Christine Blasey-Ford's Attorney: My Client Was Motivated to Make Claims Against Kavanaugh Partly to Protect Roe V. Wade

Now how 'bout that.

From John Sexton, quoting the Washington Examiner's Paul Bedard, who in turn quotes the lawyer and the book's author Ryan Lovelace:

In April this year, [Blasye's lawyer] spoke at the University of Baltimore’s 11th Feminist Legal Theory Conference titled “Applied Feminism and #MeToo.” Lovelace secured a video of her address and provided a clip to Secrets…

Katz said:

"In the aftermath of these hearings, I believe that Christine's testimony brought about more good than the harm misogynist Republicans caused by allowing Kavanaugh on the court. We were going to have a conservative [justice] … elections have consequences, but he will always have an asterisk next to his name. When he takes a scalpel to Roe v. Wade, we will know who he is, we know his character, and we know what motivates him, and that is important; it is important that we know, and that is part of what motivated Christine."

[The book's author] explained, "Ford's audience was not the Senate, as Katz had previously suggested, but the American people. If they could be persuaded that Justice Kavanaugh was a predator, then they might not accept a future ruling by the five Republican-appointed justices altering the right to obtain an abortion established by Roe v. Wade. Had the Senate understood Ford’s real motivation, as described by Katz, it might have appreciated more fully the pressure that 'organized forces' were applying."

Believe all women. Why would a woman lie about such a thing? I mean, apart from all the reasons human beings typically lie, such as to advance themselves or advance a cause they believe fervently in.

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1 Because Blasey-Ford is young and fertile and worried about an unwanted pregnancy.

Posted by: JAS at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dT9VH)

2 First!

Posted by: CliffClavin at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dyCMp)

3 Hold up.

Let me get my one-piece bathing suit on...

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (CwKdS)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (BjWJ1)

5 You gotta' admit, some women make it really, really easy to hate women.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (Fc2Ik)

6 Her beach friends made her do it.

Disgusting, lying, fucked up bitch.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)

7 When he takes a scalpel to Roe v. Wade

--

Scissors and long-handled spoons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -I have read all that, so now me also commenting here. at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (kRCmK)

8 Believe all women. Why would a woman lie about such a thing? I mean, apart from all the reasons human beings typically lie, such as to advance themselves or advance a cause they believe fervently in.

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And the money.

Don't forget the money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (BjWJ1)

9 Then sell the parts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -I have read all that, so now me also commenting here. at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (kRCmK)

10 Rats!

Posted by: CliffClavin at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (dyCMp)

11 Ends justify means?

Marat Time?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (B8WVv)

12 So she wasn't motivated by an urge to bring out the truth, but rather to score pro-abortion points?

They're implicitly admitting she lied.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (Iv8V1)

13 There's gambling in this establishment?!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (erI7l)

14 1 Because Blasey-Ford is young and fertile and worried about an unwanted pregnancy.
Posted by: JAS at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dT9VH)

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Abortion is a tenet of faith to the feminist left.

Just ask Ann Althouse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (BjWJ1)

15 Admit it, Ace -


We all knew what was behind Front Door #2.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (CwKdS)

16 People will never forget what kind of monster Bart O'Kaveynaw is - it's char-broiled into my hippocumulus.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (oZ6kz)

17 wait. we can overrule the SC?


good to know.

Posted by: x at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (nFwvY)

18 Why would a woman lie about such a thing? I mean, apart from all the reasons human beings typically lie, such as to advance themselves or advance a cause they believe fervently in.

The left kept demanding we answer: why would she lie?

My answer: Anita Hill. Mega-book deal and a tenured for life professorship. For starters.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:18 PM (O8WFE)

19 Applied Feminism?

Should I gird my loins?

Posted by: Hands at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (786Ro)

20 Misogynist Republicans lol.

These cucks can't step on their dicks fast enough to fall in line for the latest gynofad.

What I would like to see:

"Judge, would you be willing to choke a bitch?"

"Yes, senator I would and, in fact, I have. Only blue haired bitches, though."

"Well I think we've heard enough. Let's vote!"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (j3npP)

21 It's cute that they're worried the Dred Pirate Roberts would ever overturn Roe vs. Wade.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (Fc2Ik)

22 who was the overweight lush who said "women should be believed until they shouldn't be believed? Do I have the quote correct?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (ZqRa6)

23 Does Blasey have any kids?

Is she in the Two Door Sinning Mom Club?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

24 So she perjured herself?

Kav (and friends) should sue her.
Senate should prosecute her.
Make her pay or this becomes the new normal.

Posted by: The GOPe at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (bDqIh)

25 No way! You mean she put that second door there just for the heck of it?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)

26 Disgusting, lying, fucked up bitch.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)

Remember when she threw her very ill "friend" under the bus? She's a real peach.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (O8WFE)

27 >> Why would a woman lie about such a thing?


These are the questions we all ask ourselves.

Posted by: Scorpion at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (CwKdS)

28 Does this mean that if you support Roe vs. Wade, she'll keep her mouth shut if you (try to) rape her? Is this a feminism win? Because I don't know how this is scored, exactly.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (ju9gW)

29 **death stare**

Posted by: Alyssa Milano cosplaying a Handmaiden at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)

30 Gee you'd think the feminist would be up in arms since it would make us suspicious of rape charges ha?

I'll count to 3

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (85Gof)

31 So if the ends justify the means...

That's the message, right?

Yeah, that won't stir up any trouble.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (erI7l)

32 21 It's cute that they're worried the Dred Pirate Roberts would ever overturn Roe vs. Wade.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (Fc2Ik)

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He's more likely to overturn Chevron, and he's not that likely to overturn Chevron. That's Gorsuch's thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (BjWJ1)

33 A coven of evil bitches.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

34 What benefit would she have to lie?

Posted by: Leftards at September 04, 2019 05:21 PM (t6MX/)

35 A coven of evil bitches.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)


Heh. Check your email - I survived South America.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:21 PM (Fc2Ik)

36 Took her a while to come up with that whopper.

Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:21 PM (jm1YL)

37 >>In the aftermath of these hearings, I believe that Christine's testimony brought about more good than the harm misogynist Republicans caused by allowing Kavanaugh on the court.


Oh, go f#ck yourself.
It was OK to slander this man, ruin his personal and professional reputation, subject him and his family and friends to harassment because some nebulous "Republicans are misogynist."

EVIL

Posted by: The GOPe at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (bDqIh)

38 19
Applied Feminism?



Should I gird my loins?

either that or grid your lions.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (sGtp+)

39 She had a higher truth.

Snopes rates her lies as "mostly true"

Posted by: WisRich at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

40 What's particularly funny about all this is that Rape Bro turned out to be a squish like Roberts.

Guess they couldn't take any chances.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (erI7l)

41 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: davidt at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (0fJUZ)

42

Roe v Wade is their religion. In a nutshell.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (vEIlU)

43 Why is Allahpundit important?

I'm not sure who he is, but we talk about him a lot.

My question isn't sarcastic or facetious, btw. Just asking why he is mentioned so much.

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (5qHqN)

44 A modest proposal: Leftist "Womyn" who do dishonest and disgusting things like this in order to ruin men's lives have their OWN lives ruined.

A night in a cell block with the "good behavior" in mates ought to do the trick. A special kind of Conjugal Visit if you will.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (ujg0T)

45 1 Because Blasey-Ford is young and fertile and worried about an unwanted pregnancy.
Posted by: JAS at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dT9VH)


A liberal acquaintance's far-left rabid lesbian daughter is all-in on abortion. Figure that one out.

But to complicate matters, she and her "wife" talk about having children. The hangup right now is deciding which one wields the turkey baster, and of course, who loads it in the first place.

None of this makes the slightest bit of sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (Iv8V1)

46 When he takes a scalpel to Roe v. Wade,


What a curious choice of words for you to use, Baby Killer Esq.

Posted by: Hands at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (786Ro)

47 If they could be persuaded that Justice Kavanaugh was a predator, then they might not accept a future ruling by the five Republican-appointed justices altering the right to obtain an abortion established by Roe v. Wade.
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5. LOLGF

How's Darth Bader Ginsburg doing these days?

Posted by: MJ at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (gAMkn)

48 So if this were Walmart they'd ban men?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -I have read all that, so now me also commenting here. at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (kRCmK)

49 Christine Blasey Ford's attorney said she was partly motivated by desire to defend Roe v Wade (Update)

He is a liar. She was motivated by being paid by the DNC and that Scrunt from CA, Diane Finescrunt.

Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (mpXpK)

50 If you can't win elections, rule through the courts. If you can't stack the courts, resort to violence.

Sounds like a legitimate action plan.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (YslsA)

51 What's particularly funny about all this is that Rape Bro turned out to be a squish like Roberts.



Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:22 PM (erI7l)


I wasn't hearing a ton of spine as the guy was openly weeping during testimony.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (Fc2Ik)

52 47 If they could be persuaded that Justice Kavanaugh was a predator, then they might not accept a future ruling by the five Republican-appointed justices altering the right to obtain an abortion established by Roe v. Wade.
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5. LOLGF

How's Darth Bader Ginsburg doing these days?
Posted by: MJ at September 04, 2019 05:23 PM (gAMkn)

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Her most recent infusion of baby blood seems to be doing her well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (BjWJ1)

53 Speaking of witchy women . . .

Marianne Williamson@marwilliamson
I was born and raised in Texas so I've seen it. Millions of people today are praying that Dorian turn away from land, and treating those people with mockery or condescension because they believe it could help is part of how the overly secularized Left has lost lots of voters.

When I was growing up there was a vital religious Left. It is BECAUSE of my spiritual views that I'm a Democrat. The idea that religious or spiritual people should find no home in the Democratic Party is hardly the view of someone wanting to win in 2020.

-
How crazy are the Donks? Their witch is the voice of reason.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)

54 >> So if the ends justify the means...

That's the message, right?



Well it almost worked, didn't it?

And the part where Kavanaugh is forever smeared as a rapist, putting his work on all future cases before him re: rape, women's rights into question, worked quite well, thank you!

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (bDqIh)

55 Justice on Trial: The Kavanaugh Confirmation and the Future of the Supreme Court Hardcover - Jul 9 2019
by Mollie Hemingway

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (vEIlU)

56 Now, didn't she testify under oath? And now we learn she lied? Because muz principles? Still a liar perjurer.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (N39Ws)

57 He's more likely to overturn Chevron, and he's not that likely to overturn Chevron. That's Gorsuch's thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:20 PM (BjWJ1)


I live in hope that O'Connor v. Donaldson and Griggs v. Duke Power go the way of Dred Scott.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (Iv8V1)

58 Applied Feminism?


Should I gird my loins?
either that or grid your lions.


Lion status:[X] Girded[ ] Not girded

Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (T6t7i)

59 Wait until RBG is mort. We haven't seen contentious yet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)

60 Marianne Williamson@marwilliamson
I was born and raised in Texas so I've seen it. Millions of people today are praying that Dorian turn away from land, and treating those people with mockery or condescension because they believe it could help is part of how the overly secularized Left has lost lots of voters.


Fire up those crystals, Marianne. Your country needs you!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (Iv8V1)

61

She thought she was a hero. A martyr. I hope she rots in hell.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (vEIlU)

62 Screw this bitch with a rusty post hole digger.

If I never see her name anywhere again it will be too soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (wO3uY)

63 Did anyone remember to plug in RGB? She takes a while to charge up, don't forget.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (erI7l)

64 How crazy are the Donks? Their witch is the voice of reason.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)


No shit. Her and Sinema. Go figure.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Fc2Ik)

65 Kill moar babies

Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (nRWPy)

66 59 Wait until RBG is mort. We haven't seen contentious yet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)


That fight is going to be truly epic. It doesn't matter if PDT nominates King Solomon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Iv8V1)

67 When I was growing up there was a vital religious Left. It is BECAUSE of
my spiritual views that I'm a Democrat. The idea that religious or
spiritual people should find no home in the Democratic Party is hardly
the view of someone wanting to win in 2020.


There still is a religious component to the left. Granted, it's Moloch, but still.

Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (T6t7i)

68 #StiffArmAllWomen

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (QwmrN)

69 66 59 Wait until RBG is mort. We haven't seen contentious yet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)

That fight is going to be truly epic. It doesn't matter if PDT nominates King Solomon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Iv8V1)

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"Did you really advocate cutting a baby in half? I don't know what to think about this."
-The pro-abortion left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (BjWJ1)

70 >>> Believe all women.


I assume all people are lying unless they can provide evidence otherwise. Scientific method and all that.

Sometimes I can be polite about it and suggest that they are merely 'mistaken' unless they can demonstrate this 'event' they claim occurred did in fact occur.

If they persist, then they move into lying liars that lie category.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (1g7ch)

71 Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:21 PM (Fc2Ik)

Got it. Surviving is good!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

72 That fight is going to be truly epic. It doesn't matter if PDT nominates King Solomon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


So he might as well nominate someone that will truly send them over the edge. Justice Cruz has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)

73 CNN townhall just called me out for environmental racism ...

Posted by: Hurricane Dorian at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (sUC9+)

74 "The left kept demanding we answer: why would she lie?"

Because she's a Democrat?

Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (eAZVt)

75 So Chris and her beach friends are full of shit? Here's my internet shocked face. 00
0

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (uFznf)

76 Wait until RBG is mort. We haven't seen contentious yet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:25 PM (N39Ws)

That fight is going to be truly epic. It doesn't matter if PDT nominates King Solomon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Iv8V1)


Especially if it is a conservative, pro-life woman. They can't scream "non-partisan" after listening to RGB for decades.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (vEIlU)

77 They really should reboot Re-Animator built around keeping a decrepit politician alive with Dr. West

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (B8WVv)

78 Justice Cruz has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)


Sir, you have impeccable taste in judicial nominees. That is about damn perfect.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (Fc2Ik)

79 That fight is going to be truly epic. It doesn't matter if PDT nominates King Solomon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM (Iv8V1)


Especially if he noms King Solomon.

Icky Christians. They want to...keep babies alive!!

How disgusting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (erI7l)

80 Katz is a piece of work. One of her notable cases was suing the former hairdresser of Laura Bush for sexual harassment on behalf of a hair colorist.

She also has no black people as partners in her firm.

I'm sure that's not discrimination.

Posted by: MJ at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (gAMkn)

81 I assume all people are lying unless they can provide evidence otherwise. Scientific method and all that.

This is the core of the conservative position. People suck.

Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)

82 Yet, she dissembled.

Posted by: Hands at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (786Ro)

83 So he might as well nominate someone that will truly send them over the edge. Justice Cruz has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)


I agree. No point in doing this by halves. Cruz, or Barrett will drive the Reds nuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (Iv8V1)

84 This is why it is a mistake to turn congressional hearings into circuses.

Blasey-Ford should never have been given the time of day by the Judiciary Committee.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (w+Ped)

85 Yet, she perjured.

Posted by: Hands at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (786Ro)

86 Because Blasey-Ford is young and fertile and worried about an unwanted pregnancy.

Posted by: JAS at September 04, 2019 05:16 PM (dT9VH)

Oddly, it's the people LEAST likely to need an abortion that really want to murder infants. I think they're jealous.
LesbiansGay menBeta menFugly womenOld bags


Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (nRWPy)

87 "The left kept demanding we answer: why would she lie?"

Cause her lips were moving ?

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (LPnfS)

88

Anything to fight the white misogynist patriarchy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (aKsyK)

89 Granted, it's Moloch, but still.

Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:26 PM

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Those babies aren't going to kill themselves!

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM (DB16e)

90 http://bit.ly/2ZyqUXh
*******
U.S. offers $15M for info. to break up Iran's Revolutionary Guard's finances | One America News Network

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (BqBId)

91 81 I assume all people are lying unless they can provide evidence otherwise. Scientific method and all that.

This is the core of the conservative position. People suck.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)

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"That's society's fault! We just need to completely reset everything, then we'll be perfect! No problem!"
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (BjWJ1)

92 So he might as well nominate someone that will truly send them over the edge. Justice Cruz has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)


This would be so insanely awesome I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Cruz can then school Roberts. He needs a good opponent.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (vEIlU)

93 "Ford's audience was not the Senate, as Katz had previously suggested, but the American people. If they could be persuaded that Justice Kavanaugh was a predator, then they might not accept a future ruling by the five Republican-appointed justices altering the right to obtain an abortion established by Roe v. Wade.

Had the Senate understood Ford's real motivation, as described by Katz, it might have appreciated more fully the pressure that 'organized forces' were applying."



That assumes some of the people on the Senate Judiciary committee weren't in on it.

They were.

For example, who let the Soros activists who cornered Flake in an elevators to videotape their confrontation into the building?

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (bDqIh)

94 God damn the filthy Jews to hell for what they have done to this world!
Posted by: Mark Matis at September 04, 2019 05:29 PM

Word!

Posted by: Inhan Infidelity Infidel Homar at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (uFznf)

95 I've come to the conclusion that most men want to believe all women. Don't know why it is, maybe they hold such high regard for their own mothers and mothers are nature's nurturers. Women pretty much receive lighter sentences for the same crimes a man may commit. I think many men stay in marriages well past the kill date - on the part of the wife and her behavior. Unless he is a horn-dog himself, the man will put up with most anything other than infidelity. I think both sexes can be bad news, equally.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (9+jnX)

96 Oddly, it's the people LEAST likely to need an abortion that really want to murder infants. I think they're jealous.
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I will not have you talking about Jennifer Anniston that way.

Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (T6t7i)

97 "The left kept demanding we answer: why would she lie?"

Stupidest argument I've ever heard. Why did Jussie Smollett lie? Why do people humiliate themselves on, e.g., Jerry Springer?

Attention whoring. Simple as that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (Iv8V1)

98 Don't quote the trolls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (erI7l)

99
When you cause a commotion
To save post-birth abortion

That's a Blasey!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (SHtRW)

100 Gee you'd think the feminist would be up in arms since it would make us suspicious of rape charges ha?
Hot tip they don't care about that either

Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (nRWPy)

101 Women, like vertical stripes, lie.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (CwKdS)

102 That asterisk means absofuckingluty nothing.

Because it only exists in the left's fevered minds.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (lQn8Y)

103 That assumes some of the people on the Senate Judiciary committee weren't in on it.



Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:30 PM (bDqIh)


There's the rub. If RBG finally gives it up, will the GOPe really back another conservative ? Or will they undercut Trump in favor of a globalist ?

I don't know. But I'm not 100% that they wouldn't.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (Fc2Ik)

104 And, since the worthless DOJ refused to prosecute the liars that Grassley referred, there will be more Dr. Blasiey-Chain Fords in the future.

Posted by: Ever at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

105 I mean, apart from all the reasons human beings typically lie, such as to advance themselves or advance a cause they believe fervently in.


It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: Benn Penn at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)

106 Would I lie to you? Would I lie to you honey?

Posted by: Annie Lennox at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (uFznf)

107 5 You gotta' admit, some women make it really, really easy to hate women.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (Fc2Ik)

Women can turn men gay. No gene. It's the Helmholtz-Hiesenburg formulation of I'd rather take a dick than to be bombarded with Harpy particles theory.

The science is settled!

Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (BHRVF)

108 Whereas, Horizontal stripes just accentuate the truth.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (CwKdS)

109 Bleach bucket needed stat.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (wO3uY)

110 If Aliens landed today and watched a weeks worth of news, they'd think all men keep raping women, getting them pregnant and women keep aborting the babies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (erI7l)

111
How interesting that the lawyer (Debra Katz) doesn't realize this is a confession.

And also doesn't realize that thanks to her, there is an asterisk next to future accusers.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (8YsoX)

112 african migrants receive free flights to united states

breaking news

Refugees on Flights is paying for flights so African migrants can fly to the united states

ebola outbreak map . com just broke this story

Posted by: bill at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (6K7U0)

113 81 I assume all people are lying unless they can provide evidence otherwise. Scientific method and all that.

This is the core of the conservative position. People suck.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)


That's because they were raised in a capitalist society, comrade. New Socialist Man will never lie. We promise!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (Iv8V1)

114
I will not have you talking about Jennifer Anniston that way.

50 year old Jennifer Anniston

Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (nRWPy)

115 103
There's the rub. If RBG finally gives it up, will the GOPe really back another conservative ? Or will they undercut Trump in favor of a globalist ?

I don't know. But I'm not 100% that they wouldn't.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:31 PM (Fc2Ik)

=========

People have some weird delusions about McConnell.

If there's anything he's committed to above anything else it's making the judiciary conservative.

He'd force a Cruz or Amy Comey Barrett nomination to replace RBG down the Democratic Party's throat with absolute glee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (BjWJ1)

116 24 So she perjured herself?

Kav (and friends) should sue her.
Senate should prosecute her.
Make her pay or this becomes the new normal.

Posted by: The GOPe at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (bDqIh)


This is the new normal.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (INOp5)

117 Especially if he noms King Solomon.

Icky Christians. They want to...keep babies alive!!

-
Well, he was all about cutting babes in half so he might squeak through.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)

118 Sounds like Marianne is having the beginnings of a walk away movement. Maybe she'll run third party.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (j0JAA)

119 Chrissy Ford and the beach people opened for Lita Ford in 89. "Went to a party last Saturday night, I didn't get laid..I got in a fight, uh huh...it aint no big thing"..

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (uFznf)

120 Isn't it just possible - I mean this only as an off-the-wall, stream of consciousness suggestion - that maybe, just maybe, more people are "exhausted" by wokery than by Trump?

Asking for an enemy.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (VaN/j)

121 He'd force a Cruz or Amy Comey Barrett nomination to replace RBG down the Democratic Party's throat with absolute glee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (BjWJ1)


I hope you're right. I've just seen the GOP grab defeat from the jaws of victory for about four decades now.

I'm a little jaded.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (Fc2Ik)

122 On my word as a Beach Friend.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (CwKdS)

123 prior to the kavanaugh hearings there was a tape going around (it may have been linked here) of a leftist activist who darkly hinted at a plan to take down whoever the nominee may be, and if it didn't work to foil the appointment it would smear him and advance the larger cause.

does anybody recall this? i haven't read mollie hemingway's book, but i've seen no mention of it being there.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (Pg+x7)

124 Well, now we know why she never reported the rape in Maryland.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (NjJUT)

125 Mitt Romney
45s

Today the administration announced that funding for two military construction projects in Utah will be diverted to funding for the border wall.
The Executive branch should use the appropriate channels in Congress, not divert already appropriated funding.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (NFEMn)

126 121 He'd force a Cruz or Amy Comey Barrett nomination to replace RBG down the Democratic Party's throat with absolute glee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:33 PM (BjWJ1)

I hope you're right. I've just seen the GOP grab defeat from the jaws of victory for about four decades now.

I'm a little jaded.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM (Fc2Ik)

=========

McConnell is a bit squishy on average, but you can count on him in two areas: judges and the first amendment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (BjWJ1)

127 I assume all people are lying unless they can provide evidence otherwise. Scientific method and all that.

-
Ah! The Jussie Smollett rule.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

128 Her story was ridiculous and to be frank , even if accurate and not a lie as I believe, it was not a big deal as described.

The confirmation hearings were truly bizarro world.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (/8r1I)

129 110
If Aliens landed today and watched a weeks worth of news, they'd think
all men keep raping women, getting them pregnant and women keep aborting
the babies.





Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:32 PM (erI7l)

Why do you think they keep bringing their probes here? Earth girls are easy.

Posted by: Leftards at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)

130 This is the core of the conservative position. People suck.

People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling...

Posted by: Dr. Kelso at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (7s3Gx)

131 Hi my name is jacob joseph i just added a link to

http://ace.mu.nu/ on ebola outbreak map . com

please be sure to add a link to ebola outbreak map . com on http://ace.mu.nu/

ebola outbreak map . com keeps track of ebola virus news

Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (6K7U0)

132 Next year, we should send AlextheChick to the "Feminist Legal Theory Conference." Hilarity is sure to ensue.

Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (XKZwp)

133 That was a warning Highness. Next time my hand flies on its own because where I come from there are penalties when a woman lies.

Posted by: The Man in Black at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (BRpqW)

134 On my word as a Beach Friend.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM

Member that time you and I were pinned down at Omaha beach and I had to splash my hot sauce on the krauts? Scary stuff man.

Posted by: Hillary (HIC) (Shart) Not Prez at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (uFznf)

135 106
Would I lie to you? Would I lie to you honey?

Posted by: Annie Lennox


Sweet dreams is the best song of the 80s. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (T6t7i)

136 Do we need Ebola news?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (erI7l)

137 Pookysgirl, why do you hate happyfunalex?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (GTrGw)

138 Somehow, ebola, crystals, and Jennifer Anniston are interrelated. Must ponder.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (RD7QR)

139 So an officer of the court admits to a plot to undermine the authority of SCOTUS, the highest court in the land, with impunity

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (2Exik)

140 ''Why is Allahpundit important?

I'm not sure who he is, but we talk about him a lot.

My question isn't sarcastic or facetious, btw. Just asking why he is mentioned so much.''

He used to be sane and ran a decent blog. Now he's dug himself into the same crazytoons hole that CJ of LGF inhabits. Sad.

Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (jm1YL)

141 McConnell is a bit squishy on average, but you can count on him in two areas: judges and the first amendment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (BjWJ1)


Xi's a snake, I don't count on him at all.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (INOp5)

142 Didn't Scooter Libby go to jail for not remembering one little bullshit detail.

I remember when perjury was a crime for anyone. Good times.

Oh and fuck Walmart, they can chug a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (BHRVF)

143 The Senate should have launched an investigation into the various tech companies that "scrubbed" her social media.

Wouldn't you love to see the discovery documents there?

I bet all sorts of CEOs were involved with left-wing activists.

Posted by: Blago at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (zuvmW)

144 139 So an officer of the court admits to a plot to undermine the authority of SCOTUS, the highest court in the land, with impunity

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (2Exik)


But muh abortions!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (erI7l)

145 Sweet dreams is the best song of the 80s. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM

Who am I to disagree.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (uFznf)

146 I hope you're right. I've just seen the GOP grab defeat from the jaws of victory for about four decades now.
I'm a little jaded.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:34 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (umTCE)

147 EBOLA UNITED STATES

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Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (6K7U0)

148 Sweet dreams is the best song of the 80s. Prove me wrong.

De gustibus non est disputandum.

Now excuse me while I continue listening to the opening theme of John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (7s3Gx)

149 The Empress arrives astride a Sybian equipped manatee cracking a whip and giggling maniacally?

That would be cool to behold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (B8WVv)

150 People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling...
Posted by: Dr. Kelso at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (7s3Gx)


I also have a chewy, hateful center - kinda' like a angry tootsy-roll pop.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (Fc2Ik)

151 >>Sweet dreams is the best song of the 80s.




Here Comes the Rain, Again.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (CwKdS)

152 Disgusting, lying, fucked up bitch.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)
........

It's indelible in my hippocampus.

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

153 Women, sure they cheat, lie, and steal but you just wait until our times comes. Then you are going to see real vengeance and revenge.

Posted by: The Gaystapo at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (pw+jk)

154 I hope he landed in Washington DC

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (erI7l)

155 If Aliens landed today and watched a weeks worth of news, they'd think
all men keep raping women, getting them pregnant and women keep aborting
the babies.
------------------------------------------------------------------
They'd also believe that blacks and whites killed each other in the streets on sight, that gays were imprisoned, that Muslims were in ghettoes and Mexicans in concentration camps, that Trump was actually a Russian agent and that teachers, first responders and police officers were unpaid volunteers doing the Lord's work for little or no pay.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (NFEMn)

156 Can you imagine what these soul-less jackals will do to Amy Comey Barret?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (jcbE3)

157 >>>My question isn't sarcastic or facetious, btw. Just asking why he is mentioned so much.''


Clickbait friends.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (INOp5)

158 145
Sweet dreams is the best song of the 80s. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: pep at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM



Who am I to disagree.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (uFznf)

Come on, Eileen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (t6MX/)

159 >>Come on, Eileen.


My buddy's mom was named Eileen

poor guy

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (CwKdS)

160 "...and that is part of what motivated Christine."

So it took this long to invent a rationalization? She didn't go in with the explicit, predetermined plan to smear a SCOTUS nominee to dishonestly halt the process? It was part of an even bigger scheme to get future rulings asterisked?

Uh huh.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (6eEQ+)

161 I mean, apart from all the reasons human beings typically lie, such as to advance themselves or advance a cause they believe fervently in.


Just like Muslims and taqqiya then?

Posted by: Bruce at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (vd8XM)

162 Sweet dreams is the best song of the 80s. Prove me wrong.

De gustibus non est disputandum.

Now excuse me while I continue listening to the opening theme of John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (7s3Gx)

Tears for Fears "Everybody Wants to Rule the World."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (NFEMn)

163 I assume all people are lying unless they can provide evidence otherwise. Scientific method and all that.

-
Ah! The Jussie Smollett rule.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)


Said in jest, but true in fact: the more outre the story, the more convincing the evidence must be. If you claim a horse passed by because there's a hoof print on the ground, I'd believe you. If you claim it's a unicorn's hoof print, I want to see a horse with a horn coming of its head before I'll believe a word of it.

Her story, much like Smollett's, was laughably unbelievable on its face.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (Iv8V1)

164 139 So an officer of the court admits to a plot to undermine the authority of SCOTUS, the highest court in the land, with impunity

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (2Exik)


ROFLLLLL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (erI7l)

165 What if I dyed my hair blue?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (B8WVv)

166 DeBlasio: Abortion is sacred.
Pelosi: Abortion is a sacrament.

This is how they view it. Destroying a man's life is small potatoes compared to protecting that. No hard feelings, Judge Kavanaugh. Nothing personal, really, you're just the one who was chosen therefore you must be sacrificed to our gods.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (COzlW)

167 'Why is Allahpundit important?

Maybe to some, Don't know why anyone would GAF about him or that horse shit site of whores known as hoot err. I don't know why anyone even posts about him. Fucking You Tube barbeque channels get more hits. Maybe because he is now a traitorous cunt that people care about him? Not sure. I haven't knowingly been there in three years. Let them bulwark their cocks until they bleed. IDGAF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (uFznf)

168 153 Women, sure they cheat, lie, and steal but you just wait until our times comes. Then you are going to see real vengeance and revenge.

Posted by: The Gaystapo at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (pw+jk)


And when you say "piece of ass" you really mean it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (INOp5)

169 Pookysgirl, why do you hate happyfunalex?


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 04, 2019 05:37 PM (GTrGw)

I don't hate Alex, I think she'd enjoy it! Especially if we promised martinis afterwards.

Posted by: pookysgirl, scrivener extraordinaire at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (XKZwp)

170 massive herpes outbreak tracked to 6K7U0's mom

best ban that IP just to make sure

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (ykYG2)

171 155
If Aliens landed today and watched a weeks worth of news, they'd think

all men keep raping women, getting them pregnant and women keep aborting

the babies.

------------------------------------------------------------------

They'd also believe that blacks and whites killed each other in the
streets on sight, that gays were imprisoned, that Muslims were in
ghettoes and Mexicans in concentration camps, that Trump was actually a
Russian agent and that teachers, first responders and police officers
were unpaid volunteers doing the Lord's work for little or no pay.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:39 PM (NFEMn)

+++
That would be funny if all they received was CNN blasted at them day and night.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (9+jnX)

172 159 >>Come on, Eileen.


My buddy's mom was named Eileen

poor guy
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (CwKdS

Sorry. That ROFLLLL was for you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (erI7l)

173 I teen tries to feel up a girl over her swimsuit. I don't know how that could even be an issue to address. It's insanity.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (/8r1I)

174 159
>>Come on, Eileen.





My buddy's mom was named Eileen



poor guy

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (CwKdS)

No sympathy for the Mom?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)

175 I anxiously await a 2:00 no knock raid at either front door of Balllsie.s house. For lying to congress.


I will be waiting a long, long time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (pw+jk)

176 Hi my name is jacob joseph i just added a link to

http://ace.mu.nu/ on ebola outbreak map . com

please be sure to add a link to ebola outbreak map . com on http://ace.mu.nu/

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Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (6K7U0)
.......

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Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

177 If you claim it's a unicorn's hoof print, I want to see a horse with a horn coming of its head before I'll believe a word of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (Iv8V1)

There a fork stick out at the end of her tongue.

Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (BHRVF)

178 So the new rule is make up shit to protect what you believe in a court of law. Have to remember that one.

Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (BbGew)

179 63 Alabama
Maybe we should send her over to Skip. After he's done recharging his truck he could recharge RBG.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (vYSl+)

180 Eileen didn't look like Stacy's mom.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (CwKdS)

181 DeBlasio: Abortion is sacred.
Pelosi: Abortion is a sacrament.

This is how they view it. Destroying a man's life is small potatoes compared to protecting that. No hard feelings, Judge Kavanaugh. Nothing personal, really, you're just the one who was chosen therefore you must be sacrificed to our gods.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (COzlW)

But what is it really? Do they just enjoy killing babies?
Or is abortion the linchpin in their plan to destroy the nuclear family?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)

182 If I want spam postings, I prefer lace wig machines for sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (B8WVv)

183 So the new rule is make up shit to protect what you believe in a court of law. Have to remember that one.
Posted by: Skip


I'll allow it

...Jussie...

Posted by: Bruce at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (vd8XM)

184 DeBlasio: Abortion is sacred.

Pelosi: Abortion is a sacrament.



This is how they view it.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:41 PM (COzlW)


Meh - I'm in the minority on this. They want to kill their own children, whom they will otherwise raise to attempt to enslave my children. I don't worry too much about ending it. It's not every day that my enemy insists on killing their own.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (Fc2Ik)

185 I. Am. IMPORTANT!!!!!!

Posted by: Allah Pussy at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (pw+jk)

186 180 Eileen didn't look like Stacy's mom.
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (CwKdS)

She looked just like Jessie's girl

Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (BHRVF)

187 DeBlasio: Abortion is sacred.
Pelosi: Abortion is a sacrament.


But the death penalty for serial murderers is immoral.

Oh.

OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (Iv8V1)

188 Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (6K7U0)

--------

MACHINES FOR SALE!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (jcbE3)

189 179 63 Alabama
Maybe we should send her over to Skip. After he's done recharging his truck he could recharge RBG.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (vYSl+)


She's got a three prong 220v Hubbel connection. I hope he can accommodate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (erI7l)

190 Eileen didn't look like Stacy's mom.
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (CwKdS)

Looked like Stacy's mom's beat-up liberal college professor older sister

Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (NFEMn)

191 When Notorious RBG goes room temp, David French's tears shall not restore her - so let it be written - so let it be done.

Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (32YRo)

192 3 hour ebola orgasm maps.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (QwmrN)

193 There's no penalty to lying about a Supreme Court nominee, so the GOP should take notes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

194 So the new rule is make up shit to protect what you believe in a court of law. Have to remember that one.

Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 05:42 PM (BbGew)

===
Only if you are a fascist/communist/socialist/progressivist. Otherwise you get rousted and go to jail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (pw+jk)

195 More abortions means more damaged post-abortion women, who make footsoldiers for the Left.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (ykYG2)

196 >>Come on, Eileen.


My buddy's mom was named Eileen

poor guy
=====

I knew a lesbian named Eileen when I lived in San Diego. She claimed to have slept with Ann Wilson of Heart and not only Nancy McKeon of the Facts of Life, but all the other girls too.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (JcXHH)

197 EBOLA UNITED STATES

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Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM

Ha! Styxhexenhammergotterdammerung is gonna have his knickers in a twist over this.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (COzlW)

198 Yea, but Kavanaugh HAD A BEER!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (uFznf)

199 More abortions means more damaged post-abortion women, who make footsoldiers for the Left.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Time to crank up the pussy hat inventory

Posted by: Bruce at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (vd8XM)

200
So this was another of those phoney-baloney "my lie was intended to raise issues" defamations the Left specializes in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM (Wx/+I)

201
MACHINES FOR SALE!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (jcbE3)

++++
Always loved this one.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (9+jnX)

202 This seems credible

Posted by: Inogame at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (BJKrb)

203 160
"...and that is part of what motivated Christine."



So it took this long to invent a rationalization? She didn't go in
with the explicit, predetermined plan to smear a SCOTUS nominee to
dishonestly halt the process? It was part of an even bigger scheme to
get future rulings asterisked?



Uh huh.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (6eEQ+)

It had more to do with "OMG Resist!!!" than anything else. They can spin their stupid "kill more babies" as if it were a moral good (which they think it is) but it's still about their not having the power. It's always that, always.

My sister the therapist, who was a lefty herself and still has a lot of lefty tendencies left over from her last marriage and her milieu keeps telling me that they think that abortion and being leftists is the more MORAL position. It's smarter and more objectively good to be a leftist.I have to point out to her that their positions are NOT moral, just the opposite, but she insists that they really believe that killing infants (because women shouldn't have to have babies they don't want) is far far more moral.

Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (nRWPy)

204 But what is it really? Do they just enjoy killing babies?
Or is abortion the linchpin in their plan to destroy the nuclear family?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)


The latter, plus it's a way of agitating among the distaff side.

Same reason the Left is all-in on homosexuality and transgenders: it's a way to agitate among a minority that considers itself aggrieved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (Iv8V1)

205 193
There's no penalty to lying about a Supreme Court nominee, so the GOP should take notes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 04, 2019 05:44 PM (KZzsI)
If only there existed an opposition to the Dems.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (N39Ws)

206 I knew a lesbian named Eileen when I lived in San Diego. She claimed to have slept with Ann Wilson of Heart and not only Nancy McKeon of the Facts of Life, but all the other girls too.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 04, 2019 05:45 PM

Pics or, well, you know the rules round here.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (uFznf)

207 I think y'all missed Garret's joke.

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Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (6K7U0)

209 123
I thought that was in a tweet by Christine crazy Ford. Maybe I'm not remembering right but I did hear about that.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (vYSl+)

210 If I want spam postings, I prefer lace wig machines for sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (B8WVv)


You'd look nice in a pair of Ugg Boots

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

211 The latter, plus it's a way of agitating among the distaff side.



Same reason the Left is all-in on homosexuality and transgenders:
it's a way to agitate among a minority that considers itself aggrieved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (Iv8V1)

Is there a divisive issue that the left has not employed to political effect?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (t6MX/)

212 Broken record time.


It's always The Ends Justify the Means for the Left.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (/8r1I)

213 she insists that they really believe that killing infants (because women shouldn't have to have babies they don't want) is far far more moral.
Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (nRWPy)


How about killing criminals that society doesn't want? Same reasoning, and it applies a forteriori.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (Iv8V1)

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Posted by: Western Ebola and Finance Maps at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (RD7QR)

215 198 Yea, but Kavanaugh HAD A BEER!

I believe boofing was also involved.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (O8WFE)

216
More abortions means more damaged post-abortion women, who make footsoldiers for the Left.

Yep, they'll have them forever because of the guilt AND it's a money laundering scheme.

Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)

217 When did this Smart Military Blog becomes the WHO?

Ebola?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (erI7l)

218 If they could be persuaded that Justice Kavanaugh was a predator, then they might not accept a future ruling by the five Republican-appointed justices altering the right to obtain an abortion established by Roe v. Wade.
_________________

Maybe they should first not accept that constitutional rights can be created out of thin air by supreme court justices, since that is not the way our system is supposed to work.

Once they've recovered from that outrage, then they can be outraged about 5 justices trying to undo what should never have been done in the first place.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (k4dH2)

219 But what is it really? Do they just enjoy killing babies?

Or is abortion the linchpin in their plan to destroy the nuclear family?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
===
Healing power of "and" my friend. It is always "and."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (pw+jk)

220 FREE FLIGHTS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS
..........

HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

221 Pure evil.

Posted by: Max Power at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (llxrS)

222 The Empress arrives astride a Sybian equipped manatee cracking a whip and giggling maniacally?

That would be cool to behold.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (B8WVv)


Machine gun & American flag while riding the Velociraptor !!!

Sometimes the Classic Look is best ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Poster Critic ... at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (LPnfS)

223 Jacob is selling 3M dust masks off EBay for a profit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (erI7l)

224 Is there a divisive issue that the left has not employed to political effect?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:47 PM (t6MX/)


Nope. They've pretty much tagged the bases. The transgender thing is probably their last gasp, unless they decide to go for the whole burrito and mainstream pedophilia, necrophilia, or bestiality.

Which I wouldn't put past them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (Iv8V1)

225 156 Can you imagine what these soul-less jackals will do to Amy Comey Barret?

It'll be racism with her. The rape thing probably won't get far with a chick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM (O8WFE)

226 I sure hope someone's emotional support horse didn't get Ebola on that flight. Think of the emotional toll.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (uFznf)

227 Can you imagine what these soul-less jackals will do to Amy Comey Barret?
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Yes. Women are especially vicious towards other women and if you are in any way conservative - it will be epic.

Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

228 ''I have to point out to her that their positions are NOT moral, just the opposite, but she insists that they really believe that killing infants (because women shouldn't have to have babies they don't want) is far far more moral. ''

Are there no birth control pills? No IUDs? No diaphragms? No condoms?

Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (jm1YL)

229 Might not accept a ruling by 5 conservative justices?

I didn't know not accepting a Supreme Court ruling was an option offered by the constitution.

Does that mean we can choose to not accept the R v W ruling?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (dNzKv)

230 But what is it really? Do they just enjoy killing babies?
Or is abortion the linchpin in their plan to destroy the nuclear family?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 05:43 PM

Desensitizing society to killing. Period. If people are a-okay with abortion, hey what about the elderly, and the very sick, and euthanasia sounds good, and young people who want to commit suicide well why not???? And on and on.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (COzlW)

231 Which I wouldn't put past them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:48 PM

They are working on it I am sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (uFznf)

232 Some women really like to kill babies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (dNzKv)

233 "When he takes a scalpel curette to Roe v. Wade..."

Posted by: Average Guy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (BaHwF)

234 Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:46 PM (6K7U0)

------------

There goes John Jacob Joseph Heimer Shit

La la la la la la la

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (jcbE3)

235 FREE FLIGHTS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS
..........

Why do they have to come here to get their goodies?

Why not just send them their welfare checks and their ballots where they are?

If there are no borders, then why should they have to cross said non-existent border in order to get their free stuff?

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (fV4fe)

236 Can we put an asterisk next to any RBG ruling because...
Zombie

Posted by: Bruce at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (vd8XM)

237 Are there no birth control pills? No IUDs? No diaphragms? No condoms?

Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:49 PM (jm1YL)

And *gasp* no keeping your damned legs closed for a few seconds?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (t6MX/)

238 Ends justify means?

Marat Time?

Posted by: Anna Puma

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Charlotte Corday time.

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (fV4fe)

239 Lace Wigs was a better spammer than Ebola Outbreak Map.

Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (l/6vt)

240 Abortion is just a way to get rid of those minorities and back country yokels who have no chance of going Ivy League, and therefore, what is the point of them even existing?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (dNzKv)

241 206 I knew a lesbian named Eileen when I lived in San Diego. She claimed to have slept with Ann Wilson of Heart and not only Nancy McKeon of the Facts of Life, but all the other girls too.

Nancy McKeon did have that lesbo look. Blaire in real life was a nice Christian girl though. Can't see her getting her freak on with a chick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM (O8WFE)

242 "Posted by: jacob joseph"

Yer kinda weird...

Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM (eAZVt)

243
If we applied the death penalty like women get abortions, people would get whacked for jaywalking, littering, 16 items in the supermarket express line, and driving slow in the fast lane.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM (Wx/+I)

244 So she lied to protect her ability to fornicate and murder.

Just keep stacking them up, lady.

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (fV4fe)

245 53 Speaking of witchy women . . .

Marianne Williamson@marwilliamson
I was born and raised in Texas so I've seen it. Millions of people today are praying that Dorian turn away from land, and treating those people with mockery or condescension because they believe it could help is part of how the overly secularized Left has lost lots of voters.

When I was growing up there was a vital religious Left. It is BECAUSE of my spiritual views that I'm a Democrat. The idea that religious or spiritual people should find no home in the Democratic Party is hardly the view of someone wanting to win in 2020.
____________________

Clearly Marianne has not been paying attention.

The Dim party is the same party that booed at the mention of God at their 2012 convention.

You're not welcome in their party, Marianne. And neither is any other person of faith. The Dims think you're ignorant and superstitious fools. Is that really a party you want to represent?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (k4dH2)

246 Some women really like to kill babies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (dNzKv)


My favorite story ever - my lib ass of a sister was droning on and on about abortion, so when she'd say "right to choose", I'd tack on "to kill your kid inside your womb".

Pushed her so close to the edge that she let out kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course, grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a chewy hateful center.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Fc2Ik)

247 239 Lace Wigs was a better spammer than Ebola Outbreak Map.
Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 05:51 PM (l/6vt)

Lace ebola in all colors and sizes. Apply for loan for lace ebola.

Posted by: Western Ebola and Finance Maps at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (RD7QR)

248 I hope he landed in Washington DC

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Here's hoping LAX - or they threw him out upon approach over Hollywood.

Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (32YRo)

249 If we applied the death penalty like women get abortions, people would get whacked for jaywalking, littering, 16 items in the supermarket express line, and driving slow in the fast lane.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM

I'll ad. Making 14 different lottery transactions at the gas station and THEN scratching off tickets at the counter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (uFznf)

250 If we applied the death penalty like women get abortions, people would get whacked for jaywalking, littering, 16 items in the supermarket express line, and driving slow in the fast lane.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Not seeing the issue....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (lQn8Y)

251 9 Places Ebola is Breaking Out in Your State.
#6 Will SHOCK you!

Posted by: Ebola Clickbait at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (OZ50/)

252
When your publicity stunt
Wastes tax money, you cunt!

That's a Blasey!


Is there any chargeback mechanism available to make sure she pays back the gov't since it appears-

she perjured herself and ran scam on the Senate and defrauded the gov't?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (SHtRW)

253 Why no one ever considers not having sex as an option to abortion.


Is sex a human right? Cause I'm getting that wrong I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (erI7l)

254 "The ends justify the means!"
Says every soul who ever made the Faustian bargain.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (w7KSn)

255 249 If we applied the death penalty like women get abortions, people would get whacked for jaywalking, littering, 16 items in the supermarket express line, and driving slow in the fast lane.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM

I'll ad. Making 14 different lottery transactions at the gas station and THEN scratching off tickets at the counter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (uFznf)


And right-turn blockers. Gotta get them too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (Iv8V1)

256 I think many, if not most of the American people saw it as bullcrap, and it had the exact opposite impact she anticipated. I know my blue dog democrat mother and stepfather didn't buy it at all and it damaged their support.

Posted by: Keith at September 04, 2019 05:54 PM (jdGlx)

257 232
Some women really like to kill babies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (dNzKv)

+++
No doubt about it. Perhaps they think it gives them some wicked power. Lord knows there are a plenitude of preventive measures out there so they would not get pregnant it the first place. Makes you wonder.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (9+jnX)

258 Pushed her so close to the edge that she let out
kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course,
grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a
chewy hateful center.




Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Fc2Ik)

Like a good brother should be.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (t6MX/)

259 Uh oh, Amy Coney Barret and her husband have 7 children. Five of them biological and two adopted children from Haiti. Their youngest biological child has special needs.

This alone will cause the abortion cabal to explode.

Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (oiNtH)

260 So none of this was indelible in her hippocampus?

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

261 246
Some women really like to kill babies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (dNzKv)

My
favorite story ever - my lib ass of a sister was droning on and on
about abortion, so when she'd say "right to choose", I'd tack on "to
kill your kid inside your womb".

Pushed her so close to the edge
that she let out kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I,
of course, grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy
filling and a chewy hateful center.




Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Fc2Ik)
Well played sir. I hope to shake your someday for that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (N39Ws)

262 https://www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/ orgasm-during-birth

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (QwmrN)

263 My Pillow>Lace Wigs>Ebola Outbreak Map

Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (32YRo)

264 If we applied the death penalty like women get abortions, people would get whacked for jaywalking, littering, 16 items in the supermarket express line, and driving slow in the fast lane.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

----

And just because "it's the humane thing to do when you have a convict that you can't care for the way they should be cared for."

"I mean, I plan to take care of convicts, but LATER, after I have a career. I just can't take care of them RIGHT NOW."

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (fV4fe)

265 Why no one ever considers not having sex as an option to abortion.


Anal. No babies. Even if you don't pull out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (lQn8Y)

266 Posted by: jacob joseph at September 04, 2019 05:36 PM (6K7U0)
---
Oh, you're the bitch who's been spamming Lucianne with fake ebola news stories, complete with sourcing that's always an outright lie. I don't think you're going to fool many people here.

Posted by: Kevin at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (hjaPQ)

267 I would never lie. I've only had 4 bottles so far today. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Mom at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (EgshT)

268 Pushed her so close to the edge that she let out kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course, grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a chewy hateful center.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Fc2Ik)


Aka Moron In Good Standing.

Well done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (erI7l)

269 259
Uh oh, Amy Coney Barret and her husband have 7 children. Five of them
biological and two adopted children from Haiti. Their youngest
biological child has special needs.



This alone will cause the abortion cabal to explode.

Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (oiNtH)
Let's hope the opposition doesn't have any incriminating info on her adoptions - a la Roberts

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (N39Ws)

270
Is sex a human right? Cause I'm getting that wrong I think.




Sex is a human right if you are trans or gay.

So not for Christians or any other non-Muslim religion.

Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (l/6vt)

271 Well played sir. I hope to shake your ___ someday for that.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (N39Ws)

Sister? Tallywhacker?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 05:57 PM (t6MX/)

272 If we applied the death penalty like women get abortions, people would get whacked for jaywalking, littering, 16 items in the supermarket express line, and driving slow in the fast lane.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I'm pretty cool with the 'driving slow in the fast lane' death penalty - just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:57 PM (32YRo)

273 Why do they have to come here to get their goodies?Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:50 PM (fV4fe)
I seem to recall a study where it actually turned out cheaper to just send a bunch of Syrians a check rather than to bring them into your country.

Doesn't work with Palestinians though. We've been sending them billions for years and yet were about to import a bunch. Why is the US doing that?

Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:57 PM (BHRVF)

274 Nancy McKeon did have that lesbo look. Blaire in real life was a nice Christian girl though. Can't see her getting her freak on with a chick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 04, 2019 05:52 PM (O8WFE)
........

What about Tootie? She came across as a real whippersnapper.

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

275 >>Clearly Marianne has not been paying attention.

The Dim party is the same party that booed at the mention of God at their 2012 convention.

You're not welcome in their party, Marianne. And neither is any other person of faith. The Dims think you're ignorant and superstitious fools. Is that really a party you want to represent?
- - - -

It's like they hear all the insults directed at Catholics, evangelicals, televangelists and they think, "Oh, well I don't like those guys, so we're on the same side. I'm an acceptable Christian!"

Ms. Williamson seems to be almost at the point of realizing that no, there are no acceptable Christians in her crowd. Only fake ones who will use their Christianity in service of their political goals (see: Obama and his 'brother's keeper' crap).

Swallow the red pill, Marianne!

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

276 ''Pushed her so close to the edge that she let out
kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course,
grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a
chewy hateful center.''

Next time she brings up the ''right to choose'' bullshit ask her if choosing birth control over killing babies wouldn't be a better choice.

Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 05:58 PM (jm1YL)

277
Also:
Extreme couponers

Sorting change by denomination and serial number at the counter

Complicated orders while others are waiting

Crossing four lanes in 30 feet

Six tries to back into a parking space

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Wx/+I)

278 I'm pretty cool with the 'driving slow in the fast lane' death penalty - just saying.

Posted by: Boswell

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And I'm OK with the death penalty for tailgating me when there are 4 other lanes you could be in.

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (fV4fe)

279 Swallow the red pill, Marianne!
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)


I think she's moonbat crazy.

But I also think she means well. No way should she be in charge of a bake sale, let alone a country.

She'd probably be a fine neighbor.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Fc2Ik)

280 Trump needs to nominate his next judcial choice RIGHT NOW

NOW.

Not in a few months, not when Ginsberg or some other justice kicks it, not when there's a retirement. NOW.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (KZzsI)

281 Stacy's mom has a lot going on

https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4

Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (BbGew)

282 FLEX TAPE > My Pillow>Lace Wigs>Ebola Outbreak Map

Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 05:55 PM (32YRo)

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

283 265 Why no one ever considers not having sex as an option to abortion.


Anal. No babies. Even if you don't pull out.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 05:56 PM (lQn8Y)

"And that's how lawyers are born."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

284 We are strong! We are invincible! We are...*hic* *thud*

Posted by: Wine Mom at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (EgshT)

285 ''Pushed her so close to the edge that she let out
kind of a small exasperated shriek and stomped off. I, of course,
grinned. Because I'm a bastard-coated bastard with bastardy filling and a
chewy hateful center.''

Forgot to ask..wise big brother or pesky little brother?

Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (jm1YL)

286 "I wasn't hearing a ton of spine as the guy was openly weeping during testimony.

Posted by: The White Devil"


FOAD, choad.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (3eOtK)

287 *sneeks in*

*ounce*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (d7Ww2)

288 Is there a bigger clusterfuck than the CNN candidate town hall on Climate Change?

Castro opened the bidding with $10 trillion

Yang wants the government to pay to move people to higher ground. Does this include Obama?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (2Exik)

289 287 *sneeks in*

*ounce*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (d7Ww2)

An ounce of what?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

290 Yang wants the government to pay to move people to higher ground. Does this include Obama?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (2Exik)

Eminent domain his spindly ass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)

291 Whitedevil, that's called the Taranto Effect (after James Taranto). The theory is that conservatives have babies and liberals don't, so over time the population will get more conservative. There's certainly no doubt that they had to import a lot of legal and illegal voters and gin up identity grievances to stay competitive. Without the imports and the other misfits, they'd be banished to irrevance, eventually dying out like latter-day Shakers.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (A4DFu)

292 An ounce of what?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

Nurses?

Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (BHRVF)

293 Quick search shows that the human hippocampus is identifiable at about 13 weeks gestation and by 18-20 weeks the hippocampus closely resembles the adult structure.

Blasey-Ford regaled us with the memories of Kavanaugh assault seared in her hippocampus.
I wonder if she cares what an aborted human fetus has seared into ITS hippocampus. A pair of forceps? A hot poker? Whatever?

I'm guessing not.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (mvenn)

294 289
287 *sneeks in*



*ounce*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (d7Ww2)



An ounce of what?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)



LOooooooovvve.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (t6MX/)

295 >>Next time she brings up the ''right to choose'' bullshit ask her if choosing birth control over killing babies wouldn't be a better choice.

Right to choose. . .
-- with whom she has sex (will he stick around if pregnant?)
-- when she has sex
-- what kind of sex (not all sex is procreative IYKWIM)
-- what protection is used

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

296 Yang wants the government to pay to move people to higher ground. Does this include Obama?

Posted by: Ignoramus

---

They should punish all of us right-wingers by forcing us to live on beachfront property on Hawaii!

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (fV4fe)

297 It's cute that they're worried the Dred Pirate Roberts would ever overturn Roe vs. Wade.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 05:19 PM (Fc2Ik)

I've read where Taney & the other justices who were the SCOTUS majority on the Dred Scot decision were motivated to make that decision by their collective fear of a civil war, the rumblings which could be heard even in 1852.That Dred Scot would make a civil war certain never occurred to them.

Same with Roberts, I think, as well as a great many Establishment Republicans, who resemble the old Whigs in nearly every aspect. They strive for a mystical middle and only manage to aggravate the divisions.

Posted by: troyriser at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (mSO8Y)

298 Also:
Extreme couponers

Sorting change by denomination and serial number at the counter

Complicated orders while others are waiting

Crossing four lanes in 30 feet

Six tries to back into a parking space
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Wx/+I)


I recently had a wild man weaving in and out of traffic cut across four lanes of traffic from the fast lane to pass me in the breakdown lane as I entered the freeway, after which he cut back across four lanes of traffic to get back into the fast lane.

Maybe he has prostate problems. I dunno.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (Iv8V1)

299 Off icky sock!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (bDqIh)

300 I'm an acceptable Christian!"

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My gospel are Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Marx. Especially Marx.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

301 Yang is just, "Here's a dollar. Go get my car."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (COzlW)

302 And I'm OK with the death penalty for tailgating me when there are 4 other lanes you could be in.

Posted by: RKae

Wow, even if I'm gently honking you, too?

Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (32YRo)

303 *POUNCE*

dammit

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (d7Ww2)

304 Forgot to ask..wise big brother or pesky little brother?
Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (jm1YL)


I'm the oldest of three. Also, the dude that's known to have no fucks to give. I used to have several fucks to give, when I was younger. By the time I hit thirty, all my fucks had been expended.

I don't get along with lib sister, and don't really try to. The youngest sister is pretty cool, though. I don't really understand how all three of us came from the same house. Then again, I don't understand how my daughter turned into what she is either.

I've come to believe you can only parent to a point, and kids are going to be what they are.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (Fc2Ik)

305 290 Yang wants the government to pay to move people to higher ground. Does this include Obama?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (2Exik)

Eminent domain his spindly ass.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)


And then turn it into section 8 housing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (Iv8V1)

306 You could walk faster than Dorian is moving

Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)

307 294 289
287 *sneeks in*



*ounce*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:01 PM (d7Ww2)



An ounce of what?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)



LOooooooovvve.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 04, 2019 06:03 PM (t6MX/)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (jydBM)

308 and the death penalty to patients who are 20 minutes late for their 15 minute appointment

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (d7Ww2)

309 159
>>Come on, Eileen.





My buddy's mom was named Eileen



poor guy

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 05:40 PM (CwKdS)
==========================Was one leg shorter than the other?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (4LbHt)

310
All those people in LA and SF, are we going to buy them out because of earthquakes?

Are we going to evacuate Seattle because of volcanoes?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (Wx/+I)

311 Marianne Williamson comes from a Jewish background, but fortunately for her the Left could never turn on the Jews. They'd never come looking for apostates of Jewish descent neither /

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (ykYG2)

312 and Insom!

you'll pay for your insolence, now go to my room!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (d7Ww2)

313 This makes me very fucking angry and sad. All the focus just to keep the murder of babies legal. What a sad sad fucking cunt she is.

Posted by: usntakim at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (0OmEj)

314 303 *POUNCE*

dammit
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:04 PM (d7Ww2)

In that case, WOOHOO!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (jydBM)

315 I recently had a wild man weaving in and out of traffic cut across four lanes of traffic from the fast lane to pass me in the breakdown lane as I entered the freeway, after which he cut back across four lanes of traffic to get back into the fast lane.

Maybe he has prostate problems. I dunno.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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What I love (sarcastically) is the guy who tailgates me in the slow lane, until he JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, then lurches into the other lane, zooms angrily past me... and immediately takes the next exit.

Not just a dick, but a stupid dick.

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (fV4fe)

316 Why no one ever considers not having sex as an option to abortion.

Abstinence education doesn't work. Every kid is going to rut like a moose in heat. The only people who believe in Abstinence are inbred bible humpers.

/Every single leftist ever

Posted by: bonhomme at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (9t0Zz)

317 312 and Insom!

you'll pay for your insolence, now go to my room!
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh no. Eek.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (jydBM)

318 Leif Olson being reinstated after being falsely accused of antisemitism.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (4e+hS)

319 All those people in LA and SF, are we going to buy them out because of earthquakes?


Are we going to evacuate Seattle because of volcanoes?




In one of my various fantasy worlds, there is a place on our tax forms where we want our money to go. Me, I'm all about the guns and the space weapons.

Let the libs take care of cash for illegals.

Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (l/6vt)

320 You could walk faster than Dorian is moving

Posted by: Skip

So, if it sashayed instead of walked it would be...Dorian Ghey?

Posted by: Boswell at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (32YRo)

321 "For a price I'd do about anything
Except pull the trigger
For that it'd take a really good cause"

Is the opening lines of Queensryche's Operation Mindcrime, about a killer named Niki who encounters an organization willing to pay him that "price", a "really good cause".

Surely, people lie for a "really good cause".

Believe all women, for Athena rose whole from the forehead of Zeus, and other myths.

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)

322 Crossing four lanes in 30 feet

Six tries to back into a parking space
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Wx/+I)

These two? These two right here are going to get me in trouble someday.

Posted by: Western Ebola and Finance Maps at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (RD7QR)

323 Marianne Williamson doesn't claim to be a Christian and wasn't raised as one. She was speaking of faith as a spiritual person who now sees that the Dem party as a whole has no love for religious Jews or Christians.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (j0JAA)

324
What I love (sarcastically) is the guy who tailgates me in the slow lane, until he JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, then lurches into the other lane, zooms angrily past me... and immediately takes the next exit.



Standing at a light. Third or fourth car. Light changes from red to green. Nothing happens. I wait. No one moves. No one. The light is green. No one moves. They just wait. And wait.


I am forced to beep.

Once I beep, the car in front will move. But not until that point.


/yes, I secretly control traffic

Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (l/6vt)

325 I say the current global climate is too cool and that we need to heat up.

Posted by: MAGA at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (I5LRE)

326 Abstinence education doesn't work. Every kid is going to rut like a moose in heat. The only people who believe in Abstinence are inbred bible humpers.

/Every single leftist ever
Posted by: bonhomme at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (9t0Zz)
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Because it's natural.

...

And screw some trannies--haterz!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)

327 ''*POUNCE*

dammit''

It only takes one little mistake. You might think that 'rons and 'ettes would overlook a simple typing error. You would be wrong.

Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (jm1YL)

328 FOAD, choad.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 04, 2019 06:00 PM (3eOtK)


I owe you an apology, Rob. I always believed you were a cold, unimaginative, tight-lipped poster. But you're really quite emotional, aren't you ?

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (Fc2Ik)

329 To me it is embarrassing to be of the same sex as those who are so daft in the head and witless that they not only allow themselves to get pregnant, but think the only solution is to murder a human being. And to top it off, they think the government should pay for the carnage.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM (9+jnX)

330 Crossing four lanes in 30 feet
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Wx/+I)

My niece's 18-year-old friend was pulled over by a cop recently. She was in the second left lane on a 4-lane highway so she moved over to the left shoulder. Cop screamed at her to move to the right shoulder. She got hit by a car as she attempted it, was hospitalized. Car totaled. Cop blamed her, gave her a truckload of tickets. Her mom got a lawyer.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM (COzlW)

331 Leif Olson being reinstated after being falsely accused of antisemitism.

I just read that... Good

Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM (O2RFr)

332 Alabama just enacted a law making it illegal to drive in the left lane unless you're passing. You can drive up to one and a half miles before being ticketed. There are exceptions for emergencies, heavy traffic, and inclement weather.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 04, 2019 06:11 PM (hjaPQ)

333 What I love (sarcastically) is the guy who tailgates me in the slow lane, until he JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, then lurches into the other lane, zooms angrily past me... and immediately takes the next exit.

Not just a dick, but a stupid dick.

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 06:06 PM (fV4fe)


Yep. Or the wild guy - as in the one above - who is blocked in the faster lanes, and so veers over to the slow lane to pass everybody at 90 mph. Of course my guy went even further, and actually passed in the breakdown lane. I've never seen anyone do that before.

I seriously wondered if he were being chased by the cops, but apparently not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:11 PM (Iv8V1)

334 ''What I love (sarcastically) is the guy who tailgates me in the slow lane, until he JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, then lurches into the other lane, zooms angrily past me... and immediately takes the next exit. ''

Tailgating(not the eating and partying kind)is the subject of the latest "Mayhem'' commercial. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (jm1YL)

335 Sorry, but the cop is right. Always pull over to the right breakdown lane.

Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

336 not-terribly OT, check this shit out
https://t.co/Nx2DKAdREg

"Jussie Smollett lawyers: Even if actor faked attack, cops didn't need to investigate it so vigorously"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (ykYG2)

337
Roasting some veggies in the oven. Some of the onions were burnt. In order not to distress Her Majesty, I was forced reluctantly to pick them off and eat them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (Wx/+I)

338 You could walk faster than Dorian is moving

Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
........

and watch two McCain funerals already.

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

339 To me it is embarrassing to be of the same sex as those who are so daft in the head and witless that they not only allow themselves to get pregnant, but think the only solution is to murder a human being.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM (9+jnX)
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Don't be embarrassed. You're an individual.

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (DuZls)

340 332 Alabama just enacted a law making it illegal to drive in the left lane unless you're passing. You can drive up to one and a half miles before being ticketed. There are exceptions for emergencies, heavy traffic, and inclement weather.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 04, 2019 06:11 PM (hjaPQ)


That used to be the law in California, and to some extent still is the practice here once you get out of urban areas. The traffic in those is so heavy that every lane needs to be pressed into service, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (Iv8V1)

341 323 Marianne Williamson doesn't claim to be a Christian and wasn't raised as one. She was speaking of faith as a spiritual person who now sees that the Dem party as a whole has no love for religious Jews or Christians.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 04, 2019 06:09 PM (j0JAA)

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Well good for her.

Posted by: MAGA at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (I5LRE)

342 But Gorsuch

Posted by: ... at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (uEbPt)

343 I like the guy who tailgates the car in front in the right lane for miles, then moves over to the left lane just as you catch up to them, but doesn't go any faster. So you are stuck behind two knuckleheads driving side by side for miles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

344 and watch two McCain funerals already.

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
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Come now, some hyperbole is just over the top.

I mean, c'mon, McCain's funeral is still going on, isn't it?

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (DuZls)

345 "Jussie Smollett lawyers: Even if actor faked attack, cops didn't need to investigate it so vigorously"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:12 PM (ykYG2)


Too bad Ted Bundy think of that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM (Iv8V1)

346 Standing at a light. Third or fourth car. Light changes from red to green. Nothing happens. I wait. No one moves. No one. The light is green. No one moves. They just wait. And wait.


When that happens to me, I say "That's a green light buddy ! We can go on them in THIS country !"

Posted by: JT at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (arJlL)

347 it is embarrassing to be of the same sex as those who are so daft in the head and witless that they not only allow themselves to get pregnant, but think the only solution is to murder a human being

I share a chromosome with Jussie Smollett, so... there's that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

348 Wow, Jim Sensenbrenner not running for re-election next year.

You can tell which party is in trouble by who has more retirements before the next election, and the GOP is hemorrhaging incumbents.

Posted by: DahlandMeier at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (pK2lC)

349 I like the guy who tailgates the car in front in the right lane for miles, then moves over to the left lane just as you catch up to them, but doesn't go any faster. So you are stuck behind two knuckleheads driving side by side for miles.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:13 PM

That's where an RPG would come in handy. Preferably turret mounted and laser guided.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (uFznf)

350 Stupid Friggin troll is here

Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (O2RFr)

351 She was speaking of faith as a spiritual person..

This isn't directed at you personally, but I absolutely hate it when people describe themselves as "spiritual but not religious".

What. The. Hell. Does. That. Mean?

What? You're doing Yoga once a week and occasionally meditate? And that makes you "spiritual" and someone who does religious study and prays multiple times per day isn't?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (9t0Zz)

352 McCain's funeral is still going on, isn't it?

That's his honeymoon.

Posted by: Iblis' barbed schlong at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (ykYG2)

353 I seriously wondered if he were being chased by the cops, but apparently not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:11 PM (Iv8V1)

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I've seen people drive like that around Cincinnati.

Every time I go through.

Zip across four lanes, then slingshot back.

I guess they do that because Ohioans have no concept of what the "fast lane" actually is. It's weird - cross into Michigan or Kentucky and within a few miles, traffic is moving faster as people follow the discipline of speed.

Posted by: Former Hospital Patient A.H. Lloyd at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

354 So she lied for Moloch.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (QwmrN)

355 Wow, Jim Sensenbrenner not running for re-election next year.


Who needs term limits. All you need is a little Orangemanbad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (dNzKv)

356 It's weird - cross into Michigan or Kentucky and
within a few miles, traffic is moving faster as people follow the
discipline of speed.
Posted by: Former Hospital Patient A.H. Lloyd at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)


I'll be damned. When I think Fine Drivers, my home state of Kentucky never enters my mind.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (Fc2Ik)

357 millions have signed up on FB to storm area 51 in new mexico on sept 20th.

gotta get in on that crazy action.

ALIENSTOCK 2019!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (d7Ww2)

358 Craziest driving (In the US anyway) I've ever seen was Boston. Their middle finger is their turn signal. And if you weren't doing 85, Whoo boy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (uFznf)

359
I share a chromosome with Jussie Smollett, so... there's that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

++++
LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (9+jnX)

360 To me it is embarrassing to be of the same sex as those who are so daft in the head and witless that they not only allow themselves to get pregnant, but think the only solution is to murder a human being.


Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:10 PM


I feel the same thing as a female. fistbump.

Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (l/6vt)

361 "spiritual but not religious"

It means they are nuts.

Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (Tnijr)

362 Posted by: DahlandMeier at September 04, 2019 06:14 PM (pK2lC)

Come sit on my lap, I got sumptin' to show you, honey.

Posted by: Iblis' barbed schlong at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (ykYG2)

363 Nothing is worse than a Pennsylvanian driving outside of Pennsylvania. They think the left lane is the tourist lane.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (dNzKv)

364 What. The. Hell. Does. That. Mean?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 04, 2019 06:15 PM (9t0Zz)
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I think it means they don't see themselves as "belonging" to any "religion", but they have spiritual "interests".

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)

365 Ditto on Boston. Went there for training, drove to class one day. Took the car back to Hertz that evening.

They are fucking insane.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:17 PM (Fc2Ik)

366 There is a whole wing of fighter aircraft within minutes of Area 51

Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2019 06:18 PM (BbGew)

367 I could be out in the middle of Texas and see a long line of cars trailing a slow car in the left lane. 10 times out of 10, the lead car is sporting PA tags.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

368 Lord! What did we do to deserve this?
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MSNBC to outdo CNN with two-day climate change forum with 12 candidates
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Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls)

369 John 8:44

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (pkvuH)

370


So she really is a bizarre harpie psychopath!

Funny that.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (z8c2c)

371 Ohio drivers dick around in the left line like nobody's business.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (Fc2Ik)

372 "spiritual but not religious"

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"I don't know what Jesus actually said, but I've created some fan-fiction scriptures in my head that I refer to."

Posted by: RKae at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (fV4fe)

373 MSNBC to outdo CNN with two-day climate change forum with 12 candidates

A subject the American people could care less about
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Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (O2RFr)

374 Montreal has some terrible drivers

Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

375 ANOTHER lawyer's code of professional ethics violation!

A lawyer MUST cease representing a client when the lawyer knows the client is going to commit a fraud or crime. In this case Ballsy Ford's attorney is saying she knew her client was going to lie before a Senate committee.

She needs an examination by the bar.

Posted by: torabora at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (Y274z)

376 I just spent a couple weeks in Colombia. Holy shit, no way I'd drive there. Not gonna' happen.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (Fc2Ik)

377 I've seen so many people run reds of late it is ridiculous. The only accident I've ever had was years ago when a car ran a red on my green, hit me and had my car spinning. Even now it is difficult to just accelerate immediately when the light turns green without a good look-see.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (9+jnX)

378 You haven't been to Pennsylvania until you pull away from a toll booth and another driver rushes up beside you and blocks you from getting over to take the correct direction on the turnpike and you have to explain to your kids why you are taking a 30 minute trip in one direction so you can turn around and drive 30 minutes back to be where you were.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (fsa/N)

379 Montreal has some terrible drivers

Raises hand.. Come to CA , the land of illegal drivers... Literally

Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (O2RFr)

380 I don't know about worst drivers in general, but the worst truckers I ever saw were all in Pennsylvania. They think their trucks are sports cars.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (ju9gW)

381 >> Her mom got a lawyer.


To teach her how to obey the rules of the road?

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (CwKdS)

382 I was motivated to criminality in order to save the Republic. I should be lauded.

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (fUKvD)

383 376 I just spent a couple weeks in Colombia. Holy shit, no way I'd drive there. Not gonna' happen.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:20 PM (Fc2Ik)

How was the coca?

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (QwmrN)

384 I don't know what Jesus actually said, but I've created some fan-fiction scriptures in my head that I refer to.

Woohoo!

Posted by: some thirty-odd gospels written 200-800 AD at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (ykYG2)

385 IIRC Alabama just recently passed a law making it illegal to drive in the left lane for more than a mile and a half.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (fsa/N)

386 358 Craziest driving (In the US anyway) I've ever seen was Boston. Their middle finger is their turn signal. And if you weren't doing 85, Whoo boy.


Yep. Guy passes 40 cars lined up merged into a lane closure. He DID NOT pass me. I kinda, sorta got in the middle where he could not pass. So he tries to pass me on the right berm! I kinda sorta ran him off the road a little. So he cuts off the guy behind me as I drive REAL SLOWWWWWW.....


Massachusetts plates.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 04, 2019 06:23 PM (Vy7tf)

387 Just don't piss off the Ancient Aliens, OK?

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

388 Anywhere near an Indian Reservation is the winner.


Fire Water + Iron Steed = Auto Madness

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:23 PM (CwKdS)

389

Ace on allahpundit: So did you hear this crazy new menu item? It's a taco shell with a hot dog in it, covered in pizza chesse and tuna salad!


What, no bacon?

Wait, is it technically a sammich?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (kqCSX)

390 A lawyer MUST cease representing a client when the lawyer knows the client is going to commit a fraud or crime.

If nothing else it's a conflict of interest. The client is stepping on his lawyer's turf!

Posted by: some thirty-odd gospels written 200-800 AD at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

391 357 millions have signed up on FB to storm area 51 in new mexico on sept 20th.

gotta get in on that crazy action.

ALIENSTOCK 2019!
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (d7Ww2)

They'll get run over by jacked bald dudes driving large black SUVs.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (jydBM)

392 MSNBC to outdo CNN with two-day climate change forum with 12 candidates
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Could be worse. Could be a two-day Yoko retrospective.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)

393 >>I don't know what Jesus actually said


"Let He Who Is The Slow Traffic Keep Right"

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (CwKdS)

394 /sock.

I know, I know; bad and obvious joke. please don't sue

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

395 MSNBC to outdo CNN with two-day climate change forum with 12 candidates
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Could be worse. Could be a two-day Yoko retrospective.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM

The best part? I won't see a fucking nanosecond of any of it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (uFznf)

396 Half the people in the country are barely functioning retards.
How would you expect them to drive? It's a miracle that there are not more accidents.

Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (Tnijr)

397 You haven't been to Pennsylvania until you pull away from a toll booth and another driver rushes up beside you and blocks you from getting over to take the correct direction on the turnpike and you have to explain to your kids why you are taking a 30 minute trip in one direction so you can turn around and drive 30 minutes back to be where you were.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:21 PM (fsa/N)

That is the genius of penn dot. 1000ft wide toll plaza, first exit 300ft after.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (dNzKv)

398 I know why Massachusetts drivers are bad. It's the roads they learn on. Lane lines? Whodafuk needs dose?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (ju9gW)

399 Craziest driving (In the US anyway) I've ever seen was Boston. Their middle finger is their turn signal. And if you weren't doing 85, Whoo boy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:16 PM (uFznf)


Boston is the worst. I was driving a new car there and almost caused a five car wreck when I stopped for a yellow light. I could hear the tires screaming behind me, and yelling obscenities at me. I didn't know that Bostonians typically accelerate when approaching a yellow light, and four or five cars will actually run the red light.

The good news: driving there made me a better driver. For example, I learned to LOOK both ways before starting off from a green light, to avoid getting mooshed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (Iv8V1)

400 I don't know about worst drivers in general, but the worst truckers I ever saw were all in Pennsylvania. They think their trucks are sports cars.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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It was just after dark when the truck started down
The hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas.

Posted by: Harry Chapin at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (fUKvD)

401 don't know what Jesus actually said

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The part telling us we are our brothers' keepers is the most important thing Jesus said.

- Barack H. Obama

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (fsa/N)

402 The game we played with Toll Booths was :

You aren't allowed to pay the Toll until you change 7 Lanes.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (CwKdS)

403 My biggest pet peeve is when there is road work and they close one lane and tell you miles before it comes up and idiots stay in that lane till the end trying to force others to let them in.. I don't

Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

404 396
Half the people in the country are barely functioning retards.

How would you expect them to drive? It's a miracle that there are not more accidents.

Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2019 06:25 PM (Tnijr)

+++Add the very popular texting. It is an additional worry.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (9+jnX)

405 How was the coca?
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 04, 2019 06:22 PM (QwmrN)


Did not partake.

Their food is bland, but the bread is universally good. The people are nice as long as you're nice. The women are drop-dead hot. For a country boy like me - it's a fine time. An entitled urbanite would have a different opinion.


First time there - and I'd seen all the stories. It was better than New Jersey. My concerns were largely unfounded. Doesn't hurt that any red-blooded American male is several inches taller and many many pounds heavier than most of the natives. If you're not dicking around in stupid places, you're just fine.

Although my clueless dumb ass did not pick up on the fact that one of the managers was hitting on me until the last evening there. Why did she ? Because I was friggin' nice to them all. That's all you gotta' do. Be nice.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (Fc2Ik)

406 394 /sock.

I know, I know; bad and obvious joke. please don't sue
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

Yeah. Lawyers. We're all just crooks, thieves, liars and frauds who should be knelt down next to a ditch and shot in the head.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (jydBM)

407 "spiritual but not religious"

Don't claim to be a part of any religion, but take bits and pieces that they like from various religions. It usually means they attend no religious services but believe in some kind of higher power.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (j0JAA)

408 I just read "Justice On Trial," by Mollie Hemingway & Carrie Severino, about the Kavanaugh hearings.

The story is appalling, even by contemporary standards. It made me want to throw up.

Posted by: mnw at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (Cssks)

409 142 Didn't Scooter Libby go to jail for not remembering one little bullshit detail.

I remember when perjury was a crime for anyone. Good times.

Oh and fuck Walmart, they can chug a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 05:38 PM (BHRVF)


Mayor Buttplug hopes he can get in on this one.

Posted by: Lump at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (ypPen)

410 I didn't know that Bostonians typically accelerate when approaching a yellow light, and four or five cars will actually run the red light.
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I decline to prosecute people who violate the motor vehicle statutes.

Posted by: Rachael Rollins at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (fUKvD)

411 376 AD
My dad was in Columbia on a job and was being driven down the road when the next thing he knew he woke up in the hospital. Yeah crazy drivers down there. He had a concussion and when he came home sometimes if he was excited he would start speaking in Portuguese.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (vYSl+)

412 I once saw a driver in Boston cut off an ambulance that had its lights and sirens on. The guy - and I'm not making this up - drove up onto the center divider, gunned his car to pass the ambulance, then cut back down onto the roadway in front of the ambulance.

I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (Iv8V1)

413 Ditto on Boston. Went there for training, drove to class one day. Took the car back to Hertz that evening.

They are fucking insane.
Posted by: The White Devil

Ditto here. Got a rental at the airport and within 30 minutes I was reduced to a panic attack complete with shaking and breaking out in a cold sweat. Never. Again.

Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (oiNtH)

414 I should be allowed to ram the car in front of me at a stop light if they don't go when the light turns green by the count to three if they have their head down they in their phone.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

415 403
My biggest pet peeve is when there is road work and they close one
lane and tell you miles before it comes up and idiots stay in that lane
till the end trying to force others to let them in.. I don't

Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

+++I am normally a pretty calm driver but when I see that situation I really get pissed off.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (9+jnX)

416 There used to be some funny you tube videos of bumper cars on the autobahn right after unification former Federal Republic of Germany Mercs and Porsche meeting GDR Trabants.

Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (gmo/4)

417 I enjoy construction traffic where everyone is tailgating in the left lane and alternating between 65 mph and stopped, and I'm in the right lane going a steady 30 mph and not touching the brakes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (fsa/N)

418 BREAKING: Urgent! DeBlasio might drop out if he doesnt' make the cut for the October debate. Leaving at least 5 people disappointed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (uFznf)

419 >> I should be allowed to ram the car in front of me at a stop light if they don't go when the light turns green by the count to three if they have their head down they in their phone.


Use you fuckin' horn.


Lean on that thing!

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (CwKdS)

420 The part telling us we are our brothers' keepers is the most important thing Jesus said.

- Barack H. Obama
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:26 PM (fsa/N)


Keeper, prison guard, what's the dif?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:30 PM (Iv8V1)

421 My biggest pet peeve is when there is road work and they close one
lane and tell you miles before it comes up and idiots stay in that lane

-

Gosh, I wonder why traffic is backed up?

Oh well, I'll just pass all these people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:30 PM (fsa/N)

422 "spiritual but not religious"

Don't claim to be a part of any religion, but take bits and pieces that they like from various religions. It usually means they attend no religious services but believe in some kind of higher power.
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg
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They generally also claim a 'personal morality', which is to say, no morality at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, ect., etc. at September 04, 2019 06:30 PM (fUKvD)

423 403 My biggest pet peeve is when there is road work and they close one lane and tell you miles before it comes up and idiots stay in that lane till the end trying to force others to let them in.. I don't

Posted by: It's me donna at September 04, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)


Same here. Are they special? Get over in line, wait your turn just like everybody else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:31 PM (Iv8V1)

424 My last ticket was coming back from Baja in my F350 on I-5 just north of L.A. heading up towards the Grapevine late at night. 6 fucking lanes and some numb is doing 65 in the far left lane with no other cars in sight. Naturally I pass him on the right, get pulled over and written up. Officer asks me: "do you know how fast you were going?"
I say: "Well at least 85, speedometer only goes up to 110".

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

425 "Personal Morality" = "These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:32 PM (ju9gW)

426 What is with the Brits? Can't they get their shit together? I thought the Queen suspended Parliament or something.

Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2019 06:32 PM (Tnijr)

427 My dad was in Columbia on a job and was being driven
down the road when the next thing he knew he woke up in the hospital.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (vYSl+)


Lanes are just kind of a suggestion, and the mopeds and scooters everywhere scare the shit outta' me. I would close my eyes for most of the trips.

One trip to the plant, a cute little girl is just scooting along, and the asshole driving us just about hit her. Man, I can't imagine being out there picking up parts of her. That was my limit right there.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:32 PM (Fc2Ik)

428 just get into both lanes and do the zipper-merge thingy at the end. nothing stopping y'all from doing that too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 04, 2019 06:33 PM (ykYG2)

429 "Let He Who Is The Slow Traffic Keep Right"
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:24 PM (CwKdS)
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That sounds like Jesus.

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:33 PM (DuZls)

430 413 Ditto on Boston. Went there for training, drove to class one day. Took the car back to Hertz that evening.

They are fucking insane.
Posted by: The White Devil

Ditto here. Got a rental at the airport and within 30 minutes I was reduced to a panic attack complete with shaking and breaking out in a cold sweat. Never. Again.
Posted by: Cheri at September 04, 2019 06:28 PM (oiNtH)


It's even worse than Italy, where drivers habitually straddle lane lines until and unless someone is nearby. My wife was terrified, but it was child's play after Boston.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:33 PM (Iv8V1)

431 Use you fuckin' horn.





Lean on that thing!

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (CwKdS)

+++
This is interesting about horn use. When I lived in Las Vegas I noticed that people honked their horns very frequently like I've seen on t.v. or movies in N.Y.C. Other places I've lived and here hardly ever do I hear a horn honked.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (9+jnX)

432 Watch an old Top Gear when the boys drive in India at night!

Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (gmo/4)

433 just get into both lanes and do the zipper-merge thingy at the end. nothing stopping y'all from doing that too.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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I've seen semi drivers do that many times. I find it satisfying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, ect., etc. at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (fUKvD)

434 The part telling us we are our brothers' keepers is the most important thing Jesus said.

- Barack H. Obama

And he didn't say nothing about no crackers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

435 They generally also claim a 'personal morality', which is to say, no morality at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, ect., etc. at September 04, 2019 06:30 PM (fUKvD)
---
Well, really, it's there. But it's negotiable.

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

436 Philly people park in the middle of the street. Seriously. If there is an area in the middle of the road that is covered with yellow stripes, they'll park there.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (sGotD)

437 If the lawyer knew their client was full of shit, they should be disbarred.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (67XdO)

438 Philly people park in the middle of the street. Seriously. If there is an area in the middle of the road that is covered with yellow stripes, they'll park there.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (sGotD)
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Because of the brotherhood, right?

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (DuZls)

439 where drivers habitually straddle lane lines until and unless someone is nearby.

-

I'm continually telling my children "if your actions change because you see someone else, your actions are probably wrong."

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM (fsa/N)

440 This is interesting about horn use. When I lived in Las Vegas I noticed that people honked their horns very frequently like I've seen on t.v. or movies in N.Y.C. Other places I've lived and here hardly ever do I hear a horn honked.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:34 PM (9+jnX)


An operational definition of a Third World country: one where everyone drives down the middle of the road, leaning on the horn most of the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (Iv8V1)

441 Well. Off to go sit by the lake and have dinner with the lovely Mrs. Minnfidel. Y'all behave.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (uFznf)

442 I did grow up around NYC.

But your horn is how you let other driver's know how much they suck.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (CwKdS)

443 I have at Dodge spy car. Thanks Dodge!

Posted by: Archer at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (gmo/4)

444 "Personal Morality" = "These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:32 PM (ju9gW)


Damn it ... once again, thread is at the end and it's just getting good. Why is this always the way ?

You believe that or you wouldn't say it. I got a personal code - pretty rigid in it's own way, as a matter of fact - but I'm not religious. Not anti-religious either.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (Fc2Ik)

445 I rode shotgun in a Miata convertible for a two hour trip down I-10 full of semi rigs. If you want to know what it feels like to ride a go cart on the freeway with death seconds away, I recommend the Miata convertible.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (2DOZq)

446 Well, really, it's there. But it's negotiable.
Posted by: Axeman
------

'Malleable' is the description that I use. It can be adjusted to accommodate the rationalization of the moment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, ect., etc. at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (fUKvD)

447 Philly people park in the middle of the street. Seriously. If there is an area in the middle of the road that is covered with yellow stripes, they'll park there.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 04, 2019 06:35 PM

Seen it. Shit, I've seen people parked up on islands in the middle of the road there.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (ju9gW)

448 ...and it's funny how offended people get when you use the horn.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (CwKdS)

449 Here in the rural south people would sit through an entire green light because it's rude to honk.

Haven't seen that in a long time, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (fsa/N)

450 Personal Morality:

• It is advantageous to appear to subscribe to a general morality.

• It is advantageous to not be bound to a morality.

I do what is most advantageous.

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (DuZls)

451 Horns on new cars sound apologetic.

*meep*meep* *please don't do that* *meep*

Posted by: wth at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

452 I rode shotgun in a Miata convertible for a two hour trip down I-10 full of semi rigs. If you want to know what it feels like to ride a go cart on the freeway with death seconds away, I recommend the Miata convertible.
Posted by: Pig
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Pffft.

Posted by: Fiat 850 Spider at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (fUKvD)

453 ...and it's funny how offended people get when you use the horn.
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:37 PM (CwKdS)


When I get the honk and I'm in the wrong, typically because I lost someone in my blind spot, I give the wave. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (Fc2Ik)

454 But your horn is how you let other driver's know how much they suck.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:36 PM (CwKdS)

+++Well then, I guess it's high time to get my thoughts known.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (9+jnX)

455 >> Here in the rural south people would sit through an entire green light because it's rude to honk


I don't get this.

And I think it's funny to not play along when it happens.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 06:39 PM (CwKdS)

456 If you want to know what it feels like to ride a go cart on the freeway with death seconds away, I recommend the Miata convertible. 
Posted by: Pig 
------- 

Pffft.

Posted by: Fiat 850 Spider at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (fUKvD)

Pikers.

Posted by: MG Midget at September 04, 2019 06:40 PM (ju9gW)

457 So we can officially start calling her Christine Crazy Ford.

Posted by: Axeman at September 04, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)

458 don't get this.

-

Like I said, I haven't seen it in years. It's still pretty common for people to wait ten or so seconds, though.

It's probably 75% raising and 25% that you go to church with the person.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:42 PM (fsa/N)

459 I worked with a woman from CT who said the first thing that struck her when she moved here was that people don't blow their horns when traffic is backed up. She said, "In Connecticut we know that if you're stopped in traffic--no matter the reason--you're SUPPOSED to blow your horn."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 04, 2019 06:42 PM (hjaPQ)

460 Nood - and my BP just spiked.

Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 06:42 PM (Fc2Ik)

461 Pffft.

Posted by: Fiat 850 Spider at September 04, 2019 06:38 PM (fUKvD)

Pikers.

MG Midget

-

Hold my beer.

- T Bucket

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 04, 2019 06:43 PM (fsa/N)

462 Marianne is no kind of Christian at all, she's got that Chinese Menu faith. A bit off Schedule A, some off Shedule B, desert off Schedule C.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2019 06:43 PM (V2Yro)

463 If you want to know what it feels like to ride a go cart on the freeway with death seconds away, I recommend the Miata convertible.
Posted by: Pig


A friend of mine has an old tank, but he habitually drives about 35 mph on the freeways in LA.

Scares the crap out of me. He thinks he's being safer doing that, but I can see in the passenger side mirror people roaring up behind us before they realize he's doing half their speed, and frantically jerking the wheel to miss him. And me. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2019 06:44 PM (Iv8V1)

464 The problem with "Trump ramming Cruz or someone like him down the Senate's throat" is pretty obvious.

Insufficient GOP Senators for ramming. Remember that Murkowski voted "no." There still is a VERY narrow path for a conservative nominee to get confirmed. Thanks to her "yes" vote on Kavanaugh, Susan Collins is in real trouble in ME.

Posted by: mnw at September 04, 2019 06:45 PM (Cssks)

465
I once asked Her Majesty where she learned to drive. India, she said.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2019 06:54 PM (Wx/+I)

466 Swetnick was represented by Debra Katz.
Ten years ago, she won a sexual harassment settlement for Swetnick from NY Life.
Unless you believe in the coincidence of all coincidences, that Katz represented two Kavanaugh victims years apart and unknown to each other, that means Katz looked into her files of professional victims and sent Swetnick to Avenatti.
That means Ford's attorney is actively manufacturing other phony witnesses.
That's evidence and/or witness tampering.
Or, if you prefer, Obstruction of Justice.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 04, 2019 06:56 PM (Ndje9)

467 all women have the right to murder their unborn and all men have the right to not pay for the spawn of their trist. fair is fair.

Posted by: dave's common sense at September 04, 2019 07:36 PM (0hOKG)

468 I don't see anything in the text that suggests she lied. It does suggest she was politically motivated to bring her allegations to light. But that doesn't strictly mean they were false. Am I missing something?

btw, I think she lied totally, I just don't see what part of this is the smoking gun.

Posted by: em august at September 04, 2019 07:36 PM (62l03)

469 If you believe you are on the side of justice, you tell the TRUTH. You shouldn't have to lie to make your case. That is something the Left does not comprehend or has never learned from life.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 04, 2019 07:45 PM (xZjSg)

470 Any woman who's perspicacious knows that baby-voiced women are LYING.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 04, 2019 07:46 PM (xZjSg)

471 Throw her in prison!

Posted by: Constantine XI at September 04, 2019 08:01 PM (yiAMj)

472 +++I am normally a pretty calm driver but when I see that situation I really get pissed off.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 04, 2019 06:29 PM (9+jnX)

Where I live, they put up signs that say 'Lane Closed' well before you need to move over. Too bad they never say exactly which lane it is. Buying one kind of sign saves money I guess.

Posted by: Shani Dev at September 04, 2019 08:06 PM (BHRVF)

473 This problem should be left alone to solve itself. Kavanaugh is the second sitting Justice to be a direct victim of a #MeToo lie. We need three more, then we can relax.

Posted by: jdgalt at September 04, 2019 10:41 PM (3SFo/)

474 I knew it all along.
Christine was a Blazing Fraud.

Posted by: Anony at September 04, 2019 11:21 PM (yJy4c)

475 Bill Kristol, 'At this point, I'd be a no' on confirming Kavanaugh.

Posted by: MikeN at September 05, 2019 12:29 AM (o/eHL)

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