Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 08-24-2019

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GM Anna Muzychuk (UKR)


As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment. The fishing thread will be up later on this afternoon/evening.




Beginner Problem - White To Play (122)

Goal: White can force mate in 2 moves
Hint: Force the Black king to d8, then mate


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From Last Week

347 Oregon Muse: What chess app do you use?

Posted by: Dennis Johnson at August 17, 2019 08:39 PM (x+pTm)

I use Chessbase v. 13 to maintain my database of chess problems I think may be suitable for the AoSHQ Chess Thread. I also have Fritz. v. 11, which I suppose I can hook into Chessbase, but I haven't spent any effort in figuring out how to do it because I'm lazy.

Instead, I use the Stockfish engine with the Tarrasch Chess GUI (available from http://www.triplehappy.com) for when I need to test out possible problem solutions.



Intermediate Problem - Black To Play (1034)

Goal: Black can exchange his knight for White's queen
Hint: Set up a discovered attack


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Advanced Problem - White To Play (1035)

How does White proceed, and what is Black's best response?


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Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




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(click to enlarge)




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Greetings from Hungary




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Solutions Update

Beginner Problem - White To Play


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1.Qd8+ (not 1.Rf8+ Kxf8 2.Qd8+ Kf7, etc.)

1...Kxd8
2.Rf8#


Intermediate Problem - Black To Play


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Black gives up his knight to get White's queen:

1...Qf4
2.Rb1 Nf3+
3.gxf3 Qxc7

Advanced Problem - White To Play


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1.Qh3+!

There are two lines:

1...Be6
2.Rd8+ Qxd8
3.Qxe6+ Qd7
4.Qxg8+ Qd8
5.Qxd8#

Better is:

1...Qe6
2.Qxe6+ Bxe6
3.Ne7+ Kb8
4.Nxg8 and White should eventually win with his rook advantage.


Hope to see you all next week!


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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:18 PM




Comments

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1 Game time!

Posted by: HH at August 24, 2019 05:18 PM (mIJBI)

2 Move.

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 05:19 PM (5IHGB)

3 Chess bait.....................

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 05:19 PM (5IHGB)

4 HH moved first with a BLACK PAWN........clock him 20 seconds.

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 05:22 PM (5IHGB)

5 Speaking of games, doesn't college football start today?

Posted by: HH at August 24, 2019 05:22 PM (mIJBI)

6 Miami and Florida play at 7 Eastern, HH.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 24, 2019 05:22 PM (XrCyE)

7 Chest threads, aromatico.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 05:22 PM (bETih)

8 I did not look up any skirts without permission... honest

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 05:23 PM (5IHGB)

9 Flight time from Omaha to Baghdad is 13 hrs 56 min per Bing.

Quantas is testing feasibility of 19 hr flights to Sydney.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 05:25 PM (bETih)

10 Grace Kelly was a pretty lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 05:25 PM (ycWCI)

11 Bunch of pretty ladies..... as usual.

TY.

Posted by: Lump at August 24, 2019 05:25 PM (tswTG)

12 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2019 05:26 PM (cqNba)

13 Miami and Florida... they separated from the USA?

they been berry berry Cuban to me,big papi...


they have colleges and Florida Men too...

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 05:26 PM (5IHGB)

14 If it's game time have show and tell
This is what I do in my spare time with 15mm military figures

https://i.post___.cc/Bv34GFPx/20170701-130917.jpg

It was a recreation of Battle of Gettysburg a few years ago.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 05:27 PM (BbGew)

15 advanced problem

how does white proceed: queen to h3 check

what is black's best response: knock ever board

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 24, 2019 05:27 PM (Pg+x7)

16 Why is it the female grand masters look like they'd just as happily shiv you as play chess against you?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 05:27 PM (WEBkv)

17 Ok if anyone hasn't seen this interview with Gianna Russo (Carlo from The Godfather) it is an absolute must read. It absolutely proves the maxim that life is stranger than fiction.

https://tinyurl.com/y4bkkrkv

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 24, 2019 05:28 PM (BRpqW)

18 Chess chick kinda looks like Ann Veal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2019 05:28 PM (FuDlv)

19 Quantas is testing feasibility of 19 hr flights to Sydney.

So how many crews operate that route? That would otherwise be a twenty-four hour shift.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 05:28 PM (lD3vL)

20 I could go for a good crepe about now..........

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 05:29 PM (5IHGB)

21 So how many crews operate that route? That would otherwise be a twenty-four hour shift.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 05:28 PM (lD3vL)

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Nah, passengers take turns while the pilot sleeps...

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 05:30 PM (WEBkv)

22 Nah, passengers take turns while the pilot sleeps...

The bar would be wiped out before the aircraft hit cruising altitude.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 05:31 PM (lD3vL)

23 19 Quantas is testing feasibility of 19 hr flights to Sydney.

So how many crews operate that route? That would otherwise be a twenty-four hour shift.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 05:28 PM (lD3vL)


Article doesn't say.

https://tinyurl.com/y5genblb

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 05:31 PM (bETih)

24 TEA to the left of Anna sez the signage... wot NO COFFEE...I am sure she is from Shetland with that sweater...strip chess is the best.

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 05:33 PM (5IHGB)

25 The Grace Kelly dress is beautiful. She always looked wonderful in her movies especially in "To Catch a Thief''.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 05:34 PM (jm1YL)

26 So interesting that they are now serving beer at many college games. Guess with the prices that high for a game you might as well get some damn beer.

Posted by: HH at August 24, 2019 05:34 PM (mIJBI)

27 14 ... Skip, Thanks for that link. I am so impressed when people can do such delicate work. I like the way you established the terrain. Are there any close-ups of the figures?

Posted by: JTB at August 24, 2019 05:35 PM (bmdz3)

28 Melania. Gorgeous as always.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 05:36 PM (jm1YL)

29 She has crazy eyes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 24, 2019 05:37 PM (JUOKG)

30 You can't beat QuantASS,it's down under and in the outback cobber.

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 05:37 PM (5IHGB)

31 https://i.post___.cc/YqDpgTWs/20190814-160248.jpg
Here is another of my Russian 1st Western Army of War and Peace fame
https://i.post___.cc/vByMbsJc/20190814-160011.jpg

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 05:37 PM (BbGew)

32 ''Grace Kelly was a pretty lady. ''

Would have been interesting to see what movie roles she would have chosen as she aged. Sigh. We'll always remember her as the beautiful young woman and I guess that's not a bad thing.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 05:39 PM (jm1YL)

33 19 hour flight? Yikes. I flew Auckland to LA once and thought that was too long.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 05:39 PM (NbVTj)

34 The last link is my last completed unit for that army Sumsk Hussar Regiment. 18mm

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 05:39 PM (BbGew)

35 I'm gonna learn to play chess. And to speak Ukrainian. And I'm going to get in shape and get a better job. And I'm going to drop 20 lbs. and 30 years and I'm gonna come back for Anna Muzychuk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

36 Chess Thread Yippee Ki Yay!

I hunger for the Hungarian......how much for a bowl of goulash and how do you say spicy time in Hungarian.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 24, 2019 05:40 PM (Z+IKu)

37 Kate always looks good in an English kind of way.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 05:40 PM (jm1YL)

38 Just signed up for imaging so finally getting to share them, mostly for The Minature Page site.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 05:41 PM (BbGew)

39 https://nextchessmove.com/ I like this site.

Posted by: docweasel at August 24, 2019 05:42 PM (iXxwK)

40 A game where white attacks black. How droll. But expected.

Posted by: Kneel DeGassy Trisomy 21 at August 24, 2019 05:42 PM (LgD0v)

41 I saw "To Catch A Thief" recently. It's an absolutely beautiful looking movie. Worth it just for the cinematography.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 05:44 PM (l9m7l)

42 Kate, to me, always looks frumpy. Very few times has she looked glamorous.

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 05:44 PM (oaepv)

43 Melania looked gorgeous for the dinner with the Macrons. As usual only the DM has all the pics.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 05:45 PM (NbVTj)

44 I don't like feeling retarded, so y'all have fun.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

45 Philthadelphia to Riyadh was 12.5. Horrible.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2019 05:45 PM (nDe2U)

46 how do you say spicy time in Hungarian

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fuszeres ido !

*this message is brought to you by your friends at Googlie Translate..

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 05:45 PM (oaepv)

47 Bandersnatch, can you recommend any Italian films that have English subtitles?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 24, 2019 05:46 PM (hGDfM)

48
Possibly the thing on the Corporate Leftist Machine that angers me most the past 3 years, whose engine is the Democrat Media, is how they ignore and denigrate Melania Trump.

She is an exceptionally fine human being in addition to being gorgeous. And yet, I believe every major fashion publication in America has yet to put her likeness on the cover. In 3 years. An international model who is stunning, not once.

I won't go into how badly it angers me, because of that red flag law passed in my state a few months ago. The same red flag law that does not require an actual court order to take my guns away.

Haha, they wouldn't find most of them anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2019 05:47 PM (sy5kK)

49 Philthadelphia to Riyadh was 12.5.



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*is this code ??

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 05:47 PM (oaepv)

50 blake - used pronoun salesman

IDNK bluebell was also a chess master.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 05:47 PM (u82oZ)

51 Skip, Do you use a mold for the figures (I assume they are metal) or can you buy them ready to be painted? Judging by the cost of good bullet molds, ones for your purposes would be expensive.

Posted by: JTB at August 24, 2019 05:48 PM (bmdz3)

52 That Hungarian lady must be Mrs. Miklos.

And speaking of Mrs., I think MisHum's daughter must be married by now! *throws rice*

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 05:49 PM (aXucN)

53 Does anyone has any pictures of Presdent obamaas house? We wants to post then at are gay Pride room in the Obamaboro city hall...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 24, 2019 05:50 PM (qM84C)

54 I buy them already cast, they are metal but you can get figures in a wide range of sizes, eras and type of material.
Not getting link of the Hussar Regiment to work but try here
http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=513997

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 05:51 PM (BbGew)

55 London to Sydney: 9,187 nm
B787-9 published range: 7,635 nm

I hope the crew brings their water wings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 05:51 PM (amw5z)

56 All the ladies pictured have such beautiful hair. Beautiful, fragrant hair, the hair of a 12 year old girl.

Posted by: Joe Biden, man of the people at August 24, 2019 05:51 PM (C1Lsn)

57 IDNK bluebell was also a chess master.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 05:47 PM (u82oZ)
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Wait - bluebell who? I haven't played chess since college, probably.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 05:52 PM (aXucN)

58 Yes, the yellow Calvin Klein and the off white Gucci are lovely. Looked like she and Brigette Macron were exchanging thoughts on their high heels in one of the photos.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 05:53 PM (jm1YL)

59 There are stores you can get figures but these days I buy on line. I have quite a few Dungeon and Dragon 28mm figures but don't do anything with them.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 05:53 PM (BbGew)

60 She is an exceptionally fine human being in addition to being gorgeous. And yet, I believe every major fashion publication in America has yet to put her likeness on the cover. In 3 years. An international model who is stunning, not once.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2019 05:47 PM (sy5kK)


Plus, she is whip smart. She was a successful business woman before she met Trump. She also speaks 5 languages.

Imagine the coverage she'd get if she were a Democratic Party FLOTUS.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 05:53 PM (JVrQi)

61 >> So how many crews operate that route? That would otherwise be a twenty-four hour shift.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

Probably 3.

Posted by: Aviator at August 24, 2019 05:56 PM (2cuLk)

62 I feel like reaction to Melania is a good gauge for severity of TDS. I can see Trump rubbing folks the wrong way and if you believe in idiot leftist policies hate how he is undoing so many of them. But only petty commie bitterness can explain trash talking about Melania. Or green with envy for some of the female liberals.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 24, 2019 05:56 PM (vrfMC)

63 ''Imagine the coverage she'd get if she were a Democratic Party FLOTUS.''

Indeed! You'd think the designers she wears would be putting pressure on the fashion mags to feature her. She looks so wonderful in everything she chooses.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

64 The redhead by the water is carrying a book of souls she has stolen

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 24, 2019 05:57 PM (WhTSP)

65 Wait - bluebell who? I haven't played chess since college, probably.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 05:52 PM (aXucN)
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So, last year, right?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 05:57 PM (WEBkv)

66 ''Or green with envy for some of the female liberals.''

Absolutely! Mrs. Trump has such flair. Very hard to imitate. We are so lucky to have her as First Lady.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 05:59 PM (jm1YL)

67 Imagine the coverage she'd get if she were a Democratic Party FLOTUS.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 05:53 PM (JVrQi)



What? We were already blessed with the most stylish, elegant, classically beautiful paragon of feminine perfection in Michelle Obama. In comparison, Melania would only be a buzzkill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 05:59 PM (amw5z)

68 Plus, she is whip smart. She was a successful business woman before she met Trump. She also speaks 5 languages.

Imagine the coverage she'd get if she were a Democratic Party FLOTUS.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 05:53 PM (JVrQi)
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I think there are two things going on:

One: #orangemanbad so, no Melania

and

Two: The press doesn't want to Michelle to suffer when compared to Melania.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:00 PM (WEBkv)

69 Bandersnatch, can you recommend any Italian films that have English subtitles?

Not a expert, but...

Two Women. Post-war chaos in Italy with Sophia Loren and her daughter trying to survive impossible conditions and abuse. I think Sophia won an Oscar for that.

Seven Beauties. Again, war/post-war, Giancarlo Giannini is very judgmental about how his sisters should behave until all the shit hits the fan and he realizes that survival is enough.

Mediterraneo. Sheesh, still in the war. An Italian deserter hops all around the Med. He keeps saying "una razza una faccia" (one race one face) to all the Greeks and Lebanese and Moroccans he meets, because the peoples of the Med all look alike. Then they all fuck him over.

La Dolce Vita. It's been a long time. They splash in the Fontana di Trevi setting a bad example for tourists ever since.

Iere, Oggi, Domani (yesterday today tomorrow). Sophia Loren and Marcello Mastroianni do things.

These are all ancient. I was watching a recent TV series called My Brilliant Friend. Modern, but again set in post-war Sicily. They speak a mix of Sicilian and Italian. I still have some episodes recorded but I forget where it's from. I think HBO or SHO.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:00 PM (fuK7c)

70 Would
have been interesting to see what movie roles she would have chosen as
she aged. Sigh. We'll always remember her as the beautiful young woman
and I guess that's not a bad thing.

--

She lived to 52. You can find mature pics of her on the internet, and while she lost her girlish, gorgeous beauty in a way, she was just as beautiful entering her middle aged years. Very regal.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 24, 2019 06:01 PM (JoUsr)

71 So, last year, right?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 05:57 PM (WEBkv)
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Right!!!!

Tee hee hee.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 06:02 PM (aXucN)

72 Two: The press doesn't want to Michelle to suffer when compared to Melania.

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I don't see why Mooch would suffer. All first ladies have been showcased on the mag covers. Except Melania.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 24, 2019 06:03 PM (JoUsr)

73 So how many crews operate that route? That would otherwise be a twenty-four hour shift.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

Probably 3.


I can understand two shifts because after the main meal, half of the crew can retreat up the "stairway to heaven" and hit crew bunks, then swap out half way through the flight but where does the third crew hang out until their time?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 06:04 PM (lD3vL)

74 Bandersnatch, Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 24, 2019 06:04 PM (hGDfM)

75 She lived to 52. You can find mature pics of her on the internet, and while she lost her girlish, gorgeous beauty in a way, she was just as beautiful entering her middle aged years. Very regal.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 24, 2019 06:01 PM (JoUsr)
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Aged like fine wine.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:04 PM (WEBkv)

76 Ha Cicero. I'd see pictures of Michelle and in some she looked good. But so many of them, it was like she had been mean to the staff who advised what to wear or Ms Obama was having the fashion media on to see if they would spew BS about her looking great no matter what. (they certainly would and did AFAICT --I never have followed fashion media)

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 24, 2019 06:05 PM (vrfMC)

77 I don't see why Mooch would suffer. All first ladies have been showcased on the mag covers. Except Melania.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 24, 2019 06:03 PM (JoUsr)
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The media gaslighted us about Michelle and the inevitable juxtaposition would have made Michelle look bad and we can't have that, nope nope nope.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:06 PM (WEBkv)

78 Cinema Paradiso ?

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:06 PM (oaepv)

79 Most first ladies since Jackie have been horror shows.

Lady Bird, Pat Nixon, Betty Ford, Roslyn Carter, even Nancy Reagan.

Babs Bush had a certain regality.

Hillary, Laura (I'm sorry), Michelle.

I know there is still Jackie hate but it's been a long dry run.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:06 PM (fuK7c)

80 Two: The press doesn't want Michelle to suffer when compared to Melania.

They don't have to. They could showcase Big Mike on "Sports Illustrated"'s Football Preview.

No competition there. Except some defensive ends might be intimidated.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 06:06 PM (lD3vL)

81 There's a chess site I frequent that has daily easy and hard puzzles. The running joke on the easy puzzles is that the first thing you do is look for a Queen sac, to the point that if there are no Queens on the board, people will comment how it took them so long to figure out because they couldn't find the Queen sac.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2019 06:07 PM (Zbbka)

82 ''No competition there. Except some defensive ends might be intimidated. ''

LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 06:08 PM (jm1YL)

83 But so many of them, it was like she had been mean to the staff who advised what to wear

Sometimes I thought they were trolling, when Big Mike wore the oil stained white dress tarp when reviewing the spill damage on the Gulf coast.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 06:09 PM (lD3vL)

84 No competition there. Except some defensive ends might be intimidated.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 06:06 PM (lD3vL)
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Heh.

For what it's worth, my mom, no fan of Trump, cannot believe Melania hasn't been showcased, despite the fact it's stunningly obvious she's both beautiful and successful.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:09 PM (WEBkv)

85 The Daily Mail article commented on Melania's toned arms.

Posted by: Emmie at August 24, 2019 06:10 PM (i/wJA)

86 Sometimes I thought they were trolling, when Big Mike wore the oil stained white dress tarp when reviewing the spill damage on the Gulf coast.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 06:09 PM (lD3vL)
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Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:11 PM (WEBkv)

87 43 Melania looked gorgeous for the dinner with the Macrons. As usual only the DM has all the pics.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 05:45 PM (NbVTj)


Amazing isn't it. Looked all over the US for info on the G7 - close to zip. The DM; pages.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 06:11 PM (bETih)

88 You don't see much wool crepe anymore. Fun to wear, easy to take care of.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 24, 2019 06:12 PM (BVQ+1)

89 Ha Cicero. I'd see pictures of Michelle and in some she looked good.

Hours of makeup and careful lighting showed her in the best way possible, but that inner ugliness always shined through. Nothing was ever good enough for the Mooch, and the scowl on her face let you know it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 06:13 PM (amw5z)

90
Is CBD around?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2019 06:13 PM (mIQCW)

91 So I see a gay female astronaut jeopardized the a billion dollar space mission over her gay ex lover and kid..Hum reminds me of that female astronaut drove across country in a diaper to kill her lovers wife.

Ain't affirmative action in the pursuit of diversity grand?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2019 06:13 PM (yWXpx)

92 Hours of makeup and careful lighting showed her in the best way possible, but that inner ugliness always shined through. Nothing was ever good enough for the Mooch, and the scowl on her face let you know it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 06:13 PM (amw5z)
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Yeah, instead of RBF, she had Permanent BF

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:14 PM (WEBkv)

93 88 You don't see much wool crepe anymore. Fun to wear, easy to take care of.
Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 24, 2019 06:12 PM (BVQ+1)

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Yeah, but terrible texture, and awful flavor.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 24, 2019 06:14 PM (Zbbka)

94 1. Qd8+ Kxd8
2. Rf8#

Posted by: jsg at August 24, 2019 06:14 PM (nUtbX)

95 Tonight is fishy fishy, right?

So, I'll just post this here for those looking for a good movie to watch tonight:


Saw "Angel Has Fallen" yesterday-

I'm a fan of the "...Has Fallen" series, so I had high hopes for this installment, and-

was not disappointed at all.

Tremendously entertaining movie from beginning to end.

Very fast pace. Barely stops to take a breath. Great action - the opening assassination attempt is simultaneously horrifying and awesome. Great directing.

Excellent acting all around.

I really like Gerard Butler as an action hero. Dude, is no Hollywood pretty boy. He looks like a thug. And real or no, his face looks like he's seen pain in his life.

Script is very good except when it's not. Some character motivations are shall we say unclear in the service of serving up big action and confrontations. SJW posturing kept to the barest of minimums.

If you want a pure popcorn adrenaline action movie in the style of the best 80s-90s action movies-

Go see "Angel Has Fallen".

Check it out.


Extra!

Stay for a silly but funny scene in the middle of the credits.


Bonus!

All of the "..Has Fallen" movies are excellent fun and highly entertaining. "London Has Fallen" is probably my fave. But, "Olympus Has Fallen" is great fun as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2019 06:15 PM (mIQCW)

96 I had no idea that the book The Goldfinch was made into a film - and set for a 2019 September release. I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this since much of the book is overloaded with NYC leftist ego-stroke (ofc right wing terrorism.) Boris and Theo's grifter- father being the only mildly interesting characters in a 800 page book full of ..... meh.

In the book Boris is a pasty, gaunt, Ukrainian with greasy hair that looks like it was self-cut with rusty sheep shears - certainly not the mildly gay looking metrosexual soyboi shown in the trailer. Pippa's bedroom is not a sun-drenched Jane Austin boudoir - it's a dark, gritty, subterranean hovel. Hobie is a 6'3" WASPy white guy, not a round-faced black dude.

bleh.




Posted by: 13times at August 24, 2019 06:16 PM (K3B2k)

97 Tonight is fishy fishy, right?


Si, oggi e peschi. (We're doing movies in Italian this thread).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:18 PM (fuK7c)

98 Bandersnatch, 8 1/2 ?

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:19 PM (oaepv)

99 Otto e mezzo ...

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:19 PM (oaepv)

100 Yeah, I never saw 8 1/2. Recommended?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:21 PM (fuK7c)

101 Not much on in my Hotel room but I am watching the jack Reacher movies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2019 06:21 PM (yWXpx)

102 Si, oggi e peschi. (We're doing movies in Italian this thread).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:18 PM (fuK7c)

---------------

This is where I do my best Kevin Kline from "A Fish Called Wanda."

Spaghetti, meataballa, Si, Volare, chicken fettucini...

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:22 PM (WEBkv)

103 Just watched them disembark. First thoughts when he saw Melania, look at that ass followed immediately by I wonder if she's smart. I'll go find out.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 06:23 PM (bETih)

104 Indeed! You'd think the designers she wears would be putting pressure on the fashion mags to feature her. She looks so wonderful in everything she chooses.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 05:56 PM


IIRC, almost all designers boycotted doing any designs for her. Except, Dolce & Gabbanna. The ghey designers from Italy who were against ghey marriage.

https://www.wmagazine.com/story/
melania-trump-dolce-and-gabbana-stefano-gabbana-

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 06:23 PM (qJeBn)

105 "Seven Beauties" is good, Maaahcaarroooni.*

Despite Wertmuller being a big ole commie.

Probably, her best film.

Very dark comedy. Italian scumbag goes to Nazi concentration camp






*Said with German Accent

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2019 06:23 PM (mIQCW)

106 Recommended?



Yes. Just to see it. I am not a huge fan of Fellini. Maybe I need to grow up...I just don't like his use of "regular people" as actors. Or maybe I am confusing him with Antonioni ??

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:25 PM (oaepv)

107 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2019 06:25 PM (arJlL)

108 ''All of the "..Has Fallen" movies are excellent fun and highly entertaining. "London Has Fallen" is probably my fave. But, "Olympus Has Fallen" is great fun as well. ''

I've always thought Gerard Butler was a good actor since I saw "Dear Frankie". I know everybody associates him with "The 300'' but if you haven't watched it go and find "Dear Frankie''. Sweet little indecent Scottish production.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 06:26 PM (jm1YL)

109 9 1/2 has a lot to digest - creative process, writers block, Marcello....

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:26 PM (oaepv)

110 1Qh3+ Qd7
2 Rxd7

Posted by: davo at August 24, 2019 06:27 PM (sMLEE)

111 ''Sweet little indecent Scottish production.''

Question. How did autocorrect turn independent into indecent??

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 06:27 PM (jm1YL)

112 it is worth seeing. Mastroianni as Fellini's alter ego.

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:28 PM (oaepv)

113
Fellini "Satyricon" is interesting and weird.

More Fellini than Petronius.

So many ugly people in Fellini movies I think he must hate humanity as a general proposition.

Reminds me of Woody Allen's "Stardust", wherein he told his fans they suck, It too was stuffed with ugly people.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2019 06:28 PM (mIQCW)

114 oops didn't see the bishop

Posted by: davo at August 24, 2019 06:29 PM (sMLEE)

115 BTW, Gerard Butler would make a great James Bond.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 06:29 PM (jm1YL)

116 Problem 1 1. Qd8+ Kxd8 2. Rf8++
Problem 2 1. Q f4 moves rook 2. Kf3+ - disc attack wins Q
Problem 3 1. Qh3+ be6 2. Rd8 Qxd8 3. Qxe6 Qd7 4. Ka7+ Kb8 5. Qxd7 leaves Q v R engame

Posted by: steven at August 24, 2019 06:31 PM (TTy55)

117 BTW, Gerard Butler would make a great James Bond.
Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 06:29 PM (jm1YL)

Oh sorry, I guess you did not get the memo? The New james bond is a black women. Sorry the Moose outside should have told you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2019 06:31 PM (yWXpx)

118 This is where I do my best Kevin Kline from "A Fish Called Wanda."

Spaghetti, meataballa, Si, Volare, chicken fettucini...
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:22 PM (WEBkv)
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Speak it, SPEAK IT!

Posted by: Wanda Gershwitz at August 24, 2019 06:32 PM (iB1oa)

119 116 Problem 1 1. Qd8+ Kxd8 2. Rf8++
Problem 2 1. Q f4 moves rook 2. Kf3+ - disc attack wins Q
Problem 3 1. Qh3+ be6 2. Rd8 Qxd8 3. Qxe6 Qd7 4. Ka7+ Kb8 5. Qxd7 leaves Q v R engame

Posted by: steven at August 24, 2019 06:31 PM (TTy55)


Excellent!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 06:33 PM (JVrQi)

120 Reminds me of Woody Allen's "Stardust"

Is that the one where the space aliens say "we liked your earlier movies when you were funny"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:33 PM (fuK7c)

121 BTW, Gerard Butler would make a great James Bond.



Is that the guy from Simon and Simon?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:33 PM (lwiT4)

122 Hmm. This young lady is a good enough player not to need the cleavage showing.

Posted by: MW at August 24, 2019 06:33 PM (hNTtn)

123 Question. How did autocorrect turn independent into indecent??
Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 06:27 PM (jm1YL)
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Mind reading?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:33 PM (WEBkv)

124 BTW, Gerard Butler would make a great James Bond.

Another hairless chested Bond? Were Sean and Pierce the only hairy ones?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 06:34 PM (qJeBn)

125 Ain't affirmative action in the pursuit of diversity grand?

Wait until you see the final cut of the gallery of diversity and social justice misfits for the Mars Expedition.

It will be the notorious Star Wars bar scene.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 06:34 PM (lD3vL)

126 Reminds me of Woody Allen's "Stardust"

Is that the one where the space aliens say "we liked your earlier movies when you were funny"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:33 PM (fuK7c)



Yes.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2019 06:34 PM (mIQCW)

127 For what it's worth, my mom, no fan of Trump, cannot believe Melania hasn't been showcased, despite the fact it's stunningly obvious she's both beautiful and successful.

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Part of the problem is that she was successful without licking the FemiNazi boots.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 24, 2019 06:34 PM (dmoiP)

128 Wait until you see the final cut of the gallery of diversity and social justice misfits for the Mars Expedition.

It will be the notorious Star Wars bar scene.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 06:34 PM (lD3vL)
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You're not expecting anyone to survive the trip, are you?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:35 PM (WEBkv)

129 Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:33 PM (lwiT4)
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I think you're thinking of Gerald McRainey.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 06:35 PM (iB1oa)

130 That pic of them leaving last night.
Not happy campers.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 06:35 PM (bETih)

131 So many ugly people in Fellini movies I think he must hate humanity as a general proposition.

==

I always got a feeling, while watching his films, that Fellini was a painter, used filmmaker tools to populate a type of canvas. More visual effect than storytelling.

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:36 PM (oaepv)

132 I think you're thinking of Gerald McRainey.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 06:35 PM (iB1oa)



Oh, thanks. I loved that show. I can hear the theme music in my head.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:36 PM (lwiT4)

133 Is that the guy from Simon and Simon?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:33 PM (lwiT4)


No, you're thinking of Gerald McRaney.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 06:36 PM (JVrQi)

134 You're slow on the draw there, OM.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:37 PM (lwiT4)

135 Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 06:37 PM (iB1oa)

136 134 You're slow on the draw there, OM.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:37 PM (lwiT4)


Yeah, I know. I had to go to imdb.com first to make sure I had the right guy.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 06:38 PM (JVrQi)

137 Gerald McCraney?

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 24, 2019 06:39 PM (cknjq)

138 Sorry the Moose outside should have told you

He didn't wanna speak while his mouth was full.

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2019 06:39 PM (arJlL)

139 Boris has good knees, he quickly bounded down the stairway comfortably.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 06:39 PM (bETih)

140 Simon and Simon was like the Odd Couple Meets the Rockford Files.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:40 PM (lwiT4)

141 have to say Mrs Macron looks good for a 66 year old. Am guessing she has had some work done.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:40 PM (NbVTj)

142 You're not expecting anyone to survive the trip, are you?

Pray that Mars doesn't have sentient life, what crashes into their planet would be a casus belli.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 06:43 PM (lD3vL)

143 Simon and Simon was no Hunter.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 06:43 PM (xXqhO)

144 Checking a few other sites, the level of Leftist hatred for David Koch is disconcerting. Do these twats on the Left really think the world is anxiously awaiting their toxic grave-dancing tweets? Have some common courtesy, be human and keep your yap shut.

Also, when the burning times come, I'd like to put in for Maher. Probably a long line, though.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 24, 2019 06:43 PM (+Tibp)

145 You can't beat a French Mac-a ron unless you are a lady of a certain age N'est ce pas crunch on ze outside juicy in ze mittle....

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 06:44 PM (5IHGB)

146 Melania is beautiful and classy. The media's contempt toward her is hard proof of their madness.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 24, 2019 06:44 PM (cwv5C)

147 Checking a few other sites, the level of Leftist hatred for David Koch is disconcerting. Do these twats on the Left really think the world is anxiously awaiting their toxic grave-dancing tweets? Have some common courtesy, be human and keep your yap shut.

Also, when the burning times come, I'd like to put in for Maher. Probably a long line, though.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 24, 2019 06:43 PM (+Tibp)

Pathetic isn't it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 24, 2019 06:45 PM (cwv5C)

148 Another hairless chested Bond? Were Sean and Pierce the only hairy ones?
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 06:34 PM (qJeBn)

Ummmmmmm.......Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 24, 2019 06:45 PM (Z+IKu)

149 have to say Mrs Macron looks good for a 66 year old. Am guessing she has had some work done.


==

....and what of it ?

Posted by: Joe Bidett at August 24, 2019 06:45 PM (oaepv)

150 Not sure, but Timothy Dalton seems like a furry.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:47 PM (fuK7c)

151 have to say Mrs Macron looks good for a 66 year old. Am guessing she has had some work done.

--

For 66, she does look pretty good. Although for some reason, her face is starting to remind me of a blonde Herve Villechaize.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 24, 2019 06:48 PM (JoUsr)

152 Another hairless chested Bond?

Hollywood can easily overcome that; some spray glue and some barbershop floor sweepings.

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2019 06:49 PM (arJlL)

153 So, last trip to lake house cat#1 brought live mouse into the house. Didn't kill it before we left. Bought traps but didn't catch anything. Not sure if the mouse is dead or burrowed its way into mattress or couch. Good times.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 06:50 PM (qJeBn)

154 So, last trip to lake house cat#1 brought live mouse into the house. Didn't kill it before we left. Bought traps but didn't catch anything. Not sure if the mouse is dead or burrowed its way into mattress or couch. Good times.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 06:50 PM (qJeBn)

Such is life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2019 06:51 PM (yWXpx)

155 this yankee dodger game is stressful..

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:51 PM (NbVTj)

156
You all know me well enough by now to know the Most Important Thing in Life to me is...air conditioning. Guess what shit the bed yesterday.

What else?
I sprayed the weeds with a solution of Vinegar, Salt, and Dawn soap.

And I washed and waxed the car.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 06:52 PM (fwESp)

157 #69. Bandersnatch, can you recommend any Italian films that have English subtitles?




That's a good list. I would add:

Marriage Italian Style - 1964 with Sophia Loren and
Marcello Mastroianni



Cinema Parasido - 1988


La Strada - 1954 with Anthony Quinn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2019 06:52 PM (14txV)

158 155 this yankee dodger game is stressful..
Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:51 PM (NbVTj)
-----------------

Yer a Dodger fan?

*strikes from Christmas list*

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:52 PM (WEBkv)

159 this yankee dodger game is stressful..
Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:51 PM (NbVTj)

???

What's going on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2019 06:53 PM (yWXpx)

160 this yankee dodger game is stressful..

Why ?

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2019 06:53 PM (arJlL)

161 There are people I wish that Satan will know them biblically. Not proud of that, but there you have it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 24, 2019 06:53 PM (cwv5C)

162 Those are good adds. I haven't seen Cinema Paradiso.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:53 PM (fuK7c)

163 Yer a Dodger fan?

*strikes from Christmas list*
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:52 PM (WEBkv)

heh.. dont be like that. I'm low key about it.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:53 PM (NbVTj)

164 Mrs. Macron has that, I can chunk a wine bottle, look in her eyes.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 06:54 PM (bETih)

165 Hollywood can easily overcome that; some spray glue and some barbershop floor sweepings.
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2019 06:49 PM (arJlL)
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Austin Powers shirtless scenes. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 06:54 PM (iB1oa)

166
Triple E is a big thing right now in Massachusetts. A few confirmed cases, so far.

They're spraying the mosquitoes in a few areas.
I have 3 bites from yesterday while outside diagnosing my AC unit.

If you don't hear from me, I'm dead from mosquitoes. Just to let you know.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 06:55 PM (fwESp)

167 stressful because dodgers shit the bed last night and barely holding on to the lead right now. and i don't want extra innings because college football starts in about 10 mins.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:55 PM (NbVTj)

168 I'm sitting in a microbrewery that describes a beer as crushable. I don't know what that means.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 24, 2019 06:55 PM (cwv5C)

169 heh.. dont be like that. I'm low key about it.
Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:53 PM (NbVTj)

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Just funnin.

The Dodgers have been a machine all year long. Quite amazing, actually.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 06:55 PM (WEBkv)

170

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:56 PM (oaepv)

171 I'm sitting in a microbrewery that describes a beer as crushable. I don't know what that means.
Posted by: Northernlurker


cool. any seasonal flavors ?

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:57 PM (oaepv)

172 Yes.
Just to see it. I am not a huge fan of Fellini. Maybe I need to grow
up...I just don't like his use of "regular people" as actors. Or maybe
I am confusing him with Antonioni ??

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:25 PM (oaepv)



Antonioni came across as what's the point of this? At least L'Avventura did and Blow Up end rather pointlessly. Although a must see for the Yardbirds scene with Page and Jeff Beck

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2019 06:57 PM (14txV)

173 If you don't hear from me, I'm dead from mosquitoes. Just to let you know.

That would be embarrassing to explain to St. Pete.

Can I have your stuff? Is your stuff any good?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 06:57 PM (fuK7c)

174 These black and white b-ball uniforms stink. Dumb.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:57 PM (lwiT4)

175 Well that tears it. Am I gonna have to learn chess and Russian?

Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2019 06:57 PM (UUkQp)

176 The fishing thread will have liars posting lies.

Posted by: torabora at August 24, 2019 06:58 PM (OLW6c)

177
Daily Mail Melania pr0n:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7390977

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7390535

Some of those are likely the same pics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 24, 2019 06:58 PM (f1Vqw)

178 stressful because dodgers shit the bed last night and barely holding on to the lead right now. and i don't want extra innings because college football starts in about 10 mins.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:55 PM (NbVTj)

Don't get it here in hotel to keep me up to date

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2019 06:59 PM (yWXpx)

179 yeah, the all black all white uniforms are stupid. and its about 90 degree in LA, cant be fun wearing all black.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 06:59 PM (NbVTj)

180 176 The fishing thread will have liars posting lies.
Posted by: torabora at August 24, 2019 06:58 PM (OLW6c)

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Not seeing a problem.

Posted by: Pat McManus at August 24, 2019 07:00 PM (WEBkv)

181 L'uomo chi fare pescare non posso dire la verita.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:00 PM (fuK7c)

182 171 I'm sitting in a microbrewery that describes a beer as crushable. I don't know what that means.
Posted by: Northernlurker


cool. any seasonal flavors ?
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 06:57 PM

I'm in a German beer place. I'm drinking an Oktoberfest beer, which is a stronger Pilsner.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 24, 2019 07:00 PM (cwv5C)

183 The MLB network has three commercials. The mike Trout one, the Javy Baez one, and that other one. That's it. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 07:01 PM (lwiT4)

184
And in case anyone missed it, Lesbian Outlaws in Spaaaaaaaace:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7390353

If I were making that movie, I'd do some recasting....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 24, 2019 07:01 PM (f1Vqw)

185 Melania shooed have set on that propeller.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:01 PM (bETih)

186 Pilsner caused WWII.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:02 PM (fuK7c)

187 183 The MLB network has three commercials. The mike Trout one, the Javy Baez one, and that other one. That's it. Drives me nuts.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 07:01 PM (lwiT4)
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Really? We get variations on Emu and Doug and sensitive caring fireman razor ad.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 24, 2019 07:02 PM (WEBkv)

188 Nope. Just Trout, Baez, and Pedro Martinez.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

189 "Trump and Johnson add unpredictability to French G7 summit.

Hahahahah

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:03 PM (bETih)

190 Pilsner caused WWII.




Got shot in the Balkans ?

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 07:03 PM (oaepv)

191 161 There are people I wish that Satan will know them biblically. Not proud of that, but there you have it.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 24, 2019 06:53 PM (cwv5C)


But I don't think you'd get on social media and rant about it and spew hatred and curses. That's the difference.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 07:04 PM (JVrQi)

192 hope this miami florida game is a good one.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 07:04 PM (NbVTj)

193 41 I saw "To Catch A Thief" recently. It's an absolutely beautiful looking movie. Worth it just for the cinematography.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 05:44 PM (l9m7l)

I did too, and agree. A lightweight Hitchcock but beautifully shot.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 24, 2019 07:04 PM (H8QX8)

194
The G7, a.k.a. the Anti-West Anti-Chistian Anti-Jew Jerkoff Fest.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 07:04 PM (I3JAI)

195 Yep. Here's Pedro Martinez right on schedule.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 07:05 PM (lwiT4)

196 Pilsner caused WWII.

Got shot in the Balkans ?


That would be WWI.

No, Pilsner is from Pilsen, which is the German word for Plzn, in Czechoslovakia.

Hitler wanted his Sudetenland beer and Chamberlain gave it to him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:06 PM (fuK7c)

197
Things are going from bad to worse for Prince Randy Andy:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7390393

He admits he made a mistake, but he never saw any evidence of Epstein's proclivities.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 24, 2019 07:06 PM (f1Vqw)

198 L'uomo chi fare pescare non posso dire la verita.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:00 PM (fuK7c)
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*thud*

Posted by: Wanda Gershwitz at August 24, 2019 07:06 PM (iB1oa)

199 There are people I wish that Satan will know them biblically. Not proud of that, but there you have it.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 24, 2019 06:53 PM (cwv5C)

But I don't think you'd get on social media and rant about it and spew hatred and curses. That's the difference.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 07:04 PM (JVrQi)

Not the slightest possibility.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 24, 2019 07:06 PM (cwv5C)

200 Johnson and Trump, "together are political nitro glycerin".

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:06 PM (bETih)

201
Boris and Trump together. Keep them at least 10' apart. If the hair touches, crossing the streams as it were, it will cause a rift in the spacetime continuum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 24, 2019 07:08 PM (f1Vqw)

202 Johnson and Trump, "together are political nitro glycerin".
Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:06 PM (bETih)
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They come at the "golden scalp weasel" thing from different angles.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 07:09 PM (iB1oa)

203 201
Boris and Trump together. Keep them at least 10' apart. If the hair touches, crossing the streams as it were, it will cause a rift in the spacetime continuum.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 24, 2019 07:08 PM (f1Vqw)

hahaha...a sight to behold.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2019 07:09 PM (NbVTj)

204 John Ward on Don Lemon

https://youtu.be/f7ISY5MCTVs

His run-on sentences are full of little gems.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2019 07:10 PM (LxTcq)

205


Another Italian movie is Malena - 2000 with Monica Bellucci. She gets naked which makes it worth seeing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2019 07:10 PM (14txV)

206 Boris and The Donald. Could be a good title for a buddy comedy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 07:10 PM (iB1oa)

207 Crushable means excellent very drinkable.

Posted by: Ha at August 24, 2019 07:12 PM (MAstk)

208 Boris and The Donald. Could be a good title for a buddy comedy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 07:10 PM (iB1oa)

Or a horrible Lesbian Space Outlaw flick

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 24, 2019 07:13 PM (cknjq)

209 Most recent China threatens Trump over his 'unilateral and bullying trade protectionism', Trump responded with some mixtio physio lingual Queens, Italian gesticulation.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:13 PM (bETih)

210 Another Italian movie is Malena - 2000 with Monica Bellucci. She gets naked which makes it worth seeing.


Oh yes! Also WWII.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:14 PM (fuK7c)

211 Personally, I find Fellini's movies to be like Christmas tree ornaments. They are very beautiful, even gorgeous, but they are hollow and contain little substance.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 07:14 PM (l9m7l)

212 Problem solutions are up.

Fishing thread will be up a bit later.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 07:14 PM (JVrQi)

213 These black and white b-ball uniforms stink. Dumb.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 06:57 PM


Well, at least you can see. I gots DishTV. Disney/ABC bought the Fox Sports regional channel and they're in contractual/bidding war. So, no Cardinals for me.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 07:15 PM (qJeBn)

214 Things are going from bad to worse for Prince Randy Andy:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7390393

He admits he made a mistake, but he never saw any evidence of Epstein's proclivities.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

I read somewhere earlier that he is beside himself for fear that he'll never be able to visit the States again. No shit.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 24, 2019 07:15 PM (+Tibp)

215 Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:13 PM (bETih)

I'm trying to think where the name you're using as your nic comes from. Is that the football player in 'The Last Boy Scout' who shot one of the opposing players during a nationally televised game?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 24, 2019 07:17 PM (JVrQi)

216 La fila di pesca sera postato pui tardi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

217
He admits he made a mistake, but he never saw any evidence of Epstein's proclivities.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

I read somewhere earlier that he is beside himself for fear that he'll never be able to visit the States again. No shit.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 24, 2019 07:15 PM (+Tibp)


Next step is Rehab. Then it will be all better.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:17 PM (bETih)

218 LIVERPOOL ripped Arsenal a new one...we are the champignons and a dozen Macarons for me mates in suite G7.

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 07:17 PM (5IHGB)

219 He admits he made a mistake, but he never saw any evidence of Epstein's proclivities.


Yeah, he never saw the evidence but he continued to hang with Epstein after he was convicted of child sex crimes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:18 PM (fuK7c)

220 we are the champignons
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You're a mushroom?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 07:19 PM (iB1oa)

221 The only Italian science fiction film worth seeing--and it's pretty good--is Planet of the Vampires. Most of the rest are dull slogs.

Anything by Luigi Cozzi, AKA Lewis Coates, is generally good for a few laughs and little else.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 07:20 PM (l9m7l)

222 That call favoring the Yankees stinks bigly

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 07:21 PM (lwiT4)

223 Boris Johnson insists that America "must lift restrictions on pork pies, cauliflowers and shower trays".

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:21 PM (bETih)

224 Boris Johnson insists that America "must lift restrictions on pork pies, cauliflowers and shower trays".
Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:21 PM (bETih)
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What about Twiglets and Hog Lumps?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 07:22 PM (iB1oa)

225 Next season I pray the MLB goes back to using baseballs instead of rubber miniature golf balls.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 24, 2019 07:23 PM (+ObfJ)

226 College Football!!!!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 24, 2019 07:24 PM (+ObfJ)

227 97. 'oggi e peschi' - Today is misgendered peaches? P-E-S-C-I is the plural for 'fish'.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2019 07:24 PM (lZ0Jc)

228 In 1983 Miami Vice edged out "Johnson and Trump" for the 9 PM slot on NBC. The 3-part pilot was not continued.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2019 07:25 PM (LxTcq)

229 I will once again repeat the bluebell theory, just in time to be willowed, that Melania has most likely been asked to appear in at least a few magazines, and has declined.

Because she knows that not only would they do a hatchet job on her, they would do an even bigger hatchet job on her husband, and probably drag their son in for his turn, too. Plus, she's notoriously shy and doesn't want the spotlight, at all.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 07:25 PM (aXucN)

230 Malena ? Woman gets abused by townsfolk. Would not recommend it myself. But then I don't like Zorba either.

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 07:25 PM (oaepv)

231 Cute Ukrainian girl up top !
Dead ringer for the lab tech across the hall 30-some years ago.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 24, 2019 07:25 PM (XNDy+)

232 97. 'oggi e peschi' - Today is misgendered peaches? P-E-S-C-I is the plural for 'fish'.

Posted by: kallist


Caught me. I totally fake Italian. Long time Italian girlfriend is my only education.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:27 PM (fuK7c)

233 Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 07:25

Hadn't thought of that. 110% correct.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 07:27 PM (qJeBn)

234 PROCLIVITIES !!! That's wot they call a ROYAL ........FUCKING AN UNDERAGE CHILD in France.


PULP FACTION...................


Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 07:27 PM (5IHGB)

235 Bander, what are you still doing at your old hash? I thought you were moving this weekend?

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 07:27 PM (aXucN)

236 and 181 is all kinds of wrong verb tensed, but I catch your drift: 'Il pescatore non puo parlare la verita. ' Fare pesca means 'make peach'.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2019 07:28 PM (lZ0Jc)

237 Bluebell-

Didja notice in the pic below Grace Kelly that the woman has the bow in the wrong place ?

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2019 07:29 PM (arJlL)

238 229 I will once again repeat the bluebell theory, just in time to be willowed, that Melania has most likely been asked to appear in at least a few magazines, and has declined.

Because she knows that not only would they do a hatchet job on her, they would do an even bigger hatchet job on her husband, and probably drag their son in for his turn, too. Plus, she's notoriously shy and doesn't want the spotlight, at all.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 07:25 PM (aXucN)


Must say I've never heard of the bluebell theory; however, it is most credible and quite probably correct.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:29 PM (bETih)

239
La fila di pesca sera postato pui tardi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c)



The fish and potatoes are in the TARDIS?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2019 07:29 PM (rd5/U)

240 Didja notice in the pic below Grace Kelly that the woman has the bow in the wrong place ?
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2019 07:29 PM (arJlL)
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You call that a bow? I laugh. Or rather, my old bridesmaid dress laughs, large huge guffaws.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 07:30 PM (aXucN)

241 232. Dude. Whatever she was teaching you wasn't Italian. Or maybe you were distracted? Baci...

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2019 07:31 PM (lZ0Jc)

242 C'apn Obliviuos has never ate one.......I AM A MUSHROOM and you are a WALRUS.

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 07:32 PM (5IHGB)

243 Olddog - I cant get the Cardinals game either.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

244 Oh! dolci baci, o languide carezze....

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2019 07:32 PM (oaepv)

245
I will once again repeat the bluebell theory, just in time to be willowed, that Melania has most likely been asked to appear in at least a few magazines, and has declined.

Posted by: bluebell

=======

This is probably true, and it's another telling contrast with Michelle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2019 07:33 PM (13CQC)

246 ''Must say I've never heard of the bluebell theory; however, it is most credible and quite probably correct.''

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Tuna at August 24, 2019 07:34 PM (jm1YL)

247 Posted by: saf at August 24, 2019 07:32 PM (5IHGB)
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Go Everton!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 07:34 PM (iB1oa)

248 8 1/2 is under-appreciated, imho.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 24, 2019 07:34 PM (XNDy+)

249 But if the fishing thread has peach recipes this eve, I'll gladly tune in.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2019 07:34 PM (lZ0Jc)

250 nood

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2019 07:34 PM (13CQC)

251 221 The only Italian science fiction film worth seeing--and it's pretty good--is Planet of the Vampires. Most of the rest are dull slogs.

Anything by Luigi Cozzi, AKA Lewis Coates, is generally good for a few laughs and little else.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 07:20 PM (l9m7l)

preview of the movie thread: one of the things that makes Flash Gordon so much fun (besides the soundtrack by Queen) is that it was made by two parallel production crews - one in England that always wanted it to be a comedic spoof, and another one in Italy that wanted it to be dark and scary. At the end the two teams work just got mashed together, and you get things like Princess Aura being threatened with horrible gruesome torture, and then it turns into a pillow fight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2019 07:34 PM (V2Yro)

252 202 Johnson and Trump, "together are political nitro glycerin".
Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:06 PM (bETih)
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They come at the "golden scalp weasel" thing from different angles.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2019 07:09 PM (iB1oa)

I'm still holding on to my theory that we are being invaded by a race of space parasites that look like shaggy blonde hair and are slowly assimilating world leaders. I expect China's Xi to be last.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 24, 2019 07:34 PM (jp0Bv)

253 Olddog - I cant get the Cardinals game either.
Posted by: grammie winger

Bottom of first Cardinals up 2-0 over Rockies.

Status of mandated uniforms: horrible. They look like Mr Clean or the Man from Glad.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 24, 2019 07:35 PM (+Tibp)

254 Cards up two? Shoot.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

255 Pic with Johnson on the far left and Tusk on the far right. Tusk looks like a Chihuahua.
I think he knows what's coming.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:37 PM (bETih)

256 I hear so much Espanol around here I've been mashing up Spanish and Italian.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2019 07:37 PM (lZ0Jc)

257
He admits he made a mistake, but he never saw any evidence of Epstein's proclivities.



"Jeffrey did not tell me that 12 year old girl I asked him to procure for me was actually 12 years old."

-future Randy Andy quote

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 24, 2019 07:37 PM (AkkRZ)

258 Olddog - I cant get the Cardinals game either.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2019 07:32 PM

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DishTV is retarded. In SEMO Fox Sports regional air the Cardinals, as they should. Cross the Mississippi into WKY they air Fox Sports Cincinnati, as they shouldn't.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 07:40 PM (qJeBn)

259 'When you say it's a peach, but it's really a fish - It's a Bander'

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2019 07:40 PM (lZ0Jc)

260 Anyway hanging out here until the thread dies

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:40 PM (BbGew)

261 Boris is having a good time. He's a wildcard. Hope he and Donald continue to get on well.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:41 PM (bETih)

262 I have said before, pre 9-11 in upstate New Jersey very near NY city at a Home Depot they had announcements in English then Spanish.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:43 PM (BbGew)

263 What kind of announcements?

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 07:45 PM (bETih)

264 Hey, Skip. Saw you were up early today posting around 3a. You on eastern or central time?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 24, 2019 07:45 PM (qJeBn)

265 Buckaroo Banzai is on Comet, almost over. Saw this when it first came out and never since.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:46 PM (BbGew)

266 Eastern, I have been getting up by 4am so long even weekends it just happens. Bet not once in a week the alarm gets me.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)

267 It is strange in I have some idea where some commentators are, time zones, state or near what city but only some.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:50 PM (BbGew)

268 Eastern, I have been getting up by 4am so long even weekends it just happens. Bet not once in a week the alarm gets me.
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)

You and I have the same clocks. I don't remember the last time I was awake when the ONT posted. You and I both wake up in the last few hours of the ONT.

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 24, 2019 07:52 PM (cknjq)

269 Announcements at Home Depot?
Probably " There is loading only in the green zone, there will be no loading in the red zone"

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:53 PM (BbGew)

270 I expect China's Xi to be last.

I have been reading a biography on Xi, Trump is doomed. Not because Trump himself is outmatched, but that Xi has the ability to get things done in his country - Trump doesn't even have a party that will work with him.

The entire former united States has already chosen to have China lead the future.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 07:54 PM (lD3vL)

271 You and I have the same clocks. I don't remember the last time I was awake when the ONT posted. You and I both wake up in the last few hours of the ONT.

I usually catch the first two and the last two hours of ONT.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 07:55 PM (lD3vL)

272 Skip, I'll try and watch the Indy race tonight but I probably won't make it halfway.

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 24, 2019 07:57 PM (cknjq)

273 I get a kick out of seeing what actresses and actors look like today who were in movies and tv I'm watching.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:58 PM (BbGew)

274 The 80's Flash Gordon is right up there with The Wizard of Oz in being one of the most colorful movies ever made.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 07:59 PM (l9m7l)

275 Formula one starts next weekend finally at Spa Francochamp

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 07:59 PM (BbGew)

276 Every once in awhile I'm in bed long before the ONT is posted but wake up around that time and will post something.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 08:03 PM (BbGew)

277 Aaaaannd now heavy rain has blocked Dish.

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 24, 2019 08:10 PM (cknjq)

278 Don't Touch the White Woman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ_uI3P5k6U

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 08:18 PM (bETih)

279 How many fish tales can you have?

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 08:25 PM (BbGew)

280 BREAKING... Democrats ban all debate on Climate Change after Joe Biden claims "there are at least three" climates... Developing...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Fibbing For Your Own Good!" at August 24, 2019 08:28 PM (Ndje9)

281
Who played Perry White in the movie Superman?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 08:40 PM (r8unI)

282 There has to be as many climate changes as genders.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 08:40 PM (BbGew)

283 Who knew there were so many Superman movies to see?

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 08:43 PM (BbGew)

284 The 80's Flash Gordon is right up there with The Wizard of Oz in being one of the most colorful movies ever made.

I like cocaine.

Posted by: Mike Hodges at August 24, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

285 One of our movie guides suggested Flash Gordon but seems barely watchable to me.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 08:49 PM (BbGew)

286 Court shot down Jug Ears Waters of the United States rule

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 08:53 PM (BbGew)

287 Every fish has a tail.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 08:59 PM (bETih)

288 Upstairs it was fish gut talk which I imagine is the end of every fishing expedition

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 09:00 PM (BbGew)

289 Thank goodness, my ditch is now a ditch again and not a navigable waterway.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 09:20 PM (bETih)

290 On the second problem.

1...Qf4

2.Rc3

Now whatcha gonna do batman?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at August 24, 2019 09:24 PM (af5xa)

291 Andrew flew on the Lolita Express with Miss Russia.
Guess she sucked state secrets out of him.
Get to rehab, Andrew, quick.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 09:27 PM (bETih)

292 Boris Johnson was born in the USA.
Know who the last PM born here was?




Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 09:40 PM (bETih)

293

Know who the last PM born here was?






Hitler?




Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 09:44 PM (r8unI)

294 293
Know who the last PM born here was?
-------------------------------------------------

Hitler?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 09:44 PM (r8unI


That's close

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 09:48 PM (bETih)

295 Maybe it's because I'm a gal, but I think this chess babe is prettier and sexier than all the cleavage-y ones.

Love FLOTUS in the green, but it's the floral kicks that are the stars of that show.

Posted by: Gem at August 24, 2019 09:52 PM (XoAz8)

296 290
Well then white gets mated with Q b1+ R back to c1 and Qxc1++

Posted by: steven at August 25, 2019 07:40 AM (TTy55)

297 290 296
My bad Q is on f4 so black just goes Nf6+ and captures whites Q regardless of how white captures the N

Posted by: steven at August 25, 2019 07:42 AM (TTy55)

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