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Christine Blasey-Ford's Attorney: My Client Was Motivated to Make Claims Against Kavanaugh Partly to Protect Roe V. Wade
From John Sexton, quoting the Washington Examiner's Paul Bedard, who in turn quotes the lawyer and the book's author Ryan Lovelace:In April this year, [Blasye's lawyer] spoke at the University of Baltimore’s 11th Feminist Legal Theory Conference titled “Applied Feminism and #MeToo.” Lovelace secured a video of her address and provided a clip to Secrets… Katz said: "In the aftermath of these hearings, I believe that Christine's testimony brought about more good than the harm misogynist Republicans caused by allowing Kavanaugh on the court. We were going to have a conservative [justice] … elections have consequences, but he will always have an asterisk next to his name. When he takes a scalpel to Roe v. Wade, we will know who he is, we know his character, and we know what motivates him, and that is important; it is important that we know, and that is part of what motivated Christine." [The book's author] explained, "Ford's audience was not the Senate, as Katz had previously suggested, but the American people. If they could be persuaded that Justice Kavanaugh was a predator, then they might not accept a future ruling by the five Republican-appointed justices altering the right to obtain an abortion established by Roe v. Wade. Had the Senate understood Ford’s real motivation, as described by Katz, it might have appreciated more fully the pressure that 'organized forces' were applying."Believe all women. Why would a woman lie about such a thing? I mean, apart from all the reasons human beings typically lie, such as to advance themselves or advance a cause they believe fervently in.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JAS at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dT9VH)
Posted by: CliffClavin at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dyCMp)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -I have read all that, so now me also commenting here. at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (kRCmK)
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And the money.
Don't forget the money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -I have read all that, so now me also commenting here. at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (kRCmK)
Posted by: CliffClavin at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (dyCMp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (B8WVv)
They're implicitly admitting she lied.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: JAS at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dT9VH)
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Abortion is a tenet of faith to the feminist left.
Just ask Ann Althouse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: x at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (nFwvY)
The left kept demanding we answer: why would she lie?
My answer: Anita Hill. Mega-book deal and a tenured for life professorship. For starters.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Hands at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (786Ro)
These cucks can't step on their dicks fast enough to fall in line for the latest gynofad.
What I would like to see:
"Judge, would you be willing to choke a bitch?"
"Yes, senator I would and, in fact, I have. Only blue haired bitches, though."
"Well I think we've heard enough. Let's vote!"
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Kav (and friends) should sue her.
Senate should prosecute her.
Make her pay or this becomes the new normal.
Posted by: The GOPe at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)
Remember when she threw her very ill "friend" under the bus? She's a real peach.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Scorpion at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Alyssa Milano cosplaying a Handmaiden at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)
I'll count to 3
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (85Gof)
That's the message, right?
Yeah, that won't stir up any trouble.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (Fc2Ik)
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He's more likely to overturn Chevron, and he's not that likely to overturn Chevron. That's Gorsuch's thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Leftards at September 04, 2019 05:21 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
Heh. Check your email - I survived South America.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:21 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:21 PM (jm1YL)
Oh, go f#ck yourself.
It was OK to slander this man, ruin his personal and professional reputation, subject him and his family and friends to harassment because some nebulous "Republicans are misogynist."
EVIL
Posted by: The GOPe at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: WisRich at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (G0vdT)
Guess they couldn't take any chances.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: davidt at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (0fJUZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (vEIlU)
I'm not sure who he is, but we talk about him a lot.
My question isn't sarcastic or facetious, btw. Just asking why he is mentioned so much.
Posted by: squeakywheel at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (5qHqN)
A night in a cell block with the "good behavior" in mates ought to do the trick. A special kind of Conjugal Visit if you will.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: JAS at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dT9VH)
A liberal acquaintance's far-left rabid lesbian daughter is all-in on abortion. Figure that one out.
But to complicate matters, she and her "wife" talk about having children. The hangup right now is deciding which one wields the turkey baster, and of course, who loads it in the first place.
None of this makes the slightest bit of sense to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (Iv8V1)
What a curious choice of words for you to use, Baby Killer Esq.
Posted by: Hands at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (786Ro)
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5. LOLGF
How's Darth Bader Ginsburg doing these days?
Posted by: MJ at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -I have read all that, so now me also commenting here. at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (kRCmK)
He is a liar. She was motivated by being paid by the DNC and that Scrunt from CA, Diane Finescrunt.
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (mpXpK)
Sounds like a legitimate action plan.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (erI7l)
I wasn't hearing a ton of spine as the guy was openly weeping during testimony.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (Fc2Ik)
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5. LOLGF
How's Darth Bader Ginsburg doing these days?
Posted by: MJ at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (gAMkn)
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Her most recent infusion of baby blood seems to be doing her well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (BjWJ1)
Marianne Williamson@marwilliamson
I was born and raised in Texas so I've seen it. Millions of people today are praying that Dorian turn away from land, and treating those people with mockery or condescension because they believe it could help is part of how the overly secularized Left has lost lots of voters.
When I was growing up there was a vital religious Left. It is BECAUSE of my spiritual views that I'm a Democrat. The idea that religious or spiritual people should find no home in the Democratic Party is hardly the view of someone wanting to win in 2020.
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How crazy are the Donks? Their witch is the voice of reason.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)
That's the message, right?
Well it almost worked, didn't it?
And the part where Kavanaugh is forever smeared as a rapist, putting his work on all future cases before him re: rape, women's rights into question, worked quite well, thank you!
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (bDqIh)
by Mollie Hemingway
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (BjWJ1)
I live in hope that O'Connor v. Donaldson and Griggs v. Duke Power go the way of Dred Scott.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (Iv8V1)
Should I gird my loins?
either that or grid your lions.
Lion status:[X] Girded[ ] Not girded
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)
I was born and raised in Texas so I've seen it. Millions of people today are praying that Dorian turn away from land, and treating those people with mockery or condescension because they believe it could help is part of how the overly secularized Left has lost lots of voters.
Fire up those crystals, Marianne. Your country needs you!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (vEIlU)
If I never see her name anywhere again it will be too soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (wO3uY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)
No shit. Her and Sinema. Go figure.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)
That fight is going to be truly epic. It doesn't matter if PDT nominates King Solomon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Iv8V1)
my spiritual views that I'm a Democrat. The idea that religious or
spiritual people should find no home in the Democratic Party is hardly
the view of someone wanting to win in 2020.
There still is a religious component to the left. Granted, it's Moloch, but still.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)
That fight is going to be truly epic. It doesn't matter if PDT nominates King Solomon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Iv8V1)
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"Did you really advocate cutting a baby in half? I don't know what to think about this."
-The pro-abortion left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (BjWJ1)
I assume all people are lying unless they can provide evidence otherwise. Scientific method and all that.
Sometimes I can be polite about it and suggest that they are merely 'mistaken' unless they can demonstrate this 'event' they claim occurred did in fact occur.
If they persist, then they move into lying liars that lie category.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
So he might as well nominate someone that will truly send them over the edge. Justice Cruz has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hurricane Dorian at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (sUC9+)
Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (eAZVt)
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Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)
That fight is going to be truly epic. It doesn't matter if PDT nominates King Solomon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Iv8V1)
Especially if it is a conservative, pro-life woman. They can't scream "non-partisan" after listening to RGB for decades.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (B8WVv)
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)
Sir, you have impeccable taste in judicial nominees. That is about damn perfect.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Iv8V1)
Especially if he noms King Solomon.
Icky Christians. They want to...keep babies alive!!
How disgusting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (erI7l)
She also has no black people as partners in her firm.
I'm sure that's not discrimination.
Posted by: MJ at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (gAMkn)
This is the core of the conservative position. People suck.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hands at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)
I agree. No point in doing this by halves. Cruz, or Barrett will drive the Reds nuts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (Iv8V1)
Blasey-Ford should never have been given the time of day by the Judiciary Committee.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: Hands at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: JAS at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dT9VH)
Oddly, it's the people LEAST likely to need an abortion that really want to murder infants. I think they're jealous.
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Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (nRWPy)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM
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Those babies aren't going to kill themselves!
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (DB16e)
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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (BqBId)
This is the core of the conservative position. People suck.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
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"That's society's fault! We just need to completely reset everything, then we'll be perfect! No problem!"
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)
This would be so insanely awesome I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Cruz can then school Roberts. He needs a good opponent.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (vEIlU)
Had the Senate understood Ford's real motivation, as described by Katz, it might have appreciated more fully the pressure that 'organized forces' were applying."
That assumes some of the people on the Senate Judiciary committee weren't in on it.
They were.
For example, who let the Soros activists who cornered Flake in an elevators to videotape their confrontation into the building?
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mark Matis at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM
Word!
Posted by: Inhan Infidelity Infidel Homar at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (9+jnX)
LesbiansGay menBeta menFugly womenOld bags
I will not have you talking about Jennifer Anniston that way.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (T6t7i)
Stupidest argument I've ever heard. Why did Jussie Smollett lie? Why do people humiliate themselves on, e.g., Jerry Springer?
Attention whoring. Simple as that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (SHtRW)
Hot tip they don't care about that either
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (CwKdS)
Because it only exists in the left's fevered minds.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (lQn8Y)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (bDqIh)
There's the rub. If RBG finally gives it up, will the GOPe really back another conservative ? Or will they undercut Trump in favor of a globalist ?
I don't know. But I'm not 100% that they wouldn't.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Ever at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (ZZDMQ)
It worked, didn't it?
Posted by: Benn Penn at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Annie Lennox at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (Fc2Ik)
Women can turn men gay. No gene. It's the Helmholtz-Hiesenburg formulation of I'd rather take a dick than to be bombarded with Harpy particles theory.
The science is settled!
Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (BHRVF)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (wO3uY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (erI7l)
How interesting that the lawyer (Debra Katz) doesn't realize this is a confession.
And also doesn't realize that thanks to her, there is an asterisk next to future accusers.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (8YsoX)
breaking news
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Posted by: bill at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (6K7U0)
This is the core of the conservative position. People suck.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
That's because they were raised in a capitalist society, comrade. New Socialist Man will never lie. We promise!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (nRWPy)
There's the rub. If RBG finally gives it up, will the GOPe really back another conservative ? Or will they undercut Trump in favor of a globalist ?
I don't know. But I'm not 100% that they wouldn't.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (Fc2Ik)
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People have some weird delusions about McConnell.
If there's anything he's committed to above anything else it's making the judiciary conservative.
He'd force a Cruz or Amy Comey Barrett nomination to replace RBG down the Democratic Party's throat with absolute glee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (BjWJ1)
Kav (and friends) should sue her.
Senate should prosecute her.
Make her pay or this becomes the new normal.
Posted by: The GOPe at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (bDqIh)
This is the new normal.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (INOp5)
Icky Christians. They want to...keep babies alive!!
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Well, he was all about cutting babes in half so he might squeak through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (j0JAA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (uFznf)
Asking for an enemy.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (BjWJ1)
I hope you're right. I've just seen the GOP grab defeat from the jaws of victory for about four decades now.
I'm a little jaded.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (CwKdS)
does anybody recall this? i haven't read mollie hemingway's book, but i've seen no mention of it being there.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (NjJUT)
45s
Today the administration announced that funding for two military construction projects in Utah will be diverted to funding for the border wall.
The Executive branch should use the appropriate channels in Congress, not divert already appropriated funding.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (BjWJ1)
I hope you're right. I've just seen the GOP grab defeat from the jaws of victory for about four decades now.
I'm a little jaded.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (Fc2Ik)
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McConnell is a bit squishy on average, but you can count on him in two areas: judges and the first amendment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (BjWJ1)
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Ah! The Jussie Smollett rule.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)
The confirmation hearings were truly bizarro world.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (/8r1I)
If Aliens landed today and watched a weeks worth of news, they'd think
all men keep raping women, getting them pregnant and women keep aborting
the babies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (erI7l)
Why do you think they keep bringing their probes here? Earth girls are easy.
Posted by: Leftards at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)
People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling...
Posted by: Dr. Kelso at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (7s3Gx)
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Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: The Man in Black at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM
Member that time you and I were pinned down at Omaha beach and I had to splash my hot sauce on the krauts? Scary stuff man.
Posted by: Hillary (HIC) (Shart) Not Prez at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (uFznf)
Would I lie to you? Would I lie to you honey?
Posted by: Annie Lennox
Sweet dreams is the best song of the 80s. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (GTrGw)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (RD7QR)
Do I have that right?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (2Exik)
I'm not sure who he is, but we talk about him a lot.
My question isn't sarcastic or facetious, btw. Just asking why he is mentioned so much.''
He used to be sane and ran a decent blog. Now he's dug himself into the same crazytoons hole that CJ of LGF inhabits. Sad.
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (BjWJ1)
Xi's a snake, I don't count on him at all.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (INOp5)
I remember when perjury was a crime for anyone. Good times.
Oh and fuck Walmart, they can chug a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (BHRVF)
Wouldn't you love to see the discovery documents there?
I bet all sorts of CEOs were involved with left-wing activists.
Posted by: Blago at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (zuvmW)
Do I have that right?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (2Exik)
But muh abortions!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM
Who am I to disagree.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (uFznf)
I'm a little jaded.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (umTCE)
vomiting blood African migrant arrives at airport
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (6K7U0)
De gustibus non est disputandum.
Now excuse me while I continue listening to the opening theme of John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (7s3Gx)
That would be cool to behold.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (B8WVv)
Posted by: Dr. Kelso at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (7s3Gx)
I also have a chewy, hateful center - kinda' like a angry tootsy-roll pop.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)
........
It's indelible in my hippocampus.
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Gaystapo at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (erI7l)
all men keep raping women, getting them pregnant and women keep aborting
the babies.
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They'd also believe that blacks and whites killed each other in the streets on sight, that gays were imprisoned, that Muslims were in ghettoes and Mexicans in concentration camps, that Trump was actually a Russian agent and that teachers, first responders and police officers were unpaid volunteers doing the Lord's work for little or no pay.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (jcbE3)
Clickbait friends.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (INOp5)
Sweet dreams is the best song of the 80s. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM
Who am I to disagree.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (uFznf)
Come on, Eileen.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (CwKdS)
So it took this long to invent a rationalization? She didn't go in with the explicit, predetermined plan to smear a SCOTUS nominee to dishonestly halt the process? It was part of an even bigger scheme to get future rulings asterisked?
Uh huh.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (6eEQ+)
Just like Muslims and taqqiya then?
Posted by: Bruce at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (vd8XM)
De gustibus non est disputandum.
Now excuse me while I continue listening to the opening theme of John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (7s3Gx)
Tears for Fears "Everybody Wants to Rule the World."
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (NFEMn)
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Ah! The Jussie Smollett rule.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Said in jest, but true in fact: the more outre the story, the more convincing the evidence must be. If you claim a horse passed by because there's a hoof print on the ground, I'd believe you. If you claim it's a unicorn's hoof print, I want to see a horse with a horn coming of its head before I'll believe a word of it.
Her story, much like Smollett's, was laughably unbelievable on its face.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (Iv8V1)
Do I have that right?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (2Exik)
ROFLLLLL
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (B8WVv)
Pelosi: Abortion is a sacrament.
This is how they view it. Destroying a man's life is small potatoes compared to protecting that. No hard feelings, Judge Kavanaugh. Nothing personal, really, you're just the one who was chosen therefore you must be sacrificed to our gods.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (COzlW)
Maybe to some, Don't know why anyone would GAF about him or that horse shit site of whores known as hoot err. I don't know why anyone even posts about him. Fucking You Tube barbeque channels get more hits. Maybe because he is now a traitorous cunt that people care about him? Not sure. I haven't knowingly been there in three years. Let them bulwark their cocks until they bleed. IDGAF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: The Gaystapo at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (pw+jk)
And when you say "piece of ass" you really mean it.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (INOp5)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (GTrGw)
I don't hate Alex, I think she'd enjoy it! Especially if we promised martinis afterwards.
Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (ykYG2)
If Aliens landed today and watched a weeks worth of news, they'd think
all men keep raping women, getting them pregnant and women keep aborting
the babies.
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They'd also believe that blacks and whites killed each other in the
streets on sight, that gays were imprisoned, that Muslims were in
ghettoes and Mexicans in concentration camps, that Trump was actually a
Russian agent and that teachers, first responders and police officers
were unpaid volunteers doing the Lord's work for little or no pay.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (NFEMn)
+++
That would be funny if all they received was CNN blasted at them day and night.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (9+jnX)
My buddy's mom was named Eileen
poor guy
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (CwKdS
Sorry. That ROFLLLL was for you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (/8r1I)
>>Come on, Eileen.
My buddy's mom was named Eileen
poor guy
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (CwKdS)
No sympathy for the Mom?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)
I will be waiting a long, long time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (pw+jk)
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Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (Iv8V1)
There a fork stick out at the end of her tongue.
Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (BHRVF)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (BbGew)
Maybe we should send her over to Skip. After he's done recharging his truck he could recharge RBG.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (vYSl+)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (CwKdS)
Pelosi: Abortion is a sacrament.
This is how they view it. Destroying a man's life is small potatoes compared to protecting that. No hard feelings, Judge Kavanaugh. Nothing personal, really, you're just the one who was chosen therefore you must be sacrificed to our gods.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (COzlW)
But what is it really? Do they just enjoy killing babies?
Or is abortion the linchpin in their plan to destroy the nuclear family?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (B8WVv)
Posted by: Skip
I'll allow it
...Jussie...
Posted by: Bruce at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (vd8XM)
Pelosi: Abortion is a sacrament.
This is how they view it.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (COzlW)
Meh - I'm in the minority on this. They want to kill their own children, whom they will otherwise raise to attempt to enslave my children. I don't worry too much about ending it. It's not every day that my enemy insists on killing their own.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Allah Pussy at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (CwKdS)
She looked just like Jessie's girl
Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (BHRVF)
Pelosi: Abortion is a sacrament.
But the death penalty for serial murderers is immoral.
Oh.
OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (jcbE3)
Maybe we should send her over to Skip. After he's done recharging his truck he could recharge RBG.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (vYSl+)
She's got a three prong 220v Hubbel connection. I hope he can accommodate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (CwKdS)
Looked like Stacy's mom's beat-up liberal college professor older sister
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (BbGew)
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Only if you are a fascist/communist/socialist/progressivist. Otherwise you get rousted and go to jail.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (ykYG2)
My buddy's mom was named Eileen
poor guy
=====
I knew a lesbian named Eileen when I lived in San Diego. She claimed to have slept with Ann Wilson of Heart and not only Nancy McKeon of the Facts of Life, but all the other girls too.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (JcXHH)
vomiting blood African migrant arrives at airport
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Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM
Ha! Styxhexenhammergotterdammerung is gonna have his knickers in a twist over this.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Time to crank up the pussy hat inventory
Posted by: Bruce at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (vd8XM)
So this was another of those phoney-baloney "my lie was intended to raise issues" defamations the Left specializes in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (Wx/+I)
MACHINES FOR SALE!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (jcbE3)
++++
Always loved this one.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Inogame at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (BJKrb)
"...and that is part of what motivated Christine."
So it took this long to invent a rationalization? She didn't go in
with the explicit, predetermined plan to smear a SCOTUS nominee to
dishonestly halt the process? It was part of an even bigger scheme to
get future rulings asterisked?
Uh huh.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (6eEQ+)
It had more to do with "OMG Resist!!!" than anything else. They can spin their stupid "kill more babies" as if it were a moral good (which they think it is) but it's still about their not having the power. It's always that, always.
My sister the therapist, who was a lefty herself and still has a lot of lefty tendencies left over from her last marriage and her milieu keeps telling me that they think that abortion and being leftists is the more MORAL position. It's smarter and more objectively good to be a leftist.I have to point out to her that their positions are NOT moral, just the opposite, but she insists that they really believe that killing infants (because women shouldn't have to have babies they don't want) is far far more moral.
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (nRWPy)
Or is abortion the linchpin in their plan to destroy the nuclear family?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
The latter, plus it's a way of agitating among the distaff side.
Same reason the Left is all-in on homosexuality and transgenders: it's a way to agitate among a minority that considers itself aggrieved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (Iv8V1)
There's no penalty to lying about a Supreme Court nominee, so the GOP should take notes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (KZzsI)
If only there existed an opposition to the Dems.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM
Pics or, well, you know the rules round here.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (erI7l)
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Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (6K7U0)
I thought that was in a tweet by Christine crazy Ford. Maybe I'm not remembering right but I did hear about that.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (vYSl+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (B8WVv)
You'd look nice in a pair of Ugg Boots
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (v0R5T)
Same reason the Left is all-in on homosexuality and transgenders:
it's a way to agitate among a minority that considers itself aggrieved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (Iv8V1)
Is there a divisive issue that the left has not employed to political effect?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (/8r1I)
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (nRWPy)
How about killing criminals that society doesn't want? Same reasoning, and it applies a forteriori.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (Iv8V1)
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Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (O8WFE)
More abortions means more damaged post-abortion women, who make footsoldiers for the Left.
Yep, they'll have them forever because of the guilt AND it's a money laundering scheme.
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (erI7l)
_________________
Maybe they should first not accept that constitutional rights can be created out of thin air by supreme court justices, since that is not the way our system is supposed to work.
Once they've recovered from that outrage, then they can be outraged about 5 justices trying to undo what should never have been done in the first place.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (k4dH2)
Or is abortion the linchpin in their plan to destroy the nuclear family?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
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Healing power of "and" my friend. It is always "and."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Max Power at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (llxrS)
That would be cool to behold.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (B8WVv)
Machine gun & American flag while riding the Velociraptor !!!
Sometimes the Classic Look is best ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Poster Critic ... at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (erI7l)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (t6MX/)
Nope. They've pretty much tagged the bases. The transgender thing is probably their last gasp, unless they decide to go for the whole burrito and mainstream pedophilia, necrophilia, or bestiality.
Which I wouldn't put past them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (Iv8V1)
It'll be racism with her. The rape thing probably won't get far with a chick.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
Yes. Women are especially vicious towards other women and if you are in any way conservative - it will be epic.
Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (oiNtH)
Are there no birth control pills? No IUDs? No diaphragms? No condoms?
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (jm1YL)
I didn't know not accepting a Supreme Court ruling was an option offered by the constitution.
Does that mean we can choose to not accept the R v W ruling?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (dNzKv)
Or is abortion the linchpin in their plan to destroy the nuclear family?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM
Desensitizing society to killing. Period. If people are a-okay with abortion, hey what about the elderly, and the very sick, and euthanasia sounds good, and young people who want to commit suicide well why not???? And on and on.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM
They are working on it I am sure.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (BaHwF)
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There goes John Jacob Joseph Heimer Shit
La la la la la la la
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (jcbE3)
..........
Why do they have to come here to get their goodies?
Why not just send them their welfare checks and their ballots where they are?
If there are no borders, then why should they have to cross said non-existent border in order to get their free stuff?
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (fV4fe)
Zombie
Posted by: Bruce at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (jm1YL)
And *gasp* no keeping your damned legs closed for a few seconds?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (fV4fe)
Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (l/6vt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (dNzKv)
Nancy McKeon did have that lesbo look. Blaire in real life was a nice Christian girl though. Can't see her getting her freak on with a chick.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM (eAZVt)
If we applied the death penalty like women get abortions, people would get whacked for jaywalking, littering, 16 items in the supermarket express line, and driving slow in the fast lane.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (fV4fe)
Marianne Williamson@marwilliamson
I was born and raised in Texas so I've seen it. Millions of people today are praying that Dorian turn away from land, and treating those people with mockery or condescension because they believe it could help is part of how the overly secularized Left has lost lots of voters.
When I was growing up there was a vital religious Left. It is BECAUSE of my spiritual views that I'm a Democrat. The idea that religious or spiritual people should find no home in the Democratic Party is hardly the view of someone wanting to win in 2020.
____________________
Clearly Marianne has not been paying attention.
The Dim party is the same party that booed at the mention of God at their 2012 convention.
You're not welcome in their party, Marianne. And neither is any other person of faith. The Dims think you're ignorant and superstitious fools. Is that really a party you want to represent?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (dNzKv)
My favorite story ever - my lib ass of a sister was droning on and on about abortion, so when she'd say "right to choose", I'd tack on "to kill your kid inside your womb".
Pushed her so close to the edge that she let out kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course, grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a chewy hateful center.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (l/6vt)
Lace ebola in all colors and sizes. Apply for loan for lace ebola.
Posted by: Western Ebola and Finance Maps at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Here's hoping LAX - or they threw him out upon approach over Hollywood.
Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM
I'll ad. Making 14 different lottery transactions at the gas station and THEN scratching off tickets at the counter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Not seeing the issue....
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (lQn8Y)
#6 Will SHOCK you!
Posted by: Ebola Clickbait at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (OZ50/)
When your publicity stunt
Wastes tax money, you cunt!
That's a Blasey!
Is there any chargeback mechanism available to make sure she pays back the gov't since it appears-
she perjured herself and ran scam on the Senate and defrauded the gov't?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (SHtRW)
Is sex a human right? Cause I'm getting that wrong I think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (erI7l)
Says every soul who ever made the Faustian bargain.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM
I'll ad. Making 14 different lottery transactions at the gas station and THEN scratching off tickets at the counter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (uFznf)
And right-turn blockers. Gotta get them too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: Keith at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (jdGlx)
Some women really like to kill babies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (dNzKv)
+++
No doubt about it. Perhaps they think it gives them some wicked power. Lord knows there are a plenitude of preventive measures out there so they would not get pregnant it the first place. Makes you wonder.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (9+jnX)
kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course,
grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a
chewy hateful center.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Fc2Ik)
Like a good brother should be.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (t6MX/)
This alone will cause the abortion cabal to explode.
Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (v0R5T)
Some women really like to kill babies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (dNzKv)
My
favorite story ever - my lib ass of a sister was droning on and on
about abortion, so when she'd say "right to choose", I'd tack on "to
kill your kid inside your womb".
Pushed her so close to the edge
that she let out kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I,
of course, grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy
filling and a chewy hateful center.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Fc2Ik)
Well played sir. I hope to shake your someday for that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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And just because "it's the humane thing to do when you have a convict that you can't care for the way they should be cared for."
"I mean, I plan to take care of convicts, but LATER, after I have a career. I just can't take care of them RIGHT NOW."
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (fV4fe)
Anal. No babies. Even if you don't pull out.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (lQn8Y)
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Oh, you're the bitch who's been spamming Lucianne with fake ebola news stories, complete with sourcing that's always an outright lie. I don't think you're going to fool many people here.
Posted by: Kevin at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Wine Mom at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Fc2Ik)
Aka Moron In Good Standing.
Well done.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (erI7l)
Uh oh, Amy Coney Barret and her husband have 7 children. Five of them
biological and two adopted children from Haiti. Their youngest
biological child has special needs.
This alone will cause the abortion cabal to explode.
Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (oiNtH)
Let's hope the opposition doesn't have any incriminating info on her adoptions - a la Roberts
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (N39Ws)
Is sex a human right? Cause I'm getting that wrong I think.
Sex is a human right if you are trans or gay.
So not for Christians or any other non-Muslim religion.
Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (l/6vt)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (N39Ws)
Sister? Tallywhacker?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:57 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I'm pretty cool with the 'driving slow in the fast lane' death penalty - just saying.
Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:57 PM (32YRo)
I seem to recall a study where it actually turned out cheaper to just send a bunch of Syrians a check rather than to bring them into your country.
Doesn't work with Palestinians though. We've been sending them billions for years and yet were about to import a bunch. Why is the US doing that?
Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:57 PM (BHRVF)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM (O8WFE)
........
What about Tootie? She came across as a real whippersnapper.
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:57 PM (v0R5T)
The Dim party is the same party that booed at the mention of God at their 2012 convention.
You're not welcome in their party, Marianne. And neither is any other person of faith. The Dims think you're ignorant and superstitious fools. Is that really a party you want to represent?
- - - -
It's like they hear all the insults directed at Catholics, evangelicals, televangelists and they think, "Oh, well I don't like those guys, so we're on the same side. I'm an acceptable Christian!"
Ms. Williamson seems to be almost at the point of realizing that no, there are no acceptable Christians in her crowd. Only fake ones who will use their Christianity in service of their political goals (see: Obama and his 'brother's keeper' crap).
Swallow the red pill, Marianne!
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)
kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course,
grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a
chewy hateful center.''
Next time she brings up the ''right to choose'' bullshit ask her if choosing birth control over killing babies wouldn't be a better choice.
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:58 PM (jm1YL)
Also:
Extreme couponers
Sorting change by denomination and serial number at the counter
Complicated orders while others are waiting
Crossing four lanes in 30 feet
Six tries to back into a parking space
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Boswell
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And I'm OK with the death penalty for tailgating me when there are 4 other lanes you could be in.
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (fV4fe)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)
I think she's moonbat crazy.
But I also think she means well. No way should she be in charge of a bake sale, let alone a country.
She'd probably be a fine neighbor.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Fc2Ik)
NOW.
Not in a few months, not when Ginsberg or some other justice kicks it, not when there's a retirement. NOW.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
Anal. No babies. Even if you don't pull out.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (lQn8Y)
"And that's how lawyers are born."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wine Mom at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (EgshT)
kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course,
grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a
chewy hateful center.''
Forgot to ask..wise big brother or pesky little brother?
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: The White Devil"
FOAD, choad.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (3eOtK)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (d7Ww2)
Castro opened the bidding with $10 trillion
Yang wants the government to pay to move people to higher ground. Does this include Obama?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (2Exik)
*ounce*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (d7Ww2)
An ounce of what?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (2Exik)
Eminent domain his spindly ass.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (A4DFu)
Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (BHRVF)
Blasey-Ford regaled us with the memories of Kavanaugh assault seared in her hippocampus.
I wonder if she cares what an aborted human fetus has seared into ITS hippocampus. A pair of forceps? A hot poker? Whatever?
I'm guessing not.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (mvenn)
287 *sneeks in*
*ounce*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (d7Ww2)
An ounce of what?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)
LOooooooovvve.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (t6MX/)
Right to choose. . .
-- with whom she has sex (will he stick around if pregnant?)
-- when she has sex
-- what kind of sex (not all sex is procreative IYKWIM)
-- what protection is used
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ignoramus
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They should punish all of us right-wingers by forcing us to live on beachfront property on Hawaii!
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (fV4fe)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (Fc2Ik)
I've read where Taney & the other justices who were the SCOTUS majority on the Dred Scot decision were motivated to make that decision by their collective fear of a civil war, the rumblings which could be heard even in 1852.That Dred Scot would make a civil war certain never occurred to them.
Same with Roberts, I think, as well as a great many Establishment Republicans, who resemble the old Whigs in nearly every aspect. They strive for a mystical middle and only manage to aggravate the divisions.
Posted by: troyriser at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (mSO8Y)
Extreme couponers
Sorting change by denomination and serial number at the counter
Complicated orders while others are waiting
Crossing four lanes in 30 feet
Six tries to back into a parking space
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Wx/+I)
I recently had a wild man weaving in and out of traffic cut across four lanes of traffic from the fast lane to pass me in the breakdown lane as I entered the freeway, after which he cut back across four lanes of traffic to get back into the fast lane.
Maybe he has prostate problems. I dunno.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (bDqIh)
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My gospel are Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Marx. Especially Marx.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: RKae
Wow, even if I'm gently honking you, too?
Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (jm1YL)
I'm the oldest of three. Also, the dude that's known to have no fucks to give. I used to have several fucks to give, when I was younger. By the time I hit thirty, all my fucks had been expended.
I don't get along with lib sister, and don't really try to. The youngest sister is pretty cool, though. I don't really understand how all three of us came from the same house. Then again, I don't understand how my daughter turned into what she is either.
I've come to believe you can only parent to a point, and kids are going to be what they are.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (2Exik)
Eminent domain his spindly ass.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)
And then turn it into section 8 housing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
287 *sneeks in*
*ounce*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (d7Ww2)
An ounce of what?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)
LOooooooovvve.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (t6MX/)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (jydBM)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (d7Ww2)
>>Come on, Eileen.
My buddy's mom was named Eileen
poor guy
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (CwKdS)
==========================Was one leg shorter than the other?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (4LbHt)
All those people in LA and SF, are we going to buy them out because of earthquakes?
Are we going to evacuate Seattle because of volcanoes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: usntakim at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (0OmEj)
dammit
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (d7Ww2)
In that case, WOOHOO!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (jydBM)
Maybe he has prostate problems. I dunno.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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What I love (sarcastically) is the guy who tailgates me in the slow lane, until he JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, then lurches into the other lane, zooms angrily past me... and immediately takes the next exit.
Not just a dick, but a stupid dick.
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (fV4fe)
Abstinence education doesn't work. Every kid is going to rut like a moose in heat. The only people who believe in Abstinence are inbred bible humpers.
/Every single leftist ever
Posted by: bonhomme at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (9t0Zz)
you'll pay for your insolence, now go to my room!
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Oh no. Eek.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (jydBM)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (4e+hS)
Are we going to evacuate Seattle because of volcanoes?
In one of my various fantasy worlds, there is a place on our tax forms where we want our money to go. Me, I'm all about the guns and the space weapons.
Let the libs take care of cash for illegals.
Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (l/6vt)
Posted by: Skip
So, if it sashayed instead of walked it would be...Dorian Ghey?
Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (32YRo)
Except pull the trigger
For that it'd take a really good cause"
Is the opening lines of Queensryche's Operation Mindcrime, about a killer named Niki who encounters an organization willing to pay him that "price", a "really good cause".
Surely, people lie for a "really good cause".
Believe all women, for Athena rose whole from the forehead of Zeus, and other myths.
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)
Six tries to back into a parking space
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Wx/+I)
These two? These two right here are going to get me in trouble someday.
Posted by: Western Ebola and Finance Maps at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (j0JAA)
What I love (sarcastically) is the guy who tailgates me in the slow lane, until he JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, then lurches into the other lane, zooms angrily past me... and immediately takes the next exit.
Standing at a light. Third or fourth car. Light changes from red to green. Nothing happens. I wait. No one moves. No one. The light is green. No one moves. They just wait. And wait.
I am forced to beep.
Once I beep, the car in front will move. But not until that point.
/yes, I secretly control traffic
Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (l/6vt)
Posted by: MAGA at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (I5LRE)
/Every single leftist ever
Posted by: bonhomme at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (9t0Zz)
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Because it's natural.
...
And screw some trannies--haterz!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)
dammit''
It only takes one little mistake. You might think that 'rons and 'ettes would overlook a simple typing error. You would be wrong.
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (3eOtK)
I owe you an apology, Rob. I always believed you were a cold, unimaginative, tight-lipped poster. But you're really quite emotional, aren't you ?
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Wx/+I)
My niece's 18-year-old friend was pulled over by a cop recently. She was in the second left lane on a 4-lane highway so she moved over to the left shoulder. Cop screamed at her to move to the right shoulder. She got hit by a car as she attempted it, was hospitalized. Car totaled. Cop blamed her, gave her a truckload of tickets. Her mom got a lawyer.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM (COzlW)
I just read that... Good
Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 04, 2019 06:11 PM (hjaPQ)
Not just a dick, but a stupid dick.
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (fV4fe)
Yep. Or the wild guy - as in the one above - who is blocked in the faster lanes, and so veers over to the slow lane to pass everybody at 90 mph. Of course my guy went even further, and actually passed in the breakdown lane. I've never seen anyone do that before.
I seriously wondered if he were being chased by the cops, but apparently not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:11 PM (Iv8V1)
Tailgating(not the eating and partying kind)is the subject of the latest "Mayhem'' commercial. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (gmo/4)
https://t.co/Nx2DKAdREg
"Jussie Smollett lawyers: Even if actor faked attack, cops didn't need to investigate it so vigorously"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (ykYG2)
Roasting some veggies in the oven. Some of the onions were burnt. In order not to distress Her Majesty, I was forced reluctantly to pick them off and eat them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
........
and watch two McCain funerals already.
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM (9+jnX)
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Don't be embarrassed. You're an individual.
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 04, 2019 06:11 PM (hjaPQ)
That used to be the law in California, and to some extent still is the practice here once you get out of urban areas. The traffic in those is so heavy that every lane needs to be pressed into service, I guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (j0JAA)
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Well good for her.
Posted by: MAGA at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: ... at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
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Come now, some hyperbole is just over the top.
I mean, c'mon, McCain's funeral is still going on, isn't it?
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (ykYG2)
Too bad Ted Bundy think of that one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (Iv8V1)
When that happens to me, I say "That's a green light buddy ! We can go on them in THIS country !"
Posted by: JT at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (arJlL)
I share a chromosome with Jussie Smollett, so... there's that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)
You can tell which party is in trouble by who has more retirements before the next election, and the GOP is hemorrhaging incumbents.
Posted by: DahlandMeier at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (pK2lC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM
That's where an RPG would come in handy. Preferably turret mounted and laser guided.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (O2RFr)
This isn't directed at you personally, but I absolutely hate it when people describe themselves as "spiritual but not religious".
What. The. Hell. Does. That. Mean?
What? You're doing Yoga once a week and occasionally meditate? And that makes you "spiritual" and someone who does religious study and prays multiple times per day isn't?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Iblis' barbed schlong at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:11 PM (Iv8V1)
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I've seen people drive like that around Cincinnati.
Every time I go through.
Zip across four lanes, then slingshot back.
I guess they do that because Ohioans have no concept of what the "fast lane" actually is. It's weird - cross into Michigan or Kentucky and within a few miles, traffic is moving faster as people follow the discipline of speed.
Posted by: Former Hospital Patient A.H. Lloyd at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (QwmrN)
Who needs term limits. All you need is a little Orangemanbad.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (dNzKv)
within a few miles, traffic is moving faster as people follow the
discipline of speed.
Posted by: Former Hospital Patient A.H. Lloyd at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)
I'll be damned. When I think Fine Drivers, my home state of Kentucky never enters my mind.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (Fc2Ik)
gotta get in on that crazy action.
ALIENSTOCK 2019!
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (uFznf)
I share a chromosome with Jussie Smollett, so... there's that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)
++++
LOL.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM
I feel the same thing as a female. fistbump.
Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (l/6vt)
Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (Tnijr)
Come sit on my lap, I got sumptin' to show you, honey.
Posted by: Iblis' barbed schlong at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (9t0Zz)
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I think it means they don't see themselves as "belonging" to any "religion", but they have spiritual "interests".
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)
They are fucking insane.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 06:18 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:18 PM (dNzKv)
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MSNBC to outdo CNN with two-day climate change forum with 12 candidates
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Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (pkvuH)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (Fc2Ik)
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"I don't know what Jesus actually said, but I've created some fan-fiction scriptures in my head that I refer to."
Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (fV4fe)
A subject the American people could care less about
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Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (gmo/4)
A lawyer MUST cease representing a client when the lawyer knows the client is going to commit a fraud or crime. In this case Ballsy Ford's attorney is saying she knew her client was going to lie before a Senate committee.
She needs an examination by the bar.
Posted by: torabora at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (fsa/N)
Raises hand.. Come to CA , the land of illegal drivers... Literally
Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: Jimmy Comey at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (Fc2Ik)
How was the coca?
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (QwmrN)
Woohoo!
Posted by: some thirty-odd gospels written 200-800 AD at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (fsa/N)
Yep. Guy passes 40 cars lined up merged into a lane closure. He DID NOT pass me. I kinda, sorta got in the middle where he could not pass. So he tries to pass me on the right berm! I kinda sorta ran him off the road a little. So he cuts off the guy behind me as I drive REAL SLOWWWWWW.....
Massachusetts plates.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 04, 2019 06:23 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:23 PM (CwKdS)
Ace on allahpundit: So did you hear this crazy new menu item? It's a taco shell with a hot dog in it, covered in pizza chesse and tuna salad!
What, no bacon?
Wait, is it technically a sammich?
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (kqCSX)
If nothing else it's a conflict of interest. The client is stepping on his lawyer's turf!
Posted by: some thirty-odd gospels written 200-800 AD at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)
gotta get in on that crazy action.
ALIENSTOCK 2019!
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (d7Ww2)
They'll get run over by jacked bald dudes driving large black SUVs.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (jydBM)
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Could be worse. Could be a two-day Yoko retrospective.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)
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Could be worse. Could be a two-day Yoko retrospective.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM
The best part? I won't see a fucking nanosecond of any of it!
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (uFznf)
How would you expect them to drive? It's a miracle that there are not more accidents.
Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (fsa/N)
That is the genius of penn dot. 1000ft wide toll plaza, first exit 300ft after.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (uFznf)
Boston is the worst. I was driving a new car there and almost caused a five car wreck when I stopped for a yellow light. I could hear the tires screaming behind me, and yelling obscenities at me. I didn't know that Bostonians typically accelerate when approaching a yellow light, and four or five cars will actually run the red light.
The good news: driving there made me a better driver. For example, I learned to LOOK both ways before starting off from a green light, to avoid getting mooshed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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It was just after dark when the truck started down
The hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Posted by: Harry Chapin at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (fUKvD)
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The part telling us we are our brothers' keepers is the most important thing Jesus said.
- Barack H. Obama
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (fsa/N)
You aren't allowed to pay the Toll until you change 7 Lanes.
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)
Half the people in the country are barely functioning retards.
How would you expect them to drive? It's a miracle that there are not more accidents.
Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (Tnijr)
+++Add the very popular texting. It is an additional worry.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (QwmrN)
Did not partake.
Their food is bland, but the bread is universally good. The people are nice as long as you're nice. The women are drop-dead hot. For a country boy like me - it's a fine time. An entitled urbanite would have a different opinion.
First time there - and I'd seen all the stories. It was better than New Jersey. My concerns were largely unfounded. Doesn't hurt that any red-blooded American male is several inches taller and many many pounds heavier than most of the natives. If you're not dicking around in stupid places, you're just fine.
Although my clueless dumb ass did not pick up on the fact that one of the managers was hitting on me until the last evening there. Why did she ? Because I was friggin' nice to them all. That's all you gotta' do. Be nice.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (Fc2Ik)
I know, I know; bad and obvious joke. please don't sue
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)
Yeah. Lawyers. We're all just crooks, thieves, liars and frauds who should be knelt down next to a ditch and shot in the head.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (jydBM)
Don't claim to be a part of any religion, but take bits and pieces that they like from various religions. It usually means they attend no religious services but believe in some kind of higher power.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (j0JAA)
The story is appalling, even by contemporary standards. It made me want to throw up.
Posted by: mnw at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (Cssks)
I remember when perjury was a crime for anyone. Good times.
Oh and fuck Walmart, they can chug a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (BHRVF)
Mayor Buttplug hopes he can get in on this one.
Posted by: Lump at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (ypPen)
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I decline to prosecute people who violate the motor vehicle statutes.
Posted by: Rachael Rollins at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (fUKvD)
My dad was in Columbia on a job and was being driven down the road when the next thing he knew he woke up in the hospital. Yeah crazy drivers down there. He had a concussion and when he came home sometimes if he was excited he would start speaking in Portuguese.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (vYSl+)
I couldn't believe it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (Iv8V1)
They are fucking insane.
Posted by: The White Devil
Ditto here. Got a rental at the airport and within 30 minutes I was reduced to a panic attack complete with shaking and breaking out in a cold sweat. Never. Again.
Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (2DOZq)
My biggest pet peeve is when there is road work and they close one
lane and tell you miles before it comes up and idiots stay in that lane
till the end trying to force others to let them in.. I don't
Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)
+++I am normally a pretty calm driver but when I see that situation I really get pissed off.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (uFznf)
Use you fuckin' horn.
Lean on that thing!
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (CwKdS)
- Barack H. Obama
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (fsa/N)
Keeper, prison guard, what's the dif?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:30 PM (Iv8V1)
lane and tell you miles before it comes up and idiots stay in that lane
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Gosh, I wonder why traffic is backed up?
Oh well, I'll just pass all these people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:30 PM (fsa/N)
Don't claim to be a part of any religion, but take bits and pieces that they like from various religions. It usually means they attend no religious services but believe in some kind of higher power.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg
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They generally also claim a 'personal morality', which is to say, no morality at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, ect., etc. at September 04, 2019 06:30 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)
Same here. Are they special? Get over in line, wait your turn just like everybody else.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:31 PM (Iv8V1)
I say: "Well at least 85, speedometer only goes up to 110".
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:32 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2019 06:32 PM (Tnijr)
down the road when the next thing he knew he woke up in the hospital.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (vYSl+)
Lanes are just kind of a suggestion, and the mopeds and scooters everywhere scare the shit outta' me. I would close my eyes for most of the trips.
One trip to the plant, a cute little girl is just scooting along, and the asshole driving us just about hit her. Man, I can't imagine being out there picking up parts of her. That was my limit right there.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:32 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:33 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (CwKdS)
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That sounds like Jesus.
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:33 PM (DuZls)
They are fucking insane.
Posted by: The White Devil
Ditto here. Got a rental at the airport and within 30 minutes I was reduced to a panic attack complete with shaking and breaking out in a cold sweat. Never. Again.
Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (oiNtH)
It's even worse than Italy, where drivers habitually straddle lane lines until and unless someone is nearby. My wife was terrified, but it was child's play after Boston.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:33 PM (Iv8V1)
Lean on that thing!
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (CwKdS)
+++
This is interesting about horn use. When I lived in Las Vegas I noticed that people honked their horns very frequently like I've seen on t.v. or movies in N.Y.C. Other places I've lived and here hardly ever do I hear a horn honked.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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I've seen semi drivers do that many times. I find it satisfying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, ect., etc. at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (fUKvD)
- Barack H. Obama
And he didn't say nothing about no crackers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, ect., etc. at September 04, 2019 06:30 PM (fUKvD)
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Well, really, it's there. But it's negotiable.
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (sGotD)
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Because of the brotherhood, right?
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (DuZls)
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I'm continually telling my children "if your actions change because you see someone else, your actions are probably wrong."
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (9+jnX)
An operational definition of a Third World country: one where everyone drives down the middle of the road, leaning on the horn most of the way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (Iv8V1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:32 PM (ju9gW)
Damn it ... once again, thread is at the end and it's just getting good. Why is this always the way ?
You believe that or you wouldn't say it. I got a personal code - pretty rigid in it's own way, as a matter of fact - but I'm not religious. Not anti-religious either.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Axeman
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'Malleable' is the description that I use. It can be adjusted to accommodate the rationalization of the moment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, ect., etc. at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM
Seen it. Shit, I've seen people parked up on islands in the middle of the road there.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (CwKdS)
Haven't seen that in a long time, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (fsa/N)
• It is advantageous to appear to subscribe to a general morality.
• It is advantageous to not be bound to a morality.
I do what is most advantageous.
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pig
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Pffft.
Posted by: Fiat 850 Spider at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (CwKdS)
When I get the honk and I'm in the wrong, typically because I lost someone in my blind spot, I give the wave. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (CwKdS)
+++Well then, I guess it's high time to get my thoughts known.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (9+jnX)
I don't get this.
And I think it's funny to not play along when it happens.
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:39 PM (CwKdS)
Posted by: Pig
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Pffft.
Posted by: Fiat 850 Spider at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (fUKvD)
Pikers.
Posted by: MG Midget at September 04, 2019 06:40 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)
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Like I said, I haven't seen it in years. It's still pretty common for people to wait ten or so seconds, though.
It's probably 75% raising and 25% that you go to church with the person.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:42 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 04, 2019 06:42 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:42 PM (Fc2Ik)
Posted by: Fiat 850 Spider at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (fUKvD)
Pikers.
MG Midget
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Hold my beer.
- T Bucket
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:43 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2019 06:43 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Pig
A friend of mine has an old tank, but he habitually drives about 35 mph on the freeways in LA.
Scares the crap out of me. He thinks he's being safer doing that, but I can see in the passenger side mirror people roaring up behind us before they realize he's doing half their speed, and frantically jerking the wheel to miss him. And me. /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:44 PM (Iv8V1)
Insufficient GOP Senators for ramming. Remember that Murkowski voted "no." There still is a VERY narrow path for a conservative nominee to get confirmed. Thanks to her "yes" vote on Kavanaugh, Susan Collins is in real trouble in ME.
Posted by: mnw at September 04, 2019 06:45 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 06:54 PM (Wx/+I)
Ten years ago, she won a sexual harassment settlement for Swetnick from NY Life.
Unless you believe in the coincidence of all coincidences, that Katz represented two Kavanaugh victims years apart and unknown to each other, that means Katz looked into her files of professional victims and sent Swetnick to Avenatti.
That means Ford's attorney is actively manufacturing other phony witnesses.
That's evidence and/or witness tampering.
Or, if you prefer, Obstruction of Justice.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 04, 2019 06:56 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: dave's common sense at September 04, 2019 07:36 PM (0hOKG)
btw, I think she lied totally, I just don't see what part of this is the smoking gun.
Posted by: em august at September 04, 2019 07:36 PM (62l03)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 04, 2019 07:45 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 04, 2019 07:46 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: Constantine XI at September 04, 2019 08:01 PM (yiAMj)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (9+jnX)
Where I live, they put up signs that say 'Lane Closed' well before you need to move over. Too bad they never say exactly which lane it is. Buying one kind of sign saves money I guess.
Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 08:06 PM (BHRVF)
Posted by: jdgalt at September 04, 2019 10:41 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Anony at September 04, 2019 11:21 PM (yJy4c)
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