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Democrat Debate Night ONT

Live look-in at tonight's debate:

Dem Debate.jpg

The Day After 9/11


I didn't have the ONT last night, but I did have a few links.


The Falling Man: An unforgettable story

Read until the end.


Coming home


Anything by Salena Zito is worth reading


Did We Learn Anything From 9/11?

Daniel Greenfield is likewise worth reading. 18 years later, here's a sobering look at what 9/11 actually is.


Morons Everywhere

I don't know that this guy was one of us, but he should have been. R.I.P Joe Heller


Excuse Me, What?


mm.jpg

Moxie


Blue On Blue Action

On Shaun King By DeRay Mckesson


History Lesson


The Truth about Huey Long

Everything the left says Trump is, Huey was.

And I think that's it for tonight. Sorry for the short ONT, but I'm not feeling well and I haven't even had dinner yet. Here's a really good Batman comic to keep you busy: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAN!

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by the buffet at MCINCR/MCBQ :


Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:58 PM




Comments

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1 Jack Kirby was a master.

Posted by: mindful webworker at September 12, 2019 09:59 PM (U/u2R)

2 AAAAAARGH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 09:59 PM (NMAzL)

3 Evening Folks

Posted by: wing at September 12, 2019 09:59 PM (JFzNN)

4 Yea, WD!

Thank God you were not late.

Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2019 10:00 PM (sMMcg)

5 Top ten.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 12, 2019 10:00 PM (t6XCL)

6 Ha!

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 12, 2019 10:00 PM (UUBmN)

7 ¿El Primero!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 12, 2019 10:00 PM (7WaWV)

8 Um, what the hell M&Ms?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2019 10:00 PM (2B9A/)

9 I am out guys, getting a bout of allergies, going to get some rest.

Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2019 10:01 PM (nonGu)

10 Save the Surfperches, eat more Cows!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:01 PM (tVQUs)

11 No till farming?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:01 PM (wiXsO)

12 What a mess the donks are. Night all

Posted by: CN at September 12, 2019 10:01 PM (U7k5w)

13
Now Cory is pretending to give a damn about veterans.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

======

He's very concerned about gynecology services at the VA. Let's see if "pregnant men" Castro can top him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:01 PM (13CQC)

14 Errr, &#!161

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 12, 2019 10:01 PM (7WaWV)

15 Klobuchar: climate change is the existential challenge of our time.

Wheee!

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:02 PM (aXucN)

16 I will give give five trillion dollars to [State].

Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:02 PM (ureJQ)

17 I see Antonio Brown had his way on the M&M's.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:02 PM (tVQUs)

18 Read the content. Hope you get to feeling better, WD.

Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2019 10:02 PM (sMMcg)

19 Climate corruption

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:02 PM (wiXsO)

20 On the 7th day Klobuchar will rest

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:02 PM (ZfRYq)

21 I don't want Biden out of the race yet, do I? Seems like a wonderful punching bag for PDJT. I hope he can hang on. Unless it's proven that he can attract the POC vote. In which case, I guess, any other Democommie will do.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (VNfwt)

22 We are running out of time......

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (wiXsO)

23 Top 15 maybe, I dunno..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (TvsnP)

24 Actually milt is considered a delicacy.

Posted by: Surfperch, not involved in the production of M&Ms at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (tVQUs)

25 Never has an ONT been more of a relief than this.

*drinks*

*drinks again*

*drinks some more*

*drinks the whole damn thing*



Damn, those little airline bottles hold more than I thought!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (QzJWU)

26 That Warren bitch wants to take away my car, too.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (ed8K1)

27 I put the debates on closed caption.. I can't stand to listen to these bitches any longer..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (438dO)

28 I mean, look at it from Booker's POV. Being a gynecologist is like being the guy who cleans septic tanks. They have to be near those...ughh...vaginas all day.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (wcEXp)

29 Is this where we sign up for tango lessons?

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (kLDv+)

30
We must enslave everyone or they will die.

Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (ureJQ)

31 "We are running out of time. Here's my 50-year climate plan..."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (iw59Q)

32
Why did I watch that gif of endless crayons?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (13CQC)

33 that Crayon wall is amazing and freaky all at the same time

Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (nonGu)

34 Not even Top 20.. LOL. Well thanks for the fresh ONT WD. Much appreciated. Now back to the links..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (TvsnP)

35 Did Beta crowd surf wearing Sandals?

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (m3tRO)

36 Carbon neutral by 2050? But we will already be dead in 12 years.

Duh.. How do you think we get carbon neutral?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (lD3vL)

37 Hey everybody.

I admit if I were a bartender...

8-year-old: "Hey, can I buy a pint?"
Me: "Sure pardner!"
(hand him a pint of chocolate milk)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

38 We need regulations to stop the irreversible Global Warming!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (tVQUs)

39 Elizabeth Warren is unhinged.

Give her a sign that says, "Repent! The End is Near!!" and point her towards a busy street corner.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2019 10:05 PM (bDqIh)

40 Everyone, thanks for all the good advice last night.

My sister is consulting with an attorney.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

41
I'm keepin real for da kids. Listen to my accent. It's different today, and it shows how much I care about kids.

Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:05 PM (ureJQ)

42 Good evening GUYS!!!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

43 Kamala- Make America California

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:05 PM (wiXsO)

44 The only human who is carbon neutral is dead.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:05 PM (ZfRYq)

45 "Americans For Prosperity", the Koch "conservative" group from earlier,
reminded me of a comment I made way back that I was thankfully able to
dig up on shitty google. It will probably format like shit but here goes:

---------------------------------------
Name Your Own Commie Front Organization by choosing from these handy lists!

Simply pick one from each column and voila:

Column A
Media
United
Americans For
Reform
Voice
Southern
Environmental
United
Reform
Women's
Consumer
International
Community

Column B
Freedom
Democracy
Peace
Change
Accuracy
Integrity
Truth
Peace
Action
Voice
Families
Progress
Justice

Column C
Institute
Review
For America
Now!
Center
Federation
Union

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (yhwYC)

46 We must enslave everyone or they will die.
Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (ureJQ)

That was actually one of our arguments.

Posted by: Pro-Slavery Democrats in the 1850's at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (tVQUs)

47 Yang talking about more crazy money schemes. C'mon guy, dive off the stage already.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)

48 Carbon neutral by 2050? But we will already be dead in 12 years.

Duh.. How do you think we get carbon neutral?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (lD3vL)


Carbon units infest the creator's world.

Posted by: V'GER at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (aS1PU)

49 Warren is the old lady in the apartment complex that tells you to turn off your TV because it's too loud.

Posted by: dantesed at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (88xKn)

50 "Democracy Dollars?" WTF?

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (ed8K1)

51 I'd like to know what comic book that Jack Kirby panel appeared in.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (dfME4)

52 Reform Change Now!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (wcEXp)

53
We're losing to oil and guns because we need more money. GIVE US MORE MONEY.

Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (ureJQ)

54 Yang wants to be clear too! Oh boy!

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)

55 Evening Horde! I successfully avoided the D 'debate' - I was refereeing the 10 yr old and the 5 yr old granddaughters for two hours.

On second thought, maybe I witnessed the same thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

56 It could just be my bad luck, but I've never seen LA with a blue sky!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (tVQUs)

57 um - I was out all night! what did I miss?!?! is the debate still on?!?!

did Bernie get all grumpy old guy?
did Fauxcohontas hector everyone?
did Slow Joe wear pants?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (Rarvo)

58 Let's see if I can make it through tonight's ONT without posting any math. J.J.'s Morning Report goes up around 7:30, it's 10:00 now -- (7.5 plus 2) -- that's 9 1/2 hours, and I'll be asleep for most of that time.

I think I can do it!

Posted by: FireHorse at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (jh17W)

59 What sort of poll numbers does Yang have to justify all this screen time?

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (ed8K1)

60 Clear as mud.

Posted by: dantesed at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (88xKn)

61 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (arJlL)

62 Is this questioner an Obama daughter?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (ZfRYq)

63


Ah yes, more money to teachers and we need to test less.

Data!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (z8c2c)

64 52
Reform Change Now!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:06 PM (wcEXp)


I personally like Americans for Justice for America

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (yhwYC)

65 We need to give Americans money to donate to us to fight corruption!

Posted by: Andy Yang at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (tVQUs)

66
I repeat and amend: Give TEACHERS more money! And me. Especially me.

Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (ureJQ)

67
Warren is the old lady in the apartment complex that tells you to turn off your TV because it's too loud.
Posted by: dantesed

=======

Then she lets her yappy dog onto Bernie's lawn to take a dump and he comes running out in his pajama bottoms with his arms flapping and his hair flying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (13CQC)

68 Dems are all-in on MASA.

"Make America shitty again"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

69 Warren is the old lady in the apartment complex that calls the police so that they tell you to turn off your TV because it's too loud.

FIFY

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (lD3vL)

70 Sweet ONT - Thanks, WeirdDave!

"OMG, look at all those crayons - they look DELICIOUS!"

- Joe Biden, probably

Posted by: ibguy at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)

71 social and emotional learning. What the heck is that?

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (aXucN)

72 ABC has turned to Yang because Bernie, Warren, and Biden are worn out and they are trying to cover for their lack of stamina.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (ZfRYq)

73 Let's see if I can make it through tonight's ONT without posting any math.

I've been trying to read about the Higgs Boson lately, so, you know

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

74 Hiya

Is the circus still on?

Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (GaOgf)

75 I got nothin'

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

76 Step one: Give the same people who are failing to provide an education, more money.

Step two: ???

Step three: Better educational system!

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (ed8K1)

77 Dems are all-in on MASA.



"Make America shitty again"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

Oooh I like that.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (yhwYC)

78 Evening Horde! I successfully avoided the D 'debate'
- I was refereeing the 10 yr old and the 5 yr old granddaughters for
two hours.



On second thought, maybe I witnessed the same thing.





Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

It's your lucky day! There's still 50 minutes of the debate to go!

Posted by: Vendette at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (9Eyhn)

79 Note to self: don't go to a Japanese doctor.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (aXucN)

80 Damn, those little airline bottles hold more than I thought!







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2019 10:03 PM (QzJWU)


But too small to be useful. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (9Om/r)

81 I'm getting a strong whiff of Obama with Buttigeig.
He has that same arrogant snark thing, where he delivers a sick burn with disgust.

Really don't like that guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (bDqIh)

82 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxw8g9em

https://tinyurl.com/y3yvz4xc

https://tinyurl.com/y4acgjy7

https://tinyurl.com/yxa453ql

https://tinyurl.com/y3pxrhef

Posted by: kbdabear at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)

83
Public education because we've been in charge of it for so long, but we need MORE MONEY.

Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (ureJQ)

84 social and emotional learning. What the heck is that?



Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:08 PM (aXucN)

That's the thing when there really is no math.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (yhwYC)

85 What sort of poll numbers does Yang have to justify all this screen time?
Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:07 PM (ed8K1)

He gets around 3-4% usually.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (tVQUs)

86 *The Falling Man: An unforgettable story

Read until the end.*

That was a difficult task to fulfill.

And worth the effort.

Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (sMMcg)

87 I knew I was going to get willowed, so here goes:

I'd love to see someone, doesn't have to be tonight, but someone interview him like this:

Someone: So Frank,
Frank: It's Beto.
Someone: Oh, yes, sorry. So as I was saying, Frank,
Frank: I go by Beto. It's a nickname common to young men growing up in border towns
like El Paso. Where I'm from by the way.
Someone: Sorry, I'll get it right. So as I was saying Pat, about this gun...
Frank: (assaults someone...camera goes dark)...

I can dream can't I? :-).

Posted by: BigZesty at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (YeoHU)

88 Let's be clear! Drink!

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (kLDv+)

89
Name Your Own Commie Front Organization by choosing from these handy lists!

Simply pick one from each column and voila:

======

I'm looking for a combo that makes an anagram of LOLGF

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (13CQC)

90 Ah yes, more money to teachers and we need to test less.

Why is it that these candidates pretend to have the authority to set local school tax rates in support of their market wrecking schemes to over compensate the most worthless people?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (lD3vL)

91
Warren is the woman who backs her BMW into your car, then asks if your insurance will cover her damage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (7rVsF)

92


99% of kids who leave Baltimore high schools can't read, write or do math.

Solution?

Pay teachers more.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (z8c2c)

93 Found this at another site today...
MisHum/WeirdDave, feel free to use it for a future ONT.

(Caution: funny but a bit graphic)

https://tinyurl.com/y3r3qeyr

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

94 Well, I didn't expect to meet some classic Jack Kirby illustration with the ONT. Makes for a nice surprise. Thanks, WD.

Posted by: JTB at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (bmdz3)

95 I was a public schoolteacher. Having failed miserably before, I'm ready to do it again!!

Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (ureJQ)

96 Holy crap. Warren wants the Government to be the parent to every child. Chilling.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (ed8K1)

97 only two cents? I don't think that will work Liz.

Posted by: Quint at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (n13/j)

98 Used to bring home tons of airplane bottles from the liquor store when I worked there, since they come as promos on bottles a lot of the time. They would, yknow, fall off in transit.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (wcEXp)

99 Yang is a 1 per center in Dem polls. I guess he got some 2% polls which is how he qualified for the stage.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (ZfRYq)

100
Carbon units infest the creator's world.
Posted by: V'GER


NO
KILL
ME

Posted by: Horta at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (aKsyK)

101 social and emotional learning. What the heck is that?

Imagine a human, stuck in a long psychiatric couch, with Elizabeth Warren's face looking down on it pretending to care - forever.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

102 Well, the Dem debate was interesting. And by interesting, I mean frightening as hell if PDT loses reelection.

'night, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (ptqGC)

103 I'm mostly a lurker, but I had a few thing on my mind, so here's the second one. Didn't get a chance to comment on the earlier Frank/French gun post. Because everyone cares,
here are my thoughts.

Knock the incremtal crap off democrats. If you want to get rid of guns, quit the ammo bans,
taxes, background check stuff.

If you're serious, go for the big prize, the 2nd amendment. It still won't make a
difference to me or people like me who understand from where our rights come.
I already know what you want. Just come out and say it. At least then you'll be honest
for once in your life.

Posted by: BigZesty at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (YeoHU)

104 I call Americans for Freedom for America.

Posted by: Boone at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (7R6J/)

105 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yyf6j9sn

https://tinyurl.com/y5byuhra

https://tinyurl.com/y2qnlrgz

https://tinyurl.com/yyr8xt9r

https://tinyurl.com/y3zdt3jg

Posted by: kbdabear at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (qAR6u)

106 What sort of poll numbers does Yang have to justify all this screen time?

***

Well, he did least the leftwing faction in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and implemented the bold new world the left is always promising...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)

107


TWO TRILLION?

What?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (z8c2c)

108 Where the heck is Kamala getting these crazy statistics from? Don't tell me, I already know.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (aXucN)

109 Wow. Somebody named "mindful worker" got name-dropped by Ace in the "Hey guys" post tonight.

mindful worker. *sigh* How many years have I spent voluntarily producing considerable content for acecomments? Just another drone.

But at least he linked to the other people's videos blog site.

Posted by: mindful webworker at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (U/u2R)

110 I'm looking for a combo that makes an anagram of LOLGF

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:10 PM (13CQC)
Sadly no but how about Media Freedom Review?

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (yhwYC)

111


Can a moderator ask her about the Baltimore schools?

I know that's asking a lot.

BUT MUH CHILDREN!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (z8c2c)

112 I call BS on Kamala's statistics.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (ed8K1)

113 Universal Childcare?

What's the preschool equivalent of the Liverpool pathway?

Posted by: Surfperch, Praying he'll never have to witness the horrors that will come with Universal Childcare at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (tVQUs)

114
I graduated with a law degree. It was in fourth grade, and it was just for fun, and I had to kiss a fifth grader before he'd put a gold star on it, but hey - I'm black!

Posted by: Interchangeable Democrat at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (ureJQ)

115 Imagine a human, stuck in a long psychiatric couch, with Elizabeth Warren's face looking down on it pretending to care - forever.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)
--------

I used to like you.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (aXucN)

116 You can be guaranteed that if the eventual nominee is up on that stage right now, and he/she uses the phrase "let's be clear", one or more of those references will be in campaign commercials right after the traditional "move to the center" to show the contradiction(s).

Posted by: Vendette at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (9Eyhn)

117 >> Holy crap. Warren wants the Government to be the parent to every child. Chilling.




"You didn't birth that."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (bDqIh)

118 Gee Bernie, do you think securing the border might bring down the "child poverty" rate?

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (ed8K1)

119 Is Harris arguing for segregation?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (tVQUs)

120 Hiya LadyL !

How was yer date ?

Posted by: JT at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (arJlL)

121
Is the circus still on?
Posted by: ALH


It started at 8 EDST and it's a three hour tour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (aKsyK)

122 Hey mindful worker it could be worse.

ace thought I was bla zer which you will note cannot be typed on this blog.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (ZfRYq)

123 Where the heck is Kamala getting these crazy statistics from? Don't tell me, I already know.
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (aXucN)


They stink...

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (aS1PU)

124 OK. I'm out.. good night all!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (438dO)

125 All Student Debt Will Be Cancelled!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (wiXsO)

126 99 Yang is a 1 per center in Dem polls. I guess he got some 2% polls which is how he qualified for the stage.
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (ZfRYq)

He's the token Asian.

Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (GaOgf)

127 Dress comfortably. The family encourages you to don the most
inappropriate T-Shirt that you are comfortable being seen in public with
as Joe often did.



Yup, we need to make Joe an Honorary Moron.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote stalker and scrivener extraordinaire at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (XKZwp)

128 If you're serious, go for the big prize, the 2nd amendment.
***

The left usually wins by playing the incremental game. If they actually admitted what they wanted they'd never be elected to any office ever again.

As a way to think about it if you went back to the year 1999 and asked your average Democrat voter what the they think of the 2019 stands of their own party they'd think you were some right wing joker because obviously its a joke, right?


Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (WdocV)

129 Sanders promises to cancel all student debt by creating a tax on Wall Street speculation.

Posted by: Vendette at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (9Eyhn)

130 redridinghood: and so will America!!! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

131 120 Hiya LadyL !

How was yer date ?
Posted by: JT at September 12, 2019 10:13 PM (arJlL)


It's definitely NOT a date, as far as I'm concerned. And it's next Thursday.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

132 Are the debates still on? I took a time out and watched The Sandlot with my daughter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

133
I was raised a poor boy. My parents didn't give me the $10,000 a week allowance I wanted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (7rVsF)

134 "Biden wasn't woke enough, decades ago" questions are the best questions. I guess.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (ed8K1)

135 These people are insane. God help us if they win.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (wiXsO)

136 Tulsi ain't part of the show because she'd be 50 points ahead by now.

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (m3tRO)

137 Tax Wall Street speculation? WTF? What about my 401k bitch? I want that to speculate like a mother fucker!

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (ZfRYq)

138 Dems: I was a teacher, I was this, I was that, blah, blah, blah.

Big deal. I'm an engineer. I know engineers who couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the bottom. If Warren was such a damned good teacher, why did she leave that job?

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (AMIL/)

139 That was a difficult task to fulfill.



And worth the effort.

Posted by: tbodie at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (sMMcg)


Yes and yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (9eby4)

140 Groping Joe just gave that woman the Evil Eye. Blood will flow.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (kLDv+)

141 132 Are the debates still on? I took a time out and watched The Sandlot with my daughter.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)


Yes. I fear they will never end.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (ed8K1)

142 Ace always gets my name right! Especially when he eviscerated me in that one gains thread. So it could be worse.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (wcEXp)

143 The best way to get debt-free is to avoid accumulating that debt in the first place.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (tVQUs)

144
Well I must say, I admire Biden for totally ignoring that bait about reparations by talking about...school psychologists?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (13CQC)

145 The black chick with a mustache is lighting up Joey Paste-eater on his 40 yr old stupid comments.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (d3y38)

146 Where the heck is Kamala getting these crazy statistics from? Don't tell me, I already know.
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:12 PM (aXucN)


Easy, she gets 'em from the Stinking Cooter Polling Agency...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

147 Oh yes. Let's bring social workers into everyone's home to tell parents how to raise their kids.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)

148
"Make sure you have the record player on at night"????

Joe...Joe...

Tie an onion on your belt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (13CQC)

149 Biden: "Play the radio. Wait, that hardly exists now, right?"

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (ed8K1)

150 Why can't you type blazer?

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (yhwYC)

151


What is he talking about.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (z8c2c)

152 "Make sure you have the record player on at night"


Holy shit, Biden is fucking stroking out.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (d3y38)

153 147 Oh yes. Let's bring social workers into everyone's home to tell parents how to raise their kids.
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)

They do that more than enough as it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

154 Biden record player?

Jeebus.

Way to connect old guy.

Record player.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (ZfRYq)

155 Biden's out after tonight.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (WJiI/)

156 It's definitely NOT a date, as far as I'm concerned. And it's next Thursday.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} please tell me you carry!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (9eby4)

157 42 LadyL

Hey Big Sis!!

So, MoMe?

Posted by: ibguy at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (EHVbt)

158 "Make sure you have the record player on at night"????

Joe...Joe...

Tie an onion on your belt.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (13CQC)
-------


My husband said holy cow, we can say we saw it live.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (aXucN)

159 Oy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (5aX2M)

160 Why can't you type blazer?
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (yhwYC)


It's banned, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

161
Castro takes it from Joe and says "That's quite a lot."

Of what, Castro? *blinks innocently*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (13CQC)

162 Castro's hair has a strange greying pattern.

Posted by: Vendette at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (9Eyhn)

163 I was raised a poor boy. My parents didn't give me the $10,000 a week allowance I wanted.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (7rVsF)

We used to make $10k a week. Then the mines shut down.

Posted by: Former Quicksilver Miners at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (tVQUs)

164 Warren was the lady in Back to the Future yelling at Marty to help save the clock tower

Posted by: DBCooper at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (bttOm)

165 Make sure you've got your Victrola on at night!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (wcEXp)

166 I submit that Biden helped himself 2nite. He didn't come across as senile or crazy.

Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (Cssks)

167 Way to connect old guy.

Record player.
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (ZfRYq)
--------

Shhhh. Don't hurt garrett's feelings.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (aXucN)

168 In the new Utopia rest easy... everything is free.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (wiXsO)

169
Record player.

He's hep. He didn't say "victrola".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (7rVsF)

170 154 Biden record player?

Jeebus.

Way to connect old guy.

Record player.
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (ZfRYq)

Listening to phonographs on the ol' Victrola!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

171 These people are insane. God help us if they win.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (wiXsO)


They're all wannabee tyrants and sure as shit living examples of why you should never, ever, give up your guns.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (9Om/r)

172 If Biden wanted to connect with the young'uns, he would've said 'turntable.'

I still have my 1983 vintage Technics.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

173 Biden: You want educated kids, you gotta spin those wax cylinders for them.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:19 PM (ed8K1)

174


How are those Newark schools?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:19 PM (z8c2c)

175 171 These people are insane. God help us if they win.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (wiXsO)


They're all wannabee tyrants and sure as shit living examples of why you should never, ever, give up your guns.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (9Om/r)

Yes. Yes they are.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

176 Communities of color?

Imma guess Booker has a wall around his place.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:19 PM (ZfRYq)

177 I couldn't watch the Left frothing at the mouth tonight.

I had dinner with my leftist buddy, and he made a big mistaking bringing up "global warming."

I lost my temper, which I try very hard not to do.

His smug and condescending comments about "flat earth people" simply enraged me.

He finally promised not to bring the subject up again. Grrrrr.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

178 You can't let your kids just watch TV, especially that darn Dumont Network!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (wcEXp)

179 Corey just said "dagnabbit". Now he's hitting on Castro.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (d3y38)

180 I'm taking a break until things get interesting again, this debate is too long.

Posted by: Impatient Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (tVQUs)

181 Booker for charter schools.

Well he's done. I mean, he was done anyway, but done done

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (ZfRYq)

182 Sanders promises to cancel all student debt by creating a tax on Wall Street speculation.

So he wants to plunder insurance, pension, institutional and retirement fund investments to pay for SJW degrees by lazy nitwits who can't even make a cup of coffee.

While also promising free education to DACA and other illegal aliens.

And yet there aren't enough plumbers and electricians...

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (lD3vL)

183 Ladyl, please tell me you ended the dinner by throwing a pie in his face. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (aXucN)

184 Make sure you've got your Victrola on at night!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (wcEXp)


At least he didn't say "Remember that Victrola ain't gonna wind itself!'

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (9eby4)

185 Best.


Debate.


EVAR

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (d3y38)

186 154 Biden record player?



Jeebus.



Way to connect old guy.



Record player.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (ZfRYq)



Listening to phonographs on the ol' Victrola!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

Gramophone.

Posted by: Vendette at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (9Eyhn)

187 They sure are beating the drum that things are awful in America. Poor people do not even have record players these days.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (34095)

188 Corey just said "dagnabbit". Now he's hitting on Castro.

Is Castro playing "hard to get" ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (lD3vL)

189 Booker wants all of America to transition. To what, nobody knows.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (kLDv+)

190 157 42 LadyL

Hey Big Sis!!

So, MoMe?
Posted by: ibguy at September 12, 2019 10:17 PM (EHVbt)



Of course!!!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

191 These are the finest people that the Democrat party has to offer.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (ed8K1)

192 If Biden came off as a non-nutter then he won.
He's the most likeable guy on the stage who approached said stage over 10%, and he didn't trip over his own schlong, so he won.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

193 Close -N-Play

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (jK8Z7)

194 Biden... the potato salad's gone sour, my man.

You need to spend your days relaxing. Until you start to stink, and Hunter throws you in the trash so he can collect his undoubtedly large and ill-gotten patrimony.

Because you ain't winning this shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (5aX2M)

195
I believe Cory's "underfunded schools" is true, as the rats in Baltimore's schools are much bigger and relate to their peers better.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM (13CQC)

196 Snopes Fact Checker- Dem proposed policies- 100% True!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (wiXsO)

197 Joe Biden listens to his master's voice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (aKsyK)

198 ecord player.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:16 PM (ZfRYq)



Listening to phonographs on the ol' Victrola!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

Gramophone.


Wax cylinders

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (lD3vL)

199 I heard Booker plans to machete his penis off during his closing statement.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (ed8K1)

200 Oh so I'm usually awful after dates about when next to contact them but my date actually texted me today so I don't need to be anxious about that. Hooray for small victories.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (wcEXp)

201 183 Ladyl, please tell me you ended the dinner by throwing a pie in his face. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (aXucN)


If only there had been pie...

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

202 Corey just said "dagnabbit"

How... fierce.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (ykYG2)

203
Is Castro playing "hard to get" ?

Dificil para obtener?

CLARO QUE SI!

OLAY!

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (d3y38)

204 I think that record player thing is going to cost Sleepy Joe.

I bet money Trump tweets about it. And the press is going to go full "analog is the best log!" On it.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (ZfRYq)

205 Why can't you type b l a z e r?

***

Many moons ago there was a moron with that name who went apeshit and so he is gone and you can't even write his name anymore...

The more fun one is why you couldn't type V3ra Bak3r....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (WdocV)

206
Corey just said "dagnabbit"

23 Skidoo, by cracky!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (7rVsF)

207
Thank God, someone had an intervention with Rudy Giuliani. He's not using that brown shoe polish on his hair (what's left of it) anymore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (NMAzL)

208 If we could adopt a stupid idea tax. The dem debate could cut 10% off the national debt.

Posted by: The poster formerly known as mr barkye at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (TpxxY)

209 I had first on a deleted thread. My mom thinks I'm cool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (zZbCU)

210 127 Lady

Lotta people have lost old friends because of politics lately.

A woman I've been close friends with for 35 years just disappeared me because I'm for Trump. Screen went black.

Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (Cssks)

211 He finally promised not to bring the subject up again. Grrrrr.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)


I'll bet his kidneys are in good shape.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (aS1PU)

212 I heard Booker plans to machete his penis off during his closing statement.
___

Well, it might be a little too late for that.

Posted by: Rosario Dawson at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (WdocV)

213 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (wcEXp)

One text at a time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (9eby4)

214 Oh yes. Let's bring social workers into everyone's home to tell parents how to raise their kids.




Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)

I already volunteered for that, sadly. Trying to prepare for our lives to be turned upside-down and inside-out.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote stalker and scrivener extraordinaire at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (XKZwp)

215 Biden record player?
Jeebus.
Way to connect old guy.


Er... translated to hipster, that's "vinyl". He did connect to a key D voter demographic.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)

216 Weird Dave, I was in the Marines for 6 years, we had a lot of guys who fought over the grape crayons.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (DjiZK)

217 210 127 Lady

Lotta people have lost old friends because of politics lately.

A woman I've been close friends with for 35 years just disappeared me because I'm for Trump. Screen went black.
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (Cssks)

Sorry to hear that. A lot of people have lost their damn minds over the election.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

218
Ladyl, please tell me you ended the dinner by throwing a pie in his face. Lie if you have to.



Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (aXucN)


Pie? Pie???? Please tell me you blow torched him and lit a cigarette off his burning corpse. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (9Om/r)

219
I had dinner with my leftist buddy, and he made a big mistaking bringing up "global warming."

I lost my temper, which I try very hard not to do.

Posted by: Ladyl

======

Oh dear. I guess you don't talk to those people often enough in real life. There's a Detached, Gentle Laughter Mode you need until you can climb out the ladies' room window.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (13CQC)

220 Broseidon. Be the man. You should text or call her.

It is a her, right? I mean, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Anyway, take control. You'd be surprised how much the kind of women you want a relationship with want that.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (ZfRYq)

221 Trump 2028

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (d3y38)

222 Even steven. Let's go play some stick ball!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (2B9A/)

223 Communities of color?

Posted by: blaster
________

Yeah, you know -- White Plains, Brownsville, Green Acres, Blue Bayou . . .

Posted by: FireHorse at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (jh17W)

224 Ladyl, what I'd give to see video of that dinner!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

225 182
Sanders promises to cancel all student debt by creating a tax on Wall Street speculation.



So he wants to plunder insurance, pension, institutional and
retirement fund investments to pay for SJW degrees by lazy nitwits who
can't even make a cup of coffee.



While also promising free education to DACA and other illegal aliens.



And yet there aren't enough plumbers and electricians...

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:20 PM (lD3vL)

Not to get too substantive on the ONT, but the free college thing in effect amounts to taking money from people who don't go to college and giving it to parents who were too wealthy for their kids to qualify for student aid. Totally fair.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (jK8Z7)

226 Biden has heard about those kids playing Night Fort on their Magnavox Odysseys when they should be listening to their Tefifons!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (wcEXp)

227 If it makes you feel any better, one day in the not too distant future you will look back on these debates as the useless pile of shit waste of time joke they were. Trump's gonna take care of business.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:25 PM (yhwYC)

228 210 127 Lady

Lotta people have lost old friends because of politics lately.

A woman I've been close friends with for 35 years just disappeared me because I'm for Trump. Screen went black.
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (Cssks)


I unfriended a bunch of people on FB after the election, and I miss them not at all.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

229 Joe is a culture leader. Vinyl is making a comeback!

heapolinks.home.blog/2019/07/22/return-of-the-vinyl/

Posted by: mindful webworker at September 12, 2019 10:25 PM (U/u2R)

230 I already volunteered for that, sadly. Trying to prepare for our lives to be turned upside-down and inside-out.
Posted by: pookysgirl, tote stalker and scrivener extraordinaire at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (XKZwp)

Well, shit. Good luck is all I can say.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

231
Oh so I'm usually awful after dates about when next to contact them but my date actually texted me today so I don't need to be anxious about that. Hooray for small victories.


I usually find the subsequent restraining order a fairly reliable indicator on how well the date went.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:25 PM (lD3vL)

232 Blonde, I haven't seen it but at a "meat market" not far from me, there was a sign put up underneath the ladies' room window: "bad date escape hatch"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

233 I had dinner with my leftist buddy, and he made a big mistaking bringing up "global warming."
***

I always follow that up with, thank Gaia we are finally out of the little Ice Age, right?


I mean that was some serious shit killing off like a third of the population.

And then you toast Global Warming as you swig some val-u-rite.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (WdocV)

234 "biden has a future as a dream-of-conciousness poet"

indeed.

i just didn't realize james joyce's "ulysses" was a volume of gaffes.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (Pg+x7)

235 I thought those were ficus m&m's. My bad.

Posted by: Harvey W. at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (COzlW)

236
I had first on a deleted thread. My mom thinks I'm cool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (zZbCU)

I think you're cool no matter what.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (yhwYC)

237 190 LadyL

WooHoo!

Folks:

The 6th (!) Annual Southwest Ohio MoMe is fast approaching, and we'd really like to nail down the head count.

It's Saturday evening, October 12, please email for details:

swohmome @ mail dot com

Something new this year: meeting at a local range first to put some holes in paper.

And we're also hosting two *very* special guests - you do NOT want to miss this.

Posted by: ibguy at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (EHVbt)

238
"We will unite America by adopting Minitel technology."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (7rVsF)

239 so has any democrat candidate not said something that will be repeated 1,000,000 times by trump and his commercials?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (thQkh)

240
Oh so I'm usually awful after dates about when next to contact them but my date actually texted me today so I don't need to be anxious about that. Hooray for small victories.
Posted by: Broseidon

=======

Did you stumble in here from the Gardening Thread? This is the war room.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (13CQC)

241 224 Ladyl, what I'd give to see video of that dinner!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)



I wish I could have recorded it.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

242 232 Blonde, I haven't seen it but at a "meat market" not far from me, there was a sign put up underneath the ladies' room window: "bad date escape hatch"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)


A ladies room with a window, you say? What's the address?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (ed8K1)

243 What the heck is going on?

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (aXucN)

244 Amazingly, all of the students interviewed at TSU :
were POCs.
were pro-gun control.
were pro-student loan forgiveness.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (d3y38)

245 most flat-earther's don't believe in global warming.

Posted by: Quint at September 12, 2019 10:27 PM (n13/j)

246 Protesters

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:27 PM (wiXsO)

247 Resilience?

Oh jeebus Joe.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:27 PM (ZfRYq)

248 Ha! Douchebags chanting during Biden's heartfelt answer.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:27 PM (ed8K1)

249
Lotta people have lost old friends because of politics lately.

***

The odd thing is that if you believe in 2019 what they believed in 1999 you are a horrible, nazi, rayciss, white supremacist.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:27 PM (WdocV)

250 I don't know that Elizabeth Warren's library lady voice sounds all that presidential. Or is it the 4th grade teacher voice?

Posted by: Sphynx at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (a0SQT)

251 What re those protestors even saying?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (ZfRYq)

252
A ladies room with a window, you say? What's the address?
***

Do they have a couch too?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (WdocV)

253 What are those kids screaming?

Posted by: Surfperch's Bleeding Ears at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (tVQUs)

254 Yay, random protesters. Cant understand them even.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (/Biz+)

255 Holy shitski, the crazy-ass debate just yanked the hyerdrive levers.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (d3y38)

256 Most flat-earthers don't believe in flat-earth. It's just a joke.

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (m3tRO)

257
And we're also hosting two *very* special guests - you do NOT want to miss this.
Posted by: ibguy at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (EHVbt)

I don't have a firearm, Ibguy..

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

258


Why is Joe doing this...guy should be at home.

I've thought that his heart is not in this from the beginning, he knows he should be fucking retired.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (z8c2c)

259
Blonde, I haven't seen it but at a "meat market" not far from me, there was a sign put up underneath the ladies' room window: "bad date escape hatch"
Posted by: qdpsteve

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There ought to be a law that all restaurant ladies' rooms have windows and ladders. Cab drivers could make a fortune waiting outside them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (13CQC)

260 The odd thing is that if you believe in 2019 what they believed in 1999 you are a horrible, nazi, rayciss, white supremacist.



Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:27 PM (WdocV)

More like "believed in 2013"

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (yhwYC)

261 I don't know that Elizabeth Warren's library lady voice sounds all that presidential. Or is it the 4th grade teacher voice?
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This is what an American Indian sounds like you racist. Now, could I get me a beer?

Posted by: Squaw Warren at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (WdocV)

262 Folks:



The 6th (!) Annual Southwest Ohio MoMe is fast approaching, and we'd really like to nail down the head count.



It's Saturday evening, October 12, please email for details:



swohmome @ mail dot com



Something new this year: meeting at a local range first to put some holes in paper.



And we're also hosting two *very* special guests - you do NOT want to miss this.

Posted by: ibguy at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (EHVbt)


Thats interesting, I may actually be in ohio that week. What qualifies as south west ohio?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (9Om/r)

263 Joey Biden is covering himself with the bodies of family members.

For warmth, I suppose.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (d3y38)

264 Joes eye is going to burst from his head.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (ZfRYq)

265 thank Gaia we are finally out of the little Ice Age, right?
I mean that was some serious shit killing off like a third of the population.


Dude. A quick read through modern genetics / anthro literature will tell you that the real Ice Age, 25000 BC or so ("LGM"), was an absolute killer.

We're talking about Central Asian populations dumping their daughters onto what's now Somalia. To this day that mtDNA survives among Somalis.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (ykYG2)

266
Let me know when the protesters rush the stage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (7rVsF)

267 Here is a great spoof on AGW. I love that it was an Onion piece for some reason.
https://tinyurl.com/y6emhc3r

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (34095)

268 then why isn't she teaching public school?

Posted by: Quint at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (n13/j)

269 I lost my temper, which I try very hard not to do.

His smug and condescending comments about "flat earth people" simply enraged me.

He finally promised not to bring the subject up again. Grrrrr.
Posted by: Ladyl

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In a proper place setting, which fork is one to use when stabbing an asshole in the eye?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (Y4EXg)

270 259
Blonde, I haven't seen it but at a "meat market" not far from me, there was a sign put up underneath the ladies' room window: "bad date escape hatch"
Posted by: qdpsteve

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There ought to be a law that all restaurant ladies' rooms have windows and ladders. Cab drivers could make a fortune waiting outside them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (13CQC)

Hey now, the guys should be able to escape out the bathroom window too.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

271
Yay, random protesters. Cant understand them even.
Posted by: SturmToddler

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We represent Loud Incoherent Voices! We call ourselves the Party Party.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (13CQC)

272 Warren played with gender-normative dolls!

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (d3y38)

273 263 Joey Biden is covering himself with the bodies of family members.

For warmth, I suppose.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (d3y3


You can use dead people for that, too, if they died recently enough. And the blood you get on yourself is a great political prop!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (ed8K1)

274 Warren wanted to be a public school teacher, so she is running for President.

Okay.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (ZfRYq)

275 And we're also hosting two *very* special guests - you do NOT want to miss this.

Posted by: ibguy at September 12, 2019 10:26 PM (EHVbt)

Is this like a special episode of Blossom, or is Christina Hendricks the guest of honor?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (2B9A/)

276 Love is War, Morticia.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (wcEXp)

277 The odd thing is that if you believe in 2019 what they believed in 1999 you are a horrible, nazi, rayciss, white supremacist.

Posted by: 18-1
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No, we've always been consistent with . . . dammit, someone should of taken care of this. When's Winston getting back from vacation?

Posted by: WaterCow at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (jh17W)

278 Biden seemed almost human, telling his personal story. Warren just seems irritating.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (ed8K1)

279 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:22 PM (wcEXp)

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The answer for that one is easy... hit 'em back the next day. Even if it's just to say "sorry I vanished at 4am. I had an important fireworks-and-Sunday-morning-beer appointment with my buddy."

Next day. At some point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (5aX2M)

280 Lizzie Warren is a fuck-up.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (kLDv+)

281 276 Love is War, Morticia.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (wcEXp)

I thought it was a battlefield.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

282


Stop sounding like youre gonna cry Warren, jeezus H.

And here's poor assed Bernie, boo hoo.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (z8c2c)

283 Love is War, Morticia.

Back off.

Posted by: pat benatar at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (ykYG2)

284 Bernie's personal story includes rent control in the first sentence.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (ed8K1)

285 Is Castro playing "hard to get" ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 12, 2019 10:21 PM

His eyeliner and fake lashes are particularly thick tonight.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (COzlW)

286 Thats interesting, I may actually be in ohio that week. What qualifies as south west ohio?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

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Dayton area.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)

287 Warren wanted to be a public school teacher, so she is running for President.

Okay.
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (ZfRYq)
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In Japan if you can't pass the test to be a public school teacher, you have to be a doctor. Booker said so.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:32 PM (aXucN)

288
Hey now, the guys should be able to escape out the bathroom window too.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Scene from a movie idea: they're both escaping out the bathroom window and run right back into each other in the alley. "Holy fuck, who paid for the food?"

Alternate idea: he's escaping his date, she's escaping hers, they share a cab and live happily ever after.

Lotsa potential there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:32 PM (13CQC)

289 ***TOP FIVE TROLL RESPONSES WHEN YOUR LIBERAL 'FRIENDS' BRING UP GLOBAL WARMING***

5. "Yup. And after the global warming melts all the unicorns, the Sandy Berger clones will come swarming outta Area 51 with all their molecular tooth-implanting tech to brainwash everyone into believing Groucho Marx is the one who invented sex on the internet"

4. "But GW will facilitate so many people's careers, especially at McDonalds now that they're bringing back the McDLT. It'll be so much easier to keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool! The hot side hot, and the cool side cool!"

3. "He said GW folks!! Who bet that he'd bring it up at 8:12pm?? That person just won $500!! Let's get out the Bollinger!!"

2. "Yes but the climatology does something weird that neutralizes the bad effects of all the acid rain."

1. "I'm so thankful for GW. After years of just burning, I can finally get a decent tan!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

290 Bernie really should wear a beret.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:32 PM (d3y38)

291 In a proper place setting, which fork is one to use when stabbing an asshole in the eye?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (Y4EXg)


The nearest fork.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

292 Has Bernie taken on the powerful private jet lobby?

Just asking.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (ZfRYq)

293
There ought to be a law that all restaurant ladies' rooms have windows and ladders. Cab drivers could make a fortune waiting outside them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:28 PM (13CQC)

Hey now, the guys should be able to escape out the bathroom window too.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Hell, there should be a window for the waitstaff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (13CQC)

294 Warren wanted to be a public school teacher, so she is running for President.

Okay.
Posted by: blaster
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I wanted to be a Marine.

Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (sHVgQ)

295 Scene from a movie idea: they're both escaping out
the bathroom window and run right back into each other in the alley.
"Holy fuck, who paid for the food?"



Alternate idea: he's escaping his date, she's escaping hers, they share a cab and live happily ever after.



Lotsa potential there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:32 PM (13CQC)


Cue the pina-colada song.

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (m3tRO)

296 Just because Insomniac and I like Benatar doesn't mean we're gay.

Not that, you know.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

297 223 Communities of color?

Posted by: blaster
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Yeah, you know -- White Plains, Brownsville, Green Acres, Blue Bayou . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at September 12, 2019 10:24 PM (jh17W)
Black Forest, Blue Danube, Red Rocks...

Posted by: NeoOtter at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (0x00j)

298 I've finally nailed it. Elizabeth Warren is the loud, over enunciating school marm in 'Blazing Saddles'

Posted by: Sphynx at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (a0SQT)

299 All of these people should be locked away. For life.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:34 PM (d3y38)

300 7 The odd thing is that if you believe in 2019 what they believed in 1999 you are a horrible, nazi, rayciss, white supremacist.

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that's what happens when you lose a war and your country.

We need more trump and deportations.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 10:34 PM (thQkh)

301 Kamala Harris is a black woman? Whoa!

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:34 PM (kLDv+)

302 Harris seems to be really out of her comfort zone answering this question.

She left out the cock sucking, too.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:34 PM (ZfRYq)

303 Hell, there should be a window for the waitstaff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (13CQC)

People who are assholes to waitstaff for no good reason should be flogged.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

304 Harris sounds a bit drunk.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:34 PM (tVQUs)

305 Well, shit. Good luck is all I can say.


Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

Thanks, that's better than nothing!

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote huntress and scrivener extraordinaire at September 12, 2019 10:34 PM (XKZwp)

306 In a proper place setting, which fork is one to use when stabbing an asshole in the eye?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:30 PM (Y4EXg)


The nearest fork.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Unless...there is a carving fork within reach.

Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (sHVgQ)

307 Mayor Butt served under many men.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (d3y38)

308 Kamala Harris is a black woman? Whoa!


Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:34 PM (kLDv+)



A black woman...of color.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (MOJS3)

309
Thats interesting, I may actually be in ohio that week. What qualifies as south west ohio?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



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Dayton area.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)

No shit, I might be in the Columbus area. Very tempting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (9Om/r)

310
"As your closing statements, please provide a summary of your life story. Include at least one Setback, one Revelation, and one Mentor."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (13CQC)

311


Poor Mayor Pete. Boo hoo.

A military man, in love with a man.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (z8c2c)

312 Did Harris eat all the M and Ms in the green room?

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (m3tRO)

313 if you couldn't become a union babysitter then you can't become president.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (thQkh)

314 Pete Buttigieg bringing Mike Pence up.
Give me a break.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (wiXsO)

315 Buttigieg, to his credit, did not leave out the cock sucking.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:36 PM (ZfRYq)

316 Anyone seen The Visit? I want grandpa to give the diaper to each of the Dums on stage tonite

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 12, 2019 10:36 PM (2/5Pb)

317 310
"As your closing statements, please provide a summary of your life story. Include at least one Setback, one Revelation, and one Mentor."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (13CQC)

Say what now?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

318 I should try to go to the MoMe. Dayton is farrr though. Well only like 4 hours but still.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:36 PM (wcEXp)

319 Mayor Butt served under many men.
Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (d3y3

Piker! I served under a thousand times more!

Posted by: Barry O'Bottom at September 12, 2019 10:36 PM (tVQUs)

320
Hell, there should be a window for the waitstaff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (13CQC)

People who are assholes to waitstaff for no good reason should be flogged.
Posted by: Insomniac

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I think we're getting into some wild new frontiers for restaurant design!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (13CQC)

321 In what context would sleepy joe have had to mention "record players" in a candidates debate? I can't believe anyone would have watched that shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (11BRM)

322 I'm now wondering if Cory Booker is a black man from a poor neighborhood.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (kLDv+)

323 No shit, I might be in the Columbus area. Very tempting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

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I'll be driving down from C bus and back after the festivities have ended. If you want a lift, I'd be happen to help.

email in nic.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)

324 Good 'Climate Change' comeback:

So, the appearance of more and more killer hurricanes is due to 'Climate Change' ?

(They say, 'Yep' or 'Of Course' or 'Maybe')

So, going the entire hurricane season without one is due to 'Climate Change' ?

Posted by: Sphynx at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (a0SQT)

325 Mayor Buttplug's calling his College Town "Socially Conservative".

Posted by: Surfperch at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (tVQUs)

326 My prediction:
Before the end of the debate, Biden starts spouting blood from at least *three* different bodily orifices

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

327 Imagine a human, stuck in a long psychiatric couch, with Elizabeth
Warren's face looking down on it pretending to care - forever.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)



Isn't that the premise behind Brave New World?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2019 10:38 PM (xG/b0)

328 Howdy, beloved Horde!

My last automobile saga came to a satisfactory close, and now I embark on a new automobile saga.

I've only owned this car for a few months, but since it was my parents' car, I've known it for years.

Recently, the air conditioner has been giving off a smell of either engine coolant or whatever it is that goes into an air conditioner.

Thinking there might be a leak, I asked my mechanic to check out what the problem might be, so he....

replaced my cabin filter with a scented filter.

Argh.

So I need to replace the new scented filter with an unscented filter so I'm not coughing from the perfume whenever I'm driving.

I'm not sure what to do with a brand-new cabin filter. Seems wasteful to throw it away.

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2019 10:38 PM (i/wJA)

329 You know who else wanted to be a Marine like Maude?

Posted by: Lieutenant Rodham JAGOF at September 12, 2019 10:38 PM (0x00j)

330 319 Mayor Butt served under many men.
Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (d3y3

Piker! I served under a thousand times more!

====

what's funny is, didn't he marry the first human he fucked, it just happened to be a dude. I thought that snarky gay guy's column was pretty funny.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 10:38 PM (thQkh)

331 >>> 318 I should try to go to the MoMe. Dayton is farrr though. Well only like 4 hours but still.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:36 PM (wcEXp)

CO to TX is far.

CO to MI is fartherer.

*makes raspberry sounds*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 12, 2019 10:38 PM (0ReGO)

332 Setback - being born
Revelation - people suck
Mentor - never had one

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

333 I already volunteered for that, sadly. Trying to prepare for our lives to be turned upside-down and inside-out.
Posted by: pookysgirl, tote stalker and scrivener extraordinaire at September 12, 2019 10:23 PM (XKZwp)
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They can be very helpful - my friend has recently been dealing with her mother's rapid descent into dementia and a social worker gave her a lot of useful information. I hope you'll get some good information too so you can all get whatever help you need.

My objection, of course, is to him saying that everyone should have a social worker come in to tell parents how to raise children. No, no, a thousand times no!

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:38 PM (aXucN)

334
As your closing statements, please provide a summary of your life story. Include at least one Setback, one Revelation, and one Mentor."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Say what now?
Posted by: Insomniac

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Evidently, that was the secret instruction.

Booker: "I lost an election once. Also all my hair!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:39 PM (13CQC)

335 >>A military man, in love with a man.


Handy in the Fox Hole, though.

Posted by: Bradley Manning at September 12, 2019 10:39 PM (jjHOF)

336 "But GW will facilitate so many people's careers, especially at McDonalds now that they're bringing back the McDLT. It'll be so much easier to keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool! The hot side hot, and the cool side cool!"

Posted by: qdpsteve
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OK, one more troll post before I get back to the debate because one of these people is gonna to be the next president.

I'm glad the McDLT is coming back because I don't think its fair that workers have to put the sandwich together. Even if they make a living wage witch they don't. Make the customer finish making they're own fast food, it's only fair!!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at September 12, 2019 10:39 PM (jh17W)

337 Good 'Climate Change' comeback:

===

"you can't handle the truth"

-blah blah blah-

"ok let's go to the beach and look at where the water is."

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 10:39 PM (thQkh)

338 March of the dag-nab penguins.

Booker is street as shit!

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:39 PM (ZfRYq)

339


Ok, turning that crap off. Those people are dangerous.

Obama was a maniac, these people are on another level of insanity.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:40 PM (z8c2c)

340 WaterCow, it's not actually coming back under that name.

It's now available again, as the "Quarter Pounder Deluxe." And it's already put together :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

341 314 Pete Buttigieg bringing Mike Pence up.
Give me a break.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:35 PM (wiXsO)


Was it to acknowledge how Mike Pence has always treated Pete B. with dignity and respect?

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2019 10:40 PM (i/wJA)

342 no matter what they say, the weather's bad, there's a heat wave, the frogs are gay...the end always is only about is the water going up. it's not.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 12, 2019 10:40 PM (thQkh)

343 The earth is running out of time, and we are approaching a critical tipping point. If we don't do something in the next 8000 years ...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2019 10:41 PM (LxTcq)

344 Did Harris eat all the M and Ms in the green room?

Posted by: davidt
________

Is this a reference to a previous post?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 12, 2019 10:41 PM (jh17W)

345 Beto going back to the El Paso shooting.

Okay you lived in a town where people got shot.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:41 PM (ZfRYq)

346 320
Hell, there should be a window for the waitstaff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (13CQC)

People who are assholes to waitstaff for no good reason should be flogged.
Posted by: Insomniac

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I think we're getting into some wild new frontiers for restaurant design!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (13CQC)

Wild indeed. Escape hatches, flogging rooms...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

347 Setback - being born with cognitive delay
Revelation - Paste is delicious!
Mentor - My BBF...
that guy.
You know.
The last President

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 12, 2019 10:41 PM (jjHOF)

348 if you couldn't become a union babysitter then you can't become president.
Posted by: mushroom maniac
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Union babysitter = 225 Social Credit points.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 10:41 PM (sHVgQ)

349 Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCain

Joe Biden is the grief whisperer - he both understands and communicates the struggle pain unlike any other person I've ever met. A leader who understands raw pain and knows how to heal it would be a welcome and needed change in our country. #DemocraticDebate

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 12, 2019 10:42 PM (9BmSv)

350 Napoleon Dynamite toned down the amphetamines tonight. Well done!

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:42 PM (kLDv+)

351 Meghan's in luv!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

352 Earlier, showing his Commander in Chief chops, Bernie said we do not know who our enemies are.
Great point for people who want a fucking wall and more scrutiny for legal immigration.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 12, 2019 10:42 PM (34095)

353 Is the 'Debate' over yet? Has Biden been stabbed?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 10:42 PM (sHVgQ)

354 Any guesses on who Meghan McCain will be voting for in 2020? Such a mystery to me! #Emotional #Progressive #RINO

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 12, 2019 10:42 PM (9BmSv)

355 what's funny is, didn't he marry the first human he fucked, it just happened to be a dude.

Yeah. "He's still the fifteen year old at the bus station", I think that article went. ThePrimordialOrderedPair flagged that article as showing more honesty than most leftist articles show on how male homosexuality works.

As usual with TPOP's comments this one was blunt, hilarious, piss-you-off accurate.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)

356 Klobuchar is out after this.

Who is possibly bankrolling her campaign?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (ZfRYq)

357 Meghan you ignorant slut.

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (m3tRO)

358 Beto going back to the El Paso shooting.

Okay you lived in a town where people got shot.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:41 PM (ZfRYq)
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He milked that tonight for everything he could. Jerk.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (aXucN)

359 344 Did Harris eat all the M and Ms in the green room?

Posted by: davidt
________

Is this a reference to a previous post?
Posted by: FireHorse



She ate all MY MandM's, I can tell you that!

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (a0SQT)

360 Mike, no but Joe bonked his head on the microphone a few times :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

361 Meghan only knows one way to deal with grief and it comes wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cheese.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (wcEXp)

362 She left out the cock sucking, too.

___

Rookie mistake, I never forgot to do a little oral practice before any of my debates.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (WdocV)

363 Just because Insomniac and I like Benatar doesn't mean we're gay.

Not that, you know.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

You'll have to fight Nurse for him.

And you might be a street smart hobo, my money is on Nurse...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (/Biz+)

364 boulder, hit 'em with your best shot!! Fire away!! ;-)
(sorry couldn't resist)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

365 Castro rambles like a drunk hobo.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:44 PM (kLDv+)

366 cue music to leave the stage.

Posted by: Quint at September 12, 2019 10:45 PM (n13/j)

367
Julian's using fancy Spanish for his family names again. He says his mother's name is "Gahs-trroh" and she said "Who's that?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:45 PM (13CQC)

368 363 Just because Insomniac and I like Benatar doesn't mean we're gay.

Not that, you know.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

You'll have to fight Nurse for him.

And you might be a street smart hobo, my money is on Nurse...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (/Biz+)

Well. This went from uncomfortable to awkward real fast.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

369 Beto going back to the El Paso shooting.

***

Is he making the case for environmentalist-control?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:45 PM (WdocV)

370 Castro rambles about like Biden.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:46 PM (ZfRYq)

371 Thank god that debate is finally over.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 12, 2019 10:46 PM (rBM1Q)

372 Set Back - Monstrously gigantic pensive mind
Revelation - A book in the New Testament
Mentor - About 30 mins from downtown Cleveland

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 12, 2019 10:46 PM (wcEXp)

373 They're literally gonna have to bulldoze the stage after this 'debate.'

"No! No!! We wanna talk more about shootings and banning guns and free stuff and how much we hate Trump!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

374 Meghan only knows one way to deal with grief and it comes wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cheese.
***

Anyone ask Meghan what she thinks of the claims that her daddy was bopping underage moppets on pedo-island?

Believe all victims am-I-right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2019 10:46 PM (WdocV)

375 Let your freak flags fly, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2019 10:46 PM (kLDv+)

376 The worst part - there are millions of Americans going "my candidate kicked ass tonight!"

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:47 PM (ZfRYq)

377 Just because Insomniac and I like Benatar doesn't mean we're gay.

Not that, you know.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

You'll have to fight Nurse for him.

And you might be a street smart hobo, my money is on Nurse...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (/Biz+)

Well. This went from uncomfortable to awkward real fast.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

It's ok. I think you're cute too.

Wheres that battlefield...

Lol

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 12, 2019 10:47 PM (/Biz+)

378 Julian's using fancy Spanish for his family names again. He says his mother's name is "Gahs-trroh" and she said "Who's that?"

It means his mother gave birth to a couple of turds.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:47 PM (ykYG2)

379 Bernie's crazy googly eyes are a bit mesmerizing. Especially accentuated by the arm waving. Putin's gonna love that sh*t!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 10:47 PM (t0Z53)

380 Why didn't Amy put her funny-lookin' ass on a bus every day to that infant ward like poor moms everywhere else? Why should the hospital be her hotel?

And, when my old man was in a coma my brother and I came straight from work/school alternate nights to watch him. On the fuckin' bus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2019 10:48 PM (5aX2M)

381 349
Meghan McCain

@MeghanMcCain



Joe Biden is the grief whisperer - he both understands and
communicates the struggle pain unlike any other person I've ever met. A
leader who understands raw pain and knows how to heal it would be a
welcome and needed change in our country. #DemocraticDebate

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 12, 2019 10:42 PM (9BmSv)

If the President must be a sympathetic raw pain understander and reliever, isn't Marianne Williamson a better choice? Assuming you buy into that stuff as a critical Presidential skill in the first place.

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2019 10:48 PM (AMIL/)

382 "Yup. And after the global warming melts all the unicorns, the Sandy Berger clones will come swarming outta Area 51 with all their molecular tooth-implanting tech to brainwash everyone into believing Groucho Marx is the one who invented sex on the internet"

Dammit! Stupid f'ing leaks. Can't keep any secret anymore. Just wait till the public finds out about the Time Traveling, multi-dimensional, Alpaca's.

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 12, 2019 10:49 PM (vgyUN)

383
If the President must be a sympathetic raw pain understander and reliever, isn't Marianne Williamson a better choice?
___

Looks better in a tight sweater too.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 12, 2019 10:49 PM (WdocV)

384 These freedom loving Democrats sure seem to think it is their divine duty to tell others what to do and how to live. No wonder they consider liberal to be derogatory.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 12, 2019 10:49 PM (34095)

385 If the President must be a sympathetic raw pain understander and reliever, isn't Marianne Williamson a better choice?

Williamson outed herself as someone who doesn't trust the Left. Crypto-commies like Meggie McCain know the Party line: they know to shun Williamson.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:49 PM (ykYG2)

386 356 Klobuchar is out after this.

Who is possibly bankrolling her campaign?
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:43 PM (ZfRYq)


Hey leave MN alone, after all Jesse The Body Ventura was gov and they elected Omar to the house.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

387 Puddleglum, nooo!! Don't give that away!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

388 349 Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCain

Joe Biden is the grief whisperer - he both understands and communicates the struggle pain unlike any other person I've ever met. A leader who understands raw pain and knows how to heal it would be a welcome and needed change in our country. #DemocraticDebate

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 12, 2019 10:42 PM (9BmSv)


With her for a wife I guess we know why Domenech employs David Marcus who is very excited to get to write "The conservative case to elect Joe Biden President" over at the Federalist. He likely is in agreement with them.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2019 10:50 PM (Z7lwY)

389 The only good news is that from the polling, it looks like someone finally stuck a fork in Harris. Hopefully a really, REALLY sharp fork.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

390 @MaxBoot So far thebiggest surprise, ar least for me is what a strong debate @BetoORourke has had. He sounds passionate and engaged. #DemDebate

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:51 PM (wiXsO)

391 To this day that mtDNA survives among Somalis.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:29 PM (ykYG2)

Doesn't appear to have helped them all that much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2019 10:51 PM (jEgzt)

392 Was there crowd surfing?

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 10:51 PM (m3tRO)

393

The Media: "Oh shit, we've got to drag one of these losers over the finish line."

Posted by: Sphynx at September 12, 2019 10:52 PM (a0SQT)

394 Paging Meghan McCain! Your whiteness is showing! #CageMatch2020

Ron Fournier
@ron_fournier

This is truth

Ron Fournier Retweeted Jemele Hill
@jemelehill

Somebody gotta say it: The overwhelming support for Joe Biden is based purely off fear that white folks won't vote for anyone else on that stage. Because there is no way you see him in these moments and think he's actually the best candidate.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 12, 2019 10:52 PM (9BmSv)

395 We can use the cancelled student debt to pay for universal child care. Enough money will be left over for free college. Mobius Economics. Try to keep up.

Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2019 10:52 PM (RuIsu)

396
And yet there aren't enough plumbers and electricians...

That's why we need open borders.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 10:53 PM (aKsyK)

397 Sounds like "raw pain" is how Meghan is experiencing her existence under President Completely Imaginary Bogeyman Trump.

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2019 10:53 PM (i/wJA)

398 Trump gave me cramps!!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at September 12, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

399 Harris got forked?

Well, DUH! A day that ends in 'Y'... lol.

Posted by: JQ at September 12, 2019 10:53 PM (gP/Z3)

400 Was there crowd surfing?
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 10:51 PM (m3tRO)
*******
No. It would have been more entertaining.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2019 10:54 PM (wiXsO)

401 I'll be driving down from C bus and back after the festivities have ended. If you want a lift, I'd be happen to help.



email in nic.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2019 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)

Hmm, let me see whats going on. I'll be stopping at a friend's house in whitehall. If I'm alone a ride might be cool. I just don't know if the wife is coming on that trip. It might be a solo trip.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 10:54 PM (9Om/r)

402
We can use the cancelled student debt to pay for universal child care. Enough money will be left over for free college. Mobius Economics. Try to keep up.
Posted by: klaftern

======

After Mobius Economics comes Soylent Economics. But that'll be someone else's problems, heh?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 10:55 PM (13CQC)

403 Bernie's crazy googly eyes are a bit mesmerizing. Especially accentuated by the arm waving. Putin's gonna love that sh*t!
Posted by: OldDominionMom
------

The gestures are pure Lenin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 10:55 PM (sHVgQ)

404 "Doesn't appear to have helped them all that much."

Inbreeding can turn the smartest family into the dumbest in four generations. Ask an Austrian.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:56 PM (ykYG2)

405 389
The only good news is that from the polling, it looks like someone
finally stuck a fork in Harris. Hopefully a really, REALLY sharp fork.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Harris continues to follow the tips in the book, "Twelve Keys to Likeability," by Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2019 10:56 PM (AMIL/)

406 Miserablis

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 12, 2019 10:57 PM (l9m7l)

407 Schlichter tweeted:

Remember just a few months ago when Democrats assured us they didn't wanna take our guns and I told you they were lying and you said no they just want commonsense gun control and I said you were fucking stupid and now look at you you fucking idiot.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:57 PM (ZfRYq)

408
Did you Morons actually watch this thing? How did you stomach it?

Oh well. People used to visit Bedlam to be amused by the antics of the inmates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 10:58 PM (7rVsF)

409 Okay you lived in a town where people got shot.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:41 PM (ZfRYq)

That bitch Felina set me up!

Posted by: zombie Marty Robbins at September 12, 2019 10:59 PM (jEgzt)

410 Gref, here's just a few of the chapter titles:

"Screaming And Yelling Your Way To The Top"

"No Man Can Resist A 45XXXL Pantsuit"

"Cackling: Your Secret Weapon"

"When All Else Fails, Why Not Try Murder"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Harris is stupid and evil, and is going nowhere this cycle.

Warren's more of a worry. She's evil but not stupid. Although Warren does seem to have a high time preference leading her to cut corners. I already see her bumper stickers in Boulder County.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

412 It's OK to use sex as a weapon because

(. . . wait for it . . .)

love is a battlefield.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 12, 2019 10:59 PM (jh17W)

413 @MaxBoot So far thebiggest surprise, ar least for me is what a strong debate @BetoORourke has had. He sounds passionate and engaged. #DemDebate
-------

So did Ted Kaczynski.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 10:59 PM (sHVgQ)

414 The audience didn't do the fucking wave, did they? That shit's distracting.

Posted by: Aarron Rodgers at September 12, 2019 11:00 PM (m3tRO)

415 The gestures are pure Lenin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc.

What's a little channeling between friends, comrade?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 11:00 PM (t0Z53)

416
The only good news is that from the polling, it looks like someone
finally stuck a fork in Harris. Hopefully a really, REALLY sharp fork.

Posted by: qdpsteve
=====

Those Dems have finer minds than I do. Among all those utter zeroes, there's no way I could have picked her out as the one who was forked and done.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 11:01 PM (13CQC)

417 398 Trump gave me cramps!!
Posted by: Meghan McCain at September 12, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

That's not a cramp, that's your husband's head up your ass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2019 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

418 I watched the whole thing.

The vodka helped.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 11:02 PM (ZfRYq)

419 One fhing we learned after 911 was that GWB wasn't up to the job.

Posted by: Higgins at September 12, 2019 11:02 PM (jQI/A)

420 Harris is stupid and evil, and is going nowhere this cycle.



Warren's more of a worry. She's evil but not stupid. Although Warren
does seem to have a high time preference leading her to cut corners. I
already see her bumper stickers in Boulder County.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo


I agree with all of this, so it must be true.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2019 11:02 PM (T6t7i)

421 Hey MisHum!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

422 Warren shakes and her voice wavers. This campaign is being hard on her.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 11:03 PM (t0Z53)

423 We can use the cancelled student debt to pay for universal child care. Enough money will be left over for free college. Mobius Economics. Try to keep up.
Posted by: klaftern

======

After Mobius Economics comes Soylent Economics. But that'll be someone else's problems, heh?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---------

M.C. Escher housing. Why, there will be room for everyone!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:04 PM (sHVgQ)

424 Huey Long sounds like an earlier, cruder version of the Clintons.

Or maybe Hugo Chavez. He too was worshiped by "the poor". Explain to me again why non-property owners should be allowed to vote?

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2019 11:04 PM (sdi6R)

425 Max Boot: Rodebrecht ui Rodereiks, Norse-Irish as he is, might have survived this debate, but he's still not cracking the Harris / Biden / Warren tier. Nor will he.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 11:04 PM (ykYG2)

426 warren's main gimmick is a wealth tax. that will be popular with a lot of people.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 12, 2019 11:04 PM (Pg+x7)

427 I predicted early in the evening that Biden would lose it as time went on in the debate. I saw his "answer" to the personal setback question. That was just embarrassing.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2019 11:04 PM (T6t7i)

428 422 Warren shakes and her voice wavers. This campaign is being hard on her.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 11:03 PM (t0Z53)



She was really hoping to get to run as a minority.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2019 11:05 PM (Z7lwY)

429 Twist-off zip-up tank tops with reversible sleeves.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 12, 2019 11:05 PM (l9m7l)

430 Hadrian,
The Astros are about to lose 3 out of 4 to the A's. WTF? Wade Miley has cratered. Altuve has always been a crappy baserunner. Holy Cow! Altuve just homered to make it 3-2, A's. Maybe there's hope! (Has the trade deadline passed?)

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2019 11:05 PM (AMIL/)

431
Warren's more of a worry. She's evil but not stupid.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

======

I can't see anyone gravitating to her if she debates Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 11:06 PM (13CQC)

432 Warren shakes and her voice wavers. This campaign is being hard on her.
Posted by: OldDominionMom
---------

Adrenaline. She can not control her emotions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:06 PM (sHVgQ)

433
I can't see anyone gravitating to her if she debates Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Oh, I can. Lots of them. They support all the free stuff she's promising.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2019 11:07 PM (T6t7i)

434 Right now, the hardest part of being a conservative and applying to become an adoptive parent is knowing when to agree with the Wokeness and when to be honest about our values. A case study in our class featured a 15-year-old boy who had just come out of the closet to his foster mom. We're looking to adopt between the ages of 1-6, and if they're coming out of the closet at that age, we won't be "embracing the lifestyle" and "supporting them in their decision." Kids who can't tie their shoes yet should not be considering their sexual orientation, but due to the current climate, we're not sure if we can state that without repercussions.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote huntress and scrivener extraordinaire at September 12, 2019 11:07 PM (XKZwp)

435 Adrenaline. She can not control her emotions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc.


Exactly what you want in a President.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2019 11:07 PM (T6t7i)

436 "Warren shakes and her voice wavers."

The Great Spirit speaks through me.

Posted by: E Warren at September 12, 2019 11:07 PM (m3tRO)

437
That Batman link is rather cool. A whole world of commenters on comics that I don't know a thing about.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (13CQC)

438 86 *The Falling Man: An unforgettable story

Read until the end.*

That was a difficult task to fulfill.

And worth the effort.
Posted by: tbodie
---------
Agreed. Well worth the read and I've bookmarked it so I can read it again and share.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (qFllo)

439
Adrenaline. She can not control her emotions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:06 PM (sHVgQ)


Just the sort of person we want in the White House. Gawdalmighty.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

440 Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke. Descendant of fake-Irish Viking rapists; now, passing as fake-Mexican.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, reppin' county cork at September 12, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

441 Did Yang do the thing that's never been done before, as promised?

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2019 11:09 PM (m3tRO)

442
They support all the free stuff she's promising.
Posted by: pep

=======

There's that. But even Hillary doing the same thing couldn't overcome her delivery.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 11:10 PM (13CQC)

443 Are those crayons? I like the green-apple colored crayons best. I carry some in my pocket in case I get hungry.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 12, 2019 11:11 PM (T+ERo)

444 439
Adrenaline. She can not control her emotions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:06 PM (sHVgQ)


Just the sort of person we want in the White House. Gawdalmighty.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)


On the bright side she isn't on the rag every 28 days

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2019 11:12 PM (aA3+G)

445 There's that. But even Hillary doing the same thing couldn't overcome her delivery.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I doubt she'd win the election, but there are plenty who will support her.


441
Did Yang do the thing that's never been done before, as promised?


I still like Yang. He's smart, but goofy, and would be a catastrophic President, but he's funny. Unfortunately the audience wants OrangeManBad.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2019 11:13 PM (T6t7i)

446 432
Warren shakes and her voice wavers. This campaign is being hard on her.

Posted by: OldDominionMom

---------



Adrenaline. She can not control her emotions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:06 PM (sHVgQ)

She'll scold Putin and Xi and Kim, just like her Cherokee grammie scolded her, and they'll do what she says, or there will be hell to pay, by gum!

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2019 11:13 PM (AMIL/)

447
On the bright side she isn't on the rag every 28 days
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2019 11:12 PM (aA3+G)


At her age? That would be Biblical.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 12, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

448
Did Yang do the thing that's never been done before, as promised?

Posted by: davidt


If he offered to give away his own money, yes, that would be unprecedented for a Democrat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2019 11:13 PM (7rVsF)

449 Brian Schwartz
@schwartzbCNBC

From a fundraising bundler watching this debate who backed Pres. Obama and Hillary Clinton.Very impressed by most of the candidates,especially Kamala Harris. Biden, though, is a different story:"Out of league. Shouldn't be running and on the debate stage."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 12, 2019 11:13 PM (9BmSv)

450 Warren should walk around using one of those little drums with 2 beads attached. You know, the kind you get at Stuckey's.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 11:14 PM (t0Z53)

451 but due to the current climate, we're not sure if we can state that without repercussions.

***

And just stop for a minute and think about how insane that is.


If you aren't 100% onboard with the sexual grooming of children you might be denied adoption.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 12, 2019 11:15 PM (WdocV)

452 Brian Schwartz

@schwartzbCNBC



From a fundraising bundler watching this debate who backed Pres.
Obama and Hillary Clinton.Very impressed by most of the
candidates,especially Kamala Harris. Biden, though, is a different
story:"Out of league. Shouldn't be running and on the debate stage."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 12, 2019 11:13 PM (9BmSv)


The schwartz is definitely not with him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 11:16 PM (9Om/r)

453 that Crayon wall is amazing and freaky all at the same time

Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2019 10:04 PM (nonGu)

Do they still have the pinkish-beige color called "flesh"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:16 PM (NMAzL)

454 Warren should walk around using one of those little drums with 2 beads attached. You know, the kind you get at Stuckey's.

Posted by: OldDominionMom
________

Yeah, like they had in Karate Kid 2. Wait, is Warren an Okinawan, too?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 12, 2019 11:16 PM (jh17W)

455 Captain America and The Falcon from the '70s!

Yeah, baby!

Jack Kirby!

That's my old world!

Bright colors: banned from all comics and movies. It's nice to see them again - even if it's just one panel on this site.

Posted by: RKae at September 12, 2019 11:16 PM (LTccB)

456 If you aren't 100% onboard with the sexual grooming of children you might be denied adoption.

That's why the Russians won't let the US adopt anymore, IIRC. They figure the only Americans even allowed to adopt are paedo.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 11:17 PM (ykYG2)

457
Do they still have the pinkish-beige color called "flesh"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


They renamed it Honkeytone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:17 PM (aKsyK)

458 Set back...it's my favorite Beatles song. Set back Joe-Joe!

Revelation...one of those Bibble books? With all the crazy stuff?

Mentor...oh, puh-leeze. Every exquisite comment that drops from my mouth is handcrafted in my God-like brain. No need of mentors here!

Posted by: Beto at September 12, 2019 11:17 PM (COzlW)

459 "Honkeytone" LOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:18 PM (NMAzL)

460 I thought Honkeytone was a country-western music record label back in the 1970s

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

461 "From a fundraising bundler watching this debate who
backed Pres. Obama and Hillary Clinton.Very impressed by most of the
candidates,especially Kamala Harris.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life."


He must be watching in the Evil Spock universe.

Posted by: Ripley at September 12, 2019 11:20 PM (NbRJx)

462

Klobuchar says Tank Abrams won her race!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

463 Did Warren say she wanted to be a public school teacher? That is such obvious focus-grouped backroom bullshit to "humanize" her, it hurts.

Someone find a reference to that before she started running for President and I'll bow to you.

I guarantee she's always been a thieving, ladder-climbing, backstabbing fuckstain and never aspired to be anything but.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 11:21 PM (yhwYC)

464 Honkytone was an early suntan oil.

Logo featured a young Joe Biden at the beach, tugging on a wee girl's bikini bottom.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2019 11:21 PM (QzJWU)

465 I thought Honkeytone was a country-western music record label back in the 1970s

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

Sounds like the name of one of the endless shitty useless effects pedals guitar players buy when they feel like wasting money.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2019 11:21 PM (9Om/r)

466 I guarantee she's always been a thieving, ladder-climbing, backstabbing fuckstain and never aspired to be anything but.


Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 11:21 PM (yhwYC)

Self-serving liar.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:22 PM (NMAzL)

467 The Daniel Greenfield article about 9/11 is very good.

The final sentence reads, "16 years later, we have only begun, not to fight, but to defend ourselves against a clash of civilizations."

I would add, "And the very people who are trying to defend our civilization are condemned as 'white nationalists'.

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2019 11:22 PM (sdi6R)

468 Honkytone was an early suntan oil.



Logo featured a young Joe Biden at the beach, tugging on a wee girl's bikini bottom.









Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2019 11:21 PM (QzJWU)

Early threadwinner!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:23 PM (NMAzL)

469 >>Klobuchar says Tank Abrams won her race!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

What race? Did the ice cream truck skip her block?

Posted by: Aviator at September 12, 2019 11:24 PM (2cuLk)

470 >> Logo featured a young Joe Biden at the beach, tugging on a wee girl's bikini bottom.


Common scene on Epstein's pedo island, I'm sure. But with Prince Andrew instead of Biden.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2019 11:25 PM (f1Vqw)

471
Klobuchar says Tank Abrams won her race!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

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Also, she took second place in the Fat Pig category.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2019 11:25 PM (ZYB2s)

472 Yellow eye say you funny group so worry of inconsequential peoples. Haha they worthless pos no lose sleep No popcorn No jizz No jazz just need earplug.

Posted by: Frosty Imperialist - imperialism is the answer at September 12, 2019 11:26 PM (c2CCO)

473
Klobuchar says Tank Abrams won her race!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Because, Tank is a Democrat. Naturally she won.

Same with McCready in NC yesterday.

The Republicans cheated, that's the only explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:27 PM (sHVgQ)

474 If you aren't 100% onboard with the sexual grooming of children you might be denied adoption.



Posted by: Obligatory at September 12, 2019 11:15 PM (WdocV)

What's even more frustrating is that the class leaders constantly discuss how to deal with trauma, and admit that girls in foster care have most likely been abused in that way at some point in their lives. One of the signs of that kind of trauma is kids talking about inappropriate things.

So they admit that kids talking about orientation is a sign of abuse BUT we should still be accepting and tolerant.

Your government atwerk!

Posted by: pookysgirl, tote huntress and scrivener extraordinaire at September 12, 2019 11:27 PM (XKZwp)

475 Howdy all. Thanks to those of you who watched the debate I couldn't stomach it. Watchd bits of the other two not impressed in the least. So it looks like Biden didn't f****** too bad and no one really destroyed themselves?
Oh damn, just lost the TV because of the thunderstorm. I was watching Fox News and seeing some of what was said. Oh well I don't think that's any big loss. Reading this thread should be more informative than that.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone shoot me an e-mail shoot me an e-mail shoot me an e-mail shoot at September 12, 2019 11:27 PM (Iq+Z/)

476 Common scene on Epstein's pedo island, I'm sure. But with Prince Andrew instead of Biden.

Democracy versus Monarchy: The people are sovereign!

Monarchy versus Democracy: Fine. Go with that. Let's see how long YOUR property rights last when "the people" vote on it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2019 11:27 PM (ykYG2)

477 79 Note to self: don't go to a Japanese doctor.
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2019 10:09 PM (aXucN)

Why?

Posted by: Wasbernette at September 12, 2019 11:28 PM (sDvSt)

478
Did Warren say she wanted to be a public school teacher? That is such
obvious focus-grouped backroom bullshit to "humanize" her, it hurts.
Yet, despite her best efforts, she ended up making million flipping houses and a cush teaching job at Harvard.
We must learn to accept that which we cannot change., which is an old Indian saying.




Posted by: Ripley at September 12, 2019 11:28 PM (NbRJx)

479 Bernie is an old, loud talking Hugo.

GROCERY LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Doggfish at September 12, 2019 11:28 PM (lMn1U)

480 Tom Perez has the worst little beard in the world. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:28 PM (sHVgQ)

481 I just heard there are nine more Democrat debates after this one. How is that even possible?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:29 PM (NMAzL)

482 Got the TV back. Unfortunately that ugly creep Tom Perez on. Does anyone think he looks like a real pervert? And an ugly one at that.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone shoot me an e-mail shoot me an e-mail shoot me an e-mail shoot at September 12, 2019 11:29 PM (Iq+Z/)

483 Did Warren say she wanted to be a public school teacher?

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 11:21 PM (yhwYC)

We're supposed to see her in our minds as a lovable second grade teacher, I guess.

Totalitarian hat on, totalitarian hat off.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 11:29 PM (t0Z53)

484 ...Tom Perez has the worst little beard in the world. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:28 PM (sHVgQ)



Beard? Hell, odds are, that's residue.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2019 11:30 PM (QzJWU)

485 478
Did Warren say she wanted to be a public school teacher? That is such
obvious focus-grouped backroom bullshit to "humanize" her,
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Remember when Hillary let the word go around that she was considering becoming a Methodist minister?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:31 PM (sHVgQ)

486
I was just reading. Apparently the new iPhone is triggering to people with this condition dubbed "trypophobia". It's the cluster of three camera lenses on the back.

This is some kind of crisis, apparently. What is trypophobia, you ask? I'd never heard of it either. It's a fear of irregularly spaced clusters of small holes. If this image makes you freak out, you may have it:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4s5rcol

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2019 11:31 PM (f1Vqw)

487 Beard? Hell, odds are, that's residue.

Jim
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Crusty residue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:32 PM (sHVgQ)

488

Sales for Margaret Atwood's "The Testaments," her highly anticipated sequel to "The Handmaid's Tale," have already topped 100,000 copies.

Reviews have been strong for "Testaments," which Atwood has said she wrote in response to readers' curiosity and to concerns about the rise of Donald Trump. The million-selling "The Handmaid's Tale" was published in 1985 and sales have surged in recent years, helped by Trump's election and the acclaimed Hulu television adaptation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:32 PM (aKsyK)

489 Remember when Hillary let the word go around that she was considering becoming a Methodist minister?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:31 PM (sHVgQ)

Sounds like the fantasy of a bossy eight-year-old girl forced to sit still in church.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:32 PM (NMAzL)

490 If this image makes you freak out, you may have it:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4s5rcol

Posted by: publius
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Hmm. I wonder what that is....*click*...

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeegagagag

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:34 PM (sHVgQ)

491 Oh, here we go with Buttrig.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:34 PM (sHVgQ)

492 Remember when Hillary let the word go around that she was considering becoming a Methodist minister?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:31 PM (sHVgQ)



I was going to be a chaplain in the Marines so I could preach about Goldwater while under sniper fire, but they didn't want me!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2019 11:34 PM (OMsf+)

493
Did Warren say she wanted to be a public school teacher? That is such
obvious focus-grouped backroom bullshit to "humanize" her, it hurts.


She was an early pioneer in heteronormative , cis-gendered doll education.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 12, 2019 11:35 PM (d3y38)

494 Julian's an apostate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2019 11:35 PM (ZYB2s)

495 Are they going to have a debate in October when they can all wear their Halloween costumes? Joe in some Chinese garb, Kamala as a dot Indian, Lizzie as a feather Indian, Beto as Zorro (or in his furry suit, as suggested earlier) and maybe Wang dressed up as Kato?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 12, 2019 11:36 PM (a4EWo)

496 483 Did Warren say she wanted to be a public school teacher?

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 11:21 PM (yhwYC)

We're supposed to see her in our minds as a lovable second grade teacher, I guess.

Totalitarian hat on, totalitarian hat off.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 11:29 PM (t0Z53)

Teachers can be some of the worst petty tyrants you'll ever encounter.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

497 Sorry I missed the dem debate. I was busy watching the school lunch menu on cable access. And my kids don't even go to that school.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 12, 2019 11:36 PM (xUvz+)

498 491 Oh, here we go with Buttrig.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:34 PM (sHVgQ)

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He's got a purty mouth.

Posted by: Inbred Hillbilly #2 at September 12, 2019 11:36 PM (ZYB2s)

499
Tom Perez has the worst little beard in the world. Embarrassing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc.


He said the deficit went down under Obama...until the end of his term.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:37 PM (aKsyK)

500 and sales have surged in recent years, helped by Trump's election and the acclaimed Hulu television adaptation.
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Are you telling me (because I've been mystified by it), that all of this posturing in 'handmaid' costumes is the consequence of a novel, and TV show? WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:37 PM (sHVgQ)

501 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:37 PM (NMAzL)

502 It's Warren's nomination to lose.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 12, 2019 11:38 PM (FKHWN)

503 481 I just heard there are nine more Democrat debates after this one. How is that even possible?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:29 PM (NMAzL)

Narcotics

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2019 11:38 PM (aA3+G)

504
502 It's Warren's nomination to lose.
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 12, 2019 11:38 PM (FKHWN)


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White pundit speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2019 11:39 PM (ZYB2s)

505
Sorry I missed the dem debate. I was busy watching the school lunch menu on cable access. And my kids don't even go to that school.
Posted by: Minnfidel

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You basically saw the debate if these things were on the menu:

Paste
Taco Bell
Semen
Trump's Ass
The Dust Around China's Feet

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 11:40 PM (13CQC)

506 I guarantee she's always been a thieving, ladder-climbing, backstabbing fuckstain and never aspired to be anything but.


Posted by: ... at September 12, 2019 11:21 PM (yhwYC)

So you have met my ex-box?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2019 11:40 PM (aA3+G)

507 when will beto come on down and show us all how that happily confiscate thing works. will duke nuke'em be on the ride along?
whew, stopped jit

whointhehell...

drift man, get you some

Posted by: micky at September 12, 2019 11:40 PM (LxAmL)

508 Klobuchar's comments pissed me off so much because my girlfriend is pregnant. I have good enough insurance, and nothing to complain about in that regard. But, this is a high-risk pregnancy because she's 33, so I'm hypersensitive about it, and have had to go to emergency rooms a couple of times, because I was freaking out about stuff that turned out to be normal.

When I used my private insurance it was fine. But I watched people all around me on public insurance and the service was exactly the same.

Now, I know that's not the deal with private/out of network clinics, but in that ER, where it really counts, it's the same. And Klobuchar knows that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2019 11:41 PM (5aX2M)

509 her highly anticipated sequel to "The Handmaid's Tale"

30 years later? Yeah. We've been holding our collective breath...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:41 PM (6qErC)

510 Sorry I missed the dem debate. I was busy watching the school lunch menu on cable access. And my kids don't even go to that school.
Posted by: Minnfidel

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You basically saw the debate if these things were on the menu:

Paste
Taco Bell
Semen
Trump's Ass
The Dust Around China's Feet
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 11:40 PM


Well, 2 out of 5 is close enough.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 12, 2019 11:41 PM (xUvz+)

511 Okay trying to see if I got my Nic corrected. That's what happens when you use the voice recognition and hit the wrong spot.
Yep insomniac I can agree with that about teachers. I work with a lot of them at the Historical Society retired ones. They do some great work for us but I notice there is this controlling thing as they've always been in charge of their classes and think they can treat adults that way sometimes.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 12, 2019 11:42 PM (Iq+Z/)

512 i too am considering becoming a methodist minister. you can still use meth, right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2019 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

513 and maybe Wang dressed up as Kato?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 12, 2019 11:36 PM (a4EWo)

"You fool! You raving Oriental idiot! There is a time and place for everything, Kato!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:42 PM (NMAzL)

514 Mmmmm.

Paste.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:42 PM (6qErC)

515 512 i too am considering becoming a methodist minister. you can still use meth, right?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 12, 2019 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

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No prob. Modern Methodism has a very big tent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2019 11:43 PM (ZYB2s)

516 Tom Perez has the worst little beard in the world. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:28 PM (sHVgQ)


Beard? Hell, odds are, that's residue.

Dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 12, 2019 11:44 PM (xUvz+)

517 A second look at Moronism?

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2019 11:45 PM (z2QPc)

518 and maybe Wang dressed up as Kato?"

Or a wang dipped in Kayro?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:45 PM (6qErC)

519 511 Okay trying to see if I got my Nic corrected. That's what happens when you use the voice recognition and hit the wrong spot.
Yep insomniac I can agree with that about teachers. I work with a lot of them at the Historical Society retired ones. They do some great work for us but I notice there is this controlling thing as they've always been in charge of their classes and think they can treat adults that way sometimes.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 12, 2019 11:42 PM (Iq+Z/)

Hey Farmer! I have experienced that sort of thing as well. I have a relative by marriage who happens to be a teacher, and addresses everyone like they're a student. This person expects you to uncritically and automatically accept every premise presented to you like you're a schoolkid, and comes unglued when you push back.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 11:45 PM (NWiLs)

520

Researchers report two newly discovered species of electric eels in South America, one of which can deliver a bigger jolt than any other known animal.

One species had the ability to generate 860 volts of electricity, more than the 650 volts discharged by the only previously identified type of electric eel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

521 One species had the ability to generate 860 volts of
electricity, more than the 650 volts discharged by the only previously
identified type of electric eel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

That would have come in handy at tonight's debate.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2019 11:47 PM (NMAzL)

522 One species had the ability to generate 860 volts of electricity, more than the 650 volts discharged by the only previously identified type of electric eel.

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How many miles does this translate into in a Tesla Model X?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2019 11:47 PM (ZYB2s)

523
Is Friday traditionally Indictment Day?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2019 11:47 PM (13CQC)

524 Teachers and pretty much everyone related to teaching, seem to often take on the blue eyed zealot look (glazed over eyes, white spittle) whenever the subject of teaching comes up.

I have known at least two really reasonable and fun people who come completely unglued when the subject of teaching, standards and what have you came up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2019 11:47 PM (2B9A/)

525 How many miles does this translate into in a Tesla Model X?"

Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:48 PM (6qErC)

526 How many miles does this translate into in a Tesla Model X?

0.0007 parsecs

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2019 11:49 PM (z2QPc)

527 ...How many miles does this translate into in a Tesla Model X?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2019 11:47 PM (ZYB2s)



Tesla Model Eel.

The slime is sublime.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2019 11:50 PM (QzJWU)

528 Is Friday traditionally Indictment Day?
Excellent question. Alas, it's been so long since we've seen one of those mythical creatures, I wouldn't know.

Posted by: Quilp at September 12, 2019 11:50 PM (Bf3hj)

529 524 Teachers and pretty much everyone related to teaching, seem to often take on the blue eyed zealot look (glazed over eyes, white spittle) whenever the subject of teaching comes up.

I have known at least two really reasonable and fun people who come completely unglued when the subject of teaching, standards and what have you came up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2019 11:47 PM (2B9A/)

Some people get really weird about it that's for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2019 11:50 PM (NWiLs)

530 520 BC
Well, that eel that generates 850 volts can sure generate more electricity than any of these 10 bozos on stage tonight.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 12, 2019 11:50 PM (Iq+Z/)

531 0.0007 parsecs"

You'll never get to Kessel at that rate...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:51 PM (6qErC)

532 I don't know why I put Joe in Chinese garb, he should just be Mr. Potato Head.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 12, 2019 11:51 PM (a4EWo)

533 Elizabeth Warren associate d herself with Common Core!

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2019 11:51 PM (z2QPc)

534 A lot of teachers like to rule over their students' parents, as well.

Warren would make us all turn in our glue sticks and then beg her for one when we need it.

They've exhausted me with their bs!
Good night all.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 11:51 PM (t0Z53)

535 Teachers have become a cult.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 12, 2019 11:52 PM (FKHWN)

536 any of these 10 bozos on stage tonight"

Wait, there was a circus show? Or was that the end of Octopussy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:52 PM (6qErC)

537 0.0007 parsecs"

You'll never get to Kessel at that rate...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

If you snort all the spice, you might live long enough

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2019 11:52 PM (z2QPc)

538 Night ODM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2019 11:53 PM (2B9A/)

539 Teachers have become a cult.
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 12, 2019 11:52 PM (FKHWN)

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They buy school supplies with their own money, God bless 'em.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2019 11:54 PM (ZYB2s)

540 Whoa. They all sucked up to Obama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 12, 2019 11:55 PM (sHVgQ)

541 Well I'm up! Thanks, acid reflux.

I'm watching "Diamonds Are Forever" on TCM. There's something to be said for the simple natty elegance of the Nehru jacket in silver sharkskin. The classic Bond Villain look.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 12, 2019 11:56 PM (kQs4Y)

542 They buy school supplies with their own money, God bless 'em.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2019 11:54 PM (ZYB2s)

I wanna know why I cannot buy useful actual notepads any more. And disposable pens that do not suck. I have been able to find good mechanical pencils though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2019 11:56 PM (2B9A/)

543 They buy school supplies with their own money"

Really? Cause every store I've stumbled thru over the past 20 years seems to sell tons of materials for local scroools. And teachers ain't the ones forking out the cash. Where are those supplies going?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:56 PM (6qErC)

544 When Hollywood Held hands with Hitler... then https://tinyurl.com/y5yz9y9q

and now

https://tinyurl.com/yyb2lk59

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 12, 2019 11:57 PM (ABuva)

545 And disposable pens that do not suck"

Everybody wants that devil's semen known as "gel" ink...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:58 PM (6qErC)

546 Everybody wants that devil's semen known as "gel" ink...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2019 11:58 PM (6qErC)

I like a scratchy pen. The problem is you either have to get a fountain pen (which I have a nice one somewhere) or the damn thing is so fragile that if you press down with any force whatsoever, the damn thing is ruined.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2019 11:59 PM (2B9A/)

547 Odds are good that if you know a teacher, you know more about their retirement package than you know about their students.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2019 11:59 PM (jjHOF)

548 If Long's bodyguards hadn't killed Long, FDR would have eventually had him killed or destroyed.

Socialist on Socialist is what always happens.

Posted by: Every Democrat running for United States High at September 13, 2019 12:00 AM (2DOZq)

549 That would have come in handy at tonight's debate.
Posted by: Miley
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Heh. The Cattle Prod mode of moderating.

Every time one lies, he/she/it gets a poke with the eel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 12:00 AM (sHVgQ)

550 >>They buy school supplies with their own money


Buying rubbers so you can fuck your students doesn't count.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2019 12:00 AM (jjHOF)

551 i avoided the debate. i have destroyed enough brain cells over the years. i am getting very particular on shit i am willing to waste them on now. those fuckin idiots didn't make the cut. sad thing is, i'm easily entertained. those assholes just bring out my inner rage monkey.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

552 I can't get over the fact that they have pretty much given up on actual proposals or platforms. Isolated, they each say that the point of the election is to beat Trump. I.e., that is their 'platform'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 12:02 AM (sHVgQ)

553 Hey Miley, How are you feeling? Are the shingles a thing of the past?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 13, 2019 12:02 AM (a4EWo)

554
551 i avoided the debate. i have destroyed enough brain cells over the years. i am getting very particular on shit i am willing to waste them on now. those fuckin idiots didn't make the cut. sad thing is, i'm easily entertained. those assholes just bring out my inner rage monkey.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)


^^^THIS^^^

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2019 12:03 AM (aA3+G)

555 Odds are good that if you know a teacher, you know more about their retirement package"

so you've been around groups of teachers too, I see.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 12:03 AM (6qErC)

556 Day of The Ruler, when?

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 13, 2019 12:04 AM (FKHWN)

557 528 Quilp

No. Could be any day, after the GJ delivers the indictments to the court in secret.

In McCabe's case, assuming he's indicted, he'll be sent a summons, with a date on which to appear.

Posted by: mnw at September 13, 2019 12:04 AM (Cssks)

558 Obama will come.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2019 12:05 AM (sHVgQ)

559 "488

Sales for Margaret Atwood's "The Testaments," her highly anticipated sequel to "The Handmaid's Tale," have already topped 100,000 copies.

Reviews have been strong for "Testaments," which Atwood has said she wrote in response to readers' curiosity and to concerns about the rise of Donald Trump. The million-selling "The Handmaid's Tale" was published in 1985 and sales have surged in recent years, helped by Trump's election and the acclaimed Hulu television adaptation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"


Whoa....that's like super duper edgy and shit. I mean nobody has thought of writing a book about the "concerns" over the #BadOrangeMan. Totally edgy and woke. (yawn)

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 13, 2019 12:05 AM (vgyUN)

560 Debby, I still get painful/itchy twinges, but the rash is mostly gone. I doubt it will fade completely. Fortunately it's the size of a cat footprint on my ribcage. It's been maybe 6 or 7 weeks since this all began.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:05 AM (NMAzL)

561 Paste

Taco Bell

Semen

Trump's Ass

The Dust Around China's Feet

___

You know one of those things isn't quite the same as the others and seriously, what's wrong with enjoying it?


I know Joey likes paste....but that's Joey for you.


Trump Ass? GROSS. Chinese dirt? Gross...though their money is pretty nice. And Taco Bell? UGH the Worst.


So you are going to have to try harder to come up with a list of stuff I won't put in my mouth.


Posted by: Barack Obama at September 13, 2019 12:08 AM (WdocV)

562 Missed the Democrat debate. The PGA Tour was on TV so I watched that instead. They are in beautiful Greenbriar, West Virginia this week. I may have to get out that way and do some golfing. I'd like to try fly fishing at some point in my life and The Greenbriar looks like a lovely place to do it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, NoVA resident. Sorry at September 13, 2019 12:09 AM (vgyUN)

563 Julian's an apostate.

Would I be humblebragging if I said I saw what you did there?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 12:09 AM (ykYG2)

564 We're supposed to see her in our minds as a lovable second grade teacher, I guess.



Totalitarian hat on, totalitarian hat off.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 12, 2019 11:29 PM (t0Z53)

Yep. It's too perfect a fit to be anything but bs. Not that we should be surprised any of these idiots is bullshitting but it's one of those things the rabble will believe.
And it has the opposite effect of one of those Trump nicknames. It "fits". Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Posted by: ... at September 13, 2019 12:09 AM (yhwYC)

565 Isolated, they each say that the point of the election is to beat Trump. I.e., that is their 'platform'.
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What else are they going to run on? Hell there real platform is a long list of banning shit that normies like - cars, plane travel, etc, etc etc.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2019 12:10 AM (WdocV)

566 Voters in the 27 counties that make up metro Houston, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin are now 69% of all TX voters. In 1968 it was only 52%.

The TX economic miracle brought in a lot of libs from Cali, who will vote to kill their golden goose.

Posted by: Corn at September 13, 2019 12:10 AM (FiUMj)

567 Julian's an apostate.

Would I be humblebragging if I said I saw what you did there?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 12:09 AM (ykYG2)

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*fistbump*

Constantine's nephew. Short reign.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:11 AM (ZYB2s)

568 What else are they going to run on? Hell there real platform is a long list of banning shit that normies like - cars, plane travel, etc, etc etc.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2019 12:10 AM (WdocV)

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Also, don't get too used to electricity, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:12 AM (ZYB2s)

569 563 Julian's an apostate.

Would I be humblebragging if I said I saw what you did there?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 12:09 AM (ykYG2)

Shapur will give him his.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:12 AM (2B9A/)

570 joe biden and dr. jill went to joe's doctor. joe's doctor said he needed a stool and urine sample. joe screamed, what? dr. jill said just give him your boxers, joe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

571 It's been maybe 6 or 7 weeks since this all began.
Posted by: Miley
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Shingles scars give one a certain amount of street cred.

People who have never had it will be impressed.

*bares arm, reminiscent of Jaws scene, shows scars*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 12:14 AM (sHVgQ)

572 I'd like to try fly fishing at some point in my life and The Greenbriar looks like a lovely place to do it."

I'd suggest the Greenbrier... but yes, fly fishing is simply wonderful. Perhaps that could be a future fishing topic?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 12:14 AM (6qErC)

573 Sales for Margaret Atwood's "The Testaments," her highly anticipated
sequel to "The Handmaid's Tale," have already topped 100,000 copies.


I have been told that "Testament" comes from the Roman practice of swearing to something while holding one's hand over ones testes.

I expect I should hold both hands over my googlies while reading Margaret Atwood's most recent oeuvre.
Even if it means turning the pages with my nose.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2019 12:15 AM (xG/b0)

574 One species had the ability to generate 860 volts of electricity, more than the 650 volts discharged by the only previously identified type of electric eel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

It gets its inspiration by listening to AC/DC records.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 12:16 AM (jEgzt)

575 Gore Vidal wrote an interesting novel about Julian.

I suspect Vidal was attracted to Julian's life story because Julian tried to roll back Christianity, & Vidal, being gay, thought that was intriguing.

Posted by: mnw at September 13, 2019 12:16 AM (Cssks)

576 I'd suggest the Greenbrier... but yes, fly fishing is simply wonderful. Perhaps that could be a future fishing topic?
Posted by: Anon
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It all started innocently enough, then, the wet vs. dry controversy erupted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 12:17 AM (sHVgQ)

577 Shingles scars give one a certain amount of street cred.

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When the shingles gang rides into town, don't look them in the eye. Never look them in the eye.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:17 AM (ZYB2s)

578
those assholes just bring out my inner rage monkey.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

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I watched it. It gave me the shakes. It's scary to think of these people being within reach of the Oval Office.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 12:19 AM (13CQC)

579 ...It all started innocently enough, then, the wet vs. dry controversy erupted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 12:17 AM (sHVgQ)



*Plonks 860 volt eel into Greenbrier stream*


"Phone call for Mr. Trout? Mr. Trout to the White Courtesy Net, please? Mr. Trout to the White Courtesy Net."


*grabs net, scoops up lotsa fish*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 12:19 AM (QzJWU)

580 hmmm, wet vs. dry, I'll take wet, or at least comfortably moist...

Posted by: Hillary at September 13, 2019 12:20 AM (a4EWo)

581 These people are insane. God help us if they win.
Posted by: redridinghood

Not interested in watching the Klown car demolition derby. If I wake up the day after and discover I am living in the alternate universe I will began stocking up on peanut butter, cigarettes, airline bottles of alcohol and .22 ammo. Great barter goods for the Great collapse.

Posted by: Sock Monkey lite at September 13, 2019 12:20 AM (vQY7q)

582 It all started innocently enough, then, the wet vs. dry controversy erupted."

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 12:20 AM (6qErC)

583 Julian would have nailed Vidal on a cross.

Julian wasn't pagan because he was gay. Julian was pagan because he thought paganism was the best way to further Roman virtue and the Roman people.

Homosexuality wasn't the Roman way. True Romans thought that was for Greek decadents.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 12:22 AM (ykYG2)

584 It all started innocently enough, then, the wet vs. dry controversy erupted."

Snort
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 12:20 AM (6qErC)

If your fly is wet, you didn't shake enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 12:22 AM (jEgzt)

585 I get the impression that emperor Julian would have been a metalhead if he were around today.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 12:23 AM (ykYG2)

586
I still get painful/itchy twinges, but the rash is mostly gone. I doubt it will fade completely. Fortunately it's the size of a cat footprint on my ribcage. It's been maybe 6 or 7 weeks since this all began.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

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What a beast of a condition. Measles and chicken pox aren't that bad!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 12:23 AM (13CQC)

587 584; if your fly is wet, better check your shoes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 12:23 AM (KP5rU)

588 *Plonks 860 volt eel into Greenbrier stream"

Ah, no. There are several streams around White Sulphur Springs. You'll need several... dozen: )

(Yeah, I've stayed at The Greenbrier. 1 percenter time)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 12:24 AM (6qErC)

589 ...If your fly is wet, you didn't shake enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 12:22 AM (jEgzt)




My name is Michael J. Fox, and I approve of this statement.

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

590 michael j.fox is a washroom attendant? how the mighty have fallen. does he use a spoon?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2019 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

591 541 Hey Eris
I've been traveling trouble in that area also. I have Barrett's esophagus which causes constriction of the throat, it has a genetic component my mom had it also. I got food stuck tonight and last night it was very unpleasant and lasted way too long.

I finally got the food dislodged tonight before I went to bed. Unlike last night when I spent most of the night very uncomfortable and couldn't sleep.

So tonight I could eat some of these treats Jewels made. She used the recipe for chocolate chip bars but replaced the chocolate chips with m&m caramels. Damn these are good.

She made them because I asked her to make something to take to the doctors that have been treating my ankle. I got dismissed yesterday and wanted to bring them a treat cuz they did a fantastic job. They should love these.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 13, 2019 12:27 AM (Iq+Z/)

592 if your fly is wet, better check your shoes."

Marine and Soldier are at Buc ee's. The Soldier washes after reliving himself, the Marine doesn't. Soldier says "hey - they taught us to wash up in boot"

Marine says "they taught us not to piss on our hands"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 12:28 AM (6qErC)

593 Homosexuality wasn't the Roman way. True Romans thought that was for Greek decadents.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 12:22 AM (ykYG2)

I have heard arguments that 'normal' Roman view was that gay shit was ok as long as you were an adolescent, but when you came into your majority, you were supposed to cut that shit out and be a man and get married and have kids. The argument goes that continuing the practice into adulthood was what was frowned upon.

I kind of think this theory is utter horseshit revisionism, but people are stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:29 AM (2B9A/)

594 And with that, I'm out. Y'all have a great night. See ya in the morning.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2019 12:29 AM (6qErC)

595 Vidal's historical novel about Julian is pretty well done. I liked it. I think he did his homework.

I don't read novels any more.

Posted by: mnw at September 13, 2019 12:30 AM (Cssks)

596 Night anon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:30 AM (2B9A/)

597 Hey guys!


Oh, wait...

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2019 12:32 AM (Z1ykJ)

598 So, anyone have a favorite nucleotide base pair?

Show your work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:33 AM (ZYB2s)

599
I watched the debate, but in a fun way. I watched while texting with my brother, and talking to my girlfriend on the phone, and then my best friend, and joking around on AoS, and just laughing and laughing. And eating tacos and drinking tequila.

It's the right way to enjoy Dem antics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 12:33 AM (5aX2M)

600 What a beast of a condition. Measles and chicken pox aren't that bad!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 12:23 AM (13CQC)

I know, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:35 AM (NMAzL)

601 Trying, but I cannot make a boob reference about the nucleobases...hmmm, have to think about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:36 AM (2B9A/)

602 > I was busy watching the school lunch menu on cable access.

This is how you know it's a socialist operation. They call it a "menu", implying that you have a range of choices, but in fact you get what they give you.

It's the crappy cafeteria food version of "you can keep your doctor".

I hear, though, that school food is slowly edging back toward marginally edible now that Mooch is no longer calling the shots.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2019 12:37 AM (cB5if)

603 Apropos nothing, my soon-to-be ex SiL is a 16 cylinder beeyotch.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:38 AM (NMAzL)

604 "So, anyone have a favorite nucleotide base pair?
Show your work.
"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:33 AM (ZYB2s)

The base pairs of a piece of DNA if the sequence of one side was CGTTTGAC is Hilarious! I got a kick out of it instantly.

Cytosine and guanine form three hydrogen bonds between each other, while tyrosine and adenine form two hydrogen bonds. We simply need to count how many of each base we have and multiple cytosine and guanine by three, and thymine and adenine by two.

CGTTTGAC has 2 cytosine, 2 guanine, 3 thymine, and 1 adenine.

3(2C)+3(2G)+2(3T)+2(1A)=20 Hydrogen Bonds and I still tell my Friends about that To This Day!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)

605 603 Apropos nothing, my soon-to-be ex SiL is a 16 cylinder beeyotch.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:38 AM (NMAzL)

A W-16? So she is the Bugatti Veryon of Bitches?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:39 AM (2B9A/)

606 3(2C)+3(2G)+2(3T)+2(1A)=20 Hydrogen Bonds and I still tell my Friends about that To This Day!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)

I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:42 AM (NMAzL)

607
1. Jimmy Kimmel isn't funny.

2. I think Dems have settled on Warren. I was wrong when I said it would be Harris.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 12:43 AM (5aX2M)

608 A W-16? So she is the Bugatti Veryon of Bitches?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:39 AM (2B9A/)

She's the bitchiest bitch you can be. Anything my brother loves or values will be withheld or destroyed. Pray for him.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:43 AM (NMAzL)

609 ...A W-16? So she is the Bugatti Veryon of Bitches?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:39 AM (2B9A/)



"X-16" layout, circa German WWII aircraft engine layout. Daimler Benz certainly never got it right, nor did Juno.

Goering and Hitler bitched about that to the bitter end.

Conversely... Bugatti got it right, with the VW based "W" engine architecture.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 12:44 AM (QzJWU)

610 607
1. Jimmy Kimmel isn't funny.

2. I think Dems have settled on Warren. I was wrong when I said it would be Harris.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 12:43 AM (5aX2M)

Still a lot of clock left. This could be anyone's ball game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:44 AM (2B9A/)

611 "I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch..."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:42 AM (NMAzL)

You're excused, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)

612 Apparently I got all of the luck in love in my family. Not a drop for my siblings.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:44 AM (NMAzL)

613 CGTTTGAC has 2 cytosine, 2 guanine, 3 thymine, and 1 adenine.


I. E. an orgy under Rule 34.

Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2019 12:44 AM (ABjxW)

614 definitely praying for your brother, Miley.

sorry he ran into vagina-mugabe in this earth.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 12:45 AM (ykYG2)

615 If your fly is wet, you didn't shake enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 12:22 AM (jEgzt)


That's what Dry Shake is for!
(fly fishing dudes & dudettes will get it).

Posted by: Average Guy at September 13, 2019 12:45 AM (BaHwF)

616 You're excused, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)

Publius just taught me that saying. It's a Thing around here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:46 AM (NMAzL)

617 Michael Jackson could have hired Slapweasel to prove in court, that he was indeed, not the sire of Billie Jean's spawn.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 12:46 AM (QzJWU)

618 CGTTTGAC has 2 cytosine, 2 guanine, 3 thymine, and 1 adenine.



3(2C)+3(2G)+2(3T)+2(1A)=20 Hydrogen Bonds and I still tell my Friends about that To This Day!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)


I used to have a GF that I could talk about stuff like this. I miss her sometimes.

Scientists Develop A Strain Of Genetically Modified Rice That Neutralizes HIV

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxwtqhbz

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2019 12:46 AM (xG/b0)

619 definitely praying for your brother, Miley.



sorry he ran into vagina-mugabe in this earth.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 12:45 AM (ykYG2)

He made a huge mistake, and everyone saw it except him. He was a blessing to that woman and her daughter. His reward, apparently, is never having to deal with her in the future. Once she's stripped him of as much as she can.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:48 AM (NMAzL)

620 sorry he ran into vagina-mugabe in this earth.
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Ha!

Could be worse, could have been Cooch-Amin.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 12:48 AM (kQs4Y)

621 A W-16? So she is the Bugatti Veryon of Bitches?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 12:39 AM (2B9A/)

Cadillac and Marmon sold cars with V16's in the 1930's. And the Hindenberg airship used four of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 12:48 AM (jEgzt)

622 While I've enjoyed some of the amped-up recent Bonds, there's something to be said for the old lair-based villainy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 12:49 AM (kQs4Y)

623 Guys... I copied and pasted it from a website, while adding my own flair.

I keep telling people that I'm not that bright, but people love Magicians!

...Is this your card?

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:49 AM (Ckg4U)

624 Man, Kimmel sucks. I haven't seen him in years. He is much less funny now. His monologue and jokes are just orangemanbad. Sad!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 12:50 AM (5aX2M)

625 Lair-based villiany has been tossed aside for the new hotness - SJW-based villainy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:51 AM (NMAzL)

626
3(2C)+3(2G)+2(3T)+2(1A)=20 Hydrogen Bonds and I still tell my Friends about that To This Day!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)

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Hah! That shit never gets old.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:52 AM (ZYB2s)

627 While I've enjoyed some of the amped-up recent Bonds, there's something to be said for the old lair-based villainy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 12:49 AM (kQs4Y)

There's simply no point in being an evil super-villain, unless you get to have a lair in an extinct volcano, is there?

Posted by: Captain Nemo at September 13, 2019 12:52 AM (jEgzt)

628 That is the race card. Not mine.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:52 AM (NMAzL)

629 ..."His reward, apparently, is never having to deal with her in the future. Once she's stripped him of as much as she can."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:48 AM (NMAzL)

I remember you being driven up a wall and into a car during that whole scenario. You know that I knew the situation that he didn't know until he now knows it.

I will pray for ALL of your Brothers, as well as you. Someone has to, right?

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:53 AM (Ckg4U)

630 Man, Kimmel sucks. I haven't seen him in years. He is much less funny now. His monologue and jokes are just orangemanbad. Sad!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 12:50 AM (5aX2M)


Not even girls on trampolines would make his show watchable.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 13, 2019 12:53 AM (BaHwF)

631 "Hah! That shit never gets old."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2019 12:52 AM (ZYB2s)

Right?!? ^This Guy Gets It.^

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)

632 I love what the Batman artist thinks a Hellfire-armed Predator drone looks like.

Posted by: MW at September 13, 2019 12:55 AM (hNTtn)

633 Thank you, Slap. Once he's out of this crucible he may have a shot at happiness again. Older and wiser, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:55 AM (NMAzL)

634 Dude WTF Green Day is making a new album how lame lololol

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 12:55 AM (5aX2M)

635 Maybe the new Jane Bond will battle a male version of Bambi and Thumper.

This is one of the lesser Bonds but I always enjoy its chill take.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 12:55 AM (kQs4Y)

636 One of dem assholes went and did it GUN BAN. Come and take it fuckwad.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 13, 2019 12:55 AM (0OmEj)

637 604 Slap
Laughing my ass off, thanks for that tidbit much appreciated.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 13, 2019 12:56 AM (Iq+Z/)

638 There's simply no point in being an evil super-villain, unless you get to have a lair in an extinct volcano, is there?
Posted by: Captain Nemo at September 13, 2019 12:52 AM (jEgzt)


I am reading Thunderball. SPECTRE is looking for payment in Venezuelan Bolivars.

*snrk*

Why yes Mr Bloefeld, how many Billions would you like?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2019 12:56 AM (xG/b0)

639 ..."Older and wiser, right?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 12:55 AM (NMAzL)

Shit, sweetheart... from moment-to-moment, indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

640 -Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 13, 2019 12:56 AM (Iq+Z/)

*Fist-Bump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 12:57 AM (Ckg4U)

641 ...One of dem assholes went and did it GUN BAN. Come and take it fuckwad.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 13, 2019 12:55 AM (0OmEj)



Localize the target. Fix the coordinates. Fire for effect.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 12:58 AM (QzJWU)

642 608 Miley
You lived with them for a short. Didn't you? Was she as bad then or just gotten worse with the split up? A Myra calling right that the lesbians that camped out there where her friends? Maybe she decided to bat for the other team.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 13, 2019 12:59 AM (Iq+Z/)

643 *peeks in*

Posted by: SMH at September 13, 2019 12:59 AM (RU4sa)

644 Who's the drunk lunatic on Kimmel?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 01:00 AM (5aX2M)

645 Really liked the Batman cartoon.

Posted by: MW at September 13, 2019 01:01 AM (hNTtn)

646 Howdy, SMH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 01:01 AM (Ckg4U)

647 > One of dem assholes went and did it GUN BAN. Come and take it fuckwad.

Beta O'Cuck. He'll never again be a serious contender for office in Texas. That bridge is burned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2019 01:01 AM (cB5if)

648 Kimmel can't have the drunk lunatics. We need them for the ONT!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 13, 2019 01:01 AM (ykYG2)

649 Hey Slap : )

Posted by: SMH at September 13, 2019 01:01 AM (RU4sa)

650 *sees SMH trying to be SUB tle*


*reviews Nurse ratched manual*


*POUNCES!*



No smooches though. Don't want ExEx plonking me in the head with his caliber du jure.



Seeya at the Mo Meet, sis!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

651 I am now done with another 5 quarts of tomato juice.


Canning it, not drinking it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2019 01:02 AM (xG/b0)

652 Been perusing Aliexpress for some inexpensive lightweight backpacking gear, and for some reason on the front page there were recommended items, some of which were described as "car accessories". Now, I don't know what kind of cars they drive in China, but they must be very different than our cars.

I'm thinking maybe it's a mistranslation. Maybe they thought car=coach=cooch, thus what they describe as "car accessories" are actually "cooch accessories". I'm confused.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 13, 2019 01:03 AM (BaHwF)

653 But it gets him cred with his base. This past few years has been nice for the masks stripped away. Too bad that has gone not just for the scumbag politicians, but also their constituents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 01:03 AM (2B9A/)

654
Cadillac and Marmon sold cars with V16's in the 1930's. And the Hindenberg airship used four of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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There have been several from automotive manufacturers. My favorite 16 cylinder was the BRM H-16.

Anna Puma could probably lecture us on the Chrysler aircraft engine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 01:04 AM (sHVgQ)

655 Heh, Jim.

Smart man.

Posted by: SMH at September 13, 2019 01:04 AM (RU4sa)

656 This guy is a rambling hobo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 01:04 AM (5aX2M)

657 I'm overtired and feeling a bit silly tonight. I haven't been here in a long time and I should probably just Hit the Hay.

...after the comforter comes out of the dryer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 01:04 AM (Ckg4U)

658 There's simply no point in being an evil super-villain, unless you get to have a lair in an extinct volcano, is there?
Posted by: Captain Nemo at September 13, 2019 12:52 AM (jEgzt)

Slinky swedish minions and a submarine?

Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2019 01:04 AM (I3gG+)

659 Got to pimp out that cooch, yo.

I have always taken exception to that phrase with reference to cars, or really anything in a positive manner. Always jangled the nerves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 01:05 AM (2B9A/)

660 Oh, it's Sean Penn. Damn, dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 01:05 AM (5aX2M)

661 Miley

You lived with them for a short. Didn't you? Was she as bad then or
just gotten worse with the split up? A Myra calling right that the
lesbians that camped out there where her friends? Maybe she decided to
bat for the other team.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 13, 2019 12:59 AM (Iq+Z/)

Yeah, I was there for a few months. I don't know what her problem is. She's fucked up for sure. A two-faced backstabber who goes from pissed to insane in a split second, I guess. I tried to be nice to her, but she's always dissatisfied. Wherever she goes, there she is. That's her punishment.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 01:06 AM (NMAzL)

662
I think Dems have settled on Warren. I was wrong when I said it would be Harris.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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The only way I can tell who's doing what in that race is by the polls and reading around social media. I absolutely cannot distinguish those zeroes from each other. No idea why Hoo-lee-ahn is better (or is it worse?) than Beto, why Lunch Lady Klobuchar is down and Mean Nanny Warren is up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:07 AM (13CQC)

663 Slinky swedish minions and a submarine?
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2019 01:04 AM (I3gG+)

Slinky or busty? Or both? Can busty be especially slinky?

*ponders*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 01:07 AM (2B9A/)

664 I think I'm going to call it a night, too. Sweet dreams, {{{Slap}}}!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 01:08 AM (NMAzL)

665 Night Miss Miley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 01:08 AM (2B9A/)

666
*peeks in*
Posted by: SMH

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Heya! *makes c'mon in wave*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:09 AM (13CQC)

667 Good night, Aetius and Horde!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2019 01:09 AM (NMAzL)

668 Niters, Miley.

Hey Blonde M. *waves back*

Posted by: SMH at September 13, 2019 01:09 AM (RU4sa)

669 G'Night, {{{Miley}}}!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 01:10 AM (Ckg4U)

670 SMH.

I'm bringing some VERY high end gear with me this year.

Pray for great weather, so that all the shooting can occur.

And if I can pull off ONE more sale, trade and exchange, I'll bring with me...

Well, just pray for my success. And I'll let 'cha shoot it if I can make the deal(s).



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

671 I am reading Thunderball. SPECTRE is looking for payment in Venezuelan Bolivars.

*snrk*

Why yes Mr Bloefeld, how many Billions would you like?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2019 12:56 AM (xG/b0)

Venezuela was on the gold standard then. How far they have fallen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 01:11 AM (jEgzt)

672 One of dem assholes went and did it GUN BAN. Come and take it fuckwad.
Posted by: USNtakim
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Beto O’Rourke Vows to Pursue Gun Confiscation: ‘Hell Yes, We’re Going to Take Your AR-15’
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Not, of course, that Beto is going to come and take your guns. Oh, no, he's going to send armed goons to do the job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 01:12 AM (sHVgQ)

673
This guy is a rambling hobo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Are you sure it's not the Dem debate?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:13 AM (13CQC)

674 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 13, 2019 01:14 AM (Ckg4U)

675 Really liked the Batman cartoon.
Posted by: MW at September 13, 2019 01:01 AM (hNTtn)

It was surprisingly good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 01:14 AM (jEgzt)

676 657
The ONT is always a lot more fun with a silly Slap. Be well. I also have a fresh blanket out of the wash tonight. A little less dog hair tonight.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 13, 2019 01:15 AM (Iq+Z/)

677 Night Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 01:15 AM (2B9A/)

678
This should kill the lefties, Trump Tower Hotel in New York has been voted the Best Hotel in the World by some luxury travel survey.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:16 AM (13CQC)

679

yeah, also skipped the debate. Being so crazy, if any one of the candidates would have said anything close to normal, it would have made big news all over Fox, Breitbart, DC, and others.

I checked. nope.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 01:16 AM (sy5kK)

680 Not, of course, that Beto is going to come and take your guns. Oh, no, he's going to send armed goons to do the job.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. ,etc. at September 13, 2019 01:12 AM (sHVgQ)

At which point, the remaining box gets opened.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 01:17 AM (jEgzt)

681 Is Slapweasel really George Hamilton incognito?

Does he sleep in a Tanning Bed?

Only his teeth whitener knows for sure!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/snrk


Nite, Slap!

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

682 The only way I can tell who's doing what in that race is by the polls and reading around social media. I absolutely cannot distinguish those zeroes from each other. No idea why Hoo-lee-ahn is better (or is it worse?) than Beto, why Lunch Lady Klobuchar is down and Mean Nanny Warren is up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:07 AM (13CQC)

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Yeah, we're in the Crazy Years, and anything could happen.

I just try to remember that the mass media is an arm of the Democrat party, and provides the best public insight about their intentions.

The news douches and entertainment robots have been pumping Warren up for weeks, and Kimmel is fluffing her in the spot following the debate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 01:18 AM (5aX2M)

683 Horde commentary can be quite funny but the reality of those dumb, bigoted, racist, ignorant, totalitarian freaks* actually being candidates of a major party is devastating. Ceteris paribus I think Trump wins [+ 2-3 more states than '16, possibly even "popular" vote to boot], but ...... doesn't matter.


That any of these people can be running for prez is amazing and appalling. Obama was pathetic as well, but lied [poorly] about all the "issues" [he ran the first time as a midwest center-right Democrat, minus the idiotic "anti-war" crap that is now standard fare on most of the "right" anyway].


* yeah yeah some of them might just be playing to perceived voter positions but 1] that's even more appalling and 2] nobody gets any slack for lying about big issues

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2019 01:21 AM (QDnY+)

684 Warren as the adversary will be kind of boring, honestly. She seems to just leach the life and excitement out of everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 01:21 AM (2B9A/)

685 Praying for good weather...most def.

looking forward to it, Jim.

Posted by: SMH at September 13, 2019 01:21 AM (RU4sa)

686 The human equivalent of parsley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 01:22 AM (2B9A/)

687 At which point, the remaining box gets opened.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 01:17 AM (jEgzt)

who let the dogs out... woof woof.

Posted by: Dogs of WAR. at September 13, 2019 01:24 AM (NgKpN)

688 ...who let the dogs out... woof woof.

Posted by: Dogs of WAR. at September 13, 2019 01:24 AM (NgKpN)




Target Rich Environment.

Many would run out of ammo before even leaving their home state.

Others, have ammo to spare.

Be sure you have ammo to spare.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

689 Jack once said....
"Good people....sleep peaceably in their beds at night, because of ROUGH MEN who stand on the WALL, ready to do VIOLENCE on their behalf......(still gives me chills)

feel free to correct me on the origins of this statement.
just de-lurking cuz I'm tired of this BS but not ready to be tagged to some watch list cuz I said so......

yup

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at September 13, 2019 01:28 AM (kFkpX)

690 Any 2020 candidate will have to match Trump's energy and charisma. Biden's too feeble and Warren's too bitchy. Bernie's down on both counts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 01:29 AM (5aX2M)

691
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2019 01:21 AM (QDnY+)

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You are echoing me. I started out tonight joking, then switched to shaking. That people this malicious and stupid are this close to the Oval Office is mind-boggling. Trump vs Mean Nanny? Grandpa Simpson? Crazy Uncle Bernie? It should be a wipeout, but look at what Dems are prepping in the way of voter fraud and importing a new electorate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:29 AM (13CQC)

692

Elizabeth Warren would be the perfect maven at a WWII German prison camp, in charge of the interrogation room.

She already has the facial expressions down cold. And the scolding. You know she likes to inflict pain.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 01:30 AM (sy5kK)

693
feel free to correct me on the origins of this statement.

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George Orwell. That one's always given me chills, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:31 AM (13CQC)

694 Target Rich Environment.



Many would run out of ammo before even leaving their home state.



Others, have ammo to spare.



Be sure you have ammo to spare.





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

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i'm gonna need a bigger truck for the ammo. last time i moved it, the pallet jack barely lifted it.

we have MOAR now.

#FirstWorldProblems

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2019 01:31 AM (QcCSi)

695
Which color M&M is the cummiest?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2019 01:31 AM (pNxlR)

696 Bernie will have his own collusion/Russkie issues to deal with in good time (honeymoon DAH?)

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at September 13, 2019 01:32 AM (kFkpX)

697
How imminent is "imminent"? As in "a McCabe indictment may be imminent"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:35 AM (13CQC)

698 @ Blonde Morticia.

Entirely correct.

You need to be at the Tx Mo Meet, for SO many more reasons that you might possibly imagine.

And which I simply cannot type here.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

(hi, Bob at NSA!)

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

699 The whole Donk field is fakes:

Warren: fake Indian

Kameltoe: fake afro-American

Beto and Hoolian: fake mexicans

Bootygig: fake Christian

Yang: fake intellectual

Sanders: fake socialist

Klobuchar: fake human

Biden: fake hair plugs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 01:36 AM (jEgzt)

700
Oh lord, here I am in California, quite stuck for now. Someday a Mo Meet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:36 AM (13CQC)

701 It should be a wipeout, but look at what Dems are prepping in the way of voter fraud and importing a new electorate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:29 AM (13CQC)


If the Repubs had any sack at all, they would file lawsuits in the counties right now, not after the election when it doesn't matter, that obviously cheated in the last election.

Lots of examples, like zero votes for Trump, or over 100% of the total registered voters in a precinct. Make corrupt voter rolls a front burner topic now, not after the election. Otherwise, I fear the wave of corrupt voting could hurt Trump.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2019 01:38 AM (sy5kK)

702 @ Red.

Break that pallet down to "Immediate", "Deployment" and "Reserve".

You'll be doing yourselves a favor, and in terms of backup, support and "Reserve" any such Patriots in your immediate A.O. a favor, too.

Match the ammo stockpiles to the Ready Reserve weapons to be deployed on a moment's notice.

The rest, as they say, is details.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

703 693

thank you most....seems George saw many things correctly....I look at firemen differently lately....seems they have developed a "We know better than you" mentality here in SoCal and are POL-troops for our feeble Gov-monitors.....dang this state sucks large buttocks and inflating daily.
For the record....Gavgum is owned by Getty....fer shizzle

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at September 13, 2019 01:40 AM (kFkpX)

704 700
Oh lord, here I am in California, quite stuck for now. Someday a Mo Meet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:36 AM (13CQC)

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Ya know, just from the sheer size of CA, I'd figure we'd have a lot of Morons there, but I can't remember anything about a Los Angeles or San Diego or San Francisco MoMee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 01:42 AM (5aX2M)

705 683 Rhomboid
As usual you got that right, spot on.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 13, 2019 01:42 AM (Iq+Z/)

706 ...Oh lord, here I am in California, quite stuck for now. Someday a Mo Meet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:36 AM (13CQC)



My email is in my nic. Send mail.

Forces may align to bring you to the Tx Mo Meet, much to your amazement.

Have faith, or have no faith. The choice is yours.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

707
My Grandma's going to be 94 on September 20. She just took away her driver's license. Says she's going to let the rest of us drive Miss Daisy from now on, and she's going to drink when she goes out visiting. She'll have a ride back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:44 AM (13CQC)

708
684 Warren as the adversary will be kind of boring, honestly. She seems to just leach the life and excitement out of everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2019 01:21 AM (2B9A/)


Rich Zeoli calls her "America's Mother-in-Law".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2019 01:45 AM (pNxlR)

709 Ya know, just from the sheer size of CA, I'd figure we'd have a lot of Morons there, but I can't remember anything about a Los Angeles or San Diego or San Francisco MoMee.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 01:42 AM (5aX2M)

I thought QDPSteve hosted a MoMee in SoCal, not long ago?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 01:45 AM (jEgzt)

710
My email is in my nic.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

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Saved.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:45 AM (13CQC)

711 Oh lord, here I am in California, quite stuck for now. Someday a Mo Meet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:36 AM (13CQC)

Stuck in Lodi again?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 01:47 AM (jEgzt)

712 ...Saved.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:45 AM (13CQC)



Wise of you. Act on that intel.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

713 Why are red flag laws not unconstitutional? Why are state legislators in some states such as California allowed to pass regulations and state laws that infringe on citizens rights to bear arms?

Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 01:52 AM (USw3U)

714
Stuck in Lodi again?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Hah, I pass through Lodi from time to time. Never pulled off the freeway and took a look.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:53 AM (13CQC)

715 Most of the real red meat Cali's lie north and east of the SACTO vermin. San Diego still has military (and our beloved SEALS) gotto go to 29 stumps or Pendelton to see hard core outlyers I think last election in OC was a defacto takedown by the BS Demoncrat "ballot harvesting coup and more of that still to cum.
Just remember Getty runs their game through their bought and paid for Gavom the Duck Gov. but he is NOT part of the Mariachi Band really running the state

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at September 13, 2019 01:54 AM (kFkpX)

716 ...Why are red flag laws not unconstitutional? Why are state legislators in some states such as California allowed to pass regulations and state laws that infringe on citizens rights to bear arms?

Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 01:52 AM (USw3U)



They *are* Un Constitutional.

Violation of Due Process.

Fourth Amendment.

Second Amendment.

Damn shame we've gotta fight 'em all the way through ALL of the "court system" up to and including the Supreme.

When, in comparison, a simple FU through the Revolutionary System would bring about SUCH a more direct and uncomplicated resolution to the artificially contrived "problem", right?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:56 AM (QzJWU)

717 711 Oh lord, here I am in California, quite stuck for now. Someday a Mo Meet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:36 AM (13CQC)

Stuck in Lodi again?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


When CCR recorded that, Lodi was indeed a boring backwater "out in the middle of nowhere."

But times have changed.

Now Lodi is part of a booming "wine appellation" -- like Napa Valley an Sonoma, but not yet as famous. Lodi now has trendy restaurants, wine tours, chi-chi hotels, etc. And to top it off, the SF Bay Area has expanded so much that now people working in Silicon Valley actually intentionally move to Lodi and buy a house there, and then commute to Silicon valley for work. The drive is "worth it," they conclude, because you can still get a big house in Lodi for a semi-normal amount of money, while the Bay Area itself is unaffordable.

So, basically, people nowadays TRY to become "stuck" in Lodi. The song lyrics are a relic of what is now the distant past.

Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2019 01:57 AM (Q3dyo)

718 Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCain

Joe Biden is the grief whisperer - he both understands and communicates the struggle pain unlike any other person I've ever met. A leader who understands raw pain and knows how to heal it would be a welcome and needed change in our country. #DemocraticDebate

---

Willful stupidity should be painful.

As in a million-wasps-stinging-every-inch-of-your-body painful.

Inside also.

Posted by: SMH at September 13, 2019 01:57 AM (RU4sa)

719
Willful stupidity should be painful.

As in a million-wasps-stinging-every-inch-of-your-body painful.

Inside also.
Posted by: SMH

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I honestly thought it was parody when I first saw it. wth is "the struggle pain"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:58 AM (13CQC)

720
But times have changed.

Posted by: zombie

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Fascinating. I see winery signs all the time in that part of the country. Mebbe next time I'm making the long drive from Frisco to Dego I'll ditch Paso Robles and see what's in Lodi.

If I get stuck there, it's on you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 02:01 AM (13CQC)

721 I honestly thought it was parody when I first saw it. wth is "the struggle pain"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 01:58 AM (13CQC)

I had Joe figured for a "brief whisperer".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 02:02 AM (jEgzt)

722 Watching "Live and Let Die" now. There's a car chase and I'm LOLing at these 70's land whales.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 02:02 AM (kQs4Y)

723 They *are* Un Constitutional. 

Violation of Due Process. 

Fourth Amendment. 

Second Amendment

*******

Of course, but it is difficult for a common man/regular citizen to obtain a ccw in some states ie California and New York. Why are citizens not suing these states? Is it the cost? Why are the feds not suing the states on behalf of the wronged citizens? Class action? Is such a thing even possible?

Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 02:04 AM (USw3U)

724 Watching "Live and Let Die" now. There's a car chase and I'm LOLing at these 70's land whales.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 02:02 AM (kQs4Y)

They built 'em tough in those days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 02:05 AM (jEgzt)

725 724
Watching "Live and Let Die" now. There's a car chase and I'm LOLing at these 70's land whales.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2019 02:02 AM (kQs4Y)



They built 'em tough in those days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 02:05 AM (jEgzt)


Yes they did!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2019 02:07 AM (ekVmC)

726 Well, I am going to call it a night. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2019 02:07 AM (jEgzt)

727
Only 11:07 but I'mma bug out for the night. For once I won't wake up tired maybe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2019 02:07 AM (13CQC)

728 457
Do they still have the pinkish-beige color called "flesh"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

They renamed it Honkeytone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2019 11:17 PM (aKsyK)

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Honkeytone.

LMAO

Posted by: SMH at September 13, 2019 02:08 AM (RU4sa)

729 720
But times have changed.

Posted by: zombie

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Fascinating. I see winery signs all the time in that part of the country. Mebbe next time I'm making the long drive from Frisco to Dego I'll ditch Paso Robles and see what's in Lodi.

If I get stuck there, it's on you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Lodi's not like Sonoma County or Paso Robles yet, but they're giving it a try with some decent winery action.

Also, even back in 1969, Lodi was not so isolated that one could become "stuck" there. Heck, it's just on the edge of the Sacramento Delta, which is practically part of the Bay Area. One could hitchhike on the road out of town and be in El Cerrito (where CCR is from) in about 90 minutes or less.

The song's location never really made much sense. Should have chosen some spot out in Nevada or the Mojave Desert to get "stuck." Not somewhere a stone's throw from San Francisco.

Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2019 02:08 AM (Q3dyo)

730 Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2019 01:56 AM (QzJWU)

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1st, 5th, 6th, and 14th, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 02:10 AM (5aX2M)

731
Not one moderator asked the candidates to "show us your 'o' face"?

Damn, there went Ka-Mel Toad's last chance to break out of the pack!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2019 02:17 AM (pNxlR)

732
Why is "sienna" burnt?

What color is unburned sienna?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2019 02:19 AM (pNxlR)

733 Why are citizens not suing these states? Is it the
cost? Why are the feds not suing the states on behalf of the wronged
citizens? Class action? Is such a thing even possible?

Posted by: Floridachick at September 13, 2019 02:04 AM (USw3U)

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because so many of lawsuits die at the 9th Circus, and SCOTUS refuses to take them on appeal.

see the magazine limit suit, or the ammo suit currently awaiting a decision on whether or not the court will issue an injunction against it's enforcement. the good news is that it is in the hands of the same judge who ruled the magazine ban unconstitutional.

you can follow the status of Rhode v Bracero here:

http://michellawyers.com/rhode-v-becerra/


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2019 02:24 AM (QcCSi)

734 732
Why is "sienna" burnt?

What color is unburned sienna?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


You probably thought of that was a clever koan, but there actually is an answer:

Regular unburnt sienna, known as "raw sienna" is more yellowish:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sienna#Raw_sienna

If one roasts, or "burns," the natural earth pigment in raw sienna, it turns a reddish brown. Hence the color known as "burnt Sienna."

The name just comes from a misspelling of the famous Italian city of Siena, where the earth pigment was discovered.

Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2019 02:28 AM (Q3dyo)

735 Shit. I should justify my statement:

Red flag laws violate six amendments:

1st: prior restraint

2nd: denial of right to keep and bear arms

4th: unreasonable search and seizure

5th: denial of due process

6th: denial of right to jury trial

14th: denial of due process and equal protection at the state level

Red flag laws are a Constitution killer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 02:30 AM (5aX2M)

736
Red flag laws are a Constitution killer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2019 02:30 AM (5aX2M)

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not to mention they often wind up killing the recipient when the cops bust in unannounced in the middle of the night and kill that person when they react to what seems like a home invasion...

of course, to the fascists, that's a feature, not a bug, because then they can claim that the victim was obviously dangerous and therefore NEEDED to be disarmed.

WIN/WIN for them.

if anyone ever files one on me, and i can think of several people who might, i will be painted in the MFM as being the owner of an arsenal of weapons and a YUGE supply of ammo, neither of which i should be allowed to have.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2019 02:40 AM (QcCSi)

737 "44
The only human who is carbon neutral is dead.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2019 10:05 PM (ZfRYq)"
..
..I not sure that everyone really groks where that is going, whether it was intended or not.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 13, 2019 02:40 AM (67XdO)

738 Biden is literally falling apart on stage -- again.

First it was the eyeball bleeding. And now tonight -- his dentures almost fall out of his mouth as he tries to talk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4huvupeh_yk

Next, his muffler will fall off.

Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2019 02:55 AM (Q3dyo)

739 The speed must have warn off in the second hour of the debate for joe biden. It is easier to sell a base candidates to moderates then it is to sell moderates to the base.

Posted by: raimondo at September 13, 2019 03:20 AM (YL+Dq)

740 Is the debate still going on?

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 03:21 AM (ZCEU2)

741 If moderates buy this communist bullshit Democrats are selling we deserve happy camps and Soviet misery.

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 03:28 AM (ZCEU2)

742 The Daniel Greenfield link is a must read

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 03:39 AM (ZCEU2)

743 I can remember having that issue of Captain America and the Falcon. It was an epic year long story arc in 1976 to commemorate the Bicentennial. A group of descendants of British land holders in colonial America wanted to overthrow the US using a device called the Madbomb that caused mass psychosis.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 13, 2019 03:43 AM (AJKgl)

744
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 13, 2019 03:59 AM (KCxzN)

745 That's not possible that the Leftists have created, I mean it's only a comic book after all. Right?

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 03:59 AM (ZCEU2)

746 What a little beta cocksucker he is. Fundraising on a job he would be too much of a coward to do.

Beto O'Rourke
@BetoORourke

Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15.

Buy your shirt now: https://store.betoorourke.com/hell-yes-were-going-to-unisex-womens-styles/...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 13, 2019 04:01 AM (9BmSv)

747 Watching recap of the American Giveaway talkathon

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 04:03 AM (ZCEU2)

748 Buy your shirt now: https://store.betoorourke.com/hell-yes-were-going-to-unisex-womens-styles/...

I do wish that the design incorporated a large target as well. Asinine.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 13, 2019 04:31 AM (rBM1Q)

749 Mornin', all.

Storming here. Lots and lots of rain.

Steps were wet on way downstairs. Looks like a leak. Probably the flashing around the chimney. Again.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 13, 2019 04:32 AM (ima6L)

750 So maybe keep the powder dry till the 9th circus gets more reasonable?

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 13, 2019 04:39 AM (SxBH1)

751 Only low 70s here today, warmer tomorrow. I am going as soon as I finish my coffee, lots to do today.
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2019 04:46 AM (ZCEU2)

752 that debate was such a target rich environment, the republicans won't have to do op research - they'll just play the tape.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 13, 2019 04:53 AM (Pg+x7)

753 I'm out in 5 min, too. Hopefully the rain will stop soon. It's a slow drip, and a big bucket.

No worries, right?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 13, 2019 04:53 AM (ima6L)

754 Venezuela was on the gold standard then. How far they have fallen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Now, they're on the Peanut Turd Standard.

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 05:06 AM (arJlL)

755 Mornin' Horde !

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 05:13 AM (arJlL)

756 Call any vegetable!

Posted by: Zombie Frank Z at September 13, 2019 05:21 AM (LqQAf)

757 "Help, I'm a cop!"

Posted by: Kami Freaking Out at September 13, 2019 05:31 AM (LqQAf)

758 Knock. Knock. Anybody home?

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2019 05:59 AM (0LxiW)

759 Anybody home who?

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

760 695
Which color M&M is the cummiest?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2019 01:31 AM (pNxlR)

*****

The red one, of course. The little trollop.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 13, 2019 06:02 AM (JHRgH)

761 Where there any survivors from the Deimoscrat Debacle last night?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2019 06:03 AM (16aVz)

762 United Peace Union

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2019 06:04 AM (0LxiW)

763 According to Doug Schoen, Obama won the debate.
LOL

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2019 06:05 AM (0LxiW)

764 I saw a meme...

"Only a fool would give up a weapon in order for the government to protect them.
The government cannot even stop a telemarketer."

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:08 AM (vd8XM)

765 While absorbing the many reflections of 9/11 I've noticed a missing element -- any mention of Islam. Amidst all the mourning of the tragic losses and the stirring paeans to heroism there is very little reference to the cause of the whole bloody spectacle, as if it was all some sort of inexplicable event whose only meaning was in its aftermath, in the wreckage, death and coping.

Islam. It was ALL about Islam. That's what we should "never forget."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 06:08 AM (H8QX8)

766 Islam. It was ALL about Islam. That's what we should "never forget."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Islam and the fact that having your genitals roughed up a little before you fly, keeps planes in the air.

But mostly the genital roughing up part

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:10 AM (vd8XM)

767 Hell yes we are ong to take your AR 15 and your AK 47!

Beatoff is coming for your guns!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:12 AM (JFO2v)

768 Castro was standing on 2 phone books and bible so he could reach the podium!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

769 Are the Dem supporters, who want more gubbmint, the same ones that complain about the ATM's charging THEM to get to THEIR money so they can have 20 bucks for a cuppa?

Because they still haven't figured out how a wallet works.


Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

770 Castro was standing on 2 phone books and bible so he could reach the podium!
Posted by: rhennigantx

He does the same for the urinal.

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:17 AM (vd8XM)

771 761 Where there any survivors from the Deimoscrat Debacle last night?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2019 06:03 AM (16aVz)

I can't watch. Honestly, I cannot imagine a worse intellectual or moral insult than being forced to listen to these anti-American homunculi.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 13, 2019 06:17 AM (H8QX8)

772 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

773 Everyone who is even considering how wonderful Socialism is should watch the series by "Indigo Traveller" on YouTube.. He spent 2 weeks traveling that country called Venezuela. He sure was glad to get out of that country alive. Terrible conditions, ruler lives high, people live low....

Posted by: Colin at September 13, 2019 06:23 AM (4mvO+)

774 How many debates are there? They seem to come up about every week......

Posted by: Colin at September 13, 2019 06:25 AM (4mvO+)

775 The word "recession" was uttered just once in the entire debate.
(By Julian Castro, who noted the poll's finding of recession fears.)
Nor was the word "unemployment" ever spoken. Nor was there a discussion of job creation. Nor was there much of a discussion of wages.

So ZERO FUCKING plans to make life better. ZERO FUCKING plans to help people make money. ZERO FUCKING plans grow our economy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:25 AM (JFO2v)

776 Everyone who is even considering how wonderful Socialism is should watch the series by "Indigo Traveller" on YouTube.. He spent 2 weeks traveling that country called Venezuela. He sure was glad to get out of that country alive. Terrible conditions, ruler lives high, people live low....
Posted by: Colin

That's because Venezuela didn't do socialism good enough.
Vote for me! I have a plan!!!

All the Dem candidates

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:26 AM (vd8XM)

777 ZERO FUCKING plans grow our economy.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Well, we do plan on taxing the rich people more.
Sooooo, more money for stupid gubbmint crap

..Dems at the podium...

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

778 773 Everyone who is even considering how wonderful Socialism is should watch the series by "Indigo Traveller" on YouTube.. He spent 2 weeks traveling that country called Venezuela. He sure was glad to get out of that country alive. Terrible conditions, ruler lives high, people live low....
Posted by: Colin at September 13, 2019 06:23 AM (4mvO+)

Vice did a show there 2 or 3 years ago. I think on fashion or some bullshit. The gal hosting had to buy maxipads on the black market. Many drug stores do not even have a shelf or isle for feminine hyjinx.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:28 AM (JFO2v)

779 Well, we do plan on taxing the rich people more.
Sooooo, more money for stupid gubbmint crap

..Dems at the podium...
Posted by: Bruce

Oops, forgot to mention, under our plans, everyone will be rich....at first

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

780 So ZERO FUCKING plans to make life better. ZERO FUCKING plans to help people make money. ZERO FUCKING plans grow our economy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:25 AM (JFO2v)

===

This is rayciss

Posted by: Every Dem Candidate at September 13, 2019 06:32 AM (EZebt)

781 After the 2.75 inches of rain yesterday morning, and the...squints...2 inches overnite, it looks like No Ill will have to water the lawn for a while

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

782
@ 768
How did Castro get so close to a bible without getting scorched?

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2019 06:33 AM (KATBx)

783 So ZERO FUCKING plans to make life better. ZERO FUCKING plans to help people make money. ZERO FUCKING plans grow our economy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:25 AM (JFO2v)

===

This is rayciss
Posted by: Every Dem Candidate

And we should impeach anyone who actually works to make things better

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

784 @ 768
How did Castro get so close to a bible without getting scorched?
Posted by: irongrampa

4 inch asbestos lifts in his shoes

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

785 Socialism has 148 years of data as a governing system. All of failure. No matter how rich the county, industrious the people, or how hard they work, socialism fails all but the inner, inner party.

It is a false religion for un-thinking people, except for those evil inner, inner party ghouls.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

786 It is a false religion for un-thinking people, except for those evil inner, inner party ghouls.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

What's your point?

...Inner Party Ghouls Incorporated...

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

787 Salty

Finlands coalition government resigned on Friday a month ahead of a general election, saying it could not deliver on a healthcare reform package that is widely seen as crucial to securing long-term government finances.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

788 Bruce

Uh, do not want?

We need a USA Good goon squad going all Dalek on those guys. The body count would be lower in the end.

Start up the rotors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

789 and over at the Bee

A thought-provoking new art exhibit in Venice, Italy yesterday showed Elizabeth Warren sitting at a desk reading her DNA test results for over an hour.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

790 Uh, do not want?

We need a USA Good goon squad going all Dalek on those guys. The body count would be lower in the end.

Start up the rotors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's what I was saying, Inner party ghouls figure that the misery for others and riches for them is THE feature of socialism

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

791 Socialism has 148 years of data as a governing system.

1871? What's the example?

This is a point of curiosity, not a challenge.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2019 06:41 AM (FNXDu)

792 shit

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2019 06:41 AM (FNXDu)

793 HAH!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2019 06:41 AM (FNXDu)

794 I saw that Bandersnatch...

...The Barrel...

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:42 AM (vd8XM)

795 rhennigantx

Thank you for that. Brinks back memories of Finnish women. Strikingly beautiful.

And Neptunus Lex in Finland, one of my favorites of his stories. https://tinyurl.com/y5s7gtvh

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

796 So close. Sooooo close.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 13, 2019 06:42 AM (O8WFE)

797 Bandersnatch

{{{uses a megaphone to talk to Bander in the Barrel.}}}

Paris Commune and the ending of it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

798 Bander, you are a good example of the utility of close tags in a nic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

799 I've watched zero minutes of the Dem Debate. Guess I didn't miss much?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 13, 2019 06:45 AM (O8WFE)

800 CNN on the Russian Spy

All the reporting concurs that concerns for the agent's safety emerged in 2016, and he was exfiltrated in 2017.

Was not B Hussein President in 2016?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

801 Time to get work preps underway.

Have a blessed day, everyone.

Head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2019 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

802 I've watched zero minutes of the Dem Debate. Guess I didn't miss much?
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Kaepernick threw for 3 touchdowns

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

803 Was not B Hussein President in 2016?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Yeah, but Trump! was on his mind at the time

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

804 I'll say this again about socialism:
It is a political system whose crowning achievement is it's utter failure when implemented.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2019 06:49 AM (KATBx)

805 I'll say this again about socialism:
It is a political system whose crowning achievement is it's utter failure when implemented.
Posted by: irongrampa

It's a great system. As long as people don't act like...people

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

806 Nigerian-born rap artist Jesse Ekene Nweke Conable called for
his fans to "shoot" white people while urging, "Take them as slaves and
treat them even worse."

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2019 06:51 AM (e8kgV)

807 That's what I was saying, Inner party ghouls figure that the misery for others and riches for them is THE feature of socialism

Its worse than that.

The Inner Party Ghouls (IPG) see this as a zero sum game, that is, the more people who suffer, the more spoils they receive, there is also the understanding that too many members of the IPG mean either more suffering for others or fewer riches individually for themselves.

Since their own interest in riches is insatiable, that means that their requirement to inflict pain and misery also knows no bounds. But they also know that the IPG cabal, by necessity be kept small, so there will be in fighting and the usual palace intrigue.

What makes this worse, is that they are promising spoils for hoi polloi, which means some formula of massive amounts of pain redistribution, lies to their supporters, or an eventual culling.

The OPGs are promised that their enemies will be prison raped, tortured and eventually murdered when the calculus of the IPG is that there needs to be someone to make miserable so the OPGs are just considered useless mouths and thus ripe for purging.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 06:51 AM (A7Sfu)

808 This only goes to underscore that Democrats have to live with the
fact that Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, former law partner at the
Rose Law firm, Mystic Spirit of Fort Darcy Park, former First Lady
of the United States, former US Senator from the Empire State,
former US Secretary of State and the most qualified candidate for
President in the history of the EVAH, was beaten by this alleged
"illiterate idiot" from Queens (and Gorilla Channel watcher).

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2019 06:54 AM (e8kgV)

809 What makes this worse, is that they are promising spoils for hoi polloi, which means some formula of massive amounts of pain redistribution, lies to their supporters, or an eventual culling.

To each according to their needs.

And I needs a lot!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

810 806 Nigerian-born rap artist Jesse Ekene Nweke Conable called for
his fans to "shoot" white people while urging, "Take them as slaves and
treat them even worse."
Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2019 06:51 AM (e8kgV)

I think it is called South Africa.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

811 "Take them as slaves and treat them even worse."

So the "black community" now declares that slavery is good?

And invoking a Civil War to restore slavery is recommended?

This is awesome. They are going to be surprised when who is the slave and who is the master doesn't turn out the way they felt.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 06:56 AM (A7Sfu)

812 It's a great system. As long as people don't act like...people
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

We have a solution for that! Wait until you see our New and Improved Totalitarianism! Don't know what car to buy? Not to worry. There are no cars. What to have for lunch? It won't be meat. Want to start a business? No, you can't.

Put your mind at ease let us make the decisions for you, because darn it, left on your own, you might make the wrong choice.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 13, 2019 06:58 AM (jp0Bv)

813 807
The OPGs are promised that their enemies will be prison raped, tortured and eventually murdered when the calculus of the IPG is that there needs to be someone to make miserable so the OPGs are just considered useless mouths and thus ripe for purging.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 06:51 AM (A7Sfu)

Money and Guns seem to be the big triggers. Anyone with either money (not quite enuf to buy them off) or guns is fair game. If you happen to die in a raid to collect your guns or money, that is just the cost of doing business.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

814 I think it is called South Africa.

Not so much with the Capetown area. Capetown is more like a violent Seattle with far fewer drug addicts on the streets.

The people I work with base out of Capetown so its a first hand exposure. There has been serious talk of dividing South Africa so that the western cape is its own sovereign.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 07:00 AM (A7Sfu)

815 Money and Guns seem to be the big triggers. Anyone with either money (not quite enuf to buy them off) or guns is fair game. If you happen to die in a raid to collect your guns or money, that is just the cost of doing business.

Sounds like the plot of every action movie.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 07:01 AM (A7Sfu)

816 Put your mind at ease let us make the decisions for you, because darn it, left on your own, you might make the wrong choice.

Sadly, the majority population desires that extended adolescence, where adult figures take care of the messy details of being responsible.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 07:02 AM (A7Sfu)

817 Google received another warning from the government, this time ordering it to let employees know they can speak out about working conditions, wages and other topics, reports The Wall Street Journal. The National Labor Relations Board said the search giant must tell its workforce that, contrary to company rules, they are free to share confidential information. The order follows a penalty from the Federal Trade Commission for collecting data from children using YouTube, a Google site, as well as the launch of separate antitrust probes into the company by the Justice Department and attorneys general.

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2019 07:05 AM (e8kgV)

818 Sadly, the majority population desires that extended adolescence, where adult figures take care of the messy details of being responsible.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy


When we said we wanted more jobs, we didn't mean for US!

...SJW's...

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:06 AM (vd8XM)

819
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 07:07 AM (7rVsF)

820 Crayola Large Multicultural Crayons
Colors include black, sepia, peach, apricot, white, tan, mahogany and burnt sienna
"Flesh" is now peach.
When I buy supplies for the local school drive, I send in multiple packs of these.
My kindergarten teacher didn't hang my picture of George Washington because my 8-pack of crayons only had yellow. Politics and race and "multicultural" aside, a kid should have a crayon available for a good self portrait.

Posted by: Downcast at September 13, 2019 07:14 AM (p6Q7Q)

821 When we said we wanted more jobs, we didn't mean for US!

I think more people are taught to believe that a job must be comprehensively fulfilling, and out of that, far too many take that seriously.

Hollywood and marketing materials show young people sitting together in comfortable settings drinking specialty coffees and "collaborating". There might even be a small tablet or Mac Book in the scene to convey the idea that something productive is being done.

So if work requires actual work and all of the joys of interacting with unrealistic deadlines, budgets, customers, co-workers and fussy technology distracts from the career expectation of "changing the world", then these ageing children will be hoping that the parents will die before spending all of the inheritance so that the snowflakes can return to finding Meaning in travelling, procreating, protesting and smoking dope.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 07:15 AM (A7Sfu)

822 816 Put your mind at ease let us make the decisions for you, because darn it, left on your own, you might make the wrong choice.

Sadly, the majority population desires that extended adolescence, where adult figures take care of the messy details of being responsible.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 07:02 AM (A7Sfu)

I see Liawatha want to make SS a pure welfare system. Add $200 to everyones check but increase taxes (SS) about 18% on everyone above a certain level.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

823 734
Regular unburnt sienna, known as "raw sienna" is more yellowish:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sienna#Raw_sienna

If one roasts, or "burns," the natural earth pigment in raw sienna, it turns a reddish brown. Hence the color known as "burnt Sienna."

The name just comes from a misspelling of the famous Italian city of Siena, where the earth pigment was discovered.

Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2019 02:28 AM (Q3dyo)


And now we know... The Rest of the Story!

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2019 07:17 AM (sdi6R)

824 I see Liawatha want to make SS a pure welfare system. Add $200 to everyones check but increase taxes (SS) about 18% on everyone above a certain level.

So basically, the wealthy will get an increasing amount of their compensation through means that are not subject to the increased SS tax.

Is the company still expected to cough up the "matching" contribution? If so, this appears to be an auction by Lieawatha for tax consulting services, lobbying money and other grift.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 07:17 AM (A7Sfu)

825 procreating


except without the procreation

Posted by: Diesel Jones at September 13, 2019 07:20 AM (0CeRG)

826 Hollywood and marketing materials show young people sitting together in comfortable settings drinking specialty coffees and "collaborating". There might even be a small tablet or Mac Book in the scene to convey the idea that something productive is being done.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

The boss I had the last 12 years of my working career was like that. She thought you couldn't be at work too many hours and time wasting meetings were how you became productive.

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:22 AM (vd8XM)

827 All of the political pundits. left and right, are completely unoriginal.

They are all like ooh Julian Castro went after Joe Biden on his age.

No, he didn't. He went after him for doing that Joe Biden thing, just flat out lying about what he said. He wasn't going after him for being old, he was going after him for lying to him in response to his criticism on the stage.

The crowd, though, knows Joe is old and feeble - and they took it as an attack on his age. And went "oooooh"

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2019 07:22 AM (ZfRYq)

828 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Heading back up to STL shortly for wife to get blood work done. She couldn't get chemo Wednesday coz platelets to low. They want to check level today. If any lower prolly get platelet transfusion.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 13, 2019 07:24 AM (Dhht7)

829 In 2016, there were a lot of Republican debates. But at least Trump began to break from the pack and a lot of small timers got cleared out fairly quickly.

The Ds are gonna go on and on and on with each of them trying to make the biggest noise in the echo chamber.

Posted by: The Letter R at September 13, 2019 07:24 AM (oVJmc)

830 "we just want gays to have equal rights" >>> quickly becomes:

"Gays' rights trump all your rights, including your First Amendment rights -- so you conservative Christians will bake gay wedding cakes and you will shut up when tranny men use your little girls' restrooms"

"we just want women to be able to get safe abortions in the first trimester" >>> quickly becomes:

"we demand that women be allowed the unrestricted right to abort fetuses throughout pregnancy and even as they are exiting the womb, and we also demand that you pay for it"

"nobody wants to take your guns" >>> quickly becomes:

"you're damn right we're gonna take your guns!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 07:25 AM (k4dH2)

831 "We don't want to take your guns"... actually means "we would rather you would just die and we could bury you and your guns together"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2019 07:27 AM (0okUl)

832 Heading back up to STL shortly for wife to get blood work done. She couldn't get chemo Wednesday coz platelets to low. They want to check level today. If any lower prolly get platelet transfusion.
Posted by: olddog in mo

Praying for safe travels and good news.

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:27 AM (vd8XM)

833 I'm still quite interested in hearing about a privately run lottery. I could make a LOT of money off of one of those.

Hey EBT users, you can buy a chance to win $100 for a $10 ticket, and the odds are great because I'm only selling 100 tickets.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak jive to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 07:29 AM (dSvao)

834
time wasting meetings were how you became productive.

Posted by: Bruce


This is a Power Point presentation on the status of our next Power Point presentation. I will read all the slides.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 07:29 AM (7rVsF)

835 So what, precisely, is the difference between grift and graft?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2019 07:29 AM (0okUl)

836 Funny how that works, innit ?

Almost as if they were lying all along.


John 8:44



Oh, and g'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 13, 2019 07:29 AM (pkvuH)

837
Olddog,
Prayers for your wife.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 07:29 AM (7rVsF)

838 Meant to say Thank You Weird Dave for the link on the falling man. I love and hate that story all at the same time.

Posted by: Deep state at September 13, 2019 07:29 AM (nonGu)

839 This is a Power Point presentation on the status of our next Power Point presentation. I will read all the slides.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

She also had her office 2 doors away,
and would do email conversations with me.

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:30 AM (vd8XM)

840 "In 2016, there were a lot of Republican debates.
But at least Trump began to break from the pack and a lot of small
timers got cleared out fairly quickly.



The Ds are gonna go on and on and on with each of them trying to make the biggest noise in the echo chamber.

Posted by: The Letter R

Trump broke form the pack by talking about things you are supposed to shut up about, mostly illegal immigration. The only thing the Dems can do to try to break away is go farther left. Saying anything reasonable about important issues will doom them. They will be to the left of Lenin soon.

Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2019 07:30 AM (MxEKc)

841 I can't tell. Is that comic pic supposed to be the candidates...or their voters? I know, I know, same difference.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 13, 2019 07:31 AM (JoUsr)

842 we just want gays to have equal rights" >>> quickly becomes:

My theory on all of demands to escalate are directly correlated to how offensive their initiatives are to their perceived enemy.

For example:
Conservatives aren't really protesting EVs so they are backing off on demanding EVs only, its just noise now.

They find that Christians are acceptable to attack so they find policies that are important to Christians and then rattle cages harder and harder until they get their emotional dopamine hit of getting a strong reaction from their enemies.

As long as we ignore them, the more they will scream, holler, threaten and act up. Eventually more will become increasingly violent with the hope that they will finally get a reaction and satisfy their craving for the emotion endorphins of hate.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2019 07:32 AM (A7Sfu)

843 Don't forget
Today is Friday the 13th!!

We're all DOOMED

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:32 AM (vd8XM)

844
I have believed that 1) meetings should only be held to solve problems and 2) an e-mail conversation should be one question and one answer.

I seem to be the only person in the world with this view.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 07:32 AM (7rVsF)

845 Some Democrat candidate is going to come out of the closet to try and set himself ahead of the pack with 1.5% of the population before it's over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak jive to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 07:32 AM (dSvao)

846 Lenin? Pffft. Old dead white guy.

Their new heroes are Guevara, Amin, and Mugabe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 13, 2019 07:33 AM (0okUl)

847 Hmm, maybe not jive. Ebonics is the scientific term, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 07:33 AM (dSvao)

848 Any town with a large Mexican population will have a semi-covert loteria' operating.

Clue to look for is a 3 or 4 digit number posted in a business window that changes daily or weekly, sometimes both.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 13, 2019 07:34 AM (pkvuH)

849 843 Don't forget
Today is Friday the 13th!!

We're all DOOMED
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:32 AM (vd8XM)

We are? SMOD's finally going to hit?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 07:34 AM (NWiLs)

850 I have believed that 1) meetings should only be held to solve problems ...

The reason I called this meeting is because we have a problem with not enough meetings.

Hey! Let's make it a lunch meeting, and waste even more of your time

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:35 AM (vd8XM)

851 Olddog,
Prayers for your wife.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Seconded

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2019 07:35 AM (arJlL)

852 #9 is headed for the Bahamas

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 07:35 AM (JFO2v)

853 Some Democrat candidate is going to come out of the closet to try and set himself ahead of the pack with 1.5% of the population before it's over.

--

Can you imagine their respective "teams" trying to brainstorm how to stand out in that crowd of lunatics? How to out-lunatic the other. Just what whackadoo Socialist ideas they can propose and pull out of their arses that hasn't been thought up yet? Must be a hoot.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 13, 2019 07:35 AM (JoUsr)

854 We are? SMOD's finally going to hit?
Posted by: Insomniac

No, that's why we're all DOOMED

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:35 AM (vd8XM)

855
In re the cartoon at the top:

Odd how the answer to "the US is too complicated to run" is to concentrate power in the hands of fewer (and the right) people.

To suggest that perhaps power should be devolved to smaller political units more concerned with local problems and solutions is to self-identify as a Nazi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 07:36 AM (7rVsF)

856 849 843 Don't forget
Today is Friday the 13th!!

We're all DOOMED
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:32 AM (vd8XM)

We are? SMOD's finally going to hit?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 07:34 AM (NWiLs)

12:29 PM CDT

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

857
"Hey! Let's make it a lunch brown-bag meeting, and waste even more of your time"

That way they don't pay for your lunch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 07:37 AM (7rVsF)

858 Hell yes we are going to take your guns, cars, money, self respect, and country.

Posted by: Bede Bede Betobot at September 13, 2019 07:37 AM (Tnijr)

859 HOLY CRAP IT IS SCIENTIFIC!

"Linguistic Society of America

Most linguists refer to the distinctive speech of African Americans as 'Black English' or African American English (AAE) or, if they want to emphasize that this doesn't include the standard English usage of African Americans, as 'African American Vernacular English' (AAVE)."

--

Get with it Democrat turkies!

Posted by: Moron Robbie- why don't Democrats speak ebonics to entice Blacks to vote for them? at September 13, 2019 07:38 AM (dSvao)

860 843 Don't forget
Today is Friday the 13th!!

We're all DOOMED
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:32 AM (vd8XM)


And a full moon tonight.

Might want to lock yourself in the safe room.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2019 07:38 AM (ZfRYq)

861 844
I have believed that 1) meetings should only be held to solve problems and 2) an e-mail conversation should be one question and one answer.

I seem to be the only person in the world with this view.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2019 07:32 AM (7rVsF)

Meetings are idiotic jerkoff wastes of time, 99% of the time.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 07:38 AM (NWiLs)

862 856 849 843 Don't forget
Today is Friday the 13th!!

--

National Jason Vorhees Day!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 13, 2019 07:38 AM (JoUsr)

863 So what, precisely, is the difference between grift and graft?

Posted by: Warai-otoko
________

Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2019 07:38 AM (jh17W)

864 "Hey! Let's make it a lunch meeting, and waste even more of your time

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:35 AM (vd8XM) "




Used to work with a guy whose response to lunch meetings was to bring a loaf of bread, onion, and can of sardines, with paraphernalia, and have sardine-and-onion sammitches for lunch.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 13, 2019 07:38 AM (pkvuH)

865 (That went well.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2019 07:39 AM (jh17W)

866 854 We are? SMOD's finally going to hit?
Posted by: Insomniac

No, that's why we're all DOOMED
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:35 AM (vd8XM)

Dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2019 07:39 AM (NWiLs)

867 The crowd, though, knows Joe is old and feeble - and they took it as an attack on his age. And went "oooooh"
__________________

Castro said "you can't even remember what you just said two minutes ago?"

It was a dig at his age (and his feeble-mindedness). That's why the audience oooohed. Dims aren't supposed to be pointing out in public that 76-yo Biden often misspeaks and suffers memory lapses, and appears to have symptoms of either dementia or Alzheimers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 07:39 AM (k4dH2)

868 Mornin' Horde. I see last night's debate was as useful as its predecessors. Looks like the Democrats' id is firmly in control.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Nonservapunk at September 13, 2019 07:40 AM (D5yyd)

869 853 Some Democrat candidate is going to come out of the closet to try and set himself ahead of the pack with 1.5% of the population before it's over.

--

Can you imagine their respective "teams" trying to brainstorm how to stand out in that crowd of lunatics? How to out-lunatic the other. Just what whackadoo Socialist ideas they can propose and pull out of their arses that hasn't been thought up yet? Must be a hoot.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 13, 2019 07:35 AM (JoUsr)

kill live babies
nope coonman beat us
close ICE
the squad has that covered
Medicare to illegals
The Old Jew and Injun on it
Bigger SS checks
Liawatha got that in the Chinaman is givin away $1000
well fuck
Nope that Betoffs line

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2019 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

870 The Democrats are running on "We're going to outlaw everything that makes America America."

The Republicans are running on "Hey, at least we're not as bad as the Democrats".

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2019 07:40 AM (sdi6R)

871 JJ is nood.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2019 07:41 AM (0LxiW)

872 Castro said that...?

Well OK. Guess all that Lefty preaching about respect and inclusiveness is bull.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at September 13, 2019 07:41 AM (Rk2Ph)

873 'African American Vernacular English'
Yo sannuk wuz deekin de doot wit Bernie Sanders

Posted by: CardiBee at September 13, 2019 07:41 AM (Tnijr)

874 Huey Long is the quintessential Democrat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2019 07:42 AM (oVJmc)

875 Castro said "you can't even remember what you just said two minutes ago?"

It was a dig at his age (and his feeble-mindedness). That's why the audience oooohed. Dims aren't supposed to be pointing out in public that 76-yo Biden often misspeaks and suffers memory lapses, and appears to have symptoms of either dementia or Alzheimers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 07:39 AM (k4dH2)


I saw it differently.

He HAD just said what Castro said he said, and he was lying right to Castro's face about it. Like he does, because he is Joe Biden.

And unlike Paul Ryan, Castro wasn't having it. He called it out. I don't think he meant to go after Joe on his age, he was just frustrated that Biden was bald-face lying.


Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2019 07:42 AM (ZfRYq)

876 So what, precisely, is the difference between grift and graft?

Posted by: Warai-otoko
________

Grift is a swindle or a fraud (bunko). Graft is abuse of one's position (corruption). "Climate change" is both.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2019 07:43 AM (jh17W)

877 The Maytag repairman got a chuckle out of today's dailyLlimerick O' The Day at the daily Limerick Of The Day site today.

link in my nick.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2019 07:43 AM (m45I2)

878 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 13, 2019 07:46 AM (pkvuH)

879 Used to work with a guy whose response to lunch meetings was to bring a loaf of bread, onion, and can of sardines, with paraphernalia, and have sardine-and-onion sammitches for lunch.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I know JJ is Nood
I'm sorry I didn't think of the above as a solution to those meetings

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2019 07:46 AM (vd8XM)

880 I have believed that 1) meetings should only be held to solve problems and 2) an e-mail conversation should be one question and one answer.


My pet peeve is people who reply without, apparently, reading the email chain. Asking a question that was already answered.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2019 07:46 AM (yQpMk)

881
I saw it differently.
____________

Fair enough. Peoples' perceptions of the same event differ. I'm just with the "oooohing" crowd on this one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2019 07:46 AM (k4dH2)

882 Wow; hyper response threat in just 10 minutes

Posted by: IanDeal at September 13, 2019 07:49 AM (vgGyZ)

883 Reading "Make No Mistake: The GOP is losing Texas" left me with a sick feeling in my gut.
.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2019 08:31 AM (wiXsO)

884 King Kirby had it all figured out 40+ years ago.

Posted by: Chris W at September 13, 2019 10:28 AM (slf9T)

885 This is the DNC and the United Nations were looking at here beware

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 13, 2019 06:48 PM (wGqjj)

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