The Morning Rant

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"As the various anti-Trump narratives ran into the ground by the media (Trump is in bed with Putin, Trump is insane, Trump is a failure at business, Trump is a tax cheat, Trump is pedo-pals with Jeffrey Epstein) collapse one by one like James Comey's credibility, get ready for the 'people are tired of the drama' meme, which is already starting to appear, even among some conservatives. I think it's an especially pernicious meme, because it can't really by refuted by facts or logic. It's not an argument, it's a tantrum. It's sort of like wanting to stop the war because the the sound of gunfire is just too dang loud. So what's the alternative? The only way to quieten things down, really, is to surrender: give Trump the boot, abolish the Electoral College, declare the GOP a terrorist organization, outlaw Christianity, immediately implement all of the Green New Deal, and pack SCOTUS with youthful RBG clones.

"The problem is, we can point out the error of feeling this way, tell them how stupid it is for feeling this way, explain to them how dangerous it is to allow their actions to be governed by feeling this way, but it won't stop them from feeling this way. Another reason why this meme is so pernicious is because it isn't a direct attack on Trump. All previous narratives can be dismissed as such (with good evidence, mind you), but this one focuses attention elsewhere, not on Trump, but on the unpleasant 'drama' that has accompanied him ever since the election. And it's relatively easy to shift attention away from the fact that it isn't really Trump who is causing all of the 'drama', but a whole series of malicious actors on the other side.

"Yes, it's dumb. Yes, it's ridiculous. But there it is. Collectively, Americans can do some pretty dumb things. Like elect Bill Clinton. And, as I said, if this catches on, the media will be pounding on it 24/7, and I'm not sure how a counter-narrative can be established. I only hope that the number of voters who fall for it will be small."




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Deep Thoughts With AOC:

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Warning-- White Supremacy Is On The Rise:

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Dumbness Level = 950 Millikohns:

The reply comments are freakin' awesome, though.



Remember The Days When It Was OK For George Takei to Use a Yuugely Offensive Racial Slur Against DJTjr?

Remember, 'Fredo' is just like the n-word, only for Italians.



Arkansas Giving Florida A Run For Its Money:

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Who Dis:

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And another photo.



For the 'Ettes:

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Then there's this one.



Wednesday's celebs: Katheryn Winnick, who apparently is very much into martial arts and self-defense, and Australian actor Travis Fimmel, both from the TV series Vikings.



Retro Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Bonus Melania Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By 20-Layer Peanut Butter and Chocolate Devil's Food Cake:

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM




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1 Hi!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 30, 2019 11:14 AM (0JZKs)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 11:15 AM (iikV8)

3 damn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 11:15 AM (iikV8)

4 Donna Reed and Carl Betz.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)

5 Friday top ten!

Posted by: CA Token at August 30, 2019 11:15 AM (Olkgi)

6 Dumbness Level = 950 Millikohns:

Clara Sorrenti
@ClaraSorrenti
Communism is about love. Love for humanity, your neighbours, your community. Without love, it's impossible to be a Communist, or at least a good Communist.

===========

Just another packaging of, "It's never been done right."

"Stalin wasn't a real communist because he didn't love."

Such a powerful intellectual force this lady is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 11:16 AM (iikV8)

7 Donna and Carl played wife and husband respectively on The Donna Reed Show. He went on to play a prototype of the showboat criminal lawyer in Judd for the Defense in the late '60s. He was good; it's a shame he's been mostly forgotten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)

8 4 Donna Reed and Carl Betz.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)


That was quick.

But not unexpected.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:17 AM (JVrQi)

9 Donna Reed and Carl Betz.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)

You fast.

Posted by: BignJames at August 30, 2019 11:17 AM (ykq7q)

10 The "no drama" label can maybe work with Biden, but I think he's going to self detonate for other reasons. But it doesn't work for Warren or any of the other Dem candidates; they promise to take the Screeching up to Eleventy!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (Kpl3J)

11 Donna Reed and Carl Betz

Posted by: JT at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (arJlL)

12 Donna Reed was classic!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (6Odec)

13 That 20 layer cake, Lena needs it and a wafer thin mint.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (U8V8w)

14 Communism is about love."

Love me do...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC)

15 7 Donna and Carl played wife and husband respectively on The Donna Reed Show. He went on to play a prototype of the showboat criminal lawyer in Judd for the Defense in the late '60s. He was good; it's a shame he's been mostly forgotten.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)


Fun trivia fact: OregonMuse was friends with Catl Betz' son while in college.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (JVrQi)

16 Ah, GP's come to fling poo at leftists and chew bubble gum. And he's all out of bubble gum.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo delurking to say... at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (DVkEO)

17 8 4 Donna Reed and Carl Betz.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)

That was quick.

But not unexpected.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019


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Yeah, well, you chose people from before the 2000s, so there was a chance I'd know 'em. I recognize a lot of people post-2000, but I don't always have the names at my fingertips the way I did when TV Guide was a real indispensable roadmap to TV viewing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:19 AM (ClOmq)

18 15 7 Donna and Carl played wife and husband respectively on The Donna Reed Show. He went on to play a prototype of the showboat criminal lawyer in Judd for the Defense in the late '60s. He was good; it's a shame he's been mostly forgotten.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)

Fun trivia fact: OregonMuse was friends with Catl Betz' son while in college.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (JVrQi)

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That's nothing.

I dated a girl who was acquainted with the son of Jamie Lee Curtis.

Curtis and I are practically cousins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 11:20 AM (iikV8)

19 Without love, it's impossible to be a Communist, or at least a good Communist



Only way to be a good communist is to be a dead communist.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 11:20 AM (Jk+3L)

20 Communism is about loving what your neighbor has.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2019 11:20 AM (U8V8w)

21 re: Communism.

Humans have to relearn the same lessons with each generation. However, there's no excuse for someone who grows up now, since all of the historical record is available at the touch of a button.

This is just willful stupidity.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2019 11:20 AM (T6t7i)

22 Communism is about love, huh? LOLGF

Reminds me of this old song, "Love You":

https://tinyurl.com/y48re2we

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

23 Donna Reed... what a hottie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 11:21 AM (AURKQ)

24 21 re: Communism.

Humans have to relearn the same lessons with each generation. However, there's no excuse for someone who grows up now, since all of the historical record is available at the touch of a button.

This is just willful stupidity.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2019 11:20 AM (T6t7i)

==========

Retort:

Willfully evil on the part of her educators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 11:21 AM (iikV8)

25 Donna Reed... what a hottie.

The chick from Top Secret reminded me of her.

Posted by: JT at August 30, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)

26 Only way to be a good communist is to be a dead communist.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 11:20 AM (Jk+3L)

It needed to be repeated.

Posted by: tbodie at August 30, 2019 11:22 AM (sMMcg)

27 Democracy coupled with Capitalism has produced the most freedom and liberty on this planet.


All other organizing principles are an ass.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 30, 2019 11:22 AM (88mwq)

28 Communism is what happens when you love humanity more than humans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 11:22 AM (AURKQ)

29 Only way to be a good communist is to be a dead communist."

Not really seeing a problem with that, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 11:24 AM (6qErC)

30 20 Communism is about loving what your neighbor has.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2019 11:20 AM (U8V8w)

If they advertised it as Vikingism I might be more amenable.

Posted by: Someguy at August 30, 2019 11:24 AM (4i8PS)

31 It would be a cold day in Hell before I would send any kid to college

Ross K. Baker is a distinguished (batshit crazy) professor of political science at Rutgers University and a (pathetic) member of USA TODAY's Board of Contributors
https://tinyurl.com/y2y7dkus

I am now hesitant defending what I used to refer to as the "genius" of the framers of the Constitution because I no longer have confidence in the checks and balances that James Madison assured us were "auxiliary precautions" to prevent our government from going off the rails at times when the wisdom of the American people is faulty. The faultiness of that wisdom is, in my mind, on vivid display by the man they chose to lead the nation.

Serious flaws in the political system
It is hard for me now, in discussing the voting behavior of Americans, to grasp what kind of desperation prompted so many of my fellow citizens to choose and now enthusiastically support a man who has degraded the office of the presidency. How can American citizens in whom sovereignty resides have acted so irresponsibly? I will grant, however, that the alternative was not a good one. But that also speaks to serious flaws in the system.

More ominously, he is a man with dictatorial tendencies that exceed even of those past presidents most contemptuous of checks and balances. He has elevated the Second Amendment's protection of gun ownership to a level above that of the First Amendment's protection against the abridgment of a free press, and he tampers dangerously with the 14th Amendment's clear message on birthright citizenship.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 30, 2019 11:24 AM (DlUPQ)

32 Well, they've already tried the "love" tactic with SSM and immigration.

#LoveWins (Now watch us love your private business into rubble if you refuse our business!)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

33 Kurt Schlichter points out in an early chapter of "Militant Normals" that exhaustion is one of the tactics of the left. They're going to keep doing it, finding a new angle, until people get tired of ALL TEH OUTRAGE ALL TEH TIME!!!!111 and just want to be left alone.
And many of them will not realize that we will never be left alone again.

Posted by: Oedipus at August 30, 2019 11:25 AM (N4r5a)

34 to grasp what kind of desperation prompted so many of my fellow citizens to choose and now enthusiastically support a man who has degraded the office of the presidency"

So he's yakking about Barak The First?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

35 I got one for once, the gorgeous Donna Reed

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 30, 2019 11:26 AM (YslsA)

36 "Collectively, Americans can do some pretty dumb things. Like elect Bill Clinton."

Actually, I disagree with this.

I didn't vote for the guy either time, but looking back at it I think that Americans made the right choice. GHWB was no RWR, and I think that he wanted to distance himself from him as much as possible after he became President - Bush was establishment, Reagan was not. Criminal justice reform, badly needed at the time (even though repudiated by the 2020 Dem field as fast as possible) would never have been accomplished without a bipartisan effort, led by Clinton. There's no way to prove a counterfactual, but I'm not sure that Poppy's response to the first WTC bombing would have been any different from Clinton's. After Gulf War I, the appetite for bombing anywhere without express permission wouldn't have been there for him. I think an aspirin factory would have been his target as well.

Looking back at Obama, I think he was the right choice for America as well. If McCain would have won, the Tea Party would have been strangled in the crib even sooner, and the GOPe would have been even more embedded in the Deep State than it is already. We'd never have had the clarifying fire known as Trump.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2019 11:26 AM (iuFgi)

37 Trapped in a facility that has a large video wall that has all of the various news channels.


I thought MSNBC would be the worst, but it seems like BBC World News is vying for the top spot.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 30, 2019 11:26 AM (88mwq)

38
They got arrested for that?! BS! I thought this was America!

There's not just two judicial systems - the one we get has NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 11:26 AM (2JpPM)

39 Vikingism?

Do not get dyslexic - loot, pillage, and then burn it down is the proper order.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2019 11:26 AM (U8V8w)

40 Communism is about love. Love for humanity, your neighbours, your community. Without love, it's impossible to be a Communist, or at least a good Communist.

Mao, Stalin, and Pol Pot loved their countrymen...
to death.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 30, 2019 11:27 AM (aS1PU)

41 I can see it now. . .


Citizen: "Hi!"

Commie: "The heart wants what the heart wants!!"

*smashes Citizen's head and steals his stuff*

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

42 It's not an argument, it's a tantrum.

They are still mad because their sure fire evil sure to win Scrunt lost.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

43 Do not get dyslexic - loot, pillage, and then burn it down is the proper order."

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

44 Without love, it's impossible to be a Communist, or at least a good Communist.

--

The correct spelling is G R E E D

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (YslsA)

45
Hey Louboutin - magenta shoes with red soles are a bad idea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (2JpPM)

46 Communism is about saying retard shit so often that other retards start to believe it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (1ISKN)

47 Communism is about love.

Say what you will, they love them some killin'. And dachas. On Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (xSo9G)

48 Who Dis?

I Don't Know, But Yikes- a limerick

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who applied her make-up from a bucket
Take a look, then say "Wow!"
At her caterpillar brow
When it gets that thick she should pluck it!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (mvenn)

49 Goodness me..that cake!

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM (a0IVu)

50 "Aversion to drugs, alcohol and pornography"

LOLOLOL

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)

51 39 Vikingism?
Do not get dyslexic - loot, pillage, and then burn it down is the proper order.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2019 11:26 AM (U8V8w)


And don't forget rape. Because Vikings really like rape.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:29 AM (JVrQi)

52 Who dis? Donna Reed?

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)

53 When a tyrant loves the citizens of his country very very much,

He puts his communism in them, and 9 months later, they have-


big, bouncing death camps, mass starvation, no personal freedom, and extreme poverty.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2019 11:29 AM (mIQCW)

54 Sorry GorillaPundit, but I am not gonna stress out about the fate of Congress. Dems are going to put forward unconstitutional abortions, figuratively and literally. Judges and law enforcement will pretend to be retarded in dealing with pedo billionaires and terrorists, but go after the President and law abiding Americans hammer and tongs.

Fine. Let's rock.

Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 11:29 AM (syvkf)

55 Diogenes!

I hereby BAN you from saying GO *OUGS on this website until you pay your Apple Cup debt from LAST SEASON.

SO THERE!

GO HUSKIES!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 11:30 AM (d7Ww2)

56 I ain't no ways tarred.

I find the Trump years exhilarating and going by too fast. I look forward to voting for him again next year. Twice.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2019 11:30 AM (ZLI7S)

57 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

And Donna Reed was quite the dish in her day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2019 11:30 AM (Ki5SV)

58 Lady looks like Mary Bailey but probably isn't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2019 11:30 AM (19g6/)

59 I'd love me see vodka right about now. And a young Haitian. Man, I am all about love...

Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2019 11:30 AM (xSo9G)

60 27 Democracy coupled with Capitalism has produced the most freedom and liberty on this planet.

All other organizing principles are an ass.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 30, 2019 11:22 AM (88mwq)

Nothing else comes close, but our enemies are blinded by the vision of impossible perfection that can exist only in their minds. The dream is so sweet that they are willing to do anything to try to make it manifest in the real world. No amount of failure dissuades them, no matter how much the real falls short of their imagination.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 11:30 AM (J+mig)

61 And don't forget rape. Because Vikings really like rape."

You said "rape" twice...

(oh, c'mon. I wasn't the only one thinking that)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)

62 Is there any evidence other than the constant, dare I say "dramatic" caterwauling of the chattering class - who almost nobody listens too anyway - about the "drama" of Donnie TwoScoops is in any way a reality with people in PA, MI, FL, etc. who are going to decide the election?

Because I honestly don't see it. If you're not glued to the TV set watching the FNM all day you probably are too happy seeing your 401K and savings account actually grow for the first time in a decade to notice.

Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2019 11:31 AM (DU2N9)

63 I knew Donna Redd and the guy who played on her show but I could not remember his name.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 11:31 AM (mpXpK)

64 Without love of DEATH, it's impossible to be a Communist.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 11:31 AM (NFEMn)

65 *Kurt Schlichter points out in an early chapter of "Militant Normals" that exhaustion is one of the tactics of the left.*

3 year olds learn this tactic works against the grownups. Until the grownups say, "Enough!"

Then the 3 year olds [should] learn why whining and nagging is not a good life strategy.

Posted by: tbodie at August 30, 2019 11:31 AM (sMMcg)

66 Meh, I'm only six degrees away from knowing Kevin Bacon,

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2019 11:31 AM (vI+F1)

67 "...the media will be pounding on it 24/7, and I'm not sure how a counter-narrative can be established"

Trump drama is better than Obama malaise

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2019 11:32 AM (MxEKc)

68 I knew Donna Redd and the guy who played on her show but I could not remember his name.
Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 11:31 AM (mpXpK)

Carl Betz. He died real young.
Lung cancer.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 11:32 AM (NFEMn)

69 Just taking a wild stab in the dark here...
Would it be wrong to guess there are rules, or even laws, that say James Comey cannot be stripped of his pension, because he only broke the rules, and not the law?

Look I know hating on lawyers is just so ...provincial. but they really are the downfall of our civilization.

Posted by: Quilp at August 30, 2019 11:32 AM (Bf3hj)

70 Dumbness Level = 950 Millikohns:

What in the world would it take to reach a full Kohn? Or is it like alcohol, you can only hit 200 proof in the laboratory?

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 11:32 AM (xSo9G)

71 And Donna Reed was quite the dish in her day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Meh.

I watched Top Hat (Astaire and Rogers) a few nights ago. She was far dishier than I remember. Also, Astaire just has to be the best dancer, male or female, ever to walk the planet.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

72

Without love where would you be right now?

Posted by: Hundreds of millions of dead at August 30, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)

73 First one has to be Donna Reed, but I don't recognize her at all in her other picture.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 11:33 AM (xSo9G)

74 33 Oedipus

Agreed. They wear everybody down. I had been pondering that-- "exhaustion"-- before Schlichter said it.

Posted by: mnw at August 30, 2019 11:33 AM (Cssks)

75 Ross K. Baker is a distinguished (batshit crazy) professor of political science at Rutgers University and a (pathetic) member of USA TODAY's Board of Contributors
/snip

More ominously, he is a man with dictatorial tendencies that exceed even of those past presidents most contemptuous of checks and balances. He has elevated the Second Amendment's protection of gun ownership to a level above that of the First Amendment's protection against the abridgment of a free press, and he tampers dangerously with the 14th Amendment's clear message on birthright citizenship.
*************
This Ross Baker jackass is a lying shitweasel who knows nothing of the 14th Amendment and why it was instituted (so that former slaves of the friggen Ds would be citizens). The 1st Amendment is there to promote freedom of the press and of religion. It is not there to give free reign to lying shitweasels like himself license to libel and falsely defame innocent people. Further it is there to protect religious people from government, not the other way around. The 2nd is there to overthrow the government (or some corrupt portions) when it becomes tyrannical as it has now become, it has nothing whatsoever to do with hunting or sporting.
Would that a few people with an R behind their name proclaim these basic truths and blast the lying scumbags who would misrepresent the truth.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 30, 2019 11:33 AM (JNTt1)

76 Communism is when Pride gets Greed and Sloth to help him steal the clothing of righteousness, so they can pose as virtue.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 11:33 AM (J+mig)

77 Donna Reed... what a hottie.

She had some memorable roles, outside TV. "Hottie" brings to mind the bottom-of-the barrel prostitute she plays in "From Here to Eternity." But of course she's Mrs George Bailey in Wonderful Life, and an absolutely unbelievable Sacajawea against Fred MacMurray in Far Horizons.
She didn't live to be all that old. Died at 64, which seems wrong, probably because of syndication.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 30, 2019 11:33 AM (8ZmvG)

78 That cake looks like a lot of work to make but probably worth every minute

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (T9rmq)

79 The Cruise Crew at National Review keep writing concern troll pieces giving unsolicited advice to the Biden campaign. It's funny how badly they want him to win. The can justify supporting him against Trump as "returning to more civilized political norms" or something like that. But if if he doesn't, they'll be forced to find a Joe Walsh or write "The Conservative Case for Socialism"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (N4xQB)

80 Just out of curiosity what is the upper top limit of "Kohns" on the stupid scale? I am assuming that it is on the metric scale so 1 kohn = 1000 milikohns.

So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?

Posted by: Picric at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (uHppQ)

81 Judd for the Defense.

Don't know his real name... well his Pervywood name.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (pw+jk)

82 They got arrested for that?! BS! I thought this was America!
There's not just two judicial systems - the one we get has NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 11:26 AM (2JpPM)


Doesn't getting shot while wearing one of those Kevlar vests hurt like a mofo? I thought you get seriously bruised at the point of impact. The vest would save your life, but you ache for days afterwards.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (JVrQi)

83 So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?

Posted by: Picric


We scientists call that a singularity. Pray that we never encounter one.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2019 11:35 AM (T6t7i)

84

Personally, I'm just in it for the shopping and death camp chicks.

Posted by: Commie Bob at August 30, 2019 11:35 AM (UFLLM)

85 It would be a cold day in Hell before I would send any kid to college


That's dumb. I hope you're neither a parent nor a guardian.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2019 11:35 AM (fuK7c)

86 83 So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?
Posted by: Picric

We scientists call that a singularity. Pray that we never encounter one.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2019 11:35 AM (T6t7i)


Exactly.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:35 AM (JVrQi)

87 Sure Clara. Leaders like Stalin and Mao simply wanted to hug it out and share some herbal tea.

dipshits gotta dipshit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 30, 2019 11:35 AM (xPJvm)

88 So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?

Posted by: Picric at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (uHppQ)

Sally has lots of equals....but no superiors.

Posted by: BignJames at August 30, 2019 11:36 AM (ykq7q)

89 Ginger Rogers said that she did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 30, 2019 11:36 AM (8ZmvG)

90 There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who applied her make-up from a bucket
Take a look, then say "Wow!"
At her caterpillar brow
When it gets that thick she should pluck it!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 11:28 AM

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Hmm...
Not the Nantucket version I learned but good enough!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 11:36 AM (axyOa)

91 That 12 layer cake is a Maryland Smith Island cake!

Posted by: KungPow at August 30, 2019 11:36 AM (DcPfA)

92 @79

I can't wait for their new and improved, "Against Trump!" issue.


National Review is probably the biggest collection of dead enders we've ever seen, VDH excluded of course.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 30, 2019 11:36 AM (88mwq)

93 58
Lady looks like Mary Bailey but probably isn't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2019 11:30 AM (19g6/)

Yes it is.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (mpXpK)

94 That is Donna Reed... Whose brother is Sir Walter Reed. Sir Walter fought valiantly in Korea and I had the great opportunity as Vice President to pin The Medal Of Honor on his heroic chest on Hamburger Hill. He later went on to have a hospital named after him in Bethesda and was knighted by the Queen of Scotland. True story... you have my word as a Biden

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (flINI)

95 So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?
Posted by: Picric at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (uHppQ)

It's currently the highest recorded stupidity in existence. Exceeding it is theoretically possible, but none have managed, despite many attempts.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (J+mig)

96 Da blonde looks like a hooker I usta know, hehe

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (+8+gB)

97 I was named after Donna Reed... That gives away my age!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

98 80 Just out of curiosity what is the upper top limit of "Kohns" on the stupid scale? I am assuming that it is on the metric scale so 1 kohn = 1000 milikohns.
So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?
Posted by: Picric at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (uHppQ)


Right. It's like 'c', the speed of light. You can approach it, but can never really get there without warping space and time and matter out of all recognizable shape.

So how Sally managed to do it is a mystery.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (JVrQi)

99 The Cruise Crew at National Review keep writing concern troll pieces giving unsolicited advice to the Biden campaign. It's funny how badly they want him to win.

---------

When it comes to Conservative, Inc., Donald Trump is like the Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (2JpPM)

100 Without love where would you be right now?"

On a Long Train Running?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

101 97 I was named after Donna Reed... That gives away my age!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)


29!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:38 AM (JVrQi)

102 I might have to give up my membership in the Conservative Club if pron is taboo

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2019 11:38 AM (FZYNt)

103 29!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:38 AM (JVrQi)

How did you guess?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:38 AM (O2RFr)

104 The vest would save your life, but you ache for days afterwards.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (JVrQi)

Sure, but if you survive you can humblebrag you did it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 30, 2019 11:38 AM (Zv1X1)

105 So we're basically at the Monsters stage.

Liberals: I'm scared!
Us: of what?
Libs: There's monsters in my closet!
Us: ok, there's no monsters in the closet, Here, we'll open it up together and look. See? No monsters.
Libs: They're under the bed!
Us: No, come here let's check. See, no monsters there either.
Libs: The monsters are behind the chair!
Us: OK, let me move the chair. There, see? No monsters behind the chair. No go to sleep.
Libs: But we're still scared!

You don't let the children wear you down to the point where they run things. Because they're children and they don't understand the world or themselves.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 30, 2019 11:39 AM (jp0Bv)

106 Clara Sorrenti : "You can't have communism without love!"

Millennial Communists in their late 20s : "You can't have communism without killing 100 Million irredeemable right-wing American Nazis"

Which one is it?

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 11:39 AM (e82J6)

107
National Review is probably the biggest collection of dead enders we've ever seen, VDH excluded of course.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 30, 2019 11:36 AM (88mwq)

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I wonder he sticks around in that viper's nest of liberals who openly hate him. I don't think he needs the money. Maybe just out of spite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 11:39 AM (2JpPM)

108 68 I knew Donna Redd and the guy who played on her show but I could not remember his name.
Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2019 11:31 AM (mpXpK)

Carl Betz. He died real young.
Lung cancer.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019


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He also starred in one of the early episodes of Night Gallery, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:39 AM (ClOmq)

109 Its best not to even speak of the singularity.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 11:39 AM (sjdRT)

110 But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
And nothing at all keeps sending him

Posted by: Doobie Biden at August 30, 2019 11:39 AM (flINI)

111 Doesn't getting shot while wearing one of those Kevlar vests hurt like a mofo? I thought you get seriously bruised at the point of impact. The vest would save your life, but you ache for days afterwards.
Posted by: OregonMuse


Depends on the caliber they are using and the loading.

I've shot .38 special wadcutter reloads that you pulled the trigger, heard the complete bang, then heard the bullet hit the target at standard range.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (Jk+3L)

112 I see Crazy Uncle Joe says doesn't matter if the story was less than "accurate" it's about the bravery of our military....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

113 >>You don't let the children wear you down to the point where they run things. Because they're children and they don't understand the world or themselves.




Whaaaaaat???

Posted by: Greta Thunberg's parents and supporters at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

114 Just out of curiosity what is the upper top limit of
"Kohns" on the stupid scale? I am assuming that it is on the metric
scale so 1 kohn = 1000 milikohns.



So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?

Posted by: Picric at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (uHppQ)

====It was a year ago but leftist stupidity has no upper bound. I would now say that the max stupid leftist is at about 5 Kohns. Tomorrow is will be 6 and so on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (pw+jk)

115 Outrage du jour - someone hacked Funimation's servers and found outtakes of the voice actors for Dragonball Z/Super saying - brace yourself, this is horrifying - JOKES during some outtakes. Oh the hugemanatee.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (oZ6kz)

116 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

One...two...three...

Oh, hell. Let's just cut to the chase and call it 100 million give or take a few.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (mvenn)

117
Those Canada Commie Chicks love you long time!

Ya, some are 1,2, 3 baggers, darkers or 6 shot'rs, but what the hell, a hole is a hole is a hole!

And some are more than a little freaky... or desperate, why, a couple let me *SMACK* *Collapse* *Bleed*

Posted by: Democratic Socialist Purity Party! at August 30, 2019 11:41 AM (UFLLM)

118
Fun trivia fact: OregonMuse was friends with Catl Betz' son while in college.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (JVrQi)

========

That's nothing.

I dated a girl who was acquainted with the son of Jamie Lee Curtis.

Curtis and I are practically cousins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 11:20 AM


****

Hmm...
Trying to think of which celebrity I know best? I guess it would be Julia Ling. (ER, Studio 60 and Chuck) I've never met her but we email occasionally and are synced up on LinkedIn. Nice kid.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 11:41 AM (axyOa)

119 83 So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?

Posted by: Picric

We scientists call that a singularity. Pray that we never encounter one.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2019


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A neutron star with its own tides.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:41 AM (ClOmq)

120 79 The Cruise Crew at National Review keep writing concern troll pieces giving unsolicited advice to the Biden campaign. It's funny how badly they want him to win.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (N4xQB)

Biden needs to denounce them. Right out loud. They are a tiny portion of the population, the American left absolutely HATES them and wishes them a slow death, and they have failed at everything they ever attempted. It's the easiest play in the world, which of course means Biden is too dumb to do it.

Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 11:41 AM (HOhHO)

121 Hmm...
Not the Nantucket version I learned but good enough!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 11:36 AM (axyOa)


Coincidentally, I just heard a new version of the 'Nantuket' limerick in a movie I saw last night. It was 'The Girl' (2012), with Toby Jones as Alfred Hitchcock, who played him as a dirty old man. Who knew a butt ton of filthy limericks.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:41 AM (JVrQi)

122 115>>>

But KickVic would NEVER do anything unseemly!

/s

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 11:42 AM (e82J6)

123 77
She didn't live to be all that old. Died at 64, which seems wrong, probably because of syndication.

i wonder if there's a code for that

Posted by: Anachronda at August 30, 2019 11:42 AM (sGtp+)

124 Communism requires love, like the love Lennie Small had for that rabbit.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 11:42 AM (oZ6kz)

125 I think they are HALF-right. I do think people are sick of the drama, but I think (and pray) they are sick of the LEFT's role in it, that nothing is ever enough, that they will continue to fill their diapers and scream and cry.

Maybe some will vote against Trump to shut them up, but I think a lot more will vote for Trump because the Left reminds them of children throwing tantrums, and that one should never reward it.

Posted by: acethepug at August 30, 2019 11:42 AM (zHVcO)

126 Its best not to even speak of the singularity.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 11:39 AM (sjdRT)

And avoid eye contact.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 30, 2019 11:42 AM (xPJvm)

127 Thinking of getting a haircut tonight. Is this racist? How about if I go to a Vietnamese barber around the corner? More or less racist?

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2019 11:42 AM (MxEKc)

128 Looks a little like Richard Conte. Watched an old Edward G Robinson movie last week, House of Strangers and Richard Conte was in it and all I could think of is that's Barzini.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 11:42 AM (BoJzR)

129 Well I mean if Funimation gets in deep shit from this after fucking over Vic, in a way that's poetic justice.

But I like a lot of the individual VA's from the leaks - especially Chris Sabat, who's one of the nicest guys in the anime biz I've met.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 11:43 AM (oZ6kz)

130 So is 1 Kohn the peak of stupid?

Posted by: Picric at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (uHppQ)

====It was a year ago but leftist stupidity has no upper bound. I would now say that the max stupid leftist is at about 5 Kohns. Tomorrow is will be 6 and so on.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (pw+jk)

Well we've learned that the Universe is constantly expanding, so it makes sense that the peak limits of leftist stupidity are expanding along with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

131 Biden and his enablers are using the fake but accurate defense for the military medal award fantasy he swore was true.

He and they are saying he was showing his support for the troops and empathy for them, and so what if the details are wrong?

Disgusting and deceptive. What other personal and policy fantasies is he telling to voters every day? How can someone forget the circumstances of what he says was such a moving event for him?

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2019 11:43 AM (TKxWf)

132 Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker'

Things have come a long way since my day.

Posted by: Zuzu Bailey at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (dBiBP)

133 Donna Reed was hot in Its a Wonderful Life.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (BoJzR)

134 112 I see Crazy Uncle Joe says doesn't matter if the story was less than "accurate" it's about the bravery of our military....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr)


...aaannd once again, the old Rathergate 'fake but accurate' defense rears its ugly head.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (JVrQi)

135 @107

He'll stick around as long as he can tolerate it.


That's his milieu that or go to a "think tank"

But I think the age of lies is over and these magazines and think tanks are one election from being 100 pct irrelevant and going the way of the dodo.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (88mwq)

136 Varney is interviewing Joe Walsh.

It's going as well as you'd expect.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (cF8AT)

137 111
I've shot .38 special wadcutter reloads that you pulled the trigger,
heard the complete bang, then heard the bullet hit the target at
standard range.


so... more of a saturday night mosey than a saturday night special?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (sGtp+)

138 That Sorrenti chick tweet has to be the absolute stupidest thing I have ever, ever read.

And I don't think I will ever figure out how Melania can wear heels that high. Her feet are almost vertical.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (JoUsr)

139 Back in the day when NR used DISQUIS instead of FacistBook for posting I had a long conversation with that jolly cuck fellow Jonah Goldberg about the idiocy of abandoning nationalism in favor of globalism in a magazine named National Review. My parting summary to Jonah was that he was headed towards being entangled in his harpoon lines like Captain Ahab to the Great Orange Whale Trump. This was likely somewhere around late 2015 or early 2016. And so it came true. Not relishing this outcome, but it was obvious to me and a number of posters at the time. My only guess as to why Jonah persisted was the pay was good. It afforded him many comfortable couches and such that he and his dog enjoyed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (2LelM)

140 127 Thinking of getting a haircut tonight. Is this racist? How about if I go to a Vietnamese barber around the corner? More or less racist?
...

Oh! It's the old BUT MY BARBER IS VIETNAMESE!

Posted by: The Left at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (MAstk)

141 Donna Reed was hot in Its a Wonderful Life.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions



Buffalo Gal won't you come out tonight...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (Jk+3L)

142 But I like a lot of the individual VA's from the leaks - especially Chris Sabat, who's one of the nicest guys in the anime biz I've met.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 11:43 AM (oZ6kz)

I can't think of much that would make weebs move more quickly from apolitical/ Dems to hardcore MAGA types. Maybe Hillary nuking Japan?

Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (HOhHO)

143 >Disgusting and deceptive. What other personal and
policy fantasies is he telling to voters every day? How can someone
forget the circumstances of what he says was such a moving event for
him?

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2019 11:43 AM (TKxWf)


He literally got every single detail wrong. This isn't conflating events and mixing a few things up. It is pure fiction.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (sjdRT)

144 https://bit.ly/2ZAhHNu

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (lonOK)

145 I once almost met Tom Sellick. Long story about a mailbox, his house, and running away when the door opened.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (Zv1X1)

146 106 Clara Sorrenti : "You can't have communism without love!"

Millennial Communists in their late 20s : "You can't have communism without killing 100 Million irredeemable right-wing American Nazis"

Which one is it?
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 11:39 AM (e82J6)

Anything done for the "greater good" is an act of love, and the Central Party gets to decide what's the greater good.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (J+mig)

147 Fun trivia fact: OregonMuse was friends with Catl Betz' son while in college.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:18 AM (JVrQi)


________

I've got a list...

Bob Dylans Mom lived down the block from me
Prince went to my Church and I played ball with him
I partied with the Najarion Brothers
I delivered meds to Dear Abby (Ann Landers)
I was good friends in college with Vince Flynn
I know the writer and producer of Funkytown

Posted by: Doobie Biden at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (flINI)

148 Coincidentally, I just heard a new version of the 'Nantuket' limerick in a movie I saw last night. It was 'The Girl' (2012), with Toby Jones as Alfred Hitchcock, who played him as a dirty old man. Who knew a butt ton of filthy limericks.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019


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The Toby Jones who played Truman Capote? Jones was perfect as Truman, but wasn't he a bit short to play Hitch?

(Favorite Truman Capote story: He's in a restaurant when a drunk staggers over, whips out his equipment, and says, "You're famous? Okay, autograph that."

Truman's voice was loud enough to be heard all over the dining room. "I can't autograph it, but I can initial it. . . .")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (ClOmq)

149 Love the Moby Trump!

And yes, the comments on the Canadian Commie's tweet are excellent.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (O8WFE)

150 Hey, what about that Trump aide who rather quickly left the WH yesterday because she was a leaker? Do you think that Nuking the Hurricanes story was a trap to catch leakers? Just a thought

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

151 MARGIN BLOW JOB

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (FZYNt)

152 Posted by: Chillin the most at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (lonOK)

Blown margin. Report to the Barrel.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (J+mig)

153 Sorry! I posted too soon. It's a poster of flies on Hillary and Oblaba.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (lonOK)

154 Trump is the Singularity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)

155 uh oh

Posted by: The Left at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (MAstk)

156 If Cancel Culture means the US never gets another season of Dragonball Super, Trump wins by 30, and gets a GOP record amount of the AA vote.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 11:46 AM (oZ6kz)

157 so... more of a saturday night mosey than a saturday night special?
Posted by: Anachronda


Yeah. Low & slow. No telling their kinetic energy.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (Jk+3L)

158 Thinking of getting a haircut tonight. Is this racist? How about if I go to a Vietnamese barber around the corner? More or less racist?


Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2019 11:42 AM

****

I find it interesting that last night, Mrs D pointed out there is a new barber in town that not only cuts hair but offers up massages and has a full bar.
Her mentioning it is a test of course. I'm bald.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (axyOa)

159 Oh Lordy!

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (cF8AT)

160 see Crazy Uncle Joe says doesn't matter if the story was less than "accurate" it's about the bravery of our military....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

I could understand using that spin except that Biden made it a point of saying that the story was factually true. That's the Biden word and it's good as gold!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (BoJzR)

161 Donna Reed was hot in Its a Wonderful Life.

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A beautiful lady. Even in her latter years, she was still very beautiful. I remember her lone season playing Miss Ellie on Dallas. She had to be in her 60s by then, but was still striking. And classy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (JoUsr)

162 145 I once almost met Tom Sellick. Long story about a mailbox, his house, and running away when the door opened.
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I lived in Oahu when Magnum was still in production. Never met Tom but did meet the big fag butler guy. What a pompous fag from Texas.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (2LelM)

163 I was named after Donna Reed... That gives away my age!

Posted by: It's me donna


So, you're a little older than her? Holding up well, donna!

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Clinton *hic!* at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (VP1E6)

164 Am I the only one who thinks those eyebrows look rather extreme?

They traverse halfway down her cheeks on the outside.

She looks like she one straight razor's edge away from a unibrow.

I expect her to bat her eyes and have a butterfly emerge from those caterpillars.

Her left canine tooth looks like a vampire.

The smile is almost a sneer.

But pretty enough in a girl-next-door kind of way.

And nice "polka dots" IYKWIM.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM (mvenn)

165 Posted by: Chillin the most at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (lonOK)


It never occurred to you that link would blow the margins?

Not even for a second?

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM (cF8AT)

166 136 Varney is interviewing Joe Walsh.

It's going as well as you'd expect.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 11:44 AM (cF8AT)

Oh lordy..

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM (a0IVu)

167 Thinking of getting a haircut tonight. Is this
racist? How about if I go to a Vietnamese barber around the corner? More
or less racist?

...



Oh! It's the old BUT MY BARBER IS VIETNAMESE!

Posted by: The Left

Just remembered, he is former major in South Vietnam Army spent 8 years in the camps and finally got out. Hates commies, so I don't think he counts as person of color.

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM (MxEKc)

168 Damn. Point 002 font.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM (Jk+3L)

169 My stomach has been off for a couple of days but that Devil's Food cake might help.

Posted by: Decaf at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM (xarPm)

170 While The Margins may be happy, text is now unreadable. See y'all when Ace wakes up.

Posted by: tbodie at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM (sMMcg)

171 Go to Youtube and search for donna reed and johnny angel

Shelley Fabares was the daughter on the Donna Reed Show, and several seasons in she had grown into a pretty young woman.. watch Donna Reed's face when she discovers her daughter can sing..

What a hoot!

I'm thinking this is just about the same time frame as when Ricky Nelson started singing on The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet.. so this was all the rage..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM (438dO)

172 Who broke the margins?

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (e82J6)

173 Ernest is interviewing Joe Walsh?

He's gonna be scared stupid after that.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)

174 138 . . . I don't think I will ever figure out how Melania can wear heels that high. Her feet are almost vertical.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2019


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I hate to say this, since in every other department Melania is gorgeous . . . but her feet just don't have much arch. They're slim and attractive, now, but they miss the five-star mark by a little bit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (ClOmq)

175 Time to be Chillin' in the Barrel.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (sjdRT)

176 Someone please unblow the margins. A reverse BJ please.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (BoJzR)

177

1 Million Muslims in concentration camps?

Go on...

Posted by: Astrolite G at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (UFLLM)

178 >>Hey, what about that Trump aide who rather quickly left the WH yesterday because she was a leaker? Do you think that Nuking the Hurricanes story was a trap to catch leakers? Just a thought



Heh, Tim Pool did a video on that a few hours ago.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg's parents and supporters at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (bDqIh)

179

Joe Biden was my commander in chief.

Posted by: Nine star general at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (aKsyK)

180 So once again, unfailingly, according to Leftist paradigm, THEY create the crisis, and only the solution is either OUR destruction or THEIR total control and power (or both).

"Aren't we all tired of co-existing with this insanity (which we created)?"

God, what an affliction these people are. Imagine for moment if Trump, if all of us, didn't have to cope with their perverse, hateful, twisted, relentless assault on our society and sanity.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 30, 2019 11:49 AM (H8QX8)

181 I have a question about Worthless Joe's howler. Would a vice-president make a secret trip to a war zone for a medal ceremony? Would that even happen?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)

182 Heh, Tim Pool did a video on that a few hours ago.

Don't know who Tim Pool is

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

183 A reverse BJ please.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions

is that even physically possible?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2019 11:50 AM (FZYNt)

184
I don't think I will ever figure out how Melania can wear heels that high. Her feet are almost vertical.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

======

I can't figure it out either. And if you notice, she actually does a heel-toe walk, which means she has to lift her toe from that vertical position. If I were wearing shoes like that, I'd be clopping -- entire sole and heel come down at once, both knees bent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 11:50 AM (7OILk)

185 When you follow a keto diet and are allergic to peanut butter, that cake is just hurtful.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at August 30, 2019 11:50 AM (OQcPl)

186 Stay safe east coast Gulf coast morons.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (t6MX/)

187 177>>>

Do I hear 1 Billion, 1 Billion, SOLD, to the stern Chinese general!

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (e82J6)

188 Need a mohel on post 144.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (xPJvm)

189 Celebrity Encounters:

I, uh, once lit a cigarette for Timothy McVeigh's sister, in a bar. They lived in the next town over.

I didn't know who she was till I got back to my table and my friends were all holy shit do you know who that was? She had been under suspicion herself and recently cleared.

You can tell that was a long time ago because smoking in a bar.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (O8WFE)

190 Only people normally lazy/uninformed/misinformed/dumb enough to let "exhaustion" talk or phenomena affect their vote will be affected - hard to believe a high % of those were Trump voters last time. His numbers are higher with every "group" and his GOP approval numbers are highest ever seen.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (QDnY+)

191 The Toby Jones who played Truman Capote? Jones was perfect as Truman, but wasn't he a bit short to play Hitch?

Perhaps, but Jones is a very good actor and I thought he did an excellent job with the part.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (JVrQi)

192 along with the "people are tired of the drama" meme is the "trump is divisive" meme - when it is the left, the dems and the msm who are dividing the country in their rage.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (Pg+x7)

193 Instead of 'caterpiller', 'wooly-worm' is more evocative and has better meter.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (OCRqx)

194 181 I have a question about Worthless Joe's howler. Would a vice-president make a secret trip to a war zone for a medal ceremony? Would that even happen?

Probably not, and I think I read the time it would have happened, he would have still been a Senator

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

195 Don't know who Tim Pool is

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

Ace links him occasionally. He did yesterday here:

https://tinyurl.com/y3rzp62k

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (cF8AT)

196 big fag butler guy. What a pompous fag from Texas.

Well Hello Sailor! Do Tell!

Posted by: H. Sulu at August 30, 2019 11:51 AM (UFLLM)

197 Posted by: Chillin the most at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (lonOK)

Not a full Kohn, but a very game attempt. I hope the Barrel has a sub-floor for you.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 11:52 AM (Wd55D)

198 Just remembered, he is former major in South Vietnam Army spent 8 years in the camps and finally got out. Hates commies, so I don't think he counts as person of color.
Posted by: Ripley
............

it would be kinda cool if his gimmick was to cut hair with a machete...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2019 11:52 AM (438dO)

199
Ernest is interviewing Joe Walsh?

He's gonna be scared stupid after that.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic


I know what you mean!

Posted by: Vern at August 30, 2019 11:52 AM (aKsyK)

200 someone deflate the margins plz.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 11:52 AM (xpJ2/)

201 171 Go to Youtube and search for donna reed and johnny angel

Shelley Fabares was the daughter on the Donna Reed Show, and several seasons in she had grown into a pretty young woman.. watch Donna Reed's face when she discovers her daughter can sing..

What a hoot!

I'm thinking this is just about the same time frame as when Ricky Nelson started singing on The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet.. so this was all the rage..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2019


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Right. There was a hit song called "Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb" with a girl singing about Edd Byrnes's valet parking character on 77 Sunset Strip, who was sort of the Fonzie of his day -- famous for whipping out a comb and grooming his hair.

As for Shelley, like Elinor Donahue on Father Knows Best, she went on to work in TV for quite a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 11:52 AM (ClOmq)

202 Posted by: Chillin the most at August 30, 2019 11:45 AM (lonOK)


It never occurred to you that link would blow the margins?

Not even for a second?
Posted by: Tami



I read here sometime in the past that it's 26 unbroken spaces will blow the margins.

Http://www. is 11 of those spaces. Hence the need for bitly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 11:52 AM (Jk+3L)

203 143 >Disgusting and deceptive. What other personal and
policy fantasies is he telling to voters every day? How can someone forget the circumstances of what he says was such a moving event for him?

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2019 11:43 AM (TKxWf)

Two sets of people: Trump haters will hang on Biden's every word and excuse every lie, because he is their One True Hope and they have to defend their wubby against Orange Man Bad every second of every day. No matter how indefensible he is.

The other people, normal people on both sides (although fewer and fewer normal, honest leftists every day) see what Biden does, and conclude that the only safe assumption is that every word he says is some level of lie, filtered through senior dementia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

204 182
Heh, Tim Pool did a video on that a few hours ago.



Don't know who Tim Pool is

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

He's like the Rubio's garbage of moderate lib youtube political commentators.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2019 11:53 AM (t6MX/)

205 190>>>

What you have to worry about are the squishy "But I want my lib friends to like me again!!!" types.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 11:53 AM (e82J6)

206 pro tip: always check for hyphens in a url, and if there aren't any, tinyurl it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 11:53 AM (xpJ2/)

207 79 The Cruise Crew at National Review keep writing concern troll pieces giving unsolicited advice to the Biden campaign. It's funny how badly they want him to win. The can justify supporting him against Trump as "returning to more civilized political norms" or something like that. But if if he doesn't, they'll be forced to find a Joe Walsh or write "The Conservative Case for Socialism"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 30, 2019 11:34 AM (N4xQB)



Well, look at the 2018 Midterms.

Someone, in an earlier thread, TJM maybe(?), said that the Democrats were crazy in 2018 and the people still voted for them.

But, that's not exactly what happened.

The Midterms 2018 would more accurately be termed "The Surrender of the Cucks".

There were what? 40 or so Recucklicans who just bailed out of their seats along with Cuckmaster General Paul Ryan.

This was literally the equivalent of willingly becoming a cuck to strengthen your marriage-

Like so:

Recucklican: Okay, I'm gonna let you fuck my wife for the next two years to get our marriage back on track just like it used to be. And then after two years of you banging the doodad outta my wife, you'll step aside. Right?

The Paolo: Yeah, sure. That's right. Now go hide in the closet


Thing is Reps then ran with a bunch no-names and the Dims ran with the best, most recognized they could. They hid teh krayzee very well.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2019 11:53 AM (SHtRW)

208 Great , now I have the Went to a Garden Party ear worm .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 11:53 AM (BoJzR)

209 Wow "Allie" are you ever special. Night after night on here, cry-pleading for luv because of how you choose to present yourself, and then in one stroke, accusing one whole generation of being commie murderers.

You will certainly get the full measure of tolerance from me, from now on.

Consider yourself tolerated.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 30, 2019 11:53 AM (8ZmvG)

210 Trump fatigue, mostly created by the left/MSM is NOT like Clinton fatigue, which was a result of their endless scheming, lying and machinations.

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2019 11:54 AM (MxEKc)

211 This "tired of the drama" post +10 or x10.

GWB won his second term rather handily but the Democrats and Media then started an incredible whinefest, raging and moaning about everything he did. It was a pretty calculated strategy and it worked to an extent as I recall.

By the time he left office his popularity was way down, and Bush fatigue was the meme of the day. I remember posting on one of these boards that I was so damn sick and tired of the whining and screeching BDS I was almost readu to vote Democrat to get the toddlers to shut up (I didn't).

But as pointed out, it is a very pernicious and dangerous meme. In particular, it validates the heads full of mush and soccer moms' concerns about Trump being mean and their friends' TDS.

Posted by: RM at August 30, 2019 11:55 AM (U3LtS)

212 Just remembered, he is former major in South Vietnam Army spent 8 years in the camps and finally got out. Hates commies, so I don't think he counts as person of color.


Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2019 11:48 AM


****

Went to college with a big kid from Syria. A nice guy but hated commies with a passion. Apparently they came in (with the Rooskies) under Hafaz al-Assad and took the family farm. He and his brother and father used to go out at night and get even.
Tough kid.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 11:55 AM (axyOa)

213 I read here sometime in the past that it's 26 unbroken spaces will blow the margins.

Http://www. is 11 of those spaces. Hence the need for bitly.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 11:52 AM (Jk+3L)

I think 26 unbroken spaces would be fine. Chillin put up over 100.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)

214 205 190>>>

What you have to worry about are the squishy "But I want my lib friends to like me again!!!" types.
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 11:53 AM (e82J6)

What people need to realize is that the only way these people will ever like us is if we are in chains.

Their approval not worth the selling price.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 11:56 AM (J+mig)

215

So, how many spaces until I get blown?

Posted by: H. Sulu at August 30, 2019 11:56 AM (UFLLM)

216 207 79 The Cruise Crew at National Review keep writing concern troll pieces giving unsolicited advice to the Biden campaign. It's funny how badly they want him to win. The can justify supporting him against Trump as "returning to more civilized political norms" or something like that. But if if he doesn't, they'll be forced to find a Joe Walsh or write "The Conservative Case for Socialism"
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Meh, NYC Billionaires want their puppet back in teh WH. Not gonna happen. They don't mind burining their apparatchik press puppets. Those are easily replaced.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 11:56 AM (2LelM)

217 I lived in Oahu when Magnum was still in production. Never met Tom but did meet the big fag butler guy. What a pompous fag from Texas.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (2LelM)


John Hillerman? That's disappointing to hear. I've always liked the characters he plays in the movies and tv shows he was in.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 11:56 AM (JVrQi)

218 Looking back at Obama, I think he was the right choice for America as well. If McCain would have won, the Tea Party would have been strangled in the crib even sooner, and the GOPe would have been even more embedded in the Deep State than it is already.

Primaries. How do they work?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 30, 2019 11:56 AM (lD3vL)

219 215

So, how many spaces until I get blown?
Posted by: H. Sulu

I'm ready coach, put me in!

Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2019 11:56 AM (FZYNt)

220 Hikaru correct but that's a given. I wouldn't say "squishy", I'd say dumb, uninformed, irresponsible, as well as weak. Just a subset of the group I was talking about.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2019 11:56 AM (QDnY+)

221 One of the replies to Clara Sorrenti (a declared Commie in Canada) states"

"If you have a popular pro-communist post on this hell site, anti-communist reply guys are legally required to ask you dumb questions about famines and gulags that they learned about from fake books that they've never read"

Apparently, Kohn-level stupidity runs deep.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2019 11:57 AM (DMUuz)

222 Who Dis PIC..... Joan COLLINS & MITT ROMNEY....didn't look at the posts or cheat.


Liked the DICK PICS at the start.....

Posted by: saf at August 30, 2019 11:57 AM (5IHGB)

223 Me love you long time. Love you to death.

Posted by: Communism at August 30, 2019 11:57 AM (ymnmz)

224 Donna Reed and Carl Betz.

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Back in the day, Carl Betz starred in a short lived series entitled Judd For the Defense. In one episode, he used the word "Hell" profanely, perhaps, "What the Hell is going on?"


I thought that the skies would open, Jesus would come down and smite us as we had never been smitten! But no! Well, not unless He waited a decade or more and Carter was His scourge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 11:57 AM (+y/Ru)

225 National Review is probably the biggest collection of dead enders we've ever seen, VDH excluded of course.


I have often wondered if Hansen feels like a missionary among the Dullard Tribesmen.

Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at August 30, 2019 11:58 AM (nQHrn)

226 The problem is, we can point out the error of feeling this way, tell them how stupid it is for feeling this way, explain to them how dangerous it is to allow their actions to be governed by feeling this way, but it won't stop them from feeling this way


They have the political equivalent of "emotional reasoning" in psychology.

To "emotionally reason" is to take your emotions as evidence for the truth...

This kind of reasoning is misleading because your feelings reflect your thoughts and beliefs. If they are distorted - as is quite often the case - your emotions will have no validity.

Examples of emotional reasoning include: "I feel guilty, therefore I must have done something bad"; "I feel overwhelmed and hopeless, therefore my problems must be impossible to solve"...

Emotional reasoning plays a role in almost all depressions. Because things feel so negative to a depressed person, such a person assumes they truly are. It doesn't occur to them to challenge the validity of the perception that creates their feelings.



MSM is the main source of the drama, leading susceptible people to think: "Everything feels too dramatic. Therefore it IS too dramatic. Therefore Orangemanbad."

Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 11:59 AM (786Ro)

227 Went to college with a big kid from Syria. A nice guy but hated commies with a passion. Apparently they came in (with the Rooskies) under Hafaz al-Assad and took the family farm. He and his brother and father used to go out at night and get even.
Tough kid.
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The flip side is I knew some second generation Cuban exiles that defended loosing their families farms and businesses cuz they were educated in NOVA public schools. Don't even ask me about second generation Mexicans after being educated in LA public schools.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 11:59 AM (2LelM)

228 Aw it's cute that people root for college teams that aren't Alabama, Auburn, Ohio State or Clemson.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)

229 Who's the ass that blew the margins?

Posted by: Sooner at August 30, 2019 11:59 AM (Fs5vw)

230 The WH firing is a failure of journalistic ethics, too, apparently:

https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz

Posted by: Greta Thunberg's parents and supporters at August 30, 2019 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

231 One of the replies to Clara Sorrenti (a declared Commie in Canada) states"

"If you have a popular pro-communist post on this hell site, anti-communist reply guys are legally required to ask you dumb questions about famines and gulags that they learned about from fake books that they've never read"

Apparently, Kohn-level stupidity runs deep.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2019 11:57 AM (DMUuz)



They are denying communist kills? That's interesting. The commie I know (just one!) is pretty open about the necessary future kills that will bring the glorious US communist dream to life.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at August 30, 2019 12:00 PM (OQcPl)

232 The "tired of the drama" narrative was always coming.
They made as much noise as possible, stirred up shit, with shrieks ans cries of "chaos" for three years all so someone could come along in 2020 and say "isn't it time to end the drama?". They are so predictable.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2019 12:00 PM (CrNzI)

233 Riki-Tiki-Takei is a type of weasel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

234 They Communist Lady is right, you know; Communists loved more than 100 million people to death over the course of the 20th century.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 30, 2019 12:00 PM (tVQUs)

235 217 I lived in Oahu when Magnum was still in production. Never met Tom but did meet the big fag butler guy. What a pompous fag from Texas.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 11:47 AM (2LelM)

John Hillerman? That's disappointing to hear. I've always liked the characters he plays in the movies and tv shows he was in
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He just plays himself but acts like nice. He ain't.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 12:00 PM (2LelM)

236 One of the replies to Clara Sorrenti (a declared Commie in Canada) states"

"If you have a popular pro-communist post on this hell site, anti-communist reply guys are legally required to ask you dumb questions about famines and gulags that they learned about from fake books that they've never read"

Apparently, Kohn-level stupidity runs deep.

--

Very deep.

I remember reading that just prior to FDR's election, a group of 'progressives' were all hyped up to go to Russia and visit with the upper echelon types, including Stalin. Some time later, several of those people were shocked (shocked, I say!) at what Stalin was doing to his people and had to admit they were disappointed...

Some people, like these new wave commies, you just can't get through to them, even in the face of reality.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2019 12:01 PM (JoUsr)

237 Clara Sorrenti twitter stream is the absolute overall stupidest I've ever read. And she is a candidate for federal office in Canada. Mein Gott, is Canuckistan this far gone?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2019 12:01 PM (DMUuz)

238
So, how many spaces until I get blown?
Posted by: H. Sulu


Get in the airlock and I'll show you space.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at August 30, 2019 12:01 PM (aKsyK)

239 Real Love Communism has never been tried.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

240 The love of a commie pimp is not like the love of a square.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 12:02 PM (oZ6kz)

241
Is a Drama Weasel a type of hyena?

Posted by: Astrolite A at August 30, 2019 12:02 PM (UFLLM)

242 Is folding involved in that cake?

Posted by: HatoriHanso at August 30, 2019 12:02 PM (FhXTo)

243 They have the political equivalent of "emotional reasoning" in psychology.

Alcoholics Anonymous would be a huge help for anti-Trump snowflakes, they need those 12 steps and the serenity prayer something fierce

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

244

The constant drumbeat of eeyore and pearl clutching becomes very irritating after a bit.

I see it around, unfortunately it's infected this site, my go to place.

I don't intend to demean the current situation in my beloved country, but continual pearl clutching and pessimism can and WILL become self fulfilling prophecies if you allow it.

So instead of constantly emphasizing the negative, maybe a little reflection of our past and the trials we overcame--some of which have toppled lesser political systems and nations.

You need to remember we are governed by a political system unique in the world, and fealty to it's precepts has allowed us to flourish and become the most exceptional country ever known, populated by an extraordinary people.

Just my 2 cents.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2019 12:03 PM (KATBx)

245 So I was wrong with Joan Collins...but that Nippsy Russell broad qualifies for BIG TIME TENNIS TOURNAMENTS..............


ball boys help the lady out of the net,and don't milk it........she advances to the next round whateffer....

Posted by: saf at August 30, 2019 12:04 PM (5IHGB)

246 They hid teh krayzee very well.

Posted by: naturalfake[/i


Good point. They are crazy, or far lefties, but don't present themselves that way back home campaigning.

Exhibit A: Kyrsten Sinema, freakazoid given a makeover to look like a suburban professional working mom.
Exhibit B: John Tester, driving around MT in a pickup with a gun rack

Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 12:04 PM (786Ro)

247 Some people, like these new wave commies, you just can't get through to them, even in the face of reality.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

What we got here is,
failure to communicate.
some men, you just can't reach.
So you gt what we had here last week - which is the way he wants it.
Well he gets it
And I don't like it anymore than you men

Posted by: Strother Martin at August 30, 2019 12:04 PM (FZYNt)

248 no barrel?

Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 12:04 PM (786Ro)

249 With the margins in this state, the blog's a tad unreadable.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 30, 2019 12:04 PM (tVQUs)

250 The "tired of the drama" narrative was always coming.

It's the parent giving in to the kid in the supermarket. Do it once, and how will you ever say no again?

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 12:05 PM (dBiBP)

251 Aw it's cute that people root for college teams"

I know, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:05 PM (6qErC)

252 Reads just fine on a computer, put the phone down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

253 Just my 2 cents.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2019 12:03 PM (KATBx)

I'll buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2019 12:05 PM (t6MX/)

254
Back in the day, Carl Betz starred in a short lived series entitled Judd For the Defense. In one episode, he used the word "Hell" profanely, perhaps, "What the Hell is going on?"

I thought that the skies would open, Jesus would come down and smite us as we had never been smitten! But no! Well, not unless He waited a decade or more and Carter was His scourge.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019


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I don't know which was the first TV episode to have a character utter "hell." The Star Trek episode "City on the Edge of Forever" has Kirk murmur, "Let's get the hell out of here." That was in spring of 1967, a year or more before Judd premiered, I think.

And contrary to [popular belief, there was an interracial kiss, Caucasian/Asian, on I Spy probably a year before Shatner and Nichelle Nichols kissed on ST. Culp and France Nuyen, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2019 12:05 PM (ClOmq)

255 221 One of the replies to Clara Sorrenti (a declared Commie in Canada) states"

"If you have a popular pro-communist post on this hell site, anti-communist reply guys are legally required to ask you dumb questions about famines and gulags that they learned about from fake books that they've never read"

Apparently, Kohn-level stupidity runs deep.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2019 11:57 AM (DMUuz)

Old and Busted : Holocaust Denial

New Hotness : Holodomor Denial

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 30, 2019 12:05 PM (sm6Pk)

256 237 Clara Sorrenti twitter stream is the absolute overall stupidest I've ever read. And she is a candidate for federal office in Canada. Mein Gott, is Canuckistan this far gone?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2019 12:01 PM (DMUuz)


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: AOC at August 30, 2019 12:05 PM (JVrQi)

257
Tired of the drama? You hate actors, actresses and Hollywood many of who are gay POC?

YOU RACIST HOMOPHOBIC DRAMA HATERS!

Posted by: Astrolite A at August 30, 2019 12:06 PM (UFLLM)

258 https://bit.ly/2zufbK9

An interesting article, IMHO, and one that ties directly to the whole transgender athlete mess. Sports have become such a big business even at the high school and lower levels, that there is increasing incentive to cheat any way you can, including by claiming to be trans in order to get shifted to the women's team.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 30, 2019 12:06 PM (wCmLp)

259 Will UPS deliver ammo without a signature? My UPS guy knows that I'm never there during the day and where to leave stuff but I don't know if ammo requires a signature.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 30, 2019 12:06 PM (CQ3Qb)

260 Trump fatigue, mostly created by the left/MSM is NOT like Clinton fatigue, which was a result of their endless scheming, lying and machinations.
Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2019 11:54 AM (MxEKc)

Not to sound like Rush Limbaugh, but I predicted this last year. They caused all the drama,but they'll blame Trump and the Democrats will run on a platform of ....."Maybe Trump has done a couple good things, but seriously, is is worth all this drama and divisiveness?"

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 12:06 PM (NFEMn)

261 If you ever think Obama or Clinton was the right choice you've circlethought your way up your own asshole. The GOPe does suck but they're not deliberately 98%wrong.

Posted by: HatoriHanso at August 30, 2019 12:07 PM (FhXTo)

262 The constant drumbeat of eeyore and pearl clutching becomes very irritating after a bit.

I see it around, unfortunately it's infected this site, my go to place."

It makes some people feel good, it lets them take out their frustrations. It's therapy. Just smile and nod, smile and nod.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)

263 I dont get why those two good old boys were arrested for having a little Arkie style fun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2019 12:07 PM (Yf6eY)

264 Why is everyone complaining about the margins, it looks fine on my computer.

Hold on, let me fix #145.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 12:07 PM (JVrQi)

265 It's the parent giving in to the kid in the supermarket. Do it once, and how will you ever say no again?"

"I'll never, ever ask for legos again. Promises!!!!"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:07 PM (6qErC)

266 I meant 144

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 12:08 PM (JVrQi)

267 Speaking of degrees of separation, I know someone who went to that Military school with Trump. I didn't believe him until I saw photographic proof.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 12:08 PM (NFEMn)

268 John Tester, driving around MT in a pickup with a gun rack
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 12:04 PM (786Ro)

Jon Tester's a true Montanan, not like his opponent who moved here from Maryland decades ago. Jon, just like any real Montanan is a true sportsman and has hunted thousands pf pigs and cows in his time, unlike his opponent, who was a real estate developer back East.

Posted by: Jon Tester's Campaign at August 30, 2019 12:08 PM (tVQUs)

269

Frances Nuyen? That shit'll turn you straight!!!!!!

Posted by: H. Sulu at August 30, 2019 12:08 PM (UFLLM)

270 259 Will UPS deliver ammo without a signature? My UPS guy knows that I'm never there during the day and where to leave stuff but I don't know if ammo requires a signature.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 30, 2019 12:06 PM (CQ3Qb)

You'll be lucky if the UPS guy doesn't stand on the street and deliver it to your door by an overhand throw from 20 yards away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

271 "The problem is, we can point out the error of feeling this way, tell them how stupid it is for feeling this way, explain to them how dangerous it is to allow their actions to be governed by feeling this way, but it won't stop them from feeling this way."

Making reasonable arguments and exposing this mentality for what it is--as is done above--is in itself an effective argument against what is considered unarguable (at least with regard to evidence).

The question is whether conservative writers of influence are going to have the will and desire to do so. Some may simply decide it is best to bed down with the enemy David French style, and assume the role of self-appointed scolds of conservatives who refuse to cede to the left.

Posted by: DC at August 30, 2019 12:09 PM (/TvO8)

272 That Communism=love broad is so dumb ev3n Twitter won't give her a checkmark

Posted by: Josephistan at August 30, 2019 12:09 PM (Izzlo)

273 I meant 144
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 12:08 PM (JVrQi)

You may want to also fix 258.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 30, 2019 12:09 PM (tVQUs)

274 I think at least a third of Dem stalwarts have decided they don't want to be seen riding in the Clown Car that is Dem Party anymore. Whether they vote is really the question. The other interesting fact is more people are self identifying as Republican than Democrat. Pollsters are picking this up but Manhattan Media doesn't want to report it. These two trends will likely stay constant for the foreseeable future. The only things that could change it would be a Financial Melt Down similar to 2008 or a full scale war. I don't see either as probable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 12:09 PM (2LelM)

275 And NOOD

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 30, 2019 12:10 PM (FZYNt)

276 OK, let me know if the margins are fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 30, 2019 12:10 PM (/Gk2W)

277 Will UPS deliver ammo without a signature? My UPS guy knows that I'm never there during the day and where to leave stuff but I don't know if ammo requires a signature.


They will. You can also have shipment rerouted to your local UPS Store and pick them up at your leisure.

Posted by:
Grump928(C)
Native Texan and Alabama Alumn
Twice as Smug as You
at August 30, 2019 12:10 PM (nQHrn)

278 Sports have become such a big business even at the high school and lower levels"

Zombie Moses Malone says "become"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:10 PM (6qErC)

279 Donna Reed and Karl Benz....I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 30, 2019 12:10 PM (FTlwv)

280 The question is whether conservative writers of influence"

The question is whether such a creature actually exists anymore. I say no.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)

281 Dave Chappelle's rhetorically sucker-punches abortion supporters:

I don't care what your religious beliefs are or anything. If you have a d-ck, you need to shut the f-ck up on this one. Seriously! This is theirs; the right to choose is their unequivocal right. Not only do I believe they have the right to choose, I believe that they shouldn't have to consult anybody, except for a physician, about how they exercise that right.

Gentlemen, that is fair. And ladies, to be fair to us, I also believe that if you decide to have the baby, a man should not have to pay. That's fair. If you can kill this motherf-cker, I can at least abandon him. It's my money, my choice. And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong. So figure that sh-t out for yourselves.



I don't care if Chappelle supports abortion IRL or not, it's just delightful to see a comedian willing to mock one of the Left's sacred cows.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

282 OK, let me know if the margins are fixed."

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)

283 Diogenes!

I hereby BAN you from saying GO *OUGS on this website until you pay your Apple Cup debt from LAST SEASON.

SO THERE!

GO HUSKIES!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 11:30 AM (d7Ww2)


Seconded!
And go Auburn- beat the Ducks!

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2019 12:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

284 You'll be lucky if the UPS guy doesn't stand on the street and deliver it to your door by an overhand throw from 20 yards away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

The order I'm about to place will fill his truck so I doubt that.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 30, 2019 12:12 PM (CQ3Qb)

285 Well my two cents is that the constant complaining combined with can do attitude is what made and makes America great. We are the only country that airs its dirty laundry to the extent it does .

Admittedly it's a double edge sword because as irongramp indicates, it can turn into a self fulfilling prophecy if it's only complaining with no action.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (BoJzR)

286 I saw The Stones open for Leave It To Beaver on ABC in 1962

Posted by: Gorrilla Pundit's zookeeper at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (vN+oL)

287 Disgusting and deceptive. What other personal and
policy fantasies is he telling to voters every day? How can someone forget the circumstances of what he says was such a moving event for him?

-
Didja see Boo Boo says that his little fibberinno (CBS calls it a "mistelling") is essentially true? I guess that's an example of Boo Boo's truth over facts policy.

https://bit.ly/32jp7ma

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (+y/Ru)

288
Will UPS deliver ammo without a signature? My UPS guy knows that I'm never there during the day and where to leave stuff but I don't know if ammo requires a signature.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


Do you have the tracking number? If so, maybe you could get on UPS website and check to see if package requires a signature. I'm not sure if that info is there for UPS but I know I've seen it on FedEx tracking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

289 I knew a couple who were true native Montanans, from the two ethnic backgrounds available there, rancher and dry-land farmer. It was considered quite a mixed marriage when they did it.
The ranchers are conservative R's, and the farmers, in Minnie-Sodan tradition, are Farm-Labor D's right down the line.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (8ZmvG)

290 Have a fine day, horde. I'm lumbering off to herd some gnocchi.

Hyah!

Posted by: 40 miles north at August 30, 2019 12:14 PM (o2vOl)

291 Do you have the tracking number? If so, maybe you
could get on UPS website and check to see if package requires a
signature. I'm not sure if that info is there for UPS but I know I've
seen it on FedEx tracking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

Haven't ordered yet. If they won't leave it at the house I'm going to have it shipped to a relative. It's takes me half a day to go to the nearest UPS pick-up location and back.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

292 OK, let me know if the margins are fixed."

Si."

And just in time, too...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (6qErC)

293 Aw it's cute that people root for college teams that aren't Alabama, Auburn, Ohio State or Clemson.

*spit*

With particular spit on Ohio State.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at August 30, 2019 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

294 Donna Reed and Karl Benz....I'm sure of it.

If you're right about the one half, then she must be Mercedes Jellinek.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 30, 2019 12:16 PM (8ZmvG)

295 nood - My word as a Biden

Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (786Ro)

296 When it comes to Conservative, Inc., Donald Trump is like the Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 11:37 AM (2JpPM)


I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 12:17 PM (5l6gb)

297 clara sorrenti, people's republic of canada:

year 1 - party delegate

year 5 - columnist for pravdacanada

year 10 - enemy of the people, in reeducation camp

year 15 - lying in the camp's courtyard with a bullet in her head

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (Pg+x7)

298 When the 9mm Makarov slug hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie
THAT'S AMORE

Posted by: Doggfish at August 30, 2019 12:18 PM (lMn1U)

299 Brush with greatness: smoked a joint with Oscar winner Ellen Burstyn.

Posted by: Trooper Duffy at August 30, 2019 12:44 PM (XXaRO)

300 Do a search on "Donald Trump Jr." and "Fredo." Calling him "Fredo" was a huge thing for a while.

Posted by: MW at August 30, 2019 12:54 PM (hNTtn)

301 Do not get dyslexic - loot, pillage, and then burn it down is the proper order."



Now you tell me.


Oh, so it's rape the women and kill the men.

Posted by: Paladin at August 30, 2019 01:08 PM (lhi1/)

302 Doesn't getting shot while wearing one of those Kevlar vests hurt like a
mofo? I thought you get seriously bruised at the point of impact. The
vest would save your life, but you ache for days afterwards.


Hence the need for large quantities of Valu-Rite! Duh!

Posted by: Paladin at August 30, 2019 01:12 PM (lhi1/)

303 Donna Reed was easy, as anyone (even in the current generation) who ever saw It's A Wonderful Life would know. However, only those of us of a certain age remembered Carl Betz from The Donna Reed Show. And even I recognized hism but couldn't remember his name.

Posted by: 370H55V at August 30, 2019 01:49 PM (Fl6xZ)

304 Communists love people so much they stage huge parties for millions of people ending in huge plays where people are buried in mass graves, to show love, respect, and respect. Then these people are written out of history.

Remember apparatchiks, love the serfs and engage in your two minutes of love of Emanuel Goldstein, daily.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 30, 2019 05:24 PM (nRj4F)

305 Communists love people so much they organize huge place to celebrate them-called gulags. The activities the communists organize are aimed at increasing the body mass ration towards a communist approved ideal goal of as near zero as possible because love conquers all.

Remember only good and true communists will inform on their siblings, parents, grandparents, spouses, children, friends and coworkers as an act of communist "love."

So commit love today and send your loved one to the gulag.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 30, 2019 05:28 PM (nRj4F)

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