Joe Biden's Brain Seems to Have Small Seizure As He Repeats Words Out of Context

What was that about his surgeries for his two brain aneurysms -- that the fear was the speech functions of his brain might be impacted?

Biden joked about that.

But... is it a joking matter?



Slow Joe wasn't done with the age-related verbal decline yet, either.



Boy, I guess this proves that Joe Biden must really love America. Because he's not just aging, he's super-aging!

Old Joe just added a new They Gonna Put Y'All Back in Chains type gaffe an hour ago, going to a dark place:

@mikememoli
27m27 minutes ago

Biden, as he often does, talking about how his political heroes - RFK, MLK - were assassinated when he was in college. Then posits, rather starkly: imagine what would have happened if Barack Obama was assassinated

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:10 PM




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1 I think Ruth will outlast Joe.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 23, 2019 06:11 PM (vkS2Z)

2 El toasto

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2019 06:11 PM (NVYyb)

3 Not first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:12 PM (pUDQf)

4 Bernie is right on Joey Choo-Choo's heels

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2019 06:12 PM (NVYyb)

5 He will be the nominee. It has been written in the stars.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 06:12 PM (FiUMj)

6 Who's up for a little Biden-Pelosi "Who's on first"?

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 23, 2019 06:13 PM (R2gO3)

7 Just cannot wait until Trump rope-a-dopes this dope.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:13 PM (pUDQf)

8 Perhaps the plastic surgery and facial fillers have affected his brain a la Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 23, 2019 06:13 PM (vkS2Z)

9 5 He will be the nominee. It has been written in the stars.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 06:12 PM (FiUMj)

So was Hilary's landslide victory over Trump.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 23, 2019 06:14 PM (vkS2Z)

10 He's just friendly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:14 PM (oVJmc)

11 6 Who's up for a little Biden-Pelosi "Who's on first"?
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 23, 2019 06:13 PM (R2gO3)


Pelosi - 'Who's on first?'

Biden - 'I like noodles!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:14 PM (pUDQf)

12 Who's the "how real men shave" guy in the sidebar? He's yummy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 23, 2019 06:15 PM (Ez6QX)

13


Good lord, he's senile. We need to just use that word again. Senile. Not "dementia." Not "old age." Senility.

Posted by: imp at August 23, 2019 06:15 PM (w+Z9D)

14 "Biden, as he often does, talking about how his political heroes - RFK, MLK - were assassinated when he was in college. Then posits, rather starkly: imagine what would have happened if Barack Obama was assassinated."

Every fuckin' day.

Posted by: Did I say that out loud? at August 23, 2019 06:15 PM (Zqz9o)

15 Wouldn't you give your friendhand to a longfriend timefriend?

Posted by: Melissa Manfriendchesterfriend at August 23, 2019 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

16 Biden didn't take on Hillary because he thought it would be too hard. Despite Democrats pleading for him to get in.

I get the feeling if Democrats don't make this a coronation for him, he'll drop out. He just doesn't have it in him.

He's basically Bod Dole without the war record, and I think Democrats are starting to notice. Once the electability argument goes out the window, Biden has nothing.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:16 PM (zuvmW)

17 I good my doll.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

18 Damn, Joe.

Posted by: Hillary Bollard Clinton at August 23, 2019 06:16 PM (UxP0a)

19 Noodles, did you lose your marbles?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:16 PM (pUDQf)

Posted by: Joe Biden's brain at August 23, 2019 06:16 PM (Tnijr)

21 you could make a song with that verbiage on a loop

Posted by: zigggyyeee at August 23, 2019 06:16 PM (+F86s)

22 Not to worry -- Biden has Margaret Thatcher and Christopher Reeve of MI6 working on a plan to destroy Trump as we speak.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 23, 2019 06:16 PM (Lw/00)

23 Mayhaps, when doctors were putting in those hair plugs for Biden, they pushed them in a little too deep?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 23, 2019 06:17 PM (Zf5/I)

24 I had a crazy thought the other night: how's about people actually start fighting back and telling "our betters" that they are ELECTED officials and work for US, eh?

Biden has been crazy for years and years. It's hilarious they are allowing him to be out again after his gaffes the other week. Hillary only did certain speeches and then got hooked up to the machines. What about Biden? "More paste, Joe?"

The entire election cycle starts way too early and goes on way too long. It's like sports seasons now. Those never seem to end either.

Posted by: turambar at August 23, 2019 06:17 PM (Gylu/)

25 Someone check his sound card!

Posted by: Hillary at August 23, 2019 06:17 PM (hHdnq)

26 What does the prestigious white-out correct on the board behind him?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:17 PM (UxP0a)

27 Biden has always been an idiot. Democracy is great.

Posted by: MAGA at August 23, 2019 06:17 PM (OLN6v)

28 Is the big black dude with the injector pen anywhere nearby?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (UxP0a)

29




















I smell paste

Posted by: Joe Biden's brain at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

30 LOL he's fucked. Dude's exhausted too.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (q177U)

31 Pasting words together be hard, yo!

Posted by: Jos. Biden at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (DMUuz)

32 As stupid as he's been all his life, how could anyone tell if there's something actually wrong with that nerve ganglion in his head that serves as what would be a stretch to call a brain.

Posted by: direwolf at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (BmTFY)

33 Oh my! Bless his heart.

Posted by: DanMan at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (XTiHL)

34 Then posits, rather starkly: imagine what would have happened if Barack Obama was assassinated

We would have had years of President Biden.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (ykYG2)

35 And he's still waiting for Chuck to stand up.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (xPl2J)

36 Maybe we can get a Hillary-like short circuit caught on camera.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (pUDQf)

37 Biden is not gonna make the finish line.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (hHdnq)

38 An unknown error has occurred.

Please reboot candidate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

39 269

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 06:13 PM (qJeBn)


How are things going? Sounds better.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (xj2l7)

40 " Boy, I guess this proves that Joe Biden must really love America. Because he's not just aging, he's super-aging!"


And when he's not even president yet !

Now thats *P*A*T*R*I*O*T*I*S*M* !


(beer o'clock, finally !)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (XNDy+)

41 Between this idiot and Warren screeching and Bernie yelling and Beto gesturing wildly, this campaign season is lit AF as the kids say. LOL

Posted by: turambar at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (Gylu/)

42 I picked the wrong week to stop eating Paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (hHdnq)

43 10
He's just friendly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Lol, he's just a little to bat shit perverted AND crazy.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (qZdIZ)

44 Well, Slow Joe is just really slow in the head.

Posted by: dantesed at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (88xKn)

45 Meanwhile, even Fredo acknowledges that Trump has not aged.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

46 It's sad, really. And getting uncomfortable for me to watch. Someone needs to coax him into full retirement. Seriously.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (99Nt9)

47 How is this guy, if he is indeed the D nominee, going to out campaign Trump?

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (a0IVu)

48 Ouch! Maybe his depends were full and he couldn't concentrate..
OK. I know I have been saying it is gonna be Joe all the way.. But Geebus! He looks like he's gonna flameout well before Iowa!
That said.. the MSM is NOT covering this shit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (438dO)

49 I see this then try to imagine how they are possibly going to rig the debates for him and Trump.

Posted by: Inogame at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (7SPgF)

50 Let's hope this festering windbag stays in the race long enough that we can mock him mercilessly. He'll be great SNL material (if SNL had sense enough to see it).

Posted by: IMWTF at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (ajwC0)

51 Come on Fate, make a clean sweep:

Ginsberg
Clinton
Biden.

The ultimate hat trick!

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (q177U)

52 He hasn't had his daily snort of Johnson and Johnson's child shampoo.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (ykYG2)

53 I see this then try to imagine how they are possibly going to rig the debates for him and Trump.


"Mr. Biden, do you like pie?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

54 I imagine at least one would-be assassin did imagine what would have happened if he had done in BHO. From now on, can we call Biden "The Deductible"?

Posted by: Anotheranon at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (yG05s)

55 Tales from the crypt!

Posted by: The Crypt Keeper at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (q177U)

56 How will the Cuck Brigade spin this?

Still better than Trump?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (pUDQf)

57

wow, actually listening to those, he's really fritzing out. There's a short somewhere in the circuit board

Posted by: imp at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (w+Z9D)

58 I think he's going senile

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (BbGew)

59 "Mr. Biden, do you like pie?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)


Hair pie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:21 PM (pUDQf)

60 It's sad, really. And getting uncomfortable for me to watch. Someone needs to coax him into full retirement. Seriously.


No, not while there's an election to muck up and all that donor money to siphon away from the others.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

61 Then posits, rather starkly: imagine what would have happened if Barack Obama was assassinated


Reaching up for the lowest common denominator.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 06:21 PM (xj2l7)

62 Joe Biden thanks his longfriend timefriend who's a friend and has been a friend in and out of public life.

________


If only he had mentioned Foghorn Leghorn by name ...













Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 23, 2019 06:21 PM (Lw/00)

63 The best candidate the Ds have to beat Trump is Biden, but they already have to limit his appearances as pre-emotive damage control

I wouldn't trust Biden to walk the dog around the block alone

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:21 PM (HVrER)

64 58 I think he's going senile


He's way past senile.

Posted by: dantesed at August 23, 2019 06:21 PM (88xKn)

65 Our betters. On full display.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2019 06:21 PM (nDe2U)

66 Yes, it sure is a joking matter. HAHAHA

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 23, 2019 06:22 PM (Jj+59)

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Oddly, you can then go to Classic Firearms [different company] for all your gunzz needs.


DuckDuckGo, for a long time.


That covers the prevailing OT topics, from my side.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:22 PM (QDnY+)

68 "We'll make sure it's not quality, we'll make sure it's only affordable"

Meh. We've bloody well been doing that for decades.

Posted by: U.K National Health Service at August 23, 2019 06:22 PM (DMUuz)

69
Hair pie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:21 PM (pUDQf)


Oooo, hair pie!

Posted by: Takashi at August 23, 2019 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

70 As far as Dems are concerned, I think Biden could win the nomination no matter how much he babbled; BUT I don't think he's going to be able to handle the physical and mental strain of trying to run a campaign for the next 14 months. You don't put old people under stress like that, it usually goes very badly for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2019 06:22 PM (V2Yro)

71 How is this guy, if he is indeed the D nominee, going to out campaign Trump?
Posted by: IC

____________

Like Hillary did.

Just send out press releases and hope Trump does enough stupid shit that he takes himself out. Outspend Trump 3 to 1

She came within about 100k votes from succeeding.

I'm not seeing Biden winning, but he probably still is Democrat's best hope.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:23 PM (zuvmW)

72 A mind is a terrible thing to paste.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 23, 2019 06:23 PM (RuIsu)

73 >>>An unknown error has occurred.
Please reboot candidate.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE KINDS OF PUNCH CARDS ANYMORE!

PULL THE PLUG! PULL THE FUCKING PLUG OUT OF THE WALL!

Posted by: Neck Beard Engineer at August 23, 2019 06:23 PM (q177U)

74 He likes hair alright, but the stuff on top of women's heads

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 06:23 PM (BbGew)

75 I wonder who has to change his bedpan.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 23, 2019 06:23 PM (xPl2J)

76 How will the Cuck Brigade spin this?

Still better than Trump?

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Spin? They don't care.

They hate OrAnGeMaN more than they love the Republic.

They'd be happy if Biden won and nuked the heartland.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2019 06:24 PM (DrqHq)

77 Just wait till the news breaks that he's wearing adult diapers. Cause you know he is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:24 PM (pUDQf)

78 Joe wont make it into 2020

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (l9mVC)

79 Even stalwart Democrats are getting nervous.

Biden isn't the one, but who the hell do they replace him with?

The skirts aren't up to the job and they just shoved the best of a bad lot overboard (Gabbard).

So who?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (ltuaO)

80 Joe Biden, candidate most likely to be caught in a geriatric public park gangbang.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

81 They can't let him debate Trump.

Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (MAstk)

82 I had a friend once who was my friend which made me a friend of my friend who was really a friend mine.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (FiUMj)

83 As I've noted many times before, Biden has always been an idiot, and nasty, too [this is evident behind the scenes]. And corrupt. He used to be insufferably voluble and glib - now he's clearly in the vapor and losing it, which reduces at least one of his obnoxious tendencies.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (QDnY+)

84 I can stammer every word
I can make a greasy turd
Goin' senile
I can sit you on my lap
And fill my depends up with crap
Goin' senile
Keep me movin'

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (hHdnq)

85 >>> Biden gaffes continue: for folks in the working class...they will in fact will increase their premiums

He is 100% correct...the gaffe is accidentally telling the truth for once!

Tell us about your gaaaaaaaafes, Biden!! Said no journalist ever.

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (hvf9s)

86 Another one:

@ArthurSchwartz
Biden finally being honest about his health care plan: "We'll make sure it's not quality, we'll make sure it's only affordable."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (DrqHq)

87 80 Joe Biden, candidate most likely to be caught in a geriatric public park gangbang.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

__

There goes my appetite for the next 12 hours.....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (FiUMj)

88 Anyone seen or heard from Jewells? She was complaining about pains the other night!!

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (uEbPt)

89 86 Another one:

@ArthurSchwartz
Biden finally being honest about his health care plan: "We'll make sure it's not quality, we'll make sure it's only affordable."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (DrqHq)

___

Spoiler: It won't be affordable either.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (FiUMj)

90 Trump should be removed because his brain is broken!

BIDEN 2020!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (UxP0a)

91 They can't let him debate Trump.


Trump walks out on stage with a slide whistle and a balloon and it's all over.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

92 39 269

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 06:13 PM (qJeBn)


How are things going? Sounds better.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 06:18 PM

------------------

She's getting better. Chemo was suspended due second wound developing. Resume chemo next week. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (qJeBn)

93 It doesn't hurt to be reminded nostalgia and a lack of serious competition sometimes takes the edge off a man who, under the hood, is a very nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (h2Bdk)

94 "THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE KINDS OF PUNCH CARDS ANYMORE!

PULL THE PLUG! PULL THE FUCKING PLUG OUT OF THE WALL!

Posted by: Neck Beard Engineer at August 23, 2019 06:23 PM (q177U)"


LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:26 PM (XNDy+)

95 They are going to give Fauxcahontas vigorous Swedish massages to soften her up then pair her up with Buttigig and send them out to take one for the team.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (xj2l7)

96


And he's the Dems best chance.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (mPbc8)

97 Admit it.

Biden / Williamson would be a fun ticket.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (hHdnq)

98 @ArthurSchwartz
Biden finally being honest about his health care plan: "We'll make sure it's not quality, we'll make sure it's only affordable."

--

The one where I lost my doctor, my premiums doubled, and my deductible tripled?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (UxP0a)

99 Time for the dogtrack. Give him a racing form and pin a note to his chest and drop him off the bus stop for Wonderland.

Posted by: Regular joe wanting to be The Masks Have Come Off! Guy at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (6/uwW)

100 So where's the Saturday Night Live skit on this?

Oh, that's right it contrasts the narrative

Posted by: Redenzo at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (14qvS)

101 >>> They can't let him debate Trump.

Spoilsports!

It would be frightening to have Biden that close to the presidency. But oh man, the debates would be popcorn worthy works of beauty for our side.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, Trump would.

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (hvf9s)

102 This can't be a simulation. No one would make a simulation this dumb.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2019 06:28 PM (q177U)

103 I fine am. It's worry Trump you have to about.

Posted by: Biden at August 23, 2019 06:28 PM (t6MX/)

104 Glad they got out ahead of all the grabbing and hair smelling. Smooth sailing to victory now!

Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2019 06:28 PM (jAZEE)

105 There's a far greater chance (God forbid) that someone makes an attempt on Trump's life than there ever was on Obama.

So Joe can just fuck right the fuck off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:28 PM (pUDQf)

106 When you forget the words
And everybody heard
That's uhhhh... uhhhhhh....

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 06:28 PM (uEbPt)

107 Don't forget:

He can still outsmart Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:28 PM (UxP0a)

108 Ooh...it's "bafflegab!" A new word!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2019 06:28 PM (wYseH)

109 If it's not Biden, it's probably one of these 4:

Elizabeth Warren
Kamala Harris
Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders

I see all of them being easily beaten by Trump. And I'm a pessimist.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (zuvmW)

110 Biden had an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

111 My long shot pick for the Ds is Al Gore

Good chance no D gets to the convention with 50%

Gore is only 71 and he's won POTUS before

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (HVrER)

112
Oh dear, you can see him age right before your eyes.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (ArBO3)

113 Anyone seen or heard from Jewells? She was complaining about pains the other night!!
Posted by: ...

She's ok.

Posted by: JT at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (arJlL)

114 >>Like Hillary did.

As much as I despise Hillary she at least had a shtick and a dedicated voter base of old, white harpies who would still turn out in big numbers to vote for her.

Biden's a dope. He's always been a dope and he's never been able to get above low single digits before this cycle and he's only doing well now because people know who he is. The rest of the slate is mostly, who? Hell, even Obama tried to get him not to run.

He's peaking right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

115 > Outspend Trump 3 to 1

I don't think that's going to happen this time. Trump has WAY more money than he did in 2016.

On the other hand, Plugs, having a lot more actual experience in elections than Hitlery, might not spend his money as idiotically as she and the aptly name Robbie Mook did.

"Sure, let's drop another $100 million on commercials in California! That will definitely help!"

Posted by: Scandal, Featuring Patty Smyth at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (cB5if)

116 This is what you get when you let your sexbot write your speeches.

Posted by: Monkfish at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (a1s18)

117 97 Admit it.

Biden / Williamson would be a fun ticket.
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (hHdnq)

He would be so inappropriate with her

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2019 06:30 PM (a0IVu)

118 I fine am. It's worry Trump you have to about. 

Posted by: Biden at August 23, 2019 06:28 PM (t6MX/)

Democratic spin..."so Biden is like Yoda?"

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 06:30 PM (ltuaO)

119 He can still outsmart Paul Ryan.

He didn't outsmart Ryan so much as deride him into submission. Trump will not be so willing to roll over and show his belly.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)

120 Biden's animatronic from the Hall of Presidents would be a hoot to program.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

121 If it's not Biden, it's probably one of these 4:



Elizabeth Warren

Kamala Harris

Buttigieg

Bernie Sanders



I see all of them being easily beaten by Trump. And I'm a pessimist.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (zuvmW)



Hillary: That's what you think

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:30 PM (mPbc8)

122 Gore is only 71 and he's won POTUS before

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (HVrER)

Uh...when did he win POTUS?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2019 06:30 PM (wYseH)

123 Ryan agreed to lose before the debate started.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (pUDQf)

124 Moron Robbie, just doubled premiums?


Luxury.


Try quadrupled, overnight. With reduced goodies in the package [not apples to apples]. It remains the best-kept secret in the country. And changed any observant person's view of the country, forever.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (QDnY+)

125 Joke Repeat:

Someone ask Joe how many genders coal has.

Posted by: DaveA at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (FhXTo)

126 Biden's a razorcandidate sharpcandidate ready to candidate through a very hardcampaign foughtcampaign For the White House campaign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (HqLEG)

127 >>He would be so inappropriate with her


'I know you are hiding a crystal somewhere!'

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (hHdnq)

128 Joe wont make it into 2020

He's already past the age at which Ezekiel Emanuel, MD, says that life is not worth living. You can still read "Zeke's" essay titled "Why I Hope to Die at 75" online:

https://tinyurl.com/hwxzdkj

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (pPNCa)

129 There is no way they will let him on the debate stage with Trump. He would be crushed, especially if it's at night.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (JUOKG)

130 Ooh...it's "bafflegab!" A new word!

I hope you're being sarcastic...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (7s3Gx)

131 The only thing Trump will have to worry about at a debate is looking like the guy in school who picks on the retarded kid.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (xPl2J)

132 Posted by: JT at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (arJlL)
Thanks!!!

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (uEbPt)

133 122
Gore is only 71 and he's won POTUS before

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (HVrER)

Uh...when did he win POTUS?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2019 06:30 PM (wYseH)

1970s. Late 1970s.

Posted by: Biden at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (t6MX/)

134
I think he's going senile
Posted by: Skip

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He seems to me like such an idiot, was he always this way? I mean, maybe this is just how he is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (13CQC)

135 79 Even stalwart Democrats are getting nervous.

Biden isn't the one, but who the hell do they replace him with?

The skirts aren't up to the job and they just shoved the best of a bad lot overboard (Gabbard).

So who?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 06:25 PM (ltuaO)


This is my take. Gabbard was a non-starter in any case, much like Giglibrand, Amy "Eats with Comb" Klobuchar, that nutjob Steyer, Inslee (who?), etc.

Harris was holed (?) below the water line by Gabbard, and Warren reminds me - and I suspect, a lot of other people - for all the world of Marcy Darcy from Married with Children. I just don't see a lot of enthusiasm either for the scolding faux Indian librarian with a plan for everything up to taking a dump.

Sanders isn't even a Democrat, and he's something of a laughing stock outside of Democrat strongholds. Who's left? The two homosexuals? Um ... no. So who, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (YMlDq)

136 Paul Ryan froze like a deer in the headlights under the blustering assertive stupidity of Biden.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (l9mVC)

137 Won POTUS?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (nDe2U)

138 Duh, which button do I push? The belly button?

This guy should be in a rocking chair eating steamed carrots.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (8ts9m)

139 CBD, popular vote, 2OOO, I think he means.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (QDnY+)

140 He's peaking right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

And you are a Dead Head, so you should know!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (wYseH)

141 >>Biden's animatronic from the Hall of Presidents would be a hoot to program.


I don't know if he'd qualify to be in the Animatronic band at Stew Leonard's.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (hHdnq)

142 111 My long shot pick for the Ds is Al Gore

Good chance no D gets to the convention with 50%

Gore is only 71 and he's won POTUS before
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (HVrER)


Modern conventions are nothing more than stage managed campaign commercials. There will absolutely be a candidate before the convention.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (h2Bdk)

143 Moron Robbie, just doubled premiums?


Luxury.


Try quadrupled, overnight. With reduced goodies in the package [not apples to apples]. It remains the best-kept secret in the country. And changed any observant person's view of the country, forever.

Posted by: rhomboid

_________

I don't care what the polls say, I still think ObamaCare is unpopular.

But thanks again Mccain.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (zuvmW)

144 Joe Biden doesn't sniff black people.

https://gab.com/LanternCTHULHU/posts/102660863462408060

Posted by: Monty James at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (Zqz9o)

145 >>He's peaking right now.


He took the Brown Acid, too soon.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (hHdnq)

146 It's OK, the Cuckshed has some campaign advice for Sloe Joe - embrace the gaffes!

Listen to Kap'n Kritol & Krew, Joe. They have a GREAT track record.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (O8WFE)

147 He seems to me like such an idiot, was he always this way? I mean, maybe this is just how he is.

He's like he always was, only worse...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (7s3Gx)

148 77 Just wait till the news breaks that he's wearing adult diapers. Cause you know he is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:24 PM (pUDQf)

_______


I can't wait for that to leak out ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (j+GpB)

149 How long before he sticks his tongue out and wags it at some woman?

Any bets?

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (8ts9m)

150 Blonde Morticia, always has been an idiot - used to be insufferably glib and chatty, vs. lost and stumbling, like now.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (QDnY+)

151 Paul Ryan froze like a deer in the headlights under the blustering assertive stupidity of Biden.

this is SEARED into my memory

my god we live in the Age of Stoopid

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (Rarvo)

152 Look, Biden was an idiot before I operated on him so technically I didn't lie.

Posted by: Biden' s Brain Surgeon at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)

153 Gabbard/Williamson that's the tits ticket.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (xj2l7)

154 >>> If it's not Biden, it's probably one of these 4:

Elizabeth Warren
Kamala Harris
Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
I see all of them being easily beaten by Trump. And I'm a pessimist.
Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:29 PM (zuvmW)

I'm betting all of them are thinking of Buttigieg as a VP pick, to shore up teh gay vote and the "unprecedented history" vote. Even Buttigieg probably senses this is his best shot.

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (hvf9s)

155 "97 Admit it.

Biden / Williamson would be a fun ticket.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (hHdnq) "



Should be reversed, but whatever.

Honestly, I think Williamson is the most electable of the demonrat candidates.
Might be a wig case from Bizzarro-World, but out of the lot she is:
- not evil to the bone.
- vaguely likeable, or at least inoffensive.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (XNDy+)

156 Ask Joe to spell Potato.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (pUDQf)

157 I hope he does not get to the stage where he thinks undressing in public is funny.

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

158 In the minds of the Ds, Gore won POTUS

So he can do it again, you see

And save the Planet

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (HVrER)

159 But... is it a joking matter?
.......


Of course, unless he wins.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

160 I still wouldn't write off Hillary. Desperate times, desperate measures, and all that.

Hillary 1.0 2.0 3.0: This time, it's personal!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (YMlDq)

161 WHATAMISAYINGODLUVYA

Posted by: Biden's Brain on a GOOD day at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (4Pkdw)

162 If you think Biden is bad now add another year of decline.

That's when the debates are.

Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (MAstk)

163 I hope you're being sarcastic...


Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (7s3Gx)


I'll have you know that this is a Smart Etymology Blog!


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bafflegab

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2019 06:35 PM (wYseH)

164 "152 Look, Biden was an idiot before I operated on him so technically I didn't lie.

Posted by: Biden' s Brain Surgeon at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (kTF2Z) "


Bingo !
That was my first thought when I read that !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:35 PM (XNDy+)

165 My guess: Biden/Booker.

Or, if there's enough bloodletting in the primaries, Hillary and somebody else. Maybe Booker then, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:35 PM (YMlDq)

166 think of the poor bastard they're doing plastic surgery on right now to be the stand-in Biden

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Rarvo)

167 Anyone got Slow Joe in their pool this year? Maybe when Obama said "You don't have to do this", he knew something we don't. This campaign might end him.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (4Uh7V)

168 Gore is making bank and getting his chakras off jetting around the world scamming people with global warming. He's not giving up that gig to lose the presidency.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

169 Chicks dig etymology.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (hHdnq)

170 Ask Joe to spell Potato.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (pUDQf)

He's so senile, he'll probably forget the 'e' at the end.

Posted by: Dan Quayle at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (bipwv)

171 I think Trump's crack about the markets reacting to Molton's withdrawal was one of his best yet.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (QDnY+)

172
I had a crazy thought the other night: how's about people actually start fighting back and telling "our betters" that they are ELECTED officials and work for US, eh?

Posted by: turambar

========

That's what that True The Vote owner tried to do in Congressional testimony. IMO, she came off as pleading and sad. Should have been angry to within a decibel of being gaveled down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (13CQC)

173 >>longfriend timefriend

This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Peter Davison Wearing Celery at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (l6b3d)

174 Butt - Booker 2020!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (pUDQf)

175 This campaign might end him.

Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (7s3Gx)

176 160 Yes and that was why I linked to the story about soft exoskeletons yesterday....

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (l9mVC)

177 I'm betting all of them are thinking of Buttigieg as a VP pick, to shore up teh gay vote and the "unprecedented history" vote. Even Buttigieg probably senses this is his best shot.
Posted by: LizLem

____________

It would be a poor pick, older voters are not going to respond well to that.

If the top of the ticket isn't a black, the VP slot definitely will be

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (zuvmW)

178 Honestly, I think Williamson is the most electable of the demonrat candidates.
Might be a wig case from Bizzarro-World, but out of the lot she is:
- not evil to the bone.
- vaguely likeable, or at least inoffensive.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (XNDy+)


The Democratic base doesn't want someone who's likable. They want foam flecked screaming at Trump.

Honestly, of this crowd it's hard to see who they can reasonably pick. On the other hand, every election feels like that until things firm up.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (h2Bdk)

179 Gore in 2000 was coasting on his 1988 base of somewhat moderate Democrats and environmentalists. He was and is, like Hillary, unlikeable, and the moderate Democrats he had in 1988 are Trump's base now.

I don't think Gore gets the 2000 coal states back. He failed to get TN in 2000 and he will fail to get PA in 2020.

Plus, Gore's got to live down his blasting of chakras. Anyone want to bet whether or not he's gotten handies for real in some Epstein joint? I'm betting that he has, and that if he runs, we'll find out about it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (ykYG2)

180 Ok, when I got done, I had a couple of extra parts. Reread the instructions and could figure out where they went. So we closed him up. Hey, I had a tee time!

Posted by: Biden' s Brain Surgeon at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)

181 I heard Democrats are reaching out to Maduro. He's more in line with their agenda anyway and going to be out of a job soon.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (8ts9m)

182 Some creative Moron could write the Ballad of Joe Bidet sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's Cocaine Blues.

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (4Pkdw)

183 100% Delaware... I think he was insulting Delaware.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (mhs6e)

184 171 I think Trump's crack about the markets reacting to Molton's withdrawal was one of his best yet.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (QDnY+)


He's worried you can tell.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (xj2l7)

185 Cultivating the pity vote.

If you don't vote for him, you're dementiaphobic.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (f42we)

186 Black voters won't turn out for butt guy.

Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (MAstk)

187 If the top of the ticket isn't a black, the VP slot definitely will be
Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:36 PM (zuvmW)


The have only one national contender who's black (half black, anyway), and Gabbard blew her up.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (h2Bdk)

188 Sanders isn't even a Democrat, and he's something of a laughing stock outside of Democrat strongholds. Who's left? The two homosexuals? Um ... no. So who, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:31 PM (YMlDq)

Castro?
Booker?

Someone not yet in the race?

I don't think it will be a woman. A significant number of people don't see women as leadership material unless they are like Thatcher and none of them are like that. The leftists are more sexist in that regard, recall "bros before ho's".

Hillary was a disaster with her America's ex-wife personality and her medical problems. Repeating that won't be high on their list.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (ltuaO)

189 Ask Joe to spell Potato"

Bananarama

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (6qErC)

190 Expect Biden Warren and Bernie to hang in until the end. Its their last Hurrah. Ds don't have winner take all primaries. They can split the vote until the convention.

And the D party is fundamentally split, so there will be pressure for these candidates to hang in

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (HVrER)

191
If you think Biden is bad now add another year of decline.



That's when the debates are.

Posted by: Ha............Yes! If he can just make it through the primaries and get the nomination..

Trump will have to actually be kind to him on the debate stage due to his apparent mental problems..

I am torn if that would be better or Bernie..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (438dO)

192


Black voters won't turn out for butt guy.

Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (MAstk)


Barry O: Half black voters will

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:39 PM (mPbc8)

193 When I retire in 2021, I will pay off all debts, and reduce annual income below the Obamacare thresholds to get free healthcare, lay on the beach and oogle the young honeys.

And I will sleep like a baby on taxpayer paid Ambien.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 23, 2019 06:39 PM (6/uwW)

194 > My guess: Biden/Booker.


My guess: Biden/Gabbard

I think Plugs cut a deal with her to stick a knife into Harris by saying things to her that Biden, as a Person of Pallid Penis, could not.

Posted by: Scandal, Featuring Patty Smyth at August 23, 2019 06:39 PM (cB5if)

195 Why is it that every single democrat candidate has to be propped up, carried or pumped full of something to get in the race?

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 06:39 PM (8ts9m)

196 I am torn if that would be better or Bernie..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (438dO)

Bernie is a very unpleasant looking and sounding man. At least Biden looks vaguely human.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (wYseH)

197 Doesn't have to be anything particularly medical, he's just an old man. Very old. 80 is to old to run a lawn mower, let alone a country

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (KZzsI)

198 Why is it that every single democrat candidate has to be propped up, carried or pumped full of something to get in the race?

demonic possession really takes a toll on a person

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (Rarvo)

199 195 Why is it that every single democrat candidate has to be propped up, carried or pumped full of something to get in the race?
Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 06:39 PM (8ts9m


The deal with the Devil has unintended consequences.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (pUDQf)

200 significant number of people don't see women as leadership material unless they are like Thatcher

I don't see men as leadership material unless they are like Thatcher.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (ykYG2)

201 If this keeps up even the dummies who think he can beat Trump will run away from Bidet.

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (4Pkdw)

202 Lol. Horde hive mind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (pUDQf)

203 Paste is good food. It's on the food pyramid.
Pyramids were made with paste.

I like paste.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (6qErC)

204 As we've seen from Obama, Hillary, and RBG, he does not have to be smart, he does not have to be conscious, he does not even have to be seen in public for the Democrats and their "machinery" to prop him up.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (asM0l)

205

Long cat is his long friend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (aKsyK)

206 193 When I retire in 2021, I will pay off all debts, and reduce annual income below the Obamacare thresholds to get free healthcare, lay on the beach and oogle the young honeys.

And I will sleep like a baby on taxpayer paid Ambien.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 23, 2019 06:39 PM (6/uwW)


You get what you pay for on Medicaid.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (h2Bdk)

207
"Biden. LOL!!"

- - The Horta


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

208
The rest of the slate is mostly, who?

Posted by: JackStraw

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And again I say, Thank you, Obama. He killed six harvests of Democrat candidates and now they've got nothing but Red Guards and gerontocracy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 06:41 PM (13CQC)

209 I think many of his backers are honestly hoping they can get him elected, and put someone really radical in as VP and then Joe drops dead in office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

210 ALL YOU ASSHOLES NEED TO ABANDON YOUR CHOICE AND SUPPORT JOE!

Please? Before he shits himself on stage.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at August 23, 2019 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

211 CBD, but I love the jokes about Bernie -


"and give me a pound of whitefish with that, wouldya?"





Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:41 PM (QDnY+)

212 Black voters won't turn out for butt guy.

Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2019 06:38 PM (MAstk)

At least one Black Voter will come out for him.

Posted by: Corey Booker at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (bipwv)

213 208
The rest of the slate is mostly, who?

Posted by: JackStraw

=======

And again I say, Thank you, Obama. He killed six harvests of Democrat candidates and now they've got nothing but Red Guards and gerontocracy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 06:41 PM (13CQC)


In the immortal lyrics of Steve Miller, "you've gotta go through Hell before you get to Heaven..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)

214 My guess: Biden/Gabbard

But only if I get to smell her hair.

Posted by: Jar-Jar Biden at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (asM0l)

215 Biden is way past his expiration date. We need to call the FDA, not a doctor.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (8ts9m)

216 rest of the slate"

I like slate.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (6qErC)

217
Biden is like an old pickup truck with a couple hundred thousand miles on it, and it was never maintained properly.


He's beginning to burn oil and misfire regularly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

218 If Biden drops out I think Bloomberg gets back in.

Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (MAstk)

219 Nobody votes based on the VP. Nobody.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)

220

Biden is one the Dem the RINOs and country club Republicans I know will vote for. They are dumb enough to think that Biden is a moderate and a statesman. The rest scare them as being too commie and will tax the shit out of them. They won't vote for OrangeManBad and will probably sit home if it's Comrade Bernie or Squaw Liz. They might vote for Buttplug

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (mPbc8)

221 Biden would likely be a meat puppet for an Obama puppet presidency.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (l9mVC)

222 many of his backers are honestly hoping they can get him elected, and put someone really radical in as VP and then Joe drops dead in office.

That was my plan voting for McAnus in 2008.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (ykYG2)

223 a significant number of people don't see women as leadership material unless they are like Thatcher

I certainly don't. Honestly the women I know are more opposed to a woman president than the men I do, or are at least willing to admit to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

224 My beautiful wife swallows!

I mean, she wants to swallow.


Wait - can you swallow me?

Posted by: Joe Slow at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (pUDQf)

225 Biden or RBG? Who you want in the Dead Pool?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (dYe5S)

226 216 rest of the slate"

I like slate.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (6qErC)



"Signs my paycheck."

- - F. Flintstone

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

227 And Democrats will NEVER have a white candidate towing a black person around. Forget it.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (uEbPt)

228 225 Biden or RBG? Who you want in the Dead Pool?
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (dYe5S)


"Candygram for Sonia Sodmizer..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

229 "178 Honestly, I think Williamson is the most electable of the demonrat candidates.
Might be a wig case from Bizzarro-World, but out of the lot she is:
- not evil to the bone.
- vaguely likeable, or at least inoffensive.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:34 PM (XNDy+)

The Democratic base doesn't want someone who's likable. They want foam flecked screaming at Trump.

Honestly, of this crowd it's hard to see who they can reasonably pick. On the other hand, every election feels like that until things firm up.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:37 PM (h2Bdk) "



No argument from me; I said exactly what I meant ... she is (imho) the most electable, not that she will be the pick.

Hate ? If the left could reincarnate Pol Pot to run against PDT they'd do it in a heartbeat.
Good luck selling "we hate you and want you dead" to the electorate.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (XNDy+)

230 Blonde Morticia, always has been an idiot

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:33 PM (QDnY+)

Getting a little personal aren't we?

She seems...ok.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (ltuaO)

231 When I retire in 2021, I will pay off all debts, and reduce annual income below the Obamacare thresholds to get free healthcare, lay on the beach and oogle the young honeys.

And I will sleep like a baby on taxpayer paid Ambien.
Posted by: Regular joe

___________

An early retirement strategy if you say want to retire at 50 , you put your investments in assets that don't throw off anything taxable, like Berkshire Hathaway stock or deferred annuities, etc.

Get your income down to where you qualify for ACA subsidies and then ride it out until medicare kicks in.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (zuvmW)

232 Modern conventions are nothing more than stage managed campaign commercials. There will absolutely be a candidate before the convention.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (h2Bdk)


Normally, I'd agree. But imagine a circumstance where that is NOT the case. It's not hard to do.

For example:

Biden is still the frontrunner, but is faltering, having lost a couple of primaries, whereas Warren is closing on him, but still well behind, but she's won some the primaries - by narrow margins. Sanders has won some primaries, but he is anathema to the DNC, Harris hasn't won any primaries, and is in the "linger on" mode, Buttplug is still flouncing around and raising a lot of interior decorator money, but still well back in the pack, etc.

Moreover, in the meantime, the various candidates have gotten quite nasty with each other, spending a lot of time airing each other's dirty laundry and engendering deep enmity between them.

It's not that the Dems don't want a stage-managed coronation, it's that they comprise a number of constituencies that cannot agree on whom to crown, and none of those constituencies is given to compromise.

I blame Big Popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (YMlDq)

233 219 Nobody votes based on the VP. Nobody.

..


Ahem

Posted by: Palin at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (MAstk)

234 Gabbard had great Oppo on Harris. Had to come from Team Biden

Biden isn't smart but he's a snake with a reptile brain

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:44 PM (HVrER)

235 Scene from Oval Office Feb 4, 2021:

National Security Adviser: Mr. President, the Iranians are threatening to launch nuclear missiles .

President Biden: Has anyone seen my Barbie dolls?

National Security Adviser: Oh.... um..... um....

Posted by: dantesed at August 23, 2019 06:44 PM (88xKn)

236 45 Meanwhile, even Fredo acknowledges that Trump has not aged.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2019 06:19 PM (oVJmc)


Proof that Trump was made for this job, at this time.

God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

237 Listening to Joe spit out his longtime friendtime, naptime, primetime, rymetime line made my own brain crackle and short a little bit.

Posted by: DC at August 23, 2019 06:44 PM (/TvO8)

238 The Democrat Base wants a Harry Potter that will save them from the evil Voldemort orange man. They want someone who slays the monster and saves them so they can come out from under their blanket.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

239 Me friend you long time.

Posted by: Da Nang Joe at August 23, 2019 06:44 PM (l6b3d)

240 Biden isn't dropping out, not by choice

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 06:44 PM (BbGew)

241 Nobody votes based on the VP.

I think people do vote against a ticket if the VP is weak; Kaine was a drag on Hillary, and Quayle didn't help Bush Senior.

Palin was polarising, but I think McCain gained more votes than he lost by choosing her rather than (say) Lieberman.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:45 PM (ykYG2)

242 And again I say, Thank you, Obama. He killed six harvests of Democrat candidates and now they've got nothing but Red Guards and gerontocracy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 06:41 PM (13CQC)


He probably cost them the last election. He left the national party so far in debt they had to surrender all the power positions to Hillary in exchange for money to keep them solvent. There was no way she wasn't going to get the nomination.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:45 PM (h2Bdk)

243 Even when he corrects himself in those videos, I still have no idea what the hell he is getting at.


And it cracks me up that even with the teleprompters and what looks like written notes on the podium, he still screws up.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at August 23, 2019 06:45 PM (SRarZ)

244 Doesn't have to be anything particularly medical, he's just an old man.

He may also have always been this way. It never mattered before when he was stuffed in Obama's closet or when he was setting the place on fire with his 1% poll numbers.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2019 06:45 PM (jOEDM)

245 An early retirement strategy if you say want to retire at 50 , you put your investments in assets that don't throw off anything taxable, like Berkshire Hathaway stock or deferred annuities, etc.

Get your income down to where you qualify for ACA subsidies and then ride it out until medicare kicks in.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (zuvmW)

--

Holy crap that's a strangely good idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:45 PM (UxP0a)

246 233 219 Nobody votes based on the VP. Nobody.

..


Ahem
Posted by: Palin at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (MAstk)

Yup. Asshole McCain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:45 PM (pUDQf)

247 @232. My point exactly.

Then who do Ds pick. Superdelegates vote after the first ballot

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (HVrER)

248

Former congressman Joe Walsh still a no show on his radio show. Unless there is something in his contract that says they can't, they should just pull the plug on it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (mPbc8)

249
My guess: Biden/Booker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=======

My guess: Biden/Female.

1 - Biden already co-ticketed with the First Black Prez, now it's time for him to co-ticket with the fir-- zzzzzz.

2 - The veep debates. Gotta be a Threatened Female vs Pence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (13CQC)

250 Biden is already cutting back on appearances. He won't make it to Iowa, much less through the general.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)

251 Ha! Trick question! You don't spell potato, you count to potato!

Posted by: Joey "Two Gaffs per Second" Biden at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (ECEu6)

252 Blago you magnificent bastard, you read my book!

Posted by: Regular joe at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (6/uwW)

253 Biden is one the Dem the RINOs and country club Republicans I know will vote for. They are dumb enough to think that Biden is a moderate and a statesman. The rest scare them as being too commie and will tax the shit out of them. They won't vote for OrangeManBad and will probably sit home if it's Comrade Bernie or Squaw Liz. They might vote for Buttplug
Posted by: TheQuietMan

__________

A squishy conservative friend of mine said he could vote for Biden because he doesn't like Trump's temperament. Yea, don't get me started.

If i was a Democrat, I would probably vote Biden. An old man bumbling is usually better than someone that clearly tells you how crazy they are and how they will destroy America.

There is a middle that doesn't like Trump as a person and they can vote for Biden.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (zuvmW)

254
Biden/Tank Abrams.

Thing is, the field is so up in the air she is going to wait and see. And then it'll be too late.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:47 PM (zBaqJ)

255
Question: if joke biden ran in '16, would he have won?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2019 06:47 PM (ArBO3)

256
He may also have always been this way. It never mattered before when he was stuffed in Obama's closet or when he was setting the place on fire with his 1% poll numbers.
Posted by: t-bird

=====

Seriously, that's what I'm wondering. Did we just not notice?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 06:47 PM (13CQC)

257 When does Michelle swoop in to save the day?

Or Killary?

God help us all.


Posted by: turambar at August 23, 2019 06:47 PM (Gylu/)

258 Mondale 1988 ran with Geraldine Ferraro. THAT was a winning ticket!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:47 PM (ykYG2)

259 Was Biden still in college at age 26?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (4e+hS)

260 not to worry: with Hillary as his VP, America will have nothing to worry about...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (/e9Kb)

261 An early retirement strategy if you say want to retire at 50 , you put your investments in assets that don't throw off anything taxable, like Berkshire Hathaway stock or deferred annuities, etc.

Get your income down to where you qualify for ACA subsidies and then ride it out until medicare kicks in.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (zuvmW)

--

Holy crap that's a strangely good idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

__________

That's the problem.

Then you have"seniors" that love ObamaCare because it's basically early MediCare.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (zuvmW)

262 Biden is looking like the second coming of Mueller. Frightened old men being thrown into spotlights because Trump is making all the deep state machinery fail.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (4Uh7V)

263 Hate ? If the left could reincarnate Pol Pot to run against PDT they'd do it in a heartbeat.
Good luck selling "we hate you and want you dead" to the electorate. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (XNDy+)

You're the top
You're Mussolini

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (hvf9s)

264 The big difference between Biden's gaffes and Trump's goofy statements is that Biden's demonstrate at best senility, and Trumps a loose tongue. Trump just fires off whatever comes to mind, Biden says genuinely disturbing, insane, or idiotic things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

265 > And again I say, Thank you, Obama. He killed six harvests of Democrat candidates and now they've got nothing but Red Guards and gerontocracy.

They truly have their nuts caught in a vise.

1) Nominate Plugs (or, to a lesser degree, Sanders or Warren), lose the "woke" voters.
2) Nominate ButtJizz or Harris, lose the black voters.
3) Nominate any of the other interchangeable commie gun-grabbing free-abortions-for-illegal-aliens fans, lose the small-but-significant old white Democrat voter.

I've mentioned my older relative before. Hates illegal aliens. Hates gun control. Hates abortion. Hates high taxes. Still votes D because his daddy and granddaddy did. He hates Trump, too, and will never vote for him, but he also will not vote for an admitted commie gun-grabber. He'll stay home.

Posted by: Scandal, Featuring Patty Smyth at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (cB5if)

266 Biden lost the moment he had to apologize for being a hair sniffing pervert who makes children uncomfortable.

Moms don't forget that shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (pUDQf)

267 Bernie is a very unpleasant looking and sounding man. At least Biden looks vaguely human.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2019 06:40 PM (wYseH)


I find Bernie's speaking manner very off-putting, namely, his playing the vertical piano throughout any speech.

You'd think his handlers would tell him to knock it off. But then you'd think Warren's handlers would tell her to calm down, speech in resonant, measured tones, and stop jerking her head around like pigeon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (YMlDq)

268 Don't dismiss Warren. Is there anybody who voted for Clinton who wouldn't vote for Warren? I see her a version of Clinton that people don't know well enough to hate yet. Hillary had 24 years of showing on a national stage what a snake she was, and still very nearly won. There is evidence to suggest she took the EV for granted and strategized for the popular vote so her endzone dance wouldn't be interrupted. Take some of the those self-imposed obstacles away and maybe she wins.

Posted by: anotheranon at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (dOFfJ)

269 Sock off, dammit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (cB5if)

270 Question: if joke biden ran in '16, would he have won?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2019 06:47 PM (ArBO3)



Joey Biden: Won? Hell, there was no way I'd lose to Herbert Hoover in that election

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (mPbc8)

271 Honestly the women I know are more opposed to a woman president than the men I do, or are at least willing to admit to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah. It isn't something people talk about but a lot of women want a Male leader too. They often can't say it publically but they vote it.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (ltuaO)

272 Yikes... RBG has pancreatic cancer, had radiation treatment and her spokesman says she is doing "really " well? You would think she would just resign already.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (O2RFr)

273 263 Hate ? If the left could reincarnate Pol Pot to run against PDT they'd do it in a heartbeat.
Good luck selling "we hate you and want you dead" to the electorate. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (XNDy+)

You're the top
You're Mussolini
Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (hvf9s)


You're the top,
But Nadler can't see his pee-nee...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (zBaqJ)

274 If the top of the ticket isn't a black, the VP slot definitely will be

--

And the best part is that they'd be doing it for the white voters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (UxP0a)

275 Just happened to look at Aug 23 in history, Maj Hassan was found guilty today in 2013 of killing 13 people, rat bastard is still breathing.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 06:49 PM (BbGew)

276 Pence is a gentleman though. If he debates a woman he will win with a smile. The woman had better be likeable too or she will lose in disgrace.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:49 PM (ykYG2)

277 I know several people who manipulated things to get ACA garbage policies as a bridge to Medicare. They too could not believe they had to do such things. But $4OK down the drain, just because voters are idiots and the GOP is useless rubbed them the wrong way.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2019 06:49 PM (QDnY+)

278 The one where I lost my doctor, my premiums doubled, and my deductible tripled?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:27 PM (UxP0a)

______


"Isn't that really YOUR fault for not getting elected to Congress and thus acquiring our Cadillac plan, serf?" -- Congress

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 23, 2019 06:49 PM (Kc8Wi)

279 The Dems know they are going to lose. Biden is a throwaway candidate

Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2019 06:50 PM (nuIoM)

280 Biden/Tank Abrams.



Thing is, the field is so up in the air she is going to wait and see. And then it'll be too late.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:47 PM (zBaqJ)

----
true dat!

because if she's up in the air for any period of time, the resulting total eclipse will put us into a full fledged Ice Age

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 06:50 PM (/e9Kb)

281 Warren is Dukakis Redux, in a shrill MIL package, with extreme policy positions

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:50 PM (HVrER)

282 > Gabbard had great Oppo on Harris. Had to come from Team Biden

Yep. No way that stuff came from her own operation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:50 PM (cB5if)

283 Joey and RBG, well past their expiration date.

They both need to step away from the cameras.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 23, 2019 06:50 PM (vEIlU)

284 Biden is looking like the second coming of Mueller.
Frightened old men being thrown into spotlights because Trump is making
all the deep state machinery fail.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (4Uh7V)



Someone lights a match near him and he goes into Boris Karloff, Ahhhh. Fire bad!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:50 PM (mPbc8)

285 > because if she's up in the air for any period of time, the resulting total eclipse will put us into a full fledged Ice Age

That's no moon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:51 PM (cB5if)

286
Biden is one the Dem the RINOs and country club Republicans I know will vote for.

They'll vote for whomever their wives tell them to.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2019 06:51 PM (aKsyK)

287 Can the Higher Ground production company she and Obama started to get propaganda on Netflix still continue if she she steps into the ring?

I know the libs won't MAKE her split from the company, like they forced Trump to step away from his hotels. But according to actual laws and stuff, can she still be involved or does she have to cut ties?

I think she's too lazy to run, and happy with her current guaranteed grifter life. But you never know, we live in the mirror universe now.

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2019 06:51 PM (hvf9s)

288 Spell potato?

J-O-B-S

Posted by: Joey Bidenotomy at August 23, 2019 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

289 her spokesman says she is doing "really " well? You would think she would just resign already.

Doctor's orders. The only thing keeping her alive is an all-consuming hatred.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2019 06:51 PM (f6lTY)

290 That's the problem.

Then you have"seniors" that love ObamaCare because it's basically early MediCare.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (zuvmW)

--

I realized years ago that I'm the sucker for saving money, planning for retirement, putting money away for college, etc.

The folks buying energy drinks on food stamps and saving their money for what they want, living in section 8 housing, etc. aren't doing anything illegal, and their kids will get BIG TIME free college offers if they keep their grades up. Not to mention that no one at any level above a sheriff seems to give a sh*t about a budget or deficit or paying our bills.

I'm the idiot for having morals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:52 PM (UxP0a)

291 I'm still betting Democratic nomination one will be a woman

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 06:52 PM (BbGew)

292 My guess: Biden/Female.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (13CQC)


That's a possibility, too. Warren? No. Two honkies? No sale.

Harris? Maybe, but not popular among blacks, or apparently anybody else.

Klobuchar, Giglibrand, Gabbard ... nah.

Maybe some gal still in the weeds right now. Some governor or Congressman, perhaps.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:52 PM (YMlDq)

293 Satan is keeping RBG alive.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2019 06:53 PM (l9mVC)

294 I'm pretty sure Biden will stroke out on stage. The media won't notice.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 23, 2019 06:53 PM (II6Oo)

295 292 Biden/Michelle?

Biden/who then?

Posted by: turambar at August 23, 2019 06:53 PM (Gylu/)

296 "137
Won POTUS?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2019 06:32 PM (nDe2U)"
I think this is an electoral college joke.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 23, 2019 06:53 PM (eAshZ)

297 292
Maybe some gal still in the weeds right now. Some governor or Congressman, perhaps.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:52 PM (YMlDq


Cynthia Mckinney! Extremely tanned, anti-Semitic and ready!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:53 PM (zBaqJ)

298 You'd think his handlers would tell him to knock it off. But then you'd think Warren's handlers would tell her to calm down, speech in resonant, measured tones, and stop jerking her head around like pigeon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (YMlDq)


Warren's voice is so irritating. She can't say a word without reminding people of their churchlady aunt holding forth on the evils of drink.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (h2Bdk)

299 282 > Gabbard had great Oppo on Harris. Had to come from Team Biden

Yep. No way that stuff came from her own operation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:50 PM (cB5if)


Why not? It was publicly available information on the California state government website, until about 10 minutes after Gabbard stuck it up Harris's ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (YMlDq)

300 Infiltrated a liberal group camping this spring and while they all liked the Warren, Sanders, Harris axis of Dweeble the said they would hold their nose and vote Biden.
Maybe not so much now. Undergoing reinsertion into liberal camping group beginning of September and will see if it has changed.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (LGo6U)

301 198 Why is it that every single democrat candidate has to be propped up, carried or pumped full of something to get in the race?


Being pumped full of something is how I got here!

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (sy5kK)

302 They didn't remove the part of my brain that controls smell, thank friendship.

Posted by: Joey Bidenotomy at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

303 Biden does not make "gaffes".

He has simply reached that point in life where he freely plagiarizes himself, often inaccurately.

Posted by: Miklos, Figyelo at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)

304 Whomever the nominee is; the media will go all out for that person. Because, you know, OrangeManBad.

Posted by: dantesed at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (88xKn)

305 Biden is already cutting back on appearances. He won't make it to Iowa, much less through the general.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2019 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)



He's going to nap from now till April. After that he'll be good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (mPbc8)

306 It can't be Tank Abrams. She is still fighting in GA, right?

And she is totally unlikable. No way it could be her and Joe.

Posted by: turambar at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (Gylu/)

307 I know several people who manipulated things to get ACA garbage policies as a bridge to Medicare. They too could not believe they had to do such things. But $4OK down the drain, just because voters are idiots and the GOP is useless rubbed them the wrong way.
Posted by: rhomboid

_________

I'm sure it goes both ways. Some people are probably annoyed with it, some love it.

My mother in law tried to tell me how great ObamaCare was because her insurance went down $100 month while my family's policy doubled in price and I had to raise my deductible to $5,500.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (zuvmW)

308 294 I'm pretty sure Biden will stroke out on stage. The media won't notice.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 23, 2019 06:53 PM (II6Oo)


I thought Palsi Pelosi was a goner a year ago already.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:55 PM (zBaqJ)

309 > Klobuchar, Giglibrand, Gabbard ... nah.


Glob-o-tar and Jellybrain are also too white.

It's Gabbard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:55 PM (cB5if)

310 Just happened to look at Aug 23 in history

Today is the 10th anniversary of Eric Bruntlett's unassisted triple play; there haven't been any in MLB since then.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 23, 2019 06:55 PM (pPNCa)

311 Klobuchar, Giglibrand, Gabbard ... nah.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:52 PM (YMlDq)


Why not Biden/Gabbard? She balances out the ticket somewhat if for no other reason than she's half his age.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 06:55 PM (h2Bdk)

312 Biden and Patty Murray comes bounding onto the scene because she is just as dumb as Joe.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 06:55 PM (KOEi9)

313 303 Biden does not make "gaffes".

He has simply reached that point in life where he freely plagiarizes himself, often inaccurately.
Posted by: Miklos, Figyelo at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)


"Neli Kinnock/Me!"

- - Amy Schumer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (zBaqJ)

314 207
"Biden. LOL!!"

- - The Horta


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)


perfect, JJ. simply perfect.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (sy5kK)

315 "poool the streeengs!!!"
--Joe Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (KZzsI)

316 > Why not? It was publicly available information on the California state government website, until about 10 minutes after Gabbard stuck it up Harris's ass.

Gabbard is too young to be that familiar with how busing worked.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (cB5if)

317 Sloth from the Goonies had greater mental acuity than Joe.

Posted by: Colleen Camp's Breasts from 1985 at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (BRpqW)

318 Biden Remembers When RFK And MLK Were Assassinated.....In The 70"s :

https://is.gd/aytLR2

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (4e+hS)

319 Joe Biden is a criminal idiot.

He has to be the democrat nominee in 2020.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)

320 306 It can't be Tank Abrams. She is still fighting in GA, right?

And she is totally unlikable. No way it could be her and Joe.
Posted by: turambar at August 23, 2019 06:54 PM (Gylu/)


Yep. And even nowadays, nobody likes a sore loser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (YMlDq)

321 I'm pretty sure Biden will stroke out on stage. The media won't notice.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 23, 2019 06:53 PM (II6Oo)
.......

His aneurysyms are so old they will have aneurysms.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

322

Al Franken: I'm still available

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:57 PM (mPbc8)

323 314 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (sy5kK)

I am glad someone here got the reference vis a vis Biden's word jumbles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:57 PM (zBaqJ)

324 > Why not Biden/Gabbard? She balances out the ticket somewhat if for no other reason than she's half his age.

Also a vet, to help counteract the wide (and accurate) perception that the Ds are unpatriotic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:57 PM (cB5if)

325 Biden was a huge winnner from Gabbard shivving Harris. Gabbard didn't gain from it, except for the deal she struck with Team Biden

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 06:57 PM (HVrER)

326 Warren's voice is so irritating. She can't say a word without reminding people of their churchlady aunt holding forth on the evils of drink.
Posted by: Ace's liver

________________

She's probably the 2nd most electable under Biden, and I agree she's like nails on a chalkboard.

Also, I do think the Indian thing is a big problem for her. I'm not saying it's enough to put her away on that alone, but it's one of those things that's really going to be a headwind.


Even MA voters hate her. If she can barely win there, she's got major problems.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 06:57 PM (zuvmW)

327 McKinney was making actual sense during the 2016 campaign. Except for The Jew Thing.
She was close to going full MAGA but she found out about Trump's family and... well, The Jew Thing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 06:57 PM (ykYG2)

328 CNN hired McCabe

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 06:58 PM (BbGew)

329 My mother in law tried to tell me how great ObamaCare was because her insurance went down $100 month

---

And now she's covered if she gets pregnant, too!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 06:58 PM (UxP0a)

330 Why not? It was publicly available information on the California state government website, until about 10 minutes after Gabbard stuck it up Harris's ass.

Gabbard is too young to be that familiar with how busing worked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (cB5if)


That was Gabbard? I thought she attacked Harris re the latter's vigorous prosecution of marijuana users and then joked about using marijuana herself.

The funny part is that Harris has positioned herself as the "tough on crime" candidate here in CA. Oops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:58 PM (YMlDq)

331 Why not Biden/Gabbard? She balances out the ticket somewhat if for no other reason than she's half his age.



Also a vet, to help counteract the wide (and accurate) perception that the Ds are unpatriotic.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:57 PM (cB5if)


It would be perfect if they can stop him from dry humping her the whole time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 06:58 PM (mPbc8)

332 324 > Why not Biden/Gabbard? She balances out the ticket somewhat if for no other reason than she's half his age.

Also a vet, to help counteract the wide (and accurate) perception that the Ds are unpatriotic.


-----------------------------------------

The base doesn't like Tulsi. Too white, too attractive not sufficiently hateful or weird enough.

Posted by: Colleen Camp's Breasts from 1985 at August 23, 2019 06:59 PM (BRpqW)

333 I waiver between "holy fuck, this is the best they're got?" And ," holy fuck, one of these guys could win?!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 23, 2019 06:59 PM (k81AA)

334 I am he as you are he
As you are me and we are all together

-
Joe is the fifth Beatle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 06:59 PM (+y/Ru)

335
Biden/Shirley Chisholm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:59 PM (zBaqJ)

336 >>> Biden Remembers When RFK And MLK Were Assassinated.....In The 70"s :


And FDR was on the fireside chats on the TV.

Biden's not old and brain addled...actually he's so clever he stole the Trump/Ace time machine (patent pending) and TRAVELED TO OTHER PARALLELL UNIVERSES where these timelines can exist!

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2019 07:00 PM (hvf9s)

337 Why not Biden/Gabbard? She balances out the ticket somewhat if for no other reason than she's half his age.




True, but "Gee your hair smells terrific" is, like, so 70s

Posted by: Miklos, without such hair related concerns at August 23, 2019 07:00 PM (QzkSJ)

338 324 > Why not Biden/Gabbard? She balances out the ticket somewhat if for no other reason than she's half his age.
............


If she would just quit calling everybody Homos.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

339 334 I am he as you are he
As you are me and we are all together

-
Joe is the fifth Beatle!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 06:59 PM (+y/Ru)


"Get fucked!"

- - Murray the K, Pete Best, Stu Sutcliffe

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:00 PM (zBaqJ)

340 Gabbard is too young to be that familiar with how busing worked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 06:56 PM (cB5if)


How hard is it to find someone who DOES know how busing worked?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 07:00 PM (YMlDq)

341 I am he as you are he

As you are me and we are all together



-

Joe is the fifth Beatle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 06:59 PM (+y/Ru)


Joey Biden: My favorite Beatle was Elvis. I loved when he sang Tiptoe through the tulips.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 07:00 PM (mPbc8)

342 Shit Midas built this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2019 07:00 PM (nDe2U)

343 340
How hard is it to find someone who DOES know how busing worked?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 07:00 PM (YMlDq)


Just head over to Southie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:01 PM (zBaqJ)

344 so, i've got the tv on a "hart to hart" tv movie (1995) made after the series ended - it's actually pretty good video wallpaper - and who appears at the end, stepping out of a limousine? why it's our president, donald trump! in a cameo.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:01 PM (Pg+x7)

345 > That was Gabbard? I thought she attacked Harris re the latter's vigorous prosecution of marijuana users and then joked about using marijuana herself.

She's also defended Biden against Harris's bullshit racism charges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzZFNgWPmOw

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 07:01 PM (cB5if)

346 Biden/Shirley Chisholm...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 06:59 PM (zBaqJ)


Biden/Hank Johnson. Let's shoot the moon!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (YMlDq)

347 Who's your favorite Beatle

George

George Martin

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (HVrER)

348
Prince Randy Andy friends: "He's had over 1000 lovers, but would never sleep with teenagers":

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7389181

And the poor guy fears he can never go back to the US:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7388847

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (NMAzL)

349
OT: I just had me a burger on toasted English muffin with some cheese and onions.

Nice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (zBaqJ)

350 Unless we get Greenland none of this matters.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

351 Biden/Shirley Chisholm...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Biden/Assata Shakur

No compromise

Posted by: Miklos, sitting in for raimondo at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (QzkSJ)

352 so, i've got the tv on a "hart to hart" tv movie
(1995) made after the series ended - it's actually pretty good video
wallpaper - and who appears at the end, stepping out of a limousine? why
it's our president, donald trump! in a cameo.





Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:01 PM (Pg+x7)



CNN: BREAKING NEWS!!! Source say that Donald Trump killed Natalie Wood!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (mPbc8)

353 The funny part is that Harris has positioned herself as the "tough on crime" candidate here in CA. Oops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 06:58 PM (YMlDq)


Yeah, she got screwed by shifting political winds. The sad part (from her perspective) is crime is getting bad enough that the pendulum will inevitably swing back the other way. Not fast enough to save her, though - for 2020 Democrats believe the only reason we have cops is to put Brown People in prison. She may be a threat in 2024.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (h2Bdk)

354 341 Now that's an earworm I didn't need...or a visual. Thanks.

Posted by: turambar at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (Gylu/)

355 345 > That was Gabbard? I thought she attacked Harris re the latter's vigorous prosecution of marijuana users and then joked about using marijuana herself.

She's also defended Biden against Harris's bullshit racism charges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzZFNgWPmOw
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 23, 2019 07:01 PM (cB5if)


Good point. Thanks. I'd forgotten that. (Maybe I should be a Dem candidate, too!)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (YMlDq)

356
What a dolt, with a malfunctioning brain. Look for them to swap in "Dr. Jill" when he finally goes full spazz.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (b/7jm)

357 could be he was HAVING a small seizure (mini-seizures is a term I heard) .. or it could (more likely) just be revealing he HAD (mini?) seizures in the past, or maybe a little more than mini.


My Mom had a small stroke at some point ... she'd try to use her walker and would turn it backwards. She'd hit the bars, look at it .. just didn't make sense what was wrong. The stroke was like a end of pinky size area affected, spatial section or something.


So Biden maybe was actively having the mini-stroke, or it is just a permanent condition (more likely imo, knowing nothing, not even hearing him since I'm on the porch, not at the main computer) ... beautiful weather right now. Or as Joe might say ... um, OK, I won't joke about that ... he will be gone soon enough.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (Cus5s)

358 Groper joe will be easier to beat because left won't vote for him especially if green party nominates some one charismatic. Beto, kamala,warren or tulsi gabbard would be harder for trump to beat as they have no baggage of racism.

Posted by: raimondo at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (gyqRc)

359 Gabbard didn't gain from it, except for the deal she struck with Team Biden

I still wonder what bargain Bachmann struck with Romney in 2012. that "tea party postergirl" attacked all the candidates except for the upper class sociopath.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (ykYG2)

360 Joe Biden was the Senator from the marxist state of Delaware from 1973 till 2009.

36 years of stealing, robbing and looting the taxpayer.

And he still wants more....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (Z+IKu)

361 Greenland or Bust!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (KOEi9)

362 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your timefriend's nose.

Posted by: Joey Bidenotomy at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

363 352
CNN: BREAKING NEWS!!! Source say that Donald Trump killed Natalie Wood!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (mPbc


I think we should reanimate Lionel Stander and have him replace Pence for 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (zBaqJ)

364 Kamala Harris is a pigment of CNN's imagination

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (HVrER)

365 272 Yikes... RBG has pancreatic cancer, had radiation treatment and her spokesman says she is doing "really " well? You would think she would just resign already.
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2019 06:48 PM (O2RFr)


Where is the 25th Amendment version for the Supreme Court members that can't function?

Oh, it's Queen RBG.

Could you imagine if a conservative justice was going through the same thing?

The screaming from the Left/Press would be insane.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

366 361 Greenland or Bust!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:03 PM (KOEi9)


If the President or staff is lurking, try this on Twitter:

"Time for a Greenland New Deal."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (zBaqJ)

367 Yeah, she got screwed by shifting political winds. The sad part (from her perspective) is crime is getting bad enough that the pendulum will inevitably swing back the other way. Not fast enough to save her, though - for 2020 Democrats believe the only reason we have cops is to put Brown People in prison. She may be a threat in 2024.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 23, 2019 07:02 PM (h2Bdk)


If she gets hammered in the CA primary, I think she's done. She might end up as ambassador to Diarrheastan or something in a future Dem Administration, but that's about it on the national stage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (YMlDq)

368 Re: earlier thread

Gillette flipped fast enough I did not have a chance to run out of razor heads. Still switched shampoo, and will find a razor alternative anyway. Fuck them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (gmtFW)

369 Your going to see some moves by the DNC and people on the outside like Bloomberg if this continues. I talked with some Dems this afternoon and they are getting nervous about Biden.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (8ts9m)

370 Al Franken: I'm still available

-
Franken, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)

371 I still wonder what bargain Bachmann struck with Romney in 2012. that "tea party postergirl" attacked all the candidates except for the upper class sociopath.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

_________

She was angling for a VP slot, I think her old campaign manager admitted as much.

Honestly, most of the Tea Party celebrities were charlatans.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2019 07:05 PM (zuvmW)

372 Timefriend is the new Marvel character they are pushing. A transgender muzlesbian who can time travel

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2019 07:05 PM (h1jJh)

373 OT: I just had me a burger on toasted English muffin with some cheese and onions.

--

Do a hamburger on a bagel and report back, please. I always hear about NYC bagels, and I figure that would be a nice combination. Maybe a bit tough to bite into, but still good flavors.

Maybe a ribeye instead. Hmm...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 07:05 PM (UxP0a)

374 This is Joe Biden's Brain; this is Joe Biden's Brain on Drugs.

Put your money on Joe Biden's Brain on Drugs.

Posted by: Las Vegas, PSA at August 23, 2019 07:05 PM (6eEQ+)

375 Let's try 1970's level New York City on a nationwide level!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (gmtFW)

376 Leon is getting larger,
Joe is getting slower.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (0OmEj)

377 It's not even September yet. The primary hasn't really even heated up and Biden's puddling like ice cream in the sun.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (8ts9m)

378 So what is the significance of the red E in Biden's
campaign posters?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (KOEi9)

379 373 OT: I just had me a burger on toasted English muffin with some cheese and onions.

--

Do a hamburger on a bagel and report back, please. I always hear about NYC bagels, and I figure that would be a nice combination. Maybe a bit tough to bite into, but still good flavors.

Maybe a ribeye instead. Hmm...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 99 gun homicides, 0% by white men at August 23, 2019 07:05 PM (UxP0a)


I think that that is physically impossible to get a bite out of. Meh. The flavor of a bagel I don't think would mesh with chopped meat.

That said, a bialy could work...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (zBaqJ)

380 Why not Biden/Gabbard? She balances out the ticket somewhat if for no other reason than she's half his age.

That's probably their best ticket, but I think its probably going to end up Elizabeth Warren. And if she wins the nod, will Hillary let another woman have a real shot at being historic first?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

381
Bernie, in case you didn't notice, really doesn't like "broads". Rich Zeoli skewers him on that weakness all the time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (b/7jm)

382 ... it's as if young abe lincoln had a walk-on role at the end "moby dick".

very educational.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:07 PM (Pg+x7)

383 I remember, as a kid, when the Chinese attacked Pearl Harbor, it was in all the papers, and thought "where is my mom going to buy her jewelry now?", she never wore pearls again.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:07 PM (4e+hS)

384
"This is Worker speaking"

Posted by: pawn at August 23, 2019 07:07 PM (PveK5)

385 378 So what is the significance of the red E in Biden's
campaign posters?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (KOEi9)


He's RED E to do something, or other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:07 PM (zBaqJ)

386 I just had me a burger on toasted English muffin with some cheese and onions.

I think an English Muffin makes a better burger platform than hamburger buns. We can't get real bagels around here in Oregon so I can't recommend those.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)

387 Joe Biden doesn't stroke women's hair for sexual contact. He's milking women's heads for neurons.

We've been misinterpreting his behavior all along.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (6eEQ+)

388
I think we should reanimate Lionel Stander and have him replace Pence for 2020.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


He was a commie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (aKsyK)

389 386 I just had me a burger on toasted English muffin with some cheese and onions.

I think an English Muffin makes a better burger platform than hamburger buns. We can't get real bagels around here in Oregon so I can't recommend those.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)


As I said, a bagel is too big and the flavor is, to my taste, not a good combo with red meat. But a bialy has a muffin-ish crunchiness when toasted and might work well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)

390 That's probably their best ticket, but I think its probably going to end up Elizabeth Warren. And if she wins the nod, will Hillary let another woman have a real shot at being historic first?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

I do not think Squanto really excites... anyone?

I am pulling for a Biden, with a last minute substitution of Marianne Williamson due to mental distress.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (gmtFW)

391 388
I think we should reanimate Lionel Stander and have him replace Pence for 2020.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

He was a commie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (aKsyK)


Really? That's a shame.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)

392 Joe's toast. Pack it in Joe.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (0OmEj)

393
378 So what is the significance of the red E in Biden's campaign posters?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (KOEi9)


He has three boners - Mr. Stiffy, Mr. Jiffy, Mr. Iffy and Mr. Score!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (b/7jm)

394
Timefriend is the new Marvel character they are pushing. A transgender muzlesbian who can time travel

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2019 07:05 PM (h1jJh)


What? Not in a wheelchair. That doesn't sound very inclusive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (mPbc8)

395 387 Joe Biden doesn't stroke women's hair for sexual contact. He's milking women's heads for neurons.

We've been misinterpreting his behavior all along.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (6eEQ+)


LOL!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (zBaqJ)

396 All Democrats ever want to run on is "Vote for me, Resistance is Futile!".

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (vmRc0)

397 387 Joe Biden doesn't stroke women's hair for sexual contact. He's milking women's heads for neurons.

We've been misinterpreting his behavior all along.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 23, 2019 07:08 PM (6eEQ+)


Joe Biden is sort of like the Salt Creature.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (zBaqJ)

398 Zombie Adlai Stevenson!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (gmtFW)

399 Hey Joe, where ya going with that gum in your head?

Let it be noted how far we've fallen. Joe had to abandon his first preezy run when it came out he had plagiarized a speech. Now, noted journalists like Jonah Goldbrick can steal an idea without attribution nor apology.

And I guess ole Joe gets a pass for his past heist, as that is now 'old' news, they whimpered.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (Z4rgH)

400 Dr Jill just gave me a little pussy. Whoa whoa whoa people, get your minds out of the gutter! I'm talking about her cat! Jeez!

That cat was the best fuck I've ever had!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:10 PM (kTF2Z)

401
Marianne Williamson - More Staying Power Than Those Limp Dicks Who Have Already Withdrawn!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (b/7jm)

402 The flavor of a bagel I don't think would mesh with chopped meat....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:06 PM (zBaqJ)

Braunschweiger might work.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (qJeBn)

403 diogenesmiddlefinger.com/okay i guess global warming scare is over
https://tinyurl.com/y6dpp66k

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (BbGew)

404 I think we should reanimate Lionel Stander and have him replace Pence for 2020.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

He was a commie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I nominate Colour Sergeant Bourne.

Posted by: Miklos, fixing bayonet at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (QzkSJ)

405 389 As I said, a bagel is too big and the flavor is, to my taste, not a good combo with red meat. But a bialy has a muffin-ish crunchiness when toasted and might work well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)

A Brioche Bun goes well with pretty much anything.

Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (vmRc0)

406 Marianne Williamson - More Staying Power Than Those Limp Dicks Who Have Already Withdrawn!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (b/7jm)

It would be an interesting debate. She might throw Trump for a loop. Especially when she tried to hug him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:11 PM (gmtFW)

407 Nude.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:12 PM (4e+hS)

408 A little earned wisdom for my friends on this smart military blog:

If you don't play the system, the system plays you.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 23, 2019 07:12 PM (6/uwW)

409 I'm nude right now.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (4e+hS)

410 Salt bagel, cream cheese, rare roast beef, tomatoe, and horseradish; not kosher but good

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2019 07:13 PM (B7KlG)

411
Question: if joke biden ran in '16, would he have won?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

======

I was afraid he would. Kept me up at night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 07:14 PM (13CQC)

412
372 Timefriend is the new Marvel character they are pushing. A transgender muzlesbian who can time travel


With her Jewish sidekick, Chronopal!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:14 PM (b/7jm)

413 Ha,a Bernie Sanders town hall on college affordability on Youtube right now.788 viewers,

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2019 07:14 PM (l9mVC)

414 The McDonald's breakfast bagel sandwiches are not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:14 PM (gmtFW)

415
Yes, Max from Hart to Hart was heap big commie. He got run out the country basically in the '50s, and didn't come back until the Hart to Hart role.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 23, 2019 07:14 PM (NMAzL)

416 Nood. Twitteratti.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (gmtFW)

417 stander was a hard core commie. party member, organizer and recruiter, he was defiant in his huac testimony, was blacklisted for a decade, went to europe, and returned to hollywood films in the 60's.

reading of his activities in the 30's, it's interesting to see the multiple organizations of the "popular front", student, youth, trades, union, etc.: many were titled anti-fascist and held "anti-fascist" demonstrations. antics has roots.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:16 PM (Pg+x7)

418
He'll stay home.
Posted by: Scandal, Featuring Patty Smyth

=======

And in these polarized times, turnout is everything. We saw that in 2012, didn't we? Whom did Romney motivate?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (13CQC)

419 antifa, not antics, has roots. damn splchk, etc etc.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 23, 2019 07:17 PM (Pg+x7)

420
And the poor guy fears he can never go back to the US:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7388847


Gosh, one less Windsor dunderhead visiting us? Imagine our loss!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 07:19 PM (b/7jm)

421 If she gets hammered in the CA primary, I think
she's done. She might end up as ambassador to Diarrheastan or something
in a future Dem Administration, but that's about it on the national
stage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2019 07:04 PM (YMlDq)

---
she has a lifetime seat as Senator from #Failifornia

no way in hell she doesn't keep that, unless she's challenged from the Left of things here

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:24 PM (/e9Kb)

422 It takes a lot of stamina to run for President. You don't even see half of what goes on behind the scenes. There is a lot of preparation, meetings and fundraising. It's a very hard schedule for a younger person much less someone Biden's age. Very few people can do it and stay on message- which is what it takes to win.

Posted by: Marcus White-T at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (8ts9m)

423 259 Was Biden still in college at age 26?


I was wondering that myself.

Posted by: Annalucia at August 23, 2019 07:29 PM (S6ArX)

424 Ahem
Posted by: Palin at August 23, 2019 06:43 PM (MAstk)

LOL tou fucking che

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2019 07:31 PM (uEbPt)

425 As I said, a bagel is too big and the flavor is, to my taste, not a good combo with red meat.

McDonald's used to have a bagel breakfast sandwich that really worked, it was kind of a pulverized piece of meat like a salisbury steak -- but actual meat, not processed and formed -- and grilled onion. I think it was a pain to make though, they discontinued it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2019 07:32 PM (KZzsI)

426 Paulie Ryan will be Jo-Jo's stand-in at the next round of debates . . . when people ask 'Where's Joe?,' Paulie will say Joe heard somebody saying 'Get Back, Jo-Jo!' - and he did . . . or something-something . . .

Posted by: Dr_No at August 23, 2019 07:44 PM (imDUY)

427 He's beginning to burn oil and misfire regularly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)


And his seals are leaking.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 07:48 PM (xj2l7)

428 she has a lifetime seat as Senator from #Failifornia

no way in hell she doesn't keep that, unless she's challenged from the Left of things here

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2019 07:24 PM (/e9Kb)


It's fun watching CA immolate itself from here.
Y'all better get the hell out.

Posted by: Billy Cole at August 23, 2019 07:50 PM (xj2l7)

429 The Deep State Dems are facing their own "Flight 93 Election", with a nasty twist - they are the only ones who die.

They must prevent declassification, and then beat Trump to take control. If they can't prevent declassification, or can't beat him, it's the end of the road....

The helicopter door slides open, and the ocean is a long way down there.

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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