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The Morning Rant

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"The Obamas just plunked down nearly $15 million for a mansion located in, of all places, Martha's Vineyard, one of the hoitiest-toitiest areas in the country. I suppose I could ask how, on his salary, President Obama was able to afford such expensive digs, but that would be churlish. Besides, one of his supporters could've gifted it to him, so hey, good for him, it's nice to have rich friends. Can't fault him for that.

"And others have questioned the purchase because the mansion is quite close to the ocean and what with all the Democrats running around with their hair on fire about global warming and climate change and how we only have 12 years left before America's coastal regions all get flooded out by rising sea levels, obviously somebody's either lying or not practicing what they're preaching.

"But speaking of not practicing what they're preaching, remember it was Obama who was the leader of the party who kept trying to shove "diversity" down the country's throat for eight years, and how we were all racists if we didn't agree, and oh by the way, let's just open up the borders and let everyone in who wants to collect free food, free medical care, and free education for life, and don't bother doing any actual vetting. Because, you know, diversity is our strength. I don't know how many times I've heard that sermon from Obama and the progs.

"So now that Obama is out of office, and here is his big chance to put his money where his mouth is, what does he do? He sets up shop in one of those most NON-diverse communities in the entire damn country. Martha's Vineyard is, like, 98.6% white and probably the only black or Hispanic people are tending the gardens, collecting the garbage, and keeping the swimming pools clean. In other words, when push comes to shove, the Obamas prefer to live in an area where they're surrounded by white guys. Who no doubt exhibit all of the characteristics of 'whiteness' and 'white privilege' that progressives say they hate. The progs love diversity, but what they mean is diversity for thee, but not for me."



Politics Has Been Good To The Obamas:

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Another Prog Clown Gets Owned By The Bee:



Discovered Footage of Joe Biden Taking Down Corn Pop:




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Our National Media Is Garbage, Part LXXXIV:



Who Dis:

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Here's another photo.



For the 'Ettes:

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Monday's celebs: Evangeline Lilly and Aidan Turner who not only were in Peter Jackson's Hobbit movies, they were also a love interest. Right. Like an Elf would ever fall in love with a hairy, smelly little Dwarf.



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com, as I will be filling in for Fenelon Spoke on the prayer list, for the next 1-2 months while FenelonSpoke recuperates. If you could include the words “prayer request” in the subject of the email, that will help me distinguish it from spam emails.

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, please feel free to copy and paste it and email it to me.


Updates and new requests:

8/14- ibguy asked for prayers for the grandniece of a co-worker of his, Elena, a 2 and ½ year old how has rhabdoid tumor, every aggressive form of cancer which doesn’t have a good survival rate. Prayers for complete healing and relief from pain.

8/21-CGE-Of The Moron herd- His daughter, Jessica’s son 17 year old was victim of a drive by shooting and had died. Prayers for comfort and strength of family and friends

8/21-Prayers for healing for Fenelon are appreciated.

8/22-Prayers for Hans O’Lo’s family members: For sure hands of the hand surgeon who will try to save my mom’s hand when she visits next week, and for mom’s full recovery thereafter. For continued improvement of my sister’s condition (praise to Him for so much improvement already!). For a peaceful resolution to son the Eldest’s recent challenges. For strength and blessings as my daughter begins her new adventure in graduate school so far from home. (Update below, under Praise reports.)

8/28-CJO asks for prayers for his wife (NJO). Her doctors just discovered that she may have breast cancer.

9/4-Fox2 asks for prayers for his friend MaryBeth, who entered eternal life yesterday, and her friend and caregiver, Norm, and her family.

9/12-Nic asks for prayers for his daughter Addie who had a couple of seizures over the holiday weekend. She had never had them before and she is starting nursing school so timing is terrible. Pray for healing and no more seizures or at least cause and treatment available.

9/15-Hrothgar asks for prayers for a dear friend (Roxanne) and her husband Terry. Terry is scheduled for a 30 day cycle of chemo and radiation.


Praise reports:

- Pooky’s girl has gotten a PT job-which pays well-working with Pooky (Thanks be to God!), which will hopefully lessen stress on Pooky and his boss and help alleviate some stress on Pooky which might be affecting his testosterone level. So please pray for Pooky’s husband as well.

- Winston, a dreg of society, his friend Dee is doing better after her fall. Thanks for the prayers, horde

- SturmToddler- Post-op after surgery turned out well. They got all the cancer and he is healing more quickly than expected. He thanks the horde for the prayers!

- Hans O’Lo - Thank you, Horde, for the prayers! He truly heard them! Mom's hand will not require surgery. Pray for successful therapy and may regaining mobility and strength in her hand come swiftly. Continuing thanks for sister's health. Son the Eldest was indeed blessed by our Lord and, and our precious Daughter is off to a great start.


Requests for continued prayer:

For healing from cancer:
OldDog’sinMo’s wife , Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, also Tami’s daughter, Circa’s brother, VNRedLeg, Scott M., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan , Rickl-healing from cancer-he has an additional lesion and numbness in back area, Suzanne’s friend Kevin-told that he has six months to live-is praying for a miracle. For Laura who has metastastic breast cancer and told she has 3 years to live. Flounder’s MIL, continued healing from cancer.

Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing:

- Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function.

- Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident.

- Sock-rat-eez, thanks that recovery is going really well, the medical guys have released me from treatment for the dangerous embolisms that occurred during my emergency surgery back in February, so the path is clear to the next step; the surgical team wants a colonoscopy to get a look at things in there before the reversal. Nothing scheduled yet, but hopefully soon.

- USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them.

- For Allison- in her 30’s-for complete healing after a stroke after having a baby.

- For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help.

- Hrothgar’s SIL, for diabetes related neuropathy.

- Poster ET going through a difficult time.

- Beltway Elite’s mother-recovery while in recovery from stroke.

- Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid.

- Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression.


Job needs and concerns:

- Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.

- Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise

- PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job.

- Hadrian IV is looking for new job and has Skype interview, today I believe.

- Insomniac has been in touch with a company about receiving some work in his field. Please continue to pray for him in this endeavor that this does indeed work out for him as there have been many false starts and dead ends.

- Anonymous poster needs prayers for more work and rough places made smooth.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcome. Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to apaslo@hotmail.com. I won’t know unless someone tells me! Thank you and God bless!

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Soft-Serve Ice Cream:

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Comments

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 11:15 AM (q80AH)

2 Diane Lane. Spectacular babe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:16 AM (NVYyb)

3 Diane Lane is a One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 18, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

4 Not First.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 18, 2019 11:17 AM (r0EWQ)

5 Diane Lane indeed. No idea 'bout the guy, except he needs to shave, getoffmylawn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)

6 Not First!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 11:17 AM (tVQUs)

7 Diane Lane and an Aussie actor from The Hobbit - will have to look it up. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:17 AM (bDqIh)

8 Hey, I know a guy whose cousin works with a woman whose brother says Obama raped his puppy dog before he ate it.

My gut tells me this is credible.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (VaN/j)

9 Val Jar's mansion looks nice.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (6OoFY)

10 That be my boy Fili! Dean O'Gorman

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (rP4OC)

11 MV has Oak Bluffs, a traditionally AA vacay area. Always has had plenty of AA summer residents, I think. Nevertheless I think the Zoobama's bought in a different area.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (NVYyb)

12 The oceans are supposedly rising to flood our coastal plains. But the rise is only going to be 6-12 feet. Obama's mansion looks to be at least 15 feet above sea level, so he's OK.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 18, 2019 11:19 AM (/2X2F)

13 BTW, do the "we have only 12 years left" brigade factor in the 8 years when the oceans receded under Obama?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2019 11:19 AM (VaN/j)

14 Now don't be too harsh on the hypocrisy of the Obamas -- at least they sent their kids to public schools.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 11:19 AM (PVlfy)

15 >>He sets up shop in one of those most NON-diverse communities in the entire damn country. Martha's Vineyard is, like, 98.6% white and probably the only black or Hispanic people are tending the gardens, collecting the garbage, and keeping the swimming pools clean.


There is one part of Martha's Vineyard that has been a vacation spot for rich, well-connected blacks for a long time: Oak Bluff.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6yzh4ov

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

16 Diane Lane is a One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


****

So...I can only do her one time?
OK

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 11:20 AM (axyOa)

17 WHo cares who the guy is. I didn't get past Diane's picture. Is she single again? If so I'm in favor of plural marriage suddenly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:20 AM (NVYyb)

18 The oceans are supposedly rising to flood our coastal plains. But the rise is only going to be 6-12 feet. Obama's mansion looks to be at least 15 feet above sea level, so he's OK.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 18, 2019 11:19 AM (/2X2F)

He better not have a finished basement.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 11:20 AM (tVQUs)

19 babylon bee had a great one yesterday:

@TheBabylonBee

Hypocrisy: Right-Wingers Who Love It When The Babylon Bee Makes Stuff Up Suddenly Get Mad When The NYT Does It

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (+72t1)

20 Prayers up. Nice house SCOAMF

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (T9rmq)

21 So now that Obama is out of office, and here is his big chance to put his money where his mouth is, what does he do? He sets up shop in one of those most NON-diverse communities in the entire damn country. Martha's Vineyard is, like, 98.6% white and probably the only black or Hispanic people are tending the gardens, collecting the garbage, and keeping the swimming pools clean.


So you're saying that Obama is block-busting? Soon there will be a flood of African American Millionaires moving in.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (keFtY)

22 Dean O'Gorman!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

23 Politics Has Been Good To The Obamas:


He didn't earn that! Somebody else made that happen!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (oVJmc)

24
The stained glass Trump at Liberty U mashup is a hoot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (pNxlR)

25 >>He sets up shop in one of those most NON-diverse communities in the entire damn country

Marthas Vinyard is actually a popular summer place for the Black elite. All the other points stand.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (O6DoG)

26 10 That be my boy Fili! Dean O'Gorman
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (rP4OC)


Faith and begorrah, you are indeed correct!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (/FqKO)

27 The oceans are supposedly rising to flood our coastal plains. But the rise is only going to be 6-12 feet. Obama's mansion looks to be at least 15 feet above sea level, so he's OK.


Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 18, 2019 11:19 AM


*****

Not to worry...there is a second floor.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa)

28 The idiot NYT reporters tried blaming Fox News on twitter this morning for their continuing fuck-ups.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (NVYyb)

29 No idea who she is but she can steal my pancakes anytime she wants to.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

30 What's the over-under on Obama erecting a bronze statue of himself in front of his home?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (tVQUs)

31 I don't know but I want some! Also willing to try either/any of the ice cream cones, yum

Posted by: micky at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (nizGE)

32 I like soft ice cream and waffle cones with syrup. I'm a whore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (yRAFu)

33

International White House of Pancakes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

34 Hypocrisy: Right-Wingers Who Love It When The Babylon Bee Makes Stuff Up Suddenly Get Mad When The NYT Does It

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (+72t1)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I love it!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (/FqKO)

35 Even us lactose intolerent peeps like the looks of that softserve

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 18, 2019 11:23 AM (T9rmq)

36 The idiot NYT reporters tried blaming Fox News on twitter this morning for their continuing fuck-ups.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (NVYyb)

Well Vox, you know that paragon of journalistic excellence, said it was so.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:23 AM (DU2N9)

37 30 What's the over-under on Obama erecting a bronze statue of himself in front of his home?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (tVQUs)

=========

He will merely allow his neighbors to erect the marble recreation of his form. He won't have to say a word to get it done.

Just like using the IRS to target conservatives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 11:23 AM (q80AH)

38 9 Val Jar's mansion looks nice.
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (6OoFY)
******

Where? The Cape or in Dumbfuqistan?

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at September 18, 2019 11:23 AM (zL/eJ)

39 Looks lie Josh Lucas to me.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (axyOa)

40 No noods?

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (9VeU0)

41 >>Axshually, there is a sizable black community on the Vineyard that has been there for a long, long time.

Nantucket is whiter than the abominable snowman in a blizzard.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)

42 Nantucket is whiter than the abominable snowman in a blizzard.
=====

It's not whiter than me!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 18, 2019 11:25 AM (vg8iE)

43 Politics has become a path to riches.

Which is why the republic will eventual fail

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

44 Dang, the female celebrity sure looks like Natalie Wood in the first photo. I know it's not, poor Natalie. I had a girlfriend long ago that looked like her.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 18, 2019 11:25 AM (xNAv5)

45 Nevertheless I think the Zoobama's bought in a different area.

I read that it's either next door or just down the block from The Kennedy Compound (tm).

Posted by: Mark Sanford at September 18, 2019 11:25 AM (ZGrMX)

46 Barry's been pretty quiet so far, but we'll get a big dose of both Obamas next year, I'm sure. I'm not really looking forward to it, but we have to get through it to get to Second Term Trump.

And I'm really looking forward to Second Term Trump.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 18, 2019 11:25 AM (jp0Bv)

47 No noods?

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (9VeU0)

478 Gorilla Pundit is up


Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (DU2N9)

Evidently I wasn't clear enough.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:26 AM (DU2N9)

48 She was a low-born elf and he was a high-born dwarf.

Posted by: JAS at September 18, 2019 11:26 AM (0LxiW)

49 What's the over-under on Obama erecting a bronze statue of himself in front of his home?"

Styrofoam

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)

50 There's also an Indian tribe native to Martha's Vineyard. . . the Chappaquiddic.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

51 That house is kinda gaudy IMO. And it also doesn't have beach access. For $15M, I want to step outside and touch sand.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (FiUMj)

52 How much does a mansion on Martha's Vineyard add to the Secret Service's budget?

WTF?

If you assume a 24 hour watch on his mansion and Mooch, etc. etc.., how do you staff something like that? Where do you house people?? How much does it cost to shuttle personnel back and forth to Martha's Vineyard????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (so+oy)

53 Newsweek is now officially indistinguishable from the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (ZGrMX)

54 (click for an even more expansive view)

Oh, sweet. He has a nice little paved bicycle path to get down to the beach every day...

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (mhs6e)

55 How many other Arabs live on MV? Integration!

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (m3tRO)

56 Politics has become a path to riches.



Which is why the republic will eventual fail

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

Indeed, it's difficult to imagine what brainiacs like Mad Maxine and SJL would be doing if they weren't in elected office. We know AOC would still be flashing her sweater-meat for tips at the bodega.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:28 AM (DU2N9)

57 I wonder if the Obamas will build a wall around that house too, like they did in DC.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 11:28 AM (ZGrMX)

58 Obama buys mansion on whitest , most elite island in the country and Bill Clinton puts his post presidential office in Harlem. Both are virtue signaling in a different way.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:28 AM (8w3qu)

59 Diane Lane is a very beautiful woman. I remember seeing her in a movie when she was a very young teen, and she was stunning then, too.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 11:29 AM (JoUsr)

60 What's the over-under on Obama erecting a bronze statue of himself in front of his home?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (tVQUs)


Speaking of which, is Shitcargo still turning thumbs down for the concrete buttplug?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2019 11:29 AM (y7DUB)

61 She was a low-born elf and he was a high-born dwarf."

Front hole vs back hole?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)

62 58 Obama buys mansion on whitest , most elite island in the country and Bill Clinton puts his post presidential office in Harlem. Both are virtue signaling in a different way.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:28 AM (8w3qu)

___

Bill just wanted to be as far away from Hillary.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:29 AM (FiUMj)

63 51
That house is kinda gaudy IMO. And it also doesn't have beach access



It doesn't? Sure looks like it does.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 11:29 AM (T6t7i)

64 "The stained glass Trump at Liberty U mashup is a hoot."

I know! That's the kind of joke where, when I first looked at it I thought, "eh I guess that's kind of funny" but then when I saw how hard some prog bit on it, it got REAL damn funny!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 11:29 AM (Kpl3J)

65 I'd hit it.

Hey, no one's that gay

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2019 11:30 AM (7HtZB)

66 30
What's the over-under on Obama erecting a bronze statue of himself in front of his home?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (tVQUs)

________


Over/Under on how many hours/day he'll spend gazing at his reflection in the ocean?

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 11:30 AM (BOxMs)

67 What's the over-under on Obama erecting a bronze statue of himself in front of his home?"

--

He and Mooch will put one of those guy statues out front. The ones with the red servant's coat, holding a lantern. Only his will be a white guy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 11:30 AM (JoUsr)

68 Indeed, it's difficult to imagine what brainiacs like Mad Maxine and SJL would be doing if they weren't in elected office"

Sitting outside the city gates, haranguing passersby...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)

69 -
--
If you assume a 24 hour watch on his mansion and
Mooch, etc. etc.., how do you staff something like that? Where do you
house people?? How much does it cost to shuttle personnel back and
forth to Martha's Vineyard????


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM

---------------------

The Obamas can just build a guest house and charge rent to the SS high enough to pay for the whole property.

Posted by: Clinton Global Real-Estate Consulting at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (pMGkg)

70 I'm old enough to remember a time when the old money of Martha's Vineyard would be aghast at new money moving in, regardless of race.


Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (gmo/4)

71 48 She was a low-born elf and he was a high-born dwarf.
Posted by: JAS at September 18, 2019 11:26 AM (0LxiW)

And together, they are a big part of why the Hobbit trilogy sucked so hard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

72 "Politics is a pathway to riches"

Remember when Harry Reid sold the "mining rights" to his worthless land. Millions.

https://tinyurl.com/y2sxvweq

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (NVYyb)

73 Horde I am off to Oklahoma with a banjo on my knee.

I have not seen my father in over twenty years. Today he is receiving comfort care, and the doctors say he's got days most likely.

I am going to meet some half-siblings I have never met.

I wasn't sure what I was going to do when sra blaster reminded me that honor thy father and mother was in The Book. So I am off to see him hopefully I will arrive before he passes.

So if we are offering up prayers please tack on a bit for his soul and that he accepts the Lord as Savior.

Just an aside - if you watched Angel has Fallen, the Nick Nolte character looks and acts a bit like my father.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

74 OK so I was all in for MAGA2020 but news of the pancake theft....sorry, bridge too far for me.

WARREN 2020 is it!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (FiUMj)

75 there kinda is a "white privilege" thing, and it is in Martha's Vineyard and places where families save prestigious positions for those in 'TheClub'.


It is the old blue bloods largely, but they let others in around the fringes. It is not really a white thang, it is OldMoney that pulls strings of power to favor their strangle hold on power, keeps the riff raff out, and hides behind ivory tower walls.


They maintain the Martha's Vineyard cult, but the money running on WallStreet let some wild cards gain power, though the 20 global banks still seem to reign supreme ... with their own global bank "law" and power over monetary policy.


The coup run by our own government against Trump and our liberties should make it clear they don't intend to give up such incredible power, but would like to deceive us that "reforms will be made". Tick tock .... trillions in inflated fiat currencies trying to buy the whole world with fake paper, without war or revolt ... we shall see.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (Cus5s)

76 So now that Obama is out of office, and here is his big chance to put his money where his mouth is, what does he do? He sets up shop in one of those most NON-diverse communities in the entire damn country.
++++++++++
It depends on what kind of diversity you care about. There's little racial diversity, so from that standpoint the Obamas are just "doing their bit."

There is likely even less ideological diversity, and that's what counts. They don't care about what color you are for the most part, so long as you comply. In this aspect - the real aspect - the Obamas are doing *nothing* to improve the diversity of the area.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (e/H31)

77 Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM (9VeU0)


Travel safely, amigo.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (DU2N9)

78 73 - prayers up

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

79 The Obama's don't just have a mansion in Martha's vinyard, they have mansions and homes in DC, Chicago and Hawaii.


Their carbon foot print is in excess of Michael Moore and Jerry Nadler combined.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (goiIx)

80 63 51
That house is kinda gaudy IMO. And it also doesn't have beach access


It doesn't? Sure looks like it does.
Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 11:29 AM (T6t7i)

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Doesn't look like there's a beach there. Ocean access, yeah. But no beach.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj)

81 Obama buys mansion on whitest , most elite island in the country and Bill Clinton puts his post presidential office in Harlem. Both are virtue signaling in a different way.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:28 AM (8w3qu)


In Slick's case I think he originally planned on a much pricier area of Manhattan, maybe Tribeca, until whichever department approves the expenditure said LOLGF and Harlem was his backup plan.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)

82 30
What's the over-under on Obama erecting a bronze statue of himself in front of his home?

Posted by: Surfperch


Please. There will be a full-blown temple, not unlike the Parthenon.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

83
What's the over-under on Obama erecting a bronze statue of himself in front of his home?

Posted by: Surfperch
________

Over/Under on how many hours/day he'll spend gazing at his reflection in the ocean?
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty!


He can command the tide.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)

84 Martina McBride?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:33 AM (7Ykmo)

85 When Netflix makes the movie on his life it'll be titled "I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Obama."

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 11:33 AM (BOxMs)

86 478 Gorilla Pundit is up


Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (DU2N9)

Evidently I wasn't clear enough.
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:26 AM (DU2N9)


Style guide requires explicit noods.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 11:33 AM (9VeU0)

87 here we go, email from a Dem group "indivisible dot org":

Today is Constitution Day, and rather than talk up a document that is hugely flawed and racist, we want to use the 232nd anniversary of its signing to talk about the future of American democracy as we see it.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 18, 2019 11:33 AM (ZqRa6)

88 Over/Under on how many hours/day he'll spend gazing at his reflection in the ocean?"

Ordering the ocean to recede

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)

89 They'll spend maybe 3 weeks a year there and will sit empty the rest of the time.

How about we house some illegals in all those spare bedrooms during the down time, eh Mooch?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:34 AM (FiUMj)

90 Diane lane...yummy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2019 11:34 AM (9Om/r)

91 He can command the tide.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)
++++++++
His sycophants should have received the same treatment that King Knut's did. Sadly, Obama was no King Knut. He wasn't testing their willingness to tell the truth - he was verifying their willingness to kowtow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2019 11:34 AM (e/H31)

92 Florida and James Evans

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 18, 2019 11:34 AM (flINI)

93 73,

Be safe

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:34 AM (6qErC)

94 >>If you assume a 24 hour watch on his mansion and
Mooch, etc. etc.., how do you staff something like that? Where do you
house people?? How much does it cost to shuttle personnel back and
forth to Martha's Vineyard????

It's actually a real problem on the islands. Nantucket is much wealthier and the problem is even greater.

They actually build affordable housing for teachers, firefighters, police and other government workers cause left to market forces none of them could afford to live their on their salaries.

I do know some contractors who commuted daily to do work on the islands. They take the early ferry over and return at night. The enormous premium they charge to work out their helps salve the pain.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)

95
84
Martina McBride?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:33 AM (7Ykmo)

________


The best part of Hannity's radio show used to be when he would open each hour with her song "Independence Day."

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 11:35 AM (BOxMs)

96 Diane Lane In Unfaithful.

Yowzers

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:35 AM (7Ykmo)

97 I actually love that mansion and location. The Cape Cod area is one of my favorite places .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:35 AM (8w3qu)

98 -
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Doesn't look like there's a beach there. Ocean access, yeah. But no beach.


Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM

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If they want a beach there, there will be a beach there. And the local government will pay for it.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 11:35 AM (pMGkg)

99 Martina McBride?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:33 AM (7Ykmo)

Hmm. Could be. Another outstanding honey!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:36 AM (NVYyb)

100 prayers up blaster

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 11:36 AM (+72t1)

101 If I had a son mansion, it would look like that one, on the Cape of Cod.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 11:36 AM (786Ro)

102 blaster, I hope your trip is safe that your reunion winds up being gratifying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2019 11:36 AM (e/H31)

103 Doesn't look like there's a beach there. Ocean access, yeah. But no beach.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview


It looks to me like there's a lip over which you can't see, so there could be a beach there. Also, there's a cove to the left, and it has a beach. I don't know if that belongs to Obama.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 11:36 AM (T6t7i)

104 Martina looks like Diane. Or Diane looks like Martina.

Wouldn't kick either out of bed for eating crackers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:36 AM (7Ykmo)

105 And the local government will pay for it."

Other people's money

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

106 Dianne lane is still stunning! Add in a dash of Stacey Dash and it's as sammich!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:37 AM (KBY7Z)

107 Martina looks like Diane. Or Diane looks like Martina.

Wouldn't kick either out of bed for eating crackers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:36 AM


Especially if your name was crackers!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:38 AM (KBY7Z)

108 Prayers up for you and your father, blaster.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 11:39 AM (ejd/p)

109 Over/Under on how many hours/day he'll spend gazing at his reflection in the ocean?




Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 11:30 AM (BOxMs)


He'll spend millions of dollars hiring special oceanic engineers to create a perfectly calm section of the ocean in front of his home that's untouched by the tides, JUST so it can have a mirrorlike surface, making it easier to gaze at himself in wonder and awe for hours on end.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 11:39 AM (rP4OC)

110 Especially if your name was crackers!
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:38 AM (KBY7Z

It's my street name. I fought Joe Biden at a pool in '63.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:39 AM (7Ykmo)

111 There was a fatal shooting at a Seattle rail station. A "suspect" was arrested. Nowhere in the media is the suspect's name released.

I'd bet 10 years salary the "suspect" is an illegal.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:39 AM (FiUMj)

112 "And others have questioned the purchase because the mansion is quite
close to the ocean and what with all the Democrats running around with
their hair on fire about global warming and climate change and how we
only have 12 years left before America's coastal regions all get flooded
out by rising sea levels, obviously somebody's either lying or not
practicing what they're preaching."
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He would simply command that the water recede.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 18, 2019 11:39 AM (xNAv5)

113 Alternate view from over the water.

It has a beach.

https://tinyurl.com/y44vz237

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:40 AM (ZLI7S)

114 Mountain -- Nantucket Sleighride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5QelV1S0TY

Just cuz. Nice live version. I tried to see them a couple of times, but Leslie is not a well man (fuck diabetes), and the concerts were canceled. One of the cancellations was due to him having a leg amputated in 2011.

Pretty good excuse to cancel though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Z4rgH)

115 Wow, just think of all the greenhouse gases produced mowing that lawn.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 11:40 AM (X/Pw5)

116 I had a chance to visit Martina McBride's studio in Nashville. What a great place. She wasn't there though. The kitchen in the place was nicer than most houses have.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2019 11:40 AM (9Om/r)

117 blaster

Prayers for this most difficult time

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2019 11:41 AM (O2RFr)

118 59 Diane Lane is a very beautiful woman. I remember seeing her in a movie when she was a very young teen, and she was stunning then, too.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019


*
*

She was in Lonesome Dove, and that was 30 years ago. Still was attractive as Clark Kent's adoptive mother, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:41 AM (ClOmq)

119 "The Obamas just plunked down nearly $15 million for a mansion located
in, of all places, Martha's Vineyard, one of the hoitiest-toitiest areas
in the country. I suppose I could ask how, on his salary, President
Obama was able to afford such expensive digs, but that would be
churlish.


I asked that question long ago, but I am "churlish". But he has somehow become rich and has never had a job.

Posted by: Vic at September 18, 2019 11:41 AM (mpXpK)

120 OK so I was all in for MAGA2020 but news of the pancake theft....sorry, bridge too far for me.

WARREN 2020 is it!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:31 AM



Yep. As a lifelong Republican who voted for every true conservative candidate from Bob Michel and Geo. HW Bush and Jim Jeffords on down, I'm voting for whoever the Democrats nominate.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)

121 I always get Diane Lane and Robin Wright mixed up.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:41 AM (8w3qu)

122 There's also an Indian tribe native to Martha's Vineyard. . . the Chappaquiddic.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM


Don't forget the Fugawe tribe, also native to the area.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 11:41 AM (ejd/p)

123 Especially if your name was crackers!
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:38 AM (KBY7Z

It's my street name. I fought Joe Biden at a pool in '63.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:39 AM


LOL. I think Biden watched West Side story and there you go. Corn Pop! LOL. I really want people to ease up on Joe until AFTER he gets the nom. Then we'll give him both barrels. He's lost it. But don't tell anyone until later!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (KBY7Z)

124 Diane Lane is proof that good genes can trump old age.

Her and Cindy Crawford.

A lot of these Hollyweirds don't age well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (7Ykmo)

125
59 Diane Lane is a very beautiful woman. I remember seeing her in a movie when she was a very young teen, and she was stunning then, too.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 11:29 AM (JoUsr)


"A Little Romance", 1979. Laurence Oliver had top billing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (pNxlR)

126 He and Mooch will put one of those guy statues out front. The ones with the red servant's coat, holding a lantern. Only his will be a white guy Mexican.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun


FIFY

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (AM1GF)

127 Did we not not guess today's pictures correctly? The scrumpdelicious D. Lane and some hobbit dude (name above somewhere)?

Hm. Well, I'll eat the ice cream while we wait for the right answer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (NVYyb)

128 But is it a GATED community?
(snark)

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (vFhit)

129 If you like your sea level you can keep your sea level.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (786Ro)

130 Hate to have to correct all of you who are saying that is Dianne Lane.

That is actually Oh. My. God. To. Die. For. Dianne Lane.

And even prettier than when she was younger.

This might be the first time it isn't a touch aggravating that hitting post takes me back to the top.

Posted by: teej at September 18, 2019 11:43 AM (gJ3Vg)

131 121
I always get Diane Lane and Robin Wright mixed up.


That's hard to do. Diane Lane has a young face, almost childlike, while Wright's face is mannish and gaunt.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 11:43 AM (T6t7i)

132 >> Diane Lane is a very beautiful woman. I remember seeing her in a movie when she was a very young teen, and she was stunning then, too.


"A Little Romance"

Lane is one of those naturally beautiful women who seems to get better with age.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

133 >>Don't forget the Fugawe tribe, also native to the area.

Figawi is even more fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:43 AM (ZLI7S)

134 Diane Lane = 10.
Ageless.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at September 18, 2019 11:43 AM (HB5Gm)

135 Don't forget the Fugawe tribe, also native to the area.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 11:41 AM (ejd/p)

Where the Fuqawe!?!

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)

136 Did anyone else see that a Canadian intelligence officer has been passing our secrets to a foreign adversary for most of the Obama admin?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 11:44 AM (1ISKN)

137 If you have not seen Unfaithful with Land and Gere.


Good stuff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:44 AM (7Ykmo)

138 *Lane

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019 11:44 AM (7Ykmo)

139 If there is any justice in the world, there will be a school of great whites with freaking laser beams attached to their heads in the shallow water around Banky's house 24/7/365 ready to eat his stinky ass the next time he goes wadding.


Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 11:44 AM (gmo/4)

140 130 Hate to have to correct all of you who are saying that is Dianne Lane.

That is actually Oh. My. God. To. Die. For. Dianne Lane.

And even prettier than when she was younger.

This might be the first time it isn't a touch aggravating that hitting post takes me back to the top.
Posted by: teej at September 18, 2019 11:43 AM (gJ3Vg)

Yeah, she makes me want to "hit the post" too.

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2019 11:45 AM (7HtZB)

141 I always get Diane Lane and Robin Wright mixed up.

I think they look totally different. I do get Robin Wright mixed up with Radha Mitchell, the female lead in the very excellent Denzel movie "Man On Fire".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:45 AM (NVYyb)

142 126
He and Mooch will put one of those guy statues out front. The ones
with the red servant's coat, holding a lantern. Only his will be a white guy Mexican.



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun



FIFY

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (AM1GF)
No statue of the little boy peeing? Really? Since the Democratic Party seems to be the party of perverts, pedophilia, philandering, porn, and payola.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2019 11:45 AM (N39Ws)

143 139
If there is any justice in the world, there will be a school of great
whites with freaking laser beams attached to their heads in the shallow
water around Banky's house 24/7/365 ready to eat his stinky ass the next
time he goes wadding.


Mistype, or....

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 11:45 AM (T6t7i)

144 Weird how none of the rich libs ever buy houses in black neighborhoods, huh? How many does that make for Obama now, three?

Posted by: Ree at September 18, 2019 11:45 AM (N3yvc)

145 I think the first time I saw Diane Lane was in Judge Dred. Damn she was hot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2019 11:45 AM (9Om/r)

146 I always get Diane Lane and Christite Amannopour mixed up.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 18, 2019 11:46 AM (KBY7Z)

147 Speaking of which, is Shitcargo still turning thumbs down for the concrete buttplug?
Posted by: Captain Hate
.........

Last I heard, they gave it the go-ahead..

But several organizations are still trying to block it.

It is one ugly POS!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 11:46 AM (so+oy)

148 Re: Trump stained glass window - the whole 'evangelicals love Trump' thing really, really triggers people, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)

149 Why are there no great black sharks?

Can't a black shark be great?

Pretty sure this is racist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)

150 >>He and Mooch will put one of those guy statues out front. The ones
with the red servant's coat, holding a lantern. Only his will be a white guy Mexican.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)

151 Did anyone else see that a Canadian intelligence officer has been
passing our secrets to a foreign adversary for most of the Obama admin?


What? Did they need to corroborate the Clinton email intel flow?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:46 AM (NVYyb)

152 Being members of the Inner Party sure has its perks.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

153 get Diane Lane and Robin Wright mixed up."

Thor. Screen door. Hammer. Hurricane.

Wood plow...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)

154
LOL. I think Biden watched West Side story and
there you go. Corn Pop! LOL. I really want people to ease up on Joe
until AFTER he gets the nom. Then we'll give him both barrels. He's lost
it. But don't tell anyone until later!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:42 AM (KBY7Z)


I dunno. It'll be hard to do when he's acting all "wonkish" and throwing out numbers like "720 million people back in the workforce". I mean, how do you NOT bite on that?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 11:47 AM (rP4OC)

155 Anybody get the connection yet?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:47 AM (/FqKO)

156 104 Martina looks like Diane. Or Diane looks like Martina.

Wouldn't kick either out of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2019


*
*

You're right; I never noticed the resemblance before. For a long time country artists were still attractive, and dressed up when they went on stage, instead of wearing old sweaty T-shirts. (No, I'm not talking about the spangled outfits of Porter Wagoner.) They tried to look their best in a performance. Dunno about now, with "hick-hop" music.

Martina, Faith Hill, and Barbara Mandrell couldn't look unattractive if they tried.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:48 AM (ClOmq)

157 GnuBreed @114 I saw them back in the day. Corky Laing was/is an absolute animal, break a snare head and just reach down and toss drum stand and all up over his head while the drum tech would try to sidle in a new one. Crazy stuff

Posted by: micky at September 18, 2019 11:48 AM (nizGE)

158 Figawi is even more fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:43 AM


Have you done that?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 11:48 AM (ejd/p)

159 one could buy a nice house on the Atlantic Coast for half a million or so ... but it is in Senegal and there might be cows on the beach on any given day.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2019 11:48 AM (Cus5s)

160 The Obama's would purchase some ugly, modern sculpture for a ridiculous amount of money and then place it prominently blocking the ocean view.

Their taste in art - as demonstrated by their selection of portrait artists - is not good. But they would want to make damn sure everyone knows they're aware of the latest trend sculpture and have the money to buy it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:48 AM (bDqIh)

161 148 Re: Trump stained glass window - the whole 'evangelicals love Trump' thing really, really triggers people, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)


( *David French nods* )

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (/FqKO)

162 always get Diane Lane and Robin Wright mixed up.

I think they look totally different. I do get Robin Wright mixed up with Radha Mitchell, the female lead in the very excellent Denzel movie "Man On Fire".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:45 AM (NVYyb)

More about movie roles than looks .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (8w3qu)

163 Did anyone else see that a Canadian intelligence officer has been passing our secrets to a foreign adversary for most of the Obama admin?"

And how did a Canadian have em?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)

164 Wait, better...you know those offshore wind farms rich folks keep shooting down to keep them from mucking up their view? Trump should eminent domain one down right at the Obamas. After all, they like renewables, right?

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (AM1GF)

165 I'm not really sure I want to know what Obamammy does in the water.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (gmo/4)

166 Great black sharks subsist on a diet of scholarships that would otherwise go to slightly above average white sharks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (+m8Oo)

167
I dunno. It'll be hard to do when he's acting all "wonkish" and throwing out numbers like "720 million people back in the workforce". I mean, how do you NOT bite on that?


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 11:47 A

It's hard to hold fire for sure. But I want Biden to get them nom just for the LULZ.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (KBY7Z)

168 @realDonaldTrump

The Trump Administration is revoking California's Federal Waiver on emissions in order to produce far less expensive cars for the consumer, while at the same time making the cars substantially SAFER. This will lead to more production because of this pricing and safety......

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:50 AM (ZLI7S)

169 Off Sharpton sock!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:51 AM (KBY7Z)

170 Who dis?

Is that Ma Kent??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 11:51 AM (so+oy)

171 They were both in "Trumbo"?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)

172 I'm not really sure I want to know what Obamammy does in the water.


Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM


Don't get all wee weed up!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:51 AM (KBY7Z)

173 Obama buys mansion on whitest , most elite island in the country and Bill Clinton puts his post presidential office in Harlem. Both are virtue signaling in a different way.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


Bill went black and he's not going back.

Barry is pulling from his mother's side to live with the crackers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM (Z65m4)

174 Canada is one of the "5 Eyes". We share a lot with them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM (1ISKN)

175 I think the Dems have decided to force Biden out by one means or another, which I've said since the beginning. But I used to think they'd elevate Harris in his stead. Now, it seems they want Warren, which I didn't see coming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM (tnCk2)

176 To watch Democrats heads explode I propose a GOP platform that celebrates the benefits of global warming.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM (NVYyb)

177 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Time for me to flush another 8 hours of my life down the toilet. I hope you all have a better day than I will.

On a completely unrelated note, I started watching The Happytime Murders last night. Interesting dirty variation on the whole "PI-thrown-off-the-force-now-involved-in-personal-vendetta" trope. I don't know if I'm going to finish it, though.

Hope you have a nice day, Horde.

**trudges off**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM (Ki5SV)

178 >>Have you done that?

No. I've had to turn down a couple trips because of conflicts but I've been on Nantucket for a finish.

The race is really nothing more than a cruise. The party is where the fun really happens.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)

179 171 They were both in "Trumbo"?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)


There it is.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (/FqKO)

180 There's also an Indian tribe native to Martha's Vineyard. . . the Chappaquiddic.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

Somebody needs to gift Barky an Oldsmobile, and a few flats of Colt 45.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (jEgzt)

181 The Trump Administration is revoking California's Federal Waiver"

So making two versions of everything wasn't smart? Huh.

Now fix gas cans

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)

182 Loved that Sharpton eulogized Cokie Roberts by posting pics of him with Christine Amanpour. He's since deleted hi tweets. He's Biden grade stupid. I know, since Joe needs another brother to carry him, Biden Sharpton 2020! The Sharpen campaign! That would be epic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (KBY7Z)

183 Martina, Faith Hill, and Barbara Mandrell couldn't look unattractive if they tried.

--

I catch Hee Haw on TV sometimes (hey, it's nostalgic and makes me think of my grandparents...sue me) and Barbara Mandrell was on a lot. She was a tiny, little spitfire who could play many instruments really well...and always came across as such a sweetheart. Sang great, and looked great too. Beautiful lady.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (JoUsr)

184 Now negate anything having to do with CARB outside of California's borders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 18, 2019 11:54 AM (+m8Oo)

185 Martina, Faith Hill, and Barbara Mandrell couldn't look unattractive if they tried.
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No idea about Barbara Mandrell, but Faith Hill looks like she needs to eat something. She looks starved to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:54 AM (NVYyb)

186 The Irish move in, there goes the neighborhood.

Needs a rainbow lawn jockey.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2019 11:54 AM (RuIsu)

187 176 To watch Democrats heads explode I propose a GOP platform that celebrates the benefits of global warming.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM (NVYyb)


Such as: increased CO2 emissions are good for plant life.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:55 AM (/FqKO)

188 We share a lot with them."

Share or give away secrets with both hands?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)

189 don't worry, Obama will sign his name all over the walls and sell the place to some rich sucker for double what he and Mitch paid for it.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 18, 2019 11:55 AM (ZqRa6)

190 Their taste in art - as demonstrated by their selection of portrait artists - is not good. But they would want to make damn sure everyone knows they're aware of the latest trend sculpture and have the money to buy it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
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Obozo in Shrubbery is even more ridiculous in person, surrounded by the other portraits (except Bill's, of course). Lots of unsold merch in the Portrait Gallery gift shop depicting those two grifters.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 18, 2019 11:55 AM (Xvo1a)

191 I'm not really sure I want to know what Obamammy does in the water.

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Walks on it....of course!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 11:55 AM (JoUsr)

192 And how did a Canadian have em?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)


Five Eyes program, and he was the Canuck version of our NSA (Bolton, until his canning).

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2019 11:55 AM (Z4rgH)

193 Im shocked the Obamas didn't move back to the Chicago hood. Meanwhile, Obama is apparently not earning his money from Netflix; I assume he is the one that advised them to make even more horrible shows about white privilege.
There are several out now; one by that scrunt Chelsea handler, one starring 2 black married guys who are quite over the top and throw in random Trump smears whenever possible, and probably the worst one starring the obamas themselves.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 11:55 AM (Ed8Zd)

194 Faith Hill looks like she needs to eat something"

*ahem*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)

195 Loved that Sharpton eulogized Cokie Roberts by
posting pics of him with Christine Amanpour. He's since deleted hi
tweets. He's Biden grade stupid. I know, since Joe needs another brother
to carry him, Biden Sharpton 2020! The Sharpen campaign! That would be
epic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (KBY7Z)


Can't we all just show Rev. Al the R-E-S-P-I-C-T he deserves?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 11:56 AM (ptqGC)

196 No. I've had to turn down a couple trips because of conflicts but I've been on Nantucket for a finish.

The race is really nothing more than a cruise. The party is where the fun really happens.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM


Shame, that. I hear it's a good time. An old boss's sons did it one year.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 11:56 AM (ejd/p)

197
They were both in "Trumbo"?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)

There it is.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (/FqKO)

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Ah. I would never know that because to hell with Trumbo and and to hell with any movie that celebrates him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 11:57 AM (tnCk2)

198 At some point in time you have enough multi million dollar houses/estates... unless you are grifting half black muzzie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 18, 2019 11:57 AM (pw+jk)

199 I catch Hee Haw on TV sometimes (hey, it's nostalgic and makes me think of my grandparents...sue me) and Barbara Mandrell was on a lot. She was a tiny, little spitfire who could play many instruments really well...and always came across as such a sweetheart. Sang great, and looked great too. Beautiful lady.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019


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Whatever happened to her? She was really popular in the Eighties, "Country When Country Wasn't Cool," you know, and then she tried acting for a bit like Reba McIntyre. Then it seemed she vanished.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)

200 Please. There will be a full-blown temple, not unlike the Parthenon.
Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

Epstein's not using his anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:57 AM (jEgzt)

201 Yes, please fix the gosh darn gas cans! California screwed those up for everyone!

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 11:57 AM (gmo/4)

202 Five Eyes program"

How much of this was actually controlled during the reign of Teh Won? Will we ever know the extent of the damage?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)

203 -
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Anybody get the connection yet?


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:47 AM

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Yep. That dude, whoever he is, wants to do Diane Lane.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 11:58 AM (pMGkg)

204 >>Five Eyes program, and he was the Canuck version of our NSA (Bolton, until his canning).

More like Clapper or Coats, DNI.

He had access to all the raw intel from Five Eyes. He was only caught because we had already arrested the head of criminal group that was running a secure network to communicate about criminal activity and sell stuff.

The Canadian tried to sell some of the information through the network and got ratted out. The Ice Backs seem really shaken and say this could be the worst security breach in decades if not ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (ZLI7S)

205 "Alternate view from over the water.
It has a beach.

https://tinyurl.com/y44vz237" jack straw

WOW ... Obama said "at some point you've made enough money" ... at some point you have enough ocean frontage on Martha's Vineyard


... should make life interesting when Obama starts bringing in his old gangsta friends from the South Side of Chicago. Oh wait, no, Barry will stick with the Hollywood commies, or some Euro Trash money men.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (Cus5s)

206 @realDonaldTrump

The Trump Administration is revoking California's Federal Waiver on emissions in order to produce far less expensive cars for the consumer, while at the same time making the cars substantially SAFER. This will lead to more production because of this pricing and safety......

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:50 AM (ZLI7S)


Does this mean the end of CARbob?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (Ed8Zd)

207 136 Did anyone else see that a Canadian intelligence officer has been passing our secrets to a foreign adversary for most of the Obama admin?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 11:44 AM (1ISKN)

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See what now?
- MSM

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)

208 181 The Trump Administration is revoking California's Federal Waiver"

So making two versions of everything wasn't smart? Huh.

Now fix gas cans
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)

Gas cans get me every time. It's like the new nozzle was designed by a committee composed of people who have never, ever put gas in a lawnmower. I take the nozzle off and use a funnel, which directly contradicts the stated purpose of the goddamn nozzle in the first place. It's an annoying, physical manifestation of the absurdity of the camel-humping, syphilis-ridden, God-cursed bureaucracy. Not that I would get upset about such a little thing. No.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (RD7QR)

209 you know those offshore wind farms rich folks keep shooting down to keep them from mucking up their view? Trump should eminent domain one down right at the Obamas. After all, they like renewables, right?
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Careful, you will summon the ghost of Walter Cronkite.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (FTlwv)

210 Can't we all just show Rev. Al the R-E-S-P-I-C-T he deserves?"

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

211 @realDonaldTrump

The Trump Administration is revoking California's Federal Waiver on emissions in order to produce far less expensive cars for the consumer, while at the same time making the cars substantially SAFER. This will lead to more production because of this pricing and safety......

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:50 AM (ZLI7S)

Taking away Cali's power to buttslam the rest of the nation is one of the things that makes me like this guy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 12:00 PM (RD7QR)

212 -
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To watch Democrats heads explode I propose a GOP platform that celebrates the benefits of global warming.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 11:52 AM

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That's Trump-level. And a good idea.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 12:00 PM (pMGkg)

213 >>Meanwhile, Obama is apparently not earning his money from Netflix; I assume he is the one that advised them to make even more horrible shows about white privilege.


His Higher Ground Productions is ramping up (and don't forget he got a huge deal with Spotify to produce podcasts):

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5zmkkgx

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

214 No idea about Barbara Mandrell, but Faith Hill looks like she needs to eat something. She looks starved to me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019


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In a couple of the images in a DuckDuckGo search, she does look a little "peaked," to use a country-boy word. Remember, though, she's 52, the same age as Nicole. For that age she is incredible.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 12:00 PM (ClOmq)

215 Whatever happened to her? She was really popular in the Eighties, "Country When Country Wasn't Cool," you know, and then she tried acting for a bit like Reba McIntyre. Then it seemed she vanished.

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I remember her having a very serious car accident some time ago. I think she broke her back or some other terrible injuries. She seemed to disappear after that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019 12:00 PM (JoUsr)

216 >>Shame, that. I hear it's a good time. An old boss's sons did it one year.

Yea, I have a number of friends who have done it and it's always a good time. But it's on Memorial Day Weekend and the schedule has never worked for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 12:00 PM (ZLI7S)

217
Whatever happened to her? She was really popular in the Eighties, "Country When Country Wasn't Cool," you know, and then she tried acting for a bit like Reba McIntyre. Then it seemed she vanished.



Wiki says she retired from performing and touring in 1997.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

218 Not sure if Trump will win in court over CA. The EPA initially granted that waiver based on the unique conditions that caused pollution to remain trapped over LA. And that was a perfectly valid reason.

Of course, CA abused the shit out of it and took way more than they were granted.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 12:01 PM (1ISKN)

219 Over/Under on how many days before a Hawaiian judge invalidates Trump's order on CARB.

I will start the line at 5.5

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:01 PM (FiUMj)

220 should make life interesting when Obama starts bringing in his old gangsta friends from the South Side of Chicago"

Eddie Murphy in Trading Places

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:01 PM (6qErC)

221 34 Hypocrisy: Right-Wingers Who Love It When The Babylon Bee Makes Stuff Up Suddenly Get Mad When The NYT Does It

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (+72t1)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I love it!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:22 AM (/FqKO)

This really deserves an Ace thread all its own.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 12:01 PM (vFhit)

222 >>Does this mean the end of CARbob?

It means Trump didn't fall for the banana in the tail pipe trick.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 12:01 PM (ZLI7S)

223 another possibility is that Obama will hold big donor fundraisers there and keep ten percent for Moochele's "Make A Witch" foundation.

or maybe it's just that he wanted a place that's big enough that he never needs to run into Mitch.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (ZqRa6)

224 It's like the new nozzle was designed by a committee composed of people who have never, ever put gas in a lawnmower.

I end up not using the nozzle and just spilling a lot of gas. Gaia weeps.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (ZGrMX)

225
Anybody get the connection yet?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 11:47 AM
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Yep. That dude, whoever he is, wants to do Diane Lane.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019


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As does just about every straight male in America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (ClOmq)

226 I'd bet 10 years salary the "suspect" is an illegal.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:39 AM (FiUMj)

be careful, you could lose that bet. He might just be black.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

227 It's an annoying, physical manifestation of the absurdity of the camel-humping, syphilis-ridden, God-cursed bureaucracy"

Pure poetry right there

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)

228 Joe Walsh says the president is taking away your right to vote.

Because a few states cancelled what would be meaningless primaries to divert resources where needed. And which is perfectly normal and done by both parties all the time and is decided by the RNC or DNC, not by the President.

This Joe Walsh fellow seems to be rather dishonest.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 12:03 PM (u//oP)

229 Resist we much and much we will.

Resist paying my taxes crackas.

Posted by: Al I aint Pain No Taxes Sharpton at September 18, 2019 12:03 PM (pw+jk)

230 It's an annoying, physical manifestation of the
absurdity of the camel-humping, syphilis-ridden, God-cursed bureaucracy.
Not that I would get upset about such a little thing. No.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (RD7QR)

Central planners. What can't they fuck up?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 12:03 PM (jYnPD)

231 Taking away Cali's power to buttslam the rest of the nation is one of the things that makes me like this guy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 12:00 PM (RD7QR)

Now he needs to remove CA's ability to participate in federal elections.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 12:03 PM (Z1ykJ)

232 This Joe Walsh fellow seems to be rather dishonest.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 12:03 PM (u//oP)

You just noticed this?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 12:04 PM (O4YGa)

233 The left just throws money at their heroes.Book deals,movie deals,tv deals,high paying consultant gigs etc etc.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2019 12:04 PM (ov5W2)

234 I end up not using the nozzle and just spilling a lot of gas. Gaia weeps.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (ZGrMX)
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Like needing two flushes on low-flow toilets. Unintended consequences.

This is why I keep a funnel with my gas can. The nozzles are awful. They take forever and whenever that damn spring snaps back, you spill a little bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2019 12:04 PM (e/H31)

235 The idiot NYT reporters

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Now thats over description if ever I saw it.
Other redundant words; liar, vile, traitor.

Posted by: Vlad the Impale, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2019 12:04 PM (dmoiP)

236 I'd bet 10 years salary the "suspect" is an illegal.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:39 AM (FiUMj)



be careful, you could lose that bet. He might just be black.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J
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Or the trifecta. A black muzzie illegal criminal invader. If so this story is memory holed four hours ago.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 18, 2019 12:04 PM (pw+jk)

237 Diane Lane's mom was Miss October 1957 in Playboy. I can see where she gets her, uh genes from.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 18, 2019 12:05 PM (9YBqo)

238 >>or maybe it's just that he wanted a place that's big enough that he never needs to run into Mitch.


I'm guessing it's so that they have several "his" and "hers" mansions. Michelle will hang out there with the girls and her mom while he does his jetsetting shadow government thing with ValJar.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 12:05 PM (bDqIh)

239 We should flood Martha's Vineyard with illegals.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 12:05 PM (1ISKN)

240 Joe Walsh says the president is taking away your right to vote.

Because a few states cancelled what would be meaningless primaries to divert resources where needed. And which is perfectly normal and done by both parties all the time and is decided by the RNC or DNC, not by the President.

This Joe Walsh fellow seems to be rather dishonest.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 12:03 PM (u//oP)
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Add "bald-faced liar" the list for Walsh. Primaries are party operations, not government operations, and he knows it. They're extraconstitutional and have nothing to do with the franchise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2019 12:05 PM (e/H31)

241 I catch Hee Haw on TV sometimes (hey, it's nostalgic and makes me think of my grandparents...sue me) ***
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2019


Its shocking how many groundbreaking country and bluegrass musicians featured in Ken Burns documentary ended up on Her Haw. I had no idea, but they were huge talents who didn't take themselves too seriously.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 12:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

242 CARB predates the EPA. They've been farking things up for a long time

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:06 PM (6qErC)

243 223 another possibility is that Obama will hold big donor fundraisers there and keep ten percent for Moochele's "Make A Witch" foundation.
or maybe it's just that he wanted a place that's big enough that he never needs to run into Mitch.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (ZqRa6)


Then from who is he going to buy his cocaine?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:06 PM (/FqKO)

244 Faith Hill in her Video for the Remake of Take another Little piece of my Heart is Gorgeous Head to toe & then she started getting into the limelight & she slimmed way down to look like Twiggy
*******
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPseJvXVVfo

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (BqBId)

245 Its shocking how many groundbreaking country and bluegrass musicians featured in Ken Burns documentary ended up on Her Haw. I had no idea, but they were huge talents who didn't take themselves too seriously.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 12:05 PM (Ed8Zd)
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is "Her Haw" the woke-ass SJW reboot upon which all of the critics will be lavishing praise?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (e/H31)

246 217
Whatever happened to her? She was really popular in the Eighties, "Country When Country Wasn't Cool," you know, and then she tried acting for a bit like Reba McIntyre. Then it seemed she vanished.


Wiki says she retired from performing and touring in 1997.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019


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Mmmf. I hadn't realized she was born in 1948 and that her recording career dates to 1969.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (ClOmq)

247 -
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No idea about Barbara Mandrell, but Faith Hill looks like she needs to eat something. She looks starved to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019

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Both Hill and her husband look not-well to me, they're either vegetarian or on drugs.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (pMGkg)

248 http://bit.ly/2Avpv4S
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EXCLUSIVE: Here's The Document The White House, Barr Are Using To Push Gun Control On Republicans | The Daily Caller

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (BqBId)

249 I bet Barky's new digs has a widow's walk overlooking the drink. You know what would look good out there? A big, honking, offshore drilling platform.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (C1Lsn)

250 Anyone here watch The Deuce on HBO? Is it just me or does Season 3 really suck? All the storylines are like little vignettes, no longer related to each other.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:08 PM (FiUMj)

251 Prayers up for all the Hordelings who need them. Prayer works.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 12:08 PM (HaL55)

252 You know what would look good out there? A big, honking, offshore drilling platform"

Seconded

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:08 PM (6qErC)

253 I just saw this in Breitbart's comments:
What is best in life, Conan? Watching the global warming cult putting a magic retard in front of congress as their spokesman.



LOL

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 12:08 PM (gmo/4)

254 The Canadian tried to sell some of the information through the network and got ratted out. The Ice Backs seem really shaken and say this could be the worst security breach in decades if not ever.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (ZLI7S)

I am assuming this guy is a pole smoker, since none of the news reports have mentioned a wife and family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 12:08 PM (jEgzt)

255 Let's petition to put 1000 windmills in front of Obama's new beach house. Let him explain why that's a bad idea.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:09 PM (FiUMj)

256 Both Hill and her husband look not-well to me, they're either vegetarian or on drugs.
Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (p

Her husband is a Lefty , country singing poseur and always has been. His daddy got his estranged frat boy son a record deal and had others write his songs. Granted he made the most of what was given to him.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 12:09 PM (8w3qu)

257
Its shocking how many groundbreaking country and bluegrass musicians featured in Ken Burns documentary ended up on Her Haw. I had no idea, but they were huge talents who didn't take themselves too seriously.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 12:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

Her Haw sounds like the prom version of Hee Haw. And autocorrect just about did the same thing to me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 12:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

258 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus:
Warren 24%
Biden 16%
Sanders 16%
Buttigieg 13%
Harris 5%
Gabbard 4%
Klobuchar 3%
Yang 3%
Steyer 2%
Booker 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Williamson 1%
Ryan 1%
Bullock 0%
Castro 0%
Bennet 0%
Delaney 0%
de Blasio 0%

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:10 PM (BqBId)

259 All the storylines are like little vignettes, no longer related to each other.

Honestly I prefer that kind of situation to the Netflix-itis of "everything's one long story so there's about one interesting thing that happens per hour". I tried very hard to like Stranger Things and bailed because of that. It was boring beyond description.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 12:10 PM (ZGrMX)

260 230
It's an annoying, physical manifestation of the

absurdity of the camel-humping, syphilis-ridden, God-cursed bureaucracy.

Not that I would get upset about such a little thing. No.



Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 11:59 AM (RD7QR)

Central planners. What can't they f*** up?


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


It seems that the Trump admin is considering revoking the "green" mandates for dishwashers and washing machines. The idea seems to be that they should actually, you know, work, and do so on something other than a glacial time scale. That's probably good for a few million votes right there.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 12:10 PM (T6t7i)

261 Let's petition to put 1000 windmills in front of Obama's new beach house. Let him explain why that's a bad idea.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:09 PM (FiUMj)

It'll be fun to watch the MSM do mental gymnastics to defend him.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 12:11 PM (O4YGa)

262 "Did anyone else see that a Canadian intelligence officer has been
passing our secrets to a foreign adversary for most of the Obama admin?"

Did he give them a discount over the Hillary deal? I thought she sold wholesale. Good thing Hilda isn't prez, she would have just Arkancided the Canadian for daring to compete with her mafia franchise.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2019 12:11 PM (Cus5s)

263 What the odds that Barry O is going to love mowing his lawn--getting out in the sun, drinking beer, puttering in the yard, that sort of thing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 12:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

264 I think what Barky needs in his ocean view is a bunch of windmills.

Posted by: vivi at September 18, 2019 12:11 PM (11H2y)

265 What the odds that Barry O is going to love mowing his lawn--getting out in the sun, drinking beer, puttering in the yard, that sort of thing?

Uhh, uhh, that's what illegals are for. Yeah, that's it, shirtless male illegals.

Posted by: Barack "Man's Country" Obama at September 18, 2019 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)

266 I tried very hard to like Stranger Things and bailed because of that. It was boring beyond description"

Agreed

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:12 PM (6qErC)

267 It'll be fun to watch the MSM do mental gymnastics to defend him.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 12:11 PM (O4YGa)
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They care very much about their own property rights and aesthetics. They're all hypocrites and their rationalizations are always ready and always the same noise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2019 12:12 PM (e/H31)

268 If few years ago one of the big wigs at CARB was found to have lied about his qualifications and was fired. He was setting billion $ polices and he had none of the qualifications for that job.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 12:12 PM (xfb67)

269 I am assuming this guy is a pole smoker, since none of the news reports have mentioned a wife and family.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 12:08 PM (jEgzt)

Then he definitely feels he was justified .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 12:13 PM (8w3qu)

270 Did anyone else see that a Canadian intelligence officer has been passing our secrets to a foreign adversary for most of the Obama admin?"
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And how did a Canadian have em?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)


Canuckistan is part of the "Five Eyes" security classification restriction.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 18, 2019 12:13 PM (YQ4mh)

271 244 Faith Hill in her Video for the Remake of Take another Little piece of my Heart is Gorgeous Head to toe then she started getting into the limelight she slimmed way down to look like Twiggy
*******
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPseJvXVVfo
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (BqBId)


Faith has a lovely singing voice, but this is the version I have embedded in my brain so deep I am unable to appreciate any other cover:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCngPse1iiI

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:14 PM (/FqKO)

272 Diane Lane is kind of all-American-girl pretty, I think. I mean, in that photo, she's drop-dead ridiculously impossibly gorgeous, but in general.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 12:14 PM (vFhit)

273 He sets up shop in one of those most NON-diverse communities in the entire damn country. Martha's Vineyard is, like, 98.6% white and probably the only black or Hispanic people are tending the gardens, collecting the garbage, and keeping the swimming pools clean.


I don't know if it's been covered, but this is not accurate. There is a large black community on the Vineyard, particularly in Oak Bluffs.

It's like the Jeffersons except for real money.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2019 12:14 PM (wzVKm)

274 135
Don't forget the Fugawe tribe, also native to the area.



Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 11:41 AM (ejd/p)



Where the Fuqawe!?!

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)

_____


I can still remember as a young boy watching the F Troop episode where the Hekawi Chief explains the origin of their tribe's name. I laughed myself silly ...


Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 12:14 PM (b7QJ9)

275 258 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus:
Warren 24%
Biden 16%
Sanders 16%
Buttigieg 13%
Harris 5%
Gabbard 4%
Klobuchar 3%
Yang 3%
Steyer 2%
Booker 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Williamson 1%
Ryan 1%
Bullock 0%
Castro 0%
Bennet 0%
Delaney 0%
de Blasio 0%
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:10 PM (BqBId)

Whoa. Bootygig is higher than ever before. Could he be making a run for the "basically harmless white guy who isn't as crazy or senile as the other white guys" slot?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

276 Diane Lane or Jessica Biel? ("And," not allowed.)

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (m3tRO)

277 "(CARB) Board member William Friedman, a UCLA professor of pediatrics in his day job, says, "Progress will be made if we can continue to stick it to you so that you actually do what you need to do to help our constituency, which is the state of California, and all its kids and all its people."

According to the transcript, there was applause.

Weverstad had given the board a clear choice-cleaner air or symbolism-and it made the popular call: symbolism."

https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a15142571/
carb-throws-a-hail-mary-regulation/

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (+m8Oo)

278 249 I bet Barky's new digs has a widow's walk overlooking the drink. You know what would look good out there? A big, honking, offshore drilling platform.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2019 12:07 PM (C1Lsn)

Snorted!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (vFhit)

279 https://fxn.ws/2AuJDEo
*******
Kevin Spacey sex assault accuser dead | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)

280 Obama's illegal real estate shenanigans in Chicago would have ruined any GOP candidate's run for President. It was the least of Obama's scandals. That sums up everything about the MSM.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (8w3qu)

281 211 @realDonaldTrump

The Trump Administration is revoking California's Federal Waiver on emissions in order to produce far less expensive cars for the consumer, while at the same time making the cars substantially SAFER. This will lead to more production because of this pricing and safety......

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 11:50 AM (ZLI7S)

This is by FAR the biggest Environmental Legislation that the Trump administration has enacted - this is Huge!!! And the Left is going to go insane about it, once they realize what he's done. Of course there will be court challenges and that whole rigamarole.

BUT I believe Trump will win in the courts (eventually) on this because it was the original Waiver which ignored the Constitutional Supremacy clause. Revoking the waiver simply means going back to the Constitutional way of doing things.

and it DESTROYS California's ability to use it's size and power to dictate National policy. It's a giant flip of the middle finger to the entire state - but since it's a one party state held by enemy forces, I've long been in favor of saying "Fuck You!!" to California in every possible way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

282 It seems that the Trump admin is considering revoking the "green" mandates for dishwashers and washing machines"

I notice that news of these changes has disappeared...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (6qErC)

283 It would seem L.A. is tired of Ed Buck murdering black men. Isnt it amazing how many prominent leftards are perverts and criminals? Coincidence ?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (dGKUu)

284 >>I don't know if it's been covered, but this is not accurate. There is a large black community on the Vineyard, particularly in Oak Bluffs.

>It's like the Jeffersons except for real money.


George was actually pretty thin.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (iU/Pm)

285 That Obama mansion is one of the reasons I roll my eyes whenever a leftist politician gets praised for dedicating his life to public service.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

286
I'm not really sure I want to know what Obamammy does in the water.
--
Walks on it....of course!


Joke on the water

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:17 PM (aKsyK)

287 Lots of unsold merch in the Portrait Gallery gift shop depicting those two grifters.

This could be an opportunity to corner the commemorative plate market.

I'll be RICH! RICH, I say!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 12:17 PM (HaL55)

288 1) Barry Soetero's new digs aren't far from where Mary Jo Kopeckne died
2) Usually the "for the 'ettes" dude is a turnoff
3) I want soft-serve ice cream. Plain, no sprinkles, dip or sauce.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2019 12:17 PM (NMAzL)

289 I don't know if it's been covered, but this is not accurate. There is a large black community on the Vineyard, particularly in Oak Bluffs.

--

Wait, you're saying even massively wealthy democrats willingly and knowingly self-segregate?

Gosh. Who could've imagined such fantastic tales.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at September 18, 2019 12:17 PM (+m8Oo)

290 The Manchin-Toomey legislation would ensure that any advertised gun sales through an unlicensed dealer would be subject to a background check.


Is this in perpetuity? And how would this be enforced. One does not normally put the serial number in a for sale ad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (keFtY)

291 >>Whoa. Bootygig is higher than ever before.


You put the cocaine on the dick and he's gonna go for it.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (iU/Pm)

292

Who wants to bet left nuts that the "cousin" isn't even a blood relative?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (QlS15)

293 don't know if it's been covered, but this is not accurate. There is a large black community on the Vineyard, particularly in Oak Bluffs.


12% of the Island?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (8w3qu)

294 One thing Barky won't see from his palace is some poor schmo who saved up for a Bayliner after working all his life. Secret Service will have a pretty large zone out there. Oh, yeah, let's not forget the ADIZ, which will be enforced to the limits.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (C1Lsn)

295 244 Faith Hill in her Video for the Remake of Take another Little piece of my Heart is Gorgeous Head to toe then she started getting into the limelight she slimmed way down to look like Twiggy
*******
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPseJvXVVfo
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019


*
*

She's dazzlingly gorgeous. Only minus to that video is she's not barefoot at any point!

She and Taylor Swift look even more like mother and daughter than Nicole K. and Taylor do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (ClOmq)

296 279 https://fxn.ws/2AuJDEo
*******
Kevin Spacey sex assault accuser dead | Fox News
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)

Well, that wraps that story up and puts a nice bow on it, doesn't it? Maybe at next week's cocktail party he and Hillary can get together and compare notes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)

297 Canadian intelligence officer story:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxanxkmq

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 12:19 PM (vFhit)

298 I'm guessing it's so that they have several "his" and "hers" mansions. Michelle will hang out there with the girls and her mom while he does his jetsetting shadow government thing with ValJar.

Posted by: Lizzy at September

No travel love with Reggie anymore? Oh well, tossed aside like yesterday's cabbage. The least he could have done is let Reg hold the lantern out by the entrance so the Chinese delivery boy knows where to bring the General Tsao Chicken and dim sum.

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 12:19 PM (32YRo)

299 2) Usually the "for the 'ettes" dude is a turnoff

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2019 12:17 PM (NMAzL)


All right, I'm listening: who do you like?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:19 PM (/FqKO)

300

Heather Unruh's son is mort??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 18, 2019 12:20 PM (QlS15)

301 @276

Diane lane is pretty and soft, Jessica Biel is pretty and hard.


Hmm.


I think I will go with Diane.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 18, 2019 12:20 PM (goiIx)

302 Kevin Spacey sex assault accuser dead"

Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:20 PM (6qErC)

303 264 I think what Barky needs in his ocean view is a bunch of windmills.
Posted by: vivi at September 18, 2019 12:11 PM (11H2y)

Ahem!!

261 Let's petition to put 1000 windmills in front of Obama's new beach house. Let him explain why that's a bad idea.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:09 PM

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:20 PM (FiUMj)

304 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2019 12:14 PM (wzVKm)

I think it's about 3% .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (8w3qu)

305 Breaking : a car has plowed into the lobby of Trump Plaza. Multiple victims.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (T8HPM)

306 -
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Kevin Spacey sex assault accuser dead | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:16 PM

------------------------------

They should probably stop putting people on suicide watch.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (pMGkg)

307 Donald Trump stole Pancakes

Donnie Hotcakes

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (u//oP)

308 @realDonaldTrump

The Trump Administration is revoking California's Federal Waiver on emissions in order to produce far less expensive cars for the consumer, while at the same time making the cars substantially SAFER. This will lead to more production because of this pricing and safety......


That's what YOU think!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (9VeU0)

309 2) Usually the "for the 'ettes" dude is a turnoff

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This^^^

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (RU4sa)

310 >>Breaking : a car has plowed into the lobby of Trump Plaza.


What of the Bollards?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 12:22 PM (iU/Pm)

311 275 258 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus:

Warren 24%
Biden 16%
Sanders 16%
Buttigieg 13%
ot?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 12:15 PM (RD7QR)


Great. Trump may be facing off against the fake Indian/lecturing schoolmarm candidate. That's what I would call a target rich environment.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:22 PM (/FqKO)

312 Accusing someone famous of sexual assault is the 5th leading cause of death in the US.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 12:22 PM (xfb67)

313 >>Donald Trump stole Pancakes


He should have stole the Mar-jor-ine.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 12:22 PM (iU/Pm)

314 Kevin Spacey sex assault accuser dead"

Fort Marcy Park?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:20 PM (6qErC)
*******
when I saw the tweet, That was my immediate thought

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:22 PM (BqBId)

315 Taylor Swift is ugly. Looks like a boy mannequin.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 12:22 PM (NVYyb)

316 Gabbard up to 4% in that poll.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2019 12:22 PM (m3tRO)

317 https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2019/09/17/car-plows-trump-plaza-new-rochelle/

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 18, 2019 12:22 PM (T8HPM)

318 309 2) Usually the "for the 'ettes" dude is a turnoff
---

This^^^
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (RU4sa)


I'm open to suggestions. Who do you like?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (/FqKO)

319 Up at NYT now: "Mr. Trump's tweets, tirades and untruths could undercut the credibility of any case he makes for responding to the attacks."

They have no self-awareness. No worries about THEIR credibility being undermined by THEIR OWN "tweets, tirades and untruths."

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (mk9aG)

320 121 I always get Diane Lane and Robin Wright mixed up

=======
A minute inspection should clear up any confusion.


I volunteer.

Posted by: Vlad the Impale, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (dmoiP)

321 299 2) Usually the "for the 'ettes" dude is a turnoff

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2019 12:17 PM (NMAzL)

All right, I'm listening: who do you like?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:19 PM (/FqKO)

Is there an email where we can tell you?

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (vFhit)

322 One thing Barky won't see from his palace is some poor schmo who saved up for a Bayliner after working all his life. Secret Service will have a pretty large zone out there.

I wonder about that. The oldest law in continuous existence in the US is the Fishing and Fowling Act of (?) 1640, which says that anyone may use the intertidal zone for fishing as long as it's accessed legally. That is, you can't cut across someone's lawn.

I always wanted to test that with a kayak trip to a Hyannisport shoreline, but I never got around to it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (wzVKm)

323 Kevin Spacey is a Clinton friend, right? Rode the Lolita Express to Africa with Bill, iirc

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (NVYyb)

324 >>Taylor Swift is ugly.


Really?

I think she's cute as hell. And those legs are nothing to scoff at.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (iU/Pm)

325 What of the Bollards?
********
Nevermind the Bollards it's the Sex Pistols

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (BqBId)

326 I suspect that if a conservative politician had a mansion like that, purchased with his own money earned in business, the media would go all hair on fire outrage.

But a leftwing politician buys a mansion with the proceeds of graft they applaud.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

327 Breaking : a car has plowed into the lobby of Trump Plaza. Multiple victims.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (T8HPM)


Another Little Dick Durbin pen pal?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

328 Harry Reid was a small town lawyer. Then he went to DC. And now he lives in s a $3M condo.

Politics is very profitable fro Democrats.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (FiUMj)

329

Rob and Laurie Petrie lived in New Rochelle, next door to Millie Halper.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 18, 2019 12:24 PM (QlS15)

330 305,
Another?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:24 PM (6qErC)

331 2) Usually the "for the 'ettes" dude is a turnoff
---

This^^^


Sorry. I have told the Cobs that they are not allowed to post my picture.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 12:24 PM (iU/Pm)

332 Breaking : a car has plowed into the lobby of Trump Plaza.

Damn car. I'm sure the driver was helpless to stop it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 12:24 PM (u//oP)

333 Is this in perpetuity? And how would this be enforced. One does not normally put the serial number in a for sale ad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (keFtY)


Read the proposal. It's a clusterfuck. You have to go to a new class of FFL 3rd-party and that person initiates the NCIS. Then its your choice if you keep the paperwork or they do. It's basically the end of private sales.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 12:24 PM (CQ3Qb)

334 What of the Bollards?


Never mind the Bollards, here's the Sex Pistols.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (wzVKm)

335
Trump is interested in Obama's book deal and his Netflix deal. I've heard this is because of money laundering, but I don't quite get it. It seems to me that the worlds of New York publishing and Hollywood production are more than ready to throw high-8-figure deals at frauds like the Obamas.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (M9ntN)

336 MSM article on terrorist act at Trump Plaza:

"The black Mercedes left a trail of destruction and broken glass in the front of the building"

The black Mercedes did it all on its own. Musta been one of those self driving cars I guess. Oh and Mercedes. German. Nazi. I guess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (FiUMj)

337 1640?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (6qErC)

338 and POW!

In a move President Trump said will reduce car prices but will also anger environmental groups, the administration is revoking California's authority to set strict fuel economy standards.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (JFO2v)

339 305
Breaking : a car has plowed into the lobby of Trump Plaza. Multiple victims.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (T8HPM)

That was two days ago.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

340 Is there an email where we can tell you?
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (vFhit)


My AoSHQ nic at yahoo dot com.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (/FqKO)

341 NOW mane we can pass common sense car control.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (dGKUu)

342 It's basically the end of private sales.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 12:24 PM (CQ3Qb)

___

And the beginning of the final phase of a gun free utopia!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (FiUMj)

343 >Taylor Swift is ugly.


Really?

I think she's cute as hell. And those legs are nothing to scoff at.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (iU/Pm)


Yeah when she sang in some of those Victoria Secrets shows, those pins looked very nice.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (y7DUB)

344 I think Buttgig is thinking Warren will choose him as Veep nominee, ans send him out to harass Mike Pence. What small-minded tools the Democrats are. They really need someone with gravitas, to offset Warrens completly bizarre world-view and persona history, but instead they'll think in terms of identity politics.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (NVYyb)

345 I'm open to suggestions. Who do you like?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (/FqKO)

---

*ponders*

Let me get back to ya.

I like so few nowadays...

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (RU4sa)

346 340 Is there an email where we can tell you?
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (vFhit)

My AoSHQ nic at yahoo dot com.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (/FqKO)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (vFhit)

347 Curse you Deep State!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (wzVKm)

348 >>I think what Barky needs in his ocean view is a bunch of windmills.

That will kill birds.

How about we drop off some MS-13 "unaccompanied minors, " some Somali families with TB, and a couple of refugees from Congo?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

349 Well, except private sales to criminals, of course.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (xfb67)

350
Kevin Spacey sex assault accuser dead"

Fort Marcy Park?


Itchycoo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (aKsyK)

351 That was two days ago.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

It was. How am I just now hearing about it?

Of course, I've been conditioned to freak out about stuff like this...

Apologies.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (T8HPM)

352 Taylor Swift's eyes are too far apart. Good body. A buttaface.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (FiUMj)

353 nood ace

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (786Ro)

354 The black Mercedes did it all on its own. Musta been one of those self driving cars I guess. Oh and Mercedes. German. Nazi. I guess.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (FiUMj)

---

No id of the driver yet?

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (RU4sa)

355 Sorry. I have told the Cobs that they are not allowed to post my picture.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 12:24 PM (iU/Pm)


And a good thing, too. We don't want to frighten small children.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (/FqKO)

356 351
That was two days ago.



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (CQ3Qb)



It was. How am I just now hearing about it?



Of course, I've been conditioned to freak out about stuff like this...



Apologies.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (T8HPM)


Might've been yesterday. Looong night.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (CQ3Qb)

357 The ratio on this Pogebrin retweet of Vox is BEAUTIFUL.

https://tinyurl.com/yxj9e96c

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (rP4OC)

358 Since the Democratic Party seems to be the party of perverts, pedophilia, philandering, porn, and payola.

=======
Bravo

Historically the Democrats are the party of slavery, succession, segregation, socialism, sodomy, surrender, and sedition.

Posted by: Vlad the Impale, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (dmoiP)

359 What Barky needs is to spend the rest of his life working in a Soviet style gulag.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2019 12:28 PM (dGKUu)

360 >>I'm open to suggestions. Who do you like?

I have notes. . . just need to find 'em; will send suggestions, too

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

361 354 The black Mercedes did it all on its own. Musta been one of those self driving cars I guess. Oh and Mercedes. German. Nazi. I guess.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:25 PM (FiUMj)

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No id of the driver yet?
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:27 PM (RU4sa)

___

What driver? The Mercedes did it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 12:28 PM (FiUMj)

362 Let me get back to ya.
I like so few nowadays...
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (RU4sa)


You can e-mail suggestions.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 12:28 PM (/FqKO)

363 >>We don't want to frighten small children.


"My arm isn't anywhere near that big...is that an apple?"

Posted by: Small Children at September 18, 2019 12:28 PM (iU/Pm)

364 329

Rob and Laurie Petrie lived in New Rochelle, next door to Millie Halper.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 18, 2019


*
*

Jerry, Millie's husband, was a dentist, I think, so he'd have had a pretty good income.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 12:29 PM (ClOmq)

365 at the BEE

New Evidence Suggests Esau Actually Sold Birthright For Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Chick-Fil-A

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

366 I always wanted to test that with a kayak trip to a Hyannisport shoreline, but I never got around to it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (wzVKm)

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Isn't there a ton of harbor traffic right there anyway? In front of the Kennedy compound, I mean. From the water it looks like it's a crowded area.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 12:29 PM (NVYyb)

367 Carvel in a waffle cone!

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2019 12:29 PM (KaupC)

368 Curse you Deep State!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2019 12:26 PM (wzVKm)
*******
Great Minds think alike?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 12:29 PM (BqBId)

369 OMG HE STOLE PANCAKES?

Impeach him!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2019 12:29 PM (JUOKG)

370 -
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I. Eat. Your. Pancakes. I eat them up!

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at September 18, 2019 12:30 PM (pMGkg)

371 Sorry 'ettes, no pictures of me, I'm married.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 12:30 PM (gmo/4)

372 305 Breaking : a car has plowed into the lobby of Trump Plaza. Multiple victims.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at September 18, 2019 12:21 PM (T8HPM)

that happened yesterday evening, I think. So far it looks like the same thing as happened at a CVS store near me not long ago - some old driver pulled up and couldn't tell the difference between the accelerator and the gas pedal. "I kept pushing the brakes harder and harder and the car kept going faster and faster!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

373 One thing Barky won't see from his palace is some poor schmo who saved up for a Bayliner after working all his life. Secret Service will have a pretty large zone out there. Oh, yeah, let's not forget the ADIZ, which will be enforced to the limits.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2019 12:18 PM (C1Lsn)


I'm a fat slob fuck of a guy, but I would have Trump's babies if he revoked SS protection from every DC asshole past and present save for the President and his immediate family and told all the other would-be aristos to pay for their security out of their own fucking pockets.

Bunch of parasitic, noose-worthy assholes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2019 12:31 PM (Ki5SV)

374
320 121 I always get Diane Lane and Robin Wright mixed up

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A minute inspection should clear up any confusion.


I volunteer.

Posted by: Vlad the Impale, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2019 12:23 PM (dmoiP)







No greater love hath no man than he throw himself on a grenade for his friends.

#slightlyblasphemic

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2019 12:31 PM (veoSD)

375 I'm open to suggestions. Who do you like?


Tom HiddlestonKarl UrbanChris Hemsworth
(Shut up. Yes they're all Marvel related one way or another, but they're HOT AS HELL)

Some oldies but goodies
Cary GrantMichael RennieDouglas Fairbanks, Jr. (those EYES. Guh!)

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 12:32 PM (rP4OC)

376 that happened yesterday evening, I think. So far it
looks like the same thing as happened at a CVS store near me not long
ago - some old driver pulled up and couldn't tell the difference between
the accelerator and the gas pedal. "I kept pushing the brakes harder
and harder and the car kept going faster and faster!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)


[insert Tesla joke here]

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 12:32 PM (CQ3Qb)

377 -
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"I kept pushing the brakes harder and harder and the car kept going faster and faster!!!!"


Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 12:30 PM

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That's a semi-common occurance with the olderly.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 12:32 PM (pMGkg)

378 The Obama's would purchase some ugly, modern sculpture for a ridiculous amount of money

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Purchase? PURCHASE?
Obama?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

He would 'graciously' accept the gift from an asshole white dude who thinks this will earn forgivness for (imaginary) ancestral racial transgression.

Posted by: Vlad the Impale, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2019 12:35 PM (dmoiP)

379 Great. Trump may be facing off against the fake Indian/lecturing
schoolmarm candidate. That's what I would call a target rich
environment. -- Oregon Muse
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Fake Indian hectoring schoolmarm and her precious Teacher's Pet.

Bootyjuice is the classic Teacher's Pet Perfect Boy suckup (and both his parents were professors).

I have to say that he disgusts me, especially after the local South Bend abortion clinics.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2019 12:35 PM (MIKMs)

380 All right, I'm listening: who do you like?


Posted by: OregonMuse
Oh hon, that's sweet of you to ask, but I couldn't even venture a guess. I just like to turn my nose up whenever anyone portrays a guy who's supposed to be attractive to women.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2019 12:38 PM (NMAzL)

381 The island of Martha's Bineyard is Dukes County MA which is the poorest county in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts
The Obamas grew wealthy primarily through book sales( not inherited wealth like Republican presidents )
Their new house dits on a bluff about 70 yards from the high tide line and is at least 30' higher than the high water mark

Posted by: Kurt at September 18, 2019 12:44 PM (ljFsL)

382 We will leave no bingo cards un-wheedled upon.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2019 12:58 PM (RuIsu)

383 The population is actually quite diverse
One town Awuinnah is about 1/2 American Indian
There are also many Blacks and Hispanics including Brazilian
The Brazilians represent about 3000 of the 15000 year round population
Why must I always be the fact checker ????

Posted by: Kurt at September 18, 2019 01:01 PM (ljFsL)

384 "Many of the country's most affluent African-American families have enjoyed a century-old tradition of summering on the island. Concentrated primarily in and around the town of Oak Bluffs, and the East Chop area, these families have historically represented the black elite from Boston; Washington, D.C.; and New York City. Today, affluent families from around the country have taken to the Vineyard, and the community is known as a popular summer destination for judges, physicians, business executives, surgeons, attorneys, writers, politicians, and professors. The historic presence of African-American residents in Oak Bluffs resulted in its Town Beach being pejoratively called "The Inkwell", a nickname which was reappropriated as an emblem of pride.[78] The Inkwell (1994), directed by Matty Rich, dealt with this close-knit Vineyard community.[citation needed]. The Run&Shoot Filmworks Martha's Vineyard African-American Film Festival held every second week in August, highlights the works of independent and established filmmakers from across the globe. This annual event draws attendees from all across the world."

The AGW angle is on target; the demographic one, less so.

Posted by: MrContext at September 18, 2019 01:02 PM (Ixd10)

385 Bit late to the thread, there, Kurg.

Now get back to work, those glory holes aren't going to suck themselves, you know.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 18, 2019 01:02 PM (/FqKO)

386 Meanwhile, Obama is apparently not earning his money from Netflix;

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Otraitor has NEVER earned his money. The most generous verb in this case would be 'received'.
I lean towards 'scammed'.

Posted by: Vlad the Impale, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2019 01:11 PM (dmoiP)

387 Who dis? One of the Judds and that Balki guy from that old sitcom.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at September 18, 2019 01:18 PM (huvBh)

388 The Obamas came to Washington to do good...and they did very well indeed.

Posted by: jack b nimble at September 18, 2019 01:31 PM (97fpg)

389 Who Deez : Girl : Hey I'm from cleavage Ohio too and the guy is suckin' all the air out of the threads with that schnozzzzz................

I want her for Christmas that's TODAY isn't it
the guy can blow himself HONK if ya love elephants.

Posted by: saf at September 18, 2019 01:42 PM (5IHGB)

390 My future 3rd wife, Diane Lane

Crush on her since we were both 17 & I don't care how old she gets, she will always be the most beautiful woman on the planet

Posted by: GrogNerd at September 18, 2019 02:22 PM (PQFW5)

391 On the Vineyard the real Black Folks are in Oak Bluffs.

Posted by: steve walsh at September 18, 2019 03:47 PM (bzLxY)

392 And they will have armed guards and a fancy alarm system to protect them 24/7

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 18, 2019 04:59 PM (wGqjj)

393 White Supremacy in action:

55 i.q. half black goes to Harvard law school, marries 33 i.q. black who went to Yale Law school, gets elected President by William Ayers, wins Nobel prize before he is even inauggerated, buys 16 million dollar house by the beach.

White Supremacy in action.

Posted by: Poopstain at September 18, 2019 10:37 PM (N2XjR)

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