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She's pregnant?
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 07:57 PM (WqPYg) 2
Good to see Hillary's been getting enough to eat. I was worried.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru) 3
What is that? Hillary and he body double?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (eDmrZ) 4
"I'd hit it." -- Megan Rapinhoe
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (WqPYg) 5
How the mighty do fall.
Posted by: Tuna at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (jm1YL) 6
Imagine if she were elected how beautiful we'd be told she was. Second only to Michael, of course.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (fsa/N) 7
The cankles! Cannot! Be! Unseen!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru) 9
Would not hit.
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (tH5fk) Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (Lg/Uq) Posted by: pep at August 29, 2019 07:59 PM (T6t7i) 12
Hillary is three sheets to the wind and wearing the fourth.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 29, 2019 07:59 PM (PQs3f) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 07:59 PM (awTYg) Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (tH5fk) 15
Last time I saw legs like that they were on a pier.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (Mouru) 16
Is Thunberg autistic?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (2DOZq) 17
OMG, can you imagine that Weeble representing the US at events like the G7???
They would fear her. . . stench! Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (Wx/+I) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (u82oZ) 20
That muumuu is hideous, but at the same time, I do NOT want her to take it off!
Posted by: pookysgirl, physics warpmaster at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (XKZwp) 21
I've seen fully grown oak trees with thinner cross sections than that hideous beast.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (Y4EXg) 22
It's a shirt! It's a tarp! It's a housecoat!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (JoUsr) 23
Do Depends even come in size XXXXL?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (Mouru) Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (WCmdX) 25
The homecoming queen has a gunt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (9Om/r) 26
My mom had a housecoat that looked like that dress.
Posted by: Tuna at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (jm1YL) 27
Is that a friend of hers or a tugboat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (Mouru) 28
She's pregnant?
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters All the female jackals turned me down. Posted by: Satan at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (N0K3k) 29
No, you were right the first time. She really is a big fat garbage scow. With stove pipe legs.
Posted by: abbynormal at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (I849g) 30
Granny going door to door selling her all natural stool softener.
Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (vd8XM) 31
Thick ankles not a good sign.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (u82oZ) 32
The rainbow warrior was seen nearby trying to protect Hillary from Japanese whalers.
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (0E35O) 33
That's a bag lady right there. All she's missing is the shopping cart with all her belongings in a hefty bag,
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (Wx/+I) 35
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Last time I saw legs like that they were on a pier. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (Mouru) ======= LMAO Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (WqPYg) 36
Zombie Captain Ahab readies his harpoon . . .
"Steady as she goes!!!!!!" *under his breath* . . . ("By the Great Horned Sea Toad, that beauty with keep Portsmouth in lamp oil for a generation!") "Pull! Men!!! There's THE WHITE WHALE!!!!" Posted by: Sharkman at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (6qa8a) Posted by: DR.WTF at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (aS1PU) 38
Kids got the Tourettes fucking ass shit!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (d55Dk) 39
I can understand Bill never doing her but what the hell was Webb Hubble thinking?
I've been really loaded before but I have never been THAT drunk. Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (Y4EXg) Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (bDqIh) 41
She looks truly terrible. Her brain is even more feeble. Geez, we really dodged a bullet in 2016. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (sy5kK) 42
It's a shirt! It's a tarp! It's a housecoat!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM She's wearing a thneed? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (Q7bO0) 43
Weeks ago I linked Soph's video on Greta, in which she called Soph called Greta a "shithead" running on "premium unleaded autism." As you can see, spot on. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (awTYg) 44
Glad to see she is keeping Omar in business.
Posted by: abbynormal at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (I849g) Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (2DOZq) 46
Why is she not 50 steps ahead, you might ask?
Posted by: NO PARKING OR STANDING sign at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (786Ro) 47
I decline to prosecute
Posted by: Rev. James Comey, conscience of the DOJ at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (33FvV) 48
willowed help for a bread lover..
Now I want homemade bread. Fuckers. Posted by: eleven....... go to Youtube https://youtu.be/gKTCYct_S0s no knead version.. if you can stir 4 ingredients in a bowl, you can make delicious bread.. or look at his instructions for an overnight version.. even better.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (438dO) 49
lmao. You're on a roll tonight, ace.
Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (BLFnH) 50
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Is that a friend of hers or a tugboat? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (Mouru) ====== I'm crying here ... Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (WqPYg) 51
Funny, I don't remember painting The L5 light purple. Stell gray was usually my color.
Posted by: Graf Von Zepplin at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (vqIkG) 52
Wearing the same kind of glasses vampires wear so they can walk among us in the daytime.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (Lg/Uq) 53
Speaking of the kid's parents, one of the responders said:
"They will convince themselves they aren't doing anything wrong because she's intelligent and hasn't indicated verbally that she's uncomfortable. That's because she can't verbalize it, it comes out non-verbally, like in this video." Nailed it. Posted by: 29Victor at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (BJKQV) 54
Nah, even I don't have that much fabric.
Posted by: Cristo at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (T6t7i) 55
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Imagine if she were elected how beautiful we'd be told she was. Second only to Michael, of course. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (fsa/N) --- Here's Hillary as we've never seen her before - stylish, carefree, casual with a Louis Vuitton sun hat and...oh fuck it. I can't, I can't do it. Michelle was bad, but at least she was visibly...human. This is a mushroom with feet. *Downs entire glass of wine* Okay, yeah. Student loans. Fuck. The sky blue summercoat sets off her...glamo...no...sensible loafters. *Pours glass of box wine. Drinks entire glass* I hate my life. Posted by: Self-Loathing Fashion Writer at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru) 57
Holy cow! She's packin some weight.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (BrRAn) 58
She looks like The Flying Nun after a month of engorging herself on the buffet at Cracker Barrel
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (8ts9m) 59
Is that a friend of hers or a tugboat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (Mouru) She didn't choose the tug life. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx) 60
Yuck.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs) 61
First pic caption:
"Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.." Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (438dO) 62
Every bollard in Southampton has been removed faster than any Confederate statue.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (EZebt) 63
At least they can give her and her friend tickets for standing there. Look at the sign.
Posted by: jdgalt at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (3SFo/) 64
Ordinarily I skip the cankles thing because heck we all age but... those are some messed up ankles
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (KZzsI) 65
If she catches a good wind she'll fly further than that Iranian rocket.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (8ts9m) 66
Look at them gams. Yum.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (8ts9m) Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (Mouru) 68
Is Thunberg autistic?
Yes, Aspergers (and OCD and I think a few other issues). Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (bDqIh) It's very obvious. This is almost child abuse. Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (2DOZq) 69
My gosh--Just saw Cankle's photo! When is she due?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (TdMsT) 70
27 Is that a friend of hers or a tugboat?
Posted by: Cicero It's her nurse. Is taking her pulse in one pic. Posted by: Alice McD at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (fWdPl) 71
From ugly to fugly
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (v0qEa) 72
i guess the booze diet really isn't the way to go. bitch aint long for this world. those cankles are about to explode.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (tH5fk) 74
Hillary Clinton will never be President.
Michelle Obama won't either. Both of them are done with campaigning, and just want to curl up with a big bottle of port and a tub of Ben And Jerry's "Black Chocolate Matters" ice cream Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (ykYG2) 75
Hillary's just remembering her magical August vacation of 2016.
While Trump was barnstorming his way across the country, Hillary limited herself to a rally a week (always loaded with celebrities, so Hillary would have to spend as little time as possible actually on stage). The rest of Hillary's "campaigning" that August consisted of attending fundraisers in the Hamptons, where Hillary would be squired to some rich persons house, bask in the adulation of her fans for an hour or two, and then be squired back to her Hamptons' house. Fun Fact: the Clintons' house in the Hamptons is next to Harvey Weinstein's. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (I2/tG) 76
What's she hiding under there, her server?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (JoUsr) 77
They were planning to pick Greta Thunberg to play Wednesday Addams in a new Addams Family movie, but decided that she was just too damned creepy.
Posted by: Non-Facts That Could be True at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (cB5if) 78
Vertical Stripes. They do nothing. Nooothing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (u82oZ) 79
Imagine having to throw that into a van.
Posted by: dartist at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (K22Va) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (Wx/+I) 81
In completely unrelated news, a local pest control company is missing their tent.
Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (Z7lwY) 82
Still trying to hide the back brace, I see...
Posted by: Kortezzi at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (UgFZj) 83
you know you nearly feel sorry for huma when you realize that hillary just lays there and makes her peg herself cowgirl style.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 08:04 PM (HALdu) 84
It would take more than whiskey goggles to make that look good, cigarette soaked in acid?
Posted by: Pliney at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (nzKWW) 85
Ordinarily I skip the cankles thing because heck we all age but... those are some messed up ankles
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2019 08:03 PM (KZzsI) She's always had those, even when she was young. That's why you'd very seldom see her in a dress. Posted by: abbynormal at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (I849g) 86
Oh, my God, woman, stay in the house!
Posted by: Mr Magoo at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (jyVW0) 87
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 29, 2019 08:00 PM (2DOZq)
Yes. Parents with an ounce of compassion would never be terrifying her with these dramatic scenarios and then sending her out to be a shield against any criticism. She's already missed at least a year of school, which means that when she's no longer of use to them she will have *nothing* to fall back on. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (uquGJ) 88
Funny, I don't remember painting The L5 light purple. Stell gray was usually my color.
Posted by: Graf Von Zepplin at August 29, 2019 08:02 PM (vqIkG) That's one of the shipping channel buoys walking the street. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (aS1PU) 89
4 "I'd hit it." -- Megan Rapinhoe
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 07:58 PM (WqPYg) Hit it hard enough and candy might fall out. Posted by: 29Victor at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (BJKQV) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (aKsyK) 91
Goolag banned Soph from Youtube, of course.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (ykYG2) 92
That pic rolled across the twitter, and the first comment I saw was"Who let her go out like that? Doesn't she know ANY gay men?"
I LOL'd Posted by: IP at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (gPZ9i) 93
Now I can see why Bill spends all his time humping 12 year-olds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (Mouru) 94
My wife looked at the photo and said she looked like an old person out for a stroll with her care giver, taking a break from the assisted living facility..... I have to agree....
Posted by: kraken at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (bCLt0) 95
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
Posted by: abbynormal at August 29, 2019 08:05 PM (I849g) 96
"Is that a friend of hers or a tugboat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (Mouru) " Ok. I just spit Octoberfest beer all over the place. Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (8ts9m) 97
Starring Hillary Clinton as Brian Denehey.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (Z0nvx) 98
Lies are all they've got.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (XNDy+) 99
They're gonna need a whale sling to get her in the medical van.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (NWiLs) 100
In completely unrelated news, a local pest control company is missing their tent.
Posted by: buzzion at A lol, when the local pest control company was contacted about their lost house tent they explained that their tent was not actually lost it was just that they had never had a house waddle away before. Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (HALdu) 101
I get the impression that the little Swedish commie feigns autism because she hopes someone will think her an idiot savant, rather than a simple idiot. Sad.
What are we drinking this evening, gentle men and women? Cobra's Fang here, a Don the Beachcomber classic. Posted by: Pastafarian at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (sgHEm) 102
Last time I saw legs like that they were on a pier.
Posted by: Cicero She's overdue for careening. Posted by: Cap'n Miklos of the Hungarian Navy at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ) 103
Say what you want but that gal can rock a trashbag
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (v0qEa) 104
That little girl is an idiot savant. Kidnaper and take her to Vegas baby!
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (0E35O) 105
I'd hit it...
Until it stopped moving Posted by: Steely Biden at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (flINI) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (Wx/+I) 107
Is that one of Hillary's beach friends with her?
Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (786Ro) 108
Those walks in the woods were not kind to her....or maybe it was the vodka tonics.
Posted by: WisRich at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (OAlmw) 109
To quote Mike Nelson: Looks like she was dressed by two different blind people.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (xPJvm) 110
ISTR that along with autism, Great had been diagnosed with sever social anxiety. So her "loving" parents keep shoving her into situations where she's the center of attention.
Her rebellion later in life will be violent. Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (naEeR) 111
titanic with special guess hillary clinton as the iceberg
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (HALdu) 112
New toon from Freedom Toons ripping on Snopes fake fact checking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OT_19mEau8 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (awTYg) 113
This criminal water buffalo is also a former First Lady. Imagine Jackie Kennedy allowing herself to be seen in public like this.
Zero dignity. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (JcXHH) 114
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history If you wanna be a villain Number One You have to chase a superhero on the run. Now follow my lead, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound No, don't touch that! Posted by: James Comey at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (l9m7l) 115
I'm waiting for that girl in the video to start rocking back and forth and exclaiming fish sticks on tuesdays! Or 5 minutes to Wopner!
Posted by: Drc at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (llGBY) 116
That Thunberg girl reminds me of that odious Ellen Page.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (JoUsr) 117
Now I know what they did with the old roof of the Metrodome after they tore it down.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (Z0nvx) 118
Hilllary Cltin looks very goods for her age and shoold has been Presdent to carry on Presdent Obamama's grate policies !!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (qM84C) 119
She's aging rapidly without being able to drink the lifeblood of virgins on Pedo Island.
We must legalize post-birth abortions to increase the supply of life-extending virginal tissue. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (g/pGr) 120
Chtuhlu is under under that tent.
Posted by: Simplemind at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (ZuGkg) 121
I've never seen this Thunberg girl before. As far as the question of having autism, her flat affect and tics could be related, but alone would not serve as evidence of anything.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (EZebt) 122
Good God she has ankles like a plow horse.
Posted by: Nick Danger at August 29, 2019 08:07 PM (9MQsq) 123
>>Weeks ago I linked Soph's video on Greta, in which she called Soph called Greta a "shithead" running on "premium unleaded autism."
That was a killer one, aaaaand it got he kicked off youtube (as she predicted). Re: Greta, both she and her younger sister have numerous issues. https://tinyurl.com/yxqwrgft Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:08 PM (bDqIh) 124
Hillary looks like she just shoplifted all the snacks from 7-11
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:08 PM (8ts9m) 125
She looks presidential.
Posted by: Ha at August 29, 2019 08:08 PM (MAstk) 126
So Hillary Clinton is a Percheron???
Posted by: kraken at August 29, 2019 08:08 PM (bCLt0) 127
when they are done fumigating they are going to have her degaussed then faired
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 08:08 PM (HALdu) 128
Those walks in the woods were not kind to her....or maybe it was the vodka tonics.
Even the ticks clear a path for her. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:09 PM (Mouru) 129
Kidnap her
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2019 08:09 PM (0E35O) 130
There is a place for you in the environmental camps, deplorable.
Posted by: SS-Gruppenfuhrer Thunberg at August 29, 2019 08:09 PM (I2/tG) 131
Eeek
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at August 29, 2019 08:09 PM (+72t1) 132
The millions needed to be slaughtered begins with the first murder. The Art of Mind Fuck Rape, Clinton. Happer
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 29, 2019 08:09 PM (9PtLS) 133
TONED ARMS
Posted by: NYT Mandatory Democrat Fashion Stylebook at August 29, 2019 08:09 PM (QzkSJ) 134
Even Weird Al's fatsuit in his Fat video wasn't that big.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 29, 2019 08:09 PM (PQs3f) 135
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 29, 2019 08:06 PM (sgHEm)
If so she's a marvelous actor. Parents of autistic children who see the video are pretty unanimous in their belief that she has it and is being badly exploited. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2019 08:09 PM (uquGJ) 136
NoScript is your friend.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (6E6gM) 137
Seriously: I think the Thunberg girl is on heavy psych medications. She's showing clear signs of tardive dyskinesia.
Her parents should be in jail. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (cB5if) 138
On the bright side, Hillary's diaper is adequately disguised. Visually.
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (kLDv+) 139
That's a -0
Posted by: Bosk at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (9m9TT) 140
Thick ankles not a good sign.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2019 08:01 PM (u82oZ) === I'm thinking edema secondary to congestive heart failure. Depends how far she actually walked before having to rest. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (EZebt) 141
Water buffalo with a purse full of hot sauce.
Posted by: dartist at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (K22Va) 142
I hope I live long enough to urinate publicly upon her grave.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (g/pGr) 143
What with the hat? Who the hell is ahe pretending to be? Spanky McFarland?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (8ts9m) 144
Why does she keep falling down with such a sturdy base.
Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (Z7lwY) 145
She is running.
Posted by: lucas hood at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (QwmrN) 146
She's clearly sensory overloaded - hence the grimaces - it's unfair to put someone like her in that position as a pawn or a tool for some political end - these people are ghouls and she's seems way too afflicted to understand she's being used.
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (32YRo) 147
The site is so loaded with pop ups it will give your computer AIDS.
Daily Mail, Daily Caller, potayto, potahto Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (786Ro) 148
I have always wanted to have sex with a walrus !!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (qM84C) 149
"Fun Fact: the Clintons' house in the Hamptons is next to Harvey Weinstein's. "
The two properties are separated by the world's only focus hedge. Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (naEeR) 150
126 So Hillary Clinton is a Percheron???
Posted by: kraken at August 29, 2019 08:08 PM (bCLt0) Clydesdale. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (TdMsT) 151
Why do they keep trotting out these children to lecture us? I'm 68. There's not a damn thing these kids know anything about. And no, I don't think it's cute either.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (JKNZq) 152
My wife just started another "House Hunters" episode.. another gay couple!!
If you were to only watch HGTV, you would assume roughly half of the American population is homo men or lesbians! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (438dO) 153
What is that? Hillary and he body double?/i]
OMG. It could be. Run a staffer's child by and see if she hugs her. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (yQpMk) 154
There was a time in the 90s that Hillary looked quite attractive at times...
*covers head with arms in defensive manner* ...but those days are loooong gone. Not that it's not to be expected for an old lady, but she doesn't seem to care at all what she looks like anymore. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (JoUsr) 155
dammit
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (yQpMk) 156
Are those legs or did she steal Obama's columns?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (8ts9m) 157
That Thunberg girl is being used by her parents and the econuts. Shame on them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (Z0nvx) Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (naEeR) 159
From link at #123:
Greta is eleven years old and has gone two months without eating. Her heart rate and blood pressure show clear signs of starvation. She has stopped speaking to anyone but her parents and younger sister, Beata. After years of depression, eating disorders, and anxiety attacks, she finally receives a medical diagnosis: Asperger's syndrome, high-functioning autism, and OCD. She also suffers from selective mutism --- which explains why she sometimes can't speak to anyone outside her closest family. When she wants to tell a climate researcher that she plans a school strike on behalf of the environment, she speaks through her father. . . This whole Greta, Climate Evangelist thing is bizarre. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (bDqIh) 160
These X-Ray glasses really work!!
Posted by: Hill's Bells at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (QzkSJ) 161
When I see that, my "Hard One" for my wife goes flaccid!!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (qM84C) 162
Meanwhile, the chatter has been about how Trump hasn't aged in office...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (T5ie4) 163
Yes, Greta is obviously autistic. She might also have bad OCD, since her sister does. I have only a little sympathy because in some ways she brought this on herself, but she's also now being used by adults who should know better and she may feel trapped.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (DVP2a) 164
Enough hair on that ass to carpet a room... Biggest mistake of my life.
Posted by: Billie boy at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (nzKWW) 165
First time I've seen her with a purse.
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (Bgx7w) 166
I think she found a hat that Max Boot wouldn't wear.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (y7DUB) 167
I'm thinking edema secondary to congestive heart failure. Depends how far she actually walked before having to rest.
Posted by: San Franpsycho .......... chronic lymphedema has nothing to do with heart failure.. the lymphatic system shuts down.. my left leg is a mess.. and no heart problems.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (438dO) Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:13 PM (Z0nvx) 169
She's dressed as if she were a little girl at the shore in the 1940's. Why?
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:13 PM (1+J19) 170
GD AUTOCORRUPT!!!
Ficus hedge!!! Posted by: Rob Crawford Thank you. I thought "focus hedge" was yet another thing everybody but me knew about. Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2019 08:13 PM (tH5fk) 171
Hillary looks like Miss Marple if Miss Marple had let herself go to pot.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:13 PM (aXucN) 172
Looks like a pig's foot in a slipper too small.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 29, 2019 08:13 PM (1g7ch) 173
WARNING: Politicians in your rear-view mirror may be larger than they appear.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (BJKQV) 174
...and not a word of coverage that her 'entourage" is taking at least two and possibly three intercontinental jet flights.
Posted by: vivi at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (11H2y) 175
Hillary Clinton is full of poo.
News at eleven. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2) 176
Apparently there's some kind of ball game.
Posted by: Miklos, hearing Clemson noises from another part of the house at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (rK6Wd) 178
Shit, Polliwog, now I feel bad.
That facial tic thing just seemed too on-the-nose for me. But my knowledge of abnormal psychology is gleaned mostly from observing my idiot brother-in-law, who's actually just an asshole and not clinically insane. So there you go. Posted by: Pastafarian at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (sgHEm) 179
169 She's dressed as if she were a little girl at the shore in the 1940's. Why? She wants to be called Baby Jane from now on. Posted by: abbynormal at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (I849g) 180
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (JKNZq)
Seriously, to be shields. It's "mean" to question anything the clearly disturbed teenage mouthpiece might proclaim, and "hateful" to be anything other than completely compliant. To them she is no more an individual human being than we are. Even her parents view her as a tool. I feel intense compassion for her, but it in no way impels me to comply. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (uquGJ) 181
Math problem
It is one hour until last call. Your only chance of getting laid are the two bovines pictured above. How many shots will you need to drink to utter the words "kiss me baby nothing makes me sick"? Posted by: Nick Danger at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (9MQsq) 182
Oh how the mighty have swollen.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (BJKQV) 183
When she wants to tell a climate researcher that she plans a school strike on behalf of the environment, she speaks through her father. . . This whole Greta, Climate Evangelist thing is bizarre. Posted by: Lizzy How do we know they are truly Greta's words and not papa's? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (aKsyK) 184
On the bright side, Hillary's diaper is adequately disguised. Visually.
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (kLDv+) -------- Can You Imagine... *shudder* Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (flINI) 185
What the Hell is that? Did the Morton's Salt girl drink from the fake Holy Grail?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 29, 2019 08:14 PM (jp0Bv) 186
She's dressed as if she were a little girl at the shore in the 1940's. Why? Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:13 PM (1+J19) Dementia is a complex thing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (9Om/r) 187
I didn't mean to imply that she should be hauling garbage. I meant to say, she should be hauled away AS garbage!
Posted by: Drunk Klingon, pissed at tribbles at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (CPNry) 188
113 exactly. Looks like Arkansas white trash that won the lottery. Only thing missing is a cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a Pomeranian on a sparkly leash.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (vc4Kw) 189
Baby Huey takes a walk.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (Z0nvx) 190
EXTERMINATE!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (yQpMk) 191
She's clearly sensory overloaded - hence the grimaces - it's unfair to put someone like her in that position as a pawn or a tool for some political end - these people are ghouls and she's seems way too afflicted to understand she's being used.
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (32YRo) Right now I'm playing a game of "how far do I have to read through the comment before I can tell whether it's about Hillary or Greta". Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (JoUsr) 193
First time I've seen her with a purse.
Inside the purse is a bag. And the bag is attached to her. Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (Wd55D) Posted by: *hic* at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (QzkSJ) 195
I can't believe it, but Hillary would look better in those hideous pantsuits than that tent.
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (0E35O) 196
That gunt is 99% vodka.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (Z0nvx) 197
Reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer gains a ton of weight and starts wearing a mumu
Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (5b+Sr) 198
Can we stop pretending that autism is some kind of neato-cool superpower?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (T5ie4) 199
Beware of the Blob it creeps and leaps......
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (v0qEa) 200
"chronic lymphedema has nothing to do with heart failure.. the lymphatic system shuts down.. my left leg is a mess.. and no heart problems.."
My husband has been in the hospital with sepsis brought on by chronic lymphedema. I just got him out today. He's been on IV antibiotics. Both legs are a mess. He does have afib and his father died of heart disease. I will be going to see a wound specialist on how to deal with his legs. They do have compression dressings that are easier to use than compression socks. Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (JKNZq) 201
190
EXTERMINATE! Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2019 08:15 PM (yQpMk) Winner winner chicken dinner. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (9dzlp) 202
Clinton/Gunt 2020!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (T5ie4) 203
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There was a time in the 90s that Hillary looked quite attractive at times... *covers head with arms in defensive manner* ...but those days are loooong gone Zygotes don't count. Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (UFgOG) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (g/pGr) 205
I cannot believe she is alive after the 2016 campaign. Baby's blood? Adrenalchrome? Clones? Actors wearing Hollywood makeup and Hillary skin suits?
Posted by: lucas hood at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (QwmrN) 206
Gahhh those cankles!
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (l9mVC) 207
It takes a whole hell of a lot of yeast to create that much bloat and puffiness.
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (kLDv+) Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (JoUsr) 209
I've never seen this Thunberg girl before. As far as the question of having autism, her flat affect and tics could be related, but alone would not serve as evidence of anything. Posted by: San Franpsycho ====== The child herself testifies that she has "selective mutism" or selective autism, meaning that she speaks only when something is very important to her. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (7OILk) 210
She is Not Well. (Hillary I mean.)
Posted by: IP at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (gPZ9i) 211
JUST BE THANKFUL SHE DOESN'T WEAR PATENT LEATHER SHOES WITH THAT GETUP.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (T5ie4) 212
They should put Hillary on diuretics. Husband lost 70 pounds with them.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (JKNZq) 213
Hillary looks like Miss Marple if Miss Marple had let herself go to pot. Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:13 PM (aXucN) She makes Margaret Rutherford look good Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (WCmdX) 214
That second picture looks like she's got ectoplasm shooting out of her fist toward her companion.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (JoUsr) Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (Wd55D) 216
That outfit is like a combination poncho and hospital dress. Convenient if tou need to take a shit in the street, I guess.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (H5knJ) 217
Another picture at the DM is captioned:
"Living it up: While in the Hamptons, the Clintons attended a party at the home of Iranian billionaire Joseph Moinian." Must've been a blast. Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (786Ro) 218
I can see Biden in that outfit in about 5 years.
Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 08:17 PM (5b+Sr) 219
Under that, tucked into the diaper is a flask with a fresh roadie cocktail.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (Z0nvx) 220
Reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer gains a ton of weight and starts wearing a mumu
Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (5b+Sr) -------- +100 And I was just thinking, imagine if she were our president and the caption underneath read "President Clinton on vacation in the Hamptons" or whatever. Gah. What a picture to present to the world. Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (aXucN) 221
I don't understand the obesity. What rich woman wants to be compared to a barge? Considering all the plastic surgery Chelsea has had, someone in the family believes appearance is important.
Posted by: Ever at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (ZZDMQ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (zBaqJ) 223
baby elephant walk comes to life in the hamptons.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (KP5rU) 224
Together, Greta and I will conceive the Maximum Leader for the Thousand-Year Ecofascist Reich!
Posted by: SS-Gruppenfuhrer David Hogg at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (I2/tG) 225
On windy days, she rents herself out as a mainsail
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (8ts9m) 226
See, that's why I went to ankle length skirts. They hide many flaws.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (JKNZq) 227
We should open a new location out in the Hamptons.
Posted by: Chappaqua Wine and Liquor at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (tVQUs) 228
223 baby elephant walk comes to life in the hamptons.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (KP5rU) Sound of Henry Mancini tapping conductor's baton... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (786Ro) 230
JJ, how was your new gig?
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN) 231
Has the media gushed about how elegant she is?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (aCNZ6) 232
She just came from the beach. That's a beach cover-up. Underneath is a string bikini.
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (Bgx7w) 233
171 Hillary looks like Miss Marple if Miss Marple had let herself go to pot.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:13 PM (aXucN) Oh no no no! I NEVER pictured Miss Marlowe like this. Miss Marple has gray, curly hair, and wears tweed skirts, twinsets, and a pince nez! She weighs 90 lbs!!! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT) 234
No wonder Bill rapes Women.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (dKiJG) 235
Reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer gains a ton of weight and starts wearing a mumu
Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 08:16 PM (5b+Sr) That was real?! Someone put that up on Twitter yesterday as a "Who Wore it Better?" and I figured it must have been photoshopped because his mumu looked so much like Hill's. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (uquGJ) 236
225 On windy days, she rents herself out as a mainsail
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2019 08:18 PM (8ts9m) Being tented for "termites." Actual termites and not Jooz... [sarc] Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (zBaqJ) 237
232 She just came from the beach. That's a beach cover-up. Underneath is a string bikini.
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (Bgx7w) URRRPPP!!! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (TdMsT) 238
She looks like a female version of Peter Lorre in MAD LOVE (1935). Seriously, look it up.
Posted by: Utility muffin at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (CPNry) Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (WCmdX) 240
Calving season in the Hamptons?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (axyOa) 241
Rod Stewart
youtube.com/watch?v=2RLYo75jUE0 I never did see the movie 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane' Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (ykYG2) 242
Oh no no no! I NEVER pictured Miss Marlowe like this. Miss Marple has gray, curly hair, and wears tweed skirts, twinsets, and a pince nez! She weighs 90 lbs!!!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT) --------- Yes, but I said if she let herself go to pot, and also Miss Marple is roughly 183 years old, right? Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (aXucN) 243
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My wife just started another "House Hunters" episode.. another gay couple!! If you were to only watch HGTV, you would assume roughly half of the American population is homo men or lesbians! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (438dO) ======== "It'll be 100% at Netflix once we get full control." -- Susan Rice and the Obamas Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (WqPYg) 244
Five minutes after that last photo, Hillary started farting and flew around for a couple minutes.
Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (5b+Sr) 245
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that Hillary Clinton should be hauling garbage. I meant to say she should be hauled away AS garbage.
(Scotty decks him) Posted by: Gridlock at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (/DLXk) 246
They should put Hillary on diuretics. Husband lost 70 pounds with them.
Are there drawbacks? Just wondering if edema is beneficial in any way. Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (CDGwz) 247
230 JJ, how was your new gig?
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN) Man, hit the ground running. Working on a pitch for a major bank that should take several weeks but has to be done by next Wednesday. Mad Men indeed. Meh, I need the dough-re-mi. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (zBaqJ) 248
Servants have to eat that.
Posted by: lucas hood at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (QwmrN) 249
No girl deserves to be subjected to David Hogg's sexual advances, not even St. Greta
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (DVP2a) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (j3npP) 251
The dress helps probably promotes air circulation around the diaper. It's important to keep those things from overheating.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (aCNZ6) 252
Somewhwere, a Super 8 is missing a shower curtain.
Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (OLQ3p) Posted by: Utility muffin at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (CPNry) 254
We could have had this as President instead of Trump, you fools!
Posted by: Never Trumpers! at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (I2/tG) 255
No girl deserves to be subjected to David Hogg's sexual advances, not even St. Greta
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM There's no way baby arms Hogg likes females. Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (Z0nvx) 256
246 They should put Hillary on diuretics. Husband lost 70 pounds with them.
Are there drawbacks? Just wondering if edema is beneficial in any way. Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (CDGwz) Diuretics will deplete you of potassium and other electrolytes and mess with your mind. It's a dual edged sword. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (zBaqJ) 257
252 Somewhwere, a Super 8 is missing a shower curtain.
Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (OLQ3p) You spelled Bates Motel wrong... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (zBaqJ) 258
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That outfit is like a combination poncho and hospital dress. Convenient if tou need to take a shit in the street, I guess. I knew it wasn't the bums in San Francisco. Posted by: dartist at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (K22Va) 259
Oh no no no! I NEVER pictured Miss Marlowe like
this. Miss Marple has gray, curly hair, and wears tweed skirts, twinsets, and a pince nez! She weighs 90 lbs!!! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT) --------- Yes, but I said if she let herself go to pot, and also Miss Marple is roughly 183 years old, right? Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (aXucN) Look up pictures of Margaret Rutherford who played Miss Marple in the 60s. Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (WCmdX) 260
She's much healthier, unless Big Black Doctor is just out of the picture following in a golf cart/ambulance.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (CDGwz) 261
Considering all the plastic surgery Chelsea has had, someone in the family believes appearance is important.
===== Someone should tell her it sure as fuck didn't help. At all. She should sue. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (JcXHH) 262
Man, hit the ground running. Working on a pitch for a major bank that should take several weeks but has to be done by next Wednesday.
Mad Men indeed. Meh, I need the dough-re-mi. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (zBaqJ) ------- Sounds like steady work for a while anyway, though! Is this an acting gig, or a writing gig? If you don't mind saying. Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (aXucN) 263
Looking on the bright side, getting climate advice from an autistic 16 year old girl is an improvement over getting it from Michael Mann.
Posted by: cool breeze at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (UGKMd) 264
That sign, no standing WTF? Well I guess it's fitting for Hillda. Standing is not her gig.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (Z0nvx) 265
Hilly The Pinhead
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (T5ie4) 266
Is that a hospital gown?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (KOggN) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK) 268
"chronic lymphedema has nothing to do with heart failure.. the lymphatic system shuts down.. my left leg is a mess.. and no heart problems.." My husband has been in the hospital with sepsis brought on by chronic lymphedema. I just got him out today. He's been on IV antibiotics. Both legs are a mess. He does have afib and his father died of heart disease. I will be going to see a wound specialist on how to deal with his legs. They do have compression dressings that are easier to use than compression socks. Posted by: notsothoreau .............. some advice.. I had mild lymphedema for years.. I got a bad case of cellulitis.. left leg swelled like a balloon. leaking all kinds of liquids and I went septic.. 8 days in the hospital.. IV port and IV antibiotics for weeks at home.. It was the worse time of my life. I hope you get a good wound specialist.. they can make all the difference.. He needs good wraps and you will need to educate yourself on how to do a load of crap. I got a compression machine for my legs that helped a lot.. and then therapy wraps.. and also farrow wraps after a while to put on at night.. my wife helped me put those on. It's hell.. Now I maintain with $1000 custom made stockings (each not a pair) from Germany for my bad leg.. Medicare does not pay for these, but my former insurance paid after I met deductible. Good luck and prayers for you both. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (438dO) 269
PREVARICATE! CONFABULATE! DISSIMULATE! Posted by: Dalek Thundershart at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (rK6Wd) 270
We were treated to MANY pics of the dog eater in a bathing suit, during his Preznitsy.
Close your eyes and consider the alternate universe of President Hillary Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (ykYG2) 271
Barron Harkonnen's long lost sister.
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (0E35O) 272
The child herself testifies that she has "selective mutism" or selective autism, meaning that she speaks only when something is very important to her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia Fine. The entire Horde is now Protected under the ADA. Sue like the wind, Morons! Posted by: Miklos, a Clemson fan for today at least at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (QzkSJ) 273
267 Baroness Harkonnen
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK) "Two fat persons, click click click..." - - Ian Dury and the Blockheads, 1979 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ) 274
Looking on the bright side, getting climate advice from an autistic 16 year old girl is an improvement over getting it from Michael Mann.
Posted by: cool breeze at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM Or Al Gore. Or Leo DiCaprio etc. Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (Z0nvx) 275
Where's Huma?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (bDqIh) 276
271 Barron Harkonnen's long lost sister.
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (0E35O) More like his long lost fistula. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (zBaqJ) 277
She looks like she is having a Commie peasant conversation. Straight outta Dnipropetrovsk.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (LGo6U) 278
She's much healthier, unless Big Black Doctor is just out of the picture following in a golf cart/ambulance.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (CDGwz) We're gonna need a bigger van. Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (axyOa) 279
Saw a recent pic of Chelsea. She has her mother's figure. And fashion sense.
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (Bgx7w) 280
An what is propaganda girl supposed to be teaching us? We should go back to wind powered ships as long as we have crews we can fly around the world to pilot them?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (KOggN) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (zBaqJ) 282
Hmm, no sign of Hillary's cybernetic exoskeleton. Must be in the shop or something.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (tVQUs) 283
Yes, but I said if she let herself go to pot, and also Miss Marple is roughly 183 years old, right?
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:20 PM (aXucN) Miss Marple wouldn't let herself go to pot. And she's immortal! ![]() Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (TdMsT) 284
Bernie's campaign is daring the speed bag to a rematch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:24 PM (T5ie4) 285
Beep beep beep
Posted by: Big Fat Ass at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (OLQ3p) 286
There's no way baby arms Hogg likes females.
No problem! I'll just pretend she's one of my usual fourteen year olds! Posted by: SS-Gruppenfuhrer David Hogg at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (I2/tG) 287
This whole Greta, Climate Evangelist thing is bizarre.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:12 PM (bDqIh) === No one with those diagnoses should be in a large crowd, let alone in front of a large crowd. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (7OILk) 289
They had him on two potassium pills when he lost the 70 pounds (it was over one month period). But Lasix (diuretic) is one of the most commonly prescribed pills in the US. With that, he takes one potassium pill.
You can get fluid build up around your heart, so diuretics can be useful to clear that. A lot of the meds they prescribe can mess up your kidneys, which is why you have dialysis clinics. And if you go in to see a doctor, they will be concerned if you aren't taking many pills. Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (JKNZq) 290
Yes, Greta is obviously autistic. She might also have bad OCD, since her sister does. I have only a little sympathy because in some ways she brought this on herself, but she's also now being used by adults who should know better and she may feel trapped.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean Ever see autistics that don't want do do something? I've never heard any of them going along with something that they didn't want to do. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (eDmrZ) 291
I'll bet she could drop a deuce without missing a step.
Posted by: dartist at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (K22Va) 292
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Baroness Harkonnen Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK) She makes Bill milk a cat for the antidote of poison she gave him and that's why he has to stick around. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (dKiJG) 293
Look up pictures of Margaret Rutherford who played Miss Marple in the 60s.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:22 PM (WCmdX) -------- That fourth picture of her on IMDB where she is holding a ball of yarn and knitting needles and giving someone the stink eye. Add 50 or 60 pounds and you've got Hillary. Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (aXucN) 294
I'd like to make fin of this Greta kid but I feel bad for her. Her parents are just using her as a prop and to all the other adults propping her up, she's just another ProgNPC that is of use in the moment and will soon be 'deleted'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 29, 2019 08:26 PM (iPcM4) 295
Man, hit the ground running. Working on a pitch for a major bank that should take several weeks but has to be done by next Wednesday.
Mad Men indeed. Meh, I need the dough-re-mi. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (zBaqJ) My advice: Use a transsexual theme. They sell the shit out of razor blades with that. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:26 PM (Mouru) 296
Saw a recent pic of Chelsea. She has her mother's figure. And fashion sense. Posted by: davidt ====== I think she also has her mother's political ambitions. Aren't we lucky. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 08:26 PM (7OILk) 297
there were swimsuit shots of hillary and bill in the 90s when they were trying to convince everyene that bill was doing everyone within dickrange.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 08:26 PM (HALdu) 298
A few more weeks and Greta's going to be like a scene from The Exorcist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:26 PM (T5ie4) 299
The stunning elegance of Hillary Clinton!
She's even better looking than Michelle Obama, if such a thing is possible! Posted by: Vogue Mqagazine! at August 29, 2019 08:26 PM (I2/tG) 300
That being circling her is her largest moon
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2019 08:26 PM (flINI) 301
Greta is teaching us that Swedes are shitty parents too.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:26 PM (DVP2a) 302
Sure hope Hillz never stands on that Marilyn Monroe air grate.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (aCNZ6) Posted by: An Electric Mobility Scooter at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (Mouru) 304
Fuck the corrupt, traitorous FBI, all of their corrupt agents that looked the other way, and in fact have pissed all over their oath to uphold the US Constitution. James Comey got away with everything! And openly tells the world to Go F*** Themselves. Gleefully. You corrupt bastards with badges. Fuck every one of you. When the civil war starts, it was YOUR corruption that partially caused it. You mid-level badge holders, you had your chance. You failed. The only question now is how the burning times actually start. This country is done. done. done. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (sy5kK) 305
I think she also has her mother's political ambitions. Aren't we lucky. Female Fredo? That should be hilarious. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (T5ie4) 306
wait until that thunberg girl starts banishing people to the cornfield.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (HALdu) 307
There was an early Three Stooges short where they somehow scammed their way into designing high-end women's gowns. One of them was made like a giant pyramid shaped dresser. That comes to mind here.
Posted by: Utility muffin at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (CPNry) 308
Late to another thread, dammit.
I read at the Daily Mail that Hillary's frock is actually from Gwyneth Paltrow's line at Goop. Not kidding. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC) 309
N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore.
Thank you for that image. I return fire. Yoga pants with kevlar tensile strength. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (u82oZ) 310
The back of her dress reads 'GOLD MEDAL FLOUR'.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (T5ie4) 311
Maybe she isn t a lardass. Maybe its ascites from alcoholic liver disease. Be charitable guys.
Shit did I just body shame her? Im a terrible oh fuckit Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (dUHi7) 312
Mad Men indeed. Meh, I need the dough-re-mi.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Dough, a meal, a real nice meal Re, a drop of pricey fun Mi, for me, after tax I keep the IRS 1099 sum Posted by: The Sound of Miklos at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (QzkSJ) 313
No.
Fucking. Way. Posted by: An Electric Mobility Scooter at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (Mouru) Fitting Hash. Posted by: Surfperch, Brushing up on his French at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (tVQUs) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (Wx/+I) 315
That's the same figure Lovecraft's Old Ones had, isn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (T5ie4) 316
My blue dress was....prettier
Posted by: Monica at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (OLQ3p) 317
lol, you know it ids from gwyneth's line of "wipe n wear" clothing.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 08:29 PM (HALdu) Posted by: Close Observer at August 29, 2019 08:29 PM (I2/tG) 319
Chelsea: the stupider version of Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (Wx/+I) And waaaay uglier. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC) 320
Chi-Town Jerry,
That sounds a lot like his issues. He had leaky legs before but we got them cleared back up. He's very good at saying what he wants to do to clear them up, but doesn't follow through. The wound specialist is supposed to be very good indeed. I wasn't there today, when he talked with the wound specialist at the hospital. But we'll set up an appointment with this other specialist. He is not supposed to use compression until his legs clear up, probably after he finishes the antibiotic. Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:29 PM (JKNZq) Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:30 PM (IMdOQ) 322
I am enjoying Joe-Joe's Bizarre Campaign: Dementia Is Unbeatable however.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:30 PM (DVP2a) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2) 324
My blue dress was....prettier
Posted by: Monica at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (OLQ3p) And a much smaller target. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2019 08:30 PM (Mouru) 325
She was a shart away from the oval.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:30 PM (KOggN) 326
Hillary's lich enchantments require more blood sacrifices with a lower triglyceride content. But seriously I'm guessing she's off to do power cleans and rack pulls with RBG.
Posted by: WonkishRogue at August 29, 2019 08:30 PM (SGSj1) 327
Working on a pitch for a major bank
Is Putin co-signing? Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:30 PM (IMdOQ) ahahahahahahaha Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:30 PM (WCmdX) 328
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Chelsea: the stupider version of Kamala Harris. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (Wx/+I) and equally African American. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (sy5kK) 329
I'll bet she could drop a deuce without missing a step.
Posted by: dartist at August 29, 2019 08:25 PM (K22Va) lol, you know it ids from gwyneth's line of "wipe n wear" clothing. Posted by: yankeefifith at August 29, 2019 08:29 PM (HALdu) Makes sense. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (aS1PU) 330
>>Ever see autistics that don't want do do something? I've never heard any of them going along with something that they didn't want to do.
Yeah, if you read the article on her, apparently this activism makes her feel better. She and her family somehow believe her and her sister's issues are linked to the climate, so this need to fix the climate is really an attempt to make herself better. It's this really weird, vaguely Munchdchausen by proxy-ish thing. Her mom also blames the patriarchy for her daughters' issue, if you can believe it. Greta wants to do the activism, and I'm guessing her parents want her to do what makes her feel better, particularly if it is in line with their politics and provides a reason for why the kids are so messed up. The article rightly asks if all these adults are serving Greta by pushing her into this adult role. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (bDqIh) 331
Do they tent houses for termites in the Hamptons?
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (Bgx7w) 332
Huma was down on that, huh?
Posted by: BluesFish at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (WQZ1O) 333
Man, hit the ground running. Working on a pitch for a
major bank that should take several weeks but has to be done by next Wednesday. Mad Men indeed. Meh, I need the dough-re-mi. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:21 PM (zBaqJ) =========== Praying for J.J. to get a Christina Hendricks look-alike assigned as his secretary! Wait, scratch that ... Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (WqPYg) 334
No. Fucking. Way. Posted by: An Electric Mobility Scooter at August 29, 2019 08:27 PM (Mouru) They are just going to weld it to her top half like Davros Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (WCmdX) 335
We have the sweetest neighbor whose dear adorable wife died a few months ago. He has a house in the Hamptons, and since his wife died, has spent the summer up there.
He's also a conservative. I wonder how that works out for him. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC) 336
Get me the Tree Ring Circus from the Univ of East Anglia on the horn, STAT. We can add another 2 samples to our hockey stick research.
Posted by: Michael Mann, King of Penn State at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (Jj+59) 337
*Sorry, Cap'n! Decrepit and Bulbous Garbage Barge Makes Drunken Wrong Turn and Winds Up In the Streets of the Hamptons!
Wait, wait, wait, I had that totally wrong. It's not a big fat garbage scow. It's Hillary Clinton.* Honest mistake. Anyone coulda' seen the Garbage Barge. Posted by: tbodie at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (sMMcg) 338
What common everyday item is she in awe of in the first picture?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (KOggN) 339
She puts the 'rump' in 'frump.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (T5ie4) 340
One damn thing is for sure , that blue tent dress thingy that Felonia is wearing does not have nor will it ever have semen stains on it.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 29, 2019 08:32 PM (xyGnq) 341
Ian Dury and the Blockheads, 1979
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll fo All would work better for Bernie. You know he, at lest, wouldn't cost much. Posted by: Miklos, Hit with Rhythm Stick at August 29, 2019 08:32 PM (QzkSJ) 342
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even Death may forget to campaign in Wisconsin. Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:32 PM (DVP2a) Posted by: B. J. Clinton at August 29, 2019 08:32 PM (tVQUs) 344
I read at the Daily Mail that Hillary's frock is actually from Gwyneth Paltrow's line at Goop. Not kidding. Posted by: Jane D'oh ===== Click my nic. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 08:32 PM (7OILk) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 08:32 PM (aKsyK) 346
Has the woman with Clinton been identified? There was another photo of her in which she appeared to be taking Hillary's pulse during that same time.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 29, 2019 08:33 PM (bTFHX) 347
The little girl is autistic. Sad. Used worse than the Epstein girls.
Posted by: Ass Chum at August 29, 2019 08:33 PM (Jj+59) 348
okay, broseidon wins this one #342
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:33 PM (ykYG2) 349
No sugar-free desserts for Hillary.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 29, 2019 08:33 PM (MLJ+L) 350
Maybe huma's office is under the dress.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:33 PM (KOggN) 351
those two old bats look like they're searching for her mooring station.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 08:33 PM (KP5rU) 352
Yeah, if you read the article on her, apparently this activism makes her feel better. She and her family somehow believe her and her sister's issues are linked to the climate, so this need to fix the climate is really an attempt to make herself better. It's this really weird, vaguely Munchdchausen by proxy-ish thing. Her mom also blames the patriarchy for her daughters' issue, if you can believe it. ORLY? Autism is like 2/3 more prevalent in males. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:33 PM (T5ie4) 353
My blue dress was....prettier
Posted by: Monica at August 29, 2019 08:28 PM (OLQ3p) -------- And actually had some of Billy Jeffs DNA on it Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2019 08:33 PM (flINI) 354
We have the sweetest neighbor whose dear adorable wife died a few months ago. He has a house in the Hamptons, and since his wife died, has spent the summer up there.
He's also a conservative. I wonder how that works out for him. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC) Suffolk County voted narrowly for Trump, so I imagine it's not too hard to find a refugee of sanity. Posted by: Surfperch at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (tVQUs) Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (1+J19) 356
Click my nic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 08:32 PM (7OILk) What's she doing? Power walking? I think the Beast lost the belt that came with the tent. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (ptqGC) 357
I never did see the movie 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane'
-- Good movie, but you will come away with the mother of all earworms from hell. At least, I do. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (JoUsr) 358
>>I read at the Daily Mail that Hillary's frock is actually from Gwyneth Paltrow's line at Goop.
Not kidding. Uhhhh. . . Wow. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (bDqIh) 359
The man who installs Hillary's jade egg is the world's bravest, and dumbest.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (DVP2a) Posted by: Proto-Miklos at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (QzkSJ) 361
There was a time in the 90s that Hillary looked quite attractive at times...
*covers head with arms in defensive manner* ...but those days are loooong gone. Not that it's not to be expected for an old lady, but she doesn't seem to care at all what she looks like anymore. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:11 PM (JoUsr) Tammy Bruce has talked about this. When The Beast was The First Cheated On Woman she used to take advantage of all the White House perqs to keep looking as presentable as possible given the raw material. Something(s) happened since then: depression, alcoholism or just sheer greed. With the amount of coin she's grifted there's no excuse for her looking like she does. She could easily afford someone controlling her caloric intake, daily quick workouts and buying flattering clothes. Posted by: Captain Hate at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (y7DUB) 362
What common everyday item is she in awe of in the first picture?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:31 PM (KOggN) -------- There's a balloon just outside the frame. Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:35 PM (aXucN) 363
I bet her people draw straws to see who has to help her get those shoes on in the morning.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 29, 2019 08:35 PM (Jj+59) 364
why can't autistic-girl's parents shift her into solving, I dunno, Yang-Mills equations like Grisha Perelman's mom sicced him on Poincare?
Autistic girl would still be a nerd, but she'd be a nerd with a million bucks, a Fields medal, and (if she refused these) an eternal legacy of being awesome. Not a legacy of being yet another tool of politicians. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:35 PM (ykYG2) 365
Now I know what the hat reminds me of-The Flying Nun.
Fortunately there isn't a breeze strong enough for her to achieve lift off. Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 08:35 PM (aCNZ6) 366
That is no moon.
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at August 29, 2019 08:35 PM (Bgx7w) 367
There was a time in the 90s that Hillary looked quite attractive at times... Everyone who was ever around her said she had terrible BO and hygiene in general. I think she cleaned up a bit for the WH. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:36 PM (ptqGC) 368
The other tubbo is still wearing her collar , must be back from her morning walk.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 29, 2019 08:36 PM (Jj+59) 369
"She could easily afford someone controlling her caloric intake, daily quick workouts and buying flattering clothes."
Why would she do that? She's surrounded by people that tell her how fabulous she looks right now. She has no reason to believe what she sees in the mirror. Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:36 PM (JKNZq) 370
- - Ian Dury and the Blockheads, 1979
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ) +++ Go ahead and hit me with your rythym stick. Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2019 08:37 PM (2sCft) Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:37 PM (DVP2a) Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 08:37 PM (OLQ3p) 373
Click my nic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 08:32 PM (7OILk) -------- It looks much much better on Gwyneth. It doesn't even look like the same dress on Hillary. Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:37 PM (aXucN) 374
It's as if Cheops' death pyramid sprouted cankles and started walking to Whole Foods. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2019 08:37 PM (ur8yz) 375
ted kennedy was shaped just like the frau before he met satan.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 08:37 PM (KP5rU) 376
I just noticed.... they are standing by a sign that says "No parking or standing". And the arrows are pointing directly at them.
Comey says she lacked intent to stand. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (KOggN) 377
"Hillary and Michelle once again crush Melania in our recent poll of the World's Most Beautiful Women!" -- CNN
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (WqPYg) 378
She's surrounded by people that tell her how
fabulous she looks right now. She has no reason to believe what she sees in the mirror. Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:36 PM (JKNZq) *cough* Mooch Obama *cough* Every single fashion magazine and news outlet. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC) 379
Just signing in with my new name. To commemorate the latest Deep State St. James Comey debacle.
The enemy is inside the wire. Posted by: LGoPs ex-boyscout and Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (T6OXT) 380
I hope she is in her fenced back yard. Who would wear that?
Posted by: Willow at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (tTrBK) 381
Behold, that could have been our president.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (r+sAi) 382
Hillary is Norma Desmond, though. She's going to kill some poor monkey.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (DVP2a) 383
"She could easily afford someone controlling her caloric intake, daily quick workouts and buying flattering clothes."
Are *you* going to stand between Hillary and a drink? Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (1+J19) 384
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (KOggN)
---------- CAT - how are the little kittens? Any new additions? Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (aXucN) Posted by: Hillary Clinton's belly button at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (OLQ3p) 386
It looks much much better on Gwyneth. It doesn't even look like the same dress on Hillary.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:37 PM (aXucN) They couldn't make a waist tie long enough. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (KOggN) 387
Gonna watch hannity tonight. We're curious how many get to walk free before he he gives up the tick toc and says...aw hell who the hell am I kidding!!!
Posted by: Pliney at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (nzKWW) 388
huggy bear called, he wants his fucking hat back.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (JoUsr) 390
Everyone who was ever around her said she had terrible BO and hygiene in general. I think she cleaned up a bit for the WH.
Posted by: Jane D'oh One of Bill's other girlfriends said she had hairy feet. Maybe not a problem for Ace. Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (QzkSJ) 391
Also... any adult who listens to the ideas of children as though they matter can be automatically disregarded forever.
I'm lookin' at you, Carter. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (rK6Wd) 392
My cousin adopted a girl with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Looks just like Greta. Tiny head, blank look.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (MLJ+L) 393
https://mobile.twitter.com/grizzlemeister/status/1023671162948214784
Who wore it better? Somebody upstream mentioned this Hillary/Homer comparison. Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (5b+Sr) 394
Enough blue and white cotton to cover Long Island. And that leaky colostomy bag. Yeeeuck! And that cellulite going kooshug-kooshugg-kooshugg with every step she takes. What did I do to deserve this?
Posted by: Kuato - banished to Hillary's innards at August 29, 2019 08:40 PM (786Ro) 395
CAT - how are the little kittens? Any new additions?
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:38 PM (aXucN) Doing great. They are 2 1/2. Might be getting Billy's twin sisters. May have news on that in a couple months. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:40 PM (KOggN) Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:41 PM (bDqIh) 397
Knicked my clit.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at August 29, 2019 08:41 PM (MLJ+L) Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 29, 2019 08:42 PM (FA43N) 399
Or Carl Denham's "8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD!"
Posted by: Lady in Black "World's Largest Ball of Whine" Posted by: Miklos, not on my list, bucket or otherwise at August 29, 2019 08:42 PM (QzkSJ) 400
Why would she do that? She's surrounded by people that tell her how fabulous she looks right now. She has no reason to believe what she sees in the mirror.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2019 08:36 PM (JKNZq) Her retarded daughter, who wasn't responsible enough to take care of Socks the cat, really earns her stripes by not saying a fucking thing about the charade. She must really hate her for not having aborted her. Posted by: Captain Hate at August 29, 2019 08:42 PM (y7DUB) 401
Also... any adult who listens to the ideas of children as though they matter can be automatically disregarded forever. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (rK6Wd) THIS. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2019 08:43 PM (ur8yz) 402
Doing great. They are 2 1/2. Might be getting Billy's twin sisters. May have news on that in a couple months.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2019 08:40 PM (KOggN) ---------- 2 1/2! Wow, how time flies! They must be all over the place. I remember you saying that you were trying for siblings. I hope that works out - God bless you and Mrs. CAT. And your beautiful family. Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:43 PM (aXucN) 403
There's something wrong with her.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2019 08:43 PM (/Fmtj) 404
Is that a Med Alert ?
Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 08:43 PM (OLQ3p) 405
Chelsea put her dad on a vegan diet. Now, with all the STDs and AIDS or whatever, he looks like death.
He's #1 on my Death Watch late this winter or early 2020. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 08:44 PM (5b+Sr) 407
Hillary is a big, fat criminal.
When will we be finally rid of her fat ass only the Lord knows..... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 08:44 PM (Z+IKu) 408
Weirdly, I find that dress deplorable.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2019 08:44 PM (r+sAi) 409
I thought hospital gowns buttoned in the back?
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 08:45 PM (Bgx7w) 410
An entire Scout troop could camp under that "dress."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:45 PM (ptqGC) 411
Chelsea put her dad on a vegan diet. Now, with all the STDs and AIDS or whatever, he looks like death.
And put her mom on a virgin diet., Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 08:45 PM (aCNZ6) 412
He's #1 on my Death Watch late this winter or early 2020. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC) ------ Hill and Bill don't like each other, and are bound together by their mutual crimes. I hope whoever goes first dead-man switches the other one. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 08:45 PM (rK6Wd) 413
Greta is one of the children of the corn people, right?
Cankles and Tater earlier. Two people I didn't want nor need to see. Who is the lady with Killary? Is that a nurse? It doesn't look like her stunt double. The Greta robot creeps me out. Just terrible watching her out in public and the zombies clapping for her and cheering. What did she do exactly? Posted by: turambar at August 29, 2019 08:45 PM (Gylu/) 414
I actually feel sorry for the shoes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:45 PM (ptqGC) 415
Maybe David Hogg and Greta can hitch up and start cranking out Little Leftist Icons.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2019 08:45 PM (T5ie4) 416
This actually makes me feel sad.
Why would she a 1st lady wear something so low brow.. Why not add some rollers in her hair. Posted by: Willow at August 29, 2019 08:46 PM (tTrBK) 417
She sat on a dollar bill and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 08:46 PM (OLQ3p) 418
Heart issues my rosy round ass; my money is on ascites secondary to cirrhosis.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 29, 2019 08:46 PM (tMNn8) 419
It would take my entire family a week to sew a tent big enough for this land whale, PBUH.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at August 29, 2019 08:46 PM (MLJ+L) 420
why can't autistic-girl's parents shift her into solving, I dunno, Yang-Mills equations like Grisha Perelman's mom sicced him on Poincare?
Autistic girl would still be a nerd, but she'd be a nerd with a million bucks, a Fields medal, and (if she refused these) an eternal legacy of being awesome. Not a legacy of being yet another tool of politicians. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:35 PM That's what stinks about her parents. She could grow up to be a Temple Grandin. Instead they're using her to gaslight millions of children that the world is coming to an end. Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:46 PM (ykYG2) 422
Oh dear... that poor tent
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 08:47 PM (G/+7l) 423
It looks like some balloons caught her attention.
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 08:47 PM (Bgx7w) 424
I actually feel sorry for the shoes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh They were stilletos when Hillary first put them on. Posted by: Hands at August 29, 2019 08:47 PM (786Ro) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 08:47 PM (Wx/+I) 426
Only YoYoDyne Propulsion Systems could degauss that hulk.
Posted by: Gooshy at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (GhETF) 427
She must really hate her for not having aborted her.
After all, Hillary aborted all the other ones. Why not Chelsea? Posted by: Close Observer at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (I2/tG) 428
This actually makes me feel sad.
Why would she a 1st lady wear something so low brow.. Why not add some rollers in her hair. Posted by: Willow at August 29, 2019 08:46 PM (tTrBK) -------- Hi willow! Actually, Blonde Morticia posted a link of Gwyneth Paltrow wearing (supposedly) the same dress and it looks great on her. It's a shirtwaist dress with blue and white stripes and would be nice in a proper size on anyone else but Hillary. Maybe there are curlers under that hat though. Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (aXucN) Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC) 430
An entire Scout troop could camp under that "dress."
That's one way to re-heterosexualize the Scouts. Posted by: Miklos, Webelo Reporter at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (l9m7l) 432
Shapiro Sidebar LMFAO
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (bPzRZ) 433
Whatever disease the She-Bitch has needs to pick up the pace.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2019 08:49 PM (nDe2U) 434
I actually feel sorry for the shoes. -- There's no shoehorn strong enough to get those things off her feet. They're gonna have to be cut off. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:49 PM (JoUsr) 435
Chelsea was probably worth a 2% voting bump to Bill in Arkansas elections.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 08:49 PM (G/+7l) 436
If you know who Thomas Wictor is, you know he has a gift for spotting tells in videos and pictures. In the linked article at the Daily Mail (which I read almost daily; you can do that, if you have the uBlock Origin plugin), there's one picture captioned with something about them holding hands. Wictor spotted that the woman with Hillary was actually taking her pulse (no one holds hands by the wrist like that) while Hillary held her hand on her heart.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 08:49 PM (ed8K1) 437
CDC reports more than 900 mumps cases in immigrant detention centers I thought all of the diseases were coming from melting glaciers. Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:49 PM (WCmdX) 438
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The Daily Mail described her shoes as "flats." I describe them as "flatters." Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC) Flattest. Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 08:49 PM (Bgx7w) 439
When do Hillz and the rest of her coven go dancing naked in the pale moonlight?
I recommend being far away. Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (aCNZ6) 440
Dress size: four-man wall tent
Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (5b+Sr) 441
Chelsea put her dad on a vegan diet. Now, with all the STDs and AIDS or whatever, he looks like death.
He's #1 on my Death Watch late this winter or early 2020. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC) Listening to The Omen for health and grooming tips is as dumb as it gets. I'm still looking for Example #1 of The Beast's vaunted intelligence; likewise Slick other than carny tricks to get over on the marks. Posted by: Captain Hate at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (y7DUB) 442
After all, Hillary aborted all the other ones.
Why not Chelsea? Posted by: Close Observer at August 29, 2019 08:48 PM (I2/tG) Wait. You're assuming someone impregnated the Beast more than once? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (ptqGC) 443
*cough* Mooch Obama *cough* Every single fashion magazine and news outlet.
Michelle Obama has style and class. She is the second coming of Jackie Kennedy. Not like that tramp Melania. Posted by: Vogue Magazine! at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (I2/tG) 444
Remember the headband?
She's always been style-less. Now it's just pathetic and as Chris Plante says, "waking every day in a pool" of her own vomit. Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (nRWPy) 445
She's not wearing pants. SHE'S NOT WEARING PANTS!
Posted by: UNTUCKit guy at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (MLJ+L) 446
She's like a defective Weeble.
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (Tnijr) 447
They were stilletos when Hillary first put them on.
Posted by: Hands Hint Eagle Ford Come on down Posted by: Miklos, cheap ass petroleum geologist at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:50 PM (JoUsr) 449
They had ugly baby Chelsea for politics.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (nRWPy) 450
Has anyone spotted Huma? I have not seen or heard anything from her lately. Didn't her and Weiner get back together "for their kid/kids"?
Posted by: turambar at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (Gylu/) 451
In our limited-run Off-Broadway production "107 Aquarii," Hill-dawg and I will deliver a touching portrayal of a binary system. Posted by: Brian Dennehy at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (rK6Wd) 452
she looks like zero mostel in that movie.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (OLQ3p) 454
She looks quite Presidential doesn't she?
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (Tnijr) 455
Her legs are really swollen but her arms seem normal, and she is really distended. Im gonna bet on some kind of liver and edema combo with a side of schizo.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (BrRAn) 456
CDC reports more than 900 mumps cases in immigrant detention centers
I thought all of the diseases were coming from melting glaciers. Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:49 PM (WCmdX) Good thing we have the protective powers of Essential Oils and Naturopathic Medicine on our side. Posted by: Anti-Vaxxer Wine Moms at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (tVQUs) Posted by: danny williams clinton at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (QwmrN) 458
Blubell, yes it would present itself better on a size 5, not a 24.
I cannot imagine what she thought . maybe she really is I'll. Posted by: Willow at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (tTrBK) 459
Chelsea was probably worth a 2% voting bump to Bill in Arkansas elections.
Posted by: Anna Puma Webb can only vote once. Even in Arkansas. Posted by: Miklos, doing prohibited maths at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (QzkSJ) 460
Zombie Zero Mostel is going to sue you for defamation for that comment.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (G/+7l) 461
The media actually deserves some sort of "award" for telling us Amy Carter was cute as a button and pretty, and Chelsea was too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC) 462
Definitely edema. Congestive heart failure?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (nDe2U) 463
Moo.
Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (ZqRa6) 464
454 She looks quite Presidential doesn't she?
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (Tnijr) She does. About time for a President who is so youthful, and vital, and wears a muu-muu. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (ed8K1) 465
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Gonna watch hannity tonight. We're curious how many get to walk free before he he gives up the tick toc and says...aw hell who the hell am I kidding!!! Posted by: Pliney at August 29, 2019 08:39 PM (nzKWW) ======= He was insufferable on his radio show today, and most of his guests agree that Barr is preparing to fry bigger fish (the only exception seems to be Gregg Jarrett, who is appropriately outraged -- quoting chapter and verse of the many laws being broken with impunity). *spit* Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (WqPYg) 466
Wait. You're assuming someone impregnated the Beast more than once?
I'd not be surprised if Hillary had undergone The Procedure before meeting Bill. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:53 PM (ykYG2) 467
Hi willow! Actually, Blonde Morticia posted a link of Gwyneth Paltrow wearing (supposedly) the same dress and it looks great on her. It's a shirtwaist dress with blue and white stripes and would be nice in a proper size on anyone else but Hillary.
Not a fashion designer but the thought of Hillary's thigh coming through the slit in front is disturbing. Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 08:53 PM (aCNZ6) 468
The nurse is no light weight either
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 08:53 PM (nRWPy) 469
Would like to blame the belly on alcoholic cirrhosis and ascites, but the ankles and skin are not consistent with that diagnosis. More likely her back boobs slid down and around her flanks, smothering the pod creature that was suckling at her umbilicus, and she has internalized it. Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 29, 2019 08:53 PM (UFLLM) 470
Some people find flats much more practical than Manolo Blahniks.
Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2019 08:53 PM (MLJ+L) Posted by: Zombie Ian Drury at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (11H2y) 472
It doesn't get any better than this. Imagine what she looks like during the imnfamous 3:00 phone call.
Posted by: Pliney at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (nzKWW) 473
Her legs are really swollen but her arms seem normal, and she is really
distended. Im gonna bet on some kind of liver and edema combo with a side of schizo. -- That...or a lot of HoHo's. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (JoUsr) 474
She looks quite Presidential doesn't she?
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (Tnijr) What's intriguing is that nobody who voted for her will probably ever see these pictures. Posted by: Surfperch at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (tVQUs) 475
That has got be a nurse with her. Hills facial expressions look like she the Joey Paste affliction.
Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (BLFnH) 476
That's no muu-muu... tis a Mao-Mao
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (G/+7l) 477
"Fighting Ace" is coming on my Flicks of Fury channel. A martial artist sets out to avenge his parents by pretending he doesn't know kung fu.
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (Tnijr) 478
The cankles look like heart failure
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (nRWPy) 479
469 That is a lot of nightmare fuel there...thanks.
Posted by: turambar at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (Gylu/) Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (T42ki) 481
Imagine what she looks like during the imnfamous 3:00 phone call.
That 3:00 phone call during the Benghazi crisis? The one she didn't answer? Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2) 482
She looks quite Presidential doesn't she?
If she was President, she would look a lot better, since she would have the psychological satisfaction of revenging herself on the thousands of people on her enemies list. You'd have daily summaries in the press of all the people arrested by the FBI in the 3 AM raids - until the newspapers were forbidden from printing that, of course. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (I2/tG) 483
And the leg skin, if you dare to enlarge, has that puffy edema look.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (nRWPy) 484
has the Joey Paste affliction.
Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (BLFnH) 485
Some people find flats much more practical than Manolo Blahniks.
Posted by: Hillary In fashion, and just looking good, I taught this girl! Posted by: Madeleine Albright-Blahnik at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (QzkSJ) 486
181 Math problem
It is one hour until last call. Your only chance of getting laid are the two bovines pictured above. How many shots will you need to drink to utter the words "kiss me baby nothing makes me sick"? Posted by: Nick Danger Under no circumstances. Best possible outcome, I'd wake up gay. 20 years ago maybe, before I knew what a monster she is, but mostly that she was still pretty good looking then. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (/Fmtj) 487
and on the fourth ballot, the Democrats have again nominated Hillary Clinton as their candidate for president!!
And Mr Garrison chuckles a great deal. Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (ZqRa6) 488
Imagine the SS trying to fit her for a vest? Lord... better off using an EOD bomb blanket as a serape... Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (UFLLM) 489
They had ugly baby Chelsea for politics.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (nRWPy) --------- It was nice of Webb Hubbel to step up to the plate and impregnante Cankles Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (flINI) 490
Anyone else mention that in pic #2 she appears to be standing in front of a "No Standing" sign? When will this criminal be brought to justice?
Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (MVjcR) 491
She looks like this because of her love for the country, and gin, but mostly gin.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (aCNZ6) 492
480 This look.
This is not a good look for you. Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 08:54 PM (T42ki) It may be a reversion to her natural form, as a bag lady. Remember the stories about how bad she smelled in her Wellesley days? Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (ed8K1) 493
She looks quite Presidential doesn't she?
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (Tnijr) Lolgf Posted by: 1960 zombie Richard Nixon at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (cN1tG) 494
Imagine what she looks like during the imnfamous 3:00 phone call.
That 3:00 phone call during the Benghazi crisis? The one she didn't answer? Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2) She picked up the phone, thought it was a prank call, and yelled, "FUCK ALL YA'LL!" and hung up. Vodka may may been involved. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (ptqGC) 495
Imagine what President Biden will look like after a couple of years in office.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (I2/tG) 496
re 486: you ever saw "The Last Picture Show"?
Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (ZqRa6) 497
[takes a bong hit] I see Boo Boo Biden getting the nomination but then completely losing it (possibly physically attacking Trump at a debate) so the Donks need a backup quarterback and vicious infighting erupts among the pretenders. Then Hillz stumbles in as the only candidate wifh sufficient gravitas (and, boy!, does she have gravity ass!) [takes another bong hit]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (+y/Ru) 498
She's always been style-less. Now it's just pathetic and as Chris Plante says, "waking every day in a pool" of her own vomit.
He cracks me up. I wish he was on Fox more often. Posted by: dartist at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (K22Va) 499
OK I might have to rethink this No In Tent thing...
Posted by: James Comey at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (OLQ3p) 500
I'm sorry ma'am but there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes. What we're dealing with here aren't feet, they're rib roasts with nails. You're a size four? "Fore" is what you'll have to yell when the shoe pops off your foot.
Posted by: Al Bundy at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (MLJ+L) 501
That's a nurse?!?!
Posted by: lucas hood at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (QwmrN) 502
462 Definitely edema. Congestive heart failure?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (nDe2U) === Dr. Franpsycho made that diagnosis a half hour ago. Where have you been? Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (EZebt) 503
And the leg skin, if you dare to enlarge, has that puffy edema look.
Posted by: dagny IN FOR SEASON 2020- The Puffy Edema look! Posted by: Vogue, and especially Teen Vogue at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (QzkSJ) 504
It was nice of Webb Hubbel to step up to the plate and impregnante Cankles
Objection! Facts not in evidence. Pity the turkey-baster. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (G/+7l) 505
'How many shots will you need to drink to utter the words "kiss me baby nothing makes me sick"? '
I'd rather gnaw my own dick off. Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (Tnijr) 506
486 181 Math problem
It is one hour until last call. Your only chance of getting laid are the two bovines pictured above. How many shots will you need to drink to utter the words "kiss me baby nothing makes me sick"? Posted by: Nick Danger Under no circumstances. Best possible outcome, I'd wake up gay. 20 years ago maybe, before I knew what a monster she is, but mostly that she was still pretty good looking then. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (/Fmtj) I think in that hypothetical situation, my DNA would spontaneously re-express itself so as to remove my organ of generation. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (ed8K1) 507
Actually leg edema is also a sidekick with liver damage
Posted by: Willow at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (tTrBK) 508
She looks quite Presidential doesn't she?
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 08:51 PM (Tnijr) Well, she's as big as the White House Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (WCmdX) 509
She should be holding a cat by its scruff in that second picture.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (T42ki) 510
Hillary's next book: What the Hell Happened
Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 29, 2019 08:58 PM (ZqRa6) 511
Your only chance of getting laid are the two bovines pictured above. How many shots will you need to drink to utter the words "kiss me baby nothing makes me sick"?
They'll catch me humping the bourbon keg first. I'll hide my ID and tell the cops I'm visiting from Florida. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:58 PM (ykYG2) 512
Cap'n, There be whales here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 08:58 PM (2B9A/) 513
She looks quite Presidential doesn't she?
Posted by: freaked Well, she clearly has gravitas. Did I spell that right? Posted by: Miklos, political scientologist at August 29, 2019 08:58 PM (QzkSJ) 514
502: just got here. Did not see your comment.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2019 08:58 PM (nDe2U) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 08:58 PM (G/+7l) 516
. Franpsycho made that diagnosis a half hour ago. Where have you been?
It's a 400 + post thread with content. Revolting disgusting content. Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 08:59 PM (nRWPy) 517
She make Helen Thomas look like a model.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ) 518
Can we just say Hillary looks comfy and let it go?
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2019 08:59 PM (2sCft) 519
I see Boo Boo Biden getting the nomination but then completely losing it
Here's hoping. I worry that the dementia is progressing so rapidly that Slow Joe won't get the nomination. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 08:59 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2019 08:59 PM (T42ki) 521
but I gotta say, Chelsea looks a lot more like Billy J than Hillary. Maybe they were both cheating.
Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 29, 2019 08:59 PM (ZqRa6) 522
They'll catch me humping the bourbon keg first. I'll hide my ID and tell the cops I'm visiting from Florida. Posted by: boulder t'hobo lmfao Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2019 08:59 PM (BLFnH) 523
Salty Dawg, how about in comparison to Rosa DeLauro?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 08:59 PM (G/+7l) 524
Boy, talk about designs by Omar the Tentmaker.
That outfit looks like dayware at the minimum security facility. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (V2Yro) 525
Well, she clearly has gravitas.
Did I spell that right? Posted by: Miklos, political scientologist at August 29, 2019 08:58 PM (QzkSJ) dignity, seriousness, or solemnity of manner. Hmmm, I would say in the classical sense of the virtue, then no. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (2B9A/) 526
Cankles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (bsa0M) 527
did they use a manitee to size that dress for that parade float?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (KP5rU) 528
Bet her toenails are like Goening, however you spell it.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (nRWPy) 529
Well, she clearly has gravitas.
Did I spell that right? Posted by: Miklos, political scientologist at August 29, 2019 08:58 PM ++++ I believe her body is large enough to exert her own gravitational pull. Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (2sCft) 530
I see Boo Boo Biden getting the nomination but then completely losing
it (possibly physically attacking Trump at a debate) so the Donks need a backup quarterback and vicious infighting erupts among the pretenders. -- I've had a scary thought lately that *if* Choo Choo can corral enough votes from the middle, centrist level-headed Democrat that he is, and actually win the general, that he's only doing it already knowing he's a decoy. The real president, his VP pick, will be the chosen one who will assume the presidency once he decides, 1st year in, that he's in too poor health to continue. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (JoUsr) 531
Imagine what President Biden will look like after a couple of years in office.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM (I2/tG) ------- https://tinyurl.com/y668rtdc Posted by: Brian Dennehy at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (rK6Wd) 532
Actually, Hillary isn't going to break the glass ceiling - she's going to break the glass floor.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (I2/tG) 533
Paula Bunion.
Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (OLQ3p) 534
I just hope she wakes up every morning and passes out every evening knowing she will never be POTUS because shes just a bitter old sod with a grudge.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (BrRAn) 535
did they use a manitee to size that dress for that parade float?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (KP5rU) ------ Lies. Scurrilous lies. Posted by: The Huge Manatee at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (iB1oa) 536
but Hillary and Moochelle are classier than Melania. Never forget that.
Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (ZqRa6) 537
Sniffy Joe could possibly have a chance at the nomination this year, but for the two aneurysms. He'd still be a sociopath, a pervert, a liar, and an idiot; but his dumbassery would be less obvious.
His literal brain damage has caught up with him. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (ykYG2) 538
532 Actually, Hillary isn't going to break the glass ceiling - she's going to break the glass floor.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (I2/tG) Usually the manatees are under the glass bottomed boat. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (2B9A/) 539
Mild CHF is likely, that dependent edema isn't impressive. Pale. Possibly anemia. Possibly chronic steroid/immune modulator use. Rheumatoid? ITP? Leukemia? Lymphoma? Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (UFLLM) 540
Why doesn't the FAB vacay in Harlem since she is so worried about black folks?
Someone needs to ask her this question. Chicken and waffles FTW! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (Z+IKu) 541
I've had a scary thought lately that *if* Choo Choo can corral enough votes from the middle, centrist level-headed Democrat that he is, and actually win the general, that he's only doing it already knowing he's a decoy. The real president, his VP pick, will be the chosen one who will assume the presidency once he decides, 1st year in, that he's in too poor health to continue. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 09:00 PM (JoUsr) This is why rumors of a Biden VP pick like Stacey Abrams should scare the bejeezus out of everyone. Posted by: Liberty at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (FGlKA) 542
Biden Presidency?
Imagine the governor from Blazing Saddles, in that scenario the question becomes who is Hedley? Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (G/+7l) 543
I saw Puffy Cold Edema open for the Dead Kennedys
Garrett was cool, got us underage kids beer and had the most excellent artisanal heirloom bong. Posted by: Miklos Spicoli at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (QzkSJ) 544
357 I never did see the movie 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane'
-- Good movie, but you will come away with the mother of all earworms from hell. At least, I do. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun I preferred 'Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte'. Bruce Dern as the boyfriend and Al Martino singing the theme (I believe he did it for the movie, I know he had a hit with it and its frikkin great). Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (/Fmtj) 545
Sure warms the heart to see ol' Skankles out in the fresh air never being president, ever.
Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (qcn6p) 546
It's not that she has no fashion sense. Either she imagines herself a fashion leader, or, " Fuck that fashion bullshit, I can do whatever I fucking want."
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (Bgx7w) 547
And yet, smarter than Biden.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (nRWPy) 548
Going out on a limb, but no chance Biden gets the nomination. It's good to dream, but no way that senile mound of Botox and facelifts is getting the votes of the people who think they are the cool kids.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (ed8K1) 549
Whoa there Hillary, Peter Strzok can smell you at the Wal-Mart in that get-up.
Shirtains aren't exactly Hamptons fashion. Posted by: JuJuBee at August 29, 2019 09:03 PM (MLJ+L) 550
Botox and facelifts is getting the votes of the people who think they are the cool kids.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (ed8K1) You forgot to include teeth caps/crowns. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 09:03 PM (2B9A/) 551
Biden Presidency?
Imagine the governor from Blazing Saddles, in that scenario the question becomes who is Hedley? Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (G/+7l) Biden is Lloyd Bridges in the Hot Shots movies Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 09:03 PM (WCmdX) 552
Anna Puma
Had to look Rosa DeLauro up. Never heard of her. She seems to have anger issues. But Rosa is preferable to Hulldog. Who is evil and corrupt and stupid on top of being fat and ugly. All I can say is I'm glad I'm married, so this does not come up in conversation much. "Honey, would you remarry if I die? To Hillary?" is a conversation I have never had, nor will. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (u82oZ) 553
The media actually deserves some sort of "award" for telling us Amy Carter was cute as a button and pretty, and Chelsea was too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC) Amy Carter was a cautionary tale of having children late in life. I think Rosalynn cut the old goat off after that which is why he made such a horny ass out of himself with his "adultery of the heart" comment and never failing to notice some shithole dictator's eye candy squeeze. Posted by: Captain Hate at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (y7DUB) 554
Huma was under the dress
Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (5b+Sr) 555
I saw that clip on Tucker of Biden telling that "gripping" story about the Military, silver star, etc. Tucker was right - THAT is the Biden of the 1988 campaign, and all of his subsequent tries. Compelling, good oratory, heart rending personal story - and of course, TOTALLY fake, in every respect. Biden has done that *his* *entire* *life*. That's the only thing he's ever actually been good at - telling fake stories really well.
But he never came to grips with the fact that people will record these, and analyze them. And how it turns him into a laughingstock once it's revealed that he made the entire thing up. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (V2Yro) 556
Rheumatoid would explain the inability to use steps, the weight gain, and th he bitchiness.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (nRWPy) 557
Usually the manatees are under the glass bottomed boat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (2B9A/) ------- *sigh* You humans think you're so clever with the manatee jokes. Well, we've had just about enough, buster! Posted by: The Huge Manatee at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (iB1oa) 558
you want to talk about film music?
Farewell to the Creek find it on youtube. some of you will recognize it. Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (ZqRa6) 559
She's clearly sensory overloaded - hence the grimaces - it's unfair to put someone like her in that position as a pawn or a tool for some political end - these people are ghouls and she's seems way too afflicted to understand she's being used.
Posted by: Boswell at August 29, 2019 08:10 PM (32YRo) And even worse, the means of using her as a tool are to make her anxious continually rather than something more comforting. Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2019 09:05 PM (FTPn0) 560
she makes vito spatafore of "the spranos" look svelte.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:05 PM (KP5rU) 561
*sigh* You humans think you're so clever with the manatee jokes. Well, we've had just about enough, buster!
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (iB1oa) Bring it, sea cow. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 09:05 PM (2B9A/) 562
I imagine she can't fit in a tub or shower stall anymore. They must take her out back and scrub her down with a hose and brooms. You know, like they do for circus elephants.
Posted by: vivi at August 29, 2019 09:05 PM (11H2y) 563
It's going to be Warren. The consensus will be she's the least loathsome one they can trot out. Except she has no appeal beyond the Acela Corridor? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 09:05 PM (Wx/+I) 564
Huma was under the dress
Posted by: hepcat at August 29, 2019 09:04 PM (5b+Sr) Left her in bad huma Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 09:06 PM (aCNZ6) 565
Cankles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer Old Hickory Tippecanoe and Tyler Too Old Kinderhook (origin of "OK") *really thinks* Respectable Republican cloth coat. Sorry. No can do. Posted by: Political Branding Consultant Miklos, expecting invoice to be paid regardless at August 29, 2019 09:06 PM (QzkSJ) 566
Going out on a limb, but no chance Biden gets the nomination. It's good to dream, but no way that senile mound of Botox and facelifts is getting the votes of the people who think they are the cool kids. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (ed8K1) ------- Listen... "Retarded childgroper, riddled with dementia" is a tough sell for ANYONE. But Biden has made a career of being a radical Leftist who gets away with it by coming off as a folksy centrist. The cool kids they're trying to pander to want a fire-breathing, bloody-minded Bolshevik. They want Huey Long, not Noam Chomsky in a suit and tie. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:06 PM (rK6Wd) 567
At least Bill loves her.
Posted by: Ten at August 29, 2019 09:06 PM (CPWXU) Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2019 09:06 PM (1+J19) 569
Warren is sooo scoldy. No one can possibly want that.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2019 09:07 PM (nRWPy) 570
"Going out on a limb, but no chance Biden gets the nomination"
I think the DNC will pick Joe because they know they are going to lose no matter what so they can use this to get rid of him and at the same time all of the other crappy candidates won't be the losers this time around and have that on their record. Joe is a throwaway candidate. Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 09:07 PM (Tnijr) 571
Going out on a limb, but no chance Biden gets the nomination. It's good to dream, but no way that senile mound of Botox and facelifts is getting the votes of the people who think they are the cool kids.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (ed8K1) Cool kids gots no money......Biden will win going away. And I will be voting for his ass in my own Operation Chaos. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 09:07 PM (Z+IKu) 572
Except she has no appeal beyond the Acela Corridor?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2019 09:05 PM (Wx/+I) She has appeal? Who actually looks at Elizabeth Warren and either feelings anything besides loathing or emptiness? It's like Hillary looking in her closet (the clothes are over the server.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 09:07 PM (2B9A/) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 29, 2019 09:07 PM (UFLLM) 574
She's begging that poor woman for that MD 20/20 in her bag.
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2019 09:08 PM (UUkQp) 575
500 I'm sorry ma'am but there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes. What we're dealing with here aren't feet, they're rib roasts with nails. You're a size four? "Fore" is what you'll have to yell when the shoe pops off your foot.
Posted by: Al Bundy at August 29, 2019 08:57 PM (MLJ+L) I'm laughing like a hyena. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 09:08 PM (TdMsT) 576
Chicken and waffles FTW!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 09:01 PM (Z+IKu) With the obligatory hot sauce! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (oqV6o) 577
Wonder if the hard Left wouldn't rather be rid of Bernie. Having him go down MacGovern / Mondale style against Trump might be just what Team D needs right now.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (ykYG2) 578
Had to look Rosa DeLauro up.
-- She's kind of the female* version of Vincent Shiavelli on the good-looking/bad-looking scale of attractiveness toward the opposite sex. *not verified Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (JoUsr) 579
'She's begging that poor woman for that MD 20/20 in her bag.'
It looks like she's going to punch her. Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (Tnijr) 580
571 Cool kids gots no money......Biden will win going away.
And I will be voting for his ass in my own Operation Chaos. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 09:07 PM (Z+IKu) This is one of the disadvantages of online, anonymous communication. In a bar, we'd have made a bet by this point. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (ed8K1) 581
There are good people on both sides of that dress.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (Ndje9) Posted by: Dr. Tinyhouse at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (UFLLM) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2019 09:10 PM (+y/Ru) 584
I didn't know Mama June was hangin' in the Hamptons these days. Where's Geno?
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 29, 2019 09:10 PM (MLJ+L) 585
for when you gaze overlong into Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren gazes into you.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2) 586
Imagine what she looks like during the imnfamous 3:00 phone call. That 3:00 phone call during the Benghazi crisis? The one she didn't answer? Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2) She picked up the phone, thought it was a prank call, and yelled, "FUCK ALL YA'LL!" and hung up. Vodka may may been involved. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2019 08:56 PM ----------- That phone call came at 3:00 pm Washington DC Time. That was what was so unforgivable. Posted by: rd at August 29, 2019 09:10 PM (EK+Pw) 587
I keep thinking if you put a bridle on Hillary she could carry Sir Lancelot to the joust. Slowly.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at August 29, 2019 09:10 PM (eZfF5) 588
"Whatever happened to Baby Jane" is a true screen classic, made even better when you know how much the two stars despised each other. One scene where Betty Davis has to drag Joan Crawford across the floor is legendary because Betty Davis claimed that Crawford had sewn several pounds of lead weights into the lining of her outfit, just to make it extra hard on Davis. Crawford never really denied it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2019 09:11 PM (V2Yro) 589
I saw that clip on Tucker of Biden telling that "gripping" story about the Military, silver star, etc. Tucker was right - THAT is the Biden of the 1988 campaign, and all of his subsequent tries. Compelling, good oratory, heart rending personal story - and of course, TOTALLY fake, in every respect. Biden has done that *his* *entire* *life*. That's the only thing he's ever actually been good at - telling fake stories really well. But he never came to grips with the fact that people will record these, and analyze them. And how it turns him into a laughingstock once it's revealed that he made the entire thing up. Posted by: Tom Servo It's going to be Warren. The consensus will be she's the least loathsome one they can trot out. Except she has no appeal beyond the Acela Corridor? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ................... oookay.. so which one of these frauds is it going to be?? Sleepy Joe can put Fauxcahontas's dreams to an end just by calling her out on the Injun thing and then the cookbook plagiarism.. Uncle Joe can feign memory lapse mixing up satories.. it's not like Trump isn't as Guilty as Biden on that front.. No one likes Warren.. the few polls that have shown her up are outliers.. The DNC will make sure it is Biden.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2019 09:11 PM (438dO) 590
Why do I hear the faint twang of "Dueling Banjos" when I see Greta Thunberg?
And, gosh, THAT coulda been our Presidente! Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 29, 2019 09:11 PM (0D0hq) 591
Sage advice for this thread. Look away when you take a drink.
Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2019 09:11 PM (BLFnH) 592
577
Wonder if the hard Left wouldn't rather be rid of Bernie. Having him go down MacGovern / Mondale style against Trump might be just what Team D needs right now. Posted by: boulder t'hobo Bernie's done regardless. He'll fail here and go away, unless he's killed by an errant tetherball first. Posted by: pep at August 29, 2019 09:11 PM (T6t7i) 593
Guess I can't really fault Bill Clinton for his philandering ways anymore. For sickness and health, sure. But marriage vows don't normally mention "for pup tent or not."
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 29, 2019 09:11 PM (dYe5S) 594
Going out on a limb, but no chance Biden gets the nomination. It's good to dream, but no way that senile mound of Botox and facelifts is getting the votes of the people who think they are the cool kids. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (ed8K1) ====== I think he's going to. Today on CNN a couple of standard talking heads were saying It's okay, he wasn't lying, he was just confused. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 09:11 PM (7OILk) 595
560 I laughed. "Svelte". Haha.
Posted by: turambar at August 29, 2019 09:11 PM (Gylu/) 596
Hillary is so fat she has a smaller woman orbiting around her.
Posted by: Al Bundy at August 29, 2019 09:12 PM (MLJ+L) 597
remember all her coughing jags? that is one sick person right there. shhe can pretend all she wants, she is very ill.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:12 PM (KP5rU) 598
This is one of the disadvantages of online, anonymous communication. In a bar, we'd have made a bet by this point. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (ed8K1) ---- This. I bet someone around a beer (I forget who) on AOC. If she loses, I expect he'll mention it to me, and I'll know. If she wins, then I expect he'll stay quiet about it, and I'll never know who it was. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:12 PM (rK6Wd) 599
585 for when you gaze overlong into Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren gazes into you.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2) Spend any time in the real New England, the one whose southern border is co-owned by Vermont and New Hampshire, and you'll see about 5 of her in any town you could name. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:12 PM (ed8K1) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 09:12 PM (ykYG2) 601
Every time Warren talks I think my ears are gonna start bleeding.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2019 09:12 PM (V2Yro) 602
"Whatever happened to Baby Jane" is a true screen classic, made even better when you know how much the two stars despised each other. One scene where Betty Davis has to drag Joan Crawford across the floor is legendary because Betty Davis claimed that Crawford had sewn several pounds of lead weights into the lining of her outfit, just to make it extra hard on Davis. Crawford never really denied it.
Posted by: Tom Servo Yes, it was a chilling but good movie. Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2019 09:12 PM (BLFnH) 603
"Ever see autistics that don't want do do something? I've never heard any of them going along with something that they didn't want to do. "
Supposedly she developed an autistic obsession with AGW after a presentation at school (!), and the only way she "feels happy", can eat, or speak, is when protesting AGW. Even though she is skipping a highly-rated special needs school for her "strikes", they keep a place for her, that she isn't using. Parents on the waiting list are not amused. Posted by: barbarausa at August 29, 2019 09:13 PM (W7IZQ) 604
This is one of the disadvantages of online, anonymous communication. In a bar, we'd have made a bet by this point.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (ed8K1) 20 quatloos on the Biden. I will offer 3 to 1 odds for all comers. Like Ralph Malph and Paul Hornung. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 09:13 PM (Z+IKu) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2019 09:13 PM (+y/Ru) 606
Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it...
[Lardass barfs all over Bill] Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 09:13 PM (OLQ3p) 607
>>I read at the Daily Mail that Hillary's frock is actually from Gwyneth Paltrow's line at Goop.
Not kidding. Uhhhh. . . Wow. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2019 08:34 PM (bDqIh) It looks like the *entire production run* of the line. Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2019 09:13 PM (FTPn0) 608
Bernie's done regardless. He'll fail here and go away, unless he's killed by an errant tetherball first.
Posted by: pep Clearly, Bernie needs to challenge Biden to a cage match. Posted by: Miklos, for the Soviet Politburo of the 80s at August 29, 2019 09:13 PM (QzkSJ) 609
Breaking News
nobody's going to lockup nobody Comey broke one of the Cardinal rules and lived if you strike at the King, you must kill him Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2019 09:14 PM (+8+gB) Posted by: Dr. Tinyhouse at August 29, 2019 09:14 PM (UFLLM) 611
In case you missed it:
Someone on Twitter taped the ultimate Mark Steyn rant to TuCa's show tonight. He's imitating Biden's "Silver Star" speech. May be an all-timer: https://mobile.twitter.com/joegooding/status/1167237094156177410 Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (yaaKl) 612
This. I bet someone around a beer (I forget who) on AOC. If she loses, I expect he'll mention it to me, and I'll know. If she wins, then I expect he'll stay quiet about it, and I'll never know who it was.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Officially, at least, the Constitution sez AOC can't be Prez just yet. Posted by: Miklos, declining to prosecute at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (QzkSJ) 613
It takes a village to fit under that thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (jXrK7) 614
Bernie's done regardless. He'll fail here and go away, unless he's killed by an errant tetherball first. Posted by: pep Comrade Bernie: I could have been a contendah...OWWW!! Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (WCmdX) 615
Political loathing aside, Hillary is a sad, pathetic woman who is not genuinely loved by anyone.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (aCNZ6) 616
The Arc of History is long but even it has a 500 lb.-per axle weight limit.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (Ndje9) 617
"Whatever happened to Baby Jane" is a true screen classic, made even
better when you know how much the two stars despised each other. One scene where Betty Davis has to drag Joan Crawford across the floor is legendary because Betty Davis claimed that Crawford had sewn several pounds of lead weights into the lining of her outfit, just to make it extra hard on Davis. Crawford never really denied it. Posted by: Tom Servo Yes, it was a chilling but good movie. -- It is. And I've heard the story about the weights. Bette Davis' face is absolutely horrific in that movie. The makeup, hair, all of it. They were both superb in it. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (JoUsr) 618
Hillary isn't really that fat, her liver is swollen from all the alchohol .
Posted by: JROD at August 29, 2019 09:16 PM (iW3Yp) 619
There are good people on both sides of that dress.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (Ndje9) Objection! No evidence of people presented. Posted by: 1960 zombie Richard Nixon at August 29, 2019 09:17 PM (cN1tG) 620
Guys I rarely use the onboard keyboard/mouse on the MacBook, but every time I do, I am once again taken aback by just how shitty they are. Functions for the user poorly, and is also poorly engineered in many ways. The design isn't even that visually hot compared to other layouts anymore. Sad!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:17 PM (rK6Wd) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2019 09:17 PM (pw+jk) 622
last time i saw shoes like that in public, they were on a dead pope. cultural appropriation.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:18 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot! at August 29, 2019 09:18 PM (I2/tG) 624
Shopgirl, I now see what Infidel is saying about not drinking on this thread. Oh man. Carlson wasn't even imbibing anything and he still had to wipe his lips
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 09:18 PM (ykYG2) 625
Hillary isn't really that fat, her liver is swollen from all the alchohol .
Posted by: JROD at August 29, 2019 09:16 PM (iW3Yp) The FAB has what we call in the biz a "boiler". Usually reserved for men, the FAB has crossed the line. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 09:18 PM (Z+IKu) 626
Meanwhile, AZ gov ["Republican" - and probably "conservative"] applauds
discounted tuition for illegal alien AZ high school grads. Oh, yes. It gets better. Voters tried to block such outrageous garbage with a proposition [successful]. BUT ..... the board of regents claims the discount is not a "subsidy" therefore no problem. Even at this point, one can be astounded by the brazen nature of these dumb, lawless dimwits. Voters revolt and directly impose law on a state. No problem! Federal court negates it, or state govt. ignores it. I've been tormenting gun friends who've moved to AZ recently with the constant CA-like crap blooming up there now. They're pretty depressed. Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2019 09:18 PM (QDnY+) 627
Officially, at least, the Constitution sez AOC can't be Prez just yet.
Posted by: Miklos, declining to prosecute at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (QzkSJ) ----- Nah, the bet was on her re-election in NY next year. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:18 PM (rK6Wd) 628
Hillary isn't really that fat, her liver is swollen from all the alchohol .
Posted by: JROD Hillary so fat, she got shock absorbers on her toilet seat Posted by: Miklos, with a joke common among 12 year olds at August 29, 2019 09:18 PM (QzkSJ) 629
I think Hillary could now take down the bollard that saved the world.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2019 09:19 PM (pw+jk) 630
don't get too close to the event horizon lady!
Posted by: x at August 29, 2019 09:20 PM (nFwvY) 631
Whoa... Is that 500 lbs of shit in half-tonne bag? Or is that the other way about? I'm not sure...
Anyways, I'm grateful it will never be President of the United States! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 29, 2019 09:20 PM (wgV7k) 632
Nah, the bet was on her re-election in NY next year.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Ah. I think Joey Salads is running against her as (R). Chaos has its uses, though. Posted by: Miklos, in an open primary state at August 29, 2019 09:20 PM (QzkSJ) 633
Hillz has a talking Japanese toilet. Everytime she sits down the toilet say "oh gloss."
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 09:20 PM (aCNZ6) 634
That boil has a Hillary growing out of her ass.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2019 09:20 PM (pw+jk) 635
The FAB has what we call in the biz a "boiler".
Usually reserved for men, the FAB has crossed the line. -- We're gonna have to monitor for the W.C. Fields Bulbous Alcoholic Nose. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2019 09:20 PM (JoUsr) 636
if you strike at the King, you must kill him
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2019 09:14 PM (+8+gB) I've become very discouraged by the sheer quantity of treasonous courtiers surrounding the "king"! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 29, 2019 09:20 PM (oqV6o) 637
Putin had to cosign for that dress
Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 09:21 PM (OLQ3p) 638
This Hillary showing is weird, if you think about it. The Dems have maybe their crappiest field ever. You'd think she'd be showing that "ready to be drafted if the Convention can't settle on anyone" form. Looking Presidential and serious. Hiding those cankles. Dressing with style. Instead, we have this.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:21 PM (ed8K1) 639
Well, look. I forgot to change my sock.
Posted by: tbodie at August 29, 2019 09:21 PM (cN1tG) 640
Sorry dudes, I died four years ago.
Posted by: Hillarys Liver at August 29, 2019 09:21 PM (pw+jk) 641
There are still people who can't come to grips with the fact that this person in the dress made by Achmed the tentmaker, lost in 2016.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 29, 2019 09:21 PM (w7KSn) 642
I saw that clip on Tucker of Biden telling that "gripping" story about the Military, silver star, etc. I liked the Steyn version. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 09:22 PM (aKsyK) 643
Anyone else up for the Hillary Clinton / Amy Schumer pron??
Posted by: LIGO at August 29, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2) 644
Matlock has put on some pounds since he transitioned
Posted by: x at August 29, 2019 09:22 PM (nFwvY) 645
no camel going to stick his nose under that tent.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (KP5rU) 646
Say, anyone making stickers of that Hillary picture that could be discretely slapped aside any fading Hillary bumper stickers one happens to see on a parked car?
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1) 647
This Hillary showing is weird, if you think about it. The Dems have maybe their crappiest field ever. You'd think she'd be showing that "ready to be drafted if the Convention can't settle on anyone" form. Looking Presidential and serious. Hiding those cankles. Dressing with style. Instead, we have this.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:21 PM (ed8K1) I wonder if ^this^ isn't someone politely telling Hillzabub to stay in retirement. Posted by: tbodie at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (cN1tG) 648
I see Stumbles is wearing her favorite blue pup tent.
Nobody can fill out a tent like Stumbles McMyturn. Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (4+h7o) 649
I saw that picture and I died from lack of bloo.. interest in ever getting hard again.
Posted by: The Penis at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (pw+jk) 650
646 Say, anyone making stickers of that Hillary picture that could be discretely slapped aside any fading Hillary bumper stickers one happens to see on a parked car?
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1) Old and Busted = I'm With Her New Hotness = I'm With Them Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2019 09:24 PM (kLDv+) 652
645 no camel going to stick his nose under that tent.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (KP5rU) One Matt Groening-esque toe is enough... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 09:24 PM (zBaqJ) 653
they used to moor that thing next to the hindenberg, i think.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:24 PM (KP5rU) 654
653 they used to moor that thing next to the hindenberg, i think.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:24 PM (KP5rU) Oh the humanity... Literally. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 09:25 PM (zBaqJ) 655
Hey, you 2 whatevers Sign says no parking or standing. Find another corner to solicit from.
Posted by: morigu at August 29, 2019 09:25 PM (Eu98u) 656
Someone on Twitter taped the ultimate Mark Steyn rant to TuCa's show tonight. He's imitating Biden's "Silver Star" speech.
May be an all-timer: https://mobile.twitter.com/joegooding/status/1167237094156177410 Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at August 29, 2019 09:15 PM (yaaKl) I saw that live, and yes, that is Steyn at his absolute best! And you can tell he's just riffing off the top of his head, that's what makes it so good! Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2019 09:25 PM (V2Yro) 657
Forget climate change, if Hillary goes swimming the sea level will rise.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2019 09:25 PM (jXrK7) 658
"The Dems have maybe their crappiest field ever. "
It really is. They have no saviour at this point. No Hussein Obama is going to come out of the woodwork and steal the show. That's why they will choose Joe, as a sacrifice to keep the candidates for 2024 pure. Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 09:26 PM (Tnijr) 659
That video of the spastic Australian child was a bit disturbing...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 29, 2019 09:26 PM (wgV7k) 660
hillary was just being extra polite. she didn't want us to see the moose knuckle dangling under her gunt.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:26 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Miklos, if I red yer spelong rite at August 29, 2019 09:28 PM (QzkSJ) 662
People in Western New York really enjoyed the partial eclipse today.
Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2019 09:28 PM (OLQ3p) 663
This is one of the disadvantages of online, anonymous communication. In a bar, we'd have made a bet by this point. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:09 PM (ed8K1) ====== Is Special Report doing that election odds thing this season? I remember Charles Krauthammer had Trump at 5 out of 100 for ages. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 29, 2019 09:28 PM (7OILk) 664
boulder: I almost choked, laughing at that.
TuCa begged his producer afterwards to rip a copy for dvd sales on his website. I know now what I'm getting the ONTers for Christmas!!! Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at August 29, 2019 09:28 PM (yaaKl) 665
Hillary's FUPA has now descended into her knees.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2019 09:29 PM (pw+jk) 666
I don't get to see Steyn on TV but he is Rush's best guest host. He thinks at 90 mph. or is that kph?
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 09:29 PM (Tnijr) 667
Political loathing aside, Hillary is a sad, pathetic woman who is not genuinely loved by anyone.
======= She ain't the only one.... Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at August 29, 2019 09:30 PM (JcXHH) 668
A mlb team is searching for its' tarp.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 29, 2019 09:30 PM (d6Ksn) 669
I don't get to see Steyn on TV but he is Rush's best guest host. He thinks at 90 mph. or is that kph?
Posted by: freaked Litres per kilometre. Posted by: Miklos, centimeters to spare at August 29, 2019 09:31 PM (QzkSJ) 670
667 Political loathing aside, Hillary is a sad, pathetic woman who is not genuinely loved by anyone.
======= She ain't the only one.... Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at August 29, 2019 09:30 PM (JcXHH) Maybe there's something about you that drives people away. Posted by: Trigglypuff at August 29, 2019 09:31 PM (ed8K1) 671
It really is. They have no saviour at this point.
------- Well not since they kicked her out of the debate, anyway. I think she'd have tough row to hoe if she ran against Trump, but she's the only one I see having even a slim chance in this field. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:31 PM (rK6Wd) 672
No Hussein Obama is going to come out of the woodwork and steal the show. Never say never. Anything can happen. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK) 673
648 I see Stumbles is wearing her favorite blue pup tent. Nobody can fill out a tent like Stumbles McMyturn. Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (4+h7o) Stumbles McMyturn. I can't stop laughing. Brilliant! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 09:31 PM (TdMsT) 674
Man Hillary is fat.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 29, 2019 09:32 PM (pw+jk) 675
There are much more flattering outfits she could wear instead of this tent. Doesn't she read any fashion magazines?
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:32 PM (NbVTj) 676
Thar she blows!
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 29, 2019 09:32 PM (ZlQiN) 677
Is Special Report doing that election odds thing this season? I remember Charles Krauthammer had Trump at 5 out of 100 for ages.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia He has time to reconsider. Posted by: Miklos, keeper of the Mayan calendar for my zipcode at August 29, 2019 09:33 PM (QzkSJ) 678
My short, chubby old babushka of a mom could whip the living shit out of Hillary in a fistfight, and they're a similar age. Sad! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:33 PM (rK6Wd) 679
I can picture Hillary's ankles visibly swelling as she stands on the platform during a debate.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 09:33 PM (aCNZ6) 680
Doesn't she read any fashion magazines?
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:32 PM (NbVTj) The Home Depot catalog. Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 29, 2019 09:33 PM (d6Ksn) 681
Doesn't she read any fashion magazines?
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:32 PM (NbVTj) She's a trend setter, not a follower of fashion. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 29, 2019 09:33 PM (aS1PU) 682
Obama will come.
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 29, 2019 09:34 PM (bsa0M) 683
that's just her halloween costume. she is going to stick a huge dido on her head and go as a narwhal.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:34 PM (KP5rU) 684
"Never say never. Anything can happen"
I don't know. Beto and Bootygig were their attempts to pull an Obama out of the hat. I don't see that happening at this point but I could be wrong. It has happened. Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 09:34 PM (Tnijr) 685
Stern is a fascinating host, quite different from Rush, but always has a interesting alternative take on things!
He's the one fill-in host I usually listen to for entire show! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 29, 2019 09:35 PM (oqV6o) 686
680 Doesn't she read any fashion magazines?
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:32 PM (NbVTj) The Home Depot catalog. Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 29, 2019 09:33 PM (d6Ksn) I wanted to be right along with you on the joke, but then I hit Home Depot, and I was like those townspeople in Blazing Saddles when Randolph Scott was mentioned. Doesn't help that I have a Home Depot tab that's been open for months, containing the Honda generator I covet but cannot yet buy. I look at it from time to time. Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:36 PM (ed8K1) 687
Doesn't she read any fashion magazines?
Posted by: IC Renovation Hardware. But she does not use any of it. Posted by: Huma at August 29, 2019 09:36 PM (QzkSJ) 688
Melania Trump will never look as bad as this even if she lives to be 150.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 29, 2019 09:37 PM (d6Ksn) 689
don't know. Beto and Bootygig were their attempts to pull an Obama out of the hat. I don't see that happening at this point but I could be wrong. It has happened.
Beto is a goofy looking nitwit. Buttergig is a self righteous gay. I don't see a ton of appeal there. Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 09:37 PM (aCNZ6) 690
680, lmao. Good one, Donna!!
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:37 PM (NbVTj) 691
I will be sufficiently happy if the Dem process turns up any nominee who is not Kamala Harris (who I think of as Hillary II). If it somehow turns up Marianne Williamson, I will be paying attention in a whole new way.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:37 PM (ed8K1) Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 09:37 PM (Tnijr) 693
speaking of autists, this thread tho
boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/120263916/why-arent-more-kino-set-in-this-time-period The debate is about whether Robert Howard was onto something about the Age Of Conan. Swap out iron (and maybe tin-bronze) for arsenic-bronze, and lose the silly map which Howard's editors pressed him to draw; and you got Neolithic-to-Chalcolithic Europe. There's a European archaeologist in that thread (not me btw) saying, yeah, those fuckers were hardcore. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 09:38 PM (ykYG2) 694
Man Hillary is fat.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 29, 2019 09:32 PM (pw+jk) Really? Sure she's pit on some weight, but she's still slim as ever by my standards. Posted by: Massive Marxist Michael Moore at August 29, 2019 09:38 PM (tVQUs) 695
"Beto is a goofy looking nitwit. Buttergig is a self righteous gay. I don't see a ton of appeal there."
I don't see the problem. Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at August 29, 2019 09:38 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Mayor Pete with a Queer Eye at August 29, 2019 09:39 PM (QzkSJ) 697
Why is she wearing Mile Marker Zero?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 29, 2019 09:39 PM (HaL55) 698
688, Melania's mom looks lovely and is always well dressed. I can see Melania aging well
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:39 PM (NbVTj) 699
We're ridin' this until the ONT, correct?
Interesting, a few are pointing out that the IG report has Comey lying either to the IG or Congress [his accounts to either differed]. But also that the report makes it clear Comey's dealings with Trump were a crude [and failed] attempt to generate grist for the "counter-intelligence" "investigation" being run against Trump [about which Comey obviously also lied, telling him he wasn't a target]. Presumably some of this will be central in the upcoming IG report on the "Russia" "investigation". Presumably. Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2019 09:39 PM (QDnY+) 700
If you turned that garment around, it would look a lot like the cape that my barber used to use for his customers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 09:39 PM (bsa0M) Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 29, 2019 09:39 PM (d6Ksn) 702
Dang, my mom's six months older than this old souse.
She's pretty much retired because she's old, and hikes in the mountains and complains about how her old friends can't keep up. No way Hillary should've been Prez. I never thought about her in context of my mom before, because *AAAAAAH* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:39 PM (rK6Wd) 703
"Man, that's some spread."
"Thanks, I was cooking all day." "No, Hillary just walked past the window." Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2019 09:40 PM (ed8K1) 704
If you turned that garment around, it would look a lot like the cape that my barber used to use for his customers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. -------- ...or mattress ticking. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 09:40 PM (bsa0M) 705
One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside.
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at August 29, 2019 09:40 PM (Bgx7w) 706
I don't know. Beto and Bootygig were their attempts to pull an Obama out of the hat. I don't see that happening at this point but I could be wrong.
It's interesting that they maneuvered Gabbard out of the next debate, despite the fact that she was the only person who actually moved the needle in her favor in the prior debates. The DNC intends to anoint Warren, I think, since Slow Joe is visibly collapsing. They will pair her with a black person, and hope that election fraud and incessant shilling by the MSM will put her over the top. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG) 707
i'm sure those thighs are rubbed raw.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2019 09:41 PM (KP5rU) 708
The question should be, which Democrat candidate can lose to Trump in the least damaging way? Maybe they've decided elections don't matter anymore, and they will pursue their objectives by -- other means. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 29, 2019 09:41 PM (t5m5e) 709
578 Had to look Rosa DeLauro up.
-- She's kind of the female* version of Vincent Shiavelli on the good-looking/bad-looking scale of attractiveness toward the opposite sex. *not verified Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun I like her work with Rush. Killer base playing. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2019 09:41 PM (/Fmtj) 710
Really don't understand Hillary. If I had all that money and time, I'll be looking so damn fine.
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:41 PM (NbVTj) 711
"Man, that's some spread."
"Thanks, I was cooking all day." "No, Hillary just walked past the window." Posted by: Splunge "Far and wide...keep Manhattan just give that countryside" Posted by: Miklos, with Green Acres 'cause Miklos at August 29, 2019 09:42 PM (QzkSJ) 712
Omfg. No matter what Trump does or doesnt do, he saved us from that. And we will forever be greatful
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 29, 2019 09:42 PM (OnJMP) 713
Is gunt the same as front-butt?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 29, 2019 09:42 PM (ju9gW) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 09:43 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 29, 2019 09:43 PM (HaL55) Posted by: Jamey Comey, Federal Mattress Tag Inspector at August 29, 2019 09:43 PM (QzkSJ) 717
'The DNC intends to anoint Warren,'
Maybe, but I think they know she will lose so will save her the embarrassment and sacrifice Joe. She will be untainted for 2024 unless something better comes along. Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2019 09:43 PM (Tnijr) 718
Sorry ladies, after seeing that I renounce sex.
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2019 09:43 PM (I5LRE) 719
Everyone's talking about the tent she's wearing, but that thing on her head is damned weird too. It's like a baseball cap mated with a straw hat and that was the result
Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 29, 2019 09:44 PM (d6Ksn) 720
710 Really don't understand Hillary. If I had all that money and time, I'll be looking so damn fine.
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:41 PM (NbVTj) You aren't power mad and angry that you lost twice. A simple billion in Clinton Global Foundation free money isn't even enough to satisfy her. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 29, 2019 09:44 PM (sy5kK) 721
Greta should team up with clock boy and invent the sailboat.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2019 09:44 PM (SqopC) Posted by: trapper's girl at August 29, 2019 09:44 PM (tU1YH) 723
Is gunt the same as front-butt?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 29, 2019 09:42 PM (ju9gW) Ummmmmmmm...Yes. Like a FUPA with some extra meat hanging around. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 09:44 PM (Z+IKu) 724
718 Sorry ladies, after seeing that I renounce sex.
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2019 09:43 PM (I5LRE) I can't even bear the sight of my own hand... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 09:44 PM (zBaqJ) 725
Does she have cotton candy sticking out from here fist?
Or did that other lady pull her finger only to blasted my purple tinged old lady digit colostomy bag burping? Posted by: Demos at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (SNwMD) 726
The question should be, which Democrat candidate can lose to Trump in the least damaging way?
Use Warren - she'll be 71 on election day, so this is almost certainly her last shot. If I were the D's, I'd be figuring out how to avoid running a geriatric candidate in 2024. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (I2/tG) 727
"Man, that's some spread."
"Thanks, I was cooking all day." "No, Hillary just walked past the window." I thought it was the paper mill. Posted by: It's only the river at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (Tnijr) 728
The Dems and the Globalists can't have 4 more years of Trump. They can't.
The economy is gonna be torpedoed. Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (Bgx7w) 729
Hilary used to have decent hair, but in the last couple of years it has looked very thin and untidy.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (TdMsT) 730
We finally get rid of one home grown humorless self-righteous femi-nazi liberal scold and our supposed ally Britain sends us a brand new one. Thanks, we won't forget this.
Posted by: Ripley at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (NbRJx) 731
710 Really don't understand Hillary. If I had all that money and time, I'll be looking so damn fine.
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:41 PM (NbVTj) I know! What's she saving all that moola for anyway? I've seen much better dressed women shopping at Goodwill. Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 29, 2019 09:46 PM (d6Ksn) 732
Look at it this way; Hillary is the embodiment of the fabled GOP "big tent."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2019 09:43 PM (zBaqJ) ------- True. So is Trump. I watched a lot of liberals quietly become alarmed by Hillary. And the math points to a lot of the working-class Dems crossing the damn line for once in long time. Dems are coming up on the time when people have to choose between utter lunacy or voting for Republicans (or no one) out of fear. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:46 PM (rK6Wd) 733
Greta should team up with clock boy and invent the sailboat.
Posted by: xnycpeasant Two generations of idiots are enough. Posted by: Justice Oliver Miklos Holmes-Douglas at August 29, 2019 09:46 PM (QzkSJ) 734
Weren't the various factions of the Roman Catholic church and the Church of England fond of trotting out some poor young peasant girl who had received a vision of some sort in order to promote a given arm of the church?
That's what this Greta Thunberg reminds me of. Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2019 09:46 PM (mvenn) 735
Really don't understand Hillary. If I had all that money and time, I'll be looking so damn fine.
Posted by: IC ----- It's the evil, and the anger...they do that to a person. Consider, Michael Moore, Nadler, et al, it's a long list Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 09:46 PM (bsa0M) 736
The question should be, which Democrat candidate can lose to Trump in the least damaging way?
Use Warren - she'll be 71 on election day, so this is almost certainly her last shot. If I were the D's, I'd be figuring out how to avoid running a geriatric candidate in 2024. Posted by: The ARC of History! You could do that with Warren, Bernie OR Biden. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2019 09:46 PM (eDmrZ) 737
If I were the D's, I'd be figuring out how to avoid running a geriatric candidate in 2024. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (I2/tG) ------------------------ If I were the D's, I'd be figuring out how to avoid running a Communist candidate in 2024. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 29, 2019 09:47 PM (sy5kK) 738
Presumably.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2019 09:39 PM (QDnY+) At this point, I'm becoming convinced that, while we slept, the Deep State tentacles enveloped the entirety of "our" government's administrative, judicial, and legal systems and issued the death blow to the already tattered remains of our Constitutional Republic! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 29, 2019 09:47 PM (oqV6o) 739
Look at it this way; Hillary is the embodiment of the fabled GOP "big tent."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Uh uh No way Posted by: the camel's nose at August 29, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ) 740
728 The Dems and the Globalists can't have 4 more years of Trump. They can't.
The economy is gonna be torpedoed. Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (Bgx7w) That is kind of my thought. An attempt to recreate '92. Watch for a spoiler candidate as well. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2019 09:47 PM (2B9A/) Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2019 09:47 PM (Y274z) 742
The Dems and the Globalists can't have 4 more years of Trump. They can't.
If Trump gets reelected, that will Kill The Planet. Game Over. Any tactic - any - is justifiable to keep Trump from being reelected. Posted by: Democrats! at August 29, 2019 09:47 PM (I2/tG) 743
"That's what this Greta Thunberg reminds me of."
Good analogy. Methinks her braids are wound too tight. Posted by: It's only the river at August 29, 2019 09:47 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2019 09:48 PM (aKsyK) 745
I can't conceive of Creepy Joe conceding if he's the loser in the next election.
In fact I think handlers will tell him he won as they lead him offstage. He will insist on being called Mr President for the rest of his life in the home. Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 29, 2019 09:48 PM (aCNZ6) 746
https://washex.am/2ZrtQF4
******* Joe diGenova: FISA report circulating 'inside and outside' of Justice Department Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 29, 2019 09:48 PM (BqBId) 747
That's what this Greta Thunberg reminds me of.
Posted by: Muldoon The Childrens' Crusade ended badly. Unless you were an Arab slaver. Posted by: Miklos, official historian and stuff at August 29, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ) 748
739 Look at it this way; Hillary is the embodiment of the fabled GOP "big tent."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton You could certainly fit about 5 or 6 Bill Kristols under there and at least two David Brooks. Posted by: Donna&&&&V at August 29, 2019 09:49 PM (d6Ksn) 749
I googled FUPA. I shouldn't have done that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 29, 2019 09:49 PM (ju9gW) 750
Hillary really let herself go, like a lot of other old broads. She looks like a People of Wal-Mart.
Posted by: ALH at August 29, 2019 09:49 PM (GaOgf) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu) 752
If I were the D's, I'd be figuring out how to avoid running a Communist candidate in 2024.
Nah - just find another hard-left candidate who sounds reasonable on the campaign trail, like Obama. Gabbard wouldn't have been bad in that role, but she's not the DNC's puppet, so she is unacceptable. Posted by: Democrats! at August 29, 2019 09:49 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 29, 2019 09:49 PM (OnJMP) 754
looks like the Rushins fed her a ton of cake
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 29, 2019 09:49 PM (h1jJh) 755
She doesn't look well.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 29, 2019 09:50 PM (jh17W) 756
Really don't understand Hillary. If I had all that money and time, I'll be looking so damn fine.
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2019 09:41 PM (NbVTj) I know! What's she saving all that moola for anyway? I've seen much better dressed women shopping at Goodwill. Posted by: Donna&&&&V ------- Hillary's only lust is for power. Her appearance has never mattered to her beyond its political usefulness. Say what you will about, oh, Nancy Pelosi, but Pelosi does seem to actually care about her personal appearance, quite apart from the political aspect. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 09:50 PM (bsa0M) 757
648 I see Stumbles is wearing her favorite blue pup tent. Nobody can fill out a tent like Stumbles McMyturn. Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 29, 2019 09:23 PM (4+h7o) Take a long look at this land whale and consider that it labeled half of the country "deplorable." Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 09:50 PM (TdMsT) 758
You could certainly fit about 5 or 6 Bill Kristols under there and at least two David Brooks.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V Out-skirt In-yurt Posted by: Miklos, official Miklos and stuff at August 29, 2019 09:50 PM (QzkSJ) 759
Hilary used to have decent hair, but in the last couple of years it has looked very thin and untidy.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 29, 2019 09:45 PM (TdMsT) Perhaps we could do some sort of promotion. Posted by: Rogaine for Women at August 29, 2019 09:50 PM (tVQUs) 760
"I googled FUPA. I shouldn't have done that."
I thought it had something to do with soccer. Hoo boy was I wrong! Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 29, 2019 09:50 PM (Tnijr) 761
Every time I look at that picture, that dress looks more and more like a hospital gown.
Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 09:51 PM (Bgx7w) 762
She doesn't look well.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 29, 2019 09:50 PM (jh17W) You know, I was thinking the same thing. It looks like she's not taking proper care of herself. Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at August 29, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx) 763
Sure warms the heart to see ol' Skankles out in the fresh air never being president, ever.
Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 29, 2019 09:02 PM (qcn6p) I think her 'fresh air' should be in the yard, IYKWIMAITYD. Posted by: RickZ at August 29, 2019 09:51 PM (Y8PSl) 764
http://bit.ly/2ZmnDdE
******* Rob Reiner Demands Trump Indictment over Bogus MSNBC Russia Story ******* Shorter Version, Meathead is gonna Meathead Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 29, 2019 09:51 PM (BqBId) 765
Pelosi does seem to actually care about her personal appearance, quite apart from the political aspect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, The personal appearance is the political Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing Saul Alinsky at August 29, 2019 09:52 PM (QzkSJ) 766
...and issued the death blow to the already tattered remains of our Constitutional Republic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 29, 2019 09:47 PM It's not dead yet! At least whilst Teh Horde still breathes... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 29, 2019 09:52 PM (wgV7k) 767
Weren't the various factions of the Roman Catholic church and the Church of England fond of trotting out some poor young peasant girl who had received a vision of some sort in order to promote a given arm of the church?
the cult of Fatima is a case in point. I wonder if Catholics understand that the Fatima ruse keeps more prospective Catholics out than it encourages in. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2019 09:52 PM (ykYG2) 768
She stole all of the laundry out of the room, and the pillers.
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 29, 2019 09:53 PM (RuIsu) 769
My mom is A year older than hills and she wouldnt be caught dead looking like that. This isnt a young vs old thing it is a slob vs someone who has self respect thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 29, 2019 09:53 PM (OnJMP) 770
At this point, I'm becoming convinced that, while we slept, the Deep State tentacles enveloped the entirety of "our" government's administrative, judicial, and legal systems and issued the death blow to the already tattered remains of our Constitutional Republic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ------ They arrived there via academe. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 09:53 PM (bsa0M) 771
Emperor Palpatine didn't age well either.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 29, 2019 09:54 PM (rnXGe) 772
735.
It's the evil, and the anger...they do that to a person. The money is honestly only a yardstick to measure power. And a tool to destroy, discredit, cause emotional torment, and give plausible deniability to the death's they facilitate in order to achieve sexual satisfation. Posted by: Demos at August 29, 2019 09:54 PM (SNwMD) 773
Greta's just this side of full on Down's.
It's just another scam to get donations. And if they luck out they'll get plenty more when they enact their economy killing carbon taxes and all the other crap. Just watch California to see what's coming. Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 29, 2019 09:55 PM (cxIsI) 774
Gabbard wouldn't have been bad in that role, but she's not the DNC's puppet, so she is unacceptable.
Posted by: Democrats! at August 29, 2019 09:49 PM (I2/tG) ------- Gabbard is the best bet, and has been since the outset. I was super happy to watch the Dems marginalize her. And she could have been just that puppet, but the DNC wants to pander to the Leftist base voters. Which makes little sense, in that the base is galvanized by shared Trump-hate, and will vote for a bump on a log if that's what it takes. You need someone to win back moderates from Trump. I can only figure the DNC is pandering to the Left because they want to veer left, or they are afraid of another backlash from the base like in 2016, which is silly. Embrace the power of and, I guess. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2019 09:55 PM (rK6Wd) 775
Joe diGenova: FISA report circulating 'inside and outside' of Justice Department
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 29, 2019 09:48 PM (BqBId) It's nice that 3 AM home raids are never in style for the connected crony class. They even get to review the charges in advance to assist them in prioritizing their records so the most incriminating stuff "disappears" first! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 29, 2019 09:56 PM (oqV6o) 776
oh wait...i like the pic of her drunk as a skunk on the campaign bus too.
Posted by: trapper's girl at August 29, 2019 09:57 PM (tU1YH) 777
She's an autistic little girl! We're taking instruction from autistic 16 year olds now?
I've spent so much time can't evening that I can't even. Posted by: Melanie Haver at August 29, 2019 09:57 PM (c1JKE) 778
She still isn't in Trigglypuff's weight class. Just as ugly though. Posted by: Glenn John at August 29, 2019 09:57 PM (fwMso) 779
764 http://bit.ly/2ZmnDdE
******* Rob Reiner Demands Trump Indictment over Bogus MSNBC Russia Story -------- Reiner is getting tiresome to listen to. Really tiresome. His raging against DJT seems like his is having a bad time with his period. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 29, 2019 09:57 PM (sy5kK) 780
Does this outfit make me look crazy?
Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2019 09:58 PM (wXw18) 781
When a teenager I used to wait tables in a tourist town.
That picture of Hillary and her compadre gives me instant PTSD as the essential Table From Hell. Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2019 09:58 PM (SqopC) 782
They arrived there via academe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 09:53 PM (bsa0M) The long march through the institutions begins with a single classroom... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 29, 2019 09:59 PM (oqV6o) 783
"...And that little girl was ME!" She smiled contentedly. "The Pogroms were wonderful. Uncle Joe used to let me flip the electrical switches! I miss him..." Posted by: Hitlery at August 29, 2019 09:59 PM (UFLLM) 784
Gabbard is the best bet, and has been since the outset. I was super happy to watch the Dems marginalize her.
The fun part is that she is suing Twitter and Facebook. Good thing there is non-GMO gluten free Fair Trade popcorn. Posted by: Miklos, betting on the Montagnards at August 29, 2019 09:59 PM (QzkSJ) 785
That's no muu-muu... tis a Mao-Mao
Posted by: Anna Puma There's even a song about that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SutLrKXhtnY Posted by: Miklos, archivist emeritus at August 29, 2019 10:01 PM (QzkSJ) 786
The long march through the institutions begins with a single classroom...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ------- Which reminds me, yesterday I saw a bumper sticker, 'It Takes a Village to Tune a Banjo'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 10:02 PM (bsa0M) 787
784 Gabbard is the best bet, and has been since the outset. I was super happy to watch the Dems marginalize her.
The fun part is that she is suing Twitter and Facebook. Good thing there is non-GMO gluten free Fair Trade popcorn. Posted by: Miklos, betting on the Montagnards at August 29, 2019 09:59 PM (QzkSJ) Keto as well? Posted by: lucas hood at August 29, 2019 10:02 PM (QwmrN) Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 29, 2019 10:03 PM (UFLLM) 789
Gabbard isn't a made member, hasn't made her bones, hasn't brought any money to the Inner Party. Got too big for her britches too soon.
Good thing too. The moderates would flock to her. Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2019 10:03 PM (Bgx7w) 790
Gabbard is the best bet, and has been since the outset. I was super happy to watch the Dems marginalize her.
-------- The VP spot is always open. But then, would they want Gabbard to take over when Joe augers in? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 10:04 PM (bsa0M) 791
NOOD ONT
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 29, 2019 10:04 PM (aS1PU) 792
It's not dead yet! At least whilst Teh Horde still breathes...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 29, 2019 09:52 PM (wgV7k) Not underestimating the Horde, but there are not enough of us. Look up what has happened in Montgomery County MD (yes I know it's MD), with illegal alien catch and release and violent sexual predation against minors, yet no county supervisors are hanging from lamp-posts! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 29, 2019 10:05 PM (oqV6o) 793
I'm betting that the VP candidate is someone that elicits, 'Who?'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2019 10:05 PM (bsa0M) 794
I'm givin' her all we got, Cap'n!
Posted by: Vertical Stripes at August 29, 2019 10:09 PM (T42ki) 795
Chelsea getting a sibling.
Posted by: Stankleberry at August 29, 2019 10:55 PM (kHFTD) 796
Fashion by Little Rock Tent and Awnings.
Posted by: Doggfish at August 29, 2019 11:08 PM (lMn1U) 797
Evil woman
Posted by: Summer of Love at August 30, 2019 02:25 AM (FJrl0) 798
It seriously amazes me that, with the piles and piles of money the Clintons have, she looks like this.
Posted by: m at August 30, 2019 05:00 AM (FRM7n) Posted by: saf at August 30, 2019 06:42 AM (5IHGB) 800
It is my understanding that she suffers from some disorder on the autism spectrum. So maybe cut her a little slack on the very odd effect in her demeanor.
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