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The Morning Rant
"Another observation about the progressive shrieking of Chappelle's comedy is, they're overplaying their hand. Again. Do they really think a comedian who has a show calling out the cancel culture is going to now allow himself to be silenced by the cancel culture? "By no means. Instead, progressives have pissed him off. So is Chappelle a conservative? I doubt it, but it scarcely matters, the point is, he now knows where the true crazies are, and he doesn't want to have anything to do with him. "But hey progressives, he's a guy who might've been on your side. But not any more. He may not be on my side, but now he's definitely not on yours. Keep it up with your crazy sh*t, and you may even red-pill him. It reminds me of how foolish you were during the Kavanaugh hearings when you bombarded Senator Susan Collins' office with death threats. Why didn't you realize she's squishy enough, particularly about abortion, that you might've been able to peel off her vote from the Republicans' already razor-thin majority? I mean, if you had stuck with Ford's accusations and kept it at that, as lame and unbelievable as they were, and dismissed all the patently absurd nonsense about Kavanaugh organizing rape parties during summer vacation and staging rape orgies on yachts off Rhode Island, and told Michael Avenatti he wasn't helping and please get lost, you might've had a chance to pick off enough squish RINOs to derail the Kavanaugh nomination. "But instead, all of the wild conspiracy theories caterwauling and personal threats probably hardened Collins' vote into a 'yes'. Perhaps she would've voted 'yes', anyway, for the sake of party unity, but maybe not. I can see her going against the party on this one. But she didn't, probably thanks to the all of the craziness and hate directed at her. "So keep it up, you might red-pill her, too. Now wouldn't that be a hoot? "The progressives are growing more unhinged every day, week after week, which is probably why they trying desperately to get the 'Trump is insane' narrative to stick. They're merely projecting their own derangement."
Sally Kohn: "Nobody tweets out dumb stuff on the internet like I do."
Chris Hayes: "Hold my beer."
You know what's weird? This is not a screen grab of a tweet that was quickly deleted. Hayes' own show put it out there like they thought it was some great insight. I did a screen grab because I thought somebody would be embarrassed enough to take it down, but no, it's still out there.
Because Using The Bible To Insult Someone Is Exactly The Purpose It Was Written For:
I’d love to come in and meet with you on the gun issue and many other issues that include life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, @tedcruz and also, 1 Peter 4:8.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 2, 2019
I’ll be in DC next week. We can live-stream the meeting so the American people can hear your bullshit 1st hand. https://t.co/S3ljfjjOtG
Who Dis:
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For the 'Ettes:
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Monday's celebs: Nobody explicitly spelled out the connection, but here is the comment that was the closest:
73 I had not heard of Mia Kirshner, but then I don't watch Star Trek: Discovery. That I suppose is the link between Mia and Mark.In the Star Trek universe, Spock's father, Sarek, was Vulcan and his mother, Amanda, was human. Sarek was played by Mark Lenard in ST:TOS and Amanda is played by Mia Kirshner in Star Trek: Discovery. I originally was going to use Jane Wyatt, who played Amanda (and shared screen time with Lenard) in ST:TOS, but I thought the connection would be too obvious. Lenard, of course, also played a Romulan starship's commander in an early TOS episode. Some actors naturally look more the Vulcans than others. Lenard is one of those. I don't know if it's his resting scowly face or his angled eyebrows or a combination of the two, but he definitely has that look. Heh. You know who also could've played a pretty good Vulcan? Former ABC newsreader Sam Donaldson. Look at this photo. And he wouldn't have needed much make-up, either. They just could've slapped a couple of pointy-ear prosthetics on him and he'd have been good to go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 02, 2019 11:32 AM (4c+5M)
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com, as I will be filling in for Fenelon Spoke on the prayer list, for the next 1-2 months while Fenelon recuperates. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, please feel free to copy and paste it and email it to me.
Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcome. Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to apaslo@hotmail.com. I won’t know unless someone tells me! Thank you and God bless! Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
Updates and new requests: 8/1-BifBewalkski-continued healing after surgery. 8/4-Vic’s younger brother needs to have bypass surgery. 8/5-Moki’s daughter found out that her immune system is compromised. She had a 3 centimeter hole in bladder and had to have bladder and kidneys reconstructed. Prayers for healing and strengthening in order for her to go back to school. 8/5-Redc1c4’s father has gone to be with the Lord. Prayers for strength and comfort for his dad’s family and friends. 8/6-Mrs. Hadrian IV-Continued strengthening and recovery after knee replacement. 8/6-NaCly Dog’s wife has type 1 diabetes and back issues. Needs more energy and strength and ability to move more easily without pain. Also needs blessings. light, and rough places made smooth. 8/12-Bete in reflection is undergoing treatment for bone marrow cancer and had a biopsy last week. Prayers for complete healing. 8/13-Eric on total disability. Dealing with an ex wife who’s making things extraordinarily difficult. Asked for prayers for prayers that rough places are made smooth and for protection for his 14 year old daughter while he’s away from her. 8/13-Fenelon asks for prayers for Arlene who is waiting to have valve replacement of next week 8/14- ibguy asked for prayers for the grandniece of a co-worker of his, Elena, a 2 and ½ year old how has rhabdoid tumor, every aggressive form of cancer which doesn’t have a good survival rate. Prayers for complete healing and relief from pain. 8/16-Grammie’s daughter is on a mission trip to Swaziland to give nursing care for children and women affected by sex trafficking. For a safe mission ands safe return home. 8/21-CGE-Of The Moron herd- His daughter, Jessica’s son 17 year old was victim of a drive by shooting and had died. Prayers for comfort and strength of family and friends 8/21-Prayers for healing for Fenelon are appreciated. 8/22-Prayers for Hans O’Lo’s family members: For sure hands of the hand surgeon who will try to save my mom’s hand when she visits next week, and for mom’s full recovery thereafter. For continued improvement of my sister’s condition (praise to Him for so much improvement already!). For a peaceful resolution to son the Eldest’s recent challenges. For strength and blessings as my daughter begins her new adventure in graduate school so far from home. (Update below, under Praise reports.) 8/28-CJO asks for prayers for his wife (NJO). Her doctors just discovered that she may have breast cancer.
Praise reports: - Pooky’s girl has gotten a PT job-which pays well-working with Pooky (Thanks be to God!), which will hopefully lessen stress on Pooky and his boss and help alleviate some stress on Pooky which might be affecting his testosterone level. So please pray for Pooky’s husband as well. - Winston, a dreg of society, his friend Dee is doing better after her fall. Thanks for the prayers, horde - SturmToddler-Post op after surgery turned out well. They got all the cancer and he is healing more quickly than expected. He thanks the horde for the prayers! - Hans O’Lo - Thank you, Horde, for the prayers! He truly heard them! Mom's hand will not require surgery. Pray for successful therapy and may regaining mobility and strength in her hand come swiftly. Continuing thanks for sister's health. Son the Eldest was indeed blessed by our Lord and, and our precious Daughter is off to a great start.
Requests for continued prayer: For healing from cancer: OldDog’sinMo’s wife , Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, also Tami’s daughter, Circa’s brother, VNRedLeg, Scott M., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan , Rickl-healing from cancer-he has an additional lesion and numbness in back area, Suzanne’s friend Kevin-told that he has six months to live-is praying for a miracle. For Laura who has metastastic breast cancer and told she has 3 years to live. Flounder’s MIL, continued healing from cancer. Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing: - Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function. - Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident. - Sock-rat-eeze, for things to go smoothly so that he can have reversal of colostomy. - USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them. - For Allison- in her 30’s-for complete healing after a stroke after having a baby. - For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help. - Hrothgar’s SIL, for diabetes related neuropathy. - Poster ET going through a difficult time. - Beltway Elite’s mother-recovery while in recovery from stroke. - Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid. - Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression.
Job needs and concerns: - Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas. - Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise - PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job. - Hadrian IV is looking for new job and has Skype interview, today I believe. - Insomniac has been in touch with a company about receiving some work in his field. Please continue to pray for him in this endeavor that this does indeed work out for him as there have been many false starts and dead ends. - Anonymous poster needs prayers for more work and rough places made smooth.
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Bundt Cake:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: engneer at September 04, 2019 11:14 AM (10bW0)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:15 AM (SFh6K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: tbodie at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (sMMcg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:15 AM (SFh6K)
Dang, that was quick! You win the internetz.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (l41J9)
Hiya.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (ClOmq)
So called REVIEWER rating of Chappelle.
17%
Viewers
99%
Their wokeness has made them worthless.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:17 AM (l41J9)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
Being home sick and incessantly hitting F5 paid off!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:17 AM (SFh6K)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at September 04, 2019 11:17 AM (Mzkan)
Posted by: BignJames at September 04, 2019 11:18 AM (X/Pw5)
So called REVIEWER rating of Chappelle.
17%
Viewers
99%
Their wokeness has made them worthless.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (JFO2v)
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Anyone who used the ratings of Rotten Tomatoes to guide their movie watching was silly to begin with. Find the voices out there that you have similar tastes to and listen to them to help inform you.
Rotten Tomatoes is more marketing tool than useful guide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:18 AM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)
Did you see the story about the Vegan suing her neighbor because he grills out and she can smell the awesome meat.
Posted by: WisRich
Yeah. Australia. Dude should be sent an honorary AoSHQ cardboard membership.
They have a bbq grill off planned.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:18 AM (lQn8Y)
is there even a meter built that will hold that much dumbfuckery??
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 04, 2019 11:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:19 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 11:19 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: engneer at September 04, 2019 11:19 AM (10bW0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2019 11:19 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)
They probably can't cancel him completely on the comedy circuit, I would love to see Chappelle do a tour of the borscht belt though,
Posted by: Radical Centrist at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (Mzkan)
https://tinyurl.com/y2c5hh2e
Posted by: Surfperch, waiting for his Reward Money at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (4ICl5)
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: scottst at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (vbIjJ)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Piano guys phone at September 04, 2019 11:21 AM (s4KKm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:21 AM (HaL55)
Good call, genius. Can't wait to see that live-streamed.
Dumbness level = 1,243 millikohns.
Posted by: DocJ at September 04, 2019 11:21 AM (DU2N9)
And a poll for the Horde: Isla Fisher or Amy Adams?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 04, 2019 11:21 AM (N4xQB)
Posted by: WisRich
Yeah. Australia. Dude should be sent an honorary AoSHQ cardboard membership.
They have a bbq grill off planned.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:18 AM (lQn8Y)
I wonder if Pixy's invited?
Posted by: Surfperch, waiting for his Reward Money at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (4ICl5)
Fun history of the Bundt pan:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y63ay3fv
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Nothing Bundt Cakes.
They are a company here that makes to-die-for bundt cakes.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (lQn8Y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (4OGc7)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book @ at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (T9rmq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (SFh6K)
So called REVIEWER rating of Chappelle.
17%
Viewers
99%
Their wokeness has made them worthless.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 04, 2019 11:16 AM (JFO2v)
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Meh, I generally only pay attention to the audience score anyways. It's a larger group of people and so its average is usually fairly accurate. The bad thing is that Rotten Tomatoes has been caught deleting audience scores, so they aren't always accurate.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 04, 2019 11:23 AM (NdACB)
And a poll for the Horde: Isla Fisher or Amy Adams?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:23 AM (lQn8Y)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 04, 2019 11:23 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: NCKate at September 04, 2019 11:23 AM (lknvV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
And her cooter has killed more than my canooter.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:24 AM (lQn8Y)
Do you just pound said cake or what?
*confession - don't like cake, either*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:24 AM (6qErC)
How about this for stupid. The SF council has declared the NRA a terrorist group
https://tinyurl.com/yx9kd8ul
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JT at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 04, 2019 11:21 AM (N4xQB)
Yes to both.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (q1Pj5)
If you think Alyssa Milano is going to debate with Cruz, you have another thing coming.
The "deabate" such as it is, will be similar to an impromptu debate Cruz had with Ellen Page about religious freedom, Paige was unable to grasp the reasoned, articulate and constitutionally and morally supported arguments from Cruz, she was all emotion.
It wasn't a debate and this won't be one as well.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (Mzkan)
Good call, genius. Can't wait to see that live-streamed.
Dumbness level = 1,243 millikohns.
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Obviously, Cruz is much smarter than her, more experienced at debate.
However, she's an actress, an expert at emoting and connecting with her audience. If this isn't a PR ambush I will be shocked. Cruz had better be prepared for her to arrive with a bunch of sympathetic victims and pull every other gun control PR trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
They are a company here that makes to-die-for bundt cakes.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (lQn8Y)
Ooh we have one here in Spokane. Their red velvet is to die for!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (SFh6K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (bcbK
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I married one. I haven't regretted it yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (BjWJ1)
watching was silly to begin with. Find the voices out there that you
have similar tastes to and listen to them to help inform you.
Usually, if there's a movie I want to go see in a theater (which is very rare these days since it's usually a sci-fi flick in 3D), I gauge how good it is by the number of bad reviews. Haven't been wrong in years.
With the possible exception of Prometheus. That one genuinely blew chunks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (HaL55)
kids these days...
I just had to explain "these are not the droids you're looking for" to a cow-orker
Posted by:
AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (7OF+y)
Did they decide if it was indeed mumps she had?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: AOSHQ Rules Committee at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: tbodie at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (sMMcg)
Ha!
Posted by: m at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (JExoS)
However, she's an actress, an expert at emoting and connecting with her audience. If this isn't a PR ambush I will be shocked. Cruz had better be prepared for her to arrive with a bunch of sympathetic victims and pull every other gun control PR trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
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They should do it in a closed set with no one but tech people. No audience.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (BjWJ1)
ms mouse bought a ton of their coupons from a neighborhood kid's fundraiser.
Wound up giving a bunch away 'cause I wouldn't touch 'em.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:24 AM (6qErC)
Had a stuffed meatloaf baked in a bundt pan....pretty good.
Posted by: BignJames at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (X/Pw5)
Broadband - a limerick
There once was a redhead named Trish
Whose ears were as big as you wish
Like big solar panels
She picks up more channels
Than an hi-fidelity satellite dish!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 04, 2019 11:22 AM (4OGc7)
She's as sincere as Debra Messing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8)
In case you missed it from the previous thread:
How about this for stupid. The SF council has declared the NRA a terrorist group
https://tinyurl.com/yx9kd8ul
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)
And this accomplishes what? Our city council here in NH passed a motion recently calling on the U.S. Govt. to lead a global effort to prevent nuclear war.F-tards, all of them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Sponge at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
Didn't I already do her?
Wait, that didn't sound right. Let me try again:
Wasn't she a previous 'Who Dis'?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (l41J9)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)
We can live-stream the meeting so the American people can hear your bullshit 1st hand.
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (uquGJ)
Yep, it's mumps. Her face looks like a big triangle, plus 20 pounds. She's in a lot of pain, but more importantly, she feels fat. Her words, not mine
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at September e04, 2019 11:17 AM
Dood. There are several respected That Guys who comment here, e.g. That Guy Who Shouts "En fuego!", among others.
What did we ever do to you?
Posted by: AoSHQ That Guy Association at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (t2D+9)
Posted by: Sponge at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Good call, genius. Can't wait to see that live-streamed.
Dumbness level = 1,243 millikohns.
Posted by: DocJ at September 04, 2019 11:21 AM (DU2N9)
Cruz will use logic and facts and clean her clock. She will use emotion and screech a lot. She will be declared the winner. It's a trap, like those CNN town hall atrocities.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
Milano may be annoying, but at least she's sincere.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
You know who else was annoying but sincere!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Yo at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)
AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (hx3Q
Ugh the other day a co-worker and I were printing to the same printer and our stuff got mixed up. I said "hey, you got chocolate in my peanut butter!"
I had to explain it to her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (SFh6K)
Still chuckle over Takoma Park Maryland's "nuke ban" - until they found out their light bulbs were from GE...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
I believe they are a franchise, but yes, that company. We have two here in Dallas that work uses for parties.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (lQn8Y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)
My yahoo address. Which is my unabbreviated AoSHQ nic at yahoo dot com.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (l41J9)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 04, 2019 11:21 AM (N4xQB)
Isla by a tiny margin, becuz Wedding Crashers. She was, umm, a handful.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (7OF+y)
kids these days...
I just had to explain "these are not the droids you're looking for" to a cow-orker
Posted by:
AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (hx3Q
I work with people who haven't even seen Blazing Saddles. I drop a line from the movie looking to get a knowing smirk, and all I get is blank stares.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (N39Ws)
And a poll for the Horde: Isla Fisher or Amy Adams?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
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Tip: You can get them both in one movie, Nocturnal Animals. Quite dour and moody.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (COzlW)
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)
By the way, suggestions are welcome, but I am not obligated to use them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (l41J9)
Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (5qdFy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: m at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (JExoS)
So, no "one on one" time?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (6qErC)
By the way, suggestions are welcome, but I am not obligated to use them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (l41J9)
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Helen Thomas and Henry Waxman?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (BjWJ1)
And a poll for the Horde: Isla Fisher or Amy Adams?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019
*
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That would be an epic struggle for me to decide. I'd have to ponder it for a while. And take samples.
Probably Isla, but I'm not sure why.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2019 11:28 AM (aKsyK)
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The KKK and Nazis.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (NdACB)
Bacardi rum cake in the Heritage bundt pan. Required every Christmas along with eggnog pound cake.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (COzlW)
I love eggnog, but since I went on a post heart attack attack diet I had to give it up.
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (mpXpK)
Ha!
Posted by: m at September 04, 2019 11:26 AM (JExoS)
I always though he looked like the cousin that Spock doesn't like to talk about.
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (7HtZB)
and screech a lot. She will be declared the winner. It's a trap, like
those CNN town hall atrocities.
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This am we talked about that. Cookie, I own guns and never killed anybody. How many children have you killed, Cookie?
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2019 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
Wasn't she a previous 'Who Dis'?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM (l41J9)
How about Edie Adams/Ernie Kovacs for us fossils?
Posted by: BignJames at September 04, 2019 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Yeah, like when she tweeted this: "I'll be in DC next week. We can live-stream the meeting so the American people can hear your bullshit 1st hand."
She sincerely wants to attack Cruz in person, bless her heart!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:31 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
She's sincerely immature. Somebody should tell her that life isn't a TV script and there are some things you need to learn to live with, especially if they're not that bad to begin with. Anyway, she's killed two of her children through abortions and bragged about it. She's the evil one, not Ted Cruz.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:31 AM (HaL55)
In case you missed it from the previous thread:
How about this for stupid. The SF council has declared the NRA a terrorist group
https://tinyurl.com/yx9kd8ul
Posted by: Vic
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That's what happens when you've solved all your problems and you have nothing better to do.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:31 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
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I think there's a reason he hasn't made a movie like that in over ten years and his Showtime show got canceled so quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ever at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (ZZDMQ)
By the way, suggestions are welcome, but I am not obligated to use them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019
*
*
Of course not, but I have something that will be hard for people to guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2019 11:27 AM
Vertical stripes can be quite slimming.
A nice mug of warm Cream of Lutefisk Soup might be appreciated, as well.
Posted by: AoSHQ Fashion & Nutrition Tips at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (t2D+9)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at September e04, 2019 11:17 AM
Dood. There are several respected That Guys who comment here, e.g. That Guy Who Shouts "En fuego!", among others.
What did we ever do to you?
Posted by: AoSHQ That Guy Association
*snort
Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (lQn8Y)
I will avoid WalMart as necessary, but should I be there and carrying concealed, they can fuck off, unless they post the actual state law required signage, I'm not leaving myself vulnerable.
Posted by: Sponge at September 04, 2019 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:33 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: m at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (JExoS)
I'll take that bet.
To beat her, he'll have to humiliate her. He won't have the will to do it.
This is a bad idea.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 11:33 AM (AzTx0)
They're aiming at the audience, I think. A lot of reviews were along the lines of, "Only the worst sort of white people liked Chappelle's special."
Google's favorite review literally had that as the headline.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 04, 2019 11:33 AM (sGnvY)
WalMart won't allow open carry, but doesn't say anything about concealed carry.
I will avoid WalMart as necessary, but should I be there and
carrying concealed, they can fuck off, unless they post the actual state
law required signage, I'm not leaving myself vulnerable.
Posted by: Sponge at September 04, 2019 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Great thing about NH. Signs don't mean squat. I could technically walk in OC. Now, if a store employee asks me to leave, I must leave or face trespassing charges.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (ClOmq)
Oh good. I'm looking forward to seeing it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (l41J9)
Posted by: AoSHQ Fashion Nutrition Tips at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (t2D+9)
I brought her a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup milkshake from Culver's last night. Not quite as good as Lutefisk soup - still, she seemed to enjoy it.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (lwiT4)
Sounds tasty!
I make an apple spice cake in a bundt pan, then serve with warm caramel and vanilla ice cream.
Aaaand it's apple season now!
https://www.marthastewart.com/351254/
apple-spice-cake
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (bDqIh)
should i give an ashley judd's turd about that split tailed phucktard?
so glad i'm a gearhead and not a follower of "culture."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (KP5rU)
lol, by the time I got to split tailed phucktard I knew who wrote this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (9Om/r)
However, she's an actress, an expert at emoting and connecting with her audience. If this isn't a PR ambush I will be shocked. Cruz had better be prepared for her to arrive with a bunch of sympathetic victims and pull every other gun control PR trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
There ought to be a concerted effort to contact Cruz' office and tell him to set strict ground rules for this "debate." Such as -
- no audience. Just her and Ted in his office or a neutral location.
- no "moderator."
- livestream the "debate."
Take away Milano's audience and she will refuse the debate. I stone cold guarantee it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (Ki5SV)
https://tinyurl.com/y4ua2rxs
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 10:15 AM (cF8AT)
That's going to be very difficult - even on the expanded picture, there are no insignia of any kind visible, and that's usually the best clue. Also, he is wearing a very civilian style hat, one I would call Tyrolean. It does look like WW1 era clothing and weapon, but that's about all one can say.
-
Some Italian mountain troops of the WWI era wore a somewhat similar uniform.
https://bit.ly/2lYwaRd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Also notice how politeness is met with name calling. Why give this person a platform? It's not to allow the public to see her idiocy. She puts it out there for all to see already. Meeting with Cruz just gives her false credibility.
I don't understand Cruz's strategy here or with AOC.
Posted by: Joe Biden your pal at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (/8r1I)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
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I think there's a reason he hasn't made a movie like that in over ten years and his Showtime show got canceled so quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (BjWJ1)
He got caught recently, too. All made up and everything, I think it was in a gun store. He beat feet when someone recognized him and called him out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
Prayers clutch. Not easy no matter what their age.
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (5qdFy)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
Clutch, I am so sorry for your loss.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: clutch
My deepest condolences on your loss.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (lQn8Y)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (IZp0S)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
Aw clutch, I'm sorry for your loss. Hugs to you and your family.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (SFh6K)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
I offer my condolences on behalf of all of the AoSHQ morons and 'ettes.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (l41J9)
Oh, I dunno. "Over there" and "You're a Grand Old Flag" are pretty good, if a bit formulaic...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:36 AM (6qErC)
should i give an ashley judd's turd about that split tailed phucktard?
so glad i'm a gearhead and not a follower of "culture."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (KP5rU)
lol, by the time I got to split tailed phucktard I knew who wrote this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (9Om/r)
He's the poet America needs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
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It is indeed. My condolences for your loss.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 04, 2019 11:36 AM (NdACB)
I think there's a reason he hasn't made a movie like that in over ten years and his Showtime show got canceled so quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM (BjWJ1)
He got caught recently, too. All made up and everything, I think it was in a gun store. He beat feet when someone recognized him and called him out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK
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I remember that. It was easier when everyone didn't video everything all the time and we didn't have endless examples of people being made a fool of outside of America's Funniest Videos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:36 AM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: trev006 at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (7tRyN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (SFh6K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK
Good. BTW, I answered your email.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Andrew Smith, a 19-year-old sophomore, was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct and committing a hate crime, which is a felony, after students found a noose hanging inside an elevator over the weekend, according to university police.
Who might this Andrew Smith be to do such a vile and hateful thing? A Deplorable? A White Supremacist? A crypto Grand Kleagle? A dude in a MAGA hat? The media salivates, sharpens its knives, and waits for the big reveal as it prepares to BLAME TRUMP...
Oh. A guy who thinks he's a chick.
Nevermind
https://tinyurl.com/y57yg8ez
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
Eternal rest grant unto them,
O Lord, and let perpetual light
shine upon them. May the souls
of all the faithful departed, through
the mercy of God, rest in peace.
Prayers Clutch.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
Sympathies & prayers to you
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (XuBZu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 04, 2019 11:38 AM (xPJvm)
Sorry to hear it. It's never easy. Hang tough.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 11:38 AM (AzTx0)
I did once see a good Cohen/Ali G. The guest interview was Pat Buchanan. Unlike most of the fools he had on, Pat was on to his schtick at once.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 04, 2019 11:38 AM (VaN/j)
should i give an ashley judd's turd about that split tailed phucktard?
so glad i'm a gearhead and not a follower of "culture."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (KP5rU)
lol, by the time I got to split tailed phucktard I knew who wrote this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (9Om/r)
He's the poet America needs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK
But not the one it deserves.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: clutch
Sorry for your troubles.
Raise a glass for those who have gone before.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 04, 2019 11:38 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 04, 2019 11:38 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: brak at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (QNQk9)
My father died this morning, 3 years and 3 months after Mom. 90 years old is a good run.
Posted by: clutch
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Sorry, clutch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
He lived a full one.
God bless, sir.
Posted by: Sponge at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: clutch
God be with you.
Sorry to hear this.
I've lost both parents as has Shibumi. I know how much this hurts.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
My Condolences, Clutch.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (4ICl5)
Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and may perpetual light shine upon him.
May his soul and all souls through the mercy of God rest in peace.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK
Good. BTW, I answered your email.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Cool, sent you a reply too, I think.
Stay dry
Crush the fuck out of your next interview.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
So sorry for your loss.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (RD7QR)
The thing I hate about his shtick is that he preys on peoples' preference to be polite and accommodating. People are nice and he takes advantage of that to make them look stupid and have his Lefty audience mock them for it.
Like so much of the pretend news shows on Comedy Central, this technique shows how much they hate people, and how willing they are to use them for comedy instead of taking the time and energy to be funny themselves.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 04, 2019 11:40 AM (7OF+y)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 11:40 AM (/8r1I)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:40 AM (HaL55)
should i give an ashley judd's turd about that split tailed phucktard?
so glad i'm a gearhead and not a follower of "culture."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:29 AM (KP5rU)
lol, by the time I got to split tailed phucktard I knew who wrote this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (9Om/r)
He's the poet America needs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK
But not the one it deserves.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Well we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)
Stay dry
Crush the fuck out of your next interview.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8
Ditto!
Go get em, sleepless one.
Posted by: Sponge at September 04, 2019 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 04, 2019 11:41 AM (COzlW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (9Om/r)
Heh. I'm taking up a collection to buy chavez some capital letters because his work deserves it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 04, 2019 11:41 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2019 11:41 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 04, 2019 11:41 AM (19g6/)
Same here. Of course, it was the aughts, when 'murrica was bad. Or something.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)
The thing I hate about his shtick is that he preys on peoples' preference to be polite and accommodating. People are nice and he takes advantage of that to make them look stupid and have his Lefty audience mock them for it.
Like so much of the pretend news shows on Comedy Central, this technique shows how much they hate people, and how willing they are to use them for comedy instead of taking the time and energy to be funny themselves.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)
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Amen to that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 04, 2019 11:42 AM (NdACB)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 11:42 AM (/8r1I)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 04, 2019 11:41 AM (COzlW)
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He did. He started as Ali G, mainly in Britain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:42 AM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK
Right. If he wants to continue his schtick, he's going to have to simply design the pranks and hire somebody else to carry them out. Which is feasible way of doing things, only his ego needs to be able to handle not being on screen.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:42 AM (l41J9)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:42 AM (Z3oWA)
Good. BTW, I answered your email.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Cool, sent you a reply too, I think.
Stay dry
Crush the fuck out of your next interview.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK
Ah, I see it. My email is weird sometimes. I'd need an interview first before I can crush it...chicken/egg.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 04, 2019 11:41 AM (amw5z)
I dunno' - might be like making Rothko use a third color. Could fuck up the entire thing.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (AzTx0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (q1Pj5)
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A formerly reasonably attractive B list Hollyweird bimbo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK
Right. If he wants to continue his schtick, he's going to have to simply design the pranks and hire somebody else to carry them out Which is feasible way of doing this, only is ego needs to be able to handle not being on screen.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:42 AM (l41J9)
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I have a strong feeling that if he decided to target the left he'd get a whole lot more success.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (BjWJ1)
https://tinyurl.com/y69xfn79
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:32 AM
Awww....puppehs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (ejd/p)
See folks at lunch time if I can.
Keep calm and buy ammo...but not at fucking Walmart.
SGAmmo dot com
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:44 AM (l41J9)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 11:44 AM (/8r1I)
Posted by: grammie winger
No, but it doesn't hurt to pray for her. She does so much for each of us.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 04, 2019 11:45 AM (S6Pax)
Look, I support you, and will do so publicly. Act on your behalf tho? Not until you pick up a rifle. Otherwise, this is all theater.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:45 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Burt's Cats at September 04, 2019 11:45 AM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:45 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM
Condolences to you and your family, clutch. May his memory be eternal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 04, 2019 11:45 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2019 11:45 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 04, 2019 11:46 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:46 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at September 04, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK
I do have a good story. We tore down our garage and built a gambrel roof two story in its place. Many years later I said, "hey Dad, where are the plans for that garage we built?" And he just tapped his head.
He did all the electrical, everything.
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:46 AM (Z3oWA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (BjWJ1)
If by "success" you mean "howling sjw mobs demanding his deflatforming/unemployment/painful death", I'd agree.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:46 AM (l41J9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 04, 2019 11:46 AM (w6bda)
Does anyone have any word on Fenelon? I know she said she was taking a break for medical reasons. Wondering if anyone's heard from her.
Posted by: grammie winger
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Shoot. I was hoping you were the one who was in contact with her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 04, 2019 11:45 AM (S6Pax)
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She does indeed. Her presence is greatly missed.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (NdACB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (KP5rU)
He did all the electrical, everything.
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:46 AM (Z3oWA)
Sounds like what an American man used to be. Good on him and he will be missed.
Posted by: Sponge at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: clutch
Sorry for your loss. Nearly three years and I still miss mine.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, I can has four more hours sleep? at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (AM1GF)
Oh. A guy who thinks he's a chick.
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Attention whores gonna attention whore.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
who in the absolute fuck is alyssa milano?
She was on "Who's the Sheriff" or something like that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)
Something's going on with her. Sometimes she looks really nice - and sometimes she looks like a battle-axe. I honestly think she does it on purpose.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (AzTx0)
By that metric, I wish him all the success in the world.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (BjWJ1)
If the college campus interviews are any indication it would be like shooting fish in a barrel with a howitzer .
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 11:48 AM (/8r1I)
I'm truly amazed that she still hangs around all us deplorable Morons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:49 AM (HaL55)
Rotten Tomatoes is more marketing tool than useful guide
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It was.
Now it's a worthless woke piece of shite.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 11:49 AM (dmoiP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (BjWJ1)
If the college campus interviews are any indication it would be like shooting fish in a barrel with a howitzer .
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 11:48 AM (/8r1I)
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Seriously, he'd be able to run an hour and a half of footage of idiot young people calling pedophilia just fine as long as there was genuine love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:50 AM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: clutch
Sorry for your loss. Nearly three years and I still miss mine.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil
12 and it still hurts.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:50 AM (lQn8Y)
I'm truly amazed that she still hangs around all us deplorable Morons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:49 AM (HaL55)
Pretty much.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 11:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (MIKMs)
-Simba, pre-celebrating the death of his father
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Roy at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (0yxK0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= zPonioDYnoY
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)
Something's going on with her. Sometimes she looks really nice - and sometimes she looks like a battle-axe. I honestly think she does it on purpose.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (AzTx0)
She's messed up and on top of that, lacks self-awareness. She also seems to be trying to impress someone or some group.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)
Sincerely bored. If she was actually busy and successful, she would be less annoying.
Since her go-to emotion is annoying, she probably can't find actual work - other than an Atkins diet commercial.
Posted by: Wendy at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (bpemY)
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, I can has four more hours sleep? at September 04, 2019 11:47 AM (AM1GF)
Same, my dad passed three years ago in June. What would have been their 50th anniversary is a month from today, and I'm sure it's going to be a tough day for Mom.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (SFh6K)
She was in an episode of Castle as his old flame. She looked OK then, somewhat hittable.
But these days, the ugly is starting to show through, badly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (HaL55)
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The thing I hate about his shtick is that he preys on peoples' preference to be polite and accommodating. People are nice and he takes advantage of that to make them look stupid and have his Lefty audience mock them for it.
Like so much of the pretend news shows on Comedy Central, this technique shows how much they hate people, and how willing they are to use them for comedy instead of taking the time and energy to be funny themselves.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)
He's on a par with the Jackass people, and perhaps there's even a connection between them, I don't know.
What I do know is that there are kids these days who copy a lot of that stuff, thinking they're going to get rich on Youtbube, posting the dumb stuff they do.
The worst are the white guys who go into black neighborhoods and randomly walk up to people saying stuff like "have you seen my knicker salve?"
Or whatever.
Funny thing is, probably about 90% of the time, the person they approach is able to figure out the joke, and probably doesn't do anything... but 10%, there's a violent reaction. Those are the ones that get posted.
Posted by: Burt's Cats at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (cY3LT)
BTW, to the Hong Kong protesters w/American Flags -
Look, I support you, and will do so publicly. Act on your behalf tho? Not until you pick up a rifle. Otherwise, this is all theater.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Did they take up what pathetic arms they had in Poland in 1956 and Czechoslovakia in 1967? I think they did, vs Russian tanks, and America determined that we can't save everyone. I think the HKers will take up what weapons they can grab, but they'll be mowed down and we'll have to let political nature take its course.
Can containment work on China same as it did on the Soviets? Has anyone proposed a plan for defeating the Chicoms? Long-term, short-term, whatever?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:52 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Roy at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (0yxK0)
If his White Knight reflex kicks in, he's screwed.
It's a bad idea.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 11:52 AM (AzTx0)
Posted by: DocJ at September 04, 2019 11:53 AM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 04, 2019 11:53 AM (17KPj)
This is what climate change looks like: it hits vulnerable communities first.
I can already hear climate deniers screeching: "It"s always been like this! You're dim," etc.
No. This is about science & leadership. We either decarbonize & cut emissions, or we don't & let people die.
Got it?! Hurricanes head right for the poor!
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:53 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 04, 2019 11:54 AM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 11:54 AM (flINI)
Back in the day, I used to call him Sam Romulan.
(He wasn't logical enough to be a Vulcan)
Posted by: zmdavid at September 04, 2019 11:54 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 11:54 AM (dmoiP)
And find a time machine.
FWIW, from the little I've seen, her posted pics seem to cover a wide range of... ages.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:54 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 11:43 AM (BjWJ1)
Just to point out something we all already know, he can't. Because leftists control all the gig booking and all of the TV slots. The only way to do it would be to do like Lenny Bruce in the old days and go completely underground, but that's a hard life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2019 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2019 11:55 AM (flINI)
Hope we can get back on the island easily tomorrow, so we can clean up/deal with damage, etc.
Going to meet friends for an early dinner before 9:00 curfew (keeping the feral yutes off the streets).
I'll check in later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2019 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by:
AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 04, 2019 11:55 AM (9C0cu)
Posted by: brak at September 04, 2019
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When she starts that, Ted should throw up his hands, say, "This is over," and walk straight off. No apologies, no hesitations. The phucktards on the 'Net will scream at him -- but they were going to do that anyway!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:55 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Roy at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (0yxK0)
Possibly true about 10+-years ago when she was still on Charmed. Not at all today.
I dare say more people have died at the direct hand of her lifestyle choices than have been killed by any of our legally owned firearms.
Posted by: DocJ at September 04, 2019 11:55 AM (DU2N9)
That's why I hate the prank phone call shows or bits. I wish someone would dedicate their life to disrupting the Howard Stern show with prank calls and gags like he does to so many legit businesses just trying to make a living,
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 11:55 AM (/8r1I)
Yeah. 'Cause the West End is a low rent district or sump'n...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)
Something's going on with her. Sometimes she looks really nice - and sometimes she looks like a battle-axe. I honestly think she does it on purpose.
Posted by: The White Devil
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She literally did do it on purpose. She was public about shaving her head to be less of a sex object or something. Very sad, something self-hating about her. If Ted Cruz debated her, he might could kill her with compassion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:56 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Burt's Cats
*sends note to judge
"Ima hang this jury your honor. Not guilty. And I'm NOT changing my mind".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2019 11:56 AM (lQn8Y)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
Sorry for your loss, clutch.
Posted by:
AltonJackson
link in nick for the MiMoMe
at September 04, 2019 11:55 AM (9C0cu)
Thanks Alton, perhaps we will meet in a couple Saturdays.
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:56 AM (Z3oWA)
https://tinyurl.com/y4y9b5ng
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:56 AM (cF8AT)
Or whatever.
Posted by: Burt's Cats at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (cY3LT)
Heh. He said "knicker salve."
I'm going to have to remember that one.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 11:57 AM (l41J9)
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Can't answer that without much, extensive, comparative, in-depth, dare I say....... intimate research.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 11:57 AM (dmoiP)
A: The bundt hole
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 04, 2019
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There is an independent bakery in town here called Nothing Bundt Cakes. I'd walk in and hit 'em with that joke, except they've probably heard it 50,000 times by now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)
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Gamergate for the Hollywood set.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (MIKMs)
So next come the fake sexual assault accusations?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 04, 2019 11:57 AM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 11:58 AM (uFznf)
For supporting a right enshrined in writing in the US Constitution and affirmed by the US Supreme Court.
Ooohhh, now let's do Planned Parenthood!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 04, 2019 11:58 AM (7cCNF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Roy at September 04, 2019 11:51 AM (0yxK0)
If his White Knight reflex kicks in, he's screwed.
It's a bad idea.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 11:52 AM (AzTx0)
It a completely useless idea IMHO. There is no upside to debating a closed minded half tard.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 11:58 AM (/8r1I)
MAGA!
Posted by: USNtakim at September 04, 2019 11:59 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 04, 2019 11:59 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 12:00 PM (uFznf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 12:00 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2019 12:01 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2019 11:54 AM (KP5rU)
Way back when, she did some softcore stuff. If I recall correctly, one was "Poison Ivy 2."
Very tame by today's standards, I guess, but I think she showed some of the goods.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 04, 2019 12:01 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2019 12:00 PM (uFznf)
THIS
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 04, 2019 12:01 PM (SFh6K)
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Some voice actor is already in the middle of that -- he sued back. There is a lot of youtube analysis on the ongoing depositions.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 04, 2019 12:01 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:52 AM (13CQC)
Plan for beating the ChiComs. Demand that the UN return the Chinese Security Council seat to the rightful Chinese government, the Republic of China (which only controls Taiwan).
Influence Hong Kong to withdraw recognition of the PRC as the legitimate government and recognize the RoC.
Other unhappy regions (such as Tibet) might recognize the RoC, seeing a chance to escape.
History tells us that at this point, some ambitious general will step up and declare that the ruling regime's inability to manage the crisis means that it has lost the Mandate of Heaven.
Three-way Civil War, typical of Chinese history, to follow.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 04, 2019 12:01 PM (5hMDu)
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:53 AM (cF8AT)
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Listen - poor people don't have money to squeeze. They just take up valuable beachfront property that could be used for toney condos and bagel delis.
Posted by: Weather Joos at September 04, 2019 12:02 PM (w6bda)
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z3oWA)
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Please accept my heartfelt condolences. I am blessed that both of my parents are still alive and well in their late 80s. Given my grandparents ages, I expect both of them to reach triple digits; as well as me and my 5 siblings.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 04, 2019 12:02 PM (JNTt1)
https://tinyurl.com/y4y9b5ng
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:56 AM (cF8AT)
Goldberg is the first progressive who has realized that the rules they've been enthusiastically advocating are going to be applied to them and she's trying to head it off.
Which is a good thing. If she is sincerely calling for a cancel culture ceasefire, I'm happy to agree. If she means it. If she doesn't?
War.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 12:03 PM (l41J9)
War.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 12:03 PM (l41J9)
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Well, there's an easy way to find out.
Ask her about Chappelle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 12:03 PM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: Allie at September 04, 2019 12:03 PM (SmSOd)
"Heh. You know who also could've played a pretty good Vulcan? Former ABC newsreader Sam Donaldson"
Back in the day, I used to call him Sam Romulan.
(He wasn't logical enough to be a Vulcan)
Posted by: zmdavid
Once upon a time in a discussion with George Will about whether an increase in a budget was a "cut"
Donaldson said to Will "if it doesn't meet the need then it's a cut."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2019 12:03 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (6qErC)
a sex object or something. Very sad, something self-hating about her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:56 AM (13CQC)
What an idiot. Sure - cede your best natural advantage. Whatever.
You know what - I think I'll shave my 'stache and shrink my arms to half size, because I want women to listen to me.
Not.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (AzTx0)
Thank you Bonecrusher, enjoy your parents while they are in good health is my advice.
Posted by: clutch at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (Z3oWA)
The true problem with the Constitution is we don't have enough. We need one for a Republican in the Whitehouse (President has no power at all). One for a Democrat in the Whitehouse (President is somewhere between Demi-god and Zeus). Oh and we will need multiples based on the make-up of the Supreme Court...
Damn, this is getting complicated!
Posted by: JB1000 at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (16OL0)
For supporting a right enshrined in writing in the US Constitution and affirmed by the US Supreme Court.
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Ooohhh, now let's do Planned Parenthood!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 04, 2019 11:58 AM (7cCNF)
No contest. I'm sure the numbers are available somewhere, but the number of black people killed by legally owned guns is certainly dwarfed by the number killed by legal abortions.
Where are they, percentage-wise these days? Somewhere around 60%? That would be black women pregnancies that end in abortion. I know it's over 50.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (eAZVt)
So Cruz said he'd talk to her and then she comes back with her
"bullshit" remark. Scared little classless scrunt, eff her. She wouldn't
know what to say without hiding behind her twitter account.
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Cruz is willing to talk back. How many other supposed 2nd amdt supporters are willing to put their necks out? Lightfoot is finding out that she kicked a wasps' nest going outside of her lefty bubble.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 04, 2019 12:05 PM (MIKMs)
The true problem with the Constitution is we don't have enough. We need one for a Republican in the Whitehouse (President has no power at all). One for a Democrat in the Whitehouse (President is somewhere between Demi-god and Zeus). Oh and we will need multiples based on the make-up of the Supreme Court...
Damn, this is getting complicated!
Posted by: JB1000 at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (16OL0)
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There have been calls on the left to abolish the Senate for years using your exact logic.
They want California and New York to rule the country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 12:05 PM (BjWJ1)
Donaldson said to Will "if it doesn't meet the need then it's a cut."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2019 12:03 PM (aKsyK)
Sam sometimes said things that make Juan Williams look smart.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 12:05 PM (l41J9)
Posted by: Allie at September 04, 2019 12:05 PM (SmSOd)
Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (eAZVt)
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Well, yeah.
Hillary would have made the appropriate sacrifices to Gaia and calmed the angry goddess of the Earth from taking out her anger at America on poor brown people in adjacent countries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 12:05 PM (BjWJ1)
She does indeed. Her presence is greatly missed.
I'm truly amazed that she still hangs around all us deplorable Morons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 04, 2019 11:49 AM (HaL55)
Christ didn't hang around the guiltless to preach the Gospel. Fenelon personifies this, don't you agree?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 12:06 PM (N39Ws)
I don't know if anyone's pointed this out, but your hash is one letter away from being SMOD.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 04, 2019 12:06 PM (4ICl5)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 04, 2019 11:52 AM (13CQC)
Russia, with about 100 million people at the end of WW2, and very little working industry, could be contained. China, with 1.4 billion people? And already dominating all trade in East Asia, not to mention the Pacific? Nope, that toothpaste is out of the tube.
The Chinese have what can best be considered as an efficient and reformed version of the same government they've had for about 2300 years now. It's not "communist", it's Imperial. (which is a much older and much stronger enemy than Communism) It's not going to change, and it's not going to go away. So, it's in both nations interest to come up with some type of accommodation allowing us to co-exist without trying to kill each other all the time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: MaDuece at September 04, 2019 12:08 PM (0dmP2)
I wonder if he will agree to use only short words as an accommodation.
Posted by: Sweets at September 04, 2019 12:08 PM (0GzkE)
Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM (eAZVt)
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2020 Hurricane Names:
Donald
John
Trump
Eric
Ivanka
Jared
Melania
Putin
Barron
Mitch
Kavanaugh
Posted by: Bob from the NOAA at September 04, 2019 12:08 PM (w6bda)
Notice no one ever asks why Rhode Island gets the same number as Texas...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 12:08 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2019 12:06 PM (N39Ws)
Indeed. We publicans, drunkards, and sinners need all the help we can get.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Allie at September 04, 2019 12:08 PM (SmSOd)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 12:09 PM (/8r1I)
Posted by: klaftern at September 04, 2019 12:09 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM
That strategy works for me!
Posted by: David Hogg at September 04, 2019 12:09 PM (a1JXS)
Posted by: klaftern at September 04, 2019 12:09 PM (RuIsu)
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Isn't this a description of every officer class ever?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (BjWJ1)
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There have been calls on the left to abolish the Senate for years using your exact logic.
They want California and New York to rule the country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 12:05 PM (BjWJ1)
If one peels back all the b.s., and leaves out of the discussion anything that the "public" wants, I would suggest the Cali pols would very seriously consider secession... if they didn't realize that meant they would have to create their own military.
Or maybe not. Colorado water might be harder for them to get their hands on.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Allie at September 04, 2019 12:08 PM (SmSOd)
Enjoy it while it lasts, then.
Posted by: Surfperch, also on his Phone at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (4ICl5)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (6qErC)
Do not pursue Lu Bu.
Posted by: Allie at September 04, 2019
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Is that like Limu Emu?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: MaDuece at September 04, 2019 12:08 PM (0dmP2)
That's the critical point - it's where, if Cruz wants to "win", he has to go in for the kill. Completely humiliate her. Show her for the non-functioning brain that she is. Absolutely decimate her and reduce her to a target for ridicule and contempt. He won't change her mind - but he can make an example of her to anyone that watches.
My bet is that Cruz doesn't have the will to do it. And if he doesn't, this entire thing is a bad idea.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (AzTx0)
Is that like Limu Emu?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (ClOmq)
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The Emu gets all the glory, but it's Doug who does all the work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 12:11 PM (BjWJ1)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 12:11 PM (NFEMn)
The Bahamas, Florida, Georgia and the Carolinas . . . may all be in our prayers now. Millions of us seeing Dorian turn away from land is not a wacky idea; it is a creative use of the power of the mind. Two minutes of prayer, visualization, meditation for those in the way of the storm
- Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) September 4, 2019
And the progs don't like it!
john r stanton
@dcbigjohn
This should 100% disqualify you from being taken seriously in a presidential primary
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Damn right-wing Xian!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Doug at September 04, 2019 12:12 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 12:11 PM (NFEMn)
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It doesn't rise to that level.
McCarthyism was actually built on something real like Alger Hiss. The idea that the Republican leadership is in the pocket of Putin is laughably false. Just look at the Republican energy policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 12:12 PM (BjWJ1)
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If this 'thing' is going to be done in public then Cruz needs to bring a couple dozen people who successfully defended themselves with firearms. Female of course.
They'd have to be quite couragous because the Dems would doxx the hell out of them for the convience of their Antifa Brownshirts.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 12:12 PM (dmoiP)
Is that like Limu Emu?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (ClOmq)
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The Emu gets all the glory, but it's Doug who does all the work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019
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If Doug wants people to take him seriously, he needs to stop dressing like a fast food manager, i.e., lose the short sleeves and fat ties.
And maybe ditching a large flightless bird that likes to peck at its own reflection wouldn't be bad either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 12:13 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 12:12 PM (dmoiP
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See me @ 201.
At least Pressley is open with her for support for Antifa, instead of pretending they don't exist like most Dems.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 04, 2019 12:15 PM (w6bda)
clutch, hogmartin sends his condolences
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 04, 2019 12:15 PM (AykVR)
That's rather critical. Even to Party officials.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 04, 2019 12:10 PM (6qErC)
Critical to them but not in their best interest. It's the old cut off your nose to save your face.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 12:15 PM (/8r1I)
McCarthyism was actually built on something real like Alger Hiss. The idea that the Republican leadership is in the pocket of Putin is laughably false. Just look at the Republican energy policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 04, 2019 12:12 PM (BjWJ1)
No, I get this.
But "McCarthyism" is the term most people use. For better or worse, it's transcended it's original meaning.
But it's obvious that Scarborough an the rest are widening their attacks to include not just Trump--and his supporters--but even the Rhino-ish GOP.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2019 12:16 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)
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Live long and prosper, Sam. Live long and prosper.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 04, 2019 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 04, 2019 12:05 PM (MIKMs)
That willingness to "talk back" is one of the things I love about Cruz - it's also one of the traits that makes many voters think that he's "Mean" and so they don't like him, because he won't back down when he thinks an opponent is wrong.
I remember about 3 or 4 years ago there was an infamous "Palestinian Christian" conference in DC I think, since Cruz was well known in Evangelical circles, they invited him to be a keynote speaker. I think the hope was that they were going to focus on how Christians in the area were oppressed by the Jihadis as well, but instead the entire conference devolved into a Jew bashing contest, blaming all the ills of the world on the existence of Israel. ( I think it had been organized and financed by some typical Joo-hate NGO's.)
So Cruz didn't decline, instead he took his speaking slot, and he went out and said to the Joo-Hating Palestinian crowd that "Israel is the Best Friend you ever had, Israel has done more to help you than anyone else ever has, and if You do not Stand with Israel, then none of us here in the United States are going to Stand with You." And with that mic drop, he left.
as I recall, the entire conference pretty much fell to pieces after that, and I don't think they've had another one. Well, that's what happens when you invite someone who is as Mean as Ted Cruz to speak.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 12:04 PM
That strategy works for me!
Posted by: David Hogg at September 04, 2019 12:09 PM (a1JXS)
I have seen no evidence that you have the minimal level of 'T' necessary to even grow a 'stache, let alone shave one off.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 04, 2019 12:18 PM (l41J9)
- no audience. Just her and Ted in his office or a neutral location.
- no "moderator."
- livestream the "debate."
Take away Milano's audience and she will refuse the debate. I stone cold guarantee it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 04, 2019 11:35 AM (Ki5SV)"
This, absolutely !
Spot-on !
One emendation: "- livestream the debate using your own equipment and technical people."
She can stream it too, if she wants.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 04, 2019 12:19 PM (pkvuH)
as I recall, the entire conference pretty much fell to pieces after that, and I don't think they've had another one. Well, that's what happens when you invite someone who is as Mean as Ted Cruz to speak.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2019
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Maybe, then, he won't fall to pieces when Milano starts throwing emotional outbursts at him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 12:19 PM (ClOmq)
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Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at September 04, 2019 12:20 PM (5qdFy)
Posted by: George V at September 04, 2019 12:23 PM (U2Tva)
I just had to explain "these are not the droids you're looking for" to a cow-orker
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Hey, wanna feel old?
Star Wars was released 42 years ago.
I graduated HS in 1970. That's like expecting me to have remembered a line from a movie in (*mumble, mumble, carry the 2*) 1928.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 12:23 PM (dmoiP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 04, 2019 12:25 PM (19g6/)
https://tinyurl.com/y4y9b5ng
Posted by: Tami at September 04, 2019 11:56 AM (cF8AT)
Yay, her!
Posted by: m at September 04, 2019 12:29 PM (JExoS)
Worried about him!
Posted by: Helen at September 04, 2019 12:29 PM (RH3OH)
Posted by: m at September 04, 2019 11:30 AM (JExoS)
I'll take that bet.
To beat her, he'll have to humiliate her. He won't have the will to do it.
This is a bad idea.
Posted by: The White Devil at September 04, 2019 11:33 AM (AzTx0)
Agree. Cruz doesn't have the killer instinct. That's why if he is ever prez, it'll be a catastrophe for this country.
Posted by: Sooner at September 04, 2019 12:31 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019 12:40 PM (GKLU/)
193 They call it bunt cake because if it's done right, it's soft and deadened, and you might be able to beat one out, but it's usually going to be a sacrifice
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When I read 'beat one out' my mind went to a place....... other than baseball.
I've been around you reprobates too long!
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 12:43 PM (dmoiP)
Posted by: Paladin at September 04, 2019 12:47 PM (lhi1/)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 04, 2019
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Messing is not going to age well. When young she looked a little like Myrna Loy -- but not recently.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 04, 2019 12:50 PM (ClOmq)
Heh. He said "knicker salve."
I'm going to have to remember that one.
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I don't get it. Can anyone help a Moron out?
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 12:54 PM (dmoiP)
Three-way Civil War, typical of Chinese history, to follow.
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That scenario is common in Chinese history.
Add in nukes? Whole new ballgame.
Plus in the past China was isolated except for her immediate neighbors. Nowadays the whole world would be involved like it or not.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 01:04 PM (dmoiP)
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And then be declared the winner by the presstitutes.
This is a waste of time, oxygen, and electrons.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 01:13 PM (dmoiP)
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Face = Mandate of Heaven
That's all you really need to know about China.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at September 04, 2019 01:15 PM (dmoiP)
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