Trump Tweets Obvious Joke; Media Is Either Stupid Enough, or Dishonest Enough, to Pretend It's Serious

Here's Trump:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

21m

The Dow is down 573 points perhaps on the news that Representative
Seth Moulton, whoever that may be, has dropped out of the 2020
Presidential Race!

"Whoever that may be." A clear signal that this person is a non-entity and therefore, get this, unlikely to affect the stock market at all.

So of course the Fake News Sites are pretending it's real:

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The old take was, are they stupid or just pretending?

But I think it's both. People do not say stupid things without a reason. If someone says something stupid, given how egotistical people are (especially the subhumans in the media), they're saying that stupid thing because they think it makes them look smart.

People do not keep saying stupid things every day if they realize it makes them appear stupid.

Only genuinely stupid people do that.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:02 PM




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1 ha, makes up for all the willowing today

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (QDnY+)

2 One of Trump's best tweets, and truthfully, I'm one of those people who would prefer Trump get off Twitter.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (zuvmW)

3 Derp . . .

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (HvSaH)

4 But, Greenland!

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (HvSaH)

5 It isn't even very green!

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (HvSaH)

6 Trump seems to be taking the troll level up to 11 recently. I assume the moon is waxing and we're in an Ernest Scared Stupid scenario.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 23, 2019 07:05 PM (v30M8)

7 Trump has taken Obama's 'stray voltage' concept and totally taken them over.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

8 And, I had mentioned this Trump crack twice today.


And ace, of course these people are stupid. As I've been saying for years, in response to the incessant insistence that $/soros/Bilderbergers/space aliens, and 1,543-dimension chess, explain everything.


And teh stoopid corresponds to teh stoopid in the electorate and society.


Lots of kinds of smart, lots of kinds of stoopid.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (QDnY+)

9 They may not be stupid (I think they are) but they definitely think their audience is. And they're right.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (SRarZ)

10 Why in the wide, wide effing world of sports would anyone want Trump off the twatters? At the outset it was a dubious reaction, now, it's incomprehensible.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (QDnY+)

11 I'm stuck in a hospital waiting room with CNN on. They're trying to talk down the economy, are calling Trumps behavior erratic, are taking this tweet seriously, etc. All in the last three minutes.

Please send help.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (xGt2P)

12 When you are really dumb
And one host is a thumb
Thats a cnn

Posted by: R Plant at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (ucNdt)

13 I knew a Seth Moulton in college, good kid, had holes in his shoes.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (4e+hS)

14 I also like to play with my cats with a laser pointer.
It's fun, and you would think that one day, the cats would figure it out.
But, they never do.

Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (w7KSn)

15 They are both, deeply stupid AND deeply dishonest.

It's the Obama template. Sure, he was a lazy dolt, but he was a malevolent lazy dolt.

Posted by: acethepug at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (zHVcO)

16 People keep saying stupid things day after day if they are TOLD to say them.

The press are lackeys of the folks who really call the shots and if they step too far out of line they are removed as we have seen multiple times.

There is no free press.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (ltuaO)

17 >>People do not keep saying stupid things every day if they realize it makes them appear stupid.

I will literally throw your ass down those stairs.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

18 Was in, and around, the Beltway media for decades, off and on. When I first bailed out, when people would ask why, one of my explanations was that the environment was just too full of not-smart people. And it was 85% better at the time in question, than today.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

19 Trump takes the Bowie strategy for tweeting: "When I'm stuck for a closing to a lyric, I will drag out my last resort: overwhelming illogic."

Posted by: Flyguy at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (v30M8)

20 When the headlines are wacky
Cause youre a Democrat lackey
Thats a cnn

Posted by: R Plant at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (ucNdt)

21 I hope when Marie Harf heard about the tweet, someone recorded her stompy outrage. And fuck Moulton in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (y7DUB)

22 [ii]

People do not keep saying stupid things every day if they realize it makes them appear stupid.

Only genuinely stupid people do that.


I give you...Joe Biden

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

23
Moulton,
He ain't no Bolton,
So get your Moulton, and bolt on along...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:12 PM (zBaqJ)

24 It's not just Moulton. It's Inslee, Hickenlooper, Swalwell, and now Moulton!

Halp Mr. Wizard we're losing all our candidates!

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

25 Seth I hear you callin
But I cant come right now
Im out here tryin to crash the Dow

Posted by: Kiss at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (ucNdt)

26 Trump and his laser pointer are made re powerful than ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (r8idy)

27 11
I'm stuck in a hospital waiting room with CNN on. They're trying to
talk down the economy, are calling Trumps behavior erratic, are taking
this tweet seriously, etc. All in the last three minutes.



Please send help.


I recommend that you find a syringe, draw some air into it, and inject it in your carotid artery.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

28 Who's Seth Moulton? I seriously do not know.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (lwiT4)

29 Why in the wide, wide effing world of sports would anyone want Trump off the twatters? At the outset it was a dubious reaction, now, it's incomprehensible.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (QDnY+)


Conditioned to the GOP mindset.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 23, 2019 07:14 PM (y7DUB)

30 9 They may not be stupid (I think they are) but they definitely think their audience is. And they're right.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (SRarZ)

Bingo.

It doesn't matter whether they believe it or not.

What matters is if they can make other people repeat it.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 07:14 PM (vmRc0)

31 They don't say stupid things to look smart, they say them because their audience is stupid enough to feel outraged by them.I would assert that the 50%+ of the people who distrust political coverage are also from the right side of our IQ bell curve.

Posted by: steven at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (TTy55)

32
You gotta know who's Seth Moulton,
Before you scold him...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (zBaqJ)

33 I hope when Marie Harf heard about the tweet, someone recorded her stompy outrage.



Posted by: Captain Hate

You're thinking about her red sex face, aren't you.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

34 Yep, "erratic" behavior is the newest dumb fake newz for stupid people. Trump is erratic. WTF? How? He's very consistent.


Actually his most provocative twatter today was the earlier one - "our great American companies are hereby ordered to start looking for an alternative to China".


WTFF?



Harmless, and hilarious, as most edgy Trump tweets are. But WTF?


Why no Dumbendammerung of the media airheads and Beltway lightweights about that one?


Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (QDnY+)

35 10 Why in the wide, wide effing world of sports would anyone want Trump off the twatters? At the outset it was a dubious reaction, now, it's incomprehensible.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (QDnY+)

Because it drives them crazy that he doesn't speak like a well-heeled New England neo-feudal "noble".

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (vmRc0)

36 'Representative'? My son's in Congress?

Posted by: Seth's Mother at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (mhs6e)

37 Can't they be both?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (gmtFW)

38 The purpose of cracking a joke about this is to tell China that he's serious and won't let short term stock market activity get to him.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (xPl2J)

39 Remember the CNN motto:

Buy High Sell Low

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (xj2l7)

40
Doe he molt his plumage?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (zBaqJ)

41 Bernie town hall on Youtube right now.788 viewers when I looked.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (l9mVC)

42 Who's Seth Moulton? I seriously do not know.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (lwiT4)
.......

House. Represents a coastal district to the north and east of Boston.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

43 Who's Seth Moulton? I seriously do not know.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (lwiT4)


Some lisping Masshole who rocket surgeon Marie Harf worked for his campaign.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (y7DUB)

44 Unbundle.

The cable cabal will be gone in six months tops.

Posted by: Miklos, only watches TV is there's a good game on at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)

45

They are certified journalists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (aKsyK)

46 I remember when FDR was shot and paralyzed, stock market went in the shitter.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (4e+hS)

47 What's a Seth Moulton?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (tVQUs)

48 "The Dow is down 573 points perhaps on the news that Representative Seth Moulton, whoever that may be, has dropped out of the 2020 Presidential Race!"

Now that's the sign of a guy who loves his job Presidentin'. Is he having too much fun or what?

Meanwhile, the "News" industry beclowns itself. Again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (6eEQ+)

49 Seth's Molting?

Tar and feather him to replace the missing feathers!

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (vmRc0)

50 This is just another version of 'women and children effected...' snark about what could be real MSM headlines.

Donny Two Scoops didn't get that nickname out of the blue.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

51 These guys are really mystified by a Dennis Miller standup routine, aren't they?

(I was going to use Don Rickles, but they probably would have wet themselves before he got through his first joke.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (gmtFW)

52

Moulton has something to do with birds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (aKsyK)

53 BTW, how is CNN stock doing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (r8idy)

54 47
What's a Seth Moulton?

Posted by: Surfperch


Star Wars character. Very evil.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

55 Trump uses twitter like a laser pointer with a cat.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2019 07:18 PM (JUOKG)

56 House. Represents a coastal district to the north and east of Boston.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (v0R5T)



Thank you wth.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:18 PM (lwiT4)

57 Has anyone ever calculated how much time the MSM wastes on his tweets? It has to be a large potion of their day.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 23, 2019 07:18 PM (XKZwp)

58 These uniforms are the gayest things I've ever seen.

Nicknames? Really?

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 23, 2019 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

59 Is this one of those douche baggey: Seth (pronounced normally) then 'Mooo-taun!' with that soft frenchie thing at the end?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:18 PM (gmtFW)

60 They didn't have Twitter when the constitution was drafted so tweets aren't protected by the first amendment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 07:18 PM (+y/Ru)

61 They are certified journalists.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


The University of Miklos is pleased to announce it's Ph.D. in Accredited Journalisming, with full credit for "Life Experience" and discount for pre-payment

Posted by: Miklos, officially authorized at August 23, 2019 07:18 PM (QzkSJ)

62 40
Doe he molt his plumage?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (zBaqJ)

---------

He's pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 07:19 PM (kTF2Z)

63 the tanking started right at 11am ... was that when Trump tweeted about taking away Wall Street's China slaves?


it's OK ... but we may need some manipulation to counter the decades of market manipulation and destruction of the currencies. We need some of the banksters running money for the cartels to get prosecuted as well. Corporations are (a group of) people, but the ones that laundered the money are specific people. Same is true for GE, many others ... so many scams ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2019 07:19 PM (Cus5s)

64 There's a Moultonboro, NH. Maybe he's the mayor.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2019 07:19 PM (f6lTY)

65 Mark1971 if there is anything beyond good old fashioned mischievous humor - which Trump has always shown - behind this joke, I think you nailed the element exactly. Insouciance about short term market moves, which is obviously sensible anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:19 PM (QDnY+)

66

After a while, watching these cats chase the lazer pointer gets boring.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

67 ]59
Is this one of those douche baggey: Seth (pronounced normally) then 'Mooo-taun!' with that soft frenchie thing at the end?


You mean Mouton Cadet? That's one of Seth's "boys", IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

68 We'll know Trump reads AoSHQ -- and could explode many millions of more heads -- by tweeting in response to some manufactured-hysteria-of-the-day "I'm not saying it's aliens ... but it's aliens!"

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (cnivT)

69 There is no joy in Leftism, its pure misery

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (BbGew)

70 *walks out on porch, discharges both Barre*

*goes back inside*

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (o07VN)

71 Our president is a master at playing the media.


Well done, Sir. Well done.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (0OmEj)

72
LOL! He just hammers them constantly. I love it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (b/7jm)

73 When Seth has sand in his vagina
And you put tariffs on China
Thats a trump

Posted by: Kiss at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (ucNdt)

74 Sarah Moulton>>>Seth Moulton

Posted by: Miklos, in the kitchen at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (QzkSJ)

75 You're thinking about her red sex face, aren't you.
Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:15 PM (T6t7i)


Only the one where her glasses stay on.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (y7DUB)

76 They are certified journalists.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

They are low functioning adults that couldn't operate out of that liberal professional cocoon.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (2DOZq)

77 68 If he Tweets about Area 51 they will shit themselves en masse.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (l9mVC)

78 There's a Moultonboro, NH. Maybe he's the mayor.
Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2019 07:19 PM (f6lTY)

Small towns in New England tend to not have mayors, just select boards.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (tVQUs)

79 Hickenlooper's headed for the Senate.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)

80 71
Our president is a master at playing the media.



Well done, Sir. Well done.



TBF, it's not as challenging as playing a flatworm.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (T6t7i)

81

Look! A pork chop!

Posted by: Dogs of the Democrat press at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (sy5kK)

82 70 *walks out on porch, discharges both Barre*

*goes back inside*
Posted by: Sheriff Joe at August 23, 2019 07:20 PM (o07VN)

*french accent*

Iz that dizcharging both barre'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (gmtFW)

83 The Oval Office

Ok, folks, everyone has seen the tweet? Good. Over/under on when a network loses their shit is set at five minutes. Betting window is open. Tweet posts at the top of the hour.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)

84 Well Future Leader is now in his dorm room and Current Leader is laying down. So trade war thunder and lightning will have Dems wetting their pants?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 23, 2019 07:22 PM (B9qTq)

85 #63... you had better not be looking at me!

Posted by: Sen. Fiendsteen at August 23, 2019 07:22 PM (o07VN)

86 79
Hickenlooper's headed for the Senate.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo


You think Gardner's toast?

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

87 They're trying to talk down the economy, are calling Trumps behavior erratic, are taking this tweet seriously,

-
You know who's totally not crazy? Joe Biden. His brain works as well today as it did 30 years ago!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

88 Ok, folks, everyone has seen the tweet? Good. Over/under on when a network loses their shit is set at five minutes. Betting window is open. Tweet posts at the top of the hour.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)

Wheel of Fun!!! Everybody wins!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:22 PM (gmtFW)

89 We deem this false , as Representative Whatshisname hardly has that kind of economic clout, now, to the discussion desk.

Posted by: NPR Fact Checkers at August 23, 2019 07:23 PM (WhTSP)

90 When you drop out of the race
The market falls on its face
Thats a moulton

Posted by: Kiss at August 23, 2019 07:23 PM (ucNdt)

91 But really, why no love for the "I hereby order our great American companies" line?


It's tailor made for the idiots who babble endlessly and baselessly about Trump's non-existent "authoritarian" and "strong man" tendencies.




Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:23 PM (QDnY+)

92 I still feel like "I'm the Chosen One" is still PDT's best troll of all time, just because they were still ripping their hair out over the "King of the Jews" brouhaha at the time.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 07:23 PM (vmRc0)

93 I could go for a Molsons right about now.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

94 I just want to say for the record that my wife is fully and wholeheartedly heterosexual. She literally told me so.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 23, 2019 07:24 PM (V8Q7b)

95 I could go for a Molsons right about now.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:23 PM (v0R5T)



I have a nice Cab. For now....

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:24 PM (lwiT4)

96 It's tailor made for the idiots who babble endlessly and baselessly about Trump's non-existent "authoritarian" and "strong man" tendencies.




Posted by: rhomboid

Trump's pen *is* a phone.

Bastard.

Posted by: B. Soetoro at August 23, 2019 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)

97 ... of course, the "anti-fascist" communist party front groups all disappeared after the hitler-stalin pact was announced.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:24 PM (Pg+x7)

98 We're all out of Molsons. Moose out front should've told ya.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 07:25 PM (kTF2Z)

99 If he's not gay or something, he didn't stand a chance anyway.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

100 "People do not keep saying stupid things every day if they realize it makes them appear stupid."

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2019 07:25 PM (Tnijr)

101 I just want to say for the record that my wife is fully and wholeheartedly heterosexual. She literally told me so.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at A



was there some reason she thought it was necessary to declare that now?

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 23, 2019 07:25 PM (HALdu)

102 When I stayed with my cousin a few weeks ago in Ca, I brought up Trump. they both said they wished he would stop tweeting. I said it's the only way he can get around the lying media. Eventually, I found out she voted for the Bollard Queen. I dropped that convo. I was shocked.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 07:25 PM (BLFnH)

103 100th!

Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2019 07:26 PM (Tnijr)

104 We're all out of Molsons. Moose out front should've told ya.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Take off, eh?

Posted by: Bob, Doug and Miklos McKenzie at August 23, 2019 07:26 PM (QzkSJ)

105 Our president is a master at playing the media.



Well done, Sir. Well done.


TBF, it's not as challenging as playing a flatworm.
Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:21 PM (T6t7i)


Planaria? The ones that if you slice their heads down the middle they grow two heads? We should try that with F Chuck strictly for science. They claim to be the sciency ones.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 23, 2019 07:26 PM (y7DUB)

106 King of the Jews" brouhaha at the time."

Wait - I missed a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 07:26 PM (6qErC)

107 ... oops. wrong thread. i was following up on a description of "popular front" groups in the 30's hat labeled themselves "anti-fascist" - shades of antifa - as a follow up to a comment on lionel stander.

never mind.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:27 PM (Pg+x7)

108 I have a nice Cab. For now....
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:24 PM (lwiT4)
------

I have a frozen watermelon margarita. I win!

I also have friends going to Denmark tomorrow. I told them to see if they could get them to sell us Greenland. She told me that was already on their agenda.

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2019 07:27 PM (aXucN)

109 "Show me your thumb...."

Posted by: Zombie Frank Z at August 23, 2019 07:27 PM (PveK5)

110 I also have friends going to Denmark tomorrow. I
told them to see if they could get them to sell us Greenland. She told
me that was already on their agenda.



Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2019 07:27 PM (aXucN)



I covet Greenland.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (lwiT4)

111 I have a nice Cab"

Yellow? London?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (6qErC)

112 92 I still feel like "I'm the Chosen One" is still PDT's best troll of all time, just because they were still ripping their hair out over the "King of the Jews" brouhaha at the time.
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 07:23 PM (vmRc0)


Agreed. the press took that comment completely out of context, re-positioned it, and ran with the lie.

One of the FOX talking heads had the Democrat outrage string of comments, and then played the entire clip in context.

Those Demos and Press jokers really look like the lying fools they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (sy5kK)

113 So when are the presstitutes going to man the RBG Deathwatch desk?

Time's awasting.

Posted by: tora oranges at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (o07VN)

114 I really am glad Trump is president rather than any of the gutless GOP losers. Romney, or Ryan, or even Pence.

They aren't mentally equipped to deal with the left, and I doubt they could ever learn even if they wanted to.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (ltuaO)

115 musical jolly chimp, a few lines of a sarcastic song of the time, mocking the instant volte face of the commies when Molotov-Ribbentrop was announced [to the melody of My Darling Clementine]:


First a Nazi, should be shot-zi,
Then they changed, the party line

Now a Nazi's hotsi-totsi,
Volga boatmen sail the Rhine



Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (QDnY+)

116 Yellow? London?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (6qErC)



Spain. 2017.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (lwiT4)

117 I covet Greenland.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (lwiT4)
-------

If my friends are successful in their negotiations, I'll get them to make you queen.

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (aXucN)

118 Media is used to setting the agenda for what gets talked about.

Trump counters with tweets. Media can't not take the bait

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (HVrER)

119 Good day,eh...Today, we will be playing the game, the beer hunter

Posted by: McKenzie Brothers at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (WhTSP)

120 Trump run BarterTowm!

Posted by: Minerva at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (L5yo0)

121 "Show me your thumb...."

"Be a Moron and keep your position"

Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

122 I am crushed to find out that Marie Harf is not a brilliant political strategist/

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (KOEi9)

123 never mind.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

And what's all this I hear about violins on television?

Posted by: Roseanne Rosannadannaklos at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)

124 they want Trump off of Twatter, or at least shadow banned, because they can't control his access to the public, nor can control their need to respond to him...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (/e9Kb)

125 I have a nice Cab. For now....


Posted by: grammie winger


Avenge...meeeee.......

Posted by: Grammie's Cab at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (T6t7i)

126 Spain. 2017."

Ah. An uber, then.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (6qErC)

127 ... that was a follow up to a mention of a hart to hart" tv movie that had a cameo by trump.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (Pg+x7)

128 I agree and support Trump going to war with the equipment he has but if I were the chosen one I would blow up Twitter and strike its name from all existing records.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 07:30 PM (2DOZq)

129 I am crushed to find out that Marie Harf is not a brilliant political strategist/

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (KOEi9)

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i'm sad she didn't start a new career in pr0n.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:30 PM (/e9Kb)

130 The Dow Jones Industrial Average. Not completely reflective of the economy as a whole, but a snapshot.

It's been in a "trading range" since the low of last December 21. That's the low for a couple of years. It has hit a little over 27000 this summer, and now selling off, dropping down.
Within 6 weeks, it will get up to nearly 27,000 again.

Over the last four years, it has gained over 11,000 points at the high on June 12 (27,300).

It is not going down out of the bottom of the trading range (maybe 23,000) and not going above 27,500 unless something profound happens either way.

Watching it on a daily basis is kind of dumb. You have to watch 3-6 week trends, and usually longer.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 23, 2019 07:30 PM (S6Pax)

131 TOTALLY OT -


Does anyone know why baseball uniforms are all black or all white today? What's going on? They had them in the Cubs/Nats game and now I see them in Pirates and the Reds, too. They look awful.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:30 PM (lwiT4)

132 Nobody is this dumb- Are they?

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 07:30 PM (8ts9m)

133 116 Yellow? London?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (6qErC)

Spain. 2017.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (

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You borrowed Ace's time machine that he doesn't have, went back to 2017, went to Spain and got in a cab? Whoa!

Mind. Blown.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (kTF2Z)

134 grammie, Me too, in the correct sense.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (KOEi9)

135 I have a nice Cab. For now....


Posted by: grammie winger


I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

136 I covet Greenland.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (lwiT4)
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If my friends are successful in their negotiations, I'll get them to make you queen.
Posted by: bluebell

Greenland New Deal!

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Cortez-Guayabera at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

137 so...

hart to hart trump appearance

lionel stander a communist

30's communist front groups calling themselves
anti-fascist (antifa)

hitler-pact that was signed 80 years ago yesterday.

its all connected...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (Pg+x7)

138 I hope there is some sleeper out there that can run in 2024 that is learning from the Master Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (BLFnH)

139 over/under on RBG making it to Christmas?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (/e9Kb)

140 If my friends are successful in their negotiations, I'll get them to make you queen.



Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (aXucN)



Oh I would love love love to be Queen. I really would.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

141 Darn. Too slow for my bad Uber joke.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

142 PDT looks at Twitter and says which barrel of fish do I shoot today?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:32 PM (KOEi9)

143 I covet Greenland.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:28 PM (lwiT4)


Someone told me a dog walking friend hiked the Arctic Circle trail there earlier in the summer. I really need to talk to her about that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 23, 2019 07:32 PM (y7DUB)

144 Stupid and malicious.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

145
Who knew that when Harf jumped ship, she holed the EM/V Seth Moulton?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:33 PM (b/7jm)

146 Need to start calling it Orangeland.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

147

139 over/under on RBG making it to Christmas?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (/e9Kb)


In 2020, Trump will nominate a conservative to replace RBG.

The outrage meter on the Left will be delicious.

And Mitch will smile.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

148 over/under on RBG making it to Christmas?
Posted by: redc1c4


I think that's she's Jewish. Probably doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Does she make it Hannukah?

Let's spin the dradle and see!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 23, 2019 07:33 PM (S6Pax)

149 Does anyone know why baseball uniforms are all black
or all white today? What's going on? They had them in the Cubs/Nats
game and now I see them in Pirates and the Reds, too. They look awful.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:30 PM (lwiT4)

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either your TV is broken, or you've had a stroke...

can you smile?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:33 PM (/e9Kb)

150 138 I hope there is some sleeper out there that can run in 2024 that is learning from the Master Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (BLFnH)

Trump Jr.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 07:33 PM (uEbPt)

151 I cried because I had no roller skates ... until I met a man who had no keys.

Car key, house key, locker key ... all missing.

Posted by: Adriane Wot Says 'Oy.' A Lot ... at August 23, 2019 07:33 PM (LPnfS)

152 A little truth in every jest. Trump is intent on decoupling our economy from China over time. Just ask Apples Tim Cook, who just had a private meeting with Trump

We want our own Co Prosperity Sphere

China will fail at running their own in competition with ours

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 07:34 PM (HVrER)

153 He can troll
He can jive
Having the time of his life
See that Prez
Watch that scene
Diggin' the Trolling King

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)

154 People do not keep saying stupid things every day if they realize it makes them appear stupid.


.....scribbles note to self furiously.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2019 07:34 PM (4QHtX)

155 either your TV is broken, or you've had a stroke...

can you smile?


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:33 PM (/e9Kb)



Your team has their regular uniform?? I don't know what's happening! I'm so confused!!

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:34 PM (lwiT4)

156 hart to hart trump appearance



lionel stander a communist



30's communist front groups calling themselves

anti-fascist (antifa)



hitler-pact that was signed 80 years ago yesterday.



its all connected...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (Pg+x7)

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and 4 connections is half of 8

you post is literally Hitler

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:34 PM (/e9Kb)

157 This is what Piers Morgan was saying the other day.

The left is unbearable.

They are so unfunny and robotic in their strident militant cultism.

Unbearable.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:35 PM (gAXBD)

158 grammie, dunno for sure, but I believe the explosion in black as a color in uniforms of all sports, college and pro, can be traced to the accidental discovery, via the record sales of NHL/San Jose Sharks jerseys in their first few years, that black sells.


Could be wrong, but they did have amazing sales their first few seasons, far above the norm/expectations, and that was the interpretation in the trade.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:35 PM (QDnY+)

159 124 they want Trump off of Twatter, or at least shadow banned, because they can't control his access to the public, nor can control their need to respond to him...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (/e9Kb)


They ban him from twakker he will start taking morning and evening walks around the WH lawn.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 07:35 PM (xj2l7)

160 Regarding CBD's sidebar thing about how real men shave......I don't know how to get a hatchet sharp enough to do that. I guess I need to change my man status.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 23, 2019 07:35 PM (yztq2)

161 Your team has their regular uniform?? I don't know what's happening! I'm so confused!!


Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:34 PM (lwiT4)

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have another glass of wine.

and i haven't had a baseball team since the O'Malley's sold the Dodgers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:35 PM (/e9Kb)

162 He can troll
He can jive
Having the time of his life
See that Prez
Watch that scene
Diggin' the Trolling King
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Nice.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 07:36 PM (BLFnH)

163 (stalin-hitler pact that was signed yesterday - and ended those communist groups calling themselves "anti-fascist" overnight.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:36 PM (Pg+x7)

164 A 2024 President Cruz may do somethings we won't agree with but it wouldn't be because the Dems pushed him around or outsmarted him. The hard part would be to get him elected.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

165 Melanie Anne Safka-Schekeryk

she knows things

Posted by: Miklos, szabad labon, as the Magyars say at August 23, 2019 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)

166 Could be wrong, but they did have amazing sales
their first few seasons, far above the norm/expectations, and that was
the interpretation in the trade.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:35 PM (QDnY+)



It was very unsettling. The Cubs were in white, head to toe. Even the big 'C' was white. White on white. This is why I'm drinking!

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

167 We're all out of Molsons. Moose out front should've told ya.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Take off, eh?
Posted by: Bob, Doug and Miklos McKenzie at August 23, 2019 07:26 PM (QzkSJ)


Moose bit my sister, once ... when she told him we were out of Molsons ...

Posted by: Adriane Wot Says 'Oy.' A Lot ... at August 23, 2019 07:36 PM (LPnfS)

168 525 you still looking for rental property to buy? we have a great little place in a high end neighborhood east of Montgomery, AL. Stable tenants for years. Just tired of the long distance landlord thing after a decade. It's on a VA loan if you are a vet and wanted to assume it.

Posted by: didImessupagain

Pike Road? Because I can confirm that's a good area, it's just down the road from me basically.
Posted by: Gerand Inquisitor Cavil, the burning's back on at August 23, 2019 04:11 PM (AM1GF)

yep had to attend to some irl stuff

Posted by: didImessupagain at August 23, 2019 07:36 PM (Vhkmw)

169 I have a nice Cab. For now....

Posted by: grammie winger
.........

Sounds like Grammie is sucking them up!

I pronounce thee Queen of Greenland!

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

170 139 over/under on RBG making it to Christmas?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (/e9Kb)


I can't do an o/u but let's put it this way...

If this was D and D, she would have to roll a 19.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM (uEbPt)

171 Maud'dib, Jim -sunk new dawn can do that for you, no prob.

That can put an edge on a concrete block.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM (KOEi9)

172 Hey, grammie.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM (qJeBn)

173

Nah, they're just taking Cloward Pliven to the next level.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM (ArBO3)

174 i can see Trump suing, and winning, if he's thrown off Twatter.

if the court says he can't block people, the corollary is that Twatter can't keep him from his followers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM (/e9Kb)

175 They may be as stupid as all that, but I think it's more a case of rabid, deranging hatred that compels them to exploit ANYTHING to attack Trump. It completely disables reasoning power and sense of humor.

It also must block any capacity to understand that other people DO have a sense of humor. That, or they must believe we're very stupid.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 23, 2019 07:38 PM (H8QX8)

176 Is this Twitter?

#Biden2020

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:38 PM (4e+hS)

177 Sounds like Grammie is sucking them up!



I pronounce thee Queen of Greenland!



Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)



Thank you. I shall always remember my humble roots, here at the Ace of Spades HQ double-wide trailer.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:38 PM (lwiT4)

178 SRV tightrope https://youtu.be/uu7haLxD2WM

Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2019 07:39 PM (K3B2k)

179 139 over/under on RBG making it to Christmas?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (/e9Kb)


I can't do an o/u but let's put it this way...

If this was D and D, she would have to roll a 19.





Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM

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Notice this time they did not report that her cancer is gone? They just said she was treated and responded well.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2019 07:39 PM (JUOKG)

180 Hey olddog - how's your pretty half doing ?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

181 Moose bit my sister, once ... when she told him we were out of Molsons ...
Posted by: Adriane Wot Says 'Oy.' A Lot

Well, if I were a moose....

*first time such a thought has occurred in the recorded history of Miklos*

Posted by: Miklos, apprentice pebble grasper at August 23, 2019 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

182 11 I'm stuck in a hospital waiting room with CNN on. They're trying to talk down the economy, are calling Trumps behavior erratic, are taking this tweet seriously, etc. All in the last three minutes.

Please send help.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (xGt2P)

ask them to change it to hgtv. seriously, a lot of doctors and dentist waiting rooms have switched. property brothers during the day

Posted by: didImessupagain at August 23, 2019 07:39 PM (Vhkmw)

183 If this was D and D, she would have to roll a 19.


Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 07:37 PM (uEbPt)

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i take it that's hard to do?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:39 PM (/e9Kb)

184 I am thinking Notorious RBG is immortal, maybe undead

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 07:39 PM (BbGew)

185 Journalism students were always the dumbest of the dummies back when I was in school. Even dumber than the sorority gals in art history, who possessed a certain feral cunning about capturing a man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (H5knJ)

186
Thank you. I shall always remember my humble roots, here at the Ace of Spades HQ double-wide trailer.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:38 PM (

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Wait, you got a double wide? What level membership do you have to be to get that? All I got was a burlap sack and a rock to sleep on.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)

187 "ask them to change it to hgtv."

I've asked twice and both times it worked. Worth a try.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (H8QX8)

188
At this very moment, Seth Moulton's Mom has begun a counted cross-stitch piece of PDJT's tweet. "It'll be a GREAT holiday gift for my dear boy!" she thinks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (b/7jm)

189 >Thank you. I shall always remember my humble roots, here at the Ace of Spades HQ double-wide trailer.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:38 PM (



We got upgraded to a double wide???

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (yztq2)

190 Aztecs of San Diego State [SDSU - Still Drunk, Still Uneducated] have had black unis since at least the 6Os. Quite rare in sports, until the 9Os, and I do believe the Sharks' merchandise bonanza affected the situation, as one sees a lot more black now.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (QDnY+)

191 Google on Friday released a new set of community guidelines that are meant to crack down on what employees can say inside the company.
Under the new rules, the company discourages workers from talking about politics on Google's internal mailing lists and forums.
The new policies are a stark diversion from the internal culture Google has become known for, which has historically encouraged employees to challenge and debate each other.

Posted by: SMOD at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (e8kgV)

192 Thank you. I shall always remember my humble roots, here at the Ace of Spades HQ double-wide trailer.
Posted by: grammie winger

Have you seen the Royal Palace yet?

Really nice igloo, but still, igloo.

Posted by: Miklos, Greenland has been effectively American since 1940 at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)

193 I'm stuck in a hospital waiting room with CNN on. They're trying to talk down the economy, are calling Trumps behavior erratic, are taking this tweet seriously, etc. All in the last three minutes.

Please send help.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (xGt2P)
..........


I'm sending a lawyer. Sue them for ruining your blood pressure.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

194 Steve should be proud, he is in the national archives forever! The butt of a trump joke, but still...

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2019 07:42 PM (14js7)

195 Of course Trump wants Greenland. He's a man of vast destiny.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 23, 2019 07:42 PM (jp0Bv)

196 Hey olddog - how's your pretty half doing ?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:39

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Better. Got her out on lake today for couple of hours. See wound dr on Tues, and if all goes well resumes chemo on Wed.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 07:43 PM (qJeBn)

197 bonhomme, or Food Channel. Or Travel Channel.


several comparatively harmless options, far better than the "news" idiocy-fest

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 07:43 PM (QDnY+)

198 RGB is so loaded with cancer that even her cancer has cancer.

How hot is that?

Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at August 23, 2019 07:43 PM (gAXBD)

199
This is the most tv coverage Sean Moulton, whoever that is, will ever get in his life.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2019 07:43 PM (ArBO3)

200 Of course Trump wants Greenland. He's a man of vast destiny.
Posted by: Bilwis,

He has always had an interest in vast...tracts of land.

Posted by: Miklos, talking sense here at August 23, 2019 07:43 PM (QzkSJ)

201 Thank you. I shall always remember my humble roots, here at the Ace of Spades HQ double-wide trailer.

Posted by: grammie winger
..........


Don't forget the free shit. We all deserve a bunch of free shit.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

202 To be fair, the burlap sack I got is infested with fleas and lice so built in snacks. Still, a double wide would be nice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

203 I have a nice Cab. For now....

Posted by: grammie winger

I've got a bike you can ride it if you like, it has a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at August 23, 2019 07:44 PM (9m9TT)

204 198 RGB is so loaded with cancer that even her cancer has cancer.

How hot is that?
Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at August 23, 2019 07:43 PM (gAXBD)

But her cancer does Pilates so it's all good.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 07:44 PM (2DOZq)

205 How can Seth be molting? Hillary had him killed. Wait, what? Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:44 PM (MLJ+L)

206
This is the most tv coverage Sean Moulton, whoever that is, will ever get in his life.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


He ought to jump back in!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2019 07:44 PM (aKsyK)

207 Greenland? We can get Iceland on the cheap!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:44 PM (4e+hS)

208 Media Is Either Stupid Enough, or Dishonest Enough
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you'd think the Boss would be the first! to embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:44 PM (/e9Kb)

209 Harf, the sound my cat used to make as she harfed up hairballs.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 23, 2019 07:44 PM (Jj+59)

210 Wait just a minute - I say stupid shit all the time!

Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2019 07:46 PM (MVjcR)

211 Green-Iceland, make it a twofer.

Greenland or Bust

Channeling my inner Allen G and JJ of the 600 m's.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:46 PM (KOEi9)

212 This rates right up there with the idiocy from a couple days ago, when Trump saw a Medal of Honor winner, and praised him, and then joked he had thought about giving one to himself, but his advisors said he shouldn't.

CLEARLY a barb aimed at all the false stories of being over ridden by his advisors, yet the media took the joke at face value.

Posted by: Don Q at August 23, 2019 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

213 Okay I found some info on the bball uniforms. Friday thru Sunday all MLB players will be in either all-black or all-white to celebrate Players Weekend. They have the option of having either their name or their nickname on the back if they so choose.

And now you know. DUMB

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:47 PM (lwiT4)

214 Oliver(Marcy) Darcy is shitting his pants about Sara Carter being on a News Show on Fox

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 23, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)

215 Obviously, Trump's plan to buy Greenland is to make it easier for refugees from Norway to become undocumented persons.

All of those tall blond women who are oppressed by their Saab-driving demi-males.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:47 PM (gAXBD)

216 Weasel no problem that you missed the Gillette thread.

Your beard becomes you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:48 PM (KOEi9)

217 213 Okay I found some info on the bball uniforms. Friday thru Sunday all MLB players will be in either all-black or all-white to celebrate Players Weekend. They have the option of having either their name or their nickname on the back if they so choose.

And now you know. DUMB
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:47 PM (lwiT4)

How I wish someone would do a Frank Gorshin and wear a black on the left side, white on the right side uniform.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2019 07:48 PM (V2Yro)

218 So he craps in the punch bowl in the morning which should be bad but in the afternoon he makes the media eat it.

And not reluctantly. I suspect black magic.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 23, 2019 07:49 PM (Lg/Uq)

219 If we got Greenland we could play Skandi Death Metal all day long and no one could stop us.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:49 PM (lwiT4)

220 Thank you. I shall always remember my humble roots, here at the Ace of Spades HQ double-wide trailer.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:38 PM (lwiT4)

We are more of a humble, fly infested single wide.

Until someone blows the margins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:49 PM (gmtFW)

221 The polar bears would attack. They prefer soft rock.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

222 216 Weasel no problem that you missed the Gillette thread.

Your beard becomes you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:48 PM (KOEi9)
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Aw, man! I missed a Gillette thread? Crap.
I need to dress it up though. Maybe add some little beads or bells.

Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (MVjcR)

223 Why is my wine bottle gone? bbiam

Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (lwiT4)

224 191 Google on Friday released a new set of community guidelines that are meant to crack down on what employees can say inside the company.
Under the new rules, the company discourages workers from talking about politics on Google's internal mailing lists and forums.
The new policies are a stark diversion from the internal culture Google has become known for, which has historically encouraged employees to challenge and debate each other.
Posted by: SMOD at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (e8kgV)

that's because subpoenas are flying, for internal documents showing bias.

You know, like Emails?

This is a Hillary server move, to push all that underground where it won't be documented.

Posted by: Don Q at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (NgKpN)

225
I have a nice Cab. For now....

Posted by: grammie winger

========

May you treasure it as long as you have it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (13CQC)

226
Can you just imagine the hordes of swimming scandis who will be coming ashore on Greenland as refugees if we purchased it?

The horror! The horror!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (b/7jm)

227 221 The polar bears would attack. They prefer soft rock.
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

They go crazy for Manilow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (gmtFW)

228 219 If we got Greenland we could play Skandi Death Metal all day long and no one could stop us.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:49 PM (lwiT4)

Aw, hellz yeah!

\m/ \m/

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

229 i take it that's hard to do?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:39 PM (/e9Kb)
1 in 20 shot

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (uEbPt)

230 But thank you, Ben Had!

Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2019 07:51 PM (MVjcR)

231 Is there something in the constitution that allows us to declare the media incompetent and have them removed from "office "

Posted by: Simplemind at August 23, 2019 07:51 PM (8ku/m)

232 Weasel, braided in hollowpoints, any caliber will work

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:51 PM (KOEi9)

233 I, for one, would be willing to be one of the rescuers who will help towel them off and lead them to the rescue hot tubs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:51 PM (gAXBD)

234 232 Weasel, braided in hollowpoints, any caliber will work
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:51 PM (KOEi9)
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Brilliant!

Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

235 you have a nice Cab, I got a Big Yellow Taxi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bdMSCdw20

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2019 07:52 PM (V2Yro)

236 Media Is Either Stupid Enough, or Dishonest Enough

They can't afford to take chances with just one of the other strategy. The Party of Bofa!

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2019 07:52 PM (Zo1XC)

237
that's because subpoenas are flying, for internal documents showing bias.

You know, like Emails?

This is a Hillary server move, to push all that underground where it won't be documented.
Posted by: Don Q

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Why yes. I bet the policy announcement doesn't say anything like "change" or "new." Probably a "reiteration" or "clarification" of existing policy, so's not to make anyone think they'd done a 180 the minute a federal investigation appeared on the horizon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 07:53 PM (13CQC)

238 214 Oliver(Marcy) Darcy is shitting his pants about Sara Carter being on a News Show on Fox
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 23, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)

And of course, no worry over CNNs new guy...

Andrew McCabe. Recently FIRED from the FBI and in the center of the anti Trump Treasonous plot.

Posted by: Don Q at August 23, 2019 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

239 Weasel, Shit, I forgot. The Molon Labe casing horizontally in the lower half is pure genius.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:53 PM (KOEi9)

240 Fires in Brazil, Trump buying Greenland...let's split the difference.

https://youtu.be/-LmCYa5hWxg

Posted by: Brother Cavil says at August 23, 2019 07:53 PM (D5yyd)

241 It's Friday, so DJT whips out the laser pointer to entertain the kitties.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 23, 2019 07:53 PM (RuIsu)

242 If we got Greenland we could play Skandi Death Metal all day long and no one could stop us.
Posted by: grammie winger

And AMERICAN organic non-GMO lutefisk!

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Chinese would buy fake polar bear testicles because Chinese pay good money for "stu at August 23, 2019 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)

243 How has RGB been participating in decisions while she has been receiving treatments?

I know. Old question, but I feel nostalgic today.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:54 PM (gAXBD)

244 239 Weasel, Shit, I forgot. The Molon Labe casing horizontally in the lower half is pure genius.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:53 PM (KOEi9)
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Yes, but I worry about chin fatigue due to the weight.

Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2019 07:54 PM (MVjcR)

245 Going on Youtube and watching a Bloomberg video on China's retaliation options, I was struck by how fucking stupid major academic experts are. I could probably for George Magnus' job for him. He stressed that China has pretty much exhausted tariff options and listed punishments: harassment of Western companies, unreliable entity lists, agriculture, etc. This completely misses sight of the fact that these options mainly punish Western companies dumb enough to cuck to China. And that was A MONTH AGO.

Most of the moron media is screaming about oncoming recession, but they've been doing that for years. Trump has China in a noose, and the sheer size of these tariffs threaten to slow American growth, and to explode the Chinese economy. Smart companies will reap a windfall from the pain of multinationals. I love it.

Posted by: trev006 at August 23, 2019 07:54 PM (yzFii)

246 219 If we got Greenland we could play Skandi Death Metal all day long and no one could stop us.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:49 PM (lwiT4)

I'm an American! no one can stop me NOW from playing Skandi Death Metal!

Except Mom, and my Girlfriend.

Shit.

Posted by: Don Q at August 23, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

247 They are begging for a recession. It's really pathetic.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2019 07:55 PM (q177U)

248 238 214 Oliver(Marcy) Darcy is shitting his pants about Sara Carter being on a News Show on Fox
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 23, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)

They're shitting their pants because Sean Spicer is on Dancing with the Stars so not unexpected.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 07:55 PM (2DOZq)

249
191 Google on Friday released a new set of community guidelines that are meant to crack down on what employees can say inside the company.
Under the new rules, the company discourages workers from talking about politics on Google's internal mailing lists and forums.
The new policies are a stark diversion from the internal culture Google has become known for, which has historically encouraged employees to challenge and debate each other.
Posted by: SMOD at August 23, 2019 07:41 PM (e8kgV)


Once outsiders start taking you to court and subpoena each and every scrap of paper and electronic communications, there is not a company in existence that will not order an immediate cease and desist on all non-germane message traffic. They'll audit the hell out of you, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:55 PM (b/7jm)

250 Since grammie's here, I have to put in my obligatory statement. Go Cards.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 07:55 PM (qJeBn)

251 Do you realize the Brazilian Rain Forest has contributed more CO2 in the past week than all the farting cows in AOC's district?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:55 PM (gAXBD)

252 When you are dead you dont know that you are dead It is difficult only for others It is the same when your stupid

Posted by: morigu at August 23, 2019 07:55 PM (Eu98u)

253 Adirondack, Ask important questions and get NO answers.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:56 PM (KOEi9)

254 Why is my wine bottle gone? bbiam
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM

Well you went and blabbed you had a bottle, so someone snuck in and took it, has to be the only explanation.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 07:56 PM (BbGew)

255 I think the Greenland story line was a work to steal the thunder from The White Supremacist saga.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (q177U)

256 Oliver(Marcy) Darcy is shitting his pants about Sara Carter being on a News Show on Fox
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 23, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)

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Oh great. The chief deplatformer pursuivant is after Carter? Wonderful.

The Murdoch boys will probably proscribed within the hour. Jack Dorsey within five minutes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (5aX2M)

257 Not having a great time in Philly.

Last time I was here was for a 5k run 4 years ago.

I'm here for the weekend to attend the ComiCon

Downtown Philly near the convention center and the surrounding areas has completely deteriorated.

The streets are literally filled with homeless and crazy people, on every block with no exceptions.


I haven't felt this unsafe on the streets since the 70s in NYC.


What the hell is going on here's?

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (S7X0F)

258
243 How has RGB been participating in decisions while she has been receiving treatments?

I know. Old question, but I feel nostalgic today.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:54 PM (gAXBD)


They are recessed until the beginning of October.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (b/7jm)

259 I'm an American! no one can stop me NOW from playing Skandi Death Metal!

Except Mom, and my Girlfriend.

Shit.
Posted by: Don Q

Every day is the Fourth of July!

Posted by: Shirtless patriotic guitar playing Florida man at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)

260 olddog, How is the wife with a little ribald humor?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:58 PM (KOEi9)

261 On other hand I have cookies and cream ice cream but will be gone before any of you can get here.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 07:58 PM (BbGew)

262 Regarding CBD's sidebar thing about how real men shave......I don't know how to get a hatchet sharp enough to do that. I guess I need to change my man status.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 23, 2019 07:35 PM (yztq2)
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Knowing CBD as we do, I expected it to be the Joe Namath shaving cream commercial with Farrah Fawcett. He's slipping.

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2019 07:58 PM (aXucN)

263 lol, you know, when the chicom harrrass foreign cos in chins in retaliation to the tariffs they are going to delete there servers and move their supply chains out immediately.

even funnier the supply chains are not even usually owned manufacturers but chicom owned manufacturers, so when everyone moves their supply chains the chicom will have lots of manufacturing capability and nothing to manufacture.

Posted by: yankeefifith at August 23, 2019 07:58 PM (HALdu)

264 251 Do you realize the Brazilian Rain Forest has contributed more CO2 in the past week than all the farting cows in AOC's district?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:55 PM (gAXBD)

It's a wash .

The rotting forest - CO2
Live forest - O

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 07:58 PM (2DOZq)

265 was a work to steal the thunder "

So, thunderstruck?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 07:58 PM (6qErC)

266 Maybe this cycle we don't have to worry about the MSM and teh RAYCISM.

If the LIVs aren't jazzed about coming out (ala SCOAMF's election), then it's down to base turnout and who cares if the 6:00 news is all anti-trump. MAGA > Crazies.

In other words, the MSM isn't making voters pull the lever; they may just keep people away in disgust. If you're fed up- with the tone of Trump, and not excited about the dems, are you going to come out to vote if you're a lazy/occasional voter? No. Lazy voters don't make the effort on "tone" and "demeanor".

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 23, 2019 07:59 PM (UYvk0)

267 What the hell is going on here's?
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (S7X0F)
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They're all Eagles fans, waiting for the free battery handouts. Season is starting soon, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2019 07:59 PM (aXucN)

268 My bother-in-law is receiving chemo for pancreatic cancer. He started about three weeks ago. He is able to eat and get around, but he is so tired that he can't focus on business matters more than 15 minutes or so. I imagine RBG is the same.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:59 PM (gAXBD)

269 Does Gaaiinnnzzzzburgh do protein shakes after her week Ironman? NO! Polonium shakes

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 23, 2019 07:59 PM (WhTSP)

270
Downtown Philly near the convention center and the surrounding areas has completely deteriorated.

The streets are literally filled with homeless and crazy people, on every block with no exceptions.

I haven't felt this unsafe on the streets since the 70s in NYC.

What the hell is going on here's?
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (S7X0F)


Two idiot mayors back-to-back and a DA bought and paid for by Soros who hates the police and won't prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.

But, hey, enjoy the soda tax!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 08:00 PM (b/7jm)

271 My bother-in-law is receiving chemo for pancreatic cancer. He started about three weeks ago. He is able to eat and get around, but he is so tired that he can't focus on business matters more than 15 minutes or so. I imagine RBG is the same.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:59 PM (gAXBD)
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God bless him. That must be very difficult.

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2019 08:01 PM (aXucN)

272 re RBG: Resident 3vil is a RPh, with lots of cancer experience...

i sent her the NPR article to parse, but she agrees it doesn't sound good.

and the bile duct insertion isn't a good sign either.

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at August 23, 2019 08:01 PM (/e9Kb)

273 257 Not having a great time in Philly.

Last time I was here was for a 5k run 4 years ago.

I'm here for the weekend to attend the ComiCon

Downtown Philly near the convention center and the surrounding areas has completely deteriorated.

The streets are literally filled with homeless and crazy people, on every block with no exceptions.


I haven't felt this unsafe on the streets since the 70s in NYC.


What the hell is going on here's?
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (S7X0F)

I really want nothing more than to never have to remotely be near Philadelphia again. And yet depending on certain things, I may have to, ugh.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 08:01 PM (vmRc0)

274 Didn't know that. Thanks Krebs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 08:01 PM (gAXBD)

275 Our good Chief Robed supreme leader has declared Notorious RBG can work at home so even during court session she doesn't have to be there.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:01 PM (BbGew)

276 >>>Why is my wine bottle gone? bbiam
Posted by: grammie winger at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM

The kids these days call it "AFK" Away From Keyboard.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2019 08:01 PM (q177U)

277 They're all Eagles fans,"

Glenn Frey is mort, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 08:01 PM (6qErC)

278 olddog, How is the wife with a little ribald humor?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:58 PM

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She's a moronette at heart. She married me.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 08:02 PM (qJeBn)

279 Thanks, bluebell.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 08:02 PM (gAXBD)

280
Our good Chief Robed supreme leader has declared Notorious RBG can work at home so even during court session she doesn't have to be there.
Posted by: Skip

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I don't see why they all can't. They don't deliberate. I think the office space is provided as a courtesy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 08:03 PM (13CQC)

281 The kids these days call it "AFK" Away From Keyboard."

The kids these days have their phones attached...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 08:03 PM (6qErC)

282 Greenland's probably the best place to play Skandi death metal.

Nobody there to hear it!

I keed, I keed. I'm actually quite a fan of Opeth. (from Sveden, ja?)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2019 08:03 PM (O8WFE)

283 235 you have a nice Cab, I got a Big Yellow Taxi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bdMSCdw20

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2019 07:52 PM (V2Yro)


Begging you're pardon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71sK0K0nEYo&list=RD71sK0K0nEYo&start_radio=1

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 08:03 PM (xj2l7)

284 he bile duct insertion isn't a good sign either.
Posted by: redc1c4


Is that ever a good sign?

Posted by: Shirtless patriotic guitar playing Miklos man at August 23, 2019 08:03 PM (QzkSJ)

285 I imagine RBG is the same.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2019 07:59 PM (gAXBD)

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The old whore has been halfway dead since Obama's second term.

Her clerks have been writing her decisions and telling her how to vote for a long time.

During her last illness, that scumbag Roberts let the clerks vote on her behalf.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2019 08:03 PM (5aX2M)

286 Except Mom, and my Girlfriend.



Shit.

Posted by: Don Q at August 23, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

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as long as they aren't one and the same, you're good.

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at August 23, 2019 08:04 PM (/e9Kb)

287 Dragging other threads in-

The most profound phone call I ever had in my life was a guy I knew that we loved butting heads on horses and politics. He called me to say that he dying of pancreatic cancer and we got a chance to tell each other we had effected each other's lives. He died the next week.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 08:04 PM (KOEi9)

288 Tuck isn't believing Crazy Uncle Joe has a chance to be the Democratic nomination

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:04 PM (BbGew)

289 @273

But this is insane.

You pretty much have to weave your way around swarms of crazy people.

It really is unnerving to be around so many people who clearly are not operating with a full deck.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 23, 2019 08:05 PM (S7X0F)

290 We are more of a humble, fly infested single wide.


Shell Pest Strips FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 23, 2019 08:05 PM (q1Pj5)

291 I'm actually quite a fan of Opeth"

Opie with a lithp?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 08:05 PM (6qErC)

292 ping!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 08:05 PM (/e9Kb)

293 Seth dropped out of the race? I thought he was arkancided, or was that Seth Rich? So many I get tangled up. I bet the kluntons can't remember over 1K themselves.

Posted by: Eromero at August 23, 2019 08:05 PM (UUkQp)

294 Nood Jordan Peterson.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 08:06 PM (qJeBn)

295 The way I read it Notorious RBG didn't have actual pancreatic cancer

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:06 PM (BbGew)

296 It really is unnerving to be around so many people who clearly are not operating with a full deck.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 23, 2019 08:05 PM (S7X0F)

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sounds like down town LA...

or the VA.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 08:06 PM (/e9Kb)

297 Trump doesn't want to buy Greenland. That's his opening bid. I guarantee we'll end up with what we want from Greenland, though. And if it puts Putin's and Xi's nuts out of joint, so much the better. Their Arctic fuckery will not be ignored by this president.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 23, 2019 08:06 PM (MLJ+L)

298 Shell Pest Strips FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet

Free protein, man.

Posted by: The eternally youthful Ethiopian starving child at August 23, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)

299 I'm sending a lawyer. Sue them for ruining your blood pressure.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:42 PM (v0R5T)


The rest of us will chip in for the guns and money

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 08:07 PM (ZNkX1)

300 RBG's ending is a lesson in spite and greed.

She could have happily retired during Obama's 2 terms and been "safely" replaced. But no, she wanted the historical historicalness of being appointed by one President Clinton and replaced by another-his historical wife. Probably replaced by Loretta Lynch - more historicalness.

And then Trump went and f'ked that all right up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2019 08:07 PM (O8WFE)

301 What the hell is going on here's?

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 23, 2019 07:57 PM (S7X0F) 

Things can go downhill faster than most of us would believe.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:08 PM (ltuaO)

302 China will fail at running their own in competition with ours

China's leadership cares about China (after The Party, of course).

America's leadership, pretty much all of it except Trump and a handful of confederates, hate America and work tirelessly for its doom.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 23, 2019 08:13 PM (lD3vL)

303 Trump doesn't want to buy Greenland.

China sure as Hell wants Greenland.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 23, 2019 08:14 PM (lD3vL)

304 You know, this pancreatic cancer thing is baffling. Wife had the Whipple and was told she's cancer free. But then told it'll prolly come back and won't be able to do surgery.

Reading the RBG thread below she's only got 7% chance. I've seen shit closer to 20% . Going to make the next 2-5 years best I can for her. Unless sepsis gets her earlier.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 08:15 PM (qJeBn)

305 It is not going down out of the bottom of the trading range (maybe 23,000) and not going above 27,500 unless something profound happens either way.

Watching it on a daily basis is kind of dumb. You have to watch 3-6 week trends, and usually longer.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 23, 2019 07:30 PM (S6Pax)

You also need to scale your outrage to the level of the average. a 600 point drop was huge when the average was 1000. Not so big a deal when it is nearly 30000, then it is just a ripple.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2019 08:27 PM (FTPn0)

306 Now God Emperor of Trolling Trump is just making them look like fools.

The best part is they keep making themselves look like huge hemorrhoid like fools.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 23, 2019 08:40 PM (pw+jk)

307 To be fair, its MSNBC. Its a community of Woke Retards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 23, 2019 08:46 PM (s5QgH)

308 Wasn't the joke that people went to journalist school cause it didn't require math? So maybe being a journalist was their only career choice.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 23, 2019 08:53 PM (lonOK)

309 I said this over at "Wyatt Earp's" O.K. Corral the other day: Trump toys with the media like someone using a laser pointer at a cat.

I love the way he gets them to chase their tails (and tales)!

Posted by: TX Nick77 at August 23, 2019 08:57 PM (BRam2)

310 Fredo news networks.

All of them

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