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Fredo Cuomo: Trump Isn't Aging Poorly In Office Only Because He Doesn't Care Enough About the Country to Age
So they've abandoned their "He's got Alzheimer's so remove him!" attack line and replaced it with "He doesn't have Alzheimer's, remove him!" attack line.
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo suggested that President Trump hasn't aged as much as his predecessors because he doesn't care as much about the country's problems. "It's been almost three years since Trump won the presidency," Cuomo said during his show, "Cuomo Prime Time," on Tuesday. "He looks exactly the same."Maybe he just knows you don't have much power or influence (or time in the Ruling Class) remaining, so he just isn't bothered by your relentless attacks. Meanwhile, I guess Joe Biden's rapidly deteriorating cognitive ability proves he cares about the country. Vote for Fuzzy Joe -- his senility is his patriotism.
"His hair is--I don't know what's going on with that. But he may do things that presidents in the past haven't done to augment their physical reality, but it could also be he doesn't care the way others have," he added.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:36 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (QwmrN)
their physical reality, but it could also be he doesn't care the way
others have," he added.
?
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: lymond at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (Jvjtu)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (II6Oo)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (yhYmR)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (ukDkz)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 07:38 PM (V47nk)
Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (2Z9BN)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Caliban at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (QE8X6)
Is this moron trying to say physical appearance?
If he's trying to say drugs, Obama admitted to doing all the drugs, so Trump isn't the first there.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (ZPJb6)
?
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)
Spice. He's talking about Melange.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (2Z9BN)
I think there is something to this.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (xPl2J)
That and HGH.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Your Oceana Betters at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (0QYMt)
Meh.
We are flexible.
Posted by: MSM at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Wasn't Dorian Gray teh ghey or pansexual or both?
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (QwmrN)
223
LOL. The CEO of Overstock was being run by our
intelligence agencies to help set up PDT and Russian collusion. He's
telling his tale and resigned as CEO he says, for the good of the compay
Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 07:32 PM (sGotD)
I think it went like this...
Summer 2016:
"Sir, we are with the FBI and the CIA."
"Okay?"
"As a patriot we need your help."
"This isn't about that illegal ivory inlays? *whew*"
"Sir?"
"Nevermind. What do you need?"
"We need you to spy on a dangerous Russian spy. Only you can do it."
"I sell furniture."
"It's Donald Trump."
"Trump! That bastard owes me for the Louis Quatorze furniture at Trump Fishing Shanty West! I'm in!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (2Z9BN)
I think there is something to this.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (xPl2J)
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Winning envigorates him. The promise of winning envigorates him.
The fucker sleeps 3 hours a night. He's driven.
Posted by: Your Oceana Betters at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (LxBcy)
My theory is that he *thrives* on the confrontation and controversy, whereas most find it draining..
Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 07:39 PM (2Z9BN)
You aren't the only one who has noticed that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (0QYMt)
My theory is that he *thrives* on the confrontation and controversy, whereas most find it draining..
It's sort of like introverts (me) and extroverts. I don't avoid human contact, but I do find it exhausting. The Bill Clintons of the world feed off of others, so they actually become more energetic. You can substitute "making executive decisions" for human contact, and there you have Trump.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Robert DeNiro, Abe Vigoda, Al Pacino, Martin Scorsese, and 15 Other Italy-Americans at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (nlDo7)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (9t0Zz)
The presidency just suits Trump. He's a hyper-active/positive [add a square to that old presidential style/personality matrix] guy. Pretty much simple as that.
And not being a political guy by life's work, I think he really does have an ingenuous streak where he sincerely doesn't understand much of the [insane, bad faith, bizarre] opposition he faces.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Witchfinder General at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (VU8Mg)
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110, 120, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Dem Media at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Picric at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (nonGu)
deepcapture.com
Can't get on yet. Probably millions trying. Ha!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (Ayk4B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Hepcat at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Monty James at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:43 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Picric at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (yhYmR)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)
I'm on board with this theory that extroverts are emotional vampires who drain the life from introverts.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (q177U)
Does Trump keep you up at night, obsessing about new ways to attack him since all previous attempts have failed?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Biden would just be a place-holder for the VP.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (xSo9G)
He understands it perfectly. That's why playing with these morons is recreation to him.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+ugqD)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: El Kabong at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (datdl)
Posted by: E Bathory at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (9t0Zz)
>>deepcapture.com
Thanks. I was about to google him to try and find it.
I'm curious as hell as to why he kept talking about surveilling Hillary. Trump, Rubio and Cruz and I can understand but Hillary?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:40 PM (t+qrx)
Trump needs The Spice ...
Trump proposes a Space Corp ...
Coincidence ?!?! I think not.
Posted by: Adriane the Bene Gesserit Critic ... at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (LPnfS)
Or he isn't worried about that bunch of dipshits.
Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (LxBcy)
And he was afraid of George H. W. Bush.
Pussy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (nlDo7)
Now we have the Trump Fountain of Youth
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (+ugqD)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)
This is why I'm skeptical of his claims.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (q177U)
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1. It's bleeding Denmark.
2. The Chinese are interested.
3. That would be worse than Cuba.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (ukDkz)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:41 PM (xPl2J)
Fixed
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (q177U)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx)
Truth.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (h2Bdk)
I have never seen or heard of anyone that can stand up day after day to the jackals and laugh in their face like PDT.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (xPl2J)
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I think you misspelled Wayfair.
My wife has bought plenty from Overstock.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (II6Oo)
oh, now I get it, Fredo's talking about *wink wink* cosmetic surgery. Why he didn't just say "cosmetic surgery" is beyond me. Wait, no, it's not beyond me. Fredo's just a dummy trying to sound smaaaat.
Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: GalosGann at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (z6Rh+)
Posted by: Pharmacist looking down over counter at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (H8QX8)
It's the "Just punched in the head by a professional boxer" face I make. It slays the ladies.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4vl467s
Posted by: C Cuomo at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (9t0Zz)
2. The Chinese are interested.
3. That would be worse than Cuba.
Posted by: Axeman
That Tlump, he clazy! We no sclew with him.
Posted by: Xi Jinping at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ever at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (kkVtg)
* Flying pounce *
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+ugqD)
I totally pictured Tigger flying into Pooh just now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Hepcat at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (nlDo7)
being president is EASY for Donald Trump.
After watching PDT for these past few years, I'm starting to think he's been planning to be President for quite a while. Maybe a decade or more. He's just too good at this presidentin' thingy.
I mean, he's had the federal government crawl up his colon and they didn't find anything. No. Thing. The only thing Mewler and his crew of Keystone Kops came away with was rumor and some innuendo. Nothing that even approached a prosecutable crime.
He's good. Real real good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)
Because you know they do. Not a spot of gray at 70? Bravo Sierra, as teh military guys say.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 07:48 PM (6qErC)
This guy knows what's up. And it's Mathilda May saving money on the costume budget.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (t+qrx)
I'm curious as hell as to why he kept talking about surveilling Hillary. Trump, Rubio and Cruz and I can understand but Hillary?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)
He wanted to make sure she paid for that poolside tiki bar?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (j0Zty)
Fredo looks like a buck toothed Tim Allen in his *best* pictures.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2019 07:47 PM (ukDkz)
** golf clap **
Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic ... at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (II6Oo)
I pictured Hobbes pouncing on an unsuspecting Calvin.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (HaL55)
Hallmark Channel gets more viewers than Fredo.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (nlDo7)
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I have, as you say, more viewers than Fredo as well.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)
Is that why Trump has a big belly? He has a bodybuilder's HGH gut?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2019 07:42 PM (9t0Zz)
Leave Serena Williams out of this.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Max Power
It's a classic example of the media intentionally feigning ignorance and thus leaving out the context of something that Trump was responding to. They ALWAYS make no mention of the original thing that inspired his action/tweet/statement, and only highlight his response, as if it appeared out of the blue.
If someone called Trump a poopy-pants, and then Trump tweeted back, "Well, you're a poopy-pants too!", the headlines would all scream "Trump accuses innocent victim of being a poopy-pants!"
In this case, Trump was responding to reports that China (?? I think it was China) was trying to pressure Denmark into selling off Greenland so as to give China a foothold in the North Atlantic. As a strategic reply, Trump basically told Denmark, "Hey, don't sell to China -- whatever they offer, we offer more!" But the media ignored the context -- they just ran with "Trump makes insane offer to buy Greenland!"
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (Q3dyo)
Until Trump includes the phrase "...and potential as a vast, cruel 'American Siberia,' you know, with camps and dogs or wolves or whatever, kinda thing, but really spectacular..."
...I'll remain unimpressed.
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (RXwUQ)
Melania is a hot space vampire, like Melinda May? Of course!
Ok, let her know that we've figured it out. She can stop wearing clothes now.
Posted by: GalosGann at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (z6Rh+)
Hallmark Channel gets more viewers than Fredo.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
And is less predictable.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (K22Va)
been planning to be President for quite a while. Maybe a decade or more.
He's just too good at this presidentin' thingy.
Didn't help me.
Posted by: John Kerry at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (9t0Zz)
223
LOL. The CEO of Overstock was being run by our intelligence agencies to help set up PDT and Russian collusion. He's telling his tale and resigned as CEO he says, for the good of the company.
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Hmmmm. Why now?
Did someone with a badge come to see him? Maybe he had to talk to a grand jury?
"Tuesday? I was uhhh, busy. Downtown at the Federal Courthouse."
"There is a rumor the feds are going to indict you. If it gets to the shareholders? You better come clean before it tanks the stock."
(Please let it be true!)
Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (II6Oo)
I agree. He doesn't take criticism well.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of hoboken at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (Q1/kj)
Trump would own that shitheel like a Hunts Point hooker.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (nlDo7)
FBI's CYA move.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (LxBcy)
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (dmoiP)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Zv1X1)
Hi Insom!
* Flying pounce *
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+ugqD)
I totally pictured Tigger flying into Pooh just now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (xPJvm)
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And she's off the top rope! Ohhhh, that's gotta hurt.
Posted by: Mean Gene Okerlund at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Melania Trump is obviously made of very special material, but Trump must have a twelve inch dick or something, because she supports him enthusiastically despite pressure that would crack any other women into divorce or homicide.
It's funny. I also believes the presidency aged you. Now I can see that, by comparison, every President since Silent Cal has just been weak compared to Donny.
Posted by: trev006 at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (oRYBK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)
And then remember when Barack Obama set records for how much golf a President could play, and an editorial literally said "I'm glad the President can play golf, it's a stressful job and it's good that he can have something he likes to relax him." Note, soldiers were still in the Middle East and therefore soldiers were still dying in the Middle East.
This is one of the reasons I hate the MFM.
Posted by: mr_jack at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (57l0O)
He's a very wealthy, successful guy. He hangs out with guys like Warren Buffet. And he just quit his job as CEO of the company he spent 20 years building to go public with this stuff.
If he's not telling the truth he's lost his mind pretty recently.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)
a vast, cruel 'American Siberia,' you know, with camps and dogs or
wolves or whatever, kinda thing, but really spectacular..."
...I'll remain unimpressed.
Posted by: Zod
Well, if it's an American Siberia, it WOULD have its own Kolyma gold fields.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (BLFnH)
Having suffered the mediocrity and cowardice of Beltway bigs first-hand for years, among my favorite traits is Trump's willingness/ability to do press without prep, notes, or anyone else there. These "chopper pressers" are amazing, and a [welcome] throw-back to how *all* interaction with the press was done not all that long ago.
It's amazing how few - are there any? - other major public figures there are today who have the confidence and smarts to just, you know, answer questions without prep, and just say what they think.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Serena Williams' Massive Outie at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:50 PM (Q3dyo)
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Well said, Zom. And, it was China.
Who we don't want that close to us.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (j0Zty)
* Flying pounce *
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (+ugqD)
*looks right*
*looks left*
*looks up*
WHAAAAA! *ooomph* Ha ha!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (5ZZYU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
If I invited Fredo to my house, dimmed the lights, and fed him scungeel,
maybe he'd see the light and leave the dark side. With Connie Francis
singing in the background...
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (LxBcy)
I'd add a baseball bat to the back of the head. He's Italian. That might wake him up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (Zv1X1)
Which isn't really relevant at all, I just thought I'd mention the very few degrees that separate Fredo from "Kwanzaa Cake".
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
Chris is absolutely the family Fredo; he goofed bad somehow. and someday we are going to learn how bad.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (ykYG2)
'American Siberia,' you know, with camps and dogs or wolves or whatever,
kinda thing, but really spectacular...""
Trump Camp Uummannaq has a certain ring to it, that of existential despair.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
I don't get it either. He said something about setting her up for blackmail.
Also, NYTimes had this story this morning (!) I had not seen anything at all until McCallum's interview.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (sGotD)
223
LOL. The CEO of Overstock was being run by our intelligence agencies to help set up PDT and Russian collusion. He's telling his tale and resigned as CEO he says, for the good of the company.
-----------
Hmmmm. Why now?
Did someone with a badge come to see him? Maybe he had to talk to a grand jury?
"Tuesday? I was uhhh, busy. Downtown at the Federal Courthouse."
"There is a rumor the feds are going to indict you. If it gets to the shareholders? You better come clean before it tanks the stock."
(Please let it be true!)
Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 07:51 PM (EK+Pw)
Talk about The Big 'O'. Or more like "The 'O' Heard 'Round the World."
Posted by: 29Victor at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Zv1X1)
With your micropenis, a doctor will write you a script
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (QwmrN)
*looks left*
*looks up*
WHAAAAA! *ooomph* Ha ha!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
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And here comes the Iron Sheik! With a folding chair!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Wrasslin' Commentator A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (II6Oo)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (BbGew)
"President Jefferson Makes Insane Offer to Buy a Vast Wasteland from the French; "Louisiana Purchase" Boondoggle Likely to Cause Recession."
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (C1Lsn)
So...
I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery.
The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall (I'm 6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I mean...gobsmacking spectacular.
My question to the Horde:
Do I slip her a twenty in the hope she bends over to wash the same glass over and over again?
Stare openly?
Pretend to be texting you guys while trying to get a picture?
Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?
Appreciate the help.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
Posted by: torabora at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (5ZZYU)
With your micropenis, a doctor will write you a script
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (QwmrN)
Hey!!! Ok what about testosterone shots? Hell at my age I might get the full Monte. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (q177U)
I don't even know what the hell that means.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I was at the DMV today. It's unbecoming to make fun of those who lack wit, but, jeebers...I felt cruel compelling the person to simply talk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)
Nah, it's the bitchin' Camaro!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (Q1/kj)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: torabora at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (5ZZYU)
Posted by: Diogenes
I think your course of action is clear. It's time to drop trou.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
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*Golf clap*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)
My memory of where it started was the two scoops or maybe the 'how dare he eat KFC with a fork' BS.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (pUDQf)
So...
I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery.
The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall (I'm 6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I mean...gobsmacking spectacular.
My question to the Horde:
Do I slip her a twenty in the hope she bends over to wash the same glass over and over again?
Stare openly?
Pretend to be texting you guys while trying to get a picture?
Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?
Appreciate the help.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
Let Creepy Joe be your muse. Sniff her hair and then give her a honk
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (II6Oo)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (j0Zty)
are today who have the confidence and smarts to just, you know, answer
questions without prep, and just say what they think.
I would vote for him just for that. No one can touch him and I don't think he cares.
Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (K22Va)
He's a very wealthy, successful guy. He hangs out with guys like Warren Buffet. And he just quit his job as CEO of the company he spent 20 years building to go public with this stuff.
If he's not telling the truth he's lost his mind pretty recently.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)
I checked out a few sites on this and most are tying to paint him as a nut, but idk. saraacarter.com has an article on it that seems legit but it's almost a month old.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
Honesty. "I'll give you $20 if I can take your picture for my moron friends."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Zv1X1)
*******
The road not taken: Another FBI failure involving the Clintons surfaces | TheHill
*****
John Solomon
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (BqBId)
They're going to do a #Woke remake of the movie "Dave" and call it "Don."
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (WqPYg)
He was on Fox Business earlier today giving a similar interview. He actually welled up with tears in the middle of that one.
Make me wonder what else we don't know.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Q1/kj)
Fredo is a micropenis.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (Q1/kj)
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I'm not so sure.
It's theoretically possible for a micropenis to be literally engulfed in pussy.
That will never happen to Fredo.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Kurt at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (hMykL)
Appreciate the help.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
Place a napkin over your lap and pretend to jack off furiously under it while staring intently at her.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 07:58 PM (pUDQf
There was the All Mexicans are Rapists!
Followed by the Trump Tower Taco Bowl.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (j0Zty)
Ben Had for the winning advice!
After all YOLO, and what's a 50 between "friends"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Max Power
I rate this suspicion as "justified."
I would not put ANYTHING past Google.
On the upside, I went tot he Google Campus recently and merrily rode the Google Bikes around for an hour, and no one stopped me, even though technically they're "only for employees." Pretty fun, actually -- like pedaling around Central Park or something. But with a soupçon of evil to make it interesting.
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
When does he snap the picture?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (+ugqD)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Q1/kj)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: zombie
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Pretty sure there is a serpent living there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (CDGwz)
With your micropenis, a doctor will write you a script
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 07:55 PM (QwmrN)
Hey!!! Ok what about testosterone shots? Hell at my age I might get the full Monte. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 07:57 PM (Zv1X1)
Getting jacked and wearing out your poor wife
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (0QYMt)
The taco bowl sealed my vote. We need a honey badger president.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (j0Zty)
Trump won't let himself be photographed in his wheelchair or seen popping pills or cheat on his golf scorecard!
Posted by: BuddyPC at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (V47nk)
And they want him fired.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)
Ok. Over a hundred.
So...
I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery.
The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall
(I'm 6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I
mean...gobsmacking spectacular.
My question to the Horde:
Do I slip her a twenty in the hope she bends over to wash the same glass over and over again?
Stare openly?
Pretend to be texting you guys while trying to get a picture?
Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?
Appreciate the help.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
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Before I answer, a question: How drunk are you right now?
This is crucial to giving informed advice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)
If she says no, tell her your a plastic surgeon and you're amazed at the work. Maybe you could see the work up close so you can help your patients with better work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (UUkQp)
...
Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
Offer to convert to Catholicism ...
Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (+ugqD)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
When does he snap the picture?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Zv1X1)
The moment she notices.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
This is crucial to giving informed advice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Socrates Method. Good call.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 08:00 PM (0QYMt)
Thank you for that reminder. When we're feeling down, we should stop and remember:
President Donald Trump once tweeted about a taco bowl, and that's something.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (II6Oo)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (j0Zty)
****
Low on cash.
Company credit card...hmmmm...
Her name is Janice.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (yhYmR)
Before I answer, a question: How drunk are you right now?
This is crucial to giving informed advice.
Also, how long is your rap sheet? Judges can be forgiving for first time offenders.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (j/p3x)
Sessions, Durham, Huber, Horowitz, Rosenstein, Barr — there are objective reasons to believe that large DoJ legal teams have been quietly working for a considerable period under these leaders.
Their task is to indict those responsible for the scandals listed earlier. The job of some of these teams is complete, according to the DoJ website.
There has already been a record-breaking surge of indictments, arrests and convictions for human trafficking. There has also been extensive building work done at Guantanamo Bay, and a new senior judge has been appointed for military tribunals there.
There is an enabling executive order on courts martial, and federal capital punishment has been reinstated. The President has made many proclamations on the treasonous nature of the offences, and that they must never recur."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6dvofeu
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
I'm also curious if Barr/Durham wanted him to go public with this, or even encouraged him perhaps.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (sGotD)
Walnut Creek.
Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (RXwUQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:04 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (WqPYg)
****
Low on cash.
Company credit card...hmmmm...
Her name is Janice.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (yhYmR)
J-Nice! Where J-Nice at?
Posted by: Mr. Garvey at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
This is crucial to giving informed advice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)
****
One beer so far.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (yhYmR)
Her name is Janice.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (yhYmR)
take a selfie with her in the background. Do it now. Send it to me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (sGotD)
Why not?
"Burning fossil fuels puts particulates into the atmosphere and causes global cooling. We're going to freeze to death!!!"
....
"Burning fossil fuels puts carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and causes global warming. We're going to burn to a crisp!!!"
Tried and true.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (6qErC)
It's amazing how few - are there any? - other major public figures there are today who have the confidence and smarts to just, you know, answer questions without prep, and just say what they think.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM
Agreed. This is what I like about PDT most. And this is prolly also why many hate him.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (qJeBn)
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (LxBcy)
Posted by: Mr. Garvey at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
...and if you give me some silly ass name...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (Zv1X1)
being president is EASY for Donald Trump.
__________
After watching PDT for these past few years, I'm starting to think he's been planning to be President for quite a while. Maybe a decade or more. He's just too good at this presidentin' thingy.
I mean, he's had the federal government crawl up his colon and they didn't find anything. No. Thing. The only thing Mewler and his crew of Keystone Kops came away with was rumor and some innuendo. Nothing that even approached a prosecutable crime.
He's good. Real real good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)
___________
He has had ZERO cooperation from Congress. ZERO!
Not just the insane Democrats, but look at the lying feckless shitweasels of the Republican Party.
Did they repeal Obamacare?
Did they cut ANY Spending!
Did they vote to Defund Planned Parenthood?
Build the Wall?
Fix Immigration?
They promised and promised, and gave us nothing!
------
Trump is using every power and privilege the Executive Branch has to accomplish his goals.
He is Killing Obamacare. We are an appeals court and SCOTUS decision away from killing it.
He has DEFUNDED Planned Parenthood!
He is funding and building the wall!
He is using tariffs and sanctions to bring NK and Iran to heel. The same powers the feckless "Government Experts" Bushes and Clintons didn't use.
Most of all, President Donald Trump is actually fulfilling campaign promises, and not using the failure to achieve them to extort more campaign donations!
He even killed the stupid Alternative Minimum Tax!!!!!
Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (EK+Pw)
She'll love it. It's what women love. Then show up when her shift ends in a nice clean Trans Am. Never fails.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (EgshT)
In the last video, an intrepid caucasian white-knighted for the Latina and showed her a photo of Angry Fat White Supervisor at some rally with his fist raised. In the background behind the supervisor was a sign that read "No to Amnesty." "He's at an anti-immigrant rally," they said. "No wonder he doesn't want anyone speaking Spanish." Nor, presumably, filing her nails and coming in late.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 08:06 PM (LAlc3)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (NanIO)
He was starting with something around the level of a sea anemone. He doesn't really have much room for travel downwards.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: WOPR at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Mr. Garvey at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
****
Janice is in Augusta.
I'm attending a conference on Cyber Warfare which may explain the radio interference mentioned above. Or the Area 51 idiots.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (yhYmR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Zv1X1)
...
Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
Brenda and Eddie were the popular steady
and the King and the Queen of the prom ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (EcqY2)
Company credit card...hmmmm...
Her name is Janice.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (yhYmR)
---
Two options: Subterfuge and overt truth.
Subterfuge: "This bar has such stunning ambience. Reminds me of the old country. I'm gonna have to take a picture to memorialize my visit here to the people in Salernostan." *click*
Overt truth: "I have a bet with my pals that you are by far the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen. They won't believe me unless I provide photographic proof. Do you mind?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Had my annual harassment training. Protected categories listed in a
chart. They showed cheesy videos, as usual. Chief recurring villain in
the videos was a big fat white supervisor who kept chewing out the
employees, including one Latina who was talking in Spanish on her phone
in the office (part of her job was taking phone calls from customers.)...
I read that as "anal harassment"....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (CPk08)
do I hear $805,000,000.00
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (DXtUo)
That would get him arrested!
Funny as hell though
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 22, 2019 08:03 PM (+ugqD)
There's gotta be a Horde Bail Fund for just such an occasion.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
So Biden next move is to tie an onion on to his belt, yell at a cloud and denounce the Great State Of Missouri.
Posted by: YIKES! at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (RXwUQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
Ask her to fuck. It's what she is there for dressed like that.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (QwmrN)
You retort "Oh he's here you just can't see him. Anyway, he says your eyes are green, but I say you're going to eventually wind up in my freezer."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Q1/kj)
The "New" Silk Road concept on steroids!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:09 PM (BiNEL)
http://player.listenlive.co/25111
Almost every radio station has on line broadcasts
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (j/p3x
Five will get you ten she responds that her eyes are actually hazel.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Miklos "Adam" and the Ants at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
think there have been several gofundme sites for this purpose
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:05 PM (yhYmR)
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You need two bourbons on the rocks. Stat.
Liquid courage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (cfSRQ)
Keep your face out of your phone. She's a beautiful woman. Talk to her.
Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (cMKTA)
"President Jefferson Makes Insane Offer to Buy a Vast Wasteland from the French; "Louisiana Purchase" Boondoggle Likely to Cause Recession."
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)
The press referred to Alaska as "Seward's Folly" when it was first purchased.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (tVQUs)
do I hear $805,000,000.00
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (xcd1u)
23 Bitcoins!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (EcqY2)
Education: Dartmouth, Asian Studies and Philosophy
certificate from Beijing Normal University
Masters Degree Cambridge, Mathematical Logic
PhD. Stanford, Philosophy
This will be enough for all morons in good standing to make up their minds.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (8ZmvG)
That's probably good advice. I'm gonna get arrested for sure for being behind the bar.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (yhYmR)
Don't be a pussy.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (9Om/r)
and the King and the Queen of the prom ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (EcqY2)
I love that song.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (Q1/kj)
This will be enough for all morons in good standing to make up their minds.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Or to question EVERYTHING
Posted by: Miklos, Ontologist at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Don't be a pussy.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (QwmrN)
If you were tending bar all day, would you want to go anywhere for drinks?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (T6t7i)
do I hear $805,000,000.00
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (xcd1u)
A million quatloos.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (T6t7i)
---
When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
My wife agrees.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Diogenes @ 1. . . Something (my phone won't cut-n-paste today).
Keep your face out of your phone. She's a beautiful woman. Talk to her.
Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:10 PM (cMKTA)
Tell her you're there for the Cyber Warfare Conference. Chicks love that line.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (Zv1X1)
It was IMPOSSIBLE for Bush, Clinton and Obama, but they really, really tried. Honest they did!
Trump did put on effective sanctions.
How? No one else could?
He gave everyone in the world a choice.
"You can trade with Iran, but I will close the entire US Banking System to you. Your choice."
Barky and Georgie could have done it. None of them had the balls to upset the "Norms of Statecraft"
Trump is shaking things up. He and the US are the 800 pound gorilla of the world. And the world knows it.
Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (h2Bdk)
Doesn't everybody?
Great, great song.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (j/p3x)
Any time I watch Trump taking questions or otherwise speak extemporaneously, I am impressed. The guy is sharp and knows his stuff. p
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (LAlc3)
...
...
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM
He's the Alpha walking easily back and forth choosing the next one.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit
Buffet/Berkshire Hathaway's investments are nearly all in the US. Not globalized at all.
Posted by: Miklos, out-pointer at August 22, 2019 08:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (cMKTA)
Joe at 225.
That's probably good advice. I'm gonna get arrested for sure for being behind the bar.Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (yhYmR)
Son, live a little. Make sure you tell that honey I sent you.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Miklos, Ontologist at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
You haven't proved you exist yet !
Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Jar-Jar Biden at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (za+mW)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Miklos, Ontologist at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
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Why wouldn't you question questioning everything?
I did.
And broke something.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (j/p3x)
Bid $800,000,000.00 for Greenland
do I hear $805,000,000.00
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (xcd1u)
No reserve?
As is, no warranty?
Posted by: YIKES! at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Tnijr)
Ah, I see sage advice has already been offered. I particularly
appreciate the "stare intently while masturbating. I forget to think
outside the box.
Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (cMKTA)
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And thinking like that ensures one will never get *inside* the box, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Zv1X1)
Pancakes!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (EcqY2)
He was starting with something around the level of a sea anemone. He doesn't really have much room for travel downwards.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (EcqY2)
What did sea anemones do to hurt you?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (II6Oo)
Posted by: Miklos Descartes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
I am a "negative energy" person, as you've all noticed.
Posted by: gp at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (mk9aG)
Tell her she reminds you of your favorite Dungeons and Dragons character
you ever played, a beautiful Wood Elf Level 14 Wizard / Level 6
Incantatrix named Moonglow Eversoul. Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (j/p3x)
Works best if you are wearing a three wolves moon T-shirt.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (yhYmR)
Don Jr., Eric and Baron for heirs plus Ivanka.
Has FU money .
I'll bet Barky likes his portfolio a lot better under PDT.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (j0Zty)
And thinking like that ensures one will never get *inside* the box, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)
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She'll demand that you think: outside the box.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (qM84C)
Mary, that's the way it is with some coke heads.
They look fine and healthy then one day it all goes
to shit.
General Barr's going to help him with that.
Posted by: It's Really ObamaGate at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (xcd1u)
Don't be a pussy.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:11 PM (QwmrN)
If you were tending bar all day, would you want to go anywhere for drinks?
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:13 PM (h2Bdk)
Oh, I missed that part. Hell, offer her 500 bucks to leave now for the night until morning. She is a bartender after all.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (DuZls)
"I need to maybe talk to the box a bit first."
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (CPk08)
Tell her she reminds you of your favorite Dungeons and Dragons character
you ever played, a beautiful Wood Elf Level 14 Wizard / Level 6
Incantatrix named Moonglow Eversoul. Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (j/p3x)
Works best if you are wearing a three wolves moon T-shirt.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (CPk0
Should call it Three Wolves Poon, amiright?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 07:53 PM (QDnY+)
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It's not nearly as hard when you have a solid internal moral compass that doesn't depend on what some shitweasel in the media or some poll with shitty methods and metrics says about you.
See RR and DJT.
Posted by: Cold Rage at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (kdodL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Q1/kj)
Sigh....
We definitely need a place to post pictures.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (yhYmR)
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Email can be found at the link in my nic.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Being There Critic
*cogitates*
Posted by: Miklos Descartes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
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Nope--Descartes was a cheater. If you don't exist, how can I accept that you think?
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:12 PM (BqBId)
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Warren Buffets BN Railroad has gotten really rich moving fracked South Dakotan and Montanan oil by rail, after his close friend President Barky Ofuckup decided to stop building oil pipelines.
About half of BN's business is moving oil that should be in pipelines.
I wonder what Good ole Joe has promised Warren and his other Chinese and European friends?
Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Passing Commenter at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (cMKTA)
Oh, that hair joke NEVER gets old! When we say lefties are humorless, that's a huge understatement. They are antihumorists. Or whatever the "square root of negative one" humorists are called.
Posted by: gp at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (mk9aG)
Check for an Adam's apple.
If you clear that hurdle, she's a bartender, she's heard ever cheesy line ever.
Ask her if there is anywhere fun to go in the area and work in the "where do you go" question during that convo.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (DXtUo)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (EcqY2)
Exactly!
I once bought just condoms and ice cream. When I checked out the gal at the register wouldn't stop hitting on me. Is that a thing?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (RXwUQ)
And Mary, the CBD oil or whatever and the custom glassware "infuser"...oh I have to lie down
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 08:15 PM (BbGew)
hmmmm, pie!
Posted by: Adriane the Bourbon Pecan Pie Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (RXwUQ)
Cut a hole in the box...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
No, I wasn't good at dating. Why do you ask?
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: nip at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (RXwUQ)
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Go home and get your shinebox.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:17 PM (yhYmR)
I think hogmartin or kbdabear can take care of that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (BiNEL)
Just mint a couple of Trillion dollar coins and give 'em to Denmark.
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Tnijr)
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We'll mint a trillion dollar coin!
Posted by: Paul "Enron" Krugman at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (v47m3)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:20 PM (mk9aG)
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But you didn't take any course, you set of letters on a webpage.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)
*******
Explosive Patrick Byrne Interview with Marth McCallum & Whitaker commentary - YouTube
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (BbGew)
I read that as "anal harassment"....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:08 PM (CPk0
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That's they're working up to as official policy, I can tell. But only for POWs (persons of whiteness).
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (LAlc3)
Just mint a couple of Trillion dollar coins and give 'em to Denmark.
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Tnijr)
It's a pain getting change for those things.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (11V5c)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Axeman
Regretfully, there are many people in the world who do not think, but nevertheless, they are.
And vote.
Posted by: Miklos the Stoic at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (11V5c)
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I didn't shave this morning.
Posted by: John at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (DuZls)
One thing about Barky McDogeaterface is doesn't appear the he ever flew on Epstien's plane.
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)
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Well, duh. He wasn't into girls. Women, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (v47m3)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (+8+gB)
Posted by: Baby Snark Shapiro at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (Tnijr)
About half of BN's business is moving oil that should be in pipelines.
Posted by: rd at August 22, 2019 08:19 PM (EK+Pw)
Harkening back to the old "monopolists" ... Rockefeller almost got run out of business because his oil was going to be shut out of the train transport in a spat with a bunch of other rivals ... so Rockefeller did what an "evil monopolist" does ... he innovated and started building the first oil pipelines. His power grew tenfold after that and he had even more control over his product, his distribution and everybody else's, too.
Just wanted to throw that in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (yhYmR)
333 320
One thing about Barky McDogeaterface is doesn't appear the he ever flew on Epstien's plane.
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)
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Well, duh. He wasn't into girls. Women, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (cfSRQ)
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Find Epstein's pole-smoking counterpart, and the photos will be there.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LAlc3)
"Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice that you're wearing my ex-wife's favorite perfume - fear...."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (j/p3x)
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"Her disappearance was...a tragedy."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:25 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:25 PM (QwmrN)
They better put this guy in Area 51 or he won't be around much longer ...
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (WqPYg)
Well. Damn.
So far I have a great picture of my beer.
I'm too old for this.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (yhYmR)
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Such a tease.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (MAstk)
I'm telling you, he's John MacAfee's long-lost brother.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (MAstk)
*******
so why would Fox have him on for 24 minutes ?? Thank you Concern troll
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (BqBId)
We really need a thread reader type app for critical horde advice commentary, so our "friends" can see all the helpful suggestions generated!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:26 PM (BiNEL)
Same energy, same positivity, same talking up the things he wants to talk up, smashing his enemies with Thor's hammer when needed.
He is the dictionary definition of what you see is what you get.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Cn5ck)
Find Epstein's pole-smoking counterpart, and the photos will be there.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Does Elton John have a plane?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)
Longer than that. IIRC there's an interview of him talking about what he would do as president from the 80's (from Oprah or Donahue, I think) and he talks about the stuff he's doing now.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (bDqIh)
"the week that Kevin went to bury his mom in Texas, I stayed home, got high for the first time, painted our apartment all kinds of bright colors, and had sex with an Indian man who frequented the health food store where I worked."
NOW will you morons go read it? Marriage made in heaven.
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (mk9aG)
No joke! He came to mind while watching him! haha
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (UUkQp)
His banker says I need to sign a "gift letter" for the 15K down payment. Sounds hinky and I don't want the tax ramifications.
Anyone have any insight? Going to call my atty tomorrow, but I'm a little pissed right now.
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (BLFnH)
""Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice that you're wearing my ex-wife's favorite perfume - fear...."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:23 PM (j/p3x)
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"Her disappearance was...a tragedy."
And you have a great dog.
I see you walk him every morning....
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (SqopC)
Well. Damn.
So far I have a great picture of my beer.
I'm too old for this.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (yhYmR)
Just reach over and slowly unbutton her shirt. Help her shrug out of it. Tell her she's gorgeous. Hey, she'll probably want to take one of those "Selflets" if you give her the phone. Girls love that stuff.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (CPk08)
2weeks loss of pay for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)
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Twinkerbell Express?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zv1X1)
Wherever they are, they're shaking their heads and they don't even know why.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)
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Stop swallowing and think for a minute.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (j/p3x)
Just wanted to throw that in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (EcqY2)
Saw that series. Last decent production the History Channel did.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (MAstk)
Back to painting prep.
Stay safe, ye in the Storm's path.
Good Luck, ye in the Stormy path ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bourbon Pecan Pie Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:29 PM (LPnfS)
Stop swallowing and think for a minute.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (MAstk)
********
I know a lot more than you can ever even think off, So is that your final answer. NO ANSWER?
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:29 PM (BqBId)
That's the funniest thing I have read all year.
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 08:29 PM (Tnijr)
stayed home, got high for the first time, painted our apartment all
kinds of bright colors, and had sex with an Indian man who frequented
the health food store where I worked."
NOW will you morons go read it? Marriage made in heaven.
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (mk9aG)
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Wait, what?
Link?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2)
Anyone have any insight? Going to call my atty tomorrow, but I'm a little pissed right now.
Posted by: Infidel
Maybe because you can give anyone a gift of 15k per year free of tax to either giver or recipient.
Posted by: Miklos, not a CPA in your state or province at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: RKae at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (3+4IK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 08:22 PM (Zv1X1)
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Sittin' on the porch, watching the rain.
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (RU4sa)
*******
I have seen him post nothing but polls
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (BqBId)
..
LOL
Sure Jan.
Guy comes on to offer major breaking news and wears a grateful dead hat.
lulz
He's crazy.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (MAstk)
Ah. The wonder of the Horde giving bad advice. Never fails to be highly amusing!
Tell her you are the part owner of a smart military blog. {I assume you hit the tip jar!} And here for the Cyber warfare Conference.
Tell her that her selfie would beak the Internet. And your international audience is not believing you without pictures. So, the truth, or part of it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
In the U.K. that could get you a visit from the Nice Police.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (WDnN1)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (yhYmR)
When Ace reads it, we are going to have a Week-Long Partay!!!!
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (mk9aG)
A: Because he sucks on the organ!
Posted by: RKae at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (3+4IK)
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Ha! Funeral for a Friend proves you wrong!
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (DuZls)
..
Thank you.
Not a troll at all. I just don't swallow everything.
Even if I want it to be true.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (MAstk)
I'm only in town to do my verification with the Guinness people for my
record breaking penis. It's hard to schedule a meeting, since I'm
usually busy smuggling blood diamonds amd authenticating Old Master
paintings for the Vatican. I'm sorry, this all must seem terribly
mundane to you.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (j/p3x)
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Don't forget to mention the shit you saw in 'Nam. You saw a lot of shit in 'Nam.
(Believe it or not, I've used that line with startlingly good effect, despite the fact that I was born AFTER 'Nam. People. Are. Stupid.)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Radical Centrist
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They honestly can't get past his hair style and all the bling furnishings in his buildings. No matter what great things he does for America, they'll miss it.
In some ways, he is the Rep version of James Traficant - (minus the fed convictions) - he'll say anything, enjoys fights with aholes and takes care of his people.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (WDnN1)
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I'm willing to call him Feebo.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (DuZls)
*******
Billion Dollar company & Name drops Warren Buffett
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Roy at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (ABjxW)
Much better than inviting her to an MTG tourney.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (t0Z53)
A: Because he sucks on the organ!
Posted by: RKae at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (3+4IK)
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Ha! Funeral for a Friend proves you wrong!
Posted by: Axeman
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Well, I do know that on "Madman Across The Water" he had Rick Wakeman helping out.
Posted by: RKae at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (3+4IK)
Doesn't give Kevin the right to hit her, obviously. But she'd hit him a couple times.
Kevin should have stayed far away from this clearly-damaged and nasty person, but Misery Loves Company, as they say.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (mk9aG)
Yes, if you can subtract all the maintenance et cetera you paid during {today's date - death date).
I am not a lawyer and am fairly stupid about dealing with back stabbing relatives.
Posted by: Adriane the Bourbon Pecan Pie Critic ... at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (LPnfS)
Thank you.
Not a troll at all. I just don't swallow everything.
Even if I want it to be true.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (MAstk)
Me either.
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (za+mW)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar
Return the isotopes and all is forgiven.
Posted by: Miklos the unknown Hungarian phycisist at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (MAstk)
When Ace reads it, we are going to have a Week-Long Partay!!!!
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:31 PM (mk9aG)
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Use one of the tiny URL thingies or simply break it up.
Hit return often to break it up and tell us to remove spaces.
Easy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 08:28 PM (xcd1u)
They did the Frontiersmen series afterwards. It was also very good. Not as good as the industrialists, but worth watching.
They won't show the original Men Who Built America. I keep looking for it but they won't play it. Assholes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Central Viet Nam Porta Potties, Inc. at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (RU4sa)
{{{SMH}}}
A wise move, sit this thread out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (RU4sa)
*******
I don't know DOLT, Lets see if Buffett sues him
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (BqBId)
I read the entire letter. I really dislike him, and he is an asshole, and partially evil, but ...
She be crazy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:30 PM (mk9aG)
Wife of Odysseus. Notably did not fuck anyone during his absence, including an Indian man who was a customer at the health food store where Odysseus worked. The myth is very clear on that part.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (9Om/r)
Dot or feather? I need to know.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (II6Oo)
Posted by: Central Viet Nam Porta Potties, Inc. at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (Tnijr)
I saw a lot of shit in downtown Denver.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:34 PM (ykYG2)
I have found "You know, autopsies are always interesting, but wow did I do an interesting one today!" to be amazingly effective.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (MAstk)
His cheese and his cracker did appear to have different zip codes
Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (+8+gB)
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (mk9aG)
..
You get defensive really easy and resort too quickly to name calling.
It's a disagreement you don't need to et personal.
You think he's credible I think he's nuts.
And the panel on FBN looked like they agreed with me.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Cn5ck)
Excellent analysis!.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2019 08:36 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (+8+gB)
Yep.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (MAstk)
Now there was a model of a woman to aspire to. Let's contrast with CardiB shall we?
Posted by: Central Viet Nam Porta Potties, Inc. at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Hands at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)
Thank you.
I was going to make one with a large Ace of Spades and NaCly Dog under it. Or Human Trafficking to the Texas Lair. One of the two.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
Druscilla Penny (Carpenters.)
Auntie Griselda (Monkees.)
Please somebody make Ace read that letter!!!
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)
I think he was prepping and watching for the right opportunity since the early 90's at least.
Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (2Z9BN)
*******
You still haven't answered my 1st question , so I am going to guess you have no answer
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mk9aG)
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The actual title would be helpfull.
Just saying.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: CNN at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (5Yee7)
Trump's just stronger and tougher than our modern political class sissies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (5aX2M)
..
The dude claims to have major info so they book him.
Watch the FBN interview a few mins in and the entire panel is looking around like uh this guys nutz.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:39 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (II6Oo)
Not indigenous
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (mk9aG)
It won't work, but you won't feel like a limp dick for passing up the opportunity.
If she says yes, THEN tell her about your D+D character.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (pUDQf)
How did he survive that?
Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
It's pronounced "banana".
Posted by: CNN
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I pronounce it "Throat-Wobbler Mangrove."
Posted by: Raymond Luxury Yacht at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (3+4IK)
_______________________________________________
Yes. He's "Mathilde-Missed-Her-Abortion-Appointment."
Posted by: Gloria Steinem at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BiNEL)
Could go into a 7-11 or Dunkin' Donuts?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (t+qrx)
Trust me dude we're on the same team.
We want the same outcome I just think this dude is clearly nuts.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (MAstk)
Yup, the guy is just lazy as laissez-faire!
Posted by: One-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (/sTHK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (pUDQf)
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It needs some Steely Dan!
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BLFnH)
Get advice from a good estate attorney and an estate CPA before you sign anything or send him a dime, and bill the expenses against the estate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (BiNEL)
"Letter to the editor of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg"
medium dot com, Aug 20.
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (mk9aG)
NaCly, Jewells and I have talked on the phone and the lady has a voice that could sell sex to a monastery monk.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (j0Zty)
Talk about damning with faint praise......
Posted by: G. Boccacio at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (CPk08)
I'm attending a conference on Cyber Warfare which may explain the radio interference mentioned above. Or the Area 51 idiots.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:07 PM (yhYmR)
Explain why you are there and imply that you are an expert. Emphasize how ubiquitous and dangerous phone and computer viruses are and, although you work on stopping international attacks (international man of mystery that you are), you would be glad to check her devices out. Once in...........
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Ut9W7)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (EcqY2)
Does he not care enough about his hair to get off the juice?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (8ts9m)
Make sure to impress on her that you'll only go 3.5 edition or first edition Pathfinder though. You gotta have some standards.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Bette Midler at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (MAstk)
DJ Trump was on Carson back in the day . He was asked about being President back in the 70's. It's in YouTube.
President Nixon called him after the show and told him to go for it. He has been thinking of this for a long time, but Melania was the catalyst., IMHO.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
Try telling her you lost.
Posted by: Weird Al at August 22, 2019 08:44 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 08:44 PM (2B9A/)
I'm surprised this Patrick Byrne dude was never shot dead by dinner partners who got sick of him. Man, he is annoying and doesn't shut the hell up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Just another Talking Head.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 08:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: Mrs. Fredo Cuomo at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (gAXBD)
Thanxs for the advice. It was fun.
Janice has only been here for three weeks, is from Jasper and her boyfriend is a painter. As in artist. And that glass she keeps washing is easily the cleanest glass in the joint.
Alas...were I younger...and single.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (yhYmR)
Get advice from a good estate attorney and an estate CPA before you sign anything or send him a dime, and bill the expenses against the estate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (BiNEL)
Thanks, I work for estate attys in Grand Junction. The atty for the estate is in Denver and also a tax lawyer. She's who I'm calling tomorrow. I'm just spitting nails mad right now. They were trying to gang up on me and I was having none of it.
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (pUDQf)
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It needs some Steely Dan!
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (DuZls)
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Peg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hGmqpQ_vkA
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (ykYG2)
Chicks dig a man with standards. Thats why I always tell them about my best set of carving knives and how I keep them sharp.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (RU4sa)
Rain from the vantage point of a porch is a thing of beauty, as long as the wind cooperates!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (EcqY2)
Hang on, so we're NOT talking about Gabriel Byrne?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (u82oZ)
And when you smile for the camera, I know I love you better!...
It's your favorite foreign movie.
Posted by: Ex-ex at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (QwmrN)
Peg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hGmqpQ_vkA
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (RU4sa)
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What's with Pegging me?
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (DuZls)
He pretty much lost me at that crap about the government - the "Men in Black" ... ooooooh - trying to set up Shrillary for blackmail. LOL.
It seems to me he was more interested in playing the role of some super-spy. he thinks he's James Bond or something.
If he were next to me on a cliff, I'd give him a push.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EcqY2)
Well gang.
Thanxs for the advice. It was fun.
Janice has only been here for three weeks, is from Jasper and her
boyfriend is a painter. As in artist. And that glass she keeps washing
is easily the cleanest glass in the joint.
Alas...were I younger...and single.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (yhYmR)
He's a painter? My boy, she's a peach ready to be plucked from that tree.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (CPk08)
"The actual title would be helpfull."
"Letter to the editor of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg"
medium dot com, Aug 20.
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:42 PM (mk9aG)
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Yeah, found it.
Very sad reading.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (II6Oo)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Weird Al at August 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (yhYmR)
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I thought all you wanted was a photo to share with the Horde?!
*Harumpf!*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 22, 2019 08:49 PM (qM84C)
"Out of my sight, trollop, and speak no more heresies!!"
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:50 PM (j/p3x)
American Greatness has an article: Minorities Don’t Believe Trump Is a Racist
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https://tinyurl.com/y444qr6u
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Welcome to self-made irrelevance Democratic Party.
Really....nobody tell the Dems....
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:50 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (u82oZ)
Just remember to keep that story consistent!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:50 PM (BiNEL)
And no, those lab results are not caused by excessive yogurt in your diet.
Posted by: Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Center at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
This could be his greatest role.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (EcqY2)
We don't know if she's honest or not. The whole thing could have been made up from whole cloth.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (h2Bdk)
Is there anything more useless than virtue signaling err, raising awareness?
Posted by: Quilp at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Bf3hj)
469 So Sara Carter is gullible too
..
Very credible and a fantastic source.
Posted by: HA at August 22, 2019 08:43 PM (MAstk)
*******
Well she broke the story a month ago
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (BqBId)
Go for the nostalgia kick, Tell her you only play Chainmail and Cosmic Encounters.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (j/p3x)
Tell her your favorite song is Happiness is a Warm Gun
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (II6Oo)
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Oh, no. Many better titles than that.
I'm not even going to...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (cfSRQ)
"Out of my sight, trollop, and speak no more heresies!!"
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:50 PM (j/p3x)
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)
This came up in my youtube recommended vids today.
Old, but awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnsXkZdDK30
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (ur8yz)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:45 PM (yhYmR
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Good Lord. We had a group at our corporate office for training this week. One of these CSRs was a fine, 5' tall Brazilian with big knockers. Hard to focus on presenting to that group.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:41 PM (DuZls)
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Peg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hGmqpQ_vkA
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 08:46 PM (RU4sa)
Good tune. There's a story about the guitar riff in the middle. It seems they went through 7 guitarists before settling on the guy who did it. It is about 20 seconds long.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 22, 2019 08:52 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Selection Hat at August 22, 2019 08:53 PM (gAXBD)
Every time I follow a link there I get an Error 500.
Which is better than an error 600, but still sad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2019 08:53 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:51 PM (j/p3x)
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No. No he wasn't. Who else sketched buildings with pencils.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:53 PM (DuZls)
"President Jefferson Makes Insane Offer to Buy a Vast Wasteland from the French; "Louisiana Purchase" Boondoggle Likely to Cause Recession."
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)
That's pretty much how the Alaska purchase was treated.
Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 08:53 PM (2Z9BN)
Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 08:54 PM (mk9aG)
491
Tell her your favorite song is Happiness is a Warm Gun
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:48 PM (II6Oo)
Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter is a pretty good icebreaker too.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 08:54 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Italian Historian at August 22, 2019 08:54 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 22, 2019 08:55 PM (j/p3x)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (bDqIh)
I bet they were all cool with it too.
Then.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2019 08:55 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (bDqIh)
I bet they were all cool with it too.
Then.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2019 08:55 PM (1g7ch)
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It was all about what hot chicks he would bang as president. So the libs loved it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:56 PM (DuZls)
I was going to get a custom tee shirt for the festivities, but the cost seemed to be on the order of the airline tickets!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (HaL55)
How do I know?
Because almost every retail business with a sign reads "Now Hiring".
And by "almost every" I mean about 40-50% of them, which is a fuck-ton.
And the local factories? They cannot find enough warm bodies, even the ones that cannot pass drug tests.
What do you see where you are, Morons?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (QwmrN)
Mark Dice points out Clinton, Bush, Obama b4 & after pix are 8 yrs apart, Trump only 2-3 yrs. Duh
Posted by: cells suk at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (mk9aG)
"Very sad reading." I only read the funny parts. It makes me look back
on all my many experiences with Psycho-Bitches, and laff and laff and
laff! Heh. Misery LOVES company!
Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 08:54 PM (mk9aG)
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Well, it explains a lot, that's for sure.
The big takeaway for me is that our Expert Class are broken people, just like us.
For them to act as though they've lived perfect lives and preach to us as from a mountain top free of sin is a crock.
Like Goldberg, Williamson is a miserable schlub.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 22, 2019 08:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: cells suk at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (uz/Pv)
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Yeah, I kinda took that into account from the beginning. They don't usually talk about "aging as president" in the 3rd year.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:58 PM (DuZls)
***
I've seen that to the extent the gentry liberals I know are complaining they have to pay more for their landscaping then is "fair".
Now if we *really* get serious about sending the illegals home and curtail H1Bs you might see a real reduction in the income inequality the left always rails about.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Italian Historian at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:00 PM (czLDv)
Trump judges men by the content of their character, not the color of their skin so...obviously racist right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2019 09:00 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:00 PM (ufFY8)
, she's a peach ready to be plucked from that tree. "
Lovey lovey dovey all the time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:00 PM (czLDv)
I'm a grinner.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2019 09:01 PM (CPk08)
Lots of fast food hiring, local Harbor Freight hiring, where I would totally work if given the choice between that and working in for service.
I bet I could get a job at Harbor Freight and be manager within two months.
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Tnijr)
Commissar Hrothgar
I should get a Polo shirt (I have too many t-shirts) with a logo: OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
I should get a Paolo shirt with a logo OPSEX.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (Tnijr)
In fact, he looks a lot like me?
In fact. . .
Posted by: Sol Wachtler, Chief Judge of NYS Court of Appeals at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 08:59 PM (DuZls)
> EXAMINE BOXES
It is pitch grey. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
> READ COMMENTS
*** YOU HAVE DIED ***
Your score is 0 of a possible 100, in 2 moves. This gives you the rank of Moron.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (t+qrx)
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Reality Criticized For Not More Clearly Distinguishing Itself From Satire
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Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (j0Zty)
Did anyone else notice that?
Posted by: Sol Wachtler, Chief Judge of NYS Court of Appeals at August 22, 2019 09:03 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:03 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Sol Wachtler, Chief Judge of NYS Court of Appeals at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (gAXBD)
Unfortunately, I fear that this super-good labor market arises from super-goosing the QE and ZIRP. Spending and borrowing continues out of control. It can't last.
NOBODY remembers Sep 2008.
Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (u82oZ)
Pretty much this. Inasmuch as 'racist' has any meaning, it's not DJT.
The actual white-pride-world-wide crew do exist... and they hate Trump. He's too nice to da jooos for a start.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (j0Zty)
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Two recessives can't yield a dominant, but the opposite is possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Tnijr)
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https://tinyurl.com/y444qr6u
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Receiving awards from both Jesse and Al back in the day kinda disproves the 'racist' tag.
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:03 PM (CPk0
The Fatboy Slim version has Bootsy Collins on vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqU11H9_Wqo
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 22, 2019 09:06 PM (BqBId)
"President Jefferson Makes Insane Offer to Buy a Vast Wasteland from the French; "Louisiana Purchase" Boondoggle Likely to Cause Recession."
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)
That's pretty much how the Alaska purchase was treated.
Posted by: Raymond Duke
Without looking, I'm pretty sure the MSM of the day did blast Jefferson for the Louisiana Purchase. The MSM has been pretty consistent through out Time and Space at being wrong on just about everything.
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (ce3ya)
"What do you see where you are, Morons?" Agree. Less signs now than a few months ago, but still.
Unfortunately, I fear that this super-good labor market arises from
super-goosing the QE and ZIRP. Spending and borrowing continues out of
control. It can't last.
NOBODY remembers Sep 2008.
Posted by: gp Is A Pea Brain In A Thimble at August 22, 2019 09:04 PM (mk9aG)
Hate to be an Eeyore, but I agree. Trump is King God Emperor Troll, and I have come to genuflect before his throne for that reason alone, but holy crap, the fucking debt is out of fucking controfuckingrol.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (CPk08)
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It only has to last for 25 more years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: SMH at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (RU4sa)
The stress only makes Trump stronger. He thrives on what wears 99.9% of the rest of the human population out.
Remember that video of Trump at some military academy graduation ceremony? He shook about 1000 hands, and was actually getting more livelier and animated as it went on.
He's getting younger in office, not older.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (nRj4F)
Posted by: R Plant at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (ucNdt)
tree" is one of the most over the top, erotic, amazing and fantastic
lines ever sung. I love that song.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:03 PM (CPk0
I'll raise you one- "Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing from the left and to the right, its my belief that my big balls should be held every night"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 22, 2019 09:07 PM (ce3ya)
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I can't imagine what you mean.
Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (DuZls)
Those awards, from those two people, were often bought, from those two people. Which would class those awards as Indulgences.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY
Same. Businesses are looking for people, just about any vaguely humanoid seems to do.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (j0Zty)
Two recessives can't yield a dominant, but the opposite is possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Dominance and Submission
https://youtu.be/kpKJUa6IoBs
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (aKsyK)
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Reality Criticized For Not More Clearly Distinguishing Itself From Satire
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Posted by: Axeman
Babylon Bee, America's Paper of Record!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (ce3ya)
Posted by: Jazzy Johnnie Cochran at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (iB1oa)
I'm the kind of racist you get when PoCs shoot at you every damn day. Not proud of being white, just tired of being blamed for being the World's Worst Race for the last ten years. Not an exterminationist type of racist, but give it some time.
Posted by: gp Is A Megabrain In A Swimming Pool at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (mk9aG)
"I really love your peaches want to shake your tree"
Pfft
Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Tnijr)
Not even close. Sorry. And the fatboy slim version is awesome. It's just an awesome song in general.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:09 PM (CPk08)
You would think the possibilities are endless, but I am not sure what is going on. Ben Had is hinting at something I said.
And this is with my good typing behavior.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 08:47 PM (j0Zty)
***
Yeah. True enough. And I'm good with that.
But I really am in Augusta attending the conference.
Her name really is Janice.
And they are spectacular.
I am a man after all...not dead.
No pic but no shit, think Gal Gadot, only bigger.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (yhYmR)
Get ready for the incoming poo-flinging!!
Posted by: gp Is A Megabrain In A Swimming Pool at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2019 08:35 PM (II6Oo)
Not indigenous
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BiNEL)
American Indian not need health food grub worm.
American Indian know where power and health come from.
Posted by: Chief Pou Hatman at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
But three lefts do make a right.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:12 PM (czLDv)
I win.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)
*long, low whistle*
...yeah, that'll do it, huh.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Chief Pou Hatman at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (xcd1u)
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Pow Wow Chow?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: gp Is A Megabrain In A Swimming Pool at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (czLDv)
Ahh. Enlightenment. T-shirt logos that are self-identifying for Morons, and bland for the indoctrinated Leftists.
All is clear. You need one for you with a red Heart on it, as big as the outline of Texas, with Ben Had in the center. Because you are that special.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY
During Obama's reign of error, we had "going out of business" and "permanently closed" signs all over the place. High unemployment, so people enrolled in our community college in overwhelming numbers for the financial aid and loans they had no plans to pay back. Some signs on the highway crediting the ARRA for improvements but no improvements were evident.
Since Trump was elected, we have new businesses opening, "help wanted" signs in the windows, real road construction, and reduced community college enrollment.
Posted by: Emmie at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (i/wJA)
Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:14 PM (czLDv)
He was talking about trading it for Puerto Rico and a future draft pick.
Posted by: cool breeze at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (UGKMd)
I won't speak for JJ on Judaism - I was always crap at it. But for myself, I think European Christians have come up with a fine civilisation, especially post-Charlemagne, and I'd like to keep living in it.
The hard Left make this hard. I do *not* want the Saxon to learn to hate.
Posted by: boulder t'marrano at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (DuZls)
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Argent, an Ewok proper surmounting a Barrel sable
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (czLDv)
Posted by: blue horseshoe
Might be Ok if they got cigareets and Whisky.
Drive you insane.
The Buck Owens version ain't bad, but I prefer Spike Jones.
Posted by: Miklos, moderation in some but not all things at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Didn't understand the 2x comment from BH?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (BiNEL)
That's why I rub blue corn pollen on my frenulum every morning, at sunrise.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (hHdnq)
Posted by: Nagasaki at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Emmie at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (i/wJA)
Read highest % of entrapenures under Trump are...Mexicans.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (xcd1u)
charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing from
the left and to the right, its my belief that my big balls should be
held every night"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 09:08 PM (9Om/r)
LOL.
PS: Apropos of nothing at all, Georgian Bay gin is pretty good stuff. Great summer mix. 'Night morons.
Diogenes, you're a pussy. But you're still married, so I'll give you that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (CPk08)
> EXAMINE BOXES
It is pitch grey. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
> READ COMMENTS
*** YOU HAVE DIED ***
Your score is 0 of a possible 100, in 2 moves. This gives you the rank of Moron.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:02 PM (t+qrx)
Thank you for that hogmartin. That is a lovely little piece of nostalgia. I was too often eaten by grues, but I still loved that game.
Posted by: Moki at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (KDcoa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (czLDv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:13 PM (j0Zty)
I honestly can't think of two songs that I could pull that off with. I really did try, just now. I don't think my cats are coming out from under the couch for a while.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 09:17 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:17 PM (hHdnq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:18 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:18 PM (amw5z)
*insert pretty much any Prince lyric here*
I win.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)
awright awright awright....but it's STILL awesome. double g'night.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2019 09:18 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
if Pocahontas were elected president some-how, that would be an end to White House Dinners.
Terrible food, and you might get crabs.
Posted by: Miklos, Senior Diplomat at the Wash-O-Mat at August 22, 2019 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (xcd1u)
Ah, so you drove the New Mexico route from Raton to Clayton too.
Posted by: boulder/houston t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (hHdnq)
Does your tongue get stiff?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (Zv1X1)
Anyway, what I thought was interesting was the distortion that is a normal part of 'chinese telephone', regarding the 'I was chosen' comment. Obviously, in context, Donny Two Scoops was saying, essentially, 'I am the President that was chosen to get in China's face regarding this unfair trade bullshit, because former Presidents have not done so.'
Very fascinating how that comment was distorted.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019
*****
Well. I'm back at the hotel...thinking about her.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (yhYmR)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (yhYmR)
So are we.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (j0Zty)
Your current path is one that shines with caring, virtue, and deep Americana of the best sort.
Your past may be one of an international woman of mystery. But I bet you can tell stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (EgshT)
the left and to the right, its my belief that my big balls should be
held every night"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
*cue Die Fledermaus from the Vienna Opernhaus*
Posted by: Miklos, coulda been a contenda, or danced all night at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder/houston t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)
It was Hwy 50. Signs for years, but never any workers, or work evident anywhere.
Posted by: Emmie at August 22, 2019 09:21 PM (i/wJA)
He does? I tried to get him to back off the "White Supremacy Is A Myth" canard for a week. No dice.
I watched the Tucker Carlson segment; it was nothing but point-and-splutter.
Posted by: gp: No Brain, No Vat at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: boulder/houston t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:20 PM (yhYmR)
Marcus Hrothgar's Maxim:
Whatever you do, you'll regret it later!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Miklos von Patton-Rommel at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:11 PM (yhYmR)
The new Wonder Woman....what a great pair of thighs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 22, 2019 09:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (hHdnq)
Posted by: boulder/houston t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2019 09:22 PM (AMIL/)
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Oh please, Lord, let this happen.
If I get to see Cuomo chimp out out on Trump and get perforated by the Secret Service, it will complete me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: My nic is classified at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (AAL4v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
Hope you had more than one patient today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Yeah. Pretty busy today.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Raymond Duke at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (2Z9BN)
Frenulums, Romans, Countrymen; lend me your ears.
Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (hHdnq)
If I get to see Cuomo chimp out out on Trump and get perforated by the Secret Service, it will complete me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2019 09:24 PM (5aX2M)
There would be no loss to science or the arts.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (0QYMt)
*insert pretty much any Prince lyric here*
I win.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)
HUHUHUHUHUHUH you said "insert" HUHUHUHUHUH
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (ur8yz)
Forsooth. Tis I, for one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
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Excuse me whilst I vomit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (amw5z)
Cicero (@cicero)
Forsooth. Tis I, for one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
Prithee, what saith thou?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (Tnijr)
For decades we've had politicians who spent a life in gov't service. Other than the veterans, they all age rapidly as president because it's the first time they've felt real pressure and stress. Trump is used to the pressures of media and bullshit.
Posted by: wooga at August 22, 2019 09:27 PM (3I7wr)
I laugh and laugh when the Horde gives spectacularly bad advice. Like to LizLem meeting her boyfriend's parents for the first time, or planning Ace's wedding.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: GalosGann"
***_********_***********
This.
And he's wife is a super model!
Posted by: Cosda at August 22, 2019 09:27 PM (ZpAev)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (u82oZ)
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Sorry. She's flown the coop.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (j0Zty)
"Bene Had".
That's Italican for "good had".
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (t+qrx)
Deplorable Ian Galt
Get thee to a nunnery, because Sally Fields is there?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:28 PM (u82oZ)
Sally Fields > Michelle Fields > that whack job Ophelia
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (EOMoX)
Ace is rubbing Hobo droppings into his pelt and spraying his Messenger Bag with Hobo Estrus Urine.
Then he'll snack lightly on Magnesium supplements and Creatin Powder before commencing with this evening's Hunt.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (hHdnq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (EOMoX)
for those of the Semitic persuasion, 'bat' or 'bint had' would have made things clearer.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:30 PM (ykYG2)
Make sense now?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:26 PM (j0Zty)
"Bene Had".
That's Italican for "good had".
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (t+qrx)
hogmartin is the 'Stan du thread'
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:30 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:29 PM (hHdnq)
The best cretin powder comes from fresh cretins.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2019 09:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (ykYG2)
Take "I was elected", translate it back and forth and you could get "I was chosen". Don't use Google, though, or you may get "my hovercraft is full of eels".
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (jOEDM)
Oh. Well good. Ace needs to get out more. I was worried about his social life.
Posted by: Shake Your Groove Thing at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (Tnijr)
Let's leave the one-armed out of the discussion, although I knew a guy who was into amputees.
Hamlet is a good primer on where not to stick something.
And I should specify Smokey and the Bandit Sally Fields. Accept no substitutes.
But if Barbara Feldon showed up, Sally would be forgotten in a nanosecond.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (ykYG2)
and you could get "I was chosen". Don't use Google, though, or you may
get "my hovercraft is full of eels".
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (jOEDM)
Very true.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 22, 2019 09:33 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2019 09:33 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: garrett
You can get all that from the Alex Jones Infowars/store, plus curcumin. No good without the curcumin.
Posted by: Miklos von Coast-to-Coast quackoffery at August 22, 2019 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:31 PM (EgshT)
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DON'T EVER SAY "FINGERED MADDOW " ON THIS BLOG!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2019 09:33 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (ZPJb6)
And I should specify Smokey and the Bandit Sally Fields. Accept no substitutes.
But if Barbara Feldon showed up, Sally would be forgotten in a nanosecond.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (u82oZ)
WAS FOLLOWED BY THIS:680
i'll thank you not to put 'fingered' and 'Maddow' in the same sentence in future
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:32 PM (ykYG2)
I will just sit and wait for Cthulu now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 09:35 PM (QwmrN)
And I should specify Smokey and the Bandit Sally Fields. Accept no substitutes.
But if Barbara Feldon showed up, Sally would be forgotten in a nanosecond.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at A
you know you spend years here thinking you are hanging out with guys you went to school with then one night you find out is a single comment that one of them is your granpappy.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:35 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:35 PM (Tnijr)
Where do you think Cashew Butter comes from?
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:35 PM (hHdnq)
Bongino pushes a panoply of supplements too; and dogfood that is made out of REAL FOOD! (I love the guy, and I know he has to hawk that crap to stay on the air, so he gets a pass.)
Posted by: gp: No Brain, No Vat at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (ufFY
*silence*
Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 22, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)
THERE IT IS!!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (j0Zty)
This is about Denmark and Greenland, isn't it?
Posted by: Mette Frederiksen at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (gAXBD)
To get into her pants we
Had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At her city club
Were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young
Deep Purple Knocking at your back door or ode to Hope Solo
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (ykYG2)
Who only needed the love of Duncan Idaho.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (EgshT)
So...
I'm sitting at the bar of a popular Italian eatery.
The bar person is a classic Amazonian beauty. At least 6 feet tall (I'm 6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I mean...gobsmacking spectacular.
My question to the Horde:
Do I slip her a twenty in the hope she bends over to wash the same glass over and over again?
Stare openly?
Pretend to be texting you guys while trying to get a picture?
Stand up, shout OMG and not even try to hide the fact I'm taking a picture?
Appreciate the help.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 07:56 PM (yhYmR)
Ask her if you can buy her dinner.
Posted by: didImessupagain at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (Vhkmw)
*looks sidelong at 'Masturbatin' Pete'*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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*pats 1911 in shoulder holster*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (Hn6S7)
Damn...it's been a while since I listened to that song.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: B-52s at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (gAXBD)
*looks sidelong at 'Masturbatin' Pete'*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Now that's a slippery slope.
Posted by: Miklos, as always at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Valentinian (what killed your namesake) was such a little bitch. Sailed by on Byzantine protection for three decades, until the Theodosians finally petered out and exposed him for what he was.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (hHdnq)
Posted by: #27 - Humanzee Chicken with bean sprouts at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Tnijr)
6-2). Low cut blouse and a stunning dellecotage. I mean...gobsmacking
spectacular.
You are taller than her. You already have an advantage.
Go for it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ASIAN CAUCASIAN at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: #27 - Humanzee Chicken with bean sprouts at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Tnijr)
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Spicey.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2019 09:40 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Your office will be packed with dames tomorrow.
Who are in trouble.
And need help.
Posted by: Miklos Hammet at August 22, 2019 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:39 PM (hHdnq)
Ever see a grown man naked?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 09:40 PM (gmtFW)
Go for it.
'Normally I don't go for chicks I can't dominate in the Low Post.'
'But for you, I am willing to make an exception.'
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (hHdnq)
Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2019 09:37 PM (EgshT)
Yeah it's communism with a coat and tie.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (xcd1u)
*cough cough cough cough*
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Corey Booker at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2019 09:42 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 22, 2019 09:36 PM (Hn6S7)
Damn...it's been a while since I listened to that song.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 09:38 PM (ufFY
Definitely a good one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2019 09:42 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 09:42 PM (+8+gB)
I want a little girl, call my own.
She must be someone who's all alone now.
Say, I want a little girl to fall in love with me, oh yeah.
I want a little girl, but she may not look
Just like a picture in a story book.
If she can cook chicken, yeah, she'll suit me to a T.
And she don't have to wave her hair
Or even wear fancy clothes, I wouldn't even care.
She don't wear nylon hose, oh.
I want a little girl to love a lot.
You know that I'd give her everything I got.
I want a little girl to fall in love with me.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:42 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:43 PM (BiNEL)
Did you get Janice's work schedule???
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
Nice euphemism for the calendar method.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 09:43 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: Darmok at August 22, 2019 09:45 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 22, 2019 09:45 PM (gmtFW)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:45 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 22, 2019 09:45 PM (+8+gB)
The twelve year olds Epstein was into, were assuredly NOT chosen for their skills at saute'ing carbonara.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 22, 2019 09:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 22, 2019 09:46 PM (ABuva)
shorturl.at/duwNR
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:43 PM (BiNEL)
Cool. Always learning something.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:46 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:48 PM (hHdnq)
Joe! He's a Doofus - And He's With Us!
Doofus S. A.!
Doofus S. A.!
Doofus S. A.!
Doofus S. A.!
Doofus S. A.!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2019 09:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Miklos, not a joke at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (hHdnq)
Posted by: Don Vito Cuomo at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 22, 2019 09:50 PM (wYseH)
May your sleep be sleep of the just.
However, when awake, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:51 PM (u82oZ)
He was talking about trading it for Puerto Rico and a future draft pick.
Posted by: cool breeze at August 22, 2019 09:15 PM (UGKMd)
We'll know he's serious when he tosses PR and the USVI on the table. Danes need more balmy winter destinations to enjoy.
Posted by: didImessupagain at August 22, 2019 09:51 PM (Vhkmw)
742 I knew that Biden was going to have to go through all this. And Fredo - well - Fredo was - well - a douchebag. But I never - I never wanted this for you Tater.
Posted by: Don Vito Cuomo at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (EgshT)
You were supposed to become President! President Tater Cuomo!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2019 09:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:52 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Sounds like a contradiction if you go to a MoMe.
Posted by: Miklos, intermittently logical at August 22, 2019 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: didImessupagain at August 22, 2019 09:51 PM (Vhkmw)
We know he is serious we just don't know what his strategic goal is.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2019 09:53 PM (xcd1u)
Comedy. Gold.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 22, 2019 09:53 PM (S6rpg)
736 you know in the world of leftists saying "you fingered maddow" is like saying "you shook sinatras hand" everywhere else.
Posted by: yankeefifith at August 22, 2019 09:47 PM (HALdu)
Held her stiffy while she peed, didja?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2019 09:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:51 PM (u82oZ)
NaCLy, have you been reading the Mattis stuff? Can't tell if it's disinformatsiya
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 09:55 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:55 PM (j0Zty)
There's a Steelhead guide over on the Clearwater that looks like Duffy Waldorf. Every time he rows by me I start singing "I am the Egg Man! - I am the Egg Man!"
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:55 PM (hHdnq)
Posted by: mog smash at August 22, 2019 09:56 PM (qMjSx)
Then why did he bother?
Posted by: Hillary! at August 22, 2019 09:56 PM (mhs6e)
Posted by: mog smash at August 22, 2019 09:56 PM (qMjSx)
Did you get Janice's work schedule???
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2019 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
Nice euphemism for the calendar method.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 22, 2019 09:43 PM
****
No,
I'll never be back here.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 09:57 PM (YRw+t)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 09:57 PM (jh17W)
Who's Low?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2019 09:49 PM (aKsyK)
give u one hint
Posted by: shelly winters at August 22, 2019 09:58 PM (+8+gB)
Posted by: Ben Had
Good to know.
Where is the closest parking for armoured trains?
Posted by: Miklos, in a planning phase at August 22, 2019 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2019 09:58 PM (hHdnq)
Would they like a Hawaiian island, one that comes with judges?
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2019 09:58 PM (mhs6e)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
Trump apparently never drank, smoked or took drugs. Those things take years off the back end, and age you hard.
And he does seem to genuinely like children. His grandchildren especially.
He is comfortable wielding power, without it corrupting him. And used to dealing with difficult people.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 22, 2019 09:59 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 09:52 PM (j0Zty)
What a dump!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: mog smash at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (qMjSx)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (j0Zty)
Posted by: Aud at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (uBywd)
So far I have a great picture of my beer.
I'm too old for this.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 08:24 PM (yhYmR)
IPA?
A dark Lager?
C'mon man! We need details!
Posted by: MSM at August 22, 2019 10:01 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 22, 2019 10:01 PM (jh17W)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ben Had
Aha!
Others have been thinking.
Posted by: Miklos, in a pre-planning phase at August 22, 2019 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
IPA?
A dark Lager?
C'mon man! We need details!
Posted by: MSM at August 22, 2019 10:01 PM
Golden lager.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2019 10:04 PM (YRw+t)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY
I see a tree. Wait........ make that two trees.
Posted by: Sooner at August 22, 2019 10:04 PM (jlmLY)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2019 10:00 PM (j0Zty)
Miklos arrives at the MoMee
shorturl.at/cnUY9
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 22, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: gp Is A Brain In A Vat at August 22, 2019 08:27 PM (mk9aG)
made it down to where she starts romanticizing antifa and praises them for beating "neo-nazis" while bemoaning pc speech codes. she's insane, and wants everybody to wallow in misery as much as she does. hard pass.
Posted by: didImessupagain at August 22, 2019 10:37 PM (Vhkmw)
Posted by: m at August 23, 2019 01:35 AM (JExoS)
Now there was a model of a woman to aspire to. Let's contrast with CardiB shall we?
CardiB, in her interview with Bernie Saunders, sounds like a mentally deficient version of Rosie Perez, and Rosie's mental reservoir flashes the "empty" light more often than not.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2019 04:18 AM (pNxlR)
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