2019 04:02 AM (f1Vqw)

629 We apologize for the interruption.

We are pleased to now perform "Accordion Wonderland" with tasteful dance steps by a-Sissy and a-Bobby.

And and a one-a and a two-a

Posted by: Lawrence Welk, as creatively interpreted at September 22, 2019 04:03 AM (QzkSJ)

630 Impossible Burger is so Soylent Green come true!

Posted by: AnnaS at September 22, 2019 04:07 AM (ezY08)

631 I have a gripe with my high school guidance counselor.

When I was 16, she never told me about the Swedish retard part.

Damn

You get to travel on yachts and stuff

Posted by: Miklos, identifying as retard foreigner at September 22, 2019 04:08 AM (QzkSJ)

632 Impossible Burger is so Soylent Green come true!
Posted by: AnnaS

We have seen the future and it works!

Don't taste too good though.

Posted by: Miklos, Vanguard of the Proletariat at September 22, 2019 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)

633 anyone else ever notice how much Miklos sounds like Uncle Palp?

just sayin'....

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 22, 2019 04:11 AM (VXS7N)

634 seems prolific lately.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 04:16 AM (BLFnH)

635 Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 22, 2019 04:17 AM (Ckg4U)

636 anyone else ever notice how much Miklos sounds like Uncle Palp?

just sayin'....
Posted by: redc1c4

I am a mere ally, and Friend of All Noble Jewbilly Peoples.

History so indicates.

Posted by: Miklos, not an uncle at September 22, 2019 04:17 AM (QzkSJ)

637 Now.

As you were (Parade Rest)

Posted by: Miklos, Fort Jackson is called "fort" for a reason at September 22, 2019 04:23 AM (QzkSJ)

638 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac


http://anodtothegods.com/

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 04:29 AM (arJlL)

639 I would like to bring to the attention of my esteemed colleagues, partners and stakeholders of various and undefined relevance and competence (and PLEASE no more of this "competency" Anglicized crap, it's COMPETENCE in American English) that I am being paid to waste my time. Not yours, that is not my concern. For reasons based on Best Practice, we are required to waste each others' time.

Come by the house, there will be Halloween candy. If I get a budget-hear that Sharon? IF I GET A BUDGET

Posted by: Miklos, managing a project at September 22, 2019 04:30 AM (QzkSJ)

640 Holy crap, it's early. Good thing there's Lavazza and a Bialeti on the stove.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 04:31 AM (fZrf5)

641 93 73 mnw: i was going to mention sometime today that the powerline "this week in pictures" is particularly funny this week.

i was actually loling.

recommended.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 21, 2019 10:34 PM (Pg+x7)

seconded

Posted by: m at September 22, 2019 04:33 AM (o7z4a)

642 Good thing there's Lavazza and a Bialeti on the stove.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

>>>>THIS GUY GETS IT<<<<

Posted by: Miklos, coffee after the current adult beverage at September 22, 2019 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)

643 638>> Nice!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 04:37 AM (fZrf5)

644 643 638>> Nice!

A good cuppa Joe, so to speak.

Posted by: Miklos, birds are singing, which means they are in charge now at September 22, 2019 04:41 AM (QzkSJ)

645 Being Sunday, I hope Skip has time for a proper breakfast.

Posted by: Miklos, probably hash browns and eggs at September 22, 2019 04:44 AM (QzkSJ)

646
A nice picture, but summer is over, over there.


https://csopak.hu/hu/content/strand-webkamera

Posted by: Miklos, it's a lake, but they call it a beach at September 22, 2019 04:47 AM (QzkSJ)

647 645: F1 is in Singapore and coverage starts at 0800. He'll make time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 22, 2019 04:48 AM (HCqAo)

648 Heh!

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 04:49 AM (fZrf5)

649 i can't wait for fake fish. that should really kick maximum ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

It's made from tranny pussy!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hey !

This fish only has one eye !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 04:50 AM (arJlL)

650 Heh!

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Let he who...Oh hell, it's bacon and whisky!

Posted by: Foster Brooks-Molnar at September 22, 2019 04:51 AM (QzkSJ)

651 Well, it's too early to do laundry, mow the lawn or fire up the grill......

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 04:51 AM (fZrf5)

652 This fish only has one eye !
Posted by: JT

You pay now!!!

Posted by: Argumentative Asian Lady with bills to pay at September 22, 2019 04:53 AM (QzkSJ)

653 i can't wait for fake fish. that should really kick maximum ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

I remember, back in the old days of the mid 60's, of people saying how we were going to have to rely on fish more as the population grows.
Now they charge more for a pound of some fish you never heard of then they do for beef

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 04:56 AM (vd8XM)

654 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Well, aren't you hoity toity. I had eggs portugal and a beer.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 04:57 AM (BLFnH)

655 Heh, Sean Spicier tweets regarding the Ukraine call;

"I'm sure it's something like POTUS promising the Ukrainian President a free upgrade after two consecutive nights at any Trump property"

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 05:00 AM (vd8XM)

656 Well, aren't you hoity toity. I had eggs portugal and a beer.

That sounds amazing! Too many carbs for me though; I'd have to shoot a double dose of insulin if I ate that breakfast. What beer?

I usually just make bacon or sausage and then fry the eggs in the fat that renders out. Accompanied by a quad shot of espresso from the Bialeti. Can't let the American Heart Association intimidate you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 05:02 AM (fZrf5)

657 Heh. Just a bud. Woke up at 1 am. I feel a mid-morning nap coming on. Since I live alone, I should start some laundry. It's 3am already.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:04 AM (BLFnH)

658 Well, aren't you hoity toity. I had eggs portugal and a beer.
Posted by: Infidel

If you can afford Very Special European Eggs imported from Portugal, who's the hoity and who's the toity?

Posted by: Modest Miklos at September 22, 2019 05:05 AM (QzkSJ)

659 Since when did Kroger eggs come from Portugal?

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:09 AM (BLFnH)

660 657>> Actually, I love being up this time of the day. I can work without interruption and I get more done in 4-5 hours here at home than I can get done in a week at the office.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 05:11 AM (fZrf5)

661 Since when did Kroger eggs come from Portugal?
Posted by: Infidel

Outsourcing. Avoid the eggs from Bangalore.

Or the Chinese fake eggs. In China, they make and sell fake eggs.

Posted by: Miklos, cub reporter at September 22, 2019 05:12 AM (QzkSJ)

662 660 Truth!

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:13 AM (BLFnH)

663 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 22, 2019 05:17 AM (gzG43)

664 Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:13 AM (BLFnH)

I have convinced myself that I should just work from home and they should send me a check very week.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 05:17 AM (fZrf5)

665 I have convinced myself that I should just work from home and they should send me a check very week.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Again-

...THIS GUY GETS IT<<<

Posted by: Miklos, totally remote at September 22, 2019 05:18 AM (QzkSJ)

666 Shart
Cackle

Posted by: Shillary at September 22, 2019 05:23 AM (vd8XM)

667 Wouldn't that be nice. Hoping I can retire in less than 7 yrs.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:24 AM (BLFnH)

668 Skinny homes video is kinda neat. I've been looking at using cargo containers for building some one bedroom rentals on my property. Codes and Permits are going to be an issue since they are fairly non existent for that purpose.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at September 22, 2019 05:25 AM (DB16e)

669 @660. Heh. That's pretty much what I've been doing this year. On top of getting the pyrll checks been getting monthly interest check too. Of course, helps if you own the company.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 22, 2019 05:25 AM (gzG43)

670 Oops. My comment at 669 was in response to 664.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 22, 2019 05:27 AM (gzG43)

671 How's Mrs. olddog doing?

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:27 AM (BLFnH)

672 Not so hot yesterday, Infidel. She slept until 1p. Legs hurt most of day, then fever. Hopefully, today will be better.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 22, 2019 05:34 AM (gzG43)

673 Hoping I can retire in less than 7 yrs

I 'retired' with no plan a few years back, and then the Grumpy Grandma told me I had to go back to work. Honestly, if I didn't have something to do every day I'd go crazy. And I missed being around aviation, sorely.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 05:35 AM (fZrf5)

674 Been up more or less since 4am

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 05:36 AM (ZCEU2)

675 Been up more or less since 4am
Posted by: Skip

Wow were the fireworks ?

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 05:38 AM (arJlL)

676 Pretty good, they had a live band that played all afternoon the IdolKings from upstate, it's a Journey and Mellencamp cover band and did very good renditions of that.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 05:48 AM (ZCEU2)

677 Crotchety, we have an 'of counsel' atty at work. His wife doesn't want him home all day so he comes into the office.

Amazing mind. Worked as lead counsel for Exon Mobil for over a decade in Alaska back in the day. Knows all about real property, oil, gas and mineral leases. I've learned a lot from him. He is also the only other smoker in the office. He's a great guy.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:49 AM (BLFnH)

678 Wouldn't that be nice. Hoping I can retire in less than 7 yrs.
Posted by: Infide

Jeepers !

You're just a kid !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 05:53 AM (arJlL)

679 Don't feel like it most days.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:55 AM (BLFnH)

680 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 22, 2019 05:55 AM (Z/jzm)

681 I'll never retire

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 05:57 AM (ZCEU2)

682 Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity

Hiya !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 05:57 AM (arJlL)

683 Pretty good, they had a live band that played all afternoon the IdolKings from upstate, it's a Journey and Mellencamp cover band and did very good renditions of that.
Posted by: Skip

Sounds like a good time.

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 05:58 AM (arJlL)

684 I'll never retire
Posted by: Skip

Oh Oh. Skip is RBG!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 05:58 AM (vd8XM)

685 Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 05:49 AM (BLFnH)

It's great that you have someone like that to work with. I have a similar situation in that I work with a guy who's probably forgotten more about engineering in general than I'll ever learn.

And in all fairness to the Queen of the Universe, it takes a lot of money to stock the humidor and play golf. And the clubs don't travel well on the scooter so I have to put gas in the car....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 05:58 AM (fZrf5)

686 Can't

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2019 06:00 AM (ZCEU2)

687 EMT is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at September 22, 2019 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

688 Krak up !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2019 06:02 AM (arJlL)

689 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2019 05:58 AM (fZrf5)

Well, there is that. I could keep myself busy quilting and cooking and gardening. I like putzing. I could always take up new hobbies like learning to make my own ammo and more time at the range.

Posted by: Infidel at September 22, 2019 06:03 AM (BLFnH)

690 G'morning, all.

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