Jordan Peterson Voice Generation Brings Joy to Millions, But Then Goes Silent

I don't blame Jordan Peterson for being upset that this site which claims it can render text into Jordan Peterson's voice has him saying all sorts of kooky things.

In April of this year, a company called Coding Elite exposed an artificial intelligence (AI) program that to a substantial sample of my voice, which is easily accessible on the YouTube lectures and podcasts that I have posted over the last years. In consequence, they were able to duplicate my manner of speaking with exceptional precision, starting out by producing versions of me rapping Eminem songs such as Lose Yourself (which has now garnered 250,000 views) and Rap God (which has only garnered 17,000) as well as Rock Lobster (1400 views). They have done something similar with Bernie Sanders (singing Dancing Queen), Donald Trump (Sweet Dreams) and Ben Shapiro, who also delivered Rap God. The company has a model, the address of which you can find on their YouTube channel, which allows the use to make Trump, Obama, Clinton or Sanders say anything whatsoever.

I happen to think Rap God is an amazing piece of work, and when I first encountered my verbal avatar belting out the lyrics I thought that it was cool, in a teenage tech-geek sort of way. And I suppose it was. This caused quite a stir on the net in April, with media companies such as Forbes and Motherboard (a division of Vice) noting that the machine learning technology only required six hours of original audio (that is, actually generated by me) to produce its credible fakes, matching rhythm, stress, sound and prose intonation.

This week, however, a company called notjordanpeterson.com put an AI engine online that allows anyone to type anything and have it reproduced in my voice. Itís hard to get access to or use the site, at the moment, presumably because it is currently attracting more traffic than its servers can handle. [NOTE: As of August 23, this website posted the following announcement: In light of Dr. Petersonís response to the technology demonstrated by this site, which you can read here, and out of respect for Dr. Peterson, the functionality of the site will be disabled for the time being.]

But it was pretty funny while it lasted.

The original "Rap God," the Jordan Peterson version, is here. Content warning for offensive rap lyrics.

Below, some more Not Jordan Peterson audio clips. I like the one about the academic research into whether traps are gay.

Content warning for all of these; the go-to joke is to make "Jordan Peterson" say something uncharacteristically profane.






Whether you think this is funny or not -- I think it's funny as long as it's branded as a fake, and restricts itself to silliness rather than defamation -- you should definitely know that this technology is now widely available, and that any audio you hear may be completely fake but nearly impossible to discern as fake.

And of course you can't trust video either -- it's now within anyone's ability to create "Deep Fake" video of anyone on earth.

This video shows how easy it is to morph Bill Hader into Tom Cruise, whenever Hader slips into his Tom Cruise impression.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM




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1 Huh

Posted by: SMH at August 23, 2019 08:01 PM (RU4sa)

2 Top 10.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 08:05 PM (qJeBn)

3 Geez Louise.. I read the content in full!
I coulda been a contenduh!!!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 08:05 PM (438dO)

4 I saw Dave Cullen's video on this a couple days ago.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 08:07 PM (vmRc0)

5 I don't think I have heard Peterson enough for this to get funny for me.

Posted by: irright at August 23, 2019 08:07 PM (RVcmP)

6 Wide margins for a second

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:07 PM (BbGew)

7 I nooded the last thread.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 08:08 PM (qJeBn)

8 Where is everyone?

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at August 23, 2019 08:08 PM (FxJnm)

9
I can't watch this. Too scary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 08:08 PM (13CQC)

10
Which presidential election will this technology sway? 2020, 2024?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 08:09 PM (13CQC)

11 willowed


The way I read it Notorious RBG didn't have actual pancreatic cancer

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:06 PM (BbGew)

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if you have a tumor on/in your pancreas, you have pancreatic cancer.

and the bile duct means it was obstructing the passage way between the organs.

the big question is the exact wording of her deal with the Devil.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 08:09 PM (/e9Kb)

12 I can't watch this. Too scary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 08:08 PM (13CQC)
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Exactly how I feel. I think I'll go wash the dishes.

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2019 08:09 PM (aXucN)

13 Every time I try to watch one of Petersen's videos, I start nodding off..
I mean it's nice to see him pwn libtard interviewers.. but, after about 90 seconds, it just puts me to sleep..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 08:09 PM (438dO)

14 Good. The more fake stuff that's out there the less people will trust *anything*.


Our so-called elite have used and abused our natural inclination to "trust" for far too long. See: TV personalities, famous people, "scientists", teachers, our "intelligence" services...


At this point, I'll take a nation/world of skeptics that any fucker is right, or anything they hear or see from anyone is true.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 08:10 PM (uEbPt)

15 the big question is the exact wording of her deal with the Devil."

She's at the crossroads?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 08:10 PM (6qErC)

16 This is funny, but also horrifying.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 23, 2019 08:10 PM (CKmCN)

17 Beer:30 here, so i'm off, not that anyone cares.

back for the ONT.

(where still no one will care)

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 08:10 PM (/e9Kb)

18 Technology has finally caught up to what demons have reputedly always been able to do: possession and shape shifting.

Posted by: Decaf at August 23, 2019 08:11 PM (kGBB1)

19 How can we be sure that someone claiming to be "Not Jordan Peterson" is, in fact, not Jordan Peterson?

Posted by: Miklos, wondering if Tuesday are still Pants Day at August 23, 2019 08:11 PM (QzkSJ)

20 if you have a tumor on/in your pancreas, you have pancreatic cancer.

and the bile duct means it was obstructing the passage way between the organs.

the big question is the exact wording of her deal with the Devil.


Posted by: redc1c4

.........
Well.. no..
You can have almost any kind of cancer in any organ.. they like to move around..Have a friend with colo-rectal cancer in the lungs..
I ain't no doc, but that's how I understand it..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 08:11 PM (438dO)

21 This is funny, but also horrifying"

I dunno, I wouldn't call Letterman horrifying. Disturbed, sure tho...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 08:12 PM (6qErC)

22 18 Technology has finally caught up to what demons have reputedly always been able to do: possession and shape shifting.
Posted by: Decaf at August 23, 2019 08:11 PM (kGBB1)

And this is proof of why reality is not a simulation, because none of us can actually do that.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 08:12 PM (vmRc0)

23 So the Mission Impossible voice synthesizers are real?

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:12 PM (ltuaO)

24 Beer:30 here.

Tequila time.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 08:13 PM (6qErC)

25 If anything can be faked then it can also be used as an excuse - it wasn't me.

The question "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes." finally becomes inderstandable.

Posted by: Decaf at August 23, 2019 08:15 PM (kGBB1)

26 OHHHHHHHHHH GOD !! Tucker is on the POOOOOOOR Tulsi thing & hass that leftwing hack Reporter Mike Tracey

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 23, 2019 08:15 PM (BqBId)

27 This is the vaunted "AI"? This is weak. Of course, I remember thinking the same, thirty-five years ago, "this is how old, and it's this lame?" The professor did not enjoy my opinion.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2019 08:16 PM (x/2Z8)

28 Is this a great country or what?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 23, 2019 08:16 PM (6qa8a)

29 Beer:30 here, so i'm off, not that anyone cares.

back for the ONT.

(where still no one will care)
Posted by: redc1c4

The Horde (or maybe just me) has great care, affection, and if I dare say, love (no homo) for any Moron with 30 beers.

No hugs though

Posted by: Miklos, on his way over at August 23, 2019 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)

30 Lighten up, Jordie.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 23, 2019 08:16 PM (QwmrN)

31 I mean, traps ARE gay. This is known.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 23, 2019 08:18 PM (icI8A)

32 I don't find Heder funny at all but that morphing thing is pretty funny and scary.

Posted by: turambar at August 23, 2019 08:18 PM (Gylu/)

33 Deep fakes that approximated the visual aspect of a person was bad enough now that they seem on the cusp of adding the audio dimension as well makes it possible to do incredibly sinister things.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 23, 2019 08:19 PM (S7X0F)

34 http://bit.ly/2MAQp3E
*******
Report: King George Really Regretted Not Imposing Red Flag Laws On Deranged American Colonists | The Babylon Bee

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 23, 2019 08:19 PM (BqBId)

35 I mean, traps ARE gay. This is known.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 23, 2019 08:18 PM

*nods*

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 23, 2019 08:20 PM (Qx6XW)

36 Dr. Petersen is a towering intellectual, who knows how to make complex concepts accessible to the common man.

It only figures that shitheads play with toys to make fun.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 23, 2019 08:20 PM (6/uwW)

37 Beer:30 here

He must be on CST.

On the east coast, it's already half-past bourbon.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2019 08:20 PM (4QHtX)

38 What has Jordan Peterson ever said in public beside "wash your penis"?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 23, 2019 08:20 PM (o3AYq)

39 This is funny, but there is a danger to this. We are already through social engineering denying reality.

When you have things like this it makes it even harder to distinguish the 'real'.

At least until Master has Blaster hold your head down in a lake of pig shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 08:22 PM (gmtFW)

40
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
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in Chelsea, Michigan
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at August 23, 2019 08:22 PM (KCxzN)

41 Well.. no..
You can have almost any kind of cancer in any organ.. they like to move around..Have a friend with colo-rectal cancer in the lungs..
I ain't no doc, but that's how I understand it..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 08:11 PM

---------------

Ermm... aka Stage 4

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 08:23 PM (qJeBn)

42 Dr. Petersen is a towering intellectual, who knows how to make complex concepts accessible to the common man.

It only figures that shitheads play with toys to make fun.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 23, 2019 08:20 PM (6/uwW)


The media certainly does not want to risk the great unwashed masses actually hearing the real Jordan Petersen and then thinking about what they heard!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2019 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

43 Who is Jordan Peterson?

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 08:23 PM (xj2l7)

44 He morphed into Seth Rogan for brief impression too.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 08:24 PM (2DOZq)

45
The tumor identifies as benign, so no treatment is needed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 23, 2019 08:25 PM (Wx/+I)

46 I mean, traps ARE gay. This is known.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 23, 2019 08:18 PM


Dude. You trying to stigmatize the GAINZZ Threads?

Posted by: Dr. F. N. Furter at August 23, 2019 08:25 PM (DMUuz)

47 With tech like this and red flag laws, what could possibly go wrong when Democrats get back into power ?

Posted by: jsg at August 23, 2019 08:26 PM (Jkeum)

48 I expect big problems with this stuff. Some tech guy was quoted online as saying that yes innocent people will end up in prison because of this technology.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2019 08:26 PM (j3npP)

49 48 I expect big problems with this stuff. Some tech guy was quoted online as saying that yes innocent people will end up in prison because of this technology.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2019 08:26 PM (j3npP)

Exactly as planned.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 08:27 PM (vmRc0)

50
And this is proof of why reality is not a simulation, because none of us can actually do that.
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru)

======

And thus will cybertechnology subvert itself. It gets so powerful that we can't trust it, so we return to reality. Live appearances. Trump is ahead of this curve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 08:27 PM (13CQC)

51 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 08:11 PM

There are genetic markers that tell you where the cancer started, and thus give the doctors clues as to the most effective treatment. Untreated, that cancer will spread and wind up everywhere in the body...

unless it kills you first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2019 08:28 PM (BiNEL)

52
Remarkable it is that Peterson stating some fairly commonplace observations causes the Left to go into foaming-at-the-mouth rage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 23, 2019 08:28 PM (Wx/+I)

53 You can have almost any kind of cancer in any organ.. they like to move around..Have a friend with colo-rectal cancer in the lungs..
I ain't no doc, but that's how I understand it..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 08:11 PM


Both grandmas and dad had cancer that then traveled thru the body. Wasn't long after that there were gone.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 08:28 PM (BLFnH)

54 there = they

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 08:28 PM (BLFnH)

55 I expect big problems with this stuff. Some tech guy was quoted online as saying that yes innocent people will end up in prison because of this technology.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

_______________

I believe it.

And anyone that claims video is faked, we have to believe them.

There should be something a like a watermark required when this tech is being used. That would be an easy solution if only a few firms can do this.

Sort of like printers/scanners are required not to be able to print copies of US currency, etc

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 08:28 PM (zuvmW)

56 Hey Alton, how are ya this fine evening?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 08:29 PM (KOEi9)

57 The Tom Cruise morphing video reminded me of the guy on the Howard Stern show who naturally had the exact same voice as David Letterman. Shame he recently passed away.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

58 scary as it may be, this will disconnect words from faces, leaving only ideas to be judged.

Posted by: my shoes are worn at August 23, 2019 08:29 PM (3W9+J)

59 Other than tom cruise, I have no clue who any of the people are in the content. I'm guessing I should be thrilled.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 23, 2019 08:29 PM (9Om/r)

60 I expect big problems with this stuff. Some tech guy was quoted online as saying that yes innocent people will end up in prison because of this technology.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2019 08:26 PM (j3npP)

A manufactured Trump rant on race laced with racial epithets at just the right time could clinch the election for the Democrats. Even if revealed afterwards it would be too late to matter.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:30 PM (ltuaO)

61 It's great that Jordan has such a following among the youth.

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2019 08:30 PM (dyaak)

62
I'm well, Ben Had

how are you?

Posted by: AltonJackson
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in Chelsea, Michigan
details soon
at August 23, 2019 08:30 PM (KCxzN)

63 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 23, 2019 08:29 PM (9Om/r)

Lucky you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2019 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

64 The Bill Hader video is on the wrong side of the Uncanny Valley.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2019 08:32 PM (yQpMk)

65 Hey, it's Friday evening and any one with a drink in hand needs to raise your glass for the SoCal MoMe tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 08:32 PM (KOEi9)

66 A manufactured Trump rant on race laced with racial epithets at just the right time could clinch the election for the Democrats. Even if revealed afterwards it would be too late to matter.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:30 PM (ltuaO)


You gotta love it when a plan comes together!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2019 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

67 O/T: just tuned into the Diamondbacks game and I've gotta say -- am absolutely hating the all white vs. all black uniforms they're wearing for this year's Players Weekend.


Hey MLB Marketing, I hear Gillette is hiring ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 23, 2019 08:33 PM (WqPYg)

68 Hey, it's Friday evening and any one with a drink in hand needs to raise your glass for the SoCal MoMe tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 08:32 PM (KOEi9)


I guess some rational people have not been able to escape California ...

yet!

And done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

69 No drink in hand Ben but wishing good luck, great weather, and lots of fun tomorrow for your gathering.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:35 PM (BbGew)

70 A manufactured Trump rant on race laced with racial epithets at just the right time could clinch the election for the Democrats. Even if revealed afterwards it would be too late to matter.

Posted by: Sharrukin2

_____________

That's pretty much a given.

A foreign power could make a convincing video where a leader in the US is saying the "N" word and the media would dutifully get the country worked up into a frenzy.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 08:35 PM (zuvmW)

71 46 I mean, traps ARE gay. This is known.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 23, 2019 08:18 PM

Dude. You trying to stigmatize the GAINZZ Threads?
Posted by: Dr. F. N. Furter at August 23, 2019 08:25 PM (DMUuz

Those faggots are difficult to grow.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 23, 2019 08:35 PM (QwmrN)

72 I had decided long ago that I wouldn't believe any claims made from audio only.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

73 Sorry to go offthread/willowed so early, but I think Ace said last week that there was no such thing as off thread.

Anyway, back to the last Joe Biden thread, did you notice that the latest of Joe's dementia/Alzheimer's/senility gaffes were accomplished in front of teleprompters? He either is too stupid just to try to read the script, or his eyesight is so bad that he is unable to read the script, or worse still, Joe thinks he is so eloquent he doesn't need a teleprompter.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 23, 2019 08:37 PM (ZD+J8)

74 Skip, this is for the morons behind enemy lines in CA.

Tx MoMe is still almost 8 weeks away.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 08:38 PM (KOEi9)

75 And thus will cybertechnology subvert itself. It
gets so powerful that we can't trust it, so we return to reality. Live
appearances. Trump is ahead of this curve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 08:27 PM (13CQC)

=======


I wouldn't be surprised if manipulating Live Appearances is already on the AI horizon.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 23, 2019 08:38 PM (WqPYg)

76 He is too stupid just to try to read the script and his eyesight is so bad that he is unable to read the script and worse still Joe thinks he is so eloquent he doesn't need a teleprompter.

Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2019 08:38 PM (Tnijr)

77 65
Hey, it's Friday evening and any one with a drink in hand needs to raise your glass for the SoCal MoMe tomorrow.

Nostrovia!

Posted by: dartist at August 23, 2019 08:39 PM (K22Va)

78 I had decided long ago that I wouldn't believe any claims made from audio only.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

And you think this sort of tech for video as well as audio isn't available to the intelligence services? The same intelligence services who manufactured evidence against Trump.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:40 PM (ltuaO)

79 The filter that requires the least amount of programming and CPU cycles is the Hillary! to Satan Transmogrifier. It's literally a single-pixel transition between the two. We thought it'd be easy, but this was horrifyingly easy.

Posted by: notjordanpeterson.com at August 23, 2019 08:40 PM (6eEQ+)

80 75 I wouldn't be surprised if manipulating Live Appearances is already on the AI horizon.
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 23, 2019 08:38 PM (WqPYg)

Imagine all appliances being IoT from now on, all of them have cameras equipped, and all of them either set off an alarm beep or refuse to function if the camera is obstructed.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 08:40 PM (vmRc0)

81 Did ace say 3 threads ago that he was going to stop posting tonite?

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2019 08:41 PM (dyaak)

82 dartist, That's the spirit.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 08:41 PM (KOEi9)

83 "76 He is too stupid just to try to read the script and his eyesight is so bad that he is unable to read the script and worse still Joe thinks he is so eloquent he doesn't need a teleprompter.

Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2019 08:38 PM (Tnijr) "



Embracing the power of "and" like a true Hordeling !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 08:41 PM (XNDy+)

84
A manufactured Trump rant on race laced with racial epithets at just the right time could clinch the election for the Democrats. Even if revealed afterwards it would be too late to matter.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:30 PM


that was a plot point in The Expanse

Posted by: AltonJackson
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in Chelsea, Michigan
details soon
at August 23, 2019 08:42 PM (KCxzN)

85 A manufactured Trump rant on race laced with racial epithets at just the right time could clinch the election for the Democrats. Even if revealed afterwards it would be too late to matter.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:30 PM (ltuaO)

*low voice*

We've taken recordings of several of the biggest SJW loudmouths and made new recordings of them saying the n word and trashing homos. Let's watch what happens.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2019 08:42 PM (j3npP)

86 Some Moron's post sent me on a quest for songs from Joni Mitchell's Miles of Aisle with the L.A. Express. -one side only-
and I found this:

In 2010, Mitchell told a reporter at the Los Angeles Times that she has a "weird, incurable disease that seems like it's from outer space."

She said the condition is the reason why she often hides from the public eye. Mitchell described seeing "fibers in a variety of colors protrude out of my skin like mushrooms after a rainstorm: they cannot be forensically identified as animal, vegetable or mineral." -

She also denies being what one author described as "one of the world's great smokers" having anything to do with her deteriorating vocal abilities or health.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 08:42 PM (xj2l7)

87 I refuse to watch this stuff. It's dehumanizing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 23, 2019 08:42 PM (H8QX8)

88 25 to 30% of Americans think the government has it's own money and you think people won't fall for this ?

Posted by: jsg at August 23, 2019 08:42 PM (Jkeum)

89 "I refuse to watch this stuff. It's dehumanizing"

I don't see the problem.

Posted by: de Humanzie at August 23, 2019 08:44 PM (Tnijr)

90 Hey, it's Friday evening and any one with a drink in hand needs to raise your glass for the SoCal MoMe tomorrow.
Posted by: Ben Had at Aug

Raised!

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 08:44 PM (BLFnH)

91 25 to 30% of Americans think the government has it's own money and you think people won't fall for this ?

Well, American citizens are indeed chattel of the US Government. Obama was right when he said that the 16th Amendment gave the Fe'ral government the authority to confiscate everything you own.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 23, 2019 08:45 PM (lD3vL)

92 I missed it by two weeks. (srsly)

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 08:45 PM (BLFnH)

93 "Nostrovia!

Posted by: dartist at August 23, 2019 08:39 PM (K22Va) '


Ah, lovely Nostrovia, the second - largest port city of Peruvia, famous for its beerhalls and brothels !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 08:45 PM (XNDy+)

94 86. Morgellan's disease

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2019 08:45 PM (dyaak)

95
Ah, lovely Nostrovia, the second - largest port city of Peruvia, famous for its beerhalls and brothels !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 08:45 PM


the concept of "Rocktoberfest" was created there

true story

Posted by: AltonJackson
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at August 23, 2019 08:47 PM (KCxzN)

96 *hoists one for the MoMe and all attending*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 08:47 PM (XNDy+)

97 that was a plot point in†The Expanse

Posted by: AltonJackson
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at August 23, 2019 08:42 PM (KCxzN)

That a space movie orc. Interesting.

This tech will change the internet over time because nothing you post or present can be trusted so all a politico has to is deny it.

Of course in the meantime it will cause merry old hell.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:47 PM (ltuaO)

98 sock_rat, How did the Dr apt go?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 08:49 PM (KOEi9)

99 78 I had decided long ago that I wouldn't believe any claims made from audio only.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

And you think this sort of tech for video as well as audio isn't available to the intelligence services? The same intelligence services who manufactured evidence against Trump.
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:40 PM (ltuaO)

No I don't as well as more variables required to fake in order to present it as real.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 23, 2019 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

100 Barely can stay awake any longer
Have fun kids

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:49 PM (BbGew)

101 *space movie*

How the hell did autocorrect think orc belonged there?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:49 PM (ltuaO)

102 94 86. Morgellan's disease

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2019 08:45 PM (dyaak)

"...Mitchell described seeing "fibers in a variety of colors protrude out of my skin like mushrooms after a rainstorm: they cannot be forensically identified as animal, vegetable or mineral." -


Crazy, ate too many of those mushrooms growing out of her skin. When the DRs analyzed the wounds caused by scratching the only fibers found were from clothing material.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 08:49 PM (xj2l7)

103 Hey, Ben Had, don't know if you saw I answered your question in last thread.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 08:51 PM (qJeBn)

104
How the hell did autocorrect think orc belonged there?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 08:49 PM


'cause it rhymes?

Posted by: AltonJackson
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, Michigan
details soon
at August 23, 2019 08:52 PM (KCxzN)

105 Have fun kids
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:49 PM (BbGew)


By all means. If you're going to have kids at all, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 08:54 PM (amw5z)

106 My kids are fun.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 08:55 PM (qJeBn)

107 OT: Can a dead person get a pancreatic tumor?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 08:55 PM (amw5z)

108 I'm a little disappointed. That actually sounds like... a computer generated voice.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 08:55 PM (h2Bdk)

109 105 Have fun kids
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 08:49 PM (BbGew)

By all means. If you're going to have kids at all, I mean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 08:54 PM (amw5z)


Something something about my uncle and his horse.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 08:56 PM (h2Bdk)

110 I think this kind of thing is actually funnier than a fake computer voice copying a real voice.

I give you Donald Trump singing Senorita.

https://youtu.be/m7SlTS8R2I0

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2019 08:58 PM (Z7lwY)

111 Taking a break from baseball, I would like to say that games where the teams are in some sort of historical uniform or costume blow. Cleveland and KC are wearing goofy black (Cleveland) and white (KC) outfits. KC looks like some minor league cricket team out of New South Wales, and the Tribe like clumsy ninjas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 23, 2019 08:58 PM (C1Lsn)

112 The one of Trump as a Pashtun King was so good.

Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 23, 2019 08:59 PM (w7KSn)

113 Not to go all "treachery of images", ... but you were never listening to Jordan Peterson or seeing him. You were watching pixels and listening to your loudspeaker. The linking of reproduced dynamic visual/auditory information and a person is just a little deceit we've all enjoyed over the recent past (only the past 160 years).

If you told someone in the 1850s that a magic box that you thought contained a real person was now lying to you and saying things the person never said, they'd say, "well of course, why would you trust a magic box?" But we did.

Posted by: bananaDream at August 23, 2019 08:59 PM (l6b3d)

114 olddog, I will go check as I didn't see it. Thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 08:59 PM (KOEi9)

115 Something something about my uncle and his horse.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 08:56 PM (h2Bdk)

?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 23, 2019 09:00 PM (QwmrN)

116 107 OT: Can a dead person get a pancreatic tumor?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 08:55 PM (amw5z)

If Superman gets cancer, is it Super Cancer which can fly and turn back time?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 09:00 PM (gmtFW)

117 I give you Donald Trump singing Senorita.

https://youtu.be/m7SlTS8R2I0
Posted by: buzzion at

heh, that's funny for a dead guy. Thanks.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2019 09:02 PM (BLFnH)

118 With this technology I will win 4th place.

Posted by: RBG at August 23, 2019 09:02 PM (Jkeum)

119 *taps mic* Did the Matrix glitch again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 09:02 PM (gmtFW)

120 "I would like to say that games where the teams are in some sort of historical uniform or costume blow."



It's every game this weekend.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 23, 2019 09:02 PM (4thlk)

121 115 Something something about my uncle and his horse.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 08:56 PM (h2Bdk)

?
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 23, 2019 09:00 PM (QwmrN)

His uncle had to go see a man about a horse?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 09:04 PM (gmtFW)

122 the Tribe like clumsy ninjas.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

"The Clumsiest Ninja" followed by "The Lesbian Adventures of Batwoman What's a Lesbian" Thursdays on the WB.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 23, 2019 09:05 PM (mOcZx)

123 Players weekend. They get to pick funny nicknames and put colored tape on their bats.

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at August 23, 2019 09:05 PM (FxJnm)

124
Have fun kids.
Have fun, kids.

Commas. Love them. Live them. Use them.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade (Chairborne) at August 23, 2019 09:07 PM (DMUuz)

125 Breaking:

The Navy has adopted the RBG training program for the Seals.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 23, 2019 09:07 PM (Zv1X1)

126 Commas. Love them. Live them. Use them.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade (Chairborne) at August 23, 2019 09:07 PM (DMUuz)



Let's eat Grandma!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 09:08 PM (amw5z)

127 25 to 30% of Americans think the government has it's own money and you think people won't fall for this ?

What percentage thought the previous President had his "own stash" from which he would pay all their bills?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 09:08 PM (K8bwI)

128 Obama just made a stupid real estate deal to buy a house on Martha's Vineyard (Island). The island will be under water in 10 years due to Globull Warming !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 23, 2019 09:09 PM (qM84C)

129 His uncle had to go see a man about a horse?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 09:04 PM (gmtFW)

Yes, it was a horse with no name.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 23, 2019 09:09 PM (Zv1X1)

130 commas, put one everywhere!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:09 PM (KOEi9)

131 The Navy has adopted the RBG training program for the Seals.

Too many candidates and they need to step up the wash-out rate?

That's racist !

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 23, 2019 09:10 PM (lD3vL)

132 Here's a comma for YOU
and here's a comma for YOU
and here's a comma for YOU

Posted by: Orca Winfree at August 23, 2019 09:10 PM (amw5z)

133
a large percentage of the population will watch a James O'Keefe undercover video with the timestamp clearly visible & will believe it's been "selectively edited"

a computer generated "Trump racial rant" will be accepted as the gospel truth

Posted by: AltonJackson
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, Michigan
details soon
at August 23, 2019 09:12 PM (KCxzN)

134 Taking a break from baseball...

I have been taking a break from baseball since they went on strike.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 23, 2019 09:12 PM (lD3vL)

135 130 commas, put one everywhere!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:09 PM (KOEi9)


Absolutely, correct!

Posted by: William Shatner at August 23, 2019 09:13 PM (Z7lwY)

136 NSFW at all. Peach fuzz and goosebumps on beautiful women. Enjoy.... seriously, it's amazing.

http://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/ 19042181#p19042181

http://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/19063301

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM (QwmrN)

137 Radio listener survey
What puts you to sleep faster"

Hockey game
Baseball

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM (KOEi9)

138 I got a BREAKING NEWS ALERT email from the Seattle Times about the Black Queer Get Together in Seattle this weekend. Sounds like a lot of fun. I'm packing my bags.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM (FiUMj)

139
Pro Tip: Unlike ampersands, EVERY AoSHQ Commenter has an unlimited number of commas available to them, even those Deplorables who inhabit the dank wasteland of those who have never claimed a "First!" on the ONT.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade (Chairborne) at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM (DMUuz)

140 So, according to the "media" RPG had 3 weeks of radiation treatments for a cancerous tumor on her pancreas and she's doing just fine?They are telling us, nothing to see here it was only one little tumor...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2019 09:16 PM (O2RFr)

141 134 Taking a break from baseball...

I have been taking a break from baseball since they went on strike.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 23, 2019 09:12 PM (lD3vL)

___

I've been taking a break for 30ish years....since I hit puberty and started noticing girls

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 09:16 PM (FiUMj)

142 > I ain't no doc, but that's how I understand it..

Neither am I a doc, but that's how I understand it too.

It's pretty much a given of the BAD KILLS YOU DEAD kind of cancer that the shit starts spreading all over your body. The "just generally sucks" kind of cancer stays in one nice tumor where it can be cut out, irradiated, injected, or whatever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 09:17 PM (cB5if)

143 123 Players weekend. They get to pick funny nicknames and put colored tape on their bats.
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at August 23, 2019 09:05 PM (FxJnm)

One of the all time best nicknames given to a ball player is The Sniper for Russell Martin C. Fucking badass.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 23, 2019 09:17 PM (QwmrN)

144
I got a BREAKING NEWS ALERT email from the Seattle Times about the Black
Queer Get Together in Seattle this weekend. Sounds like a lot of fun.
I'm packing my bags.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM (FiUMj)



Barry O: I'm already there!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 09:17 PM (Tyz+N)

145 There were comedians who made a living looking, sounding and acting 'exactly' like well known people. thinking of the fellow from Taxi who did the Mighty Mouse theme and I couldn't distinguish him from Elvis. Welcome to the machine, my son.

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:19 PM (go+84)

146 Squat thrusts give you a nice burn.

Posted by: RBG at August 23, 2019 09:19 PM (Jkeum)

147 Pro Tip: Unlike ampersands, EVERY AoSHQ Commenter
has an unlimited number of commas available to them, even those
Deplorables who inhabit the dank wasteland of those who have never
claimed a "First!" on the ONT.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade (Chairborne) at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM (DMUuz)



Comrade Bernie: No person should have more than one comma. In my administration, comma inequality will end!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 09:19 PM (Tyz+N)

148 > a person is just a little deceit we've all enjoyed over the recent past (only the past 160 years).

And wasn't too reliable even then.

Stalin, and before him, Lenin were famous for having unpersons removed from photographs, and that was in the 1920s and 30s.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 09:20 PM (cB5if)

149 115
Something something about my uncle and his horse.

A polite way to say he had to go take a piss.

Posted by: dartist at August 23, 2019 09:20 PM (K22Va)

150 Comrade Bernie: No person should have more than one comma. In my administration, comma inequality will end!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 09:19 PM (Tyz+N)

--------

Under Commanism, commas will be fairly distributed. From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 09:20 PM (amw5z)

151 > Barry O: I'm already there!!!!

Wanna share a rental car?

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at August 23, 2019 09:21 PM (cB5if)

152 RBG's legacy will be as a warrior for the right to kill your baby. I think that deserves a statue or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 09:22 PM (amw5z)

153 Rich Little could impersonate anyone.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:22 PM (KOEi9)

154 There were comedians who made a living looking, sounding and acting 'exactly' like well known people.
Posted by: Madtom

1993 was a rough year.

Posted by: Dana Carvey at August 23, 2019 09:22 PM (mOcZx)

155 My prediction is much worse. Some police department will fake security camera footage to ensure a GUILTY person goes to prison.

They already do that, routinely, without the footage.

The potential for a complete breakdown in trust in our institutions seems obvious, to me.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:23 PM (ykYG2)

156 RBG's legacy will be as a warrior for the right to kill your baby. I think that deserves a statue or something.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Fine. We'll put her name on a plaque and mount an eggbeater on it. Then drop it in a landfill.

Posted by: Brother Cavil says at August 23, 2019 09:23 PM (D5yyd)

157 They can even do that malarkey while you're standing at the podium! Don't believe that stuff you're seeing about me!

Posted by: JoEy BiDeN at August 23, 2019 09:25 PM (aQWHG)

158 'Impersonator". that's what I was thinking of. If a live person can do that, think what an AI can do. (shivers)

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:25 PM (go+84)

159 May they bury RBG next to John McCain so I can piss on them both at once.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:26 PM (KOEi9)

160 I got a BREAKING NEWS ALERT email from the Seattle Times about the Black Queer Get Together in Seattle this weekend. Sounds like a lot of fun. I'm packing my bags.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM

--------------

You're Canadian?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 09:26 PM (qJeBn)

161 3 weeks treatment in one of the most expensive exclusive cancer hospitals in the World... And she's 86?Any of you have insurance to cover something like that?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2019 09:26 PM (O2RFr)

162 as for "that kind of cancer you eventually get better from", to quote from Moloch in The Watchmen : maybe that's melanoma. That's the kind I've been fighting. especially since 2004.

Hasn't spread elsewhere, but it's no fun to spend every few nights checking my lower back in a mirror for spots.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:26 PM (ykYG2)

163 160 I got a BREAKING NEWS ALERT email from the Seattle Times about the Black Queer Get Together in Seattle this weekend. Sounds like a lot of fun. I'm packing my bags.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM

--------------

You're Canadian?
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 09:26 PM (qJeBn)

____

FUCK NO I ain't no Canuckistani. Why do you ax?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 09:27 PM (FiUMj)

164 Rich Little could impersonate anyone.

He was a genius.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:27 PM (dUJdY)

165 Raising a glass to a successful SoCalMoMe AND it looks like we may just try to make it to the Michigan one - gotta contact Anton.

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 23, 2019 09:27 PM (VyC6S)

166 161 3 weeks treatment in one of the most expensive exclusive cancer hospitals in the World... And she's 86?Any of you have insurance to cover something like that?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2019 09:26 PM (O2RFr)

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At some point, you've had enough living.

-- B. Obama

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 09:27 PM (amw5z)

167 ASPEN, Colo. (KKTV) - A bear was euthanized in Colorado after reportedly attacking a restaurant manager.

Colorado Parks and Wildlife is reporting the attack happened in Aspen on Sunday. Officers located the bear within town limits on Monday. A DNA test confirmed it was the same animal that bit the manager.

-
This burned me up when I was a prosecutor. The Department of Wildlife took their cases so damn seriously and had all the resources they needed while everybody else had to wait. This appears to have been a fairly serious incident, still, it happened Sunday and no later than Friday they had the DNA results back. We had to wait months to get DNA results back on mere murders and rapes. (I had to dismiss one case because the analysis of suspected controlled substance didn't come back before speedy trial ran.) The DOW has its own lab and far fewer cases than we mere mortals.

P.S. We used to call DOW officers "Duck Dicks".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 09:28 PM (+y/Ru)

168 I dimly recall an offer for a road-trip to McCain's grave site, where the bus would have all the grilled asparagus and Coors Light you could consume, for free! ... but no terlits.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:28 PM (ykYG2)

169 Hey you know how NeverTrumpers and leftists (BIRM) keep saying Trump lied about building a wall...

Weird...

https://apnews.com/316aebde39764098922d8df48942c989

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 09:28 PM (FiUMj)

170 Clean yo room, wash yo ass..

Now give me my fuggin money

Posted by: Han Yolo at August 23, 2019 09:28 PM (k5hWy)

171 161: I recently did 7 wks in a top Hosp in my area. I was afraid to ask what it would have cost w/o insurance.

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:28 PM (go+84)

172 136 NSFW at all. Peach fuzz and goosebumps on beautiful women. Enjoy.... seriously, it's amazing.

http://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/ 19042181#p19042181

http://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/19063301
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 23, 2019 09:15 PM (QwmrN)


Lotta peaches at that link, so yeah, peach fuzz.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 23, 2019 09:28 PM (di1hb)

173 Rich Little could impersonate anyone.



He was a genius.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:27 PM (dUJdY)


Frank Gorshin was very good too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 09:29 PM (Tyz+N)

174 At some point, you've had enough living.

-- B. Obama

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 09:27 PM (amw5z)


What will O;Shitzel cry when the reaper comes for him?

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 09:29 PM (xj2l7)

175 171 161: I recently did 7 wks in a top Hosp in my area. I was afraid to ask what it would have cost w/o insurance.

Prayers for a full recovery... May I ask.. Are you 86?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2019 09:29 PM (O2RFr)

176 Alton, Alton!! Ok, so that was not my first glass tonight. Meh

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 23, 2019 09:29 PM (VyC6S)

177 No Donna, only 68. but it worked. For now

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:31 PM (go+84)

178 Frank Gorshin, jockey and horse after a race.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 09:31 PM (xj2l7)

179 What will O;Shitzel cry when the reaper comes for him?
Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 09:29 PM (xj2l7)

--------

The Reaper will need to go room to room in his sprawling, carbon-spewing Marthas Vineyard mansion to find him first.

"There's only so big a house you can have"

-- B. Obama

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 09:32 PM (amw5z)

180 Hi Jewells. Want to let you know that wife gets so many compliments on her bracelet.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 09:32 PM (qJeBn)

181 No Donna, only 68. but it worked. For now

Happy to hear that... My point is she is quite elderly with numerous bouts of cancer... I wonder how long an insurance company would continue treating someone or if a Doctor would recommend it.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2019 09:32 PM (O2RFr)

182 The Chemo was worse than the disease as far as I'm concerned,. The Rad was nuttin'

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:32 PM (go+84)

183 SnailRacer, How great. You will love it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:33 PM (KOEi9)

184 Oh thank you olddog! That makes me happy Glad she is enjoying it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

185 Rich Little could impersonate anyone.

-
Not anybody. I once saw someone ask him to do Rod Steiger and he said he didn't do Steiger. He did do Steiger's dog, however.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru)

186 Thanks, Donna. I'm not a judge on the SC. 'I'm a teacher, not a preacher and I aim to stay that way'.(The devil came from Kansas, where He went to I can't say.....)

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:36 PM (go+84)

187 hi Jewells! how are you doing today?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

188 3 weeks treatment in one of the most expensive exclusive cancer hospitals in the World... And she's 86?Any of you have insurance to cover something like that?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2019 09:26 PM

Wife's not 86, but so far this year hospital billings are exceeding 650k. After meeting deductible and out-of max, it's been covered.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 09:37 PM (qJeBn)

189 The devil came from Kansas

I'd say he came from East Anglia passing through Massachusetts, but then, I am a Tory.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

190 After meeting deductible and out-of max, it's been covered.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 09:37 PM (qJeBn)


Good.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 09:38 PM (xj2l7)

191 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

Oh sitting here in my undies.. no AC..sucks.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:39 PM (dUJdY)

192 Devil lives in Kansas.

He can go to either coast without excessive miles.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 09:40 PM (xj2l7)

193
Raising a glass to a successful SoCalMoMe AND it looks like we may just try to make it to the Michigan one - gotta contact Anton.

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 23, 2019 09:27 PM


link in nick

short story: festivities actually start Friday night (the 20th) at the cabin campsite on the ancient cursed Indian burial ground just down the road from the state prison for the criminally insane

we'll be lounging around the campsite on Saturday daytime until...

...Saturday evening we go in to town for dinner at the BBQ joint, then return to the cabin campsite for a large thermal event & dancing to the finest ukulele band in all the land

Posted by: AltonJackson
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, Michigan
details soon
at August 23, 2019 09:41 PM (KCxzN)

194 The Tx MoMe attendees are all going to sign a T-Shirt for Mrs. olddog.

I need to open this up for what goes on the T-Shirt

My first attempt

I'm married to a guy that comments on AoS
Cancer's got nothing on me

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:43 PM (KOEi9)

195

I'm married to a guy that comments on AoS
Cancer's got nothing on me
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:43 PM (KOEi9


I love both of those!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 23, 2019 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

196 Jewells: I 'HATE!' air conditioning. living in the BT berthing on a Destroyer will do that to you.

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:44 PM (go+84)

197 this isn't the Book Thread, so posting sin pantalones is allowed.

Good luck with the AC. I had that problem early summer 2015 iirc. Lo did it suck.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:45 PM (ykYG2)

198
e-mail link in nick, I meant

someone (me) needs to dust off his coding skills & get the website / signup thingie going

soon

my goal is to go live with the signup page & website this weekend

maybe

Posted by: AltonJackson
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, Michigan
details soon
at August 23, 2019 09:46 PM (KCxzN)

199 Actually AC is worrking but the drain the hose flows into is plugged up. had to turn AC off til tomorrow when the plumber arrives. Water is everywhere.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:46 PM (dUJdY)

200 someone (me) needs to dust off his coding skills

not as much as kevin williamson does

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:47 PM (ykYG2)

201 > Rich Little could impersonate anyone.

> He was a genius.

Still alive. Still playing Vegas (at the Tropicana currently).



Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at August 23, 2019 09:47 PM (cB5if)

202 I 'HATE!' air conditioning. living in the BT berthing on a Destroyer will do that to you.

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You're going to love the future we have in store for you!

Posted by: Your Ruling Elite at August 23, 2019 09:47 PM (amw5z)

203

Biden's two appearances Friday included several other problematic comments as he riffed to the crowd. As he talked about teachers, he referenced his wife, Jill Biden, an educator, saying that if he didn't support teachers, "I would be sleeping alone."

At his final event of the day as he talked about taking away some tax breaks for richer Americans, Biden said, "I find most rich people are as patriotic as poor people."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2019 09:48 PM (aKsyK)

204
'Ms. Marvel' will bring first Muslim superhero to the Marvel Cinematic Universe




Faster than a speeding goat. Able to crash into buildings in a single bound. Look up in the sky it's a bomb vest. No. It's a hefty bag. No. It's Ms. Muzzie Marvel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 09:49 PM (Tyz+N)

205 202: I got this. YOU may not like it when you realize what you have sown.

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:50 PM (go+84)

206 “Maybe Ruthie should just take a pain pill” - Barky O.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2019 09:50 PM (CDGwz)

207 RBG most likely had radiation once a week. Radiation would be targeted and after a day she would have gone home or to a hotel and returned the following week. Three treatments plus 72 hours total hospital time.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 23, 2019 09:51 PM (6rjhq)

208 Ms Muslima Marvel can only be defeated by the substance which had long been lost to her people.... Klitorite.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 09:52 PM (ykYG2)

209 ONT up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:52 PM (dUJdY)

210 AltonJackson is a harmonica virtuoso as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:52 PM (KOEi9)

211 Oh Jewells you had me worried. I asked about you on like three threads this last few days. I know you were complaining about pain the other night and I said it was probably nothing. Then you disappeared.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 09:52 PM (rLPRQ)

212 Faster than a speeding goat. Able to crash into buildings in a single bound. Look up in the sky it's a bomb vest. No. It's a hefty bag. No. It's Ms. Muzzie Marvel
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 09:49 PM (Tyz+N)

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I look forward to seeing her toss the evil GayMan off the roof of a high-rise.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2019 09:53 PM (amw5z)

213 The Tx MoMe attendees are all going to sign a T-Shirt for Mrs. olddog.

I need to open this up for what goes on the T-Shirt

My first attempt

I'm married to a guy that comments on AoS
Cancer's got nothing on me

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:43 PM

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Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 09:53 PM (qJeBn)

214 Oh, and Nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 09:53 PM (qJeBn)

215 My experience was Chemo once a week, Rad daily (5 days) for 7 weeks. Talk about an out of body trip!

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:54 PM (go+84)

216 Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 09:52 PM (rLPRQ)

Oh I'm sorry!! I did check in a few times the day after.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:54 PM (dUJdY)

217 Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 09:52 PM (rLPRQ)



Oh I'm sorry!! I did check in a few times the day after.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:54 PM (dUJdY)

Don't apologize. Someone said earlier you were fine and I was happy. Now it's just good to see you.

Hope you're feeling all the way better other than the blasted heat.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 09:55 PM (rLPRQ)

218 someone (me) needs to dust off his coding skills
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Jeebers. I have from time-to-time pulled out some some chunk of assembler code that I wrote 20 years ago, and thought, 'WTF did I do there? '

Piss-poor doc, or, things that were intuitive then are not intuitive now. I suspect the latter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2019 09:56 PM (CDGwz)

219
AltonJackson is a harmonica virtuoso as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 09:52 PM


good thing that comment got willowed

people might start believing that

Posted by: AltonJackson
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, Michigan
details soon
at August 23, 2019 09:57 PM (KCxzN)

220 Hope you're feeling all the way better other than the blasted heat.

Not sure what it was. I have slept like the dead the past few nights which is unusal. Still really tired but I'm okay.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 23, 2019 09:58 PM (dUJdY)

221 I should stop complaining

Posted by: Madtom at August 23, 2019 09:59 PM (go+84)

222 Another well poisoned

Posted by: Biffy at August 23, 2019 10:17 PM (E1pln)

223 There's also some crazy-ass face-mapping technology out there, where you can be made to look like you're doing something you'd never do, while these other programs can make you sound like you're saying something you'd never say.

We can't even trust actual recordings anymore.

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Posted by: sonia garry at August 24, 2019 04:34 AM (o5reY)

225 I used the Obama bot voice tech reading his alleged fraudulent certificate of live birth. All the sound that came out was noise, buzz, garbage and cursing. So, I guess its legit. RIGHT Im working on William S Burroughs does Ruth Bader Ginsberg. George Wallace does Al Sharpton and Jeffrey Epstein does Hilliary Clinton.

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