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The Morning Rant
"So there's this African American blues musician named Daryl Davis who you have to admire. He seeks out white supremacists to talk to, and by white supremacists, I mean actual white supremacists, not the fake news white supremacists, which are basically everybody who doesn't toe the latest 'woke' party line. No, Davis will talk to KKK guys, and he's even convinced some of them to hang up their hoods and quit the Klan. Davis also speaks to other extremist groups because he wants, as he says, quote to bring some reconciliation amongst different ideological groups to reduce violence and racism and bring about a sense of normalcy and civility among my fellow Americans, unquote. "So I think he's a good man doing good work. But recently he was invited to speak at a conference in Philadelphia which purpose it was to reduce racism antisemitism and violence. And guess who lined up outside to protest? "It was, get this, Antifa. Yes, I know you're all wearing your shocked faces right now, but they got all mad, screamed at Davis and everything, and even called him a white supremacist. Which, according to his description of the incident he posted on Instagram, he thought was pretty funny. The conference organizers invited Antifa to come inside and take part in the conversation, but they refused. Isn't that a hoot? The KKK guys and the white nationalist/separatists/supremacists, whom we are told are the Absolute Worst People Who Have Ever Existed In The History of the Entire Universe, are nonetheless willing to talk to a black guy, and the dialog got to the point where some of them actually changed their minds. But not the lily white soy boys of Antifa. Oh no, they've constructed a bubble that is pretty much impermeable. They don't want anything to do with actually talking to anyone else, all they want to do is yell, break things, and throw stuff at people. So remember this the next time that simpering fredo Chris Cuomo or any of the other imbecilic talking heads on CNN or MSNBC defends them. Because they can't get it through their tiny little pea brains that just because they say they're anti-fascist, it doesn't mean they're anti-fascist." (h/t baldilocks)
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"Vote For Me and I Will Destroy America" Is Probably Not A Winning Campaign Slogan:
On my first day as president, I will sign an executive order that puts a total moratorium on all new fossil fuel leases for drilling offshore and on public lands. And I will ban fracking—everywhere.
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) September 6, 2019
Who Dis:
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For the 'Ettes:
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Friday's celebs: Actress Claire Trevor and also Hoagy Carmichael, who were together in the film Johnny Angel (1945).
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Italian Meatball Sub Sandwiches:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Off the reservation at September 09, 2019 11:18 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 09, 2019 11:18 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 09, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:19 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 09, 2019 11:19 AM (PbH71)
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Everywhere? Even in Canada?
Is she promising to invade Canada?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: pep at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)
There you go!
Yeah, we rewatched GQ this weekend with friends who had never seen it. It never gets old.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:21 AM (+aReV)
Posted by: Islam's Faith Tradition at September 09, 2019 11:21 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 11:21 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)
and that's Reese Withoutherspoon...
and i'll take those meatball subs for lunch please and thank you...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 09, 2019 11:22 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:22 AM (KZzsI)
*looks down at lilly-white dress shirt*
Sadly, I will not be having a meatball sub today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2019 11:22 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2019 11:22 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Surfperch, wanting the entirety of his cake at September 09, 2019 11:22 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 09, 2019 11:23 AM (wuflq)
Posted by: Vic at September 09, 2019 11:23 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2019 11:23 AM (JFO2v)
It really is.
This should be a bigger story.
Except they are in the habit of labeling non-white conservatives/Trump-supports/anyone not progressive as "white nationalists."
They've worn that label out faster than "racist," which is quite a feat.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:23 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: pep at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM (T6t7i)
Yes.
The trick is to make it hard without making it impossible, and I don't think I do a very good job at that. Most of the 'who dis' celebs are identified within the first 10 comments or so.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:23 AM (+aReV)
Posted by: Hawaiian judge #12 at September 09, 2019 11:23 AM (aKsyK)
You can't leave the meatballs whole and put them on a Wedge. It just doesn't work.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:23 AM (ViZFb)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2019 11:23 AM (so+oy)
*looks down at lilly-white dress shirt*
Sadly, I will not be having a meatball sub today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
The shirt can come off momentarily.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2019 11:24 AM (6NpxV)
Posted by: Vic at September 09, 2019 11:24 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
She doesn't even need to issue one to do it. Just ring me up.
Posted by: Judge Kamehameaha at September 09, 2019 11:24 AM (0yxK0)
Very funny, and all of the actors do a great job - one imagines they were having fun while filming.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:24 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 11:24 AM (ifgto)
The conference organizers invited Antifa to come inside and take part in the conversation, but they refused.
Well, they would have had to doff their masks, wouldn't they? And such brave heroes cannot be expected to doff their masks as they as the source of their "bravery".
#pantyfa
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 11:25 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Someguy at September 09, 2019 11:25 AM (4i8PS)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at September 09, 2019 11:25 AM (B06Zw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Double the cheese. It ain't good if it ain't gooey.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2019 11:25 AM (6NpxV)
Posted by: Roy at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (0yxK0)
Posted by: trapper's girl at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (ZHDLP)
*looks down at lilly-white dress shirt*
Sadly, I will not be having a meatball sub today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
If you drop a meatball, just say you were going for the modern art look.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (k76MH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (ifgto)
Posted by: Vic at September 09, 2019 11:24 AM (mpXpK)
Of course they would. Classifying them as terrorists would put their financiers in the crosshairs.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (J+mig)
*looks down at lilly-white dress shirt*
Sadly, I will not be having a meatball sub today.
Pro Tip : Get a good grip and don't let it go.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (ViZFb)
Very funny, and all of the actors do a great job - one imagines they were having fun while filming.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)
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I want to visit the alternate universe where they got the original Star Trek cast in that movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (iikV8)
Anybody can make a meatball sub.
But it took America to make the BLT.
In all it's glory.
Posted by: Islam's Faith Tradition at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (cqNba)
I dont know about you guys but how great would it be to have an extra set of arms! Think of all the fun you could have at the gun range - perhaps target and skeet at the same time?
Posted by: Ookie at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (5ZE/l)
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (ViZFb)
Personal integrity doesn't make one a chump
Yeah, it does. It really does.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ookie at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (5ZE/l)
Go on...
Posted by: Professor X at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (k76MH)
Eating a meatball sub.
1) Take clothes off
2) Sit on plastic sheet
3) Eat sub
4) Shower
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (ifgto)
same step a great first date
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (JFO2v)
These people are dangerously stupid.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM
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No.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at September 09, 2019 11:28 AM (B06Zw)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 09, 2019 11:28 AM (FiUMj)
A Third Tenderloin?
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:28 AM (ViZFb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:28 AM (KZzsI)
I just don't know pop culture.
and I don't know if lizzy could ban fracking, maybe on public lands. but I dont' see how she could do it on private lands, well other that (D) reasons...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 09, 2019 11:28 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Vic at September 09, 2019 11:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: trapper's girl at September 09, 2019 11:28 AM (ZHDLP)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM
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No.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (JUOKG)
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Who's going to stop her?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (VJwwI)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM
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No.
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Chief Warren fancies herself a queen.
Of course she couldn't do this, nor would she. But I'm glad she is saying it.
The left is beyond regulating stuff, they just want to ban it. I appreciate the honesty.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (sX1BW)
https://www.criterion.com/films/28891-war-and-peace
I shall watch the first half of this while Dolley watches whatever Bachelor show is on Monday nights right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (iikV8)
to have an extra set of arms! Think of all the fun you could have at
the gun range - perhaps target and skeet at the same time?
Posted by: Ookie
It sounds good, sure, but they somehow forget to tell you about the whole turning blue thing. OTOH, Destroyer of Worlds.
Posted by: Shiva at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (T6t7i)
These people are dangerously stupid.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
Saudi raised the target for oil about 12% and cutting production about 10%. Every Dem is swearing allegiance to ME kings and rulers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (kLnFp)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (mvenn)
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"Place the whole thing in your mouth at once. Easy."
-Cory Booker
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (iikV8)
"...it is possible that patients will end up with unplanned genetic mutations."
The Chinese are working on it. As I said, it takes communists to unleash a massive catastrophe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (ifgto)
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Miklos, pre-prandial at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)
The Grip.
You need to grab it once,and never let go, near the opposite end of your bite. keeping the wedge closed.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (ViZFb)
The dude is apparently Patrick Breen, another person I have no familiarity with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (YB89a)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM
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No.
Yes.
Posted by: The Hawaiian Ultra-Supreme Court at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (Z1eux)
I thought I had somehow wandered into a dating service.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Shiva
Also, multiple genitals. George Washington, FTW!
Posted by: pep at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM
It's a tax.
Posted by: John Roberts at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Quagmire at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (0D+GD)
I dont know about you guys but how great would it be to have an extra set of arms!
Dress shirt prices double.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (ifgto)
Posted by: Roy at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (0yxK0)
They don't strike me as nearly contemplative or deep thinking as Mike Tyson.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (jp0Bv)
Here's some more Blues Power, live from Albert King -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyVhBfIFbiQ
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (HaL55)
Uhm Ok, let's become energy independent so we don't have to rely on Middle Eastern oil
2010s: We become energy independent
Democrats 2019: We need to ban oil production here and start buying it from Iraq!!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj)
Funny to watch.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (ViZFb)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)
There you go!
Yeah, we rewatched GQ this weekend with friends who had never seen it. It never gets old.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:21 AM (+aReV)
By Grabthar's hammer...what savings.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (ViZFb)
TWSS
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (8D42x)
You need to grab it once,and never let go, near the opposite end of your bite. keeping the wedge closed.
Posted by: garrett
******
So basically a stranglehold?
Definitely going to need a straw in your drink in that case.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
I guess the President is a dictator now. Must have happened while I was asleep.
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (xjiRE)
Personal integrity doesn't make one a chump
Yeah, it does. It really does.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
My first rule is that once the other party has broken faith, my obligation is ended.
My second rule is to not fully trust anybody until they've proved themselves worthy on multiple occasions. Every scoundrel can talk a good game, walking the walk is something else.
My third rule is to never lend anybody more than $5.00 the first time you lend them money. If you give someone $5.00 and never see them again, it was money well spent.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Thanks - I didn't think so.
I'm kinda amazed at how often these candidates are saying things that are so obviously unconstitutional. For example, Kamala pledging that she'd demand Congress ban guns in X days or she'd go around them with an EO.
Do they have not conception of how tyrannical that would be?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
Uhm Ok, let's become energy independent so we don't have to rely on Middle Eastern oil
2010s: We become energy independent
Democrats 2019: We need to ban oil production here and start buying it from Iraq!!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj)
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"I don't know what you're talking about. History started in 2016 when Literally Hitler became president."
-Progressive
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Quint at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (n13/j)
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I'm guessing the voters will.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (sX1BW)
Fine. But assuming they don't. She (or any Dem) will signs EOs banning all sorts of shit, and no judge will say a peep.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (FiUMj)
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I'm banning that too.
- Chief Warren
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
I guess the President is a dictator now. Must have happened while I was asleep.
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (xjiRE)
ancient tribal tradition
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)
He came over a rise and saw firelight. It was a Klan rally. Hooded klansmen came up to the bus and asked, what you boys doin' out here, and he told them about needing directions. "Where's Fats Domino?" they asked. "He's gone up ahead." So they sent a couple of klansmen, in uniform, to guide them up to the road, and told him "When you see the fat man, give him our best."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (8ZmvG)
Yep. That first grab is your only chance to get it right.
Try and switch your grip and it will just spiral out of control.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:33 AM (ViZFb)
51 The Democrats love to claim that things like climate change and obesity are national security issues
Are they truly against obesity? After all, to do so would be to fat shame a substantial portion of their "body positivity"-embracing base of voters.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2019 11:34 AM (pNxlR)
Nah - Best one you can find will be in Lower Westchester County, NY.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:34 AM (ViZFb)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
"I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:34 AM (+aReV)
Posted by: Shiva
Also, multiple genitals. George Washington, FTW!
Posted by: pep at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (T6t7i)
I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (mvenn)
Wear a floor length lobster bib and you won't care.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (VJZgq)
Ex post facto anyone?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (JUOKG)
The "march" consisted of perhaps 30 people who were outnumbered by protesters by about 30 to 1. It was a hoot and, if memory serves, the cameramen tried their best to keep from showing actual numbers but, it just wasn't possible.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (VJwwI)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
"I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:34 AM (+aReV)
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What makes me love this movie isn't the funnies (of which there are many), but the scene where Alexander Dayne watches his alien friend die. It's so great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (iikV8)
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I don't buy that. There would be plenty of lawsuits, and Trump's court packing would come in handy.
But why leave it up to the judges.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (sX1BW)
North End of Boston would like a word with you.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 11:36 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (VJwwI)
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Actually shutting them down did wonders for Obama's legacy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:36 AM (iikV8)
His misery is so palpable there, you can tell he just would almost rather die than say that line one more time. Almost
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:36 AM (KZzsI)
Ex post facto anyone?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (JUOKG)
right here in Hoiston
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2019 11:36 AM (JFO2v)
-Cory Booker
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:30 AM (iikV
From my book, "Eating T-Bone, and Other Meats"
Posted by: Cory Booker at September 09, 2019 11:36 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:37 AM (ViZFb)
The Democrats love to claim that things like climate change and obesity are national security issues
Considering how many Democratic voters I see that have their own gravitational fields, they should start there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 11:37 AM (ifgto)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 09, 2019 11:37 AM (PQRcz)
Ah, I finally got War and Peace in the mail:
Ernie Kovacs reads War and Peace:
https://youtu.be/LmHVa58W1mA
Posted by: Hawaiian judge #12 at September 09, 2019 11:37 AM (aKsyK)
If you want to imagine interesting times lets say the ban is on all Federal land in these red states and the states then refuse to comply or allow the BLM to enforce the ban. I can see such a thing being "The Spark".
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at September 09, 2019 11:37 AM (B06Zw)
I'm thinking the actual Wall Street commies and lefties were none too happy that their comrades were calling them out for actually making money, so The Left's research department decided to rebrand their shock troops.
Posted by: Boots at September 09, 2019 11:37 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 11:37 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (ViZFb)
Nah - Best one you can find will be in Lower Westchester County, NY.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:34 AM (ViZFb)
And that, Judge, is when the fight started.
Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Vladimir Dis'putin at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (/cUA2)
Posted by: Miklos, with your morning chuckle at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
"I see you managed to get your shirt off."
"Well... that... was a hell of a thing."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (7s3Gx)
Let's see... pen and phone, so...
How's the Hawaiian judiciary these days?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (iikV
I want to visit the universe where it wasn't a movie and actually happened to the original Star Trek cast.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (J+mig)
Ex post facto anyone?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (JUOKG)
Don't get your hopes up, kid.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge, Deep in the Heart of Texas at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (l1sdS)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:21 AM (+aReV)
I've heard it argued that the Star Trek Even Numbered Movie theory holds... if you consider Galaxy Quest a Star Trek movie.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 09, 2019 11:39 AM (wCmLp)
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:39 AM (ViZFb)
Ex post facto anyone?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (JUOKG)
right here in Hoiston
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2019 11:36 AM
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I thought I hear the news guy say it was Grayson County. Guess I misheard them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 11:39 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 09, 2019 11:39 AM (T9rmq)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 09, 2019 11:39 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:21 AM (+aReV)
I've heard it argued that the Star Trek Even Numbered Movie theory holds... if you consider Galaxy Quest a Star Trek movie.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 09, 2019 11:39 AM (wCmLp)
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It's bunk.
1 and 3 are good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:39 AM (iikV8)
Again?
How many times has this happened now, LOL?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: An Observation at September 09, 2019 11:40 AM (7tHh+)
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*looks at meatball sub*
*looks down at lilly-white dress shirt*
Sadly, I will not be having a meatball sub today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2019 11:22 AM
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Tie the tablecloth around your neck like a bib.
Posted by: irright at September 09, 2019 11:40 AM (aSKRB)
That's one new tradition I hope does not take.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 11:40 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:40 AM (ViZFb)
But why leave it up to the judges.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:35 AM (sX1BW)
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This is where we, as a nation, went wrong.
It used to be the legislature would do their job and make sure what they were doing was actually constitutional. But, then the supreme arbiters of all that is constitutional was somehow given the power to make that decisions, thereby neutering congress and allowing all manner of mischief to become law.
On top of that, courts have decided it is within their purview to decide one way or another on a law, rather than simply telling Congress the law is so poorly written, they cannot adjudicate it, thereby kicking the law back to Congress for another try.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at September 09, 2019 11:40 AM (qC1Sy)
Again?
How many times has this happened now, LOL?
Posted by: Lizzy
And, per the discussion in the Art Thread, they will learn nothing from it.
Posted by: pep at September 09, 2019 11:40 AM (T6t7i)
What an awesome kid, though. Makes me almost like a Met.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (ViZFb)
total moratorium on all new fossil fuel leases for drilling offshore
and on public lands. And I will ban fracking everywhere.
- Lieawatha
OK, then what? How will you deal with millions of angry voters who can't get gasoline even if they could afford it because you've cut off the supply? That would happen inside of one week. How will they get their kids to school? Go get groceries? Go to work? Do just about anything? That's the future you want for the rest of us? Really?
And those people will notice that you're still being chauffeured around.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: ROBERTS at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:36 AM (KZzsI)
"The show... must go on."
"Damn you."
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (+aReV)
Posted by: An Observation at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (7tHh+)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)
I knew their faces, and the movie link, but had no idea what their names were.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (xPJvm)
That's one new tradition I hope does not take.
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I do not understand why that is a thing.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: red speck at September 09, 2019 11:41 AM (6Krd7)
Personal integrity doesn't make one a chump
Yeah, it does. It really does.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
My first rule is that once the other party has broken faith, my obligation is ended.
My second rule is to not fully trust anybody until they've proved themselves worthy on multiple occasions. Every scoundrel can talk a good game, walking the walk is something else.
My third rule is to never lend anybody more than $5.00 the first time you lend them money. If you give someone $5.00 and never see them again, it was money well spent.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (J+mig)
Those are pretty good rules. Personal integrity - or what we get taught is personal integrity - just means getting rolled over and over again.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (YB89a)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
"I see you managed to get your shirt off."
"Well... that... was a hell of a thing."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (7s3Gx)
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Whoever wrote that episode should be killed!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (iB1oa)
>>Arctic tours ship MS MALMO with 16 passengers on board got stuck
in ice on Sep 3 off Longyearbyen, Svalbard Archipelago, halfway between
Norway and North Pole. The ship is on Arctic tour with Climate Change
documentary film team, and tourists, concerned with Climate Change and
melting Arctic ice."
Again?
How many times has this happened now, LOL?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)
How can this be? We've had the warmest months on record EVAH!! All the arctic ice has melted (so we've been told). Should have left the passengers on the ship. Let them see up close and personal that mother nature doesn't suffer fools.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (N39Ws)
He does seem like a good kid and he's strong as, well, a polar bear. He doesn't just hit home runs he hits bombs.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (ZLI7S)
On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
It rolled out the door
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 11:43 AM (YB89a)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (iB1oa)
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Asshole alert:
FIFY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:43 AM (iikV8)
That whole sequence is great, "Well SCREW THIS" (except she clearly said something else, but its funnier that way).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:43 AM (KZzsI)
It's ACORNs all the way down.
Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2019 11:43 AM (g0Lfb)
I'm thinking the actual Wall Street commies and lefties were none too happy that their comrades were calling them out for actually making money, so The Left's research department decided to rebrand their shock troops.
Posted by: Boots at September 09, 2019 11:37 AM (oGBso)
Code Pink and the Austin Repub Convention Bombers are they same group and same funding
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2019 11:44 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)
OK, then what? How will you deal with millions of angry voters who can't get gasoline even if they could afford it because you've cut off the supply? That would happen inside of one week. How will they get their kids to school? Go get groceries? Go to work? Do just about anything? That's the future you want for the rest of us? Really?
She'll just blame the oil companies. Progs never take responsibility for anything, ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2019 11:44 AM (ifgto)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (mvenn)
Hold it at the back with your off-hand, squeezing just enough to keep the contents in. Hold from the bottom with your dominant hand. Eat open-side up. Accidents will still happen, use a few napkins to make a bib, or lean forward to that the spills hit the table instead of you.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:44 AM (J+mig)
Yeah the bump stock thing sounds like one of those prosecutor specials where they pile on 87 charges just to get the victim, er, defendant to surrender.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:44 AM (KZzsI)
melting Arctic ice."
Again?
How many times has this happened now, LOL?
Posted by: Lizzy
How can this be? We've had the warmest months on record EVAH!! All the arctic ice has melted (so we've been told). Should have left the passengers on the ship. Let them see up close and personal that mother nature doesn't suffer fools.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
I would have left them. Tell them we'll mount a rescue expedition come spring.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (6NpxV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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Need to use more fabric softener
Posted by: FrodoB at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (i5RAz)
That whole sequence is great, "Well SCREW THIS" (except she clearly said something else, but its funnier that way).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:43 AM (KZzsI)
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It was written as an R, for some reason. I think it was viewed as more of a drama than a comedy at the beginning and then morphed more fully into a comedy the further into the process they went.
Which, I think, goes to show the strength of dramatic tenets in comedy. Galaxy Quest is helped greatly by the fact that it works dramatically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (iikV8)
get Cannibal Bob up there!
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (mmAcL)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (YB89a)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:36 AM (iikV
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Yeah, I had thought of that as well but am not as knowledgeable to what extent he did that.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cancel #ErasureCulture at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (VJwwI)
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Well, fine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 11:46 AM (aKsyK)
If you go back to the early reporting from NYT, WaPo and other leftwing organizations in early 2017 they were claiming that Brennan had been using a high level Russia source with access to Putin to brief Obama and come up with their claim that Russia and Putin in particular had interfered in the 2016 election.
If the CIA has actually had this guy since 2017 then they know what really happened with Russia and have for over 2 years now.
Ignore the CNN spin.
https://tinyurl.com/y37duahl
Maybe Barr really will get to the beginning of the Russia collusion scam.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (gmo/4)
Do they think that people would actually put up with their bullshit for more than about five minutes? Do they really disregard the massive backlash that their imbecilic Progressive ideas would cause?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55)
I would have left them. Tell them we'll mount a rescue expedition come spring.
Posted by: rickb223
But give them an account of the HMS Terror to read and pass the time.
Posted by: Miklos, ever helpful at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (QzkSJ)
meatball sandwich (like the one pictured) without having the meatballs
fall out either the back end or the side?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:29 AM (mvenn)
Hold it at the back with your off-hand, squeezing just enough to
keep the contents in. Hold from the bottom with your dominant hand.
Eat open-side up. Accidents will still happen, use a few napkins to
make a bib, or lean forward to that the spills hit the table instead of
you.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:44 AM
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You do it the same way that you eat spaghetti in Navy Summer Whites.....you don't do it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (JUOKG)
Army Of Darkness was similar iirc. the producers forced Raimi and Campbell to add more one liners and a whole different ending. the producers were right.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (mmAcL)
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Another argument against our civil code and why the common law is far superior. Charge them with the crime actually committed.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (sX1BW)
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh-- I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I??!! DO I??!! FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M "CREWMAN #6"! [puts his head on Gwen's shoulder and cries] Mommy! Mommy!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: HA at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (MAstk)
I want to visit the alternate universe where they got the original Star Trek cast in that movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019
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Yeah, but in that universe James Dean lived through his accident, played James Bond, and destroyed the franchise for good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (ClOmq)
That we *should* win.
Posted by: HA at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (MAstk)
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Man, hate crimes are gonna go through the roof.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (iikV8)
what we get taught is personal integrity - just means getting rolled
over and over again.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #109- Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (9Om/r)
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How can this be? We've had the warmest months on record EVAH!! All the arctic ice has melted (so we've been told). Should have left the passengers on the ship. Let them see up close and personal that mother nature doesn't suffer fools.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM
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The oceans have overtopped the Appalachians and Sierras and are moving toward the Rockies. Won't someone please think of the Colorado children???
Posted by: irright at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (aSKRB)
Posted by: Miklos, ever helpful at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (QzkSJ)
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Or Fridjof Nansen and the Fram.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (iB1oa)
So... next ship to get stuck in the ice and need rescuing, then
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (KZzsI)
Which is as they say- "too bad".
Posted by: Marcus White-T at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (VpIIl)
That's how Democrats work.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (FiUMj)
I want to visit the alternate universe where they got the original Star Trek cast in that movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019
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Yeah, but in that universe James Dean lived through his accident, played James Bond, and destroyed the franchise for good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (ClOmq)
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In the multi-verse, there is a universe where everything up to the production of Galaxy Quest is exactly the same as what happens here except they got all of the Star Trek cast.
If you hit the James Dean as Bond universe, you've gone too far. Make a U-turn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (iikV8)
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh-- I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I??!! DO I??!! FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M "CREWMAN #6"! [puts his head on Gwen's shoulder and cries] Mommy! Mommy!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:47 AM (KZzsI)
Fantastic scene.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (NWiLs)
Translation: "I'm going to make gasoline and heating fuel prices go up. Way up."
If the GOPe were competent, honest, and/or sane, they'd already be cutting commercials to that effect.
Unfortunately, they are none of those.
Posted by: 10 Million Penises in TV Land at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (cB5if)
Indeed. It's one of multiple charges. "Ajay Dhingra" is charged w/a slew of weapons violations and threats.
He seems nice.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 09, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)
good news, Israel; God just picked you as his favourite people!
bad news... about that God guy.. . .
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 09, 2019 11:50 AM (mmAcL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:26 AM (iikV
Galaxy Quest. Best Star Trek movie of all. There is also the resentment that the other actors feel for the Commander that is a statement about the literal hatred the 2nd teamers felt for Shatner..
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 09, 2019 11:50 AM (VJZgq)
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If only the carbon footprint created to take this excursion had actually raised the temperature.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:50 AM (sX1BW)
Submission for the @MemeWorldDOTcom Contest for American Priority 2019 @AmericanP2019
https://tinyurl.com/y5mcpyv5
Posted by: Tami at September 09, 2019 11:51 AM (cF8AT)
Unfortunately, they are none of those.
Posted by: 10 Million Penises in TV Land at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (cB5if)
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The GOP is too busy trying to impeach Trump.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 09, 2019 11:51 AM (FiUMj)
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I agree. In my experience, death always makes much funnier.
Posted by: Vladimir Dis'putin at September 09, 2019 11:51 AM (EXUbB)
Already "rescued" by chopper flights then long flights back to Norway.
The crew is staying w/the ship until an icebreaker can free it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Already "rescued" by chopper flights then long flights back to Norway.
The crew is staying w/the ship until an icebreaker can free it.
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That's a big carbon footprint
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:52 AM (sX1BW)
I thought I had somehow wandered into a dating service.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019
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I thought Elaine wanted The Big Salad.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 11:52 AM (ClOmq)
what we get taught is personal integrity - just means getting rolled over and over again.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #109- Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (9Om/r)
That's brilliant. I need to see if anybody ever compiled those.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:52 AM (J+mig)
*looks down at lilly-white dress shirt*
Sadly, I will not be having a meatball sub today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2019 11:22 AM
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Clemenza: Leave the bun, eat the meatballi (with a fork)
Posted by: WisRich at September 09, 2019 11:52 AM (G0vdT)
Actually seems pretty smart. I dunno if the graphic novel did this or whether it is original to the movie franchise.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2019 11:53 AM (9VeU0)
I thought I had somehow wandered into a dating service.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019
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I thought Elaine wanted The Big Salad.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 11:52 AM (ClOmq)
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No, lobster bisque.
Posted by: WisRich at September 09, 2019 11:53 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:52 AM (J+mig)
Yes they did.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2019 11:53 AM (9Om/r)
Heirloom meat will become a thing? We do heirloom fruits and veg, so you can get the original juiciness without the modified genetic tinkering. Why not with cows, pigs, chickens, etc.
Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 11:54 AM (hvf9s)
what we get taught is personal integrity - just means getting rolled
over and over again.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #109- Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2019 11:48 AM (9Om/r)
Sounds about right. How much gold-pressed latinum do I owe for the advice?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (iikV
Everything about GQ just... works. All of the different pieces just fit into place beautifully and it just... works. I'm not sure how to define what I mean. I think that even the people who made the movie are probably amazed how well it turned out.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:54 AM (+aReV)
Won't someone please think of the Colorado children???
Posted by: irright
They're Rocky Mountain high.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2019 11:54 AM (aKsyK)
So... next ship to get stuck in the ice and need rescuing, then
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Okay, so the funny here is, I kid you not, two weeks ago fauxca haunt us was speeching about the global warmishnish and said : Why should the US Coast Guard get new Ice breakers . . .
Posted by: Vladimir Dis'putin at September 09, 2019 11:55 AM (UnTFD)
Actually seems pretty smart. I dunno if the graphic novel did this or whether it is original to the movie franchise.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2019 11:53 AM (9VeU0)
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I love the feel of it.
Grungy WWI. Rasputin.
Ray Fiennes.
I really enjoy the first two, and I think this one could be the same kind of fun but with "history" to texturize it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:55 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)
I weep a little. I'm in my eighth year gluten free and gluten free buns are horrible..
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM (mvenn)
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For our new territory - Greenland
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: 10 Million Penises in TV Land
In the middle of January.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM (wHJ0y)
You can find all about it on the Internet.
To call them fascists themselves is a mistake. Fascism actually implies some level of organization. They're violent anarchists, shock troops for a violent collectivist takeover. If there actually was a complete collectivist takeover, they would probably get the treatment that the old Bolsheviks got from Lenin and Stalin....a bullet to the brain in the basement of the Lubyanka, because they would now be disposable and a threat to the New Order.
In my humble opinion, they should be shot. Shoot enough of them, and they rest will run away and hide. And then there is their more militant and armed wing, the John Brown Society. They should be shot too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Miklos, with your morning chuckle at September 09, 2019 11:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Latest update: the crew has been devoured by hundreds of endangered-and-almost-extinct polar bears.
Posted by: Roy at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM (0yxK0)
the part where Justin Long has to take out the garbage before he can finish helping the crew is friggin' hilarious.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM (xPJvm)
do they bury them in permafrost? Or did they bury them when it was warmer, and it's now frozen? In any case ... they are liars ... this we know.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2019 11:57 AM (Cus5s)
Sad that they never replace the "Wind" class
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019
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Unfortunately, that's the universe where Richard Burton starred in Animal House as Otter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: OregonMuse
They didn't take themselves too seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2019 11:58 AM (wHJ0y)
Brandon: Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
Brandon's Mom: Uh, all right, dinner's at seven.
[Brandon exits. Mom turns to a dubious Dad]
Brandon's Mom: Well, he's outside.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 09, 2019 11:58 AM (7s3Gx)
Also, I thought Johnny Angel was a 1962 hit song by Shelley Fabares.
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 09, 2019 11:58 AM (F1s01)
Visited Goblin Valley a few years ago, where they filmed the rock monster scene in GQ. A remote, beautiful little valley with all those crazy hoodoo formations. Worth a road trip. The San Rafael part of Utah, where it is located, is gorgeous.
Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:45 AM (iikV
Everything about GQ just... works. All of the different pieces just fit into place beautifully and it just... works. I'm not sure how to define what I mean. I think that even the people who made the movie are probably amazed how well it turned out.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:54 AM (+aReV)
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There's definitely a lightning in a bottle quality to it. Script, cast, humor all combine together really well in sometimes unexpected ways (Tim Allen? seriously?)
However, I just have to maintain that the fact that characters have arcs, there's a clear plot, and the fact that the character's arcs interact really well with the plot to highlight thematic ideas is what really makes the movie work. It's dramatically very sound.
Just the funnies is enough to get you through a screening. The fact that these are likable characters who overcome well defined challenges is what really drives replay value.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 09, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)
Probably smiles just like bluebell just before the shiv goes in.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (+aReV)
the part where Justin Long has to take out the garbage before he can finish helping the crew is friggin' hilarious.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM (xPJvm)
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So many great bits in this movie.
One of my favorite scenes is the gang taking the ship out of space dock for the first time.
Posted by: WisRich at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (G0vdT)
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Meh. Barky said pretty much the same thing to the yawn of the country. He was reelected. People are either woefully uninformed, grossly ignorant about how things work...or both.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 11:52 AM (J+mig)
Yes they did.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2019 11:53 AM (9Om/r)
Way better advice than being "nice."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
They are anti-First Amendment. Because the thinking (?) with the left these days is that the First Amendment is old fashioned and shouldn't be applied to people you don't want to hear anything from so you claim they're full of hate and don't deserve to be heard.
But to do that you've got to also not allow them their First Amendment rights.
And that's where they come in. they're anti First Amendment for haters. (they get to define hate)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (cxIsI)
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 09, 2019
*
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'Twas, but it was also a film noir with George Raft.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
None, I'm not ferengi, I'm Huuumon. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)
And Doomsday starred as Major John Smith in Where Eagles Dare.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (YB89a)
*******
This Just Keeps Happening!... Ship Full of Global Warming Religionists Gets Stuck in Arctic Ice
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (BqBId)
It should be finished in time for them to close it down for the season.
Posted by: Tami at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)
Brandon: Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
Brandon's Mom: Uh, all right, dinner's at seven.
[Brandon exits. Mom turns to a dubious Dad]
Brandon's Mom: Well, he's outside.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
That could easily be a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (wHJ0y)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (6qErC)
However, I just have to maintain that the fact that characters have arcs, there's a clear plot, and the fact that the character's arcs interact really well with the plot to highlight thematic ideas is what really makes the movie work. It's dramatically very sound.
Just the funnies is enough to get you through a screening. The fact that these are likable characters who overcome well defined challenges is what really drives replay value.
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When most of what comes out of h wood is dreck, something decent, charming, and clever seems like a masterpiece in comparison.
Posted by: Vladimir Dis'putin at September 09, 2019 12:01 PM (C6xeQ)
Trump's chances are about the same as winning an Academy Award.
The organization is globalist, elitist and leftwing.
Even though he's done far more than Obama. Unprecedented dialogue, deployed troop reductions and not starting new wars or conflicts.
Posted by: HA at September 09, 2019 12:01 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 12:01 PM (ClOmq)
Personal integrity doesn't make one a chump
Yeah, it does. It really does.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:27 AM (NWiLs) *
*************
Sometimes it does. But it also makes it possible to look yourself in the mirror and not despise the person you see.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:02 PM (IBQUk)
Did you reel that dialog off from memory, or did you Google it?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 12:02 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Really? "Canucks" is a terrible stripper name.
Posted by: Miklos, of fixed opinions at September 09, 2019 12:02 PM (QzkSJ)
It should be finished in time for them to close it down for the season.
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They prolly got a deal on installation - slow season.
Posted by: discount shoppers at September 09, 2019 12:02 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 09, 2019 12:02 PM (SIP8o)
"The ship (malmo) is on Arctic tour with Climate Change documentary
film team, and tourists, concerned with Climate Change and melting
Arctic ice."
So... next ship to get stuck in the ice and need rescuing, then
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 11:49 AM (KZzsI)
The irony of all of the fossil fuel burned for them to go on their little "cruise" - compounded by the fuel used to rescue their sorry asses - is totally lost on them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2019 12:02 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 09, 2019 12:02 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:02 PM (IBQUk)
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Well said and my thoughts exactly.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at September 09, 2019 12:03 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 12:03 PM (YB89a)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (6qErC)
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Which Pole?
Posted by: Stanislaus, confused at September 09, 2019 12:03 PM (iB1oa)
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I'm guessing they will do something with the hopes of preventing Brexit, only to accelerate it.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 12:03 PM (sX1BW)
Que? If permafrost melts, then stuff sinks, not rises. Whoever said that is seriously stupid.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 12:03 PM (6qErC)
The coordinate with cops/mayors to demonstrate to their owned MinorityBase that leaving the plantation has consequences.
The WalkAway movement is real and gaining steam ... the real fascists are going violent to try to stop the movement their own fascism has caused. Under Obama, they got the power they long demanded, yet Obama sold them out. Trump is moving the needle ... the left is outraged ... "We Own Them ..."
Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2019 12:04 PM (Cus5s)
Robert Herring @RobHerring
31m
Today @OANN is filing a lawsuit against @maddow, @MSNBC & @comcast for defamation as well as anti-competitive censorship. #OANN
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 09, 2019 12:04 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 09, 2019 12:05 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 12:05 PM (YB89a)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 12:05 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
None, I'm not ferengi, I'm Huuumon. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2019 12:00 PM (9Om/r)
Heh. Well, if we ever meet IRL I'll buy you a beer.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
..
tHe SHip'S cApTaiN iS pAiD bY tHe oIl iNDusTrY.
Posted by: WOW at September 09, 2019 12:05 PM (MAstk)
The movie shows the French Quarter I knew 10-15 years later as a kid (hint: It was not a tourist trap or theme park then, but a rather run-down, inexpensive neighborhood). Part of the fun was looking for the locations, many of which have disappeared.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 09, 2019 12:05 PM (ClOmq)
Hah, that was me every morning when I started keto and saw the morning food porn. Most of them are carby torture. But now I'm at the point where I cam look at it and just grin and go on, or think up a way to make the food low carb. Not Today, Satan! XD
Was gluten free for years before keto, I feel you on the lack of good bread!
Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 12:06 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:06 PM (IBQUk)
Posted by: sunny-dee at September 09, 2019 12:07 PM (pID7O)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
Are you not a nice guy anymore?
I can't imagine you saying "aw, fuck it" and going on a multi-state crime spree.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 12:07 PM (+aReV)
...
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2019 11:53 AM (9VeU0)
Saw the trailers for both The King's Man and 1917 back-to-back in the theater a couple of weeks ago. The silly spy movie got the whole "ocean of mud" right, while the big budget historical movie had the British troops charging across a grassy meadow. It was obvious who was paying attention to what Passchendaele actually looked like and it wasn't the folks making the historical movie.
The juxtaposition completely killed my interest in seeing 1917.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 09, 2019 12:07 PM (YQ4mh)
So the Brits are screwed and Democracy has died there.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 09, 2019 12:08 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 09, 2019 12:08 PM (HaL55)
turn on the heater..gas is cheap
Posted by: DanMan at September 09, 2019 12:08 PM (XTiHL)
Exactly. It's not mean or snarky.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)
Be nice until it's time to stop being nice.
Did you learn nothing from Roadhouse?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 12:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:09 PM (IBQUk)
Be nice until it's time to stop being nice.
Did you learn nothing from Roadhouse?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 12:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Heh
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 09, 2019 12:09 PM (YB89a)
Horse manure! In the alternate reality if Lieawatha were to win she would pull the consummate political move and waffle. The correct translation of that statement is..."I will say anything to achieve my end game and you schmucks will believe me
Posted by: Sock Monkey...100% recycled materials at September 09, 2019 12:09 PM (GF84D)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2019 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 09, 2019 12:10 PM (BqBId)
well New Orleans had some floating coffins after Katrina
youtube.com/watch?v=jGYkA7HgKCU
Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2019 12:10 PM (Cus5s)
Yeah, the only part that didn't work as well is the climactic finale which kind of slouched into cliche, but the rest was terrific
We watched the 1950 noir-ish Elia Kazan film Panic in the Streets this weekend.
Great film. Got it as part of a Noir classics box set.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2019 12:10 PM (KZzsI)
The peace talks with the Koreas alone, and the photo ops of their leaders crossing the border and shaking hands, would get any other world leader fellated and slobbered over by the media. Can you imagine if Obama had arranged them? But it's Trump, so orange man bad.
Anyone who does the right thing with the sole goal to win awards and public accolades is doing it wrong. You gotta hope you just do the right thing, and history will eventually vindicate you.
Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2019 12:10 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: sunny-dee at September 09, 2019 12:07 PM (pID7O)
Yes. It juxtaposes silliness and sincerity very nicely and shows affection for its characters. Pretty rare.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
Are you not a nice guy anymore?
I can't imagine you saying "aw, fuck it" and going on a multi-state crime spree.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 09, 2019 12:07 PM (+aReV)
There's a looooot of space between constantly getting steamrolled by life and going all John Dillinger.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (uG8s8)
Legal Insurrection is up with a story about Lizzie Warden and Hillary keeping in contact these days. I wonder if Hillary is angling for the VP slot...and if Lizzie has considered the ramifications of being the only person on the planet standing between Hillary and the White House.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (IBQUk)
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For our new territory - Greenland
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 11:56 AM
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True story. At one point some years ago the Coast Guard said they didn't need any new ice breakers because of global warming. They let their ice breaking fleet dwindle to only two vessels, with only one being available at a time due to maintenance and parts issues. Congress and the obama administration were also partly to blame.
Now they are scrambling to build multiple new ones and it takes 10 years to build one.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (JUOKG)
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2019 11:53 AM (9Om/r)
Way better advice than being "nice."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
Being nice unconditionally is absolutely the worst advice you could ever give another human being. I wish I had realized that much earlier in life.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 12:12 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (uG8s
That could make a good comedy.
Posted by: Someguy at September 09, 2019 12:12 PM (y178e)
So the Brits are screwed and Democracy has died there.
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I've read that that approval is actually meaningless.
But I have never been able to figure out how England, GB, UK (whatever it is) works politically.
Like Frank Drebban, I find the idea of a Queen silly.
Posted by: SH at September 09, 2019 12:12 PM (sX1BW)
So I still dont trust Boris. Smoke and mirrors perhaps? Still hoping that he is with us
but I have to ask: Are there any men left in western civilization that will not betray us?
Posted by: Floridachick at September 09, 2019 12:12 PM (Ol2vK)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at September 09, 2019 12:12 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist
The BBC isn't reporting that.
Which they would, ecstatically.
Posted by: Miklos, not of Old Blighty at September 09, 2019 12:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Neither. Used the International Movie Database:
https://www.imdb.com
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 09, 2019 12:13 PM (7s3Gx)
...
Yeah, it does. It really does.[/l]
I can't follow this whole thread. Where does this twaddle come from? Integrity bad?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 12:13 PM (wzVKm)
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Yup. Plus the two summits and Kim stopping ICBM use and nuclear testing.
Who has topped that to deserve the prize?
Posted by: HA at September 09, 2019 12:13 PM (MAstk)
So the Brits are screwed and Democracy has died there.
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At least they don't have the electoral college!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2019 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (IBQUk)
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"America was stunned to learn of the death of President Warren, found after she had fallen over backwards onto a dozed salad forks."
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 09, 2019 12:14 PM (iB1oa)
Legal Insurrection is up with
a story about Lizzie Warden and Hillary keeping in contact these days. I
wonder if Hillary is angling for the VP slot...and if Lizzie has
considered the ramifications of being the only person on the planet
standing between Hillary and the White House.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM
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Not a chance in the universe that hillary would take the number two spot.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 12:14 PM (JUOKG)
I'm not laughin. Remember, old Mr "Necessarily Skyrocket" was unanimously elected to two terms as Emperor of The Universe.
"Can the President do that?"How the hell would she know. She's only a law prof at Harvard.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 09, 2019 12:14 PM (8ZmvG)
Also supporting Saudi Arabia new prince, who is quite the reformer (relatively speaking). Can you imagine how Obama - or any DC swamp creature POTUS - would have reacted when the prince through a bunch of the biggest DC wheeler-dealer Saudi royals in jail, particular these slimy Alwaleed bin Talal?! Everyone in DC abandoned them and inexplicably decided to back Qatar and Iran, while Trump has stuck with Saudi Arabia. Still not entirely trustworthy, but working to get better, such as human rights advances for women and working with Israel. Wild times
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
Then he headed across country to work. A hundred miles from his destination the truck just up and quit.
Four days and two disasters. Surely you're doing better than that.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:15 PM (IBQUk)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 09, 2019 12:12 PM (Ol2vK)
No -- with possible exception of Trump, who's a freak of nature, but not 100% sure yet on him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 09, 2019 12:16 PM (H8QX8)
At minimum, Warren cabinet would be populated with Hillary cronies and Hillary would be running a shadow government.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 12:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2019 12:14 PM (JUOKG)
****
You're sure about that? We saw how far she was willing to go with Mueller. What's a little more Arkancide if it gets you where you want to go?
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:18 PM (IBQUk)
Forget it. It's You - Know - Who.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 09, 2019 12:19 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2019 12:17 PM (bDqIh)
At minimum, Warren would last about six months.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:19 PM (IBQUk)
Insom, take heart. You are not alone. Neighbor's son bought a brand new
Ford diesel pickup last week. $70k. Two days after he got it he strafed
another vehicle with it. Removed a nice streak of paint.
Then he headed across country to work. A hundred miles from his destination the truck just up and quit.
Four days and two disasters. Surely you're doing better than that.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:15 PM (IBQUk)
So FORD does stand for Found On the Road Dead
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2019 12:20 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2019 12:13 PM (wzVKm)
When it becomes a straightjacket that gets exploited by your enemies and brings you nothing but grief, integrity can become a major liability.
The challenge is revising your rules in such a way that eliminate the exploitation without abandoning principle.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 09, 2019 12:23 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (uG8s
That could make a good comedy.
Posted by: Someguy
They already did. Falling Down with Michael Douglas.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2019 12:24 PM (wHJ0y)
Posted by: dw at September 09, 2019 12:48 PM (stPAM)
Posted by: Zarathustra at September 09, 2019 12:51 PM (0D+GD)
Legal Insurrection is up with a story about Lizzie Warden and Hillary keeping in contact these days. I wonder if Hillary is angling for the VP slot...and if Lizzie has considered the ramifications of being the only person on the planet standing between Hillary and the White House.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2019 12:11 PM (IBQUk)
*****
Every woman who's ever worked in an office full of women and every man, period, will vote for DJT.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 09, 2019 12:56 PM (SIP8o)
Posted by: Quagmire at September 09, 2019 11:31 AM (0D+GD)
Genitals Daily Examiner has it beat, hands down.
Posted by: Shifty at September 09, 2019 01:05 PM (XuBZu)
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